Oh my god, Cracker Barrel went woke.
I'm recording!
I wasn't.
I wasn't recording.
I opened my phone.
I opened my phone and Twitter was open and it refreshed and it was this picture, always
funny, of the guy whispering at George Bush another plane has hit the tower.
But it was Cracker Barrel has fallen and it was a quote tweet and the Texas Family Project
says we take no pleasure in reporting that Cracker Barrel has fallen.
One friendly family establishment has caved to the mob and it's just bringing the front
porch to pride and about how we move forward together at Cracker Barrel.
That's cute.
That's sick.
That's so sick.
Fucking Cracker Barrel rocks.
You can play big ass checkers in rocking chairs next to a roaring fire while you're waiting
for your chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes.
I've never been.
Why the fuck don't more people go to Cracker Barrel, dude?
Because the name.
You just don't make a plate of green beans.
Yeah, fuck the crackers.
It's all for me.
My birthday is coming up.
You want to go to Cracker Barrel?
For my birthday should I organize a dinner at Cracker Barrel?
Dude, if you want to make every single person in the restaurant super uncomfortable with
how loud and annoying we are, that would be very fun.
That's exactly what Ian wants for his birthday.
Just go to the Cracker Barrel off of like 70.
So you're taking 470 towards Blue Springs and you, not Blue Springs, towards Lee's Summit.
And then instead of going into Lee's Summit, you keep going.
You're going to go on to 70 in Independence.
There's a Cracker Barrel right over there.
That one would be money.
Shane, I drove past that Cracker Barrel today.
Big bless.
Shane has this intricate map of where all Cracker Barrels are at all times.
I know, I've driven past that Cracker Barrel.
It's not a mental map.
Mary Lee's family lives out in Grain Valley and Gartner, Buckner and shit.
And so you pass by that area to go on, I think it's 70 East to get to all of that by the
big Harley Davidson thing there.
He's got it completely mapped out in a map.
I used to be so bad with directions and then I started working for the post office and
I just know where to go anywhere in the city now.
I'll tell you what, if you told me I had to find a Cracker Barrel, I don't know that I
would have been able to specifically fucking triangulate one like you just described.
But if you just let me loose in the world and were like, go find a Cracker Barrel, I
would just let my Applebee's instincts drive me.
And he would just take his shoes and socks off and stand in some grass and just smell
the wind.
Spin that man around 50 times, spin him around in a circle 50 times, push him forward, he
will zombie walk towards Cracker Barrel.
If you have him lay down in a kiddie pool and float, it's gotta be salt water and float.
His feet will always point towards Cracker Barrel.
It's true.
I don't know where my nearest Cracker Barrel is, but I do know where that there's a hometown
buffet next to the Buffalo Wild Wings across from the Dave and Busters.
I think if I had to take a guess, your closest Cracker Barrel is going to be in Marin or
Sacramento.
I just had a flashback to fucking like episode three when I was on surface leave and I was
telling you guys about things I'd seen on the road.
And one of them was at least eight emergency vehicles outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Yeah, I looked it up.
I thought for a second on the map, it looked like the closest Cracker Barrel was just in
San Mateo, but that's actually boiler barrel e-liquids and the picture of this establishment
is of a residence.
OK, so the closest one is actually in where is in Sacramento.
You fucking crushed it.
The closest one is in Sacramento.
There's two in Sacramento.
OK, Sacramento has two things.
Death grips and Cracker Barrels.
Apparently that's it.
From the music research facility on the surface of the moon, this is shitty mashups.
Hello and welcome back everyone to the most lightest, the most tightest episode of shitty
mashups that may not actually end up being that way.
However, I am your enthusiastic and glowing host, Shane.
And joining me as always are my equally resplendent goons, Ryan and Ian.
Yeah, we had another, you know, uranium leak.
So we're all glowing a little bit.
Can't you see them shining?
It'll it'll it'll slough off soon enough.
We should all.
The future of this podcast is so bright, we should all put on our sun visors.
I'm just excited for tomorrow when the hallucinations kick in because it usually it sloughs off
and then the trip really takes off.
That's blast off, baby.
Yeah, uranium poisoning.
It's fun for the first like twenty nine hours, hour like 30 31.
You get very close to death and it's like a coin toss.
So you have to enjoy the way to go.
You have to enjoy the time while you're true.
You're timing for that part.
Like that's the part you want to, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's the you know, anyway.
Anyway, of course, what you've gathered so far is that this is a.
I almost said.
I was talking about uranium.
I wanted to stick with the joke.
Oh, that might be the funniest thing that ever gets said that will not go in the show.
OK, of course, as you've guessed, this is our our glowing, loving music podcast.
Psych had you go when we hate it.
This is our music destruction podcast where I give them a challenge and they make some
mashups, thus destroying the good components of the music and make some funny fuckers like
fruit roll up style garbage that you just kind of like slowly eat up until it's over.
And then you're like, oh, you fucking idiot.
OK, OK.
Hey, quick question.
What about fruit by the foot or roll up?
Which one do you want fruit by the foot?
Fruit by the foot.
I think you could circle a head bang with it.
I prefer fruit by the foot, but I think fruit roll ups taste better because the flavor is
more concentrated and you wound it up.
However, however, however, however.
I yes, I would agree with that.
I think like overall, the flavor of a roll up is better, but the texture of the fruit
by the foot is better and the entertainment value of it is better.
Yes, because you can like have it like coming at your mouth and look like it's like a tongue
with a big guy.
Guys, guys, I have to also say it's got the negative Oreo factor, the fruit roll up.
It will get stuck in your motherfucking teeth.
Oh, yeah, not worth it to eat it.
If it does that, you will not catch me around Oreos.
You will not catch me around fruit roll ups.
I am a fruit by the foot gentleman.
I do.
You can circle head bang with it.
You could like long tongue it.
You can like just like blap, blap, blap, blap all the way up.
Very good.
Listen, texture is good.
Flavor still hits.
I don't know how we got on this, but I would like to stand on this platform and say that
I am a juice-pilled gushers Chad.
And I will stand by that until the day I die.
No, I'm hey, I'm right there with you.
Gushers are the best.
Every single person listening.
I have to preface this.
We have been doing blank, pill and something coded jokes for the last hour and a half.
So if you hate that humor, if that's at any point annoying or insufferable to you, you
might want to.
Then think about how we feel considering how we feel about music and that we're making
this podcast for you.
I maybe don't whine about it.
Yeah.
So anyway, of course we make mashups.
Last time the challenge I gave these fellas was the theme song challenge and Ryan won
that one with a track called After School Hang.
It was a slammer.
It was pretty good.
I liked it.
I still don't think it topped my cartoon theme Bruno Mars, Fraggle Rock, K.R.
Mold.
I mean you used Bruno Mars.
How could it?
I tried to use Bruno Mars song for this one to kind of bring it, or for that last one
to bring it full circle, but there's no good ones left.
We used all the good ones.
Yeah, you got to wait for the man to put on more music.
Come on Bruno.
The podcast needs you.
We should dictate.
I would say that Bruno probably has a lot of stuff we haven't dived into yet.
I will dictate but not read and you guys can edit a podcast fan letter to Bruno Mars begging
him for more music so we can steal it.
Mostly the stems.
Please give us the stems.
We can steal it and put it on our illegal podcast, our Pyra Radio podcast.
Why wouldn't he comply?
Bruno Mars seems like a really fucking cool guy.
Okay.
Please let's get to this week's challenge.
The challenge I gave these fellas this week is the...
Lighten tight.
Yes, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten
tight.
The challenge I gave these fellas this week is the homonym challenge.
Of course that's two words that sound the same but ain't spelt the same.
How...
Cinnamon is a homonym for synonym.
You told us last week.
A throwback to a banger joke last week.
I said that last week and I still think it's true.
I understand, even though maybe that's not entirely accurate.
You appreciate the synonym?
It does tickle my brain.
It tickles my brain in a pleasant way.
The synonym.
You really have to kind of chew on it a little bit.
Yeah.
Don't worry.
Eventually you'll get on my level.
I appreciate you having one of those because I have a very old concocted example of a metaphorical
device.
Also, mine is for alliteration.
Mine has always been alliteration is the first letter of every word being the same.
My mother made me marmalade.
That's what you say?
Yeah.
That's my one.
I had one but I lost it.
It's okay.
You had the synonym.
What's a simile?
It's like a metaphor.
What's a metaphor?
The wind.
That's a good follow up to it.
That's a good follow up to it, dude.
It's the homonym challenge.
Where does it spell the same?
It's spelled different but sounds the same.
I have to know, how was it getting songs for this?
It's very important for me to know how difficult it was for you to make these mashups.
It wasn't too difficult.
All I did was I thought of it.
I just thought of words that were homonyms that seemed likely to be in a title of a song.
I just mixed and matched a couple of first few things I tried didn't work.
It's definitely very funny but I had to wrestle with it a lot, specifically the vocals for
reasons you'll understand.
You started with the word and went to the songs after.
That's interesting.
Okay, interesting.
Ian?
It's funny because I think I had kind of an inverse experience where I was having trouble
just thinking of anything off the top of my head and so I pulled up a list of synonyms.
Or not synonyms.
Fuck.
Of homonyms.
We're going to keep doing that.
You've now implanted that in my brain.
It works.
I'm just thinking about that phrase.
It's an anti-pneumonic device.
You gave me the woke synonym mind virus.
Yes, we finally got him.
I got him.
We joined the woke mind virus war on the side of the woke mind virus.
Shane, I know you tried to read it but in Snow Crash there's a whole idea of language
as a virus.
I finished the book.
Oh, hell yeah.
I just did it.
I just fucking mind virus him.
Anyway, I looked up a list of synonyms.
Damn, he looked up a list of homonyms.
I did.
It's fine.
He went Rhyme Zone.
Even still I was having some trouble finding the word.
I wanted to do one that was a phrase, I think.
I wanted to do something where it was two phrases that are both synonyms.
You were swinging for the fucking fences.
Both homonyms.
Fuck me.
It's working.
But I couldn't find that.
I also was just having trouble.
There was one idea that I had that I started on and then quickly realized wasn't going
to work.
Then I found two songs with a title that I had not heard either of them.
One of them I didn't even know the artist.
Listened to them separately and I was like, huh, okay, those might work together but they're
kind of different.
That might be one that once I get started isn't really popping.
Literally, one of the songs I had to slow down considerably, but when I fucking put
it in there and set it in the place, it was perfect the whole way through.
I didn't have to adjust the key or after the tempo adjustment, I didn't have to go in and
make little edits to correct it at parts where it starts to lag or anything like that.
I just got to focus on putting some effects and shit on there.
You had a falling into place experience with it.
I'm really excited about it, honestly.
I'm excited for you guys to hear it.
Well, Ryan goes first this week, so should we see if he can get a little bit of a streak
going?
Let's see.
Let's hear what we have here.
Oh, fuck, I've lost.
I already lost.
Oh, shit.
Now, to be fair, I've been trying to think of something to do in that, like have two
homonyms in a sentence since we started recording and have not been able to get one until now.
Okay.
It's more than I got.
Is it important?
My blood sugar's just going up just because I ate.
Get some insulin.
I told you about eating, the dangers of eating.
I know.
The dangers of eating.
Breaking your fast as a means to an end of your life.
Okay.
We're good.
I mean, it satisfies you then, but what of your soul?
Are you eating soul-rishing foods?
Or are you eating onions?
I want to start adding, but what of your soul?
But what of your soul?
To the end of every question.
That is similarly-
Oh, sure, Ian.
You got to raise, but what of your soul?
Have you done the Lord's work?
There's a funny-
Ask, like, babe, what do you want for dinner tonight?
No matter what she says, be like, but what of your soul?
It's pretty good.
It reminds me of a bit that I really like about making haikus, and you just say something
at the beginning, and the last line is always, it's snowing on Mount Fuji.
There's a couple like that.
All right, let's go.
Ryan's track.
Ian might recognize the instrumental.
I don't expect you will, Shane.
He said uh-oh.
I wonder, yeah, I don't know if you'll recognize it.
That's good.
Okay, motherfucker, let's do this.
I did my best with the vocals, honestly.
I did the best I possibly could.
The second Death Grips reference in the episode.
Unless the part about Cracker Barrel got cut out.
Shane's gonna be mad he's been enjoying this this much when he finds out what this instrumental
is.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, he can tell it's cheesy as fuck.
I just like Death Grips, man.
Punk weight is a good song.
This
might be the cleanest MC Ride vocals ever recorded.
You know you could probably email him and he would give them to you.
He probably would.
You're on tour.
Everybody go check out Death Grips tour schedule.
The fact that you said I would hate it makes me think this is like an Ed Sheeran song or
something.
It's like worse.
This is good.
Death Grips work over this.
Yeah.
Roll along.
We both kind of eschewed the time limit this week.
Time limit doesn't matter anymore.
Yeah, we gave up on that.
Sub four minutes is fine.
Something about this tells me it probably could have worked for the normie versus extreme
challenge.
Yeah.
That's actually pretty funny.
I think Ian's track is going to mirror this quite a bit then.
Some of the things that he has said.
It sort of does.
It's not as absurd, but.
It's just this for like the rest of it.
You can.
Oh, I'm listening.
All right.
The weird artifacts from.
I left them in there.
I thought I liked it.
Dude, it's good.
It's a good song.
It's a good record.
Everyone go listen to the Money Store by Death Grips.
You can seem interesting to your peers.
All right, Ryan, break that shit down.
So I do call that.
I will now watch your play and I emphasize do call it that because it's the name of the
file.
I get it now.
And it's because this is what it would take for me to want to watch Hamilton because that's
what the backing track is.
Oh, MC Ride was in Hamilton.
Now I will watch your play.
Damn.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's punk weight by Death Grips and wait for it by Hamilton.
Oh, you know, wait and wait, wait and wait.
Yeah.
Wait and wait.
Well done.
It was fun.
Yeah.
I was thinking back to when I used Hamilton because that was like the big I use like the
big song from Hamilton with Moana.
Shane couldn't escape.
Yeah.
And I use it with Taylor Swift.
That was for the Normie music.
If I can prove that I never touch my balls.
Is that TikTok?
Yeah, no, that was fun.
That worked better than I enjoyed.
Like when I realized what it was, I was like, I thought like, will this sustain through
the whole thing?
And it did.
Sure enough.
I watched a really, really, really fucking good video essay about Hamilton recently.
And so I mean, I have to this day heard one or two songs from it because of Ian doing
them at karaoke.
I have never and probably will never listen to any of the other ones.
You've heard Let It Go.
That's from Frozen.
I know.
It's just the same kind of people, you know.
Oh, Disney adults and Hamilton fans.
Full circle venti exam.
I was so into Hamilton.
It's fine.
Maybe the most obnoxious thing that I have done my entire life is me and our friend Carly.
Shouts out Carly.
But we used to literally like perform Hamilton.
Like who's we are?
Like bomb fires.
Who's we?
Carly.
Me and Carly.
Like when it was like me and Carly and like John and Sarah and shit, we would just like
sit there and like do Hamilton like the whole first act.
Well, I like my friends did that in high school.
I mean, that's not like no, this was not high school.
We were obnoxious in high school.
I was old enough to know better.
And the thing is, it's not that crazy to do stuff like that.
Like me and Ian, when we would go on road trips, we would do like act two, protoman,
pick parts, sing the songs.
Yeah, it's the same thing.
And we'll still do that.
But that's different.
It's different me in our car doing it.
We were doing it with people there.
That's like watching twice as bad as a guitar guy.
Were they clapping?
I don't know that they were clapping.
John can fill us in.
Maybe next week we bring John on the podcast.
John, you'll hear this if you want to come on the podcast next week and talk about Ian
doing Hamilton at a bonfire.
Well, I have a yeah.
You know what?
I'm not going to say anything else.
I'm going to be on to respond to this.
That's crazy.
Ian, you have to do what to see how he'll react.
Apologist music listening.
If you want to shy away from the ultra libed up claims of your Hamilton enthusiasm, you
need to get really into clipping.
Yeah.
Sure.
Well, before you get to your wonderful clipping homework, we have to listen to your track.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's get into it.
Huh?
I highly doubt you guys will recognize the instrumental.
I don't.
But I think you'll recognize you might recognize the vocal line, but just vibe with it.
Sounds like post Malone.
Bring me the horizon.
It's bring me the horizon.
I don't like that.
I heard that because it's an Resources song.
this episode
I like how it's on like the off beat
Yeah, it's swinging
Can we do the backwards head nod?
Go back
We do that a lot of shows
Yeah, there you go on the hop
The back
I
Does sound a lot like Lincoln Park
Yeah
You combine bring me the horizon with whatever this is just get Lincoln Park
Like the the post media link it park
So
This is like some good night driving music, yeah, yeah the bumping like yeah like going over your face
I like that, dude
Yeah, that was good. Break that shit down ian
Uh, so I call that one throne and it's spelled f
Third
In this episode, uh
Yeah, I said I was starting to spell it it's th
And I said f
Okay, I was like making the noise of the two words together instead of you kill me call it that I thought you said
This is called throne spelled
Anyway, um now it's called throne and spelled t h r o w n e
um
It is throne by bring me the horizon as in the throne that you sit upon
uh, and then throne as in the ball has been thrown by uh,
chiasmos
Um who is somebody that I've never heard of uh, they came up when you were looking for a song called throne
Yep, exactly. I saw throne throne. I was like, oh there's got to be some throne stuff like and I like
I think my brain went to watch the throne
But that's just the name of the album and they say it at one point, but it's not actually the title of a song
um, but I was like probably some other good songs for throne and also I felt like
There was probably a word that at least one of there there's a song that at least one of you that would recognize
That has the word throne in it
So like that seems like a good starting point. Um
um, yeah, so and I saw bring me the horizon and I was like, I don't think they like
Love that band, but I know that they have at least heard them even though I have at least familiar with
Yeah, you're at least familiar. I guess I didn't want to use like two
Completely unknown like yeah, this is you know, fucking you definitely can joe schmoe and
Sally jackoff. I don't know. You certainly shouldn't worry about that in the future
I mean like a really good chad face. Thank you
That's really good. I can't contort my face. I don't know if I can do it again. I wasn't looking
I don't even remember how I did it. I just hit the I can't I can't do it if i'm smiling
You didn't think you could chad face the one of them
Yeah
I'm not as good this time. Anyone that hasn't watched the video episode ryan has a really good jawline
So his chest
Thank you for saying I have a really good jawline
This is why we need to be you got one of the best bro. We got one of the best episodes. Thank you
Ryan's a handsome guy. Well, we'd get more traction if we did video episodes
It's you guys can get my butt out. I got my butt out in the video episode. Go check it out on youtube
Yeah, he's got his butt out. It's crazy. It's a whole butt. It's totally out spreading it. Um
Yeah, um, but no so
The bring me the horizon song is a little bit longer, uh, or not longer but um faster tempo
So I had to slow it down and generally when you have to slow something down
I find that it's like you you have to go in like I said and make some of those edits. Um,
Um, you know, it'll start it'll be lined up for a while and then it'll kind of fall out of sync if it's not like perfect
um, and this I would probably attribute to like
Both of the like electronic music and whatever specific subgenre metal the horizon are
It's just just metal metal core. It's metal. It's it's something like they're very much like
On a tempo like yeah that that is music. It's like there's not a lot of swing to that. So they're both very
precise
Styles of music so timing so that's me. I think that made it matching really easy and they're in different keys
But it sounded really good. They were both in a minor key. So they like
Offset nice. Yeah, you got that. I was just like I was like i'm vibing with this and
it was a vibe
Put put a lot of like reverb and some uh
What? Um, oh wow
I was just about to say a word that I realized I don't know that i've ever actually said out loud flanger flanger flanger flanger flanger
Flanger like a flange
Yeah, sick, dude. Hey, congratulations new word announcement
Yeah, new words just dropped. It's like oh, I know that word
It was just as as soon as it like started to exit my mouth. I was like, wait, i'm sure
But you know the slanger i've read this word a lot dude, you know something funny
You know one of those like specific words that like oh it's for this like the rain just fell and it's the smell
Of what outside is like petrified one of those. Yeah, those fake really
hyper specific words
There should be one for the face you make before you say a word out loud for the first time
That should be one
American it's called like in german. It's like the verdenschmerken or something
It's the face you make before you say a word out loud for the first time
Before you confidently say rendezvous in front of your fifth grade class
Bro, what are my ex-girlfriend?
We were on vacation, uh, oh and we were walking out of a place and they had a little gift shop and she was like, oh
You
We should get a sylvanir
That is of course a souvenir you get from the elves
I stopped
Dead in my tracks and I was like how possibly could I wasn't even laugh?
I wasn't even like laughing at that point. I said I go
Oh, what repeat that exact sentence to me?
I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna get a sylvanir. I was like a sylvanir and she was like, yeah, and I was like
And then he like tripped her and pushed her
And then she got up, dusted herself off and said a silver souvenir you asshole. It was a portmanteau
It wasn't. She said it was a portmanteau
She legitimately thought that was how the word was pronounced
Guys she wanted to be a writer
Portmanteau
Don't don't hey we don't we don't need any exes coming for us
No names
Before we go to judgment I have something I'd like to discuss with you guys
Hold on, hold on, hold on
In the interest of keeping things light and tight
Hey god, Shay needs to wipe his tears
He said actually portmanteau
God damn, dude, yeah shut up it was
No you're right I cried because I needed to, it wasn't your joke
Hey man we all need to be vulnerable sometimes
I cry all the time
So this is sort of like a cheese line
But it's, I know a lot of podcasts have food bits
Oh my god
I know a lot of podcasts have food bits
This isn't a cheese line update
Are you good?
Yeah I just want to make sure that it wasn't closed
No
This is like, it's food related
But like I was at the 7-Eleven
So this is like a breaking news
This is like a breaking food news
I was at the 7-Eleven
And I saw this
Oh! A Mr. Beast bar
Mr. Beast D's Nuts bar
While you were there did you fuck the rest of them up?
No
I think Mr. Beast is probably okay
I don't know
Oh well he put out a thing
He took a picture of a display at Walmart
And it was all fucked up
And out of place
And he goes, if you're walking by and you see the display
You should go ahead and like clean it up and fix it
And some people were like
I'm gonna go to Walmart and fuck up the Mr. Beast bars
I didn't know about that
I should have done that
But no, but I saw
I don't know
I don't watch streamers
I don't follow this world at all
He's a YouTube guy
It doesn't matter
I think he's the most famous YouTube guy of all time
That's fine
I don't watch YouTubers
I don't watch Twitch streamers
I watch movies
I don't hear of them
No I only read books
I only read Mr. Beast
I'm 11 years old
I read books about Mr. Beast
And that's why I'm a little behind the curve
But I know a lot of fucking
Podcasts do food stuff
But I thought maybe I'd like eat it and let you guys know
If his nuts taste any good
It's called a D's Nuts bar
It is a D's Nuts
Mr. Beast D's Nuts
Can you describe what it is
Represented as on the label
Would you say it's D's Nuts
No, I want to know about the flavor
Milk chocolate with peanut butter
Mr. Beast bar
It's a Hershey's Reese's
Feastables
Whatever
I'm just saying those two things
Grass fed milk
Only seven ingredients
And those ingredients are
Cane sugar
Organic cocoa
Organic cocoa butter, excuse me
Organic chocolate liqueur
Liquor
Stop
Organic milk, peanut salt and organic vanilla powder
Is it good?
It's good but it tastes like
Like those
Justin peanut butter things
Where it's like
They're fine but you can taste
That they're trying to be the healthy option
Okay so
You had a spectrum
That was one end
Protein bar
The other end
Like the most
Egregious chocolate
So rich and ridiculous
A reason
I think the zero on this scale should be like
Literally just like a nutrient brick
Like five is like the protein bar
A cow's salt lick
It's not bad
Would you buy it again?
Not if they had other stuff
What if they had one with pretzels in it?
That would probably be pretty good
Dude
That would probably be pretty good
So I just finished it
If Mr. Beast ever does like a
He ate the whole thing
He ate all of Mr. Beast's nuts
210 calories
If Mr. Beast ever does a thing
Where he's like
I cured a thousand
Adults with type 1 diabetes
Well look who's familiar with his videos now
I just know he did that thing
He did the
He like
He fixed a thousand blind kids
I don't know
That's probably not the best way to say that
All I hear about is that he gives a lot of money to charity
If he does that for diabetes
I will do that
Mr. Beast
I'm tagging Mr. Beast
Osama Bin Laden
And President Biden
For the Deez Nuts Challenge
Osama Bin Laden
Okay
In the interest of keeping it
Light and tight
I do just have one more segment
Before we go
One more segment
I just have one more quick segment
It's gonna eat Mr. Beast's finger
Deez nuts hang heavy
You'll see here I have Mr. Beast's
Actual nuts
No, it's funny that you
Mentioned that you watch movies Ryan
Because what?
It's a movie mashup
Meaning
Wow
That's right
It's been some time
One week's incredibly long time
Actually some weeks
It's been at least
Six months since we've
It's been at least six months since we played
This
But it didn't even make the show that time
Because that was part of our famous
The lost episode
Timeline lost episode
The lost episode
The divergence point
The joke was
That
It was all Avatar 2 the way of water
Speaking of
Shout out the Orcas
Do you know
Do you not know
They're fucking ships up
We're on Team Orca
Any jokes that I'm gonna make
I'm just absolutely
Ripping off of the Chappo episode
About the Orcas
Let Ian do his thing
Since we haven't played it in a while
Brief explanation of the movie mashup minute
I take two movie titles
I mash them together
And then I give these guys a synopsis
Of the mashup movie
And they have to guess what that title is
And they're really bad at it
I'm okay
I don't watch movies
My tummy hurts a little bit
Damn the mister
The D's nuts is acting up
I haven't eaten much today and that's a lot of sugar
Sorry, go on
Anyway, it's more of a game of
You guys versus me
At this point I think
Than you two versus each other
But so I made a list
I have five movies here
Five?
Yeah, five that all fit
This week's challenge
These are homonym
Movie mashups
Okay
I like this
I'm excited
I am confident
That you guys will get
Two of these
I've had expectations before
I'm still alive
Okay, first one
An aging
Baseball pitcher
Professional baseball pitcher
Has to play his last game
And he thinks back over his entire career
As he starts to realize
That he has super powers
And he is not the only one
Shazam Fury of the Gods
Yeah
It's the two alternate titles of Shazam
Can we please get the actors from each movie
Yeah
Hold on
You thought we'd get it, you didn't have them ready
No, this isn't one I thought you were going to get
Hold on
One is not going to help you
It is Alex Pettyfur
The other is Kevin Costner
I'm not sure
The other is Kevin Costner
Avatar the Way of Waterworld
Hold on
The first one is kind of a teen
Young adult fiction style
Sky High
I'm not going to get that one
I'm not going to get
Wait
I'm not going to get it
I am number four
The Love of the Game
What the fuck is that
The Love of the Game
That's it
I am number four
Hey dad if you're listening to this I'm sorry
I'm for The Love of the Game
Dad if you're listening to this I'm sorry, it's my fault
That's rough man
Alright here we go, number two
A struggling dentist's life is turned upside down
When a famous gangster moves in next door
However, things go wrong
When one night his young son disappears into the woods
Behind their rural homes
And when he returns, he looks the same
But his behavior grows increasingly disturbing
The Boba
Duke
The Changeling
Analyze this Changeling
Analyze that
Boba Duke
Hey
That Boba Duke over there
Why don't you go analyze it
Wise guy
The actors are
Shawna Kerslake
And
Bruce Willis
Fuck die hard
No
You were kind of on the right track with analyze
Analyze my die hard
It's not that
But it's kind of a similar vein of
Analyze the fifth element
Alright it's the whole nine yards in the ground
It's the whole in the ground
The 2019 horror film
And the whole nine yards
This is hard dude
This is fucking hard dude
I don't watch nearly enough movies for this
I'm saving the two that I think you'll get
I'm saving the two that I think you'll actually get
For the end
Alright are you ready for my fifth England dimension
Yes
A young English boy struggles
To survive under Japanese occupation
Of China during World War II
When he finds a strange
Relic that when put on his face
Transforms him into some type
Of chaotic being
The mask of
The Zoro
The mask of the red
Death
Mask
Okay think about
Alright I'm just gonna you know what
It came out much later than
The mask
It's gotta be the mask what the fuck are you talking about
Children of man mask
It's like
A certain amount of time passed
After that movie
That is just the movie we don't need like more of that
Right? They wouldn't make like another one
The mask too
Son of the
Son of the mask of a gun
Son of the
Son of the man mask
Son of the mask of man
47 Ronin
The last samurai
I don't know
No okay it's Empire of the
Son of the mask
I've not seen either of those movies
To be clear I've seen
Zero movies that you've
Used so far
You haven't seen Son of the Mask?
Sorry dad
I was working from a limited pool
It's fine it's fine give us the good ones
Alright here we go
A married woman
Realizes how unhappy her marriage really is
And that her life needs to go in a different
Direction after a painful divorce
She takes off to explore
India once there
However she begins being
Hunted by an
She begins being hunted by an
Advanced alien
Eat prey love but it's
P-R-E-Y
I was letting him finish talking
I lose
It's you guys as a team
You guys are playing as a team
We've already lost
Three so you win
But I want to feel good by getting it
Yes it was eat prey love
It was prey like prey
I've seen eat prey love
Why are you mad?
Don't be mad
You guys got it you knew it
We lost the other show
You can cut me off
It's just a game bud
Thank you Mary Lee for watching eat prey love
With me and forcing me to watch it
And I liked it
I mean it's Julia Roberts fucking around
And doing rich girl shit
It's a fun movie
Alright last one
And I think my favorite
Julius Roberts
God I hope it's Julia Ross
I'm so shitty at movies
Bruce Wayne
Illinois philanthropist
And Batman
True enough
Show them as the baddest
The catiest bad bad all I've ever seen
Starts to wonder if it's time
To hang up the cowl
But he may face his
Biggest challenge yet when a family
Is taken hostage in their home
And he must use all of his magical powers
To save the family and
Christmas
Oh
The violent night rises
I went with Shane
Do you want to stab a guess?
I only know dark night rises
And dark night
It's the dark violent night
I haven't seen the other movie
It's fine
To be fair you don't need to have seen violent night
John Leguizamo is in it
I have a better chance of remembering a movie
If I've seen it
We already watched crash more
I'm just saying
Okay if this goes to show
Anything
The like
Good amount of victories I have
In movie mashup minute
They are flukes
It was beginners
Look
Did you guys have fun? I had fun
Okay as long as you guys like it
I guess I need to watch more movies
That's always been true
Me being presented with something
Is always fun
This podcast is nothing but fun for me
I told you guys about the Arabian Nights
Scooby Doo movie I watched right?
Oh you told me
When we were playing video games
We were playing it already
No Scoob Corner
Sorry everybody
Tune back in
Motherfuckers
My man is alfalfa
This man is fully neutron
This man is
This Jimmy Chad
Neutron
Neutron and genius coded
I'm gonna take a picture
To put on the Twitter
Oh my god this is so upsetting
It's just sitting like that
Okay fellas
It's time
The winner
Of the homonym challenge
Is
Ryan
This is how we do
This is how we do it
Na na na na na na na
Listen this was not an easy challenge
And I appreciate the effort
This is how we do it
It's Friday night
It could be Friday night when you're listening to this
Happy Friday night everybody
Party's here on the west side
Yeah no this is an episode where
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed
What I made considering it was songs that I didn't know
And I was happy enough with that coming into it
And when I heard Ryan's I was like
That's probably got the edge
And that's okay
But you know I think I brought good work
And I stand by it
It was a vibe man
You brought some real heat
Well time to go to some real heat
Yeah introduce yourself to the realest of heat
And see ya next time
Goodbye everybody
Congratulations Ryan
The first one I tried to do was
I tried to do Wait by M83
And Wait of the World by Evanescence
And they are
Almost in the same key
But they are in exactly the same time
And the mashup started
Working just like
I was playing M83 in one tab
And then I went to another tab and I found the acapella for
Evanescence and it was playing
And it already was just lined up playing in two tabs
On YouTube and I was like
But the vocal quality was
Even worse than the death grips one
Hey I'm back
Bro have you started using Fader?
Yes but not this time
I'm telling you it's good
Alright
Well let's
I guess let's
It's about that time to go hang out with our boy
The little Krog device
I know he's just a computer but
I mean that's a friend
I love him
He hangs out with us every week
Like this wouldn't
This wouldn't be anything without him
Maybe we should all just give
Let's all just give Krog
Hey Krog
Can we give you a little smooch?
Yes Fader
Jesus Christ
That's just
I heard a pleasant tone
So that I may speak
None of this is Krog
It's these guys being awful
We're just being gross he doesn't have a throat
Okay here you go Krog
Wow
I guess maybe he didn't take
Too kindly to you guys
Making fun of his voice because he
Has kind of
Picked up a little bit of
The proverbial sand and tossed
It in your direction because
The challenge that he gave
For you fellas next week is
The Antonim Challenge
For anyone listening
You're very familiar with what a
Synonym is
From Ryan's thing
And Ian saying it a million times
By accident
A synonym is a word that's similar to another word
An antonym is the opposite word
So you have to
Make a mashup with songs
That have words that are
The opposite
I like military intelligence
That's oxymoronic
Not the same thing
It's kind of the oxymoron thing
Well because an oxymoron is two antonyms
That are put together as a phrase so
It could be
Present something that is
Presenting as oxymoronic instead of
Like basic
Opposites like a
Fast, slow, up, down
No big conceptual
Opposites
No jumbo shrimp
In this episode I was very
Excited for like when Ian was
Talking about doing full phrase
Homonyms, that's exciting
This one should be a lot
More basic because
Opposites happen all the time
I think we have a lot more
Room to work in this challenge
So I expect the mashups
To be
A little more
I guess edited
Thawed out, you know what I mean?
There's a little more room
To roam
I've got some wheels turning already
I love it
There's fertile ground
Okay
This here
I'm fucking excited
That's it, that's it everybody
This was a long one
But we were having fun
We haven't done a long one
I think we were doing a long one
We kept it light and tight
Light and tight
It could have been looser and tooser
Looser and tooser would have been about
A two hour and thirty juicer
We didn't want to
Give them that, that's way too much
That's too much
Alright
Well we love you, shitty mashups.com
Ryan, what's the number they call to leave a
Voicemail?
760
For mashup
That is 760
The number 4
Mashup
We love you
Have a good Friday and have a good weekend
And we'll see you next time
For some
Really bad
Dumb, awful mashups
That are also good
Smart, awesome
Get it, get it, get it, cause it's the opposite
Alright, play the song, let's go
And don't sue us
Fuck
Do you guys
Want to open up a cracker barrel?
HAHAHAHA
Ha shit
God shit, okay
Motherfucker let's do this
Game don't make you famous
So don't praise us as maintain
Loosen it, coming through
Again and again can't do it
Why the man's work so I do it
Wildfire, through your city
Wildfire, through your
RIP me, into lightning
Fruit can't hit three strikes
So go to the food, no change
Be member, now by spinning
Burning slower
Not like chimney
I'm the end of this, coming guys
25 days, 12 days
Bug Boy, 25, 8, bug
Way, 25, 8
Bug Boy, 25, 8
Bug Boy, now to a fling
Now to a fling, now to
25, 8, bug
Way, 25, 8
Bug Boy, 25, 8
Bug Boy, now to a fling
Now to a fling, now to a fling
Now to stick and move
Make no proof, discard
Directly after you
Forensics on that wild goose
Follow my footprints in the loop
Cause I'm too high
Too high, cause I'm too high
Too high, feel like I'm never
Have a good look up there
Scalpel wrecked up, Bug Boy, on the set
Scalpel break that face
That make it drop
To the street, been made dope
Can't help but, suck your beef to the floor
Watch back, little way to this
Stuck in
Ass in the rhythm like
Jane and the Bum
Guns give a make it sweat like bombs
In the rhythm I let blow like spray
Cry low, 25 left
To break your tongue
Gorilla break, strike with a judge
This watch is in bill
Make it dance, it's not a rap game
The road can flip, the basement just won't
Fuck work for crap, chop chop
Leave the Bum till it take down
Break out same old, how we flip that
Look the real goose
Back in, anti-deck
And copper candles
Lick and stuff, selling singles
Look yourself, tell more people
Rolling on the waves
We're eagle, inflow dance
Man, evil
25, aim up, way
25 baby
Losers, 25 dance
Both play helps
25 Его