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Let's do this.

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Oh, so welcome back from Ohio.

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Thank you.

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How was it?

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I'm happy to be back.

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I know you are, man.

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I know you are.

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So last we spoke, you were talking.

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You enjoy your steak.

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I enjoyed my.

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Oh, yeah, I had a steak.

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I had all that.

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Listen, I got a wagyu fillet.

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Oh, shit.

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Yeah, hard, hard on your own.

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Did.

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And I'll tell you what I said.

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I was sitting up at the bar by myself, surrounded by a bunch of men.

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Right.

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And they were just like, totally admiring that you were just on your own.

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No, my steak.

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Oh, OK.

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You know, we have like probably the best of the best.

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They were probably like, good for her.

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That was a fantastic piece of steak that I had.

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Yeah.

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And they were up there having a little appetizers.

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And then I'm there by myself.

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I'm like, give me this.

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Give me this.

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And be that wagyu.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah.

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So you I'm glad you did that.

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So it gave us this idea, which is why we have a guest today.

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This is our good friend, Leanne.

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Say hi, Leanne.

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Hi, Leanne.

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So we Leanne is single.

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OK.

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And we were talking on our last episode, Leanne, about how

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what are you doing?

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Dear God, she can't get in the zone.

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I'm always in the zone.

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I'm zoning.

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Anyways, we were talking about how you like what do single

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doesn't make you sad when you're when you're single on Valentine's Day.

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Right.

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And so I was like, well, let's talk about love this month of February.

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And so we're bringing Leanne in from a perspective of like some online dating

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shit.

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And so tell us a little bit about yourself, Leanne.

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Wow.

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Sell the crowd.

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Nothing like putting her on the spot.

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Good Lord.

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Thanks for the pre-list of questions.

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I should have requested that in the contract.

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I should not agree to anything with you.

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OK, I can fill them in.

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You can tell them.

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You want me to read my profile?

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Yes.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah.

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What dating apps are you on?

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Let's just go into it.

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So my current profile, the only thing it says is I am pretty awesome.

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OK.

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OK.

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I decided, you know, these motherfuckers don't read it.

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Like, they don't.

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So you're so right.

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Like as women, you know we're reading them bios.

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Right.

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But you're right.

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I think it's the men.

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I swear they don't.

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Because I'm like, they'll ask questions and they don't know.

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I'm like, that was in my bio.

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Right.

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So I deleted the old one and, you know, started a new one and.

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And kept it simple.

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I like it short.

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Hold up.

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Hold up.

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I want to know if I'm the only petty one here, because, you know,

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I'm done online dating a time or two.

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And I know that when you delete a profile and create a new one,

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like you lose all your matches.

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Right.

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So there have been times where I would have recreated because like I got off

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and I got back on and the dudes that I had been talking to were back on there.

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Like they never came off.

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I don't understand.

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Like, I think it's to me, it's a thing.

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Like if you meet somebody on a dating app, like if you're going to try to do

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something or not, like usually you both come off the dating app.

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Oh, OK.

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You know what I mean?

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Like, pause it so nobody else can see it and like nobody new can match with you.

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Whatever.

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Oh, so the guy you're chatting off the dating app with.

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Yes.

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Is still on there active.

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Yes.

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Oh, so are you.

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But usually by the time I reinstall it, by the time I reinstall it,

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I already know I'm going to be sticking a fork in that thing anyway.

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So obviously he can fill that.

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Well, this leads me to a very good point.

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Or maybe he's just used to being ditched and he just keeps it there.

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Exactly.

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You know?

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There are all sorts of problems.

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The only way you can be upset, I feel, is if you had a committed talk.

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I agree.

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That is the newest trend of 2023.

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I did a little research.

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Oh, you did?

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Yeah.

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So the newest trend of 2023 is called guard railing.

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And it's all about how you set the boundaries and the expectations from the jump.

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So if you want to know why the hell they're on it, you say, hey, I put my I redid mine

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and saw you were on there.

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Might sound petty, but like to be authentically you.

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That's 100 percent me this year.

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Like, I mean, so it says like it's all about.

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I don't get many second dates.

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Right.

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They're like, if you are not super clear on your expectations, no, there's a I'm sure

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there's a balance like there is to everything in life.

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But for the most part, like, ugh, so guard railing is what you failed to do, Jonna.

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I know.

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But I like in hindsight, looking back, I'm like, that is like one of the most important

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things is setting boundaries upfront.

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Like, you can even put on those stupid profile pages what your intentions are.

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And so many times it kind of piss me off because like somebody would say they have long term

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as their relationship goal.

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And yet their real intention is just, you know, casual.

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Right.

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They know good and well, they only want casual.

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But they say long term to bait the good ones in.

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They be bread crumb in you.

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Yeah.

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Look, I got a whole list of terms.

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Claire's got a whole new bread crumming.

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It means Cindy flirty stuff to see if they are interested.

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That's all they was doing.

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Right.

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Right.

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No, that's not, that's not the same because he's saying she's saying he's saying he's

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one commitment when he's not really you're saying he's kitten fishing you.

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Kitten fishing.

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So kitten fishing is when you use big filters.

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Like the filters on your face.

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It's when you say that your job is more important than what it is.

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So like if you're a mailman, you say you're a postmaster.

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When you're looking for a quick bang.

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So that would be kitten fishing.

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I cannot believe you just reeled in another one of your ridiculous.

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Yeah, I got more for you.

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I got more for you.

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Did you spend all afternoon on Urban Dictionary?

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No, I wanted to like bring something to the conversation because I think it for I mean

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you are boot up now, right?

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You know it.

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But you had this like epiphany and I think you're having it too.

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And like I can see you on the verge of it.

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So why not talk about real ass subjects like the terms that people are freaking using for

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this shit.

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Every this is insane.

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This is so complicated.

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When was dating not just will you like we fucking around.

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Yes or no.

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You want to bang me after school.

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Yes or no.

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Like they want a serious relationship.

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But the first thing they do is send y'all a dick pic.

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What?

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That was the first red flag.

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Well, shouldn't it be?

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I mean, I don't know.

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It depends on your priorities.

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Yeah, let's back up.

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Maybe it shouldn't be the first thing.

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Right.

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Like Merry Christmas.

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Unless you're looking for cash.

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If you're looking for cash, why not?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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So, Leanne, what do you look for on you mentioned earlier that you have a very simple profile.

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What do you take time to read the guys profiles or no.

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So I have a filter that I go through.

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You develop a process over time.

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I'm sorry.

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Like there are certain things like I'm not even going to bother fucking reading it if

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like these other things are not in that.

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I think that's good.

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That's immediately guard railing yourself.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's just knowing what I want.

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Yeah.

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Johnny, you said you had the same thing too.

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You have like a list of three.

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If he appears to be someone that's on drugs or is only looking to bang or has children,

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a little ass kid.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay.

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So done raising kids.

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Next.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So you have, do you have, so how many do you have?

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Because at one point, Jonna, didn't you have like 30?

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Like I don't have it listed like she does.

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We talked about me doing that.

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I literally wrote my list and folded it and put it in the window.

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I am Lord Jesus, please come down.

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Maybe you can write your list and put it in a window like Jonna did.

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Maybe it'll work.

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Maybe it'll work.

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The cupid will come by.

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No.

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So, so you look at the criteria, everything else you don't really care about.

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Well, I mean, then I, you know, I make sure that he meets the criteria and like, does

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he come across as like someone I'd even be interested in just by his photos that he puts

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out there, you know?

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Well that is an interesting thing because the other trend that's really popular in 2023

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is called open casting.

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And it means you step outside of your box.

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So maybe you like his profile, but not his picture.

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You give him a go.

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Well, and I do, I do give him the benefit of a doubt because, you know, some people

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do not photo well.

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I don't really think I photo well without a little bit of editing.

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Can I tell you that I have actually done that?

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I did that before that was a word.

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Open casted?

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Yeah.

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We know.

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And what ended up happening was I felt like a BI yacht because I knew all along that that

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wasn't what I was looking for.

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And they were so fricking nice.

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And I just had to like end it because I'm like, I can't really get past this thing.

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Yeah.

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But there's a, like, there's a guy who was like the way he held his neck was ugly.

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He was so nice.

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But his neck was so ugly.

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So I dumped him.

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So that I always feel like a shallow asshole.

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So it's not good for my mental health.

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What about you, Leanne?

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How is your, you have been open casting lately.

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How has that been going?

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Tell us because you went on some open casts recently.

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We'll not talk about the most active one.

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Right, right.

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The other one you basically said what she did.

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Right.

268
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And you were just like, I can't.

269
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Yeah, yeah.

270
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It was way outside my comfort zone.

271
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Right.

272
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Like I thought, well, you know, I like, you know, what's that show with the smart guys?

273
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,360
Big Bang Theory.

274
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,360
Yeah, I love that show.

275
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You know, like maybe I could like a geek.

276
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You know, let me check out the nerdy guys, see what they're like.

277
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And you're like, absolutely not.

278
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And then I was like, oh, this is so not for me.

279
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I need like a man.

280
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For real.

281
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I need you to be more manly.

282
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Right.

283
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Oh, damn.

284
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,960
Why is it sad that I know exactly what you're talking about?

285
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,280
Seriously, because it's a whole life culture.

286
00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:03,120
And please don't let me know more about how to do something than you like, man, like,

287
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you know.

288
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He was getting kitten fish.

289
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I knew that right away when you showed me that picture.

290
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Kitten fish.

291
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,320
Yeah.

292
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,760
He, she, she was trying, he was trying to get him a kitten.

293
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He tried.

294
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,760
She was like, nope.

295
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I was like, he does not own that business.

296
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,120
He lying.

297
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Yeah.

298
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:23,120
I ain't never even heard of it.

299
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,360
It's okay.

300
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,360
Anyways, so when do you decide?

301
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,520
So what is like your go to?

302
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:31,880
Do you wait for them to approach you or do you approach them?

303
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,960
So as far as where do I go to swipe?

304
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,960
I look at the ones that liked me.

305
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,960
Okay.

306
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:42,720
I, and until I run out of those, like if I have a late night.

307
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:53,960
I'll go to the others.

308
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:54,960
This little do.

309
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:59,440
Well, I mean, you know, I shopped the ones that liked me first.

310
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,440
Okay.

311
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,440
Okay.

312
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,480
And wait, isn't there, isn't that the premier plan on Tinder?

313
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,480
Oh, no.

314
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,880
I don't know nothing about Tinder.

315
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,760
I quit, I quit paying for them.

316
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,960
So currently I'm just using that basic ass Facebook shit.

317
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,920
Oh, hell nah.

318
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:15,920
It's fun.

319
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,920
Yeah.

320
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,920
She's real fun.

321
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,920
It's comical as hell.

322
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920
Yeah.

323
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,920
Like what else are you going to do?

324
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920
Oh, you get some good ones.

325
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:22,920
Don't I?

326
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920
I was sent you guys a picture.

327
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,920
You have sent me some really good pictures.

328
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:32,720
She had a guy the other day who was laying on his, on his motorcycle with this cowboy

329
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,280
hat like tilted like this.

330
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,360
And so we're on this group chat with Annie and Mandy and Annie says, dare you to go outside

331
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and do reenact it.

332
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,120
Oh my gosh.

333
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,240
And then seconds, seconds Leanne's out there on her motorcycle with her, with the cowboy

334
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,240
hat.

335
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,240
I sure was.

336
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:54,320
And like, how do you, how do, how do men, what advice would you give men about their

337
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,320
profile?

338
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,600
Please let me speak up.

339
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600
Yes.

340
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600
Okay.

341
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:03,400
First of all, the ugliest angle you could ever take your picture is with it underneath

342
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,400
your chin.

343
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,400
Yeah.

344
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:09,080
Do not do that looking down and then like having the most blank look on your face.

345
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:13,280
Like you're not even trying to smile or you look mean or mad.

346
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,280
Okay.

347
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,280
Ew, don't do that.

348
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,560
Like I don't want to see the mean guy.

349
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,000
I want to see like the happy guy.

350
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
It's going to make me happy.

351
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Yeah.

352
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000
Why do I want to look scared to you?

353
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Yeah.

354
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,520
But then wouldn't there be the guys who are like cheesy happy?

355
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,520
So you have to find a balance.

356
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,520
Maybe ask a friend.

357
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,240
There's some that can go over the top with him pictures.

358
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,000
More natural photos.

359
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,280
Right.

360
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,640
What about the photos where they like obviously like scribbled out their X way for their X

361
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:39,640
or X.

362
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,640
Oh my God.

363
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,640
I've seen those.

364
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,040
Or I'm sorry, group photos in general, because it's really annoying to go, well, which one

365
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,040
is he?

366
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,000
Well, don't you think it's the ugliest one?

367
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,040
So the group, okay, so correct me if I'm wrong, but the group photo picture should be the

368
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,560
second picture they go to.

369
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,560
Oh.

370
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,560
The first one should be that.

371
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,560
Or the bottom.

372
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:56,560
The bottom.

373
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,560
If you're going to put it in there, put it at the bottom.

374
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,560
So you know, I'm dating and you don't have your...

375
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,160
I'm cool with knowing you have friends.

376
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,160
Yeah.

377
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,640
I like to know that you have friends.

378
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,640
Yeah.

379
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,640
It's weird to me if you don't have people.

380
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,280
Okay, so put it on like the fourth or fifth picture.

381
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,280
Like the last picture.

382
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,280
I'm good with.

383
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,280
Yeah.

384
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:15,080
But that way people know really what your face is by the time you get to the group photo.

385
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,080
Right.

386
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,080
All right.

387
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080
All right.

388
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080
Oh, okay.

389
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080
Okay.

390
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:24,960
So number one is do not take a picture below your chin.

391
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:29,080
Well, just take a picture that looks nice and it's not like that angle.

392
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,080
Okay.

393
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,080
Lift your phone up.

394
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,080
Why do they always want to do it down?

395
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,080
I don't know.

396
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,080
They're looking down at the phone.

397
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,080
Do the opposite of that.

398
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,080
And no kitten fishing.

399
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,800
If you're 60, do not put your 45 year old picture.

400
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,800
Yeah.

401
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800
Please use recent photos.

402
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,680
Like please don't like, you know, dot...

403
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,600
You used to dye your hair and then like...

404
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,600
And now your balls.

405
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,600
No.

406
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,600
And then now you quit dyeing your hair.

407
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:52,000
And like you show up in your like solid gray and you're like, who the fuck are you?

408
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Are you his dad?

409
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Right.

410
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,280
You would have been okay with the solid gray.

411
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280
I would have been.

412
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,840
I totally would have been had I known what I was expecting.

413
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,840
Right.

414
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840
Right.

415
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,840
Exactly.

416
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:05,840
That's good one.

417
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,640
What else should they not put on their profile?

418
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,640
Oh my God.

419
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,880
Please if you show your whole head.

420
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:16,600
Like I'm okay with knowing your bald, but I want to know what I'm going to see.

421
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
Yeah.

422
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,600
Like I'm...

423
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,600
If you're receding, rock it.

424
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600
Rock it.

425
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,600
Let me know it's coming.

426
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,600
Yeah.

427
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:31,000
You got mail pattern, but I need to know what kind of bald spots I'm working with.

428
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,880
Like don't leave me much to question.

429
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880
Right.

430
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,200
Like I want to know what I'm getting into.

431
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:41,560
What do you think ghost Brad from man, silent Brad's joining us over here cracking up from

432
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:46,360
a man's perspective, do you have any idea what goes through a man's head when he does

433
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,600
profile pictures like that?

434
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,600
I don't.

435
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,600
I don't either.

436
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,600
Like really unbecoming pictures.

437
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,600
Don't you know when you look ugly?

438
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,560
I think you should.

439
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,200
I feel like you should, but I've seen some pretty garbage looking profiles.

440
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,200
For real.

441
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,360
Like this one guy had like dirty ass kids.

442
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:10,160
This whole dirty family in their dirty house.

443
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:17,880
Why did you like my profile?

444
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:22,880
That's so horrific.

445
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:28,920
Look at my face.

446
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,280
Oh, y'all done lost it.

447
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,280
Oh, no.

448
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,280
We lost it.

449
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,280
That is crazy.

450
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,280
That is crazy.

451
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:42,400
That is like going, taking a selfie in the bathroom and not making sure that the shit

452
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400
in the toilet.

453
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,560
It's like having dildo and everything y'all on the counter.

454
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,520
For instance, I would rather see your dildo out on the counter than see your dirty ass

455
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520
family.

456
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:59,000
Keep those last gremlins to yourself.

457
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,520
Don't nobody want those.

458
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,560
Those would be the red flags then right?

459
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,640
Like there are there any other ones?

460
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,160
How should you approach a woman, Brad, when you were online dating?

461
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,760
Because he was before he met me.

462
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:12,760
Oh, shit.

463
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,760
Bumble Brad.

464
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,760
Yeah, Bumble Brad.

465
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,760
All them honeys wanted to pay for that.

466
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,760
I was old.

467
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,760
I did that.

468
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,760
I was like, no, I'm good player.

469
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,760
I did that old ass app.

470
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,760
That match.

471
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,760
Oh, my gosh.

472
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,760
He's so sweet.

473
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:30,760
Of course he was a match.

474
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,760
He's taking bitches to Vegas.

475
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:37,040
Hey, listen, I was on that match back in the old days too.

476
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:40,560
It is still the number one app that people actually meet their Pearson.

477
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,560
Okay.

478
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,560
You have to pay for it.

479
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,560
So you got to be kind of serious about it.

480
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,560
Yeah, you got to pay for that pussy.

481
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,560
How much is it?

482
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,560
Like $15 a month or something?

483
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,560
Something like that.

484
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,560
I don't remember.

485
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,560
You could give it two months.

486
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,560
I mean, it's not crazy expensive.

487
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:51,560
Usually they make you either do one month, three months, six months.

488
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,560
Oh, well, you ain't got 30 bucks.

489
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,560
You ain't got 30 bucks.

490
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,560
You ain't got 30 bucks.

491
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,560
You ain't got 30 bucks.

492
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,560
You ain't got 30 bucks.

493
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,560
You ain't got 30 bucks.

494
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,560
You ain't got 30 bucks.

495
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,960
You ain't got 30 bucks.

496
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,960
Oh, well, you ain't got 30 bucks.

497
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,960
How long you plan on being single?

498
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:07,960
You can put it on pause.

499
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:08,960
You're setting the standard.

500
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,800
No, that's probably the average it takes to meet somebody is three months.

501
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:17,560
Or realize if you like somebody or not, because when I was doing my little date and shit whenever,

502
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,240
it was literally amazing if we made it to 45 days.

503
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,920
Usually it was around the 35th to 40th day.

504
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:25,920
It was Splitsville.

505
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,920
Right.

506
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,560
So like 45 days was like a big deal to me.

507
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:35,480
She was giving them balloons and happy anniversary gifts.

508
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,520
She did some shit like that.

509
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,400
We made it to seven days, baby.

510
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,400
You want to move in.

511
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,400
Love.

512
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,400
Okay.

513
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:50,720
What was the question I asked you about your dating online with Match?

514
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,720
Come on.

515
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,720
It was a good one.

516
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,720
You asked him what he was looking for or something.

517
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,280
What was your red flags?

518
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,560
Or what did I ask?

519
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,560
You remember?

520
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,560
No, I don't remember.

521
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,560
You're like from a man's perspective.

522
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,560
I thought I answered it.

523
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,560
Yeah.

524
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
Oh, no.

525
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,560
He said I thought I answered it.

526
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,560
I think he did.

527
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,560
Did he?

528
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,560
He might have.

529
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:18,840
I'm trying to get better at going back to the original question.

530
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,560
When you're editing this, you'll figure it out.

531
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,560
Yeah, I will.

532
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,560
Yeah, because I just got totally lost in that maze of conversation.

533
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,280
I'm just saying where we just come from.

534
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,640
Brad was taking bitches to Las Vegas though.

535
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,640
What?

536
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,640
You took a hold of Las Vegas?

537
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,640
Yeah, he did.

538
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,640
Snaggletooth McGee.

539
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,640
I remember you, Laurie.

540
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,640
I see your pictures.

541
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:42,640
Did that just call some girls Snaggletooth?

542
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:50,280
No, his boys called him her Snaggletooth, actually.

543
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:55,480
His boys were like, oh, when they met me, they said, oh, you're not Snaggletooth anymore.

544
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,480
Oh my gosh.

545
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,680
Nope, it's me now.

546
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,400
So when do you decide, oh, no, no, no.

547
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,800
What was your lead in, Brad?

548
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:09,320
When you would approach a woman on match, what was your lead in?

549
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,320
I'm curious.

550
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:14,120
And Leanne, Jonna, I want to know what your funniest lead ends you've gotten.

551
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,560
Like I can remember.

552
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,560
Yes, you can.

553
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,400
Shoot, I don't think I even remember, but I'm sure it was probably like this.

554
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,400
Hello.

555
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,840
You know, that's exactly what you were saying.

556
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,840
Yeah, I didn't.

557
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,840
Not hi, not hey.

558
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,360
I didn't try to use no lines or nothing.

559
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,720
I'm not that type of person.

560
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:36,200
So would it attract you if you got one word message that said hello?

561
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,520
Oh, I'd be pissed off.

562
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:38,520
Me too.

563
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,720
I would be like, like, all you got for me is hello.

564
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,720
That's it.

565
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,720
I don't remember being a problem.

566
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Beautiful.

567
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,720
He said, I don't.

568
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,960
I got a response usually every time.

569
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,960
Yeah.

570
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,400
I had his little dimples out.

571
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:54,400
Exactly.

572
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,400
He's so handsome.

573
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,400
He was wearing shorts.

574
00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:05,400
He was probably carrying his ring with his little shirt wrapped up in it.

575
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,400
You know.

576
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,400
Cabana boy.

577
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
Cabana Brad.

578
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400
Thirst trap.

579
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,400
But he was like, yeah.

580
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,360
OK, so that's another good advice.

581
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,160
Don't lead with just hello.

582
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,800
Yeah, just be like.

583
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:23,560
Unless you got a good profile picture.

584
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,080
You get away with a lot more when you're pretty.

585
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,760
Yeah, that's true.

586
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,760
That's true.

587
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:29,760
Damn.

588
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,080
Johnny used to get dick pics less left and right.

589
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,840
And we realized that was because of your meme sharing.

590
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:35,840
Right.

591
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,840
Don't you agree?

592
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,640
I feel like my level of memes would be surprised though.

593
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,640
It gets misunderstood.

594
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,320
I don't understand that.

595
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,040
People think all of a sudden it's a green light to be all creepy and weird.

596
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:51,120
OK, just because I have a creepy and weird sense of humor does not mean I want you to

597
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,560
be creepy and weird to me.

598
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,560
Right.

599
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,360
Just because I wear a mini skirt doesn't mean when I have sex with you.

600
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,360
OK.

601
00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:02,560
What do you think, Leigh Ann?

602
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,960
I think it definitely opens up the door for it.

603
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,640
Well, no, that's what she realized.

604
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:12,240
I don't share it unless I want them to respond in a creepy and.

605
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240
Yeah.

606
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,240
Oh, yeah.

607
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,280
So I mean, if that's what your goal is.

608
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,000
So what's your experience then, Leigh Ann?

609
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,320
Do you get dick pics without asking?

610
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,320
Most certainly.

611
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,320
OK.

612
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,320
So it doesn't matter, really.

613
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,720
I mean, it just depends on the kind of guy it is.

614
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,520
I mean, do you ever ask for him?

615
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,520
Just wondering.

616
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:31,520
For a friend.

617
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,520
For my friend wants to know.

618
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:41,520
One time I may or may not have been under the influence.

619
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:49,160
I may or may not have asked for a specific video and got it in return.

620
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160
Dang.

621
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,160
Dude, because of TikTok.

622
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,160
Oh, what's that?

623
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160
What is it?

624
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,160
Is it a TikTok trend?

625
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,160
There was something about.

626
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,960
No, there was a TikTok I've seen that's something about people asking for cum shots.

627
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:04,640
And I was like, I never had anybody ask me for that or ask anyone for that.

628
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,640
So I kind of just did it.

629
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,640
And I got one back.

630
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,640
I was like, well, that's cool.

631
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,640
That was interesting.

632
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,640
I'm not going to lie.

633
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,640
It was hotter than I expected.

634
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,640
Good.

635
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,640
Good.

636
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,160
It didn't.

637
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,640
There's a lot of times I'll listen to myself on here and I'm like, what the hell was I

638
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,720
even talking about?

639
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:32,640
And I know when Brad and Johnna think that same thing, because this is what Johnna does.

640
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,600
Yeah.

641
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:40,280
I have learned so much about myself doing this podcast.

642
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,400
Oh, man.

643
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,400
Okay.

644
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,200
So when do you decide when it's time to go on a date?

645
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:54,040
Well, for me, I always request 100% of the time you and I are going to video chat.

646
00:24:54,040 --> 00:25:00,280
Yo, we're going to get to the video chat, like willingness to video chat, just to make

647
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:06,560
sure that like Leigh Ann said, you're not, you know, looking some kind of crazy way.

648
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,200
That's a good idea.

649
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,200
Catfishing somebody.

650
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,240
And so, yeah, so I always FaceTime them first.

651
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,320
I bet it's hard in this day and age though, too, because people are so used to texting.

652
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,520
Do you ever get people who call and then you're probably freaked out like, why the fuck are

653
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,520
you calling me?

654
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520
Yeah, I've heard the excuse.

655
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,400
Okay, listen, every time I'm told, oh, I don't really like video chatting, video chatting

656
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,280
is not really my thing.

657
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,640
You're always lead me on in some sort of way.

658
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,560
For real, some troll motherfuckers.

659
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:34,560
Yeah.

660
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,040
You know, do you do that?

661
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,040
Leigh Ann?

662
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,280
Do you have a rule?

663
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:48,600
I honestly am not a fan of video chatting myself, so I don't request them.

664
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
Right.

665
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,600
But you send selfies.

666
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,440
I mean, I have, but yeah, I'm more about I want to get it.

667
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:59,360
I want to get a good current selfie and we can talk on the phone and and then, you know,

668
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,880
we're going to meet somewhere.

669
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,480
But my first meeting is almost always something short.

670
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,280
I don't want to go to dinner.

671
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280
Yeah.

672
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,200
It's something I can dip out on if I want.

673
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,760
Like just go meet for a drink.

674
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,760
Yeah.

675
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,720
And that way you're not committed to sit through a whole meal of food.

676
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,720
Do you follow?

677
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,640
Well, I think you have to listen to your instinct when it comes to your safety.

678
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,640
Don't you?

679
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,400
And you have to be careful what you say.

680
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,400
Yeah, I agree.

681
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,920
Don't mention that you have to go somewhere afterwards and end up with somebody following

682
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,920
you there.

683
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:29,920
Yeah.

684
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,920
Yeah, that's a good good advice.

685
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,360
Yeah, it is.

686
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,360
That's what I was gonna say.

687
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:39,000
I would think that you that's when it's important to like stay sober enough to kind of know

688
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:44,520
your whereabouts and know the vibe from the person because really our first instinct of

689
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,960
people are usually true.

690
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960
They're creepy, they're creepy.

691
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,040
You know what I mean?

692
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:53,920
I think well, I was thinking more like in the instance of the one particular day I had

693
00:26:53,920 --> 00:27:01,240
that followed me to a store afterwards, he invited himself to come along.

694
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,240
Interesting.

695
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240
Yeah.

696
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,240
And it was cringy.

697
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240
The whole the whole date was cringy.

698
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:11,320
I mean, oh, I need to probably get your location when you go on dates.

699
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:19,360
I mean, he totally lied about his height and then, you know, it is awful for me to say

700
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,360
at five feet.

701
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:27,320
But I should not be looking a motherfucker in the eye like you told me it was at least

702
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,000
seven inches taller than me.

703
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,640
You could have at least said five three.

704
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,520
But we're eye to eye, bitch.

705
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:41,960
And then, you know, to make matters worse, he followed me to the hardware store to more

706
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,720
so turn me off.

707
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,760
Yeah, he didn't really know that store well.

708
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,400
I got to lose often.

709
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,400
Right.

710
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,000
She's a do it yourself.

711
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,360
You've had some situations like that too, that you probably don't even like.

712
00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:03,680
I've been in a couple interesting situations that were not ideal, but I'm relatively unscathed.

713
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:08,520
Do you think you have to just not be afraid to like set to guardrail at first and be like,

714
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,680
look, I might come over to your house, but this isn't happening.

715
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:16,720
Like would you in retrospect, would you have done anything differently in the situation?

716
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,360
Number one and ever, ever, ever go to a dude's house for the first time you're meeting him.

717
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
Yeah, for one.

718
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,360
Right.

719
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:26,160
You know, I treat everybody like they're going to try to human traffic me and harvest my

720
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,960
organs like until I figure them out.

721
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,760
Like that's the status that they're on.

722
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,240
Like that's their main objective.

723
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,240
Yeah.

724
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,240
In my head.

725
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,520
You have to do, the world is weird.

726
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:37,520
Right.

727
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:44,920
But I admittedly have totally ignored my own rules in the way of saying, well, I'd rather

728
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,400
go do something fun.

729
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400
Yeah.

730
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,400
All right.

731
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,560
You know, let's meet up with this guy and go ride bikes together.

732
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,520
And then later on figure out that, well, he's an ex con and you probably shouldn't have

733
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,840
like been hanging out with him or invited him back to your house afterwards.

734
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,080
Cause you guys were drinking a lot.

735
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:09,480
Oh, don't go, you know, Hey, I wouldn't be a smart single person.

736
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,120
I wasn't a smart single person.

737
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,680
I just lucked out when it came to Brad, like finding him for real.

738
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,400
I'm like, I just did.

739
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,160
I'd be like off somewhere.

740
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,920
It would be bad for real.

741
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,840
I'd be skiing or something in the corner by yourself.

742
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,840
Nevermind.

743
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:33,920
Were you talking about jerking off two dudes at the same time?

744
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,920
What?

745
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,920
I missed that little thing.

746
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:43,160
Why do I keep laughing like that?

747
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,160
I was going like this.

748
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,880
Boy, I really thought you meant skiing.

749
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,880
Yeah.

750
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,880
Like I'm a skier.

751
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,880
Okay.

752
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,240
Like for fuck's sake, have you seen me ski anything?

753
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,240
I drink ski.

754
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,160
I just drink it at my grandma's house.

755
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,360
I've never seen a slope.

756
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:10,880
Brad, if you weren't in Claire's life, she'd be whacking two dudes off at the same time.

757
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,800
I saw an old friend from high school.

758
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,280
So you know what I, do you know what I said to him?

759
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:22,400
He was like, yeah, I was really short back in the day, but he goes, I should have taken

760
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,680
it from the girls when I could have gotten it or something like that.

761
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,680
And I was like, it's okay.

762
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,680
And I'm trying to make him feel better.

763
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,680
I'm like, it's okay.

764
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:34,040
I should have taken it less.

765
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:41,200
And then I just stood there awkwardly like, and then I was like, I know exactly how awkward

766
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,200
that moment was.

767
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,200
It was dude.

768
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:48,160
I had so many awkward times that night where I was like, what in the freaking sober am

769
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,160
I doing?

770
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,560
Like I would like, oh, that's a whole.

771
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,280
No, I have none.

772
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:01,440
I'm like, I am the weirdest person ever, but I'm just going to embrace it.

773
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,920
So thank God again that I looked out onto B Rad.

774
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,320
You're a lucky man, babe, because Lord knows.

775
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,320
You won the prize.

776
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:14,560
Cause I would not know what the hell to do with myself.

777
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,320
What did I say when we met?

778
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,520
Just don't know.

779
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:26,440
No, when we met, uh, your sister-in-law at the time introduced us on the dance floor

780
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,080
because I had told her she was pretty in the bathroom.

781
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:34,000
And then she finds Brad and says, you know, you know what happened, babe?

782
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
You should put your time.

783
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,560
I don't know what I said.

784
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,680
I think she was like, this is Brad and he wants to dance and Brad, this is the nice

785
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,680
girl from the bathroom.

786
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:48,560
And I was like, Hey, and then we just like, and then Brad said, hello.

787
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,920
He probably didn't say shit.

788
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,920
He probably did.

789
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,920
Hello.

790
00:31:52,920 --> 00:32:01,960
That's exactly what happened actually.

791
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,960
Yeah.

792
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,960
No.

793
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,960
Yeah.

794
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,960
I think, I don't know.

795
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:12,040
When I look back at the timeline of that, actually, it was only 39 minutes that I had

796
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,760
after I had met you.

797
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,880
Cause I took a picture of all of us in there.

798
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,040
39 minutes later, I'm hanging on this dude like kissing his face.

799
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,280
So damn.

800
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:27,080
So that hello, apparently, apparently if you have a nice face, you can just say hello.

801
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,880
Anyways, what else?

802
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,680
Wait a second.

803
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:37,400
Were you guys that disgusting couple that's just like making out hardcore and nobody else

804
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,040
like everybody else is there to see it?

805
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,560
Dude, I knew it.

806
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:52,040
It is so gross when I think about the night we met, like for real is gross.

807
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,320
It was, it was cringe worthy.

808
00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:03,800
I was drinking out of, I brought a fifth of fireball and had it in my satchel.

809
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:10,360
And instead of like hiding it, I would just take the satchel up to my mouth like this

810
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,160
as I'm talking to Brad.

811
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,160
I was not at a good place.

812
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,160
I'm glad to have this woman.

813
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:21,160
This one right here with the fucking fireball in her purse.

814
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,160
I said, do you want to saw it?

815
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,320
And he's like, I could just buy it.

816
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:33,160
We were all buying drinks and her whole crew were all carrying, carrying fireball with

817
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,360
them in different containers.

818
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,200
Hey, I was going through a divorce.

819
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,200
Okay.

820
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,200
I was on a budget that night.

821
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:44,200
I was like, we'll just get something that's cold.

822
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:48,840
You totally do.

823
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,800
That's probably when I started making out with you.

824
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,200
Actually, I was probably like, okay, he got money.

825
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,000
He reached Danny.

826
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,480
He's buying my fireball.

827
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:04,600
He's got a Columbia fleece to hide around his waist like a tourist.

828
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,640
And he's offering cold drinks.

829
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Sign me up.

830
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:15,960
Do you think authentically meeting people like that is a thing?

831
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,960
Very rare.

832
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960
I mean, often.

833
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,840
I feel like it has to be rare.

834
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,840
You think it's just rare?

835
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,840
I think it's very rare.

836
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,280
I do.

837
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:32,680
Do you think 10, 15 years ago, it wasn't rare, but I guess there wasn't the apps and then

838
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,800
Corona virus didn't hit where it made everybody even more.

839
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,600
Yeah, it made it way worse.

840
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:43,440
Although I will tell you, I had one of those moments and I ended up with my oldest son.

841
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440
What moments?

842
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,440
Corona virus?

843
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440
I'm so lost.

844
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,440
My mind went the wrong way.

845
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,440
What?

846
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,440
In the fuck?

847
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440
Epidaphile?

848
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,440
What is going on?

849
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,440
He's a bitch.

850
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,440
He's my strong boy.

851
00:34:53,440 --> 00:35:12,960
No, we were literally just talking about how rare you and Brad's connection was.

852
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,120
We were literally just talking about that.

853
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:19,640
And so what I said is that I had a connection like that, like an immediate one.

854
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,760
It's like as soon as we met, it was just like an explosion.

855
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,480
Yes, that's Nick's dad.

856
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,160
Oh, do you think you would still feel that way?

857
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,160
No.

858
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,160
No.

859
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,160
Obvious.

860
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,880
No, I would not.

861
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,640
So you mean you did it on the first night?

862
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:42,600
Well, we didn't do it on the first night, but we just had a seer, like an immediate

863
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,920
deep connection.

864
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,080
It felt like I had known him my whole life.

865
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,360
That was how it was when I met Tony.

866
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,200
Yeah.

867
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,120
So we exchanged phone numbers that night.

868
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,600
And then the next night, and this should have been my first red flag, but you know, I was

869
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,320
stupid.

870
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,800
So we meet the next night.

871
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,800
Okay.

872
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,600
And we meet at the same club.

873
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:08,760
And why is he wearing the exact same shirt, but in a different color?

874
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,760
That's weird.

875
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,760
No, is it?

876
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,760
It was literally Abercrombie.

877
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:12,760
Yeah, that's really weird.

878
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,920
It was an Abercrombie red t-shirt.

879
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,720
I'm going to say Abercrombie across the front.

880
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,720
That was your red flag.

881
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:22,720
This was 2003.

882
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,720
Oh, okay.

883
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,000
You know what I mean?

884
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,960
And so then the next day it was the literal exact same cut, exact same print, everything,

885
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,880
except it was a navy blue shirt.

886
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,320
You like that?

887
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,320
Yeah.

888
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,920
And I was like, that's kind of weird.

889
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,920
That was two for 25.

890
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,920
Maybe they had them on sale.

891
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,920
You buy two for a certain year.

892
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,920
Old color pack.

893
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:45,480
Or at least wear a different shirt the next day you're going to see me.

894
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,000
Those were his two best shirts.

895
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,000
He just bought them.

896
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,240
It might have been one of those Ross Dress for Less five packs.

897
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,200
Ross Dress for Less.

898
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,800
They didn't sell no Abercrombie there.

899
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,320
Oh, there's some more five packs.

900
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:00,320
They did.

901
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,320
Do you say Abercrombie?

902
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,840
Yeah, it was an Abercrombie shirt.

903
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,560
Or Air Apostle, because that would make a difference too.

904
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:06,560
Like two for 40.

905
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,560
Yeah.

906
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,480
I mean two for 50 or was it two for 25?

907
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,920
It's the Abercrombie.

908
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,760
And all of his jeans came from the buckle.

909
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,640
He was a special boy.

910
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Oh Lord.

911
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:16,640
Yep.

912
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,640
That's your second weird thing.

913
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,640
There's sparkles on it.

914
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:19,640
Buckle, buckle.

915
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,640
Yeah.

916
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:24,640
But that was my connection.

917
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,920
Lansman wouldn't have ever been seen with buckle pants on.

918
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,680
Yeah, I'm not into the buckle pants.

919
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:38,240
But since you're open casting, if he had all the other things, right?

920
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,400
I mean, trust me, I'd made some.

921
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:42,400
She's such a bitch.

922
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,320
Are you doing that on purpose?

923
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,320
She definitely is.

924
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,320
Dude.

925
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,320
She's over there.

926
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,320
With her 90s pound cut.

927
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,320
She's got her 90s pound cut.

928
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
I completely forgot.

929
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,320
I really did.

930
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320
Like I don't have to edit your t's out enough.

931
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,320
Why don't you go ahead and edit.

932
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,320
I barely mentioned that.

933
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:59,320
My mouth's too dry to smack.

934
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,160
I'm sorry.

935
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:09,440
So you could do the buckle jeans.

936
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:10,680
I don't know.

937
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,560
I mean, how many sparkles are we talking?

938
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,220
Like I'm really not into sparkly jeans.

939
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:15,220
He's more like rhinestones.

940
00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,220
Yeah, I'm not into that.

941
00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:17,220
Oh yeah, bedazzled.

942
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,220
I mean, did you remember like the affliction stuff?

943
00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,220
I don't.

944
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:26,600
Because I have some people that still wear that shit.

945
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:31,680
I'd probably accidentally fuck him up in the washer or something.

946
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:37,160
I definitely hid a pair of somebody's pants for a long time.

947
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,680
Ooh, I have a good thing.

948
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:45,040
If you like a girl and you creep her on Facebook and see who her exes were and what kind of

949
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,040
style they had.

950
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,040
That's kind of creepy.

951
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,040
That's some deep, like you dig so deep.

952
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,040
That was like a red flag.

953
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,040
I know.

954
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:58,000
As a detective, like if you don't need to know anything, Claire's your person.

955
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000
You dig so deep.

956
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Like that was a simple process in your head, but everybody else is like, what the fuck is

957
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
she talking about?

958
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Like that's deep digging.

959
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Have you ever been guest fed?

960
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
A million times.

961
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,200
Let me tell you some of the reasons I've been ghosted.

962
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,200
Do it.

963
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:15,200
Do it.

964
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:16,200
Tell us.

965
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:22,000
One is a guy that he sent me a picture of himself, selfie.

966
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,640
And his eye, he had one eye that was swollen and one that was normal.

967
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,160
He obviously had like pink eye.

968
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,000
And so I sent him a text back in response to his picture.

969
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,480
Ouch, that looks painful.

970
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:41,520
Don't you know you're supposed to wash your hands before you finger blast your asshole.

971
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,200
And then he proceeded to, our conversations were blue and then they went green and I never

972
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,200
heard from him again.

973
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,960
I really love that guy too.

974
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:56,240
How long had you been talking to him before you made that comment?

975
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:59,420
Well, that's an even funnier story.

976
00:39:59,420 --> 00:40:02,040
Like was this a first or second comment or?

977
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,240
No, no, it was not.

978
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,040
No, we had already spent, I brought him out here.

979
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,040
I remember.

980
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,640
I brought him out here.

981
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,640
We went on a boat ride.

982
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:11,640
They had a lovely time.

983
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:12,640
We all liked him.

984
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,520
And he didn't know your sense of humor by then?

985
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,720
He knew my sense of humor.

986
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:16,720
We would make jokes all the time.

987
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,000
Then why would that make him ghost you?

988
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,040
Because I think he really did finger blast his asshole.

989
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,600
Oh, okay.

990
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,600
Or I mean.

991
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,600
Did he give that kind of vibe?

992
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,600
I don't know.

993
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,600
There's some weird ones out there.

994
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:34,000
She kind of has a type for men who would like their finger banged asshole.

995
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Okay.

996
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,080
People are having some weird shit.

997
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,080
Yeah.

998
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,440
And a lot of people have been exploring their butt holes lately.

999
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,720
So I think rap music has normalized.

1000
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:47,720
Manila Green.

1001
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,720
What?

1002
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:49,720
Was it rap music?

1003
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:50,720
It was rap music.

1004
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,720
That rap music.

1005
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:58,720
It was a particular song that was pivoting for that?

1006
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,840
It wanted everybody to have truffle butter.

1007
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,840
Yeah.

1008
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:02,840
Truffle butter.

1009
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:07,400
That's what truffle butter was and then Lil Wayne started thinking about it.

1010
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,680
Now everybody knows what truffle butter is.

1011
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,680
Because of Lil Wayne.

1012
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,680
Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj, right?

1013
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,680
That's what he's saying, right?

1014
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:13,680
I'm not going to lie.

1015
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,840
I first heard that they had a song about truffle butter.

1016
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,840
Oh yeah.

1017
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:19,840
There's something about it.

1018
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840
I probably only knew because of Jonna.

1019
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,840
I'm sure your husband probably likes that song too.

1020
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:25,840
Do you?

1021
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,840
I know it, yeah.

1022
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,840
Yeah, he does.

1023
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,840
Sorry, man.

1024
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:29,840
Yeah, he does.

1025
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:34,520
But they talk about, Nicki Minaj always talks about eating ash and sodas.

1026
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,520
The other one, Cardi.

1027
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,400
Well, good for them.

1028
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,720
Butt holes and stuff.

1029
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:44,760
And I think that that has normalized it more to where people are more open about talking

1030
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,760
about butt hole stuff.

1031
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,120
Yeah, probably.

1032
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:55,240
That's our deep, deep part of the conversation today.

1033
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,960
Have you ever ghosted anyone?

1034
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,960
Me?

1035
00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,960
Yeah.

1036
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:00,960
Definitely.

1037
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,120
In retrospect, would you continue to do that?

1038
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,120
Because why?

1039
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,960
I don't do it intentionally.

1040
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,960
The conversation just dries off.

1041
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:21,000
Am I supposed to tell every guy that I said hi to that, hey, I decided not to say hi anymore?

1042
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,160
If he came to you and said why, would you at least?

1043
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,160
Yeah, 100%.

1044
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:31,920
Or if we've been on dates, I guess if we've been on a couple dates, then no, I would feel

1045
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:36,160
like I would owe him a hey, just not feeling it.

1046
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,160
Right, bye.

1047
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:45,200
But ghosting in the way we've been chatting, but we haven't met, no.

1048
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:49,640
I think for me, if I'm chatting with somebody and we've just been chatting for a couple

1049
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,880
days and we never actually met and they ghost me, I'm like, well, whatever.

1050
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,280
No one bites the dust.

1051
00:42:54,280 --> 00:43:00,120
But if we've actually met face to face and we're on the same page allegedly and then

1052
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,600
all of a sudden you ghost me, I'll be salty.

1053
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600
What about the submariners?

1054
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,600
What's that?

1055
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,600
Oh, you don't know?

1056
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:07,600
No.

1057
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,640
How does the married one know all the terms?

1058
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,140
She Googled it.

1059
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:17,960
So it's also referred to as paper clipping, but they're the people who ghost you and then

1060
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:18,960
they come back.

1061
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960
Oh, hell no.

1062
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,880
And they act like they never did anything wrong.

1063
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,320
Or they match with you again.

1064
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:26,320
Yeah.

1065
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:33,400
I have a guy that's done that to me and I admittedly have pretended to be interested

1066
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,080
back a couple of times.

1067
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,080
Well, you can be.

1068
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,080
To continually do it because I didn't like how it felt when he did it to me.

1069
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,200
And so I'm petty and I keep, oh, you want to come back?

1070
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,200
Okay, I'll reel you in.

1071
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,200
Right.

1072
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,200
And it entertains you.

1073
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,040
Tease you with a few lines, but you're not going to get another photo of me.

1074
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,960
You're not going to, we're not going to actually commit to anything.

1075
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,960
Right.

1076
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,960
Like I'm kind of over it.

1077
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,960
Yeah.

1078
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:02,840
You know, you probably shouldn't have let me know it was that small early on.

1079
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:07,640
And he was the same guy who he was the only plans guy, right?

1080
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,640
Another term.

1081
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:13,200
And then I'm like, what's the only fans guy?

1082
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,840
He was the only plans guy.

1083
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:15,840
Oh, only plans guy.

1084
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,160
So what's the only plans?

1085
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:22,360
Someone who plans like planet and he then he's like, Oh, I broke my foot.

1086
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:26,160
Oh, my mom came over with dinner.

1087
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:32,680
He never ever like he just, he never, he planned and executed the first two.

1088
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,680
Okay.

1089
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:40,600
And then after that, it was more of, um, never really like we should do this, but never like

1090
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,960
this weekend or a date.

1091
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,440
I tell my friend that all the time he does the bread crumbing thing.

1092
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,020
I know he does.

1093
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,020
He breadcrumbs.

1094
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:55,500
He's like, well, we were supposed to, and I'm like, did you give her a date?

1095
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:57,840
Did you say, Hey, does this date work?

1096
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:03,640
Yeah, no, I'm not going to chase after girls like to be chased after boys.

1097
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,240
Not game playing, but just want to be told.

1098
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,240
Do you want to?

1099
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,240
Right.

1100
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,240
Please.

1101
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,240
It's nice to take the guesswork out of it.

1102
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:14,440
I mean, let me know I'm interested, pursue me.

1103
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440
Right.

1104
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,120
Cause you guys have both had the heat domain.

1105
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,120
What the hell?

1106
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,600
Where does that?

1107
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:26,560
You guys have both had heat domers.

1108
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,560
What's that?

1109
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:35,760
This is the, when someone dates you specifically to enjoy what you have around your home, what

1110
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:43,960
you have, like for instance, a comfy mattress or hot water, maybe you have a pool or a gym

1111
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:44,960
or a motorcycle.

1112
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,760
What the hell is that called?

1113
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,680
A heat domer.

1114
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,200
It's called heat doming.

1115
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,400
Oh my gosh.

1116
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:02,600
But for real, we know somebody who fell in love with a heat dormer.

1117
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,720
We know a few people who did.

1118
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,720
What are you talking about?

1119
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,120
Who are you talking about?

1120
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:12,320
Well, you're a heat, you were a heat Domi.

1121
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:19,080
Oh, we had a heat.

1122
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,360
We know a for real heat domer, domer in Kokomo, Indiana.

1123
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,360
Oh my gosh.

1124
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,040
So, you know, I know.

1125
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,800
And if I see you dating one of my friends, motherfucker, there's two of them.

1126
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,120
I know two heat domers.

1127
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,560
I will bless, bust you out.

1128
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,560
I will not be nice to you.

1129
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,560
That's right.

1130
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,560
Period.

1131
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,560
Who's the other one?

1132
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560
But yep.

1133
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,560
Okay.

1134
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,560
The damn domers.

1135
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,560
The damn domers.

1136
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:46,240
Yeah, because those are the ones who are always like, the heat domers are the ones who want

1137
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:48,280
to take you on inflidates.

1138
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,280
You know what I mean?

1139
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,280
Oh my God.

1140
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,720
They're like, they're like, they come on.

1141
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:54,720
They are.

1142
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,960
They're the ones who come on the strongest.

1143
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,960
Like they are.

1144
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,560
They want to hit all the like good things.

1145
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,040
Yeah, they're, they're gonna, they're gonna do the research.

1146
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,600
Just because they can talk to you.

1147
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,600
Yeah.

1148
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:08,600
Well, they have something to gain.

1149
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:09,600
Yeah.

1150
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,600
Well, absolutely.

1151
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,600
They need a mom, apparently.

1152
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,600
I mean, geez.

1153
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,600
Did I heat dome you baby?

1154
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:21,600
No, I moved up here.

1155
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,240
No, he moved his ass up here.

1156
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,160
He heat domed me.

1157
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,160
Then he paid the bills though.

1158
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,160
Yeah.

1159
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,880
The inflidating.

1160
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,880
Have you heard of that?

1161
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:38,880
Okay.

1162
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:39,880
Let me guess what it is.

1163
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,880
Okay.

1164
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,600
Let me get, cause is it when you just want to go on a date so you can take a good Instagram

1165
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,600
picture?

1166
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,600
No.

1167
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,600
Infl.

1168
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Infl.

1169
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Infl.

1170
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,600
Infl.

1171
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,000
I have no idea.

1172
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,320
Like you're inflating your...

1173
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:06,360
Apparently it's the new term that millennials are going to use or Gen X or what are we?

1174
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,360
Millennials.

1175
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,440
And the next one's Gen X, right?

1176
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,800
Or are we Gen X and they're millennials?

1177
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,800
I don't really know.

1178
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,520
I'm just borderline millennial.

1179
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:14,520
Okay.

1180
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,520
Then we all are borderline.

1181
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,040
So the older ones are Gen X.

1182
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,320
The younger ones.

1183
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,320
No.

1184
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,320
The older ones are Gen X.

1185
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,080
Those are like some other generation.

1186
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,000
You are definitely a millennial cause you're going to be.

1187
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Gen Z.

1188
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Gen Z.

1189
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Gen Z is the new ones.

1190
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Like our kids.

1191
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
That's okay.

1192
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Okay.

1193
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
All right.

1194
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Got you.

1195
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Our kids are Gen Z.

1196
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,480
So they're calling inflated dates because inflation.

1197
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,360
So they're trying to like take you on like cheaper dates.

1198
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,360
Oh damn.

1199
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:46,400
Like picnics or like borrow, like pick you up on a bike.

1200
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,400
Here's...

1201
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,400
We're simple people anyways.

1202
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,400
I am and I always feel bad.

1203
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,360
That's why I want to go just to the bar and have a drink and talk and figure out if I

1204
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,640
actually like you.

1205
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,280
Then after that, we're going to do some fun shit and you're going to probably have to

1206
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,280
pay for it.

1207
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:01,280
Right.

1208
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,280
Right.

1209
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,280
Ooh.

1210
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,280
What do you do on that?

1211
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,280
What?

1212
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,280
Do you end up paying for your own dates?

1213
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,360
I have done a couple just to be.

1214
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,360
I won't judge.

1215
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,680
I'm just curious.

1216
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:20,280
I have intentionally bought my own to put across a message a couple of times.

1217
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,640
Yes.

1218
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,640
What about you?

1219
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,600
Brad, does that send that message to the men or no?

1220
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,600
Or just like...

1221
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,960
I mean, some, I don't know.

1222
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:29,960
I always paid for it.

1223
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,960
If I'm into them, I'll let them pay.

1224
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,960
That was part of it.

1225
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,800
There's so many rules.

1226
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:42,920
But if I'm not real sure and like I'm just going to get this drink, I'll like go ahead

1227
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:47,200
and give my card and pay for it and be like, we're just friends right now.

1228
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,200
Yeah.

1229
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,200
Okay.

1230
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,200
That makes sense to me.

1231
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,160
Like, okay, thanks for the casual date.

1232
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,160
We could hang out again sometime.

1233
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,280
Yeah, because then it does take away that awkward moment when the bill comes.

1234
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,280
What about you?

1235
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,280
Did you ever get stuck paying for a date?

1236
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,280
Hell no.

1237
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:08,240
By the end of my adventures of dating, my intention of going out with people was for

1238
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240
a relationship.

1239
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,240
Right.

1240
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,640
Regardless of what their goals were.

1241
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,000
They was going to love me.

1242
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,160
I had my goal and so I always let them pay.

1243
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:18,160
Yeah.

1244
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,080
Shows them that you are prepared for something serious too.

1245
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,800
It's not like a casual thing.

1246
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,680
Some guys look at it kind of like it's slap in the face if you.

1247
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,680
Right.

1248
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,440
Because maybe by date two or three, you could offer to pay for theirs.

1249
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,440
Maybe.

1250
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,320
You know what I mean?

1251
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:35,320
Would you do that?

1252
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,320
Yeah.

1253
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,440
If we're meeting pretty frequently, I'll offer to split.

1254
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,440
Right.

1255
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,920
Split a date or whatever.

1256
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:41,920
Because of the inflation.

1257
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,920
That adds up.

1258
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:43,920
Yeah, probably.

1259
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:44,920
I mean, it does.

1260
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,880
Going out adds up.

1261
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,720
It does add up, but that's because you're a wonder lover.

1262
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,760
How much better off is he financially though?

1263
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,840
Because I mean, he's better off.

1264
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,320
Not that I'm scoring any dudes that are better off financially.

1265
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,320
Because I'm not.

1266
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,560
Let's just make that clear.

1267
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,840
I don't know where they're hiding at.

1268
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,080
For real.

1269
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,680
They're hiding on match.

1270
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,600
They're hiding on match, bro.

1271
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,960
Go ahead and get you some e-harmony.

1272
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,720
No, but you're a wonder lover.

1273
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:23,320
I know.

1274
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,320
She won't stop.

1275
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,000
Somebody take that paper from her.

1276
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Nope.

1277
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,360
Not going to happen.

1278
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:34,040
Dating someone not in your area.

1279
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,840
You didn't do that very often, right, Jonna?

1280
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,440
No, I really didn't.

1281
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,360
It's really hard to find someone to swipe right on in Pokemon.

1282
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,840
Yeah, I know.

1283
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,840
It's really hard.

1284
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,840
Because they all know somebody.

1285
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,320
Yeah, especially because you're talking to everybody.

1286
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,320
What's your max?

1287
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,520
Because don't you have a three hour radius?

1288
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,760
No.

1289
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,480
I would prefer them to be around here.

1290
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,480
Around an hour.

1291
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,480
At least.

1292
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,920
I would prefer not more than an hour.

1293
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:07,840
But I have, obviously, about an hour and 45 minutes a few times.

1294
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,840
That's just too much.

1295
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,840
That's a lot.

1296
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:13,160
It is, but you're also not.

1297
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,160
I have the ability to go.

1298
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:15,160
That's what I was going to say.

1299
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,920
I can go away for the weekend.

1300
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,920
Right.

1301
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:18,920
Right.

1302
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,920
Why not?

1303
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,280
And if they can too, then it should work.

1304
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:29,040
Well, you would probably know almost immediately if you spend the weekend with somebody if it's

1305
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,040
going to be a thing or not.

1306
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,960
Oh yeah, it definitely helps you learn everything about them in the past.

1307
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:38,240
Really quickly, I'm sure.

1308
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:45,720
Because by Sunday you're like, oh, I'm going to kill this motherfucker.

1309
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:46,720
Okay yeah.

1310
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,080
I like that you're clean, but oh my fucking god.

1311
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,080
Right.

1312
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,080
Like you're wearing me out.

1313
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,080
Can we sit down?

1314
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,840
Can we sit down and do nothing for a minute?

1315
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:57,920
Yeah, I don't know.

1316
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,200
The dating world is crazy.

1317
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:04,440
I think, I think, I mean, it's entertaining.

1318
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,920
It's entertaining when it's you guys.

1319
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,520
I haven't had to do it in a while.

1320
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:16,840
The stories, I feel like my dating horror stories are always uncomfortable in the moment,

1321
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,800
but afterwards I'm like, on the way home, I'm like, I can't wait to tell the girls.

1322
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,720
It's a horrific date I just had.

1323
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,640
Right, because what else are you going to be doing?

1324
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:29,880
As long as it's not putting you in a bad state of mind, I think it's okay to, right?

1325
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:30,880
I mean, wouldn't you agree?

1326
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,800
As long as you're not letting it affect your mental health.

1327
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,400
You have to go through a lot of them to find a good one.

1328
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,400
That's the hope, right?

1329
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,400
I guess.

1330
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:47,080
But I've definitely slowed down on, like, I won't communicate with more than one at

1331
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,120
a time because that gets.

1332
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,120
It gets confusing.

1333
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:58,600
Well, I noticed that I don't, it's hard to put focus on if it's going to work, then you

1334
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,400
need to put focus on it, right?

1335
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,400
Right.

1336
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,400
Be intentional about it.

1337
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,720
Being intentional because there's nothing more embarrassing than getting somebody confused

1338
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:06,720
with another person.

1339
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:07,720
That too.

1340
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,720
For real.

1341
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,080
I know you both have done that.

1342
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,080
Oh yeah.

1343
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,080
And it's happened to me too.

1344
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,080
Yeah.

1345
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:14,080
It's happened to me.

1346
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:19,160
Oh yeah, I've definitely received some responses that I was like, I have no fucking clue what

1347
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,160
you're talking about.

1348
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,320
Yeah, we just talked about that a couple nights ago.

1349
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,200
I'm like, yeah, that was definitely not me.

1350
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:26,880
So you know he's just like copy and pasting his conversations.

1351
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,360
That's not a good feeling.

1352
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,720
A lot of them in the beginning, especially the long ones, I feel like are all copied

1353
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:32,720
and pasted.

1354
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:34,760
Like we have to like check back in.

1355
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,760
Maybe you'll be boot up by then.

1356
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,840
If anybody's listening and you want your acquiring.

1357
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,840
What?

1358
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,840
Dear God.

1359
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,840
Yeah, you heard it right.

1360
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,520
Are you fucking kidding me right now?

1361
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,520
Please tell me you're kidding.

1362
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,520
I did not.

1363
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,520
Of course I'm kidding.

1364
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,520
She's the dumbest.

1365
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:51,520
My ovaries have fucking rusted out.

1366
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,520
They've been pounded too much.

1367
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,520
Those thing up in her.

1368
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,520
That's my thurbing.

1369
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:55,520
They've been the.

1370
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,520
Oh yeah.

1371
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:09,120
Do you even have a cervix?

1372
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,120
Probably.

1373
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,120
Didn't you have a partial hysterectomy?

1374
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,120
Hell no.

1375
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,120
Oh, huh.

1376
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,120
I just had my tubes like.

1377
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,120
Why do I?

1378
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,120
Singed.

1379
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,120
Tied.

1380
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:21,040
I had them singed and tied and I could smell it.

1381
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,480
So I know she really did it.

1382
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,920
You could not smell it.

1383
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,920
Yes you can.

1384
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,920
Really?

1385
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:27,920
I'll give that to my boss.

1386
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:28,920
You can smell it?

1387
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,920
Yeah, they see it.

1388
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:36,920
They pull out like a little tube and they burn that shit right now.

1389
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:37,920
I get that.

1390
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,920
I get that he did.

1391
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:41,920
But was you awake when they did yours?

1392
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,920
Yeah, I had Connor's cesarean.

1393
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,920
So while he was in there may as well burn that shit.

1394
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,440
Okay, that makes sense.

1395
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:50,440
I was so confused.

1396
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,440
Yeah, I was.

1397
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,440
I was too.

1398
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,280
Because I think if you just go in for that surgery.

1399
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,160
Oh, I'm sure they would knock you out.

1400
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,280
I was thinking she was having an out.

1401
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,280
I was like, what the hell?

1402
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,400
Who singed you?

1403
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,400
They did it wrong.

1404
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,400
Obviously they did something right.

1405
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,400
I haven't had any more kids.

1406
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,400
Oh, thank you, Lord.

1407
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,400
Don't you let her un-sing those things.

1408
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,400
Trust me, I am trying to have no more kids.

1409
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,400
We already have enough between the two of us.

1410
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,400
I know.

1411
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:13,400
I know.

1412
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,400
He got little ones, Sony.

1413
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:15,400
I know.

1414
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,400
That's pretty good.

1415
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,400
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1416
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:18,400
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1417
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,400
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1418
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,400
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1419
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,400
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1420
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:36,400
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1421
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:47,480
I'm going to go ahead and put this on my phone.

1422
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:52,120
I will say this coming from somebody and I don't know if this will be helpful to you or not.

1423
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:57,320
I can genuinely say in every relationship that I shouldn't have been in, I knew.

1424
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:06,280
I like I look yeah I really seriously though I like I think that when you feel that way and you if it

1425
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:12,360
you know oh yeah I don't have to know if that I hope he feels that I know you have that feeling

1426
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:17,400
right now. So my point is is you're at the age where why wouldn't you move fast? I don't know.

1427
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,000
Yeah what do I got to lose? I mean shit. I mean if it feels right. If it feels right.

1428
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:27,240
Like I would rather be alone than to compromise my feelings for somebody at all. Like maybe she's

1429
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,600
just like well they don't really have everything I'm looking for but I'm gonna date them anyway.

1430
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:35,480
Like I'm not doing that shit. Right. So if they aren't 100% so I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna give

1431
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:43,000
you a plug. So if you are interested in this cute chick she is ninja nana on TikTok. Am I right?

1432
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Is that the ninja nana? She's cute little blonde about five foot. She owns her own home. Fancy.

1433
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:58,280
She's feisty. She's probably kind of gonna bully you. You'll like it. You'll like it. She's cute.

1434
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:04,200
She's got great friends. Great kids. Oh she's a nana. Her kids are grown. But she ain't nana age.

1435
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:08,200
My kids are not a problem. No hell no your kids are not a problem. They're amazing. The baby daddy

1436
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:16,600
is out of the picture. She's a widow. He gone. He gone. Aw man. See him. This savage is funny.

1437
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:24,120
That would be how you would say it too. I know. I would be like I'm a widow and you two are like

1438
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:31,720
he gone. He gone. They're just as sad but they just do things the right way. Yeah. You propped

1439
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:38,840
us and you handled your grief your way. Yeah. I'm so freaking lately and that's so. So the ninja

1440
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:44,840
nana. What else? I'm not gonna tell you her last name. You can hood us up on broad minded. Yep.

1441
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:54,120
Just slide in our DMs and say who's that hot one girl. Who's the hot ninja nana? So what let's

1442
00:58:54,120 --> 00:59:01,800
manifest her ideal guy because remember we did this right before Jonna met her guy. What are your

1443
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:09,880
things they have to have? No like ideal man. Close your eyes. See him. What does he have to offer?

1444
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:22,440
Besides a bearded yoke. I mean besides that I mean that's pretty no. Good job.

1445
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:31,720
Funny. Definitely be financially sound and not need me for that. So handle your shit.

1446
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,360
Just don't have a lot of debt and need me to fix it. Right. As long as you're handling your shit

1447
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,440
I'll handle my shit. I'll handle mine. I got you. Let's not have that worry in life please.

1448
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:49,720
I was gonna say you have a perfect credit score but then I was like nope you're gonna have those

1449
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:55,560
hot domers coming after your ass if I tell her. I mean my credit score is very nice.

1450
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:01,160
She would like someone who has one as well. I would like to have another excellent person in

1451
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:08,680
the household. Right exactly. At least be very very good. Right right mediocre. Here's what I

1452
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:16,840
found. You know how they have like the crazy hot chart? Oh yes yes. Okay so there should be a chart

1453
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:24,760
like that for like dudes. Yeah. Oh my gosh you guys let's make that we should try that. Okay.

1454
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:31,560
That shit. Okay I'm gonna show you when we're done. I think it lost a lot of it has to be driven by

1455
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:39,400
their penis size. Like the larger smaller the penis. And oh yeah she doesn't know what we're

1456
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:45,640
talking about but I'm gonna show you. It's the crazy scale. It's a video on YouTube where the guy

1457
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:50,360
says you either have to be like I'll just I'll show you. Yeah we'll show you. We'll have to

1458
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:55,880
demonstrate it visually. Yeah so um. But what were we just talking about? About what she needs in a

1459
01:00:55,880 --> 01:01:02,680
man. I'm gonna say I'm gonna manifest she needs somebody who will give her shit but not get offended

1460
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:08,920
in her shit. Like like be able to be like hey too far without it being aggressive but also be able

1461
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:13,320
to give it back to her. Right. Well I like to call it you know what the young kids call it being in

1462
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:20,520
your masculine energy. She needs a man in his masculine energy. For sure. But not too masculine.

1463
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:26,520
No. I don't want to gym rat. No. Well that's. I don't mean gym rat by masculine energy. But you're

1464
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:31,880
right. I mean it's the way they carry themselves. Yes have confidence. Yeah. Please have confidence

1465
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:35,960
in yourself. Like if I say oh my god you're so cute please do not be like oh I'm just

1466
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:42,920
not that cute. Do you like compliments? What's your love language? Let's let them know. You know I

1467
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:48,520
like all of those languages. I was very deprived for a long time. Well that's what John and I were

1468
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:54,600
saying. If you come at me with any of them I will like it. At this point just come at me brah.

1469
01:01:55,160 --> 01:02:02,200
But number one is touchy-feely which is why I don't touch unless I really like you. Yeah.

1470
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,200
And then I'm slow to touch and then once I do touch and I'm like

1471
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:09,480
you're probably gonna be like get the fuck off me. Right.

1472
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:15,640
Man isn't it weird to think of like seriously when you when you think about and this is another thing

1473
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:22,200
but when you think about the habits we've taken into our relationships they started

1474
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:29,560
when we were young. Right. Like even perfection was a thing for me that I thought you had to have.

1475
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:35,320
I didn't know that anything else but it. But that was a thing that you could survive. I don't know.

1476
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:40,840
It's just crazy because that's a whole nother deeper dive. But anyways. But what I was gonna say is we

1477
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:44,440
were talking about that one time about love languages. Remember Johnna because I was like

1478
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:52,600
dude at the end of my marriage my 12 year marriage I was like I don't care what you do. I'll just take

1479
01:02:52,600 --> 01:03:00,440
one of them. Right. Like yeah this is what it is but if you can't if you can't give me that that's

1480
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:07,800
okay too. I'll just take one of them. Right. Put a rock on my dresser and say it's from you. I'm fine

1481
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:13,480
with it. You know. I didn't think touch was like a one of mine but when I was going through my first

1482
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:23,400
divorce and then shortly after I deployed I was so deprived of touch. Like I just wanted to be

1483
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:37,720
touched. So I'd pay for a massage at the shopping center. Once a week. Once a week. Where? In India?

1484
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:44,600
No when I was well I was in Guam. What is a UAE? Stop trying to show off.

1485
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:51,720
Like many of us know what the fuck UAE is. Yeah nobody knows what that is. United Arab Emirates.

1486
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:58,680
Okay I knew but that wasn't. He did not pay attention in geography or whatever.

1487
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,840
So you were in Hawaii then?

1488
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:18,840
United Hawaii of America. Oh UAE. I don't know. What are you talking about? Oh my god.

1489
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:30,120
Oh fuck. No but I was in the Middle East though whenever I was paying for those massages.

1490
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:38,440
Oh did you ever get a happy ending? No he didn't do anything like that but he did get really close

1491
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:47,800
to my outer lip so that was pretty cool. So did you have to change? Well you didn't have underwear on.

1492
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:53,160
What he did? You knew she didn't have underwear on. Give me the play by play. He lifted my knee

1493
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:59,560
back to my shoulder. Pushed it back a couple times and then he took and he spread my knee

1494
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:06,600
open exposing everything in there and then proceeded to rub very slowly and nicely up my

1495
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:12,520
thigh and around the way and again and again and I was like oh my god I will be back next week.

1496
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:18,680
So no he never touched anything other than like close to my outer labia. Labia minora.

1497
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:26,200
Labia majora. So when you did this did you go home and pleasure yourself later? Probably. Oh yeah you

1498
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:35,640
would have had to if you was in the U of A. No I was in the UCA LA. Qatar. So it was kind of like

1499
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:41,560
foreplay like just a tip. Well yeah I mean it was something I really wanted to be touched so

1500
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:53,320
I don't like nobody so I paid for somebody. That man had no idea but. Daddy Kane knew.

1501
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,880
Close to your. No I mean he had no idea how much I needed to be touched.

1502
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:02,920
This is it. Why does. When you kept coming back every week I bet you knew. I'm like I want him.

1503
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:09,400
We have a standing appointment one o'clock every. I think men who want I think men need to know

1504
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:15,640
every part of a woman's vagina too by the way. Yep when I say vulva you have to know. Brad can

1505
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:21,640
you name four parts? I don't care if they can name them. They just need to know where the magic part is.

1506
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:27,960
Because I hate how many guys do not know how to do it. What is it? Yeah thank you. What is it? Find

1507
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:34,120
the spot. Okay I want to teach you guys something I learned on the art of orgasm. It was a show that

1508
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:38,200
I watched on Netflix. I think that's what it was called and it was really really uncomfortable to

1509
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:45,720
watch but I was glad I did it. Women have a it is there's no rhyme or reason for it. They have a

1510
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:54,440
ball of nerves that is to the right of their clitoris and if you get right on it it is like a

1511
01:06:54,440 --> 01:07:08,120
button. I taught Brad and I was like. I literally the day he found it I was like yes that's where it

1512
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:14,520
fucking is. Do you think on the inside or the outside? Outside. I'll show you not on my vagina but I'll draw a picture and show you.

1513
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:20,760
On the outside? Okay so it is a spot and now I'm gonna have to google this. Oh I'll just google it.

1514
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:27,800
Okay it's a the only ball of nerves on your vagina. Google that. Everybody google that instead of

1515
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:32,600
getting information for me. I'm just gonna give you information to google. Okay google the ball of nerves by my vagina.

1516
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:37,880
Can't be expected to know everything. I don't know why this is on your list of

1517
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:43,880
definitions. Exactly I already did definitions. I don't know that one. Name all the parts of the vagina.

1518
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:51,880
Bradley. There's a Volvo that he talked about. The what? The Volvo. Okay. Like the car.

1519
01:07:51,880 --> 01:08:06,920
The car. The Volvo. Okay. Drive that Volvo up in there. Okay what's the second part? Oh there's your lips.

1520
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:16,600
If you're out there lips I guess. What's that fatty part around? The G spot. The lips do you know what they're called?

1521
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:22,440
Or they just called lips? It's like a lady or something. Yeah. Okay what's the other part?

1522
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:30,440
Another one I don't know. Your G spot is that a part? It's a part. It's the good part.

1523
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:40,040
Don't forget about the nerves. Okay it's clitoris. Hood. Hood is that actually one?

1524
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:47,400
I think the Volvo is the hood. Oh my god this is terrible. See you all don't even know so how am I supposed to know?

1525
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:56,280
Exactly baby you're right. I'm so sorry. I just know about you. I'm googling it right now. Brad just said I just know it by feel.

1526
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:03,960
It goes down there all bloody. Brad and I. You can't see nothing now. Baby I got a new game.

1527
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:09,960
I'm about to blindfold you and you're about to name my parts. He needs to get one of Grant's headlamps.

1528
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:17,960
Ew I would never. There is no baby caught down the well. You can't even name all the parts though.

1529
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:31,960
No okay clitoris. Volvo. Look them up. Labia. Labia manora. That's a um. The skinny lips. Labia nanora. Majora.

1530
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:37,960
Majora and that's the majority of your lips. That's the major one. That's the bigger one.

1531
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:45,960
And then the minor one which is the minor to the big lips. Right so the major is the outside lips. That's the big bitch lips.

1532
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:59,960
Oh shit. Okay what else? None of us know. And I think none of us are gonna. Mons pubis. What's a mons pubis? That's the hood.

1533
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:06,960
Oh my gosh. It's the mons pubis. Um. So down the skin above your clitoris directly atop your pubic bone.

1534
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:10,960
Who comes up with these names? Yeah who named all those things? The Lord. So stupid.

1535
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:20,960
He wanted to make sure it didn't sound very thick. Go ahead and get you on that mons. Get you on that purr purr.

1536
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:37,960
He didn't. Whoa. Okay. The glands clitoris. The urethra. The vagina. Also known as the entrotis.

1537
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:47,960
I didn't know that one. The outer part is the vulva. Sometimes called the vestbula. Surely I'm making that up.

1538
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:57,960
You guys are not being helpful. Around the opening of the vagina there are two sets of. Well.

1539
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:10,960
Nobody? Okay well. See this is what happens. Look I was counting on you. The perinum. The perinum. The perinum.

1540
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:20,960
Is that your taint? Oh get you some perinum. Is that your taint? Oh my god. I need to. Listen.

1541
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:29,960
In the next episode I'm going to know all the parts of the vagina. Oh my gosh. What if I was going to turn my boyfriend on and I was like I'm going to lick your perinum.

1542
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:42,960
And you'd be like what is that? And you'll be like don't forget the mons pubis lying down there. Don't forget to shave your mons pubis.

1543
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:53,960
Are you sure you don't have a clit though?

1544
01:11:53,960 --> 01:12:04,960
You got me ugly crying dude. I know. Oh shit. Okay so next time on Broadminded.

1545
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:16,960
Well first of all Leanne we want to thank you for letting. For coming and bullshitting with us and laughing with us. I think this could be good Leanne. We might have helped you get Buddha you know what I'm saying.

1546
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:38,960
Send your resume to. We're working on it. This one's going to blow up. My mango. My mango is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody.

1547
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:50,960
No no. What the hell. Alright somebody take me home. Alright thanks for listening. Can't wait to talk to you again someday. Bye.

1548
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:54,960
Peace out. Deuces.

1549
01:12:54,960 --> 01:13:09,960
Oh she did deuces.