1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,960 All right, so this was teased last week 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,120 I'm gonna read you guys the description of this record 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,720 Show it to you guys here. This is 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:17,080 Railroad sounds okay, demon diesel the sounds of a vanishing era now 5 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:22,260 There is like a whole ass like fucking article on the back here. I'm not gonna read all of it. It's good 6 00:00:22,260 --> 00:00:23,880 I'll just keep reading 7 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,360 Until it stops being funny, okay 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,000 and if I leave a 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,800 pregnant pause 10 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,800 it is because there are a 11 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:39,320 Huge just fucking ellipses in this description like for some reason these these 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:45,920 Dots are fucking spaced out. So I'm just trying to do my best to read it as written. Here we go. Do it 13 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,040 Steam engines 14 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:57,800 Huge black monsters shuddering under loads of coal and compressed steam 15 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:07,840 Lumbering masses of iron and steel that blast the air as they spit black smoke to the heavens 16 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,400 Tons of metal 17 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:16,160 Shaking the earth as wheels churn over gleaming tracks 18 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,640 Bearing witness to man's genius for harnessing power 19 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:31,200 Immense drive shafts the grind and rhythmic strokes as the iron horse 20 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:38,320 plows along the rails basically what they're saying is there's some sexy ass trains on this record 21 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:43,960 I think that it goes on like this. Yeah, it does not stop 22 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:48,480 Can I just just a recording of is it just recordings of trains? 23 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,800 Yeah, it's just recordings of the person who made this is definitely a serial killer 24 00:01:53,640 --> 00:02:01,920 Serial killer or sexually attracted to trains. I feel like they it can't be it couldn't possibly be one without being the other 25 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:07,840 Like oil-driven behemoths that pack the energy of a thousand whales 26 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,760 I'm just I think it could be both but 27 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,360 I think it could be both but it's like 28 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:21,840 He is mostly I think he was he was it was very sexual and if he hadn't have fucked a train 29 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,920 He might have killed someone however 30 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:29,080 But luckily luckily for everyone the 31 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,680 Union Pacific 32 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:38,560 Fucked this train Union Pacific is one. I was always more of a B&O railroad man myself 33 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,080 B&O, huh board 34 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,080 like body odor 35 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,080 Ian I know that the only reason you really brought this up is because you didn't want to talk about 36 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:53,960 Joey Biden throwing down the fucking gauntlet releasing a picture of himself wearing shorts and shorts. I'm fucking ruined 37 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,720 I know it's even worse about that is my whole fantasy is crumbled 38 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:02,520 So like he's so like lanky and skinny he looks kind of like you when you wear shorts 39 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,800 It's true. It's just a bunch of like it's like I mean this is the kindest way possible 40 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,120 like an ostrich wearing shorts 41 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:14,000 Joey's I but lanky and same with Ian 42 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,560 Anytime literally anytime I wear down 43 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:24,320 It has literally anytime that I wear shorts in public people come up to me and are like, let's go Brandon 44 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:29,880 And I'm like what and they're like, oh, sorry. I thought you were somebody else. Sorry. I thought you were I don't know 45 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,720 friend Brandon 46 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:39,040 Sorry, yeah, I know Brandon could you imagine I am to deep-throated horns 47 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,340 Fuck this dude wants to fuck a train so bad 48 00:03:45,340 --> 00:04:00,980 Music research facility on the surface of the moon. This is shitty mashups 49 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:12,780 What's up everybody welcome back to your favorite podcast I hope shitty mashups with me your 50 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,780 best friend 51 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:19,100 Shane I hope I'm not your best friend. I hope you have a 52 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:21,980 group like I do consisting of 53 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,140 people 54 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:29,100 Including these two guys Ryan and Ian. Hello. I'm the left leg and 55 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,940 I'm the right leg of this 56 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:35,980 Parasocial relationship and together we form 57 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:40,220 Ultron Voltron big robots for this 58 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:44,620 Anyway, of course what we do on this show is we make music mashups that 59 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:50,620 Sometimes they're shitty but have a very long track record of being very cool and good 60 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:57,260 Betraying the name of the show. We've got you. We got you. I bet you feel like a fool 61 00:04:58,020 --> 00:05:05,900 We've made we've we've produced a fair amount of content. I'm curious. What do you guys think and what is like our ratio in terms of like? 62 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,460 hitters to 63 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:14,620 To the clunkers. Well, I'm gonna be tough for someone to go back and look because I don't know if I've ever been rude about a 64 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:21,740 Mashup, I think I usually try and you know, give you a little bit of a pat even when it was a little bit of a stinker 65 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:26,300 I'm not gonna be like hey this sucks and this is why you lost. I'm gonna say 66 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:31,580 I mean, so I'm I'm just gonna rate my own catalog. I feel like that's how we got to do this 67 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:34,140 I'm gonna say 68 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:38,860 I'm gonna say it's all hitters never miss it 69 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:43,160 I was gonna say that but then I thought back and I'm like now I 70 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:48,380 Definitely made some stinkers that I just had to I had to fart out just so that I'd have something to show up 71 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:50,380 But I'm gonna say I'm hitting like a strong 72 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:53,380 75% I think seven of the 73 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:57,620 96 mashups that we've that I've made for this show 74 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,660 I would say 75 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:06,380 75% of those are good. I think it's a real I think my bad ones are in the single digits 76 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,900 It's a real tough metric because even when you phone it in 77 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:15,700 I feel like there are some weeks when you phone it in and the mashup is still because of the uniqueness of 78 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:22,040 What we're doing here. It's still so fun and novel that you kind of get away with it 79 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:28,160 Even the weeks you phone it in so I think the name is just ironic at this point. Ian, what's your ratio? 80 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:33,020 I think I got like I would say it's like 20% 81 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,460 fucking like 82 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,940 fire 83 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:38,540 bangers 84 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,540 like straight heat I 85 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,820 would say that probably and then I would say probably like maybe 86 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,540 20% like 87 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:52,780 Just not good like not fun in any way and then the rest are like not like 88 00:06:52,780 --> 00:07:02,060 Heaters, but like entertaining fun to listen to you know so that that remaining 60% so ultimately I think it's it's good 89 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:04,060 you know I'm 90 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:07,860 Batten over 500 for sure 91 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:15,060 But I hope you know my grand slams are are not it's it's not all grand slams 92 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,140 You know I hope you guys like the challenges at least that's 93 00:07:18,140 --> 00:07:25,900 Been a tricky part to keep it spicy and fun even though we've definitely recycled some but I mean Ryan has been 94 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:32,860 Absolutely cleaning up lately the last challenge that we did was the night drive challenge, which I loved I adored that 95 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:39,900 You guys both brought some great mashups Ryan one though with D gosser flag blues 96 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:45,580 Which was kind of crazy yeah, none of us saw that shit 97 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:50,700 But the challenge that I gave these guys for this week is the falling into place challenge which to 98 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,580 Describe it to anyone that wasn't here with us 99 00:07:54,380 --> 00:08:00,060 Last episode this is one where you just had to pick some songs you can do your research 100 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:06,140 Whatever see if they're in key if they're around the same beats per minute you can essentially if you think of them as 101 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:11,580 Sitting two blocks next to each other you can move them back and forth to line them up 102 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:16,460 So it might look like you know oh this could work and you could shuffle them a little bit that way 103 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:20,620 But you can't tweak it you can't cut it can't split it splice it 104 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,420 Drag it up dice it 105 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,980 You know none of that fun stuff erase it 106 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,220 Techno light jack 107 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:33,340 Techno light you can't get technologic with it. We can't be getting technologic with them now so 108 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:38,780 With this in mind how difficult was it for you guys to make this track? I? 109 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:41,260 got one that I was 110 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:43,340 pretty 111 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:47,660 Happy with fairly quickly, but I was like I think I can do better 112 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,820 And I couldn't 113 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:56,700 It was about to come in with the big revisit I like obsessed over like 114 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:01,420 Four different songs like trying to find something 115 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:04,780 The the BPM and keys weren't the problem it was 116 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:08,780 It was like just structure right like that was what ended up being 117 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:13,260 The real killer was like having the things where it it 118 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:20,220 Just where the verses line up and what sucked too is in this process. There are probably like four or five 119 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,260 songs where I'm like this would be a 120 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:26,700 Great fucking mashup if I could you know 121 00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:30,300 If you could put out some you can you know if I could tweak it if I could 122 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:34,860 Cut out some you can you know if I could tweak it if I can cut out some silence you know and 123 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,740 You know whatever um 124 00:09:38,060 --> 00:09:41,580 And it was always so disheartening because I had some that would like start out really great 125 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:45,020 And then like the chorus of one would hit before the other and it would just lose 126 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:48,620 It would just fall apart. I was like god damn it 127 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:52,940 But ultimately I think you know I I was happy with the one 128 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,060 That that that I'm I am submitting 129 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,940 And 130 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:06,940 And you know I was just trying trying to see if I could really you know find that golden needle 131 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,580 in the goose 132 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:15,340 And uh, that's what they say what they say, but you know um 133 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:18,780 I still think this was pretty groovy and fun. So 134 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:25,340 So I I tried only one other thing prior to this and it it didn't it didn't work 135 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,300 Because I forgot that keys exist 136 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:32,620 I forgot this song's existing keys. I was like this is gonna be so easy 137 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:37,900 I just found two songs of the same bpm and put them together, and I was like oh, no way I forgot 138 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:43,020 He's oh my man with the cord wheel busting out here nice look at that um 139 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,660 I've 140 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:50,700 From this show I've memorized that the complementary minor of a key is three semitones down 141 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:52,780 um 142 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:54,220 I know that now 143 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,980 but uh 144 00:10:55,980 --> 00:11:01,580 Then I so then I was like okay well what key is this song in because I wanted to use that backing track for sure 145 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:08,380 And there was one other song that existed as far as I could tell that was in the same key in bpm 146 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:12,060 And I was and I was like okay. I think this will work 147 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:17,580 This will be cool, and then I got it and it was in three four and the backing track is in four four 148 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,580 But here's the thing 149 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,820 It worked really well so 150 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:24,940 So that's that's what I got 151 00:11:24,940 --> 00:11:25,740 Yeah 152 00:11:25,740 --> 00:11:32,140 Well, we don't find out we gotta wait to hear that one because this week ian does go first so ian should we uh 153 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,020 Wander over and check out your track 154 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,740 Please let us do 155 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,380 We are 156 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:53,660 Oh, I like this song. Yeah 157 00:11:53,660 --> 00:12:04,000 Oh, that's really good 158 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Oh 159 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,840 I can't believe it took this long for this song to make its appearance. I know 160 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,840 Oh 161 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:43,840 Oh 162 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,840 I'm in the schools 163 00:12:55,840 --> 00:13:05,600 If I move 164 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:23,040 About it, you could have like done a little bit of sniffing and moving it really could hit with the 165 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,040 Yeah. 166 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:29,120 That's literally, I was just sitting here thinking like, both our tracks are long. 167 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:33,480 I wish I should have cut something out of the middle of mine and I was like, wait, wait. 168 00:13:33,480 --> 00:14:01,000 Oh, there you go. 169 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Come on. 170 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Yeah. 171 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,240 I fell off for a second, but it came back around. 172 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,240 You got lucky. 173 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:07,240 You got lucky. 174 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,240 It slimed up really nice. 175 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,240 I like so funny. 176 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,240 Oh, man. 177 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:34,840 The line at the end. 178 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:58,320 Yeah, that's so good. 179 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,440 So that's where shut up and dance ends. 180 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,440 Yeah. 181 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,440 Okay. 182 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,040 So that's where we end up at there. 183 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,040 Yeah, this goes on a little bit more. 184 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,040 That's good. 185 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040 We can call it there. 186 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,040 All right. 187 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,040 I wanted to make sure you know that. 188 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,240 I'm letting it go. 189 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:20,640 Real quick, I gotta say, this is one of those mashups where if I had seen it just in the 190 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:25,080 wild, I would have linked it and tagged both of you guys like, check this one out. 191 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,080 This is crazy. 192 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,360 Somebody made a wild one. 193 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,360 Oh, yeah. 194 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,760 So break that shit down. 195 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,960 So I call that shut up and get low with me. 196 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,720 Oh, very good. 197 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:42,080 It's shut up and dance by walk the moon and low by flow, ride a beat. 198 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,800 Thomas Paine or T-Pain as he's more commonly known. 199 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:46,800 Thomas Paine. 200 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,800 Thomas Paine. 201 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,800 Yeah. 202 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800 This sounds like a fucking poet. 203 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,800 Thomas Paine was a person, I think. 204 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,920 Thomas Paine was a very influential man. 205 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,920 Okay, cool. 206 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,640 Yeah, I think he was like American Revolutionary era dude. 207 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,640 I don't know. 208 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,360 I'm showing my ass when it comes to my history knowledge. 209 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,240 Hey, John, you can tease me about this later. 210 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,240 Yeah, John, let me know who Thomas Paine is. 211 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:16,080 But yeah, so I found that one pretty quick because shut up and dance was, I think it 212 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,640 was on my mind because we'd been like playing it at band practice. 213 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,200 I had like accidentally started playing the little riff and I was like, Shane, what is 214 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200 this? 215 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200 And he was like, oh, that's shut up and dance. 216 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,040 And we were almost like, we're like, should we just cover this? 217 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,160 That's fun. 218 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:33,880 The other half of our band was not as enthused about it. 219 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:38,720 Less than enthused to be certain. 220 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,480 So I tried a couple different things. 221 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,040 What did I try on this one? 222 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,040 Hold on. 223 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,960 You said there was one other one that you wanted to come back and you were like, but 224 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960 what about this? 225 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,520 Well, so I did this one. 226 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,880 I found this one pretty quick. 227 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,400 And oh, I was trying to do it with bodies. 228 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,400 Oh, I try. 229 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400 Good. 230 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400 Damn. 231 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,400 That would be good because I really wanted to call it shut up and hit the floor with 232 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,960 me. 233 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,120 But it was just yeah, it wasn't wasn't working. 234 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:19,560 But yeah, I figured that shut up and dance would be a good place to start because it's 235 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,760 like, oh, that's a pop song. 236 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:25,300 It's a very on beat song for some reason. 237 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:29,880 So I made it and I was like, I'm pretty happy with this and hadn't listened to it again 238 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,480 literally until just now. 239 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,800 But a couple of days ago, I was like, I don't know. 240 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:38,120 I want to keep looking and see if I can find something. 241 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:46,920 And first I was trying to find something to go with that paramour misery business, a paramour 242 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,320 and fucking couldn't find anything. 243 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:56,600 And then I was really trying to find something with I'm not OK by my chemical romance. 244 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,440 I couldn't find that. 245 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:06,360 And then I literally was trying to find something for every single track on the Welcome to the 246 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,500 Black Parade, like except for Welcome to the Black Parade. 247 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,600 And I couldn't find a single one that lined up in a way that I like. 248 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,100 I was nostalgia brain. 249 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:19,040 And I was just I was like so frustrated by it because it was like this is like fucking 250 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,120 pop punk shit. 251 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,640 Like I should be able to find something. 252 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:27,200 This is not like they like to sprinkle in the weird little structurally out of the blue. 253 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,300 Here's a five beat measure. 254 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,040 And then that was this is usual. 255 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,760 They're not like other pop songs. 256 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760 It's much deeper, dude. 257 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:39,400 And if you really listen, like if you like really listen and connect to the lyrics, dude, 258 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,520 like legitimately I do. 259 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,520 I like that. 260 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,520 Anyway. 261 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,520 Yeah. 262 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:45,520 Yeah. 263 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,160 But it was just it was I was driving myself crazy. 264 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,200 I was looking at like yellow card shit, too. 265 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:58,360 Like and I was just I was like looking at other similar bands and it just wasn't. 266 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:02,280 Like I said, I found so many that I'm like, fuck, this would work if it wasn't for like 267 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,400 this little part right here. 268 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,560 And it was truly maddening. 269 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:13,400 And so I think coming into this episode, I was like frustrated because I hadn't listened 270 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,160 to that one that we just listened to in a minute and listening to it back again. 271 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,400 And I was like, oh, yeah, this this one's great. 272 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,720 This one hits really well at a few points. 273 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:27,320 Like it definitely had some good moments of the synchronous. 274 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:33,040 It was good lining up when, you know, like when it hit the big booty a smack. 275 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,040 Yeah. 276 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,040 You always want to create one. 277 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,040 That was a really good one. 278 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,040 Line up still. 279 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,040 Otherwise, it feels weird. 280 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,040 Yeah. 281 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,040 Yeah. 282 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,520 But yeah, so that was that was it. 283 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,880 That was my experience with that. 284 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,440 Well, it was good, dude. 285 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,000 I enjoyed the shit out of that. 286 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Same. 287 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,480 Let's see if Ryan can continue his fucking streak of what is it? 288 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:59,360 Four in a row or if I win this one, I think that's the longest streak that might be. 289 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,600 I think previously Ian had a streak of four, if I'm remembering right. 290 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,760 That sounds right. 291 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,800 Let's jump in and see what happens. 292 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:13,080 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 293 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:19,840 hey, I had to cheat ho cracking your car ceiling. 294 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:40,820 You gave me a 295 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:45,820 When times were rough, when times were rough 296 00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:50,820 I made sure I had you close to me 297 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:54,820 So call out my name 298 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,820 Call out my name 299 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,820 Call out my name 300 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,820 When I kiss you 301 00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:04,820 Such a pain, I'll just stay 302 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:07,820 I want you to hear 303 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:10,820 I want you to see 304 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,820 Even though you don't hear 305 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:17,820 I want you to hear 306 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,820 No one can do it to me 307 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:26,820 I fall out of love, won't you call out my name? 308 00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,820 Call out my name 309 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,820 Come call out my name, man 310 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,820 I'll be on my way, man 311 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:37,820 I'll be on my way 312 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:40,820 You said you needed me, man 313 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:48,820 I almost cut a piece of myself for your life 314 00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:51,820 Guess I was just another big sigh 315 00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:54,820 Till you made up your mind 316 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,820 You just wasted my time 317 00:21:56,820 --> 00:22:00,820 You're all I want, when you're gone 318 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,820 I'll give you some love 319 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,820 And I'll believe in you 320 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:09,820 And when times were rough 321 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:11,820 When times were rough 322 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:17,820 I made sure I had you close to me 323 00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:20,820 So call out my name 324 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:22,820 Call out my name 325 00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:24,820 So call out my name 326 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:27,820 I miss you so gently 327 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,820 I want you to see 328 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,820 I want you to see 329 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,820 I want you to see 330 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,820 Even though you don't hear 331 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:40,820 I want you to hear 332 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:43,820 No one can do it to me 333 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:52,820 I fall out of love, won't you call out my name? 334 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,820 Call out my name 335 00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:57,820 Come call out my name, man 336 00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:59,820 I'll be on my way, man 337 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:26,820 I'll be on my way 338 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:30,820 It's a weekend track 339 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,820 Yeah, if you listen to call out my name, it's... 340 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:36,820 So now we know which one is a little bit longer, too 341 00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:38,820 I see you ran into the same thing in the end 342 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:39,820 Yep 343 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,820 Thank you 344 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,820 But it's just, like, one more measure of him doing distorted vocals 345 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,820 So it also kind of works 346 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:46,820 Well, yeah 347 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,820 Holy shit, break that down, buddy 348 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:52,820 I call that...that's my name 349 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,820 As I had in the file name 350 00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:58,820 And it's call out my name by the weekend, and it' the vocal track 351 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:03,820 and that's what I like by cheaty face Bruno Mars. 352 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:07,340 See, I had thought that when I, 353 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:11,100 cause you have in the last two episodes begun 354 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:13,940 titling your track what it's actually called 355 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:16,700 instead of doing a funny name thing. 356 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:20,640 And when I saw that, I said, oh no, 357 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,340 he picked the that's not my name song 358 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,060 and I'm gonna hate this mashup. 359 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,700 That song is awful. 360 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,380 I've been doing the name if it doesn't really give it away. 361 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:31,980 Like once I have it, if I'm like, 362 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,420 they don't know what the fuck this is, 363 00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:34,860 then I just leave it because that way 364 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:37,580 I don't have to remember what I named it when I export. 365 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,400 Very smart, very smart. 366 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:42,620 Well, that was something. 367 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:44,180 It's almost hard for me to believe 368 00:24:44,180 --> 00:24:47,220 that you kind of just like hit it up 369 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:50,300 and then just press play and you're like, homework finished. 370 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,820 No, I did have to adjust it, 371 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,660 but I'm not like by slicing it or anything. 372 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:55,660 It's just that like, 373 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,500 like make sure they start at the same time. 374 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,460 Yeah, like not even just at the same time, 375 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:02,100 but like I lined it up in the middle 376 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,660 where I'm like, I needed to hit this part here. 377 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:07,820 Okay, let's see how that sounds with everything else. 378 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:11,080 And then, I move it back and forth a little bit, 379 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,380 but in a still is very, very easy. 380 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:17,420 I had to reduce the volume on one of the tracks. 381 00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:20,040 I assumed that was allowed mixing it. 382 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:25,040 I thought about trying to be cheeky and do two songs 383 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,840 and have them like, but like not actually edit the thing, 384 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,560 but just like automate the volume on one vocal track 385 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,160 to like mute it like temporarily and be like, 386 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,600 didn't break any rules, but yeah. 387 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,300 There was some song that I was trying to do it with. 388 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,200 I forget what it is now, but it was shot. 389 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,960 I wouldn't have been mad at that. 390 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,340 Yeah, I couldn't find something that felt like 391 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,640 appropriate to do it with. 392 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:53,200 Yeah, no, I just, I lined it up 393 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,160 and then I kept listening to it. 394 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,880 And when it got to like the second verse or whatever, 395 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,840 I was like, yeah, this is a little long and whatever, 396 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,600 but I think it's fine. 397 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,960 But then it gets to that like weird kind of like bridge part 398 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,480 and then they like hit the outro at the same time 399 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,840 that I was like, I feel like Mr. The Weekend, 400 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,320 you ever do the thing where like you're trying 401 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,760 to write a song, but you kind of got writer's block. 402 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,480 So you write words to a preexisting song 403 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,320 and then you write a new song to those words. 404 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,560 I'm like, I wonder if that's what- 405 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,740 I've done that with an instrumental track before. 406 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:37,420 I'll do that with just like basically like free form 407 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,360 or what's it called? 408 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,720 Free association writing. 409 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,560 Free writing, yeah. 410 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,920 Essentially, but just doing it out loud. 411 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,000 Where it's like, I'll just play and like be singing a melody, 412 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,840 but I'm just kind of saying nonsense words and phrases. 413 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,560 Damn, man's pulling a what's his name 414 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,160 with the hat, with the fucking hat. 415 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,000 Jamiroquai. 416 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,400 And the scarf, blood on the tracks. 417 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,240 Jamiroquai. 418 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,600 Mr. R. Monica. 419 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,240 Yeah, Bob Dylan. 420 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,880 That fucking guy. 421 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,560 Have you ever heard of when you're looking for inspiration 422 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,220 and you have like a song that you really like 423 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,320 and you're kind of pulling inspiration from, 424 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,440 what people will do is sit down 425 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,080 and handwrite the lyrics to that song 426 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,120 to see what it felt like to write those words. 427 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:20,940 That's pretty cool. 428 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,360 It's kind of a weird way of, 429 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,700 I've never done it personally, 430 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:25,880 but I've heard of people doing that like, 431 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,520 oh, this song is so magical. 432 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,360 And there are parts of this I want to pull from. 433 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:32,960 So, you know, I'll play the verse chords or whatever, 434 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,760 and then sit down and just handwrite the song out 435 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,720 on a piece of paper, 436 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:39,200 just to kind of put yourself in the same place 437 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,920 the way that person did. 438 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,120 Interesting thought. 439 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,680 Shit, dude. 440 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,640 I like that idea. 441 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,720 Well, fellas, this was a lot better 442 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,140 than I anticipated it going, if I'm gonna be honest. 443 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:54,080 I thought this challenge was gonna be pretty insurmountable 444 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:58,360 because so much of what makes these tracks kind of 445 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,360 incredible in the way that they work with one another 446 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,880 is the work that you guys do. 447 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,360 So the fact that you were so hamstringed, 448 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,880 I didn't, once again, I have underestimated you. 449 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,920 I mean, I think the luck, 450 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,040 well, see, just the lucky thing is that like, 451 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,840 if we, they're already, it's already gonna be in key 452 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,640 and it's already the right BPM, right? 453 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,760 So like, if the structure lines up, you're golden. 454 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,360 Whereas like, a lot of the time, you know, 455 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,520 our tracks that may be like, you know, 456 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,280 we generally make good tracks by, you know, 457 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,440 doing a bunch of edits and stuff like that, but, you know, 458 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,680 so, and we also kind of avoid sometimes tracks 459 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,480 that just are so like, you know, just drop in easy. 460 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,880 Like, you know, I know we generally try to avoid 461 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:49,680 same subgenre hip hop over same subgenre of hip hop beats, 462 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,520 you know? 463 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,840 But, you know, this, getting to do it this time is just, 464 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,160 you know, you can get some good shit. 465 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,200 Yeah. 466 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,280 I wasn't worried about this one at all. 467 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,320 After the Waveform challenge, 468 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,160 Oh, true. 469 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,880 The Blind challenge, I was like, anything is possible. 470 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,960 Like, I don't know that there's a challenge 471 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,600 you could give me that I would just be like, 472 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,600 yeah, I don't know, couldn't do it. 473 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,400 Damn. Well, I love that confidence. 474 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,400 I gotta start thinking outside the bun. 475 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,440 So, the Taco Bell challenge. 476 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,400 I don't think outside the bun for once 477 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,200 in your pathetic little life. 478 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,880 Man, you know what I still can't believe 479 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,840 is that in the entire run of this show, 480 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:35,840 we have only ever used the same song once. 481 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,120 It's true. 482 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,160 There's not many songs. Oh, yeah. 483 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,480 There's times where we've used- 484 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,600 I know it's been a while since that happened. 485 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,600 Like, we've used songs that have been used previously. 486 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,440 Yeah. 487 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,640 And there was like one other time where it was like, 488 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,240 there was a snippet of something that we got to use. 489 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,280 Yeah, there was a clip. 490 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,240 But it was like, that doesn't count. 491 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,080 But- 492 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,520 And oddly enough, wasn't it Duhast? 493 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,280 No, because that one, that's the only one 494 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,360 that we did have. It was the foreign language challenge. 495 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,160 We went into a- 496 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,000 Well, hang on. 497 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,760 That was the one that you guys both used. 498 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,920 In the same track, we used, we both used 499 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,480 Duhast and Gasolina. 500 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,240 And Gasolina, yeah, we both used it. 501 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,320 It was the- 502 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,160 Yeah. 503 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,000 That's what it was. 504 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,240 And I remember there was some sort of 505 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,920 sudden death meltdown, but I also remember that not- 506 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,840 I remember there being more lava involved. 507 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,240 Why would there be lava? 508 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,480 I don't know what to make of it. 509 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,760 No, that's okay. 510 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,600 I don't really know what to- 511 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,680 Because that sounds right, but that doesn't, 512 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,680 a lot of sense. 513 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,880 All right, there's some sort of weird static 514 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,720 that I'm getting. 515 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,320 Can we, I think I'm starting to get a migraine or something. 516 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,840 Yeah, let's go to the judgment. 517 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,880 Let's, yeah. 518 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,720 Yeah. 519 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,400 All right. 520 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:57,240 The winner of the falling into place challenge is, 521 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,400 Oh, look at Mocha. 522 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,120 It's a cat, it's Mocha. 523 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,080 Mocha wins. 524 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,040 My cat, Mocha. 525 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,520 We love you, Mocha. 526 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,760 They love you, Mocha. 527 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,600 Everyone loves you. 528 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,440 She's sleeping. 529 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,280 Everyone loves you. 530 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,120 She's sleeping. 531 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,480 Ryan. 532 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,920 I'm pulling my dick out. 533 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,800 He's pulling his meat out for five wins. 534 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,240 Meat out for five. 535 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,160 Meat out. 536 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,480 There it is. 537 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,320 Meat out. 538 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,400 It's kind of black on the end. 539 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,920 It's kind of, it's got like a painted tip. 540 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,680 He's got fucking gangrene style at the time. 541 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,520 It's just super glued on, god damn. 542 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,320 You guys both had incredible tracks, 543 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,240 but that was, I almost couldn't believe 544 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,520 that that was just kind of a one and done. 545 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,840 I got receipts if you want it. 546 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,080 I'm pretty sure I took a screen shot. 547 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:53,000 I have never thrown that accusation 548 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,400 and will not going forward. 549 00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:00,800 You guys were skeptical of my waveform challenge one. 550 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,160 That's because it was so good, dude. 551 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,000 I mean, listen. 552 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,840 I was just saying, don't be saying 553 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,320 you just threw accusations. 554 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,680 There was no fucking accusations. 555 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,600 There also, we didn't have a precedent yet. 556 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,440 Sure. 557 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,000 Now we have, but after that, and we believe that, 558 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,560 now there's a precedent and we just know. 559 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,240 The thing that sucked for me about this 560 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,880 is that as soon as the song started, it was like, 561 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,400 I wanted to win this week, 562 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,400 but I didn't want Bruno to lose his streak. 563 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,320 You were concerned about Bruno's legacy. 564 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:38,320 I was like, I like, because it's like, we don't abuse it. 565 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,360 And like all those wins, all those Bruins feel earned. 566 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,040 Definitely needs to make some new music. 567 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,880 We're running out of material. 568 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,720 We are, dude. 569 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,560 We are. 570 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,360 I was amazed that we used this one. 571 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,800 Bruno deep cuts. 572 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,240 You have used this one. 573 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,960 I think we used the vocal line for it. 574 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,800 I used the vocal line for it. 575 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,360 I used the foreboding challenge. 576 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,680 Bruno Mars wins, which I won. 577 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,840 Yeah. 578 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,200 But so, you know, I'm happy to go 579 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,440 into the incinerator for Bruno. 580 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,280 All right. 581 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,120 For Bruno. 582 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:12,960 This one's for Bruno. 583 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,800 For you, Bruno Mars. 584 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,280 Congratulations, Ryan, for the longest streak 585 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,640 on the show so far. 586 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,200 Truly remarkable that you are still standing upright. 587 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:25,360 Well, I actually hollowed out these legs 588 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,040 so they don't hurt anymore. 589 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,600 I filled them with concrete. 590 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,400 That's how come I don't get tired. 591 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,520 I've been drinking a lot of wacky glue. 592 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,360 I got these wacky, waxy bones. 593 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:45,360 That was a real cough because I am dying. 594 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,480 But I'm just going to, hey, you know, 595 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,160 I'm just going to sit in this chair 596 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,160 and then maybe you guys could just like drag me around. 597 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,640 We'll just wheel you around. 598 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:55,480 Yeah. 599 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,240 You know, Ryan, I'm back by the way. 600 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,160 Welcome back, Ian. 601 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,280 Ryan, you can always just not make a mashup next week. 602 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,800 You know, but you can just do it. 603 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,760 But what of my soul, Ian? 604 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,080 You guys just jumped into the incinerator. 605 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,400 Well, what of your soul, Ian? 606 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,240 What of my soul, Ian? 607 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,080 But what of your soul? 608 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:13,920 No, that's a great point. 609 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,760 No, I'll do my penance. 610 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:15,760 You guys should have thought of that. 611 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,680 I'll do my penance. 612 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,560 Look, I'll do it. 613 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,200 I'll take the punishment. 614 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,040 It's fine. 615 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,880 He's just a mashup making man lately. 616 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,160 The punishment of existence for the crime of being born. 617 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,040 Well, let's consult the Krog device 618 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,280 and see if there's a little wacky challenge here 619 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,080 that can put Ryan out of his misery. 620 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:40,080 I crave death. 621 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,400 Okay. 622 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,760 This is kind of interesting. 623 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,760 So the challenge that I have for you guys next week 624 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,520 is the unrequited love challenge. 625 00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,440 One of the vocal line of your mashup 626 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,120 needs to be a song about unrequited love. 627 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,040 Ooh. 628 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:11,040 So all of those moody songs that Ian was listening to. 629 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,440 La, la, I want to have, 630 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,760 I don't know if that's really about unrequited love. 631 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,680 I'm not gonna be a super big stickler. 632 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,920 The original, I kind of expanded 633 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,160 when I come up with the challenge 634 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,360 to try and not limit it too much. 635 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,720 It was originally called the Romeo and Juliet challenge. 636 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,200 There's two people that wanted to be together, 637 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,920 but couldn't because of certain circumstances. 638 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,400 And then I thought of, 639 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,920 but there are also love songs about like, oh my God. 640 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,840 Like this love this person, 641 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,880 but they don't even know I exist. 642 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,280 Like the singer of protest the hero and cigarettes. 643 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,400 I don't give that. 644 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,200 The saddest relationship song of all time. 645 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,480 Did he write a song about how much he loves cigarettes? 646 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,360 That sweet little redhead's got her hooks in my back. 647 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,360 It was a song about cigarettes? 648 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,760 I didn't know that. 649 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,120 There's a logic song about how much he can't quit smoking 650 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,400 because he loves cigarettes so much called Nicky, 651 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,400 like Nickety. 652 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,800 Oh fuck. 653 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,720 The beat for that song is really good. 654 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,800 The whole song he's writing it about a girl. 655 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,680 And like some of the lyrics he uses, 656 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,640 he says, I love it when you're fresh. 657 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,440 I love it when I take your top off 658 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,880 and we share the same breath. 659 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,280 You're like, that's clever. 660 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,360 That's good. 661 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,200 That's good. 662 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,040 It's a good song. 663 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,600 Y'all should go check out the song Nicky. 664 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:39,120 It's on the album. 665 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,520 I want a cigarette now. 666 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,360 Fuck. 667 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,680 No, you don't gang related. 668 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,520 I don't. 669 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,360 Is that the name of it? 670 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,320 No, it's under pressure is the name of the album. 671 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:54,320 Anyway, that's all I have for y'all this week. 672 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,400 I hope you enjoyed shitty mashups.com. 673 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,120 Who would like to give the phone number this week? 674 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,480 7604 mashup. 675 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,800 7604 mashup. 676 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,120 I actually almost left one at work the other day 677 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,640 while I was delivering mail, 678 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,280 but I was gonna sound out of breath and walking. 679 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,920 That would be funny. 680 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,840 I believe we said that if people don't start leaving 681 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:23,040 messages that she's gonna start doing like racist 682 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,600 impressions. Impressions? 683 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,200 Did you say racist impressions? 684 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,760 Is that racist impressions? 685 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:31,080 Shane's gonna start pulling the fucking the pest. 686 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,120 See, the thing is about impressions. 687 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,840 There are, what I have heard is it's only racist 688 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,360 if it's bad. 689 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,800 If you do a really good impression, 690 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,760 well, I mean, the thing is the difference between doing 691 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,640 the difference between doing an impression of a person 692 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,720 and doing an impression of a race. 693 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,560 Yeah. 694 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,600 Anyway. 695 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,080 You know, this person is a monolith. 696 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,120 I pity the fool. 697 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,920 I too pity the fool. 698 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,480 That's my Mr. T impression, you guys. 699 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,440 That's the best I got. 700 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,600 Anyway, leave a voicemail, otherwise it's gonna get 701 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,120 real nasty in here. 702 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,480 I'm just kidding. 703 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,000 We're gonna get picked up by Spotify. 704 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,760 We're gonna get so racist. 705 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,640 Yeah. 706 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,480 I'm gonna start saying wild shit about drinking water 707 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,760 or something. 708 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,000 ShittyMashups.com, have a good Friday and weekend. 709 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,360 We love you and please don't sue us, Joe Rogan. 710 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:53,880 We found each other, I helped you out of a broken place, 711 00:38:53,880 --> 00:39:01,640 I put you on top, I put you on top, I claimed you so proud 712 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:07,400 and all apparently, when times were rough, 713 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:15,240 when times were rough, I made sure I had you close to me. 714 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:20,840 So call out my name, call out my name, 715 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:26,120 call out my name when I kiss you so gently. 716 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,120 I want you to stay. 717 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,400 I want you to stay. 718 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,840 I want you to stay even though you don't want me. 719 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,800 Girl, I can't do it. 720 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,280 Girl, I can't do it. 721 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,840 Girl, why can't you wait till I fall out of love? 722 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,840 Won't you call out my name? 723 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,840 Call out my name. 724 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:57,560 You can call out my name and I'll be on my way, 725 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:02,040 and I'll be on my way. 726 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:07,240 I said I didn't feel nothing, baby, but I lied. 727 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:12,520 I almost cut a piece of myself for your life. 728 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:18,040 Guess I was just another piece of, till you made up your mind. 729 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,520 You just wasted my time. 730 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,520 You're on top. 731 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,000 I put you on top. 732 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:30,520 I claimed you so proud and all believing, 733 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,800 and when times were rough, when times were rough, 734 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:41,240 I made sure I had you close to me. 735 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,720 So call out my name. 736 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:46,200 You can call out my name, baby. 737 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:51,720 So call out my name when I kiss you so gently. 738 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:54,200 I want you to stay. 739 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,160 I want you to stay. 740 00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:02,680 I want you to stay even though you don't want me. 741 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,160 Girl, I can't do it. 742 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,160 Girl, why can't you wait till I fall out of love? 743 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,120 And be called out by my name? 744 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,600 And call out my name, baby. 745 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,080 Girl, call out my name, man. 746 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:40,040 I'll be on my own again. 747 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:57,000 Oh, oh, oh. 748 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Oh, oh, oh.