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Welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast everyone. We are here to hang out with you and celebrate.

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My name is Emily Crampsey and this is...

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Hey y'all it's Sarah. Do I have to throw my last name out there?

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Oh I didn't realize I said my last name.

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You did.

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Hello. Emily Crampsey and Sarah Wright at your service.

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Oh Lord. What's been going on Sarah?

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I mean it's been one hell of a week.

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Lord have mercy don't even talk to me about that.

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I know.

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Was it from work or what?

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Yeah work is crazy right now. I mean which is always a good thing but it's still a lot.

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Yeah tonight when you came over my boss called me at six over it was past six o'clock and I was like making dinner for us and I'm like why is he calling me but I knew that I needed to answer it because there was some stuff going on and I'm like it's six o'clock go home.

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What are you doing?

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Do you think he's still at the office or do you think that he was like a guy?

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He's gone home by now he's got a family.

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Yeah interesting.

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He honestly might have been my old boss.

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Calls whenever.

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Yeah that's not good.

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No definitely not.

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Yeah this week has been fun.

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Well we started the week off because you know a week starts on Sunday and so we started the week off with a Sunday fun day.

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It was pretty good.

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Oh so when I think of my week, my week starts on Monday and ends on Sunday.

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You know so Sunday, I don't know why Sunday is like supposed to be the first of the week but it's because it's not it's really the end of the week and it's the Sabbath day or whatever that's why they you know the Sunday.

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Yeah.

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So isn't that supposed to be the like the last day of the week or was it supposed to be the first of the week?

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I don't know isn't it the first day of the week?

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It technically I think is the first day so like when you say it's like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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But I always Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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I don't know that's an interesting thing because I think of work week starts then but like I mean yeah of course you're ending your weekend on the Sunday but it's technically the start of a new week.

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I think of my Sunday as the last day of the week.

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Yeah.

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So I can see that.

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But it's kind of good that you I like that you bring up that we started our week because technically it was Sunday so our week started off good.

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Yeah we had a great time.

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That's great. It was didn't start with work and boring things like that or me having a migraine for two days.

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Yeah that's fair.

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Oh Lord have mercy.

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I mean I did a whole like I had a whole weekend.

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I left like late afternoon on Friday and went to Mobile to my sister's and attended my very first like Mardi Gras event.

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I mean obviously you know.

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What was the Mardi Gras event?

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I mean I went to my first parade so Mardi Gras originated in Mobile.

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Right.

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And so they celebrate big time and it was the very first weekend of parade.

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So Saturday night we went to our very first well my very first anyways parade and I had a ball and my sister was like this really wasn't even like that good of a parade.

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And I was like what do you mean I had so much fun.

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I caught like they call them throws the things that you like catch when they're throwing them from the floats.

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I caught like two hula hoops a bunch of beads.

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What did you do with your hula hoops?

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They're at my house.

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Sweet we need a hula hoop.

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I love hula hooping.

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I know you do that's why I saved them.

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Oh my God.

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Are they light up hula hoops?

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No but they are like I mean they have like sparkly stickers for Mardi Gras.

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I'm really bad at hula hooping but I wanted like at one point I really wanted to get into it like so my neighbor she is really good at hula hooping and we went to this thing one time at Avondale Brewing Company and they had like a

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it was like Halloween last year or the year before where they had like the people that do the fire tricks and they have like what are they called?

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They're called oh my God I don't know what they're called but you light them on fire and she had never done it with a fire before but she let somebody let them borrow her stuff.

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She went out there and she was so good and it was like fire everywhere but she.

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That's so wild.

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And she was in her like Halloween costume which was what's the heist?

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Money Heist costume.

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Yeah.

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It was really cute.

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She did a good job.

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Shout out to Shelby.

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They throw like all the crazy stuff like I got a box of those cordial cherries.

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Oh really?

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I love those too.

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They throw ramen noodles, moon pies.

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I saw that one of my friends.

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Oatmeal cream pies.

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Yeah.

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Ramen noodles.

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I call them ramen noodles.

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You call them ramen or ramen?

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Ramen.

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I know everybody calls them ramen but when I was little I don't know if it's an Alabama thing but we called them ramen noodles where I mean not everybody called them that but I did.

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My family probably doesn't call them that but I always called them ramen noodles because.

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I don't know I feel like if you go to like a pho restaurant or something like that they're like it's ramen.

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Do they say ramen?

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I've never heard anybody tell me the correct way to say it.

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Honestly I don't know.

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It's like pho and pho or pho or whatever people say pho.

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Pho.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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Like the pho king.

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The pho king.

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Like have you ever been to a place they have like pho or pho or pho or whatever.

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I've been to one.

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And then the last the name place of the place is called pho the pho king.

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Like pho king.

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You're so crazy.

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I think it's funny but yeah so what was your favorite throw?

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I mean the hula hoop was pretty cool and like I caught that but I also caught this headband that is a crown and it lights up and I kept that.

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It's a crown so where are you going to wear that?

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Wherever I want.

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Maybe all over my house one day.

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You never know.

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Maybe on my birthday I'll wear it.

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I should give you my light up shoelaces so that you can put them in your shoes.

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I think that's a great idea.

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And wear it with your new crown headband.

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Yeah.

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I wore that thing all night.

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I've still never worn my light up shoelaces so I bought these like light up gloves for.

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Roller skating?

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No no no no no.

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No but that does sound fun.

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I'm going to have roller skating and hula hoop and wear my light up.

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There you go.

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I'll give you my crown for that.

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But I bought these like light up glove things for my nephew for like his birthday or something

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and they came with light up shoelaces but like he can't wear those shoelaces because

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they're like adult sized shoelaces and also I wanted them so I kept them.

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So I have these light up shoes.

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They're really cool.

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That's funny.

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So anyway so we went to the dog park bar.

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It's called like good dog.

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I think I don't know it's downtown near railroad park.

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Yeah I was expecting it to be a little bit different.

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I was expecting it to be a bar.

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And like even when you read online it's like oh it sounds like there's a bar.

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You sit at the bar and then you put your dog in a dog park area.

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Yes and somebody takes care of your dog.

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Yeah and that's what I thought too.

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Like I really thought that.

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Yeah.

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When we get in there and it's like a big thing you sit inside with your dog and like literally

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it smelled like disgusting my jacket like the sash thing that you wrap like around the jacket.

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It accidentally touched the ground for like one second and I have to it's disgusting because

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it smells like pee now.

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Oh my gosh.

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Because it's like Astro turf.

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Yeah.

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And then just the dogs pee everywhere and then that one dog when were you there when

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that yeah you were when the dog there was this one dog he came right behind us and took

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this huge dump.

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It wasn't even right behind us.

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It was like a mile away.

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Not really.

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It smelled so bad they had to get that.

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It was.

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They had to get that water hose out and hose that stuff off.

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I mean it's a good concept in theory but like so Pete was already there when we got there

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and I did not bring my dog Jolene because she had been immobile with me.

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My sister and her boyfriend Thomas have three dogs so we'd been you know four dogs deep

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all weekend.

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Jolene acting foolish with her BFF Max and so she was like tired when we got home.

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She didn't get off the couch.

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She will normally walk us all the way the door when we leave and she was not having

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any of it.

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So I left her at home because I felt like that's what she wanted to do.

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So we got there and you like check in and there's like a window almost like a you know

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ticket.

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What do you call that the box office type window but they have coolers behind them that

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have drinks.

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And so the girl was like what do you want to drink and I was like well like is there

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a bar like do we order here and she was like well there's a bar in there like pointed to

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fenced in area and I was like okay and she was like a table like a fold up table with

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a dude with he did have all kinds of stuff.

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Yeah but it was just misleading and I was like so how do we go to you know get in here

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after we and she goes you can't go in there if you don't have a dog and I was like what

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are you talking about and she was like yeah you have to have a dog to go in there and

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I was like okay well there's like a huge group.

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It doesn't say that on the internet like it says all the stuff like you don't have to

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have a dog to come.

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And it was just the weirdest thing and she was like I'm kind of new here so like let

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me check and I was like well there's a big group that's coming in like my friend is in

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there right now and she was like oh as long as somebody has one dog you're fine and I

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was like okay this is so bizarre but whatever.

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And so we went in there and a couple other I mean you brought Butterbean and I guess

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Pete's friend Pete brought his dog.

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Butterbean was the only small dog.

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Yeah but I mean it was cool once we got in there there's a bunch of chairs and stuff

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and it's like and almost like a I don't know not I mean that's a huge metal building but

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one side of it is all the way open so there's some airflow in there whatever I don't know

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it was kind of like tailgating but like on AstroTurf with a big fence around us.

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Yeah I mean I think that's fair but the dogs were great and I mean it was funny to watch

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some of these random dogs you know you don't know and they come over and talk to you or

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you can go talk to them and I mean everybody was super nice yeah.

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I mean Jolene would have loved it and like I had a little bit of regret for not bringing

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her but like I can go back.

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Yeah you can go back but it did smell bad I was like I don't know about this.

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That was I think the biggest like shocker because it's not a separate area for like

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I genuinely thought it was like okay your dog's going to daycare and daycare to me is

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I'm not there.

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Oh yeah for sure yeah like I thought and online it sounds like.

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You have to pay for it.

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I mean you have to pay to let your dog in there.

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It says it sounded like there is a bar and then there is a dog area that you put your

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dogs in like when you read the stuff online it sounds so completely different than what

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it was and I told everybody this is the deal like this is what it is I was like so excited

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about it I'd never been there and then we get there and it was like just kidding.

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See Victoria had been there before.

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Oh she had okay.

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But I didn't really have like a conversation with her before to fully understand it but

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her dog wasn't up to date on her border to tell us so she couldn't couldn't bring Violet

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but.

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Yeah.

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So then after that we went to see Pete old Pete from the you know the episode that he

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you know he wrote me a love letter I guess is what you want to say.

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So we went and saw him play hockey and and we took everybody and so we could cheer him

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on and they lost again.

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They almost didn't though.

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Well no they they almost they almost they were winning when we got there.

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They were they had one point.

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I might be the problem.

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Yeah.

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No I don't think so.

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But they loved it.

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They they went in the penalty box for like Harrison and Pete went in the penalty box

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for like five minutes each.

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I hadn't been to a hockey game in forever and I mean the Bulls are right here Birmingham

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Bulls are right here but I haven't had an opportunity to go.

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So like for me growing up in like hockey town I was in my glory.

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Sarah was in there yelling 88 88 F you 88.

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She was like talking crap to number 8.

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I was talking because he was he was doing some crazy stuff.

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But yeah she was she was she was the coach from the sidelines a hundred percent.

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So definitely coach from the sidelines if they want to hire me next year next season

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because I think they have like a bunch of different seasons like a month break in between.

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I'm available.

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Oh there you go.

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Yeah I don't know if you get paid for that.

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I don't care.

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Yeah.

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OK.

235
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So if you're on the sideline who cares.

236
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I don't know if they let you.

237
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Oh yeah I guess because you have beer like they sell beer.

238
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Yeah.

239
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OK.

240
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Cool.

241
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On the sidelines that is not what it's called but that's OK.

242
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Yeah.

243
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So yeah so we had fun.

244
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That was good.

245
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Anything else going on with you.

246
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Yeah I'm actually I'm nervous.

247
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I'm nervous to talk about it and I'm nervous to actually do it.

248
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I'm going to meet Brandon's family this weekend.

249
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He's met like everybody and their brother on my side of the family but now it's my turn.

250
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OK.

251
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Well he did it the right way like where you like wait a few months make sure it's working

252
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out.

253
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Sarah did it the wrong way where you like bring him after the third date.

254
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Oh by the way what kind of Thanksgiving.

255
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Meet my family and you know what Brandon was a good sport.

256
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He was a great sport.

257
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Listen he's in it for the long haul.

258
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This man has already taken time off next Thanksgiving so he doesn't have to work that weekend.

259
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Oh my gosh.

260
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He was so upset he had to leave.

261
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Oh he had to leave.

262
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I didn't know that.

263
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Yeah well I mean he was there for Thanksgiving Day but like he had to work on that Friday.

264
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Oh gotcha.

265
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So I think he likes me.

266
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I'm pretty sure he does.

267
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I think so.

268
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So that's exciting.

269
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Well it is.

270
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However I so I knew that I was we're going to his sister's and she's married and they

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have two kids two daughters.

272
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Are his parents going to be there too.

273
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His parents are divorced but his mom lives in Montgomery and she was going to be there.

274
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So at first it was just going to be his sister and her family and then you know his mom's

275
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coming which I full on expected to happen because she's right there.

276
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Why.

277
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Why would she not come.

278
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You know right.

279
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Well this week he was talking about something he was like oh yeah my aunt's going to be

280
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there too and I was like what are you talking like how long did you know that and he was

281
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like a week.

282
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And I was like were you just like not going to say anything and like let me show up to

283
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a house full of people and not know who all the other.

284
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The aunt and sister and what her husband.

285
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Uh huh.

286
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And that's it.

287
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Their kids and his mom.

288
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OK cool.

289
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Well that's not that many people and the aunts not as as like concerning as the mom.

290
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The aunts can be cool like cool aunt like me and and the mom is going to be like either

291
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she's going to love you in the beginning and then later on she's going to not like you

292
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because that's how all mother-in-laws are because you're taking away their baby.

293
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OK.

294
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Oh my god.

295
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They are and you know it for the baby boys.

296
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Yeah listen I've got two brothers and I see how it is.

297
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Anyways.

298
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OK so next so so you're so you're excited to meet his mom and his aunt.

299
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Yeah absolutely.

300
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Cool.

301
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Yeah.

302
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Yeah.

303
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040
Nice.

304
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I'll report back.

305
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I'm going to the Dart Tournament in Decatur this weekend which is where I'm from and it's

306
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at like the Double Tree Hotel.

307
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I think it's a double tree the hotel that's on the river and he's going to be up there

308
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and so I'm going to my parents house to stay there and I'm pretty sure my parents are going

309
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to come with me to the tournament to watch him play darts.

310
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I'm so excited for this.

311
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Which would mean that they're going to meet Pete.

312
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Yeah.

313
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So I have a question about this.

314
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How did all of this unfold?

315
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Like he's obviously going to the Dart Tournament.

316
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Were you going home already or are you going home because of his darts tournament?

317
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I'm going home because of it.

318
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Okay.

319
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Yeah.

320
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Okay.

321
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So this is like planned.

322
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It wasn't just a coincidence.

323
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No.

324
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Yeah.

325
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Yeah.

326
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,040
It's planned and he was because he was like I'm going to Decatur.

327
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Do you want to go?

328
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I think he asked me to go with him and I was like oh well I'll just go up there and stay

329
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with my parents because I need to like go visit them anyways.

330
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I haven't been there in a while.

331
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So yeah that's what happened.

332
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Are you nervous?

333
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No.

334
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,040
See I wasn't nervous for Brandon to meet my family either.

335
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,040
Look if you don't like my family that's your fault.

336
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,040
My family is really cool.

337
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,040
My mom is a little bit crazy sometimes but she's better with the boys.

338
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That's like the best part though.

339
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She's really good with boys.

340
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So she like like any like dude that I date she's going to be like nice to and like hang

341
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out with.

342
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She like honestly I could just like go drop Pete off at my parents house and my mom would

343
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just like have a conversation with him for two weeks.

344
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You know so it'll be good.

345
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Yeah.

346
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I mean I think all my parents are you know good.

347
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I mean obviously my mom doesn't have as much of an opportunity to meet people because she

348
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doesn't live here but I can tell when my dad like truly like somebody or when he's just

349
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making the effort because he doesn't want to like upset me.

350
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,040
So how does he act?

351
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Is he just like oh yeah okay hey uh.

352
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,040
I don't know it's just not overly friendly.

353
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:54,040
Yeah I mean that and like doesn't like attempt to have like like he'll tell me all the time

354
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:59,040
tell Brandon I did this or tell Brandon I bought this you know at the store or ask Brandon

355
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this about like a cut of meat or something like that and he's not going to make that

356
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,040
effort if he doesn't really give shit.

357
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,040
Right yeah.

358
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He would just let it live and when that person is present they're present and when they're

359
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,040
not they're not.

360
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,040
Yeah so what are you doing for the Super Bowl?

361
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,040
You staying at their place?

362
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040
No.

363
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040
You're coming back or you have a party?

364
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,040
He has to work.

365
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,040
Oh so what are you gonna do?

366
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:23,040
Um I well you know along the normal lines nobody answers text messages these days or

367
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,040
whatever.

368
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,040
I put a feeler out in our group message the other day and said what's everybody doing

369
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,040
for the Super Bowl?

370
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,040
Rose is the only one who answered.

371
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,040
What group what group message?

372
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:34,040
The message that you started about the hockey game in the dog bar.

373
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:39,040
Oh I didn't respond I don't know where were we when y'all said that?

374
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:43,040
No I said it the other day I was like by myself it was like during the day or something.

375
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,040
Oh was that like on Monday or Tuesday when I was sick to death?

376
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,040
Oh that's true yeah that's probably.

377
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:51,040
Yeah that's when I turned my phone on silent and was like in a dark coma.

378
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,040
Yeah are you gonna be back to watch it?

379
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:58,040
Um so I don't know yet but I have to be at work I have to actually physically go to work

380
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:02,040
next week and so I can't be like drinking a bunch on Sunday.

381
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,040
No I mean I don't want to I have to work on Monday.

382
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,040
And I have to like I have to get dressed I haven't done this in a long time.

383
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,040
And you have to drive somewhere what are you gonna do?

384
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,040
I have to dress I have to drive and I have to park and walk and like it's gonna be a

385
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:18,040
whole thing so and I have to be like presentable and stuff so I can't like just be in leggings.

386
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,040
Well you're always presentable so.

387
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,040
Not necessarily.

388
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,040
Yes you are.

389
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:25,040
Sometimes if I don't have a meeting like on a Monday morning I'm I don't have any

390
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,040
makeup on or whatever you know you never know.

391
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:32,040
So yeah so I have to go to work so I don't know I would prefer to come back to honestly

392
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:37,040
I don't really care about the Super Bowl that much is it the Chiefs and the.

393
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,040
The Eagles.

394
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,040
Eagles.

395
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,040
Philadelphia.

396
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:45,040
And I don't care about the NFL either like I'm a fan of like some of the like old Auburn

397
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,040
players that are in the NFL but like I don't have an NFL team.

398
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,040
Um but I if I have to pick when I'm picking the Eagles just because my company has an

399
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,040
office in outside of Philly.

400
00:18:55,040 --> 00:19:00,040
So the only thing I really care about for the Super Bowl is well first of all I want

401
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:05,040
to know who's gonna I mean who's who's do oh it's Rihanna Rihanna's the Super Bowl

402
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,040
halftime right.

403
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,040
Because the only reason I know that is because I listen to Howard Stern like every morning

404
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:14,040
at you know in the morning when I wake up it turns on automatically because I love Howard

405
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,040
Stern.

406
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,040
Shout out to you Howard if you're listening I love you.

407
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:22,040
So they have these bets going on with and it's Richard Christie who is like this crazy

408
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:27,040
dude that just like does everything and I forgot what they so I'm half asleep usually

409
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:32,040
when I'm listening to this but I think that one of them has to like this is disgusting.

410
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:36,040
I probably shouldn't say this on here but like one of them has to like cut their they

411
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,040
were talking and this may not be what they're actually gonna do.

412
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:44,040
They were talking about like somebody cutting off their pubes and like the other one having

413
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:48,040
to either put it on his tongue or like glue it to his face or something.

414
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,040
Like it's a beard.

415
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,040
Absolutely not.

416
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:54,040
And I forgot what the other one was like they were gonna make some guy was gonna have to

417
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:58,360
make out with this other dude and like that was the bet for like whoever lost because

418
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:03,480
there are two guys one guy's like really big Chiefs fan and one guy is a very big Eagles

419
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,040
fan or actually maybe he's not but he's a fan of something else.

420
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:13,040
Anyways I don't know all the details but I'm excited to hear what happens so that I can

421
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,960
listen to to them on Monday morning and see the outcome.

422
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,960
That's fair enough.

423
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,360
Well I did get a text from my mom tonight.

424
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:27,600
She's trying to get caught up on the podcast and she was talking to me and I was like you

425
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:32,320
know is there anything that you want us to talk about you know on the podcast or whatever.

426
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:37,320
And she was like the Super Bowl baby it's current and I said well it's on the list and

427
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:41,680
she said Tom Brady retirement and it is Giselle in his future.

428
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:45,120
Did you watch the Grammys JLo and Ben are all the buzz.

429
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,200
You got to watch the pop culture to do the podcast.

430
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,160
Have you seen the Tom Brady like picture that you posted.

431
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,640
What the hell is that.

432
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,280
That's like his first ever thirst trap and like how do you think.

433
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,920
Why is he holding his hand in front of his.

434
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,560
I don't know but you're not getting your wife back after that.

435
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,560
Like you just look you made yourself look cool.

436
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,440
Was he trying to get his wife back though.

437
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,560
I mean I don't know.

438
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:11,720
I figured like I don't know I feel like there was a little bit of hope when he like came

439
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:16,800
back for one more year and now he's retiring again but I feel like he just like set the

440
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:20,640
divorce in motion with going back and now he's like fuck how it turned out.

441
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:21,640
I don't know.

442
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,720
Also I don't think like he's very skinny to be a professional football player.

443
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,000
He's not attractive.

444
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,400
I don't think so either.

445
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:35,280
No Giselle is hot like she is very beautiful and she still looks like a 20 year old.

446
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,280
100 percent.

447
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:41,440
You know like amazing and he's just like his is like kind of looks like skin like I feel

448
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,200
like it's just like hmm like maybe.

449
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,440
You really examined this photo huh.

450
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:51,160
Well no I didn't but I was like why does it why was his hand I need to pull it up but

451
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,600
I'm seeing it in my head.

452
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,560
The one thing I want to talk about my question for the photo is why does he have on like

453
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,960
cream colored underwear.

454
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960
Was it cream?

455
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,600
Put some white underpants on in the photo that I saw.

456
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,840
He probably did that because he first of all it's probably the color he was wearing that

457
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,840
day.

458
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,680
But second he probably doesn't you can see if white ones you can see through them.

459
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,040
You put your hand in front of there anyway.

460
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,040
What does it matter?

461
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,040
You know his hand was in front of it.

462
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,080
It was because he's trying to cover up the fact that it's not very big.

463
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,000
Because if it was big you know it would not be covered up okay.

464
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,360
Well it also probably I don't is it on Instagram?

465
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:25,240
I don't know it couldn't it may not be.

466
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,240
What was it on?

467
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,240
What was it on?

468
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,240
I don't know.

469
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,400
I'll have to look it up while we're talking.

470
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,360
Listen but I'm I'm not for that.

471
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:34,720
Yeah me either I'm just like.

472
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,360
But I was never a Tom Brady fan anyways because he's bullshit.

473
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,920
He was bullshit at the Patriots.

474
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,600
He's a little cheater cheater pumpkin eater.

475
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,600
I don't like him.

476
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,920
He's not attractive.

477
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,040
He he can go away.

478
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:51,100
I don't know anything about football like professional football except for like nothing

479
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,640
except for I know who Tom Brady is.

480
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,880
I don't know he's married or was married to Giselle and they had kids and they were like

481
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,440
beautiful and whatever.

482
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,080
But and Tom Brady is like apparently is he like the goat or something?

483
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,200
I don't know for for football is he?

484
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,680
I don't know that's what everybody says.

485
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680
That's the only thing I know.

486
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,360
I don't even know who he plays for played for.

487
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,920
I don't I don't care.

488
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,000
Tampa IDG AF.

489
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,760
Yeah that's fair.

490
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,400
Yeah so yeah that picture.

491
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,680
Yeah he's I don't think he's attractive.

492
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:23,400
He like he's got a long neck with a big like goiter looking smile.

493
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,960
Yeah he's got like a goiter looking Adam's apple.

494
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,160
Let me pick look how big that picture like the picture.

495
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,160
Oh yeah.

496
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,160
Look how big is Adam's apple thing.

497
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,160
He's like a goiter.

498
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,880
He looks like a European soccer player in that photo.

499
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,040
Yeah he's look how his neck's long like butter beans.

500
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:45,960
He's he just doesn't look to me like I mean he does look like he would maybe be like a

501
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960
bat.

502
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,080
He does look like a soccer player like he's in shape for it like not a yeah not for a

503
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080
football player.

504
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,240
Yeah they would he would be bigger.

505
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:58,800
He's lacking some meat on his bones and you know I like those those my man thick AF.

506
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,800
Love it.

507
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:00,800
So yeah I hear that.

508
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,800
Oh Tom Brady.

509
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,800
So anyways.

510
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,840
Well we'll see what happens with the Super Bowl I guess.

511
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,800
So have you made any bets for the Super Bowl?

512
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:07,800
Absolutely not.

513
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,800
Oh my gosh.

514
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:13,120
So you know that you can bet on like what color hair Rihanna is going to have in the

515
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,720
Super Bowl halftime show.

516
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,720
You can bet on that.

517
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,360
Like with like professional like yeah they have like yeah they have like the apps or

518
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,360
whatever.

519
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:21,760
Yeah they have so many crazy things.

520
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,760
That is so bizarre.

521
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,240
That is the wildest thing or like who's going to be there.

522
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:29,840
Like if Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be there they're like have they have like odds it's

523
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,680
like betting for like a like a horse race or a dog race.

524
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,680
So weird.

525
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:36,680
Yeah wild.

526
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,680
I don't know.

527
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,840
Like it's too much stress.

528
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,880
You can't even have fun like watching it when you're betting on something like that.

529
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,880
I just watched the Super Bowl for the commercials and hopefully the Clydesdales will be there

530
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:51,440
but I know that they kind of like sort of discontinued them but didn't really discontinue

531
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,440
the Budweiser.

532
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,440
Interesting.

533
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:57,600
Yeah they still have them but they discontinued them a long time ago and then they got that

534
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,180
puppy I don't know.

535
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:02,680
Maybe I'm miss speaking but I'm pretty sure they don't have them anymore.

536
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:03,680
All right.

537
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:09,840
Well so after that so after you know the Super Bowl we have Valentine's Day actually excuse

538
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,800
me is Galentine's Day on Sunday on the.

539
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,800
Yes it is.

540
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,800
It's no it's on Monday.

541
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,800
It's on Monday.

542
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800
Yeah.

543
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,760
Okay yeah so I don't know why I thought it was on a Sunday.

544
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,720
So Galentine's Day and then Valentine's Day.

545
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,720
Yes.

546
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,720
It's coming up.

547
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,160
And do you want to know what else Valentine's Day happens on Valentine's Day?

548
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,720
Jolene turns two.

549
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,720
Oh yeah.

550
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,720
Is that her real birthday?

551
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,720
No.

552
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,000
I don't know what it is but I got it.

553
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,280
Yeah because I got her on August the 15th and six months before that was February the

554
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280
15th.

555
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,040
Why would I make it February the 15th instead of making it Valentine's Day?

556
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,040
Oh that's true.

557
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,440
I do have a friend that has a Valentine's Day birthday.

558
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,440
Happy birthday Mariela.

559
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,440
I miss you.

560
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,960
I wish you would come back to Alabama.

561
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,640
But yeah so and I hate it for her because she's always like yeah like my birthday is

562
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,640
on Valentine's Day.

563
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,200
So it's like Valentine's Day but nobody forgets her birthday.

564
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,200
I mean maybe they do.

565
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,200
I don't know.

566
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Yeah.

567
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,200
Happy birthday Jojo too.

568
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,200
Yeah.

569
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,680
Happy birthday to the little bean.

570
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,000
So what are you doing for Valentine's Day?

571
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,400
Honestly nothing.

572
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,520
I am not a Valentine's Day fan.

573
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,520
Me either.

574
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,520
Not really.

575
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,200
I just I well I don't like candy so I don't really like.

576
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,200
You weirdo.

577
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:23,520
I know but like I just it doesn't like tickle my fancy so like I don't really give a shit

578
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,360
about the things that like are sold.

579
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,760
But Brandon will tickle your fancy.

580
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,960
I don't care what's sold in the store that time of year.

581
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:33,960
Just ignore it.

582
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,080
Yeah absolutely I'm ignoring you.

583
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,240
But I don't I don't know and like I feel like going like I've gone out to eat for Valentine's

584
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,880
Day before or whatever and it's just a shit show.

585
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:48,280
There are people everywhere and I mean if you have a reservation you're lucky.

586
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:53,120
Like I remember one time going with the guy that I dated when I very first got here and

587
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,800
he did he would not make a reservation for anything.

588
00:26:55,800 --> 00:27:02,440
Honey I brought like bought a matching pair of like underwear and bra and put a nice dress

589
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:07,640
on and heels and we show up in this restaurant and they were like it's gonna be four hours.

590
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,640
And I was like.

591
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,760
What restaurant was it?

592
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,840
It was Firebirds and I was like absolutely not.

593
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,840
Firebirds.

594
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,840
Four hours.

595
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,840
Lord.

596
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,800
I was so damn irritated at that point.

597
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,800
And so do you want to know what we ended up doing?

598
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,800
What?

599
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:29,920
We went to I think it's Salvatore's and went through the drive through and ordered a pizza

600
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,920
and took it home.

601
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,760
Oh so I'm gonna tell you my pizza story.

602
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,280
I don't know if you're done with your story right now but I'm gonna tell you my pizza

603
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,280
story.

604
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,280
Oh I'm done.

605
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,280
I was just mad.

606
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280
That's why I just don't like Valentine's Day.

607
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:47,120
It's pressure unnecessary pressure for couples and men and women like getting each other.

608
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,160
Every holiday Christmas is like that too.

609
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,200
Yeah I mean I don't know.

610
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,680
I just feel like it's one of those things where like let's just be hypothetical and

611
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:59,640
say your man you know or your girl whoever forgets to like get you a card or something

612
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,640
for Valentine's Day.

613
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,800
Don't be mad at that shit.

614
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Come on.

615
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,640
It's a stupid holiday about candy and love.

616
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:09,160
If you're in love already that is all that matters.

617
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,160
Consumerism.

618
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,160
Yes.

619
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,480
But also like Valentine's Day how do you forget that day?

620
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480
I mean I agree.

621
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,480
And here's my thing.

622
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,480
I wouldn't even care.

623
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:21,920
Like I forget which day Christmas is a lot but I shouldn't.

624
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,560
Yeah but get something same day.

625
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,120
I don't even care.

626
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,120
One flower.

627
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,840
Yeah go pick it out of the bush outside.

628
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Hell yeah.

629
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,840
At least you remembered.

630
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,840
Like that's it.

631
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,880
But like I'm not about to like be mad at somebody if they forget Valentine's Day.

632
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,560
Or just like make me dinner or something.

633
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,280
And that's what Brandon's doing is he's cooking dinner.

634
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,280
That's nice.

635
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:44,280
I mean I'll be here recording on actual Valentine's Day with you who will be my Valentine.

636
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,280
Yes.

637
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,000
But we're gonna do Valentine's on Wednesday.

638
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
Oh yay Valentine.

639
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,480
You should have worn that pink shirt or purplish pink shirt for Valentine's Day.

640
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,960
I mean I can wash it.

641
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,960
I ordered.

642
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,960
Did I order them?

643
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:01,280
I think I ordered some Valentine's Day heart earrings to wear for Valentine's Day.

644
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,480
I'm really excited about them.

645
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,080
So do I need to wear Valentine's Day garb over here?

646
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,560
Yeah but like t-shirt and like leggings within your heart earrings.

647
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,200
Well I don't have any heart earrings I don't think but I'll find something to wear.

648
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,680
Like just like yeah you don't be like fancy but like cool.

649
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,880
Well I'm excited about recording with you on Valentine's Day.

650
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,480
But I'm gonna tell you my story about my Valentine's Day on year.

651
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,480
Okay.

652
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:28,520
So this was a while back and I think I was just out of a long relationship where I had

653
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,960
like lived with the guy.

654
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,800
I think I may have told you.

655
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,800
Did we release that episode?

656
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,440
Yeah I think we did.

657
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,160
The one that was folding your underpants.

658
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,160
No no not that one.

659
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,160
No a different one there.

660
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,160
I was living with him and the one who had girls over.

661
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,160
Yes.

662
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:48,320
So I'm pretty sure I was like just out of that relationship and I'd moved into an apartment

663
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,680
and it was the first time I'd ever lived by myself.

664
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:55,440
So before that I'd always had a roommate or like lived with him or had roommates or whatever.

665
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,360
And so I moved into this apartment by myself and then it was Valentine's Day.

666
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,440
And everybody I knew had like a boyfriend.

667
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,640
They were going out for Valentine's Day doing all their Valentine's Day whatever.

668
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,880
And so I was like I'm ordering a pizza and that was when they did the heart pizzas.

669
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,160
I think it was like Domino's maybe and they did the heart pizzas.

670
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:17,520
And I was like hell yeah I'm getting a heart pizza and I'm getting it delivered.

671
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,920
And like Domino's is like I think it's Domino's and I hate to call somebody out on this but

672
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,800
like it was a long time ago.

673
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,360
So Domino's you're forgiven but the guy that did this is not.

674
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,520
So I order this pizza.

675
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,000
Three hours later they still haven't delivered it.

676
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,160
And I'm like calling them like hey and I was like okay so I'm gonna order this pizza.

677
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,680
This heart shaped pizza and I'm gonna sit at home and I'm gonna watch like whatever

678
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,040
shows I feel like watching or movies.

679
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:48,080
And I'm like yeah this is gonna be the best Valentine's Day ever.

680
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,080
Order that pizza.

681
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,080
It doesn't show up.

682
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,120
And so I like call them and they're like oh he's on his way.

683
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,120
He's on his way.

684
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,120
And I'm like okay.

685
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:58,240
Well then they told me he like I think they told me he came and I wasn't there.

686
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:03,000
And I was like that is baloney because I have been here literally standing by the door this

687
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
whole time.

688
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,400
Well so at that point I lived in this historic building that had like this big staircase

689
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:16,080
to go up to the top and then you had three floors to go up in stairs to get to my unit.

690
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:21,000
And if you're a delivery person I am sorry but you have to go to the door.

691
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Hell yeah.

692
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,800
You get paid and you also get tipped to do these things.

693
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,800
I did not order.

694
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,900
I would have gone and picked it up if I wanted to do that myself.

695
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:34,280
So the dude calls me he gets there three or four hours late however long.

696
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,280
It's like midnight.

697
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,880
I don't know it wasn't midnight because I think I ordered it really early but it was

698
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,200
really late and I was like waiting for this pizza.

699
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,200
I'm starving.

700
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200
I'm already pissed off.

701
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,160
He calls me and it's like uh you gonna come get this?

702
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,580
And I'm like excuse me?

703
00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:50,600
And he's like I'm out here.

704
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,920
And I'm like okay well I'm in here waiting for you.

705
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,440
And he's like I don't know where to park.

706
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440
And I'm like excuse me?

707
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,360
I'm like he's like there's nowhere to park.

708
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,600
And I'm like yes there is.

709
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,200
Just park on the, put your flashers on like every other delivery person.

710
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,200
I go down there.

711
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,040
This dude is sweating, dripping sweat.

712
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:13,680
He is the big, I mean and I'm not a small person so I'm not like saying anything about

713
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,920
being fat or anything but this dude was the fattest MF'er I've ever seen in my entire

714
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,920
life.

715
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,120
In his big van and he's like sweating to death all over my pizza.

716
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:31,080
And he was just too lazy and fat excuse me to go up my stairs and bring me my pizza.

717
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:35,480
And then he was like after, so I got it from him and he was like he looked at me and he

718
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,880
said where's my tip?

719
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,400
And I was like excuse me?

720
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,200
You made me walk all the way down here and you think you're in your four hour sleigh?

721
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,760
You lost your damn mind.

722
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:45,760
What?

723
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,760
I'm like no.

724
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,240
Like what the hell?

725
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,120
So that really pissed me off.

726
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,440
That was my favorite Valentine's Day.

727
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,160
Did you eat your heart shaped pizza though?

728
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,040
Yeah, I think I did but I'm pretty sure that it was like cold and like the top had been

729
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,680
pushed into the cheese.

730
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,640
You know that kind of thing so I don't know.

731
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:02,640
But yeah.

732
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,400
And oh, oh, oh, excuse me.

733
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,320
And they had run out of heart shaped pizzas.

734
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,320
So I didn't get the heart shaped.

735
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,320
Oh so you did not?

736
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,320
So I just got a round one.

737
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320
Oh my gosh.

738
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,480
Well Brandon asked me yesterday or the day before he was like do you want a heart shaped

739
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480
rib eye?

740
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,680
Was he gonna cut it?

741
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:24,200
Yeah, they said that they were going to do heart shaped rib eyes again and he asked me

742
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,400
if I wanted one and I was like no, I do not care about that.

743
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,800
If you want one, get one.

744
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,240
That is totally fine.

745
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,040
But I think all they do is like cut it down the middle and butterfly it.

746
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,040
Cool.

747
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,960
So which is basically like a piece of chicken.

748
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,600
Yeah, I'm not getting a heart shaped piece of chicken.

749
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,600
But I just it made me laugh.

750
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:45,160
I'll take a heart shaped rib eye.

751
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,160
I'm good with that.

752
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,360
I've been single for a very long time so like Valentine's Day has never really been a thing

753
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,200
for me.

754
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:55,080
And honestly even when it was, it was like I would rather stay at home like you said

755
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,040
like it's too much to go out and do stuff.

756
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:03,440
Like the world, we don't have enough restaurants and like places to go for all the people that

757
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:08,920
want to go have two top tables for Valentine's Day.

758
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,200
And then most of these places they like shut down and they're like oh you have to make

759
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,200
a reservation.

760
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,600
It's kind of like New Year's Eve or whatever.

761
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,560
So I've never really done stuff like that.

762
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:23,320
I did go one time this one guy took me out for Valentine's Day and then he was really

763
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,320
nice.

764
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,320
It was great.

765
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,320
It was the first time I ever like got dressed up and like went out for Valentine's Day.

766
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:34,160
But he ended up like kind of like being an a-hole to like the server and it was just

767
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,160
like.

768
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,160
That's gross.

769
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,160
That's such a turn off.

770
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,160
Yeah it is.

771
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,480
So I have a little off topic but I do have an update from my mom.

772
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,240
She's texting me right now and I told her we were recording but apparently she didn't

773
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,000
get the memo which is fine.

774
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:53,600
But my mom would like to provide an update on a story that I told previously.

775
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,160
I think it was two episodes ago when Pete and Brandon were here on why my parents got

776
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,160
divorced.

777
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,160
Oh okay.

778
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,680
She said in FYI there was no headache associated with the pink with Pink Floyd.

779
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,080
Just a flat hell no I'm not going to the concert.

780
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,720
I understand the headache story might sound more interesting though.

781
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,960
Oh she didn't want to go to the pink Floyd.

782
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,280
My dad didn't want to go.

783
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,280
Oh he didn't want to go?

784
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,280
No.

785
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,280
Does he not like Pink Floyd?

786
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,280
No he does not.

787
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,280
That's hilarious.

788
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,280
Oh my gosh.

789
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,160
I swear I did not make it up that it was a headache.

790
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,040
I swear that's the story that I understood it.

791
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:27,800
Do you know what I appreciate your mom for like peacing out after that because like my

792
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:33,280
thing with a relationship is that you should even if like you don't like to do the things

793
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,760
like sometimes like you know what I don't always want to go to like my significant other's

794
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,200
parents house for Christmas or Thanksgiving or whatever but you go because you love that

795
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,920
person and that you want to support that person and that person loves that too.

796
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,600
You know like you should go.

797
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:49,600
Absolutely.

798
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,640
I mean you don't I mean I get it like you shouldn't have to go to like every single

799
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,800
thing but like go.

800
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,680
But it was one of those things where like I mean granted this was I mean I was young

801
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:03,120
like I we moved to New York when I was eight years old so I mean we're talking you know

802
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:08,680
27 years ago at this point but it was one of those things where like how often is Pink

803
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,240
Floyd going to come to Birmingham Alabama.

804
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,240
Right.

805
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,240
Not often.

806
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,920
Buck up and go Daddy-O like come on.

807
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,920
Right.

808
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,920
I mean I'd be pissed too.

809
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,920
And get a t-shirt.

810
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,080
It would be yeah I mean it would be way different if it was like let's just say for example

811
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,680
you know jam band folks they follow bands everywhere sometimes there are spouses that

812
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,560
don't go together because one may not be able to go or you know whatever but you're going

813
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:36,880
to 20 30 40 shows a year you know the folks that really travel to go see them you're going

814
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,600
to a bunch of shows this was one time.

815
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,600
Yeah one thing.

816
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,560
You had to go one time.

817
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560
Yeah.

818
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,560
Yeah.

819
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
Just one thing.

820
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,560
I'm sure it wasn't just one thing though.

821
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,000
It absolutely was not and my dad is a phenomenal phenomenal human.

822
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
So like.

823
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,920
You know sometimes it doesn't work out.

824
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,000
And like people have different interests and things.

825
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,560
A hundred thousand percent and I have no regrets about their divorce in any capacity I mean

826
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:04,320
it really sucked living far away from my dad for you know the 12 years that I did but he

827
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,600
was a great long distance dad and you know my parents made sure that we were able to

828
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,160
travel back and forth as much as we could.

829
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,960
But my step parents are great and I said that in you know this the last episode that we

830
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,280
talked about this as well.

831
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,880
I wouldn't trade it for the world.

832
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,880
Not for one second.

833
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,880
Cool.

834
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,040
So how about the State of the Union address.

835
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,560
How do you watch it.

836
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,840
Old Joe Biden.

837
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:31,080
We tried to pull it up but got some kind of air on Hulu that like whatever subscription

838
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,200
we didn't have it which we didn't try very hard that was on Brandon's phone not mine

839
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:39,580
I know that Melanie and I have the primo Hulu but I didn't try to pull it up.

840
00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:44,760
So honestly I don't really know I don't do a lot of politics stuff like I don't get into

841
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,160
all that I try to stay out of everybody's business and I don't really watch the news

842
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,520
like politics stuff a lot because it just pisses me off.

843
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:57,240
But that was the most energetic I've ever seen Joe Biden.

844
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:02,400
Like I think that they gave like he took a nap all day and then drank a big pot of coffee

845
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,160
before he went out there and then but Pete what was crazy is that like Pete he would

846
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:12,400
say something and people in the out in the audience would be like screaming liar liar

847
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:15,440
and saying like like heckling him kind of it was terrible.

848
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,480
I was like ee I mean but I get it like they don't agree with what he's saying they're

849
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:23,960
trying to like but I don't know I feel like a better it could have been a better way to

850
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,960
do that.

851
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,600
Oh I'm sure I mean and I like to live in my quote unquote you know rose-colored glasses

852
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,800
world too I tell people I don't have the news just you know and I'm not ignorant about the

853
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:39,760
things that are going on but I like you don't want to deep dive into like all that kind

854
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,080
of stuff because it's just depressing sometimes.

855
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:46,320
There's a lot of people that there's a lot of crazies out there I was I've been scrolling

856
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,860
tick-tock here lately and there are people out there that genuinely still think that

857
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:54,560
Trump is president there are two militaries there is the correct military yes there is

858
00:38:54,560 --> 00:39:00,440
the correct military that is under Trump's control and then there is our regular US military

859
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,440
it's wild.

860
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,440
What is that?

861
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,240
I've been seeing it on tick-tock this week it's been crazy.

862
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,520
Oh my god this is why I don't have tick-tock.

863
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:12,120
These people are like I mean a lot of them are older and you know whatever but they are

864
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:16,840
living in this like delusional world that Donald Trump is still our president and this

865
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,960
is craziness like what world are you living in?

866
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,800
If Donald Trump was a president right now then Donald Trump's doing a terrible job.

867
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:29,960
I'm just saying like we need to we need to have an election soon that sounds terrible

868
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:35,640
but like honestly everybody knows Joe Biden's not doing a great job so we'll just say that.

869
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:41,560
He needs to step up his game I think and honestly I'll probably get some slack for saying that

870
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,560
because...

871
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,560
Flack.

872
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,560
Flack.

873
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,560
Yeah.

874
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,560
Oh yeah.

875
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,560
I don't think you're gonna get slack.

876
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:51,320
I'm not getting any slack for that I'm getting what's flack?

877
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,320
Grief.

878
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,320
Grief.

879
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,400
Oh I'm gonna get some grief for that guys.

880
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,680
I'm gonna be grieving.

881
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:04,120
So anyway that was an interesting State of the Union address like I just thought it was

882
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,120
very interesting.

883
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,760
I should go back and watch some of it.

884
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,480
I recorded it on a YouTube TV.

885
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,480
Oh did you?

886
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480
Okay.

887
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,480
Yeah.

888
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,480
Also like so there was this guy how was I think it was the same day I think it was State

889
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,220
of the Union or whatever day that was.

890
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:24,540
This guy so one of my friends on Snapchat he sent me this thing at he I guess he was

891
00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:29,640
at work and it was a video of the TV and some guy scaling a building and I think it's Aaron

892
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:30,640
Arizona maybe.

893
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:35,080
He's like climbing up I think it was called the chase towers or something like these two

894
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:39,260
tower and it was I guess it's an abandoned building and I'm like why why are people watching

895
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:44,400
that like why first of all why this why is this guy doing this apparently he is a pro

896
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,840
life activist or something and he climbs these buildings so that he can like raise awareness

897
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,680
for being pro life.

898
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,680
I don't know.

899
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:57,960
I think that's weird because you are pro death if you're climbing up this 100,000 or pro

900
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,760
choice for climbing up your own building but they got to the top and they arrested him

901
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,920
immediately.

902
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,100
That's wild.

903
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:08,940
But I was like thinking I'm like why do they have to arrest him but apparently it puts

904
00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:10,920
other people in danger because if he were to fall.

905
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,920
What if his body fell and smashed on your face.

906
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,980
And also it's like not his property so like it's somebody else's property so if he falls

907
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:22,880
like it's a liability insurance and stuff but like you know what if you choose to do something

908
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:28,600
that you shouldn't do you your insurance and your whatever the liability should not be

909
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,320
on the the building owners like that is ridiculous.

910
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:38,120
If our and if our law allows that that is even more ridiculous.

911
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,240
You know I mean I feel like in that case if something were to happen like and he did fall

912
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:48,840
and die or whatever it would I would be very surprised if like his family or whatever if

913
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,440
there was a civil lawsuit if they were to win any money over that.

914
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:56,640
Well I don't know you never know these people are crazy these days they sue happy and all

915
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,640
kinds of stuff.

916
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,920
But you know I get it would be different if there was like a ladder and it was like easily

917
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,640
accessible to climb up to the top of this building and then he fell off.

918
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,400
You know I don't know.

919
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,800
But the guy chose I thought it was weird but he did he made it to the top.

920
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:14,480
It wasn't really eventful apparently it was like he walked he climbed to the top scaled

921
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,640
the building went to the top like no slips or anything just like boom boom very tall

922
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,520
building I was a little scared.

923
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,920
That would give me anxiety to have to watch something like that.

924
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,480
Yeah there were a lot of people down below like cheering cheering them on and stuff and

925
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,720
I'm like okay.

926
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,000
No I would not be cheering.

927
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,440
Yeah no I mean I feel like I've never done it before but you know those like virtual

928
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,320
reality goggles or whatever like if.

929
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,400
Oh no that's scary.

930
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,400
Okay I know.

931
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,400
So like fear of heights.

932
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,520
And that was on TikTok for a while too like people were in these goggles or whatever and

933
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:50,760
they've got him like out like you know on a plank or something like that above a tall

934
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:55,120
building and then like somebody will come from behind like push him off and they're

935
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,040
like really losing their shit because it's like you're falling for real.

936
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,320
Oh my god no this that is like terrible.

937
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:08,640
I have dreams about I have dreams about like going up an elevator that has no no walls

938
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,960
or it's like okay so have you ever been like these dreams.

939
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,600
Terrible.

940
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:18,840
I don't even know how to describe them but it's like my fear of heights.

941
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,640
I like sink to the floor and I'll be like laying on the floor on these in these elevators

942
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,120
because I'm so scared I'm like oh in my dream.

943
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,960
Are you scared of heights for real.

944
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,560
So I don't think so but yes a little bit.

945
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:35,880
So I'm afraid of a lot of things but I pretend like I'm not.

946
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,880
Does that make sense.

947
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,440
And so like my dad when I was little I went on like the roller coaster because my brothers

948
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,320
were go or my Eric was going on it and my dad and they wanted me to go on this roller

949
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:49,320
coaster called the Big Bad Wolf which I don't think they have it anymore at they don't because

950
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:55,840
we want a different one at Busch Gardens and they that was my first roller coaster ever

951
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,040
and it went upside down and went over like water and all this stuff and I was just tall

952
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,040
enough to go.

953
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,480
Well my dad was like you were so brave you're always so brave and you're always like you're

954
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,000
my bravest child and blah blah blah and I'm like I'm not brave.

955
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,880
So I guess brave that would be the definition of brave maybe but I was like I was scared

956
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:18,640
to death the entire every time I do something I'm scared I just hold it in and I do it because

957
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:24,520
like I want like not that I want to but I like I guess I want to I want to like be like

958
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,840
like my brothers or whatever you know.

959
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:30,560
And I was definitely a fearless child but I'm terrified of heights.

960
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,720
Most of my dreams are either about snakes or they're about falling.

961
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,160
Oh yeah falling is bad.

962
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,160
Yeah.

963
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,160
I'm scared of snakes all the time.

964
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,600
That is the most common.

965
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,600
I'm not scared of snakes anymore.

966
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,600
I wonder what that means.

967
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,240
I'm not scared of them.

968
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:47,160
I mean I don't want to have a run in with like a rattlesnake or anything but like I'm

969
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,280
not scared of snakes.

970
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,160
The other day so I woke up I had the weirdest dream and it seemed like a really long dream

971
00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:00,800
and it happened several times where I was driving and the brakes wouldn't stop and I

972
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,640
like kept like driving it was like I was speeding and I couldn't slow down and I would like

973
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,760
get in an accident and it happened multiple times in the same like I don't know if it

974
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,120
was the same dream but you know how it kind of like starts over.

975
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:16,080
And I got up and like immediately was like I've never had that type of a dream before.

976
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,400
I have a lot of recurring types of dreams.

977
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,400
Yeah that's what I've never had that type of dream before.

978
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,860
So I'm like oh my god but I google it and it's like that means you feel like you're

979
00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:28,400
losing control of your some part of your life and I'm like oh my god what part of my life

980
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,520
am I losing control of?

981
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:36,040
I've googled before like the snakes thing and I can't remember I can't remember what

982
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:40,280
it was if it was about like you know something and you're going through a period of change

983
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,160
or something like that I can't remember what it is.

984
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,840
Change a snake oh my god you know how you were scared of a snake coming in the toilet?

985
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840
Yes.

986
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:49,840
Yes.

987
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:54,920
So the other day I don't know why but I like started I like looked and I was like oh my

988
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,360
god there's a snake in the toilet.

989
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:02,720
So I'm looking at the toilet and I'm trying to figure out how a snake would get in from

990
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:07,760
the outside of the toilet without crawling from that like from the pipes.

991
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,600
Have you seen what okay so the water that goes into the tank comes from a small tiny

992
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:17,680
little pipe thing from the wall so if it came through the tank it would have to slide through

993
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,920
that little like thing where all the water comes from from your water pipes.

994
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,080
I don't know how to get in the water pipe but if it came from the bottom part the waist

995
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:31,120
part how would it get in there would have to be some type of like hole in your either

996
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,600
waste where it goes out to the sewer or like in the piping or in the water pipe.

997
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,560
I think that we're underestimating snakes as a whole because when my sister listened to

998
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:46,600
this episode Jerry was like they absolutely can come up into the tank.

999
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,120
But how did they get in there?

1000
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,800
Listen I don't know but it is a reality ma'am.

1001
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,000
I don't know about that.

1002
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,840
Like I'm just I wish somebody would email us and tell us how this works.

1003
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:03,120
Listen you made me feel like I was kind of dumb for a second and then Jerry reassured

1004
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,960
me that I feel like I know what I'm talking about.

1005
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,240
No I think both of you are crazy.

1006
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:15,920
Like there's no way like if you look at the if you look at the hardware of a toilet like

1007
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,000
how is it gonna get in there from the inside of the toilet.

1008
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,720
I can't believe we're revisiting this again.

1009
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:26,240
No I can because I sat on the toilet and I was like sitting there and I'm like I'm like

1010
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:31,760
looking and I'm looking at the back and I'm like like what is okay so the the pipe like

1011
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,840
it's tiny and then like the bottom part like it would have to get in like I don't know

1012
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,800
how like that's not possible.

1013
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,800
We'll see.

1014
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,040
I mean it might be it's everything is possible.

1015
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,400
I think that everything's possible.

1016
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:47,080
If we go if we take men to the moon and to space and if or whoever it was just sent people

1017
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:53,240
to out of like civilians to space then you know we can do anything.

1018
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,760
Yeah but I don't know if a snake can do everything.

1019
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:02,160
They don't they don't have shoulders so that does help.

1020
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:07,160
On those shoulders.

1021
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,160
You're crazy.

1022
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:13,200
So okay so let's move on.

1023
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:19,440
So I know that you have so we didn't talk about Galentine's Day but are you doing anything

1024
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,440
for Galentine's Day?

1025
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,440
No but I would.

1026
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,440
That's on Monday right?

1027
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:23,440
Yeah.

1028
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,440
Can we do a Galentine's Day a different day?

1029
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,440
Yeah.

1030
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,440
Why is everything so I just hate Monday's are not good for me.

1031
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,800
Next week is going to be a very hectic week for us.

1032
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,800
Yeah it is.

1033
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,600
We've got a short week.

1034
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:41,120
We are going to the lake to celebrate our friend Erin who's married to Santana and Erin's

1035
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:47,920
turning the big four zero so we're having a wintertime lake trip and it's gonna be great.

1036
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:52,400
Oh my gosh we should play Edward 40 hands with or we should make Erin do it because

1037
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,400
it's G.

1038
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400
Where do we get 40s from?

1039
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,760
You gotta go to Georgia.

1040
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:56,760
Shoot.

1041
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,440
Yeah we can't get them here 22 ounces is the biggest.

1042
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,080
I don't know we can look into it.

1043
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,080
Okay we'll think about it.

1044
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,080
Yeah.

1045
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,240
All right so FMK.

1046
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:10,860
In the spirit of Valentine's Day our FMK is conversation hearts.

1047
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:13,240
Those are those little like those little be mine.

1048
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,240
Yeah.

1049
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,080
What are they called conversation hearts?

1050
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,080
Yes.

1051
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:18,440
Why do I know that's what they were called?

1052
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:23,440
Well yes so conversation hearts chocolates or chocolate covered strawberries.

1053
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:28,560
Okay so I really think that conversation hearts are cute and I like to read the little things

1054
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:33,080
but I don't think they have any like new ones they're all like be mine and like.

1055
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,680
Love you like LUV.

1056
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:39,960
Yeah you know like you know how Taco Bell has the sauce packets and they write on them.

1057
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:44,000
Well they change those up a little bit like every so often like they've changed like the

1058
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,720
mild ones I don't know maybe they put because I get mild sauce they put some different ones

1059
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:51,680
on there so conversation hearts get with it and put some maybe they do I don't know I

1060
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,680
don't ever buy those but.

1061
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
I don't either.

1062
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,280
I'm gonna kill those because I don't really like those.

1063
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,600
I know you're probably gonna marry those because you like stuff like that.

1064
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,600
I know I don't.

1065
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,720
You don't like chocolate and I don't know why we're even doing this with you because

1066
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:08,640
you don't like any of this so kill those and then what was the other one just regular chocolates.

1067
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:09,640
Yes.

1068
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,400
The other chocolate covered cherries strawberries.

1069
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,400
Yes.

1070
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:18,840
Okay so I'm going to marry the chocolate covered strawberries and fuck the chocolates because

1071
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,160
I don't know what type of chocolates they are and chocolate covered strawberries just

1072
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,160
like what's up.

1073
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,160
Yeah.

1074
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:29,600
And it's fruit and it's sweet and it's like strawberry and chocolate and get it but the

1075
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,640
only thing bad about chocolate covered strawberries is that when you bite into them chocolate

1076
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,240
always gets falls onto my shirt.

1077
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,760
It's like the worst thing ever.

1078
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,760
I put a bib on.

1079
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,360
I know I need a bib anyway.

1080
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,360
It's like for everything.

1081
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,360
I'm like I could drink water.

1082
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,360
Oh my God.

1083
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,360
I gotta tell you this story.

1084
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:51,160
I know we're in the fuck FMK but my boss we were on a zoom the other day and Thomas I'm

1085
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,600
sorry but I have to tell the story.

1086
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,600
It's hilarious.

1087
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:54,600
He's sitting there.

1088
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,600
I didn't see him do it.

1089
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:59,240
I wish I'd seen him do it because I like looked away for something and he goes oh or no I

1090
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,240
was like sharing my screen.

1091
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,480
He goes oh my gosh oh my gosh.

1092
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,480
It was like I was like whoa.

1093
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:08,120
He was like I just threw water on my face because he had a cup of ice and a cup of water

1094
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,040
and he was like throwing ice in his mouth like because he was chewing on the ice but

1095
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:16,280
he picked up the water cup instead and like threw it down his face and he threw water

1096
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,280
all over him.

1097
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,280
Oh sorry.

1098
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,280
Okay so.

1099
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:20,280
That's pretty good though.

1100
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:26,720
But yeah like I need a bib for everything.

1101
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,160
Well you're gonna be pleasantly surprised because I'm gonna make the same choice that

1102
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,160
you did.

1103
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,160
Really?

1104
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,160
Okay.

1105
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,160
Yes.

1106
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,840
I'm not a conversation hearts kind of person.

1107
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:39,680
Like I'm very picky about flavors and they don't have flavor.

1108
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,080
It just tastes like sugar.

1109
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,080
Well I disagree.

1110
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,080
Oh really?

1111
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,080
Yes.

1112
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,240
I the only ones I like are the white ones.

1113
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,680
What are what flavor is that?

1114
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,680
I don't know.

1115
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,680
Probably.

1116
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680
I don't know.

1117
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,640
The red ones are like something and the green ones are a little minty and I'm like not the

1118
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,640
minty I like.

1119
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:55,640
I don't think any of them taste good.

1120
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:56,640
They all taste like sugar.

1121
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,640
It's like marshmallows.

1122
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,520
Yeah so anyways I'm gonna do that and then I'll fuck chocolate because I only have to

1123
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,960
do it one time and then chocolate covered strawberries.

1124
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:03,960
Yeah.

1125
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:04,960
For life.

1126
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:05,960
I'm down with that.

1127
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:11,360
Listen I'm not like a anti-chocolate person but like I'm not gonna choose chocolate.

1128
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,520
Like I don't want chocolate cake.

1129
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:13,720
I don't want chocolate frosting.

1130
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:19,040
I don't want chocolate ice cream but like if you give me like a soft vanilla ice cream

1131
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,880
I might put a little chocolate on there.

1132
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:21,880
You never know.

1133
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,320
So are you gonna eat like will you eat like cheesecake?

1134
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,320
Absolutely.

1135
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,320
Okay.

1136
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,320
Okay.

1137
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,320
I love cheesecake.

1138
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,160
See I know like when I for your birthday I told Mason I was like we need to get her like

1139
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,160
something like a cake and he's like don't get her a cake.

1140
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,160
You can't get her a cake.

1141
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,160
You gotta get she doesn't need cake.

1142
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:42,080
And I was like well I know she doesn't like sweets but like we have to get her something.

1143
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:43,080
I like cookie cake.

1144
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:46,000
And so he was like we're getting her a cookie cake and I'm like okay cool that's fine.

1145
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,960
But like who cares if you don't like it.

1146
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,600
You still need a cake for your birthday.

1147
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,440
Like you don't have to eat it but it's a celebration thing.

1148
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:56,040
Oh so next year I have to have a real cake instead of a cookie cake?

1149
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,040
No you can have a cookie cake.

1150
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,040
Okay.

1151
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,040
Cookie cake's fine.

1152
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,400
I just like yeah he was like oh and I'm like girl if you had to get a cheesecake.

1153
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,400
I just thought you didn't like sweets at all.

1154
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:07,320
Like the other day when I got out the cookie dough that I eat that's like not edible cookie

1155
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,320
dough.

1156
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,320
It's like the regular cookie dough.

1157
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,400
Because that's like listen I've never gotten sick from the regular cookie dough.

1158
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,200
I eat it out of the thing.

1159
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,760
I don't make I don't bake them.

1160
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:20,240
Like what's like what is the point of baking cookies when the cookie dough tastes so much

1161
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,240
better?

1162
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,240
Listen I agree.

1163
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,240
I like cookie dough though.

1164
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,440
And I mean chocolate chip cookie dough is fine.

1165
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:26,440
Yeah.

1166
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,600
And I mean I buy the edible like Pillsbury.

1167
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,360
Yeah so you're so like good.

1168
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,360
That stuff's not as good.

1169
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,360
It is good.

1170
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,360
It's one little bite.

1171
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:34,360
Not as good.

1172
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,840
I mean what I listen I ate your cookie dough when you brought it out.

1173
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,840
I know.

1174
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,840
And you thought I was going to tell you no.

1175
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,640
And I ate like a you were like one little bite and I ate like a whole big spoonful.

1176
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,720
I was like oh yeah I'm getting a spoon.

1177
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:47,640
I was like kind of like eating peanut butter out of the jar.

1178
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,560
I just need a small fix of like salty sweet at a time.

1179
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,560
That's all.

1180
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,560
Yeah.

1181
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,120
And a chocolate chip cookie dough is kind of like salty sweet.

1182
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,120
Yeah for sure.

1183
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,120
Yeah.

1184
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,120
Yeah.

1185
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,120
Absolutely.

1186
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,320
Yeah that's the FMK for the day.

1187
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,320
Yeah.

1188
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,320
We love you guys.

1189
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,320
I know.

1190
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,320
Thanks.

1191
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,560
Thanks for being with us this week.

1192
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,200
We will see you next week.

1193
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,200
Hey guess what?

1194
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,160
We need you to do us a favor.

1195
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:17,000
We need you to go out on Instagram, on Apple podcast, on Spotify, wherever you get your

1196
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,900
podcast, wherever you listen to us, like us, write us some reviews, submit some reviews

1197
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:24,420
for us and share.

1198
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:28,360
Please share this with your friends and your family, your brothers, sisters, whoever,

1199
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:33,760
your church people, even though they may not like some of the things.

1200
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,040
Just don't listen to it out loud.

1201
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,040
Yeah.

1202
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,040
Just share it with people.

1203
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,520
You know some people may like it, some people may not, but we do.

1204
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,320
We want to get as many listeners as we can.

1205
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,400
So we appreciate you doing that for us.

1206
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,400
Yep.

1207
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:52,400
You can find us on Instagram at Thick AF Podcast and if you have any FMKs or other topics that

1208
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:58,880
you want us to cover, go ahead and shoot us an email at thickafpodcast at gmail.com.

1209
00:54:58,880 --> 00:54:59,880
We'll see you guys next week.

1210
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:28,000
Thanks.

1211
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:42,360
ABCDEFG.

1212
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,360
I have to go.

1213
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I don't know why it's so good.

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Oh my God.