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Welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast everyone. Welcome back. This is Emily and this is Sarah.

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We are so excited to be here today with each other. We have no guest. No guest today. I'm

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excited though. We do have some updates to give to you. Yeah. You know what we've been doing

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since we've been off for what has it been two weeks? No only one I think. Just one. Well no

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this week too and last week. We dropped an episode last week. Oh snap we did. Okay cool just one. We

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got ahead of ourselves and we never get ahead so. Yeah guys. Surprise to us. You're welcome. So what

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have you been up to Sarah? Well it has been a hot two weeks. I turned 35. Woo woo. I moved into my

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new apartment finally. Yes you did and it's so cute. Thanks. It's really all kind of put together

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now. Did you have to move your shoes around? I so I went and helped like you did. I knew she was

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going to because I was like I don't know what she's gonna do. No I didn't. Oh you didn't move your shoes around? No I had to put the third rack

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together and put those shoes on there. Now I can close that closet door. Yeah I felt like I was trying to put

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them order them with like either the type of shoe slash like winter summer but then it got hard

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because I only had two shoe racks at the time and then I was like now you have so many shoes. I have

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one whole sneaker rack and I love that. Okay good yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah so no I did not change

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anything that you did. I just put the third one together. Cool. Yeah so it was a little hectic

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and now Christmas is over so Merry Christmas everybody. Merry Christmas. Bladed. And guess what we

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have some great news. We have a couple of great news. Yeah we do. Our friends Santana and Erin you

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know the ones that I introduced we talked about them on the first episode with Mason. Santana and

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Erin haven't been on on the podcast yet. Nope. But they got engaged. Woohoo! And they are gonna go to

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Vegas and get married. They're so exciting. Yes so exciting. They're doing like a little elopement.

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Elopement. Yeah there you go. Cantaloupe. So you know. Cantaloupe is that what we were. Yeah listen so when my

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older brother Eric and his wife Robin got married or they were engaged they kept talking about like

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not having a wedding or something and I was like really upset because I wanted to be in their

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wedding and I wanted to be there and I said oh my gosh I was like you guys can watermelon but you

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cantaloupe. That's a whole funny joke thing so you know whatever. Also um I um got back from Decatur where it's

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greater. I was back to work for the first day and I was walking down the stairs and missed a cup either

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one or two stairs. I'm not sure. It happened very fast and it was very painful but I. She has done

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injured herself. I injured my ankle. It was a bad. I it I was oh it was bad. I had to like crawl. I was

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outside of my condo. I was going down the stairs. I was bringing a box inside and um I couldn't see

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the stairs and I don't know how it happened but it popped snap crackle pop boom and I screamed.

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Honestly I don't know if I screamed. Was your neighbor home? No she wasn't but she came up so I had

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called like a bunch of people and then finally um Catherine came over and kept and my other. Did she take you to the ER?

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She took me to the yeah urgent care. I went to urgent care instead of the ER which honestly I should have

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just gone well copay less and it's I'm not clogging up the ER right but like I'm pretty sure the ER

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weight would have been like less time than the urgent care because I waited there well and they

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did the x-ray immediately like they took me back to the x-ray and then they I sat up in the front

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for like 30 minutes and then they put me in a room and I sat there for like an hour and a half another

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hour and a half in the room by myself and I could hear people coming out being like hey I've been

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waiting for two hours. I was like great I'm gonna be here forever and I was by myself so Catherine took

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me and she stayed in the car and like worked and she said she was like I felt so bad because it was

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like I think it was like 3 45 when it happened and I had to call my boss and be like um I have to take

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the rest of the day off because I have to go to the emergency room because I'm pretty sure I broke

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my ankle yeah it's not broken everybody it's not broken well you know why they do your x-ray

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immediately is before the swelling really hits because if it's too swollen they won't be able

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to tell if you broke any bones oh really so I mean it had already started swelling right like that

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night it got so I couldn't sleep and when I was sitting there he came in and he was like they

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well the girl asked me she was like well how much pain and so so in my head like at the time it

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happened and like right after it was like a 15 pain out of yeah um I thought I was gonna die and

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I was like I immediately knew I had to go to the emergency room or somewhere because I was like

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this is messed it's it's bad but my friend my other neighbor Shelby she is in medical school

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right now and she sent me this snapchat like a while back about the pain scale and like examples

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of the pain scale and like a four was like your head gets cut off or something and I was like what

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what she was like this is the worst pain scale and so that's so funny that you say that because my

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we have a game at home that's called stuff happens and then they have one that's like worse

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that's called shit happens but it that's what it does it gives you examples of like either scenarios

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or um like painful situations and then it rates from zero to 100 and so you like pull a card or

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whatever and you does everybody rate it everybody rates what you have in your hand and then if they

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get it right they get the card and like a first person oh so it has a rating on it already but

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you can rate in between like different cards like once you lay some cards down you'll say this is

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your max number I'm gonna say it's between 85 and 94 or something like that yeah it's wild but it's

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crazy like some people will rate like not having internet for two months worse than they would

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having like a hangnail it's crazy I would definitely rate um not having hangnail no big deal

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but yeah but yeah so like everybody's pain is different and so I just remember when she said

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from one to ten what's your pain and I was like I mean I was remembering Shelby's like pain scale

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thing and I was like I'm pretty sure a five is like your leg got cut off and a ten is like

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you're dead yeah basically yeah like or like you're like got burned alive and you survived yeah

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like yeah I don't know why I'm laughing it's not funny but no and so I was like well I think it's

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like maybe like a four because I mean I was in pain but it wasn't it wasn't bad because it had

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started it got so numb it's it's got so numb that like and it was swelling so much that I like

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honestly got couldn't feel anything so I was in the room and the guy came in he actually knows

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he was like you he said you look kind of familiar I was like well I work for the same place that you

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work for and um he was like how do I know you and I was like well I don't know how do I know you

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and he was like well I worked at all these other places and um I was like well I don't know and he

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was like yeah it's smaller he was like maybe you've come in here before and I've seen you and I was

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like well I've been here once but it was a long time ago and I don't think you saw I didn't see

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you and um then later on our friend Jessica she was like my friend so-and-so works there and I

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was like oh that's who I saw that's how I know him I was like okay um yeah so anyways I know him so that was

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kind of cool but um he came in he was like how what's the pain feeling like and I was like I

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mean honestly right now I don't feel anything it's it's like numb the whole thing's numb and um but

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it was really swollen and he was like yeah it's really swollen he kind of looked at it and he was

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like the radiologist said it's not broken but I'm gonna look at it again because I mean do you have

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to go back well he set me up with orthopedic oh yeah doc surgeon or whatever yeah and so I've got

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an appointment on Tuesday I don't know like I feel like I'm getting better the swelling's going down

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I have a boot and crutches I think you need to be diligent about not walking on it all the time even

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though that is a walking boot right and make sure you still elevate yeah I've been trying to do that

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so like I think people don't I had that the same thing happened to me on my but was my left ankle

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and this was like years ago over 10 years ago but people don't realize like even the feel of like

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sheets on top of your foot oh my gosh yes it's awful yeah no like and so the I had a wrap first

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because they didn't have a boot when I went so I had to go back the next day or yesterday I went

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back yesterday to get the boot so they wrapped it in like an ace bandage and gave me an extra one

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which ain't doing squat it actually helped the compression it helped I mean some yeah but not

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yeah when I went to bed I was like oh I feel it's like so so like halfway through night the night I

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would like rip it off and I'd be like uh the dogs but my dogs I have all these dogs and I have stairs

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to get in and out of my in any way you go you have stairs to get there's no way for you to post up

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in on one floor really unless you slept on the sofa for well I did I slept on the sofa until last

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night because I got the boot and I yeah it helped me walk and so I got downstairs and I was finally

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like I and I changed my sheets to my new sheets that I got for Christmas night yeah um so I slept

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there last night it was nice but um I don't know I've got it's probably just a really bad sprain

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brain um so that's that's my situation right now oh yeah and then also my little brother Daniel

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and um his girlfriend Elizabeth who you know we kind of almost killed at Thanksgiving

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if you listen to the Thanksgiving episode poor Elizabeth I know well who's our number one fan

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by the way right she's the best they are well they're in Germany right now they were on their

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way last night and I suppose I guess they left yesterday I don't know when they left but he

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proposed to her on the airplane to Germany yeah they're engaged yay congratulations guys they're

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in Germany on fiance yeah almost new sister yay I've never had so I've never had a real sister

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except for so I only have two brothers so when I got my Robin my sister-in-law was so nice to have

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like a girl you know and then now I get to have Elizabeth as my other sister but I mean honestly

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she's already been there and we all we have the same initials and that isn't that weird oh I don't

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know if she I don't know if she's gonna change her name up you know I'm assuming she might but

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like honestly if she doesn't I don't blame her like I've literally thought about not changing my name

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yeah like I cannot imagine I'll put it on Facebook having a different name but I can't well also I

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don't want to be Sarah Wright whatever because Sarah Wright whatever like that's just weird I

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would be Sarah Elizabeth whatever but I don't know if I want to drop right well that's how my mom my

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mom didn't hyphenate her or not hyphenate but like keep she didn't she kept her middle name yeah okay

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and I like that idea yeah but you know I like thinking about having a different last name is

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the weirdest thing for sure yeah I remember so I went to DC I think it's probably because like

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we're both you know well you're almost 35 but like 35 whole years with this last name I don't know if

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I want to give it up but also like even when I was younger I don't know I could never imagine myself

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having a different last name there are some people that like dream of that and they'll be like oh do

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you want to know why I dreamed of it though because I 1 000 percent did because I am a w okay and w

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is at the end of the alphabet and I was like I want something no but I want something different

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but now I'm like I don't think so is still at the end listen I already said that I was like you're

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not giving me much in this alphabet game right sir I mean so c is actually really good my last

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name is starts with a c so you don't you're not first but you're not you're like right after first

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so there was literally one per two people that graduated in my class after me that had the last

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name young oh so I was literally had to sit there which granted we only had like a hot 86 89 people

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in my class so not super long but I mean I had to wait yeah there's only two people behind me it's

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so funny that they do it by like your last name and stuff I guess they're trying to make it fair

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but honestly it's not really fair because some people it would this is like a um what do we call

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it this is a privilege not a privilege it's like last name privilege oh like my like I'm privileged

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because my last name I didn't choose my last name I mean granted you still would have to sit there

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the whole time you know while other people walk or whatever but I mean I remember when you're done

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yeah but I remember going to Jerry's college graduation and like you just wrote your name on

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a card and then like right walked up there and there's not and now and that would be the greatest

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thing that ever happened yeah yeah let these kids go whenever who cares well they do that but I think

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they do it by I can't remember how they lined us up we had to get in certain lines but like in that

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line we just had a writer name on a card or whatever for high school even no this is no high

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school right I'm sure it was alphabetical yeah oh no it might have been yeah it's probably

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alphabetical it should it should go by like your rank in the class though so everybody knows how

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stupid you are I would have graduated earlier in that line if we had gone by rank oh well that's

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good yeah okay listen I was like in the first like 20th percentile I have no idea what I would have

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I mean I'm sure I was I was 21st but I don't know what honestly I used to check that all

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the time did you how many people did you graduate with though I just said 86 to 89 like a small

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number so like I was in the top 25 percentile well that's good I probably would have been at the top

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percentile if I had graduated with that many people too anyway okay so so so congratulations

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Daniel and Elizabeth also Santana and Erin we are so happy for you guys um you got that fmk for us

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today I'm gonna go with movies okay and we're gonna go with days of thunder I have never seen

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that I have to google it days of thunder talladega nights or fast and furious movies what is days of

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thunder okay so hold on it's an old tom cruise movie okay so I've never seen that so I excellent

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uh this is a hard one for me because I have never seen it but I feel like it's got does it have it

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has Nicole Kidman in it so I feel like I might like that one yeah um what was the second one

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talladega nights okay so merry talladega nights

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fuck days of thunder which I don't know um I've never seen it so hope but and but like kill the

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what was the other one it was fast and fast and furious for sure kill that kill it I can't I love

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those movies they were on last night that's yes I'm obsessed listen Paul Walker his death broke my freaking heart okay

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oh my god I was like probably 30 when it happened but I was so upset oh my god so I am going to

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I'm gonna fuck fast and furious I'm gonna kill talladega nights nobody wants to be married to

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that garbage oh and I do I would I'm marrying it because because it's it's so funny like no I'm

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a very I'm a merry days of thunder but like you those movies are not like like first of all I've

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never seen days of thunder talladega nights it's just a funny movie and you can watch it all the

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time I do love it but I love fast and furious way more god that is the weirdest thing that is so

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weird to me like Sarah fast and furious I don't even care leave me alone okay let's see okay so

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let's do um since it's like the holiday time sure Christmas Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve um okay

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don't SOS please don't hate me for this one but I am marrying Thanksgiving I'm fucking New Year's

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and I'm killing Christmas really why I think I associate well Thanksgiving I love Thanksgiving

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foods casserole for life love it I you know how I feel about these casseroles up in here

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I'm not a huge fan of Christmas like I don't really like Christmas music like I can get into

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the spirit for like a handful of days but like I'm not going ham for like 25 days okay and then I

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love New Year's because I like New Year's Day because I do fat snack day with Melanie and we

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have like big charcuterie boards and we get drunk again and it's just like super fun so that's one

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of my favorite holidays ever because of that tradition right so that's why I'm going with

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that I don't know I said this is that one's a hard no hey I'm Jesus or anything like that

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you know nobody's saying anything about yeah no I'm I actually didn't even think about what I would

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do before we did this so I'm kind of just thinking about it set me up I think I might I don't know I

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might marry Christmas fuck fuck I feel like you're marrying Christmas just because you love to see

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people open the gifts that you give no I don't I hate what I thought I'm not I do I don't like

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I don't like opening presents in front of other people and I don't like when people open their

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presents in front of me really yeah like I thought you were gonna be like so stoked to give the kids

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their gifts oh I did I was so that's that's different with the little kids yeah yeah so yeah that was fun but like

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also I don't I don't like giving I don't know I'm just like I like I love it getting the gifts but

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like I feel weird when I'm like opening them and I'm like I don't want them I want to I don't want

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them to think I'm being fake but I also and like not always react appropriately reacting and like

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oh my gosh like even if it's something amazing I'm like oh my god I'm so excited about this but like

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I some people I feel like think you need to be like jumping up and down what was your favorite

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gift that you got well I can't say because some people like it or feelings hurt but of course I

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got okay I'm just gonna tell you I got some new airpod maxes and they're amazing they're Daniel

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and Elizabeth gave them to me they're the best I also I also got some some jewelry from my parents that are

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it's like really good jewelry some earrings and some bracelets I love them I got some sheets

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stuff like that so you know so I'm gonna I'm gonna marry Christmas because the reason I'm marrying

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Christmas is because I like usually for Christmas I take off a little bit a couple extra more days

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from work and I get I go home and it's more relaxing I get to hang out my whole family usually is

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there we do Christmas Eve yeah and then Christmas day is usually pretty chill because all the kids

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nowadays it is because everybody's had kids yeah and they go home for their Christmas for Santa

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Claus and stuff like that so we kind of just chill out and whatever and then and my mom cooks really

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good food she did really good food she always does but um I think I'm gonna honestly I might

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marry so I said a Merry Christmas killing New Year's Eve and fucking Thanksgiving I guess or

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it might be the other way around I think that Thanksgiving I don't like that it's in the middle

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of the week I wish that it could be on the weekend do you not get Friday off well I do but like I

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just don't like taking days off because I can take I can take my time is like not like oh you have to

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take Friday off yeah it's just like if and I could I could work on Thanksgiving if I wanted to right

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um but I just would rather it be like on the weekend but you know Christmas is not always

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on the weekend either right but New Year's is different so I feel like every year is something

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different I like it I think it's fun but it's always like hard to find something fun to do

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because you're if you go out it's packed everywhere yeah you gotta get reservations it's really

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expensive blah blah blah but then you've got to have somebody that's willing to like open their

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home which this year thank goodness Rose and DJ are opening their house to us to come over

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and have a party um I know I'm kind of having a little bit of FOMO but I'm really excited for

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my New Year's plans I'm like I'm like FOMO but like for you because I want you to be there I know I

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want to be there but I mean I have been doing New Year's with Melanie for several years now and

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we're actually meeting up with our friend Kelly who also lives in Huntsville and we're going to

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a we got reservations for a four course with wine pairing dinner so yeah and the menu is

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fantastic so yeah I'm excited for it I mean we're gonna have a low-key night after dinner or whatever

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but well I also feel like New Year's is like you know at midnight everybody like kisses and it's

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like always usually really awkward for me um because I haven't had anybody to like kiss on

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New Year's for a very long time um and I haven't either and it's not that I mean I have someone now

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but I'm not gonna be with them yeah but like also you'll be with Melanie and like yeah Kelly so

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yeah it won't be weird but like it's always like me standing there around like 400 people and like

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I can't even turn to be like whoa happy New Year's anybody because they're all making out with their

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so this year Brandon's gonna be there I'm gonna be like what up Brandon let's high five

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that's fair yeah I thought about it I was like I was gonna send to him a thing and I'll be like

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Mason oh Mason's gonna be there too yay we'll have a little group hug yeah um all right cool

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moving on moving on so tell me about your Christmas what all did you do what who'd you see

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did you go somewhere well we did things a little bit different this year because the weather was

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just cold and you know my dad has animals and stuff like that so Thomas and Jerry came up

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I have my older cousin Amanda who lives in Texas comes before Christmas because she runs a barn

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at her house and so she likes to give her staff off Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so they always

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come before so they can hang out and I took the whole week off because that was the week after I

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moved so I wanted to be able to you know sporadically make progress at home you know with the move-in and

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then also be able to go back and forth to what we call the farm which is my grandmother's house in

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Pell City you said back and forth like back and forth back and forth back and forth like you like

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you're from uh you're speaking like Gaelic or something I don't know back and forth

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Scottish I don't know what accent that is one of those I don't well I don't know I like it so funny

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so I mean did that throughout the week and I don't know we had a meal out there on Christmas Eve but

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then Jerry and Thomas and I stayed back on Christmas Day and hung out with the dogs and my dad tell us

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who Thomas is Jerry's boyfriend okay yeah and so we just hung out all all day I mean throughout the

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week the a couple times we went to my house and like watched a movie and just kind of hung out and

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I mean Jerry hadn't seen my apartment yet either so cool yeah um Jerry helped me move my guest

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bedroom around because I my favorite gift that I got for Christmas is um what is it you you don't

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know about this no I got a new desk for work and oh cool a stand-up sit-down desk electronic stand-up

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sit down electronic yeah you don't even have to like no I can push a button and it goes up and

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I was only home for like a half a day to use it before I had to start house sitting for my

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dad and Connie so I haven't put it fully to use yet but Brandon helped me put it together um

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um and is the whole there's a whole thing moved up oh that's not and how big you think like 55

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inches long 24 oh that's huge feet deep yeah or 24 feet 24 inches yeah okay cool yeah it's super

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listen I sent them I didn't know if I was gonna get it or not and I sent them a link and I was

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like this is what I would really like for Christmas because a lot of times we don't send lists they'll

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just give us cash and I was like this is like what I really want and so I was hoping for it and

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and so Connie was cute and she put it in a little mason jar this note in a little mason jar and then

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you know wrapped the mason jar up and some like you know shiny crinkle paper or whatever and it

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said go look in the dog room so I knew that I got the desk at that point I like hauled it back out

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of there my dad's like how'd you carry that thing by yourself I was like I don't know I just dragged

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it like whatever and I was like thank you guys so much and Connie goes Jerry said you didn't know

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if you were getting and I was like well I didn't well you don't you never knew yeah I was like I

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didn't want to know Connie was like it has been sitting in the kitchen with a blanket over it for

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like two weeks that's so funny so like I saw the box sitting there but I didn't look at it I didn't

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remove the because I didn't want to know I mean I was hoping that's what it was but I didn't want

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to know I'm not gonna ruin it for myself why would I do that I don't know I feel like my mom always

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ruins my presence because she'll be like I got oh by the way I got you this and I it came in and I

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don't know about it like I think that you might not like it so I'm like why are you telling me

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just let me decide when you give it this is the first year that my mom has not like seen the

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presence before they come to me because I you know got a king-size bed and so I needed all the

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fixings for it you know I needed a down comforter I needed a duvet I needed sheets I needed curtains

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I wanted this blanket to go on the bed and she just got everything on Amazon I sent her the links

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for it and she sent it straight to me so this is the first time that she's not like she's gotten a

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list list for real and not bought sort of like random things that I don't know about that she's

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unsure if I'm going to like yeah I mean Melanie like it or was she like oh no she liked it yeah

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I finally when I first got everything put together they were having a really bad snowstorm

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and their internet was being wacky and so FaceTime wouldn't work but I finally got to FaceTime her and

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I showed her the apartment and she saw everything and she loves it did you ever your headboard fixed

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so Sarah's headboard it's still rigged up the same way like came in new and like this one of

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the screws like doesn't go through I don't understand it and so I tried helping her fix it but it's like

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you can't get it in there we're gonna have to like drill a hole in there listen or send it back it's

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I don't even no I'm not I don't care I'm not sleeping on the floor you should send them a

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picture and be like I've already set this up you should give me a discount listen I don't care

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I don't care I'm not doing it it's too much work I'm not sleeping on the floor I know that's good

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but like what happens if it breaks I'll figure it out okay I don't know well you know that's you I

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can't let it bother me right now that's true I got too much shit going on I've been out of my

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parents house since Tuesday shoveling horse shit taking care of dogs and I can't think about this

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bed right now I just need to let New Year's happen and then I'll let it happen those things yes

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so what so your favorite gift was your um my desk your desk yeah but um tell us what your sister

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got I know okay also I'm in here looking at what I got you it's a little bit a little bit crooked

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on there I gotta fix it on oh it's the buttons behind you you have to reach over there and will

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you press it because we're definitely live we're gonna have some noises in the background yeah turn

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or switch this way like or that way whichever way there's a little button on the ground like

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with the thing you need to like probably put it over here yeah switch it this way there you go

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yay oh what is it tell us oh shoot we're dropping stuff we're dropping up folks my ass be knocking

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stuff over oh snap okay so Sarah describe what you got me for Christmas because it's beautiful

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oh no crap we should turn the lights off in here Alexa turn the oh she's not on in here oh turn the

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office lights off Alexa turn the office lights off my whole house is like Alexa driven okay

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so I got Emily two podcast related gifts for Christmas I found this sign that is a circle

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and it says live in the middle and the circle is blue and the live is neon yeah a neon sign

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so I got that because it matches our color scheme yeah so we don't yeah that's so cute I'm going to

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turn the lights off in here in a second oh and she got me I got our coffee cup that says be careful

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or you'll end up in my podcast which is true definitely so beware everybody oh yeah yay that's

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so cute it's a little crap I need to fix it because I put it up there and I was like uh I'm not fixing

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it looks great though we need to take a picture of it and put it on our Instagram it's very cute

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okay so yeah we talked about Christmas presents what is oh wait no you didn't tell us what Jerry

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got you oh yes that's why we started this um my sister got me this beautiful black crewneck

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sweatshirt with our thick af logo on it she got it printed on there and it looks amazing

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it's so cute oh look at that we kind of lights off it's so nice and bright

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I'm gonna turn some back on though that's so funny I love it it looks very cute yeah that sweatshirt

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was really cute that was a good idea it was such a good idea oh I got so um Daniel and Elizabeth

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got me a microphone Christmas ornament but then um Eric and Robin got me this little girl and she's

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got like a self a cell phone in her hand and she's like touching it like this or something but they

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put thick af on it and like Emily and then 2022 because they always like when I graduated for

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with my masters they get me a Christmas ornament for that and like they you know anytime I have

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like something like that so awesome Robin thank you I know Eric Eric you too but like we know Robin

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did it so I know well my dad Connie I don't really think they're gonna be podcast listeners and

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that's okay we may not be their thing but they were still very excited about the sweatshirts so

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that made me happy yeah my parents yeah so when I okay so let me just tell the story real quick

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so when I fell down the stairs um and hurt my ankle I like you know had to crawl back into my

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apartment and I'm like thinking I'm like who am I gonna call like it wasn't so much pain I was like

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screaming and um honestly I don't know if any cuss words came out but probably did they probably

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I mean like and so I called my mom and I was telling my mom and dad were on the phone with me

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and I was this is later I was telling them how it happened and I was like yeah I'm like pretty sure

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every cuss word came out of my mouth because it hurt so bad and you know honestly I was kind of

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like overreacting I honestly don't know what words came out of my mouth I know was screaming

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and I had to crawl myself into my condo and like figure out who to call to come help me um if I

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needed to press the button on my alarm system for the I was like do I need to press this for the

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ambulance to come and I was like no I'm not paying a copay for the ambulance let me call

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the neighbors but yeah so my and my mom was like I'm just so disappointed and you like basically

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she's like disappointed in me because she thinks that I'm her like sweetie and I'm not allowed to

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cuss and she's like I don't cuss and I am like a pure little girl or something I don't know

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and I was like I keep thinking about it and I'm like mom seriously I'm like oh my gosh

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and then I but I kind of want to be like so it's okay for you to say cuss words but it's not okay

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the whole podcast is it don't fuck for what

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why is it okay for you and not and she but Karen she would probably come back with and be like

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well I don't want you to be like your mother and I want you to be sweet like not like your mother

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you are sweet though I know and saying a cuss word doesn't make you not sweet I know that's what I

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say like I think there's a time and a place for cuss words and I think that you very much know

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when those are yeah I do I try to make sure that when you fall and break your ankle you get to say

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fuck that's what I said I was like and honestly I don't even know what came out of my mouth but I

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feel like every cuss word in the in the book probably came out fair enough it was very painful

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so anyway all right I don't know where we were how we got on that but let's move on um oh yeah

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so uh let's just like you know just gonna remind you guys that that Sarah does not know how to wrap

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a present and she still has not I haven't even practiced you haven't even practiced no did you

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wrap any presents for Christmas God no did Brandon wrap any of your presents for you for Christmas

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the one for my dad and Connie yes oh god listen I honestly on the way over here I we were I told

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her I was gonna talk about this and I said can we stop at the dollar store and get some like

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uh wrapping paper I don't know if there's a dollar store around the rest of the world but in Alabama

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we have dollar trees and dollar stoves dollar general but honestly but it's not even a dollar

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store anymore it's like dollar 99 store yeah of inflation thanks guys thanks for the inflation

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um and because I was gonna make her wrap a present on here but I'm not gonna do it today

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because I'm gonna practice first and then I will show you how good I am at it all right and I'm

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gonna listen to white sword panic for you yeah exactly all right oh yeah it's snowed indicator

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on on Monday Melanie you both sent pictures I know it was so cute yeah I love that for you

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and I was gonna leave on Monday and then I was about I was gonna go to Huntsville first to see

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my niece and then my brother called me and he's like hey is it snowing there and I was like what

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and I looked out the window and there were some flurries and then it just like started coming down

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all and it doesn't look so I know all you northerners and even Sarah she's seen the snow

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but like we get snow like once every 10 years and we get like 10 years half an inch sometimes it's

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like once a year but it just depends on how it happens like when it snowed indicator it had been

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cold enough to where there was the potential if there was enough of it to cause it to freeze on

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the ground and become icy and it would have not been good right but the reason why people don't

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understand you know that we don't deal with that is because taxpayer money is what pays for the salt

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trucks the sand trucks the plows and all that we're not going to put that time and money into that

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exactly it's not going to happen so yes the south shuts down when it snows or if it ices and that's

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just the way it is and it will forever be right and it did really it wasn't this bad that bad

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this time because it was like you know six degrees for because we had that whole little storm thing

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going on and we just kind of like let it go and then the next day it ended up getting up above

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freezing and at that point I was just like I'm just gonna go so before it freezes back so that I can

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yeah I mean it was definitely cold like my dad had to take like inches thick like layers of ice off

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the water troughs for the horses the dog water bowls were freezing outside having to dump the

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whole thing out oh yeah I left a diet coke in my car and it was frozen when I got back in there

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it didn't explode I know well it wasn't in a can and it was it was like in a cut from like

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McDonald's or somewhere like fast food like Sonic maybe I don't know look you had your homemade

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I see right so yeah so we had some snow it was nice um anyway oh and my niece she made a snowman

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and it's so funny because they use like raspberries for the lips and the raspberries

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like like smushed everywhere and so it ended up looking like the joker from Batman like

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ah why so serious you know like freaky I was like and Elizabeth was like poor Lola she's

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too innocent to know that her snowman looks like the joker oh yeah straight murder snowman

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that's funny all right so so you want to talk about resolutions yeah we can new year's resolutions

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it's about to be 2023 I know it's wild I still feel like it's February of 20 well honestly I

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still feel like it's February of 2020 I know it's crazy I still haven't gotten past COVID like I

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still feel like the twilight zone still a little it's the weirdest I know nothing will ever be the

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same can you imagine like being so it's so funny because I feel like we're like in the 1900s they

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had like the like uh smallpox or something or like where people were like oh a pandemic

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but like we think about that and we're like oh that was a long time ago like whatever it wasn't

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a big deal but back the people back then were like gonna be in history books yeah it's history like

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big time history and like little kids that are being born now and like later they're gonna be

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like what was that why you know I mean I and the kids that went to kindergarten for the first time

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during COVID like crazy yeah but apparently test scores and stuff like that from kids like for

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they're like really bad because I'm not surprised I mean think about it though when you were a kid

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if you had to remote learn how how much are you really gonna focus on that I mean I I may have if

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I was a little kid but like I don't know that I would have and mostly because I loved the social

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aspect of school that that was something that really kept me engaged but I also you know took

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some online classes throughout college and I did much worse in my online classes than I did in the

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classroom well because it's easy to like not do it yeah yeah for sure so okay so do you do resolutions

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normally absolutely not okay cool tell me why because I don't like to fail at things

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and you know you're gonna and I don't have self-control and you're the type of person

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that doesn't do things if they think they're gonna fail 100% that's not good Sarah I mean not always

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like I took my new job that I have and I knew nothing about fintech but I am excelling so I

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mean I'll take risks sometimes but not when it comes to I mean I'm gonna my resolution is to make

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more conscious decisions about food and alcohol okay that's a good one yeah I like that when's the

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last time you had a resolution that you did one like I don't think I did one last year I mean years

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ago probably how long did you stick with it I stuck with it long enough for my dog Greta at the time

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to start faking injuries so she didn't have to go on walks anymore was it to go on walks every day

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we I would walk every day after I got home from work and she was making injuries like at first

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she would do it like towards the end or whatever and then she started doing it in the very beginning

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and I got to the point where she would like fake an injury we would go home and then she would eat

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dinner and then I figured out she just wanted to go home so she could eat dinner so then I was like

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fine if you're gonna fake an injury you're not eating right now you can eat in a little while

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because I didn't want her to associate faking an injury yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a little hooker

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at least she figured that out yeah well because she would like lift up a paw and be like oh I'm hurt

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and then I would like do all this examining how do you know that it was fake because I would examine

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it and make sure that she was fine and she was fine oh my gosh yeah she was a trickster did she

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like ever limp or anything like the next day like oh she like not even hours later she was like oh

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it hurts and then yes yes I know I didn't know she was like that type of dog she was so smart um so

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smart yeah she knew every word that came out of my mouth gretta and then jolene is a terrorist

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yeah but she likes to go on walks so you could do that again I guess I could

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so how long do you think that lasted I mean it was months for sure that's good yeah I finally I

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started leaving gretta at home I was like I'm still going on this walk I there's no reason why I can't

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walk even if my dog doesn't want to yeah I don't know resolutions I like I got to the point where

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I would like just like not do it because I was like nobody ever sticks to them and then honestly

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it shouldn't be a new year's resolution it should just be like a lifestyle change right it shouldn't

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have to be like oh let me just do it for this year or whatever like I don't know but I think about it

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and I'm like sometimes people need that like oh that time hey it's it's a new year let me try to

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change something or like make something better do whatever you want to do yeah for yourself or for

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others or whatever and sometimes you need that like boost of hey this is time to do it's time

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to do it now because like I think that's fair I mean I'm never gonna be a gym rat come January 1

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because it's just a shit show in there during that time but I mean I've been needing to get back in

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the gym for a while now well you know what we can just get on this little guy right here this little

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nordic track yeah like thingy turn the screen around and we can uh we can do some exercises on

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there before we record or we can do it while we're recording you want to I would be so out of breath

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nobody would understand what I'm saying we could though we could ride for 20 minutes a piece each

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before we record yeah we might have to do that we'll do that okay yeah all right we'll let you

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guys know how that goes and how long it lasts because I'm gonna go with not long okay I mean

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but like are we doing that once a week because it's only once a week yeah well we might have to meet

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here twice a week oh we do already okay yeah okay so yeah I don't know I don't know if I'm going to

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do a resolution I thought about earlier today like maybe doing something with work um like being nice

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to people even when they're assholes excuse my language mom like the people that are um

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there are just so many people that they're just not they just don't know what they're doing when

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they're doing it maybe or they know what they're doing I don't know there's just certain people that

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just tick me off and sometimes I'm not I feel like maybe I am nice to them I might be nice to them

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but um in my head I have bad feelings towards them and so I kind of want to like change my thought

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process about it I think that that is a good idea and I don't know if I'm gonna like get this quote

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right or not but I mean it's from Brandon but he just tells me that like when he gets up during

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the day or whatever that he just says it's gonna be a good day today and oh yeah then he has good

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day yeah I used to play that song um it's gonna be a good day uh and ain't nobody gonna cry today

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yeah I don't know the words and I'm gonna start your morning with yeah I love that so I used to

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play that like every morning especially like I would sit down and be like okay there's this

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email right here is really taking me off so I'd like tell you know alexa to um you have to spell

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her name so she doesn't talk back to you um to play that song and then it would be a good day

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well I think you might have to start that again yeah um but yeah maybe something for work like um

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I don't know maybe like trying to have a more positive attitude I think one thing that like

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I've always struggled with is my tone in like my emails and things like that for work and or just

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like so pump the brakes maybe take 10 seconds before you reply to something

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talk to yourself about whatever you're feeling and find out if like it's a legit feeling or if

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you're just like having a moment and right you're being pissy for a moment and it's really not that

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deep and can you change the way you feel about it right yeah it's a good good idea I mean I try to

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do that so a lot of times I'll like set put yourself a sticky note on your on one of your

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monitors it says 10 second rule 10 second rule yeah is that like don't send the email after 10

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seconds I know I yeah don't send an email immediately when I was in the office and I had

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to share an office with this guy he doesn't he doesn't work with us anymore but um I remember

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I would like somebody would send me an email and I would get so mad and I'd be like typing

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and I type loud anyways and I type like real loud like my typing is just like

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like and but when I would like get mad or like be real serious he would turn around be like oh he

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was like you need to you need to reread that email before you send it and I'd be like can you come

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can you can read this real quick like yeah um because I'd be like I can't believe this person

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yeah 10 second rule yep so anyway yeah so I don't know I don't really have any more

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um resolutions or I have a resolution for you okay what start dating again

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but who am I gonna date that's a problem you know who you got any friends get on the apps

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it's so difficult it's so hard I didn't want to tell I feel like I'm gonna renegotiate our

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um agreement as far as wrapping presents go I'll learn how to wrap a present if you get back on

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the tenders no no we've already agreed to the Weitzberg panic no that is not a thing yeah if

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you guys you know look maybe we should do podcast dating like hey guys how's it going I'm pimping

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myself out yeah I love that but I need you to have a steady job um keep going I mean it would be

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great if you don't have children uh if you what else I mean I don't know let me think don't ask

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me this is you boo like are cool fun not weird like easy going easy going get along with my friends

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like to go kayaking like to do things that I like to do have your own friends too you need to have

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your own I mean you don't have to but like you know like go to Dave Matthews oh I do like Dave

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Matthews yeah you can't like not like him and if you don't like him you just don't have to like

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I mean you can tell me but like you still have to go with me yeah um and don't judge me about it

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uh let's see I don't know what else do you think somebody that those are all good yeah your list

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can't be too long well no it's not that big of a list and honestly just don't get on my nerves

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I mean I think that's fair and you you have to like thick girls because because that this mama be

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thick oh no I think that's a good start so if anyone would like to go on a date with Emily

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you can send us an email at thick af podcast at gmail.com also you probably need to live in like

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the Birmingham Alabama area um yeah I mean unless you're like a bajillionaire like that would be

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great you can fly down here in a private jet yeah what if you call that a life sponsor yeah yeah no

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that a sponsor yeah but like you know I'd date you too if you wanted you wanted to come down here

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just no serial killers serial serial killers need not apply um who else not need not apply sexual

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predators well you know but yes um uh what else let's say um uh uh things like that are why

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Melanie says you have terrible tastes she said I have terrible tastes oh it's because of the

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people that I've talked about on here yes I was like she doesn't know anybody but yeah no apparently

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I do she said that straight to your face when we were here this is why I've stopped dating

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because apparently I keep picking the wrong ones geez or the wrong ones are picking me I'm not

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really sure but um but yeah hello here I am thick af podcast at gmail.com but uh also you have to

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pay for the date first date at least for sure absolutely and it has to be a good place actually

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honestly I don't care where it is um I don't like fancy places not for first I don't either I think

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it's like really weird I also would prefer I had a guy want to take me to Fleming's and most most

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girls would like I mean no melt over that and I was like absolutely not no I don't like that it's

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real awkward and I feel like everybody knows you're on a first date and the food's good

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whatever but like I want to wear leggings no you are gonna put a black dress on fine um but yeah

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I like to be comfortable when I go do things like tennis shoes yeah okay all right well we'll see if

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we get any hits criteria is out there apply away I don't know there's probably more criteria than

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that sure but we're gonna start there yeah start there all right just have a job for sure like a

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good one um again thick af at gmail.com you can find us on instagram at thick af podcast yeah give

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us some five stars if you like us yeah and um whoever gave us a two-star review suck it

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you brought us down to a 4.8 that's bullshit oh my gosh that's crazy um but yeah thanks for being

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here guys and we will see you next week toodaloo

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so

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abcdefg I have to go

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I don't know why it's so good