Can I tell you guys something fucked up that happened to me this week? Yeah sure
Okay, so Shane you remember our mailman from the the our house that we lived in together. Yeah
so, you know
He was cool. You know, there's my mailman all through cove it like I
You know
Chat with him pretty frequently because I'd be like sitting on the front porch smoking cigarettes and whatever and he's a super cool, dude
Shouts out to him his name Michael
Anyway, I moved in with Jill and I don't think we're his regular route anymore. I think there's a differentiation
But like occasionally he does deliver the mail here and so I like
Was walking up to the houses. He was coming up for like the first time in a while and so I was like, oh hey
what's up, man, and we were chatting for a minute and he was asking what I was doing for work and I said
I was like, oh I do. I'm on the moon. Tell I'm on the moon making mashups and
He I mean my earth avatar works at a hotel doing audio visual shit
and
He was like, oh what what hotel and I was like, oh this one I'm not gonna say it
I'm gonna dox your work. I'm not gonna dox it with the six people that listen to our podcast that also all know
Where I work in a hotel and be like, hey, there's a fucking lame guy that works. Yeah
but
Again, he's like my mom works there Liz and I was like, oh shit. Yeah, I know Liz. She's one of the front desk
People and she's she's super nice too for the most part
Except for about what's about to happen. I was like, oh, yeah, I love I love Liz and I was like old
Tell her that you know in that small world blah blah blah
so didn't see her at work for like a couple of days, but then finally I was walking by and
She was there and I was like, oh, I'm just real air
I just found out the other day that that your son's my mailman and we started chatting for a minute and we were
Talking about him and whatever and then very abruptly she goes
Do you use this bathroom in the office
What and because so there's so like within the hotel
There's like an administrative area like it's like the back office with all like the salespeople offices and stuff and there's a little
Small like one-person restroom there
I was like, yeah
It's like
Are you the one?
pooping in there
It's a bathroom like and like
For the last like few days I've had some
Kind of mild tummy stuff going on. Uh-huh. So you have been the one pooping
So I have been you know kind of frequenting it. I mean you got MTS. It's all okay. Okay. Yes, but she goes
you know, I'd go use the one over like by the restaurant cuz
You know, it's nobody's ever back there at all. And I just know some of the women, you know been kind of complaining
Out of nowhere and I was just like
Okay, I'm like
Walked back to my desk in a haze. I know what happened. I know what like I haven't I like I I haven't even fully
Processed it yet. Like I'm honestly still in shock. Like I haven't really I
Know what happened I know what happened
by initiating that conversation and sharing that little bit of
Overlap in y'all's lives you have unlocked a new level of being familiar with someone that she felt comfortable
You know kind of like telling you that you had something in between your teeth as it were
In regards to your bathroom habits like it's been a thing
You just weren't aware of it and she was doing you the solid as her new more familiar work acquaintance
Dare I say it depending on how you react to this
it will directly affect the process in which you continue to be familiar with this person and
Hopefully it's not like a frenemy style work situation
But she essentially just told you hey, you got something in your teeth pal and it stinks like shit
I'm taking the other side. I'm taking the other side Ian
That is the first shot across the bow and if I was you I would start shitting louder
Thank you in there man, I would start I already I would start cheese. Yeah, I would stop watching
Here's the thing. It's like I have so many questions
I'll leave it there. I let it
Be a question. It's like I don't because here's the thing
She fuck she fucking poop watching and I don't approve of that single
iota of my being
that wants to
continue this conversation that wants to
Think about this conversation after I've like fully processed it and reached my emotional decision
Like I'll feel that and then I will never think about this again. You will
um
It'll come up every now. I'm just like okay like it was think about it every time you take a shit smelling was it the smelly
Was it the smell is it the smelly is it the time this is the most disgusting cold am I capitalizing?
Well, you said it was close to some offices to be
Deal with some shit. It's not that close and my shits ain't that stink
I don't know man. First of all sometimes they are and second. I don't know the layout of your office. I think okay
There's no way it's that same okay. I
Part of me is and I'm with you here feels like it's time. I have like this is fucked up
I have a solution. I have a solution
Okay, I don't know whether to be mad or ashamed or I would take it to HR immediately. I'd come for her fucking job
No way there are things you don't but then you don't look inside
Someone's wallet, and you don't look inside a public bathroom like like there. We're all doing our best
We're all in there doing our best doing our thing. Here's my counter. Here's my counter Shane Shane
How would you feel
If somebody on your route got your mom fired
Over they shitting
What would you do to that person probably?
Delay their mail
Indefinitely yeah, so I like I need my mail. I need I know that's why I have another solution
That's why I have another solution. I can't put my mailman's mom out of a job because of yes
My special boy my Papa's executive privilege time, okay? Here's what you should do
Can you do hold on to me as an example?
She like this is why we don't have any listeners
about the size with about the size of
like say this let's say a
Spray bottle could you do like a like a?
Kind of maneuver like that could you practice this can you spin it on your palm and practice that?
Because what you do is you buy I have to know where you're going you buy a big can of
Motherfucking Lysol and the next time you're going to the eyes you point at her
And you flip that bitch around on your hand, and you wink at her and go in the bathroom
I like that I like that because that's that's that's a cut
That's a good compromise right because what she's asking you to do of the like please don't use
Hey, you know that room that we all that everybody poops in could you not do that?
It's like which is unreasonable ask and you are saying hey look
I'm not gonna
Inconvenience myself just because you can't hang with the stank even though yeah, she could move her fucking desk
no more front desk person and
And but no I like that they're like hey, I'm not gonna do that
But you know what I hear I hear you you're a person
And I'm gonna do this to be considerate, but I you will not you will not tell me where to do my business
Yes, it's the okay
I got you because even then the ball is back in her court and man she has almost no moves left because she's not gonna
Come up again and be like like so I think you misunderstood this was not enough
It wasn't about the stinky it was about the time it was about I would the
monopolization of the physical space the thing is we're very different people because if anybody asked me that question I would immediately react with
A joke there's no way if someone if I'm in your position
Someone comes up, and they're like hey, do you know that bathroom over there? Do you use that just be like no I go home
No, I have a room now in up on the 13th floor
13 oh 8 or yeah
In 14 oh I would see what I would do is I would stake that fucking bathroom out
I would wait for her to walk out of there, and I would be like I would scream. Did you just shit in there?
It smells like shit and that's what I would be trap it put like a big bucket of water up on the door
Don't do that people don't like getting wet just just wait watch her go in and then stand outside the door like and fart holding
It and like jumping up and down like just like as soon as like you holding the door start to open
just like
Like throw it open push her out slam the door. I'm gonna be cushioned under
The seat so when they go to sit down is and then you start pounding on the door you go
It really sucks no get her a fucking shirt that says shit police
Get her a badge and a gun get her a badge and a gun full of potpourri like a like a water squirt gun
It's like a salt shotgun, but it's potpourri instead
Yeah, it really sucks that. Get her some just some I don't know what toilet handcuffs would be
some porcelain handcuffs and a
Water and a potpourri gun and a badge that say shit police and they are apparently taken on and inventing new jobs
The the the handcuffs are rolls of toilet paper. That's good. All right. Let's go
From the music research facility on the surface of the moon this is shitty mashups
Hey guys
Welcome back to shitty mashups. It's a music podcast, you know for
dudes with funny looking teeth like us that hate music and
As always it's me your
Your emperor of teeth
God I hate that
Shay we're doing funny teeth faces at him. That's why he's talking about teeth another classic
Yes, a little bit on video episode and joining me as always are my dental dad dads
Ryan Eames
dental daddies and
The cat avocado and a cat and my cat we had it. We got a Ryan's cat corner last time now. It's now
It's my cat. Yeah, I got put this guy out. He'll be a he's a nuisance. This is not look what she's doing
God that's so your cat is so cute, dude rocks
spaghetti's
Chilling somewhere outside. I think she scratched the door a few minutes ago. I'm like, I'm not too
serious. All right, let's put a little blanket on my desk and she likes to sit by me on the blanket
Okay, well I called you my dental dads and said say hello
Yeah, I'm gonna go get my dental dad. I'm gonna go get my dental dad
Say hello. Yo, hi
What's up? Welcome to K mashups. Hi, I'm a shop stand. Oh
That'd be a good challenge. Of course what we do on this show is we make music mashups with music
That is good. But the mashups whoof
And each week I give these guys challenges
The challenge that I gave them last week was the homonym challenge and I'm not gonna say what that is again
Yes, and I have it written in front of me. So I don't forget
And Ryan won with a track called I will now watch your play
which used
Wait, wait, what was it?
Hamilton song wait for it and
way to the world
Or what?
It was weight weight the weight for it and punk weight
Of course those being homonyms and the challenge that I gave these fellas for this week was the antonym challenge
Which is a one of them city boy ways of saying opposite
So words that mean the opposite
Was this about as hard as the last challenge or did this present a whole new challenge for you?
This was
Hold on
I'm just realizing something antonym is not it's it's words that sound the same but mean
Different thing. No, it's just a word that is the opposite. Okay, it's the opposite of stupid, bro
It's the opposite of fucking stupid. You were getting worried that I had fucked up and not done
The the challenge correctly and I'm gonna have to request that we don't do another one of these English language challenges because
It's starting to fry my brain. We're gonna take a break for a while, but I guarantee that they won't come up again
That's fine
This was a little bit more fun just because it was a little easier to like
Come up with a concept because it's it's fun to just put two things that are the opposite together
and
So there there were a few choice words that I had that it was like
Oh, these would be good opposites and I bet that I can find titles that that have the alternating versions and or and
yeah, I what I what I ended up with I think is more funny conceptually than it maybe is
Contextually, but yeah, may I jump in it works. I jump in and make a bold guess
Did either of you use hot and cold by Katy Perry? No did not okay
It would be funny. Is there a song called cold and hot?
I
Don't know
Probably it'd be hot and cold and then you just mash it up with another song that has antonym. So it'd be like
fucking
Silent night
That gives me a little bit of hope for my chances this week if that's what you think an antonym is no
I just couldn't think of one
Yeah, are you done talking about yours? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, so mine I came
I came I came at it the same way I did the homonym challenge where I was just look I just looked up songs that
You know, I looked for stems separately of antonyms found two things that went together
Immediately and made possibly one of the best mashups I've ever made and I'm really excited for you guys to fucking hear it
Well, I'm excited. I'm excited too. But this week you actually go second. I go second
I would like to point out for the listeners at home if you have not been following along too closely if Ryan wins this
That boy is on a fiery streak
Yeah, he's on fire. We'll see. This will be three in a row, but we'll have to wait and see because Ian goes first
Ironic considering that he will be on fire, but I will be the one that will literally be on fire
He's like
When a day free I fucking hate a little it's like
Cuz your friend made a better song I feel like things like that where I'm like, oh fuck I hate Alanis
Morissette you're always like I kind of like Alanis Morissette. There's there's only a few things
I really fucking hate in the world and it's like the obvious shit and child actor Julian Hilliard
You used to in high school you used to fucking your go-to Dakota fanning aged out Dakota fanning aged out
Freddie Highmore aged out now
It's all my hate gets pointed right at Julian Hilliard, but he's also aging out
So we'll see in your child actors fucking hate is yeah
I just remember it was so funny in high school when you were just like Dakota fanning. I hate that. Hey, she didn't act
I she didn't act she she had an annoying scream. She had fucked up shark teeth. She was in everything. She was in
everything she ruined uh
El fanning isn't a lot of things now. Oh fanning's fine
I also don't have you finished watching the the Twilight trilogy or I have one left. It is a
It's a it is a Pentilogy
That's Dakota right Dakota that is L fanning
That's L fanning that plays one of the one peers. I think so the volt I could be wrong, but either way it's
Even if it is Dakota fanning aged out don't care. I only hate child actors because I hate children
No, it is Dakota fanning. Okay. Well, she did fine. Yeah, just proof. All right, Ian's track. Yeah, let's do it
I don't know if I know this instrumental. It's just nice. It's pleasant
Reminder I've seen smash map live
I'm gonna be a teacher. Was it during cove it when they were like fuck? Oh
Before that
Recipe this is a love attack. I know when our bodies back. It's just like any fat it retracts before
Just like fashion. It's a passion for love within an imp if you got the good tell coming by it just to stay on the click
So don't delay act now supplies are running out allow if you're still alive
But six to eight years to arrive and if you follow them
Man
Oh, and I switched it switched it switched it
Yep, ah
That's good, dude
Walking on the sun and standing on the moon. Yeah, very good
Holy shit guys look out the window right now
There's someone standing over there
Standing on the moon
They're about to take off their helmet. No
Oh, don't don't
Neil Armstrong now he's dead thought we had him in the catacombs
God walking on the sun was a great, huh? Yeah walking on the sun's a great song
Oh, that was sick. Yeah, and I really loved the little swap there break that down. So I called it movement in space
um
And it is as we said it is walking on the sun by smash mouth
And the standing on the moon by the grateful dead
So
Yeah, I was I was looking so I was looking at like different pairs of words and like sun and moon
I thought was a good one and I really did I said that I wanted to do this last time
Where it was like I wanted to try and find a phrase that was all homonyms. Yeah
So it was like I want the phrases to kind of be
Opposite you crushed it this time
The only way I could have done better is if there was I think you could make an argument that standing and walking aren't necessarily
Opposites you could it they're opposite if you consider one
Moving and one the other not you know, so I so I think in that I wouldn't say standing is the opposite of walking
But the concepts are different. So I think it's yes
Yeah
But but like I said if you wanted to get like really technical the only way I could have done better is if there was
Something that was like standing off the moon
Yeah
Um, but yeah, I want to hear what a standing on the moon and running up that hill would sound like
Yeah
Um other one that I thought about doing and didn't try because I was I did this one and I was like this is fine
um was
Uh, hold on and let go. Ah
Oh, that's good, dude
Good you you you took the concepts way better than I did
I kind of looked for literal words that are antonyms, but yours of like different different concepts is like that's really creative, dude
I love the different interpretation that you guys took
Yeah, but uh
but yeah, no and ultimately and and so I started with the the grateful dead instrumental and and the smash mouth vocal
and
it was kind of fallen apart after that first chorus and
I was and it was just like they didn't
I I didn't felt like they like necessarily matched super great like they were just a little too different to where you're like, oh like
Like maybe with a little bit more work, but just the swing of them is a little bit because like the grateful dead one is
So vibey and then the smash mouth one is more very so don't delay
Sometimes you can get a really cool combination out of that and sometimes it's just kind of it just feels a little off and
um
So so I was like I want to spice it up and I thought it'd be fun to do the flip. Um
um, mostly because I was like
Also walking on the sun
Like yeah, dude, I'm kind of like flipping it to be opposite, you know is yeah, it's like exactly
Yeah, that's also an antonym. Yep
That's what I thought, you know, I knew I'd done that once before but I was like, yeah
I was like this lines up well with it and it'll be fun to listen to and
Get to hear what the other song is at least and it's nice because they he you know says it right away
So then it's like once you hear it you get it. You're like, oh, okay. Yeah, that's good, dude
Yeah, very good. So I like that. That was sick. Thank you
Uh, should we should we get into your track, Ryan?
Okay, let's do it. Oh my god
Baby girl, don't be scared
And we need to make our way to the band so we can start getting things
Wow ridiculous
Oh my god, dude
Holy shit
Oh my god, dude
Wow
Oh my god, dude
Oh
Every bit it's like whisper metal
It might be a little kosher to deal with that way
Wow
Oh
Wow
Oh
Fuck that was good, dude. Thank you break that down
Yeah, well, so I call it scream spur, which is the file name that you'll notice and it's screw
The backing track is scream by avenge sevenfold
And the vocal line is wait
The whisper song by ying ying twins
Yeah
Yeah, it's like i've heard
um
I've heard wait before I mean so the the whisper part is obviously the antonym part and it does say whisper in the thing
But he's also whispering the whole time and the backing track is called scream. So I was like, this is perfect
um
And that's the clean version of that song. I had never heard the explicit version before it is
Disgusting
How so so the chorus part where he's like hey girl wait, will I show you this what he's what the the
Explicit version is. Hey bitch. Wait, will you see my dick?
And so I was like I couldn't find the dirty version, uh in high quality acapella, but this was perfect and like
Yeah, it was
It I think it also worked. It worked great
Um, i've invented rap metal. That's my new genre. Yeah, no one's ever done it before
Um a mood first
I also really like how the way that the whispering is going kind of sounds like how you know when you're being quiet
You might do screaming vocals when you're singing along to something. Yeah, like it sounds kind of like fake screaming. Yeah
You know which we do like when we're singing shit all the time. You gotta be quiet. Just like
Fuck, you know like like that shit. Um, and yeah, it just it came to it matched up perfectly
I didn't have to chop up anything
other than I brought the outro of the avenge sevenfold song into
Right there after that pause. Um
But yeah, it just it came together and I was like this is what I got last week
Yeah, yeah
That's um, good perfect line. Oh, I was gonna say ryan
I saw something today that made me think of you speaking of your new amazing genre of music rap metal
Um, no one's ever done it. No one's ever done it
But there are some people that got close before and I was gonna ask
And if you get it, it would be very cool and fun
But did you see the exclusive collaboration between corn and adidas?
Adidas because they're releasing corn shoes. Yeah, they've adidas has been a corn sponsor since the 90s
I'm saying they're releasing some new ones soon and it looks pretty sick. You should google it right now and take a look
Their shoes. Yeah, slather that shit in butter, dude one side one ex adidas releasing an october
Yeah, bro
I eat it
I eat it like a maniac people always comment on it like I work down the cob and like a spiral and like fully remove the
The kernels and so it's like by the time i'm done
It's like a fucking corn cob that you could buy at hobby lobby in august, you know
Um, and people look at me like i'm the crazy one. Meanwhile, i'm getting the maximum amount of enjoyment out of my corn cob
And i'm not getting a bunch of little shit all stuck up in my teeth. So okay
I saw one I saw one the other day. Who's the crazy person here?
I saw one the other day and it was someone that was like am I weird for eating corn like this and they do it
One row at a time just one tiny row missing. That's how I tried to do it when I was a kid is I would eat
Like and so ian what everything you said is completely insane and we're talking about the band corn, but that's very
It's a very interesting thing to know about you
I don't know if I mean like I see these shoes, but they they just kind of look like normal adidas
Did you see the logo that says corn about this? That's pretty cool. I thought maybe they were making corn shoes
That's pretty cool 140. I might have to I might have to cop these I might have to cop these
Because then you could be like oh, it's just regular three stripes psych and then you turn them around and it's the corn
Like and everybody goes ballistic
That would be cool. Good shit. That would be pretty fucking cool
Shane, would you like to do a little antonym challenge yourself?
Sure
Okay, i'm gonna list off some words. Okay, it's gonna be like word association
I want you to try and name the antonym as fast as you can. All right, okay
All right, here we go
always never
coming
going
Take i'm not gonna do this
You're not gonna rickroll this man
That was a valiant attempt it was a valiant
I just wanted to see how far into it I could get as soon as I heard never I knew it
After the first word I was like he's getting me to say a sentence and then as soon as I heard the second word
I was like, no, come on, mate
I'm not doing this. Um, let's do a different one
Oh, do you have a different one? Yeah. Yeah. Okay you
me
love
ate
white
I don't think I would do this one either
Um, just trying to get you to say incriminating shit. Yeah didn't work. I don't like it didn't work
No, I knew you weren't gonna fall for it. I got to I got to the first scooby-doo show that I don't like
Scoop corner scoop corner. I got to the first one that it's and I don't hate it, but they changed too much
It's called
Shaggy and scooby-doo get a clue
All except like four or five episodes are solely shaggy and scooby-doo completely redesigned. Oh, I have to ask
Redesigned. Yeah, is this the youtube video that you uploaded was this that show? Yes
Okay, just recently you made an upload and I like I did
That was the first youtube upload i've done in two years. I missed it. I clicked on it. I smashed through my phone screen
Um, but yeah, so it's
It is the first
Of the tv shows to not have
Shaggy voiced by casey casem
But casey casem is in the show as scoobies uncle
Shaggy is as shaggy's uncle shaggy is voiced by
Robin what's that voice actor's name?
I don't know
uh
The boy wonder from yes, scott menville
It's voiced by scott menville who for about half of the first episode tries to do a shaggy voice and then defaults to the only
Voice he can do which is robin from teen titans
Scooby
Totally redesigned most of the gang's not in there there. They have a singular arch villain who is a nazi
um, it has big venture brothers vibes and
Shaggy inherits his uncle's millions or billions
And he becomes a billionaire and they make magic scooby snacks that shaggy that scooby eats to do things like
inflate
Into a big into a big balloon or gain super strength and when when he burps he loses the power
Like the soup like the soup like the soup like the soup like the soup like the soup but it's scooby snacks
Um, and it's fine, but they changed too much
um, and I it's my least favorite I preferred
Even the what most people dislike the scrappy scooby-doos. I preferred that
To this one. This is the first one. I didn't really like
and um, yeah, we're kind of just trying to get through it to get to
Uh scooby-doo mystery inc which is the best scooby-doo i've ever watched second only to 13 ghosts and uh, there you have it
Wow, have you watched velma yet? No
I'll get there, but we haven't gotten there yet
I saw it's like that's gonna be a sour note to end on from what? Yeah. I'm not a i'm not the biggest fan of
Mindy kaling
I saw a thread on twitter the other day that was uh scenes and lines and
things
Uh that were absolutely scrapped pun intended from the first live-action scooby-doo movie
and some of the shit that they were gonna put in there was like
Why?
Why would you include that? I don't know. I'll find the thread and i'll send it to you
It was like there was like a wet t-shirt contest at one point and like
Like what do you that's that's they made they let you movie. That's let's make a scooby-doo for ryan
I mean they did hey man in that scooby-doo movie. There's no wet t-shirt contest, but scrappy-doo does piss on
Daphne's boobs
That's true
Also sugar ray is in it sugar ray's in it
Also sugar ray is there scrappy-doo grabs his nuts and says to freddy
You don't have the scrote for this job and then pisses on daphne's boobs
We're like sugar gay happy pride happy
pride month
Kind of homophobic that we haven't done a pride challenge
Kind of is it's because the croc device is homophobic. He's a foe not an ally. Hey croc
I love gay people. It's 2020
30 43
And i'm gonna need you to go ahead and get with the fucking times
He's he's he he should
I think you're just not recognized as a thing because everyone's gay. We're all just everyone. We're all just gay and sexual
It finally happened. It finally happened
That was the agenda saw its fruition now, that's the singularity that everyone was talking about
That's the singular everyone as the thing is robot ai briefly took over in like 2020 30 46
Um and said you're all gay now and then everyone was like well the ai said it
We didn't have a choice and it turns out they were right. We just didn't know it yet. They were right
What'd you write right? The ai made a lot of improvements. Yeah
Still I can't think of a specific. I can't think of a very early on
Well, except we all have 40 fingers on each hand and they're all janked up, but it did its best
Well, the first thing that it did that took everybody by surprise and certainly made some some fans with us is when it took over
the twitter algorithm
And turned the camera into a laser beam that shot straight through elon musk's skull killing him immediately
Okay, that was pretty cool
Yes, um, can we talk about a real world thing that's happening in in the the fixed point in time when this is coming out?
Yeah, oh, please don't talk about the thing that I think you're gonna talk about
Like I don't need to talk about this long, but the elon musk mark zuckerberg. It's this. Oh, it's this
I hope they kill each other
I hope somebody I hope they rocky freeze frame brain aneurysms into each other. This is this is gonna get bleeped out
I hope somebody brings a fucker. Yeah
Not believed out you will be it's bleeped out. I will I woken up by homeland security
It's gonna be bleeped out. It's gonna be bleeped out and I especially feel that way discord and I say this is
This is all parody. I'm talking about in Minecraft important in fortnight
Optimus prime is there somebody at some point somebody said that they wanted joe rogan to referee and i'm like
Please do it and please let the thing that I bleeped out happen
It's like the scene from inglorious bastards all the worst people in the world are in this room
Yes
Yes, yes
In glorious bastards, that's a way that it can be published. The zuck elon cage fight edition. Yeah
Damn, that's a fun reference
That's a fun reference there's a lot going on that'll be that'll be my alt history movie that I make if it doesn't happen like that
I'm going to vow to become a professional filmmaker and then do what quentin tarantino did with
Inglorious bastards for that particular day brian. Did we tell you about the fun thing that's potentially happening to us?
re-a movie
A song that we wrote a song that uh the band that me and ian are in
Uh wrote a song about vampires and it might be featured in the credits in a local found footage
Vampire horror flick you guys did tell me about that. I told you were
Extras in the movie recently. We were there while they were filming was in a pinball bar
That's awesome. I I uh
I I told you about the props i'm making for my friend's movie, right?
Yeah
Yeah, that one's gonna be valentine. So check check that one out. Hell. Yeah
Yeah, it was a dystopian sci-fi movie that my i'm gonna make it. Yeah, one of my friends is
making and
Next season we're gonna be hollywood, baby. She worked on the mario movie
Hey, it's uh, it's me. She worked on the mario. She's yeah live from the hidden bunker under the hollywood sign
Would that be a pretty cool place for a bunker? We should do that
So what what's the music research facility located in the second l of the hollywood sign?
It's actually the invisible third l that they don't tell you
And hey, here's a little hint. It's not where you think it is
Between the oh
Don't tell him don't tell him no, it's hollywallard
It's a lowercase l in between the o's to make it look like a dick let's go to the judgment
Okay, let's go to the judgment
Okay, the winner of the antonym challenge is
Ryan
Yep
Fucking excellent. Good job, dude. You guys did this week. Do you have something prepared standing in the incinerator?
I'm just i'm getting this over with my triple. It looks like you're picking something up or you've got to like
I'm about to write a check for seven
To me
This was a bribe
He goes I want to streak. I will pay what does it cost?
He's giving me his his uh music research facility script in exchange for a win
Well, congratulations you guys both did great work and I loved the creativity behind actually doing the challenge like
You know ian your approach to having a full phrase completely
Mirrored with the opposite was a very fucking cool and the track turned out fun, too
You I mean not only did the song names work, but walking on the sun is out a heater
sabanger
pun intended again and
I mean ryan's was just it was just one of those. I really like that part
I love the baseball bat. Yeah, I heard that
I like that. Um, it's fucking good. But anyway, ian, why don't you go walk on the sun in?
Oh, I already did it. I did I did it like a minute ago. Oh, so i'm talking to the clone
I got back up. Oh damn. I appreciate it. Well the last clone. I was just ready to get it over with
Well, damn. All right. Well ryan is starting to steam a little bit. I knew it was getting a little overheated
Uh, I think I just lost a few toes
So, uh, i'm getting a little old here. Um, let's uh, let's see if we can let's see if we can knock this streak out
um with the challenge for next week, why don't we uh,
mosey on over to our
gay overlord croc
Okay, um
This is going to be my most anticipated
and
I am expecting the highest of results from you two
The challenge that I have for you next week is the night drive challenge
Ooh
I want this to be the vibeyest mashups you have ever made
And I want you to I want you to paint me
Paint me a picture with this mashup. Oh, yeah, give me some songs not specifically that just like oh this would work
You know you can use as many songs as you want. Don't make it insanely long, but we got rid of the normal
time constraint that you were under before
Make it
Have at least one song that you personally love driving to at night
The rest of it could be vibes, you know, whatever but
There's got to be a little bit of personal night drive in there for you
Yeah
Okay, I can do that
Sweet
Well, i'm super excited. Um, and next week for the folks at home. We all will be wearing
sunglasses
Yeah, we're getting
Fucking vaporwave with it
More outrun or maybe not. Yeah out of it doesn't matter
It could be both at the exact same time
um
But that's gonna do it for us
Um, 7604 mashup call and leave us a voicemail
Let us know what you think of the show if you have a question or you just want to sing a song
I don't really give a shit. Just don't say anything nasty
Nasty like me our friend. John said he would come on the podcast to talk about me singing hamilton
um to a group of people
um
So we just didn't get that organized in time this week
You know, there's a lot that goes into that of creating the relay down to earth
Yeah, we'll probably throw down a a pod and we know that we've got weird pods
We can literally bring people up here to is that public information yet?
It is now it's like a really long really fast elevator
Yeah
There's that and I mean we might have to do that because I mean I wanted to save John the trip
But I feel like we've been having there's like some weird
Frequency honestly, yeah, I'm not really sure what's going on things haven't been working super well
But I mean he is gonna have to be cryogenically frozen and he seems really excited
He's gonna be kind of pissed to skip the line too because we've been getting like fucking three pod requests for like
A year now and like we'll fucking get to it when we get to it, dude
Yeah, yeah anyway, that's 7604 mashup
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I know I have started like because I pay for youtube they have added the q function on mobile
And so it's just kind of my whole day now is just another another another another another and so
Podcasts on youtube have been nice for me like that even so if that works for you check it out
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So we can start getting laid
Just like the cook if you're doing that freak stuff
Do it up, don't be scared if it get too rough
Make a decision, we need to get down to business
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Never get enough, never get enough
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Walk around the club with your thorn, be your mouth
Mouth, mouth, take your thorn now
It might be a little cold shit to deal with
We're making cold cold deals, we are gonna keep you wild
When I'm putting in work, won't you help me get you
Yeah, we serve it cause I beat that Jack with a dog
And I'm, I'm, I'm, touchin' him all night
Yeah, something like that
But it depends on the swing, I'm a big strong man
Yeah, we go from the down to the big strong man
And I'm a flow, she's stunning cause she's so great
Great, great, yeah
I'ma give you a smack
When till I show you this?
Hey girl, when till I show you this?
You will never get enough
When till I show you this?
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I'm P O P O P O P O
I'ma never get enough, never get enough
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