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Hello, welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast.

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My name is Emily.

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Hey, it's Sarah.

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Happy Friday.

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Happy Friday.

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Well, happy Wednesday to you guys.

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Yes.

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Because we'll...

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But today's Friday for us.

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Yes.

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Woo-woo.

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So what's going on?

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What you been doing?

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Well, we've gotten so much rain this week.

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It's unreal.

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I'm so tired of the rain.

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It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

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I can't go to the pool and I'm really upset.

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Well, I was going to go to the pool tomorrow too all day and then I was going to go...

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I was going to relax at the pool, which that was very...

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It was wishful thinking because I'm supposed to be doing this community HOA party tomorrow

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night.

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She's on the board now.

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Oh Lord, have mercy.

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It's a whole hot mess of a situation, but we're supposed to have this party tomorrow

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night.

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And then we had planned it all and everything and now it's like 85% chance of rain all day.

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But then tomorrow night, it's only like 20% chance.

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I don't know.

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It may have gone down tomorrow night.

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So we're hoping it's not going to rain, but we've got all these tents that are going to

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be set up just in case it rains so people can just get underneath it.

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And I think she's got side things just in case and stuff like that.

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That's good.

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That's good.

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So tomorrow I will not be at the pool, but it's probably a good thing that it's raining

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so that I'm not trying to get drunk at the pool all day and then be tired and not be

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able to do anything to set up and then go up there and be like wastey face with all

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the people that live here and not be a good representative of the HOA.

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Lord.

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I think getting shit faced at the pool is a great representation of the HOA.

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Same.

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I mean, as long as you can get your stuff done, go get drunk, you know, whatever.

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So, so yeah.

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Oh, so last weekend was Mother's Day and I went to my parents' house and like my nieces

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and are my niece.

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I say nieces, my niece and my nephews were there and my older brother, Eric, set up this

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obstacle course for the kids in the backyard and you have to like do all the, you had to

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like throw something through it.

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We had like a big like circle float that we set up.

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They had to throw like a football through and they had like three chances to get through

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it and then they had to go around it and do all this stuff.

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Then they had to take one of those little kids lawnmowers and like roll, like push the

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lawnmower all the way around the yard and then like crawl army crawl underneath some

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stuff and like do all this stuff was great.

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So I timed it that everybody said that we're going to ask if everybody did it on their

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own.

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Yeah, everybody did on their own.

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Okay.

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And we timed them and I have all the times on there.

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I was the timer and Lola.

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So Leo, okay.

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So Leo, Leo is Leo's oldest Leo and Louie are brothers.

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Lola is my younger brother's daughter and she's the only child and she is a competitive winner

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and she plays softball.

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She does.

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Well, no, she plays baseball.

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Excuse me.

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She's the only girl on the boys team or she might be, there might be two girls, but I

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think either, I don't know.

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Yeah.

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She's like, and she liked the first game.

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She got a home run and got the game ball.

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She's like, she's really good.

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She's good at a lot of things and she, but she was not winning the obstacle course.

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So we told them they had to go, they had certain, like each person got to go first at one point

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and there were three rounds, but we did a practice round and Lola, like after the practice

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round or after, I can't remember which round it was.

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It was like the second round.

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She was still like a couple seconds behind Leo, the oldest, and she was like, she was

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like, I'm just not going to win.

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I'm just, she's, she's started, I'm not going to win.

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I'm just not going to win.

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I'm not good at this.

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And I was like, Lola, you're fine.

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She's good.

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And she went, she faked a splinter.

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She was, she's, when she gets older, I can't wait to talk about this with her.

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She wanted to win so bad.

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She was like trying to make sure she was crying, had the splinter in her foot, was like, like

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the whole neighborhood could hear because she had a splinter in her foot.

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There was no splinter in her foot.

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Y'all a poor sport.

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Yes.

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Guess what?

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I was one of them too.

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I was never that way.

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That is similar to what kind of anyways, it just reminds me of like when couples are having

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like a second child or whatever and you know, the existing only child like wants a certain

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the baby to be a certain sex or whatever.

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And when they reveal the gender to the kid and they're like, I don't want a sister.

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Yeah.

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Like you.

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I don't know that that happened.

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You don't think so?

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I think I was very excited for Jerry and then she got here and I was like, Oh, I don't know

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about this.

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Yeah, no.

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Oh yeah.

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It's competition people.

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But okay.

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So the best part of the, of the games, well, she ended up getting back up and doing it

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and she actually, I helped Eric made her or I mean, we all, I mean, we all made her and

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I was like, I finally was just like, okay, we're going to let Leo cause she had like

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pause the whole game for everybody.

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And I was like, I'm sorry.

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Just because you were going to fake crying to act like this.

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Yeah.

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We are not stopping it for the other two.

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So I was like, we're going.

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So who's going?

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And then she started getting excited about it.

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And then she went again, she ended up going again and she actually, I think it was round

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three.

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Wait, I'm looking.

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Yeah.

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It was round three that she won.

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And so I made it sound like she won.

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And I was like, and Lola got so excited and she was like, and she's like freaking out.

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But an Eric, my older brother was like, wait a minute.

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Cause it's Leo and he was like, I thought Leo had a better time than that.

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He had one that was like 29 seconds.

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And I was like, Eric, I was like, just for round three, she just won round three.

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Okay.

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But the best part of the average all the time.

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Yeah, I did.

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So I'll tell you the scores in a minute, but the best part of the whole day was Elizabeth

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Daniel's fiance did it and she like army crawled underneath.

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So we have those, you know, it's like, like wrought iron patio furniture and there we

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have these, my parents had these like long ones that you lay out on, you know, and they're

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like, they're like this far to the ground.

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Like we wouldn't fit under there.

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She army crawled underneath that.

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She was like, she did really good.

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I think she won.

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She, yeah.

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Well, she, Leo was a little bit faster than her on one of the rounds, but she, she got

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30 seconds and 30.65 seconds.

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Shout out to her for participating.

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So I averaged everybody's together and the winner was Leo with an average of 35.1 seconds.

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Louie was last with 42.02 seconds and Lola was a second with 37.985 seconds.

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So anyways, that's hysterical.

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Our tits and ass would get caught.

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Yes.

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No, we would, we would be like, Oh, I'm stuck.

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They took us to the hospital to get us out or something.

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Like it's not good.

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So we had so much fun though.

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I'm glad y'all had fun.

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I can't wait till she listens to this when she's older and it's like, Oh my God, I'm

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so embarrassed.

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This is something that you like recount on her 21st birthday.

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Right.

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Or like every birthday and Zeeldin.

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Remember that one time?

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So, all right.

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So I have an FMK.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So today's FMK is Coca-Cola products, but it's just Coke, regular Coke, Coca-Cola,

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Coke-Cola zero, or is it just Coke zero?

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So there's Coca-Cola with the red can Coke zero with the black can.

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No, they rebranded and it's red with black writing.

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Oh yeah.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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It's called Coca-Cola.

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No sugar now, I think.

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Oh, it's not Coke zero anymore.

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I don't think so.

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Ew.

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I know it's very weird.

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Or it's Coca-Cola zero sugar.

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Yeah.

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Not Coke zero.

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Yes.

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Well, whatever that is, we're going to call it Coke zero because that's what I've been

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calling by.

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Yeah.

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And then Diet Coke.

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Well, also just before I start choosing, did you know that Sierra Mist was rebranded?

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Wait, what?

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To be called Starry something?

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No.

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S-T-A-R-R-Y and the label, cause I asked at Publix the other day, I was like, when I was

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checking out, I was like, do y'all know what this Starry thing is?

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It is.

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I know.

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They rebranded it and I think it was because Sierra Mist meant something not good, but

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I didn't dig into what that was.

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So we'll have to do that.

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Wait, what does the Sierra Mist mean?

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You Google it.

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I'm Googling it while you talk about your Coke.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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So I am going to kill Diet Coke.

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Kill Diet Coke?

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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We drink Coke zero at home.

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Ew.

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So I'm going to fuck Coke zero at home because I'm marrying regular Coke because there is

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nothing in this world that is better than a Fountain McDonald's regular Coke when you're

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hung over.

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Well, that is the truth.

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And I, I'm not that I'm hung over on a regular basis, but I couldn't live without that.

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Like I couldn't do it just one time and never be able to have it again.

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So I'm, I'm marrying regular Coca-Cola.

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All right.

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So you're, she's, she's, you got it guys.

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That's, that's what Sarah's doing.

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I am going to fuck.

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No, I'm not killing.

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Well, I thought about that, but I think that I'm going to kill.

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I'm killing Coke zero.

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I don't like Coke zero.

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I think it tastes like medicine.

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It's disgusting.

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It's not disgusting.

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I'll drink it, but compared to the other two, it's not good.

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And I will marry diet Coke because I do not, I like Coca-Cola regular, but I don't like

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the aftertaste that anything that has sugar in it gives my mouth.

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And I also don't like to drink sugar either.

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I think it's disgusting.

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Like if I'm going to eat some, have something that has that many calories in it and sugar,

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it's going to be something that's worth it.

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Like some cheesecake or something, like something that's filling my stomach up and I'm not like

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still hungry afterwards, you know?

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So Coca-Cola, I think is delicious.

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I don't like the aftertaste.

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I don't like to drink.

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Honestly, I should probably kill it, but I'd rather I'm going to fuck it because I just

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want to do it one time every now and then a nice one out of a bottle too is really nice.

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Oh my God.

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You're going to have to give me a heads up off of these.

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Listen, Sarah, if you guys hear coughs and sneezes and snorts and stuff, Sarah's like

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chronically ill.

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Well, I'm chronically ill, but I'm not ever.

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I'm not in here like chronically bodily functioning.

253
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She's got like, oh my God, she's always got the sneezes.

254
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You better leave that shit in there too.

255
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Okay.

256
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Why am so?

257
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Yeah.

258
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But okay.

259
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So I'm looking at this Starry.

260
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What the hell kind of name is Starry?

261
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I don't know where they were going with that.

262
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Starry replaced something or other.

263
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Oh, that is not the reason.

264
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Well, I can't find it anywhere.

265
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I mean, I have looked and it just sounds like they are Pepsi was trying to compete a little

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bit better with Coke.

267
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So maybe there is no like hidden meaning between behind Sierra miss that made them discontinue

268
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it.

269
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So in my opinion, my expert opinion that is not expert, I am looking at this can and it

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says that like what you said, they're trying to compete more with Coke because apparently,

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you know, Sierra mist was popular, but it sprite was still outselling Sierra mist.

272
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And so they want to rebrand it to make it more competitive, I guess.

273
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But when I look at this, it looks like sprite.

274
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Yeah.

275
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This story that the name in my opinion is not good.

276
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Can I have a story?

277
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Yeah.

278
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Oh, let me get a starry.

279
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I'm starry eyed.

280
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Honestly, though, that's actually kind of funny because like when you drink like a Sierra

281
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mist or sprite, your eyes get kind of mind do get kind of like because it's so bubbly,

282
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it gets like kind of tingly and it's like, oh, I'm starry eyed.

283
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I wonder who came up with that.

284
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I don't like it.

285
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I don't like the logo and all that stuff on there.

286
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I don't know.

287
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It's like it's from like the 70s or 80s.

288
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Like it's it looks like from the 80s.

289
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Yeah.

290
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Base or from Mexico.

291
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Do you know what I mean?

292
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Like it looks like like a Fanta.

293
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Fanta is it Fanta or Fanta?

294
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Wana Fanta.

295
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Don't you wanna wanna Fanta?

296
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Is that from Mexico?

297
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Yeah, I think so.

298
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Oh, gosh.

299
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I'm pretty sure.

300
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I'm just kidding.

301
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I don't know that if that's why, but I think it is from is it not?

302
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Is it from Mexico?

303
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It's American owned German brand.

304
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Oh, my God.

305
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No way.

306
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It's a brand for carbonated soft drinks created by Coca Cola Deutschland under the leadership

307
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of German businessman Max Keith.

308
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So it's not from Mexico.

309
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I just feel like a Fanta or Fanta or whatever you call it has that commercial Wana Fanta

310
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and aren't they in like like little like outfits like they are and then and also it reminds

311
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me of like the they're always like in a glass bottle and they're always at a Mexican restaurants.

312
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Like, you know what I mean?

313
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In a glass bottle.

314
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Well, damn, I'm like the worst here.

315
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I'll just now.

316
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Now I'm like upset because I really like it being like a Mexican thing.

317
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So like you go to the Mexican restaurant, you get your little burrito and you drink

318
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your Fanta.

319
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They have their own sodas.

320
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The Mexican soda.

321
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Yeah, they have the Mexican coke with like.

322
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,380
Yeah, but it's not their own.

323
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,080
They just have it different in their different.

324
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:07,720
Yeah, it's because it's made for them for Mexico because different countries have different

325
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things.

326
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,480
They don't they have like real sugar.

327
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480
Yes, exactly.

328
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,480
Yeah, not cocaine like ours.

329
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,080
Do you know what would be amazing?

330
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,440
Have you watched the OK, so have you watched the drunk history of Coke?

331
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No.

332
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Oh, it's so great.

333
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,920
I watched it a hundred times.

334
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:24,920
I can't.

335
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,920
You can't.

336
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,920
I love it on TV.

337
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,280
The other day, this is like totally off topic, but I did see this.

338
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I started watching the show 9-1-1.

339
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,760
I think we talked about this and I saw this.

340
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:39,760
The cop came up and there was a firefighter that was pouring what looked to be coke on.

341
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Of course, you know, they probably don't have real cans of coke showing or whatever, but

342
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,080
it was a brown soda or whatever.

343
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:51,080
Pouring it on the ground where an accident scene had been because it's the only thing

344
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,080
that will get the blood.

345
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,120
Yes, gets rid of the blood.

346
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,920
So she carries them around in a cooler.

347
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,480
Wait, a coke?

348
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480
Yes.

349
00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,480
Yeah.

350
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,480
Well, that's what I like to pour.

351
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:06,440
Like if I have a leftover Mountain Dew, I like to pour it in the sink so that it cleans

352
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:07,440
off all the nasty stuff.

353
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,440
It's like the carbonation and stuff.

354
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,440
I don't know that it's the carbonation.

355
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440
I think it's the other chemicals.

356
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:14,000
It's the nasty stuff that's in there that's killing us.

357
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Oh, a hundred percent.

358
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Yeah.

359
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,120
I'm definitely going to die from diet Mountain Dew.

360
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:20,040
My mom's always like, you're going to get cancer from that stuff.

361
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:23,120
She hasn't said it in a long time, but it's like my one thing that I have.

362
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,120
Okay.

363
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,440
And y'all, I told her before we even came down here and decided to talk about this that

364
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:33,320
the other day I threw away an entire unopened can of diet Mountain Dew in my car that had

365
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to be.

366
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That's like $2.

367
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,320
You owe me $2.

368
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:40,720
I didn't know how long it had been there, but I was cleaning my car up when I was getting

369
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,840
gas because Brandon will leave trash in the car all the time and it makes me so irritated.

370
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,840
Maybe it was him.

371
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:47,840
No, it was not his.

372
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:48,840
He's kidding.

373
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,840
It was me.

374
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,840
He don't drink that.

375
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,840
Yeah.

376
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,840
He drinks Coke Zero.

377
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,840
Ew.

378
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,260
And he really only drinks it when he's drinking bourbon.

379
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,360
So I used to drink Coke Zero Cherry.

380
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,400
Oh, so good.

381
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:04,400
And Dr. Pepper, when I was like at my old job in Opelika, Alabama, and I would go down

382
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,520
because we didn't have Mountain Dew sold there.

383
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,280
If I wanted something like Mountain Dew, I'd have to get Mellow Grey Yellow, which is not

384
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,280
the same.

385
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,280
It's disgusting.

386
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,040
I don't even like Mountain Dew, but it's not the same.

387
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,040
Yeah.

388
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:22,120
So, but my teeth were turning brown because I was drinking so many freaking Cokes.

389
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,320
I was like, oh my God, my teeth are starting to get...

390
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:31,400
So I was like, I'm switching back to Diet Mountain Dew because I don't want to have

391
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400
stained teeth.

392
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,400
Yeah.

393
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,000
And also if you start drinking, people are like, well, drink out of a straw.

394
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,480
If you drink out of a straw, then you get wrinkles.

395
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,480
Cigarette wrinkles.

396
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,480
Yeah.

397
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,480
It's disgusting.

398
00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:42,480
I don't want that.

399
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,680
I would rather have brown teeth that I can put on a crust white strip for that.

400
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,720
Can't put on a crust white strip on those mouth wrinkles.

401
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,720
Just saying.

402
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,720
That's funny.

403
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720
So, so yeah.

404
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,720
All right.

405
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:59,200
So today we're going to do a little Thick AF presents unsolved mysteries.

406
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,600
Thick AF presents unsolved mysteries.

407
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,600
You go ahead, girl.

408
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,200
Well, I'm not going to read yours.

409
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:09,520
Oh, I guess the first one I picked up was why do women say it's fine when it's clearly

410
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,000
not fine?

411
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,380
Yeah.

412
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,560
That's a weird one.

413
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,920
Because what did I, I responded to you on that, didn't I?

414
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,520
I can't remember if you did or not.

415
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:29,440
But I mean, my perspective on it is that we do that in order to just keep it moving because

416
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,160
A number one, pick your battles.

417
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,160
A number one?

418
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,160
I knew we were going to say something.

419
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,960
I was trying not to say it, but it came out anyways.

420
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,440
I was like, I had this look on my face like, ugh, still say it.

421
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:48,320
But I mean, I think it's just to keep it moving, keep things civil and try to avoid an argument,

422
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,120
confrontation, whatever.

423
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:56,560
But also it may give people time to process, you know, whatever's going on before they're

424
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,480
ready to like actually address it.

425
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,680
Maybe I don't think that's what it maybe that is what it is.

426
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:06,800
I think it's more like it could be a bunch of different things all at once because that's

427
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800
how we are.

428
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:12,240
We have a lot of things and we're trying to express things, but like nobody's listening.

429
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,480
And so we whatever it's fine.

430
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,160
It's kind of passive aggressive.

431
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:22,160
Yes, saying like because it's basically saying it's not fine, but we're also being like,

432
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,640
I don't want to talk about it anymore.

433
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,720
I have a thing and it's a way to get attention.

434
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,200
But it's also a way for somebody to be like, wait a minute, because never mind.

435
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200
It's fine.

436
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,200
I don't.

437
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,000
And then that person's like, wait, hold on a second.

438
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,200
Like what you're trying to get them to react, I guess.

439
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200
Yeah.

440
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,920
I mean, I think it depends on the person.

441
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,920
Yeah.

442
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:50,280
I don't know that I say it's fine to get a reaction out of somebody or whatever, but

443
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,280
I more so say it because I don't want to I want to be done with the conversation and

444
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,760
I don't want to get into an argument.

445
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,240
Yeah.

446
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:03,200
I think some people say it because they but that's just me thinking about what other people

447
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,440
are doing being like, it's fine.

448
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,200
And it's just like, but it's not fine.

449
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,200
You know what I mean?

450
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,200
Yeah.

451
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,840
It's really not fine, but they're saying it like, oh, it's fine.

452
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,840
So anyway, what's next?

453
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,840
What you got?

454
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,840
Well, you got some stuff on here.

455
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,000
I don't know where my list is.

456
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000
I'm trying to find it.

457
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,280
So you go on the next one.

458
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,260
Why do girls go to the bathroom together?

459
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,760
Because they're code of damn pendant.

460
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,760
I hate that.

461
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,760
I hate it so much.

462
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760
Excuse my language.

463
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760
Wait.

464
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,760
So when you get up and go to the bathroom, I'm like, oh, me too.

465
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760
Yeah.

466
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,040
Well, no, I just don't.

467
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,600
I'm never like, does somebody have to go to the bathroom with me?

468
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,960
Like people are like, you want to go to the bathroom.

469
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,360
I know you don't, but like you like to go to the, you're like a girl's girl.

470
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:48,520
I'm like, I have to go to the bathroom and why are you following me?

471
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,520
Now I have to sit here and wait for you when I'm done.

472
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,520
Like damn, I ain't never asking you to go to the bathroom.

473
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,960
No, it's not like that.

474
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,720
It's just like, it's just like, I just don't get it.

475
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:02,120
Like I get it from like a 20 something perspective.

476
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,840
Like if you're at the bar or whatever and you go into the bathroom as a group of friends

477
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:09,540
when it's not a one in one out situation anyways, like I get that.

478
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:14,400
You want to like, I don't know, look at yourself, go pee and like gossip.

479
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,640
I guess I just thought it was, it was, it's a worse when we were younger and I was like,

480
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,720
I got to go to the bathroom and everybody like took the train.

481
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,040
I always called it the train to the bathroom.

482
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,040
We're taking the train to the bathroom.

483
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,120
You had like five girls and they all go to that.

484
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:31,320
And then it's like, Oh my God, yeah, not good.

485
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,320
Like it's so weird.

486
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,480
Because you're also standing in there waiting for the four other fuckers to get out of there

487
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,920
and half of them don't even have to go to the pee.

488
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:44,160
So just coming in and it's like too many people in one place.

489
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:52,880
So why do our ears and noses connect?

490
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,680
Like and this is just like unsolved mysteries of the world.

491
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,800
An anatomy lesson here.

492
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,800
You didn't know this.

493
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800
I don't know.

494
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,800
Okay.

495
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:05,040
Do you know why there's an ENT doctor, ear, nose and throat ENT?

496
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,040
Did you not know that?

497
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,040
Yes.

498
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:11,040
Because if you get your tonsils taken out, it's an ENT because your ears, your nose and

499
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,400
your throat all connect together.

500
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,220
Your ears have to do with your tonsils though.

501
00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:20,560
Your ears don't have, that's why I'm saying why are our ears connected to our, our, our

502
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,400
mouths and our noses.

503
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,400
I get that.

504
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,480
I get that your nose and your mouth are connected because they both breathe, but our ears don't

505
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:28,480
breathe.

506
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,240
So why are they connected to our mouth?

507
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,400
Like every, so like everything's just connected in there.

508
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:39,600
So that's why like, if you get like your like tonsillitis or something, your ears will hurt.

509
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,240
Like everything's just connected.

510
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,840
And I think it's weird.

511
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,840
Don't you?

512
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:50,520
Well, I'm trying to look at the interwebs, the middle ears connected to the back of the

513
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:55,520
throat by the, I do not know what this word is.

514
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,520
How do you spell it?

515
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,520
E-U-S-T-A.

516
00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:58,520
Eustation tubes.

517
00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,520
Yes.

518
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:04,520
Interesting.

519
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,520
Yeah.

520
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,920
I mean, but isn't that weird though?

521
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,520
Like why, why are our ears connected?

522
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,960
They don't need to be connected.

523
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,960
Yeah.

524
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,960
It's a very odd to me.

525
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:13,960
Yeah.

526
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,600
I don't understand that either.

527
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600
I don't know.

528
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,840
So like if you got, you know, those people that get like cockroaches stuck in their ears.

529
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,840
Stop.

530
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,840
Technically it could end up in your throat.

531
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,840
I mean, it would be really hard.

532
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,840
I think, but I'm going to think about it for the rest of the night.

533
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,720
You're going to go to sleep and I'm going to have to like cover it.

534
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,320
I'm going to have to wear a bubble on my head.

535
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,200
Where it could go crawling to your mouth and go out your ear.

536
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,200
No, it can't.

537
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,200
Your ear drums in there.

538
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,960
It's no, but that doesn't, oh my gosh.

539
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,080
It's kind of like the snake in your toilet.

540
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:51,560
That is real and it swam up.

541
00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,920
Oh God.

542
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,520
But isn't that a weird thing?

543
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,520
Like I just think about that.

544
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,360
I'm like, what?

545
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,360
What do y'all think about this?

546
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,360
Let us know.

547
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,360
Email us.

548
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,360
StickyFpodcasts at gmail.com.

549
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:07,360
Oh my God.

550
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,520
Okay.

551
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:13,600
So I'm looking at this list because I didn't read all of it before, but oh, this is a good

552
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,600
one.

553
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,600
Why do we get a, okay.

554
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,200
So when I think that I have an answer for it, but why do we get like stomach aches or

555
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,960
why does your stomach start feeling a certain way before you have to poop?

556
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:25,320
I know this is really TMI, but like if you have.

557
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,640
I don't think that happens every time.

558
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,720
Well, like, you know, you get a certain feel, but okay.

559
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:36,080
A lot of times if you're about to like D I A R R H I don't know how you spell it.

560
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,080
H E A.

561
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,600
Why can't you just say it?

562
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,600
Because it's disgusting sounding.

563
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,240
I mean, it's not great.

564
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,240
Your stomach starts hurting like well in advance.

565
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,040
And I think it's like a warning sign.

566
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,040
Yeah.

567
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,040
You get like cramps.

568
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:53,480
But I want to know, is it stomach cramps or is it colon cramps?

569
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,640
Wouldn't that all be the same?

570
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,360
It's not coming from your stomach.

571
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,680
It's it's your colon.

572
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,680
Right.

573
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,680
Or your intestines.

574
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:01,680
It's your intestines.

575
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,680
Why do we get stomach cramps?

576
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:07,400
Well, but stomach meaning like because you get stomach cramps.

577
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,400
Abdominal cramps.

578
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,400
Yes.

579
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,400
Okay.

580
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,400
Abdominal cramps.

581
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400
But you get those for your uterus too.

582
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,120
And we call it stomach cramps too.

583
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,520
Essentially I can feel the difference.

584
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,520
Well there is a difference.

585
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,040
I can feel the difference.

586
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,040
I know.

587
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,040
But what do you do?

588
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040
You call them.

589
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,040
You have uterine cramps.

590
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,520
Well, I don't have any of that.

591
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,520
I know.

592
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,160
If you had them, would you call it, I've got stomach cramps or I've got uterus cramps?

593
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,160
I've got cramps.

594
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,160
Right.

595
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,160
I could say I have cramps.

596
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,480
I think I would say my tummy hurts or I have a stomach ache.

597
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,720
Which is the same say.

598
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,400
So you have a stomach ache, but it's not your stomach.

599
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,400
It's your uterus.

600
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,400
No.

601
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:47,880
I'm saying I would have, if I had cramps in my ovaries or my uterus, I would say I have

602
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,880
cramps.

603
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,340
If my stomach was upset, I would say my stomach's upset.

604
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,860
If I need to poop, I'm just going to say I need to poop.

605
00:24:53,860 --> 00:25:00,000
Now you need to start saying my colon and my intestine, large and small intestines,

606
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:08,960
is probably your small intestines are cramping so that you can be more specific.

607
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,960
I don't know.

608
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,200
It's so funny how the human body works.

609
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,200
It gives you warnings.

610
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,460
Oh, it's wild.

611
00:25:13,460 --> 00:25:15,800
This is about to happen.

612
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:23,760
I'm making your stomach hurt so that you don't blow up chunks on your, from the other side.

613
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,760
On your chair.

614
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,800
The human body is a very wild thing.

615
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:33,600
I think that there are sometimes things happen and you don't even know that you have gotten

616
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,440
a warning sign until something else happens.

617
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,000
What do you mean?

618
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:45,240
When somebody's having a stroke or whatever, of course I'm going to reference 911 because

619
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:51,440
now it's all medical, but they responded to some, this domestic violence dispute or

620
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,540
whatever.

621
00:25:53,540 --> 00:25:59,760
This wife who was English or whatever, she locked herself in the bathroom and bashed

622
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,720
a photo of her husband's head or whatever.

623
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,160
He was like, she's not okay.

624
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,520
Finally, he was like, she's not British.

625
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,920
They figured out that she was having a stroke because she just miraculously was speaking

626
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:20,760
in a British accent and knew all of the British slang and stuff like that and was having

627
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,520
indigestion as well or something.

628
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,520
Does that happen?

629
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,520
That is far fetched.

630
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,200
Strokes manifest, well, I agree with you.

631
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,840
It's just TV, but strokes do manifest differently in men and women.

632
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,480
They had her stick out her tongue and she had some paralysis.

633
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,240
The day when I start talking in a British accent, I can't wait.

634
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,240
Please record me.

635
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:43,520
Even if I'm having a stroke, just be like, oh.

636
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,420
Because I try to do a different accent.

637
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:46,420
We used to try to do this.

638
00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:51,160
Me and my couple of friends from a long time ago, we would go around and just talk in British

639
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,160
accents.

640
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,160
I do it with Lola now.

641
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:57,920
I think we've my niece, but I'm really bad at it.

642
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:02,400
It sometimes comes out as like crikey, like Australian or something like that.

643
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,640
I'm like, oh my God, I sound like an idiot.

644
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,120
The day that I have a stroke, please record it.

645
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,120
Okay.

646
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:14,400
Needless to say, if that is true or whatever, then the human body is wild because how the

647
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,000
frig would she ever know that?

648
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
How would she know what?

649
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Oh, that she was having a stroke?

650
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Yeah, she was like, the bobbies are here.

651
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
Talking about the cops.

652
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
The Barbies.

653
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,680
What are you talking about?

654
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,680
Who are the Barbies?

655
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
The Bobbies.

656
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,680
They call them Bobbies?

657
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,680
Yeah.

658
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,120
Oh, I didn't know that.

659
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,600
My parents call them the fuzz.

660
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:33,600
Oh my God.

661
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:38,560
I remember my dad's telling me a long time ago, he would be like, the fuzz, the fuzz is

662
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,560
coming.

663
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,040
I was like, what are you talking about?

664
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,040
Funny.

665
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,640
I didn't know that's what it was.

666
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,640
Oh man.

667
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,640
All right.

668
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,160
What did she got?

669
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,440
Why do women pay so much for their haircuts when they pretty much look the same before

670
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,880
and after a haircut?

671
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,800
But when a dude goes in and pays half the price that we do, they look like a brand new

672
00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,800
person.

673
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,800
What?

674
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,720
Look, when I get my haircut, I did get my haircut the other day.

675
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,720
You did?

676
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,720
Yeah.

677
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,720
You can't tell.

678
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,720
Wait, what?

679
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,720
It's still wicked long.

680
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,720
I know.

681
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,720
It's really long.

682
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,720
I got like three inches cut off.

683
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,720
No, you did.

684
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,720
Yeah, I did.

685
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Look how long it is still.

686
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,720
It's really long.

687
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720
I was like, did I even?

688
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,720
Dang.

689
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,720
I know.

690
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,720
It does still feel shorter, but I haven't washed it in all week.

691
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,720
I haven't even had them wash it.

692
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,240
I just was like, don't wash my hair.

693
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:28,600
So it's disgusting because I'm cheap.

694
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,520
I cut my own hair half time, but-

695
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,520
My goodness.

696
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,520
But yeah, no, I like-

697
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Your legs look, but they look good.

698
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:34,520
They look healthy.

699
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:39,960
I like to go and get a haircut and it look like I got a haircut.

700
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,440
When I go and they're just trying to trim it and I'm like, no, I want to look like I

701
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,440
got a haircut.

702
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,440
I want people to be like, you got a haircut?

703
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,440
Yeah.

704
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,760
I'm like, no, you look good.

705
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,760
I know.

706
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760
I feel that.

707
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,040
Well, not that I want the attention.

708
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,680
It's just like, I'm paying for something.

709
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,680
I'm paying a hundred dollars or whatever.

710
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,680
Yeah.

711
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,680
I want to know that I got a haircut.

712
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,680
Yeah.

713
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,680
Yeah.

714
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,480
Some people go so often and they don't want people to know that they got a haircut, I

715
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,480
guess.

716
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,040
They're just like, I can't pay a hundred dollars.

717
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:12,040
The dudes that go every four weeks or whatever, I can't do it.

718
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,560
Well, guys, hair is so much shorter that if it's-

719
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,560
It is, yeah.

720
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,880
If you don't get it cut when it's short like that, when I went with my hair, I had a bob

721
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,880
back in the day.

722
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,920
It's a long time ago, 13 years ago.

723
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920
Did you?

724
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920
Yeah, girl.

725
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
Good on Facebook.

726
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,920
My hair is chopped like this.

727
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,920
Interesting.

728
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,200
It was back in the day when, what was her name?

729
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,320
John and Kate Plus Eight was famous.

730
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,320
No.

731
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,320
The lob.

732
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320
The lob.

733
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,320
No.

734
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,840
But I didn't have hers where it was-

735
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840
The spiky in the back?

736
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:42,840
Yeah.

737
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,360
I had more like a posh spice bob.

738
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,360
Okay.

739
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,360
It was like a hefty ball.

740
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,360
Yeah.

741
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,360
Yeah.

742
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,360
Everybody was like, where do you get your hair cut?

743
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360
Your hair is so good.

744
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,360
I was like, my girl, you can't have her.

745
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,360
Ha ha, sorry.

746
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:59,760
But then she moved to Arizona and didn't tell me.

747
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,240
I went back to the same salon and they were like, she's not here anymore and we can't

748
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,240
tell you where she went.

749
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,280
I'm like, what the hell?

750
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,080
They gave me some other dude.

751
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,360
This was, oh my God.

752
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,440
I go in there and I'm sitting down and I'm like, okay, well, normally I just come in

753
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,040
here and she just cuts my hair because she knows.

754
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,040
She's just good.

755
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,040
I don't know what to tell her what to do.

756
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,680
And he was like, well, I'm not really that good at cutting short hair.

757
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,000
It's what he told me.

758
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
And I was like, oh my God.

759
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,880
I would have said, okay, give me somebody else.

760
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,880
I know.

761
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:24,880
So he cut my hair.

762
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,880
It was not good.

763
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,240
And I had to call them the next time and be like, hey, you know, I don't want to be mean

764
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:32,000
or anything, but like, I just didn't vibe with the dude last time.

765
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,240
Like basically he told me he's not good at cutting short hair.

766
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,440
So can you give me somebody else?

767
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,440
And I'm sure that they had to like-

768
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,800
The same person has been cutting my hair since I was like 21.

769
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,800
Yeah.

770
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,960
Now I'm like, look, I'm just going to admit it.

771
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,960
And she didn't move away for a little bit.

772
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,000
I got a super cut now.

773
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,200
Hey, listen, I did that with Melanie a couple of times and it was worth it.

774
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,200
Look, it cost me like yesterday-

775
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,200
When I didn't use color or anything.

776
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,200
Yeah.

777
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,640
I bought a bottle of Kenra hairspray and I got my haircut.

778
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:06,440
I was in and out within 30 minutes and it was $45 with the tip.

779
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,440
That's nice.

780
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,440
Yeah.

781
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440
Yeah.

782
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:14,160
And honestly, I come home and usually cut my hair more after them.

783
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,800
I haven't done it yet because I haven't looked at it, but they do it.

784
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,880
They're all trained.

785
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,200
They all have to go to training.

786
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,200
Yeah, absolutely.

787
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,560
And most of the time, these are people that come in there and just like, they have to

788
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,880
have experience before they can get a salon.

789
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,880
And it's all this, I mean, in my opinion, it's the same.

790
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,600
Melanie had a bad experience one time and I did have to cut her hair for her later because

791
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:40,000
the lady gave her short layers, which means a lot of layers.

792
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,320
And she kind of looked like she had a little bit of a mullet in the back.

793
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,960
I had to cut like an inch or two off the bottom to even it out.

794
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,960
Oh, shit.

795
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,520
See, that's what I'm a little bit afraid about that for my hair right now because she was

796
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,440
cutting some layers and I was like, oh, I don't know if she cut enough on the bottom,

797
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,440
but yeah.

798
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,840
Okay.

799
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,840
Let's see.

800
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:04,480
You have on here, why they have so much stuff in their purse.

801
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,480
That's literally how it's written too.

802
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,240
I was trying to, I'm sorry.

803
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,880
I was getting my stuff, I was getting it together as I was walking out the door.

804
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,680
So I didn't pay attention to grammar.

805
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Honey, you got a lot of stuff in your purse too, don't you?

806
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,880
Linda, that is my purse right now.

807
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,360
Well, that's your purse right now, but what's your purse normally?

808
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,360
My Neverfull.

809
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,360
Yeah.

810
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,640
You got the same one.

811
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,640
I know.

812
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,040
And you should go look at it right now.

813
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,840
It's been used as storage right now.

814
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,120
You go in there and I've got like four wallets in it.

815
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,040
I both have these little things right now.

816
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,960
The cross body like fanny packy thingy.

817
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,040
Yeah I can't fit that much in there, but.

818
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,960
Yeah that one's the smaller one.

819
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,880
But yeah, I have like two pairs of glasses, a pair of sunglasses.

820
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,000
Yes I have a pair of glasses, a pair of sunglasses.

821
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,960
I have a fingernail clipper kit.

822
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,960
I have a whole bag.

823
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,600
You have a fingernail clipper kit?

824
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,600
Yeah.

825
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,640
You keep fingernail clippers with you in your purse.

826
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,680
Yes, because I don't want to bite my nails.

827
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,440
So if I break a nail, I want to be able to cut it off.

828
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,520
Seriously do you break nails that often?

829
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,520
Yes.

830
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,680
Then you just bring your X-ACTO knife.

831
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:11,680
Leave me alone.

832
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,680
That is for cuticles only.

833
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,840
She cuts her cuticles with her X-ACTO knife.

834
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,840
It's so funny.

835
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,840
I think about it sometimes.

836
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,840
I'm like I should go get an X-ACTO knife.

837
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,840
Exactly.

838
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,840
Get on Amazon.

839
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,840
I would cut my whole finger off if I was.

840
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,840
No you won't.

841
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,840
Yeah I will.

842
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,840
No you won't.

843
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,840
You probably, your X-ACTO knife is probably dull at this point.

844
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,840
Do you ever change the blade?

845
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,840
I have a brand new one and I have new blades too.

846
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,840
So you shut up.

847
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,840
Oh look at you.

848
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,840
Fancy, mancy, pansy.

849
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,840
You're crazy.

850
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,840
Oh lord.

851
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,840
I mean I got all kind of shit in there.

852
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,400
I got chapstick, I got deodorant in there.

853
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,000
You put deodorant in there too?

854
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,520
And you're the one asking why we have so much stuff in our purse?

855
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,520
Yeah.

856
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:51,400
I got a whole cosmetic bag full of lipsticks and chapsticks and face powder.

857
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,400
I got lotion in there.

858
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,000
I put my entire makeup bag in my purse.

859
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
My big purse.

860
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Mine's not even that big.

861
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Always.

862
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,880
I do have, I think I have a thing of mascara in there too.

863
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,160
But I don't know.

864
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,080
So like if I go anywhere I will have my makeup with me.

865
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,560
I have indigestion medicine in there.

866
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,200
I have hand sanitizer in there.

867
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,200
That's a lot more than I have.

868
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,920
I gotta be prepared, man.

869
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,920
But normally my bag is full.

870
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:19,280
And I get really upset when I like switch, like that's the purse that I brought to Philly

871
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,200
with me for work and I got there.

872
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,200
The little one?

873
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,200
Yes.

874
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,120
And I needed other things and I was upset.

875
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,320
So whatever.

876
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,320
So what?

877
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,320
I can't decide where this is going.

878
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,320
I don't know.

879
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,840
I feel like I had other things that I sent you that are not on this list.

880
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,840
No you didn't.

881
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,760
Yeah, well there's stuff at the top that you have skipped over.

882
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:40,760
Oh I have?

883
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:41,760
Yeah.

884
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:42,760
Oh yeah.

885
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,000
Why do people not tell other people that having kids is hard?

886
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:52,280
So like people are like, oh, I feel like they're trying to get us to join their misery.

887
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,760
They're like, when are you gonna have a baby?

888
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,760
You should have a baby.

889
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,920
And I'm like, why?

890
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,720
You're miserable with your kids.

891
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,720
And they always, oh, it's a blessing.

892
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:07,120
It's because you can't tell people that you hate your kids and you hate taking care of

893
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,520
kids and they're very exhausting.

894
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,520
You can't say that.

895
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:15,120
So you have to be like, it's really, it's hard, it's difficult, but it's so worth it.

896
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,120
Yeah.

897
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,120
Baloney.

898
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,120
I love it when you say baloney.

899
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,720
That makes me laugh.

900
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,880
I mean, I don't think that they actually hate their children.

901
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:31,640
I think that they hate that they have children after it's said and done or whatever.

902
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,920
They're pain in the fucking ass.

903
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,920
Yeah.

904
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,800
And then they're like marriage is suffering because they, the other one's not taking,

905
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,560
doing their fair share of whatever.

906
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,680
And they're all exhausted and they hate each other because they're exhausted.

907
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,760
Oh, I got mad at Brandon today.

908
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:49,480
I needed to make up my guest bed and I got up to go do that.

909
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,480
He knew exactly what I was doing.

910
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,480
He sat there on his phone.

911
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,120
I'm convinced he knew what I was doing and it's up against the wall.

912
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:59,320
So I have to like get on the bed to like put the fitted sheet on there or whatever.

913
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:04,720
And I'm huffing and puffing and just making all this.

914
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,600
On purpose so that he'll help you?

915
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600
And finally.

916
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600
Sarah.

917
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,600
Lord.

918
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,600
He didn't get up.

919
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,280
I finally said, Brandon Mitchell.

920
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280
And he said, yes.

921
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,200
And I said, I'm making this bed.

922
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,840
Are you coming or what?

923
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,640
And I was almost done with all of it.

924
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,640
And he walked in there.

925
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,440
I said, well, now I know if we ever break up, I can make this bed by myself.

926
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,800
And he goes, see, you're an independent woman.

927
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,440
I was like, good for you, Brandon.

928
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:32,320
Look, I was going to say, I was like, Sarah, if you didn't have him, you would have to

929
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,520
do it yourself anyway.

930
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,240
So like chill out.

931
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:39,520
But also did you talk to him like you're his mother, Brandon Mitchell?

932
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:43,080
I didn't even know he had a middle name until just now.

933
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,080
I did.

934
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,080
Brandon Mitchell.

935
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,280
When I get mad at him, I usually call him Brandon Sue.

936
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,280
But Brandon, like your dog.

937
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,520
Oh, that's hilarious.

938
00:36:54,520 --> 00:37:00,000
But I knew that he wouldn't respond to me the way I needed him to if I did that.

939
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,280
So I called him the real thing.

940
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,280
Brandon Sue.

941
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,280
Oh my God.

942
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,280
That's hilarious.

943
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,280
I didn't even know he had a middle name.

944
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,280
Yeah.

945
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,520
I mean, I would assume he had a middle name, but I didn't know it was Mitchell.

946
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,520
Yeah.

947
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:12,520
Yeah.

948
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:13,520
So interesting.

949
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,520
Yeah.

950
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,400
No, I just I don't understand people with their children like and then having the kids

951
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,760
when you get pregnant, some people are like, I love being pregnant.

952
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,760
I'm like, why?

953
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,840
And then there's an attention and people are like, oh, you sit here, you're pregnant.

954
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:32,560
And you get the you get the parking spot at Target in the front, the pregnant women parking

955
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,560
spot.

956
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,560
OK.

957
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,280
And you get your husband's like, oh, no, don't do anything.

958
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,640
So they do every for you.

959
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,640
Yeah.

960
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:44,260
But if you're pregnant, normally guys are like, oh, just sit right here and don't do

961
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,980
anything and bottle.

962
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,080
And you're pregnant.

963
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,440
But like, they don't tell you about the stuff that like you throw it up.

964
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,440
Yeah.

965
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,460
swollen ass feet.

966
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,720
You get hemorrhoids.

967
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,340
Yeah, your feet get bigger too.

968
00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,340
You get hemorrhoids.

969
00:37:59,340 --> 00:38:00,940
Did you know that you get hemorrhoids?

970
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:02,140
Like big ones.

971
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:02,980
No.

972
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:03,800
Yes.

973
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,540
Like your butthole comes out on the outside.

974
00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:08,540
Collapse butthole.

975
00:38:08,540 --> 00:38:10,140
Yeah, basically that's a hemorrhoid.

976
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:10,980
No.

977
00:38:10,980 --> 00:38:11,800
Yes.

978
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,640
I'm not doing that.

979
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,780
No.

980
00:38:13,780 --> 00:38:14,620
Adopt.

981
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:15,780
Adopt people.

982
00:38:15,780 --> 00:38:16,860
Adopt, don't shop.

983
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:18,700
Jesus.

984
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,460
Don't, yeah, don't buy a puppy

985
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:23,100
or don't breed the puppies.

986
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:25,220
Go get one from the Humane Society.

987
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,300
Yes.

988
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:27,940
Or just get a puppy and not a kid.

989
00:38:27,940 --> 00:38:28,820
Yeah, that's fair.

990
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:31,180
I mean, I definitely would rather have those.

991
00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:32,380
But I agree with you.

992
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:35,460
I think that it should be more socially acceptable

993
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,260
to say having kids is a pain in the ass

994
00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:40,500
and you should definitely think about it before you do it.

995
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,460
Right.

996
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,300
Like what's the big deal?

997
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:43,140
Because people are like,

998
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:44,220
oh, I wanna have kids so bad.

999
00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:45,100
I wanna have kids so bad.

1000
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:47,420
And I don't think they realize

1001
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,420
that they may not wanna have kids

1002
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,260
because they're thinking,

1003
00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,500
oh, that's what I'm supposed to do.

1004
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,260
And everybody talks about how they're kids,

1005
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:55,980
but I swear it's because people want you

1006
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:57,980
to join in their misery.

1007
00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:59,940
Like, you know what I mean?

1008
00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:02,700
Well, that or your parents wanna be grandparents and,

1009
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:03,820
But why?

1010
00:39:03,820 --> 00:39:04,660
Right.

1011
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,480
Because they want you to go

1012
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,180
through the same crap they went through.

1013
00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:10,300
Oh, I'm sure that my mom would love

1014
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:13,060
for me to experience a hellion like myself.

1015
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,020
Yeah.

1016
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:15,220
It ain't happening.

1017
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:17,260
How does Brandon feel about that?

1018
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:18,100
He's good.

1019
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,460
Oh, cool.

1020
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:22,700
We wouldn't be together if he was like,

1021
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:24,140
I need children.

1022
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:27,060
Well, it's a deal breaker for me.

1023
00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:27,900
Yeah.

1024
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,220
But isn't that like a new thing that you've decided?

1025
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:31,040
No.

1026
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:31,880
Oh, it's not?

1027
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:32,720
I thought it was like-

1028
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:33,540
I told my mom years ago.

1029
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,460
Oh, I thought you had decided like last year.

1030
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,900
No, I told my mom at least seven years ago.

1031
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:39,740
Oh, cool.

1032
00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:41,820
Yeah.

1033
00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,620
Well, I think Brandon would be a very good dad.

1034
00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:45,460
Yeah.

1035
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,700
And like, I have no question about that,

1036
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,860
you know, whatever, but it's just not what we wanna do.

1037
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,260
Yeah.

1038
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:53,100
That's good.

1039
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,140
Yeah.

1040
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:54,980
Don't change your mind.

1041
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:57,020
Don't get an accidental oopsie doopsie.

1042
00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:00,020
Oopsie doopsie poopsie baby.

1043
00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:01,300
That is not happening.

1044
00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:02,140
Like what it-

1045
00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:06,020
Oh, also, okay, so how in the world do these people,

1046
00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,500
have you seen those TV shows where it's like,

1047
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,020
I didn't know I was pregnant?

1048
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:10,860
No, I was pregnant.

1049
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:11,700
Yeah.

1050
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:12,540
How?

1051
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:16,540
I saw something the other day and I can't remember.

1052
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,820
Oh, it was on TikTok.

1053
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:21,940
So it was a live body cam footage of this police officer

1054
00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,540
or whatever that showed up at the hospital

1055
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,620
because this girl had been admitted to the hospital.

1056
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,260
She had to go to the bathroom.

1057
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,540
She was in there forever.

1058
00:40:28,540 --> 00:40:32,380
She had a baby, put it, she was like 17, had a baby,

1059
00:40:32,380 --> 00:40:34,780
put it in the garbage can, put another liner on top of it.

1060
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,500
And the maintenance worker came in there

1061
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,020
and knew that like blood had been cleaned up

1062
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,620
and they found the dead baby.

1063
00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:42,540
It was dead?

1064
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,420
Yes.

1065
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:46,460
This is why abortion should be allowed.

1066
00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:48,620
Her mother never knew she was pregnant.

1067
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:51,380
I don't, I assume she knew she was pregnant

1068
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:52,220
because she knew what the hell to do.

1069
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,380
She could have died in the middle of that.

1070
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,660
Oh, 100%.

1071
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:57,220
Absolutely.

1072
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,540
Yeah, that's scary.

1073
00:40:58,540 --> 00:41:00,620
But you know, they do have those programs

1074
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:02,780
like at hospitals where you can like,

1075
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:04,620
it's like a don't ask, don't tell kind of thing

1076
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:06,180
where you can just show, I forgot what it's called.

1077
00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:08,300
Like if you have a baby and you decide you can't have it,

1078
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,860
you can just show up and they won't ask any questions.

1079
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:12,980
You bring them your baby and you can leave

1080
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:14,980
and just, they'll take it.

1081
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:16,260
And I think that that's great.

1082
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:19,140
But also that girl, that was different.

1083
00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:20,660
Like she was, she didn't want anybody

1084
00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,060
to know she was pregnant.

1085
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,620
And she could probably couldn't get an abortion.

1086
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:25,180
She probably couldn't afford an abortion.

1087
00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:26,660
Well, right, but she was in a hospital.

1088
00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:28,580
All you had to do was have that baby

1089
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,780
and let somebody else deal with it.

1090
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:31,620
Right.

1091
00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:36,140
There are people all over the place trying to adopt.

1092
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,020
That's so scary.

1093
00:41:37,020 --> 00:41:38,700
It is crazy.

1094
00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:41,020
So, but yeah, I don't understand like how,

1095
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:43,820
and the pain that she was going through,

1096
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:45,060
she should have told somebody.

1097
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:48,100
If I was having a baby in the hospital, in the bathroom,

1098
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:50,580
I would have been like, get me another girl.

1099
00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:51,420
No.

1100
00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:55,340
I mean, how does nobody know she was having a baby?

1101
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:56,660
I don't know.

1102
00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:58,060
Like how do they not know?

1103
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,780
Just don't know.

1104
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:02,300
Can like young girls like that,

1105
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,460
they're not maybe not fully developed

1106
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:06,100
to where their hips are as big as ours,

1107
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:07,900
where they can just pop a baby out.

1108
00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:12,300
You know, I don't know.

1109
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,700
I don't know either.

1110
00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:15,420
Why do dogs have tails?

1111
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:18,420
I did not even copy that one in here.

1112
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:21,540
I know you didn't, but I think there's reason for that.

1113
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:23,940
Some dogs don't have tails.

1114
00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,700
Because they're docked, honey.

1115
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,500
Yeah, cause we chopped them off.

1116
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,740
Yes, they're docked on purpose.

1117
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:31,860
Are you Googling it?

1118
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:33,980
You didn't know that?

1119
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,140
Like, and that's why it's so like,

1120
00:42:35,140 --> 00:42:37,940
when you get a dog adopt it from like a,

1121
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:41,740
like an adoption place,

1122
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:43,460
they make you sign a paper that says

1123
00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,780
that you won't dock your dog's tails.

1124
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:48,340
Okay, well that is not true.

1125
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:49,660
Yes it is.

1126
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:52,020
People dock their dog's tails.

1127
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:53,860
What are you reading right now?

1128
00:42:53,860 --> 00:42:55,780
Said some dogs are born without any tail.

1129
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:57,940
Well, some dogs, like that never happens,

1130
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,140
but dogs most-

1131
00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:02,020
A French bulldog, a Boston Terrier, a Welch corgi,

1132
00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:03,700
they don't have to get their tails docked.

1133
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:05,340
They're already teeny tiny.

1134
00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:07,140
They're tiny, but they get their tails docked.

1135
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,300
No, they don't.

1136
00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:10,820
Yeah.

1137
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:14,260
Seven breeds are born without a wagger.

1138
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,860
Rover.com.

1139
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:19,540
Okay, but the other dogs, they get their tails docked.

1140
00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:20,900
I understand that.

1141
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,020
Yeah.

1142
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:22,860
Yeah.

1143
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:23,700
Okay.

1144
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:24,540
I know that.

1145
00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:26,220
Okay, you made it sound like you didn't know that.

1146
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:28,340
No, I know that, just like

1147
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:30,380
Doberman Pinschers get their ears clipped.

1148
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:31,620
But why do they have tails

1149
00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,740
versus some dogs don't have tails?

1150
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:37,780
I would say evolution.

1151
00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:39,260
Agreed, but you know what?

1152
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:42,220
Do you know who doesn't believe in evolution?

1153
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,220
Mandy.

1154
00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:45,220
Our friend Mandy.

1155
00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:46,500
We had a whole conversation the other day,

1156
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:47,700
and I said, are you serious?

1157
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:49,260
I said something about evolution.

1158
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,260
She's like, no, I don't believe in evolution.

1159
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:51,420
And I said, what?

1160
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,020
I was like, are you serious?

1161
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:53,860
I went to a whole seminar in college.

1162
00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:55,300
She was serious.

1163
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,140
It's like a bigger person.

1164
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:57,860
Creationism versus evolution.

1165
00:43:57,860 --> 00:44:00,900
Yeah, I was like, and then I just was like, oh.

1166
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:01,860
I was so shocked.

1167
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:05,380
I was like, oh my God, she's teaching our children too.

1168
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:06,420
She's a teacher.

1169
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,100
Mandy, sorry, but I still think it's weird

1170
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:12,100
that you don't believe in evolution.

1171
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:17,100
I love you, but okay.

1172
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:21,620
She thinks that we came from Adam and Eve, I suppose.

1173
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,340
To each his own.

1174
00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:28,260
That's what they teach at church.

1175
00:44:28,260 --> 00:44:29,100
Yes.

1176
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:32,780
Oh yeah, so.

1177
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:34,700
Why?

1178
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:35,540
Okay, here's one.

1179
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:39,620
Why, and this was geared towards dudes, I guess.

1180
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:43,180
Why can your girlfriend complain about her friends,

1181
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,340
but you can't?

1182
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:47,020
Wait, so wait, you mean your girlfriend

1183
00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:48,420
mean like a boyfriend girlfriend?

1184
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:49,260
Or like.

1185
00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:50,740
No, it'd be like me going home

1186
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:52,380
and I'm fussing with you or whatever,

1187
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,180
and I'm bitching about you, and Brandon's like,

1188
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:56,780
yeah, that bitch, and I'm like, don't call her bitch.

1189
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:57,620
Yes.

1190
00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:01,900
That's true.

1191
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,460
Because it's my friend, and I get to call.

1192
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,460
It's like, she's my friend.

1193
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:07,540
I can call her that, but nobody else can.

1194
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:08,380
Yes.

1195
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:10,940
I mean, that's good.

1196
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,660
I know.

1197
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:13,860
If it gets to the point where you allow somebody

1198
00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:17,180
to call them that, then there's a problem

1199
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:18,020
with your friendship, probably.

1200
00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:19,300
Yeah, 100%.

1201
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,300
It just made me laugh when I read that.

1202
00:45:23,660 --> 00:45:24,820
Yeah, that's funny.

1203
00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:25,900
I get that.

1204
00:45:25,900 --> 00:45:28,000
Oh man, I feel like that a lot.

1205
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:32,300
Why are, okay.

1206
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,620
So you know how you can take a plan.

1207
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:34,540
She's putting her phone down.

1208
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:36,140
I'm nervous now.

1209
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:36,980
I'm just putting it down

1210
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:39,140
because I don't have anything else to read off there.

1211
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,340
Why is it that we can take a plant

1212
00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:47,380
and clip off a piece and put it in water

1213
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:51,180
and regrow it, but why can't we do it with bodies?

1214
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,380
What if you could clip off your toe?

1215
00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,580
Isn't that what stem cell researchers

1216
00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:56,900
try to figure out? Yeah, but you have to take stem cells

1217
00:45:56,900 --> 00:46:00,020
from your umbilical cord or whatever they do.

1218
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,940
I don't know how to.

1219
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:01,780
I don't know anything about it.

1220
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:03,900
It's from babies and stuff, or your-

1221
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:05,300
I think we're working on it.

1222
00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:07,100
But you can't cut off our toe

1223
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,640
and then put it in water or blood or something

1224
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,460
and let it grow a tail and start growing roots

1225
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:14,540
and then grow another human.

1226
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:15,580
That would be cool.

1227
00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:16,580
It would be cool.

1228
00:46:16,580 --> 00:46:17,420
It would be cloning.

1229
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:18,240
What about cryogenics?

1230
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,700
Would you freeze yourself?

1231
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:22,660
No, not unless I was gonna die soon or something

1232
00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:23,780
or the world was ending.

1233
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:24,820
Yeah, that's what I mean though.

1234
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:26,860
But that's basically killing yourself

1235
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:29,060
because you don't know if you're gonna wake yourself.

1236
00:46:29,060 --> 00:46:29,900
Who's gonna wake you up?

1237
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:31,060
Well, yeah.

1238
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:33,180
Well, I know there's obviously,

1239
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:34,940
that was like for real available.

1240
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,040
There would be a plan in place

1241
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,200
for like a wake back up situation.

1242
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,820
But like if you knew that the world was ending,

1243
00:46:40,820 --> 00:46:42,360
would you freeze yourself

1244
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,620
and just hope for the fucking best?

1245
00:46:43,620 --> 00:46:44,780
Probably not.

1246
00:46:44,780 --> 00:46:46,140
Would you?

1247
00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:47,500
I don't know.

1248
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,580
I would not be the first to go.

1249
00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:49,420
I'd be the last one.

1250
00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:51,100
I'd make sure everybody else was frozen first.

1251
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,900
And then I'd be like, okay, now I'm gonna decide-

1252
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:53,860
I don't have any friends left.

1253
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:54,700
Yeah.

1254
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:55,540
Let's go ahead.

1255
00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:56,360
I'll just go ahead and do it.

1256
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,200
Yeah.

1257
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,340
Because either that or I'm just gonna die alone.

1258
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:00,480
Which everybody, yeah.

1259
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,480
I have a random shout out that I wanna put up on here

1260
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,120
because I talked to her today.

1261
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,920
This girl that I went to high school with,

1262
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,200
her name is also Sarah.

1263
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,080
I wanna give her congratulations.

1264
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,240
She just got engaged.

1265
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,800
Very excited for her.

1266
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,040
And she's a podcast listener.

1267
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,480
So I just wanted to give her a little shout out.

1268
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,560
She lives in Cali.

1269
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,400
Hey.

1270
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,240
Yeah.

1271
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,060
Hey, hey.

1272
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:25,040
We're so happy to have you as a listener.

1273
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,400
Please continue listening.

1274
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,080
And if you have anything you want us to talk about,

1275
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,000
we'll talk about it.

1276
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:30,840
Yes.

1277
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,880
Yeah, I'm interested to hear what people in other states,

1278
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,400
not southern states, think about.

1279
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,920
First of all, our accents.

1280
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,760
Yeah.

1281
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,800
Especially yours is weird.

1282
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,720
Well, whatever.

1283
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:44,560
Well, it was-

1284
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:45,400
Just kidding.

1285
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,080
You know, Jessica's met her and Koko has too.

1286
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,960
When we went out to visit Koko,

1287
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:53,000
she works in, I think radio in the wine industry

1288
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,480
outside of San Francisco.

1289
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,260
And so she met us at a winery and we were out there.

1290
00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:58,520
So they've met her, but she was also telling me,

1291
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,920
I think she's been together with her guy

1292
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,880
for a really long time.

1293
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,720
And she said finally two years ago, she brought him home

1294
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:04,960
to visit her dad's side of the family.

1295
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,800
I don't think her mom lives up there anymore,

1296
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,840
but she brought him home to, and it's like, I mean,

1297
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,320
the Twilight Zone for some people.

1298
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,120
Like Thomas went home with Jerry last year

1299
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,840
when we went in September and he loved it,

1300
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,480
had a great time, like, you know, whatever.

1301
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,600
But some people just are like, is this for real?

1302
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:24,520
Yeah.

1303
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,360
Yeah, it's just so different.

1304
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:26,520
It's because they've never been out

1305
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,680
of their own little like bubble.

1306
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,280
Well, not only that, but I think that people

1307
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,680
don't understand what's actually in upstate New York.

1308
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,620
Like I think everybody just thinks New York City,

1309
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:35,640
New York City, New York City.

1310
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,360
And then when you drive two hours home from the airport,

1311
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,000
because that's how far away it is,

1312
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,880
it's a very different world up there.

1313
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,560
Yeah, well, I'm gonna have to go there soon.

1314
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,380
Yeah.

1315
00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:46,220
To see what it's like.

1316
00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:47,480
Oh, I talked to Donnie on the way over here

1317
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,480
and she said to tell you hello.

1318
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,240
Hello, Miss Donnie Wanning.

1319
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,640
We miss you.

1320
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,600
I know, she did such a good job.

1321
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,280
She did.

1322
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,280
I was gonna say something

1323
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,440
and I've completely forgot what it was.

1324
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,280
Oh, I'm sorry.

1325
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,800
No, it's okay, it's not your fault.

1326
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,040
I'll remember it soon.

1327
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:04,860
Okay.

1328
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:06,400
Oh, okay, here we go.

1329
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,960
Why is it that we can name our pets

1330
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,560
like things like Butterbean?

1331
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,400
And like.

1332
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,700
Stop.

1333
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,920
And like Pookie Wookie or like some stuff like that.

1334
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:16,760
Cricket.

1335
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:17,580
Yeah, cricket.

1336
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,720
But I mean, there are people that have named crickets.

1337
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:20,800
Yeah, that's fair.

1338
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,100
Which Cricket, my dog, was named after a little girl

1339
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:24,720
that I used to give swimming lessons to, Cricket.

1340
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,680
Oh, Cricket Sue.

1341
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,360
Cricket Houdini.

1342
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,200
Oh, Cricket.

1343
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,040
There she is.

1344
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:31,880
She's getting up.

1345
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,800
So, but why can we, like Butterbean,

1346
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,080
nobody would ever name their kid Butter.

1347
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:37,920
Maybe somebody would.

1348
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,120
Listen, I do not agree with you

1349
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,640
because I think that there are probably some nurses

1350
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,240
in some urban hospitals that keep lists

1351
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:49,840
and labor and delivery of names of their children.

1352
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,960
I've heard of somebody being named Lasagna,

1353
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,520
L-A-Z-O-Y-N-A.

1354
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,640
No. Lasagna.

1355
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,480
I know.

1356
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,600
I'm like, was her last name Alfredo?

1357
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,120
But even celebrities though, like who is it?

1358
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:03,240
What's her face? Apple?

1359
00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:04,080
Yes.

1360
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,900
Gwyneth Paltrow?

1361
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,160
Exactly where I was going, 100%.

1362
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,040
Apple?

1363
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,560
Or Blue Ivy even, Beyonce.

1364
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,880
That's weird, Blue Ivy.

1365
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,080
But Blue, did they call her Blue?

1366
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,280
I don't even know.

1367
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,120
I don't care.

1368
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,400
Bluey, like the dog from Bluey?

1369
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,880
Y'all, that TV show is the best.

1370
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,760
It's like a cartoon.

1371
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,600
If you haven't watched Bluey, you gotta watch it.

1372
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,600
There are some other good ones

1373
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,600
that are just like ridiculous.

1374
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,120
Sailor.

1375
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,400
Sailor is like, I feel like that's a name for people,

1376
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,320
but I would never name my kid that.

1377
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,160
Right.

1378
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,680
I can't say never, never say never,

1379
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,880
but I'm probably not her name,

1380
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,320
so I wouldn't be naming my kid that.

1381
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,520
But I don't know, why can't we name people,

1382
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:48,040
why is it okay for us to name like our dogs Butterbean?

1383
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,240
Listen, I mean, you can name your kid whatever.

1384
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,960
But our people have to be named like Catherine.

1385
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,920
Yeah, but you can name your kid whatever you want.

1386
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,320
I know, but it's not socially acceptable.

1387
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,920
It's socially acceptable for your dog to be named Butterbean.

1388
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,680
They're gonna get bullied at school, for sure.

1389
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,800
You think they're gonna get bullied,

1390
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,640
or you think they're gonna be like owning it?

1391
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:04,680
Like my kids would be like,

1392
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,600
whatever, my name is cooler than yours.

1393
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,440
Yeah, because that's what you teach them to do.

1394
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,200
And I'm born to Gwyneth Paltrow,

1395
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,520
so you can just suck it.

1396
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,520
Oh, we are not born to Gwyneth Paltrow.

1397
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,840
But you know, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow's kid.

1398
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,800
No, but I get what you're saying.

1399
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,720
I mean, I think probably it started from like,

1400
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:22,520
I mean, a lot of people, especially in the South,

1401
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,080
are named after people.

1402
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:29,080
And you know, or a lot of people will name their child,

1403
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,920
whatever the mother's maiden, last maiden name was.

1404
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,240
Well, I'm just gonna, if I have a kid,

1405
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,840
I'm gonna name it after my dog, Butterbean.

1406
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,680
How dare you.

1407
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,840
I'm gonna call it Bee Bee.

1408
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,680
There you go.

1409
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,820
Bee Bee Butterbean.

1410
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,200
Bee Bee Crampsey.

1411
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,040
Bee Bee Crampsey.

1412
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,600
Oh, little Bee Bee.

1413
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,400
Yeah, all right, well,

1414
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,960
I think that wraps it up for the day.

1415
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,800
An abrupt wrap up, okay.

1416
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,720
Well, thank you guys for joining us.

1417
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:58,480
You can find us on Instagram at Thick AF Podcast.

1418
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,340
Like Emily said earlier, shoot us an email.

1419
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:05,240
If you have any FMKs, I wanna try a game next week,

1420
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,800
truth or drink.

1421
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,760
So that'll be a new one for us.

1422
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:13,440
And you can send us an email at thickafpodcasts at gmail.com

1423
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,360
and like, follow, rate, review,

1424
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,520
and we will see you next week.

1425
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,360
I'm gonna say bye.

1426
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,180
Bye.

1427
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,240
I was waiting for her to say bye

1428
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,080
and then she didn't say anything.

1429
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,480
I'm her god, I was just like, okay, time to go.

1430
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,800
It's your signature.

1431
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,480
Toodaloo, mother of turkeys.

1432
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,320
Ha ha ha.

1433
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,160
Ha ha ha.

1434
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:32,980
Ha ha ha.

1435
00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:33,820
Ha ha ha.

1436
00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:34,660
Ha ha ha.

1437
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,480
Ha ha ha.

1438
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,320
Ha ha ha.

1439
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,160
Ha ha ha.

1440
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:37,980
Ha ha ha.

1441
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:38,820
Ha ha ha.

1442
00:52:38,820 --> 00:52:39,660
Ha ha ha.

1443
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:41,320
A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

1444
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,520
I have to go.

1445
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:47,520
Ha ha ha.

1446
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,640
I don't know why it's so good.

1447
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,480
Ha ha ha.

1448
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:51,320
Oh my god.

1449
00:52:51,320 --> 00:53:14,160
Ha ha ha.