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Welcome to the Thicc AF Podcast everyone!

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We're here today to talk about ourselves and our lives and a new friend, Brandon, Sarah's

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boyfriend.

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Sarah, tell us about him.

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Well, we talked about him last week.

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But he's here today.

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We're excited.

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No need to talk about me.

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Are you excited?

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Yeah, say nice things about me.

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Hey, Brandon, we're excited.

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He's very handsome and he's a very good cook.

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He's also very tall.

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How tall are you, Brandon?

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Six-four.

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Six-four?

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That's not that tall.

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I've seen taller, but that's pretty tall.

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That's pretty tall.

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You're judging me and throwing me out of the bus at the same time.

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Well, I've seen better.

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No.

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Not better, just taller.

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That's what you said.

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Taller, not better.

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So how's it going, Brandon?

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It's good.

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Are you nervous?

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About what?

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Being here.

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In Crampsey's basement?

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No, I'm really sorry.

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Oh, my name is Emily, by the way.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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We're going to have to set you straight.

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For the podcast, we're talking to Em.

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No, for my name in real life, we'll just set you straight before we get to know you.

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My name is Emily.

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Before we get to know you, okay.

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My last name is Crampsey and people need to call me that.

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I'm going to call you that.

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I'm going to call you that.

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I'm going to call you that.

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I'm going to call you that.

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I'm going to call you that.

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My last name is Crampsey and people need to call me Emily.

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Thank you.

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I'll send an APB out.

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How about that?

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Okay, thank you.

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You're welcome.

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So I know you said you're not nervous and I can tell you're not nervous, but we all

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know that Sarah is like a ball of nerves over here.

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She's like, I don't know why.

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I always have anxiety.

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What's the deal?

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She has been like anxiety, like dropping her stuff everywhere.

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Like, I don't know what to do.

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And I'm like, what is wrong?

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Just sit down and take a deep breath.

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Why are you acting this way?

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You know, I've, I picked up on that, you know, not, not too much, but every now and then

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she gives me a little freak out.

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It's all right.

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I do not give a, he has not seen a full on meltdown yet.

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I mean, not a full meltdown, but I mean, like I have gotten half pages, text messages before

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half pages.

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That's pretty good.

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Oh Lord.

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Well, I mean, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I

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have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have,

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I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have I have, I have, I have,

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I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have,

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I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I had my daily have and it is a week

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after I am the time to pack care because

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I am pretty pro.

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I have tards.

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So we've been talking, we've been talking on with, on messages and if there is anything

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I can tell you most about how she's been ignoring me for like a year, though, there's

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what it is that she's going through. But we always work through it. Well she gets

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in her feelings a lot and so if she and don't hate me but you know you're right

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I'm very sensitive. If she has something she's got to say it. If she's mad about or upset or any she

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has to tell somebody and she can't stand it when she can't like I feel like. But I

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mean that's I feel like that's a good thing though because. Sometimes. Yeah but I'm

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saying right now in a new relationship I don't feel like I have to censor myself

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and I don't feel judged by any feelings that I have. Well in a new oral relationship

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you shouldn't be able to censor yourself. And you and I have done a very good job

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so far and I hope we continue to do so of keeping that open communication which

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is a constant conversation you and I are always having. Yeah absolutely. Well you

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can't have a relationship without that type of I mean you can but it may not be

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the best. Yeah but have you ever seen any good ones come out of that? No. Well I mean

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some that you know some I don't know you never know but really honestly the

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communication is key in my opinion. So and that's why her and I are always

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talking about how important communication is. Yeah for sure so so

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anyway so Sarah has his new boyfriend Brandon and he's gonna be here today

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coughing the whole time. Yeah. Well hopefully we'll be able to edit some of those coughs out. I have an itch. We'll see. He has an itch in his throat hopefully it's not

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COVID because I've literally had COVID like a hundred times so far. No you have not. I do not want to get it again. I'm patient zero. I'm like not

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I keep telling people I'm patient zero because every time somebody's sick I get

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sick too but it's really like I'm like patient one because I get whoever's sick

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I get it from them. Yeah so anyways you got that FMK for us today? Yes I do. I

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need to pull it up. Today's FMK. I feel like we're doing a number of those today aren't we? Yes and also FMK also known as fuck Mary

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kill. So Brandon this one is for you. What's up? I mean Crampsy you can full on

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participate. Whoa whoa whoa hold on hold on it's Emily remember? Thank you Brandon.

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Remember we can't call her Cramps which is my favorite thing to call her. That's America. Or Crampsy it's all about the Emily. Emily! I should have had a better last name like

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the good news is as soon as all this over we're just gonna go right back to

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Crampsy. I don't know she might get mad. Okay okay Emily you can participate

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Emily you can participate in this one if you want to as well. It sounds weird doesn't it? So you were gonna like say it but not allow me to

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participate? No I just you'll see. Okay okay. You'll see why. Is there girls? Yes. Oh I'm gonna

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participate for sure. Okay all right. What? Hold on what? Not because I'm a lesbian or

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bisexual. I was like whoa this is new information I don't know about this. I'm a female and I like girls don't care about like saying if

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somebody's attractive or what. No I agree with that. Yeah I totally agree with you I'm okay with saying

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the girls are hot. Are you okay with saying guys are hot? Well there's some attractive men out there but I mean that's about you know there's a

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line for you know anyway huh. For making sure their dick doesn't cross. Yeah you know I was like here's your tip my tip let's not bat heads you know what I'm saying fellas. Oh my god. Okay um Jennifer Lopez Angelina Jolie and Reese Witherspoon. Oh shit that's a good one. I let Brandon go first. I know it's a really good one. I know I worked really hard.

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Oh my god it's so hard. No it's not hard. It's like fuck Angelina, kill Lopez. You sure? Yeah and then marry Reese. I am shook right now. Me too but yeah. What's yours? Mine is Mary Reese Witherspoon and you know normally I would say fuck Angelina Jolie because she's like the sex appeal girl but like I kind of want to kill her because she's kind of like wild and Jennifer Lopez

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is you know she got that big booty. Yeah but think about how many guys she's been with. Oh I do not think so. Think about how many guys Angelina Jolie has been with. Well I mean she's been with her brother so I mean that's the worst. What? She's been with her brother? That is not facts. Oh my god. She made a lot of lippin at the Golden Globes. That was not a make out it was just an on the lips kiss. Uh huh. Wait hold on what? Listen this was too long ago nobody cares about that. Not too long ago.

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This was like 20 years ago. That's long enough. Whatever I don't know. I just I would kill Angelina, marry Reese of course and fuck Jennifer Lopez but you know I kind of I would I would also marry Jennifer Lopez too. She's my second Mary. Reese is just so like cute and adorable and like I don't know. She does the home edit and I really love that show. Oh absolutely. I'm definitely marrying Reese also because she has good decor taste.

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And I think that she can cook and then I'm fucking JLo because who's not gonna fuck JLo. Oh Brandon's not. Which is also comical because she got a big old booty. And then I'm killing Angelina Jolie just because I don't know. I'm not a huge fan. I don't think Angelina doesn't even have a booty does she? No I'm not a huge fan. That's a straight banana right there. Up and down. It's a banana? Yeah there's no curves. I was like I don't know what that means but okay.

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Well you got a banana. A banana curves though. Ups and downs. Banana curves. Yeah you're hunching over or something like that. It's got a little bit of a curve but just like kind of flips. She's flat as a board. Exactly. Some bananas aren't really curvy I'm not gonna lie. Alright Brandon do you have an FMK for us? I do. Oh my god. Brandon came prepared. I did. You guys were telling me all about this or I've been listening about it all about this. I was like you know what let's do um let's do meals that I've taken in culinary school.

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Okay. That a lot of people probably are not familiar with. So fuck Mary-Kill. Ready? I'm nervous. Escargot which is snails. Well okay. Alright. I guess we have to let the people know. Or Sarah do you know what escargot is? Yes I've just never had it. Okay. I have it's really good. Sometimes. It's good fresh but in a can. Oh gross are we talking about in a can? Yeah in a can. Oh no. Escargot in a can. I've never had it from a can. Cooked snails in a can.

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Okay so I've had it both ways. You gotta be specific. I've had it both ways. I'm gonna tell you this right now. Fresh straight out of the shell. Fresh cargo. Yeah in butter in a pan with whatever they do with it. It's delicious. But in a can just not that great.

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Now like I said these are our flavors these are different things that I had are abnormal in culinary school. Chitlins. Which you know. Not a fan. Not a fan. Okay. Anyway we'll go with that one. And then Gator Tail.

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Oh hell yeah. Mary Gator Tail. Mary Gator Tail for sure. I agree. I concur. That is some good. Fuck chitlins and kill escargot. In a can. Ew. I don't know. Alright let's go with fresh. Chitlins are fried. Fresh. The fried chitlins. Well there's two different kinds. There's the ones that are boiled down and there's the deep fried ones. I want the deep fried ones. That's the ones I made was actually the deep fried ones and they're like hollowed out french fries. They're actually delicious. Yeah it's basically just fried. Yeah they're delicious. It's like nothing. You can't even taste it.

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I mean canned but not really. I've never had anything but Gator so I feel like I can't participate very well. Oh I love you well. Are you going to make us some? Will you make us some so that we can come back to this and you can see. What snails or chitlins? All of the above. All three so that we can come back and do the FMK. I'm trying to figure out if I can get my hands on all three of these. I can definitely get my hands on Gator Tail. Chitlins maybe snails I don't know. I'd have to probably go to a restaurant store. Also like where do you get canned escargot? Oh off a truck somewhere. You know. I don't know.

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Cool. Yeah. Anything else? So wait did you tell us what yours is? Oh I would definitely marry Gator Tail because it's phenomenal. I'd probably marry chitlins and I would kill snails in a can. Yeah. I guess I'm just going to concur and go with the same. Yeah you should. Yeah the Gator is going to be married. So okay cool. Alright any more F's, M's and K's? Nope not today. Not today?

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I didn't come prepared for any. Really? Yeah I don't know. So I can maybe like come up with one. So okay so let's do because I'm looking at my poster on the wall. You said girls I did food. I think we should do jam bands. Oh yeah jam bands. So we haven't done any music yet have we? Yeah this is going to be an interesting one. I got one 90's. So because I'm looking at my fish poster on the wall from my first fish show ever.

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So fish, Grateful Dead and Dave Matthews band. I'm really upset right now. Murder all of them? Brandon wants to murder everybody. I'm really upset right now. I've never heard of it. Why are you upset? Because you're going to put Dave Matthews in there before you're going to put widespread panic. That's a joke. Well I'm not a really big widespread panic fan so I didn't want to put them in there. You've got to be able to marry somebody. Well I'm killing fish because I don't know shit about them. Okay.

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I'm going to marry Dave Matthews. I knew it. See I figured you'd have an issue with the Dave and the Grateful Dead. No and I'm going to fuck the Grateful Dead. Okay same. For sure. Same. Actually no no no no no I'm sorry. I'm killing. I'm sorry. Back up. What am I thinking? Lord have mercy. Okay I'm marrying Dave. I'm fucking Dave and I'm killing everybody else. You're a cheater. Cheater cheater cheater.

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Well Brandon said I'm even more of a cheater because I'm killing them all. Murder all of them. Oh lord. Okay cool. Alright so today is Brandon's day. Since we have Brandon. Hey Brandon. Now I cheated. I kind of saw you guys. Oh my god. I am so mad. He's looking at her like a screen. I told you not to be a cheater cheater pumpkin eater. With our agenda and our questions to ask him. You know I love sweet potato pies so calm down.

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And he is looking peaking at it. He's a stop looking at it. If you don't stop right now. Well don't put it right there in peripheral vision. We told you not to look at it when we asked you to. Yeah there you go. Hey don't think of the color purple. I've never thought about it. I haven't thought about it. I don't know what you're thinking about. What color are you thinking about? Green. Uh huh. Purple. Black. No not purple. Black. Black. So uh. That's my southern girl right there. Today is

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all about Brandon day. 20 questions but I don't know if we have 20 or if we'll get through them all. Let's go Brandon and we're gonna go through all these questions and basically figure out if he is good enough for our Sarah. Oh gosh. Oh I am. Okay so starting out Brandon. What is your favorite food? We're trying to start with the easy ones so. Steak and eggs. Steak and eggs. Okay do you put hot sauce on it?

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Damn right. Okay and how do you do your eggs? Scrambled. How do you do it? What about your steak? Over medium. What do you. No over medium. Or medium. That's your eggs. What's all with scrambled? Not with steak. Fried eggs with steak. Okay but he. Tomato. This is not about you. This is about Brandon. Fair. Sorry. I mean thank you now I know how to make your steak and eggs. I'm confused now because I don't know which one you like because Sarah told you what you

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were supposed to like. No no she can go off of what she wants and then I just. I know but you want scrambled eggs. I want scrambled eggs. And you want. Medium steak. Medium steak. Okay so Sarah what do you want? What's your favorite steak? Steak and eggs not food. Medium rare steak. Preferably a ribeye. Always. And over medium eggs. Do you have a preference Brandon on your type of steak? I'm actually more partial towards like a sirloin. I do like

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a lean but also soft sirloin. Okay cool next question. And she's singing. That's not singing that's just drawing out my words. I love it. Okay do you drink coffee? Yeah. Yes you do. What type of coffee do you drink? Black coffee. Black coffee okay. Yeah. And no sugar or anything just straight up black. Yeah. I like that that's nice. What do you what about you Sarah's shaking her head like. She does a

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cold brew with lots of cream. I know it's like so I used to I don't put any like sugar or anything in my coffee but I do like if it's not black I want it like and I don't drink coffee but I want all it's like would you like a little coffee with your cream? Exactly same. Yeah. That's Sarah's coffee. I do do cold brew for the most part and but I did buy I didn't have a coffee maker and so I just did cold brew and I started doing it when I was living in Cleveland because

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I wasn't gonna buy a coffee maker for an apartment that I wasn't gonna like be in forever but I did buy a coffee maker and it got here today and it's beautiful. Oh my god I was gonna what. It's gorgeous. When you said that I was like gonna ask you if you had a coffee maker and then I was gonna get you a French press for Christmas or your birthday. Waste of money. Which is both coming up. A French press is a waste of money? Yeah. No it's not. It's really good for a cold brew. Exactly. But I mean like the way that she has her coffee pot for

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her cold brew is actually perfect. It's awesome. Okay so anyways okay so next all right what side of the bed do you sleep on? When you're facing the bed when you're at the foot of the bed and you're facing the bed. Yeah so like yes I want you to know when you're at your house. Oh okay. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Not when you go to Sarah's house and she is like this is my side of the bed and you sleep on that side. Well that's actually really funny because there's two completely different opposite sides. Right.

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So when I'm at my house facing the bed I'm on my right side. Did you know this? You knew this? Yeah. Okay and did y'all have an argument about which side to sleep on? Why do I sleep on that side? Because it's close to the bathroom. Okay so when I'm at your house what side do I sleep on? The not close to the bathroom side. Exactly. Well so of course because you sleep on the close to the bathroom side. Yes correct. But I get up and pee in the middle of the night you don't get up and pee. No I'm sleeping. Also but if you go to Sarah's bathroom in the middle of the night it's

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like red rum. No it broke. It broke. Did you pee on it or something? Yeah that's exactly what I did. You probably did. You probably did. No I don't know what's wrong with it. I may need to change the batteries but now the light is just on all the time and it flickers like you're at a race. Yeah that's the other one with blinks. That's cool. That's way better than red rum. But it's all the time. No it looks creepier when it's blinking out. It does look like red rum.

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So you would walk into Sarah's bathroom and she got this toilet bowl light and it turns on colors but it changes colors but it slow changes. It does slow change. But the first color is like this bright like blood red. I didn't know it changed color I just thought it was red. Me too. Well it's because you're never in there long enough I guess. I know. I don't know. And then you're sitting oh I sit on it you don't sit on it but I'm like sitting on it and every time I walk in there it looks like it's like boom red rum. Well I got that because I got really really paranoid about

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snakes in the toilet because Jessica had like two and then this summer I saw this lady who posted one like about their I mean it was like either a lake house like bathroom or like a hunting camp type situation but they had taken a picture of this snake in the toilet and I was like I can't with this anymore. I need to know if there's a snake in my toilet because I get up and pee a lot in the middle of the night. Yeah. There's not going to be a snake in your toilet. Listen Linda I will know because there's a light in there.

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It's a red light but you may not know because the light. I'm just going to buy a night light that is also motion censored and it's not going to be in the toilet. So what if you're in your bedroom and the light turns on because a snake door. Oh because a snake crawled in it though. I close the bathroom door. And you go in there. It would have to be the motion sensors on the outside of the toilet so it would have to crawl. But it has to crawl into the toilet to get in there duh. Doesn't come from the inside. You never know.

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It does not come from the bottom of the toilet. Are you serious? It's not possible. No we've had this conversation. This is a get up conversation. It's all the time and I just go like yeah babe whatever. So we got a crazy cotton mouth swimming up our toilet. It doesn't swim up. Alright. Love you. I'm going back to bed now. It has to come through your front door. No no no no no. It comes up the toilet. Yes. You know not the front door.

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Not the real wonder. Yeah it would take it. It would be really hard for it because every time you flush toilet it would be like and it's like oh no it's slid down and then like if you don't flush toilet maybe if you go out of town for a long time then it can climb up. There you go. I don't like either one of you right now. I'm not worried about actual spiders in my apartment because I found them but she's worried about a snake coming up the toilet. So going back to the what side of the bed do you sleep on. I have a question because I've had boyfriends who like when they first came to my place they would

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like they like had the balls to go sleep to just go get in the bed on my side of the bed and I'm like oh no no no no. Hold on hold on. Let's back up. Let's back up. Emily what side of the bed do you sleep on. I sleep on whichever side is close to the toilet. Well depends on like right now I sleep on if you're facing the bed it's closest to the toilet but I didn't always sleep on the side that was close to the toilet. You sleep on the left side. I sleep on the left side.

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Well yes. If you're at the front of the bed. Did you seriously just do the L with your fingers? Did you seriously just do that? I did it's because I've been drinking. My mom tells people that I don't know my right from my left. You know it's really funny. Well it sounds like Karen is correct because you just had to do the L. No I did the same thing. I did the same thing. Sometimes I forget and then I look to the L's and I'm like which one's the L. I think it might be a little bit dyslexic or whatever backwards letters I'm just kidding it's just a joke but not really.

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Oh god I swear I'm not that dumb. Okay but does it bother you that you are sleeping on the side that you don't want to sleep on? No because there's a you know there's a there's a give so she's closer to the bathroom and I get the dog. You both get the dog. Jolie favors my side hard. Well yeah because she's always on that side. Yeah that's the side she sleeps on. But it's okay.

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Yes but you'll get a bigger bed soon so she'll be all over the place in that thing. Yeah she'll be right in the middle like she is. Yeah so anyways all right moving on. Can you change a tire? Yeah. Okay so walk me through it. Change a tire? No! Yes I want to make sure that you know. I can change a tire. Are you sure? Yeah. On a bike or a vehicle? Both. Okay. What is your spirit animal? Yeah what's your spirit animal? This is a hard

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one. I always feel like I don't tell the right one. You don't tell the right one? Yeah because I'm always like trying to figure it out but I don't really know what it is. Yeah I think I think my closest thing would be probably a bear. That's always been the go-to. Well that's what Mason would call you.

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We're gonna have to put a picture of you on like the Instagram or something. Thanks Mason.

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But I mean like I mean I got tattoos of bears by being my family. My nickname and my family is bear. So yeah. Oh the bear bear. That's hilarious. So is Jerry's. Jerry bear. Jerry bear. I can see that. All right cool so you have a bear. It's your spirit animal. Yeah. Sarah what's yours? I don't know. River otter. Okay so let's go back to this. What do you think if you if he didn't tell you the bear what would you say his spirit

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animal is and what would you Brandon think Sarah's spirit animal is? River otter. No.

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Something I think your spirit animal is like Cricket's anxiety. No. And like get pissed at everybody being annoying. Cricket's my dog. I don't know I feel like I would probably have picked either a bear or a wolf. I'd go with rabbit with yours. Why rabbit?

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Because she's very cute and cuddly and you know. He doesn't really know me yet.

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He's just trying to be nice. Really? Okay. He's trying to get you got some point. Octopus. How about that huh? No. Yeah I didn't think so. So we're gonna go with rabbit now. Like Ursula?

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That is kind of fitting. She was hot. Okay so why do you think he would be a what do you say he was a wolf or a bear? Yeah. Why do you think that? Because he's protective. Okay. I'll go with that. Does he howl at the moon? No. Not with her yet.

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Not with her yet? No. Okay. I'm gonna go with I one of two things I would call my own spirit animal is either an owl or like a wild Mustang. A horse? Why okay so why did you pick those two? I'm curious.

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An owl because I think I'm more of a night owl than I would like to admit. Yeah. A little nocturnal life. But I thought owls were like wise and old and you're not you're young. I mean I feel like sometimes I'm an old soul and a wild Mustang because I'm a nut. Okay. Yeah. I like the wild Mustang one. Thanks. I feel like your hair looks like a wild Mustang too. That mane is hot.

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So okay so I never know I can tell you what I want mine to be but before I tell you I want you to tell me what you think mine might be. I think that yours is a golden retriever. Why? Because I make everybody happy. And you have ADD AF.

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Do I don't? Oh my god. Do I really? I think I do pretty good at keeping it together though for as much as bad as it is. Oh a hundred percent but there are times that like it's bad and it's like. And then I realize it. I'll be like oh my god I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it doesn't last very long. Yeah but it does. I mean it's a constant struggle like an everyday thing that I have to struggle with.

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Unfortunately. But I have a lot of little tactics that I try to use to like I like lists. Yeah. Gets me through everything. Same. But I would okay so I'm going to tell you what I would want mine to be. Oh snap. Oh Brennan turn off all your ringtones and messages. Turn them off. Put your phone on silent. I never said that to you. But I did. I do normally say that. I don't know. Sorry my bad.

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That was my phone. Anyways. Okay. So I want I would want mine to be. Actually I don't know. I don't I need to do more research in this but I really like ducks and because they are land water and sky. Number one. Number two. They are like always like really pretty on the water and they're peddling really hard underneath to get stuff done.

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But sometimes I'm not really like that. I wish that I could be that way. But I do like the land sky and water. I like that they are like multi and isn't that cool. I don't know. I like that. And they're cute. And also they they are like they have like a hundred kids which I don't really want to have. Okay. Thanks for clearing that.

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And you know so when we go to the beach we want they have all these ducks that mate and then they'll have like 15 children and they're also cute and they they the mom and dad stay together and then they float around with other babies and that's so cute. It's like the cutest thing.

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Do ducks mate for life like geese do? I think so but I'm not 100 percent on that. So don't quote me. But I think they do because I can tell that they are like they stay together and even when the kids he's getting he's pulling it up. But even when the kids grow up.

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That's actually a really good question because I'm like do that because I know geese do. Yeah I think they do. I'm pretty sure. There's somebody listening to us right now. They're going like yeah they do. They do. They totally do. Don't Google it. I already know.

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I'm screaming in the radio. I know all about this. But find a good website for it. Not like some stupid thing. You mean like Rock Ranger Planet whatever that is. Ranger Planet. That's what it said. First thing that popped up. Ranger Planet. I'm like I don't even try. Ducks Unlimited. Here we go. Yeah there you go. That's not. Absolutely. Isn't that like where you buy clothing? Yep. Isn't that where you get your dockers? No that's dockers is where you get your dockers. Whatever.

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Ducks do not form long term pair bonds. Baloney. That was on Ducks Unlimited. Mallard Ducks. The green ones. Look at the species. Oh and they're so pretty. Yeah. Don't you think that I should be a duck? For Halloween next year. You know what that's what you want to be a duck for. We should be our spirit animals for Halloween next year. I love that. Oh my god why don't we just do a party and have a spirit animal party. I'll be a wolf bear. But also is my spirit animal a duck? I don't know. We should have it at my new apartment. I want it to be. Do you want to go in the spirit animal party?

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Spirit animal finding adventure? Like you want to do half a seance or something like that? We can get it done. We'll do it. Okay yes. We'll do it. You have like sages upstairs right? Yeah I do and I have that other stuff that's like the wood stuff. I forgot what it's called. Let's go for it. It's called something cool. We'll paint a circle. My mom saw the sage. She was here the other day and she said what's that? And I'm like mom I've had this since I moved into this place over a year ago. And she's like oh what's that? Do you use that? Do you use that every time I leave? I was like yes I do. I'm glad you told her you

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used that. She was like oh I knew it. Karen. Alright so but I mean yeah spirit animal thing is cool. Like I really do want to know what my spirit animal is. Do you think I could be a duck? Yeah. Are you sure? If you're a duck I'm a duck. I'll be a duck. They're birds. Yeah. Okay so next thing. Let's move this right along. Alright so describe your perfect date. Walk on

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the beach once. With Sarah? Yeah. I swear I thought you were going to do like the Miss Congeniality. Long walk on the beach. Yeah. Oh what is it April 26th or something. It's not too hot. It's not too cold. I think any first date sit down face to face. Coffee meal. I mean we had burgers or something like that.

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I thought he wasn't going to show up. Yeah that's yeah. Because he was late. Yeah. I was late but I mean she still goes like ah she thought I wasn't going to show up. I was like no I told you I was going to show up. I mean granted I went the wrong direction. I had a backup plan in place. Who? Lisa? Yeah. I know that. I don't know. 10 minutes later he showed up and I was like he's here I'm good bye. Toodles. Bye Lisa. No need for you. So you don't really have a perfect date except for the one that you went on to Sarah with.

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But like if you were to take Sarah on a date now like what would be your perfect like relaxing day for like a day date? A day date? Like for you like what would you like to do? Well I mean. That makes you happy. Essentially what do you like to do on a date? Get his picture made with Santa Claus. No. No. No like you know what I mean. If I could do one thing I would go kayaking. What stage of date is it? I mean like our first. I liked our first date because it was a sit down face to face and it was like what stage of date is it?

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We got to sit down and like talk and get to know each other. I mean I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go kayaking with somebody on the first date. No. But I would love to go kayaking and so that to me is like. Would you like to possibly die? Let's go kayaking. No. No. We go kayaking on like easy easy lazy rivers basically. Not rain water rafting. I was thinking the deliverance. Sorry. Yeah we're not. We're not like trying to get a while. We don't wear helmets. We just we take beer and we or whatever whatever in charcuterie.

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Charcuterie boards. No my mom's. Charcuterie boards. Charcuterie boards. Charcuterie boards. Something. A cooter mints. A cooter mints. A cooter mints. Lunch meat and cheese. Oh my god. We bring whatever a cooter mints. A cooter mints. What is a cooter mints? I've never heard of that. Is that like Pokemon? No. Y'all listen my brother lives across the street from a park in Decatur Alabama. Uh huh.

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And people are still playing Pokemon Go there I think. So my dad and I went over there to go to his house to pick something up because he's moving. He's selling his house. And I walk outside and my dad's like oh my god are people still playing that game? And I was like what? And he was like with that thing with their cell phones. There's still there's like a bunch of adults walking around with their cell phones doing the Pokemon Go thing. Pokemon Go. Yeah. So weird. I did that for about 10 minutes and then I ran out of balls. I was like I'm done. Balls? Like your balls? Or like balls for Pokemon balls? Yes. I put my balls.

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On my phone. And I was like let's go Pikachu I'm gonna get you. Gotta catch them all. Pikachu. One done at a time. You're stupid. Oh my god. Okay so dates aside what is like your favorite thing to do like on a regular day? A day that is perfect for whatever you like to do. You know it doesn't have to be a certain time of the year. It can be anytime. I'm kind of a home buddy so I mean like I like getting up and getting all my stuff done and then doing whatever I need to do.

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What kind of stuff do you get done? Work. I get up and go to work and then I go to the gym. Oh but like if you're not going to work. Like this is like on a day off day. Like a Saturday. Not a Saturday just kidding. Okay let's say a lazy Sunday. Yes. Honestly just get up make breakfast pot of coffee and then just chill on the couch with my girl. I like that. Sounds nice. I mean so what was the show we started this week? Wednesday? Yeah. We started watching Wednesday. Is that a TV show or a movie? It's on Netflix. I know I thought it was a movie for some reason. Uh uh. I think too.

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Yeah. I think we watched the first episode. Listen we didn't even finish the first episode. He fell asleep. Yeah I did. He does fall asleep early. Well that's because he has to get up early so we will give you a pass. Thanks. Really really early. Let's keep him rolling. Okay so anyways I just I wanted to talk about like perfect dates. I wanted to see if you could tell me what yours is. Um I'm gonna go with my perfect date is not in Birmingham. My perfect date would be in Cleveland because I did one

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of my like most favorite things that I ever did when I was there was go to Westside Market and they have like a bunch of produce stuff and it's an old like I think a train station. Um but they have different like counters set up like even like cooler counters or whatever but they have pierogies and cheese and meats and fish and all all different kind of stuff. Pastries whatever. But they're just at these you know different little vendor spots or whatever.

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But that was like one of my favorite things that I did in Cleveland and that to me would be a perfect date. That's so cool. What would you what did you buy when you were there? Um I bought Christmas Ale bacon which Great Lakes Brewing Company is up there and it's literally right across the street. What do they just like soak their bacon in Great Lakes Christmas Ale? In beer? Yes. Okay. And it's delicious. I also got some pierogies not a huge fan but my favorite Cleveland is heavily populated with

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Catholics and Polish people. My favorite thing that I had there not from Westside Market but when I was in Cleveland was chicken paprikash. Paprikash. Yeah it's a Polish dish. It's like paprika chicken and this grocery store that wasn't far from where my office was it's called Heinen's and they used to have a soup of the day you know soups of the day or whatever and I would get on that website every single day and I would go every time they had chicken paprikash soup because it was delicious.

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Well will you find the recipe and will you make some for us for next week? I've looked for a recipe I'll ask my people in Cleveland and see if anybody has like a really good one but I think it's a little complicated order so I'll have to work on it. It may take me more than one time to make something good. Okay cool. Alright so I got another question for you. Are you a Democrat or a Republican? I'm going off script here. Mm-hmm. Or do you vote a certain way when do you vote number one number two? I've never voted.

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What? I've never voted. You're gonna be 40 years old. Never voted. You need to be a registered voter. He's lying. I am a registered voter. Well you need to vote. Are you lying? It's so important. I feel like he likes to mess with people a lot. I do but I'm shook right now. I've never voted. Ever. Ever. And the reason is is because every single time that there's been an election I've always been told my dad was military so I've always been told that you know every vote counts and if my vote counts shouldn't my

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vote count to the person that I think should be president and there's only been one time in my entire life that I always thought that I've ever thought that somebody should have been president and that was Al Gore. Everything he talked about as far as... How old are you? I'm 39. I do not remember when Al Gore...like I couldn't vote back then. I was 17 years old when Al Gore was running for president. Was this like in a Bush election? Yeah I could not vote then and I did not know...I don't even know what year that was. I think it was

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Al Gore and Bush Jr. W? Bush W? Yeah see...and I honestly thought that everything that Al Gore was talking about as far as environmental safety and everything that he was talking about I was 100% for. I was down with it. If I could have voted I would have voted. But since then I've never voted because I have yet to find a president where I go if my vote counts then I want to vote for this guy or this person whoever that may be. Well I...and I just...I think that...I understand why you're saying that.

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I understand what you're saying. However you're also missing...there are preliminary elections. That's what I was going to say. You're also missing a huge chunk of local elections and you're missing a huge chunk of...

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Ma! Yeah? Karen we can't talk we're recording! You can't fuck for what? Turned down for what? You can't fuck for what?

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Oh my god. Karen! We're gonna have you on...she really does talk like that. As a...recording. What are you doing? I want you to call me when you get done I need to tell you something. Oh shit! What? What's it about? Tell me. No! Sarah and Brandon are here. Brandon is Sarah's boyfriend. Sarah got a boyfriend by the way. You're on speaker chrome. Oh good I'm glad. Hi Brandon. Brandon? Brandon.

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Um so what were you gonna tell me? No. Call me when you get done. What's it about? It's nothing...it's nothing crucial but I just wanted to ask you something about it. Why don't you call me when you get done?

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She got new fitflops in the mail and she wants to know if they're cute. No it's probably about somebody's post on Facebook. Karen and I can be friends on Facebook. She doesn't have Facebook but my dad does. Oh my mom gets on my...my dad...my mom uses my dad's Facebook.

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My mom uses my stepdad's Facebook. And she gets on there. I have not been on there in months. But listen she used to get on there on the HOA for the beach because people are a bunch of crazy people and she would like troll them on my dad's account and everybody would like see my dad and be like that's the guy that trolls us.

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Oh my god. I'm friending Dan on Facebook. Tell him to be my friend. Hey Sarah's befriending dad on Facebook. You need to be his friend. Who? Sarah Wright is her name. Oh dad will be her friend. Yeah he'll be your friend. He'll probably be like followers.

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Facebook is for that and I haven't been on there because I don't want to know. All the stuff. But anyway I don't care about...no it is nothing about Facebook. It's something...huh? It's none of your business. Call me when you get done. It's none of your business but I want to tell you all about it.

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This is still recording. I would pause it but it's just easier to delete it. Yeah. We might want to...

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I'm missing some local elections and local laws even like when they decided a couple years ago to be able to buy alcohol in Shelby County at noon on Sunday. So are you going to vote next time that there's an election? You...okay. A presidential or a local? No. All of the above. It depends on whether I feel like my count counts. Listen. No you listen. My count counts? I'm telling you what it is.

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My vote counts and I want to make sure that I put my vote towards the best possibility of what I think is right. But on every ballot it's not just about the president. It's about other things too. A lot of the times I don't know what those are. We went on our very first date on election day this year. We did. I remember that because you wore your sticker.

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I did not wear my sticker at a dinner. I wore a completely different outfit. You did? Yeah. I probably sang you a picture but I had to change the time. Maybe that's what it was. I had to change the time on our date because I'm still registered to vote out by my parents house but it's my preference because there's like 300 people that vote out there. So there's never a line. It's never a situation. And so I prefer to vote out there. And I was like can we change the time of this because I don't know what time I'm going to get done with work but I need to go vote and then like take a shower and get out of here.

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And then like take a shower and get ready and all that jazz. And he was like yes do your civic duty. I did. Yeah. But you didn't do yours. I was working. Look not everybody votes all the time. I know. I know. I'm just trying to be an advocate for voting always. Right. So and I like that. So we should talk about why and like tell the people. Because it's it matter. You want to think that your vote you know you're saying what you're saying. And this is what I'm hearing is that

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you feel as if your vote does not truly matter. So you're not going to vote. No. That's not what I'm saying at all. OK. What I'm saying is if my vote counts and I want to make sure I put my vote towards what I believe is 100 percent of what I think is right. And he doesn't he has not had any candidates that he thought were. And if a local which I honestly sadly I'll go ahead and admit to this I don't know what's going on locally but presidentially I just go like I don't think they're the best fit for our

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our country. And I just didn't go vote. Now there's been times in the past. State of Florida because that's where I was living. But I really wish I went out and voted. And even though it didn't even come close to winning. I wish I had in the state of Florida. There was a vote one time in the county that I was living in. It was called the one penny tax. Every sales tax was going to get taxed one penny. Now later on it actually ended up working out.

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So everybody voted no for the one penny tax on a sales except for you. Just kidding. Yeah exactly because I didn't go vote. So it turns out that OK so now all this one penny tax was supposed to go towards school education supplies so on and so forth.

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And that didn't work out at all because everybody voted no. So what actually ended up happening that happening is. So lottery tickets went from one dollar to two dollars. So now if you want to buy a lottery ticket cost you two dollars. Good. Yep. That one dollar goes to the education of children. That's also better. It actually ended up working out. Yeah. But what was funny about it was they end up shutting down school systems and having people having kids go to different schools because of this one penny tax. Well if the people

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in Alabama would stop being so dumb and let us get the lottery then things like that could happen and we wouldn't have to be taxed so much. Just saying. Well I wish they would. And we could have more schools. And you do the two dollar tax where one goes towards the lottery and the other one the dollar goes towards education. I think it's a great idea. I agree with you because and I don't know what it's like in Tennessee but I know Georgia is one of the states where their lottery you know pays for a lot of in-state tuition. It does. And we

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have multiple state universities here that could benefit from that. Right. It's a big deal. Yeah. I will make a vote next time though. All right. And I said a comment that I agree with you that I also don't think that people that are ill informed or uninformed should be voting. I don't think you should just go out and vote because oh it's cool to go vote. And people told me Michelle Obama wore a vote necklace so I should go get one too and I should vote and get

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a vote sticker so it's cool. No you should you shouldn't vote. You should make yourself informed and then vote. If you are not informed I don't believe that you should vote. I agree. That is a wasted vote. And it is it's not good. And if you're just if you're just vote also I don't agree that people should just vote straight. I don't think that there should be check marks that say you should you're allowed to vote straight Republican or you're allowed to vote straight Democrat. I think that's crap. I think that I agree. People aren't

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reading the stuff they're just like oh this is what my parents told me to do because I was born a Republican and I should be a Republican and let me just check this box. I'm lazy or I'm a Democrat and I should be a Democrat. Let me check this box. I'm lazy like that. I legit think that my parents my parents are very Republican. I will say that. And they have legit told me sometimes like one time my mom was like or it might have been my dad. I don't know who they were like you just need to revoke Republican.

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Because we told you so. And I said excuse me. You do realize that because you said that I'm going to do the complete opposite. But you do realize that you are creating a Democrat as you speak. Like what are you doing. My dad did the same thing. Yeah.

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There was an election and he was like you got to go vote so that way this happens and all this other stuff. And I you know he was like you vote today. I was like yeah I did. And he was like who do you vote for. I voted this. And he was like you did. He was mad at me for a whole month. And I did. I don't ever listen to the podcast because now he'll find out you never.

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Josh doesn't listen to this. He doesn't even know how to turn on his phone. I don't tell my parents who I vote for. And I don't think that they they should know who I vote for. It's either private matter. I ended up never voting at the same time so it was a laugh. I agree with that. And I was raised that way by my parents. Right. Because when we were kids and you know we knew that they went to go vote or whatever. They just talked about you know it's a private thing and we don't talk about it. And I think part of it was probably because my dad is a Republican.

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And I don't know what my mom is registered as but it very well could be Democrat. I don't know. But I think that they do see things a little bit differently and vote differently. And so they have always instilled in us that that is a private thing. You don't have to answer somebody when they tell you that. Right.

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OK. So next question for Brandon. Do you go to church. I would love a relationship with church. OK. So explain that.

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I grew up Southern Baptist and as much as I love going to church it's the people of church that I don't like. What's wrong with the people. Well it's the quick judgment like oh or are all of them like that. Well I mean Southern Baptist of what I grew up in or the churches that I went to was a lot like that.

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Or the church going like oh if you're not part of our church then you're going to go to hell. Who are you to tell me what I'm going to go and where I'm going to do or where I'm going to go and what I'm going to do. Excuse me. So I love going to church because I like the stories. I like the history of it because there's a lot of history to it.

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OK. And I enjoy it. But I mean like the ridicule and the judgment of it. I don't care for it. Have you been to any other churches other than Southern Baptist. I have. I actually do like non denominational. I really haven't tried any here in Birmingham but I mean I do like those. Cool. I'm not. I'm no judgment here. I'm not telling you whether or not you should go or not go. I'm just curious whether or not you do. I've been to a lot of different churches. Me too. Yeah. What Sarah what about you. What do you think.

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I feel quite similarly. I believe for sure. But I think I have a big issue with people that go just to go and show their face on Sunday and act like they have done something wonderful by showing up at church.

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And that they think that like because they have showed up at church and maybe tithed whatever that they are forgiven for all of you know their sins judgments you know whatever and that sort of thing. And I experienced that kind of firsthand with a roommate that I had who was definitely

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definitely having sinful relationships with a lot of different people and would go to church on Sunday and kind of just act like that should forgive every bad decision that she made that week.

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Are you talking about premarital sex. I am talking about premarital sex.

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Have you ever been to jail or hold on excuse me. Have you ever been to jail arrested or have you ever been in trouble with the law.

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I got put in the back of a police car once and that was about it.

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What did you do. I was a bouncer at a bar in Novi Michigan and Michigan. What were you in Michigan for. My mom's side of the family is from Michigan. So after high school I went to go with my mom for a little bit. I was working two jobs on my weekend job was I was a bouncer.

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Some trouble happened. I handled it and it ended up in the wrong way apparently. No you know in a bouncer way and it ended up in the bouncer way that ended up into the front of the bar in the parking lot and I had to be apprehended and placed into the back of a police car until finally they go oh you're good and they let me go.

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That's awesome. I didn't know that a bouncer could get arrested.

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Well and I was like twice the guy's size. So you know.

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So and that also explains why you don't have a super southern accent too. So none of us. I mean I probably have the worst southern accent I think out of all of us. Well what do you think. Do you think mine's worse than ours. Is it worse as in it's not there. Like no it's more of a southern accent. No she has a more southern accent. Really. Yeah. Interesting. She'd be twanging. You'd be twanging. Oh girl you'd be twanging.

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Oh girl you'd be twanging because you. Well I don't know your dad does have a very southern accent and Connie they have southern accents. Yeah. I heard them on the phone. Yeah. Old chuck. And my parents don't. None of my family has a southern accent except for me really. You're just talking about you keep calling them the old chuck and I keep thinking about how awesome that's like a great pub that I want to go to. I want to get some scotch eggs and. You literally never said that. That sounds like somebody threw up. I've said that so many times. I thought he said old chuck. No Charles. Charles. Old chuck. The old chuck.

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Hey, we should go down to the old Chuck after this and see if we can get some Chuck house steak

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Yeah, Chuck house steak with some Scotch eggs

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Yeah, I heard it I heard it speak of British, but they don't know how that worked save that for later boo. All right, so

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So he's never been to jail, but have you been in jail? No, okay me either

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Have you been in trouble with law or arrested or any put in the back of the police?

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I have been in trouble with the law as far as being at a party and

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Bum bum bum being told

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You better go home or you're gonna get in trouble by the cops

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God no like from a cop a police officer that wasn't like trying to get you in trouble god

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No, I mean I one time I we had a ride home from somewhere

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This was when I was still I was probably in college. I think I think I was home from college or something

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But we were over at a friend's house

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having some cocktails and I

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We got we had a DD and went home and

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My parents were at the casino

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and my mom and Mitch they were at the casino and I

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Was trying to get my friend inside and she needed

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Walking assistance she locked the doors in our friend Rob's car and it was running and

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So I had this cop's number on my phone and I called him. I was like, hey, can you come?

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Lock the keys out of the car. I was like so and so, you know brought us home or whatever

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But Kate locked the keys in the car. Like can you help us out? He was like, I'm not supposed to do that anymore

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I'm like, can you please just like come do this?

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like it's in my parents driveway running and he came and unlocked the door and

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Jerry is a little rat Jerry is her sister. Yes, and she

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Told my parents who she was like, why are the cops in the driveway?

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Because they were unlocked. I wasn't in trouble. I was not in trouble

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We're unlocking them out of a car for our DD. Okay moving on

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Are you gonna do these or you want me to do this? You can do the next we want to hear

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Your side of the story about how you how you and Sarah started dating

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And Sarah don't try to butt in on this. I'm not she's gonna be like you don't give it up no eyeballs

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I should I want her for this like I legit like tie her hands behind her back and blow her

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As long as she can't see me talking that'd be fine, right?

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As long as you can't see her while you're talking is what I feel. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah

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Yeah, cuz she'll be like, oh you're worried about her. Yeah

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I was like you're worried about her. Give me the eye. Yeah, we met on a swiping app. I swear which one

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bumble

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Mobile question mark. It wasn't tinder. I know that should we go back and check? No

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No, it probably was bumble then because I was only on tinder or bumble. Okay, then it's bumble. Yeah

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We didn't meet at the rain once I just don't like it when you do like don't like take the initiative

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I don't like bumble not a bumble or

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Okay. Sorry keep going you bet on this talk on and off for probably about a year

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But the way things were going with my job

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I didn't know if I was moving from Florida and then it turned out to be

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Not Florida then it was probably gonna be to Atlanta and then that ended up not happening that at all and I ended up getting

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Promoted to locally for my job and I was like cool

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So I think it was about a week. I knew that I was gonna be staying in town

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I actually that messenger messaging messaging you on

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The weekend or something like that. So on my back porch

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I was a smoking cigar and I messaged her and we're sitting there talking and then she was like, how are things going?

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I was like, oh I got promoted and she's like, where you going? I go. Well funny thing is I'm not going anywhere

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I'm going to call, you know, I'm going local and she was like, oh, that's awesome

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So I was kind of building up the nerve to finally ask her and she just goes like so when we getting together perfect

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She's already down

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I didn't have to do much work here at all. Let's go

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Hold on a second. I'm gonna back up a little bit

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So during the year that you guys had talked or whatever had you dated anybody else like gonna dates or anything?

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I went on a couple of dates that really were they didn't go well. Let's just put it that way

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Okay, you didn't date like seriously anybody now and you didn't so you just went on a couple dates

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But why didn't you go on one of those dates with Sarah?

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Cuz it was one of those situations where I knew if I met her I was already I was already liking her a lot just through

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our conversations or

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I don't know how she wants a week once a month

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And then I was like if I so ugly and like the worst person ever

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So, um, I knew if I want on a date with her I was like this is gonna be a thing

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I was like I just knew I was gonna end up dating her somehow

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Not a bad thing, but I just like so I went on some dates that may happen may not happen

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And they just end up not happening. All right, tell us all those girls first and last name

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No, so I interrupted you

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But you were talking about like Sarah like oh, yeah, I was just talking we were so finally

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She just goes like would you want to get together sometime? I was like, absolutely. I was like, let me

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Figure out what's going on with my job first cuz at the time like I was transitioning from one role to another and

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From one building to another so I was like when I have an idea of what's going on

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We should definitely get together and she goes done and we did couple

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I'm so excited about that because do you know of this about Sarah that she is like

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She will talk to you all day long, but she's not gonna go on a date with you

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She's she's just like not shown up for dates or been like it's like 10 minutes from a date and she's like I can't come

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No, that's unfair. I

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Agree with you that I will I will decide not to go on a date after I've said yes. I

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Have done that like a handful of times, but it's not 10 minutes before the date. Well, it's like two hours or an hour

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How how what's the okay? So wait, maybe same day, but it's not hours before like it's well in advance

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Well, that's nice. See if I say yes, I'm gonna be there even if I don't want to go

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I mean I did start doing that like I made myself the last like couple of dates that I went on before I went on

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A date with him like I made myself show up and commit to whatever it was

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Because I knew that that was something that I needed to get over in my life

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like if I don't go on a date, nobody's gonna show up at my door and

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Just like be there. I had to go

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I had to show up even though like most the time I didn't even want to

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But I needed to do that. And so I did I did that. Yeah dates suck

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But like also if you say yes and you always go when you say yes

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That helps you say no if you don't really want to do it. No, I mean, I was me at least I don't yeah

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I mean, I don't really think that that's the same for me. I don't know that I I think what do you like upfront?

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Like say yes, you want to do it and you get excited and then like when it comes time to do it

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You're like, I don't know

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I think it depends on like the amount of time between like when a date is agreed upon and then like it happens or

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Like anything happening in life at that point

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But sometimes I've said yes to things and then like throughout conversation like just texting or whatever

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Like something comes up and I'm not feeling it. And so I just am like come up with an excuse

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I don't want to waste anybody's time and I don't waste my own time

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that is one thing that I've learned over the last handful of years that time is precious and I

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am not willing to

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Give my time to somebody if I'm not interested anymore and it that may mean like breaking a date

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I feel you but like the last handful of dates I did try to keep the commitment that I made

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So then after you guys did that where'd you go for your date?

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Our first date we went to walk-ons. It's called walk-ons and it's in like, Alabama. So what do they have?

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There is like a burger. It's like I've never been there. I'm assuming it's like a

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Yeah, it's a sports bar. They have a ton of TVs

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I would say that was literally the only thing that I wanted to like

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Because it's literally she can walk there

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Yeah, she can walk on well, that was the part I didn't understand

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I didn't get until we got to the first thing I was like, yeah, I live across the street and I was just like

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Oh, I'm so glad you can just drive across the street together

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That's so good that you said that because it's the truth but I'm the same way I'd be like no

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Let's go over here to like village

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An alternative we were supposed to be that black market

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But I had to go take Jolene to my parents and vote and I needed to come home and take a shower

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And I knew it would take me a minute to get down to 82

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So I did ask if the location could be changed. He went the extra mile and mile and that's like

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I went through look I went through three miles and 20 minutes in traffic. Okay, the traffic sucks

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I'm doing this only one way to get there. Like yeah the worst. Yeah

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Whatever it happened. We went there. I'm meh meh meh don't want to go back

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To walk on I want to go well, you're saying about the distance or what?

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It's like it wasn't about the date. That's for sure. No what I'm saying is it everything happened

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So I'm not upset about it at all. I'm not upset about the extra mileage

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I'm not upset about the extra time that it's been in traffic

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I'm not upset the fact that I went the exact opposite way of where I needed to go in the first fucking place

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I don't think he's upset. I don't think he's upset either

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So it what happened what ended up happening was I showed up ten minutes late

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It was 20 minutes in traffic and all Sarah did she got there like 15 minutes early because she just she was on the phone

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With me like five minutes before I was like don't you need to go? She's like, nah, it's just right across the street

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Okay, yeah, so

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We ended up having a first date. It was great. What did you wear Sarah?

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You told me and I forgot but hold on don't tell me black with white shoes a black dress. I had a jean jacket

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Yeah, it was a

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jean shirt

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Yes, but with it tied up. Yeah. Yep. And what did you wear? I wore my dickies jacket cuz I'm professional

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What's a dickies jacket? It's a brand. I know what the brand is. What color is it? Like it was gray

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I don't remember the shirt, but I remember I work professional. Is that like a professional? You wore a button-down

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I wore a button-down think it was blue

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It was blue. I wore my blue plaid shirt with gray pants

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Yeah, shoes I bought for the day cuz I wanted to look like new shoes. Yeah, I want to look classy as fuck

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What kind of shoes were they? Brown

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Yeah, okay you bought your shoes for your date and now you're using them as your work shoes

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Yeah, you feel like meet on and stuff. Yeah. Yeah

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Yeah, I it was one of those like oh, these are cool and then I wore them and then I was like

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Well, these are kind of garbage shoes. I was just wearing for work nice

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Well, that's that's cool. I like that story

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Well, that's all the time that we have for today, thank you so much Brandon for coming in and answering all the hard questions

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I don't know why it's so good