1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,760 Welcome to the thicc AF podcast. Welcome back. We are here with our friends. You may remember 2 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:19,960 one of them, Brandon. Welcome back, dude. Hey, how's it going? How's it going? Everybody 3 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:25,840 remembers Brandon. That's Sarah's new boyfriend. We are excited to have him back. Am I still 4 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:31,480 new? I mean, I call your new boyfriend. Yeah, you're still a little new. Yeah. Okay. But 5 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,680 I mean, you're kind of old for the way that I've known Sarah. Like, but you know, you've 6 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:42,080 had a lot long boyfriends before. I just didn't, we didn't hang out much then. Yeah. So yeah. 7 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:47,120 But for me, it's like, that's fair. Yeah. Okay. But also we have another special guest. This 8 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:52,680 is a very, very, very special guest and y'all are not going to believe what has happened. 9 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:58,880 But tonight is Friday night. We recorded the episode that we missed this week that was 10 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:02,440 supposed to come out on Wednesday. We're going to release it at some point. Hopefully by 11 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:09,600 the time this one goes, you'll have, you know, whatever. So now in the same night, the feeling 12 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:18,640 was right. Yes. In the same night, we reached out to Peter, Mr. Email, the guy from the 13 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:25,360 email and he is here to record with us. Hey Pete. Welcome. Welcome to the podcast. So 14 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:32,720 it's like sort of a first date Friday, the 13th, not really a date. Oh, it's Friday. 15 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:39,480 13th. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers y'all. Yeah. We're having, Oh, Pete brought us, um, old 16 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:44,200 fashions and he brought us stuff to make me like a Kentucky meals. Is that what they're 17 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:49,080 called? Yeah. Kentucky meals with the bourbon, with the bourbon. Yes. It's delicious. They're 18 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:53,320 delicious. They've, he's got like, this is the, I told him earlier, the first old fashioned 19 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:58,040 he made was the best old fashioned that I've had ever. I think because they normally, the 20 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,720 restaurants, they make them too sweet. Yeah. You got to taste the bourbon, you know, and 21 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:07,400 the sugar cubes help out a lot. Instead of simple syrup. Yeah. They put the sugar way 22 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:13,160 too sweet. Yeah. No. And one cube is all you need. Yeah. Don't get crazy. So I'm just going 23 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:18,200 to describe to you what Pete looks like right now. We're going to go from the bottom up. 24 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:24,040 Pete looks like the difference between a construction worker and a biker. But also he looks like 25 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:29,880 he's wearing like Lululemon like workout clothes. Those are under armor. It's very confusing. 26 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:36,560 Under armor. Under armor. Okay. First of all, in Pete's defense, when I was telling, I said, 27 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:43,720 by the way, we look homeless. And his response was, so do I. That's my look. That's kind 28 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:52,840 of my thing. That's okay. Me too. I homeless sheet. Yeah. We, yeah, exactly. Homeless sheet. 29 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:57,520 So we gave well played, well, it's like, you have like fancy homeless clothes on. You just 30 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:02,960 have like a shaggy beard, you know, and like a, like a car. I did brush it before I came 31 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:09,320 over. You brushed your beard. Good job. Did you re braid your hair? I mean, I know this 32 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:15,440 is from this morning. He has hair ponytail, pigtail braids. I don't, and he knows how 33 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:20,880 to braid. And I'm the worst braider in the entire world. And I'm a female. I suck. I 34 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,920 can't braid my own hair. He also has really good hair to fishtail braid too. Oh wow. I 35 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:29,880 don't know how to do that either. So. Me neither. I'm just thinking whatever this is. Just put 36 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:33,400 a new one in the middle each time and little twisty and you're good to go. My hair has 37 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,640 so many layers in it that if you do a braid, it like sticks out the sides and it looks 38 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:42,320 stupid. You have to like do a messy braid is for no, my messy braid is not a messy because 39 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,840 I have like short layer. It was so many layers. Yeah. But anyways, that was a weird thing. 40 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:52,600 So clip life for you. Clip life. I like to wear a ponytail. My hair is still wet. My 41 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:57,440 new hair needs this. It needs a cut so bad and there's a cut. I need to get that, get 42 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,160 that cut girl. But you know what? Listen, I'm going to, I'm going to go ahead and announce 43 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,720 my mom would probably be ashamed of me, but I'm going to go ahead and announce this on 44 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:10,360 the thick AF podcast is that I used to go and pay like a hundred and something dollars 45 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:15,720 to get my hair done. Just cut and maybe colored sometimes. A hundred dollars for a cut? Yeah. 46 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,800 Like seventy five dollars or something. And then you have to tip and all that stuff. Absolutely 47 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,800 not. That feels like too much. Listen, it is too much. And now I go over here into the 48 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:28,160 Cahaba Heights and I get, I don't know if it's super cuts or great clips. One of those 49 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:35,240 places, $15 and they do a better job than they did at the other. And it only takes 15 50 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:42,760 minutes. And it's like, what have I been doing my entire life? $15, 15 hours for a haircut. 51 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:49,920 Yeah. So my barber cut my hair ever since I was in the fifth grade. And during COVID 52 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:56,160 right before COVID, we talked about it and he said that he had like four more years left 53 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,600 of cutting hair, of cutting hair. Like he was, he's an older guy. I mean, he wasn't 54 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,880 like in a. So no, he was a, um, like he was a helicopter mechanic in Vietnam. I was a 55 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:14,120 hell. I was a helicopter mechanic. So we kind of had not in Vietnam, right? No, no. Iraq, 56 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:21,720 Afghanistan, stuff like that. Basically not the same, but almost. Yeah. But he, I should 57 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:26,680 cut that out. We're not comparing those things. You know what I mean? Fuck, Mary kill Iraq. 58 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:33,760 I've got to send me a dog. Oh my God. Completely two different conflicts. I don't know. I don't 59 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:39,160 know anything. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, he told me before COVID he was like, I've 60 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:44,360 got, I've got like four or five years left because I used to live in Louisiana. And then 61 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:49,760 this was in Louisiana. This was in Birmingham. He spent my hair since I was in fifth grade. 62 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:55,560 When I went to Tennessee, I found somebody that like, I trust it. I'm weird about it. 63 00:05:55,560 --> 00:06:01,760 Like I don't want anybody that I don't trust. You got hair gold or something. What the hell? 64 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:08,540 Absolutely. Like don't you see? But anyway. Does he braid it for you too? No, it was never 65 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:14,800 this long. What I'm getting to is he retired and I haven't had a haircut since because 66 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:21,960 he shut his shop down. Listen, I'm a really good hair cutter. I cut my hair. Basically 67 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:26,360 you're my dad because he did the same thing. Let's wait to like the third or fourth date 68 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,280 before you start cutting my hair. Look, that's what my dad did. I cut my own hair all the 69 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:35,880 time. Melanie does too. Not like all the way around, but like in the front and stuff. One 70 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,840 time I messed it up really bad and then I told her, and she's probably going to listen 71 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:45,080 to this. I told my girl that I probably shouldn't say this, that I got bubble gum stuck in my 72 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:49,800 hair and I had to cut it out because I was embarrassed to tell her that I tried to cut 73 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:58,440 it myself. That was the easiest excuse. I mean, like how'd you get the bubble gum in 74 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:02,240 your hair? Did she ask you any of those questions? And it was like way up here, like in the top. 75 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:07,200 I didn't really get bubble gum in my hair. I just cut it and it looked really bad. I 76 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:15,600 get that. I'm still shocked. Anyway, next topic. So how's it going guys? I'm super 77 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:20,000 excited. It's Friday. We went, okay, so I thought Sarah was going to try to leave earlier. 78 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,520 We were going to try it because we are late and we apologized on the last episode. Apologizing 79 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:28,200 again. We went to eat sushi and I thought Sarah was going to have to go home early, 80 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:35,440 but then we talked to Brandon and we talked to Pete and they came over and now we're chilling. 81 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:40,680 Even though Brandon has to work tomorrow. I know. I know you're a champ. I am. He's 82 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:45,520 drinking some peach spritzers. Is that the peach or the orange? I don't know. They're 83 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:51,120 not alcoholic. They're peach soda, great value water. Great value water that I, oh, they're 84 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,720 the ones I think we told you guys about these before. Are those bubbly or are they just 85 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:01,920 peach water? They're clear American. They're not. They're clear American peach water. Yeah, 86 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,680 they're peach water and they're sparkling and they're kind of gross, but I got like 87 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:13,360 4,000 of them and a big thing of like 12 pack cans. There were some tangerine or orange 88 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,680 or something like that and then there were a bunch of peach in a Walmart order that went 89 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:22,480 wrong. They sent me the wrong Walmart order and then they sent me the wrong Walmart order 90 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:28,240 twice and so I got like a million. I've been trying to give them away. I gave some to the 91 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:33,520 housekeeper. I took some up to the clubhouse up here. So you're feeling pretty peachy, 92 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:38,960 huh? I'm just like, please take them. Like somebody take them. Please take this flavored 93 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,280 carbonated water. I need it out of my life. Yeah, it's not good. So I haven't tried the 94 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,560 peach. The only one I've tried is the orange one because we put it in bourbon one night. 95 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,400 Yeah, it's pretty good in the bourbon, but the it's a little sweet. The peach one, I 96 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:59,520 think it's water. I normally like peach like sparkling water, but I really yeah, I really 97 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:05,000 like peach knee high. Have you ever had that? No. Oh snap. What is it? So good. It's like 98 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,720 that sounds like a good song. Right. It's peach, socky knee high. No, it's like a soda. 99 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:15,560 Like a is that what you call it? A pop. Why are you looking at me? I'm not from the Midwest. 100 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:20,440 I thought that's what they said in New York. No, a soda. Oh, soda pop, soda pop. It's a 101 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,640 soda. It's a it's like a knee. You don't know what a knee high is. I think everything's 102 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:29,800 coke down here. Yes. Oh, it is peach coke. Whenever you go to the drive through and people 103 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,800 like, what do you want to drink? And you're like coke. And they're like, what kind? I 104 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:38,680 already told you I want coke. You got to ask for the classic. Oh, what a classic Coca Cola 105 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:44,400 classic. So I have to say Coca Cola. Oh, but no, you don't say Coca Cola here. You say 106 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:53,680 Coca Cola. Yeah, that's Coca Cola. Coca Cola. All right. So we have a handful of FMK 107 00:09:53,680 --> 00:10:02,600 or Mary Kills on the list. And these were actually provided. They were provided a handful 108 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:08,840 of weeks ago by Pete himself. Our biggest. He's in the running for the biggest fan. I 109 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:20,440 mean, I am thick AF. So turn around. Let me see that booty. Oh, you do have a booty there. 110 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:28,720 Me too. I got a big one. Oh, man. I can't lie. Like I literally can't lie. Like hips 111 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:34,640 don't lie. Do you have your phone? I do. No, you're not supposed to have it. You're not 112 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:39,200 supposed to have it. We never told him that we just told actually, you know what? Last 113 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:46,240 time I've listened to previous podcasts. Brandon called me out for my phone ringing and he's 114 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,560 like, oh, you'll tell me. I never said that. But I said it. And then I had to answer the 115 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:56,400 phone for my mom. My bad. Oh, you said it. Yeah, my bad. Oh, God. I forgot about like 116 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:02,840 half of these. Well, they are literally copied and pasted from our message. So now that I 117 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:10,720 read it, I blame anyone else. Now that I read it, I remember sending me. I didn't think 118 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:16,680 that I would be here doing. Oh, do you want us to do the dirty work? No, no, absolutely. 119 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:22,360 I'm totally down. Do at least one pick. You don't have to do them in order. Just all right. 120 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,920 New York style, Chicago style or thin crust. OK, so hold on. Hold on. Chicago style is 121 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:33,160 a thick one, right? Chicago style is totally deep, deep, deep dish sauce on the top. Lots 122 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:38,080 of toppings in the middle. Tastes just as good. The next kind of like in a cast iron 123 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:43,600 skill. All right, I'm going first. Kill thin crust. Kill thin crust. 124 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:53,520 Oh, OK, so I really want to marry thin crust because I need to marry thin crust, but kill 125 00:11:53,520 --> 00:12:01,400 thin crust. Second, I really want to fuck the Chicago. That's a thick one, right? Oh, 126 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:07,040 yeah. The fried like pan. I mean, I'm like a cast iron skill. But I'm going to marry 127 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:12,800 a Marion that one. And what's the other style? New York. Kill. I mean, marry that one. No, 128 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:21,680 no. Fuck. Fuck. New York. Mary Chicago. Kill thin. OK, I will go ahead and go next. OK, 129 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:29,120 I am going to marry New York and have a torrid affair the whole time with the Chicago deep 130 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:35,440 dish. Yes, yes. And kill thin crust. So I'm slutting it up and I don't care. Slut shame 131 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:39,640 me if you want. Well, well, I mean, like so when you when you do the fuck, Mary kills. 132 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:43,160 Like I mean, like how often do you get to fuck it? That's why I'm saying I'm having 133 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:47,280 a torrid affair. I'm having a torrid affair. That's better than marriage. See, that's a 134 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:54,720 good question. Like am I like how often am I like cheating on marriage? That's a really 135 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,240 good question. Which one puts which one puts out more like I've actually been thinking 136 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:03,120 about this because you'll do these like every week. Well, that's what we told my dad the 137 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:07,520 other day. I don't know. I haven't decided which one's better than you're done. One and 138 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:13,400 done kind of thing. What about you, B? I got to tell you, Mary, New York, fuck Chicago 139 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:17,760 and kill thin crust. Who even eats thin crust? My mom would say she would marry. She would 140 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:22,680 not eat anything. She won't do anything except for thin crust. And I'm like, you're weird. 141 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:28,240 I feel like I'm like in a mood for thin crust, which is very rarely. Totally agree. I was 142 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:32,960 about to say the same thing. Like right now, not right now, but I'm just talking like, 143 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:39,440 but sometimes like a thin crust just sounds good at that time. Like a cracker crust that 144 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:45,440 you just like. Yeah. Like maybe you need a whole freaking pizza for that. If you need 145 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:51,360 two bites of a or me, if I eat like two bites of a Chicago like deep dish, I'm like, oh 146 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,320 yes. Well, that's the thing with Chicago is like, they're so thick. There's so much 147 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:59,800 cheese or so much sauce to it. Like one sauce, one slice. You're just I'm like, has anybody 148 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:06,440 been to Tortuga's around here? No, Tortuga's. No, is it good? Oh my God. I know where I'm 149 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:15,280 going to take you. All right. Oh, oh, oh, oh, second date. OK, so I have a question 150 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:21,520 though. Is it New York style pizza? Just like, I don't know. Just big slice. Right. Yeah, 151 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:28,800 but it tastes better. Greasy. It is. It's not as thin. It's bubbly crust. Yeah. Yeah. 152 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,800 That's why I'm married. It's a good pie. Like, don't get me wrong. They got that thick booty, 153 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:41,560 but that thin, that thin waist. Yeah, exactly. Opposite of me. We get I'm of you. Yeah. Yeah. 154 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:45,440 Yeah. Lately. I mean, used to. I'm kind of surprised you didn't put Detroit style in 155 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:51,120 here. What is that? Yeah. Explain that. What is it? It's like it's usually like what? Oh, 156 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:58,760 I don't know. Let me tell you about Detroit pizza. It's hardcore. Yeah. Nine mile. It's 157 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:04,360 only nine mile all the time. Well, broken nail. Crap. Deep dish is like a cookie sheet 158 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:10,840 size pizza, but it's a thick. It's a thick bread, like a tochi kind of style bread. You 159 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:17,120 put stuff on top of it. Pocaccia. And then you cut it into squares. You cut it into squares. 160 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:21,960 You eat it that way. That's the Detroit style. Yeah, that's usually what's called Detroit. 161 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:27,200 I like how I called it Detroit. Detroit. How do you say Detroit? Detroit or Detroit? I 162 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:32,760 mean, I just said. Did you grow up in Alabama? Yes. He doesn't really have that big of a 163 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:39,200 Southern accent, does he? Let me make a couple more of these. OK, I have a bad one and I 164 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:46,240 didn't. I was born here. It'll come out. Detroit. OK, so I'm going to go with mine. Everybody 165 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:52,800 else is waiting, but like I'm still on the fence about the fucking in Marion, like because 166 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:58,000 I hear you. I mean, my favorite Chicago style like hands down. But if you marry something, 167 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,640 you can't fuck something else. We're going to make that rule. That's it. That's it. That's 168 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:06,120 a good rule to have on the first date. Yeah. On the first date, we're going to say you 169 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:10,920 marry something. You're not supposed to fuck something else. So I totally agree. One hundred 170 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:16,840 percent. So I mean, unless you unless you decide that you are allowed to together. Again, 171 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:23,920 I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't don't know. Look, I can't never say never. I'm not going 172 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,840 to say that I was that, but I don't want to do that. But like I was in the I was in the 173 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:33,800 military. I've seen every sort of every kind of relationship. And if it works for the two 174 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:39,000 people that are in it, fuck everybody else. It works for them. Usually it doesn't work, 175 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:45,200 though. Yeah. Oh, no. No, no, no. I get that, too. But I mean, they're always having problems. 176 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:50,520 As long as I'm look, my problem is when they drag me into it. I just don't I just don't 177 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,440 want to hear about it. Like keep it. Keep it in the bedroom. Yeah. Or whatever. Or yeah. 178 00:16:55,440 --> 00:17:00,040 Or somebody else's bedroom. Don't bring it to my living room. Sometimes I do want to 179 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:06,960 hear. All right. Then I'm going to marry Chicago style. Fuck New York style and kill thin crust. 180 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:12,720 Because, yeah, I mean, you can't be. Yeah. I probably would. Like, OK, so I think about 181 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:18,080 it this way. If if I had to, every time I ordered pizza, every single time I ordered 182 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:23,720 pizza, if I had to get New York style, I have to change mine. If I had to get New York style 183 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:29,600 every time because I married it, then I wouldn't be unhappy. So I'm going to get I'm going 184 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:34,840 to switch my answer to Chicago, because if if I'm fuck, I want to fuck it because I like 185 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:40,360 it so much and I don't want to I don't want to mess things up. Now that now that we've 186 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:47,880 talked and laid out the ground rules and and there's no. You know what I mean? Like that's 187 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:53,600 I always want to order that. But even though I said I would have a torrid affair with Chicago, 188 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:57,840 I'm still sticking with my original answer. If I only get to fuck it once and I'm fucking 189 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:03,520 it once, I guess I want New York style pizza. OK, that's and that's yeah. Yeah. So yeah. 190 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:07,520 Yeah. No. Very passionate about your pizza. Are you still good with your answer? Yeah, 191 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:13,520 I am passionate about pizza. I know this. I mean, pizza is so good. We're having area 192 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:18,520 41 tomorrow night and it's New York style pizza. It's so good. Where is that? Where's 193 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:25,080 area? It's in Mount Laurel. I don't know where Mount Laurel is either. It's a lot of dog 194 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,200 complex. It's over the line. If you were going out to my parents' house instead of taking 195 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:35,800 a left, take a right. And it's like a mile down the road. Nice. So let me let me explain 196 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:41,680 Mount Laurel for you just so you can get the the full grasp of what kind of place this 197 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:50,400 is. It's a buddy of mine's parents just moved out there. OK. And they used to live, you 198 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:55,720 know, over the mountain over here. They used to live like, I mean, not too far from here. 199 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:02,320 And in Mount Brooke. No, they were on the other side in the Stavio. Not really. Not 200 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:09,880 too far, like five minutes from here. And my buddy's dad goes, we moved to the country. 201 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:16,680 And I'm like, it used to be. You know, it's not anymore. They've built this place. This 202 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:23,080 place is nice. Yeah, they have golf cart. I would feel like it's the kind of if you 203 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,840 have to have a golf cart to go to your driveway, you're in the country. All right. So listen, 204 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,120 no, it's not like I was not like that. No, we're talking like we're sitting in line waiting 205 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:37,040 for our pizza. And as we're sitting there, five families all with their own golf carts 206 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:41,680 are driving by. Yeah, they all pull out of the neighborhood. They park it. That's what 207 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:48,480 you mean by Lottie Doss. Like they're very loud. They're like they're like red shamrock. 208 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:54,080 And the guy that drove the golf cart down there is yelling at me for my for my Harley 209 00:19:54,080 --> 00:20:01,040 being too loud and thought he was joking. And then when everybody else chimed in, it's 210 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:05,160 like he turned it off when he was backing up. I mean, he saw us right here. You know, 211 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:10,800 it's like that guy was they made a whole golf cart trail thing to where you can drive like 212 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:16,520 up under the road. That sounds like the coolest place ever. I'm so Lottie Doss. I want to 213 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:22,120 move there. It's not close enough to the city for me. Here's here's how Lottie Doss. I need 214 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:27,080 to go to law when I was driving to my buddy's house the first time when I was driving to 215 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:34,640 his parents house. There was a sign that said wildflower area. If you're a wildflower, I 216 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:39,960 don't think you should have an area. They sound pretty contained. You know, like I mean, 217 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:45,520 like maybe the ones over there are wildflowers in the actual woods, the ones in the area. 218 00:20:45,520 --> 00:21:00,440 Like they're pretty tame. My God. What? What? How do you have a wildflower area? But they're 219 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:07,240 OK. They're waiting for the wildflowers. I'm a wildflower and I need my own area and I 220 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:15,240 have it. But you know, but there's not a sign out front that says designated area. I mean, 221 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:21,240 there's a there's something filed at City Hall or the wherever that is that says that 222 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:28,640 I own this place. So, yes. Anyway, everyone is delicious. Yes, you all have a good time. 223 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,560 It's good. All right. What's next? You read the next one. Oh, yeah. Give me the next. 224 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:40,080 Yeah. You let's pass it around. Pass in FM case. I haven't sang in a long time. You did 225 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:45,760 just now. Oh, we talked about love languages already. I know that's why. That's that's 226 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:50,920 why I saw it and I sent it to her. Like I sent it to her like I knew what. But I kind 227 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:57,120 of like you'd have to pick three. Yeah, but I kind of I can't pick the fuck. Mary Kiel 228 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:02,520 of the love languages. So like, right. That's when you all are talking about it. But what 229 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:08,200 are they? And I was like, dude, you should do one with that acts of service. What's the 230 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:14,240 time? Quality time. Words of affirmation, physical touch, physical touch and gifts. 231 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:22,400 Yes. So I'm going to pick three of the five acts of service. Hold on. Let me find mine. 232 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,480 What are mine? No, you can't cheat. Absolutely not. It's not cheating. That's not cheating. 233 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,440 We can do do yours, too. We can do you know what? We could do the first three and then 234 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:36,560 the last three. I forgot what mine are. Mine. I know I was going to have mine in my notes 235 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:42,040 on my phone. I do not have mine in my notes. OK, so I know for sure. OK, let's do acts 236 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:50,960 of service, words of affirmation and quality time. Go somebody. I'll go first. I'm going 237 00:22:50,960 --> 00:23:01,200 to kill words of affirmation. OK. And then I'll probably marry quality time and fuck 238 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:06,520 acts of service. OK, so this is a hard one because it's like fuck. OK, so are you going 239 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:12,000 to be talking about are you when you say this, are you doing this based on somebody else's? 240 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:18,920 No, no, no, I'm talking like if you have minor might seem fairly it's a two way street for 241 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:24,080 mine, I guess. Like they're they're the same. What I what I what you want is what you want 242 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,280 to give. Yeah. Yeah, pretty. We get it. Give us what you want to receive. Is this for those 243 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,720 one of the questions? I was like, is this what you want or is this what you give? I 244 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:39,520 know it can be different. Words of affirmation are just I agree. It's just tough. Yeah. If 245 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,960 it's if it's like if you're fucking up, I'd rather tell you you're fucking up. And then 246 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:50,400 like, let's let me do some acts of service or whatever and help you through your hard 247 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,960 time. But like, I don't want to be like, no, you got it. Like Sarah loves some words of 248 00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,160 affirmation. You're doing great. Isn't that your love language? She wants you to tell. 249 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:05,680 And I'm so bad at that. I'm really bad at it. The other one at words of affirmation, 250 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:10,880 acts of service or quality time. Quality. I think you can get way farther with quality 251 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:16,080 time and acts of service than words of affirmation, because I think half the time words of affirmation 252 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:22,500 are just lies. Sarah's like, I'm going to be quiet. So that's how I feel. Like sometimes 253 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:27,280 people can they get I feel like and maybe it's just because of everyone has their own 254 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:33,400 experiences in life and what happens to them in their life as they grow up. Maybe somebody 255 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:38,520 told me one day that they gave me words of affirmation and I didn't believe them for 256 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,280 some reason. And after that, I didn't like it. Maybe somebody told you words of affirmation 257 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,920 and made you feel really good. I don't know. Words of affirmation to me. It's fine. I like 258 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,000 it when people tell me that I did a good job. But like, I would rather somebody like show 259 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:59,000 me that they care for me. Like with acts of service is my thing. Like if you if you because 260 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:04,320 my I feel like time is very precious and I have I feel like my time is very precious. 261 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,640 If somebody stops everything that they're doing and they come to help me like move my 262 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:14,280 house or like pack my boxes or like fix the leak that I've got going like my dad does 263 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,840 acts of service for me sometimes. And I know he does. Sometimes he likes to do it. But 264 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:23,240 sometimes I know he doesn't want to. But like that makes me feel like really good. Like 265 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,880 he loves me because. Yeah. And I guarantee you it makes him feel good being able to do 266 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:34,480 those things for you. Right. Because I mean for me, like I know how to do things and that 267 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:41,240 I can I can give that to you. And you know, that's great. OK, so I don't know who wants 268 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:47,440 to go next. So words of affirmation, acts of service or quality time. I picked the one 269 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:52,520 that wasn't like gifts or physical touch, because I feel like all men are usually are 270 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,480 physical touch. Every man I've met is like their their love language is physical touch. 271 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:03,200 Now there's a time and place like that's. Yeah. I also am fairly certain that 95 percent 272 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:09,280 of the time it's because men think that's what the right answer is. And it's only because 273 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:16,720 they don't know how to be vulnerable. I agree with you. And I wonder if there's a study 274 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:22,320 about that time or I need you to do nice things for me and it will help me appreciate you. 275 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:26,960 Yeah. And it'll help me want to physically touch you more. Yes. Yeah, I agree with that. 276 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:32,720 Oh, my God. I think physical touch. There's a time and a place. And, you know, like, yeah, 277 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:38,080 being out and like, you know, letting everybody know that you're together. But sometimes people 278 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,760 can go over the top. Oh, my God. Sometimes people can go over the top when you're with 279 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:46,800 them and you're like, what's happening here? Like, like, am I like we're all sitting at the 280 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:54,080 same table and like you guys are having relations, right? Most of my friends are not like that. 281 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,320 About 20 percent off. You know, everyone has that friend, which I don't know if I have one. 282 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:07,200 What's that from? I was I was I was seeing who would get that. I knew you. What did you say? 283 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,760 I said, let's take 20 percent off. I have no idea what are we talking about? 284 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:16,800 He picked up on it. Did you pick up on it? He's watched it. What is it? Letter Kenny. 285 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,120 Letter Kenny. I didn't know what you're talking about. I think I know what this is. OK, 286 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:27,040 I think I know, but I don't want to know. He didn't he couldn't finish it and said, 287 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:32,640 take 20 percent off there, Dan. Yeah. Yeah. Squirrely, Dan. But all about 20 percent. 288 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:38,480 Dan. OK, so they interrupted you. Yeah. Rude. What was it? 289 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,000 What was the words of affirmation? Acts of service, quality time. 290 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,840 See, what's funny is I like all three of these, and that's the problem, 291 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,760 because I mean, I really I want to say probably Mary quality time. 292 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,840 This is for you giving it. Is this for you giving it or for somebody else wanting it? 293 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,760 Because I really I think I like getting quality time and I like giving quality time. 294 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,400 I think that's really important. I'm a big guy. You should do what you want. 295 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,600 What I want. You can't just fuck Mary, kill the three. 296 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,360 OK, Mary quality time. 297 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,320 Fucks acts of service and kill words of affirmation. 298 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,920 I'm going with the same thing that you said. Same thing Brandon said. 299 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,240 Yeah. Mary quality time. 300 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:22,320 No, seriously, I was like, what? I'm a liar. No, you were not. 301 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,920 No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. But I'm going to marry quality time. 302 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,760 I'm going to fuck words of affirmation and kill acts of service. 303 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:35,760 That's interesting. Why? Because isn't your number one words of affirmation? 304 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:44,560 It is. But I know that that's not something that I can always give or get. 305 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,680 And but we're talking about what you want. 306 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:52,080 But I mean that you can always give or get. But I love quality time. 307 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:57,680 Oh, you do love quality time. Honestly, I don't know how quality time isn't your your number one. 308 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,360 I mean, I haven't taken it in a long time. Yeah, we did. 309 00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,840 Because I appreciate when I can just even sit there in the same room with somebody. 310 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:10,800 I don't have to have a conversation. But like you and I are choosing to spend time together. 311 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,640 Yeah, but we're like chilling and like you have chosen to like be here with me. 312 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,360 Right. And we can not talk and like hang out. 313 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,520 Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 314 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:24,400 I mean, if you want to tell me I'm pretty and feed me tacos also, that's fine. 315 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,960 I think a shared silence is definitely quality time. 316 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:34,480 But a shared silence versus you being on your phone and that other person being on their phone. 317 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,520 Oh, fuck that. Yeah. Yeah. Let's kill that. 318 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,960 So that's different than quality time. She does like to be like, I like my favorite time, 319 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:48,000 not of like all time, but like when obviously I spent a lot of time with Melanie when she was 320 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,720 still living here and that was like our favorite thing to do was like throw something on the TV, 321 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,600 not talk to each other and play on our phones if we wanted to. 322 00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,640 But we were still spending time together. But also she wasn't like my partner or my lover. 323 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,400 So like it's not the same as like a partner. You know what I'm saying? 324 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,920 Definitely not the same. No, like I don't do that with you. 325 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:14,160 No. It's not the same because you're not cuddling and like putting it in each other's holes. 326 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:18,480 But like, I don't really, that's physical touch. 327 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,800 Physical touch, it's not quality time. OK. 328 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:28,560 I mean, you could argue there could be arguments against quality time versus physical touch being 329 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:34,640 the same. Well, look, when I'm like if I'm in a relationship with somebody or just start dating 330 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,480 somebody or whatever. Hey, guys, take this with a grain of salt because and I don't know what that 331 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:43,600 actually means, but like because he's here, I don't know if he's trying to like impress me. 332 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:48,400 No, believe me, I promise you, I walked in shouldn't that impress you? 333 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,920 I mean, I think I might be the best. 334 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,440 The best in what's around, but I mean, that might be a little too much. 335 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,120 I don't know. Did you memorize? 336 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,800 I mean, I'm getting a lot closer to the drunken soldier. 337 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:12,800 Thank God. I'm just going to. 338 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:21,920 But what would you say if I said that I like, like if I'm going on, if I if I'm in a relationship 339 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:30,400 or if I'm especially if I'm going on a date, like a first date or whatever, my phone is the 340 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:37,280 the ringers turned off. Yeah. The the phone is upstairs in the jacket pocket away from the podcast 341 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:47,280 and like no distractions. Yes. And I expect the same thing from you. 342 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,720 If I if I see you pull your phone out in the middle of it and I mean, I kind of get like, 343 00:31:52,720 --> 00:32:01,760 OK, you you have it, but and I know like there's the like save me tags, you know, like, OK, like 344 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,360 this guy's weird, you know, like some call me, tell me I have something to do. 345 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,080 Like I know all you'll do that. Right. 346 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,760 It's like I've never done that. You're a liar. 347 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,240 Are you like I don't know if she did, but I feel like she would. 348 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,600 She would call and be like, I got to go. My friend's dying. 349 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:24,080 But like, here's here's the thing. I just didn't ever show up for days. 350 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:28,560 Oh, she just never. But here's here's the thing is we we know about that. 351 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:33,360 So if you pull out your phone early on, like I'm it's a deck of. 352 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,920 It out. Yeah. I can hang out with anybody. 353 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,360 I'm checking out like the wall. Yeah, I could literally hang out. 354 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:45,360 I can talk to the wall. No, I'm hanging out. But like I'm you. 355 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,240 If you if I take out my phone, you're checking out. So listen. 356 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,520 And so let me ask you this, then I want to ask you this. 357 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,880 I think I might know where you're going. 358 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,520 But if you're on a first date with somebody and they take their phone out 359 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:02,160 and are you going from like this is no longer going to be somebody that like 360 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,440 I could date date, but I might fuck her still. 361 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,160 Well, duh. Yeah, probably. 362 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,720 I'm sorry. I had to. Is that where you thought I was going? 363 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,680 No, that's not what I was going at all. For us, what is it? 364 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,000 It's a oh, you know what? I might date him for six months. 365 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,720 I it would be like for me, I feel like most girls would be like, 366 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,200 well, damn, this is crappy. 367 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,880 But and I don't want to date him. Most girls. OK. 368 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,920 I won't say because we all suck sometimes. 369 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:43,200 And then I don't think I've ever because I don't think that I've ever gone 370 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:48,560 on a first date going into it like I'm not really interested, 371 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,600 but like this is somebody that will like buy me dinner 372 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,080 and I can like hang out with and have something to do. 373 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,520 Oh, I've never done that. 374 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,680 Maybe I'll just like date him for six months. 375 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,000 I've never walked into something like that. 376 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:06,800 I would love to touch on the not showing up or bailing at the last subject 377 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,960 because that happens to me all the time. 378 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,760 You get bailed on all the time. Every fucking time. 379 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,160 I mean, OK, so hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 380 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,680 It does happen. I need to know. 381 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,720 And you first of all, can you reach over there and grab one of those bottles 382 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:22,880 of water and hand it to me because my eyes twitching and we can't pause. 383 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,160 So I need some water. 384 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,160 There you go. Gracias. OK. 385 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,000 So that was my first. OK, so hold on. 386 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,920 No, we make it. The old fashioned was. 387 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,400 That was my third. 388 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,640 I did. What was the first one? 389 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,360 What was the first one? Making your cocktail. 390 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:45,200 Oh, yeah. So what were we saying? 391 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:49,840 We were talking about the the the not showing the not not showing up. 392 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,480 But I was going to say, oh, why aren't we talking about earlier? 393 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:58,560 Earlier, before we started recording, we were talking about dating apps 394 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:05,440 and like which dating apps we and our experience is a fucking kill of the dating. 395 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,680 I know. But like, have you been on the date? 396 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,960 Have you been doing the dating apps and which dating apps do you use? 397 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,120 And how do you feel about them is my thing. 398 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:16,480 I kind of want to. What are even the dating apps, though? 399 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,760 Why are you going to act like in the last six months you haven't been on those? 400 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,760 I haven't. Yeah, you have. 401 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,240 Like when? Like once or twice? 402 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,000 How are you once or twice? 403 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,680 I haven't gone on any dates in the past, at least six months or more. 404 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,400 I it was well, I'll tell you the last that is the last. 405 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,960 I haven't since at least June or May. 406 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,960 I feel yes. When did you go? 407 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,600 Maybe March. To Black Market. 408 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,320 It was cold outside. Yeah, it was like February. 409 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,240 It was January. It was this time last year. 410 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:50,560 Was it? Yeah, it was like after my birthday. 411 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,360 So you have not been on a date in almost a year? 412 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,440 On it? No, I've been on dates, but I have not been on a date from a dating app. 413 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,920 I've been on a date. So you're just you're not a fan of dating apps. 414 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,840 You met organically, though. What? 415 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,880 So is this what you're getting as you're not a big fan of dating apps? 416 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,680 I just it's I feel like it wastes my time. 417 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,600 I OK, so I also don't like social media. 418 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,560 I don't like this. I don't like to waste my time sitting. 419 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:24,400 I already sit down all day in front of a screen all day, like sometimes longer than an entire day. 420 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:29,120 And then I don't understand how people have time to get on their phone again. 421 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,440 Like if I was up and like working like as a nurse or like somebody was on my feet 422 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,760 and like was doing stuff all day, maybe sitting down and like getting on my phone, 423 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,320 like swiping right and left will be relaxing. 424 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,120 It's not relaxing for me. It's like the worst. 425 00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,400 Also, I've done it so long. I'm 30. I just turned 35. Yay. 426 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,560 You're not old. I'm just. Shut up. 427 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,400 I'm five. Look, you're only as old as you feel. 428 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,840 You are only as old as you feel, but also the three of us are older than you. 429 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,120 So are you done? You were. I can't stand. 430 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,840 Twenty eight days older than me or whatever it is. 431 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,520 I'm not. I'm middle aged almost. No, you're not. 432 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,280 No, I'm not. Five. None of us in this room are middle aged. 433 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:16,240 No, we should. Let's not get into the statistics because it's going to piss off for us. 434 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:22,480 So are we back? 435 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,240 Yes. Yeah, we're back. And we're back. 436 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:32,080 What the fuck with the guy from MTSU or is that where the numbers from? 437 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,000 Oh, no, no, no. So that's just some random dude in Tennessee. 438 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,760 I know that's in Murfreesboro. So right. 439 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,960 Whatever it is anywhere in the 615. Exactly. 440 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:49,360 So some rando is getting however many texts, which I mean, I had deleted them at some point. 441 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:55,680 So not a whole lot, but also not responding to be like new phone who dis or like something. 442 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,160 I think that's my favorite part. New phone who dis. 443 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,120 My mom sends that to people when she doesn't want to respond to them. Sorry. 444 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:10,400 When I got the number that Sarah's been sending all of Emily's information to 445 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,960 when I first moved to Tennessee and got a new phone up there, there was this I was getting 446 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:20,880 these text messages and it was this guy. And like, so there was this woman that had had this 447 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:28,240 phone. There this number before me and I took a picture of me and he sent it to know. 448 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,480 And I was like, dude, this this ain't her. 449 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,760 Do you know that Hawaiian football player that was like, you know, 450 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,600 I'm talking about Matt. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like that. 451 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,920 So here's what happened is, is I said, I sent a picture of me and was like, 452 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:54,720 I ain't the one you're looking for. And he sent me a couple of pictures of the one he was looking 453 00:38:54,720 --> 00:39:01,360 for. What do you look like? And he told me she was, she must've given him the wrong area code 454 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:09,840 or something or just like before or whatever. She changed her fucking number. And because of him. 455 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:16,480 Yeah. Well, I found her on Facebook and I was like, look, I don't know what stalker that's 456 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:22,800 weird. No, that's not weird. I was telling her, no, I told her, I know I messaged her. I said, 457 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:28,560 this guy is like, I would be appreciative of that. If I wanted to lose, like, let's just be 458 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:34,320 hypothetical and say Brandon broke up and he had news of me and they weren't. 459 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:44,240 Well, and I changed my number. And so he's still texting that number of somebody else that has it 460 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:50,720 and is sending pictures in my information. Yeah. Yeah. He told me he told me time to do that. 461 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:56,000 I wouldn't do that. I'd rather be asleep. But I understand what you're saying. Like that would be 462 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,280 some bullshit right there. Looking up some random chick. No, this was all this. Look, okay. I was, 463 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:07,920 I was, I was in college and this was all one conversation. Like, so this was back in the day, 464 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:14,960 like when it honestly wasn't even that big. I get my late 20s. I think she forgot that you 465 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:20,160 went to school. I was a non-traditional. I mean, like I did late when he got out of school. Well, 466 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:27,360 I was in school early too, but I went, I finished when I was in the military. So, so what's, what's 467 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:36,800 nice on the list strip clubs? Oh snap. We might get two episodes out of this. Listen, Brandon got 468 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:49,280 two episodes. So yeah, no, I, yeah, I listened to all of it. Number two fan. I'm the shittiest fan 469 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:57,200 you've got. Are you a bad fan? No, I'm just the number two fan. If you ain't first or last. 470 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:02,160 Why is he the number two fan? Cause Elizabeth is number one. I don't know. He might be number one, 471 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,680 but like Elizabeth is pretty good. I, you knew it was. I'm the one who said that Elizabeth is 472 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:13,200 number one fan. But second, her future sister-in-law, my brother's fiance, but also how in the world are 473 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:20,560 you going to sit in this room of people right now and act like my man is not a pretty good fan. He 474 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:26,720 likes all our posts and stuff. Damn right. So does Elizabeth because I don't text her, talk about it. 475 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,680 We're dating. I see her when I see her, I go, Hey, you know, it'd be really cool. 476 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,560 You're gonna be really cool for your podcast. Let me tell you something. I actually told Sarah 477 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,600 the other day. I was like, most of the podcasts I listened to, I don't have a direct connection to. 478 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:54,240 Sarah would, every episode, pretty much every week she'd be like this guy, Pete, Pete. And she 479 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,400 would just, she wouldn't even call, tell me who you were. She was just like Pete. And I was like, 480 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,800 who the hell's Pete? She's like Pete Ridley. And I'm like, I don't know who that is. She's like, 481 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,120 yes, you do. And I'm like, no, I don't. Now you've said his whole last name on the podcast. 482 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:13,440 He said it was okay. Like, listen, you said my whole app, excuse me, my whole ass in parentheses, 483 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,320 last name, the first episode. And I didn't even want it. I wanted to change it to McLean. 484 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,720 So I could be fake. Wait, what? I want it to be fake. So I'm gonna have like a fake name. 485 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:29,920 You want to have a stage name for your podcast. My last name sucks. Did you hear? No, it doesn't. 486 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:34,960 I love it. That's a great name. I called you by that. But I worked really hard to call you 487 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:40,880 Emily. And now it comes out much easier than I used to. I used to be like, Emily. She's done 488 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:46,560 really good. Like a lot of people actually, there are a lot of people in real life that have been 489 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,720 like trying to call me Emily. And I'm like, oh my God, it's wild. Yeah. Because I said it in the 490 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:56,400 podcast. And I'm like, yeah. Emily. And I didn't mean it like y'all couldn't call me crampsie. 491 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,880 No, have you listened to any of them? She's not gotten any better about it. I know. No, come on. 492 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:08,000 Have you listened back to any of them? No, she called me Emily. She does. You call her crampsie 493 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:13,360 in every single time. No, she doesn't. Maybe one time, but it's by accident. It is. I know. You do 494 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:18,240 it really good. I call you it in real life too. I know she does. We were in the car the other day. 495 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:23,200 Where were we going? To like Duncan? No, we were going to get our nails done. And she was like, 496 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:28,320 Emily. And she said it. And I was like, I got kind of weird. Like, you know, like I was like, 497 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:34,080 she said the wrong name. I bet you the fuck. Oh shit. Am I in trouble? You said my name. 498 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:40,400 She said my first and middle name. Emily crampsie. Yeah. Sarah, are you mad at me? What did I do? 499 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,560 Did I not put my seatbelt on right? What's wrong? What's wrong? 500 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,520 Are you okay? Give me some words of affirmation here. Call me pretty. 501 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:57,360 You're pretty. I'm pretty. I mean, I'm not a big fan of words, but like I need some right now. 502 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,480 Please tell me you love me. Affirm me. 503 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:08,000 Oh my God. Are we on like a Comedy Central, like a cartoon? 504 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,360 Are we on Comedy Central roast about the thick AF podcast? 505 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:19,920 Oh, but no, but like, OK, so I like the M and things like that. I like it when people like 506 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:26,320 to give me like little nicknames except for sometimes. And it's OK. Some people. 507 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,960 But like there have been some people that I've worked with that have just like 508 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:37,760 decided to call me like M or Emmy. And it's like a man usually. And it's like creepy. And I'm just 509 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:44,320 like, I don't think maybe I should just call me Emily unless you introduce yourself in a specific 510 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:49,440 way, like with a nickname outside of your, you know, given name or whatever at work, 511 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,000 people should call you by. I mean, it's like Pete and Peter. 512 00:44:54,640 --> 00:45:00,880 You know, what do you go by Pete? You know, I say that it doesn't bother me 513 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,680 that like that you can call me, you can call me Pete. You can call me Peter. There's people 514 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,120 that call me Petey. There's people that call me asshole. There's people that call me. 515 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:16,320 And I like the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's there's a lot of people that call me Petey. 516 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:24,480 And like, I'm I'm cool with it. Funny story. Like a year ago, there was this girl that I met on 517 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:31,520 a on one of the dating sites and like she came over a couple of times. I put on on there. My 518 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:37,520 name was Peter and she called me Peter, but it was the way that she said it. It was like really 519 00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:45,600 assertive and it made me uncomfortable. I didn't like it, but I never told her. Yeah, but no, 520 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:52,960 it'd be like Peter. I love this. It's like, I don't love this. Like, I don't know. Do you 521 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:59,600 get mad when I call you Peter? No, I love it. Like, it was it wasn't. I call it Peter. 522 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:06,160 It wasn't. What do you like to go by? Like I used to think that it didn't. Full ass name. Which one 523 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:11,120 do you want? Pete Ridley. Figure it out. Pete or Peter? No, whatever. Whatever feels good to you. 524 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:17,280 No, it's not whatever feels good to you. Right. But now I'll tell you, I like I like Pete, Peta, 525 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:23,920 Petey. No, say what you would rather be called. Everybody calls me Pete. What? OK, so but what 526 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:32,400 should I call you? I don't know what you want to call me. Daddy. I mean, we don't need to both be 527 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:38,480 grabbing for the salt at the dinner table. Oh my God, my mom and dad are listening. We need to grab salt. What's salt for? 528 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:51,840 I really wish this was videotaped right now. Pull harder, Daddy. Brandon. 529 00:46:55,200 --> 00:47:01,600 Sorry. Look, I have a dad already. I don't need a new one. Do you have a daddy though? Oh my God. 530 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:07,600 OK, so let's get back to this. Look, I want to know. Like, I wouldn't want you to call me 531 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:15,040 Crampsey. Like that's you know what I mean? Like that. I feel like I feel like a last name thing is like 532 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:22,640 a like a Bud's kind of thing. You know, like, right. Like like we play hockey together. Yeah. 533 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:27,360 Listen, let me slap you on your ass. No, hold on. Hold on. Let's not rule that out. That's all your name 534 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:34,400 with the shirt. Hey, let's let's let's not rule that out. Let's let's not rule that out. Yeah, we 535 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:40,560 know. Let's not throw that out the window. I'm not going to be wearing a jersey with my last name on it. OK? 536 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:45,360 I mean, that'd be kind of cool. Yeah, I do have a I do have a I'm a Predators fan. So I have a 537 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,200 Predators jersey, but I think I don't know who's on the back of it. I think it's blank. 538 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,280 So what you're saying is you want to be part of a team with your name on the back of your shirt 539 00:47:53,280 --> 00:48:00,960 with your ass slapped. I never said yes. She's just not going to say it on the podcast. Listen. Hey, 540 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:07,280 her birthday is next year. Wink wink. Literally a year from like three days ago. Well, I'm just 541 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:11,360 saying you already got an idea. I got plenty of time to think about that. The reason I ask is 542 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:17,280 because I like I would like to call you what you like to be called and like, but I don't know if I 543 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:23,520 could call you Peter because it sounds like a penis. So I had we know supposed to be talking 544 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:29,200 about a strip club. Hold on. I had. Hold on. Let's let's let's touch on that conversation. Yeah. 545 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:35,600 Let's let's touch on this penis for a second. You want to touch on your penis? No, he said this 546 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:43,760 penis. Which penis? No. So when I was when I was when I was a freshman in high school, my position 547 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:49,760 coach, my defensive line coach, he tells me he started calling me sweet and I am what your coach 548 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:56,880 sweet. I'm calling you sweet. Yeah. My my my coach, my you see where this is. Hold on. No, no, no. 549 00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:05,360 It's not from anything. This is from this is he was my coach and he goes, he goes, I'm I'm I'm like 550 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:09,920 what? Fifteen, I guess. Freshman. I don't know. Freshman. Fourteen, fifteen. Yeah, I was I was 551 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:15,360 fifteen, I guess. He goes, I'm going to help you out. And I was like, what? I'm I'm trying to make 552 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,400 varsity in freshman, you know, like I'm and I'm doing a pretty good job of and he's calling me 553 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:26,640 sweet. Like I don't need these guys calling me sweet. And he goes, no, he goes, I'm your name 554 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,640 sweet. He's I'm no, believe me, I'm helping you out. And I was like, what? What are you doing? 555 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:35,040 He goes, from now on, when any girl comes up to you and asks your name, you tell her your name is 556 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:42,080 sweet. I was like, why would I do that? I don't understand. It's a great opener, though. Yeah. 557 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:47,760 Oh, no, it's a fucking this guy's a fucking amazing opener. This guy's a fucking genius. But I was 558 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:53,440 fifteen and I didn't know. Well, well, it's like as a kid. You have all of your high school like, 559 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:58,960 you know, he goes whatever six dating success. No, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't use this until 560 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:06,400 later in life. But he goes, he goes, you tell him you tell him your name sweet and I go, why the 561 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:13,360 hell would I ever do that? And he goes, because when they sweet and you go sweet, Peter fucking 562 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:21,360 that guy needs to be fired. I just said his name on here. And he's probably one of those guys. 563 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:29,440 Now, where that hashtag me to this guy taught me so much. I literally did not know that's where 564 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:34,400 that was going. Yeah, I was like, I know where this is going. I had a vibe. Oh, my God. Well, 565 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:38,960 it's like everybody in my family calls me bear, but I just never went by it. Right. But it was 566 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:44,560 always been like one of those like really cool things. So when they started calling me sweet 567 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:51,840 and sweet Peter, I was 15, 16. I'm like, don't do that. Like, you know, I wasn't telling him, 568 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,680 don't do that. Lean into it. I was like, come on. Yeah, no, I got, I mean, shit, I was a fucking 569 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:04,880 cheerleader for years. You were a cheerleader. Yeah. I started cheering when I was cheer MTSU. 570 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:10,480 Yeah. I cheered at MTSU for a little bit. We had a deal that like I talked to the coach and we had 571 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:16,880 a deal that if we competed, I was going to cheer. But if we weren't competing, I was like, I'd rather 572 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:22,880 be on the football field, like playing than cheering on the sideline. And this guy got in trouble. 573 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:30,240 One, one thing led to another. We didn't compete and everybody else quit. And then that's when I 574 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:35,920 started playing hot is I've, I realized there was a team. I went, I told the coach, I said, 575 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:40,720 I'm going to try out. You already know how to skate. Yeah. I've been skating since I was in my 576 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:46,960 first grade. So yeah, that's, that's kind of rare. I can't, I can't ice skate for shit. 577 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:54,160 So we should all go skate. We fucking go. Yes. So that's funny. Cause I was going to, I was 578 00:51:54,160 --> 00:52:01,360 totally down with this. I was, I was waiting, I was waiting for like an email, a friend acceptance 579 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:10,400 or something to ask you out. Yeah. They accepted his friend request. Oh, go in there and you don't 580 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,040 have to know. Don't even worry. Emily's going to do it right now. Send him my number when you have 581 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:20,400 his real. I mean, you've already, you've already sent everybody else or number. Why don't you just 582 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:27,200 give me your number? I'd sent it to him. My phone's not working to give you my number for some reason. 583 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:35,360 I don't know. You can give it to me whenever you want to. Give me your number or, or you send it 584 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:43,200 to yourself. Wait, give me your phone and I'll give you my number. Give me your phone and I'll 585 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,360 give you my number and then you can have you. I didn't feel it, but that's my broken foot. 586 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:53,680 It's okay. Look, my toenail. His phone's upstairs. Remember? Oh yeah, that's right. I'll give you my 587 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:58,160 number. I thought there were rules, but apparently there's not. Okay, so just ask me if you want, 588 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:04,000 if you want my number later, I'll give it to you. Hey, listen, I want, I want to let everybody know 589 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:11,440 that we are so appreciative of you guys listening to us and we, we really need your help so that we 590 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:21,600 can continue to do this. Go on Instagram, like us, please share our posts, get on Apple Podcast, 591 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:28,640 wherever you listen to your podcasts and review us and like us and follow us please. Because that 592 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:34,960 helps us get our, get our ratings up and things like that so that we can get more sponsors or 593 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:40,400 whatever. And we can continue to do this because we do have full time jobs. We love you guys. 594 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,840 Yes. Follow, like, share all the things. 595 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:53,200 On Instagram and like me, you can send us an email at thick podcast at gmail.com. 596 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:19,200 Abcdefg. I have to go.