WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.160 all right value nation nation here we go another 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:06.960 episode very excited for this one i'm personally 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:09.519 calling it the jordan episode i don't know if 00:00:09.519 --> 00:00:11.119 she's gonna call it the jordan episode whenever 00:00:11.119 --> 00:00:13.660 she puts it out on all the platforms but that's 00:00:13.660 --> 00:00:15.279 what it is to me because this is our first ever 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:18.219 episode start to finish jordan on the screen 00:00:18.219 --> 00:00:21.359 let's get right into it jordan's gonna make us 00:00:21.359 --> 00:00:24.019 feel old i have a feeling i think she's gonna 00:00:24.019 --> 00:00:28.190 yeah she's gonna expose us on some current topics 00:00:28.190 --> 00:00:30.609 and what the the hip young ones are are talking 00:00:30.609 --> 00:00:33.229 about these days and i i have no clue so i i 00:00:33.229 --> 00:00:34.490 feel like i'm going to come out of this feeling 00:00:34.490 --> 00:00:36.409 like you know that grumpy old guy stuck in his 00:00:36.409 --> 00:00:39.469 generation no you've got all the riz my friend 00:00:39.469 --> 00:00:43.549 you should be just fine the wizard of oz i like 00:00:43.549 --> 00:00:47.049 to say i know everybody uses that one now that's 00:00:47.049 --> 00:00:49.649 that's how old i am but that's how old i am is 00:00:49.649 --> 00:00:55.200 the only one i have is wizard of oz I wish I 00:00:55.200 --> 00:00:59.659 was like the Zen guy. Turn the Gen Z slang word 00:00:59.659 --> 00:01:05.939 into a dat joke. Always. Always. I wish I was, 00:01:06.060 --> 00:01:08.260 you know, there's that Zen guy that comes up 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:11.579 with all the slang terms for Zens. You know, 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:14.700 the little nicotine pouches. Call them Zimbabwe's. 00:01:15.280 --> 00:01:18.180 Yeah, the Zen, the nicotine pouches. He's like, 00:01:18.239 --> 00:01:21.180 Zimbabwe. That's the only one I can remember 00:01:21.180 --> 00:01:24.010 because I'm old. So anyways, welcome, Jordan. 00:01:24.129 --> 00:01:26.689 Thank you for actually joining us, joining us 00:01:26.689 --> 00:01:28.310 instead of sitting back there and judging us 00:01:28.310 --> 00:01:34.310 from behind the camera. So wonderful to have 00:01:34.310 --> 00:01:36.890 you. All right. So what do you got for us today? 00:01:36.989 --> 00:01:39.890 Yeah, what's happening? Yeah, well, let's kick 00:01:39.890 --> 00:01:42.069 it off. I knew I knew we'd want to touch on this 00:01:42.069 --> 00:01:45.709 subject. Talk a little bit about your thoughts 00:01:45.709 --> 00:01:48.390 on the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift relationship. 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:53.540 That's a big, big topic right now. You think 00:01:53.540 --> 00:01:57.400 it's real? You think it's PR? I think it's PR. 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:00.599 I mean, I'm going to kick this off as somebody 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:04.819 obviously in Kansas City. And in love. Wait, 00:02:04.879 --> 00:02:07.900 wait, wait. Don't short shut yourself. Season 00:02:07.900 --> 00:02:11.699 ticket holder. You have banners. You have pictures 00:02:11.699 --> 00:02:14.599 with your kid. You got a Dom bottle back there 00:02:14.599 --> 00:02:18.370 all bedazzled in gold. Look, you're through and 00:02:18.370 --> 00:02:20.969 through, Casey. I mean, my first Chiefs game 00:02:20.969 --> 00:02:24.370 was in 1991. I mean, I've been – my first Chiefs 00:02:24.370 --> 00:02:26.870 game was before Jordan was born. It was in 1991. 00:02:28.069 --> 00:02:31.349 That's true. You're dating yourself. All right, 00:02:31.349 --> 00:02:34.430 so you're speaking for the fan faithful. I'm 00:02:34.430 --> 00:02:39.389 over it at this point on hearing about it, to 00:02:39.389 --> 00:02:42.909 be honest, because I live here and every Chiefs 00:02:42.909 --> 00:02:44.389 game, it's how many times do they get to show 00:02:44.389 --> 00:02:47.560 Taylor in the stands. I mean, it's just – It's 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:52.080 a drinking game at this point. I'm over it. I 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:56.379 think it's more of a PR type thing personally, 00:02:56.560 --> 00:02:59.360 like if the conspiracy theorist in me comes out. 00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:04.300 But I don't – the relationship itself doesn't 00:03:04.300 --> 00:03:06.740 bother me. Like I could care less. Like it's 00:03:06.740 --> 00:03:08.800 fine. I don't think it's a distraction. I think 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:12.219 everything's fine there. But I lean more towards 00:03:12.219 --> 00:03:15.219 – it benefits the NFL big time. because it's 00:03:15.219 --> 00:03:17.960 bringing way more female viewership to the NFL. 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:22.520 So that's my personal thoughts on it, but who 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:24.500 knows? I mean, it benefits your boy, too, because 00:03:24.500 --> 00:03:27.979 his jersey sales are through the roof. He's getting 00:03:27.979 --> 00:03:29.460 into a lot of restaurants he probably wouldn't 00:03:29.460 --> 00:03:33.819 normally. I mean, he's everywhere. He's literally 00:03:33.819 --> 00:03:36.479 on, what has he got, DirecTV, Capital One, and 00:03:36.479 --> 00:03:44.489 something else, all at the same time. Yeah. So, 00:03:44.489 --> 00:03:47.449 and what's she getting? I mean, what is, she's 00:03:47.449 --> 00:03:50.389 just maintaining her. She doesn't need anything 00:03:50.389 --> 00:03:53.030 out of it. I think she's, yeah, just a piece 00:03:53.030 --> 00:03:56.689 of the puzzle. But I mean, viewership for females 00:03:56.689 --> 00:03:59.789 is way up since that happened. Ticket sales on 00:03:59.789 --> 00:04:01.550 games when they like announced that she's going 00:04:01.550 --> 00:04:03.449 to be there, climb through the roof. Like we 00:04:03.449 --> 00:04:07.120 had to sell our tickets a few weeks ago. And 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:08.919 we sold them about a week and a half, two weeks 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:11.020 before the game. And we found out the day before 00:04:11.020 --> 00:04:12.599 the game, Taylor announced she was going to be 00:04:12.599 --> 00:04:14.360 there. We're like, gosh dang it, I wish we were 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:16.660 selling the tickets now because we could have 00:04:16.660 --> 00:04:19.959 gotten more. Yes, just the Taylor factor that 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:21.800 she – people just want to be in the same stadium 00:04:21.800 --> 00:04:24.540 as her. It's crazy. It's crazy. Breathe the same 00:04:24.540 --> 00:04:28.319 air. I don't get it. It's crazy. Up here where 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:32.259 the air is crisp in Taylor's world. All right, 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:34.399 Jordan, so what's your take on the whole thing? 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:38.569 Yeah, let's hear it. I first thought it was definitely 00:04:38.569 --> 00:04:40.990 PR. I'm not, I'm, I've never been a Swifty, so 00:04:40.990 --> 00:04:45.250 not, wouldn't ride on the train, but it feels 00:04:45.250 --> 00:04:48.209 more, maybe like it's more real now, but it does 00:04:48.209 --> 00:04:51.009 feel very, very PR. The fact that the NFL was 00:04:51.009 --> 00:04:53.529 like changing all their social medias to be like 00:04:53.529 --> 00:04:56.790 Taylor's version of whatever, like that felt 00:04:56.790 --> 00:05:01.240 very PR heavy. Yeah, they were quick to jump 00:05:01.240 --> 00:05:04.240 at that, right? I mean, the NFL is a big business. 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:06.980 They're going to be quick to jump on any opportunity. 00:05:08.100 --> 00:05:11.980 I think it's real, though. I do agree that. I 00:05:11.980 --> 00:05:16.459 think there's actually, like, it's not just a 00:05:16.459 --> 00:05:18.819 business thing. Right, but if they can make some 00:05:18.819 --> 00:05:22.319 more money while doing it, then, I mean, is that 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:24.420 not just the ultimate power couple? I mean, she 00:05:24.420 --> 00:05:26.259 can't sell any more tickets because she's sold 00:05:26.259 --> 00:05:31.620 out everywhere. She could help her man. Yeah. 00:05:32.360 --> 00:05:37.180 So the consensus is, okay, it's probably fake, 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:41.759 but it's not really bothering us. More or less. 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:49.399 Ask me to get in a month or two. We'll revisit. 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.720 We don't have to stay on this topic for too long, 00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:53.620 but I knew you were going to want to at least 00:05:53.620 --> 00:05:59.420 talk about it. No. You're over it. We're done. 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:02.120 All right. Well, we can get into my first little 00:06:02.120 --> 00:06:09.079 topic. Have you guys heard of girl math? Yes. 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:14.040 I've seen an IG video on it. It's not quite calculating 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:16.500 for me, though. Okay, I have some examples. So 00:06:16.500 --> 00:06:22.040 if I go to the store and I pay in cash, it's 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:26.139 free. What? Cash doesn't count. If it's in cash, 00:06:26.300 --> 00:06:30.779 it's free. I almost choked on my iced beverage. 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:35.240 Because you're not putting it on a credit card? 00:06:35.660 --> 00:06:38.439 Yeah. It's not coming out of my bank account. 00:06:38.819 --> 00:06:42.040 I already have the cash. If it's not affecting 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:47.000 my bank account, it's free. For example, my Starbucks 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:50.300 app. If I already have money loaded in the app, 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:54.519 then my drink is free. Oh my god. I don't even 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:58.079 know what to say to this. The money's already 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:00.160 gone. It's already out of my account. You know? 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:06.360 If I buy something and I return it, I've been 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:11.300 made money. You've been made money, yeah. Wait, 00:07:11.819 --> 00:07:13.639 wait, wait. But what happens if you don't get 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:17.079 the taxes back? You only get what the cost of 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:19.040 the item was. So you actually lost money. You 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:21.420 get taxes back. You know? You get everything 00:07:21.420 --> 00:07:25.500 back. No. I think you get everything back. Or, 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:28.920 like, you say you buy something online, you don't 00:07:28.920 --> 00:07:31.500 get shipping back. Right. Quit making this more 00:07:31.500 --> 00:07:34.899 complicated, Dad. Wait, hold on a second. Girl 00:07:34.899 --> 00:07:37.800 Math is making this crap. Yeah, I know. I understand 00:07:37.800 --> 00:07:40.319 what she said. And, like, I saw this just the 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:42.420 other day, which thankfully I did, so I'm not 00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:45.259 flying completely blind here. But, like, at first 00:07:45.259 --> 00:07:47.399 I thought it was going to be, well, I went shopping 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:49.939 and, you know, this was on sale. It was marked 00:07:49.939 --> 00:07:54.279 20 % off, so I bought two other things. So basically, 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:56.339 it's all three for the price of one, but it's 00:07:56.339 --> 00:07:58.620 like, no, your percentage math was terrible here. 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.339 You spent $100 more than you would have just 00:08:01.339 --> 00:08:03.420 buying the one at full price, but you bought 00:08:03.420 --> 00:08:06.540 three because they were 20 % off. So I'm saving 00:08:06.540 --> 00:08:11.779 money. Please get my money. If it's something 00:08:11.779 --> 00:08:14.720 I'm going to buy later at full price, but I buy 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:19.199 an extra of it now at 30 % off, then I've saved 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:24.639 future me money. So time is linear. Yeah, sure. 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:30.060 Sure. Alright, so this is not like a new thing 00:08:30.060 --> 00:08:31.379 either, right? This is like something that's 00:08:31.379 --> 00:08:33.299 been around for a while? No, I think it's definitely 00:08:33.299 --> 00:08:37.360 been around, but maybe the term and like actually 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:40.960 conceptualizing it is new. But this has been 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:45.100 girls' thought process always, I think. Since 00:08:45.100 --> 00:08:47.419 the beginning, but now all of a sudden it's finally 00:08:47.419 --> 00:08:51.019 come to light with the girl math pairing. Yes. 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:56.039 Lord. I really need to consult my wife on this 00:08:56.039 --> 00:08:59.039 one. If she's up to girl math and I'm not aware 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:06.440 of it, oh my goodness. Yeah. If my daughter comes 00:09:06.440 --> 00:09:09.700 up to me and was like, check out this new jacket 00:09:09.700 --> 00:09:12.080 I got. Guess what? That was free. I was like, 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:13.279 what do you mean it was free? She's like, well, 00:09:13.299 --> 00:09:15.860 I had the cash, so it was free. I'm going to 00:09:15.860 --> 00:09:19.639 instantly grow about 50 % more gray hairs. Well, 00:09:19.659 --> 00:09:21.200 yeah, the accountant in you is going to lose 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:26.519 it. yeah you got me on this like i am completely 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:31.779 confused this is how this is a thing but i think 00:09:31.779 --> 00:09:34.519 it's just to make us feel better about our spending 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:39.299 habits okay to rationalize spending somebody 00:09:39.299 --> 00:09:42.779 so somebody that shops at target a lot probably 00:09:42.779 --> 00:09:47.700 came up with this crap yeah oh god okay all right 00:09:47.700 --> 00:09:51.419 girl math I'm sure there's a boy math version. 00:09:54.220 --> 00:10:01.139 Boy math is math. It's just math. Debits and 00:10:01.139 --> 00:10:05.059 credits, man. Parentheses and non -parentheses. 00:10:05.559 --> 00:10:09.840 I mean, I love the approach. I like it. Whatever 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:13.159 makes you feel better about yourself. It's a 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:17.460 freebie if you have cash in hand. Oh my gosh. 00:10:17.500 --> 00:10:20.440 I think that's the psychology behind it. I'm 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:23.200 not going to lie. I might lose a little street 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:25.399 cred here, but I do kind of understand what you're 00:10:25.399 --> 00:10:30.299 saying. So like, for example, like earlier in 00:10:30.299 --> 00:10:32.679 the summer, played in a golf tournament. Well, 00:10:32.720 --> 00:10:34.019 this doesn't count because I actually did win 00:10:34.019 --> 00:10:39.100 that money. Okay, let's say I take out cash because 00:10:39.100 --> 00:10:40.360 I'm going to the golf course and I'm thinking 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:42.950 about betting some of the guys or whatever. So 00:10:42.950 --> 00:10:44.669 then, but that doesn't end up happening. So say 00:10:44.669 --> 00:10:46.809 I got like 200 bucks in my, in my wallet and 00:10:46.809 --> 00:10:49.409 I don't use cash very often. So a month or two 00:10:49.409 --> 00:10:53.169 later, I still have that cash. I go out, I see 00:10:53.169 --> 00:10:54.269 something like, you know what? I'm going to use 00:10:54.269 --> 00:10:55.909 this cash to pay for it. So I don't really feel 00:10:55.909 --> 00:10:58.710 it leaving my bank account, which is the whole 00:10:58.710 --> 00:11:01.450 premise on that. Like that, that debit already 00:11:01.450 --> 00:11:04.570 happened a long time ago. So boom, I pay with 00:11:04.570 --> 00:11:05.990 the cash and it doesn't really feel like I lost 00:11:05.990 --> 00:11:07.529 anything. Cause I've been hanging onto that cash 00:11:07.529 --> 00:11:09.909 for a while. Yeah. That's the only way I can 00:11:09.909 --> 00:11:12.970 rationalize this. That is exactly it. You got 00:11:12.970 --> 00:11:15.789 it to a T. So Jordan, are you pulling money out 00:11:15.789 --> 00:11:19.470 like today to spend like a week later? No. Are 00:11:19.470 --> 00:11:21.769 you forward thinking? I don't pull really money 00:11:21.769 --> 00:11:23.789 out, but so that's why I think it feels more 00:11:23.789 --> 00:11:26.730 free when I do have cash because I rarely have 00:11:26.730 --> 00:11:31.350 cash. Exactly. I'm with you. Because today, yeah, 00:11:31.429 --> 00:11:36.470 people don't carry cash these days. No. So, yeah, 00:11:36.549 --> 00:11:39.779 that's girl math. It's girl math. Common core 00:11:39.779 --> 00:11:43.980 math. It's all the same. Stop. Stop tinching 00:11:43.980 --> 00:11:47.639 math. Stop tinching math. What do you got? What 00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:50.940 do you got? Moving on. I just got a list of some 00:11:50.940 --> 00:11:55.500 slang terms to go over. Sweet. Do we have to 00:11:55.500 --> 00:11:57.639 guess what it means? Yeah, I'm going to give 00:11:57.639 --> 00:12:01.340 you the term. Some of them are pretty easy. I 00:12:01.340 --> 00:12:04.940 think you'll get no problem. So, I'll give you 00:12:04.940 --> 00:12:06.700 the term. If you need a sentence, let me know. 00:12:07.279 --> 00:12:09.220 Okay, sweet. I was going to ask. Language version. 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:12.519 You said no sentence. Alright, we'll start off 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:14.179 really easy. I know you guys are going to know 00:12:14.179 --> 00:12:18.879 this one. The T. Ooh, give me all the T. Give 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:21.259 me all the deets. What's going on? What's the 00:12:21.259 --> 00:12:25.820 411? What's the latest? Did you say T or deet? 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:32.799 T. That's give me the deets? Yeah, give me what's 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:35.100 the latest? Spill the tea. I didn't know that 00:12:35.100 --> 00:12:39.379 one. Like spill the beans, but not spill the 00:12:39.379 --> 00:12:41.580 tea. Well, I understand what it means now, but 00:12:41.580 --> 00:12:43.620 I've never heard anybody say, I need the tea. 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:46.580 Give me the tea. Never heard that come out of 00:12:46.580 --> 00:12:47.960 anybody's mouth. Or if it's like really juicy 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:52.559 gossip, then it's the tea's hot. Yeah. Hot tea. 00:12:52.620 --> 00:12:58.899 Oh my gosh. Give me that hot tea. Zero for one. 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:04.720 Zero for one here. One me, zero you. Now, let's 00:13:04.720 --> 00:13:10.490 see. The ick. Like he gives me the ick? Yes. 00:13:10.610 --> 00:13:13.649 So, yeah. He clapped when the plane landed and 00:13:13.649 --> 00:13:18.190 I got the ick. Yeah, I've heard that. Have you? 00:13:18.250 --> 00:13:20.789 I don't think I've heard that. Like he just makes 00:13:20.789 --> 00:13:24.350 you feel like... Yeah. It's just... Like if somebody 00:13:24.350 --> 00:13:26.309 you have a crush on, they do something. Yeah. 00:13:27.049 --> 00:13:29.470 And they're like... Attraction, attraction, gone. 00:13:29.830 --> 00:13:33.029 Yeah. Attraction, gone. Got it. Okay. All right, 00:13:33.049 --> 00:13:36.570 we're back to even. One each, one each. Okay, 00:13:36.629 --> 00:13:38.570 this one's pretty... Straight up, I think you'll 00:13:38.570 --> 00:13:44.470 get it. Something is sus. Oh, suspect. Yeah, 00:13:44.470 --> 00:13:48.629 suspect. You're acting a little sus over there, 00:13:48.690 --> 00:13:51.870 Charlie. George is a little sus behind the scenes 00:13:51.870 --> 00:13:57.870 of this podcast. Perfect. That's sending me. 00:13:58.129 --> 00:14:00.929 Sending you where? Is that like a replacement 00:14:00.929 --> 00:14:07.829 for triggering? No, that's just... No. Like, 00:14:07.829 --> 00:14:10.730 sending me? Like, is that, like, irritating me? 00:14:10.789 --> 00:14:14.269 Or, like, making me uncomfortable? That TikTok 00:14:14.269 --> 00:14:18.389 is sending me. That's not sending? That TikTok? 00:14:18.470 --> 00:14:20.429 Oh, it's making you happy? Like, it's, like, 00:14:20.429 --> 00:14:24.950 getting you going? Like, I'm dead. Hilarious. 00:14:24.970 --> 00:14:28.649 Oh, Jesus. It's sending me. Why don't you say, 00:14:28.710 --> 00:14:31.549 I'm just dead? That's also, you know, I'm dead. 00:14:31.549 --> 00:14:34.870 You say it's sending me? Yeah. That's sending 00:14:34.870 --> 00:14:39.129 me. You do? You use this in everyday life? Probably 00:14:39.129 --> 00:14:43.909 more in a text than I would in, like, my vocabulary. 00:14:44.990 --> 00:14:47.769 Yeah, and not with us. So if Charlie sends me, 00:14:47.769 --> 00:14:50.490 like, one of those. Oh, I'm sorry. I wonder if 00:14:50.490 --> 00:14:53.009 there's a delay here. But if Charlie sends me, 00:14:53.029 --> 00:14:55.730 like, one of his funny golf Instagram reels or 00:14:55.730 --> 00:14:57.769 something, and I'm, like, dying laughing, I'd 00:14:57.769 --> 00:14:59.990 be like, man, that sent me, or that's sending 00:14:59.990 --> 00:15:03.210 me. Like, how would I? Okay. It's just no more 00:15:03.210 --> 00:15:07.309 of the LMFAO kind of thing. No more laughy face 00:15:07.309 --> 00:15:10.289 emoji? No more laughy face about the crying emoji? 00:15:11.250 --> 00:15:14.570 No, definitely not. The crying emoji is out. 00:15:15.769 --> 00:15:19.450 Can we do, like, oh, when did it go out? Okay, 00:15:19.470 --> 00:15:20.590 never mind. We're not going to go out on that 00:15:20.590 --> 00:15:28.210 road. That's my go -to. Okay, kind of in the 00:15:28.210 --> 00:15:32.889 same vein, it hits different? Yeah, like something 00:15:32.889 --> 00:15:36.320 is better in a certain situation. That's what 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:39.879 she said. Iced coffee hits different. Or, you 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:51.080 know, whatever. Opposite. Slept on. Underestimated. 00:15:51.539 --> 00:15:55.539 Slept on that? Yeah. That's a pretty popular 00:15:55.539 --> 00:15:58.639 one. We're all over this. We're all over this. 00:15:59.120 --> 00:16:04.679 A couple kids over here. Eight. And adjacent 00:16:04.679 --> 00:16:10.419 to that, left no crumbs. Oh, what in the... So 00:16:10.419 --> 00:16:14.580 ate, A -T -E, was what you said. Yep. Like you 00:16:14.580 --> 00:16:16.840 ate dirt, like you fell. Please use innocent. 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:25.679 Let me think. Like she ate that performance. 00:16:26.980 --> 00:16:30.320 Oh, crushed it. Oh, so I killed it? Yeah. And 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:34.179 then left no crumbs is like... It was perfect. 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:37.659 The most perfect performance. Eight left no crumbs. 00:16:38.620 --> 00:16:42.840 Eight left no crumbs. Okay. Yeah. All right. 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:48.299 Okay, cool. There's also kind of with this, a 00:16:48.299 --> 00:16:50.700 lot of times used with that is the term mother. 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:55.679 Isn't that what people call Taylor? Some people 00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:59.879 do. I think it goes more with Beyonce, but. Maybe 00:16:59.879 --> 00:17:03.259 it is Beyonce, I was thinking. It's like mother 00:17:03.259 --> 00:17:08.000 ate that. It's just like a term of endearment, 00:17:08.059 --> 00:17:12.160 I think. So like for an older lady? Like a queen. 00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:16.440 A queen? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So it's 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:18.519 calling someone mothers, like giving them praise. 00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:24.079 Yes. Yes. Like they're the boss. But queen's 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:27.859 not a thing anymore? Queen is kind of dying. 00:17:28.259 --> 00:17:32.769 Queen and slay. Yas and all that I think are 00:17:32.769 --> 00:17:36.569 kind of on their way. Yas queen. It's on the 00:17:36.569 --> 00:17:44.210 men's. It's going down. Okay. Cap? No cap. No 00:17:44.210 --> 00:17:50.490 lie. It's the truth. No cap is the truth. And 00:17:50.490 --> 00:17:56.450 then obviously cap would be you're lying. I was 00:17:56.450 --> 00:17:58.769 waiting for that one. There's another one I'm 00:17:58.769 --> 00:18:03.420 waiting for. What was that? Throw shade? Oh, 00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:06.119 throw shade on somebody? Yeah, you're throwing 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:07.380 hate on somebody? You're making fun of somebody? 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:11.839 Yeah, talking about someone. Yeah, talking trash 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:14.519 on someone. Talking trash. The only other one 00:18:14.519 --> 00:18:17.920 I have is adding ing to everything. So, like, 00:18:18.019 --> 00:18:22.500 I would say the math is mathing. When, like, 00:18:22.500 --> 00:18:24.440 things are adding up, I'd be like, the math is 00:18:24.440 --> 00:18:26.500 mathing. Your math is not mathing. Yeah, your 00:18:26.500 --> 00:18:31.339 math is not mathing. If my bangs look really 00:18:31.339 --> 00:18:35.920 good, I would say the bangs are banging. It's 00:18:35.920 --> 00:18:39.259 like they're doing something. If the directions 00:18:39.259 --> 00:18:42.359 are working, your map is mapping. Yeah. That 00:18:42.359 --> 00:18:45.759 was very down -to -earth. If your microphone's 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:50.119 working really good, the mic is micing. The mic 00:18:50.119 --> 00:18:55.259 is micing. Yeah. I mean, you guys aren't really 00:18:55.259 --> 00:18:58.839 creating anything new, though. No. This has kind 00:18:58.839 --> 00:19:02.319 of been there. You just... They're just... Cap, 00:19:02.619 --> 00:19:04.480 I don't get. That's all I have. Cap, I haven't 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:08.000 heard. I mean, Michael J. Fox did this back in 00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:10.500 Back to the Future. The flux capacitor is fluxing. 00:19:10.579 --> 00:19:13.299 I mean... Yeah, okay, yeah. This has been around 00:19:13.299 --> 00:19:15.759 since the dawn of time. I was waiting for op. 00:19:17.440 --> 00:19:20.779 Op? Yeah, Charlie's an op. What are you trying 00:19:20.779 --> 00:19:25.259 to say? Call of Duty term? No. Well, like... 00:19:25.259 --> 00:19:28.150 Isn't it, like... this is what my daughter taught 00:19:28.150 --> 00:19:30.450 me isn't it but there's a there's a funny dude 00:19:30.450 --> 00:19:35.369 on instagram that does like uh yeah it's like 00:19:35.369 --> 00:19:37.549 you're you're an opponent like a slang term that 00:19:37.549 --> 00:19:40.069 is often used to refer to the opposition or opponent 00:19:40.069 --> 00:19:43.130 like this dude always calls his mom an op in 00:19:43.130 --> 00:19:45.269 these funny things he's like oh you're doing 00:19:45.269 --> 00:19:50.369 too much you are bro you're doing and then that's 00:19:50.369 --> 00:19:53.759 just the generation you're doing too much In 00:19:53.759 --> 00:19:59.299 just Gen Z alone. Yeah. Me being the older version 00:19:59.299 --> 00:20:03.160 of Gen Z versus her on the other end of Gen Z. 00:20:04.980 --> 00:20:09.400 I start to feel old now sometimes. The Riz? You 00:20:09.400 --> 00:20:14.400 got the Riz? Riz. You know, the Riz comes out 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:19.099 from time to time. It's there. Keep it contained 00:20:19.099 --> 00:20:22.650 for the most part. But every once in a while, 00:20:22.670 --> 00:20:25.289 you gotta let that Riz out. He can't contain 00:20:25.289 --> 00:20:31.109 you? Come on. I only hope to control you. Alright, 00:20:31.230 --> 00:20:33.950 well, you got any more? Nope, that was my list. 00:20:35.289 --> 00:20:40.670 Man. I've learned a lot. I forget most of the 00:20:40.670 --> 00:20:42.769 ones I didn't know. But now when you hear it, 00:20:42.809 --> 00:20:44.170 you'll be like, oh, I've at least, you know, 00:20:44.289 --> 00:20:48.470 heard that. It'll take us a couple minutes to 00:20:48.470 --> 00:20:52.420 catch up. Then we'll throw in a dad joke somewhere 00:20:52.420 --> 00:20:56.160 and ruin it completely. Ruin everything. Yeah, 00:20:56.160 --> 00:20:59.099 for sure. My 11 -year -old has been calling me, 00:20:59.119 --> 00:21:03.480 me and my wife, bro a lot lately. It doesn't 00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:07.400 stop anytime soon. I have to look at my mom and 00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:13.119 say, I'm not your bro. I am your father. She's 00:21:13.119 --> 00:21:20.130 like, bro, no chill. No chill. What? You don't 00:21:20.130 --> 00:21:23.589 even know what you're saying. All right, so real 00:21:23.589 --> 00:21:25.029 quick, let me bring something to the table here, 00:21:25.109 --> 00:21:29.089 wild card. With two questions, two -parter. With 00:21:29.089 --> 00:21:31.750 Halloween just passing and Thanksgiving coming 00:21:31.750 --> 00:21:36.890 up, top Halloween candy and top food item at 00:21:36.890 --> 00:21:40.789 Thanksgiving. Give it to me. All right, ladies 00:21:40.789 --> 00:21:46.490 first. Okay, candy. Top Halloween candy. Halloween 00:21:46.490 --> 00:21:51.890 candy. My favorite candy bar is Heath, but I 00:21:51.890 --> 00:21:53.369 feel like you probably don't get that much on 00:21:53.369 --> 00:21:54.910 Halloween. You don't really get those because 00:21:54.910 --> 00:21:57.450 usually it's those packages that have the mini 00:21:57.450 --> 00:22:02.549 size. I'm just going to be basic and probably 00:22:02.549 --> 00:22:08.670 say Snickers. I like the peanut with the salty 00:22:08.670 --> 00:22:12.829 and sweet with the chocolate. Classic choice. 00:22:12.990 --> 00:22:15.809 Not the classic choice, Jordan. And they're good 00:22:15.809 --> 00:22:18.089 in the bite size. The bite size is, like, the 00:22:18.089 --> 00:22:20.650 perfect. Sometimes the bite size, like, it's 00:22:20.650 --> 00:22:23.029 not enough. But eat a couple of those. I feel 00:22:23.029 --> 00:22:25.529 like it's fun. Oh, you're definitely eating more 00:22:25.529 --> 00:22:30.990 than one. Yeah. And then Christmas food. Okay. 00:22:31.269 --> 00:22:33.509 Actually, my favorite thing. Oh, Thanksgiving. 00:22:34.190 --> 00:22:38.890 Same thing. It's the same food. Am I going, like, 00:22:38.990 --> 00:22:43.869 should I pick a side? One item. that has to be 00:22:43.869 --> 00:22:45.650 there every year and everything else possibly 00:22:45.650 --> 00:22:47.710 could change? What is the one you cannot give 00:22:47.710 --> 00:22:52.970 up? I love stuffing. Cornbread stuffing. Stuffing 00:22:52.970 --> 00:22:54.730 fan. I feel like I don't forget stuffing any 00:22:54.730 --> 00:22:57.470 other time besides Thanksgiving and Christmas. 00:22:57.970 --> 00:23:00.529 Everything else I feel like I could have at any 00:23:00.529 --> 00:23:05.690 other time. Yeah. I like it. My Mimi's cornbread 00:23:05.690 --> 00:23:10.609 stuffing, specifically. Oh, Mimi. Slap a little 00:23:10.609 --> 00:23:18.119 gravy on that stuffing. All right. I think after 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:21.579 getting the dad tax last night on all of the 00:23:21.579 --> 00:23:26.259 candy, you know, there's a lot of favorites in 00:23:26.259 --> 00:23:30.019 there. I got to say, I really like, and I'm going 00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:33.720 back to our candy bar draft here, like a big 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:36.799 fan of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. But when they 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:39.900 roll out these little pumpkin things, pumpkin 00:23:39.900 --> 00:23:43.049 Reese's Peanut Butter, oh, man. smash like five 00:23:43.049 --> 00:23:45.849 of them together and eat them like it's not it's 00:23:45.849 --> 00:23:49.630 not attractive at all um that or the uh those 00:23:49.630 --> 00:23:53.069 little dum -dum suckers like the and not dum 00:23:53.069 --> 00:23:54.509 -dums they're actually like a miniature version 00:23:54.509 --> 00:23:57.670 of a blow pop so it's like a mini sucker with 00:23:57.670 --> 00:24:00.990 a piece of gum in it they do the mini ones with 00:24:00.990 --> 00:24:03.849 the gum oh yeah well i my daughter got some and 00:24:03.849 --> 00:24:06.750 i stole them all of them yeah dead tax is real 00:24:06.750 --> 00:24:09.289 i mean that tax is she don't understand it's 00:24:09.289 --> 00:24:13.109 like give me a third I get first dibs to go through 00:24:13.109 --> 00:24:15.849 and pick out what I want. Do you? No, that's 00:24:15.849 --> 00:24:18.630 what I'm saying. That's an automatic rule. She's 00:24:18.630 --> 00:24:20.910 been pretty good to me the last couple of years. 00:24:20.990 --> 00:24:24.710 She's looking for the things that I like at some 00:24:24.710 --> 00:24:27.250 of the houses. Nice. There's a couple of houses 00:24:27.250 --> 00:24:29.549 that have full -size candy bars. She's like, 00:24:29.569 --> 00:24:32.309 look, Dad, you can have the first one, and then 00:24:32.309 --> 00:24:34.109 I'll get the next full -size, and we'll just 00:24:34.109 --> 00:24:37.369 kind of rotate. I'm like, how much money do you 00:24:37.369 --> 00:24:40.220 want? What do you want? Yeah. Like, what do you 00:24:40.220 --> 00:24:41.619 need? What are you going to ask me for? Another 00:24:41.619 --> 00:24:43.839 pair of sneakers? Let's go shopping and use that 00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:47.640 girl math. Yeah. There you go. Okay, so Thanksgiving. 00:24:48.299 --> 00:24:51.619 I mean, I love all the classics, but we do one 00:24:51.619 --> 00:24:54.680 thing. It's called Corn Flake Cheese Potatoes. 00:24:55.440 --> 00:24:57.420 And we've been doing it since, like, I was, like, 00:24:57.440 --> 00:25:00.819 middle school. Is it like a hash brown casserole? 00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:03.660 So, yeah, shredded potatoes, right? Hash brown 00:25:03.660 --> 00:25:06.519 casserole. All the cheese, and then you bake 00:25:06.519 --> 00:25:08.900 it with corn flakes on top. Yeah, it's got like 00:25:08.900 --> 00:25:11.640 the cream of mushroom in there with it usually 00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:14.440 that mixes it together. It just takes you back. 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:16.740 It's good. Yeah, that's a throwback. I could 00:25:16.740 --> 00:25:19.279 literally eat that every single day. I mean, 00:25:19.420 --> 00:25:21.920 none of my clothes will fit, but it would be 00:25:21.920 --> 00:25:24.220 worth it. It's good. What about you, Shwell? 00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:29.380 Man, you know what? The mini -sized Twix bars 00:25:29.380 --> 00:25:33.440 hit different. Did you get the green ones? There 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:35.900 you go. They hit different. Did you try the little 00:25:35.900 --> 00:25:39.890 green ones yet? The green ones? The monster ones 00:25:39.890 --> 00:25:43.029 for Halloween. No. Do they taste any different 00:25:43.029 --> 00:25:46.329 or are they just green? They're just green. I 00:25:46.329 --> 00:25:49.230 swear there's a little bit hint of mint to it, 00:25:49.269 --> 00:25:51.589 but my daughter thinks I'm crazy. Interesting. 00:25:51.890 --> 00:25:55.210 You get the little main Twix bars and those make 00:25:55.210 --> 00:25:59.970 me happy on Halloween. I don't know. I would 00:25:59.970 --> 00:26:02.029 choose other candy bars over them full size, 00:26:02.170 --> 00:26:04.289 but when it comes to what you get typically on 00:26:04.289 --> 00:26:06.130 Halloween, because it's always Hershey's, Snickers. 00:26:07.010 --> 00:26:10.089 M &M's, Twix, Reese's. Those are the most... 00:26:10.089 --> 00:26:13.150 Mr. Goodbar, for some reason, makes a crazy appearance 00:26:13.150 --> 00:26:17.470 on Halloween. Why is Mr. Goodbar... 364 days 00:26:17.470 --> 00:26:19.029 out of the year, then on Halloween, all of a 00:26:19.029 --> 00:26:20.589 sudden, Mr. Goodbar's like, hey, I'm here, guys. 00:26:20.690 --> 00:26:25.029 I'm here to party. Those mixed bags. You'll always 00:26:25.029 --> 00:26:31.099 find them. Man, Thanksgiving. I just... Couldn't 00:26:31.099 --> 00:26:32.940 imagine a Thanksgiving without, I mean, it's 00:26:32.940 --> 00:26:34.920 boring as hell, but mashed potatoes, dude. I 00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:38.660 just love mashed potatoes so much. But the problem 00:26:38.660 --> 00:26:42.880 is, is that is accompanied with rolls, with home 00:26:42.880 --> 00:26:46.960 -baked, homemade, big, fluffy dinner rolls with 00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:51.660 mashed potatoes and gravy. It's just, do you 00:26:51.660 --> 00:26:54.420 need to use your fork? You're using pieces of 00:26:54.420 --> 00:26:56.859 the roll to get your mashed potatoes. Yeah. The 00:26:56.859 --> 00:26:59.359 roll is the, it's the, it's the tool. Wait, let 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:01.759 me ask you this. mr kansas city and barbecue 00:27:01.759 --> 00:27:04.000 have you ever taken barbecue sauce put it on 00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:07.200 mashed potato and mixed it in and drop a little 00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:11.140 shredded cheese on top and then use your roll 00:27:11.140 --> 00:27:16.039 not on purpose but not on purpose but like on 00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:18.759 a plate full of food yes barbecue sauce has gotten 00:27:18.759 --> 00:27:20.740 combined with the mashed potatoes and you know 00:27:20.740 --> 00:27:24.700 but like never purposely but yeah but not on 00:27:24.700 --> 00:27:27.460 not on purpose no we did this one thing where 00:27:27.460 --> 00:27:30.000 it was like a smashed potato recipe right with 00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:32.319 the skin and stuff in it oh yeah so good and 00:27:32.319 --> 00:27:34.740 then yeah hit a little couple drops of the the 00:27:34.740 --> 00:27:39.039 barbecue the old bbq a little cheese and then 00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:41.259 you just go real fat kid style it's it's delicious 00:27:41.259 --> 00:27:43.839 potatoes might be one of the most versatile foods 00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:47.839 there is out there oh yeah thousand percent it's 00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:50.740 it's gotta be i mean i wish i could again another 00:27:50.740 --> 00:27:52.660 thing i wish i could have like every day just 00:27:52.660 --> 00:27:57.490 doesn't really work it's okay round the pot It's 00:27:57.490 --> 00:27:59.589 on the food. It's on the old school food pyramid. 00:27:59.710 --> 00:28:03.069 You got to get our starches in, right? We're 00:28:03.069 --> 00:28:06.029 all starches to Thanksgiving with our picks. 00:28:06.089 --> 00:28:09.049 Do you need 15 pounds of starches? Have you ever 00:28:09.049 --> 00:28:10.930 gone back to look at the food pyramid that we 00:28:10.930 --> 00:28:14.589 learned when we were kids, Charlie? It is horrendously 00:28:14.589 --> 00:28:17.690 wrong. It's so bad. Might as well just turn it 00:28:17.690 --> 00:28:24.450 upside down. Yeah, exactly. So is that all you 00:28:24.450 --> 00:28:26.950 got for us? Is that it? That's all I have, yeah. 00:28:27.769 --> 00:28:31.609 That wasn't as bad. I was scared. I was really 00:28:31.609 --> 00:28:35.769 scared. I mean, we did pretty well. Yeah, you 00:28:35.769 --> 00:28:39.730 guys did a good bunch. Yeah, we did great. We 00:28:39.730 --> 00:28:41.309 still need to work on learning our girl math, 00:28:41.569 --> 00:28:47.170 but the slang made up for it. We understand the 00:28:47.170 --> 00:28:50.630 principles behind it. I just don't agree with 00:28:50.630 --> 00:28:54.069 it. I mean, yeah, I see where you guys are. You 00:28:54.069 --> 00:28:56.460 guys are grasping at straws there. I don't... 00:28:56.460 --> 00:29:04.539 I just... I might want to shake you. I digress. 00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:09.519 All right, well. I guess this is another... That's 00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:11.980 a quick, easy one, huh? Quick and easy Value 00:29:11.980 --> 00:29:16.559 Nation episode. Thank you, Jordan, for making 00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:20.920 an appearance. All the fans. Jordan! Make sure 00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:24.359 to go ahead and download that YouTube. You can 00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:26.940 see who the lady is behind the scenes taking 00:29:26.940 --> 00:29:29.839 care of us. 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