1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,200 Welcome to the Thick AF Podcast. 2 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,200 Welcome back. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,200 It's Simile and hey, it's Sarah. 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,200 And we have a new friend here today. 5 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,720 Her name is Santana. 6 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:26,200 You may have heard about her on some of our episodes that we've had. 7 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,960 She's never been here before. 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,620 And so she might be a little shy. 9 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:30,960 Probably not that shy. 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,960 I'm shy. 11 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:32,960 I'm Santana. 12 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:33,960 No, can we start over? 13 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,960 No, we can't start over. 14 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,960 I don't know why. 15 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,960 I just got really shy because she said I was going to be shy. 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,960 She was shy earlier when she burped into the microphone. 17 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Okay, why in the back was Rosie? 18 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,960 That was not me. 19 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:50,960 Fair enough. 20 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:51,960 Oh my God. 21 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,960 Okay, can I just, okay, let's redo my part. 22 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,960 Oh my God. 23 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:57,960 It's me, Santana. 24 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Hey Santana. 25 00:00:58,960 --> 00:00:59,960 Thanks for joining us. 26 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:00,960 Welcome. 27 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,960 We're so happy for you to be here. 28 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,960 So in all fairness, we did record with Santana previously. 29 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:16,280 However, we were in the car on the way to go see the Giggly Squad. 30 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,560 And it sounded terrible. 31 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,320 So we did not do anything with it. 32 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,320 Mics wouldn't work. 33 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 We only had like, did we have two mics? 34 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:23,320 Yeah, we had like- 35 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,520 We had two mics, but they were only recording one and we didn't figure it out until like 36 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,520 halfway through what we were recording. 37 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,320 But you could also just hear like the hall of the interstate. 38 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,800 It was also like our second week recording ever. 39 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,400 So we didn't know what we were doing. 40 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:40,200 Well, we were so excited because we had Mason and we like told Santana's love story with 41 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,200 her now husband. 42 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:47,800 And so it was just like, well, now we have to have these people on here because, you 43 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,380 know, we told their story. 44 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:52,000 So why can't they tell her? 45 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,240 So like why we long pause, can I call Aaron real quick? 46 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,920 Because he said he just had to give Chadwick a bath and like that means something happened 47 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,920 to Chadwick. 48 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:05,120 So let me just figure out what happened to Chadwick. 49 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,120 Chadwick's my dog. 50 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,280 Okay. 51 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:14,200 So Santana's husband Aaron just called and I can't believe I called him your husband. 52 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,960 I feel like I keep thinking he's your boyfriend, but he's not. 53 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:21,200 They're married now and he just called and we had to do a pause here because there's 54 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,280 a story for Santana to tell. 55 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,280 All right. 56 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 Tell us what happened. 57 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,280 We don't know yet. 58 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,280 Well, we sort of know. 59 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,280 No. 60 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:33,960 So, so the text message said, how a story to tell you when you get home was given Chaddy 61 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:34,960 Chaddy. 62 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,920 So we call her because she's so sweet. 63 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,920 Her dog. 64 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:38,920 Yeah. 65 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,120 Her name's Chadwick a bath and taking a shower. 66 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:45,720 Chadwick does not just routinely take baths FYI. 67 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,080 So I knew something happened. 68 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,520 So I said, Oh my God, what happened? 69 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:53,440 He said, I rather not tell you until you get home. 70 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:59,000 So what do I do? 71 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,320 I immediately call him because I'm like, Oh my God, what happened? 72 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:08,320 So in our backyard, there's a stupid storm drain and actually we've called the city and 73 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:09,320 they're coming. 74 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,320 Am I too loud? 75 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,320 Sorry. 76 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,320 Mic check. 77 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:21,480 We called the city and they're supposed to come look at it because it's like, like eroding 78 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,160 and there's this whole other issue. 79 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:27,120 Anyways, we've been talking to my friend Allen and we're like, Oh my God, we've got to build 80 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,120 something over it. 81 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,160 One of the dogs is going to fall in it. 82 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,880 Well guess what? 83 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:40,680 Aaron's lovely butt lets dogs out and he says he is just, you know, feeling the vibe of 84 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 this gummy. 85 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,160 Can I, can I say that? 86 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:44,160 Yeah. 87 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,160 Okay. 88 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,160 Oh yeah. 89 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,160 Okay. 90 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,160 So he's just chilling cause he's taking a gummy. 91 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,800 He's living his best life, whatever the dogs are outside. 92 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,280 And he's like Chadwick went around like the backside of the, by the way, we have a blocked 93 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,280 off. 94 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,080 Well, I thought we had it blocked off. 95 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,280 And then he said, next thing he knows, like Chadwick's not around and he herns, he hears 96 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,280 a splash. 97 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,280 No. 98 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 OMG. 99 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,280 Like a pshh. 100 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,280 Yeah. 101 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,280 Like a pshh. 102 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,280 I'm imagining it. 103 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,280 I'm hearing it in my head, but I can't say it. 104 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,280 Like, all right, wait. 105 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,000 Well, now I know she's okay. 106 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 It's kind of funny. 107 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:23,600 Chadwick is falling down this storm drain that's like 10 foot deep. 108 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,360 He has, Chadwick is also like a dog sin mix. 109 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,360 So she's like a teeny tiny little dog. 110 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,360 Yeah. 111 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,360 Chadwick's very tiny. 112 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,360 Well, not very. 113 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,360 She's not very tiny. 114 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,360 Yeah. 115 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,360 She's like 20 pounds. 116 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,360 Has no business being with- She's not 20 pounds. 117 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,360 Yes she is. 118 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,360 She's like 15. 119 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,360 She's 20. 120 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,360 I have her vet record. 121 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,360 Oh my gosh. 122 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,360 She's a big girl. 123 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:42,360 Dang. 124 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,120 Well, she needs to go on a diet, but anyways, um, so anyways, he says she goes down this 125 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,960 flipping storm drain, you hear the splash. 126 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,840 There's this concrete thing on top of it. 127 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:53,560 So he has to like get it off. 128 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:57,120 That thing looks like it weighs a hundred pounds. 129 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,120 It's huge. 130 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:03,600 I mean, this thing is at least like two and a half by two and a half. 131 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,440 Is this in the grass part? 132 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,840 Six inches thick. 133 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:08,840 It's huge. 134 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,840 Like how far back is it? 135 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,840 Cause I don't remember seeing it. 136 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:12,640 It's not in the, it's over to the left. 137 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,440 You know, like if you're, yeah. 138 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,440 Okay. 139 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,440 It's over there to your left. 140 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,440 I wonder why that's in the backyard. 141 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:23,120 Well, it probably should have been like a French drain done very differently and it 142 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,600 just wasn't. 143 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,160 And so now it's this big ass drain. 144 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,000 Well, and it's like eroding. 145 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:35,160 So there's like, there's, it's got wrought iron or not, but like steel rebar and they're 146 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:40,540 holding this top part that again weighs about a hundred pounds. 147 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:46,560 So on all four of the corners, this rebar is holding it up, but it is like rusting. 148 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,080 Oh my God. 149 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,560 And so the city's supposed to come out Monday. 150 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:55,840 My friend, Alan, who works for Shelby County, this kind of stuff is supposed to come out 151 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:58,000 next week as well and look at it. 152 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,880 Well Chadwick decides she wants to look at it first. 153 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:07,360 So Aaron said he has to go down this freaking lat. 154 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,080 There's a ladder evidently inside of it, like a rebar ladder. 155 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,840 He says I have to crawl down it. 156 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:19,120 She's somehow swam over to the side and like standing there out of the water. 157 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,440 Oh my gosh, a poor baby. 158 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,440 I know. 159 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,440 Was she hurt? 160 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,240 Like he says no, but like, I need to check her out. 161 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:28,640 She's not like limping or anything. 162 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:29,640 He said no. 163 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:34,960 He said he gave her, well, he checked her out. 164 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:35,960 She's like a cat. 165 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,960 Whoa, she really is this dog. 166 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 Oh my God. 167 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,880 I mean, it's just one of those things. 168 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:45,920 Like at least it's not like hard and dry down there. 169 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:46,920 You know what I mean? 170 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,920 So she probably did. 171 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:54,560 If she landed in the water, she probably didn't like, she's fine. 172 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,600 But like, I would give Mason lessons. 173 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,600 Yeah. 174 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,960 What if Aaron had not heard a, oh yeah. 175 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:05,320 What if Aaron had not heard the splash and she would have just like stuck down there? 176 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,320 You know what makes me nervous? 177 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,200 It's like, sometimes he'll just leave them out there for like 30 minutes. 178 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:13,760 So like, what if Chadwick was just like hanging out and like, he looked for, well, okay. 179 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,480 Then he said he looked for her founder. 180 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,360 He didn't really, he wasn't really with her. 181 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,360 He hears a splash, right? 182 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,680 I forgot about this part. 183 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,480 He says he doesn't have his phone on him. 184 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,880 So he doesn't have a flashlight. 185 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,840 So he has to like, he's panicking, right? 186 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:31,760 So he runs inside, he finds this freaking solar lantern that's like half charged. 187 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:37,720 He's like, he takes it down, there's like blinking the whole time. 188 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,520 Oh my God. 189 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,920 Well, at least there was a ladder. 190 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,160 Why is there a ladder in it? 191 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,520 Cause it's 10 foot deep. 192 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,120 Well, I mean like, what do you need to go down there for? 193 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,120 I don't know. 194 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 We can ask Chadwick. 195 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,920 She obviously knows now. 196 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:57,040 I'm sure if it was put in there by the city, then they have to have a way to maintain it. 197 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,040 I guess. 198 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,040 Yeah. 199 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,040 Oh my God. 200 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,040 Flip it. 201 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,680 So Chadwick is on a mission to like, she has a thousand lives. 202 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,680 She does. 203 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:10,040 So Thanksgiving we went to, I'm sorry, I'm taking over. 204 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:14,760 We went to Aaron's parents and Chadwick decided she's going to go through. 205 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,760 Okay. 206 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:16,760 So there's like two levels. 207 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:17,760 She's on the second level. 208 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:18,760 There's stairs, there's railing. 209 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:24,240 She just thought she's going to go through the railing and stand on this like literally 210 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,240 six inch. 211 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,240 Oh my gosh. 212 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,840 No, it was six inches. 213 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,880 That's actually pretty big. 214 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:30,920 It might not even been that. 215 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,400 She couldn't even do a full turn around. 216 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,400 How did she? 217 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,400 I'm not exact. 218 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,400 I don't even know. 219 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,400 Oh my God. 220 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,400 What does she, how far up was she? 221 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,400 It's like so wide at my hand. 222 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,400 It was like her townhouse. 223 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,400 That was like. 224 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,400 Oh my God. 225 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,400 And it's just like. 226 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:47,200 I mean, I would say it's anywhere between like 16 to 20 feet. 227 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,200 Yeah. 228 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,200 Well, she's very adventurous these days. 229 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:50,200 Yeah. 230 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:55,040 So anyways, we're sitting there comp, we're just minding our own business, watching TV. 231 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,040 And I keep hearing her cry. 232 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:00,280 So I think she's at the bottom of the stairs and I look up and I'm like, oh my God. 233 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:04,560 I think she might need, you might need, she might, you might need to give her the suicide 234 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,560 hotline. 235 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:14,120 Like literally when she did that and like, so I panicked, Aaron jumps up, runs up there 236 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,360 and he's just had collar bone surgery. 237 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,360 He can't even lift her up. 238 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,640 I have to go up there and get her on the other side and we have to like literally wiggle 239 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,320 her up. 240 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:26,000 But anyways, I told him, I said, I think Chadwick suicidal. 241 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Did you tell him that? 242 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Yeah. 243 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Oh my gosh. 244 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Me too. 245 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 I'm like, she's trying to get out. 246 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,720 She's looking for a way out. 247 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,880 And now she's jumping down drain. 248 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:38,480 But that's like an interesting thought though. 249 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:42,800 Are dog, do dogs have like depression and like suicidal like tendencies? 250 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,120 I definitely think they have depression. 251 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,800 I mean, my parents had a couple dogs one time. 252 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:57,440 They both have, are since gone, but they had a like newer Rhodesian Ridgeback rescue and 253 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:05,040 we had this other dog and he passed away or I can't remember if it was like the oldest, 254 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,400 I don't know what happened, but anyways, they had two dogs, one of them passed away and 255 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:14,240 this was when I had Greta, my original dog and they called me and they were like, can 256 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:17,240 Greta Sue? 257 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,800 And they called me and they were like, can Greta, you know, come hang out, you know, 258 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,640 for a little while because you know, so and so is by themselves or whatever. 259 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:29,200 And so she basically like went over there and lived for a couple of weeks and they ended 260 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:33,000 up rescuing, you know, another dog or two or three. 261 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 I don't know. 262 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,040 Yeah, but what does Chadwick have going on that's so bad that she wants to get out of 263 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,040 his life? 264 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,040 Like she has everything. 265 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,840 She rules a house like, well, she now has a new brother. 266 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,000 Yeah, but she's peeing at her every morning. 267 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,600 She's moved to a new house. 268 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,600 This is all happened all at once. 269 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,600 She got a new dad. 270 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,640 Like, you know, I don't know. 271 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,000 No, she got a dad period. 272 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Oh, she got, yeah. 273 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Okay. 274 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,600 She got a new brother or a brother. 275 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,600 Yeah. 276 00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,520 And she's not very happy about that. 277 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,640 Yeah. 278 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,240 I definitely think dogs can be depressed. 279 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:08,800 But do they like, I wonder if there are any studies that say that like dogs like try to 280 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:09,800 commit suicide. 281 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,520 Like, should I carve out like me and Chadwick time through the week? 282 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,960 You carry Chadwick in a backpack to the grocery store. 283 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,960 I think she's fine. 284 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:26,600 I mean, we haven't done that in months by the way and that kind of is explaining things. 285 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,600 You need to go to Home Goods with Chadwick in the backpack. 286 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600 I love her. 287 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 That'll solve all the problems. 288 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,600 I love the backpack. 289 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,480 It has her name on it and I love it. 290 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,040 I need to get a backpack for Butterbean. 291 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,040 Oh, I can give you the website. 292 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,040 Okay. 293 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,200 Well, you have a backpack for your cat. 294 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,520 I do have a backpack for my cat. 295 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,520 He loves it. 296 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,520 He gets in it. 297 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,520 Like if I bring it out. 298 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,520 Yeah, it's in that closet right there. 299 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,480 If you open that closet, like all the things will fall out. 300 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,480 So don't open it. 301 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,480 That's not opening things. 302 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,480 Jolene finally laid down. 303 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,480 I know she did. 304 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,480 Thank you Jesus. 305 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,480 Well, you have that cat backpack. 306 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:59,920 I get it out anytime, which I should have it out right now because we're going to have 307 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,920 storms tonight. 308 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,920 Yeah. 309 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,760 But when I get it out and he gets in there and he loves it, he just sits in and he'll 310 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,160 be like, and he likes to get in it and hide from the dogs because they can't get him in 311 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,160 there. 312 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,840 You know, it's funny. 313 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,920 We almost got it out earlier because we heard that there were some sirens going off. 314 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:15,920 Oh yeah. 315 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,920 Oh my gosh. 316 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,920 I was sitting on the couch. 317 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:18,920 She goes, oh, oh. 318 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:24,120 There's tornado sirens going off and I'm like. 319 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,580 Emily and I are like, wait, where? 320 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,200 And she's like, it's not here. 321 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,200 It's in Chicago. 322 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,280 I said, duh, it's not here. 323 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,200 That's not what I said. 324 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,720 Well, basically that's how you said it. 325 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:40,160 Your tone was like, not here in Chicago. 326 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,920 You were like, in Chicago. 327 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,280 And Emily and I are both like, oh my God. 328 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,280 Yeah. 329 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:50,360 I feel like we would have known if the weather was bad here. 330 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,360 Emily says, I'll have two helmets. 331 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:57,000 We'll have to lay on top of Santana and cover her. 332 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:02,720 We went through this whole spiel about making sure which way we need to go in. 333 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,880 I have a go bag in there. 334 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,880 It's got a helmet. 335 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,880 Another helmet's in there. 336 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,720 It doesn't, both helmets don't fit in the backpack. 337 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,720 It's got a lantern. 338 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,720 It's got batteries. 339 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:12,720 It's got water bottles. 340 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,280 It has like dog's food and dog stuff. 341 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,920 It has a horn, like a blow horn, just in case you get trapped and you prep. 342 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:19,920 I'm very impressed. 343 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,920 Yeah. 344 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920 Like I got the stuff. 345 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:22,920 Look, I'm a tornado. 346 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:28,320 You get that from your mother. 347 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,880 My mom's not really that way. 348 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,880 It'll happen. 349 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:31,880 She doesn't prepare her head. 350 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,880 It'll happen to my mom. 351 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:37,560 They have a storm shelter though in their house and in their garage. 352 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:42,080 So they go down into it, but they'll be tornadoes and my mom will be running around getting 353 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,080 a jar of peanut butter. 354 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,080 Oh, just in case we get trapped. 355 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:48,040 Got to have jar of peanut butter and like bottle of wine for sure. 356 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,040 Corkscrew, those things. 357 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,040 I have a storm drain I can go to now. 358 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,040 Yes, you do. 359 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,040 Now that we know we can take the backpack. 360 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,240 I don't know if you want to go in there. 361 00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,360 When it storms, when it rains, it would flood and you would drown probably. 362 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:04,200 I would love like, thank gosh it has been raining, seriously. 363 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,840 Because like Chadwick probably would have broke a leg or something. 364 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,840 I mean, it very well could have happened. 365 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:09,840 Lord have mercy. 366 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,840 That makes me so sad. 367 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,840 Poor baby. 368 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,840 She had fun though, I'm sure. 369 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:18,320 Look, I think she had fun up until she realized she couldn't get the hell out by herself. 370 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,840 She's like, oh no, this is- As I'm thinking about it literally though, I know she was 371 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,840 so scared. 372 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:23,840 She was probably like, where's my mom? 373 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,120 My mom's- Do you think she was scared there or do you 374 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,360 think she was just like, oh, I fell and okay, cool. 375 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,360 Here comes Erin. 376 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,480 She was probably like, when is someone coming to get me? 377 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,280 Like this is not fun anymore. 378 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,280 Yeah. 379 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,520 I wonder if she barked or anything. 380 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,280 Like Cricket, I feel like she would have been down there and it would have been like, woo. 381 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:40,280 Luna, woo. 382 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,280 I'm drooling like the little dog. 383 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,680 I love my other dog, I love her too. 384 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:48,440 Chadwick does not really bark unless there's like another animal around and then she's 385 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,440 like, oh. 386 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,440 No, that is incorrect. 387 00:14:50,440 --> 00:15:01,160 When there are other dogs around in Chadwick's eyesight, she tries to eat them. 388 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,160 She does. 389 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:07,160 I guarantee you she would need to try to eat any animals down there in that dream. 390 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,160 What was it? 391 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,160 Storm dream? 392 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,160 Storm dream. 393 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,160 Can we edit that? 394 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,160 We can't know. 395 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:17,160 No, we cannot edit that because I literally called the Dixie Chicks Republicans on here. 396 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:22,720 I'm going to edit it out, but I'm going to take it, your burp that you did earlier and 397 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,240 I'm going to copy it and put it on top of that. 398 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:29,920 I would like to clarify once again, that was not me, that was Jolene. 399 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:30,920 I thought it was Rosie. 400 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:31,920 That was Rosie. 401 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920 I'm a liar mouth. 402 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 Oh my gosh. 403 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:41,160 Oh my God. 404 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,200 I'm just so glad Chadwick's okay though. 405 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,200 Seriously. 406 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,200 Oh, a hundred percent. 407 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:50,520 Can you imagine if you got a call, like if Brandon called you and was like, Sarah, I 408 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,160 just got Jolene out of a storm dream. 409 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,120 I would be like, what the hell, Brandon? 410 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,120 What did you do? 411 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,640 Yeah, a hundred percent because also Jolene weighs 60 pounds. 412 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:05,400 How the fuck is she going to get into a storm drain? 413 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,400 Was it down there? 414 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 Like that's what I'm thinking about. 415 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400 Did Chadwick be it? 416 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400 Oh my gosh, that is so scary. 417 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:13,600 She's going to have like nightmares for years. 418 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,600 No, I don't have a nightmare with Chadwick being it. 419 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,400 Like with her being down there like, hey, hey, hey. 420 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,400 She would never be it by the way. 421 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,400 What if you dress her up like that for Halloween next year? 422 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,400 Oh my God, she should be. 423 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,400 And hide her in the drain when we have the Halloween party. 424 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,400 No, I don't want to see her anymore drained. 425 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Oh my God. 426 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,400 How crazy? 427 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,400 Like, like seriously. 428 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400 That is crazy. 429 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,400 Only Chadwick, only Chadwick. 430 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 Hopefully only Chadwick. 431 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,400 Yeah. 432 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,960 Jolene, don't go near storm drains. 433 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,400 Life lesson of 2023. 434 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,400 Yeah. 435 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:54,680 Hopefully that's the only life lesson you have to go through this year. 436 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,680 So when I went to Atlanta last weekend, I forgot to tell the story last time and I don't 437 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,480 know what came up about this. 438 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:05,720 We were talking about how I wanted to get my eyebrows microbladed for my birthday. 439 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,120 Well and I like, cause I've always like hated my eyebrows. 440 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,360 I don't know why. 441 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,360 I don't know why. 442 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,360 They're amazing. 443 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:13,360 Yeah. 444 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,360 Thank you. 445 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,360 That's really nice because I've hated them. 446 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:19,360 I never, I don't do anything to them anymore except for like fill them in. 447 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:24,800 Because I like, I don't pluck them or, or do I have like sometimes like now I like shave 448 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,800 the ends or whatever. 449 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,200 I mean you fill your own little hairs there. 450 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:34,040 I don't like to pluck that stuff anymore because it, my eyebrows have been ruined. 451 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,480 So what'd you do? 452 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,480 Overpluck earlier? 453 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,480 Yeah. 454 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,480 Earlier in life. 455 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:40,480 I think. 456 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,480 Yeah. 457 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,480 And then I have a scar in there. 458 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,480 That was a trend then. 459 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,480 Well yeah. 460 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,520 But like my mom plucked my eyebrows for the first time. 461 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,520 Yeah. 462 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,760 I remember like she didn't take me to get my eyebrows. 463 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,720 She said that I asked her to, I don't know. 464 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,720 I don't remember. 465 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:57,560 But we sat, I remember she made me go to a room to the, one of the front rooms where 466 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:01,560 the light was coming in and we sat, I sat on the floor and she plucked my eyebrows and 467 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,320 I was like, she was like, beauty hurts or something. 468 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,080 I don't know what she said, but basically that's what I remember. 469 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080 She's like, it's okay. 470 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,560 And I was like, but I asked her to do it. 471 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,560 I want it. 472 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,560 And then like, I didn't have any eyebrow. 473 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,560 I mean, I don't know. 474 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,960 She probably did a really good job back then, but you know, but you know, when I, I don't 475 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,120 like to go, I would go get my eyebrows threaded. 476 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,440 I would get them waxed and all that stuff. 477 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,000 And I felt like they always took off the weight. 478 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,320 And they would take it off in the middle. 479 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,900 And it was like, I had like, like no eyebrow and I'm like, Oh God. 480 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,160 So anyways, I, but I wanted to get that done. 481 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,600 But in Atlanta, my point of my story is we, so I'm standing at the bar. 482 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,520 We get there and I forgot what the place that was. 483 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,640 It was in Piedmont park, some little tavern thingy. 484 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:46,640 We go in there and I'm, possibly, but I don't know. 485 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:50,160 No, it was something tavern and we're standing there. 486 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,600 I'm standing there at the bar about to get, trying to get in line for a drink. 487 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,240 And there's a police officer there and he has like police officer outfit on and his 488 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,240 police officer. 489 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:05,440 And he's got like the, the, like, I don't know, the little reflective jacket that says 490 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,440 police on it. 491 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,280 And there's a festival going, there's like a science fair at the Piedmont park that day. 492 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,560 I know I wanted to go to it because it was going to be really cool. 493 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,120 They have like science fairs nowadays, by the way, I won the science fair when I was 494 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,560 little and I like went on to like different levels. 495 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,960 So just, just a heads up. 496 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,360 I know that I sounded like really dumb on here, but I was 497 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,640 like, travel the state. 498 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:27,120 I, yeah, I can't remember where all I went, but I did, and I don't, I honestly don't even 499 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,040 remember what my science fair project was. 500 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:38,160 But also I have to just stop you for one second because the story that she told is about murder 501 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,240 in that park. 502 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,160 She left the entire science fair out the last time. 503 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,000 Like, I heard, like we, there was a lot of things that happened. 504 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,560 All she told me about was murder last time. 505 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,520 There was no science fair at all. 506 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,720 That's why you didn't want to talk about murder this time. 507 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,120 So, yeah, we've already talked about it. 508 00:19:55,120 --> 00:20:01,080 So, so we, so there was like a science fair going on anyways, and the police officer, 509 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,240 he's standing there and he's getting a drink from the bar. 510 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:07,360 And it's like, it looks like a Coke with a straw and a cup, but I was like, you know, 511 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,360 kind of could have been a Jack and Coke. 512 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,880 And I said, I looked at it and I was like, haha, you drinking on the job or something 513 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:12,880 like that. 514 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,080 I had not had any drinks at this point, by the way, like no drinks. 515 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:20,260 I was completely sober and he turns around and as, because I said that he starts talking 516 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:24,040 to me, talking, talking to, and this other girl in front of me that I let get in front 517 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,240 of me, she like, he's like talking, trying to talk to her too. 518 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,640 He's like talking, he's like telling us his whole life story. 519 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,720 And I'm just like, oh, okay. 520 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,440 And then finally I'm like, Rose, I'm like, Rose, what do you want to drink? 521 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440 Trying to get away from him. 522 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,640 He comes back, he follows me to the table. 523 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:42,400 He goes and gets his food and he comes back to the table and he's talking to all of us. 524 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:49,280 And he's really just talking to me and he is talking to me like he wants to go on a 525 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,240 date with me and he, I got his number. 526 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,960 He put his phone number in my phone. 527 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,960 His name was Manny. 528 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,960 Have you told him? 529 00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:01,720 No, but he did tell us that he would be our DD if we needed an Uber that night. 530 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:08,520 I said, as long as we're not Ubering to jail, like, no, no, no, no. 531 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,800 It's excuse me. 532 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:15,080 My dog, we all kind of thought maybe he might be like an impersonator, like a police officer 533 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,080 impersonator security guard. 534 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,080 No, he wasn't. 535 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,080 It said police. 536 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,440 I like the police stuff, but I asked him for a card, a business card. 537 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,760 And he was like, no, cause he was, I think he was really trying to get to my phone. 538 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,600 It was like, can I have your number? 539 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,960 But before all the numbers thing, all that phone number stuff, before he asked me for 540 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,920 my number or gave me his number or whatever, cause I was like, you can give me your number. 541 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,280 I'm not getting this more because I'm not, I will never call him. 542 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,760 But I didn't want him to lay be blowing me up. 543 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:49,040 And he told me, he was like, I don't know what he said, but he said, I love your eyebrows 544 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,040 or something like that. 545 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,040 And I was like, oh really? 546 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,040 And I was like, that's the best compliment ever. 547 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,320 That's a very bizarre compliment. 548 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,320 I know I loved it. 549 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:04,200 And I was like, please message him and say, Manning, I just got another compliment on 550 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,200 my eyebrows. 551 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,560 Like, cause you did. 552 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,560 We both complimented you. 553 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,780 It was only because I brought it up, but like, thank you. 554 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:10,780 But no, yeah. 555 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:11,780 I was like, really? 556 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:12,780 I was like, I hate my eyebrows. 557 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:15,560 I, and he was like, they're really nice about them. 558 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,960 So anyway, but forgot her phone code. 559 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:22,280 No, you're never going to find him. 560 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,840 I've got multiple Manny's in here. 561 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,840 How do you have a multiple? 562 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,840 I know. 563 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840 I don't even know. 564 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,800 I was going through here the other day when I put his name in there. 565 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,280 I don't even know one person named Manny. 566 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,280 I don't either. 567 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,120 This other person, it's a sales, they're sales reps for work. 568 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:39,640 And I'm like, I'm like, who's Manny lasagna or Lynn. 569 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,640 And I don't know who it is. 570 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,640 Lasagna? 571 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,400 Lasagna looks like Manny lasagna, Linusia or something like that. 572 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:53,000 I still honestly, it's actually, I just changed it probably like a year ago. 573 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,520 But like Sarah, when I first met her, I met her at the pool. 574 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,520 Sarah pool. 575 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,920 So it was like Sarah pool for like the longest time. 576 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,040 I saw her last name should be pool. 577 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,320 That's pretty much your middle name. 578 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,320 Yeah, exactly. 579 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,840 And I just changed it to Rob pool. 580 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,800 Well, and like a lot of times, like I'll put like, it'll be like first name, last name 581 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,800 company. 582 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,840 I'll put like their first name and the company I'll put like where I met them. 583 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,840 So like, I remember. 584 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,840 Let me look. 585 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,200 What if it was like Emily cramps the apple? 586 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:28,600 Okay, so from back in the day of like being online dating or whatever, I have Alex to 587 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,440 golden retrievers. 588 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,960 My dental hygienist, Elise, Dr. Frank. 589 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,080 How do you, how are you looking through? 590 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,800 Are you just like scrolling through to see all the names? 591 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,800 Yeah. 592 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,800 Oh, I have so many. 593 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800 That's how you name them. 594 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:46,040 I use Billy Facebook, Billy face. 595 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,160 See, listen, when I put stuff in there, I think I'm going to remember it. 596 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,000 And then I don't remember their name. 597 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,200 Look, I'm like, Billy Facebook. 598 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200 How many Billy's are on Facebook? 599 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,400 Well, I mean, I don't talk to them anymore. 600 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,400 So it doesn't matter. 601 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,400 Do you remember? 602 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,720 It is dad work. 603 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:04,120 Claire, Casey Beach, bad uncles don't answer. 604 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,280 I have one Aggie from the hill. 605 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,000 I must've been drunk. 606 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Oh my God. 607 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,240 This is a good one. 608 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:17,760 I'm not going to say his name, but blank logistics, six feet tall, blank logistics. 609 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,960 Oh, I know who it is. 610 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960 Do I? 611 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,360 No, I have Al's deli and grill in here. 612 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,360 Do you know what? 613 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,360 They're closed now. 614 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,600 And that used to be, it's makes me so, have you never been there? 615 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,600 Oh my gosh. 616 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,640 It was so good. 617 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,240 We used to go there and then we used to tell everybody. 618 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,240 We said in college, we ran franchise. 619 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,240 Yeah. 620 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:42,560 I'm pretty sure unless I'm lying, but I'm pretty sure they closed, but you know, they're, 621 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,920 they were right next to the abortion clinic that is also closed. 622 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,920 I think now. 623 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:50,920 And we used to also always say that if anybody needed to get an abortion, we would go to 624 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,160 the abortion clinic and then afterwards we'd roll them all. 625 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:58,600 We'd all go over with our sorority sisters and go over and get some Al's afterwards. 626 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,120 That never happened, but that's wild. 627 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,440 No, I have some good ones in my phone. 628 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,760 Brandon, I have another one. 629 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760 Sarah's boo. 630 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,080 I have one Jake doesn't swim. 631 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,080 Swim. 632 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,680 Was he at the bully? 633 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,680 Most of it in the pool. 634 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,680 I have another one. 635 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,680 Uh, Jason Yoda pitbull. 636 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,120 I don't have any like good ones. 637 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,280 Dog's name was Yoda. 638 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280 I think so. 639 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,280 I have like no good ones. 640 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,280 What else do I have? 641 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,280 I have Beyonce.com in here. 642 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,280 What is that? 643 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,240 I have one from this dude in Cleveland who would not leave me the F alone. 644 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,800 And I have him in my phone dash. 645 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,240 Do not, do not, do not, do not, do not, do not. 646 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,040 Did you ever do that? 647 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:42,400 Um, that thing where you put their numbers in there as like a, whatever it was, the grave 648 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,400 thing. 649 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,400 Yeah. 650 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,400 The grave. 651 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,440 I learned about it like before I was, I have like, yeah. 652 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,080 So Mason and I were actually, Oh, I have another one. 653 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,680 Matthew Walmart annoying. 654 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,280 I have a lot of Brandon's in my phone. 655 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,760 A lot of Brandon's and they know last names with them. 656 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,760 Oh goodness. 657 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,760 I have another one. 658 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,760 Mike pilot. 659 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,760 Mike, Mike diamond. 660 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:05,760 Fraud. 661 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,760 Fraud. 662 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,760 He's a fraud. 663 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,760 I don't know what that meant. 664 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,200 I don't, I put the notes in there like contact so I can't see it. 665 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,200 You know what? 666 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,200 I should start putting it by their last name. 667 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,200 I want to see it. 668 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,960 I should start putting it by their last name. 669 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,960 Well I don't do first and last names. 670 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,400 So like when it pops up, you know, like, Oh. 671 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,860 Well it does pop up if you have it in their little like what they're like their business, 672 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,060 you know how you can like put it in their contact. 673 00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,480 It pops up under their name. 674 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,480 Yeah. 675 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,480 So, yeah. 676 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,360 I do have a grave in here. 677 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,360 You've had just one grave. 678 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,360 Can you just one grave? 679 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,560 Just one grave is because I really don't know. 680 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,560 Yes. 681 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,560 All right. 682 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,560 Graveyard. 683 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,560 Tell us about the graveyard. 684 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:45,560 Surrey. 685 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,560 Surrey. 686 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,560 That's like Surrey. 687 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,560 Oh my gosh. 688 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:53,560 People that call, you know, what's the thing on your phone called? 689 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,560 Siri. 690 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560 S I R I right? 691 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,560 Yeah. 692 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,560 Siri. 693 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,560 You said Surrey too. 694 00:26:58,560 --> 00:26:59,560 People, my dad says Surrey. 695 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,560 Like what's a you? 696 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,440 I don't know because that's what I hear everyone else say. 697 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,960 And they say Surrey. 698 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,160 S U R I. 699 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,160 Yeah. 700 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,400 But no, that's like Tom Cruise and what's her name? 701 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,400 Any homes. 702 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,400 Any homes. 703 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,400 Katie Holmes. 704 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:17,360 Sounded like you said any homes. 705 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,160 Um, her daughter. 706 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:20,160 Yeah. 707 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,120 Their daughter's name. 708 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,960 And when I see people, they're like saying, Hey Surrey. 709 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,160 And I'm like, she can't understand you because you're not saying the right name, dude. 710 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,440 Say her name right and she might answer you. 711 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,920 I think I do say, Hey Siri. 712 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,920 I do say, Hey Siri. 713 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920 It's Siri. 714 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,920 Yeah. 715 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,920 Not Surrey. 716 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,920 Oh look, she popped up. 717 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,920 Oh my God. 718 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:41,920 Hi Siri. 719 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,920 Bye Siri. 720 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,920 Okay. 721 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,920 Graveyard. 722 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,920 Yeah. 723 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:53,240 So you asked me if I had changed anybody's name in my phone to the, um, graveyard. 724 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,240 It's not graveyard. 725 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,860 It's called the graveyard, but to the headstone emojis. 726 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:02,340 And it was something that I saw on Tik Tok, I think. 727 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:07,720 And it was this thing where this girl, like if she either, you know, got ghosted or kind 728 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:13,320 of dismissed by somebody, she would just go ahead and change their name to these headstone 729 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,440 emojis. 730 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,600 And so if they reach back out to her, she would be like, Hey, sorry to inform you. 731 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,160 You have been, you know, quarantined to the graveyard. 732 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,560 If you want to get out of the graveyard, you, you know, have to blah, blah, blah. 733 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,160 And I can't remember exactly what it was. 734 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,480 And so I saw this like right before I started dating Brandon. 735 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:39,000 So when I just got to the end of my, you know, contacts or whatever, my phone, I only had 736 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,440 one graveyard person in there. 737 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,440 I don't know who they are. 738 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:46,040 I've never heard back from them. 739 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,660 But it's a good way to like put somebody there without like just leaving them in your phone 740 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,660 or whatever. 741 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:54,600 And then being like, I, you know, put you here. 742 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,560 I don't know who you are anymore. 743 00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,560 So tell me who you are and why you want to, you know, reach back out to me. 744 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:05,320 Honestly, if somebody texts me and I didn't know who they were, I'd be like, I legit, 745 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,280 I wouldn't even have to put the graveyard by their name. 746 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,280 I would just be like, new phone. 747 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280 Who do? 748 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280 Yeah. 749 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,280 Like who, who is this? 750 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,280 Yeah. 751 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280 I'd pretty much be like, I'm so sorry. 752 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,760 I don't have your number saved. 753 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,760 Who is this? 754 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:23,600 Listen, I used to save numbers like immediately because I'm also like part of the FBI and 755 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,880 I can find anybody on the interwebs. 756 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,800 So like a lot of times before somebody would even tell me their last name, I already knew 757 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,360 what it was and they were already saved in my phone that way. 758 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,080 And then I quit because I felt like it was bad luck. 759 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,400 So I would just leave people's numbers out there. 760 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,280 Wait, what you felt like it was bad luck. 761 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,280 Bad luck. 762 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:46,920 You have such weird like justifications. 763 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:52,760 It was bad luck to put their name in your phone. 764 00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,760 Yeah. 765 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,560 Before like they told, like it was just too early, like bad luck too early. 766 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,560 Wait, what? 767 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,560 I don't get that. 768 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,560 Like how was that bad luck? 769 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,520 Like I took it as if you had already like investigated them and found out who they were. 770 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,520 I did. 771 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,520 You're right. 772 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,520 But why was that bad luck for you? 773 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,520 Cause it was just too quick. 774 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:09,520 Cause it didn't last. 775 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:14,240 You know, on this online dating stuff, you can talk to like 75 people and go out on a 776 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,680 date with like five of them. 777 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,520 And why do you need 75 numbers in your phone? 778 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,000 So then how do you know who you're talking to? 779 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,360 If you're talking to 75 people without their names in your phone number. 780 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:29,320 I wasn't talking to 75 people. 781 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,320 I don't know. 782 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,480 Listen, I can barely take care of myself at 35. 783 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:41,200 My friend's cousin who I like semi dated for a hot minute, he literally did not, he didn't 784 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,200 have my phone and he had everyone's numbers memorized. 785 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,760 He did not have anybody's phones. 786 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:50,600 Like if you wanted to, not that I ever, I never went through his phone or anything ever. 787 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,400 Just cause I'm like, don't really care. 788 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:58,640 But like if you wanted to go through his phone, you couldn't figure out who he was talking 789 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,480 to because he didn't have it literally. 790 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,760 He had not even his mom's number saved. 791 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:08,240 I mean, I memorized some numbers, but like, I'm like, are we back in the eighties? 792 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,520 So I don't know what's going on here. 793 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,520 I don't know. 794 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,560 I got really good at like memorizing numbers. 795 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:16,800 Like I don't even like, I know my number and I still know my grandparents number from when 796 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,800 I was growing up. 797 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,800 I could not tell you my mom's number right now. 798 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,400 I could tell you the phone number to the house that I grew up in. 799 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,400 Me too. 800 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400 340-1810. 801 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,840 And I'm 6 7 3 5 7 2. 802 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,800 2 7 0 5 1 9. 803 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,840 7 2 7 9. 804 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:40,800 I knew like Allie's, Jody's, I knew all my friends' numbers and I used to call them on 805 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,800 the house phone. 806 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:42,800 Oh my gosh. 807 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,440 There was a TikTok or an Instagram, one of those videos who even, I don't have TikTok, 808 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,560 so it was probably on TikTok and then moved to another place. 809 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,480 But somebody was like on there like talking about, they were like, it's a phone that's 810 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,120 like in the house that's for everyone. 811 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,720 And it's like connected and it stays in the house. 812 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720 Who was this for? 813 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,720 Like Gen Z? 814 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,720 Is there something? 815 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,720 Yeah, I guess. 816 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,240 And they're just like saying like, no, they don't, they they're like, what is this? 817 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,520 We don't know what this is. 818 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:13,200 Also, back in the day, whenever we had internet, you couldn't talk on the phone at the same 819 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,200 time. 820 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,200 No! 821 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,840 That's what I remember. 822 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,960 Before it met dicks sucking lips. 823 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,960 You've got mail. 824 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:33,320 My brother would be like, they're not listening to me, but I'm going to talk to them. 825 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,400 We are listening, but we're laughing at the same time. 826 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,920 Did you hear what Sarah said? 827 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920 Okay. 828 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,400 I'm trying to make this PG. 829 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,400 Just kidding. 830 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,400 This podcast is not PG. 831 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400 PG 21. 832 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,400 We clicked the explicit checkbox. 833 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,400 Don't worry. 834 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,400 So these dicks sucking lips. 835 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,400 No, I'm kidding. 836 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:55,880 No, but seriously, I would get so mad because like my brother would be on the internet and 837 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,600 I would, or my brother would get so mad because he'd be on the internet and I like pick up 838 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,640 the phone to call a friend or vice versa. 839 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640 And I'd be like, Jared! 840 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,640 Like, I was so bad. 841 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640 Oh my God. 842 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:10,400 My mom would try to be like, okay, you can be on the internet for this time. 843 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,400 Never. 844 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,400 Oh, absolutely. 845 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,720 Well, that, and I mean, we talked about this like in a different aspect before, but like 846 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:22,320 once like you really did kind of get like non-dial up internet or whatever, like if 847 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,600 your sibling went and like you had an away message up that you wanted people to see and 848 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:31,720 you wanted to know what they, people had left you for messages on aim, you know, when you 849 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,200 came back and then your sibling logs you out and logs in and like puts an away message 850 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,200 up. 851 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200 Oh my God. 852 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,200 Cause then you miss whatever messages. 853 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,760 Like you're not getting those hoes back. 854 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,520 I mean, you could text message, but it wasn't like really a thing. 855 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,520 No, it was that, uh, AOL. 856 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,280 AOL was like the only thing we had. 857 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,640 Like that's how we would like message. 858 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,440 Well, there were text messages once we started getting cell phones, which was it like when 859 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,920 we were 18 or something like we were adults. 860 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,920 Yeah. 861 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:02,520 But, and we had like snake on our phone and then you didn't have like the QWERTY, what 862 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,520 is that? 863 00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,520 What they call it? 864 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,520 The QWERTY keyboard. 865 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,520 You have like the numbers and you had to like, oh my God, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch. 866 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,520 I was so good at that. 867 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,520 We were so bad. 868 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,800 Like dang, we would have get texts or some from that if we had those. 869 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,800 What is so bad? 870 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:19,320 Also, you have a name like mine where I, my S was four letters away. 871 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,840 Then I gotta do A, then I gotta go one, two, three, then I gotta do one more A. 872 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,840 Same. 873 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,840 S-A-N-G-A-N-A. 874 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,840 But you get so fast at it. 875 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,800 Like we were so, I mean, I was fast at it. 876 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:35,720 But also my last name was tricky because the I-G-H were all on the same button and they 877 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,440 were, so you had, I had to wait. 878 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:42,440 Like I could do the W and the R and then I had to do the one, one, two, one, two, three. 879 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440 Oh, that's so annoying. 880 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440 Oh my gosh. 881 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,440 Y'all don't even know kids these days. 882 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,440 You have no idea. 883 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,120 Like if we made them, you know what? 884 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,120 They should have, they should have to go back and do it. 885 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,120 They should. 886 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,240 They should also have to take notes in a notebook instead of a laptop. 887 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,240 Yeah. 888 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,240 Yeah. 889 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,240 Agreed. 890 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,240 I still take notes on a notebook. 891 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,240 Me too. 892 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240 I have all my notebooks on my thing. 893 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240 I have all, that thing's full of notebooks. 894 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,880 Actually, and still at work, I use a pencil still. 895 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,320 Ew, a sharpening pencil that you sharpen or like. 896 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,320 I know, it's like a mechanical. 897 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,320 Oh no. 898 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,320 But I still use one. 899 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,360 At my old job, they had, when I started, I remembered them, like they had a bunch of 900 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,120 pencils that you had to sharpen and I was like, where's the sharpen? 901 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,920 They all had, they had sharpeners and like a pencil. 902 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,920 And I was like, no. 903 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,720 Do y'all not remember going to class in college though and like you left your laptop in your 904 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,720 dorm? 905 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,680 Like you didn't bring it to class with you. 906 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,360 I didn't dorm. 907 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,080 I think it, yeah, I think it depends. 908 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,080 Yeah, no, I did. 909 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,080 I did. 910 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,080 Yeah. 911 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,080 I don't even know if I had a laptop. 912 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,080 Yeah, I did. 913 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,080 I did. 914 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,080 I did. 915 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,280 I had a laptop, but I had to leave it, like in my, I left it in my dorm room. 916 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,280 I didn't bring it to class. 917 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,280 I think it was awesome. 918 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,280 Yeah, you didn't use it for class. 919 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,280 It was huge. 920 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,560 I think I did at some, at some point. 921 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,440 Well, I didn't even know how to connect to wifi at the time. 922 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,480 I can't remember when I started bringing a laptop to class, but yeah, no, but because 923 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,040 we had those books. 924 00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,720 Our books were like 44 inches thick. 925 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,720 Oh my God. 926 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,800 This is why we all have back problems. 927 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:05,800 Yeah. 928 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:07,800 They say we have like texter's head or whatever. 929 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,800 No, no. 930 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,800 Carrying all the books. 931 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,800 Yes. 932 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,720 And the back, and we would wear our LL Bean backpacks like stretched all the way down to 933 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,720 our ankles. 934 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,720 I had a North Face backpack. 935 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:17,720 Relax. 936 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,480 Oh, I did too, but I had LL Bean first. 937 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,480 I still have it. 938 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,720 It's bright orange and it has my name on it. 939 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,720 OMG. 940 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:24,720 It's under my bed I think in there. 941 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,720 I remember I got my Vera Bradley one. 942 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:29,320 I was like, I'm like, oh my God, I'm so cool. 943 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,320 Like why did I get bright orange? 944 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,560 I still have my Vera Bradley duffel. 945 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,480 That thing is kept up over the years. 946 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,480 Actually, I like Vera Bradley. 947 00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,480 I'm not going to lie. 948 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480 Oh, 100%. 949 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:44,160 But the backpacks, I'm not carrying a backpack, but like a duffel bag, totally a little makeup 950 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,440 like travel kit. 951 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440 Yeah. 952 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440 Got that. 953 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,200 Also, I got it from the like outlet store in. 954 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,200 So it wasn't a hundred dollars. 955 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,200 Yeah. 956 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,200 No, no, no, no, girl. 957 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,200 No. 958 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,280 All of my like travel things, I'm pretty sure, not all of them, except for the one you just 959 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,200 gave, you gave me, because I love that thing now. 960 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,200 Do you? 961 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,200 Yeah. 962 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,640 I like literally keep it in there and with all my stuff in it and I'll just like have 963 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,120 it there and I just like take it when I'm ready to go. 964 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,120 I just have it chilling. 965 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,120 I love that. 966 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,720 But like all my other ones were basically like things that I got from like free gifts 967 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,200 with purchase from like Langcomb. 968 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,200 Oh my gosh. 969 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:22,560 I've had a ton of those over the years from like Estee Lauder and what's the Clinique? 970 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:29,120 What's the one, it wasn't a makeup bag, but the, you would like pay a monthly fee. 971 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,120 You got Ipsy. 972 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,120 Ipsy. 973 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120 Yeah. 974 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,120 I'm not sure if you've ever had one. 975 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,120 No, but I have little baggies. 976 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,120 Yeah. 977 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:41,040 Every month their little minis come in a little zip like cosmetic bag. 978 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,040 It's very like small. 979 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,640 But the one that I use right now is like, show me your pits. 980 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,640 Sarah got me that for my birthday. 981 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,640 Show me your pitties. 982 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,640 Like show me your titties. 983 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,640 Yeah, not my pits, like my armpit, sorry. 984 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640 I got really excited. 985 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:55,600 I want to talk about my toenail polish because I keep looking at it and it's really cute. 986 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600 Oh yeah. 987 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,280 Y'all are supposed to tell me about the story that happened at the pedicures. 988 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:04,480 Well, we went, Santana and I went and got pedicures this afternoon and we didn't get 989 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:08,120 to go to the place that we wanted to go to, which is fine, but we went to a different 990 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,320 place and we were the only ones in there and it was great because it was just the two of 991 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,320 us. 992 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,800 But my lady was pushing my seat all the way back because I got long legs. 993 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:21,800 And then when it came time for Santana to get her toenails painted, she had to scoot 994 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:26,480 up from the back of the seat to the front of it so she could get her feet up there. 995 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,480 Were you in the pedicure? 996 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,480 Did you see that? 997 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,480 Yeah. 998 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,520 Do your feet touch the water? 999 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,520 Yes. 1000 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,520 I can touch the water. 1001 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,520 My legs are really short. 1002 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:41,520 My foot wasn't sitting flat on the- Oh, I have to scoot up too. 1003 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,040 The little stool where they start painting, where they do all the work. 1004 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,560 She had to scoot all the way to the front of the chair because her chair wouldn't go 1005 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,560 up anymore. 1006 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,240 The guy was like the same size as me. 1007 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,520 I didn't even notice at first and I looked over at Sarah and Sarah's looking at me so 1008 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,640 I look at him and he's asking me to scoot. 1009 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,040 All he does is motion forward. 1010 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,040 And guess what I do? 1011 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,040 I scoot my little butt up. 1012 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:08,000 I'm literally sitting there with hanging over with my hands around my knees talking to Sarah 1013 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,600 because I'm on the very edge of my seat. 1014 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,800 You might fall into the moat that's under your legs. 1015 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,800 You know what? 1016 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:14,800 You know what I told him? 1017 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,800 I said, I need one of those kid chairs. 1018 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,800 That has the little chair or whatever on the back of it. 1019 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,800 He started laughing. 1020 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,800 He's like, oh yeah, kid chair. 1021 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,800 I'm like, no, you weren't supposed to laugh about that. 1022 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:30,280 But really my toes do look really good. 1023 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:35,520 We got gel on our toes and that's the first time I've ever gotten gel on my toes. 1024 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,520 My toes still feel oily. 1025 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,440 She didn't put cuticle oil on mine. 1026 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,800 Your girl left you for like 20 minutes anyways. 1027 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,800 She did. 1028 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,800 She was on the phone listening. 1029 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,360 She was cutting up the whole time. 1030 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,360 Talking on the phone. 1031 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,360 Did she have AirPods? 1032 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,360 Yeah, she had AirPods in. 1033 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,800 Talking in a whole other language. 1034 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,400 At one point, Sarah and I looked at each other and we were like, whoa. 1035 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,400 She started giggling. 1036 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,520 I also am very, very ticklish. 1037 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,240 I hate the scrubby part, which is the best part for your feet. 1038 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:07,040 But the middle of my feet are so ticklish. 1039 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,120 She was not even paying attention to me. 1040 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,640 I'm doing all that I can not to kick this woman in the face. 1041 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,640 You should have. 1042 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,640 She gets to my left foot and she finally goes, ticklish? 1043 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:21,640 I was like, yeah, girl, I've been ticklish for the last five minutes. 1044 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,920 I'm glad you noticed, ma'am. 1045 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:29,000 One time I was getting mine done and I think my mom was sitting next to me, so it was kind 1046 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,200 of embarrassing. 1047 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,600 The guy is doing that to my feet and I'm so ticklish and I'll be like this and I'll be 1048 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:39,640 like, and I have to stretch my legs out and my foot to keep from. 1049 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,760 I was closing my eyes and stuff. 1050 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,760 Yes, and he was like, oh, oh, G-spot. 1051 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,760 No. 1052 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,760 That was hilarious. 1053 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,760 That was a decater. 1054 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:55,080 It's like when you're scratching a dog, you're like, oh, yeah, that's a spot. 1055 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,080 That's a spot. 1056 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,960 But the funny thing is Sarah said, like right before she started, Sarah looked at me and 1057 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,040 goes, like, I hate this part. 1058 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,520 And the woman is like so busy, like chit chatting. 1059 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,760 She doesn't even acknowledge it. 1060 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,320 No, she wasn't even paying attention. 1061 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,760 And not that, I mean, I don't know if she could have done anything different or whatever, 1062 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,560 but she didn't give a fuck about me. 1063 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,840 All she knew was at the end of that, she was collecting my money and that's all that mattered. 1064 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,320 But you're supposed to go into a place like that and it's supposed to be a relaxing experience 1065 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,320 and you're not supposed to be listening to somebody. 1066 00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,320 Well, and they had spa-like music on. 1067 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,320 Talk on the phone. 1068 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320 Right. 1069 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,320 Yeah. 1070 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,560 I mean, so I had been going to that place for a long time after it opened back up, even 1071 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,000 wearing a mask in there. 1072 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,240 It's under new ownership now. 1073 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:43,680 I think I would go back there again specifically if I wanted a neon color on my toes because 1074 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:48,680 they don't, they have OPI, but they also have another brand that has, OPI just doesn't have 1075 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,680 great neon colors. 1076 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,080 That's all, that's all I can say about that. 1077 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,080 Is that what you got? 1078 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,080 Did you get the Morgan Taylor? 1079 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,080 Is that what that is? 1080 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,120 Um, I, no, it's not. 1081 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,120 It's um. 1082 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,000 I don't remember their brand, but they had a lot of good colors. 1083 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,680 I don't remember what the brand was. 1084 00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,800 They had a lot of good colors. 1085 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,040 They did. 1086 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,680 And they gave us a flipping book. 1087 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,520 Each one of us a book. 1088 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,220 Instead of having just like the nail. 1089 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:15,320 It was just this like thing that, you know, opened and they had, I mean, there were probably 1090 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,680 over a hundred colors in there. 1091 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,200 Instead of like the, like the nail thing they give you like a little flip through or whatever. 1092 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,200 Yeah. 1093 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,200 I hate those things. 1094 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,120 You just got to flip through all these colors, you know? 1095 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,080 And then you have to wait for, so somebody else has the one that has the colors that 1096 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,080 you want it. 1097 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,080 Yes. 1098 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:36,000 So like Sarah had the book and I'm looking at it and the guy's like, Oh, I like, he 1099 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 gave me my own book. 1100 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 I was so excited. 1101 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 What does that know? 1102 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,640 I got my own book and he's like, Oh, come sit down. 1103 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,360 Like, but I have to say the water was not hot enough. 1104 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,840 No, it was not hot enough. 1105 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,840 I was like shivering I think. 1106 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,640 Well, she asked me what number I wanted. 1107 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,200 I told her my number and then she said the wrong number. 1108 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,200 Yeah. 1109 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,440 And I was like, no. 1110 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,760 Get off the phone and listen, did they give you wine or anything? 1111 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,760 No, they offered. 1112 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,400 They, no, they didn't offer anything but water, which was fine. 1113 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:05,680 Cause I did want some water. 1114 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,360 I didn't bring water with me and I normally carry a water bottle with me wherever I go. 1115 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:10,360 I got the water. 1116 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:11,360 I got water too. 1117 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,360 Well, that was our only choice. 1118 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,360 Yeah. 1119 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,360 Boo. 1120 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:20,240 Well, and I was upset because the place that I normally go to, they have, yes, it's the 1121 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,240 place that you went with me. 1122 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:26,240 They had like champagne, wine, Coca Cola, Mabon, Momosa. 1123 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,240 Yeah. 1124 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,240 Yeah. 1125 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,240 Yeah. 1126 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,240 They even have Coca Cola. 1127 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,240 That was good. 1128 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,240 Yeah. 1129 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,240 They are kind of expensive though. 1130 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,240 And they're really far away from me. 1131 00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,240 I got a can of Berry. 1132 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,240 They're expensive. 1133 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,240 This was expensive. 1134 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:41,320 We paid almost $60 for our pedicures today. 1135 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,000 That's how mine are over here at Canterbury Nails. 1136 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000 And sometimes- 1137 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,800 Which maybe is not that much, but like, I mean, inflation, I guess. 1138 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800 I don't know. 1139 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,000 I used to pay like $40 for a pedicure. 1140 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Yeah. 1141 00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,040 At the other place, the one that I really, well, I'm just going to say it's Nail Bar 1142 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,480 in Brook Highland and they're my favorite spot. 1143 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,120 And I think that they're very reasonably priced. 1144 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,440 I like Nail Bar. 1145 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,160 Also they're beside Bifo Brady's. 1146 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,000 So if you like go there and you get a pedicure and then you want to go grab a drink or a 1147 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,280 snack and go right over there too. 1148 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,120 Or the Mexican restaurant. 1149 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,320 Angus cheeseburger wrap is my favorite thing at Bifo Brady's. 1150 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,320 Oh my God. 1151 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,840 I really like to go to J Nail. 1152 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,840 Where's J Nail? 1153 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:26,840 Like our friend J Nail. 1154 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:27,840 Have you been there? 1155 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,840 I've only been there once. 1156 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,200 And J Nail, the guy that owns the place called J, he did my nails. 1157 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,800 I'm just saying like, I don't know. 1158 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,200 Wait, where is that at? 1159 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,200 It's by Fresh Market. 1160 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,200 Yeah. 1161 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,200 Starbucks, that kind of, yeah. 1162 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,200 The new pizza place. 1163 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,200 Is there a new, oh, is that the new pizza place? 1164 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,200 Yeah, Capella is the one that we talked about going to for supper club. 1165 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,200 I didn't know it was in there. 1166 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,200 I thought it was. 1167 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,200 They don't serve alcohol though. 1168 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,040 But their pizza and they have cannolis. 1169 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,480 Their pizza is fire. 1170 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,880 They have a freaking cookie dough cannoli and it's amazing. 1171 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:58,880 A cookie dough cannoli? 1172 00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,880 What? 1173 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:00,880 Yeah. 1174 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,880 Oh, we should go there tomorrow. 1175 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,760 Order it and bring it to the pool. 1176 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,360 Well they do have that lunch special from 12 to four where you get like your pizza is 1177 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,640 basically, it's 12.95 for all their pizzas. 1178 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640 Really? 1179 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,640 Yeah. 1180 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:15,640 I did not know. 1181 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,640 Dang. 1182 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,640 Like a large pizza? 1183 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,640 Their pizza slices are huge too. 1184 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,520 It's a big enough pizza to where you and I could share one and be fine. 1185 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,520 Yeah. 1186 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,280 You can pick it up on your way. 1187 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,280 Okay. 1188 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,280 What kind do you want? 1189 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,280 Cheese? 1190 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,280 Duh. 1191 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,280 We're so vanilla. 1192 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,280 All day, every day. 1193 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:36,360 We want our cheese and our pumpkin spice latte except for I don't like pumpkin spice lattes. 1194 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,360 I don't either. 1195 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,360 I know. 1196 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,360 I was just saying that we're like basic bitches. 1197 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,200 I thought you were naming things that the two of us like that normal people don't like. 1198 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,200 Oh no. 1199 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,200 We're just like basic. 1200 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,200 That's what I was trying to call us. 1201 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,200 Yeah. 1202 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,280 I was trying to think. 1203 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,280 What do you usually get from Starbucks that I've ordered it before? 1204 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,440 I don't remember. 1205 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,560 I mean I like a couple different things. 1206 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,200 She likes iced coffee. 1207 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200 Salted caramel. 1208 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,240 Oh, salted caramel mocha frappuccino? 1209 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:04,240 No. 1210 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,240 God, no. 1211 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,240 Oh, salted caramel frappuccino? 1212 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,240 No. 1213 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,240 It's a salted caramel cold foam. 1214 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,240 Say it again. 1215 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,240 Cold brew cold foam. 1216 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,240 Oh, that's good too. 1217 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:12,240 I love that. 1218 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,240 Oh man. 1219 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,240 I love the freshness. 1220 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:15,240 You like cold coffee too? 1221 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,240 Yeah. 1222 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,040 I don't drink coffee but if I do, I drink it cold. 1223 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,240 But I do really like the pink drink and the- 1224 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,240 I like the pink drink too. 1225 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,240 The dragon, whatever it's called. 1226 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,240 Fruit? 1227 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,240 The dragon fruit tea that I got you that time. 1228 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,240 Oh, that one was- 1229 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,240 That was from Duncan. 1230 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,240 That was from Duncan. 1231 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,240 That was a little sweet. 1232 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:36,360 Okay, so Starbucks has the teas and they have the strawberry acai berry one. 1233 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,360 Yes, that's good. 1234 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,360 And you get it with lemonade. 1235 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,360 It's so good. 1236 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,800 I like to get mine with the coconut milk. 1237 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,800 It's very delicious. 1238 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,800 Well, I love hot coffee. 1239 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,800 I do not like cold coffee. 1240 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,560 I don't know how people can drink hot coffee in the summertime. 1241 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,640 I drink coffee every single morning. 1242 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,400 How do you drink hot coffee in the summertime? 1243 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400 Honestly- 1244 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,400 I sweat when I look at coffee. 1245 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,040 What is your morning routine? 1246 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,040 I'm curious about this, honestly. 1247 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,040 Me too, because I feel like you go to bed at 7 PM. 1248 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,560 I know, and if she gets up, I go to work way before we do. 1249 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,680 Honestly, if someone tells me good morning, I'm annoyed if I have not had my coffee yet. 1250 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,720 So can you tell us about your morning routine real quick? 1251 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,440 Because you get up, Santana, what time do you get to work? 1252 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,040 I try to get to work by 6, 6 and 5 in the late afternoon. 1253 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,040 Vomit, right? 1254 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,040 Oh, jeez. 1255 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,040 I was in the bed when she texted me this morning. 1256 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,560 That's why I said I was annoyed when I was like I was been there for like two hours. 1257 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,280 All I had to do was roll over and get out. 1258 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:37,120 But I typically set my alarm for 5 and I'm so- well, okay, that's a lot. 1259 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,600 You go quick in the morning then. 1260 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,600 Yeah, that's bad. 1261 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,280 I do 445, snooze, snooze twice. 1262 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,480 So I'm usually up by like 522. 1263 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,880 That's a long snooze for you. 1264 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,400 Oh my God, I'm so bad at snoozing. 1265 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,520 And you're at work, you get up at 522 and you're at work by 6? 1266 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,480 No, no, 615 usually. 1267 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,720 I say 6 to 615. 1268 00:47:58,720 --> 00:47:59,720 I have to sleep- 1269 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:02,520 Well, she's not taking a shower and wash her hair in the morning. 1270 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,520 I take a shower. 1271 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,880 I take a shower every morning. 1272 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,200 You don't wash your hair though? 1273 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,400 I try to wash my hair the night before. 1274 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,800 It's a hair wash night. 1275 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,960 Like tonight or last night was not one clearly. 1276 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:18,000 I wash my hair on Tuesdays. 1277 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,840 When I went to work, I wash my hair every week, every day. 1278 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,960 But now I haven't washed my hair all week. 1279 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,360 I used to do that. 1280 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:31,000 And then like, I don't know why, but like getting up, like I remember before I even 1281 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,680 got this promotion, like I would be at work, I would be there at 6 a.m. 1282 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,480 And I'm like, how did I do that? 1283 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:38,360 I don't know how I did that. 1284 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,200 So my, I guess what I was trying to get at with your- 1285 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,200 I'm sorry. 1286 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,200 No, no, no, you're fine. 1287 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,200 My morning routine? 1288 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,920 Yes, my question, I think I need to be more specific is based on the time that you get 1289 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,280 up, how do you drink your hot coffee? 1290 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,400 Do you drink it and then get ready or do you take it home? 1291 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,400 I can tell you. 1292 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400 I can tell you. 1293 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,400 So I get up in the morning, jump in the shower as quick as possible, take the quickest shower 1294 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,480 as possible. 1295 00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,200 I take the dogs out, I give them their medicine. 1296 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,480 I start my coffee. 1297 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,120 I change into my work clothes. 1298 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:09,640 I take my coffee on the go and I'm typically drinking it on my way to work. 1299 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,640 Okay. 1300 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,640 That makes sense. 1301 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,240 Because I didn't know if you were one of those that has to like wake up in the morning and 1302 00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:19,520 slowly like drink your coffee first before like you do anything else. 1303 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,400 Now the weekends I like to relax and that's what I do. 1304 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,960 I'll get up, I'm not taking a shower yet. 1305 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:30,080 I'm going to sit there, I'm going to enjoy my coffee and then I'll shower. 1306 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:36,160 But on the work days I am like rush, rush, rush, rush, drinking my coffee on the go. 1307 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,280 But I make my coffee every morning and I like it hot. 1308 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,280 And Duncan's- 1309 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,280 Duncan Creamer. 1310 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,280 Yes. 1311 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,760 Brendan sent out a group message because he was like, I don't know who likes this, but 1312 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,720 I know somebody does and it's so good this week. 1313 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,720 At a store near you. 1314 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:58,320 So like later that day I messaged Sarah, oh, that's the day I messaged Sarah and I'm like, 1315 00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,080 hey, when are you due for a pedicure? 1316 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,080 Blah, blah, blah. 1317 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,080 I got very confused. 1318 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:03,080 Anyway- 1319 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,080 Oh, because I go girl, now. 1320 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,080 I know. 1321 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,080 I go, oh wow. 1322 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:10,880 Because I think she's getting a pedicure after one hour. 1323 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,880 And I don't know what happened next, but I was like, oh, I'm sorry. 1324 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:14,880 I confused you. 1325 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:15,880 I need one now. 1326 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,880 I'm not getting one right now. 1327 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,880 Oh, okay. 1328 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880 So when are you getting one? 1329 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:25,360 So I'm slowly trying to hint for her to ask me to go get one and she never did. 1330 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:26,360 So I asked her- 1331 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:31,480 Well, I said I put it on my calendar for Saturday morning and she was like, well, do you want 1332 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,480 to go Friday afternoon? 1333 00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,920 I was like, hell yeah. 1334 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,920 And then I texted her and I was like, I'm on my way to get this creamer that I really 1335 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,920 love. 1336 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,920 Yeah. 1337 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,360 Because it's on sale somewhere. 1338 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,360 On the Bogues. 1339 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,360 Yeah. 1340 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,160 And I'm going to buy one, get one. 1341 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,520 So I'm going to get four. 1342 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,520 I came home for them. 1343 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,520 Do you have four of them? 1344 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,520 Yeah. 1345 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,800 Does it, how long, does it not go bad? 1346 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,400 No, she drinks it every day. 1347 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,760 I drink it every single day. 1348 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:59,760 I didn't know what it was like to go through creamer until like my mom and Mitch, when 1349 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:05,360 they come down here, they like a specific creamer and they like, huh? 1350 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,360 It's important. 1351 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:10,480 They like this creme brulee creamer and it's, I think it's international delight. 1352 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,280 I can't, I can't remember. 1353 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,280 Maybe it's coffee made. 1354 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,280 I don't know. 1355 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,520 Anyways, regardless, they will bring their creamer down here with them. 1356 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,040 And it's like a whole thing. 1357 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:27,080 And I didn't know how much creamer I went through because I wasn't really like a huge 1358 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,080 coffee drinker. 1359 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:33,920 I made my own cold brew, which was literally like buying a thing on Amazon, putting some, 1360 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:39,560 you know, coffee grinds in there and water and letting that shit sit for 12 to 24 hours, 1361 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:40,560 whatever. 1362 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,560 And it wasn't that big. 1363 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,480 So I could only have like two or three cups out of it. 1364 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,760 It's a very long process that I'm not down for. 1365 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,840 So then when I started dating Brandon, I knew that he was a coffee drinker. 1366 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,320 So I bought a coffee machine, coffee maker, coffee machine. 1367 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,320 Same thing. 1368 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,800 That's what they're called. 1369 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:56,800 Yeah, whatever. 1370 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,160 And so I am a creamer drinker. 1371 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:00,640 He was drinking it black. 1372 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:04,520 Well then this guy decides that he wants to start drinking creamer. 1373 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:11,280 So with two people drinking creamer, in coffee, like almost every day we go through creamer 1374 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:12,280 like a motherfucker. 1375 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,800 How many cups of coffee do you guys drink in a day? 1376 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:16,800 Two at least. 1377 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:22,960 So I only drink one, but I do, I double mine when I make it to go in the morning. 1378 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,960 Like a big one? 1379 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:24,960 Like a big pour? 1380 00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,680 Yeah, so I do, I do a 20 or a 12 ounce and then I do another 12 ounce. 1381 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,320 Oh, like in a Keurig? 1382 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1383 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,320 Yeah. 1384 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:34,560 So basically you're having two and a half cups of coffee. 1385 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:35,560 Yeah. 1386 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:39,800 But on the weekends, I do probably drink like three during the day. 1387 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,640 That's a lot of caffeine. 1388 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,640 I don't drink, I drink like one Mountain Dew, one Diet Mountain Dew. 1389 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,440 And honestly, I'm so excited. 1390 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,440 I just bought a new coffee maker and coffee machine. 1391 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,840 Wait, you just got a fricking Nespresso. 1392 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,880 Okay, I haven't unpacked it yet. 1393 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,120 Oh my God. 1394 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120 I was at a store. 1395 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,120 She's going to be like my mom. 1396 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,120 Did I tell you about my mom? 1397 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:05,120 I was at a store and it was on sale. 1398 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,280 So I'm like, oh my God, it's meant to be. 1399 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:13,040 So like one side does like, okay, you remember we went to the lake for Abby's and they had 1400 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:18,760 that coffee maker that had the singles and then the pot. 1401 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,760 Yes, it's a Keurig. 1402 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,760 I got that. 1403 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:21,760 I am so happy. 1404 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,760 I'm happy. 1405 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,760 I'm a happy person. 1406 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:30,520 So you can make your own cup if you're mad at a Aeron or you can make a whole pot for 1407 00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:31,520 everybody. 1408 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,520 Aeron doesn't drink coffee. 1409 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:33,520 Oh shoot. 1410 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,520 I'm the only one. 1411 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,520 What does he drink? 1412 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,520 Beer? 1413 00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,520 Probably. 1414 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:45,120 But honestly, he likes like cold Frappuccino, like the Starbucks cold ones. 1415 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,320 You can get it like Walmart or whatever. 1416 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,320 Yeah. 1417 00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:51,320 Like the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1418 00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,720 So we went to a wholesale store. 1419 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:58,600 I'm not naming it, but we got a pack of those. 1420 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,840 He went through those so quick and they were expensive. 1421 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,680 So I was like, I'm not getting any more of those. 1422 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:09,400 So he can just drink the sun kiss that's in the refrigerator and be done with it. 1423 00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,640 But I drink coffee. 1424 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,680 I love coffee. 1425 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,680 Love coffee. 1426 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,680 I like coffee too. 1427 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,640 And I'll drink it hot, but I don't drink mine very quickly. 1428 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,340 And so like when it, cause I work from home, so I just, you know, it goes into a coffee 1429 00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:24,200 cup and I put my creamer in there. 1430 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,600 And then, you know, my first like quarter of the cup is like hot and the rest of it 1431 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,800 is like, you know, room temperature. 1432 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:38,560 I would rather be, if I were to drink coffee, even tea, like I will, um, I'll let it sit 1433 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,280 out and I'll be like, I can't drink it when it's hot. 1434 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,760 And then it sits and once it's like cold, I'm like, this is good. 1435 00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,260 No, it's not cold. 1436 00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:46,260 It's like room temp. 1437 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,260 Yeah. 1438 00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:48,260 I like it. 1439 00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:49,260 Yeah. 1440 00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:50,260 But I like to drink tea. 1441 00:54:50,260 --> 00:54:51,260 It's like burning my mouth. 1442 00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:52,260 Yeah. 1443 00:54:52,260 --> 00:54:53,260 No, I can't. 1444 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:54,700 You have like old man mouth, don't you? 1445 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:57,800 That's what we call it when you can drink really, really hot stuff and it like burns 1446 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,520 your mouth and everybody else is like, whoa. 1447 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:04,080 I think it's because, and I used to drink my coffee black, to be honest. 1448 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,080 You did? 1449 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,080 Yeah. 1450 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,080 I did too. 1451 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,040 When I, when I did like, um, keto kind of stuff. 1452 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:15,200 So I honestly, I started drinking coffee at a very young age because like my dad, my dad 1453 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:19,920 loved coffee and I was like, always wanted to be like this, like dad, watch me. 1454 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,560 Like I'm like you kind of thing, you know? 1455 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,560 That's why you're so short. 1456 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,560 Probably. 1457 00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,560 I was like, me too. 1458 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,560 I started drinking it early too. 1459 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,560 How tall was Wawa? 1460 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:35,160 Wawa was probably like five, nine at the tallest. 1461 00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,520 Like seriously, he was not that tall. 1462 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,680 My grandpa was probably like five, six. 1463 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:45,120 I'm not going to lie, but he was the cutest little thing ever. 1464 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,400 Well, Tina's not very tall either. 1465 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,400 No, she's not. 1466 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,840 But anyway, so like, I'm not even kidding you before high school, like I know when I 1467 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:56,240 was probably like elementary school, going to middle school, my dad would drink black 1468 00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:00,960 coffee and my brother and I would just drink black coffee with him. 1469 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,000 And I drink coffee too. 1470 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,360 My parents are like, no, my parents will like feed me like Frappuccinos when I was little 1471 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,360 and that's why I'm short. 1472 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,520 I was all, it helps with my ADD. 1473 00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:13,520 Like it's a stimulant. 1474 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:14,520 It is. 1475 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,160 I maybe, why do you not drink coffee? 1476 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:21,600 Because I take stimulants and if I freaking drink the coffee, coffee makes me anxious 1477 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:26,160 and it makes me have to poop a lot and I already poop enough. 1478 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,160 I'm just saying. 1479 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,200 Coffee poops are different than like a regular poop. 1480 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:34,560 Coffee, if I have, that's probably what my food sensitivity is. 1481 00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,560 What about eggs? 1482 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,560 Is coffee. 1483 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,560 What about eggs? 1484 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,560 No, I eat eggs. 1485 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,560 Eggs? 1486 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,760 Yeah, but do you poop after eggs? 1487 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,760 I don't know. 1488 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,760 I don't think so. 1489 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,760 I mean, I'm sure I poop at some point, but not like right after. 1490 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,760 Honestly, I don't have. 1491 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,160 Eggs upset my stomach sometimes, but I love them. 1492 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,160 Oh. 1493 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:56,440 I should not even be saying this on this, but I do not have the best bowel movements 1494 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,360 and I really don't. 1495 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:02,160 I poop maybe like twice a week if I'm like. 1496 00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,160 Oh my God. 1497 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,360 I would be in such a bad mood if I were you. 1498 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,680 I poop like four times a day. 1499 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,680 I'm pretty sure I've already pooped like four times today. 1500 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:14,680 Yes. 1501 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:15,680 That is not true. 1502 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,160 I pooped this morning. 1503 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,840 I woke up and I pooped like 30 minutes. 1504 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,320 I didn't even have anything to eat. 1505 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,320 I was like, dang, I'm already pooping. 1506 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,320 I didn't have anything. 1507 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,040 And then 30 minutes later, I pooped again, still had no food. 1508 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,640 I really think I should go to the doctor because when I finally do have to poop, I have like 1509 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,640 the worst flipping stomach cramps in my entire life. 1510 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:35,640 Yeah. 1511 00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,640 You need to take some fiber or something. 1512 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:42,360 Well, yeah, I try, but I get lost. 1513 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,200 I can't believe you as much coffee as you drink, you don't poop. 1514 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,200 I can't either. 1515 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,200 It's wild to me. 1516 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,200 Honestly, I know. 1517 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,200 And that's what a lot of people say. 1518 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,160 I mean, I have a pretty decent diet. 1519 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:56,280 I do eat a lot of junk, but at the same time, I, oh, wait, what? 1520 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,280 What were we? 1521 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,280 Oh, poop. 1522 00:57:58,280 --> 00:57:59,280 I want to know about your poops. 1523 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,280 No. 1524 00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:04,160 Let's finish this poop story because this is very interesting to me. 1525 00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,160 I know, we're going, babe. 1526 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,160 Can we already post this? 1527 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,680 Are we all cool with me talking about poops on there? 1528 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,680 I'm married. 1529 00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,680 I'm already married. 1530 00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:15,800 Look, if somebody, look, I will not poop in front of somebody. 1531 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:16,800 I'm not. 1532 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,800 I'm sorry. 1533 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,800 Are you sitting that way? 1534 00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,800 I'm not. 1535 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,800 I'm not pooping in front of anyone. 1536 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,280 And I don't fart in front of people. 1537 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:23,880 I don't do that stuff unless I have to. 1538 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:24,880 I burped earlier. 1539 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:29,160 If I fart or poop, it's at all an accident. 1540 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,160 Do you not remember the other day? 1541 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,160 I was like, oopsie. 1542 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,160 I was like, oh my God, it just came. 1543 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,160 I had stomach problems. 1544 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:40,160 And then it was like, I stood up and it was like, and I was like, ah. 1545 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:45,160 Well, I was nervous the whole time. 1546 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,120 This was so, y'all, the faces that she was making. 1547 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,840 I just had to ignore them. 1548 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:54,800 Because normally I react and I was just waiting for her to blow chunks all over the place. 1549 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,080 I know, I kept feeling it was going to vomit. 1550 00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:01,680 It was like she was trying to reach for like a gas bubble way down in her stomach and get 1551 00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,680 it out and her faces were just ridiculous. 1552 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:09,760 And I was just like, I'm going to leave it alone because this is her house. 1553 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:10,760 And she's going to throw up everywhere. 1554 00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:11,760 She's going to throw up everywhere. 1555 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,080 And I'm going to go home and let her clean it up. 1556 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,080 And I don't care. 1557 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,080 I probably wouldn't make you clean it up by yourself. 1558 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,840 I knew there was a trash can right there. 1559 00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,120 It's funny because I messaged her on Wednesday. 1560 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,120 I think it was Wednesday and I was like, hey, we're going bowling. 1561 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,000 A few of us are going bowling. 1562 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,840 And she's like, okay, yeah, yeah. 1563 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,220 And then she comes back and says, well, I've been having some stomach issues. 1564 00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:35,880 So it just really depends on how my stomach is feeling. 1565 00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,880 Yeah. 1566 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,960 And I was like, afraid I was going to be like, I had like a bug or something. 1567 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:44,600 And sometimes if you have one of those, it's contagious for like a week after you have 1568 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:45,600 it, I think. 1569 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,720 So, but I don't have it. 1570 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,320 You must have not gone to the doctor when you talked to her then. 1571 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,320 No, I had no. 1572 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,680 She said she was on the doctor the next day. 1573 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,680 Well, because I think she has like a. 1574 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:59,360 It had to have been on Tuesday then because on Wednesday I was like playing it by ear 1575 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:03,080 all day waiting to hear from her about the doctor or whatever. 1576 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,760 And she was like, I'm not contagious. 1577 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,480 And at one point I was like, well, how do you know that? 1578 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,760 And she was like, well, they ran some tests. 1579 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,760 I'm not going to tell you about them. 1580 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,200 I said, well, they stick it up your butt. 1581 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:16,920 I was like, well, they stick it up my butt, but something like that. 1582 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:19,480 I was like, I'm not going to get into the details. 1583 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:20,480 I was supposed to. 1584 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:21,480 I was. 1585 01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,480 Remember? 1586 01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,480 I immediately was like, they stick it up your butt. 1587 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:29,720 Remember, I was supposed to go for a colonoscopy and I remember I was like, Sarah, I might 1588 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,720 need you to come get me. 1589 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,720 Did you have like, did I ever take your. 1590 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,720 Did you ever take your. 1591 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:37,520 Did you ever go get it done? 1592 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:38,520 The doctor. 1593 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,320 I mean, what's wrong with your digestive system? 1594 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:46,000 The doctor had to reschedule it and then I called back a couple of times and they never 1595 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,160 answer and so I finally just gave up. 1596 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:52,800 But I do need to call it because when I do my yearly in like July, my doctor is going 1597 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,600 to give me so much shit. 1598 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,440 And I mean, I want to take it. 1599 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,640 Can I come with you? 1600 01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,640 Can I take you to your. 1601 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,920 Also, Sarah knows my doctor. 1602 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:01,920 Can I take you to. 1603 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:02,920 Oh yeah, I remember. 1604 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,400 We talked about this on here, I think. 1605 01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:05,400 Haven't we? 1606 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,400 We have. 1607 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,400 We talked about it. 1608 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,400 Oh, did you? 1609 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,600 We talked about. 1610 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:13,160 Can I take you to your colonoscopy? 1611 01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,160 Yeah. 1612 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:15,160 Or like pick you up like. 1613 01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:16,160 I want to go. 1614 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,760 Someone has to pick me up and they won't let me Uber either. 1615 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:19,760 Right. 1616 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:20,760 You can't. 1617 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:21,760 You have to have somebody. 1618 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,360 But like when you come out of a colonoscopy, you're so like loopy and like saying the craziest 1619 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,360 things. 1620 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,360 Yeah, you can record. 1621 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,440 OK, you can pick me up. 1622 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:32,600 My dad, I took him to get his like tooth taken out or something and like he came out and 1623 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,600 he was saying. 1624 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:34,600 I remember you saying that you were like. 1625 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,520 He had his like face wrapped up like a little kid. 1626 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:39,440 He was sitting in the parking lot, like working, waiting for. 1627 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,440 Yeah, I had my laptop. 1628 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,280 I know I thought I was going to take like they took. 1629 01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,880 They forgot about him. 1630 01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,280 They left him in there and I finally I called him like three because they called me and 1631 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,280 they told me to come around. 1632 01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:53,440 They're like, oh, whoops, we forgot like we basically like forgot about him. 1633 01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:56,640 And I was sitting out there and I had my laptop on the in my lap. 1634 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,640 It was so hot. 1635 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:02,840 My my phone and my laptop kept giving me like overheating. 1636 01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,840 Yeah, I was like, what is happening? 1637 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,000 Finally, I was like, what the hell is going on? 1638 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 All right, so we'll do an episode. 1639 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:15,280 They will do an episode where I go get my colonoscopy colonoscopy colonoscopy finally 1640 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:16,280 and colonoscopy. 1641 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,280 Oskopie. 1642 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,280 Oskopie. 1643 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,280 Oskopie. 1644 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,280 What colonoscopy? 1645 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,280 Aaron's going to make fun of you. 1646 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,280 How the hell do you pronounce it? 1647 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:26,280 Oskopie. 1648 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,280 Like colon Oskopie. 1649 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,280 Yes. 1650 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,280 Well, that does not sound right. 1651 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,280 But anyway, no, it does not. 1652 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:38,800 Anyways, the whole episode where Sarah drops me off and I'm fine. 1653 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,320 And then Emily picks me up and I'm just a shit show. 1654 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,560 So what is that other word that you say that is so crazy? 1655 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,400 What is the word that we make fun of her for? 1656 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,400 Vulnerable. 1657 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,400 Yeah. 1658 01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,400 Is that it? 1659 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,400 I didn't know what. 1660 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,400 Say it again. 1661 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:53,400 Vulnerable. 1662 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:54,400 You said vulnerable. 1663 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,400 Vulnerable. 1664 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,960 What did she used to say? 1665 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,880 It was not that not even you. 1666 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,760 Like, honestly, Sarah and they were like, oh no, you're talking about pick lock. 1667 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:07,760 Pick lock. 1668 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:08,760 My pick lock. 1669 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:09,760 Pick lock. 1670 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,240 Is it a pig clock or a pick lock? 1671 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:21,280 Well, they thought I was saying pick lock and it is a pig clock. 1672 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:22,840 Yeah, but say it fast. 1673 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,840 Pick lock. 1674 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:24,840 Pick lock. 1675 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:25,840 Is it a pig? 1676 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:32,440 But she used to say the G and your G is like a big pig. 1677 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,400 We were coming home from the beach. 1678 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,760 I know we got to go, but I'm telling the story. 1679 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:42,600 We were coming home from the beach and stuff happened, whatever. 1680 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,440 And my cousin calls me and he's like, I got your pick lock. 1681 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,480 I'm like, well, thank you. 1682 01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:51,560 I made this when I was like a little child. 1683 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,280 OK, it probably wasn't a little child. 1684 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,280 It's really like middle school. 1685 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,640 So anyways, the little thing was hideous. 1686 01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,000 It was scary looking, actually. 1687 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,120 It was a clock that looks like a pig. 1688 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:04,880 It was like she went to a ceramics class and made this when she was seven. 1689 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,760 Yeah, but we made it at school. 1690 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,760 At school. 1691 01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,760 And was it cute? 1692 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,760 No. 1693 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,760 And does it work? 1694 01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,760 Like that's a clock actually. 1695 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,760 It worked. 1696 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:13,760 It did work. 1697 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,000 Back in the day, it worked. 1698 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,760 So anyways, it was a pig. 1699 01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:18,240 Its stomach was the clock. 1700 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:19,240 It had little little hooves. 1701 01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,240 It had like a whole body and stuff. 1702 01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:22,240 Yeah. 1703 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:27,160 OK, but I could not get the neck to connect. 1704 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:33,040 So I put a freaking scarf around it to hold it. 1705 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,280 And then like I couldn't figure out how to do the eyes. 1706 01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:37,320 So I just made like these balls. 1707 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,320 It was scary looking. 1708 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:42,440 But anyways, why haven't I seen it yet? 1709 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,440 You guys never showed me. 1710 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,800 She got really upset. 1711 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,800 You got really upset. 1712 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:53,480 After we saw a pick clock and we were like, what the fuck, Santa? 1713 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,480 And you threw it away? 1714 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,480 It was ugly. 1715 01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,480 They told me it was ugly. 1716 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,040 Just because it's ugly doesn't mean you throw it away. 1717 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,040 Are you sure you threw it away? 1718 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,160 Honestly, I shouldn't have thrown it. 1719 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,160 I did. 1720 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,080 But I shouldn't have because like. 1721 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,360 That's like something, like that's sentimental. 1722 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,560 But yeah, because like the whole point of the story was like. 1723 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,880 What the hell you made her throw it away? 1724 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:11,880 My grandparents. 1725 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,080 We didn't make her throw it away. 1726 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:16,960 My grandparents held on to this ugly pick clock. 1727 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:17,960 Because they loved you so much. 1728 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:18,960 A hundred percent. 1729 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:19,960 We didn't tell her to throw it away. 1730 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:24,480 I didn't even know my grandparents had this pick clock anymore. 1731 01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,040 So like they passed away. 1732 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,680 My cousin's like, hey, we had the auction at the house. 1733 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:29,680 Blah, blah, blah. 1734 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,440 I saved your pick clock. 1735 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:36,600 So like we're heading back home from the beach and like I'm in the car with Sarah and Melanie. 1736 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:37,960 My cousin messaged me that. 1737 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:38,960 I'm like. 1738 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:40,680 He saved my pick clock. 1739 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:41,680 And they're like, what? 1740 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,680 I'm like, my pick clock. 1741 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,640 My cousin saved my pick clock from my grandparents. 1742 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:49,760 I'm like, my grandparents had my pick clock all these years and they're like, pick clock. 1743 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,840 They think I'm saying pick lock. 1744 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:56,160 I get so frustrated with them and I'm like, pig clock. 1745 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,160 Like I was so mad. 1746 01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,160 Does it still sound like pick clock? 1747 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,160 Yes. 1748 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:04,480 You said it once where it sounded like a pig clock, but it does. 1749 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,480 Yeah. 1750 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,480 It sounds like pick. 1751 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,120 Anyways, I'm pretty, I think I'm pretty, I'm a hundred percent sure I threw it away 1752 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:11,120 actually. 1753 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,120 Sarah's with me. 1754 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:15,000 She took it out of the trash once and then I threw it away after she left. 1755 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000 I'm pretty sure she did. 1756 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,360 I did try to save it. 1757 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,360 She did. 1758 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,360 That is so sad, Tana. 1759 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,360 It was scary. 1760 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,360 He was not attractive. 1761 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,360 I would never have thrown it away. 1762 01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:27,360 And then I painted it and it's like, his skin was like. 1763 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,080 He was carrying a blue scarf. 1764 01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,640 But his skin was like flesh charmed. 1765 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:33,640 It was a little creepy. 1766 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,640 It was bad. 1767 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:35,640 Okay. 1768 01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:38,460 So more of the story is just because somebody, your friends make fun of you about something 1769 01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:42,260 that you made that was ugly, doesn't mean that they want you to throw it away. 1770 01:06:42,260 --> 01:06:46,520 They're just saying like, ha ha, you were seven years old and you sucked it ceramic 1771 01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,520 pig clocks. 1772 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:51,800 Everyone out there, keep your pig clocks. 1773 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:52,800 Yes. 1774 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,800 Keep your pig clock. 1775 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:54,800 Just don't pick any locks. 1776 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:55,800 No, it's against the law. 1777 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:56,800 All right. 1778 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,800 Oh my gosh. 1779 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,800 Find us on Instagram. 1780 01:06:58,800 --> 01:06:59,800 Yeah. 1781 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:00,800 Okay. 1782 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:01,800 Thank you guys for joining. 1783 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:02,800 You can find us on Instagram, Thick AF Podcast. 1784 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:03,800 Send us an email at thickafpodcast.gmail.com. 1785 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:15,400 And you can find us wherever you find your podcasts, like subscribe, follow all the things, 1786 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:19,920 share our stuff on Instagram. 1787 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,400 Emily is being so disgusting and blowing bubbles with the saliva on her tongue right now. 1788 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,400 He's something like that. 1789 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:26,400 Thanks for joining us. 1790 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,400 We'll see you next week. 1791 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,400 Thanks for having me. 1792 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:29,400 Toodle-oo. 1793 01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,400 Thanks, Tana. 1794 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:37,400 Bye. 1795 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:42,160 ABCDEFG. 1796 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:50,720 I have to go. 1797 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:59,560 I don't know why it's so good.