Hello, Governor. Hello. Okay, it's working now. Okay. How you doing? I'm good. How are
you? I'm sore. I think that you know how you came in and I had already poured myself a
glass of red wine and I haven't had a glass of red wine in a really long time. Yeah.
And I was like, I think I might be allergic to red wine. And it's not allergic, but it's
like, you know, it's like a histamine or I think it's a histamine. I feel like my nose
is starting to get stuffed up in there and now I feel like my throat is scratchy. Like
I've been yelling, but I've been feeling that way for a long time. What's a long time. But
today I didn't feel that way. COVID or no, since I got back from the beach, I felt like
this. I've had this like feeling in my throat. I've had like a cough and a little bit of
a runny nose, but like nothing like completely under the weather. But yes, I can. I agree
with you. I've felt like out of sorts for like two weeks. Yeah. Not good. And I'm taking
COVID tests like crazy. Yeah. I love them. My, my psychiatrist was like, okay, yeah,
you should take a nap in the middle of the day. And I'm like, how am I supposed to do
that? Like on my lunch break? And so I'm like, okay, we'll lay down for lunch and take a
little short nap. I've done it like before in the past where I've like got a headache
or something where I've taken a little nap, but it was like a two hour long nap. And,
and I text my boss and was like, I don't feel good. But like now I'm like, she, she did
tell, she was like, you should probably try to do that. Yeah, but you shouldn't feel bad
about that. If that's your lunch hour and that's how you choose to spend it. Take a
nap, girls. Well, and they, they, she still thinks that I might have narcolepsy, which
is crazy. Even though I had that, I had a sleep study or whatever. And I mean, she wants
me to get another one. And I'm just like, no, I don't want to do another one of those.
It was ridiculous. And they're going to treat it the same exact way as I treat it now. Just
fall asleep all of a sudden. Well, okay. So it's different. And that's what people think.
Like reverse narcolepsy? There's different types of narcolepsy. So, and, but yes, essentially
it's like this, that's what, and people think, oh, it's like funny in movies. People just
fall asleep all of a sudden. Well, it's like your body goes into your, the sleep stages
are different. And then also, so the first time this was several years ago, when I went
to my psychiatrist, they were like, she was like, well, Hey, um, what if you, you might
have narcolepsy. And I was like, what? And I kind of looked at them like they were crazy.
And they were like, well, no, do you drop things a lot? And I was like, I mean, I don't
know. And she was like, well, you would know if you did. Like, so apparently it's called
cataplexy where you can have narcolepsy with or without it. And if you have it, you like
drop things like things or your knees buckle when you have like a strong emotion. Like
one second or something. I don't, I guess I'm not really sure how that, how that works
with your brain, but like, I don't know why I just dropped my phone. Like it's way over
there now. I'll get it. I got a dog in my mouth and my mouth and my hand. I mean, essentially
my mouth. So, but yeah, no, I, and sometimes I'll drop something and I'll be like, I think
I have narcolepsy, but I'm like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's like that. Um, there
are certain things. So I had those, um, I haven't had them. It's been a couple years
actually. I mean, sometimes it'll probably happen, but I haven't had like the really
bad like, um, case of the hallucinations. Like, so when I, they're called hypnopompe,
a hypnagogic or something like that. No, so we'll sort of hallucinations. So like when
you go to sleep, so it'll, it's usually happens to me, I have a log in my phone. Whenever
it happens, I like wake, cause I remember what happens. Um, happens is I'll like wake
up and I, okay, so let me just back up. I had never told my like psychiatrist about
these cause I just thought that it was like normal. And then like probably five years
or more ago, I don't know how long ago, five years ago, I told them about it and they were
like, Oh, and this is when the, the, um, the narcolepsy thing talks started happening.
And they were like, I was like, well, I have these things, this stuff where I like will
go to sleep and I'll wake up in the middle of the night or not in the middle of night.
It's usually about an hour after I go to sleep. Like one time I was at my parents' house.
Have we talked about this before? So one time I haven't, I've never told you this. Okay.
So one time I was at my parents' house and I'm like sleeping in my bed and my dad is
asleep and my parents are asleep in their bed and I wake up in the middle of the night
and I, it was like an hour after I go to sleep and about midnight, probably ish. I'm like,
I see this thing flying. It was like kind of like a drone looking thing flying around
my room and I'm, and it's going to shoot me. It is trying to get me or whatever. It's like
an alien thing or something. And I am like freaking out. I get up and I run to my dad
and I am awake and I remember all this. I run down the hall to my dad. I wake him up
and he's like, Emily, what's wrong? What? He's like, what? And I'm like, dad, there's
a thing and I tell him what I saw and I'm in my head. I'm like, it's legit. Like there's
something and I'm telling him to get up and come look at it. By the way, I'm like 30 years
old when this is happening. 32 maybe 31. And I'm like, um, and he's like, Emily, you're
having a dream. You're, you're asleep. You're sleeping Emily. And I'm like, no, I'm not.
And I'm like slapping my face. I'm like, I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm like, there's something
in there. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah. Like I know what's happening. And we walk halfway down
the hallway and I'm like, all like my heart's racing and everything. And I walk halfway
down the hallway and I looked at him and I was like, he gets up like a good dad, of course,
and walks down the hallway and I'm like halfway down and I'm like, dad, I'm sorry. I'm really
sorry. I woke you up. I was like, I realized this is not real. We didn't even, we didn't
even make it back to my room. And I was like, uh, I'm so sorry. Um, but like stuff like
that. And one time there has been other situations, like one time I was in Auburn and I woke up
and like thought the floor was caving in. And so I didn't have butter bean at the time
or my cat, but I picked cricket and Rosie were in their beds on the floor. And that's
back when I like made them sleep in the, on the floor in their beds. And I like picked
them up in my arms, one on each side and like start running out, trying to like make sure
we don't fall into the cave, like caving in floor. And I'm like, Oh my God, this is crazy.
Like I don't know. It's crazy stuff. And I remember it happening and I get like my heart
races and, but, and it seems so real and it's so crazy. So those are what those are called.
And there's like, depending on that, I guess, like in the more, I don't know, I think it's
a time there's two different names for them. And I don't know. It's like hypnog, pompic
and hypnagogic or I don't know. Interesting hallucinations. So I have those and that's
part of such, and at first, before you explained it to me, I thought that it was going to be
like a dream. What is essentially a dream. But then I wake up and I'm like in that dream
and it's happening in real life. Like it's happening while I'm awake. Right. But I'm
just saying like, you know how sometimes when you're like falling asleep, you'll dream that
you're like falling or something like that. You know what I'm saying? Like definitely
not the same thing. Yeah. No, this is like, like I'll be in my room seeing and I'll be
like awake and I see something flying around the room. Yeah. That's wild. That would freak
me out too. Yeah, it's freaky. So they, we changed my medications that I was taking and
added more and that helped. And so that stuff that I was taking treats or am taking treats
narcolepsy. So essentially, even if I were to get, even if I were to have, to really
have it and do these sleep studies, you're already, I'm already taking them. Yeah. You
would take anyways. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense then. Yeah. Why add more meds if,
or spend the time to take the sleep, the second sleep study to find the same thing out. When
I'm not really, and this is going to be like public for everybody to hear. Like I, I'm
not really, I mean, I, I do tell some people, but like, and I think it's kind of crazy,
but a long time ago I was like, Oh my God, I'll turn the lights on. I like wake up and
turn the lights on. Kind of like it reminded me of like when you had that whole conversation
with me, I don't normally have conversations. Like one of my boyfriends one time. I don't
normally have conversations either. So when you told me that I was like, what? Like Brandon
has never woken up the next day and been like, um, we had this whole conversation last night.
Do you remember this? I didn't even really talk back to you. You just talked. He just
kept talking. I was like, Oh, okay. Gotta go. Bye. You just like, we're like, and you
were wide awake and I was like, you were, that's what I said. I was like, you're the
lightest sleeper ever. I was like, I hate sleeping with you because every, I had turned
like one inch and you're like, what are you doing? And I was like, Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Well, I think a lot of that has to do with like, I think like in my bed that I have now
with Brandon, like I can barely feel him like get in or out of bed. So like any movement
or typically when Joleen's going in and out of the bed, she's doing it on his side. So
it's not very disruptive to me. And so I think when I am in a different sleeping situation,
which I mean, you and I have slept together before, but like we don't do it on the regular.
And I feel like in your bed, you can't like feel any of the movement in that bed. You
could feel everything. And so yes, you could, I couldn't, but I also think that it was,
it was in a different place, but it was also like an emotionally heightened weekend or
whatever. And I don't think I was going to sleep good regardless. So it was just going
to be like a light sleeping situation, but yeah, I'm a psycho. I get it from my mother.
She does that shit all the time. What are you, what are you doing? Mitch? What are you doing?
I'm like, why are you worried about what I'm doing? That's what I was thinking. I was like,
why is she so white? Just go back to bed. I'm trying to find my face mask. I think that's
how I said it. I was like, I was like, nothing is nothing. You were like, no, for real, what
are you doing? I'm like, I'm like, my face mask fell off and I'm trying to find it. Sorry,
I was interrogating you in your sleep. No problem here. No, I do not recall at all.
No, yeah. The sleep thing. I have, I don't have a lot of issues with that anymore. Really.
I don't think, but I don't know. I don't really have anybody here to tell me that, that I
had, that I haven't, that like I've gotten up and turned the lights on. So there's an
app that you can get if you wanted to record your sleep. I know. And it like records your
farts and stuff. Yeah. And it'll tell you, you farted at this time and it was juicy.
No, well you can go back and, well it'll show you like a whole log or whatever. And like,
it's called Snore Lab. So it's mainly for snoring, but it would tell you like, if your
volume got like heightened, so you could go back very quickly and like zero in on that
specific like instance of sound movement, you know, whatever. I don't normally talk
in my sleep that I know. I actually, you know what I did on Jessica's Bachelorette trip.
Remember Geraldine was like, you were like really talking big time last night. And I
was like, Oh God. I was like, I'm so sorry. Well that whole trip I was with Lisa and I
felt like I had, you know, Lisa sleeps like she's fricking dead. Like she sleeps on her
back for the most part and she just lays in one spot. And I mean, she is out. And so the
whole time I was like, Oh my God, I can't move. I can't wake her up, you know, whatever.
Cause we were just in a queen, you know, queen size bed or whatever. And I was like sleeping
like a, you know, light as a feather. I just don't do good. Like, like I do good with like
Melanie or with Brandon, with people that like, I know they're, I'm not going to bother
them, you know, like whatever I do. So then I can actually sleep.
I probably gave you like anxiety before, because I was like, I don't want you to snore. I didn't
mean to do that. I think that was probably part of it too, because I want, I don't want
to be a bad sleeping partner for somebody, but like I do what I do when I'm asleep and
I can't help it. You know what I mean? But I did try to be conscious of like not drinking
too much to where I snore like a 5,000 pound man. So, well, look, I had been at the beach
with my parents already and I had, they both snore. They did me a favor. And it was, so
I was like, I was like, well, it was bad. I won't get into it, but yeah. So that's a,
I wish I slept like Butterbean, except for in the morning. Actually, you know what? I
want to be like him in the morning. He's like, it's time to go. It's a brand new day. Oh,
oh, oh, let's go chase birdie. And I'm like, I hate you Butterbean. Go back to sleep. It's
five o'clock. You know, I woke up before Brandon did today. I know I had, well, I had a presentation
to do at eight 30 this morning and I snoozed my alarm like two or three times or whatever.
And after that, I was like, no, bitch, you have to get up. You have to get ready. Like
if you don't, you're going to be mad at yourself. If you're like slapping makeup on your face
at eight 25. Yeah. What time was your thing? Eight 30. Oh yeah. Oh, I was like, oh, I got
to go like seven 30 and made sure that I had time to like get, make my water, make my coffee,
wash my face, put some makeup on, get dressed, you know, whatever. Yeah. I don't know the
people that make like eight and nine o'clock meetings. No, this was the only time that
I could pick. So right now we're doing, but we're doing some cross training at work. And
so everybody, well, all of our managers are being invited to all these meetings. And so
their calendars are slammed. So eight 30 was the only time that I could do it. And so I
just slapped it on there and I was like, but sometimes that is almost better for me than
having like not having anything till 10 o'clock because I won't really like get going good
until like 11, like work wise, like I'll do the things that I have to do, but I'm not
going to dig in if I don't have, you know, a responsibility or a meeting to attend early
on. Yeah. I don't like the early meetings and I don't like, I don't like it because
I think that if you have an eight o'clock meeting, I am not even there till eight o'clock.
I shouldn't have to be there till eight o'clock. Right. And also I need to mentally and not
physically, but like mentally and I guess electronically prepare. I don't know. Yeah. I need to prepare
for this meeting and I don't think I should have to do that on my own time. Seven 30 in
the morning. Right. No, I agree with that. The only time that I've really, our meetings
are supposed to be from like nine to three or something like that. I think like they
don't really encourage like late afternoon meetings or whatever. And the only time that
I had like consistent eight AM meeting was this client that I had from India. And for
them it was like seven 30 PM or six 30 PM or something like that. So it was outside
of their working hours. But you know, my company wasn't going to require us to be online earlier
than, you know, a, our regular start time, which was nice, but I mean they were working
after business hours. So I think perfect time for meetings is like not perfect, but like
between 10 and so if you start starting at 10 and three starting at three, so ending
at four, you need to have an hour to finish up, to get all your stuff done for the end
of the day. You need to have two hours to get in there, figure out your inbox, the imperative
things for this meeting, whatever. Yeah. Get your stuff going. Like, and I will just say
this, none of us saying us saying that we don't want an eight or nine AM meeting is
not productive procrastination either. It is just common courtesy for waking your ass
up and getting started in the morning. Right. And like, and like just like when you walk
into the office and you haven't even turned your computer on at eight o'clock and somebody
walks in your office asking you for something, I'm like, hold on a second. I remember that
happened to me one time when I had to go into the office and the guy that I shared the office
with Desmond was like, Oh my God. He was like, after the person left, he was like, can't
even like, he was like, you don't even have your computer on yet. It's like eight oh five.
Like why are they in here trying to like, yeah, get all this stuff. Hold on a second.
Yeah. I shouldn't even like walk into somebody's office to ask them something until, I mean,
unless you have to have it. Right. For sure. But I mean, most people are still trickling
in at that time. So it's like, I feel like even in an office setting, even if you and
I had to show up somewhere at eight o'clock, I feel like eight 30 is like, you know, the
first time after, you know, water cooler talk or getting settled and you know, starting,
starting your day, getting your coffee, whatever, like that, that's half our courtesy. Like
hold on just a second. Yeah. Let me sit my ass in this chair first. Exactly. Yeah. And
that's, that's, should be, it should be how it is. Like I don't ever go to like somebody,
unless it's like, Hey, I have to have this because somebody put a nine o'clock eight
or eight 30 or whatever meeting on my calendar. Oh God. Yeah. You're not walking in there
all willy nilly like, Hey, you know, I just kind of need this or whatever. It's like,
I'm coming to you with a purpose because it's, and I'm so sorry. I know you realize you just
got here. Yeah. A hundred percent. Absolutely. Exactly. Couldn't agree more. Yeah. So, um,
so how's the, uh, the wedding planning going? Are you, are you finished yet? No. Are you
sure you've been like, I don't know. I feel like you've already finished. I did book
somebody for my hair today though. Okay. Yeah. It's a girl that I used to work with at Jessica
and I are mutual friends with and she did Jessica's hair for her wedding. Um, but she
and I used to work together at Santa Fe day spa back in like the day, like 15 years ago.
Okay. Yeah. So she's going to do my hair. I'm excited about that. Um, no, we still don't
have anything as far as destination goes. My girl is supposed to be going to, I think
Turks and Kicos this weekend to my travel agent lady. Oh, okay. Yeah. To a conference.
And so she's going to try to get some recommendations and stuff from there and pick the minds of,
you know, some of her peers. So, so what about the other wedding? Have you planned that already?
I mean, no. Well, that one's first, right? No, I know. But I mean, it's just not, it's
not that many people that's going to be there. There's like, I have some like decor thoughts
in my mind or whatever, but I'm doing that brand and I are going to do that by ourselves.
Like we'll figure it out. Well, no, I don't mean like get a wedding planner, but what
have you planned? Have you planned anything for that one? Like, I guess what, in what
manner? Like what time it's going to be? Have you gotten invitations? No, we're still waiting
on our engagement photos. We thought about food. Yeah, we did think about food and we
thought we were going to cater from one place, but they don't have a location closer to where
it's closer to Grannis. And so I think that we're going to have to rethink that one. But
no, we haven't dug in that much. I'm what I'm focused on currently is Brandon getting
his shit out of his apartment because I really want that done before we go to New York. I
thought he had seen not already done that. Not everything. No, like he's his. I mean,
most of his winter clothes are still over there. You said this last time, I think, didn't
you? I did. He didn't go today. Oh, he moves stuff. The last time. Well, I'm trying to
think of when he was off last time, he brought some of his kitchen stuff and like cleaning
supplies and stuff like that the last time that he went over there. So he was in the
process of like getting rid of and starting donation piles and taking some some stuff
to go be donated already. So I think for the most part, it's just for some reason, I just
feel like he doesn't have anything and he can just leave. I don't know why, because
he hasn't really lived over there for real. Well, I mean, he has to go back once a month,
at least to go like pay his rent because they don't have an online payment portal. Oh my
God. Yeah. So I mean, that is probably like a drug. What is it called? A front or whatever
or a money laundering business or something because they're doing everything in like cash
or check 30 days. So oh my God. I mean, it's bright. He gets a cashier's check. He's not.
Yeah. But still, that is that's cash, essentially. Yeah. I mean, but it has to be made out to
the apartment complex. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. Don't care. He's not going to
live there much longer. So it doesn't matter. I mean, he really doesn't know anyway. So
whatever. No, we I took myself back to the gym. OK, so you took yourself to the gym,
like opposed to somebody else taking you to the gym. No, I made my fat ass get in the
gym is what I did. And because of your wedding? No, because I've needed to get back for a
long time. I mean, is that, you know, going to be helpful? Absolutely. But what gym did
you go to? I'm not paying for a membership until I make it a routine and a habit. But
which one did you go to? One of my complex. Oh, well, that if you have one there, then
why do you need to go anywhere? I mean, it's a pretty good gym. They've got a Smith machine
in there. They have dumbbells. Smith machine where like the like a squat rack. But it has
this thing where like if you say you were to drop it, it's inside. Oh, yeah. Like it'll
catch and not like fall on you. Is that the brand of it or is that what they're actually
called? That's what they're called. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So it's not a free
like free range squat rack or whatever where you would like just take it, take it off,
walk out, do your stuff and put it back. Yeah. It's in there permanently. Gotcha. I had no
idea that that's what they were called. Yeah. But then they've got like some cable machines
and some leg machines and they've got kettlebells. And yeah, I mean, that's a lot. That's good.
That's like you don't need anything else. They have a rowing machine. They have a sit
down bike. They have two treadmills and two ellipticals. What else do you need? I mean,
I wouldn't pay for a membership. I'm not like some bodybuilder professional. I just need
to like sweat a little and lift some weights. This is my gym, my home gym. And yeah, I do
have a muscle roller, a yoga mat, a jump rope and some 10 pound weights somewhere. I might
need to borrow that muscle roller. All right, go on for it. I did legs day before yesterday.
I'm dying. And now I forgot. Like I went up there and my legs were like jelly after we
finished or whatever. And then we get back to the apartment and I go, shit, I have stairs
to walk up now. Because ever since I've been living there, I haven't gone to the gym. And
so I forgot I have to walk upstairs. And every time I sat down to pee today, I thought I
was going to die. I was like, I need one of those old lady handles stuck to the wall so
I can hold on to it and sit down. So that happened to me when the first time I ever
went to Orange Theory, but it's a little different. So this was a long time ago. And I, the first
time I went, I think it was the first day, it might've been the second day. I came back
and I couldn't sit on the toilet for like two weeks. And I had, I think my apartment
complex had an old lady handle or it was like, I was using the toilet paper roll and I was
like, it's going to come out of the wall. It's going to come out of the wall. And I
was like, oh, and I would just like plop down on it. I was like, I'm going to break the
toilet. I was a lot smaller than though. So it was like, not like, thankfully like my
sink in my bathroom is like right next to the toilet. So I've been like holding onto
that and just like sitting down as easy as I possibly can. But every time I go up or
down the stairs, it's just a hot mess. And so it's, I mean, today's day three. So, so
you should take a break because you need to let your muscles. Yeah. So I went on Monday
and then I went for a walk yesterday just so because I was really tied to my desk yesterday.
I was like, I've got to move my legs like more than just getting up and walking around
this apartment or whatever. So I did take, um, Joleen for a walk. And then today I didn't
really do much with them at all. Yeah. I did the elliptical for like a little bit at the
end, but, and I felt better after that. So it's just going to be ugly at the beginning.
It's going to hurt. It's going to suck. And yeah, the only thing that hurts me now when
I try to work out is my butt because the seat, the seat on my bike, my Nordic track, like
Peloton situation bike, it's not an actual Peloton, but it looks similar. It, I bought
a new, a new seat when I got this, like on Amazon and it's supposed to be a bigger one
for my big, huge booty. And because that other one is like, it's in there and I think I should
get it out and show you. It was like, it's like a razor blade going up your butt. It
hurts so bad. And then it like bruises the insides of your legs. And it's like on your
vagina and your butt crack is like bruised feeling. And this one is better, but it's
not that great. See the bike that's at my complex is like a seated bike or whatever.
And even that it doesn't like, obviously there's nothing like on your like pelvic bone or whatever
between your legs, but it still just doesn't feel great. Yeah. It's not good. There's one.
So at the, the gym at the beach at my family's like condo, the beach, they have a bike, like
not a seated one, but like the seat is so big and it like fits my butt. And I was like,
oh my gosh, this is actually really nice. I kind of want one. Are you taking a selfie?
Yeah. Are you selfing? Our favorite Canadian. Who's Canadian? DP's fiance, Jess.
Oh, hi. Hey, how's it going? Well, I'm about to go up there and see them. She was just
asking me if I, there was anything I needed to do before I went up there. And so you sent
her a selfie instead? Well, I said, I'm not doing anything with getting my nails done.
I can't decide on a hair color, so I'm not touching it. And you've got this mess. And
so I sent her a picture. Oh, it's not a mess. It looks good. Your hair always looks good
though. Thanks. It does. It usually does. So does yours, Monica Lewinsky. Oh my God.
Why does Monica Lewinsky, the name sounds like an ice skater's name. Like, doesn't it?
It's like, what's that girl's name? You're the one who said it. So I did not come up
with this, but when she told me, I didn't believe it. And then I saw her, it's grown
out a little since then. No, it's cause I straightened it today. Cause it looks different.
But yeah, no, it does. It looks like a little, cause like when I blow dry it with a round
brush, it's like very fluffy and poofy Monica, not new Monica Lewinsky, old Monica Lewinsky
from the nineties or whatever years it was. But no. So what am I trying to say? Oh, her
name sounds like she should be playing hockey. Like, yeah, for either hockey or like ice
skating or gymnast, like doing like triple axels or gymnast, but they're not normally
Lewinsky's. Is a Lewinsky Canadian? I don't, I ski, the ski at the end is like, isn't
that like Eastern European? Yeah. But like they usually moved to Canada, I swear. Because
have you seen the, the lat like Tchaikovsky, not Tchaikovsky Goldberg, that's Canadian.
You just said Goldberg. I'm just trying to think of the names from, uh, mighty ducks.
Oh my God. Is this named Goldberg? Why did you say, why did you say it like that? You
went from SKI, SKY. I thought it was SKI. I guess it is. I will Lewinsky maybe why, but
there's other ones that are definitely, I went to school with a kid who had last name
Semitowski. Semitowski. That sounds like a mixture of a native American and a Canadian.
Oh my God. Or what, what would ski, is that like a Polish? Yeah. Russian or Polish or
something like that. So like a native American Polish person. I think we need to hush because
we're going to make ourselves sound real dumb. I don't care. I sound dumb all the time. I
don't care. I'm really not that stupid. I promise. No, we're not stupid. I mean, I'm
not like geographically genius or anything like that, but like the names and stuff like
that. I, my dad will be like, no, that's from this region. And I'll be like, Oh, whoops.
But I have no idea. I mean, I just think of hockey players. My last name is so basic and
my new last name is going to be even more basic. Uh, why am I forgetting? Oh, Smith.
I was going to say Sarah Mitchell and I was like, Mitchell, I was like, that's not it.
It's not it. It's not it. And this was a, Oh God. Whoops. Anyway. Okay. So, so I have
an FMK. All right. And speaking of like different regions, it's, uh, this one came from our
lovely Elizabeth, my brother's lovely fiance. And I have several like names to put in here.
So this is like leaders, world leaders. So like Kim Jong-un, Putin or Hitler. No. Yeah.
Fuck. Mary kill them. No, you have to. I'm going to kill Hitler. No, I'm not. Yeah. Kill
Hitler. Fuck Putin and Mary Kim Jong-un. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I lied.
My mom is calling me. I'm going to kill Hitler. Fuck Kim Jong-un. I don't know if I'm saying
that right. Kim Jong-un and Mary Putin, because I don't, and maybe I'm wrong, but Putin doesn't
like, he's not like genociding anybody. Right. Is he? Oh no, he's killing Ukraine. I know
he's attacking, but we, everyone has done that. White people did it to native Americans.
Like everybody does that to invade whatever they want. And I hate that. I think it's terrible.
I think they're all terrible people. Don't get me wrong. I think Putin is terrible, but
he's not like Hitler. He's not doing genocide. Well, I disagree with you. I would venture
to say that there are something in the history books that says that white settlers, it was
a genocide on native America. Well, that was a genocide for sure. Okay, but you're saying
that it wasn't. No, no, I'm saying Putin is not, no, no, no. Okay. So that was different,
but they, they came in. Okay. Nevermind. Putin is not making them walk the trail of tears
and like, and putting them in concentration camps. Right. I mean, from what I understand,
but maybe it's different. I don't know. I don't like that one. He's just, I don't want
to participate. So you have to participate. I don't, I want to kill all of them. I'm doing
agreed. I want to kill all of them, but I'm doing the same thing that you're going to
do. Okay. So you're going to marry Putin. I thought maybe Kim Jong-un because he played,
I watched that movie, that comedy movie that was about Kim Jong-un and who was it that
went over there? It was hilarious. And like the dude went over there and like played basketball
with him and he was like, had like strippers and stuff. It was, you've never seen it. Oh
my God. I'm going to look it up for you because it's funny. It's like, but that is terrible.
They're all terrible. Oh my gosh. This one came from Elizabeth and you need to just do
it. Okay. All right. Okay. So let me do the other one. Sorry, Elizabeth. This is no knock
to you. She's going to take it as that. No, it's not. You should. Okay. So how about we
do, she should take it as that. Yeah. I am not attacking her. I like her. She's our biggest
fan. One of them. Yes. Donald Trump, Joe Biden and George Bush. I added the George Bush in
there. That one did this. These, she just gave me like a bunch of like names. I'll go
right now. Okay. I'm Marianne George Bush. I'm fucking Biden. I'm killing Trump. Really?
Can you fuck Biden? I don't know if it's hard. Not my problem. I am going to, and that you're
not going to like this and I don't really care. A lot of people are not going to like
this, but I'm going to kill Biden. Fuck Donald Trump. I don't know. Yeah. Fuck Donald Trump
and marry George Bush. I don't know. Really want to marry George Bush. I think he's kind
of like, but like I honestly would probably, I might George W Bush, George W Bush. Yeah.
No, I'm like the only one that was alive when, or like president when we were alive. Wait,
what's the other one? I guess he was a baby. We were babies. Yeah. Yeah. So fuck Donald
Trump. Honestly, I'm not going to say anything else, but I'm going to marry either Trump
or Bush, but I'm killing Biden. I don't know. He's just so annoying and just like the worst.
I did not say anything bad. Like I just think he's, he needs to retire. That's all I say.
Listen, you can go ahead and marry Donald Trump. He might be in prison and then you
can just spend all his money. Exactly. Oh my God. But also they're trying to impeach
Biden right now for whatever his son did. That's enough politics for me. Oh my God.
Okay. Next time we won't talk about anything else important for the world. Lord have mercy.
I'm not going to let you. I'm going to kill presidents and we're leaders in the world.
Next time we're not going to let Sarah come, you're going to be our guest and we'll do
them together. Oh, you're not going to let me come to my own podcast. But I bet you a
hundred dollars. I bet you I could guess. Let me just guess what Elizabeth would do.
She would kill Donald Trump like you did. She would, she probably, she'd probably do
exactly what you'd, well, no, she would probably marry Biden. I don't know. I don't know what
she would do. I thought I knew, but I think she's going to kill Donald Trump for sure.
I think she's going to maybe, maybe marry Joe Biden. Maybe, but she might also marry
George. But I doubt it. Elizabeth send us a DM or an email and tell us what you would
do so we can report back to our fans. I'm going to, I'm going to text her while we're
talking and uh, and go. Okay. So I have a grievance to air with CBS. I went today, I
never leave for lunch or anything, but I was like, I really want a salad. So I was going
to go to Jim and Nick's and get a salad. And I was like, but let me go to CBS first because
I needed this, um, uh, like refill on something makeup wise. So I go in there and you know,
they've got a pretty big like section. I went to the one like across the street from my
house or whatever. They have a pretty good like drugstore makeup section and I'm like
all over, you know, drugstore makeup, tick tock, if you will, or whatever. And I'm not
huge on spending like, you know, major amounts of money on, you know, makeup products or
whatever. And so I go in there, there is literally not shit in there and it is so expensive.
The one across from your place. Yeah. It's so expensive. It's more expensive there at
CVS and it is at Walmart on Amazon at target everywhere. It's more expensive. And then
there's not shit. They have one tiny little display of elf makeup, which is, I mean, blowing
up more than it ever has before because they just keep coming out with all these great
Duke products to other like, you know, designer label, you know, products or whatever. And
they're like $4. Yeah. And they're, but they fricking work. I couldn't find shit in there.
So that's my grievance was CVS is that they're doing a shitty job with what they kept for
makeup. And I was looking at something else while I was there. I think it was this L'Oreal
like hyaluronic acid tinted serum or whatever. Those bottles looked like they were 9,000
years old. Ew. Yes. Like the product in there looked disgusting. So I will say that I was
at Target today and they have done the complete opposite because there is a mini Ulta inside
of the Target on 280. Now what I know, I know they have pulled up and I was like, why is
this big tent out here? They must be doing some renovations or something. Everything
is crazy different. They're putting, they were like the guy that worked in the, um,
the Ulta section. They have like, uh, he came up and was like, gonna help me. He's like
Ulta and Target employee. And it's like literally Ulta. They have all the stuff like Smashbox,
like, uh, Tart, all the Ulta, not all of them. No, I think it's just a collaboration, I think,
but I'm not sure. But you can, so if you, you can scan, you can, if you spend money
on stuff at the Ulta and Target or like, it's not, you don't check out separately. You just
buy it at the Target. You can also get, if you use your Target Circle app or whatever,
you can get points. You have to link it to your Ulta account and you can get, uh, Ulta
points. Do you have to use your Target Circle thing to get it or can it be linked like separately?
I think you have to use, I think you have to use your app or like your Target Circle,
your phone number or whatever it is that you put in. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so. I'm gonna have
to check it out. Yeah. I never go to Target, but I mean, now, now's the reason to go. Well,
you know, they also carry like not lower end, but like less expensive bobble bar stuff there
too. The jewelry. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh yeah. Where is that? I mean, they've had
it for a while. Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like a lot of like, to
today I was going to look for something. I'm trying to do a purse changing station or a
purse changing drawer or like a purse changing container, like basket so that I can have
a thing that I can put all the stuff from my purse in one area so that when I'm like
changing my purse out, it's not like all over my house, like, or on my, on my side table
and stuff like that. So I was looking for something good. I think I want to do like
a drawer, like a, like something with drawers, but I really today was kind of looking for
a, like a container. They're like $25 for like a plastic container. And I'm just like,
what the hell? You should have told me I could have brought you one. Oh, okay. Cause I've
got a bunch. What kind of containers are there? They're just little clear plastic containers
with tops on them. They're like that long, that wide. Oh cool. What'd you do? What? Why
don't you need them anymore? I mean, I bought them on Amazon. I mean, they're real Amazon
or Walmart. They're, I mean, flimsy a little bit cheapy, but like I bought them to keep
like cosmetics, like toiletry type stuff because I was getting fat fit fun and boxy charm and
all that kind of shit. And so when I was getting that, I needed somewhere to put it instead
of just like piling it somewhere. So I got those so I could stack them like in my bathroom
closet and stuff. But I just have a ton of extras. Oh, okay. Cause there was like 25
in there. Oh my God. Wow. Yeah. If I need that many, then I have too much shit. Yeah.
Okay. So breaking news. So Elizabeth text back and she said, she said, damn it, this
is hard. She said, Oh look, she said, Mary Bush, fuck Biden. And then she said in parentheses,
she said he would sleep through it and kill Trump. So I was kind of on the like a little
bit. Exactly. So you were right. You were on the money. Oh, this is funny. She said
Bush after nine 11 and she did like the hand hearts emoji. She said the man or my man.
And she said, we love a Patriot. I can't think she would like Bush that much. Um, Trump doesn't
need to marry or fuck anyone. He has Melania and Stormy. Who the hell's Stormy Stormy Daniels?
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Jeffrey Epstein's young ladies. And then she did like the sick
phase and then she sent a knife emoji like separately. What does that mean? Murder, like
murder Trump. Okay. We probably shouldn't say that. Nobody's going to murder anybody.
Nobody is murdering anyone. Thanks Elizabeth. We, I appreciate that. That's good. That's
good stuff. I'm glad she and I are on the same page. She sent, she like email bombed
me today with all this stuff for us to talk about. And it's a lot. It's good though. So
maybe we'll get to it. Maybe we won't. Okay. What else you got going on today? Um, just
random bits of news. Can we just do that? I guess. Um, I saw that and I don't watch
this. I will just go ahead and say this. So like, I have no dog in the fight, but I was
interested in the cast members that are going to participate. Um, but season 32 of dancing
with the stars is going to have some folks like, um, Ariana Maddox from Vanderpump rules,
Mauricio Umanski is I think how you say his last name. He is a husband on his wife. Um,
Kyle Richards is Rojas wives of Beverly Hills. And then Harry Jowsey who was from too hot
to handle. Is he Australian or is he British? I think he's British. Okay. Harry, that's
the one that was married to Francesca. They weren't not married, but you know, they went
off together in the sunset after handle. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. He's cute though. And
he's actually really good friends with Alex Cooper who does, um, call her daddy. Okay.
Yeah. And he, I listened to the episode that he was on with her, like the most recent one.
I think he's been on there quite a bit and it was actually a really good episode. Okay.
Um, he kind of talked about being a reformed fuck boy. Is he reformed though? We'll see.
I don't even know. Um, all right. Okay. And then I have a question for you. You have a
question for me. Cause I just want to know, um, cause I'm going to be experiencing this
probably sooner than you are, but I want to know what your thoughts are. What are you
looking forward to most about the weather cooling off? Um, and not having swamp ass
and like sweaty titties boobies all the time. I'm sorry, mom and dad, but you know, why
do we call it boob sweat instead of something else? And I can't remember what the hell it
was. Oh my God. I wish I could find that. Let me Google it and see if I can find it.
Well, what are you looking most for? Most like, please don't say like, Oh, I'm ready
to go in a pumpkin patch. Hello. God, no, I'm not ready to go in a pumpkin patch. Are
you crazy? No, I am also looking for it. Oh, I got it. Why do they call it boob sweat instead
of humidities? Humidities. Oh, but mine aren't human. Mine are like, human. The minor like
mine get, well, I don't know. They used to be worse. I don't know why, but if I were
a sports bra, like an act, like right now I'm wearing like a skim's bra, which I usually
am wearing a skim's bra, but like they, they don't get sweaty touch each other. Yeah. They
get worse in like an actual sports bra. I don't even have to be go work out if I'm like wearing
a sports bra to go work out in. They just start sweating. Yeah. I hear that. Um, yeah.
I'm looking forward to Jerry, my sister and I are going back to New York for, um, like
about two and a half weeks, um, to, you know, obviously work from home, but spend some time
with my mom, stepdad, and you know, that side of the family up there and it's supposed to
be cool. I am looking forward to sitting outside and not sweating my ass off. I am looking
forward to jeans and sweatshirts. Really? Yeah. Jeans. I never thought I would say it,
but I'm looking forward to jeans. Ew. I know it's horrible. Isn't it? I am not. I wore
jeans the other day to, um, dinner. Remember to last week. I don't want to talk about that.
What? Oh, dinner. Well, I wore jeans. We were just talking about my jeans though, but yeah,
I know it cooled off for like a hot second and then not really. It was like 80. Yeah,
but it felt good. I even had to turn my air like all the way down to low on the way over
here and it was 82. I'm like, why am I like cold in my car? This is weird. No, I mean,
I'm just looking forward to like, I don't know, throwing a sweatshirt on with bare feet.
You know what I mean? I love that. A sweatshirt on with bare feet. Yeah. Like I can be outside
to barefooted and the grass is like a little cold and I need a sweatshirt. Oh, okay. Gotcha.
Yeah. Or like a crisp morning where you can like drink hot coffee and enjoy it. That sounds
good. I'll drink a hot diet Mountain Dew and enjoy it. That's fine. I suppose. Yeah. That
sounds disgusting. No. Yeah. I mean, I'm in like not sweating. And then I used to really
like the winter a lot. I like it because my makeup doesn't melt off my face. The few times
that I wear it during the week. I just, I don't like the changing of the season. So
I, cause I get, my thing is I get used to it. So it takes me a while to be like, once
we get into winter, I'll be like, Oh, I've been wearing pants and I've been wearing a
sweater and like big clothes and like long sleeves and all this stuff. And then it's like,
Oh, now we're switching into summertime because we don't really have us. We have a little
bit of spring, but it's like a week long. Yeah. So it gets hot and then I'm like, okay, now
I've got to be like in no clothes and, and then like changing the seasons. Like I get
used to not wearing as many clothes and then I have to go back to it. Yeah. But I mean,
our winter is not even like cold enough to where we really have to like layer up a whole
lot. Like we're talking like we need long sleeves and like a thick flannel. Right. Maybe
a jacket. Yeah. So, I mean, it's just a very different experience than cold, cold weather,
but yeah, that I don't know. I, I just, I'm trying to think of other good things. I do
really like Halloween, but usually me too. Usually our Halloween is still hot though.
Yes. It was hot last year. And so then, but like every Halloween costume, except for those
sexy ones that I don't want to wear are like hot. So I'm pretty sure that I know what I'm
going to be for Halloween this year. That was a hot, that Halloween costume was hot.
It was like not breathable. It was like not breathable at all. I was like, I can't breathe
in here. Um, what did, do you know what you're going to be? Are you still going to be weird
Barbie? That dress still hasn't showed up. So I have something in my cart for, um, should
I talk about what I'm going to be or what I'm thinking about being? And you can tell
me if it's weird. Okay. And y'all can, y'all can like vote. So a couple of years ago, it
wasn't last year I was corn. It was the year before that. I think I was last year. No,
last year I was corn and the year before that, I think it was a year before that I was the
Jerry Garcia beanie baby. Yes, I knew that. And so, and I had like a tight eyed onesie
and like all this stuff. So I'm thinking about doing the princess Diana beanie baby this year
because there's this purple onesie that's the same brand and I really like onesies and
I can use it again and I'm going to have, I still have my tag in my closet. My, that
I made my tie beanie baby tag. And what am I going to do? What if it's hot? Well, there's
a butt, there's a butt slot for pooping and peeing. Yeah. Well, no, yeah. I can't remember
what I, yeah. I think I wore leggings underneath it last time. It was, it was like halfway hot
and halfway cold last, the one when I wore the other one. But yeah, I'm thinking and
like, yeah, there's a zipper or whatever and just wear like a, you know, tank top underneath
or something. Yeah. Yeah. I, that I was so comfortable and then I don't have to last
year it was like the most comfortable and that's how I like to be with my tennis shoes
and the same, you know, comfort is key. So I might do that because I haven't, but is
that lame? No. Okay. But I still have to like, I literally had to wear two things, which
was glasses and a t-shirt to be where's Waldo. So it's not weird or lame at all. Yeah. And
then I can wear this onesie later. Like, well, I try to like do stuff that I can like wear
later again, like this purple onesie. They're like, I'm over here one night this winter
and cramps is going to be in my tight-eyed onesies or her new purple one and be like,
all right, bitch, I'm ready to record. And it'll probably be every time I would just
put it on. If I got cold, I would just be like, I'm putting it on. It has a detachable
feet and you can put the feet on too. And then you can also pee in it. Like, okay. So,
you know, the usually onesies are only really meant for boys to go poop and they have like
the thing in the back and then they have, cause this one has a zipper that goes up and
down both ways on the front so that you can open it up for the dude to pee or poop or
your hand to wipe. And then the back thing, it unzips so far that you can like sit on
the toilet and it not be like hanging down in there. It's so good. They're like the best.
I think they're the forever lazies. I think that's what they're called. I don't know.
I bought it on Amazon. That's funny. Yeah. But it took me. So when I did this, I was
like determined to do the Jerry Garcia Beanie Baby and it, I ordered like four tight eyed
onesies I think. And I was like, this one's going to be the worst one. It looks like the
worst cause it's like fleece. It's the best. And then I bought it and like that year, I
think it was that same year, this guy that I was kind of dating or whatever, he was like,
Oh my God, I want to buy one of those two. And he bought one not for Halloween just because
they're so cozy. Yeah. But you have to buy like a size small and like, I feel bad for
the people that are small because I think that mine is a size small and it's big on
me. Yeah. It's not big. It feels good. Anyway. Interesting. So that I have like a lots of
ideas for Halloween costumes and I don't know, that might be it, but tell us what you think.
Send us an email, thick ad podcast at gmail.com. Yeah. Um, so I don't know. You want to wrap
it up for today? We got it. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks for hanging out with us today
guys. Thanks y'all. We'll see you next time. You can find us at thick AF podcast on Instagram.
Like Emily just said, thick AF podcast at gmail.com. If you want to send a vote for
what Emily should be for Halloween, or if you would like to send us some FMKs or anything
like that, and we'll see you next time. Bye.
ABCDEFG. I have to go.