1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,640 We're gonna use chat GPT to write our cold open. 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:11,040 Please write a cold open for us. 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:19,520 Basically a little funny scene that we could put at the beginning of the episode. 4 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,640 Alright, here we go. 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,740 The scene opens with Shane, Ian, and Ryan sitting at their desks in the control room 6 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,460 of the secret facility on the moon. 7 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:31,720 The room is dimly lit and filled with futuristic looking equipment. 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:36,120 Shane, good evening and welcome to Shitty Mashup, the music podcast that's out of this 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120 world. 10 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:43,080 I'm your host Shane, and joining me as always are Ian and Ryan. 11 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,320 How did it kind of get our fucking... 12 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,960 It kind of got the format though. 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,960 This is pretty close to the format. 14 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,280 I'm never saying as always again. 15 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:54,880 Okay, Ian, hey what's up Shane? 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,200 Ryan, yeah what's cracking boss man? 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,200 What the fuck? 18 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,040 This is like kind of how we talk. 19 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,680 Not much guys, but I do have a special challenge for you this week. 20 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,840 Are you ready? 21 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,800 Always ready Shane-o. 22 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:11,080 Bring it on space daddy is what I say. 23 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:14,480 I think chat GPT might have listened to some episodes of Shitty Mashups. 24 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:37,360 Dude, I think we might be in the training model. 25 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,760 What's up everybody? 26 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,400 Welcome back to Shitty Mashups. 27 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:51,760 Of course this is your favorite podcast about music where your hosts really just can't get 28 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,160 there with it. 29 00:01:53,160 --> 00:02:02,840 Of course I am your seahorse captain, Shane, and joining me are my crab writing friends 30 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,840 Ryan and Ian. 31 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,840 We're the crabs. 32 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:05,840 We're the crab boys. 33 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:06,840 Hey, pinch pinch pinch. 34 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,840 We're the pincha. 35 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:13,200 I changed it, we're just crabs. 36 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:19,440 Do you guys know I'm really afraid of the idea of crabs? 37 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,760 No. 38 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:28,760 You know how people are afraid of the idea of something like, call it an elevator, call 39 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,960 it weird air. 40 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,320 People are afraid of the idea of a thing. 41 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:42,000 The idea of crabs freak me out way more than actual crabs. 42 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:48,760 Honestly, I might blame it on video games. 43 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,640 Crabs are often your enemy. 44 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:58,180 They can only move in one direction and it's horrifying how quickly and efficiently they 45 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:05,960 move in a direction that is kind of counter to nature. 46 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,960 Logic. 47 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,440 God's will. 48 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,520 Are you afraid of the, do you know about carcinization, Shane? 49 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,040 I was going to bring that up too. 50 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,640 Being without air? 51 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:23,440 No, carcinization is basically the term for how the evolutionary process has made crabs 52 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:27,200 like 20 different times. 53 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:33,800 Things just keep evolving into crabs, man. 54 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,200 You take your eye off something for a second, boom. 55 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,440 You can Google that. 56 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:39,440 You can Google that. 57 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,440 It's a fucking fact. 58 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:42,440 Google it. 59 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,120 Also, lobsters are immortal. 60 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,840 There's a point at which they can no longer successfully molt and then they'll die. 61 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,600 They're theoretically immortal. 62 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,320 Theoretically immortal, but there's a point at which they get too big and they can't molt 63 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,760 anymore and they die. 64 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,920 Let's fucking do it. 65 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,400 You know what else is theoretically immortal? 66 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,200 Music without any substance. 67 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:08,640 So using that, let's get into the podcast again. 68 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:17,160 Shane, Sea Wizard, or whatever I said, and I'm in control of the tides and this week 69 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,280 the tide slash of, okay. 70 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,440 Listen, guys, I'm sorry. 71 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,640 We were talking about crabs and I got a little bit shook. 72 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,360 What we do on this podcast, I give them a challenge. 73 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,200 They make mashups. 74 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,360 They duke it out as crabs and- 75 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,360 Crabs. 76 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,360 We do the crab pinch off. 77 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,360 Stop. 78 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,360 Hey. 79 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,360 Okay. 80 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,360 Quiet. 81 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:47,280 Last week, the challenge was the grower challenge. 82 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:50,440 That is a song that grew on you. 83 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,080 Song, artist, group. 84 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:58,360 Things that grew on you that you essentially came to life. 85 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,360 Stop. 86 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,360 Stop, stop. 87 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,960 Guys, can we stop with the sea references now? 88 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960 You brought it up. 89 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:06,960 I know. 90 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:14,360 I wanted to set myself a little on edge because there's a lot of boring things coming and 91 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,880 you don't have to freak me out about it. 92 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,880 Okay. 93 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:19,880 All right. 94 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:24,160 So, we won the grower challenge with congratulations again. 95 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,280 A good track. 96 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,280 A good track. 97 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:28,280 It was. 98 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,280 It was. 99 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,880 Just missed out to Ryan's Julien track. 100 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,480 Well, no, mine missed out. 101 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,400 Yeah, yours just missed out to Ian's. 102 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,400 Yes. 103 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,400 Yes. 104 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:44,200 So, the challenge that I gave these fellas this week is, I don't know if you guys are 105 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,360 familiar with this term, folks at home. 106 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,920 The Musak challenge. 107 00:05:49,920 --> 00:06:02,100 That is music that serves the purpose to kill time, turn your brain off, just really kind 108 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:05,120 of sedate you. 109 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:14,280 I believe we defined Musak last episode when you gave us the challenge, but I do just want 110 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:21,360 to find, because there was a line that I read that I'm like obsessed with. 111 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:29,540 Musak is music designed to be played in rooms where many people congregate with no intention 112 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:33,760 whatsoever of listening to music. 113 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,640 And it was the whatsoever that just really got me. 114 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,640 That's pretty good. 115 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,640 Yeah. 116 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,560 So, elevator music, cold music, that stuff, right? 117 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,560 Yes. 118 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:49,680 And so, giving that wonderful definition, I would love to ask how you guys found something 119 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,680 to make a mashup. 120 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:58,320 Yeah, I mean, I knew pretty much immediately what Musak I wanted to use, because it's very 121 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,120 formative to me. 122 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:06,840 And it's the first thing that I learned was Musak, once I learned what Musak was. 123 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:10,320 And I tried like 40 things to go on top of it. 124 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:16,560 And as it turns out, Musak designed specifically to not have words over it is kind of tricky 125 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,120 to put words into, but I got it. 126 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,120 I got it. 127 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,120 Yeah. 128 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:26,840 I also knew where I wanted to start, at least, some of the Musak that I wanted to use. 129 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:34,760 Mine is more modern track, but... 130 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:40,360 And in looking at stuff that could potentially match up with it, a very funny theme started 131 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,680 to form unintentionally. 132 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,160 But then intentionally, once I realized it, then I started and then I was like, oh, more 133 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,160 of this. 134 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:55,040 And so, anyway, but I actually, I like what I ended up with. 135 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,040 You must. 136 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,040 It was three minutes long. 137 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,200 I did and I did. 138 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,400 That's okay. 139 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,880 We allow that now. 140 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:08,880 Well, Ryan goes first this week, so we'll have to wait to see what happens with that 141 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:09,880 track. 142 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:15,760 But right now we have to get into Ryan's track and I'm really excited to hear it. 143 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:20,760 Oh my God. 144 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:26,240 Oh my God. 145 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,400 Just let it take you. 146 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,400 Oh my God. 147 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,400 Okay. 148 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:38,400 It's groovy. 149 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:43,400 It's groovy. 150 00:08:43,400 --> 00:09:02,400 It's groovy. 151 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:17,400 Oh my God. 152 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:32,400 God damn. 153 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,400 You had to take a second. 154 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 God damn. 155 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:43,400 I'm just vibing. 156 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:48,400 I'm just vibing. 157 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:53,400 This is bad. 158 00:09:53,400 --> 00:10:04,400 The verse part of this music just kind of goes fucking hard, man. 159 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:14,400 Jesus Christ. 160 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,400 Okay. 161 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:32,400 Please, please break that down for us. 162 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:42,400 So I call that Feel So Hot and it's Feel So Good by the incomparable Chuck Mangione of 163 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:48,000 King of the Hill fame and Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg, which is like the fifth 164 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:53,760 or sixth thing I tried to get to kind of go on there and it still doesn't work quite right. 165 00:10:53,760 --> 00:11:00,400 Not quite like I wanted it to, but you know, it's the best I got. 166 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,400 Wow, that was crazy. 167 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,400 Yeah, man, that was groovy. 168 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:10,400 I mean, like I told you, man, I'd never really I'd never heard that song. 169 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,120 That's just like the song that Chuck Mangione always plays when he's in King of the Hill, 170 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:22,160 but you only ever hear just the trumpet, you know, and just like just like the the core 171 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,160 thing. 172 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:27,400 I think I did that exact same little mouth trumpet thing at the end of the last episode 173 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:31,800 that was on it was also feel so good by Chuck Mangione now that I think about it. 174 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:36,400 So I pretty much called my shot and didn't realize it. 175 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,880 But that was just an involuntary reaction when you made it. 176 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:43,400 Yeah, doing that felt so the song. 177 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,000 Yeah, that's fucking great. 178 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,240 But yeah, is it you know, is a little tricky getting everything in there, which is why 179 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:56,560 I took liberties when when Pharrell says you should think about it. 180 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:57,560 Take a second. 181 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,880 And then I just like, you know what this is, if I'm going to have to have a minute long 182 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,160 pause, this is pretty much where it's going to have to be. 183 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,160 So that's where I put it. 184 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,160 That was hard. 185 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,280 That was hard. 186 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,560 Did you try any other music tracks or did you just start with this? 187 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:14,720 You're like, OK, is this and I'm figuring something else out. 188 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:19,880 I tried one other first just to because I wanted to use it also. 189 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:24,720 OK, but and I with the intention of kind of doing a transition into this. 190 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,740 So I always knew that feels so good was going to be in there. 191 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:34,400 But initially, I was trying to use Lollipops and Roses by Herb Alpert's Teowanna Bam or 192 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,760 Teowanna Brass off of whipped cream and other delights. 193 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:44,600 Yeah, possibly the most important music album that's ever been made. 194 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:49,240 Works at parties if people have never, you know, called. 195 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,240 Watched Angry Beavers. 196 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,880 Yeah, watched Angry Beavers. 197 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,080 Herb Alpert still play. 198 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,240 Yo, anybody listening? 199 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:04,360 If you have people coming over for a party, look up Herb Alpert on Spotify and there is 200 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,720 one album that will come up. 201 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:12,920 It's green and there is a woman covered in whipped cream. 202 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:17,640 Play that at the party and don't say a thing. 203 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:23,800 Everyone at the party will enjoy the music and you will be asked, hey, this is one. 204 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:30,260 One song specifically will make people say, wait a minute, what is this? 205 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,280 And then you can show them. 206 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,680 Anyway, we have to move on. 207 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,500 Ryan, that was a wonderful track. 208 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,160 Let's go to Ian. 209 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,160 Are you ready? 210 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,720 Yeah, I'm fucking ready. 211 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,720 All right. 212 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,600 Let's let's fucking hear him in. 213 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,120 Let's let's fucking. 214 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,480 That's a level up as it were. 215 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,520 Let's fucking LFG boys. 216 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,280 Oh my God. 217 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,280 Yep. 218 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,280 Yep. 219 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,280 Oh my God. 220 00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,280 Oh my God. 221 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:04,040 I'm pissed if this works. 222 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:08,960 When you call a number and they got this, that that that that's good. 223 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,960 They're the good ones. 224 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,960 Really? 225 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:13,960 Okay. 226 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,960 Are you kidding me? 227 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:32,920 You put it in as hold music. 228 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:57,480 It was weird because it was like I could hear the rhythm of it in my head when I was like 229 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480 thinking about it. 230 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:07,160 But I was like, I don't know if that harmony, that melody is going to work out, but it kind 231 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,160 of does. 232 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,160 It does. 233 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,160 It does. 234 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,160 It's in key. 235 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,160 All of our representatives are currently busy. 236 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,800 Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative. 237 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:20,800 The estimated hold time is currently less than 96 minutes. 238 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:26,280 You are currently caller number 32 waiting to speak with a representative. 239 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,280 Thank you for your patience. 240 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:56,280 Oh my God. 241 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:01,400 Holy shit. 242 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,400 I knew that I was real 243 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,400 And now you won't stop calling me 244 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,400 I'm kinda messy 245 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,400 Don't call me stop calling 246 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,400 I don't wanna think anymore 247 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,400 I got my head and my heart on a dance floor 248 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,400 Don't call me stop calling 249 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400 I don't wanna talk anymore 250 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,400 I got my head and my heart on a dance floor 251 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:31,400 Stop teleporting me 252 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,400 I'm busy 253 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,400 Stop teleporting me 254 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,400 I know that's part of it 255 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,400 But it gets me every time 256 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,400 I'm gonna reach my telephone 257 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,400 Out in the club when I'm sippin' that barbeque 258 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400 I'm gonna reach my telephone 259 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,400 Call me whenever cause I'm on 260 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,400 I'm gonna reach my telephone 261 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,400 Out in the club when I'm sippin' that barbeque 262 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,400 I'm gonna reach my telephone 263 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,400 Fuck! 264 00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,400 Okay, was that you? 265 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,400 That was him 266 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,400 That was the call dis- no that was just a recording 267 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400 Really? 268 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,400 Yeah, I pulled off when I pulled off of YouTube 269 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,400 It sounded like you 270 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,400 Yeah, no that was the call disconnecting 271 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,400 So I call that I've been on hold for the longest time 272 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,400 Wow! 273 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,400 That's good 274 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,400 Yeah, so I knew I wanted to use that hold music 275 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,400 Because it's like 276 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,400 You got TikTok, oddly enough 277 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,400 I'm fucking diabetic and like 278 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,400 I have to call my fucking insurance 279 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,400 And like doctor's offices 280 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400 And like all of that shit fucking 281 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,400 Constantly it feels like 282 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,400 And so I have spent a lot of time 283 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Precious hours of my life 284 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,400 That I will never get back 285 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,400 On hold 286 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,400 And like that is the preeminent 287 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400 One these days I feel like 288 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,400 A lot of- they hit you with a 289 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400 Tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk tk 290 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,400 So I knew I wanted to use that 291 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,400 Found it 292 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,400 Figured out the BPM for it 293 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400 And then was looking at stuff in that BPM 294 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,400 And I saw for the longest time 295 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,400 And I was like, that's it 296 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,400 I was like, that's it for sure 297 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,400 And then 298 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,400 I wanted to 299 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:19,400 like a chain I thought about like I knew I wanted to do the interruption with the like 300 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:26,520 you are number 32 or whatever and so I was like I should bring I should come back with something 301 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,680 else I shouldn't interrupt it and go back into the same song although I did think about that 302 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:35,880 because that's how like it is on hold sometimes yeah yeah I thought about just starting it over 303 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,720 I would have had to be right at the end then you know like 10 seconds yeah that would have been 304 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:49,480 but then I was like I was like I'm gonna look around and see some some other options and so 305 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:54,120 oh I guess I didn't really say so the vocal lines were um 306 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:59,400 Telephone by Lady Gaga in the second half and for the longest time by Billy Joel in the first half 307 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:05,160 and nobody gives a fuck what the tracks are called as far as I know it's called FedEx hold music 308 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:12,360 that's the YouTube video that I learned with it nice I think the other one's just literally 309 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:23,640 called like elevator bossa nova very good in the first part I was going to suggest that you put 310 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:28,600 like a like I kind of wish you would put a low pass filter over the the vocal line so it would 311 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:33,160 have also sounded like it was coming over a phone line yeah I don't know how that would but then 312 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:40,360 that's a lot of real estate taking up the same kind of audio band so yeah and I think for the 313 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:45,640 the length that it runs it would have gotten annoying pretty inseparable to listen to but hey 314 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:54,920 that probably would have helped I guess to really evoke the feeling but god there was one place 315 00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:01,000 where I was on hold for so fucking long and I don't remember who it was but I've had to call 316 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:08,280 them a few times I know and like they have this song that like it starts out like kind of okay 317 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:14,280 and then it's like you can kind of tell like it's about to like ramp up and then they cut in with 318 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:20,600 the message and then it starts over yeah I hate that I hate that I hate that I hate that it drives 319 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:28,360 me so fucking insane like I almost want to complain to the person that I'm talking to like your 320 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:34,760 fucking hold music drives me insane like I can't deal with it like I know that you are probably 321 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,520 making shit money wherever you are right now and like you don't give a fuck and there's literally 322 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:43,480 nothing you can do about it I'm not asking you to do anything about it I just have to share 323 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,040 this with you because if I don't say it out loud to somebody that works for the company I'm 324 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:54,280 gonna freak out you know yeah all right let's 325 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,440 go to the judgment 326 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:06,600 is the jeopardy theme music the sound they play is that no I think that's a theme I think I would 327 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:13,880 classify that as a theme song can a theme song not like if you hear that very cool very cool very cool 328 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:15,480 what 329 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,160 you just came up with a new challenge 330 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:27,880 challenge wow the winner of the music challenge is 331 00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:39,480 ian oh I knew it I knew it too in a row too in too in a row congratulations watch I'm calling 332 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:45,320 my shot I'm gonna win the next seven episodes damn that's I'm calling it right now I'm gonna 333 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:52,920 win randomly unlikely I'm going to win seven in a row do you mean seven more or five more two for 334 00:21:52,920 --> 00:22:00,360 a total of seven let's say five more for 10 doesn't matter well I'm gonna win the next seven 335 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:06,120 possibly impossible we'll see it's not possible I'm gonna do it I'm calling my shot right now all 336 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:13,720 right well you better be very diligent about your homework but either way regardless of what happens 337 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:22,920 later congratulations Ian yep yep all I will I will depart this realm he's gonna take the long 338 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:31,480 sad lonely elevator into hell and we will just kind of you know eat biscuits about it what do you 339 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,640 what are you what are you about to crunch on over there what do you got what do you got going on 340 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:43,400 in my hands oh this is a piece of styrofoam oh it looked like you were like disassembling 341 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:51,240 like four to five Hershey's kisses yeah hey no I wasn't oh wait wait right here hold on what's 342 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:58,440 up hey Ian uh you gonna eat that styrofoam you need that styrofoam no you want some yeah pass 343 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:04,680 that over don't don't don't don't don't stop stop stop never thought I would have to bat your hand 344 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:15,000 away like a fucking head okay wow what it's good guys chill chill I'm about to I was to do one 345 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,240 thing and then we can you know just get back to what we were doing before I just let's let's get 346 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:36,280 to the Krog device okay um this is probably the most spotlit challenge individually for you two 347 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:50,920 since the karaoke challenge okay the challenge that I have for you guys next week is the your 348 00:23:50,920 --> 00:24:04,760 music challenge my music my my music this is your this is a mashup made with music that you 349 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:14,600 have personally made oh oh boy all right oh man all right some options so does it have to be music 350 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:22,440 I've already made or can I like make a new music if I feel like it I think you can't okay you okay 351 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:29,320 no I can't make a new backing track Shane is the challenge master he gets to easy he gets to make 352 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:40,680 his ruling easy pal easy pal this as a challenge is not grounds to go and do something else unless 353 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:50,280 you continue to do that new thing if you are in the midst of a new project of which I know nothing 354 00:24:50,280 --> 00:25:00,360 about which I feel like I would have known about as a friend to you both and a music creator myself 355 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:09,720 but still it has to be something that you have made and you can use that however you want I mean 356 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:17,640 I'm giving you liberties here but it needs to be something that you have made as of right now 357 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:25,240 I just had a great idea so fantastic you love to hear it I'm really excited to look through 358 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:30,680 I'm really excited to look through love to hear it and find something love to hear it well next 359 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:40,120 week is going to be an absolute privilege for me um one because I've been very closely integrated 360 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:46,920 with one of these fellas making music in the past well both of these fellas making music in the past 361 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:57,000 um that's so funny I've made music with both of you yeah yeah sorry it's the first time I thought 362 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:06,600 about it anyway tune in next week to see what they use and hopefully god willing um inshallah 363 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:15,080 they don't use music that we including me have made individual projects are what I'm hoping for 364 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:24,360 um anyway we'll see we'll see I it's been fucking I'm like scratching my leg and kind of like 365 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:31,080 twitching my feet there's a a light going off over there do we have a message 366 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:38,360 okay let me check we yeah yeah we got a voicemail we got a thank god that's what that is okay 367 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:47,560 can you please play that shit yeah hey boys um just calling to say a couple of things first that I 368 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:53,960 love the podcast thank you so much for sharing your creations with people um it really makes my day 369 00:26:53,960 --> 00:27:00,360 to listen to a new episode and second I wanted to quickly share a weed related moment of my own 370 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:05,560 because of a little comment made during the camping story it just reminded me of a funny moment 371 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:12,360 uh of getting super high years ago uh so Ryan said that Ian and Jake Blair witched themselves 372 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:17,800 by walking off the trail and that just reminded me uh so the first time I watched the Blair Witch 373 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:24,360 project I was really high I'm laying on the ground in front of the screen like right up in front of 374 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:30,920 it and the movie starts so the main character's name is Heather which is my name so throughout 375 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:37,400 throughout the whole film I was convinced that I was also lost in the woods uh trying to escape 376 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:43,480 it was actually a pretty great experience I really love horror movies and uh it wasn't really that 377 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:49,160 freaky for me it was sort of an adventure but um you know by the end of the movie I'd come down 378 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:55,000 enough to realize that it wasn't really me in the forest but yeah it just reminded me of that story 379 00:27:55,000 --> 00:28:01,640 it will forever be sort of a transcendental memory of that movie you know melding with my own life 380 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:07,560 and uh yeah there's not really a point to sharing that story I just I wanted to call in for a while 381 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:14,520 and thank you all for the podcast and this was finally my lead-in reason to uh give a ring 382 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:22,760 and also I wanted to mention I sent an email to the shitty mashups inbox like maybe a month ago 383 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:30,840 it's not important um I just think that maybe the Krog device ate it uh for some reason I am 384 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:37,320 imagining the Krog device as sort of a caveman I don't really know what you know why I think that 385 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:45,720 that's weird give you that anyway uh thanks bye well we'll uh we will consult the the email and 386 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:55,240 see what happened I'll take a look in the inbox and go over Krog's uh filtering settings maybe 387 00:28:55,240 --> 00:29:02,440 we got him turned up too high or something he's he's really set to just do one thing and that 388 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:12,520 thing ends up being a like fortune cookie length of paper and so things like that kind of get they 389 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:18,920 kind of gum up the works and there's like priorities set I'm so sorry we need to listen 390 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:26,120 moon technology is not as good as you think it might be it was all made in the 70s it's 391 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:34,840 it's not on us we got here and we're presented with this exactly we're sorry however it's not 392 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:40,840 our fault yeah well we'll find it though um also if you want to Heather thank you I was just gonna 393 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:45,320 say Heather thank you so much for sending in that lovely story thank you Heather this is wonderful 394 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:55,080 um yeah if you have your own weed story or music based story it's a 7604 mashup to call and you can 395 00:29:55,080 --> 00:30:01,160 leave your own voicemail and be cool like how all critique the mashup send out not mine some music 396 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:06,760 recommendations no I listen to this challenge up to the radio I want to let us hear what you're 397 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,160 listening to I would have done this song know what you're listening to you guys are dummies 398 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,960 I would have done this cake song there you go if you don't know what your opportunity 399 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:22,120 if you if you're listening to a song and you don't know what it is voicemail god damn it let me say 400 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:29,320 my funny joke let me say my fucking joke if you're listening to a song on the radio and you don't 401 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:34,040 know what it is call us hold your phone up to the radio and then when we listen to it we'll hear it 402 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:40,920 and we'll look it up I'll tell you Ryan yeah I love that thank you I love that idea I love that 403 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:49,240 we are gonna be Shazam for people yeah but probably less reliable and in a much greater delay oh yeah 404 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:58,280 it's gonna take like weeks but like but we'll say three weeks later we'll be able to be able to be like oh yeah we'll say thank you Shazam doesn't do that we'll say thank you and you know what else 405 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:18,520 I'll tell you if this sucks or not we won't steal your data like Shazam probably is true I don't care who you are you know person from Slovenia that wants to know what Despacito is I'll just be like yo this is Despacito there you go where have you been enjoy Despacito 406 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:31,400 7604 mashup 7604 mashup everything else you need is at shittymashups.com we love you find us everywhere especially at that website and please don't sue us have a good weekend 407 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,400 oh 408 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,400 for the longest time 409 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:00,360 for the longest 410 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:22,360 if you said goodbye to me tonight there would still be music left to write what else could I do I'm so inspired by you that hasn't happened for the longest time 411 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:44,360 once I thought my innocence was gone now I know that happiness goes on that's where you found me when you put your arms around me I haven't been there for the longest time 412 00:32:44,360 --> 00:33:08,360 all of our representatives are currently busy please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative the estimated hold time is currently less than 96 minutes you are currently caller number 32 waiting to speak with a representative thank you for your patience 413 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,360 let me see 414 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,360 what 415 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,360 you're freaking 416 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,360 up 417 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:32,360 busy 418 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,360 just a second 419 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,360 it's my favorite song 420 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,360 and I cannot text you 421 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,360 you should 422 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,360 meet sometimes with me 423 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,360 I'm 424 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,360 so 425 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,360 busy 426 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,360 I'm 427 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,360 busy 428 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,360 I'm 429 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,360 busy 430 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,360 I'm 431 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,360 busy 432 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,360 I'm 433 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,360 busy 434 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,360 busy 435 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,360 busy 436 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,360 busy 437 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,360 busy 438 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,360 busy 439 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,360 i'm busy 440 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,360 busy 441 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,360 busy 442 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,360 busy 443 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,360 busy 444 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,360 has 445 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,120 gonna reach my telephone. 446 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,600 All I need is one fucking someone, 447 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,080 and you're not gonna reach my telephone. 448 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,840 I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubble, 449 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,040 and you're not gonna reach my telephone. 450 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:56,800 FUCK!