1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Hey testing 2 00:00:02,340 --> 00:00:05,500 Welcome to the thicc AF podcast everyone welcome back 3 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:11,980 We're here today to talk about our lives and to give you some entertainment and get caught up with each other 4 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:14,820 Happy almost Halloween 5 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:25,200 Okay, so how's it going Sarah it is going it's been a minute since I have seen you it has been a minute since we recorded 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:30,240 I know it's weird. I'm excited to dig back in we do talk a lot sometimes 7 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,200 But then I went out of town. I feel like we didn't talk that much no 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:38,880 I well I was gone first and we didn't talk then either. It was like a whole it was more than a month 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:44,880 It was yeah, like a whole 100,000 percent. It was more than 30 days. Oh weird very weird never have I ever 10 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:52,120 Not seen you in that long. I know it's like a long time ago. I know so weird so tell me about your trip 11 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:58,280 Where'd you go? I went with my sister to visit my mom in upstate New York basically, Canada 12 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,920 That's why you have that accent 13 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:07,300 She said earlier and then I'm probably gonna like throw a y'all in there right 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,040 No, we went up there we were up there for I don't know about two and a half weeks, I guess and 15 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,980 Spent, you know some quality time we both work remote 16 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:21,820 So we got to work a little bit while we were there, you know not take vacation the whole time 17 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:28,520 But we went on you know some adventures and went to Lake Placid one weekend and it was great nice 18 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,840 I've never been to Lake Placid. What what's the what do you do there? So we went 19 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,000 to go see the leaves change and 20 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,160 They have to watch the leaves change. You're not watching them change 21 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:46,960 Viewing them they have a whole it's a whole there's a whole thing. So they like track the 22 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:54,920 Changing of the leaves and they have you know before peak mid peak peak and then you know after peak or whatever 23 00:01:54,920 --> 00:02:00,960 But they call them leaf peepers leaf peepers. Like that's what you are when you go. You're a leaf peeper. Yes 24 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:06,020 Is that a new term like like a I Instagram or like to tick tock term? 25 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:11,560 No, you know people say what it's what they say they had on that website the tracker website 26 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,800 It's like leaf peeping and I was like, what the hell is this? I've never even heard of it before 27 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:20,000 But it's a really cool place. It's a small town the 1980 Olympics were there 28 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:25,080 1980 Olympics and we weren't both of us neither of us were born yet 29 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:30,720 We're not so and that was the year that we beat Russia and hockey and it was in Lake Placid. Oh my gosh 30 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,440 Yeah, that's like the movie miracle. That's oh, I've never seen that movie 31 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,580 That's weird because I really like hockey and no, I don't think a lot of people know that about me. Oh my gosh 32 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,700 It's a great movie go Preds 33 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,800 and USA 34 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:49,160 No, it was a cool experience. They've got like a lot of local breweries and stuff up there. So, I mean we just kind of 35 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:56,320 Eight went to your breweries and it was cold. It was cold. Yeah, why was it so cold? 36 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:04,440 Well, I remember when you were packing to go you were like, um, here's it was like how many degrees 37 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:08,760 We were like at the pool that day or something and you were like, oh, it's a sweater and I'm like 38 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,680 Why are you taking boots and sweaters? She's like cuz it's cold there 39 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:19,280 I'm like, oh my god, it's so weird. That's the weirdest thing. I mean I wore like a winter hat 40 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:26,360 Yeah, see for my trip. So I went to on a road trip with my parents, which is the I don't know 41 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,000 Why did that was the craziest thing, but it was actually really good 42 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:34,360 But you know thinking about going on a road trip for like a week two weeks with your parents 43 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:34,840 Yeah 44 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:39,000 Across the country after you live by yourself for like years, right? 45 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:44,160 And then you're on top of people for that right in the same car like a tiny truck. It's not a tiny truck 46 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,160 I mean, it's a big truck. But yeah 47 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,680 Yeah, so it's thanks. It seems like a lot and it wasn't that bad. It was actually pretty good 48 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,880 but we went I was my cousin got married in San Francisco and 49 00:03:55,520 --> 00:04:00,760 We decided to road trip out there. I they drove back or they're driving back right now, but I 50 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,200 Flew back because I couldn't take off that much work. Yeah, but 51 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:11,800 But we went and did the whole like sightseeing thing. So like Grand Canyon. Well first we went to Amarillo 52 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,080 We didn't do anything. Well, actually, I'm excuse me 53 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:18,800 My parents came and picked me up because I was gonna fly back and I was gonna have a car if they came to get me 54 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,360 So, um, they came to pick me up in Birmingham 55 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:28,080 And then we drove back to where they are where I'm from Decatur Alabama small town Alabama spent the night there the next morning 56 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:33,760 We woke up and drove to Tunica, Mississippi, which is like literally three hours from my house or my parents house 57 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:41,200 Or my parents house and so like we just went there cuz they like to gamble and I if anybody knows anything about me 58 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,480 I like to save money and I do not like to gamble 59 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:48,400 I like to save money unless it's something that I really want and then I'm gonna like try to get the biggest deal 60 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:53,960 like I'm gonna be like, oh we're gonna have a deal on this and I'm gonna like research it for like three months 100% because 61 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,780 That's how long it took for us to decide on podcasting 62 00:04:57,780 --> 00:05:05,640 And I'm still like no, let's not buy anything yet. Let's maybe like and you'll be like this there's 500 reviews 63 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,640 I'm like, that's not enough reviews 64 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,500 Now I'm all I do every time I get on Amazon and I'm looking for something 65 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:15,000 I have to find something that has like almost 2,000 reviews or more 66 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:22,780 Because 75 four star reviews is not good enough y'all. No, it's definitely not it's like honestly, yeah, it's not good 67 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,080 No, that just means like not that many 68 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:29,860 I like it when a lot of people have purchased something and then you can go in and see the good and the bad and 69 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:35,160 You know all that you did win some money though. Oh, yeah, I did once but okay 70 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,700 So let's count my money today that for my winnings. Okay, so wait 71 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:41,180 Anyways, let me go back to where we were so we went 72 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:45,540 Yeah, but I can't don't have that much money left cuz I spin it on I gave some to my mom 73 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:47,540 I split it with her. Oh 74 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:50,020 so I split it with her and 75 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:54,940 Because she I was using her car so you have like a players card when you go in 76 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,940 And I didn't get one and we wanted this 77 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,440 I don't know if this is like illegal or not 78 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:03,180 But like we wanted her to get the points and also she I didn't have any cast so she was like put given 79 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:06,780 She gave me like a hundred. I don't even think it was a hundred dollar bill. It might have been a 20 80 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:10,860 Yeah, we were there for five minutes. I we literally got to Vegas 81 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:14,180 What my dad goes down we we walked downstairs 82 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:17,660 We sit down I picked the slot machine because I like certain ones 83 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:23,500 Yeah, and I was like we need to use these I sit down and like not even five minutes later 84 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:29,380 It was like boom like three three hits on the slot machine five thousand dollars boom and my mom's like, oh my god 85 00:06:29,380 --> 00:06:34,620 Oh my god. She's like my cards in there. You have to give him my ID. They came down and like I had to give him her ID 86 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:38,260 They're like yes Karen cuz her name's Karen and then my mom 87 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:45,580 But we had a whole deal beforehand like if if I won and I was using her money or her card that we would split 88 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:50,700 it, but I told her we had a whole conversation in the car. I was like no, but like I 89 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:56,580 You know normally if you have like a business and somebody's like fronting you the money they only get like 20% 30% 90 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,580 Maybe you're trying to negotiate 91 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:01,980 I was like no I'm getting 20% like you get 20% 92 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:07,740 I'll take the rest like that sounds fair to me and she was like no no no no and then so we had this whole thing 93 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:10,540 And then my mom should have written it. You should have written it all down on a piece of paper 94 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:17,340 I know I made her sign it. Yeah, she said she felt bad later. She was like Danny 95 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:20,240 That's my dad's name is Dan or she calls him Danny 96 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:25,420 So like Danny should I give a I think Emily's mad at me for not giving up all the 97 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:29,940 Giving all the money should I have given it to her my dad with his answer was well 98 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:34,380 What does she think she deserves and I was like, oh, okay 99 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:40,980 He's on my side and I was like deserves how much do I deserve? I mean I deserve all of it, right? She 100 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:48,260 Was not having that no she was like she was like really should I give her more and I'm like, oh my god 101 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:52,020 I didn't make her give me any more, but I honestly I should have let her have all of it 102 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:56,180 but she would have blown it all and she did she blew all hers and then 103 00:07:56,740 --> 00:08:02,300 She blew more and that's what they do the house always wins, but okay, so let me go back to this 104 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,780 So we won that $5,000. Okay, and then we go up to the room 105 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,380 We're like, let's go take it to the room 106 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:10,920 So we don't spend it all and so that we can put it in the safe or whatever 107 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:15,300 We get up there go to the room come back down ten minutes later 108 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:20,460 I pick the slot machines again and we're sitting there next to this dude and I'm like, I don't like my machine 109 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:24,540 My mom's like let's switch. I'll use yours and I'm like, no, I'll go to this other one over here 110 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:28,140 I turn around she freaking one $2,500 on that one you left 111 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:31,620 I was gonna switch with 112 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:35,060 And I was like, oh my god, so she won like, you know 113 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:39,740 $7,500 which is 20 minutes comical because the only time I went to Vegas 114 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,540 I think I was probably like 21 or 22 when I went out there and 115 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:47,600 I got on a machine before we had even gone up to our room and I won 116 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:53,300 $200 and thought that I was like ballin and I used it like throughout the whole weekend. Were you on the penny slots? 117 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,140 I don't know 118 00:08:54,140 --> 00:09:00,220 I was on we were at the Venetian and there was this wheel of fortune machine that was like right before you get on the 119 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:06,760 Elevators and I just sat down there while I was like waiting on everybody else or whatever and I won $200 and I thought that that was great 120 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,780 see 121 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:15,100 Like my thing is like $200 like I can put $100 in a machine and it'll be gone in 30 seconds 122 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:21,100 I know I did that when Jessica and I were on our way home from San Francisco 123 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:26,780 we stopped our layover was in Vegas and I took $50 out of the bank and 124 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:34,300 Started, you know to play and that was gone in like two seconds and at that time in my life 125 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:38,300 I did not have that money to spend and I was furious 126 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,300 I was so mad at myself 127 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:46,100 So mad. Yeah, not good. No, I don't see and that's why I'm not a gambler. I do not like gambling. Yeah, I 128 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,780 I think about all the things that it could be doing with that money 129 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,820 And you don't know how fast it's going 130 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:58,700 So like I got back I was like going through the cash that I had one from Vegas and I'm like, okay, so 131 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:03,020 Counting it and I had less than half left 132 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:09,420 Yeah, I don't know how that happened that makes me want to vomit. Yes. I'm like, where did it go? 133 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:12,140 It's because we got back on the slots one night me and my mom 134 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:15,900 I got drunk we went to dinner cuz my dad got coven and he couldn't hang out with us 135 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:19,080 But he he didn't he doesn't like the slots. Anyways, he did poker 136 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,320 So he's a poker dude. So we 137 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,680 We went down there. We had so much fun this this one machine 138 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:30,200 I forgot what it's called, but it has these like rocket things and every time you get a rocket 139 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,880 it like it like 140 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,960 And it explodes and it does these things and then it'll like 141 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:43,000 Trigger a bigger thing and it does this like game and then you can win more and I got up to like 142 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,880 $2,500 then I lost it all but we play on that machine. I put $20 in I 143 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:54,200 Know I was like I'm gonna keep winning. I'm gonna win this machines on fire and then I lost it 144 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:59,680 I used to try to make myself like if I got up to a certain amount if I got down to whatever then I'd like 145 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,680 Would cash out and not let myself keep going 146 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,760 I usually do that but I was drunk and I was with my mom 147 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,360 Was that the night that you were snapping me and it was late at night? 148 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,480 I 149 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,640 Think so. Yeah, and she wanted to go to bed so bad 150 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:17,920 You know my mom? Yes. No, I don't wait. No, that was the night that she got really drunk after dinner 151 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,920 She had like two drinks. My mom said we call her three sips to the wind 152 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:29,520 She said you sent me a snap and you could she had resting bitch face 153 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:33,640 She was ready to get out of there and you're like, I'm not done yet. I just keep winning 154 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,240 Yeah 155 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,400 And 156 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,400 Yeah, it was good 157 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:49,720 So but before that so we went to Tunica didn't win any money there and then we spent the night there 158 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:55,680 We left and we went to Amarillo spent the night there and then I made my parents take us to 159 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:02,640 Roswell, New Mexico where they have like the aliens and it was great. What do they call it area 51? 160 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:09,160 Well, the area 51 is technically not there. I believe I think so. I think they took the aliens 161 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,440 I don't I can't remember where I think 162 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,680 apparently if the aliens were real and 163 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,840 a 164 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:22,060 Lot of people think they were they are they took them to area 51, which I think is in 165 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,760 Nevada, I don't know somewhere near there. Yeah 166 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:32,040 And I could be wrong somebody's gonna correct me on this they're gonna be like, ah, she's so dumb area 50 167 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:37,380 But they had like stuff that said area 51, but they were I don't think and even if there was area 51 168 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:40,080 I don't think you can go in but we yeah, we went there 169 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:45,000 We did like the UFO Museum and we got I got like alien stuff. We had some really good Mexican food 170 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,920 I 171 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:53,680 Got the green chili pepper green sauce instead of the red chili or whatever. I don't know 172 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:58,800 I'm just like you you go there when you go they ask you if you want red or green and 173 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,420 You I got the green and it was way better than the red 174 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:07,220 I don't think it's that spicy. Oh, so maybe like Tomatillo 175 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:17,060 But yeah, so we did that and then after that we and oh and like the alien the 176 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:23,780 Dunkin Donuts has like an alien holding up the Dunkin Donuts sign and the McDonald's is shaped as a UFO 177 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,700 Really? Yeah, that's not snapchat. Listen, I 178 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,860 Don't can cannot confirm nor deny. I have no idea. Yeah 179 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:33,860 So we did that then we went to 180 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:40,980 What was next they know we went to the Grand Canyon, I know but before we went to the 181 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:45,020 I don't know where what was next to the petrified forest, which was yeah 182 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:50,780 Yeah, and I didn't really know much about the petrified forest before I went and I was like, huh 183 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:57,420 What's this petrified force? And my dad was like, oh, it's where like these trees like hardened and like stayed there forever 184 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:03,140 They're like really old and I'm thinking they're like actual trees that were like up standing up, but it's actually not it's like 185 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:08,420 Like where the logs like I don't know if there's a whole like millions of years 186 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:14,060 Story of this petrified forest and I don't want to tell the story because I don't honestly would tell it wrong 187 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,740 But it's really cool. They had oh my god. They had these they're called 188 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:24,500 Petroglyphs where they're petrified like they're kind of like hieroglyphics, but it's like the people from back then 189 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,620 Like drew on these rocks and stuff. They have a place called new 190 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:33,860 I think it's called newspaper rock and you go and you can look down at the rocks where they drew stuff on there and it's 191 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:36,100 I guess where they told each other the news and things 192 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:42,100 And it's so funny because I have that snapchat that I have that I put up there my dad is in the background 193 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,180 I'm getting it. My dad's like, oh my god 194 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:50,260 They all have huge they have huge balls that a tiny head because they would draw they were like men that they drew and they 195 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:54,460 Had these like huge penises and balls on these like stick figures 196 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:58,740 But then these like tiny little heads and I was like that's because they were just dumb little dumb dummies 197 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,420 With big balls I 198 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,860 Bet you a woman drew that 199 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:10,540 Yeah, we're definitely going to a we're going to a Halloween party tonight at our friend's house that 200 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:16,020 That I actually set up with my our other friend I know this is such a good story 201 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:18,020 Yeah, I know you want to tell it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 202 00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:27,060 I like hearing it so I don't even know how long ago it was we went and met some friends downtown and 203 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,260 Two of two of the people that we were with were my neighbors and 204 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:36,420 Cramp C came to meet us and we were having some cocktails. I think it was like shark week 205 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:40,660 we were at some bar that had like shark themed like cocktails and 206 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:46,180 We were talking about boys, of course, you know, cuz we're all single and dating and 207 00:15:46,180 --> 00:15:48,180 whatever and our friend showed 208 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,980 Emily a 209 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:56,140 Video of this wiener dog. Yeah, cuz she's obsessed with weenie dogs and I also am too 210 00:15:56,140 --> 00:15:58,140 I have two of them which one she gave to me 211 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:02,140 But the other one actually and I have two and a half. Yes. Yeah, so yeah 212 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:07,980 So she's and Emily was like, I know that dog. Yeah, I was like she I was like, let me see that dog 213 00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:10,980 That's ace. I'm like, that's my friend's dog ace 214 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,180 And I'm like, I know that dog. She's like, yeah 215 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:18,820 I tried to match with this she said yeah, she had matched with him on Bumble and then let the time run out and 216 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:22,540 Somehow I don't know in her FBI investigative skills 217 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:28,340 I guess found him on Instagram and it took him like days to accept the request 218 00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:31,060 But then they you know, we're Instagram friends or whatever 219 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:37,860 But Emily reached out to him that night because he had been on snapchat and had been like right next door to where we were 220 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,860 Yeah, he was literally right next door 221 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,460 And so he ended up coming to meet us later with 222 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,060 two of his female friends one is his roommate and 223 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:50,020 Our friend was there and they sat there and talked all night 224 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:55,420 They are madly in love and they've been together ever since like boom boom boom. Yes, like 225 00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:57,980 Live together all day every day 226 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:00,500 Yes, it's like a package deal now 227 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:05,060 But it's been great for us though because we've kind of been able to like co-mingle friend groups 228 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:11,220 a little bit more and meet some new people and that's been really fun because I feel like I've been in a bit of a bubble like 229 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:16,020 As far as my you know, almost og Birmingham friends that I've had, you know 230 00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:20,020 Or known since I was in elementary school and elementary school 231 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:30,660 But now we're making some more friends and it's really it's nice it's great people that we've met 232 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:35,460 Yes through that. Yeah, so it's been cool. Yeah 233 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,100 Congratulations Santana and Erin 234 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:46,100 We love you shout out to the lovebirds. I would like to be invited to the wedding, please. Thanks invited. I'm gonna be in it. Oh, okay 235 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,100 I would be the um, can butterbean be the 236 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,780 Ring bear. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah for sure 237 00:17:56,780 --> 00:18:01,900 That's funny. Yeah, so come so we're going to this Halloween party. It's at Erin's house 238 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,900 It was gonna be at Rose and DJ's but they had a 239 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:09,260 Electrical situation. So now we are having it at Erin's house and 240 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:14,940 It's gonna be fun and Sarah. I want to know what you're dressing up as probably this year 241 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:22,140 Well as I have gotten older I have figured out that comfort is far more worth it 242 00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:31,580 Way more. There is you know, beauty is not pain and I am over wearing heels and like sexy outfits and whatever 243 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:38,540 So I am going to be where's Waldo. Yeah, I think that's cute. I thought you looked really cute the other day 244 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:45,980 Yeah, I'm excited. It's it's cute. It's comfortable. You could look cute with those little glasses on too. Those were really cute. Oh, thanks 245 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,020 You're welcome 246 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:52,620 You're welcome. And what are you gonna be? I'm gonna be con 247 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,620 It's con 248 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,260 Have a con-tastic day everyone 249 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,260 It's got the juice 250 00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,260 My dad told me I should be a corn star 251 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:07,660 Like I could like dress up as like a like do my makeup and wear sunglasses like 252 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:11,420 Like a movie star. Yes, get like a star pin. Oh my god 253 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:17,820 Corn star. Yeah, funny. We should have got you a dang star. We can get myself. I have a I oh when we were in 254 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:24,220 San Francisco my mom bought there was some police officers at this pub that we were at and my mom bought their 255 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:28,780 Like lunch and they came over and gave everybody these little stickers 256 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:34,540 Like that hat that say like junior san francisco sfpd or something like that on there. I have it somewhere 257 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:38,620 He was like, oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited 258 00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:43,660 Pd or something like that on there. I have it somewhere. He they were like we don't have anything else other than these like little stickers 259 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,020 That we give to kids 260 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:49,500 But daniel and my brother was like hell. Yeah, i'm wearing this tonight so that we in case we get in trouble 261 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,340 That's hilarious 262 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:57,100 Did you like san francisco? Yeah, I did. I liked it a lot. Um, and i've been there before but I hadn't really hung out 263 00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:03,100 Downtown and I wasn't really an adult. Oh, I know we didn't do downtown because our friend lived there that you know 264 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:06,620 We were staying for free. So it was it was cool. But um 265 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:12,140 Um, there's it's a lot. Yeah. Well, and it's very hilly where we live and um 266 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:16,140 We were with a lot of older people and oh my god, how did y'all find parking? 267 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:21,740 Oh, we parked in the uh in the valet at the hotel. Yeah, okay, and then we just walked or ubered everywhere 268 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,900 Yeah, but we um 269 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,340 my 270 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,340 uh, what am I trying to say? 271 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:35,260 I don't know what i'm trying to say. Oh, so I wore heels. Oh, yeah high heels for the first time since like literally before covid 272 00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:36,780 for the wedding 273 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,020 yes, or like yes and 274 00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:41,580 and they weren't even like 275 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:44,220 Stiletto pumps in the club. They were they were like 276 00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:49,980 They were like stiletto pump in the club. I don't think I brought them with me because my parents weren't about but they were like 277 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:54,780 Basically wedges but not wedges. They were thick heels and they were tall but they weren't that bad 278 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:58,220 And they were very I mean they were comfortable to wear for a little while 279 00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:05,020 Yeah, but not walking up the hills the mountains definitely in san francisco. I know and oh my god 280 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,900 I was so my mom had some extra fit flops that she brought in a bat in her purse 281 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,620 To the thing and then they went back to the room and I was like mom 282 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:16,540 Let me get those fit flops and I put them on I was like fit flop. Oh my god 283 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:21,740 You never won fit flops. No, I thought you were just making a brand. They're a brand of shoes 284 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:27,180 Okay, and they're actually they're very comfortable. I thought you were just squishy flubbing the words. No, that's the only um 285 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:30,620 Um, but yeah, I can't believe you never heard fit flops. We'll have to look at them later 286 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,220 Okay, but my mom only wears fit flops. Basically she wears some other things 287 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:40,780 But they have to be squishy like the fit flops because she's you squishy flip flops. I don't know. No, they're not squishy 288 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:44,860 They're like, okay. So my flip flops that are upstairs are silver ones. Yeah, those are fit flops, but they're like 289 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:50,300 Not the type that my mom wears. I'll show you some later. They're cute 290 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,660 Like they're actually really cute and they're if you put them on you would be like, oh 291 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:59,340 OMG, i'm wearing these for the rest of my life. I'm never getting anything else. They're very comfortable. Are they nine million dollars also? 292 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:05,100 They're like 150 but my mom and I get my mom my mom has 400 pairs of them like in every color 293 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:10,380 And she has her inside fit flops and her outside fit flops. Our moms are literally the same 294 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,020 I'm not kidding 295 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:17,740 My mom has her inside sandals that she does and she wears socks with them in the winter 296 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:23,760 My mom gets boots. It's like girl get some slippers or something. My mom doesn't live in upstate new york. My mom lives in alabama 297 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:28,700 And she wears her socks with them. I know it's so I don't I can't figure out why my mom won't wear 298 00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:35,260 Like real shoes in the winter around or get some slippers. Oh my god. My mom got some socks with like a good bottom 299 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:38,780 Yeah, my mom bought the cutest little sketcher boot things from somewhere 300 00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:44,060 And I got to her house and I was like, oh my god, they have like little they're like short booties and they have like that fur 301 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:47,020 I've never seen her wear anything like that. I was like those are so cute. Can I have them? 302 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,020 Can I put them on there really comfortable? 303 00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:56,940 Yeah, i'm like can I have them? Well it has gotten better though because my mom used to wear flip flops with socks on and squish the sock 304 00:22:57,020 --> 00:23:00,060 You know the thong between her sock toes. Oh, no, no, no 305 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:04,860 Yes, I promise you. I'm pretty sure my mom's done that too. It has gotten better now 306 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:10,780 And it is, you know, like fake Birkenstocks with socks. So at least there's no thong involved anymore 307 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:14,620 But well my mom doesn't wear the she doesn't like the twints or toes 308 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,140 um 309 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:21,020 Situation, you know twinks my legs or twinks the toes. That's what me and my aunt say 310 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:23,980 I assume that Karen doesn't wear a thong either 311 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:30,940 No, she doesn't wear a thong either. I forgot what she called that. I don't know but she doesn't wear a thong either. Um, but 312 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,380 She might wear some space panties 313 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:37,980 Don't you tell that story on her 314 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:45,340 Sorry, she's like that and I know it yeah shout out to Karen space pants 315 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:48,140 They're so cute 316 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:50,220 They're actually pretty cute honestly, okay 317 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:52,460 so uh 318 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:54,300 Yeah, so i'm gonna be corn 319 00:23:54,300 --> 00:24:00,460 For uh halloween. Oh and san francisco. I don't know how we got on all this. Listen, we talked about a lot of things 320 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,860 throughout 321 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,020 Our recording sessions, you know, whatever 322 00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:09,740 So later on tonight, we may have a special guest named mason 323 00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:14,540 He is he's i'm hoping that he's gonna want to join us in about 30 minutes 324 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:19,500 Do you think that he'll you think that he'll come on? I think I think that he is 325 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,460 gonna be here 326 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:27,740 Earlier, I think he'll be here at six. So yeah, we can put this on pause if we want and 327 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:31,340 And maybe and maybe we'll return with a mason 328 00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:35,740 A mason would be great. I love mason. Y'all are gonna love him so much 329 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:40,140 Y'all are gonna want him to stay and be part of the he's gonna be shy at first, but he'll warm up 330 00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:43,180 He will we'll get him a drink. Yeah, we'll get him some uh 331 00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:50,380 Liquid courage. Yeah, what is he he likes fireball? Yes. Do you have any no, but I have like a crown peach 332 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,340 Yeah, that's we'll get it. We'll get him a shot immediately 333 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:56,940 I don't really listen he'll do a shot of vodka for crying out loud. I know I got vodka 334 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:59,340 I got all kinds of stuff up there. Just no fire 335 00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:02,540 Because I don't do the fireball. I don't love it either. I love it 336 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:08,380 Like honestly, I bet you know, I bet you there's a good drink out there that you could make for christmas time 337 00:25:08,380 --> 00:25:10,380 That has fireball in it 338 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:13,420 Yeah, like fireball and rum chata together 339 00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:15,420 Oh 340 00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:20,700 That sounds good. Oh, I got I ordered at this dinner the other night. Um when we were in 341 00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:22,460 Vegas 342 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:27,980 At John George's I think that's how you say it or gene george john george. I don't know was that your real name 343 00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:33,180 George. I don't know. Was that your real expensive meal? Yeah, that's a real expensive one that my mom like didn't like the servers 344 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,980 Oh my told told the she was a karen 345 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:41,580 She was a huge karen and she told she told the guy that she thought the sommelier that opened the bottle 346 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,980 He didn't even do anything. He just opened the bottle of wine and poured it 347 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,780 She told the guy our one of our one of our servers. Excuse me 348 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:52,060 We had like a team of four serving is that normal I guess at this place. I don't know like weird 349 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:52,380 Yeah 350 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:58,620 So the sommelier came over and he's pouring our drink and my mom told tells the other guy that she thought he was a snob 351 00:25:58,940 --> 00:26:04,620 And so literally they sent the other sommelier every they didn't send him back to our table. They blessed it 352 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:09,820 I felt so bad for that dude bless his heart. Oh my god, and then she complained 353 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:13,980 Oh my gosh, but she did like she was like I left him a good tip because I wanted them to know 354 00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:16,460 that even though 355 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:19,980 Even though they're yeah, and then she got drunk and she told us she said, uh 356 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,980 She was like 357 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:27,580 That that one's there was one guy named christian and he was really nice. He was like he was like karen's accent though 358 00:26:27,580 --> 00:26:29,580 Okay, he was like the um 359 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:34,220 He was like the guy that did everything he was like the water boy basically for a football team 360 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:36,220 But he he gave us water. He brought us bread 361 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:41,020 He did everything we needed and he was doing everything for all the other servers and he probably only got tipped out 362 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:45,260 Like 15 or something at the end of the night, which is sad and he was really nice and sweet 363 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:50,140 Yeah, and my mom really liked him because she goes for the underdog. You know what I mean? 364 00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:51,900 and 365 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:53,260 She was like 366 00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:59,900 He she was talking about him. She's like he's he's going to heaven. The others are going straight to hell 367 00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:03,660 I have a video recording of it 368 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:09,900 Sanderson, I think I might take that recording and add it to the end of this end. I think that's fantastic 369 00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:12,940 Yeah, I think it's a good idea. Love it. She's yeah. All right 370 00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:17,760 We're gonna return shortly with a mason. See you later alligator 371 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:20,860 after a while crocodile 372 00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:28,300 And we're back and we brought a friend our first ever guest. Yes 373 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,900 Welcome mason. Hey, hey, hey, how y'all doing? 374 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,540 I'm so excited to be y'all's first guest 375 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:38,460 Wow, and this was impromptu so, you know, there's gonna be a lot of jealous people 376 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:42,380 When they hear about this listen, let the haters hate that's all I want to say 377 00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:49,660 Let them hate bitches be mad let them be mad we thought mason was gonna need some liquid courage 378 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:55,100 But it sounds like he's got this I brought him like a double shot. Well, you didn't see what was in this cup 379 00:27:55,260 --> 00:28:00,380 You didn't see what you got. This is vodka and red bull. So that's why I went with the vodka 380 00:28:01,580 --> 00:28:07,580 Let me continue on with the vodka for now. All right, we'll take your shot. All right ready? Cheers. Cheers 381 00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:09,580 To halloween again 382 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,500 Happy halloween 383 00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:30,700 It's a very good chaser too, is it yes we say we say who because I am the tamra to mason's vicki 384 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,780 Apparently because I drunkenly said that to sarah in bed. What is the camera to vicki? 385 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:37,660 I drunkenly said that to sarah in the bed a couple weeks ago 386 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:43,500 Yes, we were both wasted all four asses was it last night because 387 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,740 No, we were wasted 388 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,580 I'm listen, I passed out which bed were you in? 389 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,580 Which which bed were we in? I don't know their guest bedroom the way when you go upstairs 390 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:58,540 There's there's like five guest bedrooms. They're out of the one to the right 391 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:02,860 It's the one across from the main this one across from their main bed. Is it the big one like the really big one? 392 00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:08,220 That's like how does that go into the bathroom? No. Well, no, no, no santana and uh, erin had that one 393 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:10,460 We had the one across from that. Okay. Okay. Yeah 394 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,580 Yeah, I stayed in that one last time I was there. I thought it was a very nice bed. She did it 395 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:17,420 I loved it. I loved it. You said that you said the next no, no, no, no, that's right 396 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:20,860 You said it's very hard which I like because I said it was soft. I like it a lot 397 00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:24,460 I like a soft. I really liked it when I got there. I was like, oh my gosh 398 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:27,980 Where did you get this mattress? I think they got it from costco or something like that. It was good 399 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:30,060 I looked at it. It was a casper. I was like, yeah 400 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:32,380 It was nice. Yeah, I looked at the tag. It was a casper 401 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:36,620 Which I've always wanted a casper mattress. I need to get me one of those 402 00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:41,820 I put a feeler out there on facebook the other day about a nectar mattress and wanted to find out 403 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:46,220 I heard good things. I've heard good things about those too and they seem more affordable than some mattress 404 00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:52,460 Yes, they are they seem like more for people on a budget. Yeah, but anyhow I call her the I've said she was 405 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,700 I said you're the tamarind to my vicki. Is that what I said? Yeah 406 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:58,940 I said because tamarind vicki real housewives of orange county. They shared a bed together 407 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:00,940 They share many beds together 408 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:06,300 And she this one i've been asleep for all which housewives are these orange county? Oh my god 409 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:12,220 I didn't even know I thought there was atlanta. I knew I knew that you had no idea what we were talking about. No, this is the og 410 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:20,300 Franchise and vicki is the og. Yes, but um, I don't know why you think you're vicki and i'm not because I woohoo 411 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:25,420 That's what I like to do. Who is which one's vicki? Is she blonde? Yeah, both vicki and tamara 412 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:30,220 Oh, oh, yeah tamara's shorter than vicki though. I need to look their pictures up. I'm gonna do it 413 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:35,340 Okay, well we're talking anyways. Keep going. But anyways the story goes we have been drinking all night long 414 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:39,180 I was drowning my sorrows after the alabama tennessee game. She was just drinking just a drink 415 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:44,940 And auburn also lost that day. Yes, that is very true. Um, who did they play? 416 00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:50,780 Old miss was it? Oh, that's was it. Oh miss the child. I think so. Yes. I don't know 417 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:54,220 I remember every game right now. It's hard to be an auburn fan. Okay 418 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:59,580 But I remember it was almost because it was raining in um, miss siverton. Oh, yes, they had a rain delay 419 00:30:59,740 --> 00:31:04,700 Hey, do y'all remember that game that um, you know alabama played recently and uh, they lost 420 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:08,380 I just brought it up. I just brought it up kamps. So you ain't got to do all that 421 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:13,180 Shoot I gotta turn my volume down 422 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,660 Listen it is what it is 423 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:20,460 I drowned my sorrows. I made my peace with it that night because I was too concerned about my hangover the next morning anyways 424 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:23,980 I we have been drinking for what four hours that night? 425 00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:30,380 At least no, we know no we have been going hard after like seven o'clock. Like we were taking shots left and right 426 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,700 and 427 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:38,700 I at a certain point we were down in the living room and I start feeling queasy and i'm like, uh-oh 428 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,540 This is not going to end in a good spot 429 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:43,660 erin had already gone to bed for the night and sarah and 430 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:47,580 Santana are down on the floor giggling laughing talking it up like two fools 431 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:52,300 And i'm like i'm just gonna excuse myself slip out of the living room and go up to the bedroom real quick 432 00:31:52,380 --> 00:31:54,380 Just in case something goes down 433 00:31:54,540 --> 00:31:56,540 And they won't know a thing 434 00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:58,860 I pass out on the bed 30 minutes later 435 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,500 The door busts open 436 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,140 And santana is trying to pull sarah into the bedroom 437 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:09,420 Sarah comes two feet into the bedroom then bolts right out. She did not want to go to bed apparently 438 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:13,180 and then santana's also drunk by the way and 439 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:19,100 And a few minutes later santana finally gets sarah back in the room and she falls flat on her face on the floor 440 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,580 I didn't even know I did that 441 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:29,580 I didn't even know I did it and then throughout the week. I was like, oh, this is a weird spot to have a pain in 442 00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:31,660 And then I was like, oh, yeah 443 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:38,460 And then can you do me a favor and open my beer because I put these nails on and uh, 444 00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:44,300 I got these like coffin length nails for 3.99 at uh tj maxx 445 00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,540 Because I got a deal all night 446 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:51,900 That means that one of us is gonna have to be your beer opening bitch or i'll just get some like a keys or something 447 00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:55,820 I don't know. Yeah, but yeah, because I don't want them to fall off and me look like a you should be a bottle 448 00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:57,820 Drinker, you should be a bottle drinker 449 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,060 What you already do like oh, yeah 450 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:05,260 I was gonna get bottles but I ended up getting these because they're less calories and I figured i'm gonna drink a lot tonight. So 451 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:11,820 So i'm gonna need yeah, listen, maybe there will be a hot guy there and i'll be like, oh can you open my drink for me? 452 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:14,940 I'm low-key praying that there's a hot guy there. I'm low-key praying that there's a hot guy there 453 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:20,780 For one of us at least yeah, somebody should get some somebody should get some tonight. What's the question? 454 00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:26,380 I do have a question for you. I want to know what your type is. Oh, okay. So my type is 455 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:31,100 He's so ready to talk about this now. We're getting ready. He's getting comfortable in his seat 456 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:35,180 I like and i've told i've told you what a twunk is. That's wait 457 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:40,620 You told me this but tell me again. I forgot a twunk is somewhere in the middle between a twink and a hunk 458 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:43,500 meaning you're not like 459 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:47,420 100 like a hunk, you know when you think of a hunk you think muscular muscles abs chest 460 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:54,140 A twink is like very very skinny very thin somewhere. You're somewhere in between that of your twunk a little bit of chest hair 461 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:58,620 Probably I like that, you know, that's what you like. Yes, but what are you? Tell me what you are again 462 00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:02,140 I'm somewhere between a twunk and an otter. I would like to be an otter 463 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:06,940 What tell us what the otter is though an otter is like a twink slash a bear like you're hairy 464 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:10,540 But you're like skinnier like you're thinner, but you're not as are you hairy? 465 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:14,220 No, but what i'm gonna say is you're not as hairy as a bear like you have some body hair 466 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:19,580 But you're not as hairy as a bear. Okay, so that's what an otter is. Do you have body hair? Yeah my chest 467 00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:22,540 Oh, I don't remember looking. I don't know. I just don't look at your body hair 468 00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:31,180 I have a whole 14 pieces. Is it like 14? A whole 14. You were counting them when you laid in a bed at Rose and DJ's house that one night? 469 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,820 Yes, I was braiding Mason's chest hair 470 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,860 You had to put like 471 00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:41,340 Four four pieces in each little thing to braid. Yeah, exactly. But no i'm like 472 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,660 I'm not you know 473 00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:48,060 And a lot of people think that I want somebody who's like as tall as me 474 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:52,220 Because i'm so tall and people think that I want that but i'm like height doesn't really matter to me 475 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:57,900 How come height doesn't matter to you if it matters to you whether or not your brother knows what's up? 476 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:02,780 Because I haven't told him yet. You've told him that you're gay? Yes, I have not told him that. But he's told his mom and dad 477 00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,780 Yes, he just hasn't told his brother 478 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:08,300 But my brother is going to be the most accepting out of all of us. I know. It's so strange 479 00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:11,340 It's so weird that you haven't told him yet. Every time that I know that he's going to see him 480 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:16,700 I'm always like Mason today's the day you can do this today's the day and then I meet him afterwards 481 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:22,140 And i'm like did you do it? Did you do it? Well the last time I saw him the last time I saw him was at a uab game 482 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:25,180 We went to the game together. I didn't want to tell him. Yeah, you can't tell him 483 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:29,260 It needs to be like you and him at dinner or something. Yeah, I didn't want to tell him. He's gonna be like well duh 484 00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,940 And that's what it's gonna be I know that's what it's gonna be so I'm like I knew that 485 00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:39,180 I know that's what it's gonna be and so that's why i'm like, I don't know why i'm so scared of it 486 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,180 But you know it is what it is 487 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:45,180 It's just one of those things and maybe i'm I don't know how it feels to do that 488 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:51,020 but like for me, I would think that it would feel like it's like something that you know, he probably knows already and 489 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:54,780 He knows he knows it's like do I like bringing it up? 490 00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:57,820 Is it gonna be like weird because he's gonna be like, yeah, he doesn't know how to bring it up 491 00:35:57,820 --> 00:36:00,780 But that's how it is for a lot of people. Why are you making a thing out of it when it doesn't need to be a thing? 492 00:36:00,860 --> 00:36:03,740 Exactly. Whatever but also as a straight person who has a 493 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:05,500 gay 494 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,060 Relative you don't want to push it 495 00:36:08,060 --> 00:36:09,420 You don't if you understand what's going on 496 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:12,860 You don't want to push somebody out of the closet when they're not ready not to say that i'm in the closet 497 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:18,060 But you don't want to out somebody or you know assume stuff and just right because some people you're gonna come out when you're ready 498 00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:20,060 You're gonna be ready to say it whenever you're ready 499 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:26,620 Well, and I mean for all intents and purposes you are out. Yes, 99.9 conversation with him. That's all 500 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:33,100 Exactly. Right. Yes, exactly right. Yes. I mean just looking at the snaps that I post on my instagram story 501 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,660 He can make you know, he can assume all this 502 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:40,540 He knows I just haven't had the formal conversation and you know what the bad thing is. I should have told him when I was at the bar 503 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:41,980 with him 504 00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:45,180 Almost a year ago. We were at um, what's that place called? 505 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:49,180 Fuck it's some type of pub place in hoover. It was just me and him sitting up at the bar 506 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:54,380 Chit chatting about bullshit. I should have told him on tap. Yes on tap. Thank you. I want 280 507 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:56,780 No, the one in hoover. I just went in hoover. It's nice 508 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,860 Never been to that one. It's nice. They have a really good patio. Yeah, cool 509 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:05,260 I should have told him right then and there and I just didn't it's gonna be about the time and the place and 510 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:09,820 Well, you have to feel right in your heart about it. Yeah, and that's okay. Yeah, I mean that's 511 00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:14,380 That I mean when it wouldn't have been for me wanted to date a specific boy when I was in college 512 00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:16,860 My mom still would not know to this day honestly 513 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:20,860 But because I was dating a boy and I was like if i'm gonna date him I need to tell my mom 514 00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,940 I told him two weeks later that guy 515 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:25,580 Ghosted me like nobody's missing. So like would you 516 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:31,580 After you told your mom yeah, but still you know what that's good because would you want to date somebody that's not out to their family? 517 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:35,660 No, it just makes it harder. Right. It just makes it harder. So anyways, what I was saying was 518 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,220 There is somebody in my life who I'm not 519 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:45,420 I don't feel comfortable telling them because they are very you know old school in the way that they think and they're very stuck in their ways very 520 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:49,180 Christian conservative and I just know that it's not going to end well 521 00:37:49,180 --> 00:37:54,220 And so you're not going to get the reaction that you would like to get and even the conversation 522 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:57,980 And no matter what you tell them, they're not going to want to write and it's not going to change 523 00:37:57,980 --> 00:38:03,660 How does it make you feel when that person that knowing that that person feels that way? 524 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:06,860 It breaks my heart because I would like for this person to be a part of 525 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:11,660 I would like for this person to be a part of everything. I would like this person to be at my future wedding god willing 526 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:14,460 Uh, you know at you know 527 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,420 Anniversaries party, you know how come christmas is and things like that 528 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,460 But you know, i've already told i've told myself if it comes to this person 529 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:24,620 If it comes between me and this person and the love of my life, i'm choosing love my life 530 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:28,380 I'm not stopping this train because of anybody. You know what I mean? So if it comes down to it, I will 531 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,020 Tell them and be like, okay, I'm gonna go to this person 532 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:35,020 So if it comes down to it, I will tell them and be like this is what it is 533 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:37,900 Be happy about it or not. You could stick in this life, you know 534 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:45,500 I mean, that's a good mind frame. I think to have because you gotta take care of yourself, especially when you know, it's 535 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:50,940 Everyone deserves to have love and you shouldn't let nothing stop in your way. Have you had anybody any other like 536 00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,900 um gays or 537 00:38:53,900 --> 00:39:01,740 Gays, you know, like so they like on howard stern they are the guy that is on 538 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:07,900 What's his name? He's like the top gay. He's like i'm the top gay. What is his name? Anyways, lance bass 539 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:10,140 I don't know. It's me. Andy cohen 540 00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:15,820 Andy cohen is top and he goes by that like that. He's like i'm the top gay 541 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,220 He is top gay to me, but yeah, so 542 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:22,460 But you what so what's the question? So like have any other and what he would 543 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:28,940 It was gays like people that like I mean other of your friends that are like because why have friends that are gay that 544 00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:31,260 That are not will not come out for whatever reason right? 545 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:35,660 But do they think that you do you have any friends that are gay that? 546 00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:41,820 Think that you are in the wrong for not coming out. I have had some that have said, you know, that's their problem 547 00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:45,820 You know, whether however they want to take it that's on them, you know, you shouldn't be afraid to live your life 548 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,900 But you know at the same time 549 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:53,180 It would break my heart and it would break their heart and it's something that I just don't want to go through 550 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:55,420 You know, there's no reason to go through it in my mind 551 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:59,340 So, you know everyone has their own process. Everyone has their own way of doing things 552 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:04,140 I just don't want to live my life being 45 and still not telling people, you know who I am, right? 553 00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:09,260 Yeah, damn did that happen? But also it's kind of like one of those things where it's like, you know if you tell that person 554 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:15,980 You're gonna have like they're gonna real. Yeah. Well, no, it's not necessarily real. It's well, it's already real 555 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:21,260 No, but it's well, it's got if i'm getting serious that person's gonna if i'm getting serious with a person 556 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:26,620 I'm like, let's say i'm in a serious relationship with somebody for six months plus then it'll become decision time, you know 557 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,700 You know, what do we do? 558 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:32,940 You know and how do we go about this? Of course at that point my parents will know and you know 559 00:40:33,340 --> 00:40:38,460 There'll be other people who will know but I would I would think and I but i'm assuming this 560 00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:40,460 But I would think that if you found the right person 561 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:45,980 And it was time to like talk to do something like that that that person would understand and would be okay 562 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:46,540 Yeah 563 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:50,780 If you not telling and you gotta be afraid and that's another thing with the gay community is that you gotta be up front with 564 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:55,260 That kind of stuff like you gotta be that's one of the first questions between besides top or bottom 565 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:58,140 Yeah, besides top or bottom you ask are you out? 566 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:03,020 And that's gonna be a deal breaker for some people and you're right the right person will understand 567 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,260 You know if there are a couple people that don't know 568 00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:09,180 Isn't it so interesting that like straight versus gay like 569 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:14,460 Like you straight they're like no reason to ask you talk about so many other things. Are you out? 570 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:20,140 Are you are you top or bottom? Like why don't we ask? Are we top or bottom? Like, you know, who's more dominant? 571 00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:23,180 There's a question with women and men. I mean, yes there is yes 572 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:26,380 What you mean? There ain't no top or bottom with men. Oh, yes there is 573 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,820 I got a match. I got a match on 574 00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:30,460 Well, you know what I mean, but top or bottoming is different things with y'all 575 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:33,500 It's different. Yeah, it's different but it's like more like a who's more dominant 576 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:37,420 I got a match on Hinge and it long story short 577 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:41,260 It's a guy that I went on a date with like back when I first moved back to Birmingham 578 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:43,020 I was probably 20 years old 579 00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:47,340 He was the cousin of like this family that my dad is like friends with 580 00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:52,620 And he like came and picked me up took me to the movies and he was a ding dong. He's younger than I am 581 00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:59,100 But we matched on Hinge because I was like I want to see what like what's up with this dude, you know now 582 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:04,620 Like however 15 years later, whatever and when I was talking to him today 583 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:09,260 He was like, do you like being pampered? And I was like being I mean like 584 00:42:09,980 --> 00:42:15,740 Elaborate like massaging my feet right or like getting my nails done or like giving me money and okay 585 00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:18,780 So that's hell. Yeah 586 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:24,300 Yes, yes all of the above that's what it was spending his money and also my god 587 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:28,380 Humiliation in the bedroom. Oh, wait, is that being pampered? 588 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:34,700 Wait, so he wants to humiliate you in the bedroom and then give you his money. Oh hell yeah 589 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:37,660 Can I come watch? 590 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,420 I don't know exactly why he has like that 591 00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:49,660 Fetish, I guess if you will. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I need to get that from the dating apps. And he was like are you down? 592 00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:53,660 And I was like, I don't know. There's some people who are into petting and that's very weird. That's 593 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:57,740 That's petting heading which that's more of a fetish but that's you know heading 594 00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:01,340 Yeah, like heavy petting heavy petting like just like dry. Humming 595 00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:06,460 That's where I was going with that. We talked about that already. I can't remember dry 596 00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:09,980 The hot chocolate 597 00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:12,140 Okay, I have a heavy petting story for you 598 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:17,980 But I want to hear the rest of this dude like no that was it like he was like are you into it? 599 00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:21,180 And I was like, I don't know. Hell. Yeah, give me some money. I'll humiliate you 600 00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:23,180 You 601 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:29,420 I don't know. I I had to go to a baby shower that conversation 602 00:43:29,420 --> 00:43:34,620 I'll have to finish later. Like is he rich or is he like just like a regular like middle class dude? 603 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:38,060 I don't know middle class dude that is gonna give me like 50 bucks 604 00:43:39,660 --> 00:43:42,220 I don't know. Maybe i'll find out when I get drunk later. We'll see 605 00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:47,900 But heavy petting. I can't wait. So back in the day like when I very first moved into my apartment 606 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:51,500 It was the very first time that I ever lived by myself. It was nine and a half years ago 607 00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:53,180 I 608 00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:55,500 Was on match.com then so yes 609 00:43:56,460 --> 00:44:03,020 Your girl has been on the apps for like 10 f-ing years. It's ridiculous. Well, they used to have that never mind. We'll keep going 610 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:06,060 So I matched with this guy 611 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,700 Find out that he lives in my apartment complex 612 00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:13,420 And wait, is this the same place you're living in now? Yes. Okay. Have I met this person? 613 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:17,980 God no, this was mason. This was nine years ago over that sure 614 00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:23,020 No, and so we found out that we lived in the same apartment complex 615 00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:27,900 So he invited me to come over for hot chocolate. Okay. Wait, wait, hold on 616 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,500 Hot chocolate, okay 617 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:37,340 It gets worse did it get did you have alcohol in it or something? Absolutely not. That's so random 618 00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:41,420 Yes, it is. Was it christmas time? He was very tall. Was it even cold outside? 619 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:44,940 Did he go to was he part of church of the highlands like I know? 620 00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:48,300 No, no, no, no, no, he was like a grown up 621 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,260 Yeah, the church coming after you. No, he was a grown up 622 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:56,220 But I went over there and this mug didn't even know how to make hot chocolate correctly 623 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,620 First of all, that's the first like negative of the night 624 00:44:58,860 --> 00:45:02,380 Because he put the water in there and then put the hot chocolate in I was like bro 625 00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:07,260 You gotta like heat up the water first like it's not gonna melt. You can't put that in 626 00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:14,220 Negative. Listen linda. I don't know but he also so then he did make it correctly dumped it out and had more and after you had 627 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:16,860 Yes, I know i'm bossy 628 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:19,260 um, but he also had 629 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:22,220 Now you're just a boss 630 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:28,860 Not bossy. So he also had like the fireplace app thing like playing on his tv 631 00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:33,340 So there was like a fake fire. That's like in the teslas. They had the fireplace thing on there 632 00:45:33,340 --> 00:45:39,420 Have you seen it like you can get in there and like set the mood in your tesla? Oh, were you with okay? 633 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,300 We're gonna go on a tangent 634 00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:45,820 Okay, so he makes the hot chocolate and like we sit down on the sofa 635 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:50,940 and he immediately I mean just dove right in and was like 636 00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:55,580 Are you a virgin? Whoa. Wait dove right in just like talking, right? 637 00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:59,980 Yeah, just ask that question. Like I don't even think I had five sips of my hot chocolate. How old were you? 638 00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:04,060 I was like 24 at this point 25 maybe 639 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:08,700 He was at least my age if not a couple of years older 640 00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:15,340 Okay, so he's like mid 20s. Was he probably because he invited you over for hot chocolate 641 00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,620 So I said no, I am not 642 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:23,100 And he was like well, I am but i've done some heavy 643 00:46:25,580 --> 00:46:27,580 He was my age or a few years older 644 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:32,220 And so I didn't know what it was y'all I did not know and I was just like heavy petting no 645 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:34,940 And so I knew so basically dry humping 646 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:39,420 But I didn't know though. And so other things hopefully I don't know 647 00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:43,980 But all I know is that I left within the next 10 minutes after that 648 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:46,460 And I was like 649 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:51,260 I'm sorry. I don't think like this is gonna work out. Whatever. Like I was honest. I didn't like ghost him 650 00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:54,140 I mean, he lived in my same apartment complex. How weird would that be? 651 00:46:54,140 --> 00:47:00,940 I think that heavy petting means like you dry hump, but then also you like touch like he like put his hand up your shirt 652 00:47:01,020 --> 00:47:06,300 And touched your boobs or something. I mean, yeah, I think that's probably fair, but he didn't have any b in the v 653 00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:11,660 Well, that's would make him not a virgin right 654 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:13,900 Anyways, I didn't know what it was 655 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:20,140 I had to go home and get on the googles and figure out what it was and then i'm by myself at that point 656 00:47:20,140 --> 00:47:24,960 Like I was very sowwy hysterical because i'm like God bless america 657 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,360 Be a virgin and just say you're a virgin 658 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,520 Don't ever tell anyone you're heavy petting. Well, so it's weird 659 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,440 Yeah, you can just be like, well, i'm your version but like on our first date with I mean we were I don't even think 660 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,720 I was over there for 30 minutes. And so did you leave? Was it? 661 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,160 so if that happened to me, I would have probably stayed for like 662 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,880 Two days because I would have felt bad leaving 663 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,880 No, I could not wait to get out of there. 664 00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:48,880 He thinks I'm leaving because of that. 665 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,880 I was. 666 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:53,480 Was he like, don't leave because I'm a virgin? 667 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,720 No, he didn't say that, but he was like, can I walk you home? 668 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,320 And I was like, no, I'm good. 669 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,520 You should have been like, well, do you- 670 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,040 I didn't want him to know where I live. 671 00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:01,040 He was enough that he knew I- 672 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,840 Did he want to not be a virgin anymore or did he like- 673 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,840 He's married now. 674 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:10,360 And the reason why I know that is because his wife is Santana's family doctor. 675 00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,640 What the hell? 676 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:13,640 Yeah. 677 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:22,200 So I was telling them this story and I remembered what his name was. 678 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:28,560 So I got on Facebook and showed Santana a picture and she goes, that's my doctor. 679 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,560 He's married to my doctor. 680 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:34,240 And she goes, he's not a virgin anymore because he just had a second kid. 681 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,400 So he's been deflowered. 682 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,400 I'm sorry. 683 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:41,920 I could not- if I found out that somebody I was going to marry was a virgin, I wouldn't 684 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,920 know. 685 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:43,920 Why not? 686 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,720 Because I need you to have some practice. 687 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,720 You don't come on the bed- 688 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720 You would marry a virgin. 689 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:48,720 I might. 690 00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:49,720 No. 691 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,720 Absolutely not. 692 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,280 You don't come on the baseball diamond unless you've swung the bat a few times. 693 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,280 I totally agree. 694 00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,280 You do not come out the dugout. 695 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,760 You don't want to test drive the car before you buy it for the rest of your life. 696 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,200 What if you were having terry micro penis sex? 697 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:08,200 Maybe we would make him test drive it, but first and then, you know what I mean? 698 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,200 That's yeah, I understand that, but I'm not about- 699 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,200 You know what I mean? 700 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,200 Like you're going to date somebody. 701 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,240 You know what the penis looks like. 702 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:17,800 Honestly, I would rather at this point, I'd rather have a freaking virgin than some dude 703 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:22,000 that's going around cheating on me and stuff like all the other dudes that are around here. 704 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000 That is fair. 705 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,240 But if somebody came to me and said, no, I'm saving myself for marriage, no, you've got 706 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,240 to go- 707 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,240 Like honestly though? 708 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,240 Yeah, okay. 709 00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:32,040 So that's, but like, so- 710 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,800 Anyways, no more heavy petting for this girl. 711 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,640 Well, that's good. 712 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,120 At least, are you going to- 713 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,960 Put that on your Tinder profile. 714 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,960 No heavy petting. 715 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:46,360 I mean, I would prefer, I mean, I don't get anything. 716 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,040 I don't even get any kissing or anything. 717 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,160 So I might like some heavy petting here. 718 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,720 All right, well the next one I encounter, I'll send your way. 719 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,720 Okay, cool. 720 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:54,720 Sounds good. 721 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:55,720 Yeah. 722 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:56,720 There's always somebody out there who will want it. 723 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,720 All right, guys. 724 00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:58,720 Ain't that the truth? 725 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,920 Well, we have got to go because we've got our, we've got this whole Halloween party 726 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:03,920 to go to. 727 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,920 We're actually 17, 15 minutes late right now. 728 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,920 We're going to be really late. 729 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:07,920 We have to go pick up our friend. 730 00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,440 You're not doing well today. 731 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,440 And then we have to go over there. 732 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,440 We'll be doing good to get there by 8. 733 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,440 I know. 734 00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:13,440 Yeah. 735 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,440 Well, good thing you got dip though. 736 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,440 So we'll be good. 737 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,440 Yeah. 738 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,440 Yeah. 739 00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:18,440 All right. 740 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,120 This is the Thick AF podcast signing off. 741 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,800 Follow us at the Thick AF podcast. 742 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:31,520 That's T-H-I-C-C-A-F podcast on Instagram. 743 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:37,920 And send us any of your thoughts, concern, wrecks, anything like that at thickafpodcast.gmail.com. 744 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:38,920 Woo-hoo. 745 00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,920 Bye. 746 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:40,920 A-B-C-D-E-F-G. 747 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:41,920 I have to go. 748 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,920 I don't know why it's so good. 749 00:50:42,920 --> 00:51:09,480 Oh my God.