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D&D Doo Doo

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Alright Podlings, Nix here. Welcome back to D&D Doo Doo. Last episode we headed out

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with Tack into the wilds. Tagk's got some coins to add to his stash see, and we said

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we'd go along with him. We've happened upon a right big dollop of mud that even I'd think

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twice about jumping into. It's got a life of its own it has, and by life I mean it's

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animated itself into three mud boils. One of which is a particularly big and grumpy

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looking fella with a mean right hook. It all kicked off when we were walking through

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the forest. A chunk of stone comes charging out of the ferns right, rolls into the mud

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hole at great speed and is now trying to force its way past the mud boils. Mud tentacles

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are lashing out and the stone keeps trying to batter its way through. Now, Sorlie has

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only just got his puppy Fudgy back. This was no place for that fluffy little fella. So

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Sorlie scooped Fudgy up and is now taking him back to base. Leaving me and Tagk to face

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the muddy menace. Right, best figure out what I'm going to D&D Doo Doo. Laters.

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So, there's this like boulder is it? Can I make a bit of an insight on that? Have I got

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a, did I get a good look? Yeah you can yeah, just do an insight for sure. Yeah do an insight.

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Or perception. Before I leap into the fray, that is a 16, 18. 18 that's very good. Do

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you... anything in particular that you're looking for? Just like trying to get an arc, maybe

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a bit of an arcane whiff off this thing because it's like an animated rock. Is there something

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that's propelling it? Can I get a bit of a magic sniff off it? Yeah for sure. You definitely

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get an arcane whiff off it and I think for an 18 you also, it just smells a little bit

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familiar. You wrack your brains a little bit and you think it kind of reminds you of the

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big stone elemental that came and freed you. That's right yeah. Or freed you by accident

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as it was storming the camp for whatever reason. Oh one of them. Yeah it doesn't have as much

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power but then it is smaller as well. Yeah yeah well that'd make sense that they're connected.

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Right, okay. Right I'm gonna get stuck in then. Alright. I wanna pop a mud boil. Okay.

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There's nothing more satisfying than lancing a boil. I'm just gonna attack it, I'm gonna

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save my spells for now. Just gonna attack it with my claw. Okay. Which one are you going

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for? Oh how many we got? We've got three. Right so you've got, there's one very large

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mud boil and then there's two smaller ones that have also drawn themselves up nearby.

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Got you. Now I think I'll just go for the closest one. Well the largest one is sort

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of further towards the back. Okay. And one of the smaller ones is closest to you. Cool

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yeah I've got 16. Very good. That hits. Nice. Let's see how much damage we do. So I've got

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90, 6 plus 2. Oh 6 damage. Splat. Oh that's satisfying. It's looking considerably hurt.

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Nice. So seeing its fellow, its companion splatted in a big spewing squelch of mud that

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goes flying off in different directions, the other smallest mud boil turns round and is

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going to go for you, Nix. Bring it on. You're next, squishy fella! Here goes. Mud is for

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having baths in, not for one on one combat. Right so let's go for, roll 12. That, oh no,

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one off. Oh okay. So he misses a big kind of like fist of mud swings round and Nix just

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pulls his head back just in time and whoop you get a good mud spatter across your face. Argh!

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Very fetching, like a fetching scar yeah. Nice. So Tagk, Tagk goes, oh my word! And he

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pulls off his backpack, throws it to the ground and sticks his head inside with his back end

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sticking in the air and his tail quivering and you can just hear him going, 'we're all going

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to die, we're all going to die!' And this is Tagk's Grovel Cower Beg, thingy what's it that he

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has. So for his action he can cower pathetically to distract his foes, which gives allies advantage

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until the end of the next turn. Nice, I can just like picture all the mud boils like looking over.

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What on earth, look at the state of that. Get in there Tagk, get in the bag! Okay but

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then the second mud boil, the one that you attacked the first time is going to go for

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you. Eight, probably doesn't hit. No, no. I'm slippier than the mud. And then Mr.

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big beefy. Mr. Big Beefy kind of heaves itself backwards, shores itself up and it kind of

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grows in size and then suddenly it crashes down into the bog and this wave of mud comes

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rolling out towards you. Argh! This is his Foul Sweep. Do a deck saving throw to see if the

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mud sweeps you away. Right. The wall of mud. Come on little gobbo feet, let's get springy.

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It's swelching towards you. Twelve, that is twelve. Oh it hits you. Splat it goes into

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you and you feel yourself surrounded by cold mud that sweeps you just a metre, just a metre

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away. Alright not too bad, we're still in it. Meanwhile the stone that's been trying

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to push its way through all three of the mud boils hurls itself at the largest one and

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does... Yeah it hits. Yes. One point of damage. But what a beautiful point of damage. Yeah,

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it's chipping away. Thanks, Rock. Heh heh... Never said that before. Or have I? I don't know. So

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it's Nix's turn again. Right I'm going to go for this one I already... You are prone

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at the moment. Oh with the... I have to get up then. Right I'll get up. And now take another

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swipe at this damaged mud boil. And you get advantage because of Tagk's Grovel Cower Beg.

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Oh nice. Right, I've got a four. No thanks. And an eleven. It's twelve to beat. Oh!

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no don't do it. And you miss. You're still a little bit wobbly on your feet after being

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knocked sideways by the mud. And then it's one that's the same size as the one you've

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been attacking that hasn't taken any damage yet. He's going to... I think he's going to

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go for Nix as well. Right. Yeah. Well yeah I'm in the mix. Oh. A one. Okay so this one

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swings round to attack you and catches your mud boil instead. Ha! You didn't mean to do that

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did you? And it's actually looking really battered now. Right then. Okay Tagk. You've

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got this Tagk. Oh I don't know, I don't know about this. Oh Nix, oh flippin' neck. I

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think Tagk's going to kind of pull himself out of the bag. He's really pulling his courage

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from his socks. But he manages to not only pull his head out of the bag but he turns

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round. He looks over at the scene. You slashing away at a mud boil. Another mud boil trying

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to slash at you. And this huge slutchy boy with no damage whatsoever and he just goes

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huge piercing roar from a very small creature. Oh my goodness! (Magical sounds) It's another doom! Clip. And

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this is his bonus action Draconic Roar. Nice. To see if you retain advantage. So that's

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his bonus action and then he's going to go oh blow this! Has a little jab with his short

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sword. Yes Taks. That's 11 plus 4 is 15. He hits! He hits! Come on Tagk. Blimey. Right.

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You star. Four points of damage. That one's looking beaten up as well. Fantastic. That's

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Tagk's go. And now it's the mud boil. So we've got the one that's looking extremely battered

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by you Nix. Alright. He's going to go for you again. Actually no he's going to turn

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round and he's going to go for the one that just clonked him to be honest. Makes sense.

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Yeah and he just kind of draws back. The bit of mud that looks a little bit like a head

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just kind of draws back and he tries to sort of nut the other mud boil with a big squelchy

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nut. Turn and misses. But then it's the big fella. Who's he going for? Well he's just

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seen Tagk land a big attack on one of the mud boil so he's going to go for Tagk. Right. And

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these big branching arms of mud reach out dripping gunk and all stagnant leaves sort

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of reach out as if they're going to try and grab Tagk. Watch out, Tagk! Oh lord is that..? Oh that's a d20.

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That's a 20. That 20 he while he does he grabs Tagk 'Oh! oh!' and just wraps him up and lifts him clean

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off the ground. Well he would have been doing a strength saving throw but I think on a d20

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he's just. Maybe if he gets like a nat 20? Oh yeah, Tagk might get a... It's the

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only option. The only option come on Tak. All your strength you can do this. Then goes

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into slow motion. One! So Tagk is now grabbed and hoisted. Oh my word! I'll get you out!

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And we can get a... What can we get? I don't know... I'll get you out!