1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,200 Hey guys, eating some chips? 2 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:33,200 Well, see you later! 3 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:59,040 What's up y'all? 4 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,840 Welcome back to Shitty Mashups. 5 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,520 Thanks for joining us out here on the porch. 6 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:08,400 You know, we're just having a little bit of a porch hang. 7 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,760 You know, kind of a screened in situation. 8 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,200 I'm not very fond of bugs. 9 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,960 We got the moon breeze blowing. 10 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,720 This is the porch cast. 11 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:24,240 The Shitty Mashups porch cast, I am your rocking chair enjoyer Shane. 12 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:28,960 And joining me are my little pillow pals, Ryan and Ian. 13 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:29,960 Hello. 14 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:33,800 Hi, I'm a pillow pal and I'm trying to think of another porch activity. 15 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,560 I'm a tall glass of lemonade. 16 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:37,600 Oh, that's good. 17 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:42,000 And it's hot out so you know that shit do be condensing. 18 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,860 The shit condensing as hell. 19 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:45,960 I'm an Adirondack chair. 20 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:46,960 Nice. 21 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,800 That's more of a lawn chair than a porch chair. 22 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,180 It's okay. 23 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,480 Whatever chair you enjoy, man, we'll move it out here. 24 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,440 Ever watch TV on a porch? 25 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:56,920 Raccoons getting our trash. 26 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,240 Ever watch TV on a porch? 27 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,640 On a cell phone, I think watching an actual TV would be very cool. 28 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,640 No, I'm talking like, like run the extension cord through the window. 29 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:07,640 That would be cool. 30 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,200 On the porch, having like the football game on or something, you know. 31 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,200 I would do that. 32 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,720 I sounds dope as fuck right now. 33 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,720 Wouldn't do. 34 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:20,720 I haven't done that, but I have been to a sports bar before and it's pretty nice, I 35 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,720 guess. 36 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:27,720 Anyway, of course, what we do on this podcast besides talking about porch activities is 37 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:30,640 we make mashups, real bad ones. 38 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:33,000 Each week I give these guys a challenge. 39 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:36,440 Sometimes they're bad, so lately they haven't been very good. 40 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,080 Each week I give these guys a challenge and then around that challenge they make some 41 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,080 mashups. 42 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,900 The one from last week was the Antonim challenge. 43 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:45,900 Some little opposites. 44 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:46,900 Antonim. 45 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,520 That was pretty good. 46 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:53,520 Damn near killed them. 47 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,160 Pretty good. 48 00:02:55,160 --> 00:03:01,520 Ryan is actually on fire, maybe not with the jokes as much, but his tracks have been pretty 49 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,520 substantial. 50 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,560 And my skin is on fire. 51 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:10,720 Yeah, he's about to literally human torch his ass off. 52 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:16,920 He won last week with the song Scream Spur, which was a very fun track. 53 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,000 Yeah, heavy hitter. 54 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,200 I don't know, my memory was burning. 55 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,560 But anyway, the challenge that they have this week is actually one that I was looking forward 56 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,840 to when we came up with it. 57 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,720 I mean, when the Krog device bleeped it into existence. 58 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,420 And it's the night drive challenge. 59 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,040 This is the vibes based episode. 60 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:42,040 And I think I mentioned something about sunglasses, but I don't want to do it anymore. 61 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:47,820 Anyway, okay, Ryan will vibe enough for all of us. 62 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:52,800 So it's music you would sell to your friends like oh, pass me the aux cable, I have the 63 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:56,400 perfect nighttime drive song. 64 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,560 And you make some mashups. 65 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:01,760 And so how fun slash difficult was it to make these fellas? 66 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:09,040 Well, I wasn't really sure how to make a mashup out of Ryan's Cold Dreams mashup. 67 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:14,080 So I had to pivot. 68 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,580 But there was there was one song that I knew for sure that I wanted to use. 69 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:24,520 And then it was just kind of feeling out some stuff that I also enjoyed that would go with 70 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,520 it. 71 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,320 And I'm pretty happy with the result. 72 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,080 It's interesting that you went first considering I'm going first this week. 73 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:35,240 But regard, we're gonna move past that we're gonna move past that because we're professionals, 74 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,820 me especially. 75 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:44,040 But this is one of the this might be the first time that I fully made a mashup in my head. 76 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,040 And then it worked. 77 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:50,520 Like I didn't have to throw it away. 78 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,720 I was like, oh, you know what might go good together? 79 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:54,720 These things. 80 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,720 And in fact, they did. 81 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,720 I got it like first try. 82 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,720 It sounded good. 83 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,200 It's a little on the long side. 84 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:04,240 But who doesn't but so Z and and who doesn't like a nice long, you know, song, you need 85 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,640 to luxuriate in a night drive song. 86 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,360 Yeah, it's got to unfold itself to you. 87 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:13,960 You know, you can't just be like, it's got to build and you need time to build. 88 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,600 And this one builds. 89 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,760 I'm pretty fucking excited. 90 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,560 Should we just jump straight into it? 91 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,560 Let's fucking jump. 92 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 God damn. 93 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,560 All right. 94 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,740 Well, like Brian said, he goes first this week. 95 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:30,560 So let's get into his screamer of a track. 96 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:35,600 Oh, the cars on fire. 97 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:40,840 There's no driver at the wheel. 98 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,840 Very good nighttime drive song. 99 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:44,760 The sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely. 100 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,000 I have a story about listening to this song. 101 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,240 And a dark wind blows. 102 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:51,240 We'll get there. 103 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,240 Oh, fuck. 104 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,240 The government is corrupt. 105 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,240 Damn, you just got Ian. 106 00:05:54,240 --> 00:06:06,440 And we're all so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains. 107 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,440 Another hot Sunamiku song. 108 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,440 Yeah. 109 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,440 We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. 110 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,440 God damn. 111 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,440 The machine is fucking. 112 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,440 Oh, shit. 113 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,440 Are you like that shit? 114 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,440 Fuck. 115 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,440 It's a good transition. 116 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,440 Very good transition. 117 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:20,440 I feel it. 118 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:21,440 Very nice. 119 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:46,440 I'm waiting for the summer of all my life. 120 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:51,440 Oh, Lord. 121 00:06:51,440 --> 00:07:02,440 I see your face all night. 122 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:26,440 I don't know if you know who I am. 123 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:36,440 Very good. 124 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:59,440 Oh, yeah. 125 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,440 I'm really trying to get the music right right now. 126 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,440 Oh yeah. 127 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:31,440 I'm really trying to get the music right right now. 128 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:46,440 Wow. 129 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440 Very well done. 130 00:08:47,440 --> 00:09:02,440 Wow. 131 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,440 Hell yeah. 132 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,440 That was a journey, man. 133 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,440 Break that shit down. 134 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,440 Yeah, so I call that... 135 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,440 One second, I gotta pull out my shit. 136 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:21,440 I call that... it's not a very good name, but I call it D. Gouser Flag Collins. 137 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,440 There was nothing I could... so the track names are... 138 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,440 My name is similar. 139 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:34,440 Yeah, so the first track, the cars on fire, is Dead Flag Blues by Godspeed You Black Emperor. 140 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:42,440 And then the second backing track that comes in is D. Gouser by Brand New. 141 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,440 And then the vocal line is In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins. 142 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:53,440 And I tried just about every fucking combination of words, and I could not make anything clever for the name. 143 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,440 So we have Dead... or D. Gouser Flag Collins. 144 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:00,440 And that's just... and Lake and Pool. 145 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:04,440 And that's just how we're doing it. 146 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,440 I'm sitting here trying to do it, and I... 147 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,440 There's nothing. 148 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,440 There's nothing. 149 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,440 I could say God... oh wait, hang on. 150 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,440 Now, Godspeed You Black Emperor is a funny name. 151 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:20,440 I feel like maybe I should have... so should it be D. Gous Speed You, Phil Collins? 152 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,440 Here's where I'm at right now. 153 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:31,440 Is make the D of D. Gouser like the of In the Air Tonight, so like in D. Gous Flag Blues. 154 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,440 I don't know, man. 155 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,440 Yeah. 156 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,440 Yeah, but... 157 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:36,440 I got nothing for you. 158 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:40,440 Yeah, so I was just sitting there, I was like, what are some songs I like to listen to on a night drive? 159 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:44,440 And I'm just like, well, D. Gouser is definitely one. 160 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:50,440 Godspeed You Black Emperor is one that I've done with Shane and Ian specifically, I remember. 161 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,440 Oh yeah. 162 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,440 So I was like, so I gotta do that. 163 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:58,440 And then In the Air Tonight is just such a good vibe song, you know? 164 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:08,440 But I just thought about what tracks I listen to, and then I was like, huh, you know what might kind of work is D. Gouser with Phil Collins, like... 165 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,440 I can feel it. 166 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:15,440 And I was like, yeah, and then I remember Dead Flag Blues, and I'm like, well, at least for an intro, it would be good. 167 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,440 Yeah. 168 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:21,440 And the fact that the backing tone there happened to be in key with D. Gouser. 169 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,440 Yeah, that was insane. 170 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:26,440 As soon as I heard it come in, I was like, there's no way it just works so perfectly. 171 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:34,440 And that's especially a good night driving song, because that track is like 19 minutes long. 172 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:42,440 I want to make a video of people in a club, you know, as the DJ is building up to a drop. 173 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:47,440 And then as soon as that... I open up my wallet and it's full of blood or whatever the last line there was. 174 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,440 We can do it at my wedding, dude. 175 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,440 We can stage a TikTok at my wedding, bro. 176 00:11:52,440 --> 00:12:01,440 I imagine going to see those bands, especially Godspeed, it's like motherfuckers are going to be sad and standing still. 177 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:07,440 It's not going to be a lot of jumping around, but I love the idea of a crowd just going absolutely nuts. 178 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:15,440 I don't know, man. I was just at a Sprain midwife have a nice life concert and it's some of the most depressing music you could listen to. 179 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,440 But people were losing their goddamn minds. 180 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:18,440 You saw Sprain? 181 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,440 Flanders fans are just cool people. 182 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,440 You saw Sprain? 183 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,440 Sprain's great. 184 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:25,440 We saw Sprain and agriculture and... 185 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,440 Drows. 186 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:30,440 That's a good show. I would have liked to see Drows, but... 187 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:35,440 Agriculture blew my fucking dick off of my body like a rocket. 188 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:37,440 It was something. 189 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,440 It was black metal. Ian didn't like it. 190 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,440 That's fine. 191 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,440 I enjoyed the experience of going to the show with you. 192 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,440 Yeah. 193 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,440 He's not going to listen to the record when it comes out July 21st. 194 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,440 Oh, God, no. 195 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,440 That's the same thing. 196 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:53,440 The people that came to the concert with me were Alexis, my fiance, and our friend Gilly. 197 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,440 It's not generally their kind of music, but they still had a good time. 198 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:01,440 Everyone got no fun t-shirts. 199 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,440 I got one for you too, Shane, for when you're out here. 200 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440 What size? 201 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,440 Medium. 202 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,440 Okay, it will be too small. 203 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,440 All right, muscle man. 204 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,440 Fat man. 205 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,440 Cut it into a little tank. 206 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,440 Cut it into a little crop top, a little slutty crop top that just says no fun. 207 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:20,440 That's a very nice gift. Thank you. 208 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:25,440 Alexis got a large, but that's for her to sleep in. 209 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:29,440 Everybody need a big sleeping bag. 210 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:37,440 When we saw Greet Death, the one time I saw him before I had to leave early because I had to work the next day, but this time it was a Saturday night. 211 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:45,440 It was me, Ian, the homie, AC, just a band outing without our drummer, S, unfortunately. 212 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:53,440 I was like, if they have this shirt from the last time I saw him, because they were still playing when I left, I couldn't just take it from the merch table or whatever. 213 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:59,440 I was like, okay, they didn't have it. I was like, okay, I'm going to buy it on their band camp or on their store or whatever. 214 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,440 It wasn't on there. 215 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,440 Literally just have to wait until they come back. 216 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,440 And they came back and they had the shirt, but they only had an extra large. 217 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,440 I bought it anyway because it's amazing. 218 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:15,440 Would you like to actually, I don't know if I can pull it up real quick. 219 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:26,440 This isn't related to anything other than the fact that I was just hitting my vape pen, but how cool would it be to like mod a vape pen so that it looked like Captain Picard's flute from Next Generation? 220 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,440 That would be sick. 221 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,440 Oh, here's the shirt. I did find an image of it. 222 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,440 I'm posting, I'm pasting it in the thing now. 223 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,440 It's not as bright as that. 224 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,440 That's fucking cool, dude. 225 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:45,440 It's a little less kind of ridiculously bright, but yeah, I like it. 226 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,440 So I understand buying a shirt that's too big because it rocks. 227 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:54,440 But anyway, Ian, during that track, you said you had a dead flag blues story. 228 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:58,440 Oh, yeah, I was driving. I think I was driving to Topeka one time. 229 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,440 It's hot in Topeka. 230 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,440 I knew he was going to do that. 231 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,440 Do it every time. 232 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:11,440 But it was like crazy foggy out and there was like nobody on the highway. 233 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:17,440 And like it was premium listening conditions for fucking dead flag blues. 234 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,440 Like it was like I almost got too scared where I was like, I need to change. 235 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,440 This is too spooky. 236 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:29,440 I was like, I'm going to start seeing like the fucking creatures from the mist walking around in the distance. 237 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,440 We've got perfect endings. 238 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,440 Shane and I used to be pretty scared of the mist. 239 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,440 Yeah. Yeah. Good ass. 240 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,440 He used to get real foggy around where we live. 241 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,440 Yeah, dude. 242 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:47,440 So the first time I ever heard dead flag blues, it was after it was a party at Ian's apartment, a cursed place. 243 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,440 And I had stayed up all night because I hadn't been able to sleep. 244 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,440 I was in the bed next to him and he fell asleep. 245 00:15:54,440 --> 00:16:00,440 But I waited until the morning and I think I got up and went out to the living room. 246 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:06,440 And our homie Carter was getting up too and he was just like, do you want me to like take you home or whatever? 247 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,440 It's like, yeah, sure. 248 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,440 Because I think I got it right over there. 249 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,440 And he was like, OK. 250 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:21,440 His thing was he would get up in the morning and it was when McDonald's had one dollar large drinks and he would go and get a Sprite just as an early morning little something. 251 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:29,440 And so after we left the McDonald's drive through, he was like, OK, we may not be able to finish this whole song, but you should check this out. 252 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,440 And he put on dead flag blues. 253 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:40,440 And it was a combination of me having not slept all night and the song being so heavy the first time I heard it, I felt like I was going to be sick. 254 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,440 I was like, it's starting to turn my stomach. 255 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:49,440 I was like, this is so intense just because it's almost overwhelming the first time I heard it. 256 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:54,440 Your stomach is very susceptible to exterior stresses like that, too. 257 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,440 So, like, I believe it. 258 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,440 All of my emotions, too, like it used to not be like this. 259 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:06,440 But after my sister passed away, I saw something on Twitter the other day that was like, what's the last piece of media that made you cry? 260 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:11,440 I was like, homeboy, what's the last piece of media that I didn't cry when I was experiencing? 261 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,440 It's everything. 262 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,440 I'll just be like driving in the car, singing a song and start crying. 263 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,440 Yeah, that's crazy. 264 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:27,440 That happens to me, too, definitely of like getting older is like a lyrical like suddenly hit different and then I tear up and then I'm just like, yeah, such a little. 265 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,440 Where did this come from? 266 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:37,440 It's tough, too, because I'm singing and like I get a big lump in my throat. 267 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,440 We are the emo boys. 268 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,440 I definitely started crying at a TikTok the other day. 269 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,440 Oh, dude, they get me. 270 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,440 They get me. 271 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,440 That's so sick. 272 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:53,440 It was just the the the the slide shows of like uplifting memes of just like look at the infinite beauty of the world. 273 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,440 And I'm like, it really is beautiful. 274 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,440 The triumph of human spirit. 275 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:03,440 I saw a video on Twitter today of a chimpanzee that was rescued from a lab where they kept it in a tiny cage. 276 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,440 And it was in there for, I think, 10 years. 277 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:12,440 And you could see its reaction to seeing the sky when the first thing it did was charge over and hug its homie. 278 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,440 And then it just looked up and it looked at the sky and perfectly you could see its face. 279 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,440 It was just like. 280 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:21,440 And he was walking around, looking around, and I started crying. 281 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,440 I was like, they're just guys. 282 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,440 They're just guys. 283 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,440 Chimpanzees are guys and bears, too. 284 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,440 There's guys. 285 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:38,440 A video that started out as like a joke, like a joking like interaction between like the dog that was the first dog in space, the dog that the Russians sent to space. 286 00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,440 And it was like like and like mission control talking. 287 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:49,440 And then it's like like a talking about like coming back home and then I've seen it's like it's dog content, man. 288 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,440 Dog stuff. 289 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,440 It's using the fucking score. 290 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,440 This is actually exactly why I've been listening to the social network score. 291 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,440 Shane, I know I played it the other day. 292 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:05,440 It's because it used that song and I was like, oh, fuck, that song got me to like that was like the always loved the social network. 293 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,440 Social network score is great. 294 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,440 It's fucking great. 295 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,440 And didn't they do something else together? 296 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,440 Trent and Atticus Ross have done a few film scores. 297 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,440 I don't remember what all. 298 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:18,440 Oh, you know, didn't they do. 299 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,440 It was another of that guys. 300 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,440 Didn't they do Zodiac? 301 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,440 That sounds right. 302 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,440 Because it's another David Fincher flick. 303 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,440 But it came out in like oh five. 304 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,440 I don't know. 305 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,440 I don't think I don't think so. 306 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,440 When was that released, though? 307 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,440 Oh, seven. 308 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,440 Shit was close. 309 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,440 You're right. 310 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,440 For movies, I can get kind of close. 311 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,440 Albums, I can usually nail it. 312 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,440 Anyway, that's enough dicking around, I guess. 313 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,440 It was a good fucking track, Ryan. 314 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,440 Thank you. 315 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,440 It was a good fucking track. 316 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,440 Thank you. 317 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,440 Should we should we check out Ian's and see if he could dethrone the champ right now? 318 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,440 Let's do it. 319 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,440 Let's do it. 320 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:12,440 I think I got a chance. 321 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:18,440 Oh, shit. 322 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,440 With the last track on the album, too. 323 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:26,440 That's how baller. 324 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:38,440 I'm not familiar with it. 325 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:47,440 It is such a good thing. 326 00:20:47,440 --> 00:21:13,440 I'm not familiar with it. 327 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:38,440 I love the rising. 328 00:21:38,440 --> 00:22:07,440 Amazing. 329 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,440 Very nice. 330 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:56,440 I like the bass coming in right there. 331 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,440 Yeah. 332 00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:12,440 I really liked how that worked out structurally there. 333 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:17,440 It has a real smoke vibe. 334 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:24,440 Mine's a different kind of smoke. 335 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,440 That's high brand though, actually, Ian. 336 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,440 The fact that I was just listening to this vibe and I'm like, I have smoke on the whole 337 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440 of the people. 338 00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,440 Yeah. 339 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,440 What a great thing, Ryan. 340 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:41,440 I hope you smoke people on the road. 341 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,440 This man is an absolute menace on the road. 342 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,440 He's going 20 under, arms fully out the window. 343 00:23:49,440 --> 00:24:04,440 Oddly enough, feet on the dashboard somehow. 344 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:09,440 Cruise control set to 20 under. 345 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,440 I don't want to go too fast, man. 346 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,440 It's about slowing down and enjoying things. 347 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,440 It's about the journey, though, not the destination. 348 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,440 If I was trying to get there fast, then I wouldn't have smoked weed. 349 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,440 I'm just chilling in the car, driving, smoking weed. 350 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,440 All right, brother Ian. 351 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,440 If you want to go fast, go alone. 352 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,440 Break that shit down for us. 353 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,440 If you want to go fast, drink before you drive. 354 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,440 If you want to go far, take your fan. 355 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,440 You want to crash your car. 356 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,440 Oh, man. 357 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,440 That's called Ireneably Numb. 358 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,440 I like that though. 359 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,440 It's good. 360 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:48,440 Yeah, so the instrumental is Irene by Beach House and the vocal line is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd. 361 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,440 Sometimes a side chick ain't even really a side chick. 362 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,440 Sometimes it's the 2008 release by Beach House called Bloom. 363 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:03,440 See, my joke was I was going to say I didn't know her last name was Floyd. 364 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,440 We used to love those memes. 365 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,440 Yeah, think about that one for a minute. 366 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:11,440 That's from a 2007 meme from the music board of 4chan. 367 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:17,440 Yeah, so I knew I wanted to use Comfortably Numb because we used to roll around and you and me, Shane, 368 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:28,440 and we would put our seats back in the car as far back as possible and light a cigarette and just sit there and just vibe. 369 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,440 It's so funny. 370 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,440 We were like, oh yeah, we're going to vibe. 371 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,440 Let's smoke a cigarette. 372 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,440 There are people that still do that. 373 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,440 When you're addicted to nicotine, that is very relaxing. 374 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,440 There are people that still do that. 375 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:46,440 But now being on the I Quit Smoking like five years ago and now it's just like the fuck, thanks. 376 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,440 It was way easier than it is for most people. 377 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,440 It's because we're Bill Dipperly. 378 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:57,440 Well, it's like we don't need to talk about why and how I quit smoking. 379 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:08,440 But thinking about it now is just so funny because the idea of like really vibing and being in a mellow space and doing something that actively stresses you out and raises your blood pressure. 380 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440 It's like, sure. 381 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,440 I don't know. 382 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,440 Just like punch you in the head instead. 383 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,440 That would be even better than the cigarette. 384 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,440 Yeah, I don't know. 385 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,440 Cigarettes are tight. 386 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,440 We love smoking here on the moon. 387 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,440 They sent us up here in the 1960s. 388 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,440 Maybe my sibling have said that to each other for years. 389 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,440 I quit filterless. 390 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,440 I still smoke with filters and it doesn't count. 391 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,440 Cigs are tight. 392 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,440 Cigs are tight. 393 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,440 Oh, I thought you were. 394 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,440 Yeah. 395 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,440 But anyway, I knew I wanted to use that. 396 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,440 And I thought about a few different things. 397 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,440 I thought about a real hero. 398 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,440 But I thought that might be like two on the nose. 399 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,440 See, I'm really glad that neither of you actually chose drive music. 400 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,440 Like that and night call. 401 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,440 Yeah. 402 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,440 Like it's two on the nose. 403 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,440 But it's also pretty good. 404 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,440 They're so good. 405 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,440 But literally it's so good. 406 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,440 And they served their purpose. 407 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:10,440 And so instead of just trying to fucking jack that steez and be like, yeah, this is my late night driving mashup. 408 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,440 I use songs from the drive soundtrack. 409 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,440 I used college and Kavinsky. 410 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:20,440 Yeah, it feels like the same as like, oh, yeah, here, check out my record collection. 411 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:26,440 And it's just like kind of blue and the blue and the blue album, just a whole bunch of albums. 412 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,440 You know, why does this guy like blues? 413 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,440 Yeah, it's like Abbey Thriller. 414 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,440 Yeah. 415 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:37,440 And, you know, yeah, it's the it's the it's the it's all my thing. 416 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,440 It's all exclusively purchased. 417 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,440 No, it's OK. 418 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,440 That's what your record collection looks like. 419 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,440 You should enjoy your record collection. 420 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,440 But throughout those songs once. 421 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:55,440 Listen to some of the songs from the podcast and maybe use the Beatles record to even out a chair leg or something. 422 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,440 I don't know. 423 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,440 Ian likes the Beatles. 424 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,440 He likes the ultimate frisbee. 425 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,440 I don't dislike the Beatles. 426 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,440 Ian loves the Beatles. 427 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,440 They're like his favorite band. 428 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,440 He was doing this eye thing. 429 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:11,440 Did you see him do the eye thing when he's like, I don't dislike the Beatles. 430 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,440 Per se. 431 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,440 I'm just not as much of a Beatles hater. 432 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,440 That's fine. 433 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,440 I can shit on the Beatles plenty, though. 434 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:26,440 I mean, like I still am of the like like the idea of like Danny Boyle's yesterday where a guy wakes up and the Beatles didn't exist. 435 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,440 And then he does it anyway. 436 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:32,440 And then he makes the Beatles. 437 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:39,440 The idea that we would be in 2020 whenever that movie came out as a 19 or whatever. 438 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:53,440 The idea that that music would suddenly that he writing that music for the first time in 2019 and it would be popular is so fucking laughable because like I want to hold your hand bangs on Tic Toc. 439 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,440 Yeah, I probably would. 440 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,440 You're right. 441 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,440 It's a song about holding hands. 442 00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,440 You know who has hands? 443 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,440 The devil. 444 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,440 He uses them for holding. 445 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,440 Shout out to Lockhart. 446 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:13,440 Anyone who's listening to this, if you haven't seen the movie, Walk Hard, turn this off immediately and go watch that movie. 447 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,440 You'll understand more about us and life in general after watching. 448 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,440 It's so fucking good. 449 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,440 The Dewey Cox, the Ballad of Dewey Cox. 450 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,440 Is it the Dewey Cox story or the Ballad of Dewey Cox? 451 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440 It doesn't matter. 452 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,440 If you type Walk Hard, nothing else is going to come up. 453 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,440 Anyway, the Dewey Cox story. 454 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440 Ian. 455 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,440 Yeah. 456 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:46,440 Do you remember the time that we both got very baked and turned off all the lights and on the TV used the I think I had my computer hooked to my TV with an HDMI cable. 457 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,440 Yeah. 458 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:55,440 We watched the video that Beach House did in the first kind of running for Bloom. 459 00:29:55,440 --> 00:30:02,440 They did a kind of retrospective of the album where they were driving to different places in I think they're from Houston. 460 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,440 And so they were in Texas, like in the fucking desert. 461 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,440 And it was getting progressively later as they were performing these songs live. 462 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:16,440 And the last I think two songs were done in like headlights of several trucks. 463 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,440 By headlights of cars. 464 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,440 It's called Forever Still. 465 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,440 If you want to go look it up on YouTube. 466 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,440 It's amazing. 467 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,440 That was on my mind for sure. 468 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:30,440 And we were like, dude, we should make music videos. 469 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,440 And then we made one. 470 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,440 Yeah. 471 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,440 Yeah. 472 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:43,440 No, I ultimately like I said, I was thinking about like trying to use kind of a synthwave song, but I just I wasn't feeling it. 473 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:54,440 I was looking at other stuff that matched. I thought about trying the regulator, but that's not as much of a night drive to me as it is a swamp drive. 474 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440 Stormy drive. 475 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:57,440 Stormy drive. Yeah. 476 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,440 About to thunderstorm, humid as fuck, gray clouds. 477 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,440 Yeah. 478 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440 Yeah. I love all that. 479 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,440 I also thought about using Knives by L'Amolo because that's a good song. 480 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440 I don't know if I know that one. 481 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,440 Oh my God. I forgot about that song. 482 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,440 I forgot about that whole band. 483 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,440 Yeah. A song Rules. 484 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,440 They're a band from I think Washington back when I used to try and review albums on Tumblr. 485 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,440 They thanked me for my positive review of their record. 486 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,440 Oh, that's sweet. 487 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,440 It rocked. It was a good record. 488 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,440 L'Amolo. 489 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,440 Good. Fuck. I gotta listen to that tomorrow. 490 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,440 Good shit. 491 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,440 Yeah. That's pretty much all I gotta say about it. 492 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:39,440 So I have one last final funny story before we get into the judgment. 493 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:52,440 I found one of my favorite Dusk into Night Drive songs back when I used to play video games with homies from California and all over. 494 00:31:52,440 --> 00:32:02,440 I was introduced to so many online video game friends from like a Discord server, but not like in a dangerous, I'm going to get arrested kind of way. 495 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,440 Shout out 72 Pin Connector. Shout out Josh. I love you, Ember. 496 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,440 Ryan, you know Josh. 497 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,440 It was those fellas. And we would all play Grand Theft Auto Online together. 498 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:18,440 And Grand Theft Auto Online has the same function as other Grand Theft Auto games used to have where you could import your own music. 499 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:24,440 So I put a fuckload of my music in there and it was a Macintosh Plus song. 500 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:30,440 And I was literally driving in game as the sun was going down. 501 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:35,440 And I'm like sitting directly in front of my computer monitor. I'm dialed the fuck in. 502 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:40,440 And I'm driving in this car and this song comes on. It's like a nice car. 503 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:49,440 And I'm on like this ocean drive. I pull off the road in Grand Theft Auto and watch the waves come in on this beach, listening to the song. 504 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,440 And I'm just losing my shit. 505 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:57,440 Man finding the beauty in life in Grand Theft Auto. And that's beautiful, honestly. 506 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:02,440 Bro, it helps. I am not even going to be able to say what song it is. 507 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:08,440 It's on that one Macintosh Plus album and it looks like the word Echo. That's the best I can do. 508 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:15,440 It's a good one. I really like it. So consider Vaporwave for nighttime driving music, I guess. 509 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:21,440 Vaporwave 2024. That's what it's going to be. That's my president. That's it. 510 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,440 Vaporwave for president. It's just a glitched stone statue. 511 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:32,440 Yeah, it's the statue of David, but kind of glitchy. The statue of David with a palm tree and it's pink. 512 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:39,440 Hell yeah. 3D rotating floppy disk for president 2024. 513 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,440 I'm actually proud to announce my running mate. 514 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:50,440 The weird carpet in an arcade that glows in the dark for vice president 2024. 515 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:55,440 I'm running. Remember? Yeah, I remember running for president. 516 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,440 You're going to be the one who eats soup. I wear shorts. 517 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,440 You wear shorts. I thought you were the one where you eat soup and then you blow up like the... 518 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:10,440 Statistically, no one can be president if they're under like 6'2 and Ian is running for the short party. 519 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:14,440 That's what I remember. Alright. Sure. Why not? 520 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:20,440 What the fuck? It's true. It's true. There's been like two presidents under 6'2. 521 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:25,440 One of them is like John Adams. It's crazy. Big boys on top. Short king. 522 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,440 Trump is tall. I always forget that because he looks so small. He's taller than us. 523 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:36,440 I know, but he looks so small. He's also fat. I don't give a shit. I could fucking... 524 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:42,440 Lay him out. Hair full. One punch. I'm not saying... I'm not making a threat. 525 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:47,440 He's just saying he could. I'm just saying. You can just wink. 526 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:52,440 Give me one punch on Trump. One punch. I can end his life. 527 00:34:52,440 --> 00:35:01,440 What if he doesn't move? What if you give it like 10 out of 10, break your wrist, and he just kind of goes... 528 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:08,440 Wow, is that really all that you've got? Listen, no one takes a punch better than me, folks. 529 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,440 Stop. I don't want him to be doing fucking Trump impressions on our podcast. 530 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,440 Mine's not very good. It was pretty good. 531 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,440 At that point, I know I'm dead. Yeah. 532 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:26,440 So I would just go feral. I would just go feral. I would try to rip his throat out with my teeth. 533 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:32,440 That's like how Edward Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys ripped Renesme out of Bella with his teeth in the birth scene. 534 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,440 You remember that? That's fucked up, dude. I am finished with Twilight now. 535 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,440 Oh, nice. We should probably go to the judgment. 536 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,440 Yeah. Okay, let's go to the judgment. 537 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:49,440 All right. The winner of the Knight Drive Challenge is... 538 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:55,440 My bones hurt, dude. I think I made a good track, but low key I hope it's you because I... 539 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440 Ryan. Fuck. 540 00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,440 Aw, nuts. The misery continues. 541 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:07,440 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay because I have a good feeling. 542 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,440 I have a good feeling that your reign might come to an end. 543 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,440 I mean, you're in shambles. How are you supposed to continue? 544 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:21,440 When you go in there, could you take some of these bits just because they're falling off and... 545 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,440 Oh, yeah. Toss them in the garbage. 546 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,440 Just throw them in the incinerator. Just jump in with them. 547 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,440 All right, sure. Well, we'll see you in a minute, Ian. Congratulations. I love you, Ian. 548 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,440 I'll drive you, Ian. I love you. Bye. 549 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,440 You know, when the transition between dead... 550 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:44,440 When it's like, there's software and blows or whatever the line is, and then the fucking guitar part comes in for D. Gausser... 551 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:52,440 I knew I had won right there from both of your reactions. I was like, yep, I did it. I've done it. 552 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,440 That was money. That was money. 553 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,440 But you would have had to... 554 00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,440 Welcome back. 555 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,440 I'm back. 556 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,440 Welcome back. 557 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:07,440 You would have had to have fucked up royally after that to like... 558 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,440 And granted, In the Air Tonight was not my favorite choice, but it worked. 559 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,440 And it didn't... I mean, it carried on. 560 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:22,440 It wasn't as incredible as that moment throughout the rest of it. But I mean, how was that possible? 561 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,440 Exactly. I was like, I can't match that. So I'm just going to do my best. 562 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,440 The flecks of gold are still fucking gold. 563 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:35,440 Exactly. It's that transition and getting the drum fill in, I think, honestly. 564 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:43,440 That's what I feel. I feel like the vocal line was fine, but it doesn't really do it any favors until you get to the drum line part. 565 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:49,440 And that sounds pretty cool. I only wish that I had done something to make it feel bigger after that drum fill, 566 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:57,440 because then it just kind of goes back to just brand new and him saying, I kind of wish I had maybe brought dead flag glues back in with the tone. 567 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,440 Put the train in. Put the train sounds in. 568 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,440 That would have been... If I was a smarter man, I would have done that. 569 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:11,440 Oh, man. OK. I'm going to say this on air right now. I have our cold open next week. 570 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:21,440 I know what it's going to be. And it's going to be me reading you guys the back of one of my favorite records in my collection, which is The Sound of Trains. 571 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:28,440 All right. Oh, I like that one. I was I was with you when you bought it. This is a little tease. This is a little tease for that. 572 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:33,440 But it's it's one of the most wild descriptions of a thing. It's true. 573 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:39,440 So it's way more unhinged than you would think. And some weird record you find at Half Price Books. 574 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:46,440 Shane has heard it before, but do you know what to give it to you, Ryan, and to our listening audience. So tune in next week for that. 575 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:53,440 I would love to hear that. You know, what would be just like a kind of cool thing in the show, but I don't know if it would muddy the waters too much. 576 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:59,440 But I know we would like it is if we if we like if you talked about that, right? 577 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:07,440 Like I have a couple of weird records, too, you know, that like it'd be cool to kind of talk about that once in a while. 578 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:16,440 I don't know if I have weird record. I have the I got like a bootleg of the Pokemon Red and Blue soundtrack that I got in Portland. 579 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:21,440 And the album art is like a like a colored pencil drawing of all the one fifty one Pokemon. 580 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:26,440 But like most of them are smoking weed. That's red. 581 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:32,440 Yeah, most of mine are just right down the middle, except for the one that we made that you press the vinyl. 582 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,440 Yeah. Yeah. That's a special one. That was actually a lathe cut. So it was not pressed. 583 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,440 Oh, but whatever. We cut that record. We cut it. We're musicians. 584 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:51,440 We're officially musicians. That's Vivaldi X nasty dirty dirty, nasty, DJ, nasty, dirty, nasty, dirty. 585 00:39:51,440 --> 00:40:04,440 Anyway, I reckon it's time to consult the Krog device so we can wrap this shit up. 586 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:16,440 OK, I think this one was mentioned on the show before, but this I think is going to be a big reset for this streak that you've been absolutely mounting. 587 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:25,440 OK, the challenge that I have for you fellas next week is the falling into place challenge. 588 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:35,440 Now, if you don't remember, this is you pick two songs and you drop them into place. 589 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,440 Now, they don't have to start at the exact same time. Right. 590 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:45,440 If you want one to start and then you want the other one to come in. Yes, but you can not edit it. 591 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:54,440 You can't edit. No. And I am saying that specifically because I don't want you to alter the key or the BPM. 592 00:40:54,440 --> 00:41:06,440 Right. This is going to be an incredible challenge and understand that the main focus of the judgment is going to be on how well they mesh together. 593 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:15,440 This is fun and it's going to be easy to do too. You just have to do research. Download, download, put them next to each other. 594 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:22,440 I don't mean easy. Is it working? No. Really, it's the challenge is going to be the finding the songs. 595 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:27,440 Like that's going to be the challenge, not the then cutting it to put it in a place. 596 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:32,440 And we've definitely done something similar to this before, but it was blind. 597 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:41,440 Yes. This is not that you are able to listen to it and then you can move them. It's not like a do it once and that's it. 598 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,440 Yeah, but we can't stretch it. We can't correct it. Yeah, we can't. 599 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:52,440 See what I like about this challenge is that this is something that like happens with enough frequency that it's like, OK, we can we can make this happen. 600 00:41:52,440 --> 00:42:03,440 But it's like it's never intentional. You know, like it's always a pleasant surprise. And so it's just now it's going to be kind of like digging through trying to hit one of those. 601 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:13,440 Yeah. And just having our fingers crossed. And hopefully this results in a track that is just amazing. 602 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:20,440 Like, Jesus Christ, this is the same song. Jesus Christ, what a pretty face. OK. On that note. 603 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,440 Kindred find someone that 7604 mashup. 604 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:30,440 You can call and sing your favorite brand new lyrics from the Devil in God are raging inside me. 605 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:39,440 Or you can say something else to moon men. No one's called it in a while and it makes us feel sad. 606 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,440 I'm going to call in. I'm going to call in and do an impression. 607 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:48,440 He's going to be very fun impressions and you guys do racist impressions. 608 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:55,440 And no one wants to hear that. It's going to be some unsavory caricatures, but not about who you might think. 609 00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:02,440 Nope. It's going to be all about French people. 610 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,440 And I have some shit to say about them. 611 00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:10,440 Shane and I both are legitimately racist against French people and British people. 612 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,440 And we want to get that off the show. So leave us a fucking voicemail. 613 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,440 And if you're from France or Britain, change your minds. 614 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,440 If you can. Bring it. 615 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,440 Anyway, 7604 mashup, shitty mashups dot com. Check out the YouTube page. 616 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,440 Shit is still uploading. If it's in bad quality, I actually changed my mind. 617 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,440 I think that's endearing and sounds fun. So I don't give a fuck. I like it. 618 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:38,440 If you want to hear a funnier version of the podcast, go to someone that sounds shittier. 619 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,440 We love you. Happy Friday. Have a good fucking weekend. 620 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:49,440 We will not be doing a Fourth of July mashup because I hate this country and most of the people that live in it. 621 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:54,440 But if you're celebrating, I hope you come out with all 10 digits. 622 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,440 If you don't want to celebrate Fourth of July, that is my cat's birthday. 623 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:05,440 And we have people over to celebrate his birthday and we make corn and not spaghetti. 624 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:10,440 Yeah, no, we don't make spaghetti. He eats the corn and we all we make a lot. 625 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,440 Hello. Hello. I fuck with the lot. That's sick. 626 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,440 I'm already a lot to the airport to pick up my girlfriend. 627 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:24,440 So, all right. Sorry. Sorry. We love you. Bye. Good luck. Bye. 628 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,440 Chitty mashups.com. We love you. Bye. Oh, and don't sue us. 629 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:39,440 Donald Trump. The car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel. 630 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:45,440 And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides. 631 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:54,440 And a dark wind blows. 632 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,440 The government is corrupt. 633 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:07,440 And we're all so many drugs with the radio on and the curtains drawn. 634 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,440 We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine. 635 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:28,440 And the machine is bleeding to death. 636 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:37,440 I feel it coming here now. 637 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:42,440 Oh, Lord. 638 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,440 I'm waiting for someone. 639 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,440 Oh, my Lord. 640 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:54,440 Oh, Lord. 641 00:45:54,440 --> 00:46:00,440 I've seen all this before. 642 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:07,440 But I don't know where you know who I am. 643 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:14,440 But I want to know so much today. 644 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:21,440 So, I will not rise. 645 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:28,440 I feel it coming here now. 646 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:33,440 Oh, Lord. 647 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:38,440 I'm waiting for someone. 648 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,440 Oh, my Lord. 649 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,440 I'm waiting for someone. 650 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:48,440 Oh, my Lord. 651 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,440 I'm waiting for someone. 652 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:56,440 Oh, my Lord. 653 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,440 Oh, Lord. 654 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,440 Where are you? 655 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:09,440 I remember the way. 656 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:18,440 I'm full of love, giving everything for the first time. 657 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:27,440 The last time we ever met. 658 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:33,440 The land doesn't show the pain it holds. 659 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:41,440 So strange as it used to be. 660 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:50,440 I feel it coming here now. 661 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,440 Oh, Lord. 662 00:47:54,440 --> 00:48:03,440 I'm waiting for someone. 663 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:31,440 Oh, Lord.