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Welcome to the Thicc AF podcast. I'm Dan McLean with Emily. Hey, it's Emily McLean.

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I was going to say that, but I wasn't sure if you wanted me to say that. Now everybody's

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going to know your secret. Oh my God. I'm on the show that I've heard so much about.

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Oh my God. Who else is here? Sarah. Sarah's here with us. Emily and Sarah have put on

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how many podcasts now? This'll be seven. Yes. Yeah. Wow. So I'm number seven. Number seven,

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but it's only because we forced him to come down here. It's so my birthday is tomorrow

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and happy early birthday. Yeah. He had to get a tooth something or other. He had to

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go to the dentist today. I had to go to the dentist today. Yeah. And I had surgery done.

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Yeah. I had to have a dentist surgery and he came to my place in Birmingham to stay

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with me. He came back from the beach and him and Karen and my mom, she's upstairs. She'll

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be here soon. Hopefully she's cooking upstairs cooking some dinner. I can smell it. It smells

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like we're hoping that she's going to come on the podcast. We're trying to talk her into

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it. Yeah. You guys have been wanting her for a long, long time forever, forever. And everybody

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else has been too. Listen, they've been, they've been wanting her on WDRM. You know, they tried

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to hire her to be my partner many years ago and she really, I thought she was just saying

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that as a joke. No, no, that was true. Mack Bramlett who owned the radio station said,

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why don't you have Karen be your partner? That would be hilarious. It would have been

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great. Well, you would have hated each other. Right. We'd have had a divorce. She would

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have had two parents together in the same house. Not only that, but she does like a

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four letter word or two. So well, yeah. Then she doesn't like to, she likes, she loves the

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spotlight, but she doesn't like, she doesn't want to be famous. Right. But the thing, the

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thing about the four letter words, don't you think I didn't think about that. I figured

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my finger would have carpal tunnel from pushing the mute button every time she went to say

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something. Oh my God. Yeah. Cause it was live. Everything was live. You would have had to

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do all the work too. It would have been, she would have been like, Danny, you're doing

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it. No, it's not my job. Look, you're doing it. I married you and I'm cooking you dinner.

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So if I cook it, I'm not cooking you dinner tonight. If you don't do this. So I made it.

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I made it. Do you want dinner? I need to be like crap. I might have to eat Chinese food

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tonight. You've been around Karen enough for the last 24 hours to where you at, like you

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sound good and like her. Sometimes you like can't get it quite spot on, but it is great.

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So sometimes, yeah, when I'm with her, it's like my dad, when he was with his dad, pop

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pop, he would start talking just like pop. Can you pop pop accent? Well, that's why we

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all talk like that. I know it's a bull up. Where's pop pop from? Pop pop was from Pennsylvania.

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Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But he would always do this kind of thing. This talking like that. And

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we all picked it up. The two boys, your brothers, they pick it up. They don't do it like you

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do. No, when we get around pop pop, my dad would just be like, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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I'm here in heaven. You ready for some drinks? Oh yeah. It's five o'clock. I think we need

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to have some whitey, some cocktails. Whitey. No, a whitey. It was just a Martini. Oh, just

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vodka. Well, he would have gin. Okay. But didn't he have like a seltzer, like a waterer?

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He had a spritzer of vermouth that he would take. But he had like this fancy like thing

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that like, it's kind of like a soda water maker thing. And put carbonation in the vermouth?

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No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I thought he did this. We call it a spritzer, but it really was like

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a sprinkler. Oh, okay. It's just it would put out a drop at a time of vermouth because

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you don't want to overdo the vermouth in a good Martini. Yeah. But that was his drinking

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choice. He had a dirty Martini. I paid a whole $20 for one on New Year's Eve. A dirty one?

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The only thing I don't like, we're, we're. Yeah. We were, that was when we went to our

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tasting venue dinner for New Year's. Oh, and I stayed with the Huntsville. Not impressed.

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I left a Yelp review, but I wasn't like heinous about it or anything. We went to, I don't

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know if I want to say it. I feel bad. Well, tell us so that we can talk and we'll cut

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it out if we need to. The revivalist. It's off Jefferson. If that's how much it was,

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let everybody know. Have you heard about it? That's what I wanted you to know. No. They

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had a prefix menu, but they advertised it on Instagram as a prefix menu. I think it

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was four course menu with a wine pairing for $80 per person. And so we got a reservation.

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It was me and our, my friend Melanie and then our other friend Kelly. And so we went up

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there and come to find out the wine pairing did not come with it. It was an extra $30,

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but we're at this nice restaurant that we had to have like, you know, a reservation

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for. And we're like, okay, I've never done a wine pairing event. I'm just going to go

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ahead and shell out the cash for it because surely they know what's up. If they're choosing

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wines to pair with these, you know, courses, it was bullshit. Our first course came out.

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Can you say that on your podcast? Sarah will get mad at me when I would be like, it's B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

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and she'd be like, you're not going to say it. Aaron doesn't want you to. I was never

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allowed to say that on the radio, but continue your story. See, we have to, we have to check

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a little box that says there's explicit content. But it came, first course came out. It was

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oysters three way. They brought a plate with, um, two sets of oysters on one plate, two

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sets on another plate. They put it in front of one me, one Kelly, and then Melanie's like

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waiting. They put just like a little, you know, saucer in front of her for sharing and

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Melanie's like, do I not get one? And they were like, well, the chef only makes it one

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way and he puts two oysters on a plate. So because you guys are a threesome, then you

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know, you have to share one of them. And so we were like, okay, whatever. Oh, so you own,

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how many oysters did you get? So we got, we each got one of the three ways. So it was,

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um, raw, baked and fried. And so then we had to split like the last round of them or whatever

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or why never came out at the same time. We had to wait for it. Was it packed though?

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they knew what they were. I mean, it was a prefix menu. That was all they were serving.

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our waitress, you know, are we not supposed to get the wine with, you know, like pairing?

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Hello. And we want the wine before we have anything. When we sit down, we need wine.

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It took us 30 minutes to get our oysters. And from the time that we sat down for our

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reservation, which is the only reason why I ordered a damn cocktail to begin with. And

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that hooker turned out to be $20. Well, that is pretty expensive, but I took Emily to Vegas

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in October. We're out there. We're in a casino, tired of being in the casino. I said,

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we're going to go for a walk. So we go down and walked at the strip. Oh yeah. It's like

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10 o'clock in the morning and I wanted a bloody Mary really bad. So there was a standup bar

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out there and there's this girl, cool lady bartender. Like in the New York area. Like

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you know, have you been to Las Vegas? Yeah. Like in the New York where they have like

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the statue of Liberty and like the big apple thing. So Emily and I say, okay, we're going

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to get some bloody Marys. We'll go over there. We're the only ones at this place, but it's

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a beautiful sunny day outside. And I said, do you make bloody Marys? And she said, yeah,

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sure. I said, well, I'll have to, you know, so she fixes us these two bloody Marys. And

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then we start drinking them and standing there. Also, they're just regular bloody Marys. They

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don't have any like fancy anything in them. No, they weren't fancy or anything. They didn't

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even taste cup or anything. They didn't taste it. No, they were a plastic cup, right? They

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didn't even taste all that good. Anyway. She says, do you guys want another one? When we

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get down to the bottom, I said, no, we're going to go. And she gives me the ticket.

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And it's like $50 for two. Lousy bloody Marys.

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Hear me out on that though. I do expect that in a place like Las Vegas. And the only reason

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why I say that is because I paid $20 for a mimosa in the Las Vegas airport one time.

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Las airport. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, in Las Vegas, I kind of get it. Like I've also paid

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$20 when I immediately got off the plane at one of those little stands for a margarita

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and cancun. I get that. But at some restaurant that is like, I don't know, like in Princeville

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Alabama, like, no, that's ridiculous. And also the problem, you know, my thing is when

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you go out, you should be getting a product that you can't do yourself at home or that

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they are doing better than what you would do at home. And the service should be, it's

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the service you're paying for really, because they're, they're making it for you. They're

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making it hopefully better than what you could do at home. And then they're bringing it to,

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they're presenting it in a way that you can't do for yourself. So I don't know. That's

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well, you know, the service we had for those two $50 Bloody Marys was very nice. She was

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a very nice girl. She had great conversation with us, but it wasn't worth that kind of

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money. Oh no, she was very nice. Yeah, that's true. No, I think I would, I would hesitate

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before I do a prefix menu like that, because I feel like at that point they're just trying

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to bang people like through there, you know, like get them through, get them done, get

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them their courses, get them out, you know, let's have the next ones come in. And that's

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not what it's about. Well, it sounds like that place wasn't prepared. Like have they

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been open that long? I don't know. I honestly don't know. And you know, can they blame it

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on COVID shortages or is it like staffing? No, I mean they had people running the food.

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team or something like that. And they were running food out. So it wasn't just our server

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being swamped with tables, which also wasn't the case. Yeah, I don't know. Well, the problem

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is you don't want to go back there. Do you? Yeah. Correct. There you go. So businesses

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are running into that all the time with poor service. Which is unfortunate because also

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we're going out for the convenience of not having to do it ourselves. Let me just have

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a public service announcement for all the people out there in the world. If you are

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going to a restaurant, you would expect somebody to serve you the way that you would want to

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be served, right? You want you want to be served. So if you are working in a restaurant

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or if you're working in anywhere that serves someplace, you should serve somebody the way

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that you would want to be served. It's like the golden rule, right? Free others like you

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would want to be treated. Why are people? You've got the wrong parent in here for this

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conversation. Your mom should be here. I know, she would be pissed. Right. Oh yeah. She'd

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have a lot to say about that. I don't think all that. We'll get her down here in a minute.

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You know, she has fired people before. She tells us she's fired people that are at that.

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We were in a restaurant one time and she told the guy that she was like the owner's wife

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and that you're fired. Honest to God, I swear. We were we were also in Las Vegas recently

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and she told she told one of the servers that she didn't like the sommelier and and she

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just said it to the guy like just in passing and then all of a sudden that's my did not

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show up at our table anymore. They sent a new one and I was like, oh my God, she fired him.

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But guess what? He deserved to be fired. No, he didn't. He was awful. Listen, no. If you

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had been there, I think he wasn't awful. He was just very, he didn't get it was very like

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stuffy and like, oh yes, here you go. You know, it's very, it was probably the way that

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most people want to sommelier to be. What did he want to do to not get fired by Karen?

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My mom wanted him to be like personable and be like, oh yeah, I like this and I like that.

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You know, sommeliers can be snooty. This guy needed to be, he needed to go to work at Dick's

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last resort. No, he didn't. He was awful. He was not like that. No, he wasn't.

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Is that right? Is that your name on there? This guy was Princess Big Ass. Yes. Start talking about how small your

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genitalia are and stuff. Small dicks. That's what they wrote in your head last time you went.

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That's where that guy was headed. He was fired and he was going to work there. Oh my God.

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Anyway, is it time to take a break? Are you ready? So anyway, so Grand Dan, so we're going to call him.

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A commercial media damn sponsor for his shit. So Grand Dan is here. And so yeah, Grand Dan is used to

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being on like the radio where they take, they only record for 10 seconds and then they take a break and then

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they don't do anything for the rest of the day. So he is like three hours. That's because if we talked this much,

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we get phone calls from listeners saying shut the hell up and play a song. No, they wouldn't.

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They would back in the day because nobody wanted to listen. But now people are on a podcast.

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They know we're going to talk the whole time. We're not playing songs. I understand.

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Say he doesn't understand. OK, but but Grand Dan's here. Grand Dan McLean and a saucy is upstairs.

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She's cooking some dinner. So we will go. We're going to go eat dinner round old saucy up and we're going to try to get her down here.

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She said she's not she's not having a brown. So we'll see. Let's get it going. BRB.

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All right, we are back and we are saucy lists.

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My mom decided to to not participate.

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She she we actually did record something the day that she and my dad were here, but she ended up, you know,

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kind of backing out and wanting to make sure that she doesn't really like the spotlight.

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So we apologize. We had to miss this week because we were late recording it and we thought we were going to be able to use it.

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But then she backed out. So here we are. And we are going to use we're using the beginning, obviously, of the of what we recorded with my dad.

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But we're going to we're going to improvise for the rest of it. We're going to give you guys a new show. Yeah.

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Grand Dan stayed committed, saucy bailed, but she made a great dinner. So, I mean, she did make a clear.

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And then the next day was my birthday and she and my dad stayed and my older brother, Eric, he came and we all went to dinner.

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I unfortunately got sick. I had like this stomach bug and it was lasted for days. Yeah.

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It's like not good. So that's another reason on top of all that, that and I've just been like out of it.

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So I we apologize. I really apologize for us being late this week.

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It really upset me. Like, you have no idea. Honestly, you guys are probably not as upset as we are.

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So, well, I'm not upset at you. Thank you.

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Keep should happen. Except our apology. Yeah. Apology. And, you know, we're back.

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Hopefully it never happens again. But, you know, it may. It probably will. It probably will.

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It's already started on and we're only on episode seven. So anyway.

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So anyway, so we had I had my birthday. I'm 35 officially. So I caught up to Sarah, but she's still older than me.

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Not even by 30 days. Oh, not even a month. Listen here. Oh, man.

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But yeah. So where so. So do you have some FM case for us? Yeah, I do.

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Let's jump right in. And I am going to have to apologize for my voice. I don't know what's going on.

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I am not sick. I woke up today and I just sound scratchy. So my apologies.

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I know what it is. And all of our friends know her boyfriend, Brandon, was sick last week.

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Yeah. But then he showed up at our party. But it's taking me five days to get sick.

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I don't. Yes, that's what normally takes that long. Yeah. It takes a little bit longer than that sometimes.

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I don't know. I thought he was like out of the contagious like stage by that time. But you don't get sick.

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Yeah. No, the contagious you get it. And then it's like there's an incubation period.

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There's all things. That's why they that's why there are so many things with covid like you needed to quarantine.

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Yeah. But I mean, an incubation period for me would have been like eight days because he was contagious before Saturday.

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I don't know. But you can still be sick. So we're calling me patient zero now. No, not patient zero.

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Brandon was patient zero in this case. You will see. I don't feel bad. I'm tired. But in my voice just sounds like this. So OK.

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Anyway, because you're somebody, I don't know who it was, sent you nice flowers for your birthday.

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I decided to come up with this. Fuck, Mary, kill roses, carnations and Gerber daisies.

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Kill carnations, of course. That's my mom's favorite flower. Is it really?

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Yeah. So interesting. Kill carnation. Fuck roses and Mary daisies. Yeah. Yeah. Same.

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I love Gerber daisies, but I can never like I never get them because my birthday is in the winter and they're like a seasonal flower.

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Yeah, it's not. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can probably get them at some place that has them like, yeah, in a weird situation.

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Yeah, probably so. But they're expensive. So yeah. Cool. I like that one. What else you got? Anything else? Yeah.

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Do you want to do yours? I'll do one. OK. OK. OK. This one's kind of boring. Mountains, beach or lake? Oh, oh.

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I'm fucking the lake. I'm marrying the beach and I guess I'm killing the mountains. Really? Yeah. Why? So give me some.

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I mean, I love the beach, first of all, like if you were to only give me beach or mountains, I'm going to the beach.

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I like to sit in the sun. I like to be tan. I'm probably going to look like a leather old lady, but I don't care because I do wear my sunscreen every day.

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But I love the beach. Love it. The sound of the ocean and the smell. You just can't beat it.

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I would say probably not the mountains. Like, I don't really go to the mountains a whole lot.

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And maybe that's why I'm just not like super into it. When I was in New York, we went to Lake Placid.

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That's like the most mountain stuff I've done in years. So I guess I'm just not super thrilled about it.

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But I love the lake because Jolene is a boat dog now. And I love watching her her little life jacket ears flapping in the wind on the boat on the lake.

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So, oh, OK. Yeah, nice. Yeah.

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I used to think that I liked the mountains more. But now that I've gotten older and smarter, I like the beach more because at the beach you just you're just lazy and you lay there and you get drinks.

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And then sometimes, you know, if you're at a beach where they have servers and they bring you drinks, they bring you drinks for you.

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Yeah. Or if they have a beach bar. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

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So the beach are I would probably marry the I don't know, marry the I might marry.

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No, I'm going to marry the beach. I'm probably doing the same as you. I'm fucking the lake.

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Actually, I might fuck the mountains and kill the lake. I love the lake, though, but it's gross.

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No, it's really gross. I mean, kind of. But like, I don't know. Yeah.

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It depends on what lake you go to, like snow. Like, no, Smith Lake is beautiful.

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Sometimes you can see all the way the bottom of that hole.

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I don't know what Smith Lake you've been going to, but it is not the same Smith Lake that I've been going to.

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That's that they're all just gross to me because everybody pees in it and it just like sits there.

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And it's just like it's like the ocean, you know, you know, when there's like a day in the ocean where there's a bunch of stuff floating on it.

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It's fine because it's moving and you know, it's huge. It's stagnant. Yeah, it's not sitting stagnant.

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It's like, yeah, it's gone out. Also, I really don't pee in the ocean that much because but I know everyone does.

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It's disgusting. Why? Why do I tell you to pee in the ocean?

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And then you go out there and people wonder why it's so salty. Oh, that is not why.

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You're crazy. No, I mean, I think nobody wants to do the long walk back up to the room every time you have to pee when you're drinking 10 seltzers a day.

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But so do you think it's OK to pee in the pool? Oh, my God.

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Please tell me you don't. Oh, my. Please don't tell me you pee in the pool.

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You looked at me like, um, yeah, I mean, I know people who pee in the pool and I just like live with it.

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I know one person that pees in the pool who's your friend. Should we say her name out loud?

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It's disgusting. She's an adult and she's a teacher.

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She should not be teaching children. Yes, she should.

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She's no, but she's telling the she is she pees in the pool.

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She is in the pool. Doesn't make you not smart. It just makes you dumb.

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That's so gross. I don't want to swim with her. I'm going to count the number of times that you get out of the water to go to the bathroom when the next time you're at the pool.

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You have you should. I pee more than you do at the pool.

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And I know because I'm always I'm always like trying to get in that stupid door at y'all's pool place.

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And I'm like, what the heck is this pool or this door? Y'all are like, just pull it really hard. It's like, yeah, yeah.

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It's got a magnet at the top and and people just break in.

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Well, I mean, it well, it hasn't been working for like a really long time.

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If it was really working, it wouldn't even open with a pole like that.

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But during Covid, they like weren't locking it.

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And so I don't know if they just still haven't locked it or if we did like mess it up at some point.

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I don't know. Interesting. Yeah.

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Well, OK, you got any more FMKs?

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Well, I also want to talk about the why I'm going to kill the mountains.

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And it's because it leads into my next FMK.

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I don't really want to go hiking. I just want to look at them.

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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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Like, like now that I've gotten older and smarter sitting at the beach, you don't have to go hiking.

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I mean, you can go on a walk on the beach. Sure. But it's not like climbing up mountains.

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Yeah. And if you walk close enough to the water, it's not that sand that just like moves everywhere and makes it challenging either.

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Well, it is still like it's like one side of your leg is. Yeah.

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And then the other. And I don't like to get wet because then when your foot, feet are wet and you get back in the sand,

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your feet have sand stuck to them. And I hate that. Oh, I hate that so bad.

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Listen, there is no possible way that anybody can go to the beach and not have sand in every crevice of their body.

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It's like natural exfoliation from that and the saltwater every time you take a shower at the end of the day.

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It's even good for your hair. OK. That's my theory.

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I know. I just don't like it to be stuck wet, stuck to my feet.

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You know. OK.

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So I don't really want to climb a mountain.

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But now my next fuck Marykill is exercises of not necessarily like an act of an exercise,

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but like distance running, rowing 2500 meters, climbing 15 flights of stairs.

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Those all sound terrible. You said how long of a distance is the run?

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I just said distance. So I'm going with like five miles.

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OK, five miles, 15 flights of stairs or 2500 meter row.

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Honestly, don't know how long that is, but I like rowing.

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But I honestly I think 15 flights of stairs is actually really short.

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And I think I might rather do that than.

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Then distance run a run to kill. Oh, these are FMK.

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So kill the running because I have bad news, so I can't I used to run all the time.

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I still hated it, but I did it anyways.

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Run kill running.

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Mary, the rowing, I think I'm going to marry the rowing and then.

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Fuck the stairs. No, incorrect for me.

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You're going to run. No, God, no, I'm not running.

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But can we just kill all of them?

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Yeah, I mean, of course we can kill all of them.

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I mean, it's not like we're doing it anyways.

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How do you think we stay this thick?

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I mean, listen, I was I was this thick when I was doing Orange Theory every single day,

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except for Friday and but like honestly, the tread was like not the good part.

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Like I finished on there and people will probably say I should have started.

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But if I had started on there, my heart rate would be up if you did a time and I die.

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If you did a run row. Well, no, I do. You do.

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Have you done orange? Yeah, that's why I'm asking.

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If you're doing a run row, you want to start on the treadmill?

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No, I don't want to start on the treadmill.

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I want to end on the treadmill every single time I start on the rowing.

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Oh, I totally agree with you. Yeah. OK.

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Yeah, I like to start on the rowing.

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And I mean, I'm not running. I'm walking uphill.

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Yeah. The running actually at Orange Theory.

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And I know we're kind of getting into a different topic, but is in my opinion,

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running is easier because you're not having to go up those when you have to like do the

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what do they call it? The pushes or whatever. Yeah.

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You don't have to go uphill. I do not like walking uphill at the fast pace.

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It's like you might as well be running on a flat surface.

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You don't have to like you can just push yourself on a flat surface like a little bit.

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Yeah, I would rather run. No. Yeah.

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So I'm killing running because I mean, I was a three sport high school athlete

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and I may not look like one now, but I was. But I always hated running.

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I was never a runner and I would fuck the 2500 meter row because I hate rowing.

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I get shin splints from it. It's stupid.

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And so I would fuck it one time one night stand that hole right there

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and I will climb 15 flights of stairs every day.

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You have 15 flights of stairs. I feel like I do it every day.

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Every time I have to take out my dog or even come back on a row.

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Yeah. I mean, fair enough.

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But I would still huff and puff and get it done and be done with it.

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Wouldn't take that long. I feel like rowing is so easy in my opinion.

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I just don't like it. Shin splints. It hurts. I don't like it.

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It's not my favorite. Shin splints from rowing? Yeah.

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Interesting. And maybe I'm doing something wrong and that's why that's happening.

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I don't know. Probably. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Me either.

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Yeah. So, OK, cool.

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Well, so I have another one. You got another one? Yeah.

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Do you want? Do you have another one? I can do another one or you can do one.

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You go. All right. Fuck, marry, kill. Greece, Iceland, Brazil.

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I've never been to any of those places.

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So going off of what I've learned on the Internet and on movies, you said Greece, Iceland or Brazil?

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Yeah, I would marry Greece, fuck Brazil and kill Iceland.

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I would do the same thing. And the only reason like I do want to go to Iceland

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because I want to see the Northern Lights and I think that would be a great place to do that.

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However, I heard the food is terrible. Oh, really? Yes.

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I don't know. I don't know. I mean, it could just be a bad rumor.

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But like based on that knowledge that I have, I would have to kill it because I like to eat food on vacation.

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Certainly they have something up there that would be good. Yeah, bread.

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But so OK, so when you know how in the United States there are like French restaurants, Italian restaurants,

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and you know, they're like Italian Americans, some of them are like more legit Mexican restaurants.

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When you go to like other countries, because do they have like American restaurants and Mexican restaurants?

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Like if it's not a I mean, I think that's a little hard to sort of explain.

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I guess I remember I went to Europe in high school and I went to Germany, Italy, Switzerland, France and Austria.

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And the program that I did, the majority of breakfast and dinners were paid for.

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So it was whatever they fed us, which was the local cuisine there.

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So we did have some opportunity to kind of go rogue.

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And like I had the greatest toasted salami and cheese sandwich when I was in Italy.

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That's I don't really know if that's like Italian, but I had the best Italian.

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I know you said, but I just when you said Italian, you didn't say it Italian.

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I just thought about, you know, the movie, I'm a glorious bastards.

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Yeah, Italian or whatever he says. I think it's hilarious.

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I had the greatest cheese pizza in Austria.

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So I don't know when we were in Greece, I mean, we ate Greek food for sure.

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But every restaurant is a little bit different.

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Like you're it may be some of the same stuff on the menu, but it doesn't all taste like can you like go on the street corner and get like a hot dog?

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Um, I mean, we so when we went, we were we went in Santorini for the first couple of days because we were there for a friend's wedding and we didn't.

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I mean, we kind of had an agenda in the beginning.

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Like we did a few sightseeing type things or whatever, but we didn't venture off very far.

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And there were only a couple of restaurants right near where we were staying.

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And then we went to the rehearsal dinner, which was at this other place.

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And I mean, it was a prefix menu. Yeah.

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And then when we were in Athens, we stayed in Plaka, which is near the Acropolis.

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And the only sort of different food we had is when we left the Acropolis, we went had breakfast somewhere and it was like a pretty average breakfast place, you know, eggs, toast, bacon, that kind of stuff.

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So, I mean, I wouldn't call it American.

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Like they had some stuff, you know, that, you know, you could tell everyone has. Yeah.

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But what is American food anyways, though?

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Like, I think it's like a melting pot of all the food. Well, that's yes, exactly.

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That is my my opinion is that you are 100 percent correct.

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Like we got a lot of our foods.

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I mean, I would say maybe Southern food is the most American, but I mean, then you've got like grids.

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Right. But then you've got like, I mean, Philly cheesesteaks.

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Did those come from somewhere? Because that's pretty American, too.

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I don't know. Like, I mean, the even the pizza that we have is not the pizza that you're going to get when you're in Italy.

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Yeah. Ours is like fried, greasy, nasty.

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Well, that and then even their pasta, like their spaghetti is like not red sauce with meat in it.

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It's basically just chunky meat.

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Like that's their regular spaghetti. Where? In Italy.

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Yeah. Cool. Well, interesting. I don't know.

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I've only been to like I mean, I've been to the Dominican also and then Mexico.

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But when we did that, we were at resorts.

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So, I mean, they had everything that you wanted.

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The right. Yeah. You know, it was like, you know, yeah, yeah.

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Made for Americans or anybody, really. But yeah.

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So, OK, I don't know. We can do one more FMK. Yeah.

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Sure. All right. So we can do this is all man.

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This is all kind of East Coast sort of. So like New York City, Atlanta or Chicago.

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Well, you want to do pre-COVID or pre-COVID?

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Well, it doesn't matter to me because I've been to New York one time.

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I went home with my college roommate one time for a long weekend.

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She lived in Queens. I saw very little of it.

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And so I don't really have like a whole lot to say.

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Atlanta, I would probably kill it. Oh, yeah, for sure.

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Like, I mean, go Braves. But like, I don't really give a shit about anything else.

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I'm not a huge fan of Atlanta. No. And I've never been to Chicago.

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Well, and I have my company has an office there. So I'm going in May.

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I know that's a lie. I'm going for for our holiday party next year.

381
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I'm going back to Philly in May. I forgot. So it's going to be cold then.

382
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I know. Well, it was cold in Philly this year.

383
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So I mean, Chicago is not going to be that much different, right?

384
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No, it's going to be like really cold probably.

385
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But I mean, I don't know what the difference is, but like different than it.

386
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What I'm saying is different than in May.

387
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Like it's it'll be a little it would be a little chilly.

388
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Yeah, they have like the flowers and it's just. Yeah.

389
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No, I'm not going in May. I have to. Yeah. I have to take that back.

390
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I'll go in May at some point, I'm sure.

391
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But I would marry Chicago because I've heard wonderful things.

392
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And I'm fucking New York and I'm killing Atlanta. Same. Same.

393
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Atlanta's I just I don't know. My sister lived there for so long.

394
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And like we I did get to go and like do a lot of stuff there.

395
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And I mean, it's a convenient place, you know, no, it's not convenient.

396
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You drive like four hours to go 10 miles. No, no, no, I know.

397
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But like, you know what I mean?

398
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Like we went for to go see Giggly Squad or whatever.

399
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Yeah, I mean, it's convenient from here, even if it takes forever to get there.

400
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Like an event place anyways for the things that don't come to Birmingham. Right.

401
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But I still don't care enough. Yeah.

402
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I also don't really like like downtown Atlanta is not really my favorite. No.

403
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Any. Yeah. Atlanta's not. Yeah. No, thanks. Hate it for them.

404
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But I don't know why so many people live there.

405
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I know. And I've got a few people from work that all live in the Atlanta area.

406
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And I'm just like, no, thank you. I'm good.

407
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Yeah. I mean, when Jerry when Jerry lived there and they would go back to Auburn,

408
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they would leave on a Friday to go back, you know, for football games.

409
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And it would take them like four and a half hours to get there.

410
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Take them two hours to get out of the city. That's insanity. Yeah.

411
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That's crazy. I can't.

412
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I can't. This is why I know that that's like on on the precipice of how you're going to end your Friday.

413
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It would make me want to. Yeah. And then people still go out afterwards.

414
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They're like like or if you go to work, you have to like leave really early in the morning.

415
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This is same with like D.C. and New York and like big cities like that, too.

416
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Like you have to leave your house, bring everything with you.

417
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If you're going to go somewhere after work like the gym or like unless the gym's at your house or whatever.

418
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Right. You've got to bring if you're going to dinner and like, you know, you have these all these articles online about like

419
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taking an outfit from dinner to work, but like here we can just like easily go home and change really quick.

420
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,000
I mean, I thought it was a pain in the butt when it would take me 35 minutes to get home.

421
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I can't imagine having like an hour, hour and a half commute that is it like a total of probably 20 miles in the morning and at night?

422
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Yeah, no. I would never. You couldn't pay me enough money to do that. No way.

423
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This is why working from home sounds really great or like, you know, I don't know, make like drones that everyone can ride in or something.

424
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I would still be traffic. It would be like that movie, The Fifth Element.

425
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Yes. Yeah. Ruby.

426
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OK, sorry. So do we want to do our email that we got or do we want to do mom stuff?

427
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I want to talk about the things that we talked about with Saucy because they made me giggle.

428
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:06,000
OK, so yeah. So when we saw he was here, my mom, Karen, Karen, she we we brought up some topics and they were actually really kind of funny,

429
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like things that when we were little we would talk about we would do.

430
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Let me think about some of this stuff that we talked about. Oh, so when we were little, my older brother, Eric, and he was here at the when we talked about this.

431
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He he always wanted those light up sneakers, the sneakers that you like.

432
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You step and they light up like for little kids. Yeah. And they still have them these days.

433
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But like my mom did not. She thought they were tacky as hell.

434
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And she did not want him to have them. And also, and maybe she didn't want to spend the money on them either.

435
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But I'm pretty sure she thought they were tacky that.

436
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So she told him she was like, no, you can't have those shoes. They cause cancer.

437
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So, yeah, I can't imagine being a child and being like a number one.

438
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What is cancer? Like, because unless you've kind of experienced it, you know, in some capacity, I really don't think that it it means much other than it's a bad thing.

439
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:08,000
You know, and then also all you want is the damn shoes. Right. Exactly. Cancer shoes.

440
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I was just saying that, like when you're a kid, all you want is the shoes. So like that's just an excuse, I guess. Yeah.

441
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,000
She just was crazy. She she there were so many things that she told us when we were little that were not true.

442
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:30,000
She would tell us lies upon lies, one lies about stuff that because she either didn't want to spend the money on her or she just didn't want us to like do something.

443
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,000
Find some light up shoes and buy them for Eric now. Oh, my God. He would love them.

444
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You know, when he worked at this this hospital, I can't I won't say what it is.

445
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He he used to wear those heelies. Remember those heelie shoes that had the the roller skate? Yeah.

446
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:52,000
The bottom of him used to wear those and they roll around everywhere to when he worked.

447
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,000
It was so funny. So, yeah, he probably loved them. I think you should try to find them some.

448
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Well, yeah, we'll have to we'll have to look for some. He's I think he's a size 12.

449
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:08,000
So, you know, we'll see if anybody knows about any light up shoes for adult men.

450
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:15,000
No, let us know. I think they have some. I think one of our friends who got married or one of my friends,

451
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I don't know if you were really friends with her, but you probably know who she is.

452
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I believe she and her her husband like had light up shoes.

453
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I know she did had light up tennis shoes for her wedding. But oh, cool. Yeah.

454
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I don't know if he did. All right. Well, we'll have to look into it then. Yeah, that's cool.

455
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Oh, yeah. So she would also she would take us to McDonald's or like Burger King or whatever fast food place

456
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we were going through the drive through.

457
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And usually it was McDonald's because there was a McDonald's right down the street from our house that like opened up when we were little.

458
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She would take us through and we'd be like, we want a number five, a number one, a number whatever.

459
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And she'd be like, we ain't and she doesn't say ain't, but we ain't doing numbers.

460
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You're eating off the dollar menu.

461
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You guys each got like a cheeseburger and you all split like the small fry or she would get like a large fry and she would eat all of them

462
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and then like give us all like three fries each.

463
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Oh, did your mom ever do this? Like if you got like a Happy Meal or whatever and which was like rare.

464
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I'm just kidding. We didn't get we didn't get a Happy Meal sometimes.

465
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She would be like, Happy Meals are too expensive. They're not anymore.

466
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But like she would get us like a dollar menu burger because we wouldn't eat all the stuff in our happy.

467
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
So what she would do is she would get the French fries.

468
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She would get it all and she would like eat a bunch of it out and then hand it to us.

469
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And I'd be like, where'd my fries go? Where's all my chicken nuggets?

470
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No. Well, here's why. My answer is no, because Don never let us eat out like rarely.

471
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We didn't get to eat. I mean, we have the majority of the time we were having a sit down meal at home.

472
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Like sometimes even after a sporting event or whatever, we also didn't have a drive through at our McDonald's in town.

473
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You had to like go in. What town? In Canton.

474
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Cahoo. Canton. Yeah. OK. We didn't have a drive through.

475
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And so and then we didn't have that was our only fast food place for a long time.

476
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And then Burger King came. But I mean, what is the population of that town?

477
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I don't know. I'll Google it or something. Population zero. No, obviously not.

478
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But anyways, she would never let us get fast food.

479
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And so my grandparents, my dad's parents, we got he would get us fast food breakfast.

480
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He liked to go have coffee with his friends, my grandpa, Paul, Paul.

481
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And he used to have coffee with his friends on Saturday mornings.

482
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And then he would bring us breakfast back and he would get he would buy the toy for us or whatever.

483
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And because we would go to their house on Friday nights and we would have breakfast for dinner on Fridays.

484
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Always sugar on the grits. That's disgusting.

485
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000
At least y'all had grits with sugar on the grits. No, thank you.

486
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I don't eat them that way anymore. OK, so that's what we need you guys to to comment on.

487
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To send us an email or let us know on like Instagram whether or not you eat sugar on your grits or like just if you think butter, salt, pepper or just what you put on your grits.

488
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What do you put on your grits? Yeah, that's a good question. I like grits with cheese, but I like mine to be like heavy cream in there or like some cream.

489
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If you make them just with the cream and they're so thick, I like just with cream.

490
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But we ate shrimp and grits at my dad's house. Me and Brandon went out there on Wednesday and we had shrimp and grits and Brandon made the grits and mostly water.

491
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But then like also a cup of heavy cream at the end. Were they like the thick ground grits or were they McEwen's grits, the local grits?

492
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Oh, I don't know what those are. Oh, they're so good. If you go to a restaurant around here, most of the time it's going to be McEwen's grits.

493
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Oh, okay. Yeah. Cool. But speaking of things that my mom wouldn't let us do.

494
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Well, first of all, they get Josie's just about once a week now. So, I mean, what's Josie's pizza, the pizza place I worked at in high school.

495
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So, mom, I that makes me really angry that you have pizza once a week now and we never got to eat out.

496
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So just I had to get that off my chest. And Don also never let me skip school. Never.

497
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You want to how many times I was sick in high school? Four years, like four times once a year.

498
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And it was when I was legit sick. Were you really? Okay. I was like, were you really sick?

499
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000
But like, why would she let you skip school? Then you'd have to be at home with her or like she couldn't go to work.

500
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I was in high school. Of course, I can stay at home by myself. Oh, what did you want to skip school for?

501
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I don't know. Maybe I just didn't want to go. I was like a straight A student. But it was because the sports.

502
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,000
If I missed practice, I couldn't play in the game. That's nice of your mom because my mom, she thought that.

503
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Oh, this is good. Oh, this is good. So she thought that my sports and things, which I was a cheerleader.

504
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I don't really play any other sports. I don't think. I mean, yes, cheerleader. I did like intramural sports, but I was a cheerleader.

505
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,000
So I had to go. But I was at all the sports games because I was cheerleader. She thought that practice.

506
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:24,000
So when I was a cheerleader, our practice was seventh period and it was a class. We got a grade for this.

507
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Yeah. So it was like literally I got a grade if you miss practice.

508
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:35,000
And I mean, it went after school, too. But like if you miss practice, you got grades like points deducted from your grade.

509
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:43,000
If you miss this and that. Oh, no. My mom thought that being a cheerleader was a privilege, which it is.

510
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:49,000
She thought it and it was not because it was not something that I needed to do for a grade and things like that.

511
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000
She was like, this is your I'm allowing you to do this and it's an extracurricular.

512
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
So if you get in trouble, you're not going to cheerleading.

513
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,000
And I was like, Mom, you can't do that. I would like you can't you legit can't do that.

514
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,000
She have to sign you out of school. Yes.

515
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Or like, yeah, but so seven period. Yeah, I would just have like to go home or like if I didn't go to a game or something.

516
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Yeah. Like if you don't go and do a game that counts as your grade for your class.

517
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
So like she would just be like, you can't go to this game.

518
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,000
She thought she could. And I'd be like, no, it would be like a whole thing.

519
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And we would we would go over it. I'd be like, do you forget like that?

520
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000
You think that she would try to use it against me? Oh, well, you're just not going to go to cheerleading then.

521
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And I'd be like, OK, well, then I'll get an F and you can you can live with that.

522
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I am shook. She's crazy. I could not like miss school even if I wanted to.

523
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Even when I was like sick, my mom would still for the I mean, obviously, if I wasn't contagious, she's a nurse.

524
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000
She knows, you know, whatever for the most part, anyways, if you're contagious.

525
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:54,000
And she made me go because I had to practice. I had the thing is like time and she made me go to softball practice.

526
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:59,000
And so my coach felt bad for me. But I think he also wanted me to play in the games.

527
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,000
But he would like it would be my turn to do whatever he would let me do it.

528
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,000
And I would sit down on first base when I was done.

529
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Well, see, like sports, it's it's you're on a team and you were supposed to be it's supposed to be teaching you to show up for your team and certain things like that.

530
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:17,000
And you don't let your team down unless you legit have to.

531
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:24,000
And you can't my mom was just like, oh, well, it's just like she just thought that I guess because she knew that I liked it,

532
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:31,000
that it was the only thing that she could use against me for like she just didn't know how to punish us or me.

533
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I don't know. Ground you tell you you can't hang out with your friends.

534
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,000
See what? Yeah, no, that's yeah.

535
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
It was she's she's weird. She's a weird lady. I'm telling you.

536
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You have no idea. I remember we were getting fights about that all the time.

537
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And I'd be like, you legit you like really you can't do that.

538
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000
And she never did. I mean, I don't think it ever happened, but we get gotten fights about it.

539
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000
And I'd be like, OK, well, then I'm just going to get an F and then or get points taken out like from my stuff.

540
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Like she would just she's wild. You get cheerleading. I've got an A.

541
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:04,000
But like, you know, I did like when I was in middle school, we were going to say like a C or something like that.

542
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Well, yeah. In middle school, we didn't have a class for it.

543
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But we had I don't think but you got demerits.

544
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And so if you didn't show up or whatever or if you didn't have your your ribbon in your hair or you didn't have the right shoes on or the wrong socks,

545
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:27,000
you had to have everything right. You got demerits. Oh, I got so many demerits because I always forgot something.

546
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,000
And it was I don't know why you're so well, it was usually because I was late.

547
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I know this is why because I was late because we'll just say I learned a lot from the mistakes of my my parents.

548
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Thanks, guys. And now you're well prepared and on time. Mercy.

549
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Well, sometimes. Yeah. I mean, like I I try to be on time, but most of the time I am.

550
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But, you know, it just depends on what it is. I think it depends on how high your ADD is that day.

551
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:05,000
No, I don't think that's what it is. I think it's more of a if I if I've got a lot going on that day and I know that it's something that I can be late to.

552
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I'm just going to be like, OK, well, I need to take a deep breath here and like be a little I need to let myself be late to this.

553
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And I try to do that because I sometimes get frustrated and I'm like and I still do.

554
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I still I get anxiety when I'm going to be late for stuff.

555
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:28,000
I when we were going to dinner for my birthday, I was like having a panic attack that we were not going to be there right at 8 15 because for our reservation and my mom was still sitting in the car.

556
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She Oh, listen to this. OK, so I listened to this comedy show.

557
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I forgot who it was on Netflix the other day and I called my dad the next day and I was like, oh my God, this is so funny because the guy was talking about how his wife.

558
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He was like my wife, I'll be will be we've driven 30 minutes to get to our dinner or wherever we're going.

559
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And I get out of the car and I look back and my wife's down in there and she's like digging in her purse.

560
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Her shoes are off and he's like, what are you doing?

561
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000
And she's like doesn't ever shoes on. She lost her shoes, her socks, like everything's there.

562
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And I'm like, this is my mom. I'm like you and he's like, you've had 30 minutes to like have all this stuff ready.

563
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She's putting on makeup still. She's like, oh shoot.

564
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000
And like but like the whole time she was like not ready and you're like, why are you so at Eric?

565
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
We got out of the car. This happened at the restaurant.

566
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
My mom literally was like, I don't have my shoes on.

567
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,000
And we were like, oh my God. And I was like, dad, this is just like that comedy thing.

568
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I was like, yeah, I forgot you told me about that.

569
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
And Eric was like, Emily, this is why I love you.

570
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,000
He was like, I don't know why no guys want like or he didn't say that.

571
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:34,000
He said, I don't know why you aren't married and not every guy wants to date you because you're perfect.

572
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000
He was like, if they all knew. And I was like, yeah, I need to get a sign that's a hanger on my neck that says I'm perfect.

573
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
But he was like, seriously, you are you like you're the only.

574
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
He was like, my wife does it to everybody like they're like not prepared.

575
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Why are people like that? I don't know. I don't like it when other people are like, I don't like to lackluster about like a plan or not prepped.

576
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
And well, I just don't want I don't want to other people to wait for me.

577
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yeah, because I feel bad because I know how it is to have to like wait for somebody else.

578
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Yeah. So that's why I'm always trying to make sure that I'm like ready to go.

579
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000
OK, so this is a really great transition.

580
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Can we now talk about the email that we got in reference to you pimping yourself out and podcast dating?

581
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Yes. So we got an email.

582
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:28,000
So last so I'm going to give a little backstory if you guys did not listen to our last episode, our last episode for the wrap up for twenty twenty two.

583
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:35,000
We instead, Sarah told me that I needed to do a New Year's resolution and start dating again.

584
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Yeah. Get back on the apps is what I said.

585
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,000
And I said, oh, no, that sounds terrible.

586
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000
So she was like, well, we pimped me out on here.

587
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
So I don't know if Sarah did or Fry did it.

588
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:53,000
But we said, if you are interested in dating me, send us an email at thick af podcast at gmail dot com.

589
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Well, unfortunately, for the first week or so, we didn't get an email.

590
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:05,000
But then we did get an email and it was very well written and a lot of thought went into it.

591
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
So that's why I think it took a minute to get to us.

592
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Also, I think we need some more listeners and I think all of our friends out there, if you guys, I know you guys are always like, oh, all my friends are like, why aren't you dating anybody?

593
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
You should. Are you going to date?

594
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Share the podcast so that we can get more followers and that more people will listen.

595
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Please. Thank you. That's a that's an order.

596
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:33,000
So I'm going to read the email and just bear with me while I get through this.

597
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:41,000
If you guys are ready for this, the title, the subject of the email is down with the thickness to HICC Ness.

598
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:55,000
And then it says podcast, it says, Emily, well, I may not be a billionaire or a South African musician, but I do have a job, a dog, a house, no kids and a mutual disdain for the online dating community as a whole.

599
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
If that don't make you want to crash into me, I don't know what will.

600
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Now, I can't take you places on a private jet, but I've got so much to say about the ones I maintain.

601
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I'm sure we could have a good, good time.

602
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:20,000
What would you say you and me minimize the space between and two step like a couple of dancing Nansies to the song that Jane likes?

603
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Funny the way it is that I even have to mention this, but I'd love to cover the fact that I'm no Cortez the killer.

604
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
No grave digger will be needed.

605
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000
So you don't have to worry about anything weird like that.

606
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I understand there might be a bit of Gray Street because I'm friends with Sarah.

607
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:46,000
I'm sure she will vouch for me and assure you that I'm sweet up and down and that at my worst, I'm just a drunken soldier.

608
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Personally, I think I may be the best of what's around, but that may be a little too much.

609
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Unfortunately, I don't know any Dave Matthews songs.

610
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
So what would you say if I said I'd be down to go on a date?

611
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Pete, his name is Pete.

612
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
PS full transparency.

613
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
I'll probably find a way to get on your nerves.

614
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
So that was so nice.

615
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
And he did.

616
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Yeah, if that doesn't like make your, you know, your heart tickle a little then something's wrong with you.

617
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Yeah, that was that was really nice.

618
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
And he put Pete, you put a lot of effort into this.

619
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
I can't believe you did this.

620
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Honestly, like this is wild.

621
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,000
And he is one of our biggest fans as well.

622
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,000
He got a little shit for not having an episode this week.

623
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
So we're making up for it now.

624
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Oh, did he say something?

625
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Yes, I got a text.

626
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
What did he say?

627
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,000
No episode.

628
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Because he wanted to be on it.

629
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Yes.

630
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Yes.

631
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Because I did reach out to him when we recorded earlier this week and I was like, can we we had already done it.

632
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,000
So, I mean, it was kind of a done deal, but I figured he would say yes.

633
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000
But I was like, can we say your name, you know, in the podcast?

634
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000
And he was like, yeah, I don't care what you say.

635
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
And I was like, OK.

636
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Oh, yeah.

637
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
So I do want to mention that.

638
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:08,000
So when when Granda and Anastasia were here, old Dan and Karen, I read this to my parents before Sarah got here this week.

639
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
And my mom was like, oh, my God.

640
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
She's like, is he coming over tonight?

641
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,000
When is he going to come over?

642
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
She's like, what does he look like?

643
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Is he tall?

644
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000
How tall is he?

645
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
And she's like, I mean, he's got to at least five eight.

646
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
I mean, that's OK. Five eight.

647
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000
And she's like planning our our life together.

648
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000
She's legit. And I'm like, seriously, he just wrote an email, Mom.

649
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Like, I don't I've never met him before.

650
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
I don't know how tall he is.

651
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,000
I've never talked to him in my life.

652
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
He's Sarah's friend.

653
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
But like, chill out.

654
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
He is a very, very nice, kind human.

655
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
He likes to have a good time.

656
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
He also plays music.

657
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
He can play the guitar.

658
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,000
He can cook.

659
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000
So, Pete, how about I give Sarah how about Sarah gives you my phone number

660
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
and we can talk about going on a date?

661
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Yes, I love it.

662
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
We'll see. We'll see what happens.

663
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
But I don't I don't you know, we'll see.

664
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
You probably won't like me.

665
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
That's usually what happens.

666
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
No, it isn't.

667
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,000
That is ridiculous.

668
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000
First of all.

669
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,000
But I there was also a proposal from I can't remember if it was your mom or your dad,

670
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:20,000
but a proposal that we do like a podcast episode on the first date.

671
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Yeah, we'll we'll talk about that.

672
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
I don't know.

673
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Like, do we think that that's going to make a little little awkward or should you know,

674
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:31,000
do you want to come over since you know, Sarah, I would like I would trust that you could come over here

675
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:36,000
for the first episode, like and be in my house and not like murder us.

676
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
But is that is that appropriate?

677
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Well, I mean, I think it's up to him whether or not he wants to do that.

678
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
You know what I'm saying?

679
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000
If he wants to like take you out on a date, I guess you could go out on a date.

680
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
And if you hate each other, then we're never going to put him on the podcast.

681
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Also, like what type of date would you take me on?

682
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Like, I don't know.

683
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000
We need a follow up email.

684
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Yeah, follow up email.

685
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000
What do we need him to accept your proposal for a first date?

686
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,000
So write us an email and let us know what this first date is going to be like.

687
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Yeah.

688
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000
And then but also Sarah's going to give you my number, I think.

689
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Yeah, for sure.

690
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
I will.

691
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
So you're welcome.

692
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
I mean, and thank you.

693
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Thank you.

694
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
And you're welcome.

695
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Yeah.

696
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Also, so that's that's that's what's up.

697
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Yeah, I feel weird about it.

698
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:27,000
I feel so bad because it's like your friend and don't know person.

699
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
I know you said that.

700
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
But like, I don't know.

701
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I also feel odd.

702
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I don't know.

703
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
I just feel odd.

704
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,000
It's just dating.

705
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000
It's like weird for me.

706
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Well, I know, especially with all the people watching, they're going to be like, everybody's

707
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000
going to be like, how was your date?

708
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Oh, and then my mom.

709
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Oh, it's just annoying.

710
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Hello.

711
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,000
On episode like three and four, my brand new boyfriend was on here.

712
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
So like.

713
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Yeah, but you had already gone on dates with him and you had been talking to him for a

714
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
long time.

715
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
So like that's way different.

716
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000
So we don't have to do that.

717
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I did talk to him on that FaceTime for like 30 seconds that one day.

718
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
But we don't have to do the first date.

719
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
We'll figure it out.

720
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
We'll let you guys know what ends up happening.

721
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
I don't normally like a lot of people in my business because they ask.

722
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000
I mean, I don't guess what you shouldn't have done a podcast.

723
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:12,000
No, that's that's different than like my mom and dad knowing like the person, people I'm

724
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
dating because they are always going to ask you.

725
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,640
And you know, if you just like, you know, when people are all up in your business and

726
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,240
you're trying to date somebody and then you just don't like that person anymore, you really

727
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,000
like the person and then you don't like and I'm just trying to figure it out.

728
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Like people are like, what do you think?

729
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
And I'm just like, I don't know.

730
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
I has only been one day.

731
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Anyway, so what's the matter?

732
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
Well, they might listen to it now.

733
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,000
This episode, just to make sure.

734
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
I think I think that's all he's not in it.

735
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
I don't know.

736
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,000
I think they do listen to it, but they pretend like they don't because my mom is upset that

737
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:44,000
she thinks that I say cuss words.

738
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,000
And you want to know what I did all night on Monday night?

739
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Said cuss words.

740
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
And you want to know what Saucy said?

741
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Nothing.

742
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:55,000
No, she said some stuff because I went back and listened to a little bit of it and it

743
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:01,000
was it was honestly.

744
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
What do you mean?

745
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I was saying she said nothing to me about having a party.

746
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
She doesn't care about you doing it.

747
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
She cares about me.

748
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
And she's like, because I'm her baby girl and I'm supposed.

749
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,000
But she does it too.

750
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
She like in my entire family does, except for me.

751
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
I mean, sometimes I do.

752
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
You want to say a bad word?

753
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,000
No, I don't really have a feeling to do that.

754
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
OK.

755
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Yeah.

756
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
All right.

757
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Well, that's fair enough.

758
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
So we're going to wrap it up today.

759
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:30,000
And thank you for being patient with us and joining us again.

760
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Yeah, also, I do want to have a like a call to action.

761
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
I need you.

762
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
We need you guys so that we can get better.

763
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,000
We can get better at this and we can, you know, get more listeners and things like that.

764
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,000
And we can continue doing this for you.

765
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
We need you to go out to our Instagram.

766
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:52,000
It's thick AF podcast on Instagram and share our posts.

767
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Give us some light, some hearts or whatever you call them.

768
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Go on, you know, if you don't.

769
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Yeah, and subscribe.

770
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Follow us.

771
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Spotify.

772
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Hit that thumbs up.

773
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Give us some comments and ratings and reviews.

774
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000
And we can, you know, when we get those, we read those.

775
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,000
And, you know, if you have any emails, the emails are great, too.

776
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
But sharing this is what's up.

777
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Sharing is what's sharing is caring.

778
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Sharing is caring.

779
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
I was hoping you were going to say that.

780
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Sharing is caring.

781
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:25,000
So please share and, you know, like us if you don't like us, you know, you don't have to.

782
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Not every we're not for everyone, but hopefully we are.

783
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Yeah, that's the goal.

784
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Yeah.

785
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
All right.

786
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Well, we appreciate you all and we will be back next week.

787
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000
All right.

788
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:59,000
See you.

789
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Bye.