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Yeah.
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Yes.
Welcome back.
Hello.
I'm glad to see your face.
I know.
It's been a hot minute.
Yeah, girl.
So, what's been going on with you?
Not a whole lot.
Got on kind of additional dog duty a little bit this week, Brandon is dog sitting for
his sister while they are at the beach with their little girls for spring break.
And so we've got two extra dogs, a black lab and a chocolate pit bull mix.
And they are the sweetest bestest dogs.
And Joleen has had the time of her life while they've been around.
That's so sweet.
What are their names?
Rocky and Telly.
Oh, I thought it was going to be Rocky and Bullwinkle.
No, Rocky and Telly.
Telly, Telly Belly.
Like Telly Tubby kind of.
I don't know.
Oh, okay, cool.
Well, so I've been, I went over the weekend to Atlanta for a last minute trip.
I know.
I didn't even know you.
I was like, Hey, do you want to come to the pool?
And you're like, I'm going to Atlanta.
Yeah.
Rose was like, last minute trip to Atlanta with.
What band did y'all go see?
We saw Big Wild.
Okay.
I've never heard of them.
Well, it's a dude.
I mean, I guess he had, does have like a female band, which, which I kind of want to get into
this actually.
So everybody was like talking about, Oh, he has, he has such an, he has an all female
band and like, and he does.
I mean, I think all the like guitar, like everybody in the band part is female to my
knowledge and, but like, they're like, Oh, that's so amazing.
That's so amazing.
And you know, women coming to be in the whole all female band.
I'm like, but they're still being led by a white man.
I mean, how is that?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Like they're, they're not the headliner.
He is like, he is the, I don't know.
I just thought that, I mean, I get it.
Like cool.
Give us, they, do they want us to give them a cookie or something?
Yeah.
I'm like, yeah, cool.
But like, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Well, did you have fun?
Yeah.
We had a ton of fun.
Um, we had a ton of fun.
It was a good app.
It was at the, I forgot what the place the E, so it's an E, not the element, the, oh
crap.
I don't know.
I forgot what it's called.
I don't know why I'm asking.
Cause like, I really wouldn't know anyways, except for like a couple of venues.
Yeah.
It was, it was good though.
We had a good time.
Yeah.
And we went to like, before that we went- Did y'all spend the night?
Like Piedmont park.
Oh my God.
Let me just, yes, we spent the night.
We went to Piedmont park and I learned that I don't, I can't remember.
I looked it up the other day.
I can't remember how many years ago.
I think it might've been not that long ago.
At first I thought it might've been like 10 years ago, but I think it was only in like
2019 or something, which is gaining on 10 years, but no, it's not really.
It's like five years, right?
Yeah.
Four.
I can't do math.
But this girl and her dog were murdered in Piedmont park.
Like she was walking her dog and they were stabbed.
Like they stabbed the dog, left her there, stabbed her.
Like I think that her head was stabbed like 20 something times.
Her body was stabbed like 50 something times and they carved the words fat into her stomach,
which okay.
So she, I believe I was a lesbian and she wasn't really fat though.
So what I thought was weird is one of the girls that was with us said that she thought
that possibly it was supposed to be fag that was carved into her, but they thought that
it said fat, I guess.
I don't know because she wasn't fat.
I mean it doesn't make it any better.
Right.
Either way.
I mean it's just like fat.
I did not know that's what you were going to say.
They cut her boobs out off, I think.
Oh my God.
And like cut her eye.
It's like the craziest thing.
Left her for dead in the park.
Hate crime either way.
And her girlfriend found her and her dead dog and their dog in the park.
And it was in the middle.
They still haven't solved it.
This person's still on the loose.
Nobody knows.
I mean unless they got arrested for something else, but like yeah.
I didn't know that you were going to say that because I've been to the Piedmont Park area
before, but it was for an entirely different reason.
For like music midtown or something?
No, we just went to the Nook that day and got fish bowl margaritas and they have nachos
made with tater tots.
And so I was like I only have like had an upbeat experience there so I didn't see that
coming.
Yeah, it was crazy.
I was like whoa.
But apparently there are like podcasts and stuff about it.
I need to look them up.
Yeah.
Yes.
I looked up some of the stuff over the weekend when Rose and I were together and I was like
we were at lunch and I was like wow this is actually I mean it's crazy that they especially
that they haven't found any the person that did it yet.
And then it happened in that such a like even at nighttime that park is like super crazy
busy.
Yeah.
Like it's wild.
So I don't know.
Not to be a Debbie Downer or anything.
But yeah we had a great time.
Yeah.
Well I'll also bring some negative news.
Uh oh.
Spaghetti.
No I'm not really.
I was talking to my mom on the way over here and you know it's been a little chilly here
today but the high was still 68.
But when I talked to her she answered the phone she was telling my stepdad get the chicken
started and I was like mom what like what's the deal.
And she's like we're about to get a storm.
We're getting a squall.
Squall is coming.
It'll be here for in and out.
A squall what is a squall.
So I.
Winter is coming.
I pulled up the definition.
So this is.
Really.
That's so funny because I don't know.
So this is March 29th today as we record my mom lives in very very very upstate New York
and so a squall is a sudden violent gust of wind or a localized storm especially one bringing
rain snow or sleet.
So it's only supposed to happen for like a couple of hours but the roads are supposed
to get you know wicked icy and then they're the visibility is just going to be terrible
from the snow.
So in case they lose power they were trying to go ahead and cook dinner before they lose
power so.
They should get some extra dinner too just in case they lose power.
Well I told my mom I was like you need to call Josie's and order some pizza.
She's like no we're not doing that tonight and I was like OK.
OK.
Whatever.
And she was like I just can't wait to get down there.
She was like you know I just need to stay you know healthy for the next couple of years
and I can retire and I was like well girl that don't mean you can get not healthy and
get and start breaking after that.
Like you want to live in your retirement.
She was like yeah wouldn't it be a bitch if we came down south for you know several months
in the winter and it just wasn't sunny.
I was like I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen.
It might be not sunny for like a day.
Yeah this squall just sounds like something a bird would say like squall.
Yeah.
And I thought she got that from like Game of Thrones.
And I knew what it meant just because I've heard her say it before but I wanted to look
up the definition before we got here so I could let everybody know.
So interesting.
It just made me laugh because like I've been out at the pool three or four times now and
they're getting snow.
Well you know what squall would be a good name for a band too I think.
The dirty squall.
Oh the dirty squalls.
Yeah.
Dirty squall.
Yeah.
Anyways that's my news.
All right.
Let's jump right into this FMK for the day for the week.
OK.
So this whole episode we're going to be discussing our favorite mutual show I think.
Love is Blind.
Yeah.
And because I think is that your favorite show out of even like the house or all your
shows that you watch?
I don't know.
It's my favorite Netflix show.
OK.
So but yeah so between me and Sarah it's our favorite show together because she likes the
other shows that I don't really watch and get into but I like this.
So today is the Love is Blind episode part one because we not part one.
I'm saying part one because we're going to be talking about this as it goes because we
have only listened.
There's been what five episodes I think and then more come out on Friday.
Friday.
Yeah.
And so we're 31st.
Yeah.
So as this airs all the episodes will be available for streaming.
Yeah.
So I text Sarah the other day I was like have you started Love is Blind yet?
It was the first day it came out.
I didn't even know it had come out and I popped up Netflix and I was like oh there it is there
it is and I started watching it and it was so good and I was like have you started it
yet?
And she's like I've only watched part of it.
I was like you better start watching because we got to watch this.
She's like I'm going to bed.
I'm so tired.
Blah blah blah.
And I'm like ah you need to stay up and watch this.
It's so good.
But I did binge it throughout the weekend though so I could finish it and make sure
that I was prepared so like I did no last minute watching.
I can't even remember when I finished it but I did.
Well so yeah I did text her on was it Sunday and I was like have you done everything or
it might have been Monday.
I think it was Monday.
I was like hey have you watched everything so that we can talk about it and she's like
no I'm already done and I was like oh I better catch up.
Like I was no I said can we be on the same episode?
Yes and I said well I'm done so you better finish.
So I finished because I had binge that first night when I came on last Friday I was like
I watched like the first like three or four episodes.
I don't know how many there were but so yeah I finished it and then I started watching
I realized I hadn't seen season two so I started watching that.
So anyways our FMK is going to be.
It's going to be the guys and the girls of the couples who matched.
Well not and not all of them so we're only picking three.
So for the men for the boys FMK Kwame, Zach and Paul and Kwame is I'm just gonna stop
there okay you go first.
You want me to go first?
Yeah.
Okay well I don't necessarily think all three of them are tool bags but I feel very strongly
about poor Paul just I don't know he he's weird and he needs to I think he might need
a little bit of therapy if he's not already in it and he needs some.
Why do you think he needs therapy?
Some social skills because he had a traumatic childhood.
Wait what was the traumatic childhood?
His mom was a stripper.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah wait that was Paul I thought that was Zach that was Zach no that
was that you're right you're right you're right okay I'm I can't see should we you can't
see him I'll make them bigger nails over here but the computer's too far away from me so
I can't read okay I'm talking about Zach.
Yes he needs some therapy and some social skills.
He's not a scientist he's the criminal defense attorney too.
Yes correct.
And then Paul is the environmental scientist.
I'm okay with him he like isn't doesn't thrill me or anything but I don't think that he's
like a raging douchebag and then Kwame he's like a reincarnated SK from the previous season
who's gonna be a cheater cheater pumpkin eater so I'm killing him.
Wait did SK cheat?
Hell yeah.
Why do I not remember him cheating?
Uh yeah he so you had I loved her.
Okay I have watched oh yes I have I think I did.
Well if you watched after the alter you would have seen where SK proposed to her again.
Oh snap.
And then they I think announced it at the or they announced that they were dating at
the reunion and then there was another thing that came out and he cheated again.
Oh I didn't see that part.
Okay.
So they are donezo.
Gotcha yeah so Kwame I so this is I'm just gonna say that this is our our first impressions
based on the first couple episodes.
Yeah.
We may change our mind we should probably come back next time and do.
Yeah I'm totally fine with that.
But so you are gonna kill Kwame.
I'm gonna kill Kwame.
I'm going to fuck Zach and I'm gonna marry Paul.
Okay yeah yeah okay yeah same same.
Wait yes I'm going to yeah same for me.
I mean the only other thing I would do is marry Zach and fuck Paul like that's interchangeable.
Kwame is a no hold bar like he's gone.
No he's done yeah done donezo dude.
Like you screwed up and he seemed in the beginning like he was gonna be a good dude.
A hundred percent.
And then here he comes like being like and basically he just wants to be on that show.
He just went to Chelsea because he was like oh I can't get who was it uh Micah.
Yeah.
Which honestly like Micah and Kwame I can't see them together at all.
I know I have to like when Jessica was on in one of our earlier episodes I talked about
like the initial impression and appearance of the folks that were gonna be on the show
and them being you know slightly less attractive than previous seasons and I thought that that
was gonna end up being a good thing because it meant that these people just don't they
don't just want to be on the show.
I'm a liar that was the wrong impression to have right because there are definitely people
on this season who just want to be on TV.
Yeah in my opinion Kwame is the least attractive of the dudes that at least that made it.
I don't know we didn't I didn't get to see much of the other guys that right but like
Kwame no and he's the one that's just like up there like trying to be whoever he is but
I don't know we're gonna move on to the girls and we'll get into the details of the the
couples later.
Yeah.
Okay so for the for the female situation we got Micah, Irina, and Chelsea and I want to
go first on this one because I have feel very very strongly about this.
Irina you suck.
Like you just suck you suck to begin with you sucked in the in not in the pot like in
the pods you didn't suck with the dudes you suck well you kind of did but like with the
girls in the living space she was such a you know what.
Well she was sneaky and stuff yeah and she was like giving one of that girl I think it
was Amber who got the flowers at one point yeah being like oh my god those are so pretty
when she brought flowers back or whatever and then immediately turned around and was
talking shit.
Yeah.
Like she's the worst and then but like Micah was her friend in there yeah which is funny
because they are kind of like Irina likes Micah's boo who was it Paul?
Yeah.
Yeah Paul.
So okay so I'm killing Irina for sure I'm gonna fuck Micah because I she's friends with
Irina and I think she's kind of cute like she's and she's but she's also I kind of
want to kill her too but I'm killing Irina she's worse Micah sucks because of the way
that she's treating Paul even though I kind of think Paul might be oblivious to it but
like and she's like going over there and talking to Kwame.
Yeah I think that's very fair.
And Chelsea I'm gonna marry her because she is like just taking the punches like and just
like I hate it for her.
She's giving bad bitch energy for sure.
Yeah and she's just like yeah she is.
She's not putting up with bullshit she's not gonna be taken through the ringer.
But she's not also like starting drama about it.
Like she's like letting that she's like letting Kwame go and talk to Micah but then when it
starts to get a little weird she's like no this needs to be handled.
If they had been if she had approached them when all of them were drinking when they were
talking in the pool Kwame and Micah it would have been a disaster.
Yeah this it's and she's she's grown I mean how old is she?
31.
I I want to know if that is the correct age and the only reason why I say that is because
I remember her saying at one point something about 36 years of my life.
That was Tiffany.
Was it?
Yeah because I remember that there was a whole thing yeah.
All right.
She was like okay and she went into her age and stuff about how because she's 37.
I thought it was Chelsea for some reason so thank you for keeping me honest.
Yeah.
So she does kind of look like she might be older but.
I don't know if she's 31.
It says 31 on the website.
I know but anyway okay so I think I have to do exactly what you did with the dudes and
I got to side with you on this one.
I totally agree with you.
Irina can kick rocks and I mean.
Kick rocks Irina.
Micah would probably be a good time in bed and Chelsea would be like you're ride or die.
Yeah for sure Irina you suck.
Emily is literally just looking at her photo and like talking to it.
And she's not even cute either like and she's like going around like pretending like she's
like the cutest girl of all of them.
Like no I mean she's okay but like no you are not the cutest of them.
I think it's great to have confidence but not when it's mean girl confidence.
Exactly.
Well she's also how old 26 years old.
Yeah but like still that's old enough to not be like that.
That is old enough to not act like that but you know it sounds also like her background
was probably a little difficult and traumatizing and sometimes when things happen like that
and you know an adolescent age then you you know kind of stop maturing.
What says on here that she's a business owner.
Do you remember what she said they said she does for.
I don't think so.
I wonder yeah no like what type of business.
She's probably at least it doesn't say she's probably entrepreneur.
Maybe she's in multi level marketing.
Or nothing.
Yeah probably.
Okay so I just let's let's jump into like the rest of this love is blind.
So first thing I want to.
Can I start.
Just hear me out on this one.
So Melanie says here's my hot take and possibly a premature hot take but I don't think so.
I think Micah is a bitch and I think she's always been a bitch.
I think she's exactly the kind of mean girl who would have made Irena feel like shit because
of her acne and her immigrant family and I think she can see that everyone to win and
she's not a winner.
She's a loser and if I haven't said it yet a bitch.
Is that the only thing she said.
Yeah.
Okay.
I completely agree.
Like and I can see that and but it's kind of seems like maybe Micah is the one that
was like egging on Irena but like I agree with that.
I said one point she was like go listen to them.
Yes exactly.
She and like Irena went in like head behind the.
Irena did the dirty work.
Micah was pulling the puppet strings is is how I feel about it.
Right.
And I think it there shouldn't have been any like Micah should have let Amber who's the
girl that Paul you know said you know no to and I don't want to continue this anymore.
She was a flight attendant.
She was real cute girl and she had been married twice before but there's no need for that.
If she's coming in crying girl you know he just dumped her.
Let it live.
Let her have her moment.
Why do you need to know the details?
Ask your man the next time you talk to him.
Right.
Yeah.
Don't like sit there and you know try to overhear what's going on with this poor girl sitting
in the corner crying.
Yeah that was just like drama annoying but you know what I guess it's good for the show.
So I have a question about this.
Okay so let me just away from the Micah thing.
So when they go on a date do they not know what who's in the pod when they go on the
dates.
They'll go in there and be like hey oh I thought it was someone I thought it was the
other person or.
It sounds like they don't and the only reason why I say this is because in season two Shane
mistook Natalie for Shana at one point so I don't think that they know who they're meeting
with.
I think that they're just being told that they have a date.
Yeah so I get confused on whether or not they like know because they'll come in they're
like hey who's this.
So like I think in season two when I went back one of it was the guy that you told me
what was his name again.
Yeah Shane and Natalie and Shana mixed up.
Natalie was like so upset.
Yeah and then that's how it kind of like all fell apart I think.
Yeah it was like well and you gotta but I think you gotta think that they probably do
that for that specific purpose of you know they can't see each other.
They are talking to these people for hours on end and they should you know recognize
their voice so I think they producers do that on purpose.
Okay so do you I wonder do they like have like process of elimination where like okay
well I don't want to date you anymore so you're no longer on my list and they're not going
to put me in the same room with you anymore or like how does that's where I get confused.
I don't know there's a girl the girl named Kelly from season one has definitely put some
like TikToks and Instagram stories and stuff out there giving like a little bit of the
behind the scenes information and I can't remember exactly what she said.
I sent it to Leanne and Jessica one time and I should go pull it back up but I'm sure you
know that we could dig into that and figure out exactly you know how they do that.
Yeah I think it's why.
I mean they're up till wee hours of the morning sometimes which is exactly why Tiffany fell
asleep on Brett.
Oh my god yeah that was the first thing on my list is that Tiffany but okay so but Tiffany
and Brett were like he was about to show like basically tell her that he was going to propose
to her.
He was telling her that.
He was like he was saying I really like I love you those things.
Yes.
And she fucking fell asleep on him.
She was like snoring.
Oh yeah she was out and then you know Melanie had messaged me and she was like do you think
she passed out because she was drunk and I was like I don't know I was like I do know
that they're up till all hours of the night they're clearly drinking because sometimes
they are sloppy and when the girls they came back they were like get her some water.
Let's get her some water yeah like let's get her and she was just like yeah party like
she didn't even like if I had fallen asleep and I woke up the first thing I would have
thought was oh snap I fell asleep on my date.
She did feel bad.
She did feel bad but like she woke up and was just like they were all dancing and stuff
and she was like oh yeah dancing.
I think it took her a minute to realize what happened and Brett was pissed.
He was like I'm done.
Yes he was done.
For Brett though I was sad for him and I was like when that happened I was like oh my gosh
you have to watch this.
Listen when and when he came back in there and they did meet again the first thing that
she did was apologize and acknowledge you know his feelings.
I'm surprised he even went back in there.
Well I don't he may not have a choice to go back in there they're gonna make him have
a conversation after something like that for sure for TV.
Hell yeah.
Oh absolutely they're gonna do that.
People just don't care about people's feelings okay.
Well but he could just up and leave.
Like does he have a contract that says that he can't leave whenever he wants to?
Who knows?
We don't know.
But I will suggest this just random um random what do you call it um wreck watch what's
it called Unreal I think and I can't remember if it was on like Lifetime or what TV station
was on but it was this show about like almost like a bachelor bachelorette type situation
but it was a the plot revolved around the producers and show runners of the show and
it was not a reality show this was like a scripted TV show there were like three seasons
and it is wild the things how these producers produce these people when it's an unscripted
reality show type thing you know they're there to poke and prod and ask the questions that
viewers have or based on you know the footage that's been captured or whatever and so you
know that they're they don't care about those feelings they're gonna make him go back in
there and talk to her absolutely.
So yeah that was I mean I was I was surprised.
All right so how do you feel about Brett and Tiffany?
Like what do you think about their whole relationship?
I think out of all of the couples they are definitely going to be the most likely to
make it to the end.
Yeah same.
I feel like they're the they're the oldest in the group first of all he's 36 and she's
37 and I think that they are going to be the most mature I think I still think you know
at this point in time they haven't gotten back to the real world you know to do the
last like three weeks or whatever it is before they get to you know the the wedding day or
whatever but as of you know right now I definitely think they're gonna make it.
I agree I definitely I agree with that.
Something wild is gonna have to happen to change my mind on that.
Yeah for sure.
So okay so let's move on to Kwame and old blonde girl Micah.
So in the beginning so Kwame doesn't end up with Micah because Micah chooses Paul.
So she broke up I guess this was it that Paul did Paul come and say hey I want to be with
you and then that's when Michael was like okay I'm gonna go tell Kwame or did she I
can't remember.
She kept using the phrase slow burn.
Yes I was so confused.
I know I am too.
She was like it needs to be a slow burn and I was like huh?
This is my take on that.
I think that is her way of participating in this show but also letting the men know she's
not gonna give it up in the bedroom.
I didn't get that vibe but that's an interesting take on that.
I was thinking that she was trying to say it should be a slow burn because she was trying
to take it slow and I think that Kwame was like jumping in real fast real quick.
Well I think we're saying the same thing ish.
Oh yeah but you mean give it up like sex right?
I do but I mean I think that she's using that phrase to say exactly what you just said take
the relationship slow but I also think it was like the underlying tone was don't expect
to get in my pants on this honeymoon.
So but she said that to Kwame.
She said the same thing to Paul.
When she was breaking up with Kwame.
She said the same thing to Paul when she accepted his proposal.
But why would she say it to Kwame if she was breaking up with him?
I don't know.
She was like it's supposed to be a slow burn so basically no.
I was thinking that is maybe I mean I don't know I don't feel like I have no idea.
I thought that was odd but I thought what was really messed up was that she broke up
with Kwame after she told them they were good together or like whatever she said.
She was like oh and then and even he was like I don't know about y'all but I think that's
messed up right?
And I was like yeah like I'm surprised nobody's like I was like didn't she just go to him
and say she wanted to be with him basically and then as soon as she talked to Paul and
he was like I'm gonna be with you.
She was like just kidding.
Peace out Kwame.
Oh 100 percent.
I think that she was stringing both along until she got far enough with whoever she
felt you know most comfortable compatible with or whatever.
And I think she's figuring out now that she probably made the wrong choice because the
question of you know them Micah and Kwame not ending up together keeps popping up.
When I know Paul is weird but he's really attractive.
Oh he's very cute and he has a good job and he seems like a genuinely good person.
But he no I mean yeah yes but okay I think he's a genuinely genuinely good person but
he's very he's weird and he looks okay what's weird is he looks kind of like a Brody a Brody.
Brody Jenner?
But like not well yeah he looks like Brody Jenner too but he like any Brody he looks
like his name should be Brody and he's like a bro's bro.
Like he looks like and he talks like it.
I totally don't get those vibes at all.
I think he's oblivious.
I think that he lives in environmental science world and he might lack some social skills
also but I do not get bro vibes.
He talks like he's a bro like a surfer dude but he doesn't he like is weird it's very
strange and then did you hear him talk about the type of girls that he used to date?
I don't I didn't pick up on that.
Like before this he would normally date girls that would were like artists and and they
were more granola and they were kind of hippie and they would wear like they would have like
paint all over them and like overalls or whatever and I was like what?
He's like Micah is very different than what I would normally date and I'm just like huh?
That's very odd to me.
Like I don't know looking at him I just see more of a dude that's like in a frat.
Oh I don't at all.
And the way that he talks except the except for the things that he talks about are weird.
No I don't get those vibes.
You don't?
I don't know why.
He's a experimental scientist.
He is granola.
Like my notes when we were watching this are it's literally curly head dude is weird AF
like a Brody and Bro's a Brody Bro's bro is what I put curly head dude and then and then
I'm putting parentheses Kwame and curly heads dudes convo after he broke up with Amber which
I don't really remember what they talked.
Oh oh oh oh they talked about um he was like.
He was like I can't be happy for him because essentially I know what that means if he broke
up with Amber he's gonna pick Micah.
No Paul kept saying something about the villain.
Do you know do you remember what I'm talking about?
It was so weird.
Yes I do.
That whole conversation he was like I'm the villain in my own story or something like
that and uh what's his name Kwame was like the funny thing about it is I thought you
were the villain in my story or something.
I was like this is the weirdest part oh god yeah so okay so what else you got like I have
so many notes like the girl this is okay so we've already talked about um about how I
don't like Irina and you don't like her either and my note in here I'm just gonna read it
straight from this the girl who is friends with Micah is annoying AF like listening on
in on their convo while Amber is crying after she got broken up with I literally and that
was Irina I'll tell you what I wrote I wrote closed off to Zach immature during important
conversation he was right to call it off with her waiting to see if Bliss gives him a second
chance oh my gosh like I really wonder even more like I it was cringy to watch some of
their conversations like it was cringy to watch them meet one another after you know
proposals or whatever when she literally sat there and told him that he needed to blink
for bitch oh that was so weird it's so that was like when they first met yes I was like
oh when they first met I was like whoa it's not gonna work out when they had the conversation
that was like the pre conversation to the actual like let's break it off when they were
like outside in like a cabana situation this dumb girl is sitting there not answering and
responding to anything that he's saying nothing she's like walking away from it like yeah
like yeah like she put her head a pillow over her head that's exactly what I was gonna say
I mean he was like if you don't like me just let me know and like we can squash this and
call it a day and she's just stringing it out she just wanted to stay on the show and
not have to go away from paradise and be able to hang out with Paul I mean it is just the
wildest thing to me and she when she put that pillow over her face I wanted to come through
that day she said and pull talking I'm I'm listening or she said keep talking I can hear
you or something yeah I was like that is so immature and just completely disrespectful
like this man chose you sight unseen he is trying to make an effort to go through this
experiment in this process with you and you are being an asshole yeah she was being and
she was mean about it like yeah she wasn't I know how it is sorry I can't meet you you
know halfway with this it's I just you know I'm not feeling it she was just like almost
like ghosting him in person oh yeah for sure like and so I know how it is to kind of like
try to date somebody and like not be able to jump on that like sexual attraction boat
I guess yeah train whatever you want to call it and but I hopefully I was not like the
type of person that would just like be blatantly rude about she was so rude I feel like there's
a huge difference in the way that she acted she didn't even have to have sex with this
man that's not what it was about no she wasn't even giving him the time of day to get to
talk to him yeah like she had already talked to him and she apparently really liked him
because she accepted his proposal right so why can't she talk to him now I mean it was
just wild to me it was like she's all reminds me of this is the analogy I'm gonna give for
her she is an internet troll who is sitting behind a keyboard and his little keyboard
warrior troll you know writing all these mean things about people and whatever and then
a sleuth like helps find her on the internet and somebody that she's wrong approaches her
and she's like I don't I don't know how to test kidding yeah yeah yeah I can see that
yeah mm-hmm yeah that she's she's the worst she's legit the worst okay so let me okay
so the first couple let's let's kind of dial it back on the arena for a minute because
she's crazy the first couple that the first guy that proposes is Brett and he is it Tiffany
yep to Tiffany and they she's the one that fell asleep and we talked about that already
which was crazy but then so the next episode they do the reveal and I don't know did you
notice anything about the reveal that was weird there specifically well like any all
of them I just I just noticed some things like Brett's outfit was weird it was like
our sparkly rose gold kind of looking like jacket with a white turtleneck and his jacket
matched her eyeshadow like they had already planned this like it was weird I mean they
might be able to have that conversation what would keep them from having that conversation
of like let's match I don't know I just did not like his outfit with the white turtle
he had white pants on that were too short which you know dudes these days are wearing
like the flutters flooding pants and he didn't have any socks on I don't think he had some
like weird like not weird shoes he just the jacket looked like something that a mother-in-law
on a wedding would wear like or like a mother at mother of the bride I would have to go
back and look yeah I'm we I'm gonna google it for you like it was so bad but also he
has some big lips and their kisses were like whoa they were like like like slobbery looking
and his lips were like soft and I could take a nap on those lips like like it's my pillow
he's the most handsome yeah he got some nice lips I thought him kiss me sorry Brandon okay
so my other question is like I know we talked about like do they know if they're in the
same room but do the guys have to buy their own ring or did they like how does that work
I honestly don't know yeah I've wondered that like does the show like provide that I would
say the one thing that I have noticed from season one and till now is the rings have
gotten less big well maybe they don't have enough money no I don't know I don't know
either I'm just saying I remember season one like them girls had some nice rings I don't
remember I don't I can't remember them showing the actual ring like on like to for us to
actually see them like they don't like get a close-up or anything on the rings I feel
like they didn't see but I did see I can't remember whose it was it kind of looked small
on one of the engagements Irina oh good thank God but he's a criminal defense it's does
he work for like the DA so maybe that's why he didn't it's small but like yeah like that
criminal defense the district attorney yeah district attorney is the one who's prosecuting
the criminals criminal offense I don't know like it he just maybe he I don't know like
maybe he does only pro bono I have no idea the prop the ring probably wasn't even that
small okay so moving on to Marshall and Jackie or Jacqueline which I like that name but she's
kind of like jack-o-lantern and also I'm pretty sure she wore an orange dress too in her did
I write this down I'm pretty sure she was one of one of the girls that weren't like
two or three of the girls were an orange dress in the reveal and I was like why are you all
wearing the same color is apparently oranges the new it's a new thing I mean I like it
me too I just thought it was weird that they wore the same colors so but okay so how do
you think about that I think that Marshall is a genuinely nice person saying I think
he was very sweet and patient with her when she was kind of having a panic attack I am
proud of her for letting him in after you know she kind of had a moment and they you
know took the time to work through that and I thought that that was very nice of him because
that could definitely freak a dude out you know you're having a meltdown on your very
first vacation together like so she had a meltdown on her him yeah about him she missed
her family that was all oh yeah yeah I forgot about that part oh yeah I thought that was
really nice of him to oh yeah be there for her and support her and he's my favorite so
far I know I think he's a very nice person I'm very upset about the you know clip for
the next you know episodes that we saw because they get to fighting and we'll have to talk
about I know but I bet you that's just trying to get us engaged in the thing I bet you it's
gonna be good I hope so I hope that they last I think they're very sweet for one another
yeah so but okay so she Marshall told her he was in love with her and then she said
she had another guy or another date and the dude I think it was Josh right he packed his
stuff up and was like if it's not you I'm going home yes and I think that is shady AF
that makes it put it's so manipulative it makes it made her feel a certain way and that
is why you know I'm glad that she told Marshall about it because if she held that in and then
chose Josh just because of this like fear or guilt that she had then that would be terrible
well but don't you think that it's I don't know if Josh was being shady I think maybe
he was just trying to tell her how he felt and he was like there's nobody else here and
like literally you're the one and if if it's not you then I don't I'm going home well and
I mean that is gonna be how it is regardless I just don't think that that's a fair thing
to say to somebody during a process like that because you just make that person feel bad
well I get that but it kind of sounds like to me that some of these people wanted the
other person to say that they wanted them to be like you're the one so that they can
like do you know what I mean especially I mean I think that that could be a good you
know affirmation to hear and you know put out obviously put out how you I think there's
a difference I think there's a difference in saying you're the one for me and saying
you're the one for me and if we don't go home together you know I or if you don't pick me
I'm leaving or whatever like I think there's a difference in putting your feelings out
there being vulnerable in that respect and saying you know this is how I feel about you
but when you add the if it's not you I'm going that's too much okay yeah so well she said
that to Marshall and then Marshall went crazy my note note in here is oh snap Marshall's
about to get crazy on the other day I don't think he did I mean crazy is not a word well
he used he didn't even know who it was though she didn't tell him and so he goes in and
I'm like who was Josh even and like he went in there and I think Josh was like I think
that Josh was nice about it he was like are you talking about me I think you're talking
about me and he was like I didn't mean it like I don't know what he said but like I
feel like he played it good yeah I mean I don't think that Josh like got crazy by any
means but like I do think that his reaction was a little bit abrasive oh yeah yeah yeah
I got another note about Josh okay because at first I was like it was Josh who is Josh
even and then I was like oh shoot I found out who Josh is Josh has weird cauliflower
like ears like he looks like a little and he looks like the little boy in the Disney
movies I wish I had a picture I forgot what Disney movies they are he looks like this
little boy from the Disney movies that we used to watch back in the day and I cannot
remember the actor's name it he looks just like him as an adult in my cartoon no no no
no not a cartoon it's like a any maybe it wasn't Disney but like one of like kids movies
that we would watch I don't know I tried looking him up I tried all kinds of things and I couldn't
figure out who it was it was like but yeah it was anyways but yeah he he looks like the
little boy no I'm not a fan of him I think he's kind of douchey so who Josh yeah I didn't
really under I didn't really see him I say that based on the preview for the upcoming
episodes oh okay oh shoot Josh is back that's not good did I see that yes oh no that's not
good Marshall what are we gonna do man Marshall we're gonna kick him kick his you know what
okay okay so okay how do you feel about like could I know that you tried out for this show
okay that is a very aggressive thing to say because you applied for it I did not try it
out try okay I got applied back she applied for it but it was like the day before she
met Brandon it really was and then she was like and I was like well it's probably because
you did that application and like they were like the universe was helping you out there
so you have to but could you you could do this I have a hard time competing with other
girls for guys and compete I don't want it I will shut down if a guy is like I like another
girl I will just be like well he likes her I'm not gonna try to get in the way of that
but like some guys want you to like fight for them yeah and I'm gonna be like mm-hmm
and I hate it and it makes me feel terrible and I am not but like some of these girls
are like oh no I'm gonna fight for that I'm gonna do that did you like this and that and
I think it was bliss whenever whoever broke up with bliss they were like well did you
fuck was it bliss they were like did you fight for him and she was like well I don't feel
like I had to like I felt like I did what I was supposed to do yeah and I love bliss
oh she was so good I liked her I liked her too she was thoughtful she made him cupcakes
for his birthday and Irena's dumb ass had the balls to be like um you can tell me you
know if you want but um do you think I can have one of your air candles no yeah you can
take it and shove it up your you know what because you don't care about anybody but your
damn self you forgot your man's birthday and now you feel like a dick yeah poor guy why
did he pick her ew I don't know oh my god it's the worst that's so bad for him and obviously
we don't know what happens like in the future or whatever but at the end of the very last
episode of this first part that was released Zach is meeting with bliss and so excited
to see like where that goes and he very blatantly said you and I both know I made the wrong
choice well as you know I really appreciated I think he was talking to Paul at one point
and Paul was like do you think that you'll talk to bliss or whatever and he was like
you know what bliss like doesn't you know deserve she deserves to be chosen first right
and so and I you know that's really respectful for him to understand that he he shouldn't
be able to get a chance with her right because he chose wrong yeah so maybe she will let
him and I don't know I think that I okay I'm curious to see how that plays out and the
reason why I say that is because if she does give him a second chance do they get to do
I hope so that will be so cool and live together for the three weeks and then go through the
marriage thing because we've not seen that happen before I think that'll be really cool
we have seen you know couples either not get married and break up and right no partner
with somebody else from their cast and that sort of thing but it's not captured on TV
it's something that you find out and like an after the altar you know episode or two
or whatever but I am very because it's kind of early now yeah yeah it's very early I mean
all they missed out on was a week you know on vacation or whatever yeah which that sucks
good that bliss had to miss that that sucks they should send her on a vacation make up
for it I do want kind of wonder if they send all the other folks who because you know sometimes
there are more than what the TV shows of people who match and I wonder if those people still
get to go or not because you know when they're filming this it's they hone in on a specific
group of couples that have matched wait so they don't do everybody that has matched no
I remember that being said after season one that there were other people that had matched
um well that would be cool to go there and not have to be like blasted on all over the
TV and just get your match yeah yeah I'm cool with that right so maybe so that's weird because
like wouldn't they want I wonder if those people made it you know well I I mean I'm
sure that you know we could do some research and find out but I I do know that other people
you know accepted proposals and things like that outside of who was filmed for season
one at least okay interesting cool well yeah I mean but could you do that like competing
for like with other girls with like I just I can't I don't I'm not good at that like
and if we were living in the same place and it was not fun and it almost like ruined of
like very new friendship that I had at the time and it was not fun and I don't recommend
yeah no and like living in the same area and you don't even know these girls and you're
trying to get to know them because you don't want to be like not have any friends on the
show but then as soon as that person like falls in love with the same dude that you're
falling in love with yeah you're like okay now what yeah that sucks I don't know there
was a lot of like I can't even look in her direction type stuff and even the news and
it's like you need to walk in there with the expectation that the that other people are
going to be vying for your man or for your girl or whatever and it doesn't make them
a bad person it just might mean that their connection you know with that other person
is stronger and they need to let that live like the pettiness of of choosing the same
people and having feelings for the same people comes with the territory period yeah but I
just I couldn't I don't think I could do it I it would be very difficult very very difficult
for me so oh also wtf paul and his proposal okay he gets dressed up or what he thinks
is dressed up look I noticed these little things his shirt was wrinkled af like it
was so wrinkled and his pants were weird too and the dudes were like whoa what kind of
pants are those they're like do you remember that handsome like weird like zach no not
paul it was zach okay no I put I said paul no it was paul paul's the one that has the
curly hair yeah paul it was paul for sure yeah are you talking about the navy blue
pants yes that have like the the weird buttons yeah yeah yeah but they weren't pleated I
was like are they pleated what are they but his shirt was super wrinkled I'm like and
I don't know if it was one of those shirts that like you iron it and then immediately
afterwards it gets wrinkled or if he just had a shirt and he didn't iron it I was like
okay I don't have to ever worry about that because Brandon bless his heart has to iron
a shirt every freaking day for work so when it comes to like social outings like on the
weekends or whatever he's still gonna iron a shirt and he doesn't give a shit and he
can iron my clothes because I've never had an iron until I dated him so I don't have
an iron anymore but I used to have an iron I used to iron everything I have a steamer
now and my steamer sucks my steamer sucks too I try to buy clothes that you don't have
to iron I sent back those damn linen shorts because who wants to dry clean only that's
bullshit and you got to iron linen too yeah and then as soon as you iron the linen doesn't
matter what you do you put it on it's like boom it's wrinkled yes that must have been
an a linen shirt Paul was wearing it was yeah with those weird pants yeah my Paul you're
cute but those pants were weird oh my god oh and then I thought Micah was gonna turn
down Paul I forgot what she said but I wrote down a note that I agree her answer was long
and drawn out yeah for about the 17th it was like slow burn yes and I'm like why do you
keep saying that and I was like I was gonna start playing that song slow burn by who sings
that I don't remember one of the countries she's like oh it's a all I can think about
is like I love that girl I don't know I just keep thinking about burn one down oh yeah
there you go okay yeah and I did say this already but I thought it was weird that who's
that Ben Harper or Jack Johnson help me it's killing Jack Johnson is it no no it's gonna
burn one down oh I don't know the rest of the words you keep going I'll come back to
this okay so the first they both two girls had orange dresses on like Micah what did
I say I put it okay I don't know what this meant Micah looks like a gray boy from the
80s is he a nerd who was this is not my I didn't mean to put Micah maybe I meant to
say Paul oh a frat boy Paul looks like a frat boy from the 80s is he a nerd or is he like
a granola surfer dude he's so weird to me that's what I said about him well we already
talked about that so oh 80 it's been Harper it's been Harper yes okay so Jackie Jackie
Jackalina uh-huh I don't know if you notice this but she has a Fran Drescher laugh she's
like I can't do it it's like this like am I watching the nanny what is happening here
she's cute but she got that and she kind of looks like her like she looks like a tan version
of Fran Drescher she got the same hair Latino version is she Latino I don't know she still
has the same hair it was so funny I was like whoa and I had to like rewind it and listen
to it again I was like hold on as I end you pay attention to all the details I know I
love it oh and oh I did tell I was I wrote down that I cried I forgot that I cried oh
and when Paul was it Paul Paul Burke who was it that broke up with bliss Paul no Zach Zach
when Zach broke up with bliss I cried I felt because I liked her so much I know I like
her too oh okay so if you went on the show how would you feel if you were like the second
we're not done talking about couples yet I'm still going okay we have all these yeah okay
cuz I have one thing that I've got to get off my chest when we get we'll do it now do
it now tell me now Kwame and Chelsea yeah okay you can do that do it now do it now do
it now her and her blanket oh my god already have that on here so weird Leanna and I were
talking about that today I said my note is blind skinny girl with Kwame has a baby blanket
named Baba WTF and it is like disgusting it is ratted tatted and whatever Leanna and I
were talking about that and she was like if some man came into my room like when we first
met and we were gonna have like our first sleepover and brought a blanket that had a
name yeah it's a little different absolutely frickin but what it's a little different
for a dude probably either way I wouldn't do it either and I still have my baby blankets
but they're safe with it no they're safely secured in a trunk in my best guest bedroom
I know some friends who have friends so friends of friends who still have baby blankets and
like do weird stuff with them like like we'll talk later but okay yes yes my eyes got real
big because I don't know where this is gonna go but y'all are not gonna find out I guess
like I and it's one thing for her like did they do that did they like give that to her
to make this show funny no or did she like you should have not brought that blanket because
now the entire world knows you have it still and how would she's like the oldest no will
you correct me on that 31 because I wrote in my note she's 36 and has a baby blanket
that she still sleeps with but she's not she's 31 doesn't matter five years doesn't matter
you're 31 years old keep your baby blanket put it in a shadow box put it in something
like you preserve a wedding dress I don't care what you put it in but quit bringing
that is why you're not married ma'am if you're bringing this baby blanket with you in the
bed with gentlemen oh my god that's not why she's not married there are plenty listen
I know plenty of girls that have their baby blanket and some weird other stuff and they're
married okay look that girl Chelsea I like Chelsea I like Chelsea too but the baby blanket
that was weird for me yeah that was that was that was an odd one yeah so okay so if you
went on the show that I'm not getting away from I'm just going through my notes and stuff
if you went on the show how would you feel this was supposed to be about bliss and stuff
how would you feel to be the second pick like and then be living in the same quarters like
as the first pick so like say you were picked second like so Kwame went to Chelsea and picked
her but he had already picked what's her name and she turned him down and then so she's
second pick so she's like how would you feel I mean I think if I liked that person enough
that and I didn't and I didn't feel like super wronged by how it went down like if if I were
if I were I think I think Kwame has a little bit more of a right to feel like wronged by
Micah than Chelsea does because I don't think that he strung either of them along like I
think he was equally getting to know them and you know I'm not saying like being mad
at somebody but how would you feel like wouldn't you feel like I don't think it would be a
great feeling but I think it would matter how it I guess played out on T if it was a
TV situation like it would matter how it played out on TV like if he was like dogging me behind
my back and you know then only chose me because he got turned down by his number one I would
have a problem with that well I don't think yeah but but just being not dogging you I
mean it doesn't just being second best yeah that would suck it doesn't feel great at
all and then how does it feel like if you you know it sucks because if you're they're
all in the same like living quarters and if you get picked first if you're or not picked
first if you get picked over somebody and the other person is upset and you come in
and they're like oh I got proposed to like I would feel like I can't celebrate because
that other person is like sad yeah I mean suck well I guess in a situation like this
it it sucks all together to you know be the one who didn't get proposed to or whatever
but these girls don't know each other that well they've only been together for a week
10 days whatever it is they don't know each other I think how long that they only stay
there for 10 days yeah and I don't I don't think that it's inappropriate to feel excited
and celebrate and I think that there's probably like a cap that you can put on it and then
when you get out of the pods and you get to tell your family and friends what's going
on or whatever I think that's when you know you can really celebrate you know for real
for real but there's nothing wrong with celebrating in front of somebody you know just because
they didn't get picked doesn't mean that you should tone yourself down you got picked right
that's what you're there for right right all right so in the the reveal I noticed it seems
to me that like you know in the beginning like right before they do the revealing they'll
is that what they're called the reveal yeah they'll have them talking they'll be like
oh I'm so nervous or I'm this or I'm that or I'm they'll be like you know we just talked
about we talked about our lives I love this person and you know I don't they don't know
what I look like and things like that basically talking about how it makes them feel that
the other person hasn't seen them yet and in most of them I'm believe like to me it
was most the guys were really confident and the girls were like I don't know he's never
seen me before I hope I'm his type and this and that like the guys were so more such more
I think that's a rain into our brains as women so bad yeah like what and I'm like so like
it's just why you have these male trolls running around here with like all this confidence
and big dick energy because that's what they've been told to be their entire lives is these
confident you know I can do whatever I want or whatever I put my mind to type situation
we have always been taught to tone it down you know dress you know not scantily clad
and you know be skinny and all those things so and be pretty and like you should be attracted
like you want somebody to be attracted to you yes and like guys are always going to
be attracted like to me I feel like guys aren't told like you have to be attractive to get
married to have a girlfriend we are essentially yes like you can't you're not going to get
somebody if you don't do these things certain things and whatever completely you don't look
a certain way absolutely and but the guys are just like chillin like oh I mean she's
never seen me but like no or they'll say something like like one of them said or I think this
was season two when I went back he was like I mean like if she has no teeth then like
are she has teeth missing then I'll probably like I mean like wouldn't you like everybody
would do that like everybody would like turn around and run and I'm like why the guys
over here he's like super confident in what he looks like the girls over here like oh
my god I don't know and he's just like saying like owl if she's not cute then it sucks
and the girls like I don't care what he looks like and yeah except for Irina well I mean
I think that we also think more with our hearts than we do with our heads I don't but maybe
more than a boy you're gonna put a freaking spreadsheet together the next person you date
and truth I'll be like like pros cons a hundred line lines long I do I do that sometimes but
like I mean I'm not dogging you for that I think it definitely helps anybody you know
work some things out when it comes down to like decision making or whatever but I don't
know I do think that for the most part women think with their hearts more than their heads
so okay so let's get back to okay so I'm I'm still on these reveals so like here's my next
thing is talking about when Zach saw Irina when Zach and Irina first like did their reveal
it was weird like either I was like either she doesn't like him or he doesn't like her
I was like I think she didn't like the way he looked but she didn't say anything and
she said he looks like a cartoon character that was so rude and then he was like I don't
know I think she said it as a compliment I was like no man she did not no you took way
more detailed notes than than I did but I did watch all the episodes but no that was
very awkward I just think she's immature that's all that I can boil it down to because he
does not look like a cartoon character he doesn't he's he's attractive he's attractive
yeah I mean he's not an ugly dude he's a little weird but like I felt like the only reason
he was weird was she was making it weird I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for her
also like you know yeah like the same stuff yes things on to him about you know his appearance
and whatever when she is I mean she openly said I'm you know not very confident I had
acne when I was younger you can tell that she has acne scars on her face and as someone
who is 35 years old and has adult acne it is a pain in the ass and it is embarrassing
and I hate it and I'm thankful that mine is not you know what hers was or whatever but
I'm sure that she is projecting her her bullshit on to him which is not fair but I mean he
handled it very well yes he did I think so and I honestly I mean I kind of like him I
feel bad for him I really think that he might be just being weird because of whatever so
whichever which couple do you want to go to next so we've kind of talked a lot about Zach
and Irina because of the obvious but I mean I will I'll talk about Micah and Paul for
a second because I think that she went with maybe what she felt was a more safe choice
but I think that she is uninterested now I think that he's not going to be exciting enough
for her and I think that she just has this like sort of pit in her stomach of regret
for not going with Kwame yeah I mean she just keeps poking the bear as far as like conversation
goes with Kwame and it's so inappropriate and disrespectful well so did Irina did that
with Paul oh Paul yeah with Paul so and how do you think okay so I know Irina has been
like getting trying to get with Paul she's like I like Paul you're so attractive blah
blah you're my type blah blah whatever so now she's going home they're broken up but
like Paul how do you think he's like do you think that he might like Irina I don't remember
him ever saying much about her and maybe I just missed that and chose not to like keep
that wasn't Irina wait was Paul who did Paul Amber oh it was Amber that's right I don't
know why I keep thinking the flight attendant okay so now Irina yeah so for me that in part
of the upcoming episodes it shows Irina and Micah having a conversation where Irina says
you know that there was a what'd she say a romantic connection with him or something
in the pods yes something along those lines I don't know if it was chemistry I think it
was a romantic connection whatever and Micah is like clearly blown away by that information
and I don't know where that conversation is gonna go but Irina needs to go home she needs
to I thought she was going home like why exactly that's weird she needs to yeah they're probably
gonna leave her on there because she's causing drama yeah so what about um all right Kwame
and Chelsea we've already kind of talked about them yeah like do you think they're gonna
stay together um I think that Kwame is not going to want to settle down and I think it
potentially could be one of those situations where Chelsea figures that out and she ends
up saying no at the altar even if he says yes because she doesn't trust that he really
does want to settle down well I think that he wants to settle down but I don't think
he wants to settle down with Chelsea I think he wants to settle down with Micah or someone
that looks like Micah um they're both blonde I'm confused blonde white I don't feel like
Chelsea and Micah look anything alike I know that they're blonde but like I feel like they're
completely different in my opinion what does Micah do what's it say she's a marketing manager
okay and Chelsea is a pediatric speech language pathologist I think that Micah probably has
a little bit more pizzazz than Chelsea has but I think that Chelsea is the more stable
choice of course for sure yeah definitely um okay so what about Marshall and Tiffany no
you don't think they're gonna not Tiffany Jacqueline my man you don't think Marshall
I don't know we'll see I think Josh comes back into the picture and I'm excited to see
how that plays out not excited I think they're gonna stay together I do want them to last
like I hope that they they have an opportunity to kind of go through some of the hard things
early and make it work do you think that Bliss is gonna say yes to um Zach I think there's
pretend potential there I don't think that she would have showed up unless you said that
they made them have a conversation so they know I bet they made Brett and Tiffany right
conversation after she fell asleep or maybe they're making her have a conversation I mean
I don't know I think she showed up for one of two reasons she showed up to cuss him out
and you know read him for filth or she showed up because she does want to give it a chance
I hope so I like Bliss she's my favorite I like her too I feel bad for Zach she's kind
and thoughtful and level-headed and I love that about her mm-hmm me too for sure yeah
I love this show y'all this is it like makes my day and I'm really kind of upset that I've
feel like I was wrong and that these people are here just to be on TV it pisses me off
y'all are ruining the fucking show by doing that shit stop it yeah generally I mean but
like nobody would really apply put an application in why because I don't really want I mean
maybe you are a genuine person and I don't think that you're not gonna go want to be
on the damn TV I feel like but okay so this is so sad that I feel this way but if I did
do it well I'd have to be in live in the city probably that they do it in and they're probably
never gonna come to Birmingham but if they did come and I applied for it like I feel
like I would be the one person I would be like the I would be like the Zack where the
guy would like fall in love with me because I'm so cool and then he would like see me
and be like and like I rena and be like I can't touch you because you're not attractive
well that's that's how I feel about myself I don't know why stop why do I feel that
way stop that no negative self-talk allowed what's not negative it's just me that is
I'm not saying that I just just how I feel I'm not trying to be negative I'm just that's
just how like I feel when it comes to like getting in a relationship get that thought
out of your head I know is that weird get it gone we'll do a ceremony a ritual get that
thought out of your head all right so if they come to Birmingham will you help me do will
you help me apply a hundred percent you have to record a video of yourself oh my god what
am I gonna wear black yeah everybody look I've watched the show and I've been watching
it and I've been looking at all their outfits and I'm like they look so cute and all these
like bright colored things and they all were like tank tops and stuff if I was on there
I'd be wearing like a long sleeve black shirt and like or a black dress and like something
covering my sleeves all the days because and but that's not what they're looking for covering
my sleeves yeah covering my arms with sleeves and that's just how I'm comfortable they wouldn't
pick me I'd be like wearing like what the dudes have on like a suit and tie yeah work
on the wardrobe before we do the application video yeah the wardrobe but you know that's
the whole thing and then you have to bring your wardrobe with you like because you can't
go anywhere and you have to be on TV the whole time and I'll be like oh my god I'm gonna
have to make sure that none of my like yoga pants have a hole yes that's what I was gonna
say all my yoga pants have holes in them because like I sat on a chair outside or something
and they like and then like sat on the same stupid chair again and got a hole in it and
they're like a hundred dollar yoga pants I'm not throwing them away oh my god all right
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