1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,320 Hello and welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast. 2 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,000 My name is Emily Crampsey. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Hey, it's Sarah. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,280 And we are the Thick Alabama Females. 5 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,280 Yes. 6 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:26,000 And it is time for a party. 7 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Not really, but just our party. 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Girls night. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Girls night. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Woo. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Yeah. 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 How's it been going? 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,000 You good? 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Excellent. 15 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 All right. 16 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 You got an FMK? 17 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 I do. 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Cool. 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:53,640 So I'm going back to my roots from a couple episodes ago and I am going to do, let's see, 20 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,480 younger, same age or older. 21 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,120 Wait, what? 22 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,120 For men. 23 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,120 Like dating them? 24 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,120 Yeah. 25 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,680 All of the above? 26 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,360 Like fuck, marry and kill all of them? 27 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:10,120 I don't know how much younger. 28 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,680 That's a hard, that's like interesting because it's hard. 29 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,840 What do you think? 30 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,920 I would say. 31 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:22,640 You're going to fuck the young ones, marry the old ones and kill the same age? 32 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:23,640 100%. 33 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,600 I mean, isn't that the answer for every woman? 34 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,760 The majority of long relationships that I've had have been older people. 35 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:38,320 The same age people have been terrible humans. 36 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,640 So yeah, that's what I'm going with. 37 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,320 How much older? 38 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:47,960 The oldest that I've dated older than me, 12, nine and five years. 39 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,760 12 years older than you? 40 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,240 Yeah, I was 28 and he turned 40. 41 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,240 Lord. 42 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,040 That's oldie. 43 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,720 He would be like 50 something now, right? 44 00:01:58,720 --> 00:01:59,720 Or would he be late 40s? 45 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,640 I don't know how many years ago was that? 46 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,640 28? 47 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,720 I would be like almost 50. 48 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:07,040 No. 49 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,480 If you were 28 and you're 35 now, he'd be almost 50. 50 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:12,480 Yeah. 51 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,960 Because if he was 40, 47. 52 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,960 Yeah. 53 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:15,960 Yeah. 54 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,960 Yeah. 55 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:17,960 Late 40s. 56 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:18,960 Bye. 57 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,680 Yeah, that was that was quick. 58 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,040 But I think that that's pretty much every woman's answer. 59 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,040 Maybe I'm wrong, though. 60 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,040 It could be. 61 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,280 I don't know. 62 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,480 Could be you could mix the young and the same age. 63 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,040 Fuck the same age. 64 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,040 Kill the young. 65 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,040 I don't know. 66 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,280 All right. 67 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,400 So I got a news and reviews. 68 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,400 It's not news. 69 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:45,400 It's just reviews. 70 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,400 And it kind of is news. 71 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,600 Is this the same thing that I have? 72 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,600 Same what? 73 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,600 That you have that makeup? 74 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,600 Yeah. 75 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,600 No. 76 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,600 Oh, yes. 77 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,600 I think it's Lancome or Lancome. 78 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,600 Whatever you say it. 79 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,600 I call it Lancome. 80 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,360 Some people say Lancome or like a like a French way to say it. 81 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,600 I'm just like I'm just trying to be Alabama girl like here. 82 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,920 Lancome. 83 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:10,320 It looks like Lancome or it's not Lancome. 84 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,160 I don't really think anybody cares. 85 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,160 I think people do. 86 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,160 When I care that I'm saying it wrong. 87 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,880 I want to get some feedback then somebody tell us. 88 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,880 Yeah. 89 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,480 Somebody tells how you're actually supposed to say it. 90 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:23,680 And I'm probably still going to call it Lancome. 91 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,680 OK. 92 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,160 So the ten adult, tinny, tinny doll. 93 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,560 I don't even know how you say that. 94 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:29,560 It's French tent. 95 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:35,160 It T E I N T I D O L E. 96 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,120 I think it's tinny doll. 97 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,680 Ultra wear long wear makeup has been re formulated. 98 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 OK. 99 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:48,200 This is the makeup I have been using since I was like 10. 100 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,200 My mom used it. 101 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,520 I used it. 102 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,960 I don't think my mom uses it anymore. 103 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,960 She might. 104 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,520 But she she mixes her stuff up. 105 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,880 But I have literally and it's the only makeup that I can find that matches my skin tone. 106 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,520 I have a weird skin tone. 107 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,760 Some people are like you have cool skin tone. 108 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,960 And I'm like if I try to put cool on my face, what is cool? 109 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,360 Cup like like pink. 110 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,360 OK. 111 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:16,520 So you've got cool and warm and the cool is like like this is cool. 112 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,280 And that so you know. 113 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,280 OK. 114 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,160 So this is how I associate cool and warm skin tones. 115 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,160 The lights. 116 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,160 You know how you have warm white lights and then you have the right. 117 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,720 The other white lights that are cool. 118 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,680 The white ones that are like fluorescent. 119 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,680 That's cool. 120 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:35,880 If your skin tone looks like bluish white like that, you're cool. 121 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:40,200 If your skin tone looks like you were neutral, like you said, OK, so I've always thought 122 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:46,600 that I'm neutral too because I kind of but people have tried to match me with like cool 123 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,600 stuff. 124 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,320 It does not match my skin. 125 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,200 So I've always used to 210. 126 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:59,560 I think it's 210, 210 or 215 in Buff in the Langcomb. 127 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:04,560 This the formula that all do I have a three that no you have a two something like 250 128 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,560 or something. 129 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,560 OK. 130 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,400 And but yours is a neutral, I think, as well as what we ordered you. 131 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:14,680 Well, they have reformulated it, which means because something I guess in France or whatever 132 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:21,360 country they do this, they are some country, they outlawed some type of thing that's in 133 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,360 a ingredient. 134 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,800 So they had to redo all of it. 135 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,160 So the colors are different colors now. 136 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,320 And I am now a 105 W warm. 137 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,360 And it it says on here, it says before. 138 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Yeah, they did. 139 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,980 It says before 210. 140 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:38,000 And I was like scared because on the line it looks different. 141 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,560 And I was like, and it's like, have you tried it? 142 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,160 It's like the yes, it's like the least. 143 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,700 It's like the second one, like the second lightest. 144 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:49,200 And I'm like, oh, my God, I don't think that's going to be right. 145 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,920 And so I was like scared, but I got it. 146 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,520 And it's the same thing. 147 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,080 It's just very light colored. 148 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,080 Yeah. 149 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,480 I mean, not like it's very light. 150 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,880 The formula is not as thick. 151 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,240 I actually wore it the other night. 152 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,240 Oh, you did? 153 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,240 Yeah. 154 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,240 Have you not been wearing it? 155 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,240 Oh, you don't like it? 156 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,240 Oh, it's because it's the darker. 157 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,240 Yeah. 158 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,240 I had to wait. 159 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,760 I've had to wait until I got a little bit of a tan. 160 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:09,760 Yeah. 161 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,640 So now I'm like, hmm, but it's like different. 162 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,520 And I think it's weird because I used to be the neutral and now I'm warm. 163 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,720 So am I warm or am I neutral or am I cool? 164 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,200 People tell me that my skin, what do you think my skin tone is? 165 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,880 You're supposed to look at your veins. 166 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,640 I know, but what do you think I am? 167 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,640 A neutral. 168 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,640 Yeah. 169 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,480 So a lot of people have told me that they think that I have olive skin tone. 170 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,480 Yes. 171 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,200 And that my sister has an olive skin tone. 172 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,760 So you think I have olive skin tone? 173 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,480 No, you're, I don't know. 174 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,680 People tell me I have olive skin tone all the time, but I don't think so. 175 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,680 I don't know. 176 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:46,760 But like, if you look at my veins, sometimes they look, depends on the lighting, but a 177 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,000 lot of times they look green to me. 178 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,080 Like I feel like I have green, but then right now they kind of look blue, but they look 179 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,080 blue green. 180 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,080 I don't know. 181 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,080 What do yours look like? 182 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,080 If you have, I have both. 183 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,080 And if you have both, that makes you a neutral. 184 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,040 Well, I don't know if it's both or if I'm just colorblind. 185 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,040 Let me see what yours look like. 186 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,040 I can't see. 187 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,240 They look, I see a blue. 188 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:06,240 Hold please. 189 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,240 I'll shine a light on it. 190 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,240 Okay. 191 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,240 Yours look like mine. 192 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,240 Yeah. 193 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,240 They're both. 194 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,240 We're neutrals. 195 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,800 Cause I see some blue and some green. 196 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,400 Which basically means we were like olive skin tone. 197 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,400 Okay. 198 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,400 Essentially. 199 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,400 All right. 200 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,400 We're all of skin tone. 201 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,400 I don't know. 202 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,880 Whatever it is. 203 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:29,480 So anyways, I just think it's weird that now I'm in warm. 204 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Do you think that's weird? 205 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,880 Cause I don't think I look like I have a warm skin, but I'm glad because I would rather have 206 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:34,880 a warm skin tone. 207 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:39,160 But I mean, as long as it worked, I don't really think it matters what I look like. 208 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,160 That's what the rebrand is. 209 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,160 You know? 210 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,160 Yeah, I guess. 211 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,160 But I just think it's odd. 212 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,160 Yeah. 213 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,160 I understand what you're saying. 214 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,440 Cause have I been a warm color this whole time? 215 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,440 Right. 216 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:51,520 And I've been using the wrong, um, like makeup colors my whole life. 217 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,040 Like, why don't you go get matched again? 218 00:07:54,040 --> 00:08:00,560 Well, no, not like the foundation colors, but have I been using like the other stuff, 219 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,560 like colors for like eyeshadow and things like that? 220 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,560 We don't ever wear eyeshadow. 221 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,560 I wear eyeshadow. 222 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,560 Do you? 223 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,560 Yes. 224 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,560 You don't know that I wear eyeshadow. 225 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:13,560 I put bronzer in my crease and that's it. 226 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,560 Yeah. 227 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,560 I 100% wear eyeshadow. 228 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,560 You didn't know that? 229 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,560 No. 230 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,560 Yeah. 231 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,560 I wear eyeshadow. 232 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,560 Do you just not look at my eyeshadow? 233 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,800 I don't gaze into your eyes with affection. 234 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:25,800 No. 235 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,800 Geez. 236 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,640 I legit like try so hard to make my eyeshadow look good and nobody even notices. 237 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Boring. 238 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,120 Maybe it's just, we haven't gone out and done anything in a while. 239 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:34,120 I know. 240 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:35,120 Cause you come over here and I look like this. 241 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,120 I wash my hair since like Saturday. 242 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,120 My mom's FaceTime. 243 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:41,160 Me when I was in the car and she was walking over to her neighbor's house. 244 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,160 They were going to go to dinner or whatever. 245 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,720 And I was like, I want to say hello to her or whatever. 246 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,160 And I get, you know, she, my mom like holds the phone up or whatever. 247 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,400 I'm like, Hey Nance, how are you? 248 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,760 She's like, you look beautiful as ever. 249 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,240 I'm like, girl, I ain't got no makeup on. 250 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 Right now? 251 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,240 Yeah. 252 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,360 You look like you have eye, a mascara on one side. 253 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,540 I have, that's because these eyelashes are longer than these right now. 254 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,540 It's very annoying. 255 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,960 Why are they longer? 256 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,960 I do not know. 257 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,360 Are you not putting enough stuff on your eyes? 258 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,400 I don't know. 259 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,400 Your eyebrows are good. 260 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,920 I have, all I have is moisturizers on my face. 261 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:13,920 Guess what? 262 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,920 What? 263 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,400 The other day I got another compliment on my eyebrows. 264 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,520 Cause you have good eyebrows. 265 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,520 I hate my eyebrows. 266 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,520 I don't know why. 267 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,040 And so every time I look in the mirror now, I'm like, all these people give gobble of 268 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,040 any of my eyebrows. 269 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,040 Oh yay. 270 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:29,480 No, my eyebrows are good, but I still, why is it that I don't like them? 271 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,480 Cause self-deprecating. 272 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,600 I don't know. 273 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,600 That's so weird though. 274 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,600 I've always hated my eyebrows. 275 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,000 Maybe a body dysmorphia about your eyebrows. 276 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,840 But I don't because I know, and I don't hate, I love my eyelashes and I think my eyes are 277 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,040 pretty so I'm always like, that's my best feature. 278 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,040 Yeah. 279 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,040 Hello. 280 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,040 That and that ass. 281 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:53,280 Well, that thing could be toned a little better, but you know, I'm too busy sitting on my butt 282 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,280 all day long. 283 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,280 So, um, yeah. 284 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,280 All right. 285 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,280 What are we doing? 286 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,280 Truth or drink? 287 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,280 Yeah, we can. 288 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,280 Truth or drink? 289 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,280 All right. 290 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,280 You ready? 291 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,280 We should make a song for it. 292 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280 Go ahead. 293 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:12,900 Truth or drink, truth, truth or drink or drink, truth or drink, truth, truth or drink or drink. 294 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:13,900 What song is that? 295 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,900 Peanut butter jelly. 296 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:22,480 Truth or drink, truth or drink, truth or drink and a baseball bat. 297 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,480 I don't know. 298 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,480 Oh my gosh. 299 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,480 Okay. 300 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,960 Anyways, here's your first question. 301 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,200 Do you pee in the shower? 302 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,820 Yeah, I do for sure. 303 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,440 But I do not pee in the pool. 304 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:39,480 That was on here and I had to skip it because I already knew the answer. 305 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,800 We had a conversation about that at work today, legit this morning at like nine AM when our 306 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:48,880 conversation, one of our, one of this guy I work with is going, he and his wife and 307 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:54,960 maybe his family are going on a cruise and the director of the, or one, excuse me, I'm 308 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:59,100 gonna probably take that out so when nobody knows, she was like, Oh my God, the cruises 309 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,100 are terrible. 310 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,100 You always go to dinner. 311 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,240 I don't ever go to the dinners because there's usually they sit us with other people because 312 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,680 you only got a couple people with you. 313 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:09,160 They sit you with other people and they're always like the drunk ones that this and that 314 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:13,080 and then you go to the pool and everybody's drunk and peeing in it and I was like, Oh 315 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,880 my God, that's why I don't like to get in public pools either because people pee in 316 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:17,880 it. 317 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,880 It's disgusting. 318 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,880 Gross. 319 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,880 So funny. 320 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:21,880 Yeah. 321 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:26,480 Have you ever vomited at an inappropriate time? 322 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,040 Are we doing truth or drink? 323 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,040 Oh yeah. 324 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,640 So if I don't want to answer it, I have to drink. 325 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:31,640 Okay. 326 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,640 Have I ever vomited? 327 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,640 Oh yeah. 328 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,880 One time at bandcamp. 329 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:41,240 Technically I was at a work conference and we had gone out drinking. 330 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:47,960 I think we're in DC for this one and the people that I work with, my boss, my old boss who 331 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,680 works with me now, not my boss, we'll be probably hearing this. 332 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:52,680 She knows about it already. 333 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:56,360 I already told her and we go out and we're all drinking and it was like four o'clock 334 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,360 in the morning. 335 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,360 We come back being a road. 336 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,360 We're like stumbling in the room. 337 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,760 I'm like, I don't normally projectile. 338 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,680 If I have to vomit, I normally know it's coming and I go to the bathroom. 339 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:12,280 Well, I'm in a hotel and they don't have cleaning supplies and things and I projectile 340 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,160 vomited all over the hotel room on the carpet. 341 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,160 No. 342 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:21,080 So I had to take all of the towels that I had and they only give you so many towels 343 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:25,400 and wipe it up with the towels and leave it on the floor for the housekeeping people 344 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,400 the next day. 345 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,400 I felt so bad. 346 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,400 I would have too. 347 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,760 Those people probably have that a lot more. 348 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,400 And I'm like, I feel so bad. 349 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:39,120 I would say I've, I had to pull over like quickly on the side of the road to throw up 350 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,440 one time I was hung over and that's not really inappropriate. 351 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:48,280 The most inappropriate vomiting situation that I've ever been in involves my darling 352 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 sister. 353 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280 Oh no. 354 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:54,280 She came, I think she had just finished school, like college at Auburn or whatever. 355 00:12:54,280 --> 00:13:02,920 She was home for something and I was living on 280 at the time with a person that we know 356 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,840 that does not live in Birmingham anymore. 357 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:13,380 And we had gone to the tin roof and we had been out and my roommate was driving. 358 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:17,640 I think Jessica was in the front seat and then it was me, my sister and my friend Bethany 359 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,460 and my sister was sitting in the middle. 360 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:23,480 And this was back before they had redirected the traffic on 280 to where you could take 361 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:27,000 a left there at the light where Pappadose was. 362 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,960 I liked it better back then. 363 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:29,960 Me too. 364 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:33,440 And so we were sitting at that light and my sister was like, I think I'm going to be sick 365 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,080 and I'm trying to get out of the car. 366 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,440 We're locked in the car and they're like, you can't get out of the car. 367 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,440 We're on 280. 368 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,200 Like we're going to get pulled over. 369 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,760 If you get out of this car, like just stop. 370 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:47,480 So my sister ever so just quietly starts taking things out of her long champ bag and just 371 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,640 set it and then throws up in her purse. 372 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,360 Did you throw up on top of her because of it? 373 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:52,440 I didn't, thank God. 374 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:59,160 I couldn't, my sister, I don't, and I actually said this to her because she also threw up 375 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:04,400 in the bathroom before we got in on the airplane in Philly to come back home the other week 376 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,100 and she's a very quiet puker. 377 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:08,120 And I told her that I was like, this is weird. 378 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,360 So then I could, I didn't hear her throwing up, which made it better. 379 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,880 And like we were home very quickly after that. 380 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,360 She acted like nothing happened. 381 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,320 She felt like a gem after that. 382 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:23,000 She dumped her purse in the grass by my apartment and then came upstairs and you know, the long 383 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,200 champ purses are lined inside or whatever. 384 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:30,020 So she washed that hoe out, turned it inside out and let it dry in the shower overnight. 385 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:33,440 I thought you were going to tell me a story about you vomiting inappropriately. 386 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:38,720 This turned into, and I was like, she's going to vomit at some point because of the vomit. 387 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,000 No, no, I said it was, it had to do with my darling sister. 388 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,160 It had to do with her, but it wasn't you vomiting. 389 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,160 Okay. 390 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,160 That's why I was confused. 391 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,520 I was vomiting in between two people in the backseat of a fucking car. 392 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:53,360 If I vomit and you hear me, you will hear me for, so listen, when I was in high school, 393 00:14:53,360 --> 00:15:00,000 if I went to out and got too drunk, if I came home and had to vomit, even at college and 394 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:05,880 I was at my parents' house or something and of age to drink, if I was vomiting, they knew 395 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,880 I had been in it because you can hear any bathroom in the house. 396 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880 I could be hiding. 397 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:15,520 I could be outside in the bushes and they would be like, Emily got drunk. 398 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,520 It's the worst. 399 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,080 When he came with me after COVID, I had to come home from Cleveland. 400 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:25,280 I was up there for work at the time living in a furnished apartment and the apartment 401 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:32,400 had a pocket door for the bathroom and a pocket, like you walked into the master, went into 402 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,040 the closet and then that was the alternative way to come into the bathroom. 403 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,160 I had to go up there on a Wednesday. 404 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:42,400 I worked Thursday, Friday, and then we drove back on a Sunday, but I had to clean the rest 405 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,080 of the stuff out of that apartment. 406 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:53,360 We got so drunk on, I think it was, it had to have been Wednesday or Thursday night because 407 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:59,200 I was on a work call and the ceilings were really high in that apartment and Melanie 408 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:08,560 is throwing up and it's echoing and it was ridiculous and I was like, Melanie. 409 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:09,880 She couldn't help it, obviously. 410 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:14,720 She just didn't feel good, but I just had to keep muting myself and unmuting when I 411 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,640 could, when she wasn't getting sick. 412 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,240 Oh my gosh. 413 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 That's so funny. 414 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,480 Yeah, it would be the same for me. 415 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,480 That's funny. 416 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,480 Melanie, I feel your pain. 417 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,800 I'm a very loud vomiter. 418 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:32,480 I'm a loud sneezer too and so was my mom and I can't control it, the loudness and my dad 419 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,480 like gets pissed at my mom. 420 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 He's like, you're being dramatic. 421 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,120 Yeah, so that's the one who fussed at me last episode when I sneezed. 422 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,800 Okay, but your sneeze is not as loud as mine. 423 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:40,960 I'm just not fussing at you. 424 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,520 I'm just saying you needed to give me a little heads up. 425 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:48,240 We could have, you know, stopped talking in the middle of your sneeze so we can actually 426 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,240 edit it out. 427 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,240 I didn't know if it was coming or not. 428 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,240 Oh, she knew it was coming. 429 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,240 It's a big sneeze. 430 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,240 All right, what's next? 431 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,240 What else you got? 432 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,240 Oh, let me see. 433 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:58,240 Who was the last call you ignored? 434 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:04,240 Oh, let me just look. 435 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,980 Probably my mom usually is. 436 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,800 She calls it the most inappropriate times. 437 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,800 I don't know. 438 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,240 Technically, well, I called her back. 439 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,720 Does that include ignoring? 440 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,800 It was a lady from work. 441 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,440 I didn't ignore it on purpose. 442 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,560 What's the longest you've gone without showering? 443 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:24,880 Well, I did shower today, so I was thinking maybe it was this week. 444 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:30,760 When I actually had showered this morning, I just didn't wash my hair. 445 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,760 I was like, I got to take a shower. 446 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,480 I was like, real gross. 447 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,480 But I didn't wash my hair. 448 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:40,200 I was going to, but then I was like, I don't really feel like I have time to blow dry my 449 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,640 hair, and I had to do beyond an actual... I was texting the girls that I work with, and 450 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:50,800 I was like, why is it that today I have the one thing I have to be on camera for? 451 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,000 We had an interview for a position. 452 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,040 We had to interview somebody, and you can't turn your camera off for that. 453 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,300 I was like, now I have to put on makeup, and I didn't want to. 454 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:05,760 If I ever have a call scheduled, even if it's one where typically we're not on camera or 455 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,120 whatever, I still make sure that I'm camera ready, because you just never know. 456 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,920 I don't want to be looking like a hot mess. 457 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,920 Yeah. 458 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:20,720 I used to keep a mirror, a big makeup mirror underneath my desk in here, because just in 459 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:25,440 case I need to real quick put on some makeup while I'm working, right before they're like 460 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:31,200 ... I've gotten to the point where I like to, if I don't have to put on makeup, I don't 461 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,120 want to do it, because I need to let my skin air out and stuff. 462 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,120 I didn't put any on today. 463 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,680 What's the first thing you would grab at a fire? 464 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,680 My dogs. 465 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,680 Your bird. 466 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,680 My cat. 467 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,680 He counts as a dog though. 468 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,680 Okay, that's fair. 469 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,680 My pets. 470 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,880 Well, I mean, I don't need to ask you, I guess. 471 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,880 No. 472 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,880 Yeah. 473 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,880 Don't wait for sure. 474 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880 Because Jolene, yeah. 475 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,880 Not Brandon. 476 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,880 She's going to let him burn, and she's not going to give him her gimme. 477 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,320 Well, do you want to know what makes me laugh? 478 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,880 I want to know if he got mad at you. 479 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880 Did he listen? 480 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,880 No. 481 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880 Did he listen? 482 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,080 I don't know, I guess, but also Melanie messaged me and she goes, bitch, I thought I was about 483 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,080 to have to come get your kidney, my damn self. 484 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:16,440 I said, I chose you. 485 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,360 She goes, yeah, after a very long pause. 486 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:21,240 For all I know, y'all stop recording for an hour so you can think about it. 487 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,200 The long pause wasn't because of Melanie. 488 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,200 It was because of Brandon. 489 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:29,000 She knew she was going to... Look, I saw her face and she was like, it was Melanie, 490 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 not Brandon. 491 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,840 She was like, oh no, Brandon's going to be mad at me. 492 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,440 I said, no, we didn't. 493 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,880 That's how Brandon, I chose you before it aired. 494 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:42,040 No, it was definitely you, Melanie, just saying. 495 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,040 Oh, Lord. 496 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,040 That's funny. 497 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,040 That is funny. 498 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,040 Oh man, what else you got? 499 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,760 I'm trying to think of anything. 500 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,800 I don't have any list of things. 501 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,720 I can ask you some what ifs. 502 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720 Okay. 503 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,720 Yeah. 504 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,720 Oh, what do you think? 505 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:03,240 What if every person in the world was assigned a pet at birth? 506 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,000 When you're born, you get a dog. 507 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Wouldn't that be cool? 508 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,520 Yeah, but what if I got assigned a cat and I'm not a cat person? 509 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,000 You'd have to be a cat person. 510 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000 No. 511 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Well, maybe we'll just say- That would be terrible. 512 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,560 You are a cat person. 513 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,560 You love my freaky cat. 514 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,560 He's a dog. 515 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,120 I love your cat and Melanie's cats and that's it. 516 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,480 You would love other people's cats if you let yourself. 517 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,480 I don't. 518 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,480 I love myself. 519 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,480 You would. 520 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,760 Cats are cool, man. 521 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,120 You like Finley out here? 522 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,120 I do like Finley too. 523 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,120 You're right. 524 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,120 Finley's cool. 525 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,120 Maybe I'm sort of a cat person. 526 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120 You're a cat person for sure. 527 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,280 I think you are definitely a cat person at heart. 528 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,200 You just don't know it. 529 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,720 You think I would have cats instead of dogs? 530 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,720 Dogs? 531 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,720 Okay, New Yorker. 532 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,080 Yes, I think you would have. 533 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,600 I think, no, I don't think you would ever- 534 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,600 In place of? 535 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,600 I don't think you would. 536 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:59,400 No, I don't think you would choose to get a cat, but I think that you would be amazing 537 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,000 with cat if that's what I'm trying to say. 538 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,120 Only if my cat was thug life, like bird. 539 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,480 Otherwise, I don't want him. 540 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:08,960 I had to train him from a kitten to be thug life. 541 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,600 Also, he came from a screech. 542 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,600 Okay. 543 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600 Yeah. 544 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,600 He's got extra feet. 545 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,600 Yeah, true. 546 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,320 Okay, so what if, this is going to sound really gross and weird. 547 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,760 What if babies were born from your mouth and not the vagina? 548 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:24,760 No. 549 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:25,760 What if you had to- 550 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,920 I thought you were going to ask me questions, not just give me weird scenarios. 551 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,120 What if you got pregnant by sucking it and not putting it in? 552 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:38,080 That would be the greatest thing ever because it would never happen. 553 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:48,200 Oh my God, that's hilarious. 554 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,200 Birth control. 555 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200 Me and Erin- 556 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,200 Nobody would have kids. 557 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,200 I know. 558 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:58,440 Me and Erin in Santana were actually talking about this on Monday when we went to that 559 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,400 two-by-two thing at Taco Mama or whatever. 560 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,400 I was like, I don't know what we were talking about. 561 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,760 We did start talking about blow jobs. 562 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,920 I was like, I don't know what to get Brandon for his birthday. 563 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,440 I think I'm going to take him on a trip or whatever. 564 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:17,920 Erin was like, I know exactly what you can get him for his birthday. 565 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,400 Oh my God. 566 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,800 Erin and Santana are all about that. 567 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800 Oh, I know. 568 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,800 Yep. 569 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,360 For Erin's birthday, he got some of those. 570 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:27,360 100%. 571 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,640 They're married guys. 572 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,640 It's okay. 573 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:35,280 With all the children out there, it's only okay if you're married because you might get 574 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280 pregnant. 575 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,280 Oh my God. 576 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,400 I hope children are not listening to our podcast. 577 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:47,240 We should make some movies, like an apocalyptic movie that's like, oh, our bodies changed 578 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,360 and you get pregnant from blow jobs now. 579 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:55,200 No. 580 00:22:55,200 --> 00:23:00,120 What if men gave birth and not women? 581 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,480 Let's go. 582 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,440 Would they then be women though? 583 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,800 Would the baby come from their penis? 584 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,560 They have no reproductive organs to make that happen. 585 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,440 I'm just saying what if they did? 586 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,920 I don't know. 587 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,200 You can't, we're saying what if, not like it's possible. 588 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,200 Obviously, it's not possible today. 589 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,080 Maybe they had that guy, didn't they have a thing a long time ago where it was like, 590 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,080 man gives birth? 591 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:33,640 You can probably get on the internet and it's a fake ad that's like, man gives birth to 592 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,640 a baby. 593 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,560 Well, you know that the male seahorse has the babies. 594 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560 Oh, cute. 595 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,560 Yeah. 596 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,080 Have you ever seen a seahorse giving birth? 597 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,520 Why is it male then? 598 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,780 Why would it be then considered male? 599 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:45,780 I don't know. 600 00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:49,680 Wouldn't it be the female one because... Interesting. 601 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:56,120 I don't know if it has to do with the reproductive organs or if the male seahorse is built to 602 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,720 just host the fertilized eggs. 603 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720 I don't know. 604 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,720 Something to look into for sure. 605 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,960 Is it like a kangaroo with a pouch or something? 606 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,960 I don't know. 607 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,960 Kind of. 608 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,960 They explode. 609 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:07,960 You need to watch it on YouTube. 610 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,960 You should see what she just did with her hands. 611 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:09,960 They explode out of their belly. 612 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:10,960 They contract their belly and they just shoot out all these... Yes, I swear. 613 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:11,960 That's freaky. 614 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:12,960 I can just see it. 615 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,960 I watched it. 616 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,960 I'm like, oh my God. 617 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,960 I'm like, oh my God. 618 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960 I'm like, oh my God. 619 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,960 I'm like, oh my God. 620 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:18,960 I'm like, oh my God. 621 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,280 I've watched it on Planet Earth before. 622 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,640 I haven't seen that one, but I do love Planet Earth. 623 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:26,640 I'm not going to lie. 624 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640 Oh my gosh. 625 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,640 That's really weird. 626 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,640 Oh my God. 627 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:37,440 Well, can you know ladybugs are all boys, aren't they? 628 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,000 I heard that the other day. 629 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,280 I think it was Brandon told me. 630 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,640 He was like, I was like, get this ladybug. 631 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,640 I was like, don't kill her. 632 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,640 He was like, that's a dude. 633 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,640 I was like, what do you mean it's a dude? 634 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,640 They're all boys. 635 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,640 You didn't know that? 636 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,640 It's a ladybug. 637 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:53,080 I mean, he was, well, I knew they all weren't female. 638 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,760 They can't reproduce otherwise. 639 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,760 Right? 640 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:57,760 I don't know. 641 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,760 Yeah, they can't reproduce. 642 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,440 I don't think I'm smart enough to talk about this right now. 643 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,760 Me either, but have you not seen a bug's life with a ladybug that's a boy? 644 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760 No. 645 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,760 You haven't seen a bug's life? 646 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,760 I don't know. 647 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,760 Not in a long time. 648 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760 There's a ladybug over there. 649 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,760 There's a dude, and he's like, yo, yo, I'm a gangster. 650 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,760 Not really. 651 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,760 But you know what I mean. 652 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,240 I feel like he would smoke a cigar with Luna. 653 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,240 Oh my gosh. 654 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:32,220 All right, go back to truth or drink. 655 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,220 You got any other truthers? 656 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,220 When's the last time you cried and why? 657 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:35,220 Oh my God, I almost cried. 658 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:39,420 I think I had one tear the other day when I, after I called you that day that I was having, 659 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:41,980 it was like literally like Monday, wasn't it? 660 00:25:41,980 --> 00:25:44,860 I called Sarah and I was like, I hate my job. 661 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:46,640 Like, I'm going to kill, I'm going to quit. 662 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,480 It was just a bad day and I just wanted, 663 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,440 I just can't be micromanaged. 664 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,000 And it was, I felt like I was being micromanaged 665 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,880 and I was over it. 666 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:58,740 And... 667 00:25:58,740 --> 00:25:59,740 Fair enough. 668 00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:02,000 And I had a tear, I shed one tear I think. 669 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,720 And then I was like, you can't be doing this. 670 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,920 Get up and stop being a baby. 671 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:10,160 But I do need to cry, that would be a good thing. 672 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,040 I usually, usually when I cry, it's not about stuff. 673 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,280 I cry for movies, movies. 674 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,280 Well, you need to, have you ever watched, 675 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,560 I Miss You Already? 676 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,080 Wait, I miss you already? 677 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,480 I mean, I don't think so. 678 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,680 Go watch it, you'll cry. 679 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,720 Okay, well, so, okay. 680 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,600 So you know, have you ever seen Frankie and Grace 681 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,440 or Grace and Frankie? 682 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,260 Yeah. 683 00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,160 Do you know the daughter, I forgot her name, 684 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,960 who I am just like, I feel like. 685 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,480 Except she's a lot cuter. 686 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,720 I'm very much like her. 687 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,560 Yeah. 688 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,840 It's Grace's daughter, the blonde girl. 689 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,680 Yes. 690 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,200 I forgot her name. 691 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,040 Brianna. 692 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,920 Brianna, yes, I love her, she's hilarious. 693 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,520 And Brianna, like once a year or something like that, 694 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,400 or like once every six months allows her time, 695 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,680 she goes and like gets like sad dog puppy movies 696 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,000 and like a bottle of wine and like cries. 697 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,600 That's her one time, I feel like, I feel like her. 698 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,760 I do cry more often, but it's only like to movies. 699 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,080 I just try not to get sad about like random stuff. 700 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,080 Yeah. 701 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:05,920 You know? 702 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:08,440 Let's see. 703 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,280 What about you? 704 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,800 You tell me, when's the last time you cried? 705 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,280 Probably like today. 706 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,100 No. 707 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:13,940 Well, you shut up. 708 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:15,600 Why do you think I cry all the time? 709 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,560 I don't, I just think that maybe you did. 710 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,800 I don't know. 711 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,300 No, I don't think it's been a minute. 712 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,760 Was it the time, was it whenever you called 713 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:29,600 Brandon, Brandon Mitchell because you were on the bed 714 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,440 trying to do the sheets and he didn't help you? 715 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,560 That wouldn't have been today, Emily. 716 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,400 So no. 717 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,220 Oh, that was today. 718 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:35,060 Shoot. 719 00:27:35,060 --> 00:27:36,240 Whoops. 720 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,440 No, I don't really remember, it's been a minute. 721 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,320 Yeah. 722 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,560 I don't remember the last time I cried, 723 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,280 like that was something that was like legit, 724 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,400 except for on Monday when it was like one tear. 725 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,640 I was like, I literally, I think I sent y'all, 726 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,480 I was like, I feel like I'm gonna cry. 727 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,080 And then I was like, no, I'm not. 728 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,120 No, I haven't had to cry in a minute. 729 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,040 It's been nice. 730 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,120 I didn't cry when my mom was here. 731 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:56,960 It's good to not cry? 732 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,320 I think it's good to cry. 733 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,120 No, I mean, I, listen, if I need to cry, I'm gonna cry. 734 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:07,560 But like, I like my job, so I don't cry about that anymore. 735 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,800 I don't normally cry. 736 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,120 I don't think I've ever cried about my job before. 737 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:13,280 Oh, I used to cry all the time. 738 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,860 And I'm not a big crier. 739 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:18,920 So when you start making me cry, it's because something's wrong. 740 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,520 Yeah. 741 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,920 I don't, I'm not a crier, unless it's a sad dog movie. 742 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,840 You need to watch, I Miss You Already. 743 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,120 Miss You Already, okay. 744 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,800 Maybe I'll, well, I can't do it tonight, 745 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,040 but what else you got? 746 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,160 Ooh, I don't think you're gonna answer this one, 747 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,080 so I'll ask. 748 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,000 If you could only see one of your siblings again, 749 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,160 who would you choose? 750 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,080 I can't answer that. 751 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:41,920 Exactly. 752 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,360 And it's not because I don't want to answer it, 753 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,200 it's because I legit can't answer it, so I'll drink. 754 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,960 Cheers, here's my drink. 755 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,840 If your family moved away, would you move with them? 756 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,000 No. 757 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,120 Depends on where they move, 758 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,720 and if they're gonna pay for me and have a job for me there. 759 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,680 I don't know. 760 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,480 Like, do we have, like, what's the situation? 761 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,640 I mean, are we going to like the Bahamas? 762 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,040 I don't know, but probably not. 763 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,840 Yeah, if I'm not moving to Decatur, for sure. 764 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,680 No. 765 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,080 All right, any more? 766 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:13,360 You're in deep thought over there. 767 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,920 Well, I'm trying to see, 768 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,200 is there an ex that you would ever go back to 769 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,680 if given the chance? 770 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,880 So, I would have said yes a long time ago, 771 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,480 but now I have learned otherwise 772 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,400 of some other recent things. 773 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,400 Like, my brother ran in, and his fiance ran into this ex 774 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,920 like a while back, and it was, 775 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:45,040 sounds like not a good situation, so no. 776 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,120 But yeah, like a long time ago, yeah, I would have, 777 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,600 probably. 778 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,440 Yeah. 779 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,260 You used the same? 780 00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:54,680 Yeah, but in the last like handful of years, 781 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,440 I've been like, nah. 782 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,000 Yeah. 783 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,960 It is what it's supposed to be. 784 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,060 If you had to describe your part, no. 785 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,960 If you're, okay, yeah, I guess we'll say this. 786 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,240 You obviously don't, not obviously, 787 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,080 but you don't have a partner, 788 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,000 but if you had to describe like your- 789 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,840 It is obvious. 790 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,800 It's very obvious. 791 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,640 I'm sorry. 792 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,480 Oh, God. 793 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,160 It's okay, it's okay, no offense. 794 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,320 If you had to describe your partner in one word, 795 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,160 what would that be? 796 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,280 So let's just do your ideal partner. 797 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,920 One word, what would it be? 798 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,120 Why don't you go first? 799 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,560 Because I have to, ideal partner, like, oh no, okay. 800 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,020 Well, my current partner, 801 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,120 if I have to describe him in one word. 802 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,320 I would make a noise for him. 803 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,720 Can I do it for Brandon? 804 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,560 Yeah. 805 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,320 Okay, my one sound for Brandon would be like, huh? 806 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:51,320 I feel like he says that a lot. 807 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,080 Is that terrible? 808 00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:01,080 No. 809 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,080 I think he doesn't understand how we communicate. 810 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:05,920 Right. 811 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920 Of course. 812 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,320 If I had to describe him in one word, 813 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,360 and this is actually a good word, 814 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,280 and it's one of my dad's favorite words, 815 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,640 but I would say he's a goob. 816 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,440 A goob, okay, yeah, that works too. 817 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,760 And goob, but yes. 818 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,600 He's a goober, but goobers are great. 819 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,480 He's a goober sue. 820 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,320 Goober sue. 821 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,380 Not goober soup, goober sue. 822 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,880 So I would say that if I had a, I don't know, 823 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,340 this is hard, but like, I would want them to be fun. 824 00:31:40,340 --> 00:31:41,180 Yeah. 825 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:42,560 Like my ideal partner, just be fun. 826 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,800 Oh my gosh, I remember when we recorded the episode 827 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,680 and you were like, I just want somebody who's like fun. 828 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,000 They're fun. 829 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,320 Yeah, I just want them to be fun. 830 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,240 And that was like the only thing that you could say. 831 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,720 Like if you're fun, like everything's great. 832 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,480 Like as long as, I mean, you also have to be like 833 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,520 the other things, like you have to have a job 834 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,800 and like you have to like be responsible and like, 835 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,200 you know, take like just flush the toilet, you know, 836 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,720 be responsible, be an adult, you know, 837 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,680 and be able to take care of yourself and be independent. 838 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,560 But like also just be fun because that right there, 839 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,360 cause if you have somebody that's fun, 840 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,160 like if you have somebody that's so serious all the time 841 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,600 or like boring or blah, do blah, you can get, 842 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,860 it's so easy for me, especially people. 843 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:26,320 I go off of other people's vibes. 844 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,040 If somebody else is in a bad vibe, I am like, 845 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,800 like it affects me. 846 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,440 So if somebody else has a good vibe, I'm like, 847 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,920 okay, we're good here. 848 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,860 Like, and it affects my mood. 849 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:41,000 So, you know, and it's hard, like I'll be like, 850 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,160 oh, this person's in a bad vibe. 851 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,240 And then I'll just be like, oh, and in a mood too. 852 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,920 And I'm like, oh, I don't know how to act. 853 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,680 And then I'm like, it's not good. 854 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,920 I need somebody that's fun. 855 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:53,280 But also get your stuff done, you know? 856 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:54,520 Yeah, that's fair. 857 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,960 Oh, you're waiting on me? 858 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,780 Yep. 859 00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,760 Geez. 860 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,580 If you had to, I'll throw out one. 861 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,120 If you had to pick one of your pets. 862 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,920 So if you had, okay, all of it, don't start talking. 863 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,040 I see your eyes, she getting big eyes. 864 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,640 Okay, if you had all of, okay, so say Jolene passed away 865 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:13,560 and you couldn't get a new dog, 866 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,040 but the only way you could get a new dog 867 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,780 is to pick one of your old pets. 868 00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:19,000 You could only pick one that you've had 869 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,400 through your whole life. 870 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,840 Which one would you pick to come back and be your pet? 871 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,720 So out of just the two of them? 872 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,480 No, out of all your dogs your whole life or pets. 873 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,420 Greta. 874 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,240 Oh, baby, Greta. 875 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,080 For sure. 876 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,160 Like my parents have had some great dogs. 877 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,880 And there's, if I had to pick one of their dogs 878 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,280 and not my two, I would pick Rocky. 879 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,320 He was the blonde Rhodesian Ridgeback that we had. 880 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,480 And he was the coolest, smartest, most loving dog ever. 881 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,360 And he was protective AF, but like not in an aggressive way. 882 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,080 Yeah, so I'm gonna drink on that one. 883 00:33:55,080 --> 00:34:00,080 I have too many dang dogs to choose from. 884 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,760 I like, I was thinking about it. 885 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,680 I was like, maybe I can't choose. 886 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,020 I can't choose. 887 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,800 There's no way for me to do that. 888 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,680 I don't know why, because I love all of them. 889 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,520 Of course. 890 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,360 I mean, I love all of them too. 891 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,180 I know you do too. 892 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,600 You know, not to Jolene, no hay, no shade girl. 893 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,440 Right, but. 894 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,480 I love that little hound dog. 895 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,040 Yeah, I know. 896 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,340 Butterbean's over here snoring. 897 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,320 So is Rosie. 898 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,900 All of my dogs are in here. 899 00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:27,440 We had to lock the cat in the bathroom. 900 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,360 I just said bathroom like you do. 901 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,280 Because Butterbean likes to chase the cat 902 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,200 and bark at him while we're recording and things like that. 903 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,380 We have to take the dog's collars off of them 904 00:34:36,380 --> 00:34:37,800 so that they don't jingle. 905 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,080 Holy crickets, cause she's the one who gets up to those. 906 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,420 But I was laughing, so when we were about to record this, 907 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,840 we didn't let Rosie in here at first. 908 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,620 And so then we heard her collar. 909 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,620 So we let her in. 910 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:50,940 I tried to put her in this dog bed. 911 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:52,280 She likes to be under a blanket. 912 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,120 And she was like, no, thank you. 913 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:54,960 I don't want to do that. 914 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,880 She scratched to get out. 915 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,320 And not 30 seconds later, did she scratch to get back in. 916 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,020 And when she did that, Cricket got up 917 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,680 and all Rosie wanted was the bed that Cricket was in. 918 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,960 Yeah, and then Cricket ran, Cricket was running outside 919 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,040 and she comes back two seconds later with her toy. 920 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,520 She's like, okay, now I'm ready. 921 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,680 And they all settled down and sat in their little beds 922 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,800 and they were ready to go. 923 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:13,640 They've been good. 924 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,040 And if you hear little tink tinks on the floor, 925 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,520 it's Cricket on the computer chair thing. 926 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,420 Which also is hilarious that you have that there 927 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,960 because you don't even have a rolly chair. 928 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,400 Well, because I do that so it protects the carpet. 929 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,240 Oh. 930 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,140 So it doesn't like, I don't have like big, 931 00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:28,360 and like I move my chair back and forth a lot. 932 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,200 Gotcha. 933 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,680 So that it doesn't like mess the carpet up. 934 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,520 Oh, that's fair. 935 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,440 Okay. Yeah. 936 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,520 I do not have that. 937 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,360 Yeah. 938 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,240 But that thing slides, cause it's not meant, 939 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,280 it's meant for hardwood, 940 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,080 cause I had it in a hardwood place. 941 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:39,920 Yeah. 942 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,960 And it doesn't have the little things on the bottom 943 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,000 to put down there. 944 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,400 Like the little things that hold it in place. 945 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,240 So it slides all over. 946 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,240 The spiky things. I have to move it. 947 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,080 Yeah, the spikes. 948 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,400 Yeah. Gotcha. 949 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,600 To move it a lot too. 950 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,760 So. Interesting. 951 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,600 Yeah. 952 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,120 You got one more? 953 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,840 Yes. 954 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,680 Or two. 955 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,160 What was the worst date that you've ever been on? 956 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,480 Ooh. 957 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,520 Worst date. 958 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,540 There's been a lot of bad dates. 959 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,380 Let's see. 960 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:11,080 So I went on this one day, one time. 961 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,480 Oh no. 962 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,300 Oh, hold on. 963 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:14,140 There's been several. 964 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,520 I'm trying to think of the worst. 965 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:16,520 There was this one. 966 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,760 Let me just say about this one guy. 967 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,040 I felt like I got out of the car 968 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,220 and he like looked me up and down. 969 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,680 This was, I was also smaller then and probably cuter. 970 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,980 He like looked me up and down. 971 00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:27,520 Like he was like, 972 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,960 like, 973 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,880 disappointed with the way that I looked when I got there. 974 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,680 Yeah. That was like, and I was like, oh my God. 975 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,240 And then we ended up going on this date. 976 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,080 We went to, 977 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,800 what is that place? 978 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,980 In off Highland Avenue that I like so much. 979 00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:43,200 That little place. 980 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,320 I forgot what it's called. 981 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,000 We're sitting outside and he literally told, 982 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,920 like our conversation was about his haircut 983 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,240 and how bad he didn't, 984 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,760 how much he didn't like his haircut and blah, blah, blah. 985 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,080 And I was just like, oh my God, this guy is annoying. 986 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:58,920 I can't. 987 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,640 And so I'm like, oh my God, 988 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,120 I don't even care that you looked me up and down 989 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,440 and made me feel like. 990 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,280 Piece of shit. 991 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,240 Yeah. You made me feel like he like literally like 992 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,280 had this like look, he was just like, oh, 993 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,740 like a look of disgust kind of. 994 00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:15,360 And then he like, you could have just turned around 995 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,920 and been like, I'm sorry, I can't do this. 996 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:17,760 Yeah. 997 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,320 Like that would have made me feel worse, but like. 998 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,240 Yeah. Sit down and have dumb ass conversation 999 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,200 about your haircut. 1000 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,680 Yeah. It was so dumb. 1001 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,400 So that was probably the worst one. 1002 00:37:27,580 --> 00:37:28,420 What about you? 1003 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,540 I'm trying to think. 1004 00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:37,540 I'd say back in like my early twenties, 1005 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,580 I was like terrified of like dating again 1006 00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:44,740 after I had gotten out of a three and a half year 1007 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,460 relationship. 1008 00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,460 And so I didn't want to go by myself. 1009 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,460 And this was when Lisa was single too. 1010 00:37:50,460 --> 00:37:52,340 And so I made Lisa and our other friend, 1011 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:54,460 Tommy Kate would come with me. 1012 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,940 And I did like a handful, like double dates that way. 1013 00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,900 She goes, this is weird to me. 1014 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:01,620 You were like, that is so weird. 1015 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:02,460 I don't understand that. 1016 00:38:02,460 --> 00:38:04,140 But it's like me. I was like 23. 1017 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,060 Well, I don't care. 1018 00:38:05,060 --> 00:38:06,380 When I was 23, I would never do that. 1019 00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:09,060 I also had not, we were in Birmingham but three years. 1020 00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,700 We're very different in that way. 1021 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:13,860 Kind of like going to the bathroom by yourself. 1022 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,140 I've gotten much better. 1023 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:17,860 This is like 12 years ago. 1024 00:38:17,860 --> 00:38:19,500 It's just interesting to me because I like, 1025 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,340 I don't like, was the guy not, 1026 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,380 did he not think it was weird that you wanted to like 1027 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,220 bring your friends? 1028 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,420 Guess what? I didn't give a shit. 1029 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,020 And he went anyways? 1030 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:30,500 Yeah. More than, I did that more than one time 1031 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,060 they came with me. 1032 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,220 I don't care. 1033 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:35,340 And he, I'm glad that I did it that way 1034 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:38,420 because we wouldn't have a damn single bit of food or drink 1035 00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:41,100 because we went to Superior Grill and sat outside. 1036 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,860 And that was before they had table service out there. 1037 00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:45,100 So you had to go order at the bar. 1038 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,900 And so this guy comes in, he's late first of all. 1039 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,900 And then we sit down and I mean, 1040 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:52,140 Lisa and Tommy like made it very like 1041 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:57,180 apparent that you have to go to the bar to order whatever. 1042 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:58,500 He didn't get up. 1043 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:01,180 Not even for a water, nothing. 1044 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:03,060 So finally I took my ass over to the bar. 1045 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:04,620 I ordered myself a margarita 1046 00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:06,300 and whatever I was having for dinner. 1047 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,260 And I didn't get him a fucking thing. 1048 00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:10,260 I would have done the same thing. 1049 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:12,300 Same exact thing. It was the craziest thing I've ever. 1050 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,260 Did he do anything? 1051 00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:14,940 Yeah, he finally did. 1052 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,140 But like, it was so weird. 1053 00:39:16,140 --> 00:39:18,340 And then he was like, I want to go on a second date. 1054 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:19,180 And I was like, no thank you. 1055 00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,140 No, hell no. 1056 00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:22,660 Did he not even offer like, hey, 1057 00:39:22,660 --> 00:39:23,500 is there something you want to drink? 1058 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,300 No, so then I paid for mine also. 1059 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,380 Yeah, well of course, yeah. 1060 00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:27,580 He didn't offer anything. 1061 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,500 Maybe he was doing that on purpose. 1062 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:30,340 I don't know. 1063 00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:31,160 Well. 1064 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,000 That's weird to see. 1065 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:32,840 And that's what that's weird. 1066 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,680 We've already had discussions like this. 1067 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,540 We agreed that a dude pays for a first date. 1068 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,700 Well, for sure. 1069 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:38,820 Yeah, that's weird. 1070 00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:41,620 But like, what was he thinking? 1071 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:42,460 I don't know. 1072 00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:44,300 And then he wanted to go on a second date? 1073 00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,180 Yeah. 1074 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:46,180 No. 1075 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,380 Yeah, it didn't happen. 1076 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:48,220 That is so weird. 1077 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,260 What was his name? 1078 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,100 I don't even remember. 1079 00:39:50,100 --> 00:39:51,940 This was a long time ago. 1080 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:52,780 I don't know. 1081 00:39:52,780 --> 00:39:57,780 That's so strange. 1082 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:58,860 Oh my God. 1083 00:39:58,860 --> 00:39:59,980 Like I wouldn't know. 1084 00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:01,380 That's not good. 1085 00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,780 So anyway, you got any other things? 1086 00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:05,260 Or you want to wrap it up? 1087 00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:06,980 Sarah's got to go to a party tonight. 1088 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,820 No, it's not a party. 1089 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,660 Or a band. 1090 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:09,820 I wish I knew what their name was 1091 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:10,960 so I could promote them on here. 1092 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,500 But one of my dad's old friends is, 1093 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,980 his band is playing here locally. 1094 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,700 So I'm, I gotta go home, 1095 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,420 throw some clothes and makeup on and go to that. 1096 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:25,420 But anyways, you can find us on Instagram at thick AF podcast. 1097 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:29,300 Send us an email, thickafpodcast.gmail.com. 1098 00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:32,660 And if you want to go ahead and follow, 1099 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:34,180 like, rate and review, 1100 00:40:34,180 --> 00:40:36,420 leave us a five star review. 1101 00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:37,740 We like those. 1102 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:38,580 Toodle-oo. 1103 00:40:38,580 --> 00:41:01,400 Instagram urdev. 1104 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,400 And for our other content here at It'll Be Great, 1105 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:17,280 ABCDEFG, I have to go. 1106 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:28,720 I don't know why it's so good.