1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Well, hello there and welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,460 Welcome back. 3 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:17,760 My name is Emily. 4 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:18,920 And this is Sarah. 5 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,240 We're so happy to be here today with you. 6 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,920 Sarah has something to share. 7 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:30,080 Yeah, so today we are doing a little dedication for our episode. 8 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:38,280 Our sweet friend Santana, who was on with us a couple episodes ago, lost her baby Luna, 9 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:43,100 her pit bull doggy that she adopted when she first moved to Birmingham. 10 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:48,040 So we wanted to take a moment and dedicate this episode to Looney Booney. 11 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,380 Looney Patoony. 12 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:50,380 We love you Looney. 13 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:52,160 Thicker than a snicker. 14 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:55,800 Will always be in our hearts smoking those cigarettes. 15 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,800 Okay. 16 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:01,920 Well, today is going to be a good day. 17 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:06,700 We are going to talk about, we're going to discuss some cringey things or not, maybe 18 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,700 not so cringey things. 19 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,700 Maybe they're cute. 20 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:09,700 You never know. 21 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:14,240 Maybe they're super cute, but probably not. 22 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,400 Only cute to the couple doing it. 23 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:19,400 But before that, do you have an FMK for us? 24 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,120 I do have an FMK today. 25 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:29,400 So since we're going to talk about couples, I figured, you know, Emily and I both dating 26 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:35,800 the men folk, we will fuck, Mary, kill a beard, glasses and dimples. 27 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:36,800 Oh, interesting. 28 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,800 You didn't see that one coming, did you? 29 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,800 No, I didn't. 30 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:41,800 Okay. 31 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,800 That's a hard one. 32 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,800 I know. 33 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:48,200 So a dependent thing is going to depend on the dimples. 34 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,560 But I'm going to marry a beard, fuck the glasses. 35 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:53,920 Actually, you know what? 36 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:58,800 Honestly, I want to do all those things to the beard. 37 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,880 Maybe not kill. 38 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,320 Fuck the glasses and kill the dimples. 39 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,320 Alrighty. 40 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:11,600 Well, I, of course, I'm going to marry the shit out of a beard as well. 41 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:17,000 That is like literally my one thing that I just can't, I can't, I can't give it up. 42 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,200 So hard, blessed Brandon's heart. 43 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,680 He came home not too long ago. 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,560 He had gone to get a haircut and his beard was like a little furry or whatever. 45 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,960 And he doesn't, sometimes he just, you know, answers questions quickly and doesn't really 46 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,280 think about them or like just makes decisions. 47 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,760 And which is a great quality to have because then you're not like overthinking things or 48 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,760 whatever. 49 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,520 But the lady was like, you know, what do you want your beard shaved down to like a one? 50 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,680 And he goes, yeah. 51 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,920 And he came home and I was outside with Joel and he came around the corner. 52 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,960 And I go, what happened to your face? 53 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,600 Oh my gosh, Sarah. 54 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,600 I apologized immediately. 55 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:59,200 It just came out because I've never, I have never in all my dating him, I've never seen 56 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,200 his beard that short. 57 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,200 When was this? 58 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:02,200 I didn't notice. 59 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,800 It was before we went to the beach. 60 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,960 So you hadn't seen, you probably hadn't seen him. 61 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:09,720 But I mean, I apologize immediately, but it was just what came out of my mouth. 62 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,320 But I was like, what, who are you? 63 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,320 I don't even know you. 64 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,960 Brandon Kate, you came home from just getting your hair done and he was like, what happened 65 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,960 to your head? 66 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:24,440 I felt so bad after I really did, but it just came out of my mouth and he didn't even look 67 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,440 bad. 68 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,840 I just wasn't used to it at all. 69 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,160 I was like, I felt like I had a new man at that point, but I love a beard. 70 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,320 So I'm going to marry a beard. 71 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:37,360 I'm going to fuck some dimples because I think dimples are like the cutest thing ever. 72 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:43,440 So, you know, with a beard, you can't really see them, but I'm like give or take on glasses. 73 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,200 So I'll go ahead and kill the glasses. 74 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,400 I don't know a lot of guys with dimples. 75 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,240 Do you? 76 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,840 I'm pretty sure Brandon has some dimples up under there. 77 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,280 Oh, up under there. 78 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,280 I got one. 79 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,520 So you got your fucking and killing Brandon. 80 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,400 I mean, fucking and marrying Brandon, obviously. 81 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Yeah, obviously. 82 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,000 I mean, that's the road we're headed down. 83 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,680 But he doesn't wear glasses. 84 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,080 No, he just has contacts. 85 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,080 So good. 86 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,680 I'll kill him. 87 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,680 Hopefully. 88 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,680 Yeah, to be determined. 89 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,520 So you might think like the glasses. 90 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,520 I like the glasses. 91 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:19,080 I don't know why, but like when you have glasses on, usually people that wear glasses like 92 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:24,360 all the time, I feel like when they take them off, their face looks so squinty and squishy. 93 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:30,560 And I'm like, oh, like you like wearing these glasses and your face looks so cute and squishy. 94 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:34,800 When you take them off, I don't know what you know what I'm talking about. 95 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,120 It's like real weird. 96 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,720 They take them off and they've got this like squishy face. 97 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,200 Oh my gosh. 98 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,200 Yeah. 99 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,200 So, okay, cool. 100 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:48,080 Do you want to tell us about your beach trip or do you just want to hop right into the 101 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,080 no, let's hop right in. 102 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,440 We talked about beach trip with Donnie. 103 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,440 Oh yeah, that's right. 104 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,440 We're kind of off, y'all. 105 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,640 I'm not even going to lie. 106 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,800 We're getting our lives together this week. 107 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:02,040 Over the last six weeks, my schedule and Emily's schedule, more so mine, has just been absolutely 108 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,520 bonkers. 109 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:10,200 So we are going to get back to a normal recording, editing schedule. 110 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,200 Hopefully we don't even have to edit. 111 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,960 We didn't edit anything in last week's episode and it was great. 112 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,880 I hope everyone liked it as much as I did. 113 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,760 My mom was really proud of herself and I was proud of her too. 114 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:19,760 She did really good. 115 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:20,760 I know. 116 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,560 I expected her to be great though. 117 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,840 Well, she started off a little nervous in the beginning. 118 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,960 She was and I was so, I was confused on why she was so nervous because it was just like, 119 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,720 it's just like talking in front of her. 120 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,000 Well, and I don't think that she realized that's what it was when we started. 121 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,200 I think that she thought it was going to be a lot more formal, that there were things 122 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:42,680 that she was going to have to do or whatever during and didn't understand that we're literally 123 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,480 just sitting here having a conversation. 124 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,480 Yeah. 125 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,480 It's so much, I love it. 126 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,120 It's so much more chilled than, yeah. 127 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:53,320 And I mean, all the time, Emily and I have to fuss at each other and we'd be like, I 128 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,320 have to tell you about this. 129 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,920 Be like, no, wait for the podcast. 130 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,880 Yeah, I'm like, why can't I know now? 131 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,880 Oh my gosh. 132 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,880 We like to have a sincere. 133 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,880 Yeah, genuine reactions. 134 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,880 Yes, genuine reactions. 135 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:09,720 But you know, okay, well, let's just hop right into this. 136 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:12,560 I know I'm excited for you to talk about this. 137 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,560 For me? 138 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,560 Yeah. 139 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,640 I'm excited for you to talk about it because I am not in a relationship so I can think 140 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,000 all this stuff is cringy, but you might think it's cute. 141 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,040 Some of it I might think is cute too. 142 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:28,600 But so we're going to say like, maybe let's just say cringe or cute. 143 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,600 Okay. 144 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,040 Um, and then we'll kind of discuss why maybe. 145 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,120 So first thing for this is for relationships. 146 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:40,560 When you're in a relationship, having joint social media accounts. 147 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,840 Absolutely fucking not cringe for sure. 148 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:43,840 Cringe. 149 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,920 Sorry, I forgot I was supposed to say one word. 150 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:46,920 Yeah. 151 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,160 What people that do that, it makes me feel like they don't eat. 152 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:56,720 They either don't trust their significant other or they had some forcing them in the 153 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,800 forefront when they don't want to be. 154 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Yeah. 155 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:07,360 Or like they, they're something happened in their relationship and they can't have their 156 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:09,440 own social media account or something. 157 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,440 Yeah. 158 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,800 It's very odd. 159 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:17,200 There's not many people that I know that have a joint social media account, but do you know 160 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,200 anybody? 161 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,280 But there, I mean, honestly, I have social media, but like, I don't ever really get on 162 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:23,280 it. 163 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:29,440 I have a, have a partner or something, a partner people hate when I say that, but like a boyfriend, 164 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:35,960 not a girlfriend because I am straight, but thank you for the clarification. 165 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,720 Well some people think, I don't know, it's like a weird thing. 166 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,720 I know. 167 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,720 I know what you mean. 168 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:44,720 So if I had a boyfriend or whatnot, they would probably be like, you need to get on social 169 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:49,400 media, but I'd be like, we're not having a joint and hopefully no dude that I would ever 170 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,700 date would try to get me to do a joint social media account. 171 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,720 We technically have a joint social media. 172 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,720 Yeah, we do. 173 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,160 That's as far as it's going. 174 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,160 With my partner, Sarah, my partner in crime. 175 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:03,960 Oh Lord have mercy. 176 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,960 Yeah, no joint social media account is weird. 177 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,800 I just, I don't really understand the point of it. 178 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,000 I guess like I agree with you. 179 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,280 You know, alludes that maybe something happened and there was a reason, you know, that it 180 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:22,360 was needed that, or like maybe the husband doesn't really want social media, but the 181 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,760 wife wants him to have it in some way, shape or form. 182 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,760 I don't know. 183 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:32,000 It just feels either that there's, you know, distrust there or like forcefulness to be 184 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 on social media. 185 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,560 And it's like, they're not their own person anymore. 186 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,560 Right. 187 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:39,080 I mean, the only time that I ever post anything, and I think Facebook's pretty much the culprit 188 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:44,280 of most of them, like that's, you don't really see joint Instagram accounts outside of like 189 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,000 business accounts, which is basically what we have. 190 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Well, it is. 191 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Yeah. 192 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,480 I don't think you see that a whole lot on Instagram, but on Facebook and like, I know 193 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,960 that I don't really post on Facebook. 194 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:58,120 There are photos that get posted to my Facebook, but it's because I've posted them on Instagram 195 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,720 and shared them to Facebook. 196 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,720 Okay. 197 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,760 So it's a cringe for me. 198 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,760 Yeah, same. 199 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,760 Okay. 200 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,480 So if Brandon ever asked me to do that, I would be like, absolutely not. 201 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,040 Brandon, honestly though, Brandon, I don't think he would ever do that, but he might 202 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:13,240 be, I feel like he's like kind of cutesy. 203 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,560 Like he'd be like, Oh, I don't, I think he would do it with you. 204 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:20,360 If you said, yes, if I said I wanted to do it, I think he would be on board. 205 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,240 Well, and I don't know if he would be like all for it. 206 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,280 He would probably just be like, okay, sure. 207 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,280 Yeah. 208 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,280 Like, yeah, okay. 209 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,280 Whatever you want. 210 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,280 Okay. 211 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:33,240 So pet names, like, what do you think about like giving each other pet names and using 212 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,200 them in public in front of other people? 213 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,800 Well, I do it. 214 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,840 I know you do it. 215 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,120 What do you call Brandon? 216 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,120 Bubs. 217 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,120 Bubs. 218 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:44,120 Oh, Bubs. 219 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:50,320 Like that reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls Bubbles. 220 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Remember Bubbles? 221 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,320 I like Terri. 222 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:53,320 She's my favorite. 223 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,320 I never really watched those. 224 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,320 Oh really? 225 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,320 No. 226 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,320 Yeah. 227 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,040 Man, we should give Birdie a microphone. 228 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,040 Look at him. 229 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,040 I know. 230 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:06,120 My cat is sitting over here like it's like in a person's. 231 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:08,160 I mean, it's the most ridiculous thing. 232 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,480 I need to take a picture and make that our post of the week. 233 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,480 Yeah. 234 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,480 He's so cute. 235 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:17,680 It's like a human and he like sits in the chair and he literally looks like he's like 236 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,880 in the conversation with us. 237 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,760 He's so funny. 238 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,480 But he's falling asleep now. 239 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,480 Birdie. 240 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,480 Bird. 241 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,480 He's not waking up. 242 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,480 Oh no. 243 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,480 He's like pissed. 244 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,480 Anyways. 245 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:30,480 So yeah, pet names. 246 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,040 Honestly, I'm sure I've done that before. 247 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,160 I have done that before. 248 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:39,600 I don't know if I use it in public like for anybody. 249 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,120 I don't know if I've used it in public. 250 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,320 So you call him bubs like in front of other people? 251 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 Yeah. 252 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,320 Oh, what does he call you? 253 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,320 Love. 254 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:51,320 Love. 255 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,320 OK, that's OK. 256 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 That's cute. 257 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:59,120 Look like when the people are like, oh, pookie, pookie bear or something stupid like that. 258 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,120 I'm like, oh, my God. 259 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,800 I think that's a little bit much. 260 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:07,280 Like if he wanted to like call me like schnookums or something like that, I would be like, no, 261 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280 thank you, though. 262 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280 Have a nice day. 263 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,280 Schnookums. 264 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 Isn't there a song with schnookums in it? 265 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,280 What is it? 266 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,280 I don't know. 267 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,280 Schnookums. 268 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:19,080 That sounds like something they would use on the Jersey Shore. 269 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,560 If I was dating somebody named Snooki, I would definitely call her schnookums. 270 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,040 Oh, my God. 271 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,040 OK. 272 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,040 Yeah. 273 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,040 OK. 274 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,040 So what about like talking in baby voices? 275 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,040 Absolutely not. 276 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,040 Yeah, that's weird. 277 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,040 That's for your dog. 278 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,040 Like, oh, baby. 279 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,040 Hello, baby. 280 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,040 I can't even do it. 281 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,040 No, that's for your dog. 282 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,040 Yeah, no. 283 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:40,320 Oh, yeah, I do talk in a baby voice to my dogs, don't I? 284 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,320 That's sad. 285 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,960 Can I list one real quick? 286 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,960 Yeah, go for it. 287 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,000 Because I saw this and I was like, surely nobody does this. 288 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,160 Give each other Eskimo kisses in the company of other people. 289 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,160 I saw that one, too. 290 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,160 Yeah, no, I don't do that. 291 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,160 Eskimo. 292 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,840 OK, but what about butterfly kisses with the, you know, the eyelash? 293 00:11:58,840 --> 00:11:59,840 Absolutely not. 294 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:00,840 That's so weird. 295 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:05,480 It's so hard to get that close to somebody anyways. 296 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,280 But your eyelashes are long enough you could do it from two feet away. 297 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,280 So are yours. 298 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:13,280 We both have really long eyelashes, we can just like stand across the room and give somebody 299 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,280 butterfly kisses. 300 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,280 Yes. 301 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,280 From two feet away over here on the sofa. 302 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,520 Knock us out. 303 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,520 Yeah. 304 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:27,880 OK, so what about like posting mushy things about your significant other on Instagram 305 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,640 or Facebook or social media, any social media thing? 306 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:35,000 So like being like, OK, hold on, let me just go first on this. 307 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,840 Because I think that it's OK every once in a while, like, hey, it's our anniversary. 308 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,840 I love you. 309 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:41,840 Whatever. 310 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:46,400 But also, like if you're doing it like constantly, like, oh, my baby boo, why can't you just 311 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,300 tell him in person? 312 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:53,160 Tell him in person, you know, do you not talk to your husband or your boyfriend or your 313 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,720 girlfriend or whoever? 314 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,920 Do you not talk to that person? 315 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,440 Why do you have to post it out there for everyone to see? 316 00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,600 I totally agree with that. 317 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:04,920 I mean, I think that's just a sort of keeping up with the Joneses type response from people. 318 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,840 And I don't really understand that. 319 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:11,360 I think, like you said, occasionally like a birthday post or like you said, anniversary, 320 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,360 you know, whatever. 321 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,200 I think that that's fine. 322 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:19,480 But I think that it's too much if like this is happening every week or every month or 323 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,480 whatever. 324 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480 I totally agree with you. 325 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:26,120 I think and this goes back to, you know, our original like love language conversation. 326 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:30,000 If that's something that you like to do or you know that your significant other likes 327 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,480 do in person, it's going to mean so much more than putting that shit on social media for 328 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,520 the whole world to see and comment on and give their frickin opinion and whatever. 329 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:42,840 And like celebrating your birthday with you, they're celebrating it with other people. 330 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,840 Right. 331 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,520 Essentially, you know, but I mean, sometimes I guess some people like that. 332 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,520 They like to be the center of attention. 333 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,320 And maybe that's something that makes them feel good. 334 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:55,400 And if it is good for you, but I am not on board with that. 335 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,880 Yeah, definitely not on board with that. 336 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:58,880 So all right. 337 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,960 Do you have another one? 338 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,760 I have I have several. 339 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,200 What about PDA? 340 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:09,760 Like, OK, not when I say PDA, I don't mean like a kiss when you're leaving. 341 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 Goodbye. 342 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:11,760 Oh, see you later. 343 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,760 Smoochie smoochie. 344 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,920 I'm talking like PDA, like you're like making out, groping each other in public. 345 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:22,840 Well, that and then like maybe just like being like really ridiculously overboard, which 346 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,920 honestly, sometimes a little ridiculously overboard isn't really that much overboard. 347 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,400 But just like if you're with a group of friends and you're at dinner like like when we went 348 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,360 on Cinco de Mayo, if you and Brandon were sitting in the booth and you were like all 349 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:37,360 cuddled up to each other like kissy smoochie, I would be like, this is weird. 350 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,320 Like y'all get your own booth. 351 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,920 100 percent cringe. 352 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,840 And even if he and I like the people that sit next to each other on the same side of 353 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,840 the table or the booth. 354 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,840 That's what I find on the list. 355 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,840 Absolutely not. 356 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,160 Or if a dude drives a truck and she's going to sit bitch. 357 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,160 Absolutely not. 358 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,800 Sit in your own seat. 359 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:59,600 So I honestly kind of like if you're on you don't even have a real seat belt in the middle. 360 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:04,520 I think it's cute when people sit in the same side and I like to sit on the same side of 361 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,780 the booth sometimes. 362 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:10,460 Like I think it's really cute if you're on a date or something and you're just with each 363 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,460 other. 364 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:14,280 If you ever try to sit in the same side of the booth as me, I will kick your ass out. 365 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,400 I'm not trying to cuddle with you. 366 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,200 Why can't I sit on the same side of the booth with you? 367 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,720 Maybe once I'll let it happen. 368 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,720 What if it's cold? 369 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,280 Are you going to sleep with me at the beach on our girls beach trip? 370 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,000 I thought you somebody told me that I'm sleeping with Rose. 371 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Oh, I didn't know. 372 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,360 I didn't know she was going. 373 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,360 I think she is maybe. 374 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,360 I don't know. 375 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,360 I don't know. 376 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,360 I hope Rose is coming, but if not, I'll sleep with you, Sarah. 377 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,360 You told me you didn't want to sleep with me. 378 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,760 No, I like sleeping with you because you don't move. 379 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:46,040 Well, yeah, I do lately, but sometimes I try not to. 380 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,680 Okay, so that got two of them. 381 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:50,640 What about popping each other's pimples? 382 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,640 No, I can't. 383 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,120 No, you don't do it. 384 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,680 No, I love it. 385 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,680 It's so good. 386 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,480 I think it's cringy, but we've already talked about this, haven't we? 387 00:15:58,480 --> 00:15:59,480 Yes. 388 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:03,000 We talked about how they did it on that show. 389 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Yeah. 390 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,640 I think it's gross, but I think it's I love it so much, but it is cringy. 391 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:13,760 It's not cute, but I think you should do it definitely if you like the popping balls because 392 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,200 I like to watch Dr. Fripple Popper. 393 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200 What you got? 394 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,120 Anything else? 395 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,880 You feed each other food in public. 396 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,480 Okay, that's weird. 397 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,480 I agree. 398 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:28,200 I feel so here hear me out on this like you can cut a bite of something for me and I'll 399 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,240 eat it off your fork, but you better hand that fork to me so I can feed myself. 400 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:38,160 Yeah, don't even put it in my mouth because usually that ends in like a massive mess. 401 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,840 Like they're like they miss your face or miss your mouth and it hits your face and then 402 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,800 it's on your shirt and you're like, oh, and then you're like piss and you're like, what 403 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,800 did you do that for? 404 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,800 You shouldn't have just handed me the fork. 405 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,800 You're like, what the hell? 406 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,800 You know? 407 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:55,240 Well that and if you're like a germaphobe or whatever and you don't want somebody to 408 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:59,840 like eat off your fork or whatever, then put it on my plate and I'll pick it up with my 409 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:00,840 own. 410 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,840 But that's okay. 411 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,720 But if they're using their fork that they already put in their mouth to cut your stuff 412 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:07,440 and put it on your plate, it's the same thing as putting their fork in your mouth. 413 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,440 Totally agree. 414 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,440 Yeah. 415 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,440 I'm just saying. 416 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,240 So and it's like if you're an alternative resolution. 417 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,400 Yeah. 418 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:19,160 So okay, let's see what else we got here. 419 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,120 Matching outfits. 420 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,440 Cringe. 421 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,160 Really? 422 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:28,080 So you wouldn't like go to the beach and like take a matching outfit pictures? 423 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,080 Okay. 424 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,520 There's like I have live questions though. 425 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:39,960 Are we getting like a matching swimsuit and swim trunks or are we just like color coordinating 426 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,520 is not the same as a matching outfit. 427 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,160 Well, I'm at color coordinating. 428 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:48,500 No, I think that's perfectly matching is not like, oh my gosh, you're buying like little 429 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,920 kids pajamas. 430 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:50,920 I think that's cute. 431 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,920 Actually the whole family. 432 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,920 Same. 433 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,120 I do like a good family pajama Christmas card. 434 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120 Yeah. 435 00:17:56,120 --> 00:18:03,160 But like if you're going out like matchy matchy matchy, like if you and I were all black together, 436 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:08,840 which we have done, but only because I always wear black. 437 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,640 Yeah. 438 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,040 So like, yeah, if you're like, hey, you wear a white shirt and I'm going to wear a white 439 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 dress. 440 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,360 Yeah, I think that's fine. 441 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,920 I think it's cute. 442 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:23,520 But would you do it all the time or is it just like to go take pictures on the beach? 443 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:29,880 I mean, I think when you're taking pictures on the beach like that, that is the whole 444 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,360 point is to have matchy matchy outfits. 445 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,360 Yeah. 446 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:39,880 But like going to just a regular dinner, you know, no, I don't know. 447 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,800 I think Brandon likes to match more than I do. 448 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:42,800 Oh yeah. 449 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,800 Because I want to wear whatever I want to wear. 450 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800 What I'm going to want. 451 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,800 Yeah. 452 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,440 I want to I want to do what I want to do. 453 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,720 And you figure it out from there. 454 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,720 Yeah. 455 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,720 He'll be like, what are you wearing tonight? 456 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,720 And you're going to be like, nothing. 457 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,720 I know that. 458 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,720 Okay, I'll wear nothing, too. 459 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,720 Oh my God. 460 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,720 He fucking would. 461 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,720 If I wore nothing, he would wear nothing. 462 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,720 That's cute. 463 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,320 When I woke up this morning, I hope that this does not embarrass him. 464 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,320 Oh God. 465 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,320 I I he always wakes up earlier than I do. 466 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,560 And so I knew he got up this morning and I just went back to sleep and Jolene was still 467 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,320 in the bed with me for a while. 468 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,440 And then I did get up because I heard her get out of bed and, you know, he closed the 469 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,200 door when he left and or and got up. 470 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,000 And so I opened the door and then I don't know what they did after that. 471 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,080 At some point, she opened the door and came back and got in the bed with me. 472 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,760 But when I woke up for the final time, I woke up to him naked in the bedroom and I was like, 473 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760 what are you doing? 474 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760 Because it was just like scared. 475 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:32,760 I was like, why are you naked? 476 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,760 Are you about to come in this bed? 477 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760 What are you doing? 478 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,760 Like, hi. 479 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,760 Good morning. 480 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,760 What are you doing? 481 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,760 Hi. 482 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,760 And he was like getting dressed. 483 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,760 I just got out of the shower. 484 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,760 Are you like scared he was going to try to do it? 485 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,760 You're like, no, I'm still sleeping. 486 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,760 Stop going. 487 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,760 I'm busy. 488 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:58,760 I kind of was scared because I was not ready mentally. 489 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,760 Oh, my gosh. 490 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,760 Sorry, Bridget. 491 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:09,760 Sorry to every of to Sarah's parents. 492 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:14,760 And siblings. 493 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,760 And Brandon's family, too. 494 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760 It's not. 495 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,760 Yeah. 496 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,760 So no. 497 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,760 So he would he would match with you. 498 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,760 OK, we'll change the subject real quick, because you look like you're very embarrassed. 499 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,760 No, I'm not embarrassed. 500 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:30,760 I'm trying to decide if I'm going to tell a story for the beach or not. 501 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:31,760 You decide. 502 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:37,760 So on the very first day when we got down there, we all went to the pool because it 503 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,760 was nice in the afternoon and we knew that the next day was like supposed to be kind 504 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,760 of crappy. 505 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,760 So Brandon and I were like ready to go up from the pool or whatever. 506 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:49,760 And we were like, all right, we'll see you guys in a little bit or whatever. 507 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,760 So of course, we get back up to the room and we're having sex or whatever. 508 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,760 And I hear the door like slam. 509 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,760 And I'm like, y'all couldn't give us 15 minutes. 510 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,760 Like, get the fuck out of here. 511 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,760 What is happening? 512 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:09,760 So then later on, I find out that before the door slam, Jerry had come in, heard us having 513 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:17,760 sex and went out and then slam the door on purpose. 514 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,760 Oh, my God. 515 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:22,760 She was like, Mom and Mitch were like right behind us. 516 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,760 Oh, my God. 517 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,760 I walked in there and I didn't really know what to do. 518 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,760 Oh, my God. 519 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,760 That's hilarious. 520 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,760 Alicia, she helped you out there. 521 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:35,760 She did. 522 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,760 She was like, you need to be careful next time. 523 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,760 You're lucky it was me. 524 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,760 I want to be like, I'm 35 years old. 525 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,760 Do you really think that Don thinks I don't have sex with the man that I'm sleeping in 526 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,760 the bed with every night? 527 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,760 Well, maybe they just don't want to hear you do it. 528 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,760 All they had to do was give 15 minutes. 529 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,760 What did they think we were going to do? 530 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,760 Did I mean, would you all go up there to say you all are going up to have sex? 531 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,760 No, of course not. 532 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:05,760 But like, I wouldn't think that I wouldn't be like, oh, they're going to go have sex. 533 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,760 Like if they're just going up to the room, I don't know, especially on a beach trip with 534 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,760 your parents. 535 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,760 She is Sarah. 536 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:16,760 Gee, save it for a more appropriate time. 537 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:20,760 Vacation sex is the best sex. 538 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,760 Okay. 539 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,760 So so what do you think about? 540 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,760 Okay. 541 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,760 I was watching who is it that Courtney Kardashian is married to now? 542 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,760 Travis Barker, Travis Barker, Courtney and Travis. 543 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,760 Travis is other name. 544 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,760 What? 545 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:37,760 They have a thing. 546 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,760 I don't know. 547 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,760 So I'm watching the card at the thing where they got engaged or something or one of these 548 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,760 parties and they're sitting at the table and she's like, what kind of wine are we going 549 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,760 to have? 550 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,760 What kind of what? 551 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,760 And he's like, I don't know. 552 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,760 What kind do you want? 553 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,760 Which type should we get? 554 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,760 And they're like, they are so like in love and like, oh, I just want to do whatever you 555 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,760 want to do. 556 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,760 And I'm like, why don't you just get what you want? 557 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,760 And he gets what he wants. 558 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,760 Oh, they were like talking about like what they wanted together. 559 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,760 What do you think about that? 560 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,760 No, I know you're like, no, I want this is what I want. 561 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,760 If you want to get the same thing, you can get it. 562 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,760 And Brandon would be like, okay, I'll get what you're getting. 563 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,760 No, he'll get like we don't. 564 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,760 We don't drink. 565 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,760 He drinks a lot more beer than I do. 566 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,760 Yeah. 567 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,760 So as far as like cocktails go or whatever, and he doesn't drink a whole lot of wine. 568 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,760 So we definitely order different stuff and he does not get whatever I'm getting. 569 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,760 But no, I don't agree with that at all because you're a thousand percent right. 570 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,760 I want what I want. 571 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,760 Right. 572 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,760 Like I thought it was cute, but I was like, that is weird. 573 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,760 And there are a lot of people that are like, what are we going to get? 574 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,760 We and we and we and everything's we. 575 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:51,760 And like, OK, you're still one person and you just have a partner. 576 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,760 You don't have to like have the same things all the time. 577 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,760 And it kind of freaks me out a little bit. 578 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,760 Like, I don't I don't know. 579 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,760 I mean, it's kind of cute. 580 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,760 Sort of. I like that they like each other so much that they feel that way to do it. 581 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:12,760 But also, I think it's considerate, but I don't think that it is anywhere close to necessary to have a 10 minute conversation of, well, what do you want? 582 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760 And they didn't even get a bottle. 583 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:27,760 And also, OK, so it would be different if you are poor people like us, like measly peasants who can only afford one cheap bottle of wine at the restaurant and cheap by meaning cheap at a restaurant is like 50 bucks. 584 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:33,760 Right. With them, they can afford whatever the heck they want and they can get a hundred bucks. 585 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,760 Yes. Yeah. And they can get whatever they want. 586 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,760 They don't have to share a bottle. 587 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,760 And also, they weren't ordering a bottle of wine. 588 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:44,760 They got a glass of wine and I'm like, y'all could have gotten your own glass of wine. Like, come on now. 589 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:55,760 It's weird. Yeah. No. I mean, I mean, I think Brandon definitely is extremely considerate when it comes to like what I want. 590 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,760 And I get what I want a lot of times because if you don't get what you want, you'll be sad. 591 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,760 No, I won't be sad. Oh, my God. 592 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:10,760 Yes, she does. She's she gets what she wants because she is the getter what she wants her type of girl. 593 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,760 But I'm considerate of him. I make sure you are. Yeah. 594 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,760 But you also make sure you get what you want first. 595 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,760 Probably. Right. Yeah. 596 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,760 You're going to get what you want, but he might get what he wants to. 597 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,760 Yeah. 598 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:34,760 OK, so we've kind of already talked about like pet names, but like I know I don't really ever hear you say bubs to him that much. 599 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:40,760 But you know, these people that are always like, babe, babe, babe, babe, get me a thing, babe, babe. 600 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,760 Can you get me a drink? Can you get me something from the babe? Hey, babe. 601 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:51,760 And you're like, oh, my God, can you just use his real name or like the saying it way too? 602 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:58,760 No, I mean, is that I probably say bubs to him in public or, you know, whatever, but like not constantly. 603 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:03,760 Yeah, you're not like one of those like bubs. Hey, bubs, get me a drink, bubs. 604 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,760 Like every other word. No, really strange. 605 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:12,760 The people that are like, babe, babe, just saying, babe, so many times gets on my nerves. 606 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,760 And I think that I've done it before in relationships, probably. 607 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,760 Yeah. Well, and then you have you remember seeing well, you don't have it like I have it. 608 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:31,760 But excuse me, the TikTok videos where a spouse will like call their partner by their first name or whatever. 609 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,760 And the other person is like, are you mad at me? 610 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:40,760 Like did something happen because they didn't call him babe or something? No, I've never seen that before. 611 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,760 That's hilarious. Are you mad? 612 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,760 Because it's kind of like your your mom calling you by your first and middle name or something. 613 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:53,760 My mom never did that, but she would be like Eric Emily Daniel because she would forget who she was mad at. 614 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:58,760 And that's when you know that she's mad. 615 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:03,760 Does Daniel feel slighted because his name doesn't start with an E? No, Daniel. 616 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,760 OK, so Daniel is the second. He got Daniel's the third child and he got named after my dad. 617 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:13,760 Oh, yeah. Eric feels slighted that he didn't get named after my dad because he's the first. 618 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,760 It's really funny. Sorry about that, bud. 619 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,760 But Daniel, they couldn't come up with another E. 620 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,760 So it was like Elvis or Elliot or something like that. 621 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,760 And they were like, no, we're not going to name your fucking Elvis. 622 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:31,760 And I think that's when they were like, OK, we'll just name him Daniel after his dad. 623 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,760 I mean, like, can you think of any other E names for a boy? 624 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:43,760 I can't. Elvis, Elliot, Eric, and maybe like Emmanuel Edwin Edward Edward. 625 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,760 Oh, God, that's worse than Elvis. 626 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:53,760 Sorry, all those Edwards out there. But, you know, Ethan. Oh, yeah. OK. 627 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,760 But, you know, Daniel's not an Ethan, though. No, Daniel's not any of those. 628 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,760 No. Yeah, I don't know them, but yeah. Yeah. 629 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,760 So and my dad always went by Danny anyways, which is weird to me. 630 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,760 God, your dad, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny and Lola, my niece. 631 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:26,760 Well, she calls him that to somebody because she we always make fun of my mom and show my dad will be in the other room and she'll be like Lola will be like Danny. 632 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,760 It's hilarious. She's so cute. His funniest little girl I've ever met. 633 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,760 Oh, my God. I love her so much and I miss her. Man. Yeah, she's good. 634 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:39,760 So yeah, that let's see. I got a some. Oh, OK. 635 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,760 Farting or passing gas or fluffing or whatever you want to call it in front of each other. 636 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,760 Cringe. It's gross. It's so gross. I hate it. 637 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,760 Whenever Brandon does it, I fuss. I don't like it. I think it's disgusting. 638 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:57,760 What does he think about if you do it in front of him? I don't. I know me either. 639 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,760 I'm so glad I figured you might think it would be OK. 640 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,760 See, like if it comes out, I'll be like, oh, my God, I accidentally did it. 641 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,760 I'm sorry. I will go into another room or something. 642 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:09,760 Have an excuse to walk away, go do something, whatever. 643 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,760 But absolutely not. I am not ripping farts in front of my boyfriend. 644 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,760 Oh, my God. They're 20 years now. I'm still not ripping. 645 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,760 There has to be something left for the imagination. OK. 646 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,760 And I know like that is definitely needs to be left for the imagination. 647 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,760 Nobody needs to see here that or smell it. Yes. 648 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,760 The smell is the worst. My mom and dad do it. 649 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,760 And they think it's hilarious. They think it's hilarious. 650 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,760 And other people do it too. And my mom. 651 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,760 Every time that we go to the beach, we have a fart corner. 652 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,760 You have to go stand in the fart corner to fart. 653 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:47,760 And it's. Oh, my God. 654 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,760 I'm going to have to edit myself out. I'm too hard. 655 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:57,760 It's outside. I'm hot now. It's outside on the porch and it has to be downwind. 656 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:04,760 Who came up with this? I can't breathe. 657 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,760 Oh, my God. This was actually almost seven or was seven years ago that we came up with this. 658 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,760 And I was dating somebody different and he was at the beach with me. 659 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,760 And we were having some giggles out. 660 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,760 We had two porches, whatever place we were staying at. 661 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:24,760 We are outside on the side porch instead of like the porch facing the ocean or whatever. 662 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,760 And my mom was just having some gut issues that night. 663 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:35,760 It was my thing. My mom or Mitch and we were like, no, you have to go over to the fart corner right now because it's downwind. 664 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,760 Blow that shit somewhere else. Do not fart in front of the rest of us. 665 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,760 Fuck you guys. Absolutely not. So now we have a fart corner. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. 666 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:47,760 I'm going to start doing that. But honestly, I don't want I would never go to the bar corner because I don't want anybody to know 667 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:55,760 that I'm farting. Like if I'm if it's coming out of me, I'll be like if it's an accident and it comes out as loud, I'll be like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 668 00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:01,760 I mean, that's one thing. But like just doing it and acting like nothing is happening is. Oh, listen. 669 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,760 My mom does that. She'll be in the grocery store and she'll be in the walk in it. 670 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,760 She'll crop dust. Yes, she cropped us. It'll be at the. Saucy. 671 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:16,760 She goes. They go shopping at the beach. And I was like on the phone with my dad and my mom is she is walking by. 672 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,760 She cropped us, my dad, but then walks by and is like, do you see? 673 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:25,760 Oh, what's that smell like to the like to anybody in the place? 674 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:30,760 And it was her that did it. And she was trying to blame it on my dad. Oh, my God. 675 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:35,760 That man must have fought it. But she won't say the F word. 676 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,760 She doesn't say that farted. She says pooted. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. 677 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:46,760 Somebody the other day was telling me that they fluff. It was Mandy, Mandy Fluffs. And I was like, Mandy, come on. 678 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,760 That's disgusting. Oh, my God. Love sounds way worse. 679 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:55,760 Fluff sounds like something weird went into your pants. Yes. A hundred percent like like Mike. 680 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,760 What's that stuff called? Marshmallow fluff. Yeah. 681 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:04,760 If that's coming out of your butt, we got a problem. Yeah. 682 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:12,760 Oh, like what about using the restroom in front of like peeing or pooping in front of your significant other like with the door open or them in there? 683 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,760 Peeing is fine. OK, I'm OK with that. 684 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,760 I pee with the door open all the time, but I've also lived like I lived by myself for 10 years. 685 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:25,760 And I mean, Brandon doesn't even officially live with me, but like I've always peed with the door open because it's just me. 686 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:35,760 Yeah. And so like now living with somebody else ish and like pooping, I tell him all the time, close the door if you're pooping. 687 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,760 Like, it's weird. I don't like it. 688 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,760 I got mad at him at the beach because he was I didn't know what he was. He was in the bathroom. 689 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,760 I said I didn't know what he was doing, but I was I came in the room and I was just being funny. 690 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:49,760 I was like, hey, what are you doing? And he's pooping in the open door and he's like pooping. 691 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:55,760 I was like, no, that is not OK. No, close the door. That's your fault. 692 00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:00,760 You came at that. You got that. You you were asking for that. 693 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,760 Well, I regretted it immediately and I was like, never fucking again. 694 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:10,760 It's not sexy. It's not cute. Don't do that. 695 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:16,760 It's so gross. Like I think about it last night, Mason and Christina were here and I was changing clothes before we after the pool. 696 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:25,760 We went to Aaron and Santana's to have dinner and I shut the bathroom door downstairs because they were in my living room or my bedroom. 697 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,760 And I shut the door so they didn't see me change it. 698 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,760 And I was like, I feel so weird because I was like, I don't think I've ever seen the back of my door before. 699 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:36,760 I always have it open. It's so weird. 700 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:42,760 I literally always have it open. Yeah. So, yeah, that's not cool. I don't like it. 701 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:48,760 I have done that before in front of other people. And I think about it now and I'm like, how did I do that? 702 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,760 I was probably because I had to go real bad. But like I've changed completely. Like that is not cool. 703 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:59,760 All right. So last but not least on my list is sharing a toothbrush. 704 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:04,760 Absolutely fucking not. Same. 705 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,760 It's disgusting. But that was that was one of the ones on that TV show. 706 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,760 Here's my thing. If I absolutely had to do it, I'm going to be the first one to brush my teeth. 707 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,760 I'm not brushing my teeth with your wet ass toothbrush. 708 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,760 Eww gross with all your like germy like chunky stuff. 709 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:32,760 But if you think about it, if you're the first one to use it with the with the dry toothbrush, it's like everybody is there like stuff on there that's like crunchy and like like if it didn't get brushed off washed off all the way. 710 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,760 I'm sorry. There are never crunchies on my toothbrush. 711 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,760 Not crunchy. But like I feel like it's just like in there like sitting there. It's disgusting. 712 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:49,760 I wouldn't I don't think I'd ever even if I had to if I was on a desert island maybe and I wanted to make sure that my teeth didn't fall out. Yeah. 713 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,760 But no. Like if I would go again, I'm going to brush my teeth first every day. 714 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,760 Yeah. I would have to go to the store and buy a toothbrush. And if I didn't have any money to do it, you would go to the store. 715 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:04,760 Well, not on a desert island here. If I was on a desert island, I wouldn't care at all if I went first or last. 716 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,760 I mean, I kind of probably would. I would. And you know that TV show that we watched? 717 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,760 Melanie watched it, too. What was it called that we really liked? 718 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:17,760 And they had the two seasons of the girls that they flew out to the island and they were on a plane crash. 719 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,760 It was like, oh, the wilds, the wilds. Yeah. 720 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:28,760 And I think one girl had a toothbrush because she or whatever because she had that thing in her teeth or that her teeth came out or whatever. 721 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:36,760 Yeah. I would probably use their toothbrush, but I would probably kill somebody if they made me use it last. 722 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:42,760 Oh, don't you think? Yeah, I don't know. Speaking of that TV show, I just finished this other one. 723 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,760 Oh, my God. I'm going to have to walk. Talk about it later. 724 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,760 But it was so good. And it's very similar to that where they are so good. 725 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:55,760 It's a net. I think it's Netflix. Anyways. So, OK, that's all I've got for the day. 726 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,760 So what are you going to do the rest of the day? I know you're going to get a violence birthday. 727 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,760 Yes. Our friend Victoria has a dog named Violet. It's Jillian's BFF. 728 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,760 And her birthday is on Cinco de Mayo, but we're celebrating it today at Good Dog Bar downtown. 729 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,760 So her actual birthday or is it her gotcha day? 730 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,760 It is her birthday was in May. So Victoria just made it Cinco de Mayo. 731 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:25,760 So it is not her gotcha day. Her gotcha day is sometime in the summer, though, I think. 732 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:30,760 I can't remember because Vic got her a handful of weeks before I got Jolene. Cool. 733 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:35,760 Well, that's very exciting. Yeah, I would go, but I don't. I might go. I might. 734 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,760 I think you should. I don't want to get ready. 735 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:44,760 I just want to like wallow in my nastiness from yesterday. No, absolutely not. 736 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,760 I don't want to do my hair. Can I just put on a hat? Yeah, for sure. 737 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,760 Yeah, maybe dry shampoo in it and put a hat on and let's go. 738 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,760 I mean, I'm not doing I'm wearing these clothes. I'm wearing them. 739 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,760 I'm not dressing. I'm not putting clothes on. Absolutely not. 740 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,760 OK, good. It's going to be 87 today. It's going to be hot in there already. 741 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,760 I'm hot in here. OK, cool. 742 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:09,760 Well, you know what? Follow us on social media and send us an email if you want to. 743 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,760 Hey, tell us if you think any of these are cringy or not cringy or cute 744 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,760 or if you have any others that we can talk about. Yeah, I'm sure that there is a laundry list 745 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,760 of additional cringy or cute that we can talk about. Definitely. 746 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,760 Yeah. Thick AF Podcasts at gmail.com. 747 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,760 Follow us on Instagram at Thick AF Podcasts. 748 00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:30,760 Give us a like rate and review wherever you find your podcasts 749 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:55,760 and we will catch you next week. Toodaloo. 750 00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:03,760 ABCDEFG, I have to go. 751 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:26,760 I don't know why it's so good.