1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,800 Oh my God. 2 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:11,200 I got back on Tinder. 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,200 I said, what? 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,680 I matched with this guy and he's really kind of cute. 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:15,680 We matched immediately. 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,680 I'm so excited. 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:17,680 What do I say? 8 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,680 What do I say? 9 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:19,680 What do I say? 10 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:20,680 What do I say? 11 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:21,680 Fuck, Mary Kill. 12 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,680 Oh my God. 13 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,680 Dot, dot, dot. 14 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:24,680 Really? 15 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,680 Salsa queso guac 16 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:26,680 No. 17 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:34,640 Come on, that's a great opener. 18 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,640 That is very good. 19 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,600 If they don't know what it is. 20 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,240 Where did you get that from? 21 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,240 That's so good. 22 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,720 I made it up. 23 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:43,720 No, you didn't. 24 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:44,720 I swear to God. 25 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,200 This is so good. 26 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,160 But like we can't be using the same opening line. 27 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:51,160 Why? 28 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,600 I mean, it's actually kind of funny if we did. 29 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:58,680 What if we match with the same person and we're both like, fuck, Mary Kill, salsa queso, 30 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,680 guac. 31 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,960 And they're like, have I already talked to you before? 32 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,760 Because we kind of look similar maybe? 33 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,920 Like I don't know. 34 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,720 I don't know what's up with that. 35 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,720 Yeah. 36 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:17,280 But also you got to think about this. 37 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,600 Like it's a really easy way to weed people out because like if they don't know what it 38 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,720 is, then like fuck them. 39 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:30,720 They don't want to like hang with you and your, you know, sense of humor. 40 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:41,560 And if they do and they don't like match up good with your vibe, because like I'm marrying 41 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,560 queso. 42 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,560 Oh no. 43 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,560 I don't know. 44 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:45,560 I'm fucking salsa. 45 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:51,360 I'm marrying queso and I'm killing guac. 46 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,360 Okay. 47 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,080 So no, you made some really bad ass guac tonight. 48 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,080 I am. 49 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,080 But I'm killing it. 50 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:59,240 I'm fucking queso because queso is really bad for you. 51 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,560 It's really, really bad for you. 52 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:09,960 I am marrying guac because that that stuff has some, some nutrients and I am killing 53 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:15,280 salsa because honestly, I should probably marry salsa, but I'm killing. 54 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:19,480 I should kill queso, but I love it so much that I have to fuck it. 55 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,480 Oh my God. 56 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 I'm dead. 57 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,480 Right? 58 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,480 Who cares about salsa? 59 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,480 Okay. 60 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:33,720 So y'all weigh in and tell us like how you feel, but also let's keep this trend going 61 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:40,920 and we'll do a fuck marry kill on some other folks. 62 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,400 So I'm going to do folks are like things. 63 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,880 No, no, like we're going to do actors. 64 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:46,880 Okay. 65 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:47,880 Okay. 66 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,880 Okay. 67 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,880 All right. 68 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:54,760 So I'm going to do Paul Rudd, Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Reynolds. 69 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,680 Oh, Mary Ryan Reynolds. 70 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,680 One hundred percent. 71 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:04,920 Actually, I want to fuck him too. 72 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,200 Don't marry to him. 73 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,200 You can fuck him. 74 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,200 Right? 75 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,200 So marry him. 76 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,440 And who was the other Matthew McConaughey and Paul Rudd. 77 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,440 Okay. 78 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,360 So I'm going to I like Paul Rudd, but I'm going to kill him. 79 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,360 No, you know what? 80 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,360 I'm killing Matthew McConaughey. 81 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,360 I don't know. 82 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,360 It's so hard. 83 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,360 I'm killing Matthew. 84 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:25,760 That was a very difficult one to come out of the gateway. 85 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,760 Yeah, but okay. 86 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,400 So Paul Rudd, I'm going to kill because he has that new show. 87 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,400 It's not really new. 88 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,400 I forgot what it is. 89 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:36,240 It's about the it's the one where he like goes and like clones himself and then like, 90 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,240 I don't know. 91 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,240 It's freaking weird. 92 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,240 It's so weird. 93 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:42,520 And I'm like, I don't know how I feel about that show, but I did. 94 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:47,440 I got into it for a while and then I was like, this is really weird. 95 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:52,080 So I think I'm going to kill him off and then Matthew McConaughey, even though honestly, 96 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,160 I could not stand his voice. 97 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,560 I love his voice. 98 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,760 Everybody loves it, but I don't know if I can live with it forever. 99 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,160 God bless America. 100 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,160 I cannot. 101 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,160 I cannot. 102 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,160 I'm confused. 103 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,480 One of my boo for all of everything. 104 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,480 Dacey Confused is one of my favorite movies of all time. 105 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,160 I am marrying Matthew McConaughey. 106 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:18,960 I am fucking Ryan Reynolds and I am bless his heart, killing Paul Redd. 107 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:19,960 Oh my God. 108 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,960 Yeah, Paul Redd, poor guy. 109 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:21,960 You know what? 110 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:29,720 He kind of looks like a mix of like he's so great that when he doesn't age, like, I mean, 111 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:35,480 none of them do, but they don't because they're bajillionaires and they have money to get 112 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,600 whatever creams and injections they need. 113 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,840 Which honestly, hopefully that will be the case for me. 114 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,320 But to be honest, I don't think I'll get any. 115 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,640 I'm a little scared to get like Botox and stuff. 116 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:54,480 A lot of my friends, like I could go get it tomorrow if I wanted to because it's so. 117 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,480 I'll never forget. 118 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,560 I went to, I think it was before I moved to Cleveland. 119 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,720 So it was like maybe spring of 2019. 120 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:09,920 I was down visiting my sister and went to a friend of hers house, like just a little 121 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,160 house party that like crawfish boil type thing. 122 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:18,960 And there was this girl there who worked for, I want to say a dermatologist. 123 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,840 If it's not a dermatologist, I'm sorry. 124 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:22,840 You know, whatever. 125 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,240 I don't really remember. 126 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:30,920 But she was like, we were like, ooh, examine our faces and like, you know, make a mad face 127 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,920 and whatever. 128 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:37,880 And she's like, oh, you can have like two shots here and four shots here and you know, 129 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,560 whatever, like a Botox. 130 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:45,040 And so we like walked away and I was like, oh hell, I need 25 shots of Botox. 131 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:50,200 And Melanie was like, well, I need 47, which I don't really think that was the right number. 132 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,680 She's like 10 years older than you. 133 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,160 No, she is not. 134 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,200 She is four years older than us. 135 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,200 Oh, that's it? 136 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,200 Yes. 137 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,200 But Melanie doesn't need Botox. 138 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,200 She looks great. 139 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,200 A hundred thousand percent. 140 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,200 She looks great. 141 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,120 And you honestly don't need any Botox. 142 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,640 Not unless you don't want your face to move. 143 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:08,080 You don't have any wrinkles. 144 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,440 Don't even, don't even lie. 145 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,600 Don't even you. 146 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:16,760 We recorded something and you even saw that you said, and my face is not, what do you 147 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,480 say disappointing? 148 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:20,680 It's not disappointing. 149 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,840 Your face selfies and you even know it. 150 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,600 So don't even fucking freaking lie. 151 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:31,880 You are really obstructing the context of that recording. 152 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:40,440 And the recording was that you were taking a selfie of your face and your face is not 153 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,440 disappointing. 154 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,520 No, that was not the context. 155 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:52,880 The context was my Instagram was being reviewed by other people, like the brothers of somebody 156 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,800 that was dating. 157 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,040 And this person was like, oh, how inappropriate. 158 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:04,000 And I was like, oh my God, there's nothing on my Instagram other than like food and selfies. 159 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,800 And again, my face is not disappointing. 160 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,800 Exactly. 161 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 That's what I was saying. 162 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 I'm not saying it was bad. 163 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,000 I don't understand how that was. 164 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,880 Anyways, back to F. Mary Gil, please. 165 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,600 Give me some more. 166 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:27,160 How about Snickers, Butterfinger and Snickers, Butterfinger and let's do Payday. 167 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,360 Because that's what I have upstairs. 168 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,640 Kill Payday because I am not with that. 169 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,640 I love a Payday. 170 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:37,320 And I am going to fuck a Snickers and marry a Butterfinger. 171 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,320 Really? 172 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,320 Yeah. 173 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,520 I couldn't eat Butterfinger for the rest of my life. 174 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,520 100%. 175 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,520 I could. 176 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,520 Payday? 177 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,880 But I'm not a huge, I just sounded really Italian. 178 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:52,520 I'm not a huge. 179 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,520 That's how I heard it. 180 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,800 I don't know. 181 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,240 I'm not a huge sweets person. 182 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,640 So like the salty sweet is good. 183 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,440 Payday would be good for you because it's not that sweet. 184 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,360 Isn't there like peanuts or some shit in it? 185 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,360 Peanuts and like caramel. 186 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,360 Yeah, no. 187 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,360 Fuck off with the peanuts. 188 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,360 I don't like peanuts. 189 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,360 It's not sweet at all. 190 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,360 I don't like peanuts. 191 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,520 I don't like peanuts either, but I love a Payday. 192 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,520 No, I do not like peanuts. 193 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,520 Love a Payday. 194 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,560 Payday is way better than Snickers and Butterfinger. 195 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,560 Okay. 196 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,560 So what else? 197 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,560 Give me some more. 198 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,560 Some more. 199 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,560 What you got? 200 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:32,800 Since you going to text while you're talking to me. 201 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,800 Let's see. 202 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,800 I'm going to do movies. 203 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:36,800 Okay. 204 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:41,160 And it's going to take me like a hot sec. 205 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,160 Okay. 206 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,600 We'll do baseball movies like kid baseball movies. 207 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,600 The Sandlot. 208 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,600 Rookie of the Year. 209 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 And. 210 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,600 Is that something I'll feel? 211 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,600 Sure. 212 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,040 I forget which one's which. 213 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:00,480 But I think the Sandlot would be Mary. 214 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,080 Actually I don't know. 215 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,080 I love the Sandlot. 216 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,080 Me too. 217 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,520 But I also really like, I can't remember which one it is. 218 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,600 The one where he like flaps his wings. 219 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,120 I think it's Angels in the Outfield. 220 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,120 That's Angels in the Outfield. 221 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,120 But I do like Rookie of the Year. 222 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,120 Which one's Rookie of the Year? 223 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:22,240 Rookie of the Year is when he falls down and like has an accident or whatever and he's 224 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,200 in the like arm upright position. 225 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,200 Oh I love that one. 226 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,960 But I thought that was Angels in the Outfield. 227 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,160 No he's in it for too long. 228 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:33,360 Yeah and so he can like, his tendons were too tight. 229 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,080 Is that the one that Kevin Costner's in? 230 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,080 Or is that Angels in the Outfield? 231 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,560 I'm going to Google it. 232 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,560 Angels in the Outfield. 233 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:45,280 I don't think, well Kevin Costner's not in Rookie of the Year. 234 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,920 Oh no it's not Kevin Costner. 235 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,640 So yeah it is. 236 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,640 So what does it say? 237 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,240 In Rookie of the Year? 238 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,240 No. 239 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:59,680 So Matthew McConaughey is in Angels in the Outfield. 240 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,480 And so is Danny Glover. 241 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:08,280 And who is the guy in, what's the other one called? 242 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,280 Rookie of the Year? 243 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Yeah. 244 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,960 Let me check that out. 245 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:17,320 Rookie of the Year, you've got Gary Busey. 246 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:18,320 Yeah. 247 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:22,320 And I thought Kevin Costner was in one of these. 248 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,240 Like I don't know, maybe I'm like losing my mind. 249 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,760 No do you know who's in the Sandlot? 250 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,760 Do you know what the Sandlot is about? 251 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,640 That's the Sandlot, yeah I love the Sandlot. 252 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,640 That's like the girl with the- 253 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:31,640 You play ball like a girl. 254 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,640 Yeah but then- 255 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,640 Yeah Wendy Peppercorn. 256 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:39,520 Yeah she's like in her like, I was her when I was like, I was a lifeguard in high school 257 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:40,520 and I was hot. 258 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:44,240 I was hot in my one piece lifeguard outfit. 259 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,440 Did you wear white sunglasses as well? 260 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,440 Oh I did. 261 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,440 No fuck you. 262 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:55,480 I did because we went to New York City and I got like some of those like skanky like 263 00:10:55,480 --> 00:11:00,680 fake like I can't remember which brand they were but they were like fake Chanel or fake 264 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,680 something. 265 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,160 Sandlot's is spendy or something like fake. 266 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,160 They were like two dollars like on Chinatown. 267 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,160 That's just terrible. 268 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:15,280 Or like we bought it from some dude in a bag on the trash bag on the side of the road. 269 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,280 It was sketchy. 270 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,440 It was sketchy. 271 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,440 Emily Peppercorn. 272 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,440 Yeah. 273 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:24,160 Nah she was, I was a lifeguard for like a very long time. 274 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,160 I was a head lifeguard. 275 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,160 I was like the pool manager. 276 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,080 Shout out to your CPR life. 277 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,920 Honestly if I could be a lifeguard again that was great. 278 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:34,320 I got my vitamin D, got my exercise. 279 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,920 So as long as you could get paid like a hundred dollars an hour. 280 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:42,200 A hundred dollars an hour is yeah that would be good. 281 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,720 That's a lot for a lifeguard. 282 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,720 Well duh. 283 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,920 Honestly to be honest like that's what I mean though. 284 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,080 You're watching a bunch of little babies. 285 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,880 You should get paid a hundred dollars an hour. 286 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,440 Do you know how hard it is? 287 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,600 It's really not that hard. 288 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,720 Sometimes it's annoying when you have all these little kids running around and the parents 289 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,480 will watch them and like what if they die or like what if you have to do CPR? 290 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,480 That's traumatic. 291 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,960 You know I don't know. 292 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:13,040 You need to you need to pay attention and get off your phone because when you get you're 293 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:19,200 like a man and I hate to stereotype here but like you're like literally like I'm like my 294 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,000 dad like my brother. 295 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:27,020 When they have something in they have one task you can't talk to them. 296 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:28,020 You can't do anything. 297 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,020 They can't multitask. 298 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,340 They just like everything's blocked out. 299 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:36,960 So I was literally just talking to Sarah saying like Sarah like what what are you doing here? 300 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,160 Like hello and she's like I'm listening. 301 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,680 I'm multitasking while I'm on my phone. 302 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:45,600 And I'm like what did I just say and she just kind of looked at me like I don't know. 303 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,960 Well because you might know why. 304 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:48,960 Why? 305 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,280 Because you have a boo man on your. 306 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,280 No. 307 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,280 No. 308 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:59,720 Because we have full-time jobs and we need somebody to edit this shit for us. 309 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,320 Look we're not editing right now. 310 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,320 We're fun. 311 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,320 We're having fun. 312 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:04,320 We're recording. 313 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,320 But we do. 314 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,320 We do have full time. 315 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,040 Recording is literally the best part. 316 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,520 Recording is so fun. 317 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,840 Recording not so fun. 318 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,920 Also listening back to it like so boring. 319 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,920 Like I remember what we said. 320 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:24,440 It's kind of cringy a little bit but it also takes us like forever to get. 321 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:32,760 We are at 38 minutes of over an hour and we have been doing this editing this other episode 322 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:40,320 that we are paused to start recording because we're like oh god we have to have this conversation. 323 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:46,880 And we have been editing it for like two hours and we're 38 minutes in and it's a lot. 324 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,760 I don't think people realize how much work goes into a podcast. 325 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,480 Shit we didn't realize it. 326 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:59,280 No I mean I knew that the editing was gonna be hard and like a learning curve. 327 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,920 We could outsource it but I think it's gonna be expensive. 328 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:02,920 We thought. 329 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,680 I don't have the money to pay for that right now. 330 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,040 Hell no. 331 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,840 And so y'all need to listen and. 332 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,240 Send us some Venmo. 333 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,520 Maybe our parents will like feel bad for us but I doubt it. 334 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,520 I highly doubt it. 335 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:17,520 I don't want my parents to feel bad for me. 336 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:22,720 My parents would only feel bad for me if like maybe if I couldn't afford to get my toilet 337 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,720 that over exploded. 338 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,960 That was definitely a situation. 339 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:33,760 So like however many hours ago that that happened. 340 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760 I mean maybe. 341 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,760 It's been a minute. 342 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,160 It's been like two or three hours. 343 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160 I don't know. 344 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,160 I don't know what's happening. 345 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,240 I was like oh my god I'm gonna help with this situation. 346 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,080 But at the same time I'm over it. 347 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,520 I'm I I feel bad. 348 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,200 I feel like I'm a burden for being here. 349 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,200 I just want to go. 350 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:57,440 But like I knew we needed to do more work and we did and we got a ways but. 351 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,440 And now it's 1243 a.m. 352 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,440 No I'm having fun. 353 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,440 No what? 354 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,440 Yes. 355 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,440 OMG. 356 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,000 I know that's what I keep saying. 357 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,400 I said that at midnight and you were like no I'm having fun. 358 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,400 I'm wanting another drink. 359 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,400 And I'm like okay. 360 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,400 And here we are. 361 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400 And here we are. 362 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400 I feel like an evil twin. 363 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,400 No we have to stop this and finish editing the other. 364 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400 Okay pause. 365 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,400 Pause. 366 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,400 Bye. 367 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:38,400 Bye guys.