1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,920 Are you love I'm coming in from the UK you are good you've been around the world and I I I 2 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:09,920 Can't find me baby. How are you doing all the way over there? Yes, well, I still can't find my baby 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,560 You are oh tell me about it later after the introduction 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,560 All right 5 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:36,960 Well everybody welcome back she is that little bit of spinach still stuck in your teeth it is miss Georgie Porgie UK 6 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:44,480 Hey, hello, and she is the syphilis that killed off Henry the eighth and many other Tudors. Mrs Titty Kaka 7 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,520 Hello, sir. Oh, hi. How are you doing? 8 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,880 No, oh, it's good to hear your voice chock off speaking of which I'll get on to that later 9 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,820 That reminds me of something but you've just been slingshot her back around the world to the UK 10 00:00:56,820 --> 00:01:03,200 Oh my god, I'm bringing up the after the UK after being in Miami for four months 11 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:09,980 I just can't help myself tits, but you know what they say catch flights not syphilis. I mean, I've caught both well, so 12 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,800 Here we are speaking of catching things. What the hell are you wearing? 13 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:17,320 Because you've not caught any style on your way over to the UK. That's for sure 14 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:24,800 Well, you know some might say because art is subjective and I've gone for a very arty farty look right art or bust 15 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,280 One would say yes again, you know 16 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,360 You can buy those plasters for kids plasters 17 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:40,300 And they've got yes what I've done is I've gone around the world and I found all the different pepper pig plasters 18 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,320 And I've got completely naked shaved my whole body 19 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:48,820 Including my taint and I've just covered them in those stickers 20 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,660 Well, I can see you know, I can actually see a few of the different countries that you've got them from there 21 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:55,940 You've got a pepper pig in clogs. Yes 22 00:01:55,940 --> 00:02:01,860 On that one there and I'm sitting on plaster that you've got just covering the nipple that one must have been from Germany because they're in a 23 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:04,660 Lederhosen with a yes actually 24 00:02:05,420 --> 00:02:10,220 Both the nipples a a German as the other side is a curry worst 25 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:15,060 Which is a bit controversial because obviously pepper pig is pork 26 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:18,500 Yes, and then just just down on my feet 27 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:25,000 I've got pleases and inside the clear bit of the stripper hill like putting something inside the box of the stripper heel down 28 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:30,060 Yeah, you know meat it and in there is actually just a cut up sausage, right? 29 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:34,580 So it really was in theme of pepper pig it is and then just on my head 30 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,940 I've made kind of a pink swell wig 31 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:43,180 Yes, and from the top it is actually the shape of the the nose 32 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:47,140 Have I ever told you about me in China titty getting called? 33 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:53,100 so well when I was I was in China when I was working for another cruise line and 34 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:57,980 I just got off the ship and this little kid runs up to me and goes George George 35 00:02:57,980 --> 00:03:00,980 And I thought I know my name he goes George pig 36 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:04,540 George pig from pepper big the dad 37 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:09,460 I think he's called George or is it the cousin or something anyway, but it gets even worse because about a month later 38 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:14,020 Another kid on the ship who was Chinese said to his mom 39 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:18,340 Oh like the pig and the mum said which pig so they were asking me in English 40 00:03:18,660 --> 00:03:22,180 Because my colleague was like I'll never saying pig in Mandarin and pointing at you 41 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:28,340 And and she said the one with the hair dryer nose because the nose looks like a head 42 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:32,020 And they were calling me pepper thing 43 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:37,860 Incredible nasty cow see you thought you know what I'm gonna monetize on it 44 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:44,100 I'm gonna that's gonna be my drag aesthetic and you look absolutely lovely well thanks for asking what I'm wearing as always yes 45 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:49,940 I'll tell you I don't know if we spoke about it last week the a lovely little shop in Australia called House of Priscilla 46 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:55,780 Yes, we did I don't know if we did or yeah, yes, we did I can't remember off slept since then with ten men 47 00:03:55,780 --> 00:03:59,720 Yeah, I went absolutely ham. I said listen. I've got a hundred dollar bill 48 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:04,420 What can I get from here, and I've completed a look so on my head. I've got three head pieces 49 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:08,820 None of them match no I've got a on the bus 50 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:11,580 I should say we were actually padded to the gods 51 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:17,800 I padded today got a lovely breast padding a nice white payette sequin 52 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:22,360 Kind of two-piece moment. That's very strappy, and it ties across the back 53 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:30,120 And then on the shoe they didn't have any shoes in there that actually fit my dainty delicate woman size to thin foot 54 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:36,080 Right, so I did just have to settle for the ladooka obviously you know of course case 55 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:40,980 I know we are really well. We knew that was coming out on the wig a lovely a blonde tipped frosted 56 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:47,080 Extremely short Bob just poking underneath them headdresses well you look nice tits 57 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:53,200 I don't say that often, but it is nice to see you in something of quality 58 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:59,200 Yes, because normally a hundred dollars. You know that could be for you really five or six outfits 59 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:03,160 We're for fabric. I mean I'm not paying labor because I'm doing it myself 60 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:08,000 You are you are and I don't pay labor either because I've got Bob just Bob. Yeah, so 61 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,640 She does don't call jab at that well it is 62 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,840 Um it's gorgeous to see you tits, and you do look lovely 63 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:21,320 But um I don't think anyone's gonna ever see these outfits are they why is that miss Georgie? 64 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:25,840 And the reason that is is because unfortunately neither of us actually have 65 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,880 toes 66 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:34,080 And therefore people without toes are not allowed to have Instagram anymore. It's a new thing. They just brought in 67 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,360 It's in the it's in the French. We can't post. We can't post yes anything 68 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:44,960 I just want to say just while we're talking about toes and trotters and you did say you had a hundred dollar 69 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:51,400 Note or bill and you were gonna go ham was that a reference to me because I got called pepper pig 70 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:56,360 Yeah, 100% absolutely if you if you were an animal miss Georgie Porgi 71 00:05:56,360 --> 00:06:01,160 You'd be a whole hock of ham I worked mama and if you were an animal titty 72 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:05,700 You'd still be an ugly piece of shit right let's move on splash 73 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:09,340 You know they often say absent absence makes the heart grow fonder, but for us 74 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:15,140 I just think it makes us more cynical yeah, it does and honestly they do say that but they also say that if you get an abscess 75 00:06:15,140 --> 00:06:17,660 You're more likely to die. Yeah, so 76 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:22,580 Right, right, so tick-tock for you them tick-tock 77 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:26,860 I see them welts under them tights thinking about so I was just you know 78 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:30,100 We've made a big comeback last week listening to the old pod yes 79 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,140 I was doing a lap on the the running track outside upstairs 80 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,780 And a bearing in mind we did for the time zone for me 81 00:06:36,780 --> 00:06:40,420 It was 8 a.m.. In the morning, but I sounded like Bloody Barry white 82 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:44,420 I honestly said I sounded I was listening to myself 83 00:06:44,420 --> 00:06:47,460 And I was like Christ is that and it was just early in the morning 84 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:50,140 I sounded like I'd smoked 20 packets of cigarette 85 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:54,900 I just cut up the top of the packet of a cigarette and just smoke the chart yeah 86 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:59,700 I just shoved it in me gulp, but the thing is I was like Jesus is that's what I sound like a 87 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:05,300 Well the thing is tits is that do you change your voice in drag or when when you're in and out of drag? 88 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:09,860 That's a great. You don't really do you if anything I'm more obnoxious when I'm in drag 89 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:12,620 Yeah, I just think you get a bit more camp whereas 90 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:16,140 I think I do bring up my voice slightly, but I think I have to compensate 91 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:22,980 Do you tone it up a few? I do but I have to compensate because you could look like listen if someone had some rose-colored 92 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:27,460 Glasses on a bit of cataracts. Should be a woman. Yeah, you could think from the top 93 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:33,780 You could be a woman only the voice that kind of shocks people really isn't it because people see me and they think that is a 94 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:40,020 Biological female until I open my mouth, then it's I yeah, obviously they think you were born with a you know to 95 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:45,740 Into the world, but for me they see me and they say mama. That's a man. That's a man 96 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,580 I mean if the beard didn't give it away 97 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:53,260 It's the way I walk why and then when you open your mouth. It's like a choir boy. It is I open my mouth and I'm like 98 00:07:53,260 --> 00:07:58,260 I think I've had the voice surgery. Yeah, they think I'm on estrogen 99 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:02,020 You've had your voice box ripped out thrown in the washer and put back in again correct 100 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:06,300 Um, but they did forget to put it in the dryer and that's why that's why I get so wet so easy 101 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:12,540 It's a nightmare. It's a little bit moldy though. No, but that's the thing is it's even funnier because you know 102 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:16,380 You normally you've just got titty's voice like titty's voice is titty's voice 103 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:21,980 But I did listen back to the voice of the voice of the voice of the voice of the voice of the voice of the voice of the voice 104 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:26,180 But I did listen back as well while I just stopped off at a new coffee spot on the Isle of Wight 105 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:34,160 Yes, and I was walking there and walking back and I listened to the poddy and I thought bloody hell 106 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:39,020 I opened up and it was you go. Well, welcome back to your podcast. I thought 107 00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,540 I didn't notice at the time 108 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:46,180 Someone's dad. Someone's dad lover, but no talking a coffee 109 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,740 Obviously every time I come home nothing has changed on the Isle of Wight 110 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:56,100 Absolutely, because when I say home, I've come to see my parents was really home for me now is Manchester 111 00:08:56,100 --> 00:09:02,540 But I've come back to see my you know, my parents and my family and my friends and my best friend is bloody pregnant 112 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:06,180 So, you know got a look after her. You've got to do my due diligence 113 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:12,940 Yeah, but I'm you know, I thought I'm gonna have a Google and see if you know 114 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:17,700 There's anything new about so I go on Google and I'm scrolling around and you know, it shows you the cafes 115 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:24,780 I knew one popped up. Oh, that's bloody new and they've renovated in the town on the Isle of Wight 116 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:29,140 There used to be a place you could get your car fixed. What's that a garage? Yeah, I think a garage 117 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,700 Yeah, but they it was a garage for tractors 118 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:37,500 Shockingly on the Isle of on the Isle of Wight and they've converted it now into a tattoo 119 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,700 parlor 120 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:40,780 place 121 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:45,900 Barbours and this artisan cafe and I just went down there to check it out 122 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:49,820 So you went and I got a honeycomb ice latte. You got your head shaved 123 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:53,460 You got a new tattoo when you got a lovely drink. I did and I got me tractor fixed 124 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:58,540 It was obviously it was iconic. No, it's absolutely the nicest latte ever 125 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:03,700 But I do have one I do have one favorite coffee shop on the Isle of Wight 126 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:09,740 And actually it was my child one of my childhood dance teachers now owns it. She's still a teacher 127 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:13,380 She still owns a theater school. She just does the dance class in the coffee shop 128 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:19,180 She does actually so what she does is she does from 3 p.m. To 4 p.m. She does 129 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:24,540 barista dancing where you kind of hold coffee cups and 130 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:27,620 Such and then from 5 to 6 131 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:32,020 What she does is she does commercial but it's commercial with cups 132 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:36,020 So on your feet instead of shoes you have cups and you're kind of in a high hill position 133 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:40,280 The actual cook. Yes, and the whole time you are making coffee showed me 134 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,960 You're grinding the coffee beans by dancing on them 135 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,960 And I can remember you sent me a picture not so long ago and there's actually a ballet bar behind 136 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:53,800 Yes, the coffee counter. Yes, and it is usually the younger group of the age 0 to 3s 137 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:58,600 When they're doing their tiny tots ballet, they're the ones actually pouring the scald in hot water 138 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,280 I just think it's a great concept. It's a great concept 139 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:05,280 And if people get burnt they get burnt. It's community feel. It is. If they get burnt 140 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,760 They'll not do it again. If they do then it's their own fault 141 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:11,640 It's their own fault. But no if you are on the Isle of Wight 142 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:16,360 You should definitely check out the coffee bubble in Sandown on the seafront by the pier 143 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:22,120 It's gorgeous the coffee bubble because well they used to titty they used to have like, you know those 144 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,880 Mobile units, I'm not sure what they're called 145 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,560 But it was like an airstream and it used to sell coffee and they used to do 146 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:34,160 Like weddings and events and they used to be like outside by the beach 147 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:39,680 And they just used to kind of roll up and make gorgeous coffee and cakes, but now they've actually got their own cafe 148 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:43,040 And on it's literally on the beach. Is it expensive? 149 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:48,120 Are you taking a mortgage out just for a slice of cake and a cup of tea? No, it's reasonable 150 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,440 So yeah big shout out to the Derbyshers. Love it 151 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,640 I love that. Well I can't say I'm ever that pulled to come down to the Isle of Wight 152 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,040 But if I'm ever, you know 153 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:02,600 Stuck in transit or unable to get back and somehow end up there I'll come and say hi. Definitely. Definitely 154 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,000 I bet you've been sold a few things out of a bloody trailer 155 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,840 Haven't you love you see you struck me as that sort of child you just get in the back of a trailer 156 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:15,480 For anything a cookie and lollipop. Oh god. Yeah, actually another trailer 157 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:20,680 And I came across a trailer salesman who told me to get into the back of the trailer to look at other trailers 158 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,960 Yeah, well why not in for a penny in for a trailer? 159 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:28,480 You know what I mean love. Have you seen on tik tok the spud man? No, right. I'm obsessed with it titty 160 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:34,240 So what it is is there's a man and he basically does jacket potato 161 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,920 So you've got actually no, I think I have and there was like there was one but he gives them away for free 162 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,560 Does yeah, so he started making videos right the end of the day 163 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,600 He was giving them away to people for free 164 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:48,380 I've seen it and there's he pulls the shutter up and there's a big long big off fucking line all these cheap 165 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,440 scape all these 166 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:55,640 They're open they're gonna be the funny one, but he takes their tenner and then they just want 167 00:12:55,640 --> 00:13:01,880 Oh, the funniest thing is is I love it as these people go and they get to jacket potatoes as a tenner, right? 168 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:06,240 They give the tenner over and he says here's your change. It's it back. You've only given a tenner 169 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,800 They take the change back and walk away like they've not noticed 170 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:14,400 I think you want you're there on purpose to get the free jacket potato. Yeah, they know they know 171 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,920 When they hand over that tenner and then they get the change back 172 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:22,740 But there's no change to be given and they go and then they turn around five minutes later for the video 173 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:28,020 Oh my god, it was for free. So it's only fucking jackpot a type. Yeah, they do that. They look delicious 174 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:34,760 I found the question is is I mean they someone worked out on tick-tock that he's earning about 175 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:43,160 85k between the jacket potatoes and the tick-tock creator fund a mama. It's it's screaming tax fraud 176 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,160 You know what? I mean, it's screaming money. It's screaming 177 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,760 Oh in a but a he'll be making the potatoes out of his cell before you know 178 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:57,440 Oh absolutely, and he had one big competitor called the spud bros that were in different town selling these these things and then tick-tock 179 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:02,560 Just got taken down suit. I'm I'm pretty sure that he came for them, but I think it's hilarious 180 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:07,240 But the question is I'm gonna ask you titty if you had a jacket potato with beans and cheese 181 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,620 Are you partial to a jacket potato with beans and cheese? 182 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:13,040 Do you put the cheese on first and the beans on top or the beans? 183 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,280 And then the cheese and then the cheese correct, but he does it the other way around 184 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:21,480 No, I just know absolutely no I know you know what I do 185 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,320 I take it off him and throw it back in his face 100% 186 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,840 Even if it was free even if it was free and I paid him to take it back 187 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,920 And he got off a big slab of Le Pack butter 188 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:37,680 I mean the oh the jacket potato the jacket of the potato I should say and you know the little bomber jacket that they were 189 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:42,060 Yeah, it's gonna be very crispy a nice dry crunch when you bite into it 190 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:42,240 Yeah 191 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:48,440 And I just feel like you don't get the experience unless you're eating it with a shitty plastic knife and fork that snaps after one use 192 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:55,760 Definitely yeah, and you get a couple you know you swallowed a couple of the the bits of the fork the prong snap the prong love 193 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:00,320 Oh, I love it. No, I ever go as far as to have tuna on a jacket potato 194 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,760 No, any hot tuna is not for me 195 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,520 If you're 196 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:12,440 Listen if you are heating up tuna you're in any way you are a disgusting vile 197 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:16,320 Piece of shit, and you don't deserve employment 198 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:22,240 You don't deserve a roof over your head not only right right begging for a free jacket potato 199 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,880 Yes, give that a pass all right, but if you're there begging for a free jacket potato 200 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,800 And then you ask for hot steam and tuna no there's a special place in hell for you 201 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,840 There's a Diane from Wolverhampton 202 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:38,280 Honestly Diane from Wolverhampton. She's queued up for five hours 203 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:43,240 She's traveled 200 miles just to get a shitty free potato covered in roasting tuna. Oh 204 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:55,600 No, but the worst thing is the worst thing is and the idea of putting cheese and then steaming hot 205 00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:02,800 Tuna oh, it's revolting and then you're you're closing the polystyrene lid and sticking the fork in that 206 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,120 I'm sorry. It's disgusting 207 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:10,080 You know what I do and the interesting thing is what tell me tell her to put her fingers on the ledge of that that van 208 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:14,160 And then I just slam the shutter on him as quick as I can as quick as I fucking can yeah 209 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:18,680 But the worst thing is as well as watching and the tuna is meant to be cold 210 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:23,440 But because it's next to the beans in the hot thing with the curry and the chili around it 211 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,560 Oh, it's definitely warm. It's definitely warm. I just you'd have the shits for a week 212 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:32,720 Oh your shits for the week. I had the shits just looking at the video. I know girl 213 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,120 I saw a woman in Starbucks yesterday 214 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:41,520 I was waiting for the ferry to come back to the Isle of Wight and it kitty it was 9 a.m. And she had a 215 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,760 tuna 216 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,200 Panini no right tuna panini 217 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,720 Melt and she had it toasted 218 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:54,000 I thought I could smell it from about a meter away 219 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:00,320 And she was shoving it in anything that goes in that toaster after that tuna melt is fucked 220 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,440 You want a lovely ham and cheese croissant covered in tuna? 221 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,640 You want a lovely chocolate brownie nice and toasted covered in tuna correct? 222 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,400 It just ruined ruins for everyone else oh it's disgusting 223 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:14,840 But I had them they had tatertops that had sriracha 224 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:20,800 They had sriracha with pepper jack cheese yeah, and blah blah blah luckily 225 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,640 I got in there before the tuna fucking panini was even out it was a breakfast food 226 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,080 I had that and that was delicious. I had a punch down. Yeah, I had a punch down 227 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:34,760 Yeah, but what what a week. I mean I feel like we're turning into the TikTok review. I was just gonna say I love it 228 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:45,640 I was I expecting to be this heated about heated tuna absolutely not, but I'm glad we got there me too right splash 229 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,720 Well tits I've got some good news 230 00:17:54,720 --> 00:18:00,120 Oh about time come on spit it out now as you know from being a diehard fan of up the aft 231 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:06,560 You probably knew that me and titty spent the summer in Greece with the sponges 232 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:12,120 With the overnight in mickenhouse we had a fabulous time me and tits now 233 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:19,240 Something that has not always been spoken about in Greece is gay rights, but if you've seen the news 234 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,440 Greece has just legalized gay marriage 235 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:28,580 Look at that says no one is one of the homo most homophobic countries in the world and yet 236 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,760 They've got some of the best gay nightclubs 237 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,560 You can now get married there mama and actually the first gay couple 238 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,960 One of them funnily enough this did make me laugh is called you Rosh. I thought of course he is 239 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:47,120 You Rosh and the other ones called Kevin who's Americans giving green is giving green 240 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:53,920 Yeah, other first gay men's get married in Greece. Well wish them all the best and how exciting so fabulous 241 00:18:53,920 --> 00:19:00,320 Congratulations, you're awesome Kevin. Yeah, man, and I'm me and city. We're gonna be back in Greece together this summer 242 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,160 Which is exciting really bloody well and let me I cannot wait to get back to our 243 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,600 The whole the regular haunts I should say that we had last year 244 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:13,280 I know very excited to be going there and actually that leads leaders on 245 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,080 speaking of 246 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:21,740 You know the time zones and being in different different places what people don't realize I think is ownership 247 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:26,200 You know I say normal people regular people who just stay on land and have a job on land 248 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,040 You put your clocks forward or back, you know what twice a year twice a year 249 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:34,680 Yeah, spring forward fall back now if you're on a ship 250 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,920 I bring this up because it's currently happening we're going between time zones 251 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,900 So we have to do it a lot more regularly for example tonight 252 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:47,240 We're on the way to New Zealand's current, so we've just got a little message through saying at 2 a.m 253 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:51,680 We're gonna put our clocks forward. It's a nice. I said hold on a minute. I'm going to bed 254 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:57,280 I'm losing an hour of sleep. I've got to be up at dawn's crack painting my face for bloody bingo, and I'm losing an hour of sleep 255 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:06,000 Then basically the day after that we're going forward another hour because apparently New Zealand didn't want to be on the same time zone 256 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,560 As Sydney selfish really selfish. It's selfish very selfish New Zealand 257 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,320 So I will say it's not all 258 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:17,520 Sparkles and rainbows is it because there are days like today where I thought I could just do with an extra hour on the 259 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:22,400 Hand in a week's time. We do get the two hours back, so I will gain another two hours, but it's yeah 260 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:29,160 Yeah, we do we go forward and back like the bloody hokey-kokey on a ship. Let me tell you I remember I remember doing 261 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:34,760 I think eight sea days from the UK over to New York and 262 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,440 Every sea day you go 263 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,760 You got an hour back you go an hour back 264 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,120 So I think you did five sea days 265 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:48,440 And then you we were at a port I think Cape Verde or somewhere and then you did another sea day 266 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,640 And then you went back again 267 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:55,320 So every day you didn't know if you were coming or going because the thing is with when you're when you're at sea 268 00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,560 You don't actually know which clock to put yourself on yeah, because because you're going back 269 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,400 You just put it back 270 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,160 It's not like for me when I'm on the plane as soon as I sit on the plane 271 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:11,080 I put my clock to where I'm going in time because I need to know the arrival team for the jet like but 272 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:17,920 It's bloody confusing tips isn't it absolutely I will say I prefer getting the hour because as a you know modern businesswoman on the go 273 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:22,400 There's just not enough time in the day now so when we do get an extra little cheeky hour 274 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,060 I thought hold on a minute. I've got an extra hour of admin 275 00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:29,400 I can do that, but these tight robin bastards have taken it off me tonight 276 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,560 And you'll be putting your face on and you'll feel very begrudged won't you I'll be very begrudged 277 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,640 And that's probably why my makeup's not gonna be the best yes, I 278 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:44,520 Wanted to talk about I think one of your pet peeves today is probably the clock going back and forth is that right? 279 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,320 That's correct. That's correct love 280 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:52,600 I will sort you about some of the biggest and most common pet peeves what people don't like 281 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:58,200 Now this could be pet peeves of a partner of a friend of your podcast co-host 282 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:05,220 Whoever that might be can't rely um can't rely, but I wanted to know if any of these affect you titty 283 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:12,500 So just kind of give us a holler and a scream if it's something you can't stand now the first one is chewing sounds or noises 284 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:16,900 How do you feel about that it depends once I hear it? 285 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:22,180 I can't unhear it and it also depends what they're eating yeah, if they're eating a crisp crunch 286 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:27,940 It's gone, but if they're going to town on a you know if they're sleeping on a nice lolly, and they're 287 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:34,180 No, then I can't unhear that absolutely not no um the next one is 288 00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:38,340 Repetitive tapping you know when people are tapping their leg tapping the table 289 00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:43,900 Bouncing and it's like I've got restless leg syndrome. No you want you're not that interested in that back 290 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,700 You didn't you've done that to me a few times 291 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,340 I've been doing me leg and you've been sat next to me, and you've been like 292 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,380 Stop I can't help it 293 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:55,980 All right, you know what I do to stop it though is like I click my toes in my shoes 294 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,980 What you know you click your toes? 295 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:00,300 Yeah 296 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,300 So I just bump 297 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,020 You just bounce your toes up and down and they click 298 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:09,980 Oh, I thought you meant you would do an individual toe like you 299 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:15,620 Like I play the piano with my toes. Yeah quite ambidextrous toes there haven't you yeah? 300 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:21,180 The next one you do all the time, and this is interrupting someone during a conversation 301 00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:23,180 I never do that 302 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:25,180 I never do that not once 303 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:29,820 That's why it's not three times now. The next one does get on my nerves people talking on loud 304 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:34,460 On phones in public trains places like that 305 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:41,100 Shut up. I don't want to hear on the apprentice packet. Yeah, that does annoy me last couple of things 306 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,540 It's things like leaving drawers or doors open 307 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:51,420 Or or not screwing lids onto bottles of containers not filling the kettle up after using it cutting lines 308 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,420 Not lines of coke 309 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,420 I was going to say yeah 310 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:58,740 Cues people who talk in the cinema are 311 00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,740 Get gone 312 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,940 That's rough. It's like you know in scary movie when when ghost face murders 313 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:10,380 Brenda in the cinema. Yeah, because she keeps talking and chewing very much that yeah 314 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:13,980 And then the last one Titi I wanted to bring this up 315 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:20,820 Because one of us was this today to our podcast recording and that's being late. I cannot stand being late 316 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:25,260 Absolutely. So I'm glad that you've just announced today that you were late and 317 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:31,220 Followed by your apology. No, you were late. Hold on a minute nasty girl. Yeah, you are 318 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:37,220 I'll let you off. I am on busy. I'm on vacation now you are but yeah, so there's your pet peeves tips 319 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:41,620 If you've got any interesting pet peeves that we might not have read out on that list 320 00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:44,820 Feel free to message us on our Instagram at up the art 321 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:49,780 We love to hear about your grumbles complaints or you could just you really tell us anything 322 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:56,940 We'll read out anything at this rate. We'll read out anything or while you're on that leaves a five-star review and tell us 323 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,740 I'll shit this podcast. Yeah. Yeah, we love it. Yeah. Oh 324 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:06,060 Tits can you it might be an hour forward, but can you see something kind of floating in over there? 325 00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:10,020 I can actually seen it from the future. Let me just pick it up and get that cork 326 00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:18,900 Visceral this is this room. Well everyone it's now time for message in a bottle 327 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:21,500 this is your chance to write into the podder and 328 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:27,340 Ask us any questions or queries and we'll give you our best unsolicited advice isn't that right? 329 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:33,460 So I won't say our best but we'll we'll definitely tell you our opinion. Absolutely. Yeah. Well, this one says hello girlies 330 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:35,980 Hello girly-whirly swirly-durly 331 00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:40,700 Me and my housemates are so happy you're back in action 332 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:44,900 And we just listened to your new episode while spring cleaning our house 333 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:50,580 Talking about housemates one of ours recently moved out because she got engaged and she 334 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:54,700 Suggested one of her workmates to move in now, of course 335 00:25:54,700 --> 00:26:00,420 We jumped at the opportunity of getting someone that she knows because it's a nightmare 336 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:05,420 Going through right move comm or one of those spare room bloody websites 337 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:11,100 Yeah, first couple of nights she fitted in so well and we all got on like a house on fire 338 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:17,940 Well, that was until two nights ago. I had my window open and I could smell smoke from the back garden 339 00:26:17,940 --> 00:26:18,980 Oh dear, of course 340 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:24,940 I panicked and I looked out and she and four other people were burning a bonfire 341 00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:29,300 Wearing hoods and humming around it holding hands 342 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:35,620 I closed my window as quietly as I could but they must have heard as they looked up at me 343 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:39,540 Since then I've had this weird feeling. I'm being followed 344 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,580 I haven't told the other housemates yet as I'm scared 345 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:48,340 But I heard a noise from her room last night and I'm pretty sure it sounded like a goat 346 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,860 screaming 347 00:26:49,860 --> 00:26:51,860 Help me. What do I do? 348 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:54,980 PS there's one more thing you should know 349 00:26:55,500 --> 00:27:03,380 Oh, and then the letter kind of stops tits and there's some sort of red liquid kind of kind of over the page 350 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,820 Looks like she didn't get to finish what she was writing 351 00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:11,740 Well, my so I think we might have a cult on our hands 352 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:13,740 It might be our very first murder mystery 353 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:15,740 I think it is 354 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:19,740 And what I was gonna my advice would be for her to just go off-grid 355 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:23,740 Yes, she already knew that and she just did it before she even finished writing the letter 356 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,740 I think so too 357 00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:30,940 I think we've got a couple of options here and that's that she didn't leave her name because she was scared 358 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:35,940 But I can actually see she's put it on the back of a bank bill 359 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:37,940 The plot thickens 360 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:41,940 And she's brought the following things a new suitcase 361 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:47,940 Right. Yeah, she's brought a couple of packing squares. She's obviously organized 362 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,940 She's brought a Stanley knife 363 00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:51,940 Can't leave her without one. Yeah 364 00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:57,940 And she's brought a portable jacket potato heating up the kitchen 365 00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:01,940 A portable jacket potato heating up oven 366 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,940 Unique 367 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,940 A few strange items there 368 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:12,940 I fear that possibly our friend might have either had to go off-grid and run away 369 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:20,940 Or it is also possible that her housemate was terrified that she would go to the press or the other housemates about the cult 370 00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:22,940 And possibly she's been murdered 371 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:24,940 Possibly she's been murdered 372 00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:26,940 Well, only time can tell really 373 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:28,940 Yeah 374 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:32,940 What is it? General investigators? I don't know 375 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:36,940 GI Georgie and Constable Titties on the case 376 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:38,940 We're on the case 377 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,940 Some might say we're Sherlock homos 378 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,940 Some will say that actually 379 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:44,940 Yeah, just me and you 380 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,940 But yeah, we will look into that won't we Tits? 381 00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:50,940 I think possible we should stop talking about it as well 382 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:55,940 Because there is the fear that me and you might go missing in the night by said cult 383 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:57,940 Well, not with the size of you 384 00:28:57,940 --> 00:28:59,940 I don't think there's any chance of that to be honest 385 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:01,940 But I do understand for my sake 386 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,940 I'm quite delicate 387 00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:07,940 Yes, I could just get, you know, lifted up, light-fingered away 388 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,940 Well, the thing is with you Tits as well 389 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:15,940 Is if you were to, you know, get abducted and maybe put into a cult 390 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:19,940 They would have to use so much material 391 00:29:19,940 --> 00:29:23,940 Because you are so tall and huge and manly 392 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:27,940 To make the cloak, they actually probably wouldn't want to do that 393 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:28,940 It's just not sustainable 394 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,940 So I think actually you're going to be okay 395 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:32,940 Yeah, I think I'll be fine too 396 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:36,940 Titty, have you ever seen any of the cult documentaries on Netflix? 397 00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,940 Like have you ever seen the one called Twin Flames? 398 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:40,940 I haven't 399 00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:43,940 Oh Titty, you have to watch it and we have to talk about it 400 00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,940 Basically Tits, I'll give you the rundown 401 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,940 It's basically you join this group 402 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:48,940 Yeah 403 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:53,940 And these two psycho people decide who's matched up as a twin flame 404 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:54,940 Honestly, it's wild 405 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,940 You need to watch it on the subject of cults 406 00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,940 Sure, we're on the list 407 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,940 Well, Anonymous, hang in there 408 00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:00,940 We'll, you know, we're on the case 409 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:03,940 We'll figure it out or we'll just probably forget about it anyway 410 00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:06,940 If you want to send us a message in a bottle 411 00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:09,940 You need some advice or you're thinking about joining a cult 412 00:30:09,940 --> 00:30:10,940 Do let us know 413 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,940 How can they get in touch with us Miss Georgie? 414 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:14,940 Well Tits, of course you could just, you know 415 00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:15,940 Pop it on a piece of parchment paper 416 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,940 Roll it up in any bottle and throw it into a water source 417 00:30:19,940 --> 00:30:21,940 Or you can do what everyone else does 418 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,940 And that is message us on our Instagram 419 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:25,940 Which is at up the aft 420 00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:26,940 That's right 421 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,940 And if they wanted to find your personal page 422 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,940 Where could we find you? 423 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:32,940 Well, they can find me at MissGeorgiePorgieUK 424 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,940 That's because she's never done a gig outside of the country 425 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:36,940 That's right 426 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,940 And where can we find you Tits? 427 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,940 You can find me at Titty UnderscoreKaKa 428 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:42,940 There we go 429 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,940 Well, thank you for listening to this episode of Up the aft 430 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:45,940 Oh 431 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:46,940 Link in, what? 432 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:47,940 I'm not underwhelming today am I? 433 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,940 Oh my god, I forgot to say it 434 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:50,940 You forgot to say it 435 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:51,940 Wait, you do it again 436 00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:52,940 You're slacking 437 00:30:52,940 --> 00:30:53,940 Right, I'll just say it now 438 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:55,940 Underscore because she's very underwhelming 439 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:56,940 There we go 440 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:57,940 Oh my god, I can't believe it 441 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:58,940 I can 442 00:30:58,940 --> 00:30:59,940 Ruining traditions 443 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:00,940 Love it 444 00:31:00,940 --> 00:31:01,940 Well, thank you for listening to Up the aft 445 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:06,940 And don't forget if you click our link in our bio on Instagram 446 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:08,940 You can buy us a coffee, can't we Tits? 447 00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:09,940 You absolutely can 448 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:11,940 Now it's not going to be from that fabulous shop that you got yours from 449 00:31:11,940 --> 00:31:13,940 But anything will help 450 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:14,940 So, anything will help 451 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:15,940 So there's a little coffee right there 452 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:16,940 We love it 453 00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:17,940 Well, thank you so much for listening 454 00:31:17,940 --> 00:31:18,940 Bye 455 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:19,940 Bye 456 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:41,940 Oh, I really fancy a jacket potato after that 457 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,940 But the tuners put me off eating for at least a week 458 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:44,940 Might do me a bit of good 459 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,940 I'm not altering your dresses 460 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:50,940 There's not enough fabric in the world if I've got my hands on a couple of jacket potatoes that could alter a dress 461 00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,940 I'll end up looking like a jacket potato 462 00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:54,940 I'll just wrap myself in cling film 463 00:31:54,940 --> 00:31:55,940 Not cling film, what is it? 464 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:58,940 You would make a jacket of potatoes 465 00:31:58,940 --> 00:31:59,940 Yes, I would love 466 00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:01,940 Well, I am Irish now so it makes sense 467 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:02,940 Bye, Tits 468 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:11,940 Bye