1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:19,840 Welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast! We are here and we are ready to go. My name is Emily and 2 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:25,520 I'm here with my co-host Sarah. What's up Sarah? Hey y'all! Hey, who'd you bring today? Who'd 3 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:31,760 you bring for us? Well, we are recording the same night that we recorded the previous two episodes. 4 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:37,440 So we're just doing a lot of recording right now and I really wanted our friends to introduce 5 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:40,160 us. Do you think that you could give a little introduction right now? 6 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:48,160 Yeah, you think you can do it? I mean, I can do it. Okay, ready? Go! Let's see what you got. Hey, 7 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:55,760 welcome to the Thick AF Podcast! I'm here with my co-host Brandon. Yo, yo, yo! How you doing? 8 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:03,760 I'm good. How are you, buddy? I am doing all right, man. I mean, how much fun was last episode? 9 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:08,080 Last episode was pretty good. It got a little squirrely a couple times. A little squirrely, 10 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:12,960 you know? Hey, first dates get squirrely. Yeah, yeah. Let's dial it in. Let's get this done. 11 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:16,800 Let's knock it out. Let's have a good episode. You know, we have our special guests here tonight. We 12 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:26,800 have Emily and Sarah. Hey, guys! So happy to be here. Thank you for having us. Thank you for 13 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:32,880 introducing us with those amazing words. Well, we don't just let anybody into our podcast, you know? 14 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:39,120 Here at the Thick AF, we have a very, very strict regiment of allowing interviews for this type of 15 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:49,920 situation, OK? Exactly. So if you're down with the thickness, what's our MFK? MFK? Yeah, what's our 16 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:54,880 MFK? Simpsons, Family Guy, or King of the Hill? This is actually a good one. I like this one. 17 00:01:55,440 --> 00:02:02,800 I would obviously probably marry the Simpsons, fuck Family Guy, and I would kill King of the Hill. 18 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,960 And I feel bad saying that because I've never seen this shit, but I've always wanted to watch it. 19 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:13,120 Oh, that's nice. So which one were you marrying? Simpsons. It's a classic. Never gets old. 20 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:18,240 Even now, 30 years later. Simpsons is a classic. Yeah. It's so good. And family. They're all 21 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:24,160 classics. And Family Guy. I mean, Simpsons can see into the future. Ain't that the truth? And then, 22 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:30,640 I mean, Family Guy is just fucking hilarious. If it was up to me, I would marry King of the Hill, 23 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:37,360 fuck Simpsons, and kill Family Guy. I like your choice. Really? Yeah. I think I would. 24 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:45,040 What would you do? I might. I would probably kill King of the Hill, marry Family Guy, 25 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:54,720 and fuck the Simpsons. OK. Well, I am going to. I'm going to marry Rick and Morty. Wait. No, no, 26 00:02:54,720 --> 00:03:04,560 no. Fuck South Park. You're breaking the rules, girl. I understand him. Oh, marry Rick and Morty, 27 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,840 fuck South Park, and kill Daria. What are you doing? That's a whole other one. I love Daria. 28 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:16,160 We could definitely do that one. I love Daria. Daria was awesome. Because I don't care. I don't 29 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,640 give a shit about any of those shows. I don't really watch them. I don't have an opinion. 30 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:29,840 I have an opinion about what I just said. We talked about this subject for like a hot minute 31 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:35,120 on the last episode, and we never really got down and dirty with it. So now's the time. Going back 32 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:40,080 to the strip clubs. Are we going to the strip clubs? Yeah. Love getting pity. Wait, how is this an FMK? 33 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:46,640 It's not. All right. So should we FMK some strip clubs in Birmingham? Aren't there only two? No, 34 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:51,920 there's multiple. I don't remember their names, but I did. Wait, Peter, what were you about to say? 35 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:58,000 I know of two. I do as well. So if you know of more, then bring on the knowledge. There's one 36 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:03,760 over in Besporn. I can't remember the name of it. There's more. Sammy's. Yeah, that's one. The Furnace. 37 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:13,360 Empire Gentlemen's Club. Playhouse Two. The Palace. Did I say the Furnace yet? Club Volcano. 38 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:20,080 Some people call it the Furnace. No, they don't. Yes, they do. Brandon, have you been to a strip 39 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:25,360 club in Birmingham? Nope. Never. I'm on Yelp right now looking at the top strip clubs in Birmingham. 40 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:30,080 You've never been to a strip club? I've been to a strip club. He lived in Florida for a long time. 41 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:36,240 Yeah, they do. What part of Florida? Mostly central. I mean, Florida has actually some of 42 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:40,960 the best strip clubs you've ever been into, but I've never been in any of them. There's one I'd 43 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:46,080 love to go into, which actually is Rachel's Steakhouse in central Florida. And it's a strip club. 44 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:51,040 I want to go there too. With a steak buffet. It's a steak buffet. All the New York strips you know. 45 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:58,000 Does it? I think Sammy's. I don't know. I don't know anything about strip clubs in Birmingham. 46 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,920 I think Sammy's has some kind of a buffet. Isn't it like, I don't know what the title of it is. 47 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:12,160 I don't think I'd ever eat there, but I think they do have like a buffet. I feel like. But most 48 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:19,120 strip clubs have a buffet and it's disgusting. Like I hope they have. I've never been to a strip 49 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,760 club with a buffet. I can honestly say. Sammy's has one. I haven't been to Sammy's. Sammy's has 50 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,640 one and they have like crap. They have like seafood. Right. Okay, anyways, what was your 51 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:34,240 first strip club experience? My first strip club experience was. I don't know how old I was. I was 52 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:39,920 like, I was in college. I was pretty young. Probably 18, 19, 20, something like that. We 53 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:44,960 were out somewhere. We're all hanging out and it was somebody's birthday and they were like, 54 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:50,000 let's go to Sammy's. And we were like, it was a Wednesday or something. We're like, yeah, 55 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:56,720 let's go. Let's go. So we go to Sammy's. We walk in the door. I think we pay money. I don't, 56 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,800 I can't remember if we paid money to get in. We were like, okay, we're going to go in here. 57 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:06,160 And we go in there. They had the buffet set up. We had to pay to get in and they had like one 58 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,560 stripper come out and that was it. And then we left it because it was a Wednesday and they don't 59 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:15,520 like have a lot of strippers come in. That was my first strip club experience. The very first time 60 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:21,600 that I ever went was with Jessica. Where'd y'all go? We went to the furnace. The Fernache. And we 61 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:28,880 piled into like a cab or an Uber or whatever. And we almost died on the way there. We call him Lil. 62 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:34,080 Who drove? Oh, was it Uber? It's a cab or Uber driver. A cab? Yeah. And we called him, 63 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:39,680 I think we called it Lil Wayne or something like that. Because he was like cranking the jams and 64 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:46,000 driving like a, like he stole drugs. And it was like back in the day, you couldn't get Ubers back 65 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:52,080 then. It had to have been a cab. He was so cool. I mean, he was great. He almost killed us on the 66 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:56,320 way there, but it was great. My God. Seriously, was he messed up or something? It was wild. 67 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:01,440 Well, I mean, when you couldn't get Ubers, then I mean, what were your choices? 68 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:08,000 Okay, whatever. Anyway, so we go to the furnace and we even paid for like VIP, which was like 69 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,320 so dumb because there ain't shit happening up there. No, you still have to pay extra. 70 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:17,040 The only thing that was happening is that there was a photographer taking photos of people. 71 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:22,960 And that was not like while they were getting a lap dance, but like people together. Oh my God. 72 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:28,800 Well, I lied. Anyways, that was not my first trip to the strip club. The first time I ever 73 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:33,040 went to the strip club was with the person I dated when I very first moved to Birmingham, 74 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:40,400 when I was like 20 something. And I was like so excited to be there. I got like $80 in ones. 75 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:47,920 And I was like, this is so great. Yeah. And so at first I was like just giving $1 bills out. 76 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:53,920 And my boyfriend at the time was like, yo girl, you need to slow down, make these bitches work 77 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:58,720 for their dollar. And I was like, what are you talking about? I'm supporting them. Destiny gave 78 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:04,640 me a $20 lap dance. She's 19. She's trying to go to college and I just want to help her. 79 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:10,880 And she's, I have, I have mixed feelings about this, but like also you shouldn't just like give 80 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:16,320 your money away unless they earn it. No, now I make them hoes work for it. They're not the hoes. Like 81 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:21,680 I make them work for the ladies. But like also. I make them ladies work for that dollar. My thing 82 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:28,480 is like we paid to get in and we're paying a premium to get drinks there. They should pay 83 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:35,200 their people. It's like tips at a restaurant. I pay a premium for your food. I pay to be there. I 84 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:42,000 paid a premium for your food. Why can't you pay your servers more than $2 an hour and make them 85 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:48,160 rely on tips? Like we should be able to tip them on top of what they get paid because you are making 86 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:56,480 bank. My first strip club experience, I was 19 years old. I had a group of guys that we were all 87 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:04,720 fraternity brothers and they wanted to go the strip club called Danny's and Danny's Danny's and Jackson 88 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:11,280 is my dad's name. I told him, I was like, I, I can't get in. I had a fake ID, but I was like, dude, 89 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:16,320 I don't know if this will work. And they're like, you'll be fine. And we get there and it was great. 90 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:20,880 I'm 19, you know, there's women taking their clothes off and everything that that's cool. 91 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:26,160 But we're sitting at the front of the stage. I've got this beanie on my head and this stripper takes 92 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:32,080 it from me. This woman takes this, my beanie from me that I'd like just bought. And she's like, 93 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:37,120 you gotta give me 10 bucks to get it back. I was like, it's mine. I came in here with it. Like, 94 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:42,160 I'm leaving with it. Like, I'm just here for these guys. I'm driving them. She's like, no. 95 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:49,200 And I'm just like looking around like that. We sacrificed the beanie and that was my first 96 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:54,960 strip club experience. Wow. I was seeing why were they won the beanie so bad? 97 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:14,640 Tender, bumble, hinge. All right. Who's first? Mary Bumble. Fuck tender and kill a hinge. 98 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:21,680 Why? Give us a reason. I was like Bumble. Why? Because you didn't have to do any work. 99 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:28,880 Pretty much. Yeah, that's exactly it. Being lazy about it. Bumble's more detailed about what you 100 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,600 put in there and you can have more fun with the whole the whole putting your information in there. 101 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:38,080 Tender has I just had a lot of bad experiences with dates with tender. 102 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:43,440 Never really seems what happened. And I've never been on hinge. So murder on Bumble. The thing is 103 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:49,040 they've got it. They've got to initiate the conversation. I mean, to me, that's the time 104 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:57,280 frame that we met. All that tells me about your choice B is I had a really good pick up line on 105 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:02,480 bubble. I wish I remembered it, but it was so long ago. You want to know what I thought was going to 106 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:09,120 be my and this was actually on hinge. It wasn't on Bumble because on hinge, I can, I can say 107 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:16,800 something to you first. You want to know the one that I thought was the best that I never even got 108 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:22,880 any feedback to. And it was a lot like podcast dating for a while. But like, I mean, that podcast 109 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:29,840 dating seemed to work out plenty of fish. Listen, podcast dating has happened one time. Christian, 110 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:38,720 I've gotten one hit. OK. And also like, yeah, but he was your one hit and he's here. So I mean, 111 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:45,360 I feel like I'm winning with podcast standing, but it was it was hinge and there was this girl 112 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:53,280 and she was she was next to an alpaca, you know, like in a picture. Yeah. And she was in a picture. 113 00:11:53,280 --> 00:12:00,640 She was next to Alpaca and Alpaca. OK. And I'm thinking like, what can I come up with? Like, 114 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:05,440 like I want to be I don't I don't want to just say like, hey, how's it going? Like, hey, what 115 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:10,800 are you up to? Hey, they're beautiful. How are you doing? You know, because. Yeah, that's really 116 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:16,480 easy. Pickup lines are no cool. No good. Like, well, no, no, no, no. You don't want to be like, 117 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:24,720 hey, babe, like, what's your sign or some stupid thing? Like, just feel like, hey, how's it going? 118 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:32,080 That kind of thing. Like, here's what I'm getting to. There's this one girl and she was in a picture 119 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:39,120 with an alpaca. And I said, hey, let's go on a picnic. Oh, cute picnic. Where are you going to go? 120 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:47,440 Hold on. You coming on. I say. But hey, girl, let's go on a picnic. I'll pack us a lunch. 121 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:55,120 That's so dumb. I was totally. Did you spell it out? Yeah. 122 00:12:55,120 --> 00:13:02,080 Alpaca. She did not know. Like plural alpaca. Was that your first message to her? Oh, absolutely. 123 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,960 What did she say? Nothing. I never got a message. That's hilarious. 124 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:10,320 Was that not cute? I mean, like, you wouldn't know. No. 125 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:19,040 If you were in person. You're laughing. If you did that to me in person, I'd probably be like, OK. 126 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:27,120 But you'd at least talk to me for a little bit. Right. Yeah. But that's me. Most people. That's me 127 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,680 because I'm and I'm a nice person. All right. Did you find out whether or not we are 128 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:40,960 not going Capricorn? No, you didn't. But I did. I was looking it up. Leo is warm, passionate, 129 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:46,800 sign and Capricorn likes to be cool headed and practical. This doesn't mean that Leo 130 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:51,920 isn't at all practical. Wait, isn't at all practical? I can't see with these glasses on. 131 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:58,720 Hang on a second. Let me let me fix my eyeballs. Or that Capricorn isn't passionate. That's what 132 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:05,920 they say. What if I read what I found? OK. It says, although Leo and Capricorn often seem very 133 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:13,920 different, they are compatible. This is because Leo and Capricorn are both highly loyal individuals 134 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:20,160 willing to go through anything for each other. Also, the stubborn nature of Leo and Capricorn 135 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:31,040 can lead to disagreements on some matters. Like what? I honestly like my me being a Capricorn, 136 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:42,080 the description of a Capricorn is me, which is one. It will hear hear me out on this. This is so OK. 137 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:47,680 So I was talking to my mom earlier this week and I was telling her what was going on. And I was like, 138 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:56,000 I went to Emily's earlier this week. Her birthday was on Tuesday the 10th and her mom was in town. 139 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:02,080 So I got to meet her parents and her mom's birthday is on the 17th. And she goes, Wait, 140 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:09,760 they're both Capricorns? No, yes, we are both. And I was like, Yes, Mom, they are because my mom is 141 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:15,360 too. Yeah, yeah, because we had this whole conversation with her. I know, but she hasn't 142 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:21,440 been on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, OK. And so she was like, they're both Capricorns. And I was like, 143 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:28,640 Yes, like and she was like, all the most important people that you love are Capricorns. 144 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:36,480 And I was like, OK, Dawn, yes, relax. It's fine. It's on purpose. 145 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:44,400 Because well, because I feel like I'm on like the precipice of like a Sagittarius and a Capricorn. 146 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:51,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel you. Well, when I was in high school, my senior year, we used to have 147 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:59,600 Regents exams. And so we would have to like take these tests that were like outside of just your 148 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:06,800 regular grade and whatever subject it was. And they were these it was us in Ohio, I think it was. 149 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:14,960 And my senior year, I was like, I'm not taking any Regents classes. So I took this class and I can't 150 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:21,120 remember if it was general physics or what it was. But I learned that I'm actually in Ophiuchus. 151 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:28,240 What the heck is an Ophiuchus? It is the time frame in like December, January, 152 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:36,400 or January that is like. Wait, hold on. Google it. Do we need to have an entire episode for this? 153 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:45,120 Because we can. Is there in a time frame for every every astrological sign that is like in between? 154 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:52,880 Because my mom is like the last day, I think it might be the last to the next to the last day of 155 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,680 Capricorn, because I've been like, oh, my God, she's so different than me. But she's also 156 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:05,760 very much the same. But she is like at the end of the Capricorn. I feel like and I'd have to go back 157 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:10,880 and like look at it. But my sister and I are three days apart. She's the 14th and on the 17th of 158 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:17,760 December. And I feel like because your parents like to get it on like in the same time of the year. 159 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:24,800 Listen, Linda, I like to tell people that my parents had sex two times and it was to conceive 160 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:30,480 me and Jerry. And then they also got divorced because my dad had a headache the night they 161 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:36,720 were supposed to go see Pink Floyd at the BJCC. And that was all she wrote. Is that true? Is that 162 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:46,800 all that true? Yes. So Don said, fuck how it turned out. I'm out. 86, Don. No, 86. Whatever your dad's name is. 163 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:57,920 87. No, 86. You don't understand it. Charles. 86 Charles is what's up. 86 somebody. Somebody got 86. 164 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:09,840 Listen, no, 86 Charles. Don 86 Charles. Yes. Yes. But also, I literally would not have it any other way. 165 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:17,360 Both of my parents have been remarried for 20 plus years. I have no step siblings. 166 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:26,560 My step parents are the most amazing people. Wouldn't have it any other way. Happy birthday to us. 167 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:37,520 Happy birthday to us. Me and you. Because we never sang happy birthday to either of us. Oh, okay. 168 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:47,600 Happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to us. Why are you not interrupting her? 169 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:54,560 That was on purpose. You're welcome. This is y'all's thing. I'm just gonna roll. 170 00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:03,360 Sing happy birthday to us. Sing it. Happy birthday to you. 171 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:13,520 Oh, he's singing happy birthday to us. Happy birthday to you too. And to us too. Oh, 172 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:27,280 happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. To you too. 173 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:36,240 Oh, what is this? A YouTube thing. That was so good. Thank you. Thank you, Peter. Yes. I like 174 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:43,840 that. Happy birthday, ladies. Okay. So we didn't finish the fuck, marry, kill. I will tell you 175 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:50,400 that I would. I kind of want to go back to the fuck, marry, kill to the bumble. I'm not a fan of 176 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:57,360 bumble because I think that I'm a little old. Honestly, I'm not really old school at all. 177 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:06,400 I'm very not an old school. But when it comes down to it. No, no, no, no. Bumble, the females have to. 178 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,520 Well, he's like, yeah, he said he liked bumble because he was. And he's like, I was like, why? 179 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:19,360 Because you're lazy. He's like, yeah. Well, yes. But I sent you an email. That was not lazy. 180 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:28,720 I didn't, I didn't get. Nary a podcast nor an email nor any kind of acknowledgement. And so 181 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:37,360 it reminded me a lot of being matched with somebody on bumble. Pete. That never. You're about to be 182 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:44,160 broadcast on every single streaming channel. I'm just telling you that's what podcast dating is like. 183 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:49,680 I mean, it seems to have worked out. You're about to be on the Internet. I'm cool with it. 184 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:55,520 I'm just I'm just being honest. No, no, no, no. Is this the only reason you're doing it? 185 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:05,520 Wait, can I stop something? Yes. Sarah, what's up? Pause. What is your concern or beef or whatever? 186 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:13,200 You responded to a podcast dating. Yeah. And so what's your beef right now? Oh, I don't. I 187 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:19,120 don't really have any beef here because it's it seems to be working out OK, but you just got to 188 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:25,120 be patient. And I feel like I was very. What he's saying is he had to wait a little. Hold on, hold on, 189 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:32,720 hold on. I feel like yes, that's exactly what I'm. It's it's like sitting on and on bumble when 190 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:38,640 it went. Hold on. When somebody matches gratification and now you're fucking pissed. No, 191 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:44,240 get over yourself. You know what? You're going to like me better because you had to wait so much 192 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:52,240 longer. Sarah, I'm not pissed. I knew I was. I'm just asking. I'm just telling you, I knew I wasn't 193 00:21:52,240 --> 00:22:02,160 going to get instant gratification, but it just. But I also got a message. Tell me about the messages 194 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:11,360 that you got because I was battling with this for like a week. Like, I mean, of course, after I sent 195 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:19,200 you to an email about the podcast dating, I was like, of course, why haven't you responded yet? 196 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:24,480 Of course, two seconds later, I was like, because you were feeling you're feeling vulnerable. 197 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:32,400 No, I was. Yes, you were. Yes. OK, yes. Yes, I was feeling both of them were feeling. 198 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:39,200 But they were shaking their boots. I was like, I was like, I just want to know what they think 199 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,920 about it. Like somebody fucking tell me. It was amazing. It was so good. Here was the thing. 200 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:49,120 I knew we were trying to do that. And I told her to tell you. But look, I knew that I couldn't like 201 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:55,600 send that email and then message Sarah and be like, there's there's greatness in your email. 202 00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,640 No, you couldn't do that. Right. So I knew we check our email every day. Like, right. At least 203 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:07,360 she checks it exactly. She doesn't check it. So I was sitting there like I said, I shot this off. 204 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:15,360 She knew she's it came out there and she was like, we have an email and we were in the middle of 205 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:21,680 something. This was this was this was after she was like, please let me read it. I was like, oh, 206 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:30,640 my God. Hear me out on all this. Put yourself in my situation. I shoot this thing off and I'm like, 207 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:36,800 of course, I want immediate gratification, but I know. But I also want a genuine response. 208 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:46,400 So I can't I can't text Sarah and be like, check your email. You know, no, no, because I want the 209 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:53,840 genuine response. I want you all to do it on the podcast or at least like send me a some kind of 210 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:59,920 doing it on the podcast takes at least a week. Right. Take it down because we only release once 211 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:07,600 a week. But what I wanted is as close to the genuine responses I could get. So I didn't I knew 212 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:14,320 I didn't I couldn't beg for it. You know, I couldn't ask for it. So I had to like sit back 213 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:20,080 and be like, are they going to put up the next episode every Wednesday? But we missed a Wednesday. 214 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:28,400 But you'll know except for this one. So I'm sitting back like but I mean, like I just I just 215 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:36,560 wanted the genuine. Have you gotten the response that you want? This bump. Yeah. So there is a 216 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:45,280 success story from online dating. Where? Oh, yeah. Next. And right next to us. Sarah and Brandon. 217 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:53,840 Yeah. So far. And then and then there's there's myself who I've been on all the platforms and 218 00:24:53,840 --> 00:25:00,400 I hate everything. One of them. And there's me. And then there's Emily who has dabbled. 219 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:05,040 Yeah. But you know what? Like every long term relationship I've been in, I don't know. 220 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:10,080 I'm trying to think back. I don't believe that I've date that the long term relationships that 221 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:16,880 I've been in have been from meeting on a dating app. I'm pretty sure they haven't. No, I mean, 222 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:22,240 it's weird for myself. I hate all of them. They're ridiculous. But like, let's 223 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:27,040 should we hear from the success story first? Yes, I would love to. Yeah, because I think 224 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:36,880 the whole last like lots of minutes ended in we talked about Tinder, Bumble and Hinge as 225 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:42,560 Fuck and Marry Kills and I don't think we ever really did it. I would marry Hinge, 226 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:50,960 Fuck Bumble and kill Tinder. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Tinder. What about you, Em? Kill 227 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:58,960 all. No, I mean, I mean, I didn't know that was an option. Listen, I tried to break the rules with 228 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:08,160 the pizzas and have like a tort affair and I got shunned. So, yeah, I mean, figure. No, you didn't. 229 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:16,560 I didn't shun you. I did. I thought it was great. I liked it. I liked that idea. What did you let 230 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:22,960 her get away with the the the I thought it was good pizza. No, it was a great analogy. Listen, 231 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:28,400 it's all pizza. It's all delicious. I honestly haven't really been on Hinge because I got on. 232 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:35,040 I think I might have made a profile, but like I never really used it. Bumble I don't like because 233 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:41,760 I have to make the initiative and I'm lazy. What's the rest of it? Tinder I like because it's easy. 234 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:46,960 It's the first one. All you have to do is swipe right and swipe left and it's it's the same thing 235 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:52,800 we've been doing since Tinder came out. All these other ones you have to swipe up and swipe to the 236 00:26:52,800 --> 00:27:00,080 side and swipe diagonal like to and you're doing it wrong. You if you swipe up, it changes the 237 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:06,000 picture or it gives you a super swipe or some stupid thing that's different than the other app 238 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:12,880 and like make them all the same so that every time I swipe, I'm not swiping having to swipe different 239 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:18,080 and I get myself confused on which app I'm on that that is annoying. That's very annoying. 240 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:24,480 I don't know. I don't like any of them, but I'm going to I said I'm going to kill. I don't know 241 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:30,800 Hinge. I didn't really ever get on Hinge. I've never actually used it. I don't like it. It is 242 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:37,600 going to be killed. No. Yeah, it's killed. But Bumble is honestly I want to kill all of them. 243 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:45,360 I'll fuck Bumble and I'll marry Tinder because honestly in real life, every single person 244 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:52,240 that is on any of those dating apps is on every single dating app. And do you want to know what 245 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:58,160 you're going to make Tinder people say, oh, Tinder is the sex dating app. Oh, don't get on there. 246 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:03,600 If you meet on Tinder, that means your relationships not going to work because that's 247 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:11,360 a sex dating app. Bull. Loney. Bull. Loney. Because you know what? Every other person on Bumble, 248 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:20,240 all the dudes on Bumble and on Hinge are also on Tinder. They're the same dudes. That's my FMK. 249 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:34,080 Kill them all. Who's next? Me. I am going to marry Bumble, fuck Hinge and kill Tinder. Why? 250 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:43,360 Well, I well, first off, I got banned from Tinder. Oh, I forgot about that. We made you a new account. 251 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:50,320 I, yeah. Did you get banned again? No. Okay. I deleted it before that. We don't know why she 252 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:57,200 got banned. She got banned for some stupid reason. I promise on my whole entire life, I was entirely 253 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:05,040 appropriate. I never did anything wrong. I never sent any news. I'm fairly certain that I know who 254 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:14,160 banned me. It was this brochacho who was the brother of one of y'alls. 255 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:27,040 Alrighty then. Things got a little squirrely on the last episode. It was like 4 AM and we 256 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:33,440 all ended up just stopping recording. Uruptly. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, we all fell asleep. 257 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:37,440 Yeah. So I have a case of narcolepsy. I have a story to finish. 258 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:45,760 And my story is how I got banned from Tinder. And this is obviously only an assumption, 259 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:53,440 but this happened many years ago and I had matched with this guy and his sister was in the same 260 00:29:54,160 --> 00:30:01,840 sorority as y'all. If I think something like that. I don't know. Anyways, matched with him, 261 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:08,720 talked to him for a little while and he was nice, but then he started sending me videos of 262 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:19,120 himself doing not karaoke, but lip syncing to Garth Brooks songs and had a whole headset. 263 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:27,360 What? I don't know if it was a real microphone or not, but a whole behind the ears microphone. 264 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:35,760 Like the ones that come out in front. Yes. Yes. 100%. Had one of those. And so he sent them to me 265 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:41,600 and he was like, what do you think? And I was like, you look like a 90s pop star. Well, I mean, 266 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,160 I didn't give that fee. I was like, yeah, cool. And he was like, what, you don't like them? And 267 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:57,760 I was like, um, this is weird, sir. And like very few days after that, I was literally banned. 268 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:03,520 I like went to the app, tried to get on, wouldn't let me email or something. Yes. You got an email 269 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:07,280 from them. What did it say? Do you still have it? No, I don't think so. I mean, I'd have to look at 270 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:14,480 my account, but, um, I don't know if I still have it or not, but I was banned for years. 271 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,560 And email address and phone number until I finagled my way back in. Didn't we make you a new 272 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:25,040 Tinder the same night Santana and Aaron met? Yes. Oh my gosh. Yes. I got myself a Google voice number. 273 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:30,720 And he sent me that phone number. Yeah. So Tinder watch out. Listen though, stop, 274 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:35,600 stop banning people that don't need to be banned. Like they need to have like validity. Yes, exactly. 275 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,720 And that was part of it. They were like, we don't have to tell you why we did this. And I'm like, 276 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,720 okay, well, I mean, that's the lamest thing I've ever heard. For no reason. 277 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:47,760 Yeah. It was so crazy. And if that guy was the one who did it, I hope that you listen to this podcast 278 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,560 and I hope you're still lip syncing and not getting dates. 279 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:59,040 Maybe he's, maybe he's moved on from the, um, from the headset. I don't know. Listen, I blocked him 280 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:03,680 on everything that I like saw him on, cause he would pop up sometimes as like people you may know 281 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:09,600 or whatever. And I was like, uh-uh, block. That is awesome. That's crazy. It was the craziest thing 282 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:15,120 ever because I knew I didn't do anything wrong. I did not do anything being worthy of, you know, 283 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:20,080 being banned. So did you just try to like log in and it just wouldn't let you. And then the email, 284 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:27,760 you got an email saying, yes. Okay. Or you all you can ban AKA no more Tinder. Yes. Lord have 285 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,680 mercy. So I even reached out to support and was like, um, can you guys tell me? And they were like, 286 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:37,040 no, we don't have to. What? I was like, okay. We don't have to tell you why you were banned. 287 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,360 They would not tell me. Cause it's like anonymous. I think probably because they don't want somebody 288 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:47,600 being harassed. Correct. And I understand that, but why not just say you have violated this community 289 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:52,720 guideline of ours, whatever. And here's the proof that you did that. Right. It's like, remember when 290 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,360 they came out with the thing where like, you couldn't have like pictures of guns or drugs or 291 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:02,560 whatever on there. And there were so many dudes that had like pictures of them holding like a 292 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:09,120 big old machine gun or whatever they're called AKA something. Yeah. Um, and people were like, 293 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:15,920 no, I'm still pissed off cause you can't put my guns in my picture. Like, okay, dude. Like, 294 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:22,320 no. So then they replaced them with fish. Well, dead fish too. Well, half dead fish, I guess. 295 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,520 Look, they had the fish in there before that. At least I don't know. I don't know. It was just, 296 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:33,040 it was the most bizarre thing and it made me like really salty. So like, I mean, probably once a 297 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:37,600 year after that, I would like download Tinder just to like check and see if I was like still on the 298 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:43,920 blacklist. And I was until I finagled my way in and then I never met a soul on there. I was on 299 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,480 there for like a couple months or whatever. And then I met Brandon. What up B man. 300 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,440 Oh man. So, so yeah, that's crazy. I can't believe that that's happening. 301 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,680 That's crazy. I can't believe that that they banned you. I don't know what I would do. 302 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:05,920 I'd probably be really happy. So then you have an excuse forever. Yeah. Exactly. I don't want to do 303 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:14,720 it ever again. Hey, fair enough. It'd be so good. Oh Lord. So what's, what have you been up to lately? 304 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:21,440 Well, I had like a whole like date weekend with Brandon. It was really kind of the first weekend 305 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:28,160 where we didn't have like anything to do in a while. So we went to dinner on Saturday night 306 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:34,480 and it was delicious. And then we met y'all to watch our friend Chase, Chase Stewart music. 307 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:40,320 You can follow him on Instagram. Yeah. He's really good. Honestly, I didn't know our friend Chase was 308 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:45,120 like a musician. I honestly, I had no idea. And then somebody said something and I was like, oh, 309 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:52,400 you're the guy that I follow on Instagram with the music thing. And I felt so bad. I was like, oh God, 310 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:58,160 I'm so stupid. That's our Chase. Yeah. And then we went and saw him and he was so good. Listen, 311 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,040 I had never, and I hope he doesn't get mad at me, but like when he posts stuff, I don't really like 312 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,320 what, and it's just brief videos, you know, if they're on his Instagram stories or whatever, 313 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:12,560 like I'd never seen like him play like a music set and just like, we don't hang, when we hang out, 314 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,720 like we're usually at the pool or we're going to dinner or like there's a specific event happening. 315 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,640 And if not, like if I'm over at their house, cause they live in the same building that I do, 316 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,120 we're playing with dogs, you know, doing something like that. So it's the first time I've ever really 317 00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,840 gotten to see him just, you know, play whatever. And he did some very cool mashups with several 318 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:36,080 different songs. He's so talented. He did some of his original songs. Yeah, I know. And they're on 319 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:42,240 iTunes also, but Spotify too. Yeah. And so it was just really cool. And I'd never been to that 320 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:49,600 place before that we went to and the drinks were cheap and good. And well, I don't know that I, 321 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:57,200 the beers were okay. Like then I ordered, you had been drinking a Kentucky mule, right? Yes. 322 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,840 Which is like bourbon and ginger beer. And she gets, she has hers and she brings it to me. She's 323 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:08,080 like, I don't taste any, any, uh, bourbon in this. And I'm like, let me taste it. And I taste it. I'm 324 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:12,640 like, Whoa. I was like, I don't know what you've been drinking, but this is straight up bourbon. 325 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:19,920 I had a few before I let you taste mine. So it was going down very easy. And I don't think I stayed 326 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:26,240 too much longer after that. Well, but I ordered a Moscow mule after you had that and it was so 327 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:31,680 strong. Like I couldn't taste the, yeah, which is really weird. Cause normally if I drink vodka, 328 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:36,160 I can't taste the vodka in whatever drink, especially ginger beer or like, you know, 329 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,400 cranberry juice or something. So I don't know. It was really, it was very strong. I couldn't, uh, 330 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:47,840 I couldn't have multiples of those, but yeah, I liked the place except for the next day. So we 331 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:54,880 had a text message with me and Christina and, uh, Pete, I think, and in Victoria, 332 00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:00,000 Oh, in Victoria. And everybody's like, everybody's like, Oh my God, I got home and I had to take off 333 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,840 all my clothes and take a shower and wash them, throw my clothes in the washing machine because 334 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,440 believe it or not, people in Alabama, there are places that they still allow you to smoke inside. 335 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,320 I have no idea how, and honestly, I don't know if it's legal. Hopefully they don't get in trouble 336 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,720 for me. We haven't said that. That's an unincorporated Shelby County. Oh yeah. It's like 337 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:25,840 in the BFE. Yeah. Yeah. BF Alabama. But it's, it's in, it was in a separate room, right? Like it 338 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,240 wasn't out there in the open. It was, no, it was out in the open. You could do it in the back room 339 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:36,160 and then that was like open to the front room and then downstairs they were smoking. Oh really? Yeah. 340 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:41,520 I didn't hang out downstairs at all. Yeah. It was, it was a lot. Um, it wasn't as bad as when I went 341 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:47,360 to that, this place that I played darts with eat that one time. Yeah. And by the way, I got second 342 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:52,560 place, but not because of me, but I ended up having to play in this like darts tournament, 343 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:58,400 which I've never played darts before in my life. And because they needed another person and 344 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:03,200 somehow I ended up, I played the entire day. My arm was sore at the end of the day. I played for 345 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:08,880 like eight hours and then I won second place with all my partner, essentially one second place. Like 346 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,680 at the end, we actually won money and we were going to split it and was like giving it to me. 347 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:17,440 And I was like, I am not taking this. It was not me that did this. He was like, no, couldn't have 348 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,880 done it without you. Blah, blah, blah. It was so nice. And I was like, please take it. I don't want 349 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:26,720 it. Like, I honestly didn't earn this. You did. And he had to play like double, like double, like 350 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:33,120 double good for me. Yeah. But at the same time, if he didn't have a partner, he wouldn't have won 351 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:37,520 any money. Well, that's true, I guess, but he could have had a better partner. He could have 352 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,120 had Pete. Sure. If he and Pete were on a team together, it would have been, they would have 353 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:46,640 been like, but Pete beat us. So Pete and his partner. So like whatever. Thanks Pete. Yeah. 354 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,520 But as a, as a, you know, couple that was there together or whatever, y'all won first and second 355 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:58,480 place. We did. Yeah, it was good. And then we played again. And after that, Pete and I played on 356 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:03,600 the same team and we won, but not because of me. And at that point I was so sick. That was when I, 357 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:09,360 we won't, I won't tell the story about that day until later, but, but yeah, I was like really sick 358 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:16,320 throwing up all day. So anyway, so last weekend was fun. Yeah. Yeah. I had a good time. It was 359 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,760 Sunday was like a rainy Sunday and it was super nice. I got up and made breakfast casserole and 360 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:28,800 then we made homemade pizzas. Oh my God. Let me tell you what I ate or accidentally ate on Sunday. 361 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,600 So Pete had a, so Pete had a hockey game and he was like, do you want to come watch me play hockey? 362 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:38,320 Cause that's what guys like, they want you to come watch them do manly things or something. 363 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:44,160 And so I'm like, okay, so I go watch his hockey game. He got murdered or they got murdered. It 364 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:49,520 was like four to zero for guys. But then like, I, and this is going to sound really terrible and 365 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,200 sorry guys, but like the goalie like took his helmet off. And I was like, that dude's like 366 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:58,320 80 years old, like not 80. He was like probably in his sixties. Maybe I don't know how old he was, 367 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:04,240 but I was like, dang. I was like, no wonder. And like the other team was like a bunch of like 25 368 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:09,680 year olds that are like fit. It was like fat old men versus fit young 25 year olds. I was like, 369 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:16,880 Oh Jesus. It was fun though. It was good. I haven't seen a hockey game in a long time, 370 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,800 but after that we went to, he was like, are you hungry? And I'm like, well, no, not really, 371 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:28,880 but I'll go with you. We went to some Mexican place that is like Mexican. It's not like Mexican 372 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:34,560 where we white people go and like get, and they speak English to you. This is like you go and 373 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,600 they're like legit. We were the only white people in there, which was amazing. It was probably the 374 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,440 most delicious food you've ever had. So I didn't eat. I just got like chips and salt because I 375 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:49,280 wasn't that hungry, but he got some tacos and it was so loud in there. The music was so loud 376 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,320 with the like, what do you call it? It was mariachi type stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like that. And 377 00:40:54,320 --> 00:41:00,720 um, it was blasting. I couldn't hear myself talk or think. Um, so I couldn't hear what he ordered. 378 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,400 So we got there. He ordered like two different types of tacos and he had them in front of him 379 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:11,120 and one of them looked like either like a steak or a pork taco. And I'm like, Ooh, and one of the 380 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,800 pieces of meat fell off the taco. So I was like, Ooh, let me taste this meat. I picked it up and 381 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,360 I was like, Oh, that's pretty good. I was like, that's pretty good. And he was like, do you know 382 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,520 what that is? And I was like, I mean, I don't know what it was like pork or something. And he's like, 383 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:28,080 that's cow tongue. Was it lingua? Yes. It was so good. But like, as soon as he said it, 384 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:35,120 like he said cow tongue and I was like, like it just like didn't sit right. And I was like, 385 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,240 he was like, does that make you weirded out? I was like, no, it was still really good. It's just like, 386 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:44,240 for some reason it's like, it reminds me of like eating or like, I forget that cows have tongues. 387 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,280 It's really sad to like some cows tongue. I had that when we went, I don't remember if you were 388 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,800 with us this day or not, when we went to that like taco truck fast at ghost train, the new ghost 389 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,200 train. No, no, no, I've never been to ghost train. Okay. Um, they had, they had it while we were 390 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,080 there and I got some and I got a lingua taco and it was delicious. Nice. So good. Yeah. See, 391 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:17,360 I don't know. Like, like a cow tongue off of a food truck sounds interesting. I don't know. Well, 392 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:23,520 it wasn't a food truck that I got it from. It was like a taco stand type situation. Oh, okay. I got 393 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,200 it. Yeah. So, but I mean, no different. I mean, they have all the cooking utensils that you need 394 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:32,720 in a food truck anyways. Yeah. But they, so that's okay. So the thing with the food truck, 395 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:38,000 if we want to get into like my like skepticisms about that. Okay. So when you drive a car 396 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:43,280 or like an RV, okay. So when you, if you have like an RV, you have to have it hooked up to power 397 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:49,200 at all times so that your refrigerator and all that stuff works. Yeah. Okay. Generators. Right. 398 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,640 So what are they plug into a building? What are they plugging into? Like, and when they are driving, 399 00:42:54,640 --> 00:43:01,520 how are they, do they have a generator in there that they're, um, sure they're driving off of gas. 400 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:07,520 I know, but what is powering the generator. Okay. So they have a generator while they're driving so 401 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:13,280 that the refrigerator doesn't shut off. And then after that, if they have things that are cooling 402 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:20,080 in there, it'll stay cold even when they're not in the car and it's not powered. Listen, I don't know. 403 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:26,400 See that freaks me out. I mean, honestly, they, they have to get the health department and stuff. 404 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,600 Yeah. The health department has to come. Yeah. I get it. But like, yeah. 405 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:36,000 Maybe we'll have to find somebody that we know that, that works in a food truck. Yeah. And ask 406 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:41,680 some questions. I do, I do like the things you wonder about one of Catherine's cousins. I think 407 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:46,080 it's a food truck. It's like a pizza food truck that she works in. She's like really young. She's 408 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,640 probably like 18 or 19 and she works in like this pizza food truck. And she says like, so hot, 409 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:56,080 cause they have like a brick oven or something in this food truck. I'm like, wow. She's like, 410 00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,240 yeah, you sweat like the entire time. It's really crazy. Yeah. I don't doubt it at all. 411 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,760 Anything else going on? I don't, I think this is the first weekend in a really long time that I 412 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:11,680 don't have anything that I have to do. And I'm so excited. That sounds really amazing. I thought 413 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:19,200 that was going to happen to me last weekend and it didn't, it ended up being a long weekend, 414 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:25,040 but not really. I mean, honestly, I said I wasn't going to do anything. And then I ended up doing 415 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:30,880 stuff and all the things that I said I was going to do, like clean out all my closets that when you 416 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:36,320 open the door stuff falls out and I can't, I did clean out one closet when P was here last week. 417 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,880 He came over and he was supposed, he was like, I'm going to come over and help you like clean. 418 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:46,880 And I'm like, no, you're not, but you can come over. I didn't say that. I was like, okay, come on. 419 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,640 He came over, he sat on the couch and I like cleaned out the closet upstairs part, the bottom 420 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:58,640 part, which like made me feel a lot happier. But like that closet right behind you, it's just like 421 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:03,280 stuff falling out. Yes. I totally understand what you're saying. So we were supposed to have lazy 422 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:10,560 Sunday and we did, but we did like laundry and I washed the duvet cover and changed the sheets. 423 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,240 And like all that stuff. Oh, that's so nice. Isn't it? It was the greatest thing ever. But the very 424 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:21,520 last load of laundry was mostly all of my clothes, um, left it in there on Sunday night. Well, 425 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,760 a very first thing Monday morning I had like starting at eight 30 back to back calls and 426 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:31,840 Brandon didn't have to go into work until like 11. When I tell you, I had the nicest surprise 427 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:37,840 when I got out, like finally was able to get away from like my meetings or whatever. That man had 428 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:43,680 folded all of my clothes and left them on my bed for me, including my panties. That right there. 429 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:49,040 Oh my gosh. Did I have, I told you about the story about my ex boyfriend who was that my, 430 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:56,000 so my ex boyfriend, he was at, I lived downtown, like in this, like an off Highland Avenue in this 431 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:01,120 little historic apartment. And it was like a tiny one bedroom old thing. You had to go a million 432 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:06,800 stairs to get there. And he, my parents were visiting and he, I'm not going to say his name. 433 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,280 He used to do all the laundry and honestly, I'm pretty sure he did the laundry because 434 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:17,520 he wanted to do his laundry at my place. So he would also do my laundry so that I would never 435 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:21,920 say anything. I mean, maybe, maybe not. He could tell us otherwise, but like it was amazing because 436 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,400 I hate doing laundry. I hate folding laundry. I hate putting the laundry in, hate taking laundry 437 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:31,760 out. I'm too short to get the clothes out of the deep washer. Like, and like the, the front 438 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:37,920 loading washers are disgusting. Don't get me started on that. But like, yeah, it just sucks. 439 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,640 And like with my ankle right now, I can, I can't lift up on my toes. So trying to get into the 440 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,320 washer, I'm like climbing in with my arms. I'm like, ah, it's hard to get the stuff. I'm like, 441 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:51,600 I'll have to sock in there. Can't get it out. Got to get like a stick. It's so bad. I need, 442 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,080 I need somebody tall or with long arms or something. But yeah, he used to do all that stuff. 443 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,840 And so my parents were there and he and my dad were sitting on the couch, like watching football 444 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:05,840 or something, like probably the Alabama game, because they're both Alabama fans. And my ex 445 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:12,160 boyfriend is sitting there and he is literally folding like my panties and like my like little, 446 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:17,360 like this was back when I was a lot littler, my little, I was still thick AF, but I was 447 00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:25,520 littler thick AF. He was folding like my like little like lingerie shorts and like things 448 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:30,240 in front of my panties in front of my dad. And I like looked at him. I walked in there 449 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:34,880 from the other room and I looked at him like what he was just doing it. Cause this is how 450 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:41,440 he just like didn't realize it. And he was like, and I was like, what are you doing? Like you look 451 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:48,160 like you're like sniffing my panties in front of my dad. This is weird, dude. And my dad, obviously 452 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,400 what he, I don't know. I need to ask. My dad never said anything, but like, obviously he was probably 453 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:59,200 just like, Oh, I don't know what laundry, I don't fold laundry. So when we used to come down here 454 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:05,120 during the summer, after my parents got divorced, when I was like, I don't, you know, in my teen 455 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,600 years or whatever, you know, when it was back, like all the rage to wear like the, the tank tops 456 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:16,080 with the shelf bras in them. Oh yeah. Before like I had giant boobs. Did they have like pads in them? 457 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:20,320 No. Oh, did you ever see the ones that had the pads in them? I think you could get them at like, 458 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:27,360 what was that store? Like Hollister or like Abercrombie or something. No, I didn't wear those. 459 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,560 These were just like regular ones. Um, but anyways, it was the funniest thing watching my dad try to 460 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:37,040 fold those tank tops. Cause he could not figure it out. Cause he had them like inside out. Yes. 461 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:42,160 Inside out. Like the flipped up. Yes. It was all sorts of screwed up and it was hysterical and he 462 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:49,920 would just get so mad and eventually be like, y'all are folding these. It's like you, like I put this 463 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:55,200 on my body. How do you think it gets there? That is how you fold it dad. Put it on the way. Yeah. 464 00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:02,240 He's like, no, it goes up this way. Is this a turtleneck? Can you see somebody wearing it? 465 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:14,960 Yeah. Oh my God. Oh man. Wow. That's so funny. Dads. Yeah. I'm pretty sure my dad just hangs up all 466 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:22,000 of his clothes. I don't know if I've ever seen him fold any clothes. So let me, so growing up, 467 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:28,960 we had like, we didn't have socks put together in places. We had a sock basket. Absolutely. And 468 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:34,400 they are freaking everywhere. No, you take your socks off. You put, when I do my laundry, I make 469 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:40,560 sure that when they go in the wash, I've got both of the socks. If I don't have them, I go find it. 470 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:45,280 And if I don't can't find the other one, the one that I can't find goes in the garbage, unless it's 471 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:51,280 a Lululemon sock that is really expensive and I'll look for some more, but, um, and I love those. 472 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:57,520 I don't make sure that I have both of them, but you know, I'm a weirdo and like, I don't know, 473 00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:03,600 I don't leave clothes on my floor. I wear my sneakers like all the time. And so when I go 474 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:07,280 to bed at night, like I take my socks off and I put them in the laundry basket. I know that they're 475 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,640 there. Yeah. Yeah. I put them in the laundry basket. Oh, I do take off my socks a lot and 476 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,160 they'll be like laying upstairs, but I can't get high. If I'm taking my socks off, it's going in 477 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,200 the laundry basket. Yeah. So, but I don't wear shoes all day. Um, I'm usually barefoot, but yeah. 478 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:24,320 So, but no, when they go, I put them together. I, I can't stand it. Like, and I still go to 479 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,760 my parents' house and I'll be like, can I have some socks? And they're like trying to dig through 480 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:34,000 the basket to find me some matching socks. It's like the worst. And I get so mad. I would, I used 481 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,120 to go over there and like get the laundry basket out and just like put them together. And my mom 482 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:43,120 would be like, why are you doing that? She would like get mad at me. And I think it's because mom, 483 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,120 you can tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm a swear. I think it's because she feels bad for not putting 484 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,760 them together herself. And she's like mad at me for doing it because it's making her feel like bad. 485 00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:56,320 I don't know that I would dig through a basket of socks. I think if I were missing socks, 486 00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:02,480 I would go to the store and buy matching ones for myself. Yeah. That would give me such anxiety 487 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,240 trying to, it's actually kind of fun. Like a puzzle. It's like Tupperware though. You know, 488 00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:09,600 when you go somewhere and like, you know, the top is somewhere, but you don't know where the hell 489 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,320 it is. And then you can't find it and you already put the food in there. And then you're like, 490 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,640 what the hell? Now I got a dirty something else, but you don't throw it away either. The bottom 491 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:20,880 that you just had the food. I know I keep it just in case I need to feed my dogs in it somewhere. 492 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:26,800 You're still going to wash it and keep the stupid thing. I try to throw them away, but, 493 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:32,320 but I do keep them sometimes because a lot of times I'll have to like somebody's dog comes over 494 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,960 and I've got to like have another bowl or whatever. So, and there's, you know, you can throw them away 495 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:41,120 and get a new one, but like mine as well, just throw it away after the dog eats out of it or 496 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:49,520 something. Your mom asked some dumb question at one point. Oh, did the dog eat out of this bowl? 497 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:55,520 It was a coffee cup and you were like, no, why? And she was like, I don't know. It's got dogs on 498 00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:01,120 it. Yeah. She got, just because there's dogs on it doesn't mean the dogs eat out of it. Yeah. It's 499 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:06,240 a mug. It's like a cute coffee mug. It's like a big one that I love that I drink soup, eat soup out 500 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:11,520 of. Cause I don't drink coffee. Her logic killed me with that one. Well, she doesn't like the, 501 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:17,440 she doesn't. So if you go to her house and try to like, if I were to try to give my, her some 502 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:22,800 tupper, some of her tupperware to my dogs to like drink water or eat food out of, she would have it 503 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:27,760 come apart. And also her tupperware is not stuff you buy from the store. Her stuff is like, hey, 504 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:32,080 you see the stuff that I have? I have like a mix of like stuff I've bought, but then I like lost 505 00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:37,920 part of it. So I threw it away and a mix of like Chinese takeout containers that I save. And, 506 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:43,360 but my mom's is like butter containers and like sour and like, Oh, the best ones are like the 507 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:48,960 Neapolitan ice cream. Is it a Northern thing? Yes. I thought it was a Southern thing. I can't 508 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,720 remember what I was doing one time, but I, it was when I was living down here or whatever, 509 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:57,120 but I did the same thing. I saved like a cottage cheese and like a butter container or whatever. 510 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:01,680 And I was in the break room at work. This was a long time ago, like my first, like for real 511 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:06,000 corporate job or whatever. And I remember being in the break room and somebody was like, why are 512 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:15,440 you eating butter for lunch? And I was like, it's not butter, it's a tupperware. Country crock. 513 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:24,400 Oh, that's disgusting. Yeah. But I was like, what are you talking about? This is my lunch. 514 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:31,440 Like, you're disgusting. Why don't you go on a diet and stop eating butter for lunch? 515 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,120 Well, because you should have been like, well, cause later on in life, I want to make a podcast 516 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:40,960 called thick AF and I'm trying to get there. Okay. Yeah, exactly. 517 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:50,400 Yeah, she does. Um, she does. So, all right. Well, I think we will wrap her up here. 518 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:57,120 Thanks for having us. You can find us on Instagram at thick AF podcast, send us an email 519 00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:04,160 at thickafpodcast.gmail.com. And please go out on Instagram and follow us. And also when you're on 520 00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:12,320 Apple, iTunes, Spotify, all the apps, the streaming apps, you know, it's not a thumbs up. It's a 521 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:20,320 follow, a like, subscribe to us so that we can, we can continue to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, 522 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:25,680 to do this for you guys. We love you. Thanks so much. We'll see you next week. 523 00:54:50,320 --> 00:55:11,680 I have to go. 524 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:18,640 I don't know why it's so good.