Welcome to the Thick AF Podcasts.
Hey y'all, it's Sarah and I'm Emily and we're so excited to have you guys join us today.
We've been hanging out.
We missed last week because of Memorial Day.
Yeah, no, that was last week.
Yeah, so welcome back.
Thanks for allowing us to take a little reprieve there and we're back at it.
Yeah, but so last week's episode, I was telling Sarah when she got here that I was like listening
to it to do editing and I didn't do some editing because where Sarah was clearing her throat
because I got like I was like delirious.
It was really late at night and I was like, oh my God, we should have a drinking game
for every time Sarah clears her throat, everybody has to drink and you would be drunk at the
end or maybe take a shot or whatever you want to do is clear my throat right now.
And then that makes me want to sing that song.
Let me clear my throat.
I don't know how it goes.
Is that right?
It's too bad that we don't have like a staff or anything like that.
You know, I'm like, um, Bravo and watch what happens live with Andy Cohen where they have
like a word of the night or whatever.
So every time at home, like they do drinking game like that.
So every time they say whatever word, it's a secret word.
Nobody who's actually on set knows what it is, but they have a person who counts and
at the end of the night they'll say, you know, this was our, what our secret word and this
is how many times we said it.
Wait, they tell everybody at the end of the night?
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Well, they, the audience knows like watching, like we can see it on the screen with the
secret word is, but every like Andy and his guests don't know what it is.
But then at the end of the night, they revealed to the guests what the secret word is and
how many times it was said.
How do they decide what the secret word is?
It's typically based on what guests are there.
And like or something.
No, it's not that it's usually the names of people or like something that happened with
a scenario like, um, I don't, I'm just giving an example.
Like last, last year summer house, there was an episode where somebody threw a wine glass
at somebody else so it could have been wine or wine glass or whatever based on the, the
guests that are there.
That's cool.
Yeah.
So it's based on like whatever, you know, a franchise is there.
If it's some housewives and like, you know, a non housewife guest or whatever.
Yeah.
I like that.
I think that's a really good idea.
But so what we want you guys to do, since we don't have staff and we can't really do
our own drinking game while we listen to us to it, you guys should listen to last week's
episode at least and somebody email us and tell me how many times I cleared my damn throat.
I'm really sorry.
I feel like I also deleted several.
I couldn't, I didn't, I, at one point I was like, I'm not deleting anymore because and
she would be like, hello, my name is Sarah.
And I was like, I can't delete that because you said hello in the middle of the clearing
your throat.
Sorry.
I just, I feel like the last three months I've had like a frog in my throat.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know.
You need to get that from-
I think it's because I don't have to talk a whole lot at work.
And then when I come here, I have to talk for like, you know, over an hour straight
sometimes and it, I just get a little froggy, I guess.
Froggy frog, froggy.
Oh my gosh.
Do you remember the guy, Froggy Fresh?
No.
Oh my God.
I couldn't even tell you who that is.
You have it.
You don't know who Froggy Fresh.
I'm trying to think of the song that he did.
Froggy Fresh.
Oh my gosh.
Let's see.
So he did, oh, come on.
That is the best one that he did.
Oh, he has more than one hit.
Yeah.
He has all these songs and he like, he performed at, I think it was back in the, remember,
okay, downtown on like, was fourth, I think it's fourth or fifth Avenue is where I used
to, you know where I used to live on fourth Avenue?
I don't think you ever went there, but like two blocks over there used to be this like
pizza hut.
I don't know if it's there anymore.
I think they changed it into something else or like an apartment building or something.
Yeah.
And right next door, it was like the sketchy bar place.
There was like a hole in the wall and nobody ever went.
I have no idea.
This was a long time ago and Froggy Fresh like performed there and I went with somebody.
They were like, you're like, let's go see Froggy Fresh.
I think it was like dating some guy or something.
I can't, I honestly can't remember who I went with, but I was like, I didn't know who Froggy
Fresh really was.
And then I looked it up and I was like, oh my gosh, this guy's great.
It's like this little white dude and he's like, oh man, like the songs are like.
No wonder you like what's his name.
Birdman, not Birdman, what's his name?
Oh, no, Dave?
Yeah.
Not, you know, Dave, the other Dave.
Shoot, why can't I think of his name?
Lil Dicky.
Yeah, Lil Dicky.
Yeah.
No, I just like Lil Dicky.
I think I knew I was about to say Young Gray because he's also a white dude too, but that's
not the same one.
So, and he also has, so he, it's like Froggy Fresh and then it's like featuring Krispy
Kreme and what was that other one that he just said?
Oh my God.
Could you hold on a minute?
So I'm just like pulling out the YouTube things and it's like featuring Krispy Kreme and something
else and like the baddest something.
It's hilarious and they're just, it's not good.
It's just funny stuff.
I think it's hilarious.
Anyways, so yeah, Froggy Fresh.
I'm going to start calling you Froggy Fresh.
You're like the girl version of Froggy Fresh.
Would that be my radio name?
Yes, Froggy Fresh.
It's your like pen name.
Yeah.
So if you were to write a book later, you know, like Froggy Fresh was, I mean, I don't
know.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know about that.
So tell me about your life lately since we haven't really caught up much except for,
I know that everybody's getting these weekly updates, but we haven't really caught up much
since last week and at least the week before.
Well, we recorded on like an off night the week before because of all the dang Vanderpump
drama that's happening.
And so tonight I'm here recording with you and I will miss the episode three.
The third part of the reunion.
Yes.
But I'm putting it off anyways.
I wasn't going to watch it live because I can watch it live on Hulu, but I'm putting
it off because Peacock's been putting out like uncensored versions.
So you can just hear them cuss each other out and it's the greatest thing in the whole
world.
So do you have Peacock?
Okay.
Me too.
I was like, I didn't know.
So what would it, what was it going to be on NBC?
No, it's on Bravo.
Oh, on Bravo.
So, okay.
So on Bravo, it won't be like, this is on like regular TV Bravo, not like, um, not like
a Netflix type of like streaming Bravo where they are allowed to have cussing, cursing.
No, no.
So it used to be, Bravo used to kind of hit Hulu the day after, you know, something aired
or whatever, but they swapped over.
I think it was September of last year.
They swapped over to Peacock and so there's stuff, and I don't know if Peacock has like
a live version of things that you can watch.
I think it does, but it's not the one that I have.
Hopefully it's better than the Netflix live.
Seriously though.
I know.
But Hulu just doesn't have the uncensored version.
So I want to see them all cuss each other out.
And so I'm going to wait till tomorrow to watch it.
Speaking of the Netflix live version, like we, you know, we waited for the love is mine.
We never did the last episode.
Okay.
I'm so glad you said that because somebody said something to me at the pool about it
last weekend.
Right.
And I was there.
I remember that.
And I was like, you're right.
We never discussed it because we fucking gave up.
Yeah, we gave up and it was just like, and it wasn't even as like, it was just like non
like eventful because it was just, it worked up for nothing.
Yes.
I mean, it was the craziest thing in the whole world.
It was so boring.
I'm so glad that like the couples that found love, found love, good for you, whatever.
But like they built up the drama, especially on like Tik Tok and stuff like that with some
of the couples that did not say yes at the altar to make it out to be like, it was going
to be some like ridiculous affair type situation with a couple of people.
And it's like, no, y'all, y'all are boring.
And you did your damn dis to make it turn into something that it was not.
Right.
So, so I was watching and I don't know when this actually aired, but I was watching Jimmy
Fallon.
I was on Peacock turned on Jimmy Fallon, whichever the latest episode was.
And Rosie O'Donnell was on, I don't know if it was like yesterday or the day before or
whatever.
But she was talking about how she was like, yeah, I've been sitting at home watching the
watching the love is blind show.
She was like, it's the dumbest show ever.
And she was hilarious.
You would have loved the way what she said about it.
She watches it.
It is dumb.
Basically what she's saying that is dumb is that people are going in talking to somebody
through a wall and then living with him for two months and then get married.
Yeah.
And she was like, good luck.
Well, I mean, there's also shows like, you know, married at first sight and things like
that.
And what's the one I just did that very net for site stuff.
What's the one that Jessica watches and she's coughing.
Shut up.
What's the one I drank twice?
What's the one that Jessica watches?
Wait, love at first sight.
No, it's not that it's married at first sight.
That's not the one she watches.
What's the one that she watches?
Is it a marriage thing?
Yeah.
Remember it's the one where the they find they meet somebody foreign and they have to
get a K one visa and whatever.
Oh, 99 fiance.
Yes.
Thank you.
No, I don't really like that one.
I mean, but they're they're all sort of married at first sight is the closest to it.
But I think that the most authentic season that they had was season one because nobody
knew what it was.
Now you got all these people coming out here because they want to be famous or be an influencer
and get, you know, endorsement deals and whatever.
And I don't I think it's I am again happy for the people that, you know, made it and
got married and are happy and whatever.
But I don't think that you're going to find a legitimately large group of folks that are
there for truly that.
Well, so it also wouldn't be entertaining if it was just that.
Agreed.
So speaking of 90 day fiance, I said that weird 90 day.
90 day fiance.
I don't know.
I said that really weird.
What about it?
So I don't know if we said this on here before, but OK, so I got a long time ago when I lived
when I first actually I don't even think I had moved to Auburn yet before I moved to
Auburn from Birmingham.
I got a bra fitting.
So my ex-boyfriend's mom and sister owned a boutique in Auburn.
Oh, OK.
And they had the double divas come.
Did we talk about this on here yet?
I can't remember if we did or if we just talked about it with our friends.
We talk a lot.
And so sometimes I think I still think I'm performing when I'm not all the time.
I'm like, oh yeah, I'm on the radio.
All for a laugh.
Exactly.
So I'm thinking, oh, anyway, so the ladies that came to do the double divas gave me a
bra fitting and they had like that TV show.
I think it might have been on Bravo or whatever it was on 90 day fiance.
Well she know it was called double divas, but she is on 90 day fiance.
Now, yeah, I would imagine that that was on TLC or whatever.
And they gave her.
TLC, yeah, I think that's what it was.
They put her on 90 day fiance after the bra show.
Oh, is 90 day fiance a TLC?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think so.
I don't know.
I'm really bad at the networks and things like that.
I don't have cable.
I haven't had cable in years.
Yeah, but you know all the Bravo stuff.
Like I'm just like, I just assume all reality is on Bravo except for like MTV.
That's one thing to know though.
Right.
But that's a lot of things on Bravo.
That's the only thing I care about.
Everything on Bravo.
But like most reality shows that anybody watches are on Bravo.
I mean, maybe not.
Maybe I'm just overgeneralizing.
Well, I think there's some on like VH1 and shit like that, like Love and Hip Hop and.
Do people watch that?
I think Mason may watch some of it.
Oh, do you know what I want to watch?
I want to watch the show Martha's Vineyard.
It looks good.
I watched.
It's Summer House.
It's on Bravo.
I've been watching it.
It's on Martha's Vineyard.
It's Summer House Martha's Vineyard.
No, no, no.
There is Martha's Vineyard and there is Summer House.
It is the spin off.
I know that.
No.
It's Summer House Martha's Vineyard.
It's not the same people.
I know that.
Oh, it doesn't say Summer House Martha's Vineyard.
It just says.
No, it doesn't.
I was looking at it last night.
All it says is Martha's Vineyard.
No.
All right.
You show me what yours is.
Why are we fighting about this?
Martha's Vineyard.
I'm going to show you.
Right now.
Summer House Martha's Vineyard.
Show me what the cast looks like because that is not them.
All black people.
That's not the same thing.
I don't think.
Yeah.
Look, this is different.
Martha's Vineyard.
Wait, that's not the show.
It didn't say Summer House on it.
It is.
It's a spin off of Summer House, the original Summer House that's in the Hamptons.
Okay.
Well, then I'm wrong, I guess, but I want to watch it.
I did know it was Summer House, which kind of makes me a little bit annoyed because you
... No, I want you to watch it.
I have watched Summer House, but I didn't watch Summer House.
I watched Winter House.
Is that what it is?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
No, I want you to watch the Martha's Vineyard version of Summer House.
It looks like it might be funny.
You're going to die because there's this one girl on there who talks out of both sides of
her mouth and I think that she's really like, she will light your ass on fire.
You're going to want to eat her life.
I just want to know if you feel the same way that I do.
What's her name?
Jasmine.
Okay.
I'm going to have to start watching now.
How many episodes are there?
The fifth one I think aired yesterday.
Monday or yesterday is something.
I'm really sad that I didn't know that it was a spin off of Summer House.
I thought it was just Martha's Vineyard.
I don't know why you ever thought you were going to come into this room right now, record
with me and think you know more than I do about Bravo.
Well, I never thought that.
That was your first mistake.
I just knew what I saw when I looked at it because I just recently subscribed to Peacock
because there was something on there that I really wanted to watch and I was like, listen,
it's $4.99 a month and I would spend $4.99 to rent this or per episode or something so
might as well.
Which is honestly Peacock is actually, I really like it.
What is it?
Poker face?
That's the Peacock original?
Is that?
Oh, that's what I want to watch that too.
Yeah.
I think that, yeah.
There's a whole bunch of stuff that I-
They've started some originals that are pretty good.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of stuff and I can't remember what it was that I watched the other day,
but I've watched several things and I'm into the Peacock right now.
So I jump around.
So I've got everything.
I've got Hulu, I've got Netflix, I've got Peacock now.
I used to have HBO Max because Pete signed in with his HBO Max thing, but listen to what
happened.
Did he kick your bitch ass out?
No, he didn't kick me out.
Do you want to know what happened?
Okay.
So he, no, and I'm sure he got in there and saw it because I would click on his name and
I'd be watching stuff and I'd be like, it doesn't look like he's gotten in here to watch
anything because you can see what you've continued watching.
And I was like, he's going to get in here and see all this girly stuff I've been watching
and like, oh my God, Emily's been in here watching stuff.
I was like, I'm sure he's seen it.
Pete, you can let me know if you've seen it.
I'm sorry.
But I can't get in there anymore because HBO Max is now just Max, I think.
And now they made you sign out and re-download the other one and then re-sign back in.
And I was like, the next day, oh, I was trying to finish.
I was trying to finish something.
What was it?
Oh my God.
Pete, you got to tell me what it was because it's in your continue watching.
It was a season.
It was like a long, oh my God, what was it?
It was a, not season.
What was it about?
I was saying, I don't freaking remember.
You don't remember what the show was about?
No, I've been watching so many shows.
How can you be that excited about finishing it if you don't even know what it was?
I had like two episodes left or less and, or maybe, I don't know, maybe five episodes
and they sent that thing.
And then like the next, I was like, oh my God, this was when I got the notification
that it was going to do that, it was like at midnight and I was like, I got to go to
bed for work or something.
And the next day it signed man.
I was like, ah, I should have stayed up.
No, that's funny that you say that because it's asked me to sign back in and I'm having
trouble doing it with like, I have Melanie and I share all that shit and I have the credentials,
but both the passwords I have are like not working and it was asking me for something
else and she was here this past weekend and it was on my to do list of shit to do with
her, but like we did not watch like barely any TV on Friday night we did, but we didn't
watch shit on Saturday.
And so I just forgot about it, but I think Netflix is trying to like.
They are there.
I saw, I was going to send you a message about the thing that happened in the middle of me
trying to finish Firefly Lanes yesterday.
Yes, it has to do with your IP address.
And so it in the middle of me watching Firefly Lane, I think I had like, I don't know, three
more episodes of the new season.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
And I finished it finally.
But it did that and I texted her.
I was like, what the fuck, Melanie?
I was like, I'm it's going to send you a text message.
You need to tell me what that number is so I can keep watching.
Right now.
Well, and I mean, school's not in anymore.
So like she is available and can respond.
What if it was like on a day off that you were had you had a day off and you weren't
working?
Oh my God, I would have been so mad.
Yeah.
And she's at work.
Do you want to know what I would have done?
I would have got my own day on Netflix.
Same, probably.
And then I would have canceled it after the trial.
Yeah.
Well, so I think I think I sent them an email or a comment on there because I was like, so
I have like a beach condo and like sometimes I go to my parents' house and I'll stay up
there for a while or like whatever.
So it works that way.
You can click travel.
I'm traveling.
But you can click it.
I didn't see that.
I haven't figured that out yet.
Yes.
That's how it let me do it.
So Melanie is currently traveling to my house in Birmingham.
And that's what got her to send.
You can send an email or a text to code or whatever to whatever is registered under that
Netflix account.
And then she just gave me the four digit code and I'm in like Flint.
Well, what's kind of messed up is like, what if I had my same household?
So say I have a couple of children and I go to the beach and they're at home and I tell
it I'm traveling.
I want to watch it at the beach and they want to watch it at home.
You can't do both.
Yeah, you can.
Oh, you can.
It doesn't.
Not that I know of.
It doesn't kick you out of the other.
What's the point of them doing it?
That's so ridiculous.
And I mean, I think it's just trying to, which not that they need any more damn money than
what they're already probably making.
I can't.
I'm sure I know so many people who don't have cable anymore.
And so I know that they're making money and there's people that have cable and also have
that.
So like there's no shortage of money here and it's only going to go up, you know?
Right.
And it's just increased our prices like over like 10, 20% every like six months to a year.
Right.
So I think they're just trying to make it more difficult for people to share and say,
screw it.
I don't want to deal with this.
I don't share.
Like the only people, I think maybe my parents, I signed in at my parents' house and they
might, they have YouTube TV and they don't ever get on Netflix and they might get on
it too if it's like my niece is over there and they want to watch like a thing.
But normally it's Disney Plus that they're using.
Oh, I know.
And I don't want to share with Melanie for all of it.
And so even Hulu, like I can't watch Hulu live right now.
I have to stream to my TV for my phone.
What?
Why?
Which is fine because we have utilized too many of the locations.
So you had four with Hulu and for a little while Melanie had, I think it was AT&T internet
or T-Mobile internet and that type of internet.
So you have locations like the IP addresses?
Yes.
So you can only have so many places that you live?
Yes, correct.
So what if you're like, I guess if you're a rich person and you have multiple houses,
you can afford to like buy multiple Netflix accounts, I guess.
Right.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just a pain in the ass.
So I can do it for my phone and I can do other things on my phone while it's streaming in
the background, but it's just very inconvenient.
My thing is I thought that you paid more for an account.
So I believe that I pay for the higher thing.
We pay for Hulu Live.
Oh, this is not Hulu Live.
I'm talking about, I do have Hulu, but I have the low.
No, we have the top.
Well, we may have Hulu Live with ads.
So there's Hulu Live without ads.
Ads too.
So Netflix and some places allow you to get like, okay, here's the package deal for $7.99
a month and you can only stream it on one device at a time.
Cool.
So I pay for the one that you can stream on four devices at a time.
That should be all that matters.
It shouldn't matter where you're doing it.
It should just be like that you're doing it at the same time.
This is ridiculous.
It really is.
You know what?
No, I won't.
If they raise my price again, I'm going to cancel.
Honestly, Netflix lately has been not so good.
Peacock is $4.99 a month or something and it has everything that I like to watch.
Yellowstone, it has all the things and they're really good and how can they afford to do
it at $4.99 or whatever it is?
And we have to pay $20 a month for whatever other thing that is maybe not as good or just
about the same.
The only thing that I can think about with things like Peacock and Hulu is that I think
that they partner with other networks, I guess, and they get their shows the next day after
they've aired live on cable or whatever.
And so that may be the difference from that and Netflix because Netflix only has their
original.
The only live that you're getting on Netflix is if you pay for cable also and log in with
those cable credentials to get ESPN and stuff like that.
And hey, everybody pause and take a drink because I think she cleared her throat before
she said all that.
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
I think you did.
I don't know if I did.
Was it you or was it the cat scratching in the litter box back there?
It was the cat scratching.
I heard it.
You heifer.
It sounded like it was looking at you and it kind of sounded like.
No.
It was.
Drink.
It's okay.
Drink anyway because you know you want to.
So yeah, like no, those things are.
But yeah, I'm like I'm really enjoying Peacock.
So I have Peacock Netflix.
What did I say?
I've got Disney Plus.
I got Apple TV.
Look, I started calculating this up and I think I pay more than cable now.
You know, before it was like, oh, I'm only going to get these because I don't want to
pay for cable because cable is so expensive.
Oh my God.
Look what happened.
We're screwed.
I used I remember the days when I only had Netflix.
I didn't have anything else.
I mean, Melanie had Netflix so long ago.
That's when you used to rent the stuff.
Oh my God.
I remember that.
I didn't have that.
Oh my God.
I didn't have Netflix until like probably, I don't know, six, seven years ago, I got
rid of cable because it was just so damn expensive and I was like, I can't.
This is not worth it for me.
I was hanging out with Melanie a lot and so I like wouldn't even be watching my cable
and I was like, I'm getting rid of this shit.
And she was like, because when she would come down to my house, she logged in with it anyways.
So what am I doing having cable spell?
Right, exactly.
No, no reason to have that.
Well so I remember so that the DVD things when they sent them to your house.
So I had I did that at one point and then we would have I think you get like two at
a time maybe or depending on how much you paid for it.
And this was before that you could even like stream.
This was when they had like a catalog or like a page and you like circled it or something
and sent or like call.
I don't know how you did it on the website.
Yeah, I don't even know if they had a website at that point.
Like there was I remember having like a piece of paper that we had to look through at one
point, but maybe there was a website.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
But I had a boyfriend, his parents would get his mom would get like the Netflix things
and we'd like pass it around to everybody in the family and we'd all watch the video,
the thing and then send it back.
You know, so you know what?
We were doing it back then too.
Okay.
Well, I was being so dramatic when that first happened on Netflix the other day with Melanie
and I was like, what am I going to do?
And she was like, I mean, and I was like, well, hold on, let me see.
I was like, Brandon has Netflix and I was like, but can we like deal with this or whatever?
And she was like, I thought you might get your own.
I was like, why would I do that?
She was like, I don't know with that man.
And I was like, no.
Yeah, with the man that you are talking about, like I was like Melanie, I would have to know
exactly.
No, I do not want to share my Netflix with the man.
I'm going to marry Melanie.
I don't want to have to start over again with, you know, all the shit that shows up based
on what I watch.
I think you can transfer your profile.
I think you can.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if it's on Netflix, but I think you can transfer that.
I would consider it if I could do that, but otherwise I'm not curating what shows up for
me ever.
I don't want to do that.
My continue watching is solid and it would really upset me if I had to start from scratch.
It wouldn't upset me.
I actually kind of sometimes like to go to a different profile and see what comes up
because sometimes I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm so sick of the same stuff that I've been watching.
Like if I have something like my dad might watch and I'm like, oh my God, I want to watch
like an action show, but action movie like James Bond or something because I really like
those.
But lately I've been watching, you know, Bravo or honestly, I don't really watch that stuff.
But like lately I've been watching rom-coms or something.
And it's been giving me all this other stuff.
I want to, I kind of like to go to a different thing and kind of, I do like to start from
scratch honestly.
I'm a scratch.
No, that sounds terrible.
It helps.
Absolutely.
If you can keep.
So all right.
So let me, let me just like see what else we got.
Hold on.
You asked me what I've been up to lately and we talked about it, but what have you been
up to lately?
Oh, what have I been up to lately?
So we're the tangent queens over here.
Last weekend we had beer Olympics on Saturday.
Before that you had an adventure.
I know, but I'm, I'm, I'm kind of getting there.
So I thought, hold on, what did I do on Friday last weekend?
Did you win beer Olympics?
Yes.
So my team won beer Olympics.
Yay.
I came in absolute last place and we did not win a single thing.
Well, we didn't get anything either.
I thought y'all, y'all were supposed to come in last place and get that bottle of Jameson.
It was never given to me and I would have.
Why does the last place group get something and nobody else does?
Cause well, you know, it actually worked out in Mason's favor because he was on my team.
So he lost.
He lost and he was like, okay, I lost.
So I'm getting this bottle.
I'm going to do what I said.
I remember him taking that and I was like, go for it.
Nobody was on my team.
Were you really?
We had one only one guy.
Everybody smoked us.
Well, but were you the first one out?
Yeah, you were.
Cause I remember you got in the pool and I was like, are you out already?
You're like, yup.
And I was like, dang, I'm jealous.
I was getting so hot.
It was like a hundred degrees.
And I was like, it was warm and I almost vomited in that.
Okay.
So I want to explain the ice cube, the first game.
So okay, let me just kind of back up.
We had beer Olympics with our friends, Mason, our friend Mason put this on and we had groups.
We had a bunch of people show up to Sarah's apartment pool and they had like drinking
games that you do.
And then we just drew numbers out of a cup and placed like for four-ish people, I think
on four teams, I guess we may have had more people than that, but not everybody, but he
participated in beer Olympics and we had three events.
We did these ice cube trays.
And so you poured a beer in your ice cube trays and then you had to suck each individual
little cra- cavity.
Does that have a name?
A cavity.
Yeah.
That's it.
I would call it that.
Yeah.
I wouldn't have said that.
I would have said whole, but yeah, a cavity sounds better.
Yeah.
And so you suck the beer out of each individual one, but what people don't understand is that
it's a lot harder than it looks.
And it's carbonated.
I almost vomited like seven times.
And so when you're swallowing, you have to just kind of like keep sucking in and going,
because if you like stop and like swallow and breathe or whatever, you just slow down
and you drain juice back in.
I was the slowest one.
We lost that one.
That was like, we won the whole thing, but we lost it because of me.
I was so bad.
And I was like, cause it's carbonation and I put truly in mine and I filled mine up to
the rim and everybody else was like, Oh, I was like, why are you all not filling y'all's
up all the way?
And they were like, Oh, no.
So that was the first round.
And then the second round was flip cup and then the third round was the longest fucking
beer pong.
Oh my God.
It took forever.
It was well, because you had four people and so they were, and I made it like once or twice.
And then after that, I didn't make any, it was 10 cup, but still it's just too many people.
Pick your best players and let's move on because trying to wrangle that many eight people for
a beer pong game is a joke.
Oh my God.
Also in the beginning.
Okay.
So in the beginning of the beer pong.
So you know, in beer pong where you like who decide who goes first, were you sitting there
when I did this?
Oh my God, this is terrible.
So I don't know the guy's name.
I forgot his name.
Um, he's got dark hair and he had like a black t-shirt on, Sarah, you have to tell me.
And it looks like it had like a lungs on it.
He was the guy with the, with the, the board thing that not as James James.
Okay.
So James, I'm sorry, James.
Oh my God.
Hopefully he doesn't listen to this, but so no, we want him to listen.
No, we don't want him to listen.
Okay.
So I am doing the beer pong thing, like where you have to, like, they, they were like, you
have to look at each other in the eyes and shoot or whatever.
So I, I, I, him and he is going like this with his eyes cross.
He's crossing his eyes at me.
She's making faces.
No, he wasn't making.
Well, I thought he was.
And I'm like, I said, I called him out.
I was like, what the hell?
Why are you crossing your eyes at me?
Oh my God.
Mason and the people next to me were like, Emily, he has crossed eyes.
No, he doesn't.
Oh my God.
They made me feel so bad.
I was like, why would you believe anything that Mason said?
It was Mason and Santana.
And I was like, afterwards, I was like, really?
And they were like, yeah.
I don't know that they had even met him.
Mason may have met him before that day, but I don't think so.
I was so embarrassed.
Oh my God.
Oh, thank God.
I'm so glad you cleared that up because oh my God, I was like, I felt so bad.
The rest of it was really nice.
He's super nice.
And he like, he was trying to teach everybody to like Melanie.
He held her up on whatever that little.
Yeah.
Um, that was fun.
But yeah, that was, I was like, what the hell, dude?
Yeah.
Why are you, I was like, why you cross-eyed at?
Why are you looking at me cross-eyed or something really terror?
And then I'm, because I thought he was doing it on purpose.
He was like, oh, I'm sorry.
He probably was.
He was doing it on purpose.
He's not cross-eyed.
I did not know he was doing it on purpose.
And I was like, what the hell?
Why are you trying to distract me?
And then, yeah.
And then I felt bad.
You should not believe the two.
When the two of them both say it, it's definitely not true.
And then Lisa might've been over there too.
I don't know who all, of course Lisa would have.
She sure as shit ain't met him.
She was probably shaking her head like, oh no.
I was like, oh God.
So, okay.
So we did beer Olympics, but before that, so the weekend, was it the weekend before?
Has it been that long?
Yeah.
I'm just saying we haven't recorded and this, it was like two weeks ago.
Yeah.
So I went to the Friday before I took the day off of work and I went to Nashville with
my little brother.
This was Memorial Day weekend.
Memorial Day weekend.
Yeah.
Yes.
I went to Nashville on Friday to see Dave Matthews Band, of course, at-
Was it Bridgestone?
Bridgestone Arena.
Okay.
Yes.
And it was great.
So we get there.
We go to the hotel-
Yeah.
We go to Daniel.
Yeah.
So we go, well, me and Daniel, that's like our thing.
We like to go to Dave concerts together.
Oh yes.
I know because I was bitching at her.
I was like, why didn't you tell me about it?
And she was like, I could only get two tickets and I'm taking Daniel.
It was a whole thing with the tickets.
So I took Daniel like every time if I do only have two tickets.
So Daniel, we go to the hotel.
We get there, blah, blah, blah.
We're drinking.
We get some food.
We go to the thing.
We wait in line.
So thank goodness.
I'm like, because I like to get into the show.
Usually there, we get posters.
We'll see that poster on the wall of my fish.
That's from my first fish show.
And it was in 2021.
Isn't that crazy?
It was like two years ago.
I'm going to another one.
It was like a Tuesday and a Wednesday in, I think it's like in two weeks or something.
Here?
In Huntsville.
Oh, at the Orion?
Yes, at the Orion.
It's going to be fun.
So I know a lot of people don't like fish, but if you see them live, it's so funny.
A lot of people don't like widespread panic either, but I, and I know that you'll never
agree.
I need to go to widespread panic concerts because I would think I would like it better.
I do.
It's just a good vibe all around.
And people are there to have a good time.
And it's not like, I don't know, a Taylor Swift situation.
Oh my God.
You know what I mean?
I would love to go to a Taylor Swift concert.
Yeah.
I mean, no, not like, you know what I'm saying.
It's just not on that level.
And be backstage or something.
Okay.
But that would never happen.
But so where were we?
Oh, so we go, we go and normally you have to get in line to get into the concert, to
get to the merch table tent or whatever it is inside or like inside the venue.
But this time for some reason they had a merch tent outside of the venue, outside of the
arena open before the, um, open before the show started.
And so we got there and we're like, Oh hell yeah.
So we go, we get in line.
We buy our $65, however much they are posters.
We put them in a tube and Daniel, so Daniel, my little brother has like, he has seen like
a million fish shows.
He's gone to all these concerts and stuff and he has experience with, he loses everything.
Let me just tell you, listen, he left his cell phone on a, on a like, what are they
called the train things in the airport?
Like I remember that one time.
Tram.
Yes.
In the tram.
Just like, and like, do you know how many trams there are?
I feel like a hundred of them.
Like you can't never going to find that it's not coming back.
Like he just loses stuff a lot.
He's notorious for it.
He used to be a lot worse, um, with losing things.
Well, so he, he is specialized in losing things or preparing to lose things.
So he was like, Emily, let's write our names and phone numbers on here in case and say,
if lost, if lost, please call.
And so I did that.
I wrote our name, my name and his, and my phone number and his name and his phone number
on there.
And Daniel was carrying it, which I knew.
And I told my mom this, I was like, it's honestly, it's his fault that he, I'm going to tell
you, he lost.
He ended up losing it.
You need to have a poster carrier that has a strap on it.
Well, I do have one of those and I usually take my yoga strap and you put it on there
and you, and so you just carry it.
And I was going to bring that, but I didn't because it was the whole thing.
So cause we had seats and we were in the arena and we weren't really down low.
So I was like, Oh, we're not going to lose this.
Well, so it was, and I kept, I kept being like, it's my fault for no, not telling him
that I needed to carry it because I knew that he would lose it because he normally does.
And I'm like, whatever.
Like, but like, just like, know yourself, you know, know who you are and be like, I
can't carry this cause I'm going to lose it.
Like I would, I would say that.
So and I don't normally lose things.
I'm like, nah, I'm not losing that shit.
I paid $60 for it.
Um, or, you know, that's like a hundred and something dollars worth of posts.
It's just a piece of paper too, but it's important to me and to him.
Like we collect these things or whatever.
So we get that stuff.
We're going out.
We go across the street to this bar.
It was a great bar.
It was like, Oh my God, it was it called?
I don't know what it's called like Teddy's and it was like, uh, it was great.
It's brand.
I think they've only been open for like six months and they have like several levels.
And like, it's like in Nashville, downtown Nashville, and it's across from kind of like
caddy cornered from, um, Oh my God, what is the place called that everybody goes to in
Nashville tequila cowboy.
What?
I've never heard of that.
No tootsies tootsies.
Yes.
Also there's a tootsie in Panama city.
So if we ever go like, yeah, so it's like kind of across the street from tootsies, but
like on the little like street that Bridgestone arena is on.
So it's like right there.
So we could just like walk right in.
It was not super busy.
We walked in and there were two seats sitting right there.
The bartender was amazing.
I forgot her name.
Oh my God.
She had the best name and she was so good.
She gave us like, like the locals discount because we were so nice to her.
That's so nice.
I know she was great.
So we had a great time there.
Then we went into the show.
We had a good time there.
Blah, blah, blah.
Well, we go back afterwards.
We're like, Daniel's like, let's go back to Freddy's or I don't know.
I think it was called Freddy's.
We go back across.
We get in there.
I'm drunk as you know what, but Daniel's drunk too.
And we get in there and I remember sitting down and I drank everybody drink.
Sarah's choking.
Oh snap.
Okay.
So Sarah just, we just pause because Sarah just had to sneeze twice.
She must be allergic to me.
No, I got bubbles up my nose.
She's drinking this.
I coughed and then they got up my nose too.
What are you drinking?
I saw it.
It's a what a what a?
It's a vodka mule.
You gotta go to the liquor store.
It's like a high noon situation.
Cool.
I've never seen those.
I can get them in New York, but they just started carrying cut water.
It looks like it would have agave in it probably.
It's a mule.
It's vodka.
I know, but sometimes they feel like agave syrup and stuff like this.
Okay.
So they probably don't, but I was just telling Sarah, she sneezed and I wish so we had it
recorded because she sneezes as loud as I do and I'm the loudest sneezer in the entire
world.
Two episodes ago we did record it and you were like, girl, you gotta give me a heads
up.
Well, no, this was louder this time and she did two in a row and I've never heard anybody
else sneeze as loud as I can sneeze and I can't control the loud.
No.
Like it just, and my mom's the same way.
Does your mom do it like that too?
Oh yeah.
So does Jerry.
Okay.
So, and I wonder if it's like genetic or just like we, I don't, my dad gets so mad
at my mom because he'll, he's like, you're dramatic sneezing or something and like drink.
I'm sorry.
Now my throat is bothered from my sneeze.
It's fun.
So she.
It's fun cause it's a drinking game.
Yes.
So anyways, let me just get out of that.
She sneezes loud and let me go back to the story.
So we go back to Freddie's and I accidentally like spilled a, like the guy went to go, I
was, I think I was talking with my hands maybe and the guy went to go fill up my drink and
he, I moved my hands and it spilled.
And then Daniel was like, Oh, pretending he was acting like it was because I was drunk,
which maybe it was, but I think it, I don't think it was because I was drunk.
So I was like mad at him because he was pissing me off because he was, he made it seem like
he, he kind of made it seem like I was drunk and I shouldn't be getting a drink when he
was the one that told me to get a drink.
Had he lost the posters?
No.
So we had the posters and he kept, okay.
So all night he didn't want to, I guess he didn't want to look like he was like at the
concert.
He wanted to look like a local.
So we, what I was like trying, I was like putting the poster on the counter.
Where are we all staying?
At the Westin.
Why didn't you bring it back to the room?
Because it's too far.
It was like really far away.
Yeah.
I mean like several blocks.
So I'm like, okay, give me that poster.
And at this point, the place is packed.
Okay.
So I just sit on the ground next to him, the posters at the bar.
Yes.
And I'm like, no, I'm like pissed off.
And then finally he pissed me off enough that I was just like, and I was drunk.
So I was like, I'm going back to the hotel.
Bye.
So you went by yourself.
I went by myself.
I walked out of the hotel and then I got back to the hotel and listen, but listen to this.
So I went back and I prepared for him to be back because I knew he was going to leave
soon anyways.
I was, and I had already paid for, I think maybe he paid.
I don't know.
I can't remember who paid.
I probably paid.
I can't remember or he did somebody paid.
We get back, I get back to the hotel.
I go up to the top floor because I don't know.
It wasn't even like midnight yet, but it might've been like 11 and or 10, 11.
They have pool, a big pool thing.
Yeah.
And then they also have like a restaurant and like food and stuff.
And like, so I was like, are y'all still serving food?
They were like, no, but you can order it from your room until midnight or whatever.
I was like, sweet.
So I go back to the room and I ordered, oh my God.
I don't even remember.
I don't think I ordered all this stuff.
I ordered it and then I like laid in the bed and then Daniel showed up.
And I, before that I was like, oh my God, he's going to lose the posters.
And so I sent him a message that was like, don't forget the posters.
Oh, he gets back post.
I'm like, do you have the posters?
He's like, oh man.
I'm like, oh my God.
I knew you were going to.
So the next, actually, I don't know.
It might've been the next morning when I, when I realized he didn't have the posters.
And so we went back to the bar anyways, but that night, let me just tell, talk to you
about the room service that I ordered.
I ordered like enough food for an army and we ate it all.
I also ordered two pieces of cheesecake.
I would never have ordered cheesecake.
Like that's not something that I normally order, but I guess I was like, I think Daniel
might want dessert too.
So let's get some dessert.
I like ordered, I ordered like the mushroom risotto.
Like I think I ordered a big piece of salmon, like a salmon dinner.
I say it was like $110 or something.
That's hysterical that you walked home by yourself because you were mad at him.
And then ordered dinner.
Yes.
Let me get this a feast for my brother.
I was just not that mad at him.
If I was really mad, I would have been like, screw you.
I'm your mom.
But no, I wasn't that mad.
I was just like, okay, I gotta go home.
I got to go home and salmon at 11 o'clock at night.
And Daniel got there before the food had made it.
And I was like, I bought, I ordered a bunch of food and he like passed out in the bed.
Like I don't even know if he heard me say I ordered food.
They got there and I was like, Daniel, wake up, wake up.
And I had the, they rolled the tray in and he's like, oh my God, you're the best.
Like this is so good.
And then we just chowed down.
It was so good.
So we had that happen.
But okay.
So the next morning we didn't, we didn't have the posters and we're like, oh my God, Daniel's
like, we're going to go to the bar and we're going to check to see if they have it.
So we go in there.
Okay.
And then I go, there's nobody at the door and the door shut and I don't know if they're
closed or not, but I opened the door and I went in, there's literally nobody in there.
So I go up the stairs and I'm like going up all around.
I'm like looking behind the bar, trying to, I'm trying calling, Hey, is anybody here?
Because you know, the bars in Nashville are like huge.
So like three stories, whatnot.
And so I'm finally, I see this like door to like a back area and there's like a guy that
maybe a cook or like somebody who does like back work.
I don't know.
I was like, Hey, is anybody working like downstairs?
We left a poster.
I told him what the deal was and he literally took me downstairs and we couldn't find it
behind the bar.
So he took me to the dumpster in the back and he dug through the trash, opened the trash
bags.
I was vomit.
I know it was, I was like, you don't have to do this.
He was like, no.
And he was like, Oh my God, it was so nice.
And he had the beautiful, most beautiful eyes I've ever seen in my entire life.
I was like, and he's going through the trash.
Look, you need to, I don't know if you're married yet, but you need to get there.
So remind me to tell you a vomiting story in a second.
Oh God.
Oh, vomiting story.
So we did that.
Um, okay.
And I know this, this long, this story is dragging out, but it is a good story.
So I, at this point I'm like, we lost the posters.
We're never going to get them.
And Daniel was like so positive.
And I think he's doing it cause he feels really bad about losing these posters.
And I was like, can you believe you lost?
And he was like, don't make me feel worse about it.
One job, Daniel.
Yeah.
I was like, what the hell?
He's like, Oh, you made me feel worse.
Like, Oh, and he's like, I'm just so, we wrote our names.
He's like, we wrote our names on them.
I'm like, Daniel, they're not going to call us.
Did you put your phone numbers on there too?
Yeah.
We put our names and phone numbers so they could call us if they, if it was lost and
it was like, if lost, please call Emily at whatever.
And then Daniel at whatever.
And so it's been what?
Two weeks or so.
So I'm like, over two weeks.
Yeah.
And I've told all my friends, yeah, we got the poster and Dana, I'm like telling the
story of Daniel lost them and I'm all sad and blah, blah, blah.
At least I got a hat and I did get, oh, Daniel also bought me this.
My Nalgene bottle that is it's called, it's got Dave Matthews band on it and it's for
2023 and it is this bottle planted 10 trees.
You pay $20 for it and it's like, I don't know, you can do like refill.
Yeah.
And it's like, goes for a good cause or whatnot.
So Daniel, Daniel bought me that.
So that makes up for, you know, a third of my poster.
So it's okay, Daniel.
So yesterday I'm at home.
I'm thinking these posters are long gone.
I get a phone call and it says Weston Nashville.
And I'm like, why is the Weston Nashville calling me?
I didn't even.
Daniel made the reservations at the hotel so it wasn't even in my name.
And I'm like, there's no way if we lost these posters that anybody would have known to take
them to the Weston.
No way.
So I'm answering, I'm like, what the hell?
Why is Weston calling me?
And I'm like, I'm just going to answer it just in case it's the posters.
I answer it and the guy's like, Hey, Emily, is this Emily?
And I'm like, yeah.
And he's like, I'm like, I'm, I'm like real weary.
I'm like, yeah.
I'm like, I'm like, what is he going to say?
Like, is he going to say that we damaged the room or something and we got a pain on my,
oh my God.
Well, he's like, oh, we found this, this tube and it has your name on it.
And I was like, oh my God, they found it.
They found it.
And I, so I asked him, I was like, oh my God, where did you find it?
I was like, like, how did it get there?
Like where was it?
And he was like, I don't know.
He was like, it was just behind the front desk.
And I just saw the number.
Do you think bring it to the hotel?
Daniel does not remember.
Well, no, I don't think the bartender wouldn't have known where we were staying.
Oh, I didn't know.
Yeah.
Y'all like talk to her or whatever.
And she was awesome.
Yeah.
She got cut like earlier, so she wasn't there when we went back.
I got somebody else.
Yeah.
So what if he carried him to the lobby and just kind of like, that's what I think.
I think maybe he like accidentally left it in the elevator, like put it down because
he was doing something.
I don't know.
Or like sat down.
I was like, did you go to the bar or did you go upstairs?
Because I went up and did all these things.
I was like, where did you go?
He's like, I really cannot remember.
What the hell?
How would they have gotten there?
So nobody knows how it got there.
The guy was like, no, I don't know.
It was just behind the front desk.
Are they mailing him?
So he sent me, I haven't gotten the other email.
He told me he was going to give it to security.
And then they would send me an email.
He sent me an email for like a lost and found thing.
And so I filled that out.
And once they like match it up, they'll give me instructions to mail it to me because I
was like, can I pay for postage or whatnot?
So we're going to our posters back.
That's very exciting.
Yay.
But also, lol, Daniel.
I know for real.
Come on, Daniel.
So I have a lot of things.
So I feel like I've been talking this whole time.
Well, let me tell you my vomit story.
Oh, vomit story.
Yes.
So Melanie came back and spent two nights with me this past week and she only came for
Memorial Day.
Like we celebrated on Sunday and she left on Monday.
And so she came this past weekend for Friday night and then we had beer Olympics Saturday
and she stayed Saturday night.
So wait, so is this vomiting story from this past weekend?
Yes.
Oh snap.
Yeah, I don't think it's what you think it's going to be.
Was I there?
No.
Okay.
No.
So Friday night we had what did we do?
Oh, we went Friday afternoon to Good Dog and took Jolene and met Aaron and Santana and
all the dogs.
And just kind of hung out for a little while, but Brandon had thawed some steaks out.
So when we got home, we took those to the pool and I made a salad and we grilled steaks
and like eight steak at the pool, just the three of us.
So when we got back and we were like, and we really, we were, I mean, we had a couple
beers while we were at Good Dog or whatever, but like nothing crazy.
And even at the pool, like we didn't even bring a cooler.
We just brought a couple beers, whatever.
And so we eat these and all of us finish our revives.
It was de-freaking-licious.
That sounds so good.
I had a grilled steak in a minute.
So we get back up and Melanie's like, we're scrolling through the TV, trying to figure
out what we're going to watch.
And she was like, I'm going to watch a rom-com.
And we're like, okay.
So then she sees this and it's kind of a mix between like a docu-series and like a just
straight documentary slash like movie, but it was Jackass 4.5.
So this is like-
Wait, so this was actually, like it was actually Jackass?
Yeah.
Or you're okay with it?
Yeah.
And so this was like 10 years after the last Jackass movie that Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville
and everybody gets together and they were like, do we want to do this or whatever?
They were like, let's just kind of start filming and see where the vibes go, whatever.
Well, they did that.
It was great vibes and then COVID hit and it was just kind of the story around that
and how they got, came up with the last bit of like stuff they did because Steve-O is
sober now and that sort of thing.
Johnny Knoxville is gray headed and it's like wild.
I know.
Yeah.
And so we get like three fourths of the way through the movie and then they wrap this
man who's fat and has fat rolls and all this stuff.
They put sashimi sushi in him and then wrap him in plastic.
Wait, in him or on him?
Like in his folds, in his fat folds.
Wrap him in plastic.
No, I can't.
I can't.
You get mad at me for talking about nasty stuff.
This is way worse.
This is so much nastier.
It was bad.
Okay.
Wrap him in plastic and then he like runs a couple laps and then they each run a couple
laps at what?
All around what?
Like the street.
They were actually in LA.
No, they eat it?
No.
Yes.
I missed that and then I heard it.
No.
So then you know how they will start gagging about stuff on set or whatever.
Well, it was A number one disgusting and then they're gagging on set and I had to go throw
up.
Did you throw up?
Yes.
Oh my God.
No, they ate it?
Melody and Brandon are both just like laughing away and I'm like, no, this is so disgusting.
I can't handle this.
Who comes up with that stuff?
I have literally no idea.
Like who thought that it was a good idea to put sushi that can get bacteria?
But it's not even just like under his boobs or like in a back fat roll.
Like they were eating it out of his like butt crack.
No.
Swear on my life.
And they surrender.
Who's the fat guy?
I don't know what his name is.
He's new.
Like he was not around when we were kids.
This is disgusting.
It was terrible.
And people watch this stuff.
Yeah.
I was like, Melanie, are we for real?
We're really watching this right now?
I tried so bad.
I had to go throw up.
It was so disgusting.
I can't imagine.
Like I would not be able to watch.
See, I can watch somebody get their body cut open all day and their guts taken out and
like sewed back up in surgery or like somebody like, I don't, I just can't like, that's disgusting.
Like if you're going to eat that because they could get sick for real.
Like, oh, a hundred percent.
Oh God.
And like people actually watch that.
It's awful.
Why?
I watched it.
I know, but you didn't really want to watch it.
No.
Like, no.
It was funny.
They were giggling.
Both of them were giggling.
Did they think it was funny because you were so grossed out though?
I don't think that they knew that I threw up at the time because I went in there to
go pee and then the dry heaving just kept continuing.
So I had to pee as fast as I possibly could so I can flush the toilet and then throw up.
What if you had to, have you ever?
I threw up in my mouth a little bit and I had to hold it there until I could turn around.
Have you ever had to like both sides?
No, thankfully I have not.
I have had to do that before.
No.
Like, you're probably not getting sick not from like, not from watching something.
But like what if you were peeing and you like, which one would you choose?
The vomit to go on the floor or the pee to go to the floor?
Like what if you had to turn?
Well, I have a garbage can right next to my toilet so it would all have a place to go.
Okay.
I was like, nevermind.
But like what if you, you know what I mean though?
Like if you had to choose, would you rather your pee be on the floor or would you rather
your vomit be on the floor?
I would rather my vomit be on the floor.
I think that would be easier to clean up.
I don't know.
I think the pee would be, pee is easier to clean up.
The thing about it was that I had like just eaten some tostones.
Tostones?
Yes.
They're these like, they're like plantains, but I had just eaten some.
Is that what we had at the pool the other day?
Yeah.
They're good, aren't they?
Yeah, they were good.
Yeah.
So I had just eaten some of those.
So it was like chunky throw up.
So in that situation where it wasn't like projectile vomiting, yeah, that can go on
the floor because it's going to be really easy to pick up.
Most of the time when I vomit, it is like, it's like, you know when your dog vomits and
it's like bile, but it's like thick and frothy, I feel like mine gets like that a lot.
It happens to me a lot because every time I brush my teeth just about, I'll throw up
a little.
Yeah.
I don't, like a lot of times I like don't have a lot.
You got to get back in there in the tongue, you know?
I don't have a lot to throw up.
I'll throw up like a little thing and then I'll dry heat.
I threw up bile this morning.
You what?
I threw up bile this morning when I was brushing my teeth.
Oh my God.
You know what?
I might throw up in my mouth when you got here.
I told you I was like, I think I might throw up in my mouth because every day, every day
this week I've eaten something and like an hour later I've like, like I don't feel sick.
I just like threw up in my mouth a little and I did it.
And like the other night I did it.
Oh my God, this is so gross.
And I'm sorry, y'all, I apologize for the nastiness.
But like the other night I did it and when I did it, I think I was like laughing or like
moving or I don't know what I was doing or talking.
And when I did it, it like went into my nose.
And so it was like the whole night I was trying to blow it out of my nose, but it's like,
it wasn't, there wasn't anything in there.
It was just like where the, I guess something like.
Like the acid burns in your nose.
Yes.
Oh, it was so bad.
Gross.
Oh, it was so gross.
So.
Why don't we get on these gross tangents?
We got to quit.
I don't know.
We don't normally do that.
Sorry guys.
I think this is the grossest one we've been on.
You guys like it.
It's okay.
You know, that would be if you hear that noise in the background, I don't think you can hear
it, but I'm going to let you know what it is.
Butterbean gets on the carpet and he makes digs a hole in the carpet to lay down.
There's literally nothing to move, but he just digs.
It is weird.
Okay.
So the next thing that I was going to talk about is that today my favorite man and my
other favorite man.
Oh my gosh.
We're together.
It was a little dramatic this morning as well.
Oh my God.
It was bad.
I don't know if dramatic for you, for me to tell you because it's dramatic because I was
being dramatic about it, but like it was, what was it?
Like I was, I don't know what the word is.
You just make me laugh because when you want to talk, you're going to fire off text messages
really fucking quick.
And I'm like, Oh my God.
So like right close to after that started happening, I was creating the post for today's
episode that is live right now.
And then I don't answer.
Yes.
Oh my God.
It makes me want to fucking scream.
I knew that was going to happen.
I was like, Oh my God, I didn't respond back because I've been like on this whole thing
and trying to fix this.
And then my boss called me and I was like, shoot.
And then I was like, I think I just, all I did was like heart it.
And you were almost like, I hope she, that's all she cares about.
I answered the first couple.
I did when I changed it completely or whatever.
And you hearted it.
I was like, I'm fucking going to go whatever.
So this, this morning Dave Matthews was on Howard Stern and you guys know that I love
Howard Stern.
And if you listen to a couple episodes before we talked about how my dad like either I,
he probably traded in his truck or something and like got the free trial and like canceled
his other one.
And so I, when they do that, they like downgrade you.
So you can't listen to Howard Stern.
Well I hadn't been listening to Howard for like how it's been like six months.
Or three months, maybe at least.
And I was like real sad about it.
And so finally I was like, you know what?
I can just pay the money because it really, it's worth it.
Like honestly, my life has been so much better.
You listen to it every morning.
Yeah.
I listen to it every single morning.
And like honestly, like if I'm in the car, I listen to the reruns too.
Like if, you know, or whatever.
So like skip ordering the simply bare chicken nuggets for one month.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
And then, well now I'm going to anyway.
So, but so that, and then I also listened to the Dave Matthews band station on there,
which is, you know, of course I love both of those people and both of them have Sirius
XM stations.
So how Dave is on there and I am like prepared.
So I wake up early, get ready.
I'm like, I took a shower, got out of the shower, made sure the dogs were out before
Dave was on.
And I was like, he's starting.
So everybody's done.
I was dressed and ready to go.
I put my, I had it on my like Alexa device.
And at first when I was like getting ready and stuff, and this is before Dave got, or
was he was probably there, but you know, was on.
So I get out of the shower.
I put, I'm trying to switch it over to my headphones, like my, so that I can walk around
and like go to work, like go to my office and not have to listen to it on the thing.
So I can go upstairs and get my coffee, not my coffee, my diet Mountain Dew and like breakfast
if I need it and then come back downstairs and like walk around.
So I turn it on there.
And instead when I get, I put it on my phone, on the app.
And instead of me clicking on the Howard 101 or Howard 100 channel, I clicked on the Dave
Matthews channel and I'm like, okay, I hear a Dave song and I forgot which one it was
that was playing and it goes, it keeps going on and on.
And I'm like, I am jamming.
I'm like, oh my God, he's playing a song to begin with instead of talking.
And I'm like, this is amazing.
Dave is jamming.
He is, he is, he's getting it this morning.
I was like, this is amazing.
It sounds awesome.
Um, well guess what guys, I was on the wrong thing and I was listening to a live Dave Matthews
concert or like some type of recording of like, and cause I was like, why does this
keep going on and on?
I looked down and I was like, oh my God.
So I would, I missed like the first like hour or many minutes and I wasn't live and I was
like so pissed off.
Oh my God.
So I had to go back and like listen to it.
And then it ended up being kind of working out because like I was listening to it and
then my boss was like, Hey, I need to talk to you.
And I was like, okay, I'll call you in a minute.
And I called him and I had to like turn it off.
So anyways, I did finish it.
It was really good.
Um, I'm trying to think of some stuff that he talked about that was really good.
You guys have to go listen to it.
If you don't have serious XM, we are not, I'm not a serious XM.
Like we don't like, we're not associated.
I would love to be though.
Please have us.
Honestly, I would.
Yeah.
I'll, I'll be associated with Dave Matthews with Howard Stern.
Like honest, I would love to be on the house show, but not be in the whack bag.
I don't want to be in the whack pack.
We'll have to talk about that.
That would be sad.
You don't want to be on the Howard Stern show.
I'm not sure.
You have never listened to it before though.
And people, you, so the thing is that my thing is people have this like idea that he is like
this nasty raunchy dude.
He is amazing.
And like he, like you should listen to him.
He loves his wife.
He's loyal.
He's like, he's super loyal to all his, all of his employees, like all of, I mean, you
need to like research Howard Stern.
He loves cats.
He loves animals.
He's like, he's, he's great.
Okay.
And maybe sometimes they have like people doing some weird stuff, but they don't really,
you know, it's not really that big a deal.
I love him.
People need to, they, he has, and he has evolved over time and some people think that he's
gotten more boring as he's gotten older, but, but he has evolved into this, like, I love
him.
Like, and I love the show.
I love all the people that work on there.
It's a, it's great.
And they have really talented people that work for that show.
So anyway, so that, that happened this morning.
Do you want a pairing update really quick though?
Yeah.
Because you still don't have it, right?
Yeah.
So I still don't have it.
Should I tell you what happened?
So I still don't have it.
I ordered it a month ago yesterday.
Well, I think the most important thing is to talk about the status of the tracking and
what the response was when you told them that.
So I got it.
I sent another email, um, yesterday.
Hold on.
Pause.
Okay.
So the pair ring, so I ordered it a month ago yesterday and I still haven't gotten it.
And so on, uh, they said that it takes like two to three weeks to be delivered.
I think it was two weeks total.
So on Sunday, the 21st of May, I emailed them and I was like, Hey, I'm checking to see if
you can get an update on my order.
I gave them the order number and everything.
They said, Hey there.
So they, they responded like a couple hours later, I think, no, then the next day and
they're like, Hey, we're so sorry that you're having to chase this.
We've had a bit of shipping nightmare and also ran out of stock much sooner than expected.
The good news is that I can confirm that your ring is now in transit and should be with
you very soon.
Your order has been mailed to you from our fulfillment center in Norwich.
Is that how you say it?
Like our Norwich Norwich, Connecticut, UK.
Oh, UK.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Therefore delivery time will depend on your global location.
I hope this helps.
You can find tracking at blah, blah, blah, blah.
So they were like super good.
Nice there.
Okay.
So that was really responsive.
So then that was on the 22nd and then on the 23rd, I was like, thanks.
I checked the status.
I get, I went to the tracking thing and it does not say that it has been mailed yet.
Do you have an estimate on when it will be received by the shipping center for fulfillment?
And I sent a screenshot to them because it said activity, your item has not yet been
received by the shipping center.
Please try again in a few hours.
That was the next day.
Right.
And they had already said, oh, it's showing that it's already been shipped.
Okay.
So then they're like, if the parcel is showing and blah, blah, blah, it's on the way to their
system.
They said shipped as in we've boxed it up and put a label.
Right.
Exactly.
Then that's normally what that means.
Right.
So they were like, Emily, if the parcel is showing up at blah, blah, blah, it means it's
left the fulfillment center.
It's on our, on their way to you.
I would imagine that your parcel will be with you within the next week.
Okay.
That was on the 24th and they were like, so sorry for the delays and I really appreciate
your patience.
So May 24th, I just want, and they are saying within the next week.
So the next email I sent them was on Friday, June 2nd, which was probably a week, might
have been two weeks later.
I don't know.
I can't see the calendar right now, but however long that was.
So I said, Hey, I'm following up on my order that was placed on five six.
I was told that it shipped on five 22 in the email below, but then it got an email on five
30 saying it, Oh, cause I had gotten in between that.
I got an email on five 30 after the five 22 email saying it had shipped that saying, Hey,
you're your order just shipped.
That was me this time.
I was going to say who's coughing now.
Yeah.
Um, so, so I'm like, well, that's weird.
So, and I was like, that's different than the info that was given to you by your team
before I checked the tracking site I was given.
And it said it has been presumed delivered.
Okay.
So the tracking site says, so here's the email.
It says order number, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Your order has been shipped.
That's on the 30th.
And then if you look at the tracking site, it says status presumed delivered destination
United States.
And it says received by your international service provider.
Please note, no further tracking updates will be available.
So I'm like, seriously?
I'm like, okay, so I still haven't received my order.
Can you please help me with this?
And they sent me one back on the same day.
Few hours later, at least they're responsive.
They're very responsive.
Still presumed delivered means it delivered means it's with your local postal service
rings will be with you within a few days.
I assure you.
Okay.
So then on the fifth, that was two, cause they said few days.
So I waited a few days.
Right.
I was very, I followed up a lot.
I was like, Hey, I'm checking in to see if I can get some kind of additional tracking
information or name of the courier or postal service used to ship my order.
I have not received my order.
And although your team has been very responsive to my inquiries, I am beginning to think I
got scammed.
I have been told multiple times that my order would be with, with me within the next few
days and that has proven to be incorrect.
Any additional information you can provide in the status of my order is appreciated.
Well, a lot of times like if they ship like DHL or something like that, they'll start
with one kind of tracking number, but then when USPS picks it up, it will give you the
new one.
Even if it doesn't really say new tracking number, you know, when it starts with like
a nine or whatever, right.
That somewhere in the information that you can go look at that.
Well, so I've never seen this tracking thing.
It's called track and trace or whatever.
Yeah, I haven't either.
And I think it might be like a UK thing or who knows.
So they responded.
That was the last one I sent to them.
And they said, hey, Emily, I'm sorry you feel this way.
Please see the link below for limited tracking info, which is the same link they gave me
before.
Unfortunately, we are unable to track it further.
I can assure you this is not a scam.
Check out the link below.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Once your order says presumed delivered, it does not mean delivered to you.
It means that it has arrived slash on its way to your local arrived slash on its way
to your local shipping center and will be out for delivery shortly.
Unfortunately, at this stage, we're unable to track it any further as it is down to your
local shipping center to send it out for delivery.
But that is not possible.
They should be able to see where it is.
Because you can't even reach out to USPS or whoever to see what's going on.
Like, yo, what's what's up?
Like now it's in your hands, but you have nothing to give them really.
Exactly.
And to me, that is unacceptable.
And you know what?
They're wasting time with these customer support people having to answer all these.
When they could just pay or get the whatever shipping track.
Yeah, you're paying these other people and which I mean, great, you gave them jobs, you
know, whatever.
But like you are you choosing to go with like a cheaper delivery service, but then you're
going to pay people a bunch of money to answer seventy five thousand questions for people
who aren't getting their fucking rings.
So what I wonder, though, is this like one person or like five people sitting in a room
somewhere and they're just responding or because it doesn't they just put pair.
They didn't put like names or anything or any phone, you know, contact information.
Is this just like one person trying to do this?
A what?
A survey about your customer service experience.
No, but the customer service experience is OK.
No, and I've been very responsive.
I mean, it's not like they're ignoring you or anything like that, but it still doesn't
resolve the issue at hand.
Agreed.
So I have been doing when you come in like that and they respond to you, they'll, you
know, open a ticket, close a ticket upon response, even if there's multiple.
Well, this is a new thing, obviously.
Right.
But like if they're trying to do and I get it like I don't get I don't understand why
it's taking so long to ship like a tiny package of three like plastic rings like silicone
or whatever they're made out of.
Yeah.
Like that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Right.
And they normally you would think that they would like make them in bulk.
They probably bought them in bulk and are like packaging them out.
Right.
They probably have in my opinion, I think that they have somebody like us who has a
full time job and they don't have enough time to do this.
And they're like doing their packaging, their answering emails, they're doing all this stuff
for all the people.
Do you want to know what this tells me?
Your experience with them shipping so far, whatever convention that they plan on having
for everybody is going to be a damn fire fest.
Well, so I have gotten on I got on their website or I got on Instagram the other day and I
saw another ad for it and I looked at all the comments.
OK.
And people were like, I ordered mine three months ago and still haven't gotten in.
And I'm like, I started commenting back.
I was like, same.
I'm this was like when I sent that email that I said, I think I'm starting to get scammed.
I felt really bad for saying that, but I wanted them to know.
I kind of I felt like I was nice about it.
I was like, I'm starting.
You guys have been really responsive, but here's my like, what the hell that you sending
that to them in an email or whatever is one thing because that's not going anywhere.
But I don't think that you would have put your experience out on Instagram if you were
the only person exactly.
But I you saw other people saying it.
And so you're like, yeah, raise your hand.
Me too.
But I also have seen other people say, hey, I waited three months and I finally got it.
But then, do you know, is that a real person or is that somebody that is part of this?
Is it a Finsta who's part of Pear?
Yeah.
Most of the people looked like legit.
Yeah.
But who knows?
Right.
So we'll see if it comes in.
But you know, Kelly ordered one.
I'm excited for you to report it back.
Me too.
I'm excited.
Hopefully it'll be here.
But I mean, it's in the United States, apparently.
We think.
But I tried to look because you can usually you can like if you know what the shipping
provider is, which I would assume this would be like USPS because it's going to be a small
package probably.
Usually you can look up like times for shipping and I would assume it would be either coming
from California or like somewhere on the East Coast because they would get it delivered there
on a boat or whatever they do, flying it over.
And then it would go through probably customs and whatnot.
And then and I get that they've been having customs issues, but I have literally ordered
things from Shien and random other places.
And that stuff did not take this long.
I was literally going to say something about Shien because that comes all the way from
China.
It has to go through customs and all of that.
But there has never been a time and I know people have had different experiences, but
I've ordered from them a lot.
There has never been a time where I have not received my package within like two weeks.
I can see every stop that that package had from China to my front door and the returns
are easy peasy.
Yeah.
Well, so I, you know, my Shien haul that I did.
Yeah.
You haven't returned it.
No.
You're an idiot.
I know.
Pretty sure that I'm past the date.
Oh my God.
So you need anything from Shien?
If I were better than you, I would.
Oh Lord.
Oh man.
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Oh yeah.
I'm supposed to say something.
Toodle-oo.
She forgets every time.
Awkward pause.
I know.
Last time I had to delete like this huge awkward pause.
Cause I was waiting for you.
It was like a minute long and I was like, oh, toodle-oo.
Bye y'all.
Bye.
I can't pause.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
I have to go.
I don't know why it's so good.