Why is my brain shut down? I've forgotten the name of it.
Oh no, my brain is like... I'm having a moment, I can't think of the actual name.
Noooo! Okay, I think I've got it actually. No, I have forgotten it. Literally. This is terrible.
Give it a shot, maybe if you describe it well enough I will give you at least half a point.
Why have I forgotten that name though? That's like... I'm having a moment, it's like blanked in my head.
Are you okay Hal? No, this is like obvious stuff. Oh my god.
This is the trouble, when you do a quiz on the elder, it frazzles the mind, you know.
Hello and welcome everyone to a lore crimes quiz in which Mr. Colin will be quizzing us on Iandan, the Eldari craft world.
Azriani, Eldar, Eldari, whatever you wish to call them.
Snack time for Slaanesh. Little elves. That's offensive.
That is true, but it's not wrong. I'm not having myself here.
We're not here for that, we're not here to talk about Eldar defeats, because I'm not an employee GW.
I'm not. Iandan's history is quite full of Eldar defeats, hopefully.
Okay, okay, Gene Steeler called man, who's prediction end goal is defeat.
You wouldn't get it? You're right, I don't want to get it.
Colin is salty because he lost to Gene Steeler called quiz.
You didn't throw at the end though. No more throwing.
Everyone, I'll go into order. Hal, how are you feeling about your Iandan knowledge?
Well, luckily, I think it's not too bad. It's a little rusty, I'll be honest, but Eldar have got some tasty lore.
They have probably some of the best, I mean the Wraith Knights and all that kind of stuff, some of the better design stuff in Warhammer.
So I'm excited to hear more about them. Hopefully we should do an actual pod, shouldn't we, on them one day.
But it's not too bad. I know some of the main highlights, but if you ask me details, I think I'm going to struggle.
Alright, alright, that's a reasonably confident answer. I'm liking it.
Eli, what is your knowledge on craft world Iandan? Pretty good. Eldar are my fourth favorite faction, maybe third on a good day.
So, you know, we're balling. Alright, alright. And last but not least, Andy. How's it going, man?
Are these the ones who have the Custard armor? Yeah, I'm not dignifying that. Moving on!
We begin with the easy section, and you know what? I'm going to start. This is as easy as I could possibly make it.
What are the two colors of craft world Iandan? We're not getting specific citadel colors, are we here?
No. And for a bonus point, which color is the most prominent? What is the main color of the two?
God, we're starting off... This is going to get aggressive towards the end, I can tell, because there's no way it starts off this nice.
And then eventually it would just be like, name that Eldar who you'd like specifically reference in that one book, who said that one line, which was like kind of badass.
And I'm like, I don't know, buddy, because he got crunked two minutes later.
RIP. Sorry. I have all of my answers, and I wish I didn't have one of them.
I think I know who that is. Yep. Thank you for more custard jokes.
I don't think I want to ever have your custard if that's the color of it. Excuse me. But that's alright. Moving on.
You know what? I really... Moving on. Here's another lowball question. Real simple.
Name one of the units Iandon's military is most famous for. Now, I do have to say you need to give me a name of one of the tabletop units.
That being said, there's a lot of them that have this theme. Not hard. You just need one of them.
I think I'm okay with this one. So it's like a widespread unit that it shares the name of a lot of units with?
Yes. Kind of. Okay. Correct the Eldar or something.
What's the equivalent in Eldar of like the common name, like a George or something? There must be like a name. I don't know.
Duncan. Duncan the Eldar. Goku. No, there's no Drip version Eldar. Lumi. I just know that's a thing.
Yeah. God. Degenerate man. Yeah. Local news. Bears shit in woods.
Nice. We're unlucky. You can hear us worry about it on the Joe Rogan podcast with Joe Rogan.
That's what I'm talking about. I have answers from everyone. We're ready to move on to question three.
It's going to get just a little bit trickier for the major question or the last easy question.
Which of the other major Eldar craft worlds did Iandon once have a steadfast alliance with?
I don't know one of those. I'm going to guess. If I remember this is not one of the main ones, right?
Well, I said the one with the major. So. Oh, I guess we just guessed one of the major ones then.
God. I know there's some part about and I don't want to say it until it comes up later, but there's another craft world involved in their story.
There's some like bad stuff that happens on it. So I don't want to give it away. Maybe it's not that one.
Is Andy putting offensive answers already? I'm offended by what he put because it's completely wrong.
They're offensively off. Are they law crimes, would you say? Yeah, he definitely law-crime me.
But we'll get to that because it's time to go. You did. It's time to go through the answers for the easy section.
Step one answer question one. What are their colors? It's blue and yellow and yellow is the main color.
Everyone got that right, except Andy put custard yellow. And if your yellow your custard is neon yellow, please step away from the stove.
It is not neon yellow, bro. I have had custard before. It's not neon. Neon. Custard isn't neon.
Yeah, that's why I think you need to like step away from the stove.
What about like American cheese? It is American cheese yellow. Yeah, but you can get custard.
It depends how much like cream is in custard. Like proper custard is like yellow. It's not like. Yeah.
What about custard's revenge?
Can we find a picture for reference? I did not make that joke, so sorry.
Oh God, I just thought of the get Christ. Moving on while Andy's looking for custard pictures.
Name one of the units Andad's military is most famous for. Hal gave me Wraith Knights, which I will accept.
Oh, thank God. Eli gave me Wraith Guard, Wraith Lord, Wraith Wraith, Wraith Wraith, Oooo, Spooky Oooo.
Which he did name two of them, but it's only one point. I just wanted one. I do not like that. I don't think custard should look like that.
That's what it looks like. It's like exactly the same color. Why is it so vibrant?
You're going to give them some British creamy color. But it is correct. That's what it looks like.
What are the black things on it? I think that's like just what they look like.
They look like ants. Not ants. They're like little seed things.
Can I ask a question? Is it true that some people put raisins in mashed potatoes in the US?
What? I think that's a thing in the South, isn't it? My mom mixes corn in them sometimes, but not the raisins.
I'm not joking. That's a thing I think I've seen in the South.
It's the South. It's embracing the good name of our country.
Hey, they made it. They put marshmallows in it sometimes as well. That scares me.
You're lying. I'm actually not. That's a funny one.
Anyways, Andy put the custard creams. Yep. It's a good biscuit. It's a good biscuit.
Unfortunately, that is not correct. It's second tier biscuit though. It's pretty good.
So I've only got one point because I got the first one right?
Yes, and then you're going to continue having one point because for the third question, what craft was their ally?
Hal and Eli both put Beelton and Eli based Beelton kill aliens, hate aliens. That is correct.
You step on the maiden world and they step you into hell.
I step on your maiden. Shout out to the sword wind, one of the only good things from Dawn of War 3, that song.
And then Andy put, he meant to put Oathway, but he put Oathway, which is not right.
But it wouldn't be right anyways because it's Beelton.
And a personal apologies to Dreadanon because I forgot how I'm supposed to say it.
Not like Beelton. Remember he told us and I completely forgot.
Beelton? My apologies, Mr. Dread.
I say Beelton. We love you Dread.
So what are the scores at the doors at the moment then? So I'm on one.
Andy is on one and Hal and Eli are at three.
So we started off a little bit easy.
But with medium, I think we're going to up the ante a little bit. So how is everyone feeling right now?
Not too, I mean, it's a good start, but then it can go poorly very quickly.
I can vouch for that. Yes, that could be a vibe.
I could use a cup of tea and a custard cream, I reckon.
I could also use both of those things, but we're going to move on first.
So for the first answer, the medium section, first question, pardon me.
What Eldar invention is Iandan responsible for that is designed to keep their souls safe after they pass?
I don't think I know this.
Why is my brain shut down? I've forgotten the name of it.
Oh, no, my brain is like, I'm having a moment. I can't think of the actual name.
No. Okay, I think I've got to actually know. No, I have forgotten it.
Literally, this is terrible.
I mean, I know what it is. I just don't know the name of it.
Give it a shot. Maybe if you describe it well enough, I will give you at least half a point.
Why have I forgotten that name, though? That's like I don't.
I'm having a moment. It's like blanked in my head.
Are you okay, Hal? No, this is like obvious stuff. Oh, my God.
Okay, this is terrible. I had to commit.
This is the trouble when you do it, when you do a quiz on the Eldar, it frazzles the mind, you know.
I got a meme. The hate is flying around.
Anyway, Eli sent me a meme. Pardon me.
But moving on to the next question.
Who is the arrogant Iandan commander who self exiled himself after he allowed a massive number of craft
rollers to die due to his brash tactics?
He was a little bit arrogant and he potentially got perhaps a couple people killed with it.
But he was right. As a bonus question, he was arrogant for the Eldar.
That'll tell you something.
As a bonus question for this one, what is the name of the battle that led to this?
Oh, well, could you repeat the first bit, please?
What is the name of the Iandan commander whose arrogant tactics led to him self exiling himself
after said arrogant tactics got a whole lot of Eldar killed?
Uh, I don't know.
I feel like this might be close though.
If Colin can see that at least. It's probably not.
Alright.
Well, I've got a...
Answers.
Something.
For Andy. Andy is still cooking with his track record with the custard.
I don't know if I want him to cook, but OK.
I did not want him to cook.
That's alright, because we're moving on to the final question of the medium section.
Which Tyranid High fleet devoured four-fifths of the remaining populace of Craftworld Iandan?
Oh.
Eli was quick on the trigger with that one.
I feel like it was...
This one. I feel like they fought more than one, haven't they?
I'm gonna have to ask you to remove the question mark and set yourself upon an answer.
You're right. You're right. Commit.
I think they fought more than one.
Andy, I'm gonna have to ask the same thing of you. Please remove the question mark and commit to an answer.
No question marks.
Oh, sorry.
No question marks, please commit.
Full send it.
OK, so this is the Eldar quiz. We're not having any uncertainty here.
The Eldar have no uncertainty in anything they do, and thus none of you shall either.
It's more of an inflection, where I go, eeeh, eeeh, when you pronounce it, so that it's like, I think this is correct.
He's saying mean things, I'm moving on.
Uh...
Medium and section. Let's go through the answers.
What Eldar invention is IAAN responsible for to keep their souls safe after they pass?
I'm afraid none of you got that one right.
Oh my god.
It's not the Spirit Stones or the Seer Stones.
Infinity Circuit?
It is the Infinity Circuit.
Damn.
Made by Farseer Melindri Silversoul.
But they also made the Spirit Stones.
Uh, no, that's Isha crying.
Weh.
And then someone else harvested them.
They harvested them from the Eye of Terror on their old home worlds.
Which is like, insane, if anyone knows that part. Can you explain that part of the lore for someone who doesn't know that?
Uh, yes. If the Eldar so much as enter the warp, they are at risk of Slaanesh just instantly grabbing their souls.
And in order to get these Spirit Stones, they need to keep her from doing that when they die.
They need to go into the Eye of Terror, which is where the warp intersects real space.
That's like the idea of Slaanesh just waiting there and then it just snatches them up like a Sokka mom who's late for an appointment.
Like, come on, we've gotta go! And they are like, no! I don't wanna go!
Except it ends with an eternity of torture.
Yeah, slightly different scenario.
Like being the child of a Sokka mom.
Uh, fair enough.
Uh, no points added for that one, I'm afraid.
Now, who is the arrogant Iandan commander who got a whole lot of other people from Iandan killed?
Uh, Hal and Eli both have this one right.
Prince Eriel.
Hey.
Uh, Andy just put Legolas after tossing a dwarf.
Uh, Prince Eriel.
Legolas? Not Legolas, Legolas.
Legolas.
Oh my god.
Uh, and as for the battle, so that is one point for Hal and Eli.
As for the battle, however, we got from Hal, 1812 White House.
That was pretty normal accurate.
No!
Slightly.
And from Eli, IDK battle name.
I like that.
It was the Battle of the Burning Moon, which is a very cool battle name.
It was the largest naval battle in the galaxy for centuries, which, yeah, up yours, Imperium.
Damn, that's cool.
It's really cool and a lot of cool tactics and they went fast.
Anyways, final answer or final question.
Which high fleet devoured four fifths of the remaining populace of craft world Iandan?
The answer was high fleet Kraken.
Everyone got right.
Now I have to ask, who guessed that?
Who just thought of tiered fleet?
Me!
Kraken some Eldar skulls.
Am I right in thinking that?
No, no, no.
Hal and Eli are neck and neck with five points, I think.
I think we're tied.
Uh, you might be right in thinking that.
You both got the first one wrong, which I thought I got right.
Nope, I was completely started.
And Andy is still here with two.
Good job Andy.
He's still here. That's how we're saying it.
He got more questions right than just their color scheme.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
I'll make an Eldar fan out of you yet.
I get like gold star done.
You get a spirit stone.
But now it's time for the hard section.
How's everyone feeling?
Pretty good.
Like I'm protected by a spirit stone.
I can't believe I forgot the name of that.
I'm so embarrassed.
You were wrong anyway.
I know, I know, but I'm still embarrassed to forget the name of that.
You're still wrong.
As I say, oh, who's that evil guy in the word bearers?
The one everyone hates.
It's like going like that. It's like Christ.
Uldrad? Yeah, that's it. Uldrad.
That's the one. Uldrad the word bearer.
Now, I'll give you just a forewarning.
I say a forewarning. That's way too foreboding a word of it.
Hard section. I don't think it's too hard.
At least two of these answers are reasonably simple to guess.
And I will say no more until we get to them.
You heard it here folks.
Colin just said, I don't think it's too hard.
Just put that on like a motivational poster with the lake in the background.
Question one.
Why did the alliance between Beeltaan and I end and end?
What was the reason?
I'll try one.
There's some leeway to this kind of...
They liked each other and then they didn't like each other.
What's the reason?
Alright.
You know, Andy, I'll say you're not too far off as a basis for the answer.
If you develop on that, it could be worth something.
I think I'll quit while I'm ahead to be honest.
Alright, fair enough.
I don't know how to say what I'm trying to say.
I spelled everything wrong in that already. Oh my God.
There you go.
This is where I'm going to spell I and in.
I just processed one of the memes you sent me.
I'm not a fan of that one.
You know what I say?
Very mean spirited.
I think I'm on the money.
If people in the chat, by the way, can you please put the wrong answers for this question?
Because it would be really funny if you could do the side chat right now.
So what was the question again?
It was, why did Beeltaan stop being friends with them?
That's good.
Okay.
Why did the alliance kind of end?
Everyone's answers are in.
I think I'll move on to the next one.
That meme that Eli has sent, I'll put it on the edit,
is just like the tyrannid dunking a basketball over an I and an basketball player is sublime.
I like it.
Not a fan.
There is a better one.
Chef's kiss.
I'll put it in the general.
I'll put it in the edit.
I don't think it's allowed on the edit.
I mean, as much as making a...
Get that one off the record.
As much as making a...
As much as I just...
Eli, I am finding these forbidden memes.
Don't worry about it.
I got a photography open right now, bro.
Eli's got folders.
I mean, you didn't make a Custards Revenge joke earlier,
so I think you're pretty safe.
Not the entire...
It's a well played, but it's also...
I don't even know what it was, but it's funny.
Everyone's like, oh, Warhammer's grimdark enough,
and you're like, I had to open my mouth, and you made it worse.
I'm glad I got bad.
Oh, God.
Anyways.
On from Custards Revenge.
The next question, the hard section.
What organization of Imperials has Iandon occasionally hosted members of in the past?
These were official diplomatic ties between the Imperium and Crafter Lianndon.
What organization of the Imperium did this?
Oh, dear.
I think I know this one.
I think I know which this is taken from as well.
Oh, great meme, Eli.
I love the bit at the bottom that says, enter bottom text.
Brilliant.
Top text, bottom text is my favorite format.
Eli, is that your final answer?
I'm thinking...
They're hosting.
They're bringing out the big guns.
Bringing out the cheese board and the crackers and yeah.
An Eldar cheese board would like...
I don't know if you'd have...
Imagine if you used the cheese knife wrong.
They're just looking at it, use the cheese knife wrong.
That would be a very Eldar thing to happen, wouldn't it?
A Montcar.
Not Montcar, that's from Tal.
Montcar is just imagining them having like 17 different cheese knives of different sizes and shapes,
and they're like, oh, he picked up the wrong one.
I was like, of course I did.
There's too many.
You have it all, you're over-complicating everything.
Too bad the Tyranids then devoured all their cheese in the wrong manner.
Yeah, I think commander's heart is in there.
Just there with a napkin, just going, lovely.
And then they're moving on to their next craft world.
That craft world looking like a snack, boys.
Let me get in.
It rubs mandibles together.
Sorry, let me get in on that.
Let me slurp up that craft world.
Let me get that good, good craft world.
Oh, gosh.
Anyways, sorry, boys.
Sorry.
Andy, waiting on you.
Yeah, just a moment.
I just spouted it wrong.
Hey, guy.
Okay.
And Eli, are you, no, never mind, there's your answer.
You know, I did not think that question would be as hard as it was, but apparently it was.
I don't know, dude.
Okay.
And moving on to the last one.
What Space Marine chapter allowed Iandon to recover the Spirit Stones of the fallen craft world Malintai and even stood guard over them until the Eldar could retrieve them?
Oh, I mean, this one is like, I thought I was going to die on this one, but this is right up my alley.
This quiz.
Yeah, I know this story as well.
I knew this story.
I don't know anymore.
Apparently.
Bro, who knew I was such a Iandon simp?
They are the best craft world.
Why?
They're like my, I think my second least favorite, I think.
They command an army of ghost robots.
That's awesome.
It is cool.
The yellow.
And then same hand.
I think they're the coolest though because they have, they're not just a craft order, they have actual, like,
They actually have colonies.
So they, okay, so what's up?
Okay, they just have like, so even if they got crunked, they would always have a place like resupply people back to the craft world, wouldn't they?
Yeah, they use diplomacy.
They have colonies all over the place to make up for the fact that at any given moment, four fifths of the craft world is ghosts.
They, you know, they, they're quite nice.
Damn, a lot of that craft world went out.
Oh no.
Oh no, is it more memes?
Eli's gaming.
I was gonna say a lot of the craft world's gone out to get milk.
Just waiting on, on, Andy.
I don't know.
Should I give a clue?
You can give a clue, I think.
Yeah.
Give a clue.
Okay.
Space Marine Chapter.
Let me, let me think.
Big emphasis on psychers.
Okay, I have an idea.
Right.
That was a very big hint.
Okay.
That was quite a big hint.
And we're done now.
All right.
Anyways, that was the end of the hard section was was kind of, Eli, pick one of those to be your final answer.
All right, the means will be, the appropriate means will be on the video for those who are listening.
So if you give it a watch.
Yeah, I'm just going to put them continuously throughout the video.
Whenever, whenever we hear like, calling going, Eli, for God's sake, put it on, they'll just be like foreground.
This is culture.
Observe the culture.
Don't look away.
Observe the culture.
For example, I'm laughing right now.
He said the banger.
That's what's going on back to the top of the hard section.
I'm giggling.
That's what's going on.
We have, why did the alliance between Bielton and I end and end?
I'm going to give you all a half point because I, if I give one of you a half point, I'm going to need to give it to everyone.
So how gave probably the most serious answer, although Eli's was somewhat on the money.
How said Bielton dislike the pros.
He knows attitude of I end in half point for you.
Eli put I fucking forgot.
Probably Bielton wants it to keep balling and steers and on chaos.
But I ended wanted to hold back for a minute and recover probably because they were getting slapped straight by you know, for real, for real.
For real, for real.
And then Andy just put mega racism, which if I'm giving everyone else a half point.
He's not wrong.
No, he's not.
I should give Andy the point.
What a half point, half point for everyone.
So what happened is Bielton was getting just a tad bit too overzealous and purging maiden worlds and any worlds that had people that weren't elder on them.
And I was like, maybe maybe chill out just a little bit.
And then Bielton responded with killing more people that probably didn't deserve it.
So I ended just kind of they just kind of floored apart over time.
And eventually Bielton called them for aid and they just simply refused to help.
So I ended was a bit too big on the John Lennon singing imagine.
And Bielton was a bit too big on the genocide.
Are you saying who's Yoko Ono in this analogy?
I probably I don't know the tyrannids.
I think it's a covid one with all the celebrities doing it and everyone.
Everybody hated that.
You can see it is like a call out thing.
Everybody did the most out of touch thing ever released.
Everyone suffering in my mansion.
Bro, I can only use my three hot tubs and outdoor swimming pools.
What was me anyways to move on from politics?
It's not political.
Probably not.
It's not as much as jokes earlier.
Yeah, they deserve hate.
Anyways, what Imperial organization has I ended hosted?
Hell, you're the only one to get this right.
It was the Inquisition.
Was I right?
I wonder in saying what Ravenor is.
Gideon Ravenor the Ravenor is inquisitor.
Yeah, I think he's the because that's where I thought about it because he was invited to talk with I think Eldar.
And I think he was even on a craft war.
And I'm sure it might have been the end.
And that's where I thought it was like, oh, he's the only one who's like been allowed.
I thought on a craft world.
So I thought it was him.
Let's go with that.
Although it was books.
Yeah, yeah, he did.
He did Eisenhorn first.
Then he did the Ravenor trilogy.
And then they're quite good, but I haven't listened to them.
They are.
And then one of the actual one enough one of the characters in the Ravenor books would then later go on to be, I think, a member of the certain chapter that we're going to in the next answer.
I won't spoil it though.
I'll let Colin deal with that.
He has to say what it is first.
And as a little bonus thing that I probably should could have made a part two of that question, but forgot about until now, is that one of the members of the last Chancellor's Guard Regiment was put into that regiment because he took an Iandon transport that a representative was using on a joyride.
Iandon is such good diplomats that they are able to make public visits to Imperial worlds.
The fact that it was common knowledge enough for this random schmuck to just take it on a joyride.
That is insane.
Then crashed it because Eldar vehicles need Eldar senses to be able to pilot.
You know, he didn't die, so he must can't have done that.
I know the floaty ones remind me of the speeders from Star Wars.
Oh, yeah.
It's that very sleek like, oh, look, there's a billion trees.
How am I not hitting every single one as I go a thousand miles an hour?
So it's not so you're saying vulnerable to Ewoks.
No, this is 40 K.
The Ewoks would get obliterated.
I mean, walks have already been by the Tyranids and Tyranids.
They're in a zoo on Katakan.
I'm saying that the Ewoks and the new battle front two in the Ewok hunt mode.
Oh, my God, those are horrifying.
Let's play more of that.
You laugh, but then the battle horn goes off and 10,000 teddy bears on you.
Horrifying.
What was George Lucas thinking?
Teddy bear.
It was so when once he was thinking marketing, he was thinking I want to sell my toys to children.
How do you remember that when one of them gets like crunked and then it's like the other one is like, get up, get up.
And he's like, he doesn't get up.
So sad.
Oh, my God.
I remember seeing that.
I'm so upset for one of the trilogy as well.
Everyone's like Empire.
I'm like, nah, nah.
All right.
We'll talk about that later.
It's good.
Green light saver is pretty.
George Lucas for move on move on is was a genius for getting merchandising rights from the start of Star Wars.
Good Lord, that deal with what's his name?
Spielberg as well.
Were they like him and Spielberg were working on Star Wars and ET and for like a bet to see which one would make more money.
They swapped the royalties they would receive.
So Lucas got like big share of ET and Spielberg got Star Wars.
And so Spielberg made a lot of money from Star Wars if I believe I've got my facts correct, because he was like, yeah, right.
We'll swap our royalties for a laugh.
Oh, it's like the biggest franchise ever made.
Cool.
That'll buy me a swimming pool or 50.
You know, well, Star Wars is like one of the only franchises that every generation loves.
Apart from the recent ones.
Yeah, but people still like Star Wars.
The episode in the mainline movies were awful after the original trilogy.
But, you know, I am like, oh, and most of the video games of Star Wars are pretty good.
Okay, true.
Force Unleashed.
Oh, yeah.
And Star Killers, one of the lost Primarks.
The Republic.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
What happened to Sam?
I love the volume of calling.
Oh, I love all those games.
What can I say?
What happened to Sev on Kashyyyk?
Nothing happened to Sev.
He got lost.
The comms were disabled and then they found each other and everyone lived happily ever after.
Nothing happened to Sev.
He's fine.
Sad.
Don't bring this up.
Don't do this to me.
I'm giving you the bonus question now.
But first, scores on the doors.
We didn't do the last question on the...
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I was wondering what happened there.
Pardon me.
What Space Marine chapter let Iann get those spirit stones and stood guard over them?
I'm afraid, actually, that...
Andy, you did not get a point.
The hint did not help you.
Although I do like what you went.
I do like what you were going with on that one.
It wasn't a bad guess.
However, Hal and Eli both got this one right.
It was the Grey Knights themselves.
I know saying it, that maybe wording them as a Space Marine chapter might have been weird,
because I know they are a chapter, but they're kind of also their own thing.
But I felt like if I worded that in any other way than just calling them a chapter,
it would have been like, oh, the Grey Knights, he did not use the word chapter.
Anyway, you didn't read out me and Eli's answers for the last one?
Oh, God, that's right.
You didn't have anything else funny?
Eli put Grey Knights after Billings must ultra.
Ultramarines I get are ultraman successor.
Thousand Sons what?
Grey Knights a Grey Knight.
He did eventually settle on Grey Knights.
You did not troll yourself.
I mean, the previous one, because we heard Hal's one on the previous question.
Oh, God, that's right. My apologies.
So eighth question, what group stays with them?
Hal put Inquisition Ravenor.
Eli put so that was correct.
Eli put Rogue Traders, which is not correct.
And Andy put the Church of England.
I mean, it's also not correct for now.
You never know. History might get different.
It was the Catholics with the Inquisition.
I mean, I would have thought Rogue Traders is a good answer, though, to be fair.
It's not a bad answer.
I would be surprised.
They're the ones who get out there and interact with Cino's the most often,
at least in a nonviolent way.
Hold up, says hello and they go, what are you buying?
And that's their interactions.
And then there's so many Necron memes.
But and then the answers for the last question, the group, Hal and Eli, Grey Knights.
Andy put Blood Ravens, which again, not a bad answer.
Yeah, especially when you know the hint, the psychers.
Not a bad guess at all.
But it was unfortunately the all psychic Space Marine chapter.
I got a bit thrown off because I know in like the third, the one we don't talk about,
there's like a bit at the end where they like ally with the Orcs and the Aldar.
So I was like, oh, they've kind of done it before.
Maybe.
It also doesn't help. We were just talking about Donald War relatively anyway.
There is that too.
But I'm afraid that's not it.
With that being said, we're up to the new scores of two point five for Andy.
Yeah.
Eli with six or six point five and how seven point five.
Oh, it's close.
Very close. And this next one.
He can't keep getting away with this.
Eli.
The bonus question.
If it's going to go to anyone, it's going to go to Eli. It's tabletop.
Really?
Although that being said, you would need to be at least somewhat familiar with I and in.
Oh, my friend played it when we were like 14 years old.
Okay. Then dig deep.
Eli, name me one for the bonus question of I and in special rules,
slash abilities on the tabletop.
I have four of them written, but if for some reason, you know, another one, feel free to use it.
The names of special rules.
Either the names or if you know what they do, I will accept that.
I've got this one.
Like I said, I have four written, but if you know of one,
send it my way and I'll, you know, I'll check.
All right.
Andy gets it. Andy gets the hit with brick award.
Have I lost two and a half points?
Two and a half points for I hate that.
Oh, this is a tough one.
Every craft world to do surrendering with.
It's not I and they go down swinging.
There's going to be a bonus to something that like helps keep the flavor of them on the tabletop.
Right. There's a flavor.
We know I mean like the custardy flavor.
Yeah. The neon custardy flavor.
I'm not saying another joke about the thing, but I'm not referencing that awful game anymore.
I hate that thing.
Eli, are you going for a serious answer here?
Because I just need to know if I like.
Yeah.
You've got to win.
You've got to beat Hal.
Yeah, for real.
If you'd like to go, I'll drop a hint.
It's it's looking pretty good for Eli right now.
I'm going to put two points both for what they do and the name and I'm assuming Andy is his final answer is in.
Yep.
Hal is yours.
I'm doing half. I need to do another two more just to guess.
I mean, let's let's be honest Colin as someone who doesn't play the tabletop and also doesn't know anything about the Eldar.
This was never going to happen for me.
This was just like, yeah, funny answer only.
I mean, I appreciate I don't appreciate it.
You could have said something else.
You know what? I had to make part of them.
Would you be forgiving say if we get close?
To all or is it like reasonably forgiving?
But if you say, all right, like I'm going to make this up, so don't use this as an answer.
Let's say there is an ability that allows them to like triple their movement speed.
If you just put they go faster, you're going to that doesn't that doesn't count.
Oh, so I think you need to make mine more specific.
Hashtag Eldar go faster.
I don't know.
I will say though, while we got like a bit of a bit of a lull.
So Colin with this particular craft world, do they have like much in the way of books or law?
Is this like all codec stuff?
They are actually one of the not one of they are the only craft world that ever received a supplement in the vein of all the space marine chapter supplements.
I end in written by Matt Ward, which you know, shout out to Matt Ward for acknowledging I end in.
Thank you very much. I'm in your camp.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
There is the stuff with Prince Eriel.
He has a book he does have a thing is another doesn't he?
Yeah.
So there's that, although naturally it is mostly codexes and whatnot on account of GW not liking the Eldar.
So hold on. So there's there's a character called Uriel.
So you are IEL.
So you were the why you're here.
Oh, yeah, because I was thinking of Uriel Ventress, who's an ultra marine.
I was like, is that Matt Ward like I will use the same name twice, but I will slightly change the letters.
I don't think he made he didn't make Uriel Ventress.
That's Gav Thorpe or is that Gray McNeil?
Gray McNeil made that one.
I do not remember.
Again, it might be one of those things where he's like he's been in like the story for it and he's like, oh, yes, this is a cool name.
And then he like writes and publishes and goes, oh, no, I submit my answer.
I don't think I'm right on any of them, but I just made up random ones.
That's all right. You put forth effort and that's good.
That's like well done Pat on the head.
Don't worry about it.
You'll get them next time. That's what that was the same energy.
You'll get them next time.
Was it like someone said who's the guy who played Malfoy in Harry Potter?
Is it like Rupert Grint?
No, that's Ron.
It was the guy who played Malfoy and he said like after he done Harry Potter.
Yeah, Tom something.
And he grew like a mustache, but a really thin one.
And someone said that guy looks like he's your uncle who whispers in your ear at Christmas.
You got a girlfriend yet, champ?
That's how I feel right now.
Yeah, you're like, oh, come on, buddy.
Come on. Good for you.
So that's completely irrelevant to the Whamma quiz.
Croft, Audie and and let's go.
Anyway, everyone's answers in.
Yep.
All right.
So just as a reminder, 7.5 for Hal, 6.5 for Eli, 2.5 for Andy.
Oh, I'm also the bonus question.
Oh, believe it or not, I'll start with Andy.
I know it kind of the opposite of the order, but I think I'll just get it out of the way.
We have for their four special abilities, surrender, surrender, surrender, surrender.
There you go.
I'm surprised I was not accustomed to that.
Thanks for that.
I'm also kind of surprised there's no custom.
I should bring it up.
For Hal, I'm afraid I'm only going to be able to give you.
I'm only going to be able to give you one or one half point.
Because you put minus one to AP, you're only partially right.
It is minus one to AP for AP attacks of AP one and two.
So that was a good guess, though.
That's that's the half point.
The the other ones, the chance of resurrection on Wraiths, I don't believe is a thing.
That should be one, though, surely.
That's got to be like perfectly up their alley.
Bonus movement to Wraith Knights, not Wraith Knights, it's Wraith Guard.
It gives them battle focus.
I might have not given it to Andy.
Can still shoot after an advanced movement.
That is just that's battle focus.
That's what every unit, but Wraith units have by default.
No way. I don't think I would.
So Hal is up to eight.
Eli, don't be so grim.
I think spirits here is give Wraith Guard feel no pain.
That is not correct.
They have relics and whatever the but also not correct.
I was thinking standard edition, not going to lie.
Not correct.
I didn't had an army buffer leadership.
I will give that a half point as they do add one to combat attrition tests.
And they could do Wraith Guard as troops.
Again, I'll do that.
Actually, hang on a moment.
I need to do some scienceing.
I'm thinking the old seventh or sixth edition Yand and Supplement Codex.
I don't know what they are nowadays.
Is this by ninth or tenth edition rules?
Because this would be...
What I did for this was I looked up the four special rules.
So the warlord trait, the attribute, stratagem and their...
Oh yeah, I'm screwed.
I'm living in the past.
Holy moly.
So I'll give you credit.
The leadership thing was the half point.
You are up to seven.
All right.
Now let me ask.
Who gets to feel no pain?
I think it's six plus feel no pain.
And I assume it's...
It's either wraith units or it's the entire army.
I cannot give you a point for that one then.
It is a five up for the warlord.
What?
Holy frick.
I need to really quickly check the attachments you can make for the Eldar.
Because if I find some certain one for Iandan, you could get a point on that.
Oh, it's so tense.
Uriel does have the spear of twilight, doesn't it?
I mean, that's not the answer.
That's just a weapon.
That's the one you give Iandan.
Yeah, I know.
Checking if I was right at least.
What is the sword that Prince Uriel got after the Yunari basically...
Turns out you've actually had the secret source thing sword all the time.
And then they shattered it and then they're like, oh, here you go.
Does he not have the spear of twilight anymore?
Does he have something else?
He still has it, but that's not like an Iandan thing.
I know, I know.
I know what you mean.
I meant, I was meaning like what Hal was saying.
Because I think every time you like roll the one or something, he would take damage way back in the day.
Or every time you feel... I don't remember.
It would do damage to you though.
I've had trouble with my psychic phase stuff recently.
I don't know how it all works in 10th.
I'm a bit lost.
There is no second phase in 10th as well.
No, exactly.
Because like, but then how, what do I do?
The way you phrase this, it made you sound like I did a premature psychic the other day.
Like, oh no.
I'm not sure if it...
That was the best of us.
Yeah, I need to watch some battle reports of that just to see how someone else is using it.
Because I feel like they're replacing shooting with it.
And I'm like, huh?
I think I can use it whenever.
Someone in the comments or like chats going to have to help me here.
I think I can kind of use it whenever.
But as long as it's my turn.
Because it's no longer in a certain phase.
But that's, it's confusing for me.
I don't know if I like still have shooting if I use psychic or...
You know what I mean?
I don't know if I can do, so if it's like shooting phase, do I get to use my psychic from what?
The character and then I can go into shooting.
Someone help me out bro.
I'm looking up answers online.
And I'm like, no one's quite explained this to me yet.
And I'm like, I'm struggling.
Because I play Thousand Sons.
And I'm like, I need help.
He's the only person playing Thousand Sons in 10th edition.
He needs help.
No, the only person.
I have not seen anyone playing Death Guard currently at the moment.
Because...
That's the poor army.
I hate Death Guards.
Death Guard are, I take in fat elves.
I saw a graph of the wins of each faction.
And I would just like to start off with Craftward Eldar on top.
Yeah, they got banned from a tournament before.
Let's gooooo!
Death Guard are at the bottom.
At like a 30% win rate.
Well they deserve to be slow.
I also have bad news, Eli.
Because although you can take, what do you call them?
Wraith Guard and such as troops.
I don't believe that is specific to Iandon.
You should probably be using Iandon.
Because I think that's the only way to get to the bottom.
And I think that's the only way to get to the bottom.
So I'm going to go with that.
I think I'm going to go with that.
I am going to go with Iandon.
You should probably be using Iandon.
If you're going to be running a Wraith army.
I cry every time.
But I don't believe you specifically need them to be Wraith units.
Which means unfortunately the scores on the Doored...
Doored?
Doored.
The scores on the Doored are...
Andy with 2.5
Eli with 7
and Hal with 8
Damn, why is everyone so upset when I win?
Why is everyone so upset when I win?
But it showed that I actually care about Iandon somewhat.
I appreciate the effort from giving a damn about the Eldar.
I don't appreciate the non-stop winning streak with you.
I mean, when I host I won't win.
So you know.
That doesn't mean anything!
But still, if you win 3 out of 4 every quiz.
Then it's going to be like...
A whole golden podium.
And then we're all still on the silver.
We've got one victory this year!
Yeah, if we have to do a
name every Space Marine chapter.
And it would just blow us all out of the water, okay?
It's because all the quizzes
that I'm really good at are the ones that I'm hosting.
Yeah, same.
I think I might make my next one more tabletop heavy.
Just to...
How about you make it a fantasy?
I could do a fantasy one, to be fair.
That's the only chance I have.
My knowledge is not too bad.
I just think my whole probe too unfair.
I beat Major Kills, so I'm happy about that.
That's true.
But, that is the Iandon quiz.
Nice.
Appreciate it.
That was cool.
Do you want to finish on the last little tidbit?
If someone is watching this,
they're like, oh,
what's the big draw about Iandon?
It's like a last selling point.
What would you say to them?
Custard.
They're custard, apparently.
Their main
stay of their army is ghost zombie robots,
which is unbelievably awesome.
They use
diplomacy in 40k, which is
always nice, and it saves them a lot.
They tend to get helped out by others.
They actually colonize,
so they're doing rework, or work to
rebuild the Elder Empire beyond just killing things.
They're actually smart.
Just overall, they're a very interesting, cool
craft world, and they're very...
They're willing to take whatever comes at them,
and they believe they will rise above the challenges,
which is very, very
moving.
If people in the future want us to do a podcast,
say, just specifically on the
40k craft world, because there's
quite a lot of interesting
stuff to discuss, that I think even
we probably could do Iandon, and maybe
a few others, and like a
two-par, maybe a collection sort of thing.
That'd be a cool topic, I think.
With that
being said, though, thank you guys
so much for listening, for watching.
We hope you enjoyed
Colin getting an opportunity to
bring out the Eldar lore.
They needed it. They needed some love.
Show some support in the comments
for this one, so we get to do more
Eldar stuff.
Other than that, I think
we'll catch you all on the next
one. Thank you so much for watching.
Thank you for watching, everyone.
That was cool.
I love you, Asstead.
Bye!