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Welcome to BroadMinded, the podcast about everything and nothing, and likely having

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you asking yourself, where the hell did they come from?

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We are two best friends covering subjects guaranteed to make you laugh and likely blush.

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Hosted by two very different broads that have no shame in talking about the uncomfortable

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moments of life.

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We have some recap our Saturday.

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Yeah, we got to recap our Saturday.

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We learned a lot of like, yeah, so do you want to recap?

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You start.

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So Johnna got a new dog.

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That's an exciting thing.

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Oh yes, I did.

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So my sweet boyfriend, I love that he enables me in all the right ways.

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He really does enable you.

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It's kind of cute.

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Because I first started testing the waters because I love animals and I love dogs and

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I want to rescue everything I see.

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So I started testing the waters by sharing pictures on Facebook.

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I'm like, I wonder how he would respond to this.

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So I'd like tag him in pictures of dogs and stuff and he was like, oh yeah, we should

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get them.

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Dear Lord.

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And so then I, for some reason, I don't know what came over me.

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Maybe it's because I've had floofy for a year.

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This is my one year anniversary.

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I got him a year ago this weekend.

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Oh really?

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Yes.

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And so I just got this itching.

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She gets itchings a lot y'all.

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I really do.

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And I scratch them too.

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And that could be a problem.

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Yeah.

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She calls me, she's like, I'm going to get this giant dog.

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Now those of you who don't know, we'll have to like post it on our Facebook.

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But floofy is her dog and he is giant.

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Floofy is my sweet, sweet baby boy.

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He was shot in the head.

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So and he was a stray.

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So we don't know how old he is.

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We didn't know anything about his background.

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I can tell you that last year when I saw him, I walked into his little room.

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He was in the premier dog room and I laid my eyes on him and I'm like, I got to meet

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him.

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I got to have that.

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That's my dog.

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He is perfect for you.

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He was on hold for somebody else.

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Thank God that fell through.

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Because I was calling like every few hours to see if he was still on hold.

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And anyway, I ended up getting him.

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I've had him for a year.

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He's been a wonderful, like a blessing to our home.

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And then he's a perfect chill dog.

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So when Jonna calls me, you know, like, so I, Jonna, you know, her word was content this

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year.

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So I keep trying to remind her of that.

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She calls me, she's like, Hey, I think I'm going to get this giant ass dog.

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And I'm like, wait, hold on.

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Why would we disrupt poor Floofy?

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Like Floofy is a perfect dog.

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He's a perfect boy.

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He is literally perfect.

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And I'm like, are you doing this because you're not content?

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And she's like, well, I'm going to do it either way.

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Well, what happened was he had a best friend, Kase.

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Kase was a little miniature wiener dog and they were best friends.

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Well Kase was court ordered to go back to his mother.

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We call her Cruella DeVille.

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She's not nice to the dog.

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But anyway, so he was court ordered to go back to her.

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So we decided that we needed to get him a playmate.

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So and also Jordan was just so sad about the dog.

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So I found his name was his present name, the humane society name was Briggs.

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And I so I took a screenshot of him and he looked like he could be Floofy's distant cousin.

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Like they just have like this derpy face, the big lips, the big head.

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I thought of those cane corso.

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But their head size does.

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But they're both pits, right?

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I think Floofy is Corso.

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But but so we renamed Briggs.

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We renamed him Dozer.

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Dozer is a pit bull 100%.

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He did.

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When I looked at it, it was it was because of his ears being cropped.

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I can't even imagine being such a handsome boy, but he is so sweet.

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And he's been very much letting Floofy be the dominating one.

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But Floof, you know, he's got bones and people to protect.

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And he really does.

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He protects them.

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He's he his triggers bones like my dog.

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Callies is balls.

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She is obsessed with balls.

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She is obsessed with balls and sticks like oh, yes, I was trying to start a fire the

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And this bitch every time I would get a stick she she jumps super high.

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You've seen how?

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I'm five, six.

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She probably jumps to my chest at least not if not my shoulder.

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And I'm like carrying it like this, you know, and all of a sudden here she comes and snatches

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Oh, my God goes running off.

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I'm like, this bitch.

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So yeah, but my Floofy, it's people.

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And so, you know, also, like if we say anything nice to to dozer, like he gets this very upset

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look like so we've got some jealousy issues to work through.

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But so far so good.

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I think we're going to be able to keep keep the dog.

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I hope so, too.

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I know.

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I know.

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We'll break your little heart.

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He came from I think he also came from a tragic background.

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We didn't get the full story.

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But both of like one leg just recently had surgery.

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He's got two torn ACLs.

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So one leg has already had the surgery.

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The other one needs surgery here in like six more weeks.

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So I just feel like he came from a bad situation as well.

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And I just if I could rescue all of them, I would.

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Yeah, you're a fixer when it comes to that.

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So now that you don't have to fix your man, you're going to start getting freaking dogs.

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I know.

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If he lets me like keep critters that I find, I'll keep those two.

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Yeah, for real.

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All the different kinds.

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But I mean, I can't imagine being mean to any animal whatsoever.

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Some people are.

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I'm just not a mean person in general, except for I did do well this weekend, which is what

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we need to recap about.

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Well, I was going to bring it up because I'm like some people are mean to animals like

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the my last husband that I don't know if I should even say it on what he did to our family

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cat.

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Like it's disturbing.

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It's disturbing.

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It's something that you would see on TV, like something like a serial killer would do.

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But anyway, we won't go into that.

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Yeah, I don't think he's a serial killer, but I just think he's like a very like a impulsive

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human being who does crazy shit.

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Very selfish thing.

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But so Lord, this is funny.

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This is good.

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You guys are going to love this one.

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So I don't really say much when it comes to you'd like to take the high road.

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I'm usually the petty one sometimes.

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So most of the time when I approach people, I am I can like kind of just make you feel

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stupid.

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I don't need to like, you know, I don't need to be mean and hateful.

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But I'm at dinner on Saturday with my husband and another couple friend of ours.

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And John is ex husband comes into the bar and he sits down.

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And let me just tell you this town we live in, it's 75,000 people, but it's small.

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You know, it feels very small.

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There's only a few really cool places that people go.

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Like I'm aware we're going to see him.

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We saw him last summer and it made me uncomfortable.

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And matter of fact, we left after we saw him at a concert last summer.

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Like it was it was it wasn't the time or the place.

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It's never going to be the time and the place he lives in the same apartment building as

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my son.

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Like it's been uncomfortable a few times.

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And I feel like I felt like it was a perfect opportunity for me to tell this M.F.R. that

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he does not affect me and that she does not love him and that I do not love him because

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Yeah, like I really I mean, I can I really can get along with just about anybody.

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But this guy in particular, he makes my skin crawl.

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And I think it's because he tricked everybody.

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Yeah, he really did.

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And so it's like been a thing for me, like I don't like to be tricked.

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There are three guys and four in this town that I think are pieces of shit.

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I said it last episode, I will continue to call them out.

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I don't care.

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I'm not afraid of them.

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I do not give a shit.

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I would say their name on here if I needed to at a certain point.

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I won't.

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But anyway, so he's sitting at the bar.

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And for those of you who don't know, he had some weird habits.

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Weird things that flipped his switch on.

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Yeah, like women wasn't really one of them.

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He hated women.

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But he had some habits that were strange to me.

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Okay, like dressing as I mean, like, I don't know how much we want to bust them out.

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But he did weird shit.

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And I know his habits, because why I'm John is best friend and how dare him think that

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you want you don't need to tell just because he keeps everything to himself and his ass

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body don't mean you have to, you know, like, come on, you right, short fucker.

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I'm sorry.

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I really hate him.

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I really do.

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Like I have to pray about it because now she hates but here's the thing.

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I already don't hate him because I don't have enough care to hate him.

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Yeah, like I really don't.

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No, I don't hate him until I see him.

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And then I feel like he praying on now you little smug ass.

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He's like just one of those people that you feel like I feel like he's like a sexual,

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not a he's not a sexual predator.

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I don't know enough about him to know.

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But I feel like he's one of those people who like, you know, like the guys who get away

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with crimes and shit.

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Oh, now that is 100% like that dude gets away with everything.

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It's like he gets out of every situation.

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And it's like he lands in whipped cream.

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Yes, seriously.

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And I think I'm, I was just feeling some type of way on Saturday night.

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I was completely sober, completely sober, which made me even more proud of myself for

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doing it.

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So I look at my husband.

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And those of you silent Brad's not with us today.

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But those of you who have observed Brad is quiet.

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He doesn't like confrontation.

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He doesn't even like it when I'm mad at him.

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You know, like, so I look over at my husband and this other couple.

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And I'm like, you know what I'm gonna go do?

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And they're like, what?

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And I said, I'm gonna go up to him telling me dropped his butt plug.

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The look on their faces.

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Mortification.

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I mean, immediately, immediately they were both like, what the fuck?

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Stress level through the roof.

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Like she's really gonna ask him that.

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Brad goes, babe, please don't.

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And I was like, no, I'm going to.

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And I was at a birthday dinner and like you text me that you're gonna say that.

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And I'm like, ha ha.

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Like I really didn't think you were going to.

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I'm like, that would be absolutely hilarious.

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But I know she ain't about to do that.

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Because usually I would have probably just said something like, oh, I've been praying

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for you.

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But I had to.

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I had to.

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May the Lord bless you as you sprinkle holy water on his burning ass.

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For real.

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For real.

253
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We came walking in and these nasty ass anyways.

254
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Okay.

255
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So I digress.

256
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So I'm like, Brad, please let me.

257
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And he's like, I don't, I don't have to let you do anything.

258
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You're going to do what you want to do.

259
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I would just prefer you not to do it.

260
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Right.

261
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And all of a sudden, and you know, our other, our, my girlfriend that was with us, she's

262
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like, do it, do it.

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I'm like, look, I looked at the Brian and our Brad and Brian and I said, here's what's

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going to happen.

265
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I'm going to do this.

266
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So if you want to leave before I do it, that's fine.

267
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We'll get it.

268
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We'll pay our bill and I'll do it as we leave, but I'm going to do this.

269
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And Brad's like, now I need to make sure she actually freaking does it.

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So I go up to the bar, I give the bartender a hug to make sure that first, oh boy sees

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me.

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So I give the bartender a hug.

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I'm like, how are you?

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Like da da da da, go to the bathroom, come back out.

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And I'm like, y'all ready to leave?

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And poor Brian, his face was like sweating.

277
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Like I could tell he was like, please do not.

278
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You know, they don't go out a lot anyways, because they're pretty known in town.

279
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So like, I get it.

280
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They don't want to have, sure.

281
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People judging.

282
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Yeah.

283
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They're like, this is the first time we've been out in years in this fucking town.

284
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Please do not bring attention to us.

285
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And I'm like, well, too bad.

286
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I'm going to.

287
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So if you would like to leave.

288
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So I'm thinking, I'm saying this very quiet.

289
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They go out first, they're starting to walk through.

290
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And he's as I'm passing him on the at the bar, I tap him on the shoulder and he said,

291
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excuse me, sir, you drop your butt plug.

292
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And the funniest part is he looks down because he didn't realize it was me at first.

293
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It looks down and then he looks up and he sees my face and he knows it's me.

294
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And he's like, oh, I've been looking for that.

295
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Like he didn't skip a beat, which is, I mean, we'll give him credit where credits do.

296
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He's pretty quick with it.

297
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He's quick with it and he's funny.

298
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Like that's what attracted us to it.

299
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Right.

300
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Yeah.

301
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But you know what I mean?

302
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Anyways.

303
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,680
And so I'm like all proud of myself.

304
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And so as I'm walking away from him, did you know I did this to him?

305
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,840
You said you did, but I just thought you did that in your head.

306
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,160
No, no, no, no, no, no.

307
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I literally, I literally tap him on the shoulder.

308
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He looks down.

309
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He looks to me, you know, oh, there it is.

310
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And as I'm walking, I'm, I'm then walking backwards and still looking at him at the

311
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bar and I'm doing the whole, like, how do I describe this for people?

312
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Like you have, she has her fingers pointing at her eyes, like back at him and back at

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him.

314
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I'm like, I see you bitch.

315
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I know you.

316
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I know you.

317
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So I text Johnna and I'm like so excited.

318
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I'm so proud of myself.

319
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I'm so proud of myself.

320
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And Brad looks at me and he goes, as we're at, when we're finally get out of the bar,

321
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Brad looks at me and he goes, I cannot believe how loud you just said that.

322
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He told me you were so loud.

323
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He's like the whole bar heard it.

324
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,400
He goes, the entire freaking bar looked at you.

325
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And I was like, they usually do.

326
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,360
Like, what do you want me to say?

327
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:21,880
Like he goes, as if your voice doesn't carry enough, babe, you literally like, excuse me.

328
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,200
You dropped your butt plug.

329
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,760
Cause I was so nervous.

330
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,400
You know, that's why I was talking louder.

331
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:32,360
So here at my loud ass is trying to talk quieter and I ended up talking louder.

332
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:36,560
So then guys, so I'm so proud of myself and Brad's like, I'm proud of you too, baby.

333
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,440
If you're proud, I'm proud.

334
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,520
Then Johnna shows up to the next little, there's a little town, a place called the Coterie

335
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,680
here in town that plays amazing music.

336
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680
Yeah.

337
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,960
Super intimate and awesome.

338
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:48,960
Yeah.

339
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,080
If you're, if you're from Indiana, look up the Coterie C O T E R I E.

340
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:58,240
It's really, they have live music every weekend and they're phenomenal, phenomenal bands.

341
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,840
They got some bougie little drinks too.

342
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,360
And they're, they make old fashioned that is, yeah.

343
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,360
Yeah.

344
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:09,560
Actually Brad says it's just, it was, it's his number two old fashions he's ever had.

345
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,560
That's a big deal.

346
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,560
Yeah.

347
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,120
The other one's someplace in Vegas.

348
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,800
Anyways, so Johnna shows up.

349
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I'll let you take over from here.

350
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,560
Okay.

351
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,640
So I showed up and I was like, okay, you tell me your story first.

352
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,720
Because once I tell you my story, it's not going to be as funny.

353
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,360
I didn't know she had a story first of all.

354
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,360
Right.

355
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,680
And so, and it's crazy because I divorced this dude.

356
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,960
Oh, I separated from him actually three years ago this month.

357
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,320
Yeah.

358
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,320
It was three years ago.

359
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:41,600
I left him, you know, crap hit the fan and I moved out with a quickness and I never looked

360
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,880
back to be honest.

361
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,400
Like once I moved out, I never looked back.

362
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,000
I was not ever going to entertain that lifestyle again.

363
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,920
Well, I think it's important to note.

364
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:54,880
This is important to note with our divorces, both of ours.

365
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:59,120
We exhausted every option before leaving.

366
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,880
And I'm a firm believer of that.

367
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,940
You do, you fight for your marriage, right?

368
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:07,720
So I know we make jokes about it, but I do want to say like, there are some things like

369
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:14,840
abuse, somebody who's a habitual cheater, somebody who likes to be banged in the butthole.

370
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,320
That wasn't even the deal breaker.

371
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,320
Right.

372
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:18,320
Right.

373
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:25,440
You know, but I have reached my breaking point and I'm like, there is absolutely nothing

374
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,240
more I can do.

375
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,440
And this is what it is.

376
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,040
So at that point, I was like, sever my ties, move forward.

377
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,600
And I have not seen him or talked to him since my divorce was final.

378
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,000
We saw him this past summer.

379
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,320
Oh, I didn't talk to him.

380
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,320
Right.

381
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,320
And he didn't see us.

382
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,320
No.

383
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,320
Right.

384
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:48,200
And also, well, I mean, I guess he had texted me like maybe a year and a half ago, but it

385
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,200
was not.

386
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,200
It was to pick a fight.

387
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,760
It wasn't for anything like reconciliation type stuff.

388
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,960
It was more like to just pick, pick, pick.

389
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,200
But anyway, you bit a bitch.

390
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:02,160
So this is the first time I've really like, okay, there he is.

391
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160
He's sitting at the bar.

392
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,360
I was downstairs of where Claire was talking about the downstairs part of the coterie and

393
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,920
he comes walking in, ordering his booze.

394
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,920
No drinking.

395
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:19,320
He had gym shorts and black high socks and like, ugh, he's so, sorry.

396
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:22,200
But, and I don't know what came over me.

397
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,740
Something I get, I get these feelings that come over me.

398
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,960
And so I just listened to it.

399
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,120
I made her brave, y'all.

400
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,100
I listened to what those feelings are.

401
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:34,120
If they're not going to hurt somebody or myself, I listened to him and something was telling

402
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,400
me I need to go approach him and talk to him.

403
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,800
And so I did.

404
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,800
I went up to him.

405
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,400
Good thing I wasn't downstairs.

406
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400
And I was like, hello.

407
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:48,200
I was like, I just want you to know that I forgive you for everything that happened and

408
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,640
I hope you're doing well.

409
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,120
Or something like that.

410
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:55,160
And he said he's sorry for being a dick and that was really about it.

411
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,360
And you know, we said have a good night, moved on.

412
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,360
And uh.

413
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,480
So then Jonna wanders upstairs and tells me the story.

414
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,800
I'm like, man, you shit all over me being the mean asshole.

415
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,160
Like what the hell?

416
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,880
That's some Jonna and Claire shit right there.

417
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,640
Yeah, we were on different wavelengths.

418
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,040
Girl, you were my mother.

419
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,040
I was your mother.

420
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040
Yes.

421
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,080
She would have been so flipping proud.

422
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,280
I swear I heard her say it in my ear as I was walking away.

423
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,280
Like, get him girl.

424
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,720
Like, I got you Stella.

425
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,720
And then you were Donna.

426
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,000
All like my mother who's like a saint.

427
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:32,040
But it was just important for me to know, you know, for him to know, like, you are not

428
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,960
holding me back from happiness.

429
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,840
I am genuinely happy.

430
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,640
You did not ruin my life.

431
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,280
And literally your presence has no bearing on me.

432
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,280
Right.

433
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,960
And I felt like if I would have just sat there and not said anything, then maybe he would

434
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,280
have felt like he made me feel some type of way because I know he saw me.

435
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,280
Yeah.

436
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,920
But also I wasn't going to go over there and be mean either because.

437
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,920
Why?

438
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:54,920
Right.

439
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,920
Why?

440
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,920
Yeah, I was already rude.

441
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,880
And by nature you're not mean either.

442
00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,880
No, I'm really not.

443
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880
Neither one of us are.

444
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,880
But.

445
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,880
Nope.

446
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880
And I don't feel like mine was real mean.

447
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,880
I just wanted him to know.

448
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880
No, it was hilarious though.

449
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880
Bitch, I see you.

450
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,120
Like, it's so like I still am on a high from it.

451
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,920
Like, I'm so proud of myself.

452
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:14,600
I'm like, who else can I say some shit like that to and feel better about?

453
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,120
Like, I don't need forgiveness.

454
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,120
Right.

455
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,120
And that was it.

456
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,280
Like, I told you that at the bar, like, I didn't need to forgive him.

457
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280
He didn't do anything.

458
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,280
Correct.

459
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,280
Yeah.

460
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,720
To me, you're a piece and I just want you to know.

461
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,040
I just want you to know I see you.

462
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,040
Yeah.

463
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,040
Like, I know who you are.

464
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,040
Right.

465
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,040
Because so many people don't.

466
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,000
So many people just see that he's funny.

467
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Right.

468
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
Or whatever.

469
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
And that's hard.

470
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:42,240
And when like I can't I was thinking yesterday, what would I do if I saw my ex husband?

471
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240
Okay.

472
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,640
And it almost makes me sick to my stomach.

473
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:50,080
Now same same thing guys, like I exhausted every option.

474
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,040
Oh, yeah, you did.

475
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:58,560
I mean, I was like, stefford wife, I was give up on my friends, I was gonna do whatever.

476
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,680
I was therapy.

477
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:05,960
I was therapy with him therapy without him like so much I didn't I wanted it to work.

478
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,760
So badly.

479
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:14,120
But his dick wondered too much, you know, and options, but and other things.

480
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,760
Those are but like it.

481
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:21,840
So when I made that decision to leave him, I really I never looked back.

482
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,280
He does not come to my mind hardly ever.

483
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,280
Oh, never.

484
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,600
I never think about it makes me sad for the kids because they were raised by him for the

485
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,280
most part, you know, in a lot of ways, at least.

486
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:38,440
But, but then I didn't make me sad because I don't want my kids to have an example of

487
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,440
a man like that.

488
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:45,040
Like I just, you know, like, sorry, I'll pay for therapy kids like I messed you up.

489
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,040
My bad.

490
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,480
Didn't mean to.

491
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,640
I don't know what I would say to him.

492
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:56,520
I don't think I, I don't know that I ever feel like I don't feel like I need to forgive

493
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,520
him.

494
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,080
I don't feel like it's a burden on my heart.

495
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,080
Yeah.

496
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:05,200
So it would I almost feel like I do feel angry.

497
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:12,200
I think it helped me open my eyes to who he is as a person and what like it almost makes

498
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
me super emotional.

499
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,920
Now when I really think about it, I don't miss him.

500
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,600
I never again don't think about it.

501
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:26,640
But when I do, it's anger, it's anger and it's discussed.

502
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,880
It's more discussed.

503
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,440
Like, ew, you were that person to me.

504
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,120
Like and painted this.

505
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,480
It's probably why I don't like people who are fake.

506
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,840
Like it really probably is.

507
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,880
I've dealt with that for 12 years of my life.

508
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:45,400
If you're going to be who you're going to like be who you are and do what you say.

509
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:49,360
Like that's really just how I feel at this point in my life.

510
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,360
So I don't know.

511
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:55,280
But now I feel like do I need to forgive him?

512
00:21:55,280 --> 00:22:00,440
Do we have to forgive everybody?

513
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,400
If I were in your shoes, I don't know.

514
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,680
I mean, you know, there's a bigger story at this point, too.

515
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,280
And so if I were in your shoes, I just don't know.

516
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,600
I don't know what I would do.

517
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:16,280
I don't know what I would do if I if that was my ex-husband knowing what I know.

518
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,280
I have no idea.

519
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,640
Yeah, it's different.

520
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,600
Like even the kids his dad, like I mean, I love that man still.

521
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,560
Like we're good friends.

522
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,680
We can coexist.

523
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,960
He knows the ugly he's done.

524
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,200
I know the ugly I did.

525
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:36,120
We were young and just like you and you know, the first one like, well, you know what I'm

526
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,120
saying?

527
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:42,520
Yeah, that Connors, you know, dad, but you know, it's just one of those things.

528
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,520
I don't know.

529
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,480
I think do we have to forgive everybody?

530
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,480
I don't know.

531
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,280
But so I think that we're supposed to forgive everybody.

532
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:59,360
I feel like I forgive him, but so I feel like I have forgiven what he did to me because

533
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,000
I don't think about it.

534
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,080
But I feel like when I think about it, it makes me angry.

535
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,320
But I don't feel like there's a need for forgiveness.

536
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,360
I feel like it's one of those traumatic things that like, no matter what, it's always going

537
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,920
to hurt me and always going to make me feel anger.

538
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,400
It's going to be like one of those demons that comes up in your life every once in a

539
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,400
while.

540
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,360
Does it mean something that impacts your day?

541
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:28,120
Or does it if it if it impacted your life today, or if it was impacting your relationship

542
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:32,160
with your husband, like holding you back, I would say that forgiveness is a must.

543
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,400
Like you have to let that go so that you can be happy now.

544
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,640
But you are happy now.

545
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,640
Right?

546
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,880
You know, it's not like a relevant thing that you need to do.

547
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,880
Right.

548
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:42,880
Exactly.

549
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:49,600
And I don't think I will come into contact with him, you know, like, it's just, but so

550
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:55,880
what I told Johnna was when she's telling me this story after she gets upstairs, I'm

551
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,800
like, bitch, you just outdid me.

552
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,600
You forgave him, blah, blah, blah.

553
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,360
And I said, he's going to text you.

554
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,360
Yeah.

555
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,360
And he did.

556
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,360
And he did.

557
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,880
And I was almost like, I don't want to tell her what he said, because he was he was trying

558
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,280
to attack mine.

559
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,580
He was trying to get a rise out of me.

560
00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:16,380
I think he was really just trying to argue and keep conversation going.

561
00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,000
And I was not going to give that to him.

562
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,360
I did end up blocking him because he sent me let me open up and just.

563
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,360
Yeah.

564
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,080
So she's so she's prepping me yesterday.

565
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,840
She's like, I don't know if you want to know, because she knows I have a temper.

566
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,840
She doesn't.

567
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,520
I can snap real quick.

568
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,040
And I still have that dude's number.

569
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,240
So yeah, he takes me six times in a row.

570
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,840
I never messaged him back.

571
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,440
Was it late late at night, by the way?

572
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,640
Four in the morning?

573
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,960
No, it was around the time I got home.

574
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,960
Oh, OK.

575
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,560
So so right after you left.

576
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,560
Yeah.

577
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,560
And he was saying, it was nice to see you, however I are.

578
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,740
Basically he was drunk.

579
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:54,520
And so the words that he was saying, they did not make sense.

580
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,200
It was just random words that I was supposed to piece together.

581
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,820
And I'm like, you know, I don't speak that language anymore.

582
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,960
Like I speak complete sentences now.

583
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:06,240
So I've no I don't know how to piecemeal your language anymore.

584
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:13,800
But basically, he he said, cancer, Claire tried to get me.

585
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800
Bless her heart.

586
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:20,120
I tried like saying that to like as a dig at you and me.

587
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,480
And I was like, cancer, Claire, why did he call me that?

588
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,560
And John is like, because you've had cancer.

589
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:29,600
And I was like, oh, like I was I'm thinking he's going to call me fat.

590
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
He's going to call me.

591
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,200
Yeah, Claire's like, oh, I'm ready for it.

592
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,200
Was he calling me fat?

593
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:38,360
Is he talking about my you know, whatever ugly did he say was a whore like like get

594
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360
with the insults, bro.

595
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,360
Exactly.

596
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,160
Like at least pick on something that I actually feel bad about, like cancer.

597
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,800
Like, oh, like I can't like I asked for that.

598
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,040
Hey, you know, like you're right, buddy.

599
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,000
I just fuck you.

600
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Yeah.

601
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,320
And so I kept thinking about it last night and I was like, oh, my God, that is so cancer.

602
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:58,480
Like she thought it was funny.

603
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,480
I didn't think it was funny.

604
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,320
She's like, I can't stop laughing about the cancer, Claire thing.

605
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,280
And I'm like, I really just think it pisses me off because that's not the first time he's

606
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,280
done that.

607
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280
Like so.

608
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:14,000
So anybody that was close to me, like coworkers or friends, he would say something and like

609
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,080
and insult them and dig at them.

610
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,140
And that's how he would get under my skin.

611
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:22,320
And so one of the boundaries that I have when I was with him was you are not allowed to

612
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:28,280
make fun of or verbally abuse any of my friends or any of my family.

613
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,280
They are off the table.

614
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,640
Like come at me.

615
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,160
But my friends and my family are a no go.

616
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:38,120
And so, you know, when we were going through our divorce, he was extra big going extra

617
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:44,360
big on getting at my at my friends at work, you know, one that we've had on the show and

618
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:51,120
her husband and like people with integrity and kind people who supported him, you know,

619
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,720
behind his back, they would support him and him behind their back.

620
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,320
He was talking shit, mad shit about everybody.

621
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,520
And it was just really bothered me.

622
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:05,360
I think I think what you have to remember why it's funny to me is like I he is just

623
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:09,920
a mis like it's the only thing he could think of.

624
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,120
Yeah, that would like hurt people hurt people.

625
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,120
Right.

626
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,120
I guess.

627
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,120
See, all of us.

628
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,120
Excuse.

629
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,960
It's not a damn near 50 year old man like, bro.

630
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,960
Yeah, for real.

631
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Right.

632
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,960
Yeah.

633
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:24,960
That's where you're going.

634
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,080
By the way, I'm pretty sure a very close family member of him is struggling with cancer right

635
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,080
now.

636
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,960
So for him to do that and say that, like, it just goes to prove to you like he really

637
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,240
has no emotions for other people.

638
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,240
I know.

639
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,240
It's weird.

640
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,600
It's weird when you when you look back at like those relationships like and it is hilarious

641
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,240
that I mean, it's all sorts of emotions.

642
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:53,480
But like when you look back at those relationships and every he's just a bitter bitch.

643
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,720
Yeah, he's always been a bitter bitch.

644
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:56,720
Absolutely.

645
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,240
And and so he had said something very evil, like very evil.

646
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,760
And I started to finally like the light bulb started clicking on like, I really think he

647
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:05,760
might be a narcissist.

648
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:11,440
And people I feel like throw that word around very loosely without really knowing what a

649
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,080
real narcissist looks like.

650
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:19,160
And so I asked his mother, you know, I said, have you ever had the feeling that Jeff might

651
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160
be a narcissist?

652
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,120
And this is like, you know, her response.

653
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,120
Oh, honey.

654
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,120
Yes.

655
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,120
He's always been a narcissist.

656
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120
He's always been that way.

657
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:30,720
She said it in the nicest, most matter of fact way.

658
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,000
I'm like, well, damn, I didn't know that.

659
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,120
What the hell?

660
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:37,120
I thought it was funny.

661
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,120
Right.

662
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,120
I thought he was joking.

663
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,920
You know, I didn't think he was being serious about half the shit that came out of his mouth

664
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:42,920
because it was extreme.

665
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:43,920
You know, right.

666
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,960
I thought it was like a shock value type thing.

667
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,920
But yeah, there's a line we do.

668
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,960
But you are right.

669
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:56,240
Like narcissist is one of those words that is thrown around a lot.

670
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:02,120
And like most people have some sense of narcissistic tendencies, I think, especially if you've

671
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,840
gone through like trauma in your life.

672
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:14,000
I think it's but a true narcissist, you, you kind of learn after the fact, really, because

673
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,280
they can be very charming, very persuasive.

674
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280
They all are.

675
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,240
But they're good at their craft.

676
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,400
And it's the hardest person to lose.

677
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,400
And it's, I mean, the hardest person to leave.

678
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:33,960
And it's the hardest, I feel like social, like diagnosis that you can overcome.

679
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Like, I don't know that you can.

680
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,960
I mean, when I was at therapy with my ex, she literally looked at me, I told you this

681
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:47,480
before and she said, you really should just leave him like, damn, in front of him.

682
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,560
She was like, Claire's done the work.

683
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,240
You're you're just it's not clicking to you.

684
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,240
It's not.

685
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,240
And he needed a specialist and you know, whatever.

686
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:03,480
But I think that's a do you think that that's something that's like, overtaking?

687
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,840
Do you think it's something that's not usually used?

688
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,320
It's just we're starting to talk about those emotional issues more.

689
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:14,560
That's very possible, too, because I know when I was growing up, that term was very

690
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560
rarely used.

691
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,560
Right.

692
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,400
And I didn't use that word really growing up.

693
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,360
But that's definitely a thing.

694
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,360
Right.

695
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,360
It is.

696
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:31,760
I was trying to my sister sent me something about narcissism the other day that I was

697
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:37,440
going to look I was going to see if I could find it quick because how do you spell narcissist

698
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,440
NAR?

699
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,200
A R C I S S I.

700
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:50,520
It was something anyways, it was basically about how like all of those things stem from

701
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,480
childhood.

702
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:58,800
Like it's a learned trait in most children that they've had to learn.

703
00:30:58,800 --> 00:30:59,800
Okay.

704
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,600
I don't know.

705
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,600
I'll have to find it and look at it and give it to you.

706
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,960
But anyways, I so next time I see him.

707
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:09,960
What?

708
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:14,720
Well, what you need to start doing is just carrying a butt plug in your satchel.

709
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,720
Oh my God.

710
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,120
I could do it to every time I could do.

711
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,120
I would.

712
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,000
I would do it to every then you could actually pull out a butt plug and be like, look, you

713
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
drop this.

714
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Oh my God.

715
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,480
Or what if his air drops on and I could just start sending him.

716
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:30,840
Oh yeah.

717
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:35,040
Like men fat dick nudes.

718
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:40,640
Send them the inverted penis.

719
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,400
That reminds me of a funny story.

720
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,560
So speaking of the inverted penis, obsessed with this inverted penis.

721
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,560
Everybody.

722
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:54,300
I mean, the image is pretty exquisite, but anyway, dear God, I don't remember why I had

723
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,760
my phone open the other day.

724
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,080
Oh, Jordan was, I was trying to show Jordan something.

725
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:05,760
And so I was on my phone and I was looking for this file and something on my like Google

726
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,760
drive or something.

727
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,760
I'm struggling.

728
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,760
I don't mess with Google.

729
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,000
I don't know how to do Google, whatever.

730
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,600
And so he was helping me on my phone and somehow we got to the downloads and he's like, babe,

731
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,600
are you nervous that I might see something weird on your downloads?

732
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,800
And I'm like, I already know you're going to see weird stuff on my downloads.

733
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,800
Right.

734
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,480
So we just started like clicking through there.

735
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,480
Oh God.

736
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:28,040
And he was like, yes, it sure was.

737
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,680
It was like, it was one of the first things they clicked on.

738
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,800
And he's like, babe, you might be the weirdest woman I've ever encountered.

739
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,680
It's like the weirdest shit on my downloads.

740
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,680
I'll have to tell you some of them.

741
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,680
Let me go there.

742
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,680
I forget.

743
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,680
I don't even know how to find my downloads.

744
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:45,680
Damn it.

745
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,680
How do I even find them?

746
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,640
Do you find yourself doing that lately?

747
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,320
Like I haven't been able to get my face time to work.

748
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,320
I know that.

749
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,340
And I'm like, what am I doing wrong?

750
00:32:55,340 --> 00:33:02,200
Like recently I am like, am I to that age where I, everything is evolving more than

751
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,200
I am.

752
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:11,240
And I'm like, Hey kids, will you come over and show your mother how to do Microsoft Word?

753
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,560
Oh man.

754
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,240
I seriously do not know how to find my damn downloads.

755
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,760
I think downloads are on, doesn't it?

756
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,640
Isn't it under like just screenshot?

757
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,080
Oh, like in my, in my album?

758
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,080
On your album.

759
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,080
Hmm.

760
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
Let me look.

761
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,080
I don't know.

762
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,080
I don't know either.

763
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,080
Shoot.

764
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:37,480
No, I know we do have some good ones because you know, our buddy, our buddy, Mikey, he,

765
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:47,720
we have a, a trifling trio group page where we are text where we send each other the most

766
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,280
ridiculous memes.

767
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,440
It's mainly Mike and John.

768
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:56,960
And then I send PG 13 memes and they're like, huh, good job, Claire.

769
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:57,960
Okay.

770
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,520
I found it.

771
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,760
So he, we clicked on this one first.

772
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,600
It's a picture of a, like a woman sticking her finger in a grapefruit.

773
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,760
Oh, because it's supposed to feel like what your vagina feels like.

774
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,280
I don't really know why that's on there.

775
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,400
I don't even remember why I looked at that.

776
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,400
Let's see.

777
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:18,120
But I don't even know how these items end up downloaded on my phone, but there are a

778
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,120
bunch of very, he knows is right there.

779
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:27,280
I have somebody's like Indiana jail arrest on there.

780
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,040
We have several busted from the busted page.

781
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040
Yeah, we do.

782
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:35,480
I just, it's just a bunch of like random weird stuff.

783
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,520
Frothed milk.

784
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,080
I don't, I don't know.

785
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,760
Female urine, a urine out a urinal thing.

786
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,760
A female urinal thing.

787
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,760
Yeah.

788
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,440
One of those she we's where you can like, yeah, I have one of those.

789
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:54,760
I use it at concert because I don't like to sit where drunk chicks have been pissing.

790
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,760
Yeah.

791
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,360
See, I ordered one and I didn't order the go girl.

792
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,040
The go girl is silicone.

793
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,560
I ordered one that is like hard and plastic.

794
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,560
Okay.

795
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,640
And it comes with a little zipper pouch.

796
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,400
So I've used three different models of that.

797
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
Yeah.

798
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,840
Tell me which one's the best because I would love to do it for this summer.

799
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,880
I kind of like the disposable ones.

800
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,220
Oh, there are disposable.

801
00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:21,920
There are disposable ones because if you think about it, I mean, it's something that you're

802
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,920
pissing in.

803
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,920
Right.

804
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,960
And you can wash it out with soap and that's fine.

805
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,320
But so for those of you who don't, you don't piss in it.

806
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,480
It's like a funnel.

807
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,480
It's a funnel.

808
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,800
So you, you basically like, I call it my penis attachment.

809
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,800
Yeah.

810
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,800
It looks like a penis.

811
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,280
Like it, it, it enables, enables you to be able to stand up peeing.

812
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,280
Correct.

813
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:47,760
So it's really good for like, for people who are like do skiing and stuff like that with

814
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,320
all that, those clothes on, like I've heard they use it if you're a sports person, like

815
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,320
you run track.

816
00:35:53,320 --> 00:36:00,040
I like to take them kayaking because I do not, I cannot pee outside without pissing

817
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,400
all over myself.

818
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,400
It just happens every time.

819
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,000
So I use a Shewe and then it doesn't do that.

820
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
The Shewe.

821
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,720
So there's a disposable Shewe too.

822
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,480
There's disposable ones.

823
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,880
I like them because they are like, they're not the hard plastic because the hard plastic

824
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,320
one, I mean, you are not going to shape that around your cooter.

825
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,320
Right.

826
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,320
Yeah.

827
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:24,080
Whereas the other, the disposable one is more flexible and you can kind of like really apply

828
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:28,480
some pressure in there and it will, you know, it does.

829
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,840
I like the, I like it better.

830
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,840
Okay.

831
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,840
I don't like the hard funnel one.

832
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,840
Yeah.

833
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:33,840
No, that's the one.

834
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,800
I mean, I, I used it twice last year and it felt weird just even rinsing it out after.

835
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:37,800
Yeah.

836
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,800
Being like, and that's the thing too.

837
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,640
I'm like, Oh, people are going to know that I've just pissed in this and that's weird

838
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:46,920
that it's in my bag, but let me tell you this funny story that happened.

839
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,640
This was actually probably 15 years ago.

840
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:51,640
Maybe that's a stretch.

841
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,360
No, it was probably 15 years ago.

842
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,040
So this guy that I used to work with, Oh my God, there's all sorts.

843
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,040
Go ahead.

844
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:01,240
This guy used to work with told me he's like, my girlfriend can stand and pee all the time.

845
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:02,240
She's mastered it.

846
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,240
Blah, blah, blah.

847
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,240
I'm like, bullshit.

848
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,240
That's impossible.

849
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,240
You can't do that.

850
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,320
Girls can't do that.

851
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,480
And he's like, yeah, she can.

852
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,720
It's really simple.

853
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,440
And he explained to me how his girlfriend stands to pee.

854
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,440
Okay.

855
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,440
So what you do is you use both your hands and you lift up on your bladder and then you

856
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,480
push in and then you have control over where your piss goes.

857
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,400
And I'm like, that actually sounds like that might work.

858
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,040
I can see that working.

859
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:32,040
If you lift up with some pressure, lift your bladder up and then push inward, then for

860
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,680
some reason, like just shoots it all out and none of it goes dribbling down your leg.

861
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,520
So me being the curious person that I am, I'm like, well, next time I have to piss,

862
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,800
I'm going to give that a whirl.

863
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:42,800
You know?

864
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:48,640
And at this time I was working up at Grissom and I had to wear my Air Force uniform every

865
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640
day.

866
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,360
So I was in my uniform.

867
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:56,440
So I go to the ladies' room, I pull my pants down and instead of sitting down like a lady,

868
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,600
I straddled the toilet seat like a man.

869
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,160
And I did exactly what he told me to do.

870
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:05,800
I lifted up on my bladder and I pushed in real hard and then I peed, shot out really hard

871
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,240
and it went straight down my leg into my pants.

872
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:14,080
I pissed myself trying to be like a dude.

873
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:18,680
It was so bad that I had to leave work and change my pants.

874
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,680
I left work.

875
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,680
Yeah, I took the rest of the day off.

876
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,400
I mean, I wasn't going to go around smelling like piss.

877
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:29,160
It surprises me that you don't know how to pee outside being grown up on a farm.

878
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,160
No.

879
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,320
Like, did you just go inside?

880
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,320
Yep.

881
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,120
We peed outside all the damn time.

882
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,680
Never peed outside like that.

883
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,680
I've always had this phobia bugs.

884
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,600
And I still to this day have phobia bugs and I always have this fear that something's going

885
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,600
to crawl up there.

886
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,440
Yeah, that's why I can't wear no underwear when I go to sleep.

887
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,680
I feel like a spider is going to.

888
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,240
So you only wear you put underwear on to go to bed?

889
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,240
Absolutely.

890
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:54,240
Really?

891
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,240
Always.

892
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,240
I didn't know that.

893
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,240
Because I don't want a critter crawling on a macouter.

894
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,000
Yeah, because like we have clean homes.

895
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
It's warm.

896
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
It's moist.

897
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Right.

898
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,440
Why wouldn't it go there?

899
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,320
I'm so sorry for all of you who hate that M word too.

900
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,840
She looked at me so disgustingly when she said it.

901
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,520
She hates that word and I know it.

902
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,300
Okay, it's a damp dark hole.

903
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,880
Why wouldn't a bug want to go up there?

904
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,200
Probably smells good too.

905
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200
Exactly.

906
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,320
All nice and warm and cuddly.

907
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,320
Nice safe place.

908
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,320
Right.

909
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,320
Exactly.

910
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:23,320
Can't nobody else get in there?

911
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320
That's right.

912
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320
That's why I keep my I keep pants on.

913
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,320
Right.

914
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,320
Oh my god.

915
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,320
So I can't even with you.

916
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,560
I don't know, man.

917
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,440
I just feel.

918
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,000
How do you feel about?

919
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
How do you feel?

920
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,040
Do you feel closure or do you just feel indifferent to it?

921
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,120
Oh, I don't care.

922
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,120
Okay.

923
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,120
I really know.

924
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,120
I mean, I never needed closure.

925
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,520
I had given closure to myself honestly when I was still married to him.

926
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,880
That's what I was curious about.

927
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:45,880
Yeah.

928
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,480
Like, so do you think next time you could just coexist, we can just coexist in the same

929
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,080
bar as him without even acknowledging?

930
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,080
Yeah, I won't.

931
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,080
I wouldn't even ignore.

932
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,080
I mean, it's whatever.

933
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,880
I would try to act like he wasn't there.

934
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,680
So I already foresee the future coming.

935
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,960
I already know what's going to happen next time.

936
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,280
Well, I hope there isn't a next time.

937
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,560
So I'll probably be with my big beefy boyfriend.

938
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,560
Exactly.

939
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,040
And I hope he punches him right in the lip.

940
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,040
I'm just kidding.

941
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,040
He's not aggressive.

942
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,720
He's not aggressive like that.

943
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,720
Girl.

944
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,120
But he would be if he had to be.

945
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,320
He's not aggressive like that.

946
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,360
He was like a whole ass green beret, bro.

947
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,360
And a Marine.

948
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,360
Yes, he is.

949
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:24,360
He's just real good at hiding.

950
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,360
He's a doll baby angel.

951
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,040
He is a doll baby angel.

952
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,720
Like I would be so attracted.

953
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,080
Like if Brad, oh my God.

954
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,560
If Brad punched somebody in the face.

955
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,560
Oh my God.

956
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,560
I would be like, OK.

957
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,560
OK.

958
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:37,560
OK, bro.

959
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,560
I go bust some ass.

960
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,120
We need some head busts.

961
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,960
The other thing that happened is our friend Leanne was on a date.

962
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:44,960
Yes she was.

963
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,080
And it seemed to like go good or whatever.

964
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,480
But Leanne was our girlfriend that was on here recently.

965
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:50,480
Yeah.

966
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,480
I'm actually posting her this week.

967
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,480
So good.

968
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,480
Yeah.

969
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:58,080
She was on a date and I did so good.

970
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,080
Not over.

971
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,080
I like I ignored them.

972
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,080
You did good.

973
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,200
You did good.

974
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,200
I really did.

975
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,960
I was like.

976
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,600
She was not like pulling tricks in front of her table.

977
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Right.

978
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,600
I went down.

979
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,720
I went outside to get a little bit of a breath and he came downstairs, down the stairs to

980
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,220
smoke cigarette.

981
00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:20,880
And I looked at him and I was like, OK, well, I was out there talking to everybody and I

982
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,560
was like, OK, well, I got to go back inside.

983
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,840
And he goes, you're going to leave?

984
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,920
Just when I came out here, I was like, yeah, because trust me, you don't want me just yet.

985
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,880
Like you want to make sure you like her.

986
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,520
And then you can have me.

987
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,520
I did so good.

988
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:35,520
And I ran back upstairs.

989
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,440
I was like, Lee, I did so good.

990
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,840
I was like, I ignored him.

991
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,480
And she's like, I don't need you to ignore him, jackass.

992
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,320
OK, well, I don't know really either.

993
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,480
OK, we're trying to figure out a happy medium here.

994
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,480
Right.

995
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,480
Right.

996
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,960
So no, I'm proud of us.

997
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,840
I'm proud of you that you were Donna for a day.

998
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,560
And I'm proud of you.

999
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,560
I am too.

1000
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,560
You made my mother so proud.

1001
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,560
I really, really did.

1002
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,760
I felt like it was like so her and her me.

1003
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760
Yeah.

1004
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,160
Like telling me just do it.

1005
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,760
Just do it one time for me.

1006
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,240
Just do it one time for me.

1007
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,160
And I mean, she was seriously smiling down.

1008
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,920
Of course he really didn't give a shit.

1009
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,080
No, he did.

1010
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,080
He did.

1011
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,560
Or he really did.

1012
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:19,560
Oh, absolutely.

1013
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,560
OK, good.

1014
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,160
Because he knows he'd be doing that booty hole stuff.

1015
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160
Yeah.

1016
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Oh, yeah.

1017
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:26,160
Yeah.

1018
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,160
He knows he do booty hole stuff.

1019
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,160
He was all mad.

1020
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160
He was mad.

1021
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,600
So I tell you when you tell your friend stuff, I don't tell my friends that.

1022
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,600
OK.

1023
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,680
You're better than that?

1024
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680
No, I'm not.

1025
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,720
You don't tell your friends stuff because you don't have any.

1026
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,720
Right.

1027
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,720
Who you going to tell?

1028
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,060
The heir?

1029
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,060
Geez.

1030
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,120
For real.

1031
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,860
For fucking real.

1032
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,200
Guess why you don't tell your friends?

1033
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,320
They gone.

1034
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,320
They gone?

1035
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,240
You was already mean to them too.

1036
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,240
Right.

1037
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,720
It's so true.

1038
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:01,320
Like that that like most narcissists don't care

1039
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:08,200
And I don't think he does I cared a little but he cares he cares that you know about his booty hole stuff

1040
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,480
Yeah, and he's worried. I'll tell everybody I'm not that petty. No, we're gonna tell everybody on the internet

1041
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,680
I know everybody listening. I mean, I don't

1042
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:22,000
Say it to be mean either. It's no I mean, I know that's where the meal G spot is

1043
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:29,200
Listen, that's what gets you. Yeah, okay. That's fine. I don't think it's I don't but my girlfriend's still gonna make a joke about you

1044
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:34,880
Having a butt plug after you're mean to my friend. I won't do it. If like if that was your thing now

1045
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:39,400
I'm not gonna do it. All right, you know, but if you fuck over one of my friends

1046
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,400
I'm probably gonna bust you out in public

1047
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,320
I just decided

1048
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:51,920
I'm just saying cuz that felt really good. It did it really I felt like I got all my power back all of a sudden

1049
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:57,160
Not that I lost it or anything, but man. I'm glad that it gave you that. Sorry

1050
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:04,240
My dogs are just jumped on my lap. Usually they're in their kennel usually they're on me. You're empty. Come here

1051
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,880
Yeah, they are

1052
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,660
But I know you got to get away we just had to kind of jump on here kind of quickly

1053
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:15,960
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the I don't know what the

1054
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:22,600
The lesson is here. I don't think there is one. I think else can just be entertained by just being attained

1055
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:30,160
That was a freaking hilarious stories. You do dumb shit or sometimes you just gotta let something out and you can do it without punching

1056
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,280
Somebody in the face, right? You can tell them they drop their butt plug. I

1057
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,600
Mean it was so freaking epic

1058
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,800
And he did look down like it was gonna be there. That was what was so funny

1059
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,280
Yeah, that was that was the best part about the entire thing is it was almost like he was like

1060
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:53,160
Oh, and they looked and he's like it clicked when he saw my face that I was not

1061
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:58,720
You know like oh my god and the fact that yeah, and I was like

1062
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:02,720
Did him like this eye to eye like which is awesome?

1063
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,520
so

1064
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,960
Maybe you could say that to my ex-husband if you see him out

1065
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,680
Okay, did he dropped his butt plug or is there another intimate secret that would be more hilarious?

1066
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,120
Like did was he in any kind of weird freak shit? No, no

1067
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,960
Okay, I mean now

1068
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,960
Hmm. I don't think so interesting

1069
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:26,840
So we could just use a butt plug one. Okay. I don't know. We'll think of one. Okay, so

1070
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,560
Yeah, we'll think about that. Yeah

1071
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,560
Well until next time

1072
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,560
Until next time

1073
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,840
Send in some shit if you guys have ever said anything funny to your

1074
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:47,720
Ex or if your best friend said something funny to your ex that that takes the cake

1075
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,920
It does take the cake, especially if your best friend is nice. I'm nice

1076
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,240
But bitch I wouldn't to him

1077
00:45:54,320 --> 00:46:00,440
Well, he just knew anyways, so yeah, but we hope you guys have a good week. Yes. Have a fantastic

1078
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:06,200
Have a fantastic next week. I'm going on vacay. Hell. Yeah, so

1079
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,560
Kind of a vacation bread has to work every day, but at least we'll be in the sunshine. That's right

1080
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:19,000
So where sunscreen I will I know I already just ordered a bunch of stuff cuz I'm cancer clear. Oh my god

1081
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,160
I should just make a bunch of shirts that say that

1082
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:29,240
Just leave a hashtag answer Claire just leave it in the car. And if I see him just wear it

1083
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,320
That's the type of weird shit I do I am overthinking

1084
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:39,080
Okay, anyways, well, I love you. Jonna and I've got your back forever

1085
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,440
Appreciate you appreciate you. So y'all have a good week. Bye

1086
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:52,040
Hey, bye. Bye Wow. Bye. Bye