Hey guys, eating some chips?
Well, see you later!
What's up y'all?
Welcome back to Shitty Mashups.
Thanks for joining us out here on the porch.
You know, we're just having a little bit of a porch hang.
You know, kind of a screened in situation.
I'm not very fond of bugs.
We got the moon breeze blowing.
This is the porch cast.
The Shitty Mashups porch cast, I am your rocking chair enjoyer Shane.
And joining me are my little pillow pals, Ryan and Ian.
Hello.
Hi, I'm a pillow pal and I'm trying to think of another porch activity.
I'm a tall glass of lemonade.
Oh, that's good.
And it's hot out so you know that shit do be condensing.
The shit condensing as hell.
I'm an Adirondack chair.
Nice.
That's more of a lawn chair than a porch chair.
It's okay.
Whatever chair you enjoy, man, we'll move it out here.
Ever watch TV on a porch?
Raccoons getting our trash.
Ever watch TV on a porch?
On a cell phone, I think watching an actual TV would be very cool.
No, I'm talking like, like run the extension cord through the window.
That would be cool.
On the porch, having like the football game on or something, you know.
I would do that.
I sounds dope as fuck right now.
Wouldn't do.
I haven't done that, but I have been to a sports bar before and it's pretty nice, I
guess.
Anyway, of course, what we do on this podcast besides talking about porch activities is
we make mashups, real bad ones.
Each week I give these guys a challenge.
Sometimes they're bad, so lately they haven't been very good.
Each week I give these guys a challenge and then around that challenge they make some
mashups.
The one from last week was the Antonim challenge.
Some little opposites.
Antonim.
That was pretty good.
Damn near killed them.
Pretty good.
Ryan is actually on fire, maybe not with the jokes as much, but his tracks have been pretty
substantial.
And my skin is on fire.
Yeah, he's about to literally human torch his ass off.
He won last week with the song Scream Spur, which was a very fun track.
Yeah, heavy hitter.
I don't know, my memory was burning.
But anyway, the challenge that they have this week is actually one that I was looking forward
to when we came up with it.
I mean, when the Krog device bleeped it into existence.
And it's the night drive challenge.
This is the vibes based episode.
And I think I mentioned something about sunglasses, but I don't want to do it anymore.
Anyway, okay, Ryan will vibe enough for all of us.
So it's music you would sell to your friends like oh, pass me the aux cable, I have the
perfect nighttime drive song.
And you make some mashups.
And so how fun slash difficult was it to make these fellas?
Well, I wasn't really sure how to make a mashup out of Ryan's Cold Dreams mashup.
So I had to pivot.
But there was there was one song that I knew for sure that I wanted to use.
And then it was just kind of feeling out some stuff that I also enjoyed that would go with
it.
And I'm pretty happy with the result.
It's interesting that you went first considering I'm going first this week.
But regard, we're gonna move past that we're gonna move past that because we're professionals,
me especially.
But this is one of the this might be the first time that I fully made a mashup in my head.
And then it worked.
Like I didn't have to throw it away.
I was like, oh, you know what might go good together?
These things.
And in fact, they did.
I got it like first try.
It sounded good.
It's a little on the long side.
But who doesn't but so Z and and who doesn't like a nice long, you know, song, you need
to luxuriate in a night drive song.
Yeah, it's got to unfold itself to you.
You know, you can't just be like, it's got to build and you need time to build.
And this one builds.
I'm pretty fucking excited.
Should we just jump straight into it?
Let's fucking jump.
God damn.
All right.
Well, like Brian said, he goes first this week.
So let's get into his screamer of a track.
Oh, the cars on fire.
There's no driver at the wheel.
Very good nighttime drive song.
The sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely.
I have a story about listening to this song.
And a dark wind blows.
We'll get there.
Oh, fuck.
The government is corrupt.
Damn, you just got Ian.
And we're all so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains.
Another hot Sunamiku song.
Yeah.
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.
God damn.
The machine is fucking.
Oh, shit.
Are you like that shit?
Fuck.
It's a good transition.
Very good transition.
I feel it.
Very nice.
I'm waiting for the summer of all my life.
Oh, Lord.
I see your face all night.
I don't know if you know who I am.
Very good.
Oh, yeah.
I'm really trying to get the music right right now.
Oh yeah.
I'm really trying to get the music right right now.
Wow.
Very well done.
Wow.
Hell yeah.
That was a journey, man.
Break that shit down.
Yeah, so I call that...
One second, I gotta pull out my shit.
I call that... it's not a very good name, but I call it D. Gouser Flag Collins.
There was nothing I could... so the track names are...
My name is similar.
Yeah, so the first track, the cars on fire, is Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You Black Emperor.
And then the second backing track that comes in is D. Gouser by Brand New.
And then the vocal line is In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins.
And I tried just about every fucking combination of words, and I could not make anything clever for the name.
So we have Dead... or D. Gouser Flag Collins.
And that's just... and Lake and Pool.
And that's just how we're doing it.
I'm sitting here trying to do it, and I...
There's nothing.
I could say God... oh wait, hang on.
Now, Godspeed You Black Emperor is a funny name.
I feel like maybe I should have... so should it be D. Gous Speed You, Phil Collins?
Here's where I'm at right now.
Is make the D of D. Gouser like the of In the Air Tonight, so like in D. Gous Flag Blues.
I don't know, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, but...
I got nothing for you.
Yeah, so I was just sitting there, I was like, what are some songs I like to listen to on a night drive?
And I'm just like, well, D. Gouser is definitely one.
Godspeed You Black Emperor is one that I've done with Shane and Ian specifically, I remember.
Oh yeah.
So I was like, so I gotta do that.
And then In the Air Tonight is just such a good vibe song, you know?
But I just thought about what tracks I listen to, and then I was like, huh, you know what might kind of work is D. Gouser with Phil Collins, like...
I can feel it.
And I was like, yeah, and then I remember Dead Flag Blues, and I'm like, well, at least for an intro, it would be good.
Yeah.
And the fact that the backing tone there happened to be in key with D. Gouser.
Yeah, that was insane.
As soon as I heard it come in, I was like, there's no way it just works so perfectly.
And that's especially a good night driving song, because that track is like 19 minutes long.
I want to make a video of people in a club, you know, as the DJ is building up to a drop.
And then as soon as that... I open up my wallet and it's full of blood or whatever the last line there was.
We can do it at my wedding, dude.
We can stage a TikTok at my wedding, bro.
I imagine going to see those bands, especially Godspeed, it's like motherfuckers are going to be sad and standing still.
It's not going to be a lot of jumping around, but I love the idea of a crowd just going absolutely nuts.
I don't know, man. I was just at a Sprain midwife have a nice life concert and it's some of the most depressing music you could listen to.
But people were losing their goddamn minds.
You saw Sprain?
Flanders fans are just cool people.
You saw Sprain?
Sprain's great.
We saw Sprain and agriculture and...
Drows.
That's a good show. I would have liked to see Drows, but...
Agriculture blew my fucking dick off of my body like a rocket.
It was something.
It was black metal. Ian didn't like it.
That's fine.
I enjoyed the experience of going to the show with you.
Yeah.
He's not going to listen to the record when it comes out July 21st.
Oh, God, no.
That's the same thing.
The people that came to the concert with me were Alexis, my fiance, and our friend Gilly.
It's not generally their kind of music, but they still had a good time.
Everyone got no fun t-shirts.
I got one for you too, Shane, for when you're out here.
What size?
Medium.
Okay, it will be too small.
All right, muscle man.
Fat man.
Cut it into a little tank.
Cut it into a little crop top, a little slutty crop top that just says no fun.
That's a very nice gift. Thank you.
Alexis got a large, but that's for her to sleep in.
Everybody need a big sleeping bag.
When we saw Greet Death, the one time I saw him before I had to leave early because I had to work the next day, but this time it was a Saturday night.
It was me, Ian, the homie, AC, just a band outing without our drummer, S, unfortunately.
I was like, if they have this shirt from the last time I saw him, because they were still playing when I left, I couldn't just take it from the merch table or whatever.
I was like, okay, they didn't have it. I was like, okay, I'm going to buy it on their band camp or on their store or whatever.
It wasn't on there.
Literally just have to wait until they come back.
And they came back and they had the shirt, but they only had an extra large.
I bought it anyway because it's amazing.
Would you like to actually, I don't know if I can pull it up real quick.
This isn't related to anything other than the fact that I was just hitting my vape pen, but how cool would it be to like mod a vape pen so that it looked like Captain Picard's flute from Next Generation?
That would be sick.
Oh, here's the shirt. I did find an image of it.
I'm posting, I'm pasting it in the thing now.
It's not as bright as that.
That's fucking cool, dude.
It's a little less kind of ridiculously bright, but yeah, I like it.
So I understand buying a shirt that's too big because it rocks.
But anyway, Ian, during that track, you said you had a dead flag blues story.
Oh, yeah, I was driving. I think I was driving to Topeka one time.
It's hot in Topeka.
I knew he was going to do that.
Do it every time.
But it was like crazy foggy out and there was like nobody on the highway.
And like it was premium listening conditions for fucking dead flag blues.
Like it was like I almost got too scared where I was like, I need to change.
This is too spooky.
I was like, I'm going to start seeing like the fucking creatures from the mist walking around in the distance.
We've got perfect endings.
Shane and I used to be pretty scared of the mist.
Yeah. Yeah. Good ass.
He used to get real foggy around where we live.
Yeah, dude.
So the first time I ever heard dead flag blues, it was after it was a party at Ian's apartment, a cursed place.
And I had stayed up all night because I hadn't been able to sleep.
I was in the bed next to him and he fell asleep.
But I waited until the morning and I think I got up and went out to the living room.
And our homie Carter was getting up too and he was just like, do you want me to like take you home or whatever?
It's like, yeah, sure.
Because I think I got it right over there.
And he was like, OK.
His thing was he would get up in the morning and it was when McDonald's had one dollar large drinks and he would go and get a Sprite just as an early morning little something.
And so after we left the McDonald's drive through, he was like, OK, we may not be able to finish this whole song, but you should check this out.
And he put on dead flag blues.
And it was a combination of me having not slept all night and the song being so heavy the first time I heard it, I felt like I was going to be sick.
I was like, it's starting to turn my stomach.
I was like, this is so intense just because it's almost overwhelming the first time I heard it.
Your stomach is very susceptible to exterior stresses like that, too.
So, like, I believe it.
All of my emotions, too, like it used to not be like this.
But after my sister passed away, I saw something on Twitter the other day that was like, what's the last piece of media that made you cry?
I was like, homeboy, what's the last piece of media that I didn't cry when I was experiencing?
It's everything.
I'll just be like driving in the car, singing a song and start crying.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That happens to me, too, definitely of like getting older is like a lyrical like suddenly hit different and then I tear up and then I'm just like, yeah, such a little.
Where did this come from?
It's tough, too, because I'm singing and like I get a big lump in my throat.
We are the emo boys.
I definitely started crying at a TikTok the other day.
Oh, dude, they get me.
They get me.
That's so sick.
It was just the the the the slide shows of like uplifting memes of just like look at the infinite beauty of the world.
And I'm like, it really is beautiful.
The triumph of human spirit.
I saw a video on Twitter today of a chimpanzee that was rescued from a lab where they kept it in a tiny cage.
And it was in there for, I think, 10 years.
And you could see its reaction to seeing the sky when the first thing it did was charge over and hug its homie.
And then it just looked up and it looked at the sky and perfectly you could see its face.
It was just like.
And he was walking around, looking around, and I started crying.
I was like, they're just guys.
They're just guys.
Chimpanzees are guys and bears, too.
There's guys.
A video that started out as like a joke, like a joking like interaction between like the dog that was the first dog in space, the dog that the Russians sent to space.
And it was like like and like mission control talking.
And then it's like like a talking about like coming back home and then I've seen it's like it's dog content, man.
Dog stuff.
It's using the fucking score.
This is actually exactly why I've been listening to the social network score.
Shane, I know I played it the other day.
It's because it used that song and I was like, oh, fuck, that song got me to like that was like the always loved the social network.
Social network score is great.
It's fucking great.
And didn't they do something else together?
Trent and Atticus Ross have done a few film scores.
I don't remember what all.
Oh, you know, didn't they do.
It was another of that guys.
Didn't they do Zodiac?
That sounds right.
Because it's another David Fincher flick.
But it came out in like oh five.
I don't know.
I don't think I don't think so.
When was that released, though?
Oh, seven.
Shit was close.
You're right.
For movies, I can get kind of close.
Albums, I can usually nail it.
Anyway, that's enough dicking around, I guess.
It was a good fucking track, Ryan.
Thank you.
It was a good fucking track.
Thank you.
Should we should we check out Ian's and see if he could dethrone the champ right now?
Let's do it.
I think I got a chance.
Oh, shit.
With the last track on the album, too.
That's how baller.
I'm not familiar with it.
It is such a good thing.
I'm not familiar with it.
I love the rising.
Amazing.
Very nice.
I like the bass coming in right there.
Yeah.
I really liked how that worked out structurally there.
It has a real smoke vibe.
Mine's a different kind of smoke.
That's high brand though, actually, Ian.
The fact that I was just listening to this vibe and I'm like, I have smoke on the whole
of the people.
Yeah.
What a great thing, Ryan.
I hope you smoke people on the road.
This man is an absolute menace on the road.
He's going 20 under, arms fully out the window.
Oddly enough, feet on the dashboard somehow.
Cruise control set to 20 under.
I don't want to go too fast, man.
It's about slowing down and enjoying things.
It's about the journey, though, not the destination.
If I was trying to get there fast, then I wouldn't have smoked weed.
I'm just chilling in the car, driving, smoking weed.
All right, brother Ian.
If you want to go fast, go alone.
Break that shit down for us.
If you want to go fast, drink before you drive.
If you want to go far, take your fan.
You want to crash your car.
Oh, man.
That's called Ireneably Numb.
I like that though.
It's good.
Yeah, so the instrumental is Irene by Beach House and the vocal line is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.
Sometimes a side chick ain't even really a side chick.
Sometimes it's the 2008 release by Beach House called Bloom.
See, my joke was I was going to say I didn't know her last name was Floyd.
We used to love those memes.
Yeah, think about that one for a minute.
That's from a 2007 meme from the music board of 4chan.
Yeah, so I knew I wanted to use Comfortably Numb because we used to roll around and you and me, Shane,
and we would put our seats back in the car as far back as possible and light a cigarette and just sit there and just vibe.
It's so funny.
We were like, oh yeah, we're going to vibe.
Let's smoke a cigarette.
There are people that still do that.
When you're addicted to nicotine, that is very relaxing.
There are people that still do that.
But now being on the I Quit Smoking like five years ago and now it's just like the fuck, thanks.
It was way easier than it is for most people.
It's because we're Bill Dipperly.
Well, it's like we don't need to talk about why and how I quit smoking.
But thinking about it now is just so funny because the idea of like really vibing and being in a mellow space and doing something that actively stresses you out and raises your blood pressure.
It's like, sure.
I don't know.
Just like punch you in the head instead.
That would be even better than the cigarette.
Yeah, I don't know.
Cigarettes are tight.
We love smoking here on the moon.
They sent us up here in the 1960s.
Maybe my sibling have said that to each other for years.
I quit filterless.
I still smoke with filters and it doesn't count.
Cigs are tight.
Oh, I thought you were.
Yeah.
But anyway, I knew I wanted to use that.
And I thought about a few different things.
I thought about a real hero.
But I thought that might be like two on the nose.
See, I'm really glad that neither of you actually chose drive music.
Like that and night call.
Yeah.
Like it's two on the nose.
But it's also pretty good.
They're so good.
But literally it's so good.
And they served their purpose.
And so instead of just trying to fucking jack that steez and be like, yeah, this is my late night driving mashup.
I use songs from the drive soundtrack.
I used college and Kavinsky.
Yeah, it feels like the same as like, oh, yeah, here, check out my record collection.
And it's just like kind of blue and the blue and the blue album, just a whole bunch of albums.
You know, why does this guy like blues?
Yeah, it's like Abbey Thriller.
Yeah.
And, you know, yeah, it's the it's the it's the it's all my thing.
It's all exclusively purchased.
No, it's OK.
That's what your record collection looks like.
You should enjoy your record collection.
But throughout those songs once.
Listen to some of the songs from the podcast and maybe use the Beatles record to even out a chair leg or something.
I don't know.
Ian likes the Beatles.
He likes the ultimate frisbee.
I don't dislike the Beatles.
Ian loves the Beatles.
They're like his favorite band.
He was doing this eye thing.
Did you see him do the eye thing when he's like, I don't dislike the Beatles.
Per se.
I'm just not as much of a Beatles hater.
That's fine.
I can shit on the Beatles plenty, though.
I mean, like I still am of the like like the idea of like Danny Boyle's yesterday where a guy wakes up and the Beatles didn't exist.
And then he does it anyway.
And then he makes the Beatles.
The idea that we would be in 2020 whenever that movie came out as a 19 or whatever.
The idea that that music would suddenly that he writing that music for the first time in 2019 and it would be popular is so fucking laughable because like I want to hold your hand bangs on Tic Toc.
Yeah, I probably would.
You're right.
It's a song about holding hands.
You know who has hands?
The devil.
He uses them for holding.
Shout out to Lockhart.
Anyone who's listening to this, if you haven't seen the movie, Walk Hard, turn this off immediately and go watch that movie.
You'll understand more about us and life in general after watching.
It's so fucking good.
The Dewey Cox, the Ballad of Dewey Cox.
Is it the Dewey Cox story or the Ballad of Dewey Cox?
It doesn't matter.
If you type Walk Hard, nothing else is going to come up.
Anyway, the Dewey Cox story.
Ian.
Yeah.
Do you remember the time that we both got very baked and turned off all the lights and on the TV used the I think I had my computer hooked to my TV with an HDMI cable.
Yeah.
We watched the video that Beach House did in the first kind of running for Bloom.
They did a kind of retrospective of the album where they were driving to different places in I think they're from Houston.
And so they were in Texas, like in the fucking desert.
And it was getting progressively later as they were performing these songs live.
And the last I think two songs were done in like headlights of several trucks.
By headlights of cars.
It's called Forever Still.
If you want to go look it up on YouTube.
It's amazing.
That was on my mind for sure.
And we were like, dude, we should make music videos.
And then we made one.
Yeah.
No, I ultimately like I said, I was thinking about like trying to use kind of a synthwave song, but I just I wasn't feeling it.
I was looking at other stuff that matched. I thought about trying the regulator, but that's not as much of a night drive to me as it is a swamp drive.
Stormy drive.
Stormy drive. Yeah.
About to thunderstorm, humid as fuck, gray clouds.
Yeah.
Yeah. I love all that.
I also thought about using Knives by L'Amolo because that's a good song.
I don't know if I know that one.
Oh my God. I forgot about that song.
I forgot about that whole band.
Yeah. A song Rules.
They're a band from I think Washington back when I used to try and review albums on Tumblr.
They thanked me for my positive review of their record.
Oh, that's sweet.
It rocked. It was a good record.
L'Amolo.
Good. Fuck. I gotta listen to that tomorrow.
Good shit.
Yeah. That's pretty much all I gotta say about it.
So I have one last final funny story before we get into the judgment.
I found one of my favorite Dusk into Night Drive songs back when I used to play video games with homies from California and all over.
I was introduced to so many online video game friends from like a Discord server, but not like in a dangerous, I'm going to get arrested kind of way.
Shout out 72 Pin Connector. Shout out Josh. I love you, Ember.
Ryan, you know Josh.
It was those fellas. And we would all play Grand Theft Auto Online together.
And Grand Theft Auto Online has the same function as other Grand Theft Auto games used to have where you could import your own music.
So I put a fuckload of my music in there and it was a Macintosh Plus song.
And I was literally driving in game as the sun was going down.
And I'm like sitting directly in front of my computer monitor. I'm dialed the fuck in.
And I'm driving in this car and this song comes on. It's like a nice car.
And I'm on like this ocean drive. I pull off the road in Grand Theft Auto and watch the waves come in on this beach, listening to the song.
And I'm just losing my shit.
Man finding the beauty in life in Grand Theft Auto. And that's beautiful, honestly.
Bro, it helps. I am not even going to be able to say what song it is.
It's on that one Macintosh Plus album and it looks like the word Echo. That's the best I can do.
It's a good one. I really like it. So consider Vaporwave for nighttime driving music, I guess.
Vaporwave 2024. That's what it's going to be. That's my president. That's it.
Vaporwave for president. It's just a glitched stone statue.
Yeah, it's the statue of David, but kind of glitchy. The statue of David with a palm tree and it's pink.
Hell yeah. 3D rotating floppy disk for president 2024.
I'm actually proud to announce my running mate.
The weird carpet in an arcade that glows in the dark for vice president 2024.
I'm running. Remember? Yeah, I remember running for president.
You're going to be the one who eats soup. I wear shorts.
You wear shorts. I thought you were the one where you eat soup and then you blow up like the...
Statistically, no one can be president if they're under like 6'2 and Ian is running for the short party.
That's what I remember. Alright. Sure. Why not?
What the fuck? It's true. It's true. There's been like two presidents under 6'2.
One of them is like John Adams. It's crazy. Big boys on top. Short king.
Trump is tall. I always forget that because he looks so small. He's taller than us.
I know, but he looks so small. He's also fat. I don't give a shit. I could fucking...
Lay him out. Hair full. One punch. I'm not saying... I'm not making a threat.
He's just saying he could. I'm just saying. You can just wink.
Give me one punch on Trump. One punch. I can end his life.
What if he doesn't move? What if you give it like 10 out of 10, break your wrist, and he just kind of goes...
Wow, is that really all that you've got? Listen, no one takes a punch better than me, folks.
Stop. I don't want him to be doing fucking Trump impressions on our podcast.
Mine's not very good. It was pretty good.
At that point, I know I'm dead. Yeah.
So I would just go feral. I would just go feral. I would try to rip his throat out with my teeth.
That's like how Edward Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys ripped Renesme out of Bella with his teeth in the birth scene.
You remember that? That's fucked up, dude. I am finished with Twilight now.
Oh, nice. We should probably go to the judgment.
Yeah. Okay, let's go to the judgment.
All right. The winner of the Knight Drive Challenge is...
My bones hurt, dude. I think I made a good track, but low key I hope it's you because I...
Ryan. Fuck.
Aw, nuts. The misery continues.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay because I have a good feeling.
I have a good feeling that your reign might come to an end.
I mean, you're in shambles. How are you supposed to continue?
When you go in there, could you take some of these bits just because they're falling off and...
Oh, yeah. Toss them in the garbage.
Just throw them in the incinerator. Just jump in with them.
All right, sure. Well, we'll see you in a minute, Ian. Congratulations. I love you, Ian.
I'll drive you, Ian. I love you. Bye.
You know, when the transition between dead...
When it's like, there's software and blows or whatever the line is, and then the fucking guitar part comes in for D. Gausser...
I knew I had won right there from both of your reactions. I was like, yep, I did it. I've done it.
That was money. That was money.
But you would have had to...
Welcome back.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
You would have had to have fucked up royally after that to like...
And granted, In the Air Tonight was not my favorite choice, but it worked.
And it didn't... I mean, it carried on.
It wasn't as incredible as that moment throughout the rest of it. But I mean, how was that possible?
Exactly. I was like, I can't match that. So I'm just going to do my best.
The flecks of gold are still fucking gold.
Exactly. It's that transition and getting the drum fill in, I think, honestly.
That's what I feel. I feel like the vocal line was fine, but it doesn't really do it any favors until you get to the drum line part.
And that sounds pretty cool. I only wish that I had done something to make it feel bigger after that drum fill,
because then it just kind of goes back to just brand new and him saying, I kind of wish I had maybe brought dead flag glues back in with the tone.
Put the train in. Put the train sounds in.
That would have been... If I was a smarter man, I would have done that.
Oh, man. OK. I'm going to say this on air right now. I have our cold open next week.
I know what it's going to be. And it's going to be me reading you guys the back of one of my favorite records in my collection, which is The Sound of Trains.
All right. Oh, I like that one. I was I was with you when you bought it. This is a little tease. This is a little tease for that.
But it's it's one of the most wild descriptions of a thing. It's true.
So it's way more unhinged than you would think. And some weird record you find at Half Price Books.
Shane has heard it before, but do you know what to give it to you, Ryan, and to our listening audience. So tune in next week for that.
I would love to hear that. You know, what would be just like a kind of cool thing in the show, but I don't know if it would muddy the waters too much.
But I know we would like it is if we if we like if you talked about that, right?
Like I have a couple of weird records, too, you know, that like it'd be cool to kind of talk about that once in a while.
I don't know if I have weird record. I have the I got like a bootleg of the Pokemon Red and Blue soundtrack that I got in Portland.
And the album art is like a like a colored pencil drawing of all the one fifty one Pokemon.
But like most of them are smoking weed. That's red.
Yeah, most of mine are just right down the middle, except for the one that we made that you press the vinyl.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a special one. That was actually a lathe cut. So it was not pressed.
Oh, but whatever. We cut that record. We cut it. We're musicians.
We're officially musicians. That's Vivaldi X nasty dirty dirty, nasty, DJ, nasty, dirty, nasty, dirty.
Anyway, I reckon it's time to consult the Krog device so we can wrap this shit up.
OK, I think this one was mentioned on the show before, but this I think is going to be a big reset for this streak that you've been absolutely mounting.
OK, the challenge that I have for you fellas next week is the falling into place challenge.
Now, if you don't remember, this is you pick two songs and you drop them into place.
Now, they don't have to start at the exact same time. Right.
If you want one to start and then you want the other one to come in. Yes, but you can not edit it.
You can't edit. No. And I am saying that specifically because I don't want you to alter the key or the BPM.
Right. This is going to be an incredible challenge and understand that the main focus of the judgment is going to be on how well they mesh together.
This is fun and it's going to be easy to do too. You just have to do research. Download, download, put them next to each other.
I don't mean easy. Is it working? No. Really, it's the challenge is going to be the finding the songs.
Like that's going to be the challenge, not the then cutting it to put it in a place.
And we've definitely done something similar to this before, but it was blind.
Yes. This is not that you are able to listen to it and then you can move them. It's not like a do it once and that's it.
Yeah, but we can't stretch it. We can't correct it. Yeah, we can't.
See what I like about this challenge is that this is something that like happens with enough frequency that it's like, OK, we can we can make this happen.
But it's like it's never intentional. You know, like it's always a pleasant surprise. And so it's just now it's going to be kind of like digging through trying to hit one of those.
Yeah. And just having our fingers crossed. And hopefully this results in a track that is just amazing.
Like, Jesus Christ, this is the same song. Jesus Christ, what a pretty face. OK. On that note.
Kindred find someone that 7604 mashup.
You can call and sing your favorite brand new lyrics from the Devil in God are raging inside me.
Or you can say something else to moon men. No one's called it in a while and it makes us feel sad.
I'm going to call in. I'm going to call in and do an impression.
He's going to be very fun impressions and you guys do racist impressions.
And no one wants to hear that. It's going to be some unsavory caricatures, but not about who you might think.
Nope. It's going to be all about French people.
And I have some shit to say about them.
Shane and I both are legitimately racist against French people and British people.
And we want to get that off the show. So leave us a fucking voicemail.
And if you're from France or Britain, change your minds.
If you can. Bring it.
Anyway, 7604 mashup, shitty mashups dot com. Check out the YouTube page.
Shit is still uploading. If it's in bad quality, I actually changed my mind.
I think that's endearing and sounds fun. So I don't give a fuck. I like it.
If you want to hear a funnier version of the podcast, go to someone that sounds shittier.
We love you. Happy Friday. Have a good fucking weekend.
We will not be doing a Fourth of July mashup because I hate this country and most of the people that live in it.
But if you're celebrating, I hope you come out with all 10 digits.
If you don't want to celebrate Fourth of July, that is my cat's birthday.
And we have people over to celebrate his birthday and we make corn and not spaghetti.
Yeah, no, we don't make spaghetti. He eats the corn and we all we make a lot.
Hello. Hello. I fuck with the lot. That's sick.
I'm already a lot to the airport to pick up my girlfriend.
So, all right. Sorry. Sorry. We love you. Bye. Good luck. Bye.
Chitty mashups.com. We love you. Bye. Oh, and don't sue us.
Donald Trump. The car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel.
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides.
And a dark wind blows.
The government is corrupt.
And we're all so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn.
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.
And the machine is bleeding to death.
I feel it coming here now.
Oh, Lord.
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, Lord.
I've seen all this before.
But I don't know where you know who I am.
But I want to know so much today.
So, I will not rise.
I feel it coming here now.
Oh, Lord.
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh, my Lord.
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh, my Lord.
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Where are you?
I remember the way.
I'm full of love, giving everything for the first time.
The last time we ever met.
The land doesn't show the pain it holds.
So strange as it used to be.
I feel it coming here now.
Oh, Lord.
I'm waiting for someone.
Oh, Lord.