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My name is Emily and I'm Sarah and Jane Nails back.
We thought she did so good last week.
I was editing and I heard her voice on there and I was like, dang.
She sounds good and she was funny.
Yeah.
She liked to talk about.
Absolutely.
Like what do you think?
Ain't no laws when you're drinking cloth.
And Ja Rule Radio.
But also one thing that you did not know, Jessica, is that I don't know if she met Emily
messaged me or if she just said it when we were together by ourselves tonight, but she
said Jessica sounded better than we did.
I can't say that.
Oh, absolutely not.
You did.
Our vice-reign.
I'm flattered.
Thank you.
So let's jump right into this.
What you got for us?
You got an FMK, Miss Sarah.
I do.
And it is not my own.
I cannot take credit for it.
So shout out to our friend Christina.
She wants to know for, well, I mean, she doesn't want to know, but she provided this for us.
So as an outlet, I guess, mad, sad, happy, what have you.
You fuck, Mary, kill either journaling, yelling at someone or punching someone in the face.
So Jessica, you want to go first?
Okay.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
So I'm probably going to marry yelling at someone.
I'm probably going to fuck journaling and I'm going to kill punching someone in the face.
Now if you would have asked me five years ago, I probably would have married punching someone
in the face.
You have literally never been in a physical altercation.
Okay.
Yes, I have.
Bar fights occasionally getting very verbal, having people push you and pull your hair,
but never actually physically hit somebody.
Who pulled your hair?
Oh, multiple people.
You know, girls are catty.
I've never had any.
Nobody's ever done that to me and I've done some crazy stuff.
When you're in your twenties, look, bitches be crazy.
I don't know about you, but I didn't do anything to make anybody.
I've never been in a physical altercation.
I didn't do anything to make anybody do that to me.
No.
Maybe I did.
They probably wanted to, but they were too scared.
Well, I'm a big bitch.
I don't really think many people are going to be yanking my ponytail.
Do you remember that time we were in Savannah and the girls were, that girl was so rude.
I do remember that.
That was, yeah.
I don't understand.
It's like, I tracked it.
I don't do anything.
I cut that bitch with my words.
It's because you're cute and blonde and tall and you know, you got good legs.
Anyways, that, that would be my FMK.
So honestly, this is, if these are the only options, I would not do any of this.
Can you see me doing any of those?
I'm not going to journal.
I might yell, but I don't ever really yell.
If you really piss me off, I will probably raise my voice at you because I'll be like,
and if I do, it's, it means that it's bad.
Well let me ask you this.
What if, what if journaling did necessarily mean like writing in a like quote unquote
personal diary or journal, but like, what if you just like bulleted your feelings on
a word doc?
No, it does not help.
No, no, no.
I like to like vent to other people.
Okay.
So you're going to marry yell at someone.
But not yell at somebody.
But I like to like be like that, that girl over there pissed me off and like go to you
and be like Sarah, this is what she did.
You're going to journal via verbally to a friend.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe.
I don't know, but journaling, that is so dumb.
Christina, I don't know if you journal, but, but no, I mean like not my, yeah, no, I'm
not a journaler.
Um, I did, I used to be one, a live journaler.
Exactly.
So don't ask like it's emo.
But I'm not emo and I'm not in high school anymore.
So I have too much.
Okay, Sarah, what are you doing?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not done.
Oh, I thought you were done.
Oh, I guess I don't know why you're looking at me.
Like I did it.
I'm trying to think about it because I'm like, I don't really, I can't really, I don't know.
I guess I wouldn't do any of those.
You gave an answer and that was your answer.
What was my answer?
None, none.
Oh, okay.
Not applicable.
Okay.
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
I don't think that everyone in this room thinks that I'm going to somehow fuck or marry punching
somebody in the face, but I'm not, I'm going to kill it.
I've never been in a physical altercation.
I have no desire to punch anybody in the face.
I don't think you do either, but I do see how other people could get that from you.
Perceive that a hundred percent.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I can be aggressive.
Can be?
Yeah.
I can be aggressive, but I'm going to cut you with my words.
I'm not going to touch you physically.
Yeah.
And then if somebody tries to touch you, you're going to be like, oh no, no, no.
I'm too tired.
I don't know.
I don't think I would.
I'm too tired.
I don't know.
That's what I would say.
I'd be like, I'm too tired for this.
I just use all my energy yelling at you.
If something of that type situation and altercation is happening, I guarantee you I'm not tired
at that moment.
So, no, I mean, I would defend myself if I had to, but that's definitely not my goal.
But I also don't want to be journaling.
So I'm going to do the same thing that Jessica is and I'm going to fuck that because I'll
do it once and then never have to do it again.
And then I like to yell at people, obviously.
So my question for both of you, like kind of on the lines of this is if somebody were
to punch you, would you punch them back?
If they didn't knock me out, hell yeah.
And do you think that that's defending yourself?
I'd poke them in the eyeball too.
Or do you think that's just like starting the fight?
I think it would matter what the context is and the situation and everything.
Like if they just punch you once and they weren't coming at you again, would you punch
them back?
I guess, like I said, I think it would depend on what's happening.
I would defend myself though.
But defending yourself is different than actually getting into the fight and adding to the fight.
You know what I mean?
Somebody can just punch you and be like, oh, OK, I'm done.
And then you are like, well, no, hell no.
And you come back and they're like walking away and you're like, bam, jump on their back
and like, boo, boo, boo.
It sounds like you want to jump somebody.
No, I don't know where you got that from.
I would like get murdered.
No, I don't know.
I really don't think that if somebody hit me that I don't think that I would retaliate.
I think I would take that as an opportunity to buy a lawsuit.
Hopefully they have money.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know what I would do if somebody tried to hit me.
I would probably laugh at them.
I don't know.
You'd be so shocked.
You'd be like, what the hell just happened?
Yeah.
Like seriously, who just hit me?
Who hits me?
I am nice most of the time.
You are nice.
Not always.
I can be mean.
I ain't never seen you be mean.
Me either.
Oh my God.
You are so nice.
Sarah got mad at me the other day though because I was telling her she needed to park in a
different parking spot.
I about killed her.
I was like, oh shit.
I about killed her.
I was so irritated because I felt like it was after Jessica and I went to see our friend
in Tuscaloosa on Saturday.
I left in my house before 10 o'clock in the morning.
I had like maybe an hour to change my clothes and fix my makeup and take my dog out and
all that shit before.
We had to get back in the car.
I don't know why I say we, me and Brandon to go pick up Emily and go to this birthday
party.
We get to the house and their driveway has a semi-circle in the front and then a deep
driveway that goes in the backyard.
I pull in to start backing in to the driveway.
I don't know who said it, if it was Brandon or if it was Emily, but they were like, well,
don't block people in.
I'm like, okay, fine.
Well, I'll pull up this semi-circle, but I'm going to pull all the way to the other side.
You pulled in the wrong way too.
You shut up.
Let me tell the story.
You pulled it all the way to the other side so you all couldn't get in.
Yeah, but the whole thing is, is that park fucking behind me.
I don't understand.
Follow the leader.
You don't have to pull in that side of the damn driveway.
You need to pull in one of the sides so that other people can get around you.
That's the purpose of that.
But I was pulling up to the other side.
They could come in the back.
I don't think it really mattered we all got in the driveway.
It didn't matter.
I was not explaining myself right and Sarah got pissed and I was like, oh shoot.
I did not say a word.
Yes, you did.
You were like, I don't know why this has to be a thing right now.
You got like racer voice and I was like, oh God.
I was like, it's not.
I was like, okay, oh God.
I'm like, let me get out of this car.
She told me about 17 times how to fuck to do it.
She's not even in the passenger seat.
She was in the back seat.
This bitch is back seat driving.
She got Joe Ferg to the damn party.
Oh my God.
Well, did I get out and I'm like, oh my God, this is so weird.
Sarah's mad at me.
She's like storming off with my cooler and I was like, I want to carry that.
She doesn't talk to me.
I'm like, I don't know.
I'm like, that is not even what happened.
I did not storm up.
I followed you up the stairs.
I could have got that and I said, it's fine.
I got it.
You didn't follow me.
I followed you.
And cause I remember looking at your sweater and saying, Oh, I didn't know that your sweater
was two different colors.
I said, yeah.
And you were like, yeah.
You were like real.
And I was like, Oh God, she's still mad at me.
Oh my God.
I just want to talk to her for a few minutes.
How long did that last?
I mean, I don't know.
Not that long, but I felt bad.
Let's get a good time estimation.
She had a short fuse on me at that moment.
I had been running all day.
It's okay.
I was like, I'm just look, if it was anybody else, they probably would have been yelling
at you.
I was like, Oh my God, let me get out of the car.
Anyways, so you got another one or are we going to skip on to the next?
So these are like destinations, um, a cabin in the woods, a tropical getaway or European
travel depends on who I'm with, but I've never been on European travel.
I would number one want to go there.
So marry that.
Like I want to do that so bad, but like I've been by myself.
I know.
And people are going to be like, Oh, well you can go by yourself.
And I'm like, yeah, I can.
But like, uh, also do you really want to?
Yeah.
And yeah, it's a whole thing.
So I would like to marry that cause I would like to do that and you can go to all different
places.
Also, I am fucking a tropical vacation cause I love it and it makes me feel good.
And it gives me that vitamin D. Oh my God.
Sorry, mom and dad.
And um, I am killing cabin of the woods.
Even though I do, I would like to go to a cabin in the woods, but like, what is there
to do there?
And I feel like it's like, why am I paying this money to go to this cabin?
If like, I'm not doing anything, I'm doing the same thing I'm doing at my house.
Cause I feel like I'm a cabin in the woods, you know, like I live in a cabin in a woods
basically, but in the city.
So what about y'all?
I mean, I am not a camper.
I don't ever want to be a camper.
I have not camping.
I don't care.
I don't like the woods very much either.
Like poison ivy bugs.
Well, yeah.
I mean, when the closest thing that I've done lately to that is when we were in Lake Placid
and we were leaf peeping, but we were like in the town, like even though we were in like
a townhouse or whatever and we are surrounded by like trees and mountains and whatever,
like it was still in the town.
You're not a hiker, right?
No, God, no, no, but I went on a hike with Jolene in your little area last, the other
day.
Yeah.
It was nice.
First time she's ever been on that trail.
She liked it.
So I'm killing cabin in the woods because it's just not for me.
I am going to marry tropical because I love the sunshine and I will go on a tropical trip
anytime in the world.
I have done a little bit of Europe, so I will fuck it.
Okay.
I'm doing the same as Sarah.
I hate cabins.
Gross.
Goodbye.
Kill.
I have also been to Europe, but if it could be like one long ass fuck so I could go to
every country in Europe.
There we go.
If you go one time, obviously travelers love to go multiple times, but I would love to
go to some of the other places I haven't been in Europe at least once in my lifetime, but
tropical.
Oh, I got to keep going to tropical.
A hundred percent.
I don't feel like if you've been to Europe once, you've done it all by any means, but
I just, I don't know.
I prefer tropical.
I feel like if you go to tropical and I honestly, I kind of want to change my answer to marry
tropical because it honestly, it's very like steady and like it's always, it's very, it's
there.
I don't know how to describe it.
No, I think, but there it's, if you go to one beach, I mean, if you go to a good, nice
beach, tropical beach, you've pretty much been to all of them.
I disagree with that, but I, I don't know.
I just, I think that there's something to be sad about going to a tropical location.
Like the vibe of that is very relaxing and slow pace.
And especially when it's an all-inclusive resort, like you can take your time and go
eat when you want at the multiple different places that are on the resort property or
whatever.
But when you're going to Europe, I feel like you're, it's a very intentional thing.
You're planning things out.
I mean, Jessica, you know this, you were in Europe for like three weeks after we went
to a wedding in Greece.
That's exhausting.
Right.
And you guys did all kinds of stuff.
And so it's like a very active, even if you're just walking and you're not doing super athletic
stuff or whatever, but you're, you're doing a lot.
You're not just chilling.
Yeah.
It was very busy.
It was a great time.
I don't, I wouldn't trade it for anything, but you know, that is exhausted.
That is, it can be different though.
You know, that's a choice that people make if they want to go do something like that.
But I can tell you that I've never been there before.
So that's why I'm choosing to marry it.
It's because in my head it sounds so cool, but if I go and do it, I'll probably come
back and change my mind.
So I'll let you know.
I don't know.
I guess I'll just give this other sort of devil's advocate to your answer.
I mean, you're talking about Europe.
So you're also talking about like the Amalfi coast, you know, where, and even, you know,
Ea and Santorini where you can still get sunshine and that sort of thing.
It's just not going to be on like a white sand tropical beach.
So it's the best of both worlds really.
Right.
For you.
I guess.
And I think you can find cabins in the woods over there too.
Probably so.
Switzerland, Swiss Alps, all that good stuff.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
I like it.
Thanks Christina.
Thank you, Christina.
We appreciate you.
All right.
Now new section of the podcast, news and reviews, news and reviews, news and reviews, news and
reviews.
I hope you save that audio so we can use it more than once.
Was it good?
Yeah, it was great.
Okay, good.
I better not cut out my commentary either.
All right.
So today I'm sitting at home working on some stuff for work and I have the news on in the
background and I hear that Tennessee, the state of Tennessee signed a bill that is banning
drag shows, which, okay, that's what they said on the news.
Technically the language in the bill, apparently when I read it online and I don't know for
sure I didn't read the actual bill.
It's not necessarily drag shows.
It's like I need to, I'll pull it up and I'll let you.
Is it dressing up in drag?
It is.
I mean that is a drag show.
So I don't.
But you have to be doing it for certain purposes.
And of course I didn't read it.
So this is just me giving my two cents and maybe you're going to confirm when you read
whatever you're about to read or whatever.
But it sounds like what the banning is is of the provocativeness to it, I guess.
Yeah.
That's what I read it to be.
Well, they're saying, apparently they're saying that they want to protect the children.
I'm like from what?
They're saying it's like a sexual thing.
Okay.
So this is from like, I think it's from like cnn.com or something.
I took a screenshot of it.
The bill, which the Tennessee house passed last week defines an adult cabaret performance.
So they're banning adult cabaret performances.
So why would a child be there?
Well, there's the, there's your question.
Apparently they can under, I don't know.
I have no idea.
So there defines an adult cabaret performance as a performance that features topless dancers,
go-go dancers, exotic dancers, strippers, male or female impersonators who, so male
and female impersonators who provide entertainment that appeals to, I don't even know how you
say this word, prurient, prurient, pr-u-r-i-e-n-t.
I've never heard of it, but I looked it up and it's like sexual or something like that.
Prurient interest or similar entertainers.
So technically it's male or female impersonators who provide entertainment that appeals to
a purient prur-l-l-l.
Is it supposed to be like Puritan?
It's P-r-u-r-i-e-n-t and I'll Google it for you.
P-r-u-r-i-e-n-t.
Define it.
Having or encouraging an excessive interest in sexual matters.
So but like to me, a drag show is not sexual.
No.
So we're, and we're going to one tomorrow.
Thank God.
Finally.
I mean like this is like our second or third one this year.
Well, not this year, in the past year, fiscal year.
In the past year.
Okay.
But here's, here's my issue with this.
So typically children are not going to go and see a drag show to begin with.
First off, second off, um, what if you take your child do Hooters or Twin Peaks?
The girls at Twin Peaks wear no clothes and children are allowed in there.
And the people, the, the drag shows, they're wearing more clothes.
Yes.
They're wearing like pantyhose and all kinds of, they're, yes, they're covering up more
than.
I also think that they are playing characters.
Yes.
And there is no, a child would not know unless somebody informed them that X person is a
man dressed up as a woman.
Right.
Yep.
They're not going to know that there is no hint at that.
These people are playing a character.
They are in character from the time that that, yes, a hundred percent from the time that
that show starts until it is over with and they are out of that, you know, drag costume
and makeup.
Right.
And I just, I don't understand it.
I think it's ridiculous, but it does, it sounds like they're also banning, um, like strip
clubs and stuff.
But also when does it come down to the individual counties, state, right?
You know, whatever, to make sure that if this show is 18 years and older and are up and
21 and up, that that is strictly enforced because somebody who's 18 that can serve our
country, if they can get into a drag show, they can damn sure make their own choice to
participate as a drag queen in their future.
In my opinion, I just feel like they're trying to get rid of the LGBTQ stuff.
A hundred percent.
It's sad.
Yeah.
It's like, I feel like Tennessee has been, but like, you know, I feel like I'd also feel
like there are people like there are a lot of famous like country artists and people
like that, like famous people that live in Nashville and like that in Tennessee that
like Taylor Swift, for instance, so she's had a lot of influence or she's tried to for
this stuff.
But like, I didn't realize that the people of Tennessee were like this big into.
They're not, they have a new governor and apparently he's super ultra conservative,
but I just heard that the governor is like super conservative and trying to turn, you
know, the clocks back.
Here we go.
You know, that kind of stuff.
It's just unfortunate because why not allow, you know, these people to use it as a creative
outlet?
And I mean, let a business make money.
Who cares?
They're not hurting anybody.
Yeah.
Well, they didn't do anything to anybody.
Like, yeah, there, there is by banning drag shows.
If anyone in this world thinks that there is going to be less, you know, gay, bisexual,
lesbian, trans people in this world, they've lost their minds.
We're just going to put more people in jail probably because there are people are, they're
going to still do it.
Absolutely.
They're still going to do it.
I mean, just like people still do drugs, just like people drink under 21.
I mean, it's all still going to happen.
It's not going to change the course of anything.
It's just, it makes me really nervous because if we're doing this now, what else can they
do?
You know, and like what else is going to happen?
I mean, we basically can't have abortions except for like, and like a handful of states.
You can't like now they're trying to ban LGBTQ, right?
Like basically like that and strippers, people like that, they have, they make a living that
way.
I mean, I don't necessarily am, I'm not like going to be going to a strip club, but like,
you know what?
It would suck if I were a stripper and that's how I made my living and I couldn't find a
job anywhere else.
And that it closed down for me.
I don't know.
Not a huge, I'm not like a big.
Well, right.
Then every other conservative person is going to bitch about all these people who no longer
have incomes that are having to rely on government assistance.
Well, it's interesting because I bet you that Bill Lee, the Republican governor of Tennessee
probably frequents nudie bars and things like that.
And he's probably sent some dick pics and some hoes.
So you know, but he gets that a lot of times these people, they think they're allegedly.
Yeah.
I'm not like Clint, but you know what?
They think they're above the law.
Sometimes I feel like a lot of these people and they're like, Oh, you know what?
We don't want anybody else to do it because we're controlling the children in quotation
cards.
Yeah.
Baloney.
This still just makes no sense to me.
Kids are not going to be exposed to it.
Kids can't get into bars and things.
Exposing it to them.
What is it going to do?
It's not going to change anything.
Just because you see a drag show does not mean you're going to turn lesbian or gay or
trans.
Absolutely not.
That is not how this works.
Also, where are their parents?
If you don't want your child to see that, don't take them.
Don't expose them to that.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
What is our world coming to?
And also we're supposed to have, I don't know, I just, I don't understand how that is even
allowed to happen in a state.
It shouldn't be allowed.
Well, just like the abortion laws, that should have never been allowed.
But now we're getting on another hole, going down another rabbit hole.
So okay.
So next reviews from our news end reviews.
Do you want to do your review of your mascara?
I am using a brand new mascara that Emily recommended to me.
It's from Lancome and it is called Hypnos Drama.
Yes.
And I love it.
Yeah.
So it's got a good brush on it.
It has pretty, it's a little wet in the beginning.
So I feel like after a while, like when you let some air get in there and, you know, kind
of dry it out a little bit, it won't be as wet, but I have not had much transfer from
my lashes to my eyelid when I've been using it and it has good separation.
And I really liked the brush.
It has one rogue long piece on the first brush that I've opened.
Like I just need to snip it off and it was, it's not my lash.
You opened both of them?
No, no, no.
Oh, I was like, oh no, that's bad.
No, I just opened the first one.
But on that first one, there's like a rogue long bristle.
Interesting.
I wonder why.
I don't know.
I mean, I just, I thought it was an eyelash at first, you know, just got stuck in there,
but it's not, it's definitely attached.
So I just need to clip it off.
Oh yeah.
But I really like it a lot and it doesn't flake and it doesn't like transfer off my
bottom lashes, like underneath my lashes.
Yeah.
I feel like the, the formulas that they use, like you can also like layer it.
So like if you put it on now and then like later on in the day, you want to like do another
coat, sometimes if you put mascara on and you try to put another coat on it later in
the day, you got to take all your stuff off and put another one on cause it'll be all
clumped and messed up.
But that, I feel like their formulas, you can like really layer it.
I've always heard good things and there was a different Lancome mascara that I used in
the past.
Um, I think that Lisa, our friend Lisa uses the same one.
I can't remember exactly what it's called, but I did, I had a like, you know, travel
version of it or whatever.
And I really liked it for the short time that I had it.
Yeah.
I use the deafenensals and it's my favorite and I'll never change.
Now what's the price point on this?
So I got hers, they had a sale and it was like two for 36, I think, right?
33, maybe 33.
Yeah.
33.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
That was really, but they're normally like 36 for one.
Yeah.
Okay.
So they're basically buy one, get one free and which worked out for, I mean, what I paid
for those is less than what I would have paid for two bottles of what I normally use.
So, and it's definitely comparable.
So yeah, I like it.
It's, it's my, and I usually like, they have sales all the time.
So I like sign up on their little thing and I get literally, I think I got a text message
this morning that was like 30% off.
I get text messages from them all the time, but I've literally, I've bought so much stuff
from them in the past, like a couple months.
I'm like, yeah, I'm good.
Don't send me anymore.
She talked me into their foundation too.
Yeah, I did.
Which I do like it.
However, I need a little tan.
It's a little, little dark for me right now.
Well, we did that on purpose.
I think that.
Yeah, we did.
It was supposed to be my summer shade.
Okay.
So next review.
So I bought, so bombas.
If you hear crinkling, it's because it's still in its packaging.
Bombas came out with bralettes and bombas is the company that makes those socks.
I've never worn them, but apparently they're like supposedly the best socks ever.
No I don't because I, um, I swear by my socks from Lululemon and I'm brand, I get, I get
very, uh, what is it called when you have, or loyal, brand loyalty.
Yeah.
So like Lancome, my makeup and stuff like that.
And then if I find something I like, um, that's it.
Um, I might, I will probably try something else.
Like this is what I'm doing right now, but like I'm going to continue wearing and doing
the other things until I find something else.
Okay.
So bombas, I ordered a two pack.
I think it was a two pack of these new bralettes.
They just came out.
I ordered them on the day that they came out and I'm crumbling the paper.
It came in a really nice little bag.
It says comfortable.
Things are about to get away.
Things are about to get comfortable.
I read it backwards.
And then like on the front of the bag.
So I got a one X in the women's bralette and I got a mob and a black color.
And in the front it says, has a little sticker on it.
I'm on the packet.
It's a nice pack though.
It may appear snug dot, dot, dot.
It'll stretch, relax and conform to your body.
Okay.
So I have one on and I want y'all, y'all want to open this, um, and feel it and see what
it is.
I would like to feel that one too.
So that was the mob.
I have a black one on.
I've been wearing it since I got it earlier today.
I think it might be a little too big.
I did the measure.
I looked at the measurements and I did it the way that I thought it was supposed to
be.
I think I might need to have an extra large because I'm going to stand up and I'm going
to show y'all.
Oh, also the, the back, the, um, you can crisscross.
Yeah, you can crisscross.
They have like really nice straps and the bra it's an adjustable like little, the straps
are all the way adjustable all the way around.
Hang on.
I'm standing up so you may not be able to hear me.
Feel soft.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm not good, but like, okay.
So I feel so Emily is now showing us.
I feel I'm coming over here.
I feel like the band is not like it's too.
Does it feel like your boobs are falling off the bottom?
Yes.
I hate that.
Yeah.
So I think that I need to send them back and get a smaller size.
What's the return policy?
Well, it better be a good one or I'm going to be real sad or I'm going to have some free
bras.
I don't know.
Like these, I mean, maybe.
No, I don't know.
Maybe she ain't get no free bra.
I'm going to wear them.
Just not anywhere that I need support.
Let me get back down here to the mic.
I will say that I as of right now, I still like my skims bra better, but I'm thinking
that I might like this.
I don't know.
I think I'm going to, Oh, is it supposed to, is it like, Ooh, it says be better on the
inside.
I don't think it's reversible.
That's cute.
Yeah, it's not, but did I say be better on the inside?
It's kind of cute.
Um, and it's a ribbed tank or a ribbed bralette.
The only thing is it doesn't like it has any padding.
So if it doesn't, your nipples get hard.
Sorry folks.
No, I don't want the padding cause I got those tick old biggies, but it's a bralette with
no padding and like, I don't want the bra.
It's more, it looks kind of like a, yeah, but what happens when you get nippley?
It's going to show right through that.
Show all the time.
I'm nippley on this side.
Can you see it?
I can.
Good.
Who cares?
Look, we have nipples and everyone sucked on them.
Everyone, everyone.
And if you have, if you didn't, not on mine, if you have it, if you didn't breastfeed as
a child and you're a man, you probably breast, you probably sucked on one as an adult.
So, um, at some point that sounds real bad.
Yeah.
Um, you know what I mean?
Real aggressive.
It's a boob.
Like, what am I supposed to do?
Like not, you know, I don't know.
Boobs walk around and you can see their junk in their pants sticking out like this because
they have like, yes.
It's a sad day.
RIP to gray sweatpants weather.
Oh God.
What do you like that?
Lord have mercy.
But yeah, so I don't know.
I think I'm going to send them back and get a smaller size and see how that goes.
I'll see what the return policy is and let y'all know.
We'll see.
Uh, yeah.
So, oh wait, we have one more news, Sarah.
Oh, okay.
This is kind of, I can't, I'm a little stressed out about saying this out loud.
But it is just the first thought that popped into my mind today when I was watching the
Netflix love is blind season four trailer on Instagram and I started watching it and
I felt very shallow when I first thought this.
But my initial thought was the people on this season are not as attractive as the people
have been in the past.
Oh my God.
I thought the same thing.
I watched it.
You told us to watch.
Okay.
I'm glad that y'all watched it.
What I'm, what I'm getting on that is that they are choosing people that are not just
there for fame and clout and to be on the show that hopefully, because you know, season
one was really the first seat.
I mean, it was the only season that, you know, really has couples that are still married
in was season one in season three and season, yes.
And season three, correct.
This last season, nobody is still the other correct.
And so nobody is, no.
And so I just felt like they were trying to go in a different direction.
I'm hoping that it works out for the best.
These people are not unattractive.
They are just not as attractive as some of the cast members have been in the past.
When I'm curious if because you know how sometimes in the beginning of the show,
they'll show all these people's faces and stuff.
But then most of those people don't even like get on the.
You don't even see them.
Today was like the introduction.
Their names and their.
I also noticed that there's a lot older group this year.
I felt like people were more in their 30s.
There was even somebody, I think, that was starting out or 40.
You know, mostly on the other seasons, it's been a lot of 20.
Well, I like that.
That makes me happy.
Because I'm one watching.
I want to see these people, you know, I want to see these people meet each other,
really connect and, you know, a little bit of drama is fine, you know, whatever,
because you are definitely going from being in these pods to like
having to cohabitate with somebody in the real world with a job
and your friends and your family and all that stuff.
But it's not just for show.
Like that's what I'm hoping that they were trying to accomplish with this.
I could be very wrong.
Whoever they showed on the trailer, maybe nobody that ends up, you know, on TV for real.
But that was just the first thought that popped into my mind.
I agree.
Yeah.
So and they're not these people are not unattractive.
Like it sounds like we're kind of being like shallow.
They are not unattractive.
It's just like they're not these people that have the plumped up lips
and like the fake boobs and the dudes that work out and have an eight pack abs.
They look like down home genuine.
Yes.
And I, I, I liked that.
Right.
Even though that was my thought, like they're bringing in people that are not as attractive.
It was a positive thought because I was like, I hope they're bringing in people that
they think are really going to treat this as the experiment that it should be and
make something good out of it instead of just a reason to get on TV.
So they were asking questions in that, um, in that video.
And I actually thought they were interesting.
Do you remember what they were?
It was like, what, um, what is like, I can't remember a negative quality about you.
Yeah.
And some people were like, Oh, I can't make it like, I can't make it to anything on time.
And then one girl was like, my alarm goes off 5,000 times in the morning.
I was like, that's me.
And one guy was like, I'm messy and God, what else was it?
I felt like every dude and maybe I miss them, but like, once I was starting to like
realize that there was a trend, I felt like every guy was like saying basically I'm
perfect and it's hard.
You know how like you go to a job interview and they're like, what's your
worst quality?
And you're like, because I'm a perfectionist and it's like basically not a bad thing.
One guy was like, I'm a night owl and I don't really know how to make it.
I'm a night owl and I don't really know how not to be.
And then the very next person after him was, um, I like to get up and meditate in
the morning.
It was a girl.
I like to get up and meditate in the morning about four or five AM.
And I was like, they're not a match.
Yeah.
But there was also a girl that they asked where her pet peeve was and she was like,
messy.
Why can't you just pick up your socks?
Yeah.
And that's going to be funny if one of the guys and her end up together, but I'm
curious, do we know what city they're in?
I'm thinking it's got to be West coast.
The accents were real, just kind of like generic.
I'm thinking like Seattle, Washington.
I don't know why I'm getting like a Seattle vibe.
The people are just kind of like homely looking.
No offense.
Shout out to Seattle.
Oh Lord.
Does it say Sarah?
I'm looking so, um, love is blind is being filmed in Seattle.
I swear to God, I had no idea.
I just, no offense to you Washingtonians or however you say it.
I just, you just don't find like anybody that's like, they don't just have a look
about them like Southern women have a look about them.
Like last season they were in Dallas.
All the girls were very put together, beautiful.
I don't know.
I just, I swear to God, y'all, I did not know that that's where it was.
I did not look that up.
I just had like a feeling.
It's like somewhere on the West coast.
Where there are people are like more laid back and not like California.
No.
Right.
And it's like a mix.
It's like a melting pot.
Because some parts of California are very, you know, granola.
Right.
Yes.
But I didn't feel like they were like suit the girl, the girls and
guys weren't super granola.
No.
Just very kind of homely looking.
Like I said.
And can we just, can we call them basic and not homely?
Yeah, not homely.
Yeah.
Like basic.
They weren't like the people that you see on these TV shows that they're picking.
Correct.
That are trying to like, and it's thank God.
Finally.
Put some regular people on the TV.
So I put some plus size women on there.
They have, I've seen, I don't know if they've got them on this one.
They've done better the last like season about putting, being size inclusive.
I will say that.
I agree.
Yeah.
So, and that's cool, but like, I just feel like normal people.
I get it.
Some people want to watch, they love watching all these pretty people.
When I watch TV and I see all these people with these fake boots.
I mean, I don't care about the fake boots, but like they've got Botox injections
and they're doing all this stuff.
And I'm like, you are not a real person.
I mean, you are, but like you've got all this fake stuff going on and it's not
what we all look like on a right, you know, it's not what you see in a sense.
It makes them, it makes them two things.
It makes them less relatable and it makes you want, want to be more perfect.
Perfect.
I guess, or more like them.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
Do we have a premiere date?
March 24th.
Okay.
Oh man.
So I didn't know this, but apparently on Netflix now there's like a thing on the
side where you can go and see like what's new and then it'll show you what's going
to release in the next week or this week, next week or like coming up.
And so you can add a reminder.
I did it the other day and I was like adding reminders for everything.
I was like, and I forgot.
I need to do that.
The things were that I added reminders for like a bunch of stuff's coming out.
While we're talking about Netflix, can I just throw this very random thought in here?
My Netflix is stressing me out a little bit.
So I share Netflix with Melanie and Brandon is also at my house a lot.
And Brandon, he's really fucking up my continue watching section.
Why doesn't he put his own name on there?
Because I'm not giving him Melanie's Netflix.
No.
Put a guest.
You can put a pert another thing on there and just be like guests and make him put.
Yeah.
You need to do that.
You cannot.
I felt kind of bad the other day.
Aren't you paying for half of it?
Yeah.
Well then it's halfway.
You can put out a guest.
We have like four people.
I have a bunch of.
She's going to be in town this weekend, so I'll talk to her about it.
And this is the first that I'm going to have to tell Brandon about this before next
Wednesday, because he, I've never said the same, but I got rid of a bunch of shit the
other day because I was tired of looking at it because he gets up early in the
morning on the weekends, like way earlier.
How did you get rid of it?
You can delete it.
Yeah.
If you go to click on it or whatever, it doesn't just immediately start where you
were.
It, you know, it'll start do the from beginning or more episodes of it.
If you keep scrolling down, you can remove from your watch list.
Oh, remove from your watch list.
Okay.
Gotcha.
I do that to Dale.
He records a lot of shit on direct on our direct TV and I go through and delete it
months after the fact.
Oh my God.
Dale's going to be like, well, he doesn't even watch it.
He'll hit record on everything.
And I'm like, what is this shit on here?
And he's like, I don't know.
I think I recorded it four months ago.
So sorry, babe.
He doesn't even know.
I know.
Sorry, Brandon, but I can't with that.
I want my.
Can you just put like a guest person on there?
I have like five of them on there.
It's like one for me.
I'm going to at least have a conversation with Melanie.
First of my niece, Lola.
So that I get kicked off.
Why would you get kicked off?
You didn't stop paying her.
Like she'll get over it.
She'll be like, why don't you pay me?
And I'll be like, because you kicked me off.
I don't know.
So if we're talking about things, reality shows, I know you're going to be like,
hogb capacity on reality shows.
I know some of our friends have definitely been keeping up with the Bravo drama.
Mason and Santana Vander pump rules drama.
Yes.
Tom, sand of all and Raquel are apparently been hooking up
for six months and that was a complete cover because everybody thought Tom
Schwartz and her were hooking up.
So I was very shocked.
I was very shocked as well.
watched the last like couple seasons of Vanderpump just not a huge Lisa Vanderpump
paint fans.
Well, she's not on there very often.
I know, but that's kind of why I just boycotted it a little bit.
And then I just got like checked out from the drama.
It was like, I mean, at first it was like young folks in their twenties that were kind
of just swapping boyfriends and girlfriends and stuff like that.
And I just kind of got over that and didn't want to watch it.
But now I am highly invested and I'm probably going to have to catch up on the last two
seasons that I've watched because that is some shit.
And Lala called it a long time ago, Bambi ass, Bambi eyed ass bitch.
Okay, hold on just a second.
Can I say something?
Okay.
So I don't want this obviously, so I don't have much to say about it.
But are these so what is Vanderpump rules?
That's my first part of the question.
And second, are they so like when I was in Vegas recently, they have a there's a bar.
I think it's in Caesar's palace.
Yes, Caesar.
Okay.
So that like, what is that?
So Vanderpump was on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for a series of years.
And she has restaurants and that's what she has done her whole life with her husband is
they have restaurants, they have Sir, they have pump, they have Tom Tom and then they
have the Vanderpump lounge in Vegas.
That's probably what you saw.
So they have a series of restaurants.
So in the very beginning, most of these people were servers at Sir.
And so they started this reality show around that and a lot of around the servers around
these servers and her businesses and that sort of thing, because they all, you know,
were friends with each other.
They worked between, you know, the different restaurants and things like that.
But it really connected the two shows of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because when Brandi
Glanville was still on there, she was married to Eddie Sebrian and he had an affair with
Leanne Rimes as well as this server Sheena.
And so it was like all connecting everything together.
So they were in the restaurant a lot for Real Housewives and then Sheena was kind of in
the show because of her affair with Brandi's ex-husband and Brandi was on the show.
And so they had to interact with each other and it kind of blew up again, even, even though
it had happened, you know, I don't know how many years before that, but I mean, a little
while before that because he's now married to Leanne Rimes.
This is y'all.
This is so much stuff that y'all know about these people that I don't even know this so
much about my friends.
I'm a Bravo fanatic and I want to go to BravoCon next year.
Oh my God.
I heard about that.
Yes.
And I was going to tell y'all that might have been what it was that I had the dream about
that we went to BravoCon that week.
Manifest it.
Can we win VIP tickets?
I would die.
Apparently it's like really fun and like, yeah.
There's all of the reality shows, which yes, we should go win here.
Let's go guilty pleasure.
I watch every Bravo show.
Let's do it.
I'll go same.
I mean, there are certain ones that I don't watch, but I mean, I watch a lot of million
dollar listings.
Probably like the one I don't watch that a whole lot.
I'll watch it if it's on somewhere that has like cable and it's playing and I haven't
seen it, but I also don't watch.
I quit watching the below decks.
I love it.
I watched below deck.
I've only watched it like once or twice and I actually kind of liked it recently whenever
I turned it on.
Melanie likes to call it underboard.
Underboard.
Melanie, oh, how much I love you.
Okay.
You got any more drama?
I mean, I guess we'll just see how things unfold.
Stay tuned.
Well, as far as Raquel and Tom Sandoval go, they had the same PR team.
She fired her PR team and now word on the street is that she's trying to kind of come
back into this and claim victim and, you know, lean into the fact that, you know, everybody
was calling her dumb and she's basically saying, yeah, I'm a victim.
I was dumb all along and I don't think that's going to work, especially now that the strategy
is out there.
I don't know.
I just think that that's really taking advantage of a situation when all you were was a shitty
friend who helped a dude cheat on somebody that was supposed to be your BFF.
Yeah.
I don't know if we mentioned, but Tom Sandoval, the person that she was in this alleged entanglement
with is what they're calling it.
He had a girlfriend, Ariana of nine years and they lived together and Ariana had taken
Raquel under her wing because Raquel had recently broken, had gone through a breakup.
They were engaged and they broke off their engagement.
So Ariana took her under her wing and this girl went and backstabbed her.
She was like sleeping with her.
Raquel did?
Yeah.
Ariana was like, dang, you know, Raquel, go get out there, date some people, have some,
you know, fun experience or whatever.
She didn't mean her husband.
Exactly.
It's happening right under her nose.
Wow.
In their apartment.
That sucks.
Like in their house, like where Ariana was sleeping.
So are they divorcing?
Like what's going on with them?
Well, they're not married.
They've just been together for that long.
But I can't remember who I said this to the other day, but maybe Mason.
Ariana didn't want to get married.
She kind of had put her foot down on that for a while.
And I mean, I think that she would have been open to it at some point maybe, but hello.
She was in the right mind to say, I don't want to marry Tom Sandoval because look what
happened.
Also, he looks like an emo 17 year old child with a porn stash.
Oh my gosh.
I did.
You're right.
I looked him up while you were talking about him.
And I'm like, yeah.
And his band sucks.
He looks like an ugly Johnny Depp.
I can see it.
Or something like that.
Or a mix between Johnny Depp and Johnny Knoxville with the fucking mustache.
Yes.
But also, you know what?
Anyone, anybody who's on these Bravo shows, y'all need to watch out for the men's name
Tom because they are trouble.
They're trouble.
Don't date, don't marry, don't fuck anybody named Tom.
Okay.
That's my advice.
So did y'all know that Britney Spears sold one of her houses?
I heard that on the news today.
Um, Jessica and I just looked at each other like, nope, don't care.
So she sold one of her houses.
I think it was in Florida.
How many houses does she have?
I don't know.
I don't even, this is just something that's lost her mind, but she sold it for $2 million
less than what it listed for, I think two or five or two.
And I look, you, you're right.
She has lost her mind.
You know how much I love her.
I loved her, but I, every time I get on Instagram, she's doing these little dances and they,
did you see the one today?
She's like rubbing her boobs and I'm like, what?
And she loves to wear her little low rise shorts or pants.
And the dances are not, but the dances are not good.
No.
What kind of dancing is she doing?
She doesn't know.
That's the sad thing.
She doesn't know.
And then her eye, her mascara and her eyeliner is like rubbed all down under her eyes.
Like she wore it to sleep and then like, yeah, did a smokey eye the night before.
And she's been going to the tanning bed with her bathing suit on.
Oh Brittany.
Bless.
We'll just pray for you.
Yes, we'll pray for you.
Speaking of, we're talking about trends from the past.
Cause you mentioned, you know, low rise pants.
I'm never wearing them things again.
Y'all heard the Snooki Poof is coming back in the hairdo.
Everybody remembers Snooki from Jersey Shore.
Yeah, I like Snooki.
I think she's funny cause I was recently watching the Jersey Shore that like when they redid
it and they came back together and they, and I was watching and it was so funny cause they
went out the first night and she gets wasted and she's like falling.
They keep, she can't even walk and they're like, dang Snooki still got it.
Yeah.
I love her.
She's hilarious.
I know she got it.
I'm going to be mad if the Snooki Poof comes back.
I mean, it looks so good on, it like makes your face look skinny.
Yes.
It makes your, yeah.
Y'all not remember I did it all the time.
Yeah.
So did I.
I'm pretty sure I still have some pictures.
I never had a bump it.
I did it in that show.
Me either.
Same.
What does it even a bump it look like?
I never had a bump it either.
I didn't either.
I just teased it.
Now who had one of those, one of y'all, somebody had one of those.
Those little bun things?
No, I had one of those.
Oh, Jessica had one.
I've got one of my cats stolen.
It's probably under my bed in there.
It would look good, but somebody had one of those ponytail holders that made your hair
like, it gave it volume.
Now I can't remember.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
I bought the flat ones or whatever.
Yes.
I can't remember what they're called.
They're stupid.
It didn't ever work for me.
I got mad.
Bobbie Jean told me about it and I bought a pack or whatever and they were stupid and
I don't, I'm not going to tell you the name even if I remember because you don't need
to buy it.
I did see something else on like Instagram or I don't know, it was probably TikTok last
night.
I stayed up real late editing last night and then afterwards I got done and I had TikTok
up on my computer, on my laptop and I don't have a TikTok account, but like the main page
was up and it has all these things and I was scrolling through all the stuff and I sat
there for like 45 minutes watching stuff and they're not even in English, half the ones
and I'm like, I'm like, stop, Emily, stop.
I couldn't stop.
You found the wrong TikTok then.
I know because I wasn't logged in.
You're being spied on.
So I'm looking and I'm like, this girl is talking about how apparently skinny, you know,
like they're trying to make, you know how back in the day everybody was like, you had
to be real thin.
Like you know, the Victoria's Secret models were super skinny.
Apparently thin is back in.
Gross.
Anyways.
I don't know.
Next.
Pass.
I know it's like, it's like anorexic looking skinny.
No, it's weird.
And I'm like, please don't, please don't do that.
Bring that back.
That's so ugly.
Right.
So now we're going to get rid of plus size modeling and drag shows and abortion.
So that's awesome.
Great.
Thank you, America.
I know, right?
This is bullshit.
Let's just let the men have the white men have the power back.
Shut up, Emily.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, it sounds like they're taking it back from us.
We are going to a drag bingo tomorrow night and that will be so much fun.
Yay.
We're going to have a wonderful time.
Oh, and Grannas 90th birthday is this weekend.
Yes.
So by the time this airs, my grandmother will be 90 years old and she's a wonderful lady.
Grannasoo.
90th birthday granny, Granna.
I mean, okay.
If you call her granny, she might get you.
Grannia.
No, Granna.
She don't have granny panties.
You got Granna panties.
Oh my God.
She's nuts.
All right, Sarah, give us that.
Give us that stuff.
I don't know.
You know, those things that people need to know.
Oh my gosh.
Tell us those things.
All right.
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Toodle-oo, mother truckers.
ABCDEFT, I have to go.
I don't know why it's so good.