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You know, once Alarming Beeping enters the chat, it's gonna be crazy.

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That's like the most confusing way to kick this episode off for anybody who wasn't on

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this recording before you hit record, which is quite literally everyone except for us.

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Yeah.

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Do you feel left out, listeners?

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Kind of weird.

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Like, Carrot, are you trying to dangle?

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They want to know about the beeping!

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They don't.

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There's nothing to know.

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She just beeped when she hit record.

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Like I was NASA launching a rocket, but it was just me hitting record on the podcast.

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Sometimes when I'm reading about cats in books, they describe the cats as making a beeping

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noise.

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I feel like they might have done that in We Could Be So Good.

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You ever heard a cat beep?

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No.

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So cats make a lot of weird noises, my cat in particular, he's Siamese, and Siamese

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cats talk a lot.

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So he talks constantly.

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Anytime you go outside, he has things to say.

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And it's always weird and new and exciting noises.

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And sometimes they really do sound like beeps.

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He'll be like, and you're like, oh, what does that mean?

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I don't know.

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How did we get here?

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Oh, you were beeping.

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I just think it's funny when cats are described as beeping.

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Or they chirp.

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Chirping, I've heard that before.

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Beeping, I don't, I guess I just never noticed anyone saying that about cats.

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I'll have to keep an eye out.

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I just do sometimes because my cat beeps occasionally and it makes me laugh.

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Because I'm like, that is how you would describe that noise.

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You weird, weird little animal.

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You sad, strange little man.

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Exactly.

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So we shan't delay because we're tired.

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What?

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Us?

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Tired?

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I'm sure we say that every episode and somebody listening is like, why don't you just record

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at a different time of day?

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Yeah, it doesn't work like that.

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It's just so hard.

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Because I'm like, my family's either being loud or there are other things happening and

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I'm like, I don't want to deal with that.

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And then on the weekend, you just want to be lazy.

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So then we end up here at 9pm on a Sunday night and my eyelids keep not wanting to reopen.

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Not to mention, I'm gonna be so real.

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Keeping it real today, listeners.

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No matter what time of day we recorded, I would probably be sleepy.

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That is so true.

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I just love sleeping.

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I'm just sleepy all the time.

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I just...there's something so real about sleeping.

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I mean, yeah.

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I love it so much.

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I suppose.

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You ever think about what the first person to ever go to sleep must have thought?

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Be terrifying, honestly.

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Because sometimes when I'm falling asleep, I'm like, what if I'm dying?

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You ever have that?

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You're like, what if I just don't wake up?

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No.

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I mean, sometimes.

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I can't wait to go to sleep now.

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Oh no.

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Sometimes I get a weird...I'm like, well...it makes me think of the prayer that I used to

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say all the time as a kid.

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The little ending was like, and if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul shall take.

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Yeah.

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Dark.

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I mean, reasonable that you would be like, if I die in my sleep.

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I mean, yeah.

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I hope I see you, but like...dark nonetheless.

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Dark nonetheless.

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Yeah.

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Well, here we are.

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Romance or TBR?

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Here we are indeed.

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I was trying to find...I really feel like there was a funny where I just finished...well,

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actually, let's just jump into it, shall we?

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Hell yeah.

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TBR Tuesday.

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Because I just finished We Could Be So Good.

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Yes you did.

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Which I won't talk too much about because you've talked about it before, and also it

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was for my Fable Book Club, so if you really want my thoughts...

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I saw your little updates as a hack.

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I never have anything super insightful to say in those, because I don't tend to have

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insightful thoughts until the end and I can kind of reflect back, but I want to keep people

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posted as I'm reading because that's the whole point.

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So my updates are always just kind of like, wow, I love him.

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You reference some historical writer person.

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There's a book throughout that...Mary Reynolds?

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Is that what you're thinking of?

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I thought that was impressive.

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Also, I've read...so throughout the book they reference this book that a book reviewer that

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works at the news...

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Oh, that one, yeah.

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That he leaves a galley copy of and the whole thing is that he's like, I don't want to read

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Kill Your Gays essentially because all of the queer books, they have to be miserable

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or dead at the end because it's America in the 50s.

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And the guy is like, this one's not like that, but he doesn't believe him until Andy reads

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it and is essentially like...I mean, they're not super happy, but they're not unhappy either.

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And I was like, Mary Reynolds?

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I didn't know that she had written World War I era historical fiction because I read her

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Alexander the Great historical fiction and it was gay, but not overtly.

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It very much reads as like, they're in love.

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We're not really going to talk about it that much because Alexander the Great was almost

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definitely gay.

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Speaking of which, this is not related to the topic at hand.

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However, I just need everyone to know that I found a t-shirt on TikTok that I'm definitely

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going to be purchasing at some point.

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It's like the Alexander the Great World Tour.

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It's a tour style t-shirt, like rock and roll.

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And on the back, it's got a list of all the cities he conquers, but then any of them that

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aren't already called Alexandria, it's scratched out and renamed Alexandria.

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That's funny.

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I'm really excited about it.

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Do you have a fascination with Alexander the Great?

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I just really like Alexander the Great.

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I was a class 6 minor.

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And that was...I read...

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He conquered your love.

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Yeah, sure.

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I just think he's neat.

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I mean, he sure did conquer a lot of places and rename them after himself.

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I used to know a lot more about him and I forgot most of it.

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But that was a really good historical fiction.

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So Mary Reynolds would recommend.

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I've got a bunch of her other...she wrote a bunch of ancient Greek and Roman historical

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fiction.

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I need to read them.

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Anyway, what was I going with that?

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Oh, I was trying to find the ebook of We Could Be So Good because there's a cat in that one

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and there's at least one where I'm pretty sure Cat Sebastian uses a funny beep or something

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like that to describe the noise that that stupid cat makes.

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That cat was adorable.

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I love that stupid cat.

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It's fine, we'll come back to it if I can.

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It's not available at my library.

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I was going to say, yeah, I looked...because I wanted to search it for the Speak Now pairing

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and then I just had to get my physical copy.

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Yep.

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And it's not on script either.

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Oh well.

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It sucks.

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I know every book that I wanted to search for those pairings that I couldn't access,

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I was like, well, sucks to suck.

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Indeed.

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Because I'm not going to place a whole...

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I wish you could search an audiobook and then it would just bring you to the time when they

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say the word.

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Not longer, but it would be very useful in my experience.

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Well if anybody knows what I'm talking about, if they're like, oh yeah, I don't know if

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it's beep, but it's something like that.

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Beep.

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Interesting.

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Well, if I reread via audio, I shall let you know.

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I really liked the audiobook.

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I liked the narrators a lot.

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I just can't handle third present, especially in audio, so I had to read it physically.

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But either way, great book.

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I love it so much.

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Well it was so long ago.

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I read Business or Pleasure by Rachel Lynn Solomon.

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I think it's coming out on the 11th or it's already come out.

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I think it's already out.

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Well today when this goes live, it's 11.

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Either way, you're right, by the time it goes live...

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It's going to be helpful now.

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Because I pre-ordered...

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Maybe it wasn't really that long ago.

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Did I pre-order it?

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I just pre-ordered it the day before you couldn't pre-order anymore.

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So it must have been...

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I think it came out this past Tuesday because I pre-ordered it Monday night when I saw the

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Ripped Bodice thing because she's going to sign them.

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She was going the week of her promo and stuff.

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So that one was great.

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I had the audio book from PRH.

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So I read it a while ago.

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But the One Night...

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So the entire premise is just sex lessons.

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Because he is a child...

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Was he a child actor?

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He's some star.

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It's kind of like Teen Wolf.

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So he's the stylist Alinsky character of this Teen Wolf show.

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And then they're grown up.

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So then he's dealing with being like a B to sometimes maybe an A-list celebrity.

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And then she is going to be, I think, the ghostwriter of his memoir.

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And he shows up at a bookstore that she's at and they hit it off and they go and have

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a one night stand.

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It is the most awkward jaw dropping.

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My god, what did I even write?

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It was like hot and ready.

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Little Caesar's up in this bitch.

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It was literally...

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There was so much lube.

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It was hot and ready.

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It was insane.

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I hadn't read the back of this book before I started it.

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And I was like, okay, he's going to be the hero because he's getting a lot of character

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description.

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This makes a lot of sense.

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And then that happens.

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And I was like, holy no.

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He cannot be redeemed.

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That is not possible.

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He is...

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And then I still didn't go back to read this.

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I'm like, why ruin a good thing?

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And then turns out that he gave her a fake name.

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He was indeed the celebrity and she has to write his memoir.

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And sweet Jesus, the work that that man did to redeem himself.

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I did not think it would work, but it did.

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It's my favorite of her books now.

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Especially her adult stuff, I don't know if it...

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You can't even compare it to Today, Tomorrow, Today, Tomorrow, Tonight, Today.

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Whatever the fuck that book's called.

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It's the blue one.

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I have no...

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I don't know.

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So those are my two favorite from her.

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But this one was just...

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It was like a pure rom-com in the purest sense of the word.

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It went back to the roots.

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It was so good.

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The audiobook was great.

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The narrator was fantastic.

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I loved it so much and it really gave Stiles, Dylanski fan fiction vibes.

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And I adore that because I sure love Stiles.

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So I had a great time and my job was on the floor.

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Whatever I say, you're not ready.

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You're not hot and ready for that chapter.

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But like...

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Ooh.

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Ooh.

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And he was so upset.

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He thought he was so good at sex.

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And then he texts all of his past girlfriends and he's like, was I that bad?

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And they were like, yeah.

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And he's like, oh no.

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He's like, please teach me.

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Oh god.

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I went delivered on the sex lessons.

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I really did.

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It's giving to love and to loathe.

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Mm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Where he's like the notorious rake.

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Yeah.

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And she agrees to sleep with him and he's so bad.

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Whatever is that close?

261
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And she's like, what is going...

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Why are you so taken aback?

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I'm like, I'm so mad.

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I'm like, I'm so mad.

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I'm like, I'm so mad.

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I'm like, I'm so mad.

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I'm like, I'm so mad.

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I'm like, I'm so mad.

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And she's like, what is going... why are you so terrible at this?

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And he's like, what?

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Yeah.

272
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Oh, I love when they're shocked.

273
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Mm-hmm.

274
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We actually, I do think there should be more bad sex.

275
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Yeah.

276
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Well, there's...

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I think it's a wicked bargain with a rake, rogue something by Megan Franton.

278
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It's like a mahogany, like brownish cover.

279
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It's in our Hazards of Duke series, I think.

280
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He is also, he thinks he's great and he is not.

281
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And the vaguest memory I have.

282
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Sure.

283
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It's in that one too.

284
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So we've got three.

285
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I just think there should be more bad sex.

286
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There's the...

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How to Win a Wallflower, it's not bad exactly, but their first time having sex isn't very

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good.

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And it's just kind of presented as like a normal, like, it's not going to be great the

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first time.

291
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And I actually really liked that.

292
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I thought it was like very like tender emotionally, like it worked.

293
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It wasn't uncomfortable, but it was like, oh, that's like very realistic.

294
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I know.

295
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I like when that happens.

296
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Like, there's also The Duchess War by Courtney Milan.

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I think was he...

298
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I can't remember if...

299
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I think he was just really bad at sex.

300
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I think that's what it really is.

301
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I can't remember if he was like a...

302
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Yeah, he was a virgin.

303
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So one, he was a virgin.

304
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So I guess that explains it.

305
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But he thought the first time that they had sex was great.

306
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And it was not.

307
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And she was like, yeah, because he was like, holy shit.

308
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That's what the poets write about, guys.

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I understand now.

310
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I am part of the knowledgeable.

311
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And that's also Eloisa James's Rapunzel one.

312
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Oh, I think he was also a virgin.

313
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They're both virgins and it hurt so bad for her.

314
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And he was just on cloud nine.

315
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Because they got married super fast and it was like crazy chemistry.

316
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He played the cello or she played it.

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Someone played a cello.

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And then they had sex and she was like, I am never doing that again.

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She locks herself in the tower.

320
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He is distraught.

321
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Honestly, I didn't even like the book, but it was hilarious.

322
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Because it was so bad.

323
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So apparently that's that we know a lot about that one.

324
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Once Upon a Tower is that one.

325
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But it's so fun.

326
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Just the horror that they feel when they're like, you're not satisfying.

327
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Like what?

328
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What?

329
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As they should.

330
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As they should, yes.

331
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And that one, she doesn't really tell him.

332
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She just like, I think she just like shuts down and just ascapes.

333
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And he's very confused.

334
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But I think most of the other ones, they're like actively like, hey, you need some work.

335
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So that was that was nice.

336
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Got some notes for you.

337
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Yeah.

338
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Big day.

339
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She wrote him like a syllabus in Business with a Professor, I think.

340
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She had like a full, she was invested.

341
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Just giving the kiss quotient.

342
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Yeah.

343
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That's another one of my favorite sex lessons books.

344
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Yeah, I need to reread it.

345
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God, that book hits every note.

346
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Yeah, it's fine.

347
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Helen Wong, I will read anything you write and it will own me.

348
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Let's see.

349
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I'm trying to look at like what I read in July.

350
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That isn't something we already discussed.

351
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I know.

352
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I'm just a little bit daunting for this episode because we haven't done like a normal.

353
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I'll throw out.

354
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I won't really talk about it because I know we're planning on doing a full episode about

355
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it.

356
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But I did read Queen Bee.

357
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Oh, yeah.

358
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By Omelie Howard.

359
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I don't really care for YA most of the time, but I'll take a YA historical.

360
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And I think that one was really fun.

361
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Like quite literally, it's just like a vibe.

362
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It is honestly.

363
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Go get your revenge girl.

364
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Make her suffer.

365
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Yeah, because when you start, you're like, does she really deserve like, is she just

366
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kind of a mean girl?

367
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Does she deserve and then you're like, oh, yeah, it gave me everything.

368
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Like it was it was I love that book.

369
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Because, yeah, I love when the YA and the historical intersect.

370
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And I'm like, oh, yeah, that's good.

371
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That's good soup.

372
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That's a throwback meme.

373
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I guess that doesn't really count as my submission.

374
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Speaking of good soup, I did read the seven year slip.

375
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My eight person book club picked that for our July book and the audio book came in and

376
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I was like, I guess I'll read it way early because normally even for my own book clubs,

377
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I'm reading them the night before.

378
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I had to read that one night before and after and every I love that book so much.

379
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I know you do.

380
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It didn't hit for me the way it did for you, but that's OK.

381
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I think Ashley Poston's writing is just not for me or not not not for me.

382
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Like I didn't I gave it four stars because you did you get three stars at Dead Romantics?

383
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,480
Yeah, I didn't care.

384
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,480
Yeah, one.

385
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:12,960
Um, I think part of it is just it does that thing that most contemporary romances do where

386
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it uses too many contemporary references for me.

387
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,840
She does that a lot.

388
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,840
Yeah.

389
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It tries to be funny and I'm like, ah, your humor and mine does not align.

390
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It's fine.

391
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I gave it four stars.

392
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It was more like the romance itself was not something that I was like, oh yes, the best

393
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romance ever, but I think that the time travel aspect was done really interesting.

394
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Have you seen The Lake House?

395
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,840
No.

396
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Aha, it's based on the Lake House, which is Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.

397
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And that movie is crazy.

398
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It's time slept, too.

399
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So basically, like he gets a house.

400
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She has a house in two different time periods.

401
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They like write letters back and forth and then they're like presence merge.

402
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And so and then the Dead Romantics was just like heaven kind of by with Reese Witherspoon

403
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and Mark Ruffalo.

404
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:09,000
So like to if you like those movies, those books.

405
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,600
Okay, well, I'm not seeing either of them.

406
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Probably will not be watching them.

407
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:19,360
But I thought it was an interesting it did not go the direction that I thought it was

408
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going to go in a good way.

409
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,600
I was kind of worried about it.

410
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,880
And then yeah, it was lower angst than I thought it was going to be.

411
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It was lower angst, and I just thought it was kind of a fascinating vehicle for looking

412
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,200
at like, processing grief.

413
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Yeah.

414
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So that's, I think, when most of my enjoyment of it came from.

415
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I think it was, I think the grief aspect was really well done, which I think makes sense

416
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when you read her author's note, she was experiencing a loss during the rewrites for the book.

417
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And you can, I think, see that.

418
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,800
So yeah, one of the better contemporary I mean, like I said, I feel like I did not act

419
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:02,520
accurately, describe I gave it four stars, like it was a good book.

420
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,520
I enjoyed it.

421
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:04,520
The romance was sweet.

422
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,720
I loved his southern accent in the audio.

423
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,720
See, I didn't.

424
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:10,720
Oh, I loved it.

425
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,480
I guess I am from the south.

426
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,040
I do not hear it often.

427
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,200
So it worked for me.

428
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:24,600
Yeah, that's okay.

429
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:29,120
My next one is Her Good Side by Rebecca Weatherspoon.

430
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,120
It's a YA.

431
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,720
Again, I read this one so long ago.

432
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,040
When did I even read that?

433
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,760
It was June 2nd.

434
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:39,400
So pardon my memory.

435
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,640
But I really liked this one because I feel like I've read a lot of like contemporary

436
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:50,040
like YA's like, you know, throughout my life, and especially recently and stuff.

437
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,120
And there's definitely like, I think I saw this in Twitter too.

438
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,760
There's a marked shift of kind of like aging up YA's and like there's a lot of like sex

439
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,520
talk in them now, which I think is good.

440
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:04,360
Like there are different like things, you know, when you're a young person reading,

441
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,360
it's good to have a range.

442
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:11,640
But I think nowadays, it's really rare to find like an older like YA characters who

443
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,480
are still like very inexperienced and like very like innocent.

444
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,240
And this one, I think did it really well.

445
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,080
Like they were both super awkward.

446
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,880
She had never even had a first kiss.

447
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,400
She like had a huge crush on this guy, asked him to the dance.

448
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,440
He was like, absolutely no way, Sailor.

449
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,160
Like I can't do it.

450
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,020
You're just too, you're too innocent.

451
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:37,000
And then the hero, suddenly like he had like a glow up over the summer.

452
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,540
So he got really hot.

453
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,160
And he had previously like been a nerd.

454
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,000
So he didn't know like he had no experience with girls.

455
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
He had no clue what to do.

456
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,080
He was kind of a lackluster boyfriend to her friends.

457
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,800
Like they had started dating like half like a little bit into the book.

458
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:56,080
The friend is kind of like he is cute, but not a lot going on.

459
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And so then they start fake dating to like figure out how to actually date someone and

460
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like be, I don't know, experienced or whatever.

461
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,840
And so I just thought it was really nice to kind of like take it back a little bit and

462
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,440
like experience some of the more innocence of YA.

463
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,680
I've just read a lot recently, which again, I think it's a good thing.

464
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:23,000
I just remember like when I was reading YA, like when I was a YA, there was like no sex

465
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or any like talks of it or anything.

466
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:30,200
And I feel like four out of five now that I read are like the one characters at least

467
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,360
already had sex, one whatever.

468
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,600
So it's just interesting to compare.

469
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,200
But it was really cute.

470
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,320
The audiobook was really good.

471
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:45,880
And I will definitely reread it at some point.

472
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:53,560
I read someday my Duke will come by Christina Britton, which I've been sitting on for approximately

473
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,560
a million years.

474
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,560
Oh, that's going in my speech now.

475
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,080
I know.

476
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:04,640
It probably will make it into mine, although I don't think it'll be the same as yours.

477
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,720
I have a feeling I know what at least I have a couple of options that I feel like you would

478
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,280
rank it before the one that I picked.

479
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,280
So I'm hoping we have different.

480
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,520
It'll be fine.

481
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,240
I still have the last book in that series to read, but I've read all the other.

482
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,240
Wreck my heart.

483
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:23,240
Why don't you, Christina?

484
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:30,280
I've been sitting on these latter two because I mean, I read the Sinful Spinsters.

485
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,280
Yeah.

486
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,280
The green and the pink.

487
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:34,280
Yeah.

488
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:41,280
The three I Love Sin books, someday my Duke will come is the second.

489
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:47,040
I cannot for the life of me remember the titles of the others, but they're related to Dukes.

490
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,880
It's the one Mulan song, A Duke Worth Fighting For is book three.

491
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880
Sure.

492
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,880
Yeah, that's horrible.

493
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,840
And the red is the first one and it's Peter and Lenora, but I don't remember what the

494
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,840
title is.

495
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,840
It doesn't matter.

496
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,520
The point is that's that trilogy.

497
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:05,800
And then the second book will have come out today when this episode is out.

498
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,800
I have to read that still.

499
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,880
It is very good.

500
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,800
And some dudes have all the luck.

501
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,000
There we go is the first one.

502
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,400
And then once a Duke got to do with it will have just come out.

503
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,240
And those are like spin offs of this.

504
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,360
So it's on the same island and you see some of the characters.

505
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:25,520
I actually I so I've read those.

506
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:31,920
And then in someday my Duke will come you have Lady Tash who like is in all of the books.

507
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,800
And oh my god, I literally just read this.

508
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,200
Why can I not remember her name?

509
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:43,520
Our main character, Clara, is like, you know, you'll you'll need a companion trying to like

510
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:47,760
imply that maybe she could still be the companion and Lady Tash is like, Oh, no, don't worry

511
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,760
about it.

512
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,240
I've got a girl picked out Katrina Denby.

513
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,240
She's on the way.

514
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:57,360
And I of course have read Katrina's book, which is the one that came out.

515
00:24:57,360 --> 00:25:01,560
I know her.

516
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,560
It brought me a lot of joy.

517
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,560
It was fun.

518
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:12,080
I like I really like the I love sin as her writing, writing the heartstrings every time.

519
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,120
Yeah, it was.

520
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,600
Well I had read it because she was ruined.

521
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,600
Although you don't know until later in the book what precisely happened.

522
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,000
And I was like, it was rougher than I was expecting it to be.

523
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,480
Oh, I was gonna say I put this one in the last one on hold for so long, even though

524
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,000
I read the first one a million years ago because they don't have audio books.

525
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
I know.

526
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:40,320
It rips my heart out not having an audio book and just reading the book.

527
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,040
I think I think I gave that book four stars when I first read it because I like took like

528
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,040
a huge gap.

529
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,160
Like I read like the first half, took a break, read other things just for like reasons that

530
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,160
I don't remember.

531
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,360
And then like I picked it back up.

532
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:57,600
So I don't think the end hit as much as it should have because I reread the second half.

533
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,760
I was like, oh my god, so I bumped it up to five stars.

534
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:08,240
I was like, I weeping epilogue.

535
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:15,680
So I also read half of that in this time frame.

536
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:21,360
Well I've already talked about so I read the entire the London trilogy series.

537
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,640
Like I said, Private Arrangements is coming up in speak now we talked about a little bit

538
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,840
for us one of mine that I just read as well.

539
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,280
Yeah, for our like speak now moment.

540
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,760
So I won't talk about it besides the fact that I love it.

541
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:39,280
And the fact that she should have shoved that wedding ring up herself.

542
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,240
I will be fascinated when you read Ravishing the Heiress.

543
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,960
Yeah, the whole time I was reading Private Arrangements.

544
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:53,560
I was like, this is a they're different relationship dynamics, but a very similar premise in the

545
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:59,160
sense that it's a marriage that it's not a marriage in truth that now could potentially

546
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:06,200
be coming to an end at least the way that it has been, and they have to work on producing

547
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,200
an heir.

548
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,960
So there's that like forced intimacy aspect.

549
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,720
But again, very different like relationship dynamics, because private arrangements, they

550
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,960
hate each other.

551
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,720
And Ravishing the Heiress, she's just been secretly pining for him for years.

552
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,200
And I preferred Ravishing the Heiress.

553
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:31,320
And I thought it was a more interesting relationship arc than I mean, I love private arrangements

554
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,320
also.

555
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,720
But the whole time I was reading Private Arrangements, I was like, I like Ravishing the Heiress better.

556
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,440
And I mean, knowing us, you'll be the opposite.

557
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,280
That has a good chance of happening.

558
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,320
You'll probably have a great chance of having.

559
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,200
Yeah, I mean, I was on the verge of like four or five star like I was on the verge of like

560
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,280
four stars for a lot of the book.

561
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,160
And then like the end I really liked.

562
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:58,280
It just it was not what I was expecting, because I anticipated like that I was gonna hate it.

563
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:04,160
His At Night though, the third one of that series vehemently disapprove.

564
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,040
And they start off so good.

565
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,240
And then it just got so goddamn long.

566
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:15,120
But one character from the one she's technically like engaged to in book two is the hero's

567
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,520
brother in book three.

568
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,920
So it was nice seeing him and like I liked like parts of the book.

569
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:26,680
But as a whole, Luckiest Lady in London is still my favorite of that series, I think.

570
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,680
And then Pride Arrangements.

571
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,680
So it goes in order.

572
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,680
Then his At Night.

573
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:35,240
But I have Ravishing the Heiress and I think I have the entire series that I got on the

574
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,200
Audible sale or on trip or something.

575
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,720
So time, they will come.

576
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,400
And I guess that was enough of a talk to go to you again.

577
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,640
It was supposed to be short, but look at us.

578
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:47,640
So Pride Arrangements.

579
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:56,120
I read to Catch a Raven by Beverly Jenkins, which rounds out my Women Who Dare series

580
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,120
read.

581
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,040
I wouldn't call it a favorite of hers.

582
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,840
I still give it four stars.

583
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:05,480
I have some others of hers that I prefer.

584
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,760
I think I was a little disappointed in the heist.

585
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,240
I think that was my main...

586
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:13,800
Kat, I was really invested in the relationship, the heist I really didn't care about.

587
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,600
Well, and it's because she didn't give you anything to care about.

588
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,880
It was like they have to go on this quest, or not quest, they have this mission, they

589
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,880
have to get it back.

590
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,560
And it just kind of works out every step of the way.

591
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:30,360
So I was looking for more difficulty that they would have to overcome.

592
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360
And they just went...

593
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:37,480
Everything got according to plan and then they got out of there and I was like, oh,

594
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,880
where was the heist?

595
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,800
Beverly, I know that you can write a heist.

596
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,600
Maybe it was just a little treat, a little snack.

597
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,400
She's like, I know what you guys have been through, all these kidnappings.

598
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,400
This is just a little treat.

599
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:54,400
He's just going to pamper her and bathe her and give her massages and spoil her and then

600
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,400
it's just going to all work out.

601
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400
I mean, it was fine.

602
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,400
The relationship was good.

603
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:08,280
The villains did be villaining only to get really some not great ends.

604
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,360
Not great in the sense that they deserve them.

605
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,760
And then there was an axe murder that you find out about.

606
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,000
And you're like, oh, like it was it was foreshadowed.

607
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,800
Beverly still Beverly.

608
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,800
It still happens.

609
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:23,800
Beverly still Beverly.

610
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,800
Just in the background.

611
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,600
Yeah, I was like, okay, sure.

612
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,680
I did appreciate Juliana Levesque pulling up.

613
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,560
I was like, hey, Queen, missed you.

614
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560
Love you.

615
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,560
She was like, let me take you.

616
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,560
Great to see you again.

617
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,560
She's an icon.

618
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,560
She's a legend.

619
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,560
She is a moment.

620
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,560
So yeah, it was a vibe.

621
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:47,560
Again, wasn't a favorite, but it was a vibe.

622
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,560
Nice.

623
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:49,560
What else do I have here?

624
00:30:49,560 --> 00:31:01,200
I've already read that series and I don't feel like talking about it.

625
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,760
I read The Duke Gets Desperate by Dan and Quincy.

626
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,760
It was an arc.

627
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,160
It comes out September 26th.

628
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,160
So it's in a while.

629
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,840
I won't say too much about it.

630
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:19,200
But basically, like he's been like, I guess, disinherited like twice.

631
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,600
Like his father died.

632
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,920
And so he's obviously a Duke.

633
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:31,240
His father, the Duke, died, left everything or like left the castle to his like new wife.

634
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,280
So the hero was like miffed about it.

635
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,760
But he's like, okay, when she dies, I will get it.

636
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,320
And that was like understood.

637
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:45,440
So he like had the surrounding lands and then she had the castle and then she dies, starts

638
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,960
out at her funeral.

639
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,200
And then you find out that he was also not given it this time around.

640
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,360
He is angry about it.

641
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:59,480
He's a wee bit dickish about it, but it worked.

642
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:07,440
And so then you find out that the second wife gave the castle to the heroine.

643
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,720
She had no clue it was coming.

644
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,740
She was like in business with her family.

645
00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:14,520
Her brother was like trying to like force it out of the business.

646
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:20,020
And then she like went to this funeral and realized she now has a castle.

647
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:24,320
And since he has the lands and she has the castle, it's like a symbiotic relationship

648
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,440
because all the money the castle would make would be from the lands, stuff like that.

649
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,360
And so they have to like work together.

650
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,960
He wants to buy it, but he doesn't have the money.

651
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,200
It's a whole thing.

652
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,200
And they just hate each other, but they're so attracted to each other.

653
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:46,880
There's a scene that like they're just like making out, but they're so angry about it.

654
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,680
And it lives in my mind.

655
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,880
Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith energy.

656
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,640
Like it just, they were so angry, but it was hot.

657
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,640
It was good.

658
00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:02,440
It was like just really, it was just a really good story, I thought.

659
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:07,120
And whenever there's like the forced cohabitation of like the castle and all that, there was

660
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,120
like a good drunk scene.

661
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,120
It was just, it was so fun.

662
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,720
His little angsty at the end.

663
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,720
He was down so bad.

664
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,880
I loved it.

665
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,680
So yeah, mark your list for September.

666
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,280
I had a marvelous time.

667
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:32,120
Yeah, I guess I said, I'm like, I was going to keep talking.

668
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,960
I don't have any more words.

669
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,960
Call me Ariel.

670
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960
I have no words.

671
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,640
So true.

672
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,280
I just before this call was like, I have to stop saying that phrase because I've said

673
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280
it so many times.

674
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,280
Like it's not funny anymore.

675
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280
I just keep saying it.

676
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,280
And yet here we are.

677
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280
Here we are.

678
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:55,720
Anyway, the last one I've got, because honestly, God, I don't feel like going back to my June

679
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,720
Reads.

680
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,720
So we're just sticking with July.

681
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:08,160
I read Knockout by Sarah Maclean, which comes out at the end of August.

682
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:12,640
I understand that especially these later Sarah Maclean's are not for all historical romance

683
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,640
readers.

684
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:18,640
Some folks just don't vibe with like the really overt aggressive like take down the power.

685
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:24,760
Which is funny because I vibe with these more than I like her old ones.

686
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,760
Sure.

687
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,960
And there I was just recently having a discussion with people that were like, that's too.

688
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,160
Because I saw so many people hating on bombshell.

689
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,480
And I'm like, do we read the same book?

690
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,480
Because he fucks.

691
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
He's hot.

692
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Can you look at who?

693
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:42,160
I see or just that it's not as interesting as the more kind of subtle.

694
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,160
I guess.

695
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,160
Yeah.

696
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:49,600
Which, you know, if that's what you're here for, peace and love.

697
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,600
I love that for you.

698
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,600
I love a good, subtle historical as well.

699
00:34:53,600 --> 00:35:00,680
However, do I eat up a secret society of ladies carrying out vigilante justice?

700
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,680
Yes, I do.

701
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,360
I'm a wild Winchester stand in my court.

702
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,360
That's not ladies, but you know.

703
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,360
Vibes.

704
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,360
Vibes.

705
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,360
I listen.

706
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,360
Listen.

707
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,360
The dynamic.

708
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:20,360
The dynamic of just a little chaos goblin.

709
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:26,760
And a starchy detective who is so obsessed with said chaos goblin, but also is so stressed

710
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,760
about it.

711
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,760
Yeah.

712
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,760
And he's like kind of mad.

713
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,040
But it's also like, I will put my life on the line.

714
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,080
And God forbid you put your life on the line.

715
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,400
That is the most like that is the worst thing.

716
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,400
You can do so bad.

717
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,160
He got so he was like, what the hell are you doing?

718
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,480
And then he got angry at side character.

719
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,960
He's like, you let her do this.

720
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,960
They're like, he's like, oh my God.

721
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,960
We didn't know.

722
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,680
He's like, I will murder everyone here.

723
00:35:54,680 --> 00:36:00,200
Like if she gets hurt, I will kill you so hard.

724
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:08,560
And he I he I was picturing him as the detective from Miss Scarlet and the Duke, except the

725
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560
detective in that show is Scottish.

726
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,480
And that did kind of throw me off because I had to stop.

727
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,880
I kept hearing that guy talk and I was like, wait, he's not Scottish.

728
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,680
Let me imagine Mary Jane Wells voice doing the voice that she did for him in the audiobooks.

729
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,680
Yeah, the whole thing.

730
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:29,200
However, Detective Inspector Thomas Peck would have a great day if I had anything to say

731
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,560
if I ever ran into Detective Inspector Thomas back, he would have a fantastic day.

732
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,600
You have a terrible day because Imogen would blow you up.

733
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,800
That's true.

734
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,200
That's true.

735
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,960
She would not hesitate.

736
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,560
But maybe maybe you'd have a great like hour before it.

737
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:49,080
Maybe she will tell me you would never let's be real.

738
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,080
You would not.

739
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,520
There's not a chance.

740
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:57,940
He already didn't realize how into him everyone is.

741
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:58,940
He's like, I don't know.

742
00:36:58,940 --> 00:36:59,940
I have the objective idea.

743
00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:02,200
Like, I guess I'm attractive.

744
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:07,080
I love when I'm like, I want to eat you whole.

745
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,080
I have nothing.

746
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,080
I'm nothing.

747
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:13,280
I the vibe is when you can't really talk about because everyone needs to experience it for

748
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,280
the first time.

749
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,280
It's hard.

750
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,280
Yeah, it's got that good.

751
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,360
Like, it's also just so chaotically like the things that happen.

752
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:25,960
You couldn't like a million dollars brothel where I was like, that's like, what?

753
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:31,240
Like, for a million dollars, I would never have guessed that anything that was coming

754
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,680
in that I was like, what the f***?

755
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,480
That was wild.

756
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:40,520
It was big a cab energy, which you don't expect because he's a detective.

757
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:45,240
Like, there's a mystery.

758
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:51,800
And then and then and then you get to the teaser for book four.

759
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Oh, God.

760
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,800
Yeah.

761
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,800
I am so excited.

762
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:57,800
Yeah.

763
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,800
Yeah.

764
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:08,240
Big, big image and loveless stand over here.

765
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:12,360
Every time there was a sentence that was like Detective Inspector Thomas Peck was having

766
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,360
a very bad day.

767
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,840
I was like, that's a direct quote.

768
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:22,320
That's exactly what I sounded like.

769
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320
It was it was a good book.

770
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,360
The only thing I didn't like was that he was really caught up on the class difference.

771
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,720
He got over it.

772
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:33,080
It took him a while, but that's never my favorite trope.

773
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,040
That one that always grates on me.

774
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,000
So like, but I still give it five.

775
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I mean, it was still a great book.

776
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,280
Yeah, there were just so many parts of that book that were just so unexpected.

777
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,600
So wonderful.

778
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,640
I think I talked about I think I ended up cutting it from the episode to say because

779
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,880
it was a super long episode.

780
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:57,640
I read an Earl to Remember by Stacey Reed.

781
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,640
Maybe I left it in.

782
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:06,040
It's basically like if you wanted to write a book for me, write this book and be Stacey

783
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:14,200
Reed, because the two things overboard and Stacey Reed together are like my like 100

784
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,000
percent my hopes, dreams, wishes.

785
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,040
Like if I had a genie, all three wishes would go to this.

786
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,400
Like, sorry, world peace.

787
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,840
And Earl to Remember by Stacey Reed.

788
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,560
Like it is the book.

789
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:31,040
And the funny thing is, is that I love Overboard so much.

790
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,040
We all know this.

791
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,320
But the funny thing was reading some reviews, people were like, what the hell?

792
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,440
Like, why is he so why is he so like, why is he so bad?

793
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,800
I'm like, just girls who get it, get it.

794
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,880
And girls who don't don't.

795
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,120
And that is my official statement, because it was perfect.

796
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,120
It was so good.

797
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,480
It was so hot.

798
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,800
It just it was so perfect.

799
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,720
I again, it's just overboard.

800
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,600
He is a nasty Earl.

801
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,880
He's like having to going to have a threesome.

802
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,880
He thinks she's in on the threesome.

803
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,240
She's the caterer on his like houseboat.

804
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,560
He has a horrible mistress.

805
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,520
She pushes him off the boat.

806
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,520
He gets amnesia.

807
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,720
She like rescues him.

808
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:20,080
And she's like, the funny thing is that in the movie, he like takes Goldie Hawn as like

809
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,880
a little bit of revenge.

810
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:26,480
But like in the book, because they like they like made out like once like he like thought

811
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,880
she was in on this threesome.

812
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,240
And she was kind of like, I mean, he's hot, but like, I'm not.

813
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:36,080
But also, so he has the only thing he remembers is when he sees her is that they like had

814
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,080
a passionate affair.

815
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,200
It didn't go any farther than that.

816
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,280
But in his mind, he like knows what she feels and tastes like.

817
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,400
So he's like, I know her.

818
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,480
I have had intimate knowledge of her.

819
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,600
So she's immediately ruined.

820
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,480
She's like, I like you.

821
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:53,480
That's not me.

822
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,480
Like, you don't know me.

823
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,600
And he's like, no, actually, I know.

824
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,600
I know you.

825
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,840
Like, I don't know much, but I know you.

826
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,880
And so she has to like claim him as her husband, like her husband's that they got married like

827
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,360
super fast because she'd be ruined otherwise.

828
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,900
So I thought that was really fun.

829
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,280
It was just a really great book.

830
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,600
I eat up amnesia.

831
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,800
So no surprises there.

832
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,720
I just was like this is like one of my most anticipated reads for the year.

833
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:25,720
And it delivered.

834
00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,560
Boy, did it deliver.

835
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:34,640
So that's all I've got.

836
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,640
And like the food content.

837
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:40,240
And then she's got like the little she's got her siblings.

838
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:43,880
So then, oh, yeah.

839
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,880
And then he cooks for her.

840
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,240
It's a whole thing.

841
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,200
So when is that out?

842
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,200
I don't even know.

843
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,160
It's out in my heart.

844
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,200
August 22nd.

845
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,080
So go for it.

846
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,080
Knockout.

847
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,360
What a great day.

848
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,560
What a great day.

849
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,560
August 22nd is going to be.

850
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,600
Yeah, I love that book so much.

851
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Stacy, she's her writing.

852
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,600
I love it.

853
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:16,240
I guess you don't have any you don't have any more you.

854
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,240
Nice.

855
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:20,720
Let me see if I do unplug my phone.

856
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,240
Bebidi babidi babidi bebidi boo boo.

857
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:25,780
Bibbidi babidi boo.

858
00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:30,680
But if it were scat jazz.

859
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:35,440
Wait, that would kind of hit somebody who can just scat.

860
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,440
I was like, I can't.

861
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,880
I don't know, Bibbidi babidi boo for us.

862
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:48,800
I read A Lady for a Duke, which is great. I'll be talking about it more in a future

863
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,560
episode so I don't need to talk about it now. You've already talked about it, but it was

864
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:58,840
so good. So I read that one. That one was on my TBR for ages. I did read the first three

865
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:03,800
Maiden Lanes that I hadn't read. Wicked Intentions, Notorious Pleasures, and Scandalous Desires.

866
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:09,520
Of the three Wicked Intentions is my favorite of those. I really enjoyed that one. It's

867
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:16,560
a fun book. It was really fun. It's wild. It was wild. The third act of that book is

868
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:26,160
actually insane. There's no reason for that to happen. I was like, whoa. It's also one

869
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:34,080
of my favorite examples of the historical romance hero who's like, oh, I have these

870
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:42,200
dark, twisted sexual proclivities. In his defense, he is touch averse to that out of

871
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,080
layer to it, but for the most part, it's just that he likes to tie up and blindfold his

872
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:51,280
partners. And it's like, my dude, that's just bondage.

873
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:56,360
And then unfortunately, people are being murdered in that fashion and he's like, oh shit. Yeah,

874
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:01,840
that's rough for him. That's really rough for him. I think my favorite part was it was

875
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,040
a great, this isn't even, it was just a great murder mystery. I was like, what the fuck

876
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:13,800
is happening? But I just love how he was so uninterested in love until he found her. And

877
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:19,640
then he was just so hurt at the end. He was just so, he was down so bad, but he stood

878
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:26,400
up for himself. It's like, I deserve it. It was Lazarus. Lazarus. Well, cause then he

879
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:32,960
shows up in, I think it's that Duke of sin, the crazy one I read for the Valentine episode,

880
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:39,440
cause his name is Valentine Napier. Whoa. Lazarus shows up. So I had read Duke of sin

881
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:46,240
before this one because the heroin of that has some connection to that family. My review

882
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:53,760
of Duke of sin. Well shit. I mean, that stands. What a crazy book. I mean, yeah, I, everything

883
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,600
that I've learned about me in lane, cause I've only read the first one, but everything

884
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:03,120
is like, huh? Honestly, because then like this number two could have technically worked

885
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:09,200
for like our, like, like a love triangle situation, but I didn't enjoy it as much. Scandalous

886
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:15,920
desires was the charming, charming Mickey. The river pirate. River pirate. It was an interesting

887
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:20,400
book. It wasn't my favorite. Um, I actually will just never recover from his character

888
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:27,680
introduction. The introduction hit so hard. There was, we've, I'm, I don't remember if

889
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:31,360
you left it in whatever episode we were discussing. No, it's in the, it's in the bonus episode.

890
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,160
Okay. So if you're subscribed to the newsletter, you can listen to the bonus episode. Our entire

891
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:42,320
unedited. Um, so we don't have to talk about it now, but Jesus Christ, nothing hit me.

892
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,640
That smacked me across the face. There's no reason for Elizabeth to have written that.

893
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:51,120
No, because then I like, cause like I said, I think in our last episode, like I saw that

894
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,560
character, she was happily married. I was like, Oh, that's cute. And then he was bad

895
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,400
at sex. I was like, Oh, I understand now. I see how this is always going to start. Marked

896
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:04,240
for death. If you worked for death, you won't go down on her. So in the daylight hours and

897
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:10,120
wouldn't go down on her. Like it, I mean, don't do that if you want to stay alive, I

898
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:15,400
mean, um, so like the setup, I think was just like the book itself was, is very good. I

899
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:21,200
liked a lot of it. Um, I know, I'm not sure if I liked Ashford McNabb's accent for him.

900
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:26,520
It wasn't my favorite. And then the audio book itself, I lost some steam because I was

901
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:32,120
getting to their first sex scene and then it just skipped over. Like it, yeah, it was

902
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,680
like, she was like feeling him up. And then it was just like, they woke up, he woke up

903
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:41,960
from a dream and she was next to him. And I'm like, did Elizabeth Hoyt give me closed

904
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:47,960
door? I was like, what? I was scandalized. And then I was like, I was like, rewind it.

905
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:52,240
I was like, what am I missing? So I listened to it again. I was like, no, that's not right.

906
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,160
And then I kept listening. I was like, what, like there was, how are, like they talked

907
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:00,680
about having sex. I was like, huh? And so then I go to my, my physical copy, lo and

908
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:07,120
behold, they cut five pages of the sex scene and I was like, where'd it go? So I keep listening.

909
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:13,600
And then you get to a part where he's literally like pulling out of her or actually, no, he's

910
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,680
staying inside of her and they're going to bed. He's like, I'm just going to stay here.

911
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,800
It's fine. Um, and then you, and then, and then the next scene cuts to the sex scene

912
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,040
that was cut. So then she's now just like feeling him up again. They haven't had sex.

913
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,480
Penis is not in that vagina. And I'm like, why is this happening? And then there was

914
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:34,360
a dream that he had. And then that dream is then pasted like at the end of it, like that

915
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:39,920
editor, whoever edited that audio book. And it's been out for a long time now. I don't

916
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:46,000
know what happened, but it kind of harsh, the vibe a little bit. I was like, it was

917
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:54,240
4 AM. I was so confused and I was just like, oh, what is happening? We got there eventually.

918
00:47:54,240 --> 00:48:01,320
I had just read it physically for that scene. And then I piece it all together, but who

919
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:08,880
knows? Um, yeah, crazy book, crazy times were had. And if you listen to the audio book,

920
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:21,800
just know it ain't right. It ain't correct. So that happened. And recently, uh, yeah.

921
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:27,040
Okay. So I read a nobleman's guide to seducing a scoundrel like KJ Charles. Again, that's

922
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:32,880
an arc. I haven't written my review yet, which sucks for me because that is daunting because

923
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:38,080
like it's so hard to write book like reviews about books you love. Like, it's just so hard.

924
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,000
And I finished it. I was like, that was perfect. That's all. That's all I've got. Like it was

925
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,640
just, it was perfect. Yeah. Everything that happened in the country lives, secret gentlemen

926
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:53,080
was just like amplified, like the romance, like this one just like it was just so good.

927
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:57,440
Like the one character, like I said, it was like Luke, who is the 13 year old in secret

928
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:01,320
lives of country gentlemen. And then it's 13 years later. So he's like 26. And then

929
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:08,040
there's a, what is he seeing Earl? Yeah, Earl. Um, so I went back and reread a part of the

930
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,320
secret lives of country gentlemen. And it like introduces like the characters of this

931
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:16,880
book there. They're like the, he's like the Earl of Oxney and they like come up in that

932
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,680
one. Um, and just like the relationship, Luke is he's scheming and you don't know what his

933
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:27,840
scheme is. And then like it gets revealed and things happen. And the appalt, the groveling

934
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:36,240
here was key. It was a really good gravel. Um, it was just so good. And it was hot. I

935
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:41,180
think it was hotter than book one. The relationship hit harder for me. I loved the, like the high

936
00:49:41,180 --> 00:49:47,880
civil, like everything that they were doing is just, it was so good. And I am terrified

937
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:54,200
of writing review, which is okay, I guess. Best position to be in, I suppose. Um, and

938
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:59,920
then just the other one, the last one would be diary, diary of an accidental wallflower

939
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:06,240
by Jennifer McQuiston. Um, Jennifer McQuiston is an author that I have loved one of her

940
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:11,320
books. It was What Happens in Scotland, another amnesia. They have a one night stand. She

941
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:17,560
like wakes up in his bed. Um, she proceeds to knock him out with a toilet because she's

942
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:22,000
like, what the fuck happened? And then the entire day is them like piecing together what

943
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,200
happens the night before. He didn't have amnesia until she hit him in the head. And then he

944
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,800
had amnesia was because it's just like, like they were like so drunk. So it was like they're

945
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:35,680
blackout. Like what did we do when we were blackout? Um, and that book, ooh, again, another

946
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,640
like, if you were to write a book for me, it's that one. Um, so diary of an accidental

947
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:47,120
wallflower. Um, she was like a like a kind of a mean girl, not really. He's a hot doctor.

948
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:53,640
Um, she gets attacked by a goose, um, twists her ankle. So she's a wallflower. She has

949
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:59,080
to stand in the wallflower line. And then the lady who's hosting the ball, um, her private

950
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,920
doctor is there and she's like ailing. So he's there to make sure she stays okay. Um,

951
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:08,200
and so then he like checks on her ankle and they just, they fall in love throughout the

952
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:13,800
book and it was really good. He was a hot, he was hot. He was a hot doctor. And I just

953
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:18,800
really liked the, the mean girl characters and seeing them. And she, it wasn't even really

954
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,520
that mean. She was just kind of like stuck up a little bit, um, and didn't think that

955
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:29,600
she could ever lower herself to a mere doctor. Um, but it was really fun. And then her, one

956
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:36,200
of her sisters is the heroine of the next book. Um, yeah, it was, it was really good.

957
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:44,840
So that's all I got, but expect more on the other books as I read them. And then that,

958
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,600
that's all we read and that's all she wrote.

959
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,160
Yep. I got nothing else.

960
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:56,720
No, currently reading Dreaming of You. I'm excited for that. For that episode of every,

961
00:51:56,720 --> 00:52:00,000
like people keep swiping up on my Instagram and being like, this is your first time. I'm

962
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,480
like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Well, there you have it. Go forth, listen to Dreaming

963
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:12,920
of You and stream Speak Now, Taylor's version to prepare for the next episode. So long,

964
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:24,200
farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, adieu. Adieu. Adieu. And you, and you.

965
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:28,800
I just, you needed to finish that out. I needed to get to the rhyme.

