Songwovem presents The Lanaya Expedition, a D&D 5th Edition actual play campaign.
Episode 5, A Stranger Visits.
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Hello everyone and welcome back to Songwovem!
I am your ever humble ever present DM, your dungeon manager, Tim Don Tran.
Can we please introduce ourselves, members of the cast from...
Didn't think of that one huh?
Yeah no I didn't.
Oh goodness.
Let's skip it now, we're gonna go right to announcements.
I'm kidding.
Goodness.
From Jenny to Emma.
That's what I was gonna say, that's what I was gonna say.
Hi I'm Jenny.
Just go against the cast.
I'm Jenny Sherard and I'm Roblox famous, not really, but I play Cecilia Idlewind and I'm
gonna go do a fight today, that's where we left off, but that'll be in the recap.
Emma!
Hi!
I'm Emma Omasco, I'm a player here on Songwovem.
I play Jean-Claude Boucheron, who is park ranger on Paladin Furbog, who's about to get his
ass whooped it seems, with the man with the big ol' gun.
So we see how that goes.
Oh it's fake, don't worry about it.
It's not real.
I was gonna shoot confetti.
Let's go!
Surprise!
Two rounds for one of us.
Alright a quick announcement that this stream is pre-recorded, just for convenience sake.
So you can... sorry I had something real quick.
So because this is my penance, because this is my fault that we're doing a pre-recorded
stream.
So I ran this by Jenny.
So here's the thing, so because this is on me, I was gonna say that if chat, because
we love our chat and you guys are ever so strong and present, so my friends and our
friends' folks watching in chat, if you go on Twitter after our stream to Songwovem,
our Twitter Songwovem, and tweet a line you would like Jean-Claude to say next game.
No matter what that line is, whichever line gets the most likes, I will find a way for
Jean-Claude to say it live on stream next session and weave it into a conversation.
So there is my penance to you chat.
There you go.
Yeah, I guess we'll post a tweet and have people reply to that.
That's a good idea.
Let's do that.
And then I'll share that tweet in the Discord and in the Twitch chat.
Like I can do that right now because I'm supposed to be watching live.
Yeah, Future Jenny do that.
Me in the future.
Hurry, hurry.
The future me is like, oh my gosh, I didn't write the tweet.
Future asked me like, no!
Yeah, I believe that's it.
Me and Jenny should be hanging out in the chat.
And whatever Future Jenny just said down below in the chat, I completely, 100% agree with.
I will remember that.
You know I will.
We'll see.
All right.
So with that said, how about some D&D folks?
Woo!
Come back!
I have to set up my notes sheet.
Come back, come back, come back.
So real quick, why don't one of us go ahead and give a recap?
Oh no.
I haven't even written the command recap yet.
We emptied out the bag of holding.
It was...
Yes.
I'm still processing.
Cecilia Drogh-Claude went up to see what was in the bag of holding from her sister,
Elmira.
They found many things, including Charles and a cat that is actually a...
Oh, what is it?
Is something sphinx?
An Androsphinx.
Androsphinx that Augustus, who is now like running at wild and it was terrifying.
We also met...
Oh my god, her name isn't Shimmer.
That's what Jean-Claude calls her.
Stellar.
Stellar's companion, monk companion.
Jaime.
Jaime?
Jaime.
Who seemed to be like a decent folk.
Cecilia and Jean-Claude went to the tables and gambled a little bit.
Cecilia did pretty well, all things considered.
Until they cheated us.
Until they cheated us, which is fine.
We knew it was coming.
And then Cecilia and Jean-Claude kind of wanted to get more information on Madame Withers
because the amulet that they were supposed to give to her, there was some holes in the
story there.
And they were confused as to why this artifact had so much importance.
So they went to Madame Withers' tent with Jaime and Stellar.
We don't trust Madame Withers ever because in Timmy's games, they're just untrustworthy
portu-
Anyone who can see the future is bad.
Which makes me sad.
Now, honestly, I'm considering never mind getting off tangent.
I was going to say, what's the wizard in college where divination.
Divination.
Yes.
That'd be fascinating to play.
You're automatically a bad person.
Automatically bad.
I'm trying to make sure this, I'm trying to speed up this re-crap.
Where they were revealed some information.
Madame Withers was very interested in Jean-Claude who pulled Jean-Claude aside and gave some
information that was not broadcast on stream.
That was given to me as a player privately.
But once the information was received, Jean-Claude let Cecilia know that they're going, the group
was originally going to pass through our home.
A-R-E-H-O-L-M-E.
Right?
Same.
Yes.
Where Stella and Jaime are headed towards.
And Jean-Claude found out, which he let Cecilia know, that the person who basically, the benefactor
or whoever is attached to this medallion and who asked for this is in our home.
And they need to go investigate and check it out because things are kind of spooky here.
Especially with Mero.
She did not know who Mero was.
I remember that.
Mero was unrelated to Madame Withers.
And then, you know, they were chilling out for the night.
Cecilia and Stella had a chat.
Did Cecilia, how much did she reveal?
So Cecilia to Stella?
Or was it Jaime?
Yeah, she was about to say quite a bit.
I think what she did reveal was that she's only been adventuring since technically the
previous day.
And they sat down about to reveal more, but they heard something from the other room.
And real quick, going back in the recap, Afey, the skull who lives in our bag of holding,
dropped some Cecilia lore in that Cecilia's dad, the reason why he is in a coma of sorts,
because he was attacked by an alien, as he said.
Alien entity.
Have to clear up.
Not an actual alien.
Oh.
I'm like, are we in Starjammers now?
Just foreign presence.
Foreign presence with tentacles, right?
There were tentacles.
Tentacles and a psionic wave kidnapped a lot of people who Delmyra rescued.
Everyone else went home fine, but their father, who was kidnapped and near the blast, has
never woken up, but is still alive.
So that was a huge backstory lore drop right there from our little skull bud.
And then we ended this session where Jaime was helping Jon Claude get sober for the third
time, I think, in that session.
And there was a knock at the door.
And Jon Claude said, go open the door, to which Jaime opened it to a man, a very, very,
very tall man with a dark clothing and hat and a gun saying, remember me, to which Emma
was like, I have no idea.
And then he's like, and there's black smoke.
And we were like, oh, it's the scarecrow puppeteer from the session two.
What a loser.
Do I need to come up with a name for this guy too now?
Go ahead.
Do it.
Just do it.
But I think we need more intel on him.
We need to fight him.
Let me get more intel before we can give him a horrendous...
Yeah, if I get mad at him during the fight, I might think of one.
As it should.
All right.
With that said, shall we?
So.
And then the same books.
I think I made that joke last time.
So Wollekheim.
Here on the outskirts of Wollekheim in the Tavern of the First Draft.
Hello?
You're Roboty.
I'm Roboty?
You're back now.
I'm a widow robot.
It's just been going in and out, like, but you're back now.
I think I might know the reason of a de-esser on...
Baby?
I'll just turn it down a little bit.
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo.
So we last left off in the first draft in the agricultural center of the Apricot's Fields,
where we are currently in two neighboring rooms.
Cecilia, you hear a voice shout in the next room over.
Heimei, get down!
Jean-Claude.
Stellar immediately stirs to her feet.
It's wordless.
As the two of you begin to spring towards the door, you see Stellar reaches for the
door.
And then as soon as she reaches for it, when she gets close, you see this sort of dark
tendril begin to encompass the door, wrapping itself around it, before you see, very quickly
encompassing the door, a dark cloud that seems very familiar to you.
It seems like the shades you have...
I pull her back before she can grab onto it if I see it happening.
Good thing you pull her back, because you pull her back, she looks up at it, and she
just kind of holds her arms out, keeping you behind her.
She just goes, what the hell is going on?
I don't know, reaching into bag holding for equipment, you know.
As you prepare, and this shade is encompassing the door, it is trying to act as a barricade,
we move over to the next room.
The last, where we last left off, Jaime was in front of you, Jean-Claude, but having backed
away for a bit, from after you said, get down, but he didn't get down yet.
And the stranger going, remember me?
You will.
As black smoke begins to fall from his mouth.
Looking at you, despite the intimidating, intense presence, you see he hasn't quite
made a move yet.
He's just standing there with a gun and an axe in his other hand.
He's got an axe too.
You see the axe has a chain, and it is wrapped around his arm.
On his head, a nice tall hat.
He looks at you with an intense look.
And he just kind of like smiles.
And he goes, I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Jaime kind of looks at you and just kind of steps forward and just goes, now friend, I
think we can go ahead and just try to resolve this peacefully.
And you see the axe is dropped, and the axe falls from his hand, it hits the ground, and
he goes, peacefully.
And you see he just punches straight forward.
Jaime becomes a blur in front of you, smashing through the window and falling out of the
second story.
It's just that fast.
No, there goes the monk.
There goes the monk.
Let me take that HP out real quick.
One second.
Yeah, so fall.
Deadly.
I thought slow fall.
Not yet.
Not at third level.
Or is it?
Do they?
I think it is.
You see Jaime becomes a blur, crashes through the window, and Jaime is no longer in the
room.
And you see the person looks at you as Jean Claude and goes, I've been waiting for this
for a long fucking time.
That's our whole initiative.
I'm so confused.
I don't know who you are.
Hear what music Timmy downloaded.
Oh, I wonder what music is playing.
I rolled an eight.
Oh my god.
I had advantage from my blessing.
Right.
Battle map is up.
16.
Now give me a while.
I should have pre-rolled the initiatives.
You're like the stranger by Albert.
Is that how you say his name?
Wait, he reminds me of the Baba Duke.
That would make me laugh every time we could call him the Baba Duke.
Remember when the Baba Duke became like a symbol of queer pride.
Yes.
Hashtag Baba shook.
Dang, whose room is this?
Whose room is this?
Not y'all's.
Ours are tiny.
Natural 20 for the Strangers Initiative.
What is wrong with them?
Who's 12?
Oh, Stellar.
Okay, let me get...
I need to zoom out.
You're gonna...
Hey, players, you're gonna see the...
There's sheets in the...
I'm gonna point real quick, don't worry about that.
I'm just gonna get these on...
I want that look!
I need to hide the turn order.
I need a small carrier.
Hey, people in other streams, pre-roll the initiatives.
Only you can prevent wildfire.
We have blasted through the first saw.
Okay, but real quick, gonna go ahead and...
Let's say, Jean-Claude, you got a 16 initiative.
Yes, I did.
Cassillia has an 8.
Yes.
We're gonna go ahead and roll for Stellar of the Stars.
I told Jaime to get down, but he listened?
No.
Okay.
With that said, we're gonna go ahead and get combat started.
You see the strange man, large, imposing.
He dips his head beneath the doorframe and makes his presence full in the room.
He just walks up towards you, Jean-Claude, as you prepare your equipment and your shield.
He is just going to grapple you with his free hand.
Grapple me?
Yeah.
All right.
Great, I'm getting flashbacks to Thieves of Kandor.
Go ahead and make a contending athletics or an acrobatics check.
Athletics or acro...
Athletics, baby.
Athletics, athletics.
A dirty 20.
Oh no, okay.
Athletics, athletics, athletics.
Come on.
No, 11.
It's done.
He just walks towards you.
There's this sort of like mirthful, but also like a mixture of anger on his face.
You see he just goes, he says, I just had to see it.
The uncle who blasted himself through time.
And he just goes, finally stepped out of that hovel of shit.
You called a home.
And he is going to throw you.
Out the window?
Give me a constitution saving throw.
What is it?
18.
All right.
I didn't think there were going to be a lot of notes with the fight.
First thing.
Jean Claude, you were sent through the open door and you crashed through a wall.
You're not stunned, however.
This person is insanely strong.
You do take this half.
You take four points of damage when running down.
Four?
Okay.
Yeah.
Thankfully, the wooden walls in here are sort of like weak in their make anyways.
So you just you crash, you crash through, I'm sort of like holding onto the awning of like
the second floor.
So you just so splinters just fly everywhere as you just create a hole in the wall and
just kind of like free flow for a bit.
But as you hit the wall and make your way through, it slows down your speed for a moment.
I had a fan who was also a stalker.
He goes, this says, you're going to be the one to save your says, who the fuck is it?
As he yanks the chain and catches the axe in his hand and takes a step toward begins
to step towards you.
He goes, this says, is a self proclaimed guardian of the moon.
Oh, no.
Shut up.
Bonus action.
He he he lifts up the tail of his coat and he pulls out a knife and he throws it at you.
What the fuck is going on?
That is a 21 to hit.
Oh, my God.
I got my ass.
Okay.
Five points of piercing damage.
Okay.
I got to.
Okay.
As the knife enters through like like into your shoulder and it's a rough it's not clean.
He just goes, you should have stayed just drunken and beaten down.
And that fucking horrible you called a home, but instead you're out here causing a fucking
mess.
I feel like you are taking this personally.
Come on.
And he and he just goes, last time you got a hit on me was fucking luck.
Go ahead.
You're embarrassed.
Okay.
And he's going to take out his axe and he's going.
Is it my turn?
My turn yet?
It is going to be stellar's turn.
Yeah.
Anyway, he gets his axe ready because now he knows he's mad that he whooped his ass.
This is what happens when you kill a boss in one hit.
He's mad that I whooped his ass.
Skip the right to the final boss phase.
All right.
Can we go ahead and have a stellar?
Oh wait, that's me.
Okay.
I'm gonna.
Can I just use my bonus action to inspire Cecilia?
I have no idea what's going on.
And then Hyvee's turn is just going way up the stairs.
Just coming back up like not doing this again.
Stellar is going to like pull out her loot and she just plays a little jingle, but no
words.
Just like, but you feel, but this you feel a magical empowerment come to you.
Cecilia.
Okay.
For her action, she's actually going.
I don't believe you could hold your action if you use your bonus action, correct?
Yes, you can.
You can?
She's going to use everything else.
She's going to hold her action.
Um, I'll say, oh, while standing beside you, um, she just goes, we gotta get out there.
Sounds like the boys need help.
Can you blast this thing?
I don't have much.
I can try.
Um, you see, um, an amorphous sort of like shape starts coming out of the middle of the
door.
It seems like a head and it looks like the exact kind of head that the shade had in the
forest.
Um, your first night out.
Red orbs just, just like become like shapes, uh, shapes in there and they look right at
you, Cecilia.
This thing was really strong by the way.
So be careful.
Okay.
Well, he's going to do what he did before.
Um, it's, uh, yeah, he goes, Oh, you're, uh, embarrassed.
Let's do it again.
Um, and he's going to, for his bonus action, uh, cast, uh, um, hidden step, which turns
him invisible, uh, until I make an attack.
Um, so he vanishes, uh, and he's going to, um, take a swing with his ax at this guy and
hopefully I can get a divine smite on him.
Although I feel like I won't, but I can still try.
It'd be really funny if you repeated history.
Since he is inviting it, roll with advantage.
What would be advantage anyways, cause the invisibility.
Oh, that's right.
Yes.
So Furbog's baby.
Roll.
At advantage, right?
I clicked the wrong thing.
Okay.
So at advantage.
Oh, that's awful.
Eight and 13.
Your ax hits him square in the chest.
It does not, it does not go through.
You feel it is as if you smack stone.
And then my, my invisibility, um, yeah, it goes off.
He just kind of looks down and he goes, that's it.
That's fucking it.
That's the power you're going to use to protect that girl.
Whoa.
Okay.
You like did.
No wonder you're a whole, no wonder everyone in your village got kidnapped.
They had people like you guarding them.
All right, you little fuck out.
Shut the fuck up.
Now you're pissing me off.
He will use a legendary action.
No legendary action.
Punches you.
Oh my God.
I'm going to go flying.
I'm going to go fucking flying.
Yeah.
You're doing a lot of yelling, Tim.
I see what you mean now.
You're going to yell a lot.
We get it now.
We understand now.
I had warned, uh, that there was going to be yelling and, um, maybe some high emotions.
That's a 15 hit.
It does not.
You you, you, um, you, you cross your arms over your chest and he hits the shield.
It sends you skinny back, but your feet are planted deep into the ground.
Come on, show me.
You need some angle management therapy.
All right.
With that said, I wish John Claude, I wish John Claude had like vicious mockery or some
kind of fuck.
Cecilia it's your turn.
Okay.
She's like, okay, okay.
Um, there was a light when Claude killed it.
Um, she is going to try to cast guiding bolts.
Oh yeah.
That's the first level because I missed my last, though I do have an inspiration die.
Take him out, Cecilia, and then come help me.
Yeah.
They're just going to do it at first level.
Um, I'll roll my inspiration, I guess.
I will say that also by this point, um, as you're, as you're rolling things, the fight
you, you hear fighting going inside, yelling John Claude behind you.
Um, the bar, you can see the, the, you can see the tavern below you with, uh, with the
patrons people are filing out.
Um, they heard a loud crash.
They, um, there's loud shouting.
Uh, they're like, oh, this is personal.
We shouldn't be here.
It is very personal.
Some folks are saying because, you know, people like to see a good fight.
Well that's not great if they've heard that we're protectors of the moon and all.
And a lot of, uh, personal details have been revealed to these bar people.
You rolled an eight.
I rolled a 12.
Um, that actually just hits perfect.
Thank you, Stubbler.
Cause it was an eight plus four.
Oh, cause of your inspiration.
Got it.
Okay.
So I cast it at level one.
So that's 13 points of radiant damage.
That is a night, 26 points of radiant damage.
The shade has 24 hit points because the shade is vulnerable to radiant damage.
Oh shit.
Cecilia, let's go.
You see the shade, obviously not as strong or as big as the one you fought in the forest,
but it is relative to an appearance and ability.
It just, um, it just, um, vanishes as your guiding boat smashes, um, uh, smashes into
it.
Um, as it disappears, uh, stellar is going to go ahead and use their, uh, held action
to, uh, to, to do a dash maneuver, opening the, opening the door, uh, 15, um, seeing that
there's a hole over here.
Hole?
I'm just going to come over to this side.
And, and, um, and Jean Claude, you see, uh, as you're currently fighting, um, this stranger,
uh, stellar kind of like runs, skitters across the back.
It goes, whoa.
It just kind of like goes over to the other side, making space for Cecilia to come in.
Yeah.
I follow her out of the room.
Um, since I'm following her out of the room, cause I can't see him from like here, right?
Yes, you can.
What this is.
Absolutely.
I can?
Okay.
I don't want to be within five feet.
Can I see him from here?
Um, at what point do I notice him?
Yeah.
You can see that there's a, there's like the length of his back.
He is a rather large presence.
Yeah.
I just thought it was a hole in the wall.
Is he as tall as me?
That's what I was wondering.
Like, um, I'll go ahead and draw a line with the line tool.
Thank you.
Um, okay.
I'll say like from this point of view, you can see like, there is a definitely a presence
there and, um, shouting at Jean Claude.
Very, very, a lot of shouting.
Okay.
I'd need, I'd need to be able to see how Claude's doing, but I'll try to duck into this room
then and also look for Jaime.
He, he, he outside.
He taking a nap.
Um, at the top of the round, you see the stranger looks at you, Cecilia, just there's a momentary
turn towards you and just goes, and there she is.
The knockoff idol wind.
Does, does you entrusted your life to this man?
Wow.
And he is, and he is going to, uh, with it done.
He is going to with his, uh, war acts, um, go right to, uh, go right towards you.
Um, stellar is going to go ahead and use reaction to use a, make this a silvery barbs.
So he's going to give him this advantage.
Wait, he's going after Cecilia.
No, going after you, John Claude.
Oh, good, good, good.
That's fine.
That's okay.
Okay.
With this advantage, a dirty 20 to hit.
Yeah.
I mean, if does he want to seven seven slashing damage.
If he wants to lead the moon, he can, if that's what his whole fucking thing is.
Nevermind.
As he slashes, uh, as he slashes down on you, please, uh, John Claude, give me a strength
saving throw.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I'm getting, I'm getting my ass kicked.
Okay.
Eight have 24 hit points.
That's okay.
It's okay.
Strength saving 14.
Oh, that just fails.
Yep.
That's okay.
What is it?
Sorry.
Um, you see, um, it's a familiar image to you, Cecilia, uh, as you John Claude, um,
as he slashes into your torso, embedding a bit of the ax into, uh, through your armor.
Um, he, uh, he, you see, um, you see, uh, sort of like manifesting on the side of the
ax to, um, like, it looks like a bear trap, like, uh, just like manifesting in this dark
energy and just sinks into your body, uh, grappling you.
Again?
What?
You take two additional points of damage.
He might try to steal the moon from Cecilia.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Two points of damage.
As he has you grappled, he, he, he pushes forward, um, on the ax.
Yeah.
He pushes forward, pushing you back.
He's moving you.
Where, where, where the fuck is going on?
Oh my God.
He's going to come back over here and he lifts you up slightly and leaps off of the second,
uh, floor.
What does this fucking deal with me?
We're going to have a, we're going to have a special, um, don't add me on Twitter.
I don't care.
Uh, we're going to have a special reaction here.
Give me, uh, we're going to do contesting, uh, athletic checks.
But is it at disadvantage because I'm grappled?
Um, no.
No.
Because grab, he still has to move to, to, he's such a role to move you grapple just
means that I can't take it in either.
And like, you can't move to a different spot.
Okay.
So just athletics, you said, yeah.
Okay.
Athletics.
Come on, John Claude, get the fuck up.
15.
22.
Fuck you.
You.
As he, um, as you maneuver off of the balcony, you actually managed to like a break.
I'll see you push the ax off and while you're maneuvering in the air, you grab him and to
manage to twist your body weight around.
So he's on the bottom instead and you're on top.
So you land on top of him.
A table splinters, uh, as, um, as the, um, as you land through it on top of them, go
ahead and roll me a, uh, go ahead and roll me a D six.
D six.
I'm not panicking.
I'm fine.
Three, three points of damage and he is prone.
Nice.
For me, if I wanted the guiding bolt him, but I don't think I would, so it's okay.
We're going to go ahead.
I'm looking real banged up if that helps.
You see at this point, the, the, the patrons in here who are seeing who, who, who sees
the big gun, um, and, and sees the, uh, the, like the, um, just the whole image, the acts
and someone being slammed through a table.
Um, they're like, Oh no, this is one of those fights.
Um, the people who were once having fun are beginning to clear out as they see, um, as
he's beneath you, he is gripping his, uh, he's gripping his huge blender bus.
Um, and I'm going to open, uh, the second part of the map, which is the first floor.
Oh my God.
Timmy came out fucking swinging.
How high up is it?
It was, it was, um, the fall damage was given to, uh, I got it because I smushed him.
I swish him.
Like a bug.
Um, but how high?
It was 10, uh, it was 10 to 15 feet.
Okay, cause I need it, I'm just asking for my channel divinity.
That's all.
As that, um, as that happens, uh, as you see people being clear out, um, as soon as, uh,
like as soon as, uh, as soon as like a majority of the individuals here, someone hiding behind
like the bar instead of the brewery area, um, you see, um, almost as prepared, you see
shades begin to encompass, um, uh, the door to the, uh, to the inn.
And he goes, there we go.
Let me have it.
Is this guy's deal?
I don't get it.
I as a player and confused.
Um, I forgot to state that, um, in the same role as the, uh, as a silvery barb that Seller
made, um, she, she can grant advantage to a person, um, since you're having some issues
right now, the advantage is going to be given to you.
Um, it should have applied to the contestant athletics check, but we're just going to let
that slide and your advantage will be granted to your next role.
Uh, to Jean Claude or to Cecilia?
Um, to Jean Claude.
Okay.
So I get advantage on my next role.
Yes.
Attack, right?
Okay.
Next.
Next X, the 20.
Okay.
Um, stellar is going to, uh, run over to the, uh, to the, uh, to the balcony, looking down,
um, and just goes so much has happened in the last two minutes.
Um, it's going to, it's going to cast healing word on you.
Uh, Jean Claude.
Uh, uh, thank you.
Thank you.
I was asked to say I don't have time for lay on hands.
Unfortunately, you, you was on.
You, you restore seven hit points.
I'll take it.
And she is going.
Um, she can't really do much else.
Uh, that was enough for me.
Go ahead and begin actually making her way down.
Five for 15, 15, 30.
And then action began to dash her to the first floor.
Um, she, as she's coming down, she, she just goes, Oh, friend of yours to use on Claude.
I, um, this last time he was a scarecrow and this is no, no, we're going to rethink coming
with you.
Um, I think it's, it's, it's a fail.
Where's Jaime and Jean Claude, it's your turn.
We know he says as he raises his acts and goes, what is your problem?
And he's going to swing it down.
Now he is prone, right?
He is prone.
So don't I get advantage on the attack anyway?
Yes.
We'll have it.
So the silvery barb is, um, it enacts on a roll that does not have already have advantage.
Okay.
Cool.
So I'm going to roll to hit with advantage because I, I, I, I don't know what else to
do at this point.
I really don't.
Um, I'm going to swing with my battleaxe one-handed.
Uh, well that's a good swing.
Whoa.
Good thing I had advantage because that was a, so I rolled a nat one, which would have
been five, which had been bad.
But then I rolled a 22.
22 most certainly hits.
Excellent.
Um, and I will bonus action.
Um, uh, it's a smite, smite, smite, smite, divine smite.
But first let me roll that damage, which is my battleaxe.
I click nine slashing, um, from the battleaxe.
And then I will use a spell slot to do my divine smite, uh, which will be two D eight
radiant damage.
Absolutely.
Um, now is he still undead or a fiend?
Um, you do roll an extra.
Okay.
So I do.
So it's three D eight then.
Yes.
I'll take it.
Okay.
So three D eight, give me one second.
I'm flipping between traps.
Three D eight, three D eight, three D eight.
That'll be 23 points.
Oh my.
An eight and eight and a seven on D eight.
That's John Claude going.
Fuck you.
You your problems are not my problems.
Um, as you just slam downwards, Oh goodness.
Uh, makeshift, makeshift flannel, flannel cape came off.
You slam downwards as this radiant energy just, just frolics, just shoots up into the
air.
Um, uh, he just goes, come on.
Um, do you want me to knock you out?
Is this some kind of sex thing?
I'm not interested.
Um, uh, is that the end of your turn?
I think that's all I can do.
Right?
I don't get a bonus action because, or do I get a bonus action?
Um, a smite is not a bonus action.
It's just a thing.
There are some spells that are smites that you can cast as a bonus action before you
ever attack.
Those are different.
You're, you're just divine smite is not a bonus action.
That's free when you attack.
So I think the only bonus action, uh, only bonus action searing smite.
What's this?
That's something.
Yeah, you can cast it.
It's concentration.
So it would work on your next attack essentially, um, that you hit unless you lose concentration
on the spell.
Honestly, he's, you know what?
I'll hit in step just in case my second, um, hidden step, I'll go invisible again, just
because I don't know if he's going to get up.
Um, so you'll just see him, uh, vanish as you vanish.
He just goes, Oh, hiding.
It's classic classic Jean Claude.
I who the fuck are you going to use a legendary action to attack, uh, with this advantage,
just swiping at the air.
It's advantage.
Here it's a 16 to hit does not hit.
It actually comes, it actually comes very close.
You just, you actually have to like bump up your shields.
It's like do an uppercut against the acts as you just kind of like brings it back.
Um, Cecilia, you're up.
Hey, I was going to heal Claude too, but I can't now.
I can't see me.
I'm sorry.
I can heal you later.
10, 15, 20.
I want to see what's going on.
I don't see Claude.
Get you some like special invisibility glasses.
I'm going to use my channel divinity though.
Now so that I, it's ready.
At least I'm thinking, okay, when I see him, then it'll, it'll be ready for him, but I
want to get closer.
Um, that's already 20.
You see, uh, the S you see the stranger on the ground, uh, in a, in a split table and
you're going to hold your action.
You said no, I'm using channel divinity.
Do any of the many right now.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm using channel divinity.
Let's go ahead and make your channel divinity.
How big is it?
30 feet.
30 foot radius centered on me.
So I get the temporary hit points at the end of your turn.
Ah, yeah.
If you're within 30 feet, which is why I'm conflicted.
Cause I want to get closer to you, but I don't want to move out of your range either.
So where am I?
Where did I go?
Yeah.
I don't know where you are too.
We're just going to make it a safe assumption that everyone's going to be all the allies
are going to.
Yeah.
That's bigger than I realized.
Okay.
In that case, I'm not going to worry too much.
I'm going to move 10 feet and start heading towards the stairs, but that's as far as I
can move.
Okay.
Um, seeing you, the stranger is going to use a legendary action.
Oh no.
To just, uh, those says there she is.
Hit points.
It's going to throw it.
It's going to go to the chain.
I said, yes.
Your temporary hit points come in.
Okay.
Got nine temporary hit points.
18 barely hits me.
Okay.
It's exactly my AC.
Yeah.
Make a strength saving throw.
Oh Jesus.
And the stellar felt like, you know, um, cutting words.
Oh, well the six strengths.
She's already used to reaction this turn for a silvery barb.
Oh, but her turn of game.
So she, her reaction becomes a new, um, oh no, no, no, no, no.
That was the same round.
So yeah, nevermind.
Um, so you, you see this, uh, X as you're kind of making your way towards the stairs,
it catches a blind side to you.
Cecilia as his acts kind of like, kind of like cuts through, um, into your, uh, uh,
cause through like into the back of your armor.
And all of a sudden you are yanked.
You are yanked towards the stranger.
You fall off of the second, uh, of the, of the balcony and hits the ground.
Um, you take an additional two points of falling damage as all of a sudden you, um, you move
out of fast rate and you are, you are directly next to this, uh, stranger.
That solves one of my problems.
I'm down here now.
Well, it's not the way you wanted to go, but, um, as he pulls you, uh, as he pulls you
towards him, um, and the X and the X we just back into his hand, you were not a grappled,
but you were just pulled.
Uh, he just kinda, he just kinda smiles at, he just kinda smiles at you.
Um, as this battle blood, a bloodlusting grin on his face, uh, as he, as he just looks at
you and goes, remember me?
I'm going to make you wish you drowned.
What did you say?
You cut out a bit on my end.
I wish you drowned.
I'm going to make you wish you drowned.
I'm going to make you wish you.
That's what he's, am I prone or anything?
No you are.
I'm getting problems.
You are standing.
I land on my feet like a cat.
I'm kidding.
Like, like what's his name?
Like a cat.
Augustus.
Oh yeah, Augustus.
The stranger, uh, gets, uh, gets up from the proposition and goes, your guardian decided
to hide.
He says, he says, you think it was smart calling that fur-bog shit head your guardian?
You see his armor.
He wasn't ready for anything.
He's like, I think he's mad that he's not your guardian.
That's the vibe I'm getting.
Um, and he's going to make, uh, an attack against you.
Okay.
Um, this is going to be a reckless.
He's barbarian.
So um.
Exact AC.
Again.
18.
He rolled double 18.
And which is good for advantage, I guess.
Five points of flashing damage.
We're still not through my temporary.
So that's good.
Stellar is going to try and um, seller is going to seller is going to try and do cut.
Um, not cutting words.
Uh, so three barbs on the next one.
They can't though.
Oh, cause her reaction.
That's right.
It's not her turn yet.
Yeah.
Okay.
So norm, um, this is an advantage.
24.
That hits.
Make a con saving throw.
Okay.
We're through the temporary hit points.
The moon.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
So my temporary is gone.
You see, um, you see, um, the radiant energy that's still lingering off of, um, his form.
Uh, that, um, that came up from Jean-Claude Smite.
You see, it begins to like, like it just becomes still in the air and absorbs into his body.
You take an additional 16 points of necrotic damage.
Are you down?
Not yet.
I had a lot of temporary hit points without the temporary hit points.
I would be though.
Yeah.
One-rounded.
And he just goes, where's your guardian now?
Where's your fucking sister?
Why didn't they send her?
Um, and he uses problems and he will, he will use his bonus action to throw a knife at
stellar surprising kick you while you're down.
I know, right?
What's his, what's his MO?
What is he trying to do?
See stellar dodges, uh, her dodges, her head to the right, the, the, um, the throwing knife
lands directly into the wall where her head would have been if she hadn't moved.
Um, it's going to be stellar's turn.
It was going to make her way down.
Um, seeing that you're in pain, Cecilia, there is genuine, like, there's a, there's a panic
on her face.
Um, he's going to cast a blindness deafness on him.
He has to make a, I believe a constitution.
I'll go ahead and post this.
Yeah, a concept.
We're going to go ahead.
25.
Damn it.
Oh my gosh.
Um, and she just, as you see this, um, as you see the shade of these shadows begin to
creep out towards his eyes, he just swipes his acts through it.
And you, I don't even know who the fuck you are.
For stellar.
So it goes, I think that's for the better, to be honest.
Honestly, it is.
It is.
It's got problems.
Um, she is going to make her way a bit closer.
Um, I believe that's all the movement she can manage.
Yeah.
Don't get this close stellar.
The goodness, uh, she's on clock.
She has four temporary hit points.
Thank you.
Thank you for rolling them.
I looking at the wrong place.
I can't see anybody on the map.
Go to the left on the left side, the left, the left, left, hold on, hold on.
Pass the black.
Ah, okay.
Um, Jean Claude is fucking pissed watching him deck Cecilia.
So he's going to, um, he'll come out of invisibility because that's a start of his next turn.
Um, and do I have, I have now I can use Stellar's thing, right?
The advantage on the 20.
It was already advantage because he attacked recklessly.
Oh, you're right.
So it was just carrying over, right?
It's going to count one day.
It's pretty big one.
One day, one day will count.
Uh, yeah, he is just going to say nothing.
Uh, you just see his invisibility vanishes and you just see this huge fur ball just coming
to like swing his ax down on top of this dude.
Cause he pissed.
Okay.
One handed swing.
Come on, draw a clock.
Uh, dirty 20, dirty 20.
That one certainly hits.
Jesus Christ.
Why am I rolling?
He's I've rolled two net ones.
At least you haven't like actually been counting the net ones though when you've been rolling
them.
Yeah, I know, but oh my God.
Oof.
All right.
Um, that'll be 12 points of slashing damage and I will be using another smell slot to
divine smite this motherfucker.
Um, I will say just to be more clear.
You observed that he turned that sort of radiant energy that into the chronic energy.
Oh, he can use it.
Shit.
Um, shit, shit, shit, shit.
And I got hit with.
Yes.
Ah, then instead I will cast, um, ensnaring strike as a bonus action.
Okay.
Uh, can you please post post that?
Uh, uh, yes.
Hold on.
See that this is the problem with me being a D and D beyond gal.
Okay.
Next time you hit a creature with a weapon attack before the dispel ends, arriving mass
of thorny vines appears at the point of impact and the target must succeed on the strength
Oh strength saving Emma.
And should have cast it first before you attack.
We'll definitely say you cast it first if you intended to use it.
Jean Claude definitely knows.
You would have cast it at first.
God, God, God, God, God, God.
I just panicked.
Uh, 19 on a strength save.
Yeah.
Yep.
Damn it.
I didn't think that through.
Did not do a half damage.
No, no, just freed.
He just freed.
Yeah, you see vines that just shrivel.
Yeah.
These brambles, um, these brambles actually erupt from your, um, bracelet.
Um, and begin to, and staring, but he just kind of like pulls his arm and it just rips.
Uh, it just rips the brambles.
This goes, that's your oath.
That's how powerful it is.
How does he know all of this shit?
Um, is he marrow?
Is this marrow jacked up?
Like I can feel it in your bones, bitch.
I can feel in the shadows of the moon.
I just hit the gym.
Let's do this.
I just hit the gym.
He will, uh, the stranger is going to go ahead and use a legendary action to make an attack.
You have seven temporary hit points.
Thank you.
To do what to me?
Make an attack against you, Jean Claude.
Please do.
Keep it on me.
A 21.
That hits.
Thanks for the temporary hit points.
Five slashing.
That's okay.
I'll take it.
You're fine.
Okay.
But that said, Cecilia.
Okay.
Um, gosh, I don't think I took any melee spells.
I'm going to cast Old Person.
Okay.
We try to run.
I don't think we can.
Um, yeah, I want to get out of his melee range.
The thing is, is I don't get my temporary hit points till the end of the turn and, um,
I'd have to disengage and then I couldn't do anything.
Wisdom saving.
Um, so it's a wisdom saving throw or that, or he'll be paralyzed.
Not a super high DC because we're level three.
Eight.
Eight would fail because my DC is 13.
There you go, asshat.
And he will use his one legendary resistance.
Yeah.
No.
I was kind of banking on that.
Like I knew it was a risk, but.
Well, I'm glad you took it.
Oh, but potions are a bonus action in your game though.
Absolutely.
He'll full house.
Then I'm going to take my bonus action to take a, um, let me math what I need.
Um, lesser is 2d4 plus two, which would be 10.
Greater is 4d4 plus four.
I'm just going to take a lesser.
Um, the heal 10.
So heal 10 hit points straight out because in this game we just heal the straight amount
if it's a health potion, uh, and that spells.
All right.
Uh, at the top of the round, um, you are going to see, um, as a stranger, uh, uh, pick it
up and goes, has, has explained to me the thought process.
Just, did you think you were going to be a hero?
Moving away from home from your dad who needed you.
Okay.
Yo bro needs to chill the fuck down.
It says, and you looking at Jean Claude, looking for a new niece, looking for a replacement.
Oh, no, no.
Looking for your old one.
Well, guess what?
You're 200 years too late.
Oh, thank you.
I didn't know it was 200, you motherfucker.
At the top of the round, you see, um, a fig, um, a, um, uh, um, coming from the top of
the, uh, the place and jumping and jumping downwards, landing onto the, uh, onto the
bar.
It's
Three point, a three point landing.
Uh, he, he went, he, he winces, um, uh, and he, he just go, um, in, in the strangers
goes, you should have stayed down kid.
Um, Jaime, uh, just goes, just don't really want to make a habit of doing that.
Rolling in the rolling initiative.
One second.
Um, the viewers have been seeing the Jaime has been stuck in the nebula's void between
both the maps.
So
He escaped finally.
He finally made it free.
Why does he know so much about us?
This is weird.
There's something weird.
Is he like, is it like a mind spell or something?
He knew to expect Delmyra from the beginning and was surprised when it was me.
So maybe he can just do like research in between.
I went to the library before I got here.
I did some mad anger research.
Like really?
I'm like this, he knows a lot.
Um, and also, yeah, he's a lot like when we fought him last time, he was like, oh, like
kind of spooky and now he's just mad.
Yeah.
He's very different now.
Um, very different.
He, um, just goes, who even the hell are you?
Um, dude, Jaime, it's a Jaime.
And he just goes, uh, you see Jaime just goes, I'm and then the strangers goes, it doesn't
matter.
Um,
Oh, no.
He just goes, you're all going to get buried in the same nameless hole in the ground.
Um, he is going to point his, uh, he is going to point his gun, uh, directly at you.
Uh, Jean, uh, Jean Claude.
Arrange weapon with disadvantage.
It is not a ring.
It is not a weapon attack because it is a blunderbuss.
It is, it should die in a cone.
So Jean Claude, I'm going to have to, you're going to have to make a dexterity saving throw.
Oh, come on.
I am too old for this.
Apparently 200 years old.
200 years too old for this.
As well.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you see, you just hear the, um, as the blunderbuss fires, um, at you, you take, um,
as shrapnel fires out of the front of the gun, um, you take, oh, that's complete opposite
of the 887 from earlier.
221, you take five points of piercing damage.
Yay.
And you still had temporary hit points remaining.
So I think I used them all up.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you only used some of them.
No, I got my ass whooped.
And then he's going to use the other attack action to make a chain axe attack on you Jean
Claude.
The 24 to hit.
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
Let's see how many.
Let's see.
Seven points of slashing damage.
Okay.
And that's three hit points.
Um, and as he's slashing you, and you're being worn down, he, he, um, with the second, uh,
come through as he, uh, as he, as he hits you, he, he tries to go in with the third.
You hold up your shield and the axe becomes embedded into your shield.
He begins pushing on you and you and the two of you are face to face at the moment.
Um, um, he, um, he says, popped on over to a new kingdom as a rightfully ashamed of who
you are.
And the things you failed to do.
Cause you think you can just start over, get a new slate, become a new uncle.
It doesn't work that way.
Um, you are making a lot of assumptions about me.
Bonus action.
F**ker.
Rose, um, um, is going to, um, because all of his rage currently is on you.
He's going to use a bonus action to throw a throwing knife at you.
It's a range attack.
So has this advantage.
F**ker.
15.
No.
You push away and he just throws it.
He throws a knife at you and it goes through, um, your sort of like wooden, uh, your wooden
buckler shield.
Um, and you see the tip of the knife just goes through for a moment, um, but doesn't
go all the way through.
Yeah, Jean Claude like pulls down his shield and goes, your insecurities are showing.
The f**k you say?
Me?
Stop yelling at me.
Um, it's going to be Stellar's turn.
How do you look Jean Claude?
Jean Claude looks like s**t.
Three out of 24.
Um, Stellar.
He's bad so it doesn't really matter.
Stellar is going to cast a bonus action healing word on you again.
Stellar coming in clutch.
Uh, exact opposite of the last time.
So four points of healing.
Okay.
It's okay.
I'll take it.
She just, she just goes, okay, okay, okay.
She's in the back holding pose out of rapier.
And goes in.
Oh, is he a barbarian?
Is that why he's such a d**k right now?
He's mad.
He made a reckless attack too.
14.
How is he looking?
Does not hit.
He is, he is, he is still going at it.
He is a raging figure.
Oh s**t.
Pissed.
We can't run.
Can we?
All right.
It's Jaime's turn.
He's going to go ahead and take the, um, come over here.
Um, Jaime standing behind the stranger is, uh, you see he reaches into his, uh, into
his coat and he pulls out a medallion and he aims it towards the, uh, stranger and the
medallion is going to go ahead.
Uh, let me go look up this spell real quick.
I guess I'm just confused, Jenny, what the stranger is trying to do.
If you want to take the moon, wouldn't he go after you?
Maybe more revenge against you.
It seems like first.
He's just really mad about that hit.
Yeah.
The Capelle duel does not happen because the stranger rolled a natural 20 on the save.
Oh, that's fine.
It's all right, Jaime.
Thanks for trying.
Jaime just look, kind of looks at the medallion, um, and just goes, sorry, puts the, puts it
back, but, um, is going to come around here and, uh, just kind of sleep by your side here.
That's right.
Punches that do whatever you do.
Should I give attention on me?
Who gives a fuck about the tension?
Just hate him.
Um, he, um, the stranger is going to use a legendary action.
Ah, to attack you.
Jean Claude.
How many legendary actions does he have?
Um, it is, it is three, um, around a normal, um, 23 to hit.
23 to hit that hits.
Take six slashing damage.
Guys I'm at one hit point.
Oh,
Don Claude is swaying on his feet.
You'll have temporary hit points at the end of this turn.
I've been rolling everyones to me.
As you sway on your feet, um, let me add that temporary hit points.
As you stumble on your feet, he just goes, what's wrong?
Says, getting tired.
Are you drunk like always?
I'm in my thirties.
I'm old.
Cecilia, it's your turn.
Um, you see that Jean Claude is in a terrible, terrible state right now.
Did Claude get to take the turn?
Oh my goodness.
Oh, sorry.
I actually skipped.
Yes.
Jean Claude, it is your turn.
I accidentally, I actually passed, passed you because I thought that was it.
So it's your turn.
My turn.
Bitch.
So in terms of how he's looking, he's, he's looking, uh, he's, he's, he's looking
great.
Big man for two of us.
He's already, he's already wearing the wounds when he, there is no, like, there is no break
in his like stature.
Um, demeanor.
I don't know what to do.
Like you have done, you have done damage.
Absolutely.
You have done damage.
Right.
But it's like, yeah.
What were you saying?
I think I'm going to try a hold person again because it had a pretty little nod, but it
could still roll high.
I'm hoping seller still has fell slots to maybe give him disadvantage, but I'm just
going to, I don't want to waste my time.
Um, Oh, I don't have a potion on me though.
Do I?
Those are there in the bag of holding, right?
I wanted to disperse them.
That was something I was going to talk about last session, but I forgot.
That's okay.
That's all right.
So I don't want to waste time using, um, um, using healing, healing hands or whatever
the fuck I can use to paladin.
So I'm just going to swing again with my battle acts because I'm just, I want to do damage
switch again.
Swing my one handed battle acts.
Does an 18 hit?
18 absolutely hits.
Oh, thank God.
Okay.
Nine slashing and I only have one spell slot that I don't want to worry to use it.
Oh, yeah.
And I don't want to use my divine smite because he'll eat it up.
Legendary action.
You never want to attack you.
14 does not hit.
Okay.
Oh, legendary actions.
What does he have?
Refresh at the top of every round.
Oh, everyone's turn.
No, not turn.
Um, at the top of the turn order.
Yeah.
And he used one at the beginning of Claude's turn.
Yeah.
He's got three.
Oh, okay.
That's what I was wondering.
I thought he only had like one.
No bitches got three.
I get my ass whooped.
Right.
You get four temporary hit points.
That's what I rolled for you.
The other two both got five.
I'll take, I'll take whatever I can get.
Now I'm at five out of 24.
Can the stranger have any?
No.
He's not an ally.
You're not an ally.
I'm gonna cast hold person rather than try to heal you right now.
It's okay.
If I go down, I want it to work.
17 16 both of his roles last time were so bad.
And then they did this.
Stellar's out of spells probably.
Huh?
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Cause that's why she took out a rapier.
And I got it back up.
Does he do anything?
Absolutely.
I'm just gonna do the logistical stuff here.
I am juggling.
Yeah.
Go to attack you.
Yeah.
23.
That hits.
Yeah.
He's rolling really well.
A 10 slash damage.
So I only take two because I have eight temporary.
That's good.
And I will get more temporary at the beginning of this turn.
I mean, I'm gonna take the first one.
I'm gonna take the first one at the beginning of this turn.
I mean, at the end of my term, five, 10, I'm gonna come around here.
Cause can I, is it a free action to hand Claude a potion?
Not to feed it, but to hand it.
Have you used your bonus action yet?
No.
We, we, we've done.
We've done, no, we've done before in our game is handing as a free action.
So yes, I'll say yes.
Interacting with an object.
I pull out a greater healing potion and I'm like, please take it.
Blood just like pouring down of his mouth.
Greater healing.
Thank you.
Hopefully I have time to drink it.
I know.
I don't think you will.
I don't think I will.
But I'm staying right by you.
It's okay.
It's just not smart.
No, it's not.
Out of here.
I have a drum.
Maybe if I just, I get nine temporary hit points.
Why couldn't I roll good temporary hit points for you?
That's the second time I rolled max for myself.
You have a lot of, you have a lot of good temporary hit points.
That's good for yourself at least.
You're the one that's holding the moon.
That's the, what matters the most to greater healing.
Yeah.
Greater.
It heals 16 plus for 20.
So at the top of the round, um, the legendary actions are refreshed anew.
Oh Jesus.
I'm going to get my ass whooped.
Um, he is going to attack you Jean Claude.
Recklessly.
Okay.
So Claude's out.
I'm down.
Basically.
Probably.
I should have just healed you.
Oh my gosh.
What he's slinging me while I'm down is the question.
Yeah.
You take 20 points of slashing damage.
I am down.
Um, you see as Jean Claude falls, um, as he embeds the axe into your, uh, into your chest,
cleaving through the opening he's made and, um, your armor was already in bad condition
as the, um, the captain stated to you before.
Um, before you go unconscious he grabs you, uh, from the front before you fall.
Um, and he goes, I ain't finished with you yet.
He goes, um, and he, he, he just kind of brings his face close to you.
You see you, there is some nasty stink coming from his, uh, breath as you're just lolling,
uh, going deep into unconsciousness.
He goes, he says, I'll find your niece for you.
I'll give you a little family reunion.
He says, and then he says, your niece is going to go missing all over again.
Um, and you just fall unconscious, unconscious, um, not really understanding what that meant.
No.
Very confused, very confused.
But also that really hurt.
That hurt, but also confused.
Um, and Jean Claude falls, uh, to the ground.
I think you should run, Jenny.
No, I can heal you.
It'll be fine.
As that happens, Cecilia, how does Cecilia feel about that?
I mean, terrified.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Cecilia in that moment, as you see Jean Claude, uh, go down, um, it's strange, but a familiar
feeling courses through, uh, courses through you.
It starts at the fingertips.
It's a warmth, uh, at the fingertip.
Um, Jean Claude does not hit the ground in your eyes.
He is midway falling and then he just stops.
You see, uh, the stranger, um, you see Stellar and Jaime about to rush forward, attempting
to assist Jean Claude by, uh, by, uh, by aggressing the, uh, the stranger.
And it all just freezes.
You see the stranger has the estranged, uh, as the, as the satisfied sort of like bloodless
smirk on his face.
Um, but something stands out to you.
Also in this room.
In the, um, in the balcony area where, um, you all would just wear the door, um, uh,
the big hole in front of Jean Claude's door.
You see moonlight slowly filling in, um, creating a small beam above you.
And you are confused.
And you hear, Cecilia, my dear, reach for the moon.
Let it help you.
In your bag of holding, um, you see the stitching idle wind begin to slowly light up and something
calling to you from the bag, even though it doesn't work that way.
Yeah, that's she better have a sailor moon transformation.
You reach into that magical girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, she does.
As you reach in, um, you, you begin to, um, you pull, you're not sure what you're thinking
of.
Um, let me, let me ask you, what is Cecilia thinking of at the moment as she's reaching
into the bag?
You mean thinking in general or thinking of to try to, to try to take out of the bag?
Like what is she thinking is being suggested by whatever voice is to reach into the bag
to take out?
The moon.
You think of the moon and as it comes out, the light leaves the bag and is now encompassed
in your hand.
The box is a light.
The warmth comes from it.
Cecilia in this, in this really quiet, strange moment in time, what's your next course of
action here?
It said to reach for the moon and she's panicked.
She's not thinking about how maybe this could be her being manipulated or any, or something.
So she takes it out of the box.
As you, you take it out of the box.
As you open up the box, you see the fragments in there glowing.
At this moment, your panic, your panic is on as you hear Jean Claude's body hits the
ground.
Time resumes.
You reach for the, you reach for the fragment in the box and as you touch it, roll me 5D
100.
What?
Okay.
What?
52, 45, 65, 51, 8.
If that's damage, I don't understand.
Not damage.
Oh!
So as soon as you grab it, a sudden torrent of pure magical energy just encompasses the
entire room.
Chairs are tossed, chairs are tossed about.
Stella and Jaime all of a sudden have to hold up their, hold up their hands to like block
the torrent of wind from being pushed away.
They're actually, no, okay.
The stranger kind of like throws up his hands as well, looking at you.
And he, he just goes, you moron!
Whose side is he?
I'm confused.
All right, let me just go see.
He can stop yelling our backstories off at us and like actually explain something.
I think he can actually explain himself and appreciate you like calming the fuck down.
You guys are fighting.
So, for the first one, a spectral, you see the spectral shield begin to encompass your
form.
You have a plus two to your AC and immunity to magic missiles.
It's like a magic table.
Okay.
So you have a plus two to AC for the next two, next minute.
You know, I think if I'm using a bit of the moon, I probably didn't need to do this.
I could have just healed you, but you know, okay.
This is your reaction.
Just let me know.
This is my reaction?
Yes.
Okay.
This is like wild magic.
It was strange.
You are, you are levitating off the ground.
Oh.
Oh my God.
This is her magical moment.
This is Sailor Moon.
It is Sailor Moon.
Up to three creatures, you choose within 30 feet of you take 4d10 lightning damage.
Okay.
Please don't shoot me.
I wonder who, stranger.
Were there more shadows?
Yeah.
Wait, are they close enough?
How far?
They are 75 feet away.
Too far.
So he just straight up takes 4d10.
There's no role there, so just roll 4d10.
Okay.
24.
Oh.
Get fucked and calm down so we can have a chat.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and goodness.
51.
This is so cool.
Your spectral shield floats above you.
I'm going to say it's stacked so you have plus 4 to your AC for the next minute.
Holy shit.
You're at 22 AC then, aren't you?
Just in case you are not immune to a magic missile, you are double immune now.
Double immune to magic missiles.
I feel like we need to prepare for wizards with all these magic missiles.
And for the last one, I'm going to make him make a dexterity saving throw.
Okay.
As the moon goddess drowns his ass.
Reverse uno.
Now we drown you.
This is quite the thing to give to a level three.
I mean, I guess it is the moon.
It's the moon.
Just you wait.
And you see centered around yourself all of a sudden a large explosion, a flash of fire
and an explosion of fire encompasses the room.
Meering a fireball effect centered on yourself.
He takes.
Did you just cast fireball?
Since he failed, it's going to be 86.
32 points of fire damage to him.
Oh, gosh.
It as you see as the fire, Jaime and Sela, they see the fire sprout towards them and
it kind of like you see the flames rise up towards you at that moment.
And this might this might feel familiar to you in some way, Jenny, but you're not I can
see you're not connecting it just yet.
So you see that we don't know what's going on as the as the fire clears up.
Jenny might have an idea as the fire clears up.
As the fire clears up, you see that Jaime and Sela who are bracing for it and you for
that matter, who who was almost engulfed in that flame, the fire did not touch you as
this small, like as your sort of moon aura is covers them for that moment.
OK.
At that moment, as lightning struck him in the chest and fire engulfed him, he looks
really banged up.
Not dead.
Oh, gosh.
As he just kind of.
All right.
Now we got us a fight.
OK, that was your reaction.
Yeah.
OK.
You feel your muscles begin to strain.
There is adrenaline pumping through you right now and you feel like something's going to
happen later.
But right now you are just moving on pure instinct.
OK.
Now, Stellar's turn as that's Claude still gain temporary hit points at the end of his
turn if he's unconscious.
I guess it's not his turn.
We'll worry about it later.
Stellar is going to cast kind of reach out towards you, towards Jean Claude and and just
goes, maybe the life is not for me.
And you wait, what did you say?
Maybe the adventuring life is not for me.
Oh, no.
A second word, a second level healing word.
Eleven hit points.
Jean Claude, you shock awake and you hear all of a sudden you smell sulfur.
The bar is on fire now.
What the fuck is going on?
The bar is on fire?
The bar is on fire.
Why didn't they get to witness this?
What the fuck?
And Cecilia is floating?
I'm floating.
Cecilia come down.
All right.
That's her bonus action.
Stellar you see kind of like, and just kind of like remembers the stranger fumbling with
a rapier towards it.
She's shaking, but she's going to go ahead and make an attack.
No, Stellar.
You are, you are squishy.
Do not.
Eighteen, that hits.
Pretty good.
Four piercing damage.
She's doing her best.
Okay.
Now it's going to be Jaime's turn finally.
You see Jaime.
Jean Claude, you see, you know when is usually a good time to drink.
Jaime you see on his boat loop kind of like uncorks like a little like a small bottle
leans back and just dunks a drink into his face.
That is fucking gone with you.
And he just places back in his boat loop and he just leans forward like drunken, a very
sway in his form.
I wish I could do that.
We both have things to learn from Jaime.
We have many things to learn.
He is going to go ahead and on our do a flurry of blows.
One of them hits.
I do like playing monks.
Damage.
Okay.
You see as Stellar jams her rapier into his sort of like abdomen.
You see a stranger attempt to grab onto the rapier and push Stellar away.
But then you see Jaime come in and just one hit, two hit when he's distracted.
Just two hits to the face.
They are working in unison together beautifully.
And you see the stranger is taking considerable amounts of damage.
He seems messed up.
There is fire.
He is on fire.
And also there is lightning on his body.
Jean Claude, this is a new development for you.
Oh boy, I must really got my head hit.
Jean Claude you're up.
Cecilia you're up next.
I'm going to swing.
All I know.
I don't.
I'm going to swing.
Replace their old ones.
Can I use Stellar's thingy now?
Or no.
Advantage.
Can I use my
I actually have to check really quick.
Hold on I passed out though.
I don't think that's fair because I went unconscious.
I do have to check.
It makes within one minute.
Okay so then I can use advantage.
Yes.
Okay let's try again.
18.
That certainly hits.
Seven slashing.
And let me check my spells real quick.
Oh please.
Oh no my computer.
It froze.
No.
I need to look at my spells.
Hold on.
I have a smite.
I have a smite if it let me scroll down.
Okay.
You know what?
No.
Fuck it.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm just going to hit him and that's it.
We're done.
Moving on.
Okay.
Bonus action.
Tap tap.
Oh no that's an action.
Nope.
Never mind.
I'm done.
That's my turn.
You can take a potion as a bonus action which you have in your hand.
Yes I do.
I do have that.
Thank you.
It'll heal you 20.
20?
Oh 20 flat?
25.
I'll take it.
That sweet sweet healing vibes.
With Stellar impaling him on the right in the abdomen, Jaime enacting a flurry upon him
on the left.
You come in in the middle as he's trying to fend both of these people off and you for
the first time get a real satisfying crunchy attack on him.
Embedding your war axe and drawing not blood but a dark icker sort of like coming from his
body and it just splats out.
For the first time you see he just goes pain.
Utter pain.
And when he sees that Jean-Claude is going to lean in on the axe handle and goes you
need to stop bringing up my fucking niece you piece of shit.
I won't.
The next time I bring her up I'll have her head in my hands.
Not if I get yours first!
That's it.
I really need a hit point.
Now hit me now baby!
He can go for it.
I'm full with 8 temporary hit points.
18 not.
I rolled a Vengemax here.
Oh no.
Is he reckless?
Yeah he actually does give up so 26.
Oh 26 does hit yes.
Oh that means you had advantage so your Silvery Barbs is still there.
You're still empowered because you would have had advantage from his reckless attack anyways.
So I still haven't used it!
Go ahead and retroactively also roll advantage on the attack that Jaime missed.
All our Silvery Barbs just lives with me for the rest of this campaign.
Just always feel like I feel like I do slightly better if I wasn't already so great.
If I wasn't already so great.
Man.
Cecilia.
You're up.
Oh didn't I take damage?
Did I get hit?
Yes you did.
Oh yeah.
You took 6 points.
6?
Okay thank you.
But you have 2 temporary hit points left over still because you had 8.
Oh hell yeah.
It doesn't even hit your body.
It feels like the moonlight around you catches the blade before it even reaches you.
And you just hear him go I hate this fucking moon!
I'm going to get your head.
That should have been ours!
Cecilia you're up.
Okay.
That's why he's jealous.
She's still pretty stunned at everything that's going on.
I don't think she's even thinking about it but she floats up a bit because why not?
She can.
She's trying to get a better look and she floats up and Claude's in front of her and
he's tall so I gotta float up a bit.
She floats up and the moon is still full radius because that's her channel divinity.
So I want to describe the imagery real quick because that's awesome.
In this blow as you are pushing the blade and sinking it into the 3 around the stranger
and just enacting her aggression and really bullying him into that single spot.
Everyone sees Cecilia just levitate off the ground radiant moonlight surrounding her lifting
into the air.
Her eyes glowing.
Her and her holy symbol.
Everything as well kind of like hanging in the air around her.
She is going to cast guiding bolt with advantage because he's reckless.
With advantage.
You're gonna whoop his ass.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, damage not that boom.
Okay, let's see.
14 radiant damage.
With 13 hit points left.
Oh my god.
What oh wow.
Cecilia describe to me how do you want to finish this?
How do you want to clean this account up?
I don't know if I can describe it cooler than like how it's already going.
I'd say the guiding bolts.
It appears like almost like a streak of the moon like a moon beam and it goes along Claude's
axe still in him.
Oh, here's through where the whole is from her angle up above.
A plus.
With the opening already provided to you by your friend and guardian.
The guiding bolts spirals through and pierces right through it just inches through the other
side of this stranger.
All of a sudden you see this fight this person who fired off and and and just absolutely just
like was sending people through hole making holes in the wall and throwing people out
of windows and slamming slam dunking people off the balcony.
This person who was a threat to you shouting and screaming and all these strange things
because the fight leaves him as Jean Claude.
As you are as you were pushing your accent and kind of like fighting against them.
He becomes limp.
As he becomes limp you see the shades.
No, they're going to cut get his body or something.
His form begins to waver as he just kind of goes.
I don't know how long it's going to take, but looking at you Jean Claude, yes, if the
road's not going to kill you, if the road's not going to kill you, it's going to be me
and you in round three.
Why are you so obsessed with me?
If you die before now and then go say hello to your brother for me.
He just goes, Shedding furball blood is my favorite and somewhat with that guarantee
he'll be back.
The axe in his hand also begins to dissipate, the axe specifically.
It mirrors the scarecrow from earlier as his sort of form disappears leaving behind the
clothes, the outerwear, the throwing knives on the belt and the blunderbuss.
You can take all the shit.
As that happens, as the shades disappear, the doors immediately open up.
Remember when I said that this is a heavily guarded area?
So guards are plenty.
You see bursting through the doors, already guards with the weapons out, some of them
already hurt it seems as if they were fighting the shades at the door.
As they look immediately, they look at you and it is like a group of five of them at
the moment.
They see you're still in the air?
Huh?
You're still hovering in the air?
Yeah, they see that.
Moonlight.
You see them, you see them just go, oh, like two of them with crossbows aim and just goes,
get them!
I don't know!
Put that down!
She tries to will herself to float down.
Cecilia, as you just kind of like clumsily float down, because you're not sure how this
magic works, you're like kind of like, it's clumsy, like your feet's like kicking in the
air.
You do bring yourself down.
And with that, as the adrenaline leaves your body, you take two points of exhaustion.
Okay.
Two!
As you kind of like, as you feel your veins, like where your body is extremely strained.
And it's a fair, it's a fair point that it probably came from, from drawing the power
from that fragment of the moon that is in your hand right now.
She just probably like, it's probably like so shocking to be overcome with that much
at once that she just falls to the, to her knees.
No, can I catch her?
Yes.
Sean Claude, you catch her as she falls.
She is absolutely knackered.
And so are you, to be honest.
Yeah, but not two points of exhaustion, knackered.
Stellar just goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, holding her hands up.
Jaime also holding his hands up.
So, it goes, there was, there was a guy, he just, he just left that, that's his stuff
right there.
And you see the, one of them kind of like, two of them have their crossbows centered
on like you, and two other ones with their swords out.
The fifth one, who was sort of like in the back, kind of like, kind of like walks around
him.
He also has a sword drawn.
He doesn't have a helmet on.
This man has sort of like, like burgundy, like burgundy hair.
A real like, sort of like Prince Charming type without the crimson chin kind of chin
expression.
Sorry.
He's going to be a jackass because he's handsome.
He looks very hurt as well.
Oh.
Got his ass looked like us.
He kind of like wipes the blood off his mouth as he kind of like walks up to you.
He holds up his hand to like tell the other guards to ease up.
And Stellar, who just goes, hey, we're not in the wrong here.
I see he's injured.
I'm a healer.
I can help.
Does anyone have a belly stand?
It just surprised me.
I'm fine.
I don't think.
Looking around and he just kind of like looks towards the two holding the swords.
He goes, just find the perimeter.
Find out if there's anyone else.
And then he looks at you.
Looks at you all.
He goes, you lot, what are your names?
So and at this point, he's going to make sure Cecilia can stand.
She does.
John Corbusier, a member of the Groven Guard.
I am here with my charge, he indicates to Cecilia.
Cecilia Eidelwind.
You see, you see, Stellar goes, hi, Stellar of the Stars, real name.
Just traveling bard and lover of lore and truth.
Really innocent.
Jaime goes, my name is Jaime Teakwood and I drink right here.
I spilt some on the ground.
I can clean it up afterwards.
We're a hot mess.
Jaime does go, if you allow me, I'll clean up the mess that was made during the fight
here with the strange man.
And the hole in the window upstairs.
Oh, we just fixed that window, didn't we?
We just fixed that window.
You just fixed that window.
That window.
I put all the pieces together like a puzzle and put it back.
Give me one moment here.
You see the man, his eyes sort of like leer off to the side, looking at the pile of clothes
on the ground, at the huge gun, the throwing knives, the magical gloves that were used
to...
Oh, he left the gun?
The gun was left behind and the magical gloves that were used to send people flying.
I think we can take those.
He looks at you, the bloody lot of you, some with broken...
You broken lot, basically.
Cecilia, you just extremely...
Not good right now.
Nobody with round glasses looking this bad can look threatening.
That's my opinion.
You can't read what's on his face if there's pity or not.
He keeps bearing about him.
Listen, you, Jean-Claude, who has all kinds of crevices in your armor.
Dented up.
You are a patchwork of broken armor and skin being held together by healing, magic, and
alchemy.
He just goes...but he does look at your pauldron.
He goes, you're of the Groven Guard.
Yes, sir.
Looks to you, Cecilia, and goes, are you alright?
I'm hurt, but I don't think in a critical way.
He walks up to you, kneels down, looking at your wounds and nods.
He goes, okay.
And looks up at you, Jean-Claude, and goes, I am Sir Aldemar of House Parvin.
I represent the interest of the magistrate here, and you are under arrest.
And that's where we're going to end this session.
You need to end the session.
With the session?
Yeah.
Not just break?
I am currently lightheaded.
I did tell them before the stream I should have let this out on top that the encounter
was going to be most of, if not the stream, and it was going to be quite the short episode.
A bit shorter than usual.
But yes, we're going to end it on that cliffhanger with him pulling Hankos out and about to cuff
you, even though you're still holding on to Cecilia.
He pulled a Jean-Claude!
Exactly.
Gosh.
Well done.
Good job.
Whoa.
Deus ex machina.
Oh dear lord.
But it's Deus ex machina.
I can't think of anything.
Munkina.
So Cecilia, I'll go ahead and tell you, if you use the moon fragment, and you're the
only one, it will roll on the wild magic search table to your benefit five times.
But every time you do it, it will give you two points of exhaustion.
But it doesn't consume it or anything?
It does not consume it.
Dang.
That means you're going to run the game really hard.
Well, oh, you're right.
I was going to say, why are we getting such this buff?
But you're right.
We're going to get our asses kicked.
It means everything's going to be hard and be like, should I use it?
Rather than if I use it, I'm going to be like, because I have two.
So if one point of exhaustion gives you disadvantage on all ability checks, the second one halves
your speed.
And then I think after, I think third, if I go on off of memory here, I guess I can
just, I can bump it up and see.
So like if I were to do it again and have four points, I would have disadvantage on
attack rolls and saving throws in my hit point maximum half.
So that's what doing it twice in a row would do.
But once was pretty powerful.
Yo, this stranger man, he.
Yikes.
Who's ready for round three sometime in the future?
Yeah, round three.
I was like, oh my.
I don't, it just seemed very personal.
Like he, like he was like.
There was hatred.
There was.
He was like, why are you so upset?
You're saying awful things to us and we're not even that upset about it.
You're upset.
What's a good nickname for him?
You know, like unfriended, you know, like a stalker.
I don't know.
Doesn't sound funny.
Oh, the son of a bitch.
He didn't say his name.
No, he didn't.
He was just angry.
Also like, yeah, backstory reveals.
Surprise.
This guy also is hates Furbolg specifically.
I guess my brother.
Yeah, I guess he, I don't know.
I'm like, wow, that's very specific.
He's an unapologetic racist.
Anna Ripley from Critical Role.
That's what it says on her Wiki.
That's why it's a joke.
It says it on her Wiki for some reason.
She's an unapologetic racist under her personality.
I believe that's hysterical.
This guy is clearly an unapologetic racist.
Maybe that's his nickname.
Unapologetic.
Yeah, this unapologetic racist.
I'm going to write that down.
Good job, Tim.
Are you okay?
Oh yeah.
I just, I just got a drink water.
Not pass out and die.
Yes, please get some good rest.
Hydrate or die, Drake.
Thanks for watching.
A little bit of a short extreme unusual, but this was an intense encounter.
Just Cecilia finding a new found, a new found power within her, within her, her repertoire,
but that comes at a cost.
Oh, magic comes at a cost.
Jean Claude meeting a, meeting and defeating a strange man, a very strange man that seems
to know a lot of-
Way too much.
Way, way more than one should.
And the session ends with the entire group being arrested or, or they're not arrested
yet.
Attempted at being arrested.
We'll see what happens.
An attempted arrest.
Attempted arrest.
Unless Jean Claude's like, oh, pungent.
That might be a tavern brawl.
We'll see.
Thanks for watching everybody.
Thank you all so much for watching.
A little bit shorter extreme unusual, but we'll get back, we'll get right back on it
next time around.
Makes up for the last one, which was long.
Yeah.
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