WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.560 God, this is exciting. I feel nervous. I feel 00:00:02.560 --> 00:00:05.860 like I haven't just done anything. Well, you 00:00:05.860 --> 00:00:08.380 haven't. You've been quite lazy for the past 00:00:08.380 --> 00:00:10.580 two years, haven't you? Yeah, well, actually, 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:13.070 the thing is... The main reason I've been lazy 00:00:13.070 --> 00:00:15.630 is because I did go into a coma due to eating 00:00:15.630 --> 00:00:18.850 too much of Wendy's chilli. And accidentally 00:00:18.850 --> 00:00:21.910 some got poured into your eyeballs and you had 00:00:21.910 --> 00:00:26.289 a glaucoma. A glaucoma, which is actually known 00:00:26.289 --> 00:00:29.949 in the industry sometimes also as a Claude coma, 00:00:30.170 --> 00:00:31.969 which is when only Claude can bring you back 00:00:31.969 --> 00:00:34.530 to life. For those that don't know, Claude is 00:00:34.530 --> 00:00:38.429 an AI bot agent. I thought that'd be nice if 00:00:38.429 --> 00:00:41.899 we just explain. If we mansplain things for people 00:00:41.899 --> 00:00:44.119 that clearly know what it is. Well, I'm not sure 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:46.380 why you're mansplaining because there's no men 00:00:46.380 --> 00:00:50.840 on this podcast. No, we are. Okay, we are. We're 00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.539 two delicate women. Delicate to say the least, 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:56.820 honestly. Do you know those? I was looking recently. 00:00:56.899 --> 00:00:58.859 You know a dandelion? A dandelion. And the way 00:00:58.859 --> 00:01:00.619 they kind of blow. No, a dandelion are the ones 00:01:00.619 --> 00:01:03.600 that you blow. That's not a dandelion, is it? 00:01:03.619 --> 00:01:06.079 That's a dandelion. What are they called? No, 00:01:06.079 --> 00:01:07.760 a dandelion are the yellow ones, aren't they? 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:10.030 Are they? Because you have that drink dandelion 00:01:10.030 --> 00:01:11.810 and burdock. Have you ever had that? I have had 00:01:11.810 --> 00:01:14.650 a dandelion and burdock. The thing is, it tastes 00:01:14.650 --> 00:01:16.750 a bit like medicine. It'll clean your insides, 00:01:16.750 --> 00:01:18.890 that's for sure. It will. It will clean my insides. 00:01:18.890 --> 00:01:21.530 Much like, actually, sometimes, occasionally, 00:01:21.549 --> 00:01:23.849 when I do get blown, I clean my insides out anyway. 00:01:24.030 --> 00:01:27.170 From both ends? From both ends. Crikey. I'm typing 00:01:27.170 --> 00:01:31.409 into Google right now, what's that white, fluffy 00:01:31.409 --> 00:01:35.489 flower called? I'm sure it's a dandelion. People 00:01:35.489 --> 00:01:38.310 blow, it's not a dandelion, you stupid girl. 00:01:38.469 --> 00:01:40.250 Oh, it's a dandelion. Thank you so much. It is 00:01:40.250 --> 00:01:44.379 a dandelion. It turns out. Well, what am I thinking? 00:01:44.379 --> 00:01:47.019 You're thinking of a bloody daisy chain. No, 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:49.540 not a daisy chain, you stupid girl. What's the... 00:01:49.540 --> 00:01:52.319 Okay, now I'm typing in Google. I've just apparently 00:01:52.319 --> 00:01:57.000 found Google. What's... The yellow flower that 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:01.280 people mistake for a dandelion. Well, no one's 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:03.439 going to have ever mistaken it before, so nothing's 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:06.280 going to come up. The yellow flower most commonly 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:10.139 mistaken for a dandelion is the false dandelion. 00:02:10.139 --> 00:02:11.439 I feel like this is just telling me what I want 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:13.680 to know. No, yeah, this has been made up. Get 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:17.240 this, also known as a cat's ear. Right. Or a 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:21.280 Hippochiaris radicata, if you will. Welcome to 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:24.860 the stage. Hippochiaris radicata. Though others, 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:28.699 other lookalikes. Coltsfoot and Western Salsify 00:02:28.699 --> 00:02:31.120 are also frequently confused with it. So the 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:33.900 flower I'm talking about is called a false dandelion 00:02:33.900 --> 00:02:37.300 or a cat seer. You sound quite a little bit like 00:02:37.300 --> 00:02:40.439 a haughty culturalist there. Emphasis on a whore. 00:02:40.460 --> 00:02:43.479 And you do look quite like David Attenborough. 00:02:43.639 --> 00:02:47.439 Right, thank you. In drag. At what age? Well. 00:02:47.659 --> 00:02:51.060 Have you ever seen the clip of Queen Lizzie? 00:02:51.479 --> 00:02:54.699 And she's in the garden with David Attenborough. 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:56.520 Yeah, and it's like the sundial's in the shade. 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:58.960 Yeah, she's like, yeah, I don't think we're involved 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:01.590 in that. Oh, gosh, it is. Yeah, anyway. Rest 00:03:01.590 --> 00:03:05.009 in peace. It was a sad moment. David, he's dead. 00:03:05.349 --> 00:03:07.849 No, Lizzie's dead. Oh, Lizzie's dead. I thought 00:03:07.849 --> 00:03:09.710 you meant David Latimer. I thought, I missed 00:03:09.710 --> 00:03:11.810 a bloody chapter while I was in my coma, darling. 00:03:12.030 --> 00:03:13.830 No, have a bit of respect, Georgie, please. Sorry. 00:03:13.849 --> 00:03:16.990 Who just died recently? Tim Curry. Tim Curry. 00:03:16.990 --> 00:03:19.449 Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton. How could we? That's 00:03:19.449 --> 00:03:21.129 who you're thinking of. You know what's funny 00:03:21.129 --> 00:03:23.889 is I have this thing where I have to be the first 00:03:23.889 --> 00:03:26.789 to know everything. Like, I hate it when people 00:03:26.789 --> 00:03:28.650 tell me things. I'm like, how did I know that 00:03:28.650 --> 00:03:32.060 already? So, listen. Barb, friend of the show. 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:34.180 For those that don't know, Barb's just Barb, 00:03:34.379 --> 00:03:37.500 friend of the podcast. Friend of the poddy. But 00:03:37.500 --> 00:03:40.919 she is, her biggest inspiration is Dolly Parton. 00:03:40.919 --> 00:03:42.900 So when I found out she died, the first thing 00:03:42.900 --> 00:03:46.020 I did, I knew that Barb wouldn't know yet. And 00:03:46.020 --> 00:03:47.969 I... The first thing I did was I rang her. Well, 00:03:47.969 --> 00:03:49.569 you actually killed her. Well, that's the thing. 00:03:49.590 --> 00:03:51.849 I flew to Dollywood. I got one of those turkey 00:03:51.849 --> 00:03:54.069 legs. I ate it right down to the nub of the bone 00:03:54.069 --> 00:03:55.969 and I slapped her around the face with it. The 00:03:55.969 --> 00:03:57.430 only reason why I know that story is fake is 00:03:57.430 --> 00:03:59.389 because even if you can't eat the bone, I know 00:03:59.389 --> 00:04:01.550 you wouldn't leave any food left. Yeah, yeah, 00:04:01.550 --> 00:04:04.530 yeah. That's true, actually. Yeah, I rang her 00:04:04.530 --> 00:04:06.030 and I told her straight away. I said, listen, 00:04:06.169 --> 00:04:07.590 I've got something to tell you. Are you sat down? 00:04:07.710 --> 00:04:09.449 She said, what do you mean, am I sat down? She 00:04:09.449 --> 00:04:12.009 said, I'm in a wheelchair. She's not exercising, 00:04:12.009 --> 00:04:15.330 is she? No, I told her and she didn't cry and 00:04:15.330 --> 00:04:16.620 I was a bit disappointed. because I thought, 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:19.620 you know, she even used to have a candle. Well, 00:04:19.620 --> 00:04:21.079 she's not a real fan then. That's what I mean. 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:24.379 She used to have one of those altar candles that 00:04:24.379 --> 00:04:26.279 they have at the old church and it had Dolly 00:04:26.279 --> 00:04:28.160 on it and she used to burn it and pray to her. 00:04:28.220 --> 00:04:29.660 Well, it doesn't sound like you're that sad, 00:04:29.860 --> 00:04:32.819 Mama. She can't be that devout, can she? She 00:04:32.819 --> 00:04:34.819 can't be that devout to the old Dollyhood. Well, 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:36.920 we're still technically in the cold open, girl. 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:40.170 We've not done any of that. Oh, I'm sorry. We've 00:04:40.170 --> 00:04:41.689 not even introduced ourselves. You know what? 00:04:41.769 --> 00:04:43.970 We just get back on it like a bike. We do. The 00:04:43.970 --> 00:04:45.689 wheels are greased and we're straight back in 00:04:45.689 --> 00:05:03.930 it. Bit of Crisco. We're going to, I wanted to 00:05:03.930 --> 00:05:06.810 change some of the names of things. Okay. So 00:05:06.810 --> 00:05:08.870 like, because obviously both of us aren't travelling 00:05:08.870 --> 00:05:10.649 as much, well, both of us aren't working on ships 00:05:10.649 --> 00:05:13.129 as much. Yeah. We still do every so often, but 00:05:13.129 --> 00:05:15.389 we do still like to travel a lot. So instead 00:05:15.389 --> 00:05:18.370 of this, you know, this podcast to be in primarily 00:05:18.370 --> 00:05:21.399 only about... talking on on the ship and gossip 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:23.579 from the ship i thought we've still got a load 00:05:23.579 --> 00:05:25.220 of stuff that we can share from our lives traveling 00:05:25.220 --> 00:05:27.379 around so we'll change you know just a little 00:05:27.379 --> 00:05:29.899 update the names of things so for our introduction 00:05:29.899 --> 00:05:31.939 i'd like for us to go through passport control 00:05:31.939 --> 00:05:34.800 okay and passport control we introduce each other 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:36.959 as we normally would and then we'll tell each 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:38.620 other where where we are in the world if it's 00:05:38.620 --> 00:05:40.579 our first time being there do we need a passport 00:05:40.579 --> 00:05:42.920 stamp i do have sound effects but i don't know 00:05:42.920 --> 00:05:46.589 if they'll play we'll see We'll go with the flow, 00:05:46.629 --> 00:05:48.110 but I'll add them in post. We'll do it in post. 00:05:48.149 --> 00:05:50.170 We'll do it in post. She's the human equivalent 00:05:50.170 --> 00:05:52.629 of a cheese board that's been left out on a hot 00:05:52.629 --> 00:05:56.129 summer's day. It's Miss Georgie Porgie. Thank 00:05:56.129 --> 00:06:01.149 you so much. Thank you. I love that. She's a 00:06:01.149 --> 00:06:04.269 bit like a tree in autumn. She does go down, 00:06:04.269 --> 00:06:06.629 turn slightly orange. And from the back, she 00:06:06.629 --> 00:06:08.629 looks absolutely fucking revolting. It's Miss 00:06:08.629 --> 00:06:16.810 Titicaca. And her performance is wooden. It's 00:06:16.810 --> 00:06:20.610 just the leg. Just the one leg remaining. Just 00:06:20.610 --> 00:06:22.589 the one leg, yeah. Now tell me, Miss Georgie 00:06:22.589 --> 00:06:24.410 Porge, where in the world are you recording today? 00:06:24.550 --> 00:06:27.170 Where are we travelling from? Well, I'm not travelling 00:06:27.170 --> 00:06:29.529 really from anywhere because I'm home in Berlin 00:06:29.529 --> 00:06:33.529 in Deutschland. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the 00:06:33.529 --> 00:06:36.089 pretzels at the ready. Well, it's the first time 00:06:36.089 --> 00:06:37.490 you've been there on the poddy, so let's give 00:06:37.490 --> 00:06:42.500 you a passport stamp. had to flick through all 00:06:42.500 --> 00:06:44.480 the pages you did yeah you had to go through 00:06:44.480 --> 00:06:47.879 you know all the places that um i've lived um 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:50.939 which has been you know deck three deck four 00:06:50.939 --> 00:06:54.819 deck seven deck eight once deck nine but just 00:06:54.819 --> 00:06:56.860 for a hookup and that was the captain's cabin 00:06:56.860 --> 00:07:00.060 yep um but no yeah i finally put down some roots 00:07:00.060 --> 00:07:02.160 love well it was about time your roots needed 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:05.430 doing i'll be honest We're in Berlin. I love 00:07:05.430 --> 00:07:08.730 this. So you've been there a few months, a year 00:07:08.730 --> 00:07:11.550 or so? Yeah, I'm coming up to a year now. So 00:07:11.550 --> 00:07:13.550 I'm about to celebrate my anniversary actually 00:07:13.550 --> 00:07:15.509 at the end of this month. Ironically, I'll be 00:07:15.509 --> 00:07:20.009 on a ship for my anniversary. Yeah, so on that 00:07:20.009 --> 00:07:22.149 note, don't expect regular podcast episodes. 00:07:23.329 --> 00:07:27.290 But here we go. Start anyway. Well, where I am, 00:07:27.329 --> 00:07:29.389 thanks for asking. So attentive. You're welcome. 00:07:29.569 --> 00:07:34.009 I am currently in Nuevo Yorker in New York. So 00:07:34.009 --> 00:07:36.620 good they named it twice. And I've got the pleasure, 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:38.500 I'm actually house -sitting for a close friend 00:07:38.500 --> 00:07:41.040 of the podcast, Miss Boo Bess. Who we love. Who 00:07:41.040 --> 00:07:43.079 we love. For those that you don't know, Boo Bess 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:46.160 is a phenomenal host, MC, burlesque nightlife 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:50.079 performer. I'm house -sitting for her in New 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:52.339 York. And I wonder, I don't think you've ever 00:07:52.339 --> 00:07:54.540 been in New York for the potty either, right? 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:56.379 This is my first time recording from New York, 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:58.220 so I deserve a passport stamp as well. Let me 00:07:58.220 --> 00:08:02.660 find my passport. Flick through the pages. Can 00:08:02.660 --> 00:08:05.790 I just say, if you just... just can you just 00:08:05.790 --> 00:08:09.110 flick through um tits to the to the page with 00:08:09.110 --> 00:08:11.889 your uh picture your picture on yes and can you 00:08:11.889 --> 00:08:14.829 just go down go down to uh the bit that says 00:08:14.829 --> 00:08:17.990 sex um and then just tell me what it says underneath 00:08:17.990 --> 00:08:20.350 i'm just curious it does say an m it says an 00:08:20.350 --> 00:08:25.410 m which stands for malicious male is the last 00:08:25.410 --> 00:08:29.240 time i check masculine Masculine. Yeah, very, 00:08:29.399 --> 00:08:34.379 very masc. Mama. No, no, no. If it's MM, it's 00:08:34.379 --> 00:08:38.580 masculine mama. Masculine mama. Yeah. So it appears 00:08:38.580 --> 00:08:40.799 actually that we've got to the bottom of it, 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:43.320 you know? Did I tell you this? Did you know this? 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:45.500 So obviously we've worked on ships and we have 00:08:45.500 --> 00:08:48.220 a seaman's book, right? Which, calm down, it's 00:08:48.220 --> 00:08:49.980 not as exciting as you think. Yeah. It's basically 00:08:49.980 --> 00:08:51.720 a passport for people on ships. You know, you 00:08:51.720 --> 00:08:53.240 write the ship you've been on, blah, blah, blah. 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:55.799 But it's kind of like a government official document, 00:08:55.919 --> 00:08:58.179 right? Yeah. I had to get a Siemens book for 00:08:58.179 --> 00:09:00.820 one of my last contracts. And the photo, it was 00:09:00.820 --> 00:09:02.899 also while I was growing my hair out. So it was 00:09:02.899 --> 00:09:05.000 a very awkward length. Oh, it was terrible. And 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:07.500 it just hasn't improved yet. So I got a message 00:09:07.500 --> 00:09:10.059 from the company manager saying, hi, Miss Titty, 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:13.059 can you come to the crew office? We need to take 00:09:13.059 --> 00:09:15.279 a photo for your Siemens book to send it off 00:09:15.279 --> 00:09:17.720 to process. I was like, yep, sure. Now, naturally, 00:09:17.820 --> 00:09:20.000 I was as natural as the day I was born, looking 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:22.220 absolutely gorgeous with this awkward length 00:09:22.220 --> 00:09:24.620 hair. Walked in the office before I could even 00:09:24.620 --> 00:09:27.500 look at where I was. snap there was a photo taken 00:09:27.500 --> 00:09:29.500 of my face she was like yep great that's done 00:09:29.500 --> 00:09:33.039 thanks so anyway all this being done it wasn't 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:35.759 my best photo they sent it off anyway a few weeks 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:38.679 later we got our semen's book and someone in 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:43.480 the office had me down as female oh my sex was 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:46.519 female in my seem i still have it female in my 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:48.340 semen's book and i didn't have the heart to tell 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:50.440 anyone because i didn't a i didn't have the time 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:52.639 to change it to get a new a new one to go where 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:55.649 we needed to go but Yeah, in the state, the flag 00:09:55.649 --> 00:09:58.330 of Bahamas, I am legally classified as a woman. 00:09:58.429 --> 00:10:00.570 But the thing is that the person, first of all, 00:10:00.590 --> 00:10:03.289 that took the picture, the person, second of 00:10:03.289 --> 00:10:05.429 all, that processed it... Well, she's a nasty, 00:10:05.570 --> 00:10:07.889 nasty girl. We both know who it was. And I'm 00:10:07.889 --> 00:10:10.269 not going to name any names. Ashley Curry. But 00:10:10.269 --> 00:10:12.669 it starts with Ash and ends in Ashley Curry. 00:10:13.669 --> 00:10:16.870 But what I want to know is, listen, that one 00:10:16.870 --> 00:10:20.320 in particular, you know, she's... maybe not the 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:22.299 best selfie taker. Let's leave that to it. She 00:10:22.299 --> 00:10:24.220 also was in her awkward stage of growing her 00:10:24.220 --> 00:10:27.580 hair out. But what I want to know is the person 00:10:27.580 --> 00:10:30.919 in the Bahamian, Bohemian, Bohemian, whatever 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:35.000 it is, Bohemian love, the person in that office, 00:10:35.240 --> 00:10:39.269 why is Stevie Wonder still working? Retire. Give 00:10:39.269 --> 00:10:40.850 him a break. That's what I want to know. Also, 00:10:41.029 --> 00:10:42.909 right, and I don't want to, you know, we are 00:10:42.909 --> 00:10:44.929 pro -feminist on this podcast, and I don't want 00:10:44.929 --> 00:10:47.070 people to think, oh, no, they're shit -talking 00:10:47.070 --> 00:10:49.429 Ashley Curry. She's a lovely lady. She's probably 00:10:49.429 --> 00:10:51.990 not spoken to us in four years. Can I remind 00:10:51.990 --> 00:10:55.470 you, this is the same Miss Ashley Curry that 00:10:55.470 --> 00:10:57.750 looked at me dead in the eye when I was in full 00:10:57.750 --> 00:11:00.570 drag, and she said... Yeah, I don't like this 00:11:00.570 --> 00:11:02.409 wig on you. I said, well, that's interesting, 00:11:02.509 --> 00:11:04.509 Ashley, because that's my actual hair. And she 00:11:04.509 --> 00:11:09.450 was right. I stand by Ashley Curry. Ashley Curry 00:11:09.450 --> 00:11:12.169 to me is an angel. I stand by her. She was right. 00:11:12.429 --> 00:11:15.230 It's horrid when you don't wear a wig. And it's 00:11:15.230 --> 00:11:19.070 horrid when you wear a wig. So I'm not sure where 00:11:19.070 --> 00:11:21.649 we're going to get. Honestly. Anything you want 00:11:21.649 --> 00:11:24.870 from Bits and Barbs, I will get for you. Any 00:11:24.870 --> 00:11:27.570 wig you want. Those that don't know, Bits and 00:11:27.570 --> 00:11:31.750 Barbs is the money laundering service that Barbs 00:11:31.750 --> 00:11:33.370 just bought. Long time listener of the podcast. 00:11:33.830 --> 00:11:37.009 She builds costumes, makes wigs. I think she 00:11:37.009 --> 00:11:38.950 just sells her own tights, to be honest. She 00:11:38.950 --> 00:11:41.029 does, yeah. And honestly, they're quite bilious. 00:11:41.070 --> 00:11:44.059 They're rancid. They'll walk to the post box 00:11:44.059 --> 00:11:45.600 themselves. She doesn't even need to post them. 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:47.220 Yeah, it's like in Manchester now, there's a 00:11:47.220 --> 00:11:49.139 thing on the trams. If you've ever been to Thailand, 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:50.480 they've got like, you're not allowed to bring 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:53.220 the durium, you know, the smelly fruit. And on 00:11:53.220 --> 00:11:55.419 the trams in Manchester, it actually says, please 00:11:55.419 --> 00:11:57.820 do not bring Barb's tights on board because the 00:11:57.820 --> 00:12:01.840 smell, it actually gets down, right down inside 00:12:01.840 --> 00:12:04.320 the seats and they just can't get rid of it. 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:06.120 Yeah, and that's why they have designs on the 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.620 seats so you can't see just how much stench has 00:12:08.620 --> 00:12:11.019 gotten on them. Speaking of stinky tights, Miss 00:12:11.019 --> 00:12:14.330 Georgie, What are you wearing? Oh my gosh, Titi. 00:12:14.350 --> 00:12:16.610 Well, the thing is, I really wanted to do something 00:12:16.610 --> 00:12:18.370 different today. You know, we're bringing the 00:12:18.370 --> 00:12:21.090 potty back. We really are. I wanted to do something 00:12:21.090 --> 00:12:24.710 that I don't normally do. And so what I've gone 00:12:24.710 --> 00:12:28.549 for is something very, very, very minimalist. 00:12:29.470 --> 00:12:34.009 And so I've got nipple. um pasties on right i've 00:12:34.009 --> 00:12:37.629 got nipple pasties on um i obviously as you know 00:12:37.629 --> 00:12:40.490 i neither have a penis or a vagina so i didn't 00:12:40.490 --> 00:12:42.350 need to cover anything it is just like just a 00:12:42.350 --> 00:12:45.129 barbie yeah i was gonna say kendall hump Well, 00:12:45.190 --> 00:12:46.870 actually, I would say it's more of a Kendall 00:12:46.870 --> 00:12:49.129 hump than it is a Barbie because it's actually 00:12:49.129 --> 00:12:52.049 quite large and in charge. Yeah, so I've got 00:12:52.049 --> 00:12:54.710 that. And then what I've just got all over my 00:12:54.710 --> 00:12:58.409 body is temporary tattoos of Hello Kitty. But 00:12:58.409 --> 00:13:00.970 instead of Hello Kitty, she's called Hello Slitty 00:13:00.970 --> 00:13:04.590 and she's a vagina. Right. Now, my first initial 00:13:04.590 --> 00:13:08.250 take from this ensemble that you're wearing right 00:13:08.250 --> 00:13:11.009 now is you did say minimalist and you only have 00:13:11.009 --> 00:13:12.909 the nipple pasties on. But for the listener, 00:13:12.970 --> 00:13:15.769 what you can't see, is miss georgie porgy's nipples 00:13:15.769 --> 00:13:19.269 are actually the size of a large dinner plate 00:13:19.269 --> 00:13:22.840 yes so even though it's a minimalist pasty, it 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:26.000 does actually cover 90 % of the surface of her 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:28.779 skin. Yes. And lots of people, sometimes when 00:13:28.779 --> 00:13:30.960 they see it for the first time, they might think 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:34.980 it's some sort of birthmark or, you know, I was 00:13:34.980 --> 00:13:37.659 cursed with it, similar to the Huzzy Potty kind 00:13:37.659 --> 00:13:40.279 of vibe. I was given it at birth, maybe by an 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:43.480 angry midwife. Or some people think maybe I've 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:46.360 gone to a athletic trainer and had some sort 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:49.620 of cupping done. But actually the truth is, this 00:13:49.620 --> 00:13:51.490 is... just the way i was born and in the words 00:13:51.490 --> 00:13:54.870 of lady gaga um i can't remember the song but 00:13:54.870 --> 00:13:57.210 you know born this way honey yeah that's the 00:13:57.210 --> 00:14:00.730 one um so yeah so it is taking up most of my 00:14:00.730 --> 00:14:03.309 body and the the issue with this look that i 00:14:03.309 --> 00:14:05.750 found is i really wanted to do it today but the 00:14:05.750 --> 00:14:09.870 thing is is my back is so full of acne at this 00:14:09.870 --> 00:14:14.690 time that i've been unable to attach uh the little 00:14:14.690 --> 00:14:19.340 miss slitty on uh tattoos on my back yeah so 00:14:19.340 --> 00:14:22.330 it's The back is just completely nude. But of 00:14:22.330 --> 00:14:24.629 course, you know, my bum and everything else 00:14:24.629 --> 00:14:28.250 is still there. Well, see, the trouble is with 00:14:28.250 --> 00:14:30.789 that much dried lube, you have to shower it off. 00:14:30.909 --> 00:14:32.970 Otherwise, it'll just get in the pores. It'll 00:14:32.970 --> 00:14:35.690 cause the abacus as you're experiencing. Yeah, 00:14:35.710 --> 00:14:38.490 and this actually, you mentioned lube, but actually 00:14:38.490 --> 00:14:42.909 this outfit is sponsored by my new lube company 00:14:42.909 --> 00:14:44.669 that I'm launching, which is called Live Laugh 00:14:44.669 --> 00:14:47.269 Lube. Live Laugh Lube. It's going to be available 00:14:47.269 --> 00:14:50.899 soon. Okay. Okay, great. And what are you wearing, 00:14:50.940 --> 00:14:54.179 Titi? I feel like I can almost smell what you're 00:14:54.179 --> 00:14:56.120 wearing, actually, but kind of talk us through 00:14:56.120 --> 00:14:58.399 it. Well, it's a very immersive experience, I'll 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:01.019 be honest. I'll explain the smell. So I'm in 00:15:01.019 --> 00:15:04.120 my... active phase at the moment and you know 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:07.139 speaking of using my own hair i've got a lovely 00:15:07.139 --> 00:15:09.039 i mean it's so long now we've passed the awkward 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:11.919 stage i'm no longer a female in the bahamas yeah 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:14.980 it's so long it's it's practically at my ankles 00:15:14.980 --> 00:15:17.440 but what i have done is one single french braid 00:15:17.440 --> 00:15:19.659 all the way down the back with a little mustache 00:15:19.659 --> 00:15:24.070 on the bottom wow and I'm very much akin to a 00:15:24.070 --> 00:15:27.409 Lara Croft kind of situation. I've got a nice 00:15:27.409 --> 00:15:30.850 baby blue crop top on, some cargo shorts. And 00:15:30.850 --> 00:15:34.169 the smell is because they are riding quite high 00:15:34.169 --> 00:15:37.669 up in the crotch area. It's actually the friction 00:15:37.669 --> 00:15:39.909 and the heat from me doing all those high kicks. 00:15:40.129 --> 00:15:42.950 It breaks down the fibres of the natural linen 00:15:42.950 --> 00:15:45.649 that I'm wearing. And it does kind of bring out 00:15:45.649 --> 00:15:50.250 that quite pungent. aroma there yeah um yeah 00:15:50.250 --> 00:15:53.090 on the foot i've got a custom -built five inch 00:15:53.090 --> 00:15:57.850 no platform laduka boot yes as always you know 00:15:57.850 --> 00:15:59.909 old habits die hard and that's kind of the vibe 00:15:59.909 --> 00:16:03.210 right now i will say um i find that the mustache 00:16:03.210 --> 00:16:06.370 is quite an interesting shape especially the 00:16:06.370 --> 00:16:08.649 type of mustache that you've chosen especially 00:16:08.649 --> 00:16:13.169 talking someone that lives in berlin um But it's 00:16:13.169 --> 00:16:15.590 an interesting look to it. I really like it when 00:16:15.590 --> 00:16:17.169 you do something with your hair because it's 00:16:17.169 --> 00:16:20.190 not very often. Well, it's a French plait. So 00:16:20.190 --> 00:16:21.710 that's why it's got the moustache on the bottom. 00:16:21.970 --> 00:16:25.470 I see. So it's completely not connected to what 00:16:25.470 --> 00:16:27.730 I was referring to. Well, I think it looks good. 00:16:27.789 --> 00:16:31.250 I like it. I do enjoy it. The only thing is, 00:16:31.330 --> 00:16:33.190 you know, you've grown your hair out and you've 00:16:33.190 --> 00:16:34.730 really put a lot of effort into growing your 00:16:34.730 --> 00:16:37.629 hair out. So it's interesting that around the 00:16:37.629 --> 00:16:40.250 edge of the ponytail, you seem to have done a 00:16:40.250 --> 00:16:42.350 bald cap. Yeah. Can you talk us through that? 00:16:42.450 --> 00:16:44.649 So the thing, the natural, you know, I was blonde 00:16:44.649 --> 00:16:47.070 as a baby. There, I said it. You've got it out 00:16:47.070 --> 00:16:49.250 of me. You said it. And under the sun, my hair 00:16:49.250 --> 00:16:51.830 goes naturally blonde. So it's actually not a 00:16:51.830 --> 00:16:54.950 ball cap. It's just the matting of all of the 00:16:54.950 --> 00:16:58.149 tips of my hair strands, which are very blonde 00:16:58.149 --> 00:17:00.649 beige colour. They've actually matted together 00:17:00.649 --> 00:17:03.309 in one single dreadlock below that moustache 00:17:03.309 --> 00:17:05.789 bobble there. And that is also the smell, by 00:17:05.789 --> 00:17:08.579 the way. that's the smell you know you know i 00:17:08.579 --> 00:17:14.480 i studied hairdressing for 47 years in moldova 00:17:14.480 --> 00:17:17.640 and one thing we one thing we learned during 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:24.559 that time is actually that you would know um 00:17:24.559 --> 00:17:27.859 is actually that you know the dread the fear 00:17:29.569 --> 00:17:33.410 Well, you know, it's... That's all I wanted to 00:17:33.410 --> 00:17:35.250 say. I didn't want to accuse you of anything. 00:17:35.450 --> 00:17:37.910 No, the thing is that it's a well -known Moldovian 00:17:37.910 --> 00:17:40.589 phrase and I'll translate it to English for everyone. 00:17:41.190 --> 00:17:43.430 But it basically means the thicker the dread, 00:17:43.670 --> 00:17:45.670 the stinkier the smell. And that's what we say. 00:17:45.730 --> 00:17:48.730 And I really enjoy that you said Moldovian instead 00:17:48.730 --> 00:17:51.150 of Moldovan, because Moldovia is actually the 00:17:51.150 --> 00:17:53.150 country from the Princess Diaries. So I'm glad 00:17:53.150 --> 00:17:55.490 that you've really kept up with European geography 00:17:55.490 --> 00:17:57.369 after school. Well, not that I want to smack 00:17:57.369 --> 00:17:59.069 you down and tell you you're wrong to your face 00:17:59.069 --> 00:18:00.710 and in front of all three listeners, but I'm 00:18:00.710 --> 00:18:04.549 pretty sure it's Genovia. OK, moving on. Splash. 00:18:07.950 --> 00:18:10.549 As we mentioned, we aren't on ships as much, 00:18:10.569 --> 00:18:12.670 but we still have some stories from our travels 00:18:12.670 --> 00:18:15.170 and stories from ships as well, as I'm sure you're 00:18:15.170 --> 00:18:18.190 aware. So this is the part of the party where 00:18:18.190 --> 00:18:21.130 we have some excess baggage that we want to unpack. 00:18:21.369 --> 00:18:23.309 We've got to unpack. We want to get your advice. 00:18:23.529 --> 00:18:25.369 We want to tell each other what's been going 00:18:25.369 --> 00:18:27.430 on in our lives because we are no longer joined 00:18:27.430 --> 00:18:30.109 at the hip. We did have the operation. Yes. And 00:18:30.109 --> 00:18:32.130 we're both travelling around to different parts 00:18:32.130 --> 00:18:34.150 of the world, as you can see. So, Georgie, what's 00:18:34.150 --> 00:18:36.730 been going on? Well, actually, hold that thought. 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:39.220 I knew you were going to do that. Hold your breath 00:18:39.220 --> 00:18:42.900 until I can say breathe. I do just want to acknowledge 00:18:42.900 --> 00:18:46.440 the elephant in the room, Miss Georgie. And then 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:48.809 I also just want to tell everyone... There's 00:18:48.809 --> 00:18:52.369 a reason why we're back after such a long hiatus. 00:18:53.109 --> 00:18:55.349 Yes. It's been nearly two years. Well, it's been 00:18:55.349 --> 00:18:57.069 over two years. Can you believe it? I can't believe 00:18:57.069 --> 00:18:59.470 it. Honestly, I feel like I've come back into 00:18:59.470 --> 00:19:01.490 this. We're 20 minutes in and I think to myself, 00:19:01.769 --> 00:19:04.150 it's just like... Why? Yeah, why? Why are we 00:19:04.150 --> 00:19:07.450 doing this again? No, time has flown. Time has 00:19:07.450 --> 00:19:10.849 gone slow. But there's one thing that I can say 00:19:10.849 --> 00:19:17.319 and that is that sometimes it snows. I do want 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:19.640 to say we're going to account for the malicious 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:21.519 rumours that have been spreading online as to 00:19:21.519 --> 00:19:24.779 why we started the podcast again. Georgie needs 00:19:24.779 --> 00:19:27.579 money. Miss Titty needs something to do. But 00:19:27.579 --> 00:19:29.539 it's so funny, literally the other day I got 00:19:29.539 --> 00:19:32.180 a complete random notification from PayPal saying, 00:19:32.259 --> 00:19:35.000 you've just received $1 .24 into the account. 00:19:35.579 --> 00:19:37.960 And I thought, what the frick is that? What is 00:19:37.960 --> 00:19:40.140 this? Where's this money coming from? You know, 00:19:40.140 --> 00:19:42.279 anyway, followed the trace, went the paper trail. 00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:45.259 We're obviously going through Bob, just Bob's 00:19:45.259 --> 00:19:47.160 money laundering business. So I had to go through 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:49.740 all that paperwork as well. But it turns out 00:19:49.740 --> 00:19:52.779 two years on. We've still got quite an active 00:19:52.779 --> 00:19:56.319 listener base. And a lot of them we found were 00:19:56.319 --> 00:19:58.700 in Germany. A lot of different places in Germany, 00:19:58.740 --> 00:20:01.039 Stuttgart, Hamburg, Berlin, all of these places. 00:20:01.099 --> 00:20:02.740 So I don't know what you've been doing over there, 00:20:02.799 --> 00:20:04.859 but people have been following The Scent and 00:20:04.859 --> 00:20:08.539 listening to old episodes of Up The Aft. So naturally, 00:20:08.660 --> 00:20:10.559 I messaged Miss Georgie Porgy saying, listen, 00:20:10.680 --> 00:20:12.680 it's a sign from the universe. We need to reboot 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.240 Up The Aft. And honestly... Since announcing 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:17.099 on Instagram, we've had some lovely feedback. 00:20:17.380 --> 00:20:19.680 We really have. Some also not so nice feedback. 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:21.440 But you know what? We're going to do it anyway. 00:20:21.579 --> 00:20:23.440 So here we are. Here we are. And people are jealous, 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:25.079 Titch. You know, they just get jealous of us 00:20:25.079 --> 00:20:27.599 every single time. But we can take more aft than 00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:29.559 they ever could. Absolutely. Well, with a figure 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:31.960 like mine and a... Whatever you've got going 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:33.880 on, how can they not be jealous? That's true. 00:20:34.039 --> 00:20:37.079 Much true. Well, Miss Titty, I've actually had 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:38.880 quite the adventure over the last two years, 00:20:38.940 --> 00:20:41.200 but I don't think we should cover the last two 00:20:41.200 --> 00:20:42.680 years because I think we might be here for a 00:20:42.680 --> 00:20:45.160 while. Well, yeah, I don't want to get all the 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:47.400 information out in one. We can kind of slow burn 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:48.980 it and deep tease it throughout the next few 00:20:48.980 --> 00:20:50.799 episodes because let's be honest, once we've 00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:52.200 been together for five minutes, we're going to 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:53.880 be sick and tired of talking to each other and 00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:55.960 we'll have nothing to speak about. So let's save 00:20:55.960 --> 00:20:57.579 that for the future. But just give me a bit of 00:20:57.579 --> 00:20:59.400 the cliff notes. What's been going on? Cliff 00:20:59.400 --> 00:21:04.089 notes, right. So, last October, left working 00:21:04.089 --> 00:21:06.750 on ships. Big decision for someone to make, isn't 00:21:06.750 --> 00:21:09.170 it? Well, any decision's big for you, yes. Yeah, 00:21:09.230 --> 00:21:11.430 every decision's big for me, especially fitting 00:21:11.430 --> 00:21:14.109 my big, big clothing into my big, big luggage 00:21:14.109 --> 00:21:17.829 for my big, big body in my big, big new life. 00:21:18.769 --> 00:21:22.430 You should rewrite that kid's book, you know, 00:21:22.430 --> 00:21:23.950 the skeleton book, where it's like, down the 00:21:23.950 --> 00:21:27.559 deep, deep stairs, in the deep, deep door. But 00:21:27.559 --> 00:21:30.779 it's just all about big things in my life. Listen, 00:21:31.000 --> 00:21:32.660 there's a market for it, honey. I'm telling you, 00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:34.579 there is a market for it. I'm off to Dragon's 00:21:34.579 --> 00:21:37.420 Den, Shark Tank, and I'm going to tell him. Deborah 00:21:37.420 --> 00:21:39.380 Mooden is not going to know what's hit her between 00:21:39.380 --> 00:21:44.039 the eyes. So, yes. So, yeah, no, so left ships, 00:21:44.220 --> 00:21:46.799 moved to Berlin. I'm having a... Bloody lovely 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:49.920 time. I'm still getting to go on the ships, but 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:53.339 I have kind of tried to do less and less of that, 00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:57.220 if I'm being honest, because at some point you 00:21:57.220 --> 00:21:59.259 do just have to stick your heels into the ground 00:21:59.259 --> 00:22:00.900 and you kind of just have to look up to the sky 00:22:00.900 --> 00:22:03.799 and be like, let me stay, you know? I agree, 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.019 you know, and as incredible as travelling is, 00:22:06.099 --> 00:22:08.039 I'll be honest, I don't want to be on a ship 00:22:08.039 --> 00:22:10.190 for nine months at a time. No, not for me. You 00:22:10.190 --> 00:22:12.410 know what I mean? Fly me out for a guest entertainer, 00:22:12.410 --> 00:22:13.809 which I know you don't really know what that 00:22:13.809 --> 00:22:16.089 is, but fly me out for a few days at a time. 00:22:16.109 --> 00:22:18.990 I'll pop on the ship for a few days, say hello 00:22:18.990 --> 00:22:21.769 and goodbye. And I want my feet firmly on the 00:22:21.769 --> 00:22:24.329 ground. Yes. Thank you very much. Me too, darling. 00:22:24.529 --> 00:22:27.470 But yeah, since I moved here, I've really, you 00:22:27.470 --> 00:22:30.230 know, a lot of people say to me, Tits, they say... 00:22:30.559 --> 00:22:33.680 Why Berlin? It's grey, it's this, it's blah, 00:22:33.700 --> 00:22:37.240 blah, blah. But I bloody love it. Honestly, my 00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:39.839 bones come alive when I'm in this city. You know 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:41.700 which bone I'm talking about. It's mostly muscle. 00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:45.279 I really am just having the best time. And I 00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:48.720 love all the art. I just bloody love everything. 00:22:49.140 --> 00:22:52.480 But I love the sex as well. It's just full of 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:57.420 sexy, attractive men. And the friends... like 00:22:57.420 --> 00:22:59.339 the friends I've made here, especially the closest 00:22:59.339 --> 00:23:01.680 friend I made here, he seems to be in connections 00:23:01.680 --> 00:23:03.839 and can hoots with all of the sexiest men in 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:07.759 Berlin, which obviously is helpful for me. And 00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:12.180 actually a very sexy man I recently saw in Berlin, 00:23:12.380 --> 00:23:15.220 who is a big friend of the podcast and a really 00:23:15.220 --> 00:23:18.240 good friend of mine and yours, because I don't 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:20.559 know, Titi, if you've heard of Folsom. No, I 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:22.680 don't know what Folsom is. I know what a Folsom 00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:24.720 is. I don't know what Folsom is. You do know 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:26.779 what a Folsom is because most of the time, your 00:23:26.779 --> 00:23:30.519 body is so large that you take up three. So every 00:23:30.519 --> 00:23:32.140 time you have a sexual interaction with someone, 00:23:32.180 --> 00:23:34.240 it's technically by the government and by the 00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:37.539 law. And by Bahamian passport regulations, here's 00:23:37.539 --> 00:23:39.440 a Folsom with a woman. Because you're a woman. 00:23:40.839 --> 00:23:44.559 But Folsom is, there's one in Berlin, which is 00:23:44.559 --> 00:23:46.640 Folsom Europe, and one in North America, which 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:48.819 is in San Francisco. And it's the biggest gay, 00:23:48.980 --> 00:23:51.660 not just gay, actually, everyone fetish festival. 00:23:51.900 --> 00:23:55.180 Fabulous. And you know who I got to see there? 00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:57.259 He was... They're staying at a friend's gorgeous 00:23:57.259 --> 00:24:00.220 million euro apartment. Of course. And was Jake 00:24:00.220 --> 00:24:03.420 the foodie. Jake the foodie. I mean, whenever 00:24:03.420 --> 00:24:06.099 there's a leather festival in Berlin, he is always 00:24:06.099 --> 00:24:09.119 close by. He is. Honestly, it was so lovely to 00:24:09.119 --> 00:24:12.180 see him. He's so funny. And my favourite thing 00:24:12.180 --> 00:24:15.000 about Jake is what I realised. Every single time 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:16.920 I bumped into him, he was with a different group 00:24:16.920 --> 00:24:19.259 of people. It made different friends. He was 00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:21.420 chatting, blah, blah, blah. In fact, one of the 00:24:21.420 --> 00:24:23.900 groups he was with, I walked up and Jake said, 00:24:24.039 --> 00:24:26.130 oh, I'm here, I'm here. So I thought, well, I'll 00:24:26.130 --> 00:24:28.230 go find him. So I found him. He's with this group. 00:24:28.250 --> 00:24:30.309 And you'll never guess who one of the people 00:24:30.309 --> 00:24:35.170 was in the group. Dolly Parton. No, it was what 00:24:35.170 --> 00:24:37.509 I'm affectionately calling, so I don't mind them, 00:24:37.549 --> 00:24:41.490 but my Berlin stalker. Someone that, yeah, lots 00:24:41.490 --> 00:24:43.990 of taps on Grindr. You've already interacted. 00:24:44.809 --> 00:24:48.849 Yes. And I've never seen them in real life, actually. 00:24:48.950 --> 00:24:51.950 It's always just online. Lots of messages I don't 00:24:51.950 --> 00:24:54.369 reply to. And of course, Jake is still... right 00:24:54.369 --> 00:24:56.809 next to them. So as I walk up and I say, Jake, 00:24:56.829 --> 00:24:59.349 Jake, so good to see you. Of course. The stalker's 00:24:59.349 --> 00:25:01.869 there. The stalker's there. But other than that, 00:25:01.890 --> 00:25:04.049 it was gorgeous to see him. You know, we love 00:25:04.049 --> 00:25:05.950 a bit of Jake the Foodie on this poddy. Of course. 00:25:06.009 --> 00:25:07.910 And for those of you that don't know, Jake the 00:25:07.910 --> 00:25:09.849 Foodie is, God, even I'm getting annoyed at me 00:25:09.849 --> 00:25:12.329 doing this all the time. Jake the Foodie. We've 00:25:12.329 --> 00:25:13.809 got to keep people up to date. You know what 00:25:13.809 --> 00:25:16.089 I mean? Jake the Foodie we worked with on a cruise 00:25:16.089 --> 00:25:17.410 line. We're not going to name, but it starts 00:25:17.410 --> 00:25:21.910 with V and ends in urgent orages. Yes. And actually, 00:25:22.009 --> 00:25:24.640 Jake is still... It's not the foodie anymore. 00:25:24.859 --> 00:25:29.460 It's just, what's Jake's Instagram handle? What's 00:25:29.460 --> 00:25:33.039 up next, Jake? No. What's up Jake next, I think. 00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:37.140 Let me know. What's next, Jake? The simplest 00:25:37.140 --> 00:25:39.339 version of what we were trying to say. Well, 00:25:39.380 --> 00:25:42.039 I think it should be what's up Jake next, because 00:25:42.039 --> 00:25:45.279 honestly. In Berlin. Who knows? Who knows? But 00:25:45.279 --> 00:25:48.220 Jake will be back in Berlin. I'm sure of it. 00:25:48.259 --> 00:25:50.380 And it was lovely to see him. And he's now creating 00:25:50.380 --> 00:25:53.700 gorgeous digital content online, mostly for Virgin 00:25:53.700 --> 00:25:56.059 Voyages. Well, fabulous. Well, it sounds like 00:25:56.059 --> 00:25:58.279 you're having an incredible time in Berlin. Yes. 00:25:58.420 --> 00:26:00.220 I love this. I'll have to come over and visit. 00:26:00.539 --> 00:26:04.359 Yeah. I'm away at the end of this month and I'm 00:26:04.359 --> 00:26:06.019 away in November. So feel free to come during 00:26:06.019 --> 00:26:10.329 those times. Fabulous. I will. Splash. Well, 00:26:10.329 --> 00:26:12.410 Tits, that was all about me, as the listeners 00:26:12.410 --> 00:26:15.710 like it. But of course, Wiz is a co -hosted podcast. 00:26:16.089 --> 00:26:17.890 One is the host, one's the co -host. So I'm going 00:26:17.890 --> 00:26:19.869 to pass over to my co -host now, Titsy Karkar. 00:26:19.910 --> 00:26:21.630 What the bloody hell have you been up to, love? 00:26:21.650 --> 00:26:23.710 Leading host of Up The App, that's right. Well, 00:26:23.950 --> 00:26:27.410 again, I left ships a few the other year. I've 00:26:27.410 --> 00:26:29.210 been lucky enough to travel around the world, 00:26:29.369 --> 00:26:31.910 been entertainment producing, doing some bits 00:26:31.910 --> 00:26:35.349 in drag, some guest slots in drag. So I'll be... 00:26:35.660 --> 00:26:37.880 popping up and down i have a few stories to tell 00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:40.559 as well from my time on different cruise lines 00:26:40.559 --> 00:26:42.660 as well but yeah no currently i'm house sitting 00:26:42.660 --> 00:26:45.519 in new york long story short uh the apartment 00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:48.440 i was based in manchester they sold the apartment 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:51.819 so i had to put all my stuff in storage and i'm 00:26:51.819 --> 00:26:54.579 very much living the nomad lifestyle i've got 00:26:54.579 --> 00:26:58.539 a one -way ticket i know and right now the destination's 00:26:58.539 --> 00:27:01.579 new york i love it why not but i will say right 00:27:01.579 --> 00:27:03.539 i did think of you the other day because i was 00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:06.619 in the airport naturally and you know as we do 00:27:06.619 --> 00:27:08.700 i'm not not that fussed about airports because 00:27:08.700 --> 00:27:10.720 we've been to so many you know the deal you check 00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:13.039 in you do the thing and you go through yeah normally 00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:16.799 if it's you know if the luggage is one one pound 00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:19.700 over or two pounds over I'm not going to be that 00:27:19.700 --> 00:27:21.640 person that opens the bag and takes everything 00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:23.519 out and makes a big fuss and drama in front of 00:27:23.519 --> 00:27:25.819 the counter, checking desk. I just usually pay 00:27:25.819 --> 00:27:28.380 the $30 or whatever it is, check the bag and 00:27:28.380 --> 00:27:30.740 then go through security. Right. The other day, 00:27:30.740 --> 00:27:33.880 and I was going to ask what your thoughts are, 00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:36.319 but let me just finish this first. I was at the 00:27:36.319 --> 00:27:38.660 checking desk and I'm not going to name any names. 00:27:38.740 --> 00:27:41.880 It was United Airlines. I checked in my bag and 00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.529 she said, oh. You're 52 pounds or something like 00:27:45.529 --> 00:27:48.190 two pounds overweight. I was like, okay, a pound, 00:27:48.250 --> 00:27:51.109 shit a pound. I said, okay, that's fine. She 00:27:51.109 --> 00:27:53.210 was like, do you want to take something out? 00:27:53.329 --> 00:27:54.970 I was like, no, it's fine. I'll pay the thing. 00:27:55.049 --> 00:27:59.109 And she went, you won't want to pay this. I thought, 00:27:59.309 --> 00:28:01.930 okay, darling, how much is it? And she was like, 00:28:02.029 --> 00:28:07.700 it's $220. What? Two? $120? Now, technically, 00:28:07.740 --> 00:28:09.240 it was only a pound and something or other, so 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:12.079 it'd cost me $220. But I said, absolutely not, 00:28:12.140 --> 00:28:14.180 darling. I am not paying over to... It was more 00:28:14.180 --> 00:28:16.339 than the price of the ticket. That's cheap as 00:28:16.339 --> 00:28:20.400 chips. No, that's ridiculous. It's normally like 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:24.440 one pound is max normally 30. Whatever it is. 00:28:24.500 --> 00:28:27.160 So you bet your sweet ass. I said, okay, Carol, 00:28:27.299 --> 00:28:30.059 thanks so much. Be right back. Took my suitcase 00:28:30.059 --> 00:28:32.200 away. I was throwing shoes out. I was throwing 00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:33.980 rhinestones out. I was throwing there, blah, 00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:36.380 blah, blah, blah. Anyway, got it down. When I 00:28:36.380 --> 00:28:38.279 went back to the checking desk, I had about three 00:28:38.279 --> 00:28:40.579 different outfits on, 14 hats and seven pairs 00:28:40.579 --> 00:28:42.519 of shoes, but I didn't have to pay for the overweight 00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:44.980 baggage fee. So what would you have done in that 00:28:44.980 --> 00:28:47.019 situation? Oh, there's no way. Listen, I'm the 00:28:47.019 --> 00:28:49.700 same as you. I've paid, I think, probably up 00:28:49.700 --> 00:28:53.480 to 100. dollars max is probably what I've paid 00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.160 for overweight luggage and that's after leaving 00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:58.000 a ship for six months and that I have a problem 00:28:58.000 --> 00:29:01.099 like I will go ashore in somewhere random like 00:29:01.099 --> 00:29:03.900 Amber Cove in the Dominican Republic and I will 00:29:03.900 --> 00:29:07.440 buy the drink where you pay an extra tenner and 00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:10.220 you get to get the massive glass and I will put 00:29:10.220 --> 00:29:12.640 the glass in my luggage and bring it home for 00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:16.420 absolutely no reason at all um right and so I 00:29:16.420 --> 00:29:19.099 will then have to go to the airport and pay But 00:29:19.099 --> 00:29:22.759 if I was in that situation, the Carol behind 00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:26.660 the desk, she would have muttered the word two. 00:29:26.900 --> 00:29:30.259 And then if anything other than zero came after 00:29:30.259 --> 00:29:33.599 that for 20, I would have reached over. I would 00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:36.400 have grabbed both of her witch's tits. I would 00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:40.640 have squeezed them so hard that she would never 00:29:40.640 --> 00:29:42.779 be able to use those tits again, not even for 00:29:42.779 --> 00:29:45.859 recreational sex. And I'm telling you, she would 00:29:45.859 --> 00:29:49.359 be done. She would be done. That is a joke. The 00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:51.059 funny thing was, I think she realised that I 00:29:51.059 --> 00:29:53.200 was kind of, she kind of felt sorry for me because 00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:55.279 after it, once I'd, you know, I'd paid, whatever, 00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:57.680 I'd not paid, I'd sent the thingy off. And what 00:29:57.680 --> 00:29:59.279 I do, because I travel a lot, instead of having 00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:01.200 to rip the stickers off the suitcase every time, 00:30:01.299 --> 00:30:03.420 I always carry around a Sharpie with me and I 00:30:03.420 --> 00:30:05.700 just, you know, scrape over the barcode and they 00:30:05.700 --> 00:30:08.599 stick the new sticker on, on top of it. And after 00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:11.440 it, she goes. oh, that's such a good idea. I've 00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:13.519 never seen anyone do that. And I thought, well, 00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:14.819 when you travel as much as me, love, I'm not 00:30:14.819 --> 00:30:16.339 taking time to take the sticker off and put it 00:30:16.339 --> 00:30:17.819 on. I'll just carry a sharpie around. And she 00:30:17.819 --> 00:30:20.019 was really trying her best to be like, oh, I 00:30:20.019 --> 00:30:21.700 really love your jumper as well. That's such 00:30:21.700 --> 00:30:23.759 a nice jumper. I thought, listen here, Carol, 00:30:23.980 --> 00:30:26.839 you could have had 200 squid out of me. You've 00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:29.900 not got it. So just check me in, move me on and 00:30:29.900 --> 00:30:32.839 get on with your life, you sad little girl. Yes, 00:30:32.839 --> 00:30:36.519 you sad little witch's tip. horrible little woman. 00:30:36.619 --> 00:30:39.279 I'm telling you though, they take the piss. You 00:30:39.279 --> 00:30:42.220 know, recently I was on a Ryanair flight and 00:30:42.220 --> 00:30:46.079 I opened up the... You know Ryanair is sometimes 00:30:46.079 --> 00:30:49.160 operated by Malta Air or Malta Air is operated 00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:51.059 by Ryanair or something like that. It was one 00:30:51.059 --> 00:30:54.460 of those flights and I opened up the thing and 00:30:54.460 --> 00:30:57.289 I looked and I thought... Oh, I might get something, 00:30:57.430 --> 00:30:59.150 you know, to eat on this flight. I didn't get 00:30:59.150 --> 00:31:01.009 anything in the airport. I arrived late. The 00:31:01.009 --> 00:31:07.609 lasagna, the microwavable lasagna titty was €9 00:31:07.609 --> 00:31:12.289 .50. And it was the size of my iPhone Pro Max 00:31:12.289 --> 00:31:17.589 17. Yes, the newest one. And I, the way I, I 00:31:17.589 --> 00:31:20.980 thought to myself, like, listen, I have. I've 00:31:20.980 --> 00:31:23.519 overpaid for food and drink all over the world. 00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:27.339 We all have, you know. We've all had a $30 cocktail 00:31:27.339 --> 00:31:30.960 in New York. We've all done it. But to sit and 00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.539 have a lasagna on Ryanair on a two -hour flight 00:31:34.539 --> 00:31:36.079 and it's going to cost you nearly 10 euros. And 00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:38.559 you're not going to get metal cutlery. They're 00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:40.640 going to give you a wooden spoon. Wooden, honey. 00:31:41.140 --> 00:31:43.700 Wooden. So that every bite you take, it's going 00:31:43.700 --> 00:31:46.180 to taste like a tree branch. And you know what? 00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:48.660 I'm going to have to admit this. I did it because 00:31:48.660 --> 00:31:52.420 I was so hungry. And I saw a girl online eat 00:31:52.420 --> 00:31:54.980 the lasagna and say it was nice. When I tell 00:31:54.980 --> 00:31:57.980 you when it came, it was literally as flat as 00:31:57.980 --> 00:32:02.500 titties back when she's in drag. It was so flat. 00:32:02.579 --> 00:32:05.680 There was one layer. Lasagna for me is only acceptable 00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:08.059 if there's more than three layers. That was just 00:32:08.059 --> 00:32:10.500 a sheet of pasta with some tomato sauce. Yeah, 00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:13.910 it was literally like... It was absolutely revolting. 00:32:13.910 --> 00:32:16.410 But I will tell you one thing that I did enjoy 00:32:16.410 --> 00:32:18.730 about it. I enjoyed the fact that the flight 00:32:18.730 --> 00:32:21.789 attendant had to scream down the aisle at the 00:32:21.789 --> 00:32:23.910 other flight attendant at the back because obviously 00:32:23.910 --> 00:32:26.930 the microwave's at the back maybe. And she screamed 00:32:26.930 --> 00:32:29.710 after I ordered it. All these people on a night 00:32:29.710 --> 00:32:35.430 flight. She went, one lasagna! I was dumb. But 00:32:35.430 --> 00:32:37.910 it also took about 25 minutes. We were nearly 00:32:37.910 --> 00:32:40.750 landed and I had, you know, Napoli's most famous 00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.930 dish in front of me. me flight yeah airlines 00:32:42.930 --> 00:32:45.089 take the piss they really take the piss too i 00:32:45.089 --> 00:32:47.329 mean i'll be i'll say i don't mind ryanair because 00:32:47.329 --> 00:32:49.170 you get what you pay for yeah if you want to 00:32:49.170 --> 00:32:52.029 pay for it you do but i just thought yeah united 00:32:52.029 --> 00:32:54.769 airlines listen don't don't get overweight luggage 00:32:54.769 --> 00:32:56.410 with them you'll bloody know about it yeah and 00:32:56.410 --> 00:32:59.730 you know it's funny recently i i've been upgraded 00:32:59.730 --> 00:33:04.109 a few times and uh going back now to doing small 00:33:04.109 --> 00:33:06.289 flights i'm paying for myself whether that's 00:33:06.289 --> 00:33:09.079 to go back to the uk or yeah Walking into the 00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:11.680 airport and realising that my only options are 00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:14.940 Burger King, Gordon Ramsay's shithole place, 00:33:15.059 --> 00:33:19.150 he's got a Heathrow, or... Pret -au -manager. 00:33:19.369 --> 00:33:22.509 Pret -au -manager, which is French for cost you 00:33:22.509 --> 00:33:24.509 through the fucking nose. Cost you through the... 00:33:24.509 --> 00:33:26.450 I mean, you want a tuna baguette. Talk about 00:33:26.450 --> 00:33:29.750 tuna, love. The tuna must have been caught, I 00:33:29.750 --> 00:33:31.630 don't know, in David Attenborough's personal 00:33:31.630 --> 00:33:34.849 lake. Right, right. I mean, but yeah, the options 00:33:34.849 --> 00:33:38.210 no longer having the lounge is... I mean, I just 00:33:38.210 --> 00:33:39.309 don't even want to talk about it because I'm 00:33:39.309 --> 00:33:40.769 one of the vegeteers. Okay, well, let's move 00:33:40.769 --> 00:33:53.849 on then. Disgusting. Wow, Titty, I think I might 00:33:53.849 --> 00:33:56.029 see something that we haven't seen in a while 00:33:56.029 --> 00:33:57.829 floating in the water. What is it? I thought 00:33:57.829 --> 00:33:59.589 you meant an audience, because I know you've 00:33:59.589 --> 00:34:01.529 not a paying audience in a while. You can be 00:34:01.529 --> 00:34:04.950 really, really nasty when you've got a long French 00:34:04.950 --> 00:34:07.369 plat on. Do you know that? It's time for Message 00:34:07.369 --> 00:34:09.769 in a Bottle. Reach out and grab it. Get it. Get 00:34:09.769 --> 00:34:15.440 that cork out. All over my witch's tip. Soak 00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:21.110 me through. Well, Titi, if this is the first 00:34:21.110 --> 00:34:23.690 time anyone's listening to Up the Arbed, we love 00:34:23.690 --> 00:34:26.969 it when people write in. And whenever people 00:34:26.969 --> 00:34:30.190 write in, it comes to us via a message in a bottle. 00:34:30.349 --> 00:34:32.730 Now, in this case, I found this message in a 00:34:32.730 --> 00:34:35.170 bottle in the Spree River, which, of course, 00:34:35.210 --> 00:34:39.030 is Berlin's river, which it was covered, I'm 00:34:39.030 --> 00:34:41.030 going to be honest, in some sort of substance, 00:34:41.170 --> 00:34:44.590 maybe live love lube, I'm not sure. But I picked 00:34:44.590 --> 00:34:47.730 it out of the river. And I think it's time that 00:34:47.730 --> 00:34:49.969 we give some advice to someone who really needs 00:34:49.969 --> 00:34:52.130 us, Tits. What do you think? Absolutely. Get 00:34:52.130 --> 00:34:54.090 that letter out. What's the message say, Miss 00:34:54.090 --> 00:34:56.880 Georgie? Well, first of all, this is coming in 00:34:56.880 --> 00:35:00.440 from Sally. And Sally is writing in from us. 00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:03.800 She's from Salford. So Sally from Salford. Hello, 00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:06.000 Sally from Salford. Hello, Sally from Salford. 00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:10.460 This is, Dear Titicaca and Georgie, I have accidentally 00:35:10.460 --> 00:35:16.320 become someone's boyfriend. Oh dear. I am a 34 00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:20.760 -year -old woman. And about two months ago, I 00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:23.730 went home with a man. Well, we love that. Fabulous. 00:35:24.030 --> 00:35:27.889 The sex was fine. It wasn't life -changing. And 00:35:27.889 --> 00:35:30.429 nobody got injured. And he had lovely towels. 00:35:30.590 --> 00:35:33.269 So I thought to myself, what a success. We all 00:35:33.269 --> 00:35:35.050 know what she was using. That's always a pleasant 00:35:35.050 --> 00:35:38.909 start. The next morning, I woke up and I left. 00:35:39.110 --> 00:35:41.650 A week later, after another night out of getting 00:35:41.650 --> 00:35:45.289 completely blottoed, I was very horny and nearby 00:35:45.289 --> 00:35:48.219 the apartment. Here's where the problem begins. 00:35:48.579 --> 00:35:51.639 I could not remember which flat was his. So I 00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:54.059 knocked on what I thought was the right door 00:35:54.059 --> 00:35:57.179 and a completely different man answered. And 00:35:57.179 --> 00:35:59.460 instead of admitting I had the wrong flat, I 00:35:59.460 --> 00:36:03.679 panicked and said, hi, it's me. He stared at 00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.539 me for a few seconds and said, oh my gosh, please 00:36:06.539 --> 00:36:10.860 come in. So I did. We had sex and I assume that 00:36:10.860 --> 00:36:14.239 was the end of it. It was not. Apparently, he'd 00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.139 been expecting a woman he'd been chatting to 00:36:17.139 --> 00:36:20.679 online for two years to knock on his door that 00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.900 very night, and I matched vaguely the description. 00:36:24.260 --> 00:36:26.880 Wow. I didn't correct him, and now we're six 00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:29.559 weeks in. I've met his friends. I have a toothbrush 00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:32.460 at his flat. He's cooked me lasagna. I hope not 00:36:32.460 --> 00:36:35.880 the Ryanair one. Twice. And last... And last 00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:39.199 Saturday, he introduced me as the woman who made 00:36:39.199 --> 00:36:43.199 me finally delete the apps. The problem is he 00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.400 still believes I'm the woman he originally was 00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:49.320 talking to online. Things keep coming up. Things 00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:53.079 like, you know, I still can't believe you used 00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:55.380 to live in Dubai and all these things about my 00:36:55.380 --> 00:36:57.519 life I told him online, which aren't true. So 00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:00.920 what am I going to do? Listen here, Sally from 00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:05.820 Salford. I want to help you out. And to be honest, 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:09.380 a motto of my life, not really romantically, 00:37:09.500 --> 00:37:12.360 but is professionally, fake it till you make 00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:15.519 it. So if he thinks you've lived in Dubai, walk 00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:17.679 down to the corner shop, get some Dubai chocolate, 00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:19.719 or just popped over to see me family, brought 00:37:19.719 --> 00:37:23.099 you back a little gift. Yes. I say fake it till 00:37:23.099 --> 00:37:25.159 you make it, Sally. I love it. And it actually 00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.360 says here that he thinks I manage a kindergarten, 00:37:27.579 --> 00:37:31.260 but she hates children. Right. And she used to 00:37:31.260 --> 00:37:33.900 live in Dubai. She's never been. So I think, 00:37:33.920 --> 00:37:35.940 to be honest, I think you're right, Titi. I think 00:37:35.940 --> 00:37:37.940 fake it till you make it. If you like this person, 00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:40.420 just keep lying. Absolutely. And just keep lie. 00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:43.340 Lie. At the end of the day, lie. And the thing 00:37:43.340 --> 00:37:45.199 is, what I want to know is what happened to the 00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:48.010 actual person. that was supposed to meet him 00:37:48.010 --> 00:37:50.130 that night. They obviously didn't show up. You 00:37:50.130 --> 00:37:51.989 know, they didn't message back and say, hey, 00:37:52.070 --> 00:37:53.889 where were you? I didn't see you. So this is 00:37:53.889 --> 00:37:56.329 written in the stars. It's meant to be Sally. 00:37:56.650 --> 00:37:58.929 Sally from Salford. Sally from Salford. And what 00:37:58.929 --> 00:38:02.010 I will say is my opinion when it comes to relationships 00:38:02.010 --> 00:38:05.630 and love is always going to fall back on lie. 00:38:05.789 --> 00:38:08.210 Lie through your teeth, you know, because there 00:38:08.210 --> 00:38:11.210 really isn't anyone on this earth now that Dolly 00:38:11.210 --> 00:38:13.710 Parton's left that is actually... That's worth... 00:38:13.949 --> 00:38:16.170 Telling the truth. You know, there's no one here 00:38:16.170 --> 00:38:18.409 that's actually, you know, no one's coming to 00:38:18.409 --> 00:38:21.829 save you, love. Just lie. I would even say maybe 00:38:21.829 --> 00:38:25.789 go into Photoshop, maybe edit some pictures of 00:38:25.789 --> 00:38:28.869 yourself in Dubai. Maybe she could even buy a 00:38:28.869 --> 00:38:31.630 kindergarten, no license, and just let children 00:38:31.630 --> 00:38:35.570 come in for free. And she doesn't have to teach 00:38:35.570 --> 00:38:38.710 them. She doesn't have to like them. She could 00:38:38.710 --> 00:38:40.829 even kick them. She could definitely do that. 00:38:40.989 --> 00:38:46.150 I think the best solution is to lie and or either 00:38:46.150 --> 00:38:48.630 find this, you know, the other person whose place 00:38:48.630 --> 00:38:51.809 she did take and steal their identity and kill 00:38:51.809 --> 00:38:53.949 them. I like that. Bury them in the garden. We 00:38:53.949 --> 00:38:56.429 always end up telling them to murder people. 00:38:56.630 --> 00:38:59.449 And I love that. So thanks, Sally from Salford, 00:38:59.469 --> 00:39:01.809 for writing in. I hope this did help. Do let 00:39:01.809 --> 00:39:05.690 us know how. how you get on with your new romantic 00:39:05.690 --> 00:39:09.610 relationship. I do enjoy, I forgot to say, but 00:39:09.610 --> 00:39:12.510 she did sign it at the end saying, signed, wrong 00:39:12.510 --> 00:39:15.050 door, right hole, which I thought was quite nice. 00:39:15.210 --> 00:39:17.329 Wrong door, right hole. Now that is romantic. 00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:20.650 I love that. I love that too. Well, if you too 00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:24.309 need some inspiration, some advice, you know, 00:39:24.389 --> 00:39:26.829 or you have a question, you can also send us 00:39:26.829 --> 00:39:28.630 a message in a bottle. And Georgie, how can they 00:39:28.630 --> 00:39:31.230 do that? Well, they could always go onto our 00:39:31.230 --> 00:39:35.909 Instagram at uptheaft and send it via our DMs. 00:39:35.909 --> 00:39:39.369 And also in our link titty now, people can send 00:39:39.369 --> 00:39:42.110 us voice notes, can't they? You can send us a 00:39:42.110 --> 00:39:45.210 message in a bottle voicemail, which is all the 00:39:45.210 --> 00:39:47.639 range these days, yes. That is all. the range. 00:39:47.860 --> 00:39:50.239 And you can find all that information on our 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:53.360 Instagram, as I mentioned, which is at uptheaft. 00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:56.099 That's right. And wait, hold on a minute. I was 00:39:56.099 --> 00:39:58.360 going to say your Instagram handle, but you've 00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:01.019 changed it. I know. And you know what I thought 00:40:01.019 --> 00:40:03.199 to myself, it's going to ruin her little nasty 00:40:03.199 --> 00:40:05.500 intro that she used to do. It is going to ruin 00:40:05.500 --> 00:40:07.960 my little nasty outro that I used to do, because 00:40:07.960 --> 00:40:10.699 for those of the long -time listeners do know, 00:40:10.760 --> 00:40:12.840 for the new listeners that don't know, it used 00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:15.159 to be MissGeorgiePorgieUK. And I'd always used 00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:16.760 to say, because she's never done a gig. out of 00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:18.940 the country. But because you're well and truly 00:40:18.940 --> 00:40:22.199 in Berlin, you are technically international. 00:40:22.460 --> 00:40:24.940 Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, 00:40:24.980 --> 00:40:28.199 it's now Babes It's Georgie Porgie because you 00:40:28.199 --> 00:40:30.400 know I love the word babes. Yeah, and the first 00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:33.920 time I saw it, because I'll be honest, I wasn't 00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:37.900 following you. So when we rebooted the podcast 00:40:37.900 --> 00:40:40.579 and I was trying to search for your name, I thought 00:40:40.579 --> 00:40:44.980 it said Babes It's Georgie Porgie instead of 00:40:44.980 --> 00:40:47.219 Babes It's. Do you get what I mean? I thought 00:40:47.219 --> 00:40:49.599 you were sitting on something. Babe Sits. Babe 00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:51.320 Sits, Georgie Paltry. Yeah, well, the only thing 00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:54.500 I'm sitting on, Tits, is a secret. And it's not 00:40:54.500 --> 00:40:57.300 really a secret. And that is that the real secret 00:40:57.300 --> 00:41:02.019 is that Titty Kaka is a nasty vindictive. Well, 00:41:02.059 --> 00:41:04.280 if you want to follow Georgie, you can. At Babes, 00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.360 it's Georgie Paltry. And if you want to follow 00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:09.599 Titty Kaka, you can. At Titty underscore Kaka 00:41:09.599 --> 00:41:11.500 underscore, because she's very underwhelming. 00:41:11.639 --> 00:41:13.619 Boom! That's right. You've got it. I've not... 00:41:13.809 --> 00:41:14.809 I haven't thought of one for yours yet, but I 00:41:14.809 --> 00:41:17.070 will. I'll get one for later. All right. And, 00:41:17.150 --> 00:41:19.030 of course, that's right. Follow us. Leave us 00:41:19.030 --> 00:41:21.230 a five -star review. Leave us a one -star review, 00:41:21.449 --> 00:41:23.269 honestly, and we'll read it out on the podcast. 00:41:23.750 --> 00:41:26.670 Love it. Find us on YouTube. And you can listen 00:41:26.670 --> 00:41:29.789 to this podcast literally anywhere you get your 00:41:29.789 --> 00:41:33.030 normal podcast. We're on Spotify, Deezer, iHeartRadio, 00:41:33.030 --> 00:41:35.090 Apple Podcasts. Too many. Honestly, too many 00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:37.610 places, to be honest. All right, then. Well, 00:41:37.610 --> 00:41:39.309 I'm off. Miss Georgie Porgie, we're back. Anything 00:41:39.309 --> 00:41:41.090 you want to close out with and say to our fabulous 00:41:41.090 --> 00:41:44.800 listeners for the... The return of Up The App. 00:41:44.980 --> 00:41:47.199 The only thing I'd like to close out really is 00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:49.619 our relationship and your career. Great. Fabulous. 00:41:49.780 --> 00:41:51.460 We'll tune in next time. We don't know when it's 00:41:51.460 --> 00:41:53.800 going to be. But it will be at some point. Bye.