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(Auto-generated)Welcome back, welcome back everybody.

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Back from a commercial break.

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This is the Laughing Matters podcast and you are you and I am W.S.

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Walker and I will be your host and captain of this ship.

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So yeah, sorry about that.

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I know that was loud at the beginning.

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I actually okay, so I had the idea to do a joke at the opening like, you know, something

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like tonight show it in.

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But that was such a good simple reminder of what it is that I hope to be the end goal

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of you learning all of this stuff about the breaking laugh and the genuine laugh.

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And man, those those two are so huge and so important to changing so much about yourself

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and you know, to finding that true happiness.

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You know, I want that for you.

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And you may not know that that's something that I hold as a personal goal is I want as

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many of you out there pursuing real happiness because so many of you are going after this

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ephemeral stuff and just dumping time and energy and focus into it.

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And it's just it doesn't last like your ripples do.

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You know, it does not last like your fireworks do.

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If you're confused about either of those two statements, go back and listen to the

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book man started episode one.

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It's kind of quintessential.

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In many ways, I was thinking about doing this joke and I just I thought about it for a split

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second.

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I was like, ha ha ha ha.

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You know, I laughed about it just for a split second and then I was like, yeah, but that's

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mean that'll hurt their ears.

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And it was almost immediate.

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And it usually is when I have an idea for a funny joke or something to that effect.

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I I actually use a coping mechanism myself.

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I've never told you guys about there's there's this character in my head that happens.

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I think it's it's probably a result of spending so much time focused on comedy right before

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I found all of this.

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And so there is a stand up comedian version.

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He's he's kind of a mix between a stand up comedian and a table writer.

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But it's this room that he's in.

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I know.

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I swear I'm not crazy.

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This is actually once I get to the end of it, you'll realize how sane of a way to deal

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with this.

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This is.

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But back when I did comedy, I worked really blue.

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So this character has a tendency to either bring up the it will bring up jokes that will

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bring about the breaking laugh.

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He pretty much has a hold on most of those.

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And I don't know if you've seen Spider-Man 2, the one with Doc Ock and Tobey Maguire and

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Alfred Molina.

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Phenomenal awesome superhero movie.

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Anyways, the Doc's loft apartment that overlooks Central Park.

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I only know that because I played the game like a thousand times.

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The apartment window that there's several scenes that take place there.

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There's the scene where Parker goes and has a meal there with Doc Ock and he's giving

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him advice on dating.

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And there's this scene where Doc does his big presentation and which the accident happens

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he gets fused to his arms.

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Anyways, remember that room has this just it's basically one giant arch, the ceilings

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and constant movement to the other end.

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And it has this big floor to ceiling glass window and windows lining it.

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So in my head, that room exists.

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And in the center of it, it's an empty room, hardwood floors, and it's got a platform.

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It's got a little podium.

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In the space of a second or maybe two seconds, I'll hear a door open in my brain.

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I'm like, Oh no, I'll hear that echoey sound of footsteps walking through that room and

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hard sole shoes, clopping along to the podium steps up there and taps that mic and delivers

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usually something that makes me laugh but immediately goes, I'm not saying that.

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I'm not doing that.

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No.

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But that is my hope for you is that you have yourself a little room after this, that you

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have that part of you that was you before you knew, you know, that mean streak in you

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that that just didn't.

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It's not the you know, we're discompassionately like I don't care.

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You didn't know.

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None of us knew.

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We had little inklings and we have moments where like, um, and don't feel right about

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it, but for the large part, we didn't know.

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And if we did, we defensively ignored it.

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So I hope that for you.

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I hope I use my room if you need to.

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Take a second.

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Feel free to laugh at it.

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You thought it up.

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It's probably clever.

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But at the end of it, take the part that goes, oh, and and listen to that.

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Go with that.

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You know, no, not saying that.

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Not doing that.

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Best of both worlds.

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You get a laugh at your joke and well, maybe not the best of both worlds.

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I know you want to tell the joke.

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You want to do that prank and get the laughs, but it's not worth it.

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But for what it puts out there, other ones.

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So yeah, my gift to you, a way of coping with the breaking life.

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Now that said onward, because we have another reason to toast God with water.

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A couple of episodes ago, I mentioned that I toast with water.

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I explained myself pretty thoroughly, but I didn't, I didn't think about because there

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was other stuff that was in my brain when I made that decision that I knew about water

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that I didn't bother to bring up just because it wasn't directly related to the whole stigma

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surrounding toasting with water.

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There are so many more reasons to do it than that.

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And I don't know if it was in the book at the time that I recorded the episode for that

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chapter.

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But I have written about the Motos water experiments, you know, where he did the rice jars and it

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shocks me how often I run across people that don't know about these experiments, which

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were mildly discredited.

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I mean, they're not.

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It wasn't like they were like, no, this is wrong.

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They're like, well, you had to take thousands of pictures to find ones that were in focus.

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Yes, because it's photography at a molecular level.

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That is really difficult to do and it's difficult to get proper photos.

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But there are also videos of this happening.

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And it's especially cool on video because they adjust the field of focus.

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So you get to see the bottom of the crystal and the middle and then the top and see the

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whole design of it, which is just insanely gorgeous.

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A lot of the time, I'm pretty sure we've been over this, but if not look up those experiments

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because you want to see the pictures, you want to see the videos.

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It's just phenomenal looking.

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But there's also been a lot of support that water doesn't just have memory.

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It actually shapes to influence at a molecular structural level.

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What happens to water?

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What it passes through the turns?

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Even the turns and its flow path are recorded in water's molecular structure.

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But it all kind of supports that we affect water.

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And just as importantly, water affects us in the way that it was affected.

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There was a situation with a scientist where they dropped an ample poison into the feeding

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water of lab rats.

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And if you don't know what an ample is, it's this glass vial container.

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And it didn't break.

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It was completely unaffected by the fall, the water broke its fall, but there were other

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scientists in the lab and that scientist that dropped it didn't want to come to the mistake.

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He didn't really need to fish it out.

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It was intact.

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And so he left it in there for like three days.

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And then they used the water as the drinking water for the lab mice.

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And it killed several lab mice, but never broke.

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There was never a leak.

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It never got out.

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It simply influenced the water by being there.

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This sounds like pseudoscience, guys.

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This is stuff that we have observed in physical science.

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We just, we don't know.

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We don't know what causes it.

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So it's left up in the air.

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It's still up to conjecture and theory and just like, tag on near everything is.

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If it turns out that there's something else that makes the math fit better, guess what

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we're going to follow.

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And if you look at any map of waterways, you'll notice it has this serpentine movement that

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it constantly tries to carve out of whatever it's flowing down.

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Look at the rivers, look at creek maps.

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It's not big on straight lines.

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It's not big on hard, right or left turns.

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It tries to float, gentle sloping and that movement, which is kind of a manifestation

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of what it is, that gets recorded too.

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That amplifies what it is because it's recording what it is.

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I would imagine that would amplify it to some degree.

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It's fine tunes.

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But we don't get down like that.

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When it comes to pumping water out to our homes, it's all straightaways and hard left

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and right turns and get the occasional U-bend, but typically not too much on the way to get

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to our mouths.

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Bear in mind, that's after it gets violently forced through filtration.

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I mean, if you think of the act of filtration, it would be pretty violent on a molecular

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structure, right?

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And the whole time it's going, it's passing cities, it's passing towns, it's passing

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everything that's going on.

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Countless homes, cell phones, computers.

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Water, by the way, does not do super well with computers.

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Don't know if you know that.

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On a molecular structure level, having water near a computer, well, it makes them one of

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the less attractive breeze patterns.

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But yeah, it runs past those buildings with hundreds of people working jobs that they

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don't like, forcing it down straightaways and violence at every single turn.

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Yeah, it's no wonder we're kind of screwed up.

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Even the spring water, man.

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Not quite as bad, but think of the bottling process.

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So yeah, you might be toasting with not the best wine in the world, but it has memory.

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And right before you're putting it inside yourself, you're lifting it to your creator.

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You're expressing gratitude to him.

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And then you're putting it inside you.

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So just one more reason to toast with water.

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Now, this is a total side note, but this was something actually kind of cool that they

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brought up that I had read a little bit on, but I checked it out afterwards and it's pretty

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cool.

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So there was a scientist called Alexander Chvesky.

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It's somewhere in the late 1930s.

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I don't think anybody's really sure.

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Most of Chvesky's theories were focused primarily on the physical effects of the sun's influence

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on our world, on skin pigmentation, on electricity usage, heartbeat, the chemical composition

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of blood.

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Basically, how our nerve centers respond.

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And he put out a thesis that says that the sun directly affects the course of history,

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which is, I mean, it's an interesting read.

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I don't know how much it lines up, but not my field of study.

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That's okay.

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But one of the cool things that he came across during this study was what really caught my

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He liked to work with solar flares and sunspots and their effect on us.

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And one of the things he was studying was the way these bacteria reacted.

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One of the things he discovered was that bacteria had this tendency when sunspots, or particularly

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solar flares, they would reach this heightened state of excitability.

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But here's the crazy part.

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It takes roughly eight minutes for light to reach Earth, right?

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It does have a speed, it's not instantaneous.

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So about eight minutes.

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The moment the solar flare would happen, that's when their excitability started.

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So full eight minutes before anything traveling less than the speed of light reached us, and

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they're already going buck wild in the petri dish.

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This doesn't directly relate to anything in particular that I've talked about or that

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I'm bringing up in the future, other than, I guess, to support that there's so much that

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happens on levels that we don't understand.

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On levels outside of our plane of the three dimensions that we see and the sliver of the

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fourth dimension that we're stuck in time.

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So it seemed like the kind of thing that you guys might enjoy.

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If you enjoy my stuff, this might be up your alley too.

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It's one of those things that just says that time isn't just now.

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Time isn't just now.

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It spreads out and there is influence on levels that we don't quite understand.

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That spreads out amongst our place in time.

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And that's pretty much it for today.

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So definitely, we got the new website coming soon.

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Still The Laughing Matters dot com, but it's going to look a lot better.

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You can check me out on facebook.com slash I can help.

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You can check out the YouTube channel, guys.

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The YouTube channel is kind of awesome and I've kept it quiet, but I'm doing video versions

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of the first 11 chapters.

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Yeah.

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Which is the audio from this podcast.

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But the video version.

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So you've like the only people that have already heard it.

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So why am I pitching it to you?

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Whatever if you want to see it.

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It's cool.

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It's cool.

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It's done.

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Could help style.

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If you don't know what could help style, let us go to youtube dot com slash could help

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and check it out.

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It's how all this.

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Well, it's how the media end of all this started.

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I started writing the book a long time ago.

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But anyways, that is it for me.

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Try to be good to them.

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Be good for them.

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You're going to be fantastic, punks.

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This has been WS Walker.

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Make friends with safeguard favorites, authors shoemakers, complete

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content creators.