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Hello, Governor. Hello. Okay, it's working now. Okay. How you doing? I'm good. How are

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you? I'm sore. I think that you know how you came in and I had already poured myself a

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glass of red wine and I haven't had a glass of red wine in a really long time. Yeah.

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And I was like, I think I might be allergic to red wine. And it's not allergic, but it's

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like, you know, it's like a histamine or I think it's a histamine. I feel like my nose

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is starting to get stuffed up in there and now I feel like my throat is scratchy. Like

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I've been yelling, but I've been feeling that way for a long time. What's a long time. But

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today I didn't feel that way. COVID or no, since I got back from the beach, I felt like

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this. I've had this like feeling in my throat. I've had like a cough and a little bit of

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a runny nose, but like nothing like completely under the weather. But yes, I can. I agree

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with you. I've felt like out of sorts for like two weeks. Yeah. Not good. And I'm taking

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COVID tests like crazy. Yeah. I love them. My, my psychiatrist was like, okay, yeah,

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you should take a nap in the middle of the day. And I'm like, how am I supposed to do

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that? Like on my lunch break? And so I'm like, okay, we'll lay down for lunch and take a

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little short nap. I've done it like before in the past where I've like got a headache

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or something where I've taken a little nap, but it was like a two hour long nap. And,

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and I text my boss and was like, I don't feel good. But like now I'm like, she, she did

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tell, she was like, you should probably try to do that. Yeah, but you shouldn't feel bad

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about that. If that's your lunch hour and that's how you choose to spend it. Take a

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nap, girls. Well, and they, they, she still thinks that I might have narcolepsy, which

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is crazy. Even though I had that, I had a sleep study or whatever. And I mean, she wants

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me to get another one. And I'm just like, no, I don't want to do another one of those.

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It was ridiculous. And they're going to treat it the same exact way as I treat it now. Just

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fall asleep all of a sudden. Well, okay. So it's different. And that's what people think.

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Like reverse narcolepsy? There's different types of narcolepsy. So, and, but yes, essentially

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it's like this, that's what, and people think, oh, it's like funny in movies. People just

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fall asleep all of a sudden. Well, it's like your body goes into your, the sleep stages

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are different. And then also, so the first time this was several years ago, when I went

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to my psychiatrist, they were like, she was like, well, Hey, um, what if you, you might

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have narcolepsy. And I was like, what? And I kind of looked at them like they were crazy.

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And they were like, well, no, do you drop things a lot? And I was like, I mean, I don't

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know. And she was like, well, you would know if you did. Like, so apparently it's called

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cataplexy where you can have narcolepsy with or without it. And if you have it, you like

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drop things like things or your knees buckle when you have like a strong emotion. Like

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one second or something. I don't, I guess I'm not really sure how that, how that works

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with your brain, but like, I don't know why I just dropped my phone. Like it's way over

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there now. I'll get it. I got a dog in my mouth and my mouth and my hand. I mean, essentially

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my mouth. So, but yeah, no, I, and sometimes I'll drop something and I'll be like, I think

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I have narcolepsy, but I'm like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's like that. Um, there

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are certain things. So I had those, um, I haven't had them. It's been a couple years

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actually. I mean, sometimes it'll probably happen, but I haven't had like the really

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bad like, um, case of the hallucinations. Like, so when I, they're called hypnopompe,

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a hypnagogic or something like that. No, so we'll sort of hallucinations. So like when

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you go to sleep, so it'll, it's usually happens to me, I have a log in my phone. Whenever

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it happens, I like wake, cause I remember what happens. Um, happens is I'll like wake

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up and I, okay, so let me just back up. I had never told my like psychiatrist about

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these cause I just thought that it was like normal. And then like probably five years

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or more ago, I don't know how long ago, five years ago, I told them about it and they were

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like, Oh, and this is when the, the, um, the narcolepsy thing talks started happening.

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And they were like, I was like, well, I have these things, this stuff where I like will

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go to sleep and I'll wake up in the middle of the night or not in the middle of night.

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It's usually about an hour after I go to sleep. Like one time I was at my parents' house.

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Have we talked about this before? So one time I haven't, I've never told you this. Okay.

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So one time I was at my parents' house and I'm like sleeping in my bed and my dad is

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asleep and my parents are asleep in their bed and I wake up in the middle of the night

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and I, it was like an hour after I go to sleep and about midnight, probably ish. I'm like,

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I see this thing flying. It was like kind of like a drone looking thing flying around

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my room and I'm, and it's going to shoot me. It is trying to get me or whatever. It's like

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an alien thing or something. And I am like freaking out. I get up and I run to my dad

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and I am awake and I remember all this. I run down the hall to my dad. I wake him up

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and he's like, Emily, what's wrong? What? He's like, what? And I'm like, dad, there's

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a thing and I tell him what I saw and I'm in my head. I'm like, it's legit. Like there's

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something and I'm telling him to get up and come look at it. By the way, I'm like 30 years

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old when this is happening. 32 maybe 31. And I'm like, um, and he's like, Emily, you're

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having a dream. You're, you're asleep. You're sleeping Emily. And I'm like, no, I'm not.

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And I'm like slapping my face. I'm like, I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm like, there's something

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in there. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah. Like I know what's happening. And we walk halfway down

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the hallway and I'm like, all like my heart's racing and everything. And I walk halfway

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down the hallway and I looked at him and I was like, he gets up like a good dad, of course,

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and walks down the hallway and I'm like halfway down and I'm like, dad, I'm sorry. I'm really

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sorry. I woke you up. I was like, I realized this is not real. We didn't even, we didn't

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even make it back to my room. And I was like, uh, I'm so sorry. Um, but like stuff like

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that. And one time there has been other situations, like one time I was in Auburn and I woke up

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and like thought the floor was caving in. And so I didn't have butter bean at the time

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or my cat, but I picked cricket and Rosie were in their beds on the floor. And that's

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back when I like made them sleep in the, on the floor in their beds. And I like picked

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them up in my arms, one on each side and like start running out, trying to like make sure

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we don't fall into the cave, like caving in floor. And I'm like, Oh my God, this is crazy.

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Like I don't know. It's crazy stuff. And I remember it happening and I get like my heart

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races and, but, and it seems so real and it's so crazy. So those are what those are called.

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And there's like, depending on that, I guess, like in the more, I don't know, I think it's

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a time there's two different names for them. And I don't know. It's like hypnog, pompic

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and hypnagogic or I don't know. Interesting hallucinations. So I have those and that's

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part of such, and at first, before you explained it to me, I thought that it was going to be

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like a dream. What is essentially a dream. But then I wake up and I'm like in that dream

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and it's happening in real life. Like it's happening while I'm awake. Right. But I'm

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just saying like, you know how sometimes when you're like falling asleep, you'll dream that

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you're like falling or something like that. You know what I'm saying? Like definitely

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not the same thing. Yeah. No, this is like, like I'll be in my room seeing and I'll be

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like awake and I see something flying around the room. Yeah. That's wild. That would freak

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me out too. Yeah, it's freaky. So they, we changed my medications that I was taking and

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added more and that helped. And so that stuff that I was taking treats or am taking treats

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narcolepsy. So essentially, even if I were to get, even if I were to have, to really

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have it and do these sleep studies, you're already, I'm already taking them. Yeah. You

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would take anyways. Yeah. That doesn't make any sense then. Yeah. Why add more meds if,

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or spend the time to take the sleep, the second sleep study to find the same thing out. When

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I'm not really, and this is going to be like public for everybody to hear. Like I, I'm

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not really, I mean, I, I do tell some people, but like, and I think it's kind of crazy,

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but a long time ago I was like, Oh my God, I'll turn the lights on. I like wake up and

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turn the lights on. Kind of like it reminded me of like when you had that whole conversation

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with me, I don't normally have conversations. Like one of my boyfriends one time. I don't

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normally have conversations either. So when you told me that I was like, what? Like Brandon

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has never woken up the next day and been like, um, we had this whole conversation last night.

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Do you remember this? I didn't even really talk back to you. You just talked. He just

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kept talking. I was like, Oh, okay. Gotta go. Bye. You just like, we're like, and you

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were wide awake and I was like, you were, that's what I said. I was like, you're the

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lightest sleeper ever. I was like, I hate sleeping with you because every, I had turned

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like one inch and you're like, what are you doing? And I was like, Oh my God, I'm sorry.

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Well, I think a lot of that has to do with like, I think like in my bed that I have now

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with Brandon, like I can barely feel him like get in or out of bed. So like any movement

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or typically when Joleen's going in and out of the bed, she's doing it on his side. So

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it's not very disruptive to me. And so I think when I am in a different sleeping situation,

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which I mean, you and I have slept together before, but like we don't do it on the regular.

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And I feel like in your bed, you can't like feel any of the movement in that bed. You

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could feel everything. And so yes, you could, I couldn't, but I also think that it was,

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it was in a different place, but it was also like an emotionally heightened weekend or

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whatever. And I don't think I was going to sleep good regardless. So it was just going

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to be like a light sleeping situation, but yeah, I'm a psycho. I get it from my mother.

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She does that shit all the time. What are you, what are you doing? Mitch? What are you doing?

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I'm like, why are you worried about what I'm doing? That's what I was thinking. I was like,

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why is she so white? Just go back to bed. I'm trying to find my face mask. I think that's

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how I said it. I was like, I was like, nothing is nothing. You were like, no, for real, what

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are you doing? I'm like, I'm like, my face mask fell off and I'm trying to find it. Sorry,

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I was interrogating you in your sleep. No problem here. No, I do not recall at all.

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No, yeah. The sleep thing. I have, I don't have a lot of issues with that anymore. Really.

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I don't think, but I don't know. I don't really have anybody here to tell me that, that I

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had, that I haven't, that like I've gotten up and turned the lights on. So there's an

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app that you can get if you wanted to record your sleep. I know. And it like records your

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farts and stuff. Yeah. And it'll tell you, you farted at this time and it was juicy.

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No, well you can go back and, well it'll show you like a whole log or whatever. And like,

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it's called Snore Lab. So it's mainly for snoring, but it would tell you like, if your

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volume got like heightened, so you could go back very quickly and like zero in on that

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specific like instance of sound movement, you know, whatever. I don't normally talk

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in my sleep that I know. I actually, you know what I did on Jessica's Bachelorette trip.

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Remember Geraldine was like, you were like really talking big time last night. And I

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was like, Oh God. I was like, I'm so sorry. Well that whole trip I was with Lisa and I

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felt like I had, you know, Lisa sleeps like she's fricking dead. Like she sleeps on her

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back for the most part and she just lays in one spot. And I mean, she is out. And so the

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whole time I was like, Oh my God, I can't move. I can't wake her up, you know, whatever.

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Cause we were just in a queen, you know, queen size bed or whatever. And I was like sleeping

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like a, you know, light as a feather. I just don't do good. Like, like I do good with like

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Melanie or with Brandon, with people that like, I know they're, I'm not going to bother

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them, you know, like whatever I do. So then I can actually sleep.

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I probably gave you like anxiety before, because I was like, I don't want you to snore. I didn't

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mean to do that. I think that was probably part of it too, because I want, I don't want

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to be a bad sleeping partner for somebody, but like I do what I do when I'm asleep and

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I can't help it. You know what I mean? But I did try to be conscious of like not drinking

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too much to where I snore like a 5,000 pound man. So, well, look, I had been at the beach

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with my parents already and I had, they both snore. They did me a favor. And it was, so

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I was like, I was like, well, it was bad. I won't get into it, but yeah. So that's a,

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I wish I slept like Butterbean, except for in the morning. Actually, you know what? I

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want to be like him in the morning. He's like, it's time to go. It's a brand new day. Oh,

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oh, oh, let's go chase birdie. And I'm like, I hate you Butterbean. Go back to sleep. It's

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five o'clock. You know, I woke up before Brandon did today. I know I had, well, I had a presentation

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to do at eight 30 this morning and I snoozed my alarm like two or three times or whatever.

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And after that, I was like, no, bitch, you have to get up. You have to get ready. Like

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if you don't, you're going to be mad at yourself. If you're like slapping makeup on your face

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at eight 25. Yeah. What time was your thing? Eight 30. Oh yeah. Oh, I was like, oh, I got

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to go like seven 30 and made sure that I had time to like get, make my water, make my coffee,

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wash my face, put some makeup on, get dressed, you know, whatever. Yeah. I don't know the

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people that make like eight and nine o'clock meetings. No, this was the only time that

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I could pick. So right now we're doing, but we're doing some cross training at work. And

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so everybody, well, all of our managers are being invited to all these meetings. And so

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their calendars are slammed. So eight 30 was the only time that I could do it. And so I

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just slapped it on there and I was like, but sometimes that is almost better for me than

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having like not having anything till 10 o'clock because I won't really like get going good

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until like 11, like work wise, like I'll do the things that I have to do, but I'm not

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going to dig in if I don't have, you know, a responsibility or a meeting to attend early

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on. Yeah. I don't like the early meetings and I don't like, I don't like it because

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I think that if you have an eight o'clock meeting, I am not even there till eight o'clock.

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I shouldn't have to be there till eight o'clock. Right. And also I need to mentally and not

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physically, but like mentally and I guess electronically prepare. I don't know. Yeah. I need to prepare

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for this meeting and I don't think I should have to do that on my own time. Seven 30 in

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the morning. Right. No, I agree with that. The only time that I've really, our meetings

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are supposed to be from like nine to three or something like that. I think like they

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don't really encourage like late afternoon meetings or whatever. And the only time that

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I had like consistent eight AM meeting was this client that I had from India. And for

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them it was like seven 30 PM or six 30 PM or something like that. So it was outside

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of their working hours. But you know, my company wasn't going to require us to be online earlier

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than, you know, a, our regular start time, which was nice, but I mean they were working

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after business hours. So I think perfect time for meetings is like not perfect, but like

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between 10 and so if you start starting at 10 and three starting at three, so ending

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at four, you need to have an hour to finish up, to get all your stuff done for the end

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of the day. You need to have two hours to get in there, figure out your inbox, the imperative

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things for this meeting, whatever. Yeah. Get your stuff going. Like, and I will just say

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this, none of us saying us saying that we don't want an eight or nine AM meeting is

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not productive procrastination either. It is just common courtesy for waking your ass

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up and getting started in the morning. Right. And like, and like just like when you walk

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into the office and you haven't even turned your computer on at eight o'clock and somebody

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walks in your office asking you for something, I'm like, hold on a second. I remember that

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happened to me one time when I had to go into the office and the guy that I shared the office

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with Desmond was like, Oh my God. He was like, after the person left, he was like, can't

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even like, he was like, you don't even have your computer on yet. It's like eight oh five.

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Like why are they in here trying to like, yeah, get all this stuff. Hold on a second.

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Yeah. I shouldn't even like walk into somebody's office to ask them something until, I mean,

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unless you have to have it. Right. For sure. But I mean, most people are still trickling

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in at that time. So it's like, I feel like even in an office setting, even if you and

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I had to show up somewhere at eight o'clock, I feel like eight 30 is like, you know, the

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first time after, you know, water cooler talk or getting settled and you know, starting,

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starting your day, getting your coffee, whatever, like that, that's half our courtesy. Like

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hold on just a second. Yeah. Let me sit my ass in this chair first. Exactly. Yeah. And

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that's, that's, should be, it should be how it is. Like I don't ever go to like somebody,

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unless it's like, Hey, I have to have this because somebody put a nine o'clock eight

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or eight 30 or whatever meeting on my calendar. Oh God. Yeah. You're not walking in there

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all willy nilly like, Hey, you know, I just kind of need this or whatever. It's like,

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I'm coming to you with a purpose because it's, and I'm so sorry. I know you realize you just

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got here. Yeah. A hundred percent. Absolutely. Exactly. Couldn't agree more. Yeah. So, um,

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so how's the, uh, the wedding planning going? Are you, are you finished yet? No. Are you

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sure you've been like, I don't know. I feel like you've already finished. I did book

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somebody for my hair today though. Okay. Yeah. It's a girl that I used to work with at Jessica

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and I are mutual friends with and she did Jessica's hair for her wedding. Um, but she

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and I used to work together at Santa Fe day spa back in like the day, like 15 years ago.

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Okay. Yeah. So she's going to do my hair. I'm excited about that. Um, no, we still don't

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have anything as far as destination goes. My girl is supposed to be going to, I think

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Turks and Kicos this weekend to my travel agent lady. Oh, okay. Yeah. To a conference.

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And so she's going to try to get some recommendations and stuff from there and pick the minds of,

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you know, some of her peers. So, so what about the other wedding? Have you planned that already?

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I mean, no. Well, that one's first, right? No, I know. But I mean, it's just not, it's

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not that many people that's going to be there. There's like, I have some like decor thoughts

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in my mind or whatever, but I'm doing that brand and I are going to do that by ourselves.

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Like we'll figure it out. Well, no, I don't mean like get a wedding planner, but what

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have you planned? Have you planned anything for that one? Like, I guess what, in what

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manner? Like what time it's going to be? Have you gotten invitations? No, we're still waiting

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on our engagement photos. We thought about food. Yeah, we did think about food and we

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thought we were going to cater from one place, but they don't have a location closer to where

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it's closer to Grannis. And so I think that we're going to have to rethink that one. But

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no, we haven't dug in that much. I'm what I'm focused on currently is Brandon getting

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his shit out of his apartment because I really want that done before we go to New York. I

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thought he had seen not already done that. Not everything. No, like he's his. I mean,

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most of his winter clothes are still over there. You said this last time, I think, didn't

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you? I did. He didn't go today. Oh, he moves stuff. The last time. Well, I'm trying to

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think of when he was off last time, he brought some of his kitchen stuff and like cleaning

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supplies and stuff like that the last time that he went over there. So he was in the

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process of like getting rid of and starting donation piles and taking some some stuff

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to go be donated already. So I think for the most part, it's just for some reason, I just

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feel like he doesn't have anything and he can just leave. I don't know why, because

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he hasn't really lived over there for real. Well, I mean, he has to go back once a month,

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at least to go like pay his rent because they don't have an online payment portal. Oh my

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God. Yeah. So I mean, that is probably like a drug. What is it called? A front or whatever

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or a money laundering business or something because they're doing everything in like cash

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or check 30 days. So oh my God. I mean, it's bright. He gets a cashier's check. He's not.

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Yeah. But still, that is that's cash, essentially. Yeah. I mean, but it has to be made out to

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the apartment complex. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. Don't care. He's not going to

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live there much longer. So it doesn't matter. I mean, he really doesn't know anyway. So

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whatever. No, we I took myself back to the gym. OK, so you took yourself to the gym,

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like opposed to somebody else taking you to the gym. No, I made my fat ass get in the

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gym is what I did. And because of your wedding? No, because I've needed to get back for a

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long time. I mean, is that, you know, going to be helpful? Absolutely. But what gym did

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you go to? I'm not paying for a membership until I make it a routine and a habit. But

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which one did you go to? One of my complex. Oh, well, that if you have one there, then

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why do you need to go anywhere? I mean, it's a pretty good gym. They've got a Smith machine

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in there. They have dumbbells. Smith machine where like the like a squat rack. But it has

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this thing where like if you say you were to drop it, it's inside. Oh, yeah. Like it'll

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catch and not like fall on you. Is that the brand of it or is that what they're actually

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called? That's what they're called. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. So it's not a free

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like free range squat rack or whatever where you would like just take it, take it off,

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walk out, do your stuff and put it back. Yeah. It's in there permanently. Gotcha. I had no

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idea that that's what they were called. Yeah. But then they've got like some cable machines

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and some leg machines and they've got kettlebells. And yeah, I mean, that's a lot. That's good.

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That's like you don't need anything else. They have a rowing machine. They have a sit

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down bike. They have two treadmills and two ellipticals. What else do you need? I mean,

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I wouldn't pay for a membership. I'm not like some bodybuilder professional. I just need

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to like sweat a little and lift some weights. This is my gym, my home gym. And yeah, I do

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have a muscle roller, a yoga mat, a jump rope and some 10 pound weights somewhere. I might

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need to borrow that muscle roller. All right, go on for it. I did legs day before yesterday.

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I'm dying. And now I forgot. Like I went up there and my legs were like jelly after we

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finished or whatever. And then we get back to the apartment and I go, shit, I have stairs

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to walk up now. Because ever since I've been living there, I haven't gone to the gym. And

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so I forgot I have to walk upstairs. And every time I sat down to pee today, I thought I

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was going to die. I was like, I need one of those old lady handles stuck to the wall so

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I can hold on to it and sit down. So that happened to me when the first time I ever

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went to Orange Theory, but it's a little different. So this was a long time ago. And I, the first

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time I went, I think it was the first day, it might've been the second day. I came back

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and I couldn't sit on the toilet for like two weeks. And I had, I think my apartment

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complex had an old lady handle or it was like, I was using the toilet paper roll and I was

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like, it's going to come out of the wall. It's going to come out of the wall. And I

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was like, oh, and I would just like plop down on it. I was like, I'm going to break the

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toilet. I was a lot smaller than though. So it was like, not like, thankfully like my

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sink in my bathroom is like right next to the toilet. So I've been like holding onto

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that and just like sitting down as easy as I possibly can. But every time I go up or

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down the stairs, it's just a hot mess. And so it's, I mean, today's day three. So, so

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you should take a break because you need to let your muscles. Yeah. So I went on Monday

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and then I went for a walk yesterday just so because I was really tied to my desk yesterday.

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I was like, I've got to move my legs like more than just getting up and walking around

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this apartment or whatever. So I did take, um, Joleen for a walk. And then today I didn't

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really do much with them at all. Yeah. I did the elliptical for like a little bit at the

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end, but, and I felt better after that. So it's just going to be ugly at the beginning.

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It's going to hurt. It's going to suck. And yeah, the only thing that hurts me now when

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I try to work out is my butt because the seat, the seat on my bike, my Nordic track, like

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Peloton situation bike, it's not an actual Peloton, but it looks similar. It, I bought

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a new, a new seat when I got this, like on Amazon and it's supposed to be a bigger one

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for my big, huge booty. And because that other one is like, it's in there and I think I should

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get it out and show you. It was like, it's like a razor blade going up your butt. It

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hurts so bad. And then it like bruises the insides of your legs. And it's like on your

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vagina and your butt crack is like bruised feeling. And this one is better, but it's

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not that great. See the bike that's at my complex is like a seated bike or whatever.

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And even that it doesn't like, obviously there's nothing like on your like pelvic bone or whatever

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between your legs, but it still just doesn't feel great. Yeah. It's not good. There's one.

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So at the, the gym at the beach at my family's like condo, the beach, they have a bike, like

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not a seated one, but like the seat is so big and it like fits my butt. And I was like,

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oh my gosh, this is actually really nice. I kind of want one. Are you taking a selfie?

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Yeah. Are you selfing? Our favorite Canadian. Who's Canadian? DP's fiance, Jess.

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Oh, hi. Hey, how's it going? Well, I'm about to go up there and see them. She was just

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asking me if I, there was anything I needed to do before I went up there. And so you sent

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her a selfie instead? Well, I said, I'm not doing anything with getting my nails done.

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I can't decide on a hair color, so I'm not touching it. And you've got this mess. And

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so I sent her a picture. Oh, it's not a mess. It looks good. Your hair always looks good

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though. Thanks. It does. It usually does. So does yours, Monica Lewinsky. Oh my God.

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Why does Monica Lewinsky, the name sounds like an ice skater's name. Like, doesn't it?

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It's like, what's that girl's name? You're the one who said it. So I did not come up

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with this, but when she told me, I didn't believe it. And then I saw her, it's grown

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out a little since then. No, it's cause I straightened it today. Cause it looks different.

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But yeah, no, it does. It looks like a little, cause like when I blow dry it with a round

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brush, it's like very fluffy and poofy Monica, not new Monica Lewinsky, old Monica Lewinsky

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from the nineties or whatever years it was. But no. So what am I trying to say? Oh, her

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name sounds like she should be playing hockey. Like, yeah, for either hockey or like ice

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skating or gymnast, like doing like triple axels or gymnast, but they're not normally

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Lewinsky's. Is a Lewinsky Canadian? I don't, I ski, the ski at the end is like, isn't

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that like Eastern European? Yeah. But like they usually moved to Canada, I swear. Because

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have you seen the, the lat like Tchaikovsky, not Tchaikovsky Goldberg, that's Canadian.

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You just said Goldberg. I'm just trying to think of the names from, uh, mighty ducks.

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Oh my God. Is this named Goldberg? Why did you say, why did you say it like that? You

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went from SKI, SKY. I thought it was SKI. I guess it is. I will Lewinsky maybe why, but

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there's other ones that are definitely, I went to school with a kid who had last name

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Semitowski. Semitowski. That sounds like a mixture of a native American and a Canadian.

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Oh my God. Or what, what would ski, is that like a Polish? Yeah. Russian or Polish or

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something like that. So like a native American Polish person. I think we need to hush because

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we're going to make ourselves sound real dumb. I don't care. I sound dumb all the time. I

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don't care. I'm really not that stupid. I promise. No, we're not stupid. I mean, I'm

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not like geographically genius or anything like that, but like the names and stuff like

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that. I, my dad will be like, no, that's from this region. And I'll be like, Oh, whoops.

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But I have no idea. I mean, I just think of hockey players. My last name is so basic and

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my new last name is going to be even more basic. Uh, why am I forgetting? Oh, Smith.

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I was going to say Sarah Mitchell and I was like, Mitchell, I was like, that's not it.

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It's not it. It's not it. And this was a, Oh God. Whoops. Anyway. Okay. So, so I have

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an FMK. All right. And speaking of like different regions, it's, uh, this one came from our

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lovely Elizabeth, my brother's lovely fiance. And I have several like names to put in here.

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So this is like leaders, world leaders. So like Kim Jong-un, Putin or Hitler. No. Yeah.

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Fuck. Mary kill them. No, you have to. I'm going to kill Hitler. No, I'm not. Yeah. Kill

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Hitler. Fuck Putin and Mary Kim Jong-un. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I lied.

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My mom is calling me. I'm going to kill Hitler. Fuck Kim Jong-un. I don't know if I'm saying

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that right. Kim Jong-un and Mary Putin, because I don't, and maybe I'm wrong, but Putin doesn't

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like, he's not like genociding anybody. Right. Is he? Oh no, he's killing Ukraine. I know

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he's attacking, but we, everyone has done that. White people did it to native Americans.

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Like everybody does that to invade whatever they want. And I hate that. I think it's terrible.

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I think they're all terrible people. Don't get me wrong. I think Putin is terrible, but

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he's not like Hitler. He's not doing genocide. Well, I disagree with you. I would venture

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to say that there are something in the history books that says that white settlers, it was

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a genocide on native America. Well, that was a genocide for sure. Okay, but you're saying

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that it wasn't. No, no, I'm saying Putin is not, no, no, no. Okay. So that was different,

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but they, they came in. Okay. Nevermind. Putin is not making them walk the trail of tears

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and like, and putting them in concentration camps. Right. I mean, from what I understand,

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but maybe it's different. I don't know. I don't like that one. He's just, I don't want

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to participate. So you have to participate. I don't, I want to kill all of them. I'm doing

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agreed. I want to kill all of them, but I'm doing the same thing that you're going to

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do. Okay. So you're going to marry Putin. I thought maybe Kim Jong-un because he played,

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I watched that movie, that comedy movie that was about Kim Jong-un and who was it that

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went over there? It was hilarious. And like the dude went over there and like played basketball

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with him and he was like, had like strippers and stuff. It was, you've never seen it. Oh

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my God. I'm going to look it up for you because it's funny. It's like, but that is terrible.

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They're all terrible. Oh my gosh. This one came from Elizabeth and you need to just do

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it. Okay. All right. Okay. So let me do the other one. Sorry, Elizabeth. This is no knock

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to you. She's going to take it as that. No, it's not. You should. Okay. So how about we

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do, she should take it as that. Yeah. I am not attacking her. I like her. She's our biggest

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fan. One of them. Yes. Donald Trump, Joe Biden and George Bush. I added the George Bush in

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there. That one did this. These, she just gave me like a bunch of like names. I'll go

367
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right now. Okay. I'm Marianne George Bush. I'm fucking Biden. I'm killing Trump. Really?

368
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Can you fuck Biden? I don't know if it's hard. Not my problem. I am going to, and that you're

369
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not going to like this and I don't really care. A lot of people are not going to like

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this, but I'm going to kill Biden. Fuck Donald Trump. I don't know. Yeah. Fuck Donald Trump

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and marry George Bush. I don't know. Really want to marry George Bush. I think he's kind

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of like, but like I honestly would probably, I might George W Bush, George W Bush. Yeah.

373
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No, I'm like the only one that was alive when, or like president when we were alive. Wait,

374
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:36,960
what's the other one? I guess he was a baby. We were babies. Yeah. Yeah. So fuck Donald

375
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Trump. Honestly, I'm not going to say anything else, but I'm going to marry either Trump

376
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or Bush, but I'm killing Biden. I don't know. He's just so annoying and just like the worst.

377
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I did not say anything bad. Like I just think he's, he needs to retire. That's all I say.

378
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Listen, you can go ahead and marry Donald Trump. He might be in prison and then you

379
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can just spend all his money. Exactly. Oh my God. But also they're trying to impeach

380
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Biden right now for whatever his son did. That's enough politics for me. Oh my God.

381
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Okay. Next time we won't talk about anything else important for the world. Lord have mercy.

382
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I'm not going to let you. I'm going to kill presidents and we're leaders in the world.

383
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Next time we're not going to let Sarah come, you're going to be our guest and we'll do

384
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them together. Oh, you're not going to let me come to my own podcast. But I bet you a

385
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hundred dollars. I bet you I could guess. Let me just guess what Elizabeth would do.

386
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She would kill Donald Trump like you did. She would, she probably, she'd probably do

387
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exactly what you'd, well, no, she would probably marry Biden. I don't know. I don't know what

388
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she would do. I thought I knew, but I think she's going to kill Donald Trump for sure.

389
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I think she's going to maybe, maybe marry Joe Biden. Maybe, but she might also marry

390
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George. But I doubt it. Elizabeth send us a DM or an email and tell us what you would

391
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do so we can report back to our fans. I'm going to, I'm going to text her while we're

392
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talking and uh, and go. Okay. So I have a grievance to air with CBS. I went today, I

393
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never leave for lunch or anything, but I was like, I really want a salad. So I was going

394
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to go to Jim and Nick's and get a salad. And I was like, but let me go to CBS first because

395
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I needed this, um, uh, like refill on something makeup wise. So I go in there and you know,

396
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they've got a pretty big like section. I went to the one like across the street from my

397
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,000
house or whatever. They have a pretty good like drugstore makeup section and I'm like

398
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all over, you know, drugstore makeup, tick tock, if you will, or whatever. And I'm not

399
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huge on spending like, you know, major amounts of money on, you know, makeup products or

400
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:58,240
whatever. And so I go in there, there is literally not shit in there and it is so expensive.

401
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:04,200
The one across from your place. Yeah. It's so expensive. It's more expensive there at

402
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:10,600
CVS and it is at Walmart on Amazon at target everywhere. It's more expensive. And then

403
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:16,280
there's not shit. They have one tiny little display of elf makeup, which is, I mean, blowing

404
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,120
up more than it ever has before because they just keep coming out with all these great

405
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:26,440
Duke products to other like, you know, designer label, you know, products or whatever. And

406
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:32,920
they're like $4. Yeah. And they're, but they fricking work. I couldn't find shit in there.

407
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,600
So that's my grievance was CVS is that they're doing a shitty job with what they kept for

408
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,760
makeup. And I was looking at something else while I was there. I think it was this L'Oreal

409
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:48,400
like hyaluronic acid tinted serum or whatever. Those bottles looked like they were 9,000

410
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:56,040
years old. Ew. Yes. Like the product in there looked disgusting. So I will say that I was

411
00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:00,840
at Target today and they have done the complete opposite because there is a mini Ulta inside

412
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:07,080
of the Target on 280. Now what I know, I know they have pulled up and I was like, why is

413
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,160
this big tent out here? They must be doing some renovations or something. Everything

414
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:15,160
is crazy different. They're putting, they were like the guy that worked in the, um,

415
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,600
the Ulta section. They have like, uh, he came up and was like, gonna help me. He's like

416
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:24,040
Ulta and Target employee. And it's like literally Ulta. They have all the stuff like Smashbox,

417
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:31,440
like, uh, Tart, all the Ulta, not all of them. No, I think it's just a collaboration, I think,

418
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:35,640
but I'm not sure. But you can, so if you, you can scan, you can, if you spend money

419
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:40,920
on stuff at the Ulta and Target or like, it's not, you don't check out separately. You just

420
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,240
buy it at the Target. You can also get, if you use your Target Circle app or whatever,

421
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:49,080
you can get points. You have to link it to your Ulta account and you can get, uh, Ulta

422
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:56,080
points. Do you have to use your Target Circle thing to get it or can it be linked like separately?

423
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,400
I think you have to use, I think you have to use your app or like your Target Circle,

424
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:07,400
your phone number or whatever it is that you put in. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so. I'm gonna have

425
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:12,120
to check it out. Yeah. I never go to Target, but I mean, now, now's the reason to go. Well,

426
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:20,600
you know, they also carry like not lower end, but like less expensive bobble bar stuff there

427
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:26,320
too. The jewelry. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh yeah. Where is that? I mean, they've had

428
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:30,360
it for a while. Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like a lot of like, to

429
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:37,040
today I was going to look for something. I'm trying to do a purse changing station or a

430
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:44,120
purse changing drawer or like a purse changing container, like basket so that I can have

431
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:49,880
a thing that I can put all the stuff from my purse in one area so that when I'm like

432
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,680
changing my purse out, it's not like all over my house, like, or on my, on my side table

433
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,280
and stuff like that. So I was looking for something good. I think I want to do like

434
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:03,600
a drawer, like a, like something with drawers, but I really today was kind of looking for

435
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:08,160
a, like a container. They're like $25 for like a plastic container. And I'm just like,

436
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,200
what the hell? You should have told me I could have brought you one. Oh, okay. Cause I've

437
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,360
got a bunch. What kind of containers are there? They're just little clear plastic containers

438
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:19,360
with tops on them. They're like that long, that wide. Oh cool. What'd you do? What? Why

439
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,960
don't you need them anymore? I mean, I bought them on Amazon. I mean, they're real Amazon

440
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,880
or Walmart. They're, I mean, flimsy a little bit cheapy, but like I bought them to keep

441
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:35,760
like cosmetics, like toiletry type stuff because I was getting fat fit fun and boxy charm and

442
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:40,040
all that kind of shit. And so when I was getting that, I needed somewhere to put it instead

443
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:45,080
of just like piling it somewhere. So I got those so I could stack them like in my bathroom

444
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:50,000
closet and stuff. But I just have a ton of extras. Oh, okay. Cause there was like 25

445
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:56,680
in there. Oh my God. Wow. Yeah. If I need that many, then I have too much shit. Yeah.

446
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:02,400
Okay. So breaking news. So Elizabeth text back and she said, she said, damn it, this

447
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:09,920
is hard. She said, Oh look, she said, Mary Bush, fuck Biden. And then she said in parentheses,

448
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,920
she said he would sleep through it and kill Trump. So I was kind of on the like a little

449
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:19,800
bit. Exactly. So you were right. You were on the money. Oh, this is funny. She said

450
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:26,920
Bush after nine 11 and she did like the hand hearts emoji. She said the man or my man.

451
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:32,920
And she said, we love a Patriot. I can't think she would like Bush that much. Um, Trump doesn't

452
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need to marry or fuck anyone. He has Melania and Stormy. Who the hell's Stormy Stormy Daniels?

453
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,040
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Jeffrey Epstein's young ladies. And then she did like the sick

454
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,720
phase and then she sent a knife emoji like separately. What does that mean? Murder, like

455
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:54,600
murder Trump. Okay. We probably shouldn't say that. Nobody's going to murder anybody.

456
00:40:54,600 --> 00:41:01,360
Nobody is murdering anyone. Thanks Elizabeth. We, I appreciate that. That's good. That's

457
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:08,560
good stuff. I'm glad she and I are on the same page. She sent, she like email bombed

458
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:15,520
me today with all this stuff for us to talk about. And it's a lot. It's good though. So

459
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:23,280
maybe we'll get to it. Maybe we won't. Okay. What else you got going on today? Um, just

460
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:30,920
random bits of news. Can we just do that? I guess. Um, I saw that and I don't watch

461
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:34,000
this. I will just go ahead and say this. So like, I have no dog in the fight, but I was

462
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,320
interested in the cast members that are going to participate. Um, but season 32 of dancing

463
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:43,920
with the stars is going to have some folks like, um, Ariana Maddox from Vanderpump rules,

464
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:50,480
Mauricio Umanski is I think how you say his last name. He is a husband on his wife. Um,

465
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:56,400
Kyle Richards is Rojas wives of Beverly Hills. And then Harry Jowsey who was from too hot

466
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:02,400
to handle. Is he Australian or is he British? I think he's British. Okay. Harry, that's

467
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,280
the one that was married to Francesca. They weren't not married, but you know, they went

468
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,760
off together in the sunset after handle. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. He's cute though. And

469
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:18,680
he's actually really good friends with Alex Cooper who does, um, call her daddy. Okay.

470
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,680
Yeah. And he, I listened to the episode that he was on with her, like the most recent one.

471
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,920
I think he's been on there quite a bit and it was actually a really good episode. Okay.

472
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:33,080
Um, he kind of talked about being a reformed fuck boy. Is he reformed though? We'll see.

473
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:40,320
I don't even know. Um, all right. Okay. And then I have a question for you. You have a

474
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,520
question for me. Cause I just want to know, um, cause I'm going to be experiencing this

475
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:49,520
probably sooner than you are, but I want to know what your thoughts are. What are you

476
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:55,320
looking forward to most about the weather cooling off? Um, and not having swamp ass

477
00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:05,720
and like sweaty titties boobies all the time. I'm sorry, mom and dad, but you know, why

478
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:11,280
do we call it boob sweat instead of something else? And I can't remember what the hell it

479
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:16,560
was. Oh my God. I wish I could find that. Let me Google it and see if I can find it.

480
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:22,600
Well, what are you looking most for? Most like, please don't say like, Oh, I'm ready

481
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:28,480
to go in a pumpkin patch. Hello. God, no, I'm not ready to go in a pumpkin patch. Are

482
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:35,360
you crazy? No, I am also looking for it. Oh, I got it. Why do they call it boob sweat instead

483
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:44,000
of humidities? Humidities. Oh, but mine aren't human. Mine are like, human. The minor like

484
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,120
mine get, well, I don't know. They used to be worse. I don't know why, but if I were

485
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:53,960
a sports bra, like an act, like right now I'm wearing like a skim's bra, which I usually

486
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:59,040
am wearing a skim's bra, but like they, they don't get sweaty touch each other. Yeah. They

487
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:04,320
get worse in like an actual sports bra. I don't even have to be go work out if I'm like wearing

488
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:09,400
a sports bra to go work out in. They just start sweating. Yeah. I hear that. Um, yeah.

489
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:15,360
I'm looking forward to Jerry, my sister and I are going back to New York for, um, like

490
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:20,320
about two and a half weeks, um, to, you know, obviously work from home, but spend some time

491
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,400
with my mom, stepdad, and you know, that side of the family up there and it's supposed to

492
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:32,600
be cool. I am looking forward to sitting outside and not sweating my ass off. I am looking

493
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:38,520
forward to jeans and sweatshirts. Really? Yeah. Jeans. I never thought I would say it,

494
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:44,320
but I'm looking forward to jeans. Ew. I know it's horrible. Isn't it? I am not. I wore

495
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,880
jeans the other day to, um, dinner. Remember to last week. I don't want to talk about that.

496
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:53,760
What? Oh, dinner. Well, I wore jeans. We were just talking about my jeans though, but yeah,

497
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:58,920
I know it cooled off for like a hot second and then not really. It was like 80. Yeah,

498
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,080
but it felt good. I even had to turn my air like all the way down to low on the way over

499
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:08,400
here and it was 82. I'm like, why am I like cold in my car? This is weird. No, I mean,

500
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,720
I'm just looking forward to like, I don't know, throwing a sweatshirt on with bare feet.

501
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:17,560
You know what I mean? I love that. A sweatshirt on with bare feet. Yeah. Like I can be outside

502
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:23,520
to barefooted and the grass is like a little cold and I need a sweatshirt. Oh, okay. Gotcha.

503
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,680
Yeah. Or like a crisp morning where you can like drink hot coffee and enjoy it. That sounds

504
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:35,000
good. I'll drink a hot diet Mountain Dew and enjoy it. That's fine. I suppose. Yeah. That

505
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:45,280
sounds disgusting. No. Yeah. I mean, I'm in like not sweating. And then I used to really

506
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:51,200
like the winter a lot. I like it because my makeup doesn't melt off my face. The few times

507
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,160
that I wear it during the week. I just, I don't like the changing of the season. So

508
00:45:55,160 --> 00:46:00,880
I, cause I get, my thing is I get used to it. So it takes me a while to be like, once

509
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,640
we get into winter, I'll be like, Oh, I've been wearing pants and I've been wearing a

510
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,880
sweater and like big clothes and like long sleeves and all this stuff. And then it's like,

511
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,160
Oh, now we're switching into summertime because we don't really have us. We have a little

512
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:19,000
bit of spring, but it's like a week long. Yeah. So it gets hot and then I'm like, okay, now

513
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,080
I've got to be like in no clothes and, and then like changing the seasons. Like I get

514
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:31,280
used to not wearing as many clothes and then I have to go back to it. Yeah. But I mean,

515
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:38,880
our winter is not even like cold enough to where we really have to like layer up a whole

516
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:44,200
lot. Like we're talking like we need long sleeves and like a thick flannel. Right. Maybe

517
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:51,520
a jacket. Yeah. So, I mean, it's just a very different experience than cold, cold weather,

518
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:59,600
but yeah, that I don't know. I, I just, I'm trying to think of other good things. I do

519
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:05,640
really like Halloween, but usually me too. Usually our Halloween is still hot though.

520
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,680
Yes. It was hot last year. And so then, but like every Halloween costume, except for those

521
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:15,880
sexy ones that I don't want to wear are like hot. So I'm pretty sure that I know what I'm

522
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:21,560
going to be for Halloween this year. That was a hot, that Halloween costume was hot.

523
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:27,480
It was like not breathable. It was like not breathable at all. I was like, I can't breathe

524
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:32,080
in here. Um, what did, do you know what you're going to be? Are you still going to be weird

525
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:38,800
Barbie? That dress still hasn't showed up. So I have something in my cart for, um, should

526
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,800
I talk about what I'm going to be or what I'm thinking about being? And you can tell

527
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:46,280
me if it's weird. Okay. And y'all can, y'all can like vote. So a couple of years ago, it

528
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,880
wasn't last year I was corn. It was the year before that. I think I was last year. No,

529
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,920
last year I was corn and the year before that, I think it was a year before that I was the

530
00:47:54,920 --> 00:48:00,320
Jerry Garcia beanie baby. Yes, I knew that. And so, and I had like a tight eyed onesie

531
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:06,160
and like all this stuff. So I'm thinking about doing the princess Diana beanie baby this year

532
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:10,840
because there's this purple onesie that's the same brand and I really like onesies and

533
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:15,360
I can use it again and I'm going to have, I still have my tag in my closet. My, that

534
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:20,520
I made my tie beanie baby tag. And what am I going to do? What if it's hot? Well, there's

535
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:27,440
a butt, there's a butt slot for pooping and peeing. Yeah. Well, no, yeah. I can't remember

536
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:32,040
what I, yeah. I think I wore leggings underneath it last time. It was, it was like halfway hot

537
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:37,840
and halfway cold last, the one when I wore the other one. But yeah, I'm thinking and

538
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:42,080
like, yeah, there's a zipper or whatever and just wear like a, you know, tank top underneath

539
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:47,880
or something. Yeah. Yeah. I, that I was so comfortable and then I don't have to last

540
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,800
year it was like the most comfortable and that's how I like to be with my tennis shoes

541
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:58,320
and the same, you know, comfort is key. So I might do that because I haven't, but is

542
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:04,000
that lame? No. Okay. But I still have to like, I literally had to wear two things, which

543
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:11,320
was glasses and a t-shirt to be where's Waldo. So it's not weird or lame at all. Yeah. And

544
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,680
then I can wear this onesie later. Like, well, I try to like do stuff that I can like wear

545
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:22,500
later again, like this purple onesie. They're like, I'm over here one night this winter

546
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:28,800
and cramps is going to be in my tight-eyed onesies or her new purple one and be like,

547
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all right, bitch, I'm ready to record. And it'll probably be every time I would just

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put it on. If I got cold, I would just be like, I'm putting it on. It has a detachable

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feet and you can put the feet on too. And then you can also pee in it. Like, okay. So,

550
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you know, the usually onesies are only really meant for boys to go poop and they have like

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the thing in the back and then they have, cause this one has a zipper that goes up and

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down both ways on the front so that you can open it up for the dude to pee or poop or

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your hand to wipe. And then the back thing, it unzips so far that you can like sit on

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the toilet and it not be like hanging down in there. It's so good. They're like the best.

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I think they're the forever lazies. I think that's what they're called. I don't know.

556
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I bought it on Amazon. That's funny. Yeah. But it took me. So when I did this, I was

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like determined to do the Jerry Garcia Beanie Baby and it, I ordered like four tight eyed

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onesies I think. And I was like, this one's going to be the worst one. It looks like the

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worst cause it's like fleece. It's the best. And then I bought it and like that year, I

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think it was that same year, this guy that I was kind of dating or whatever, he was like,

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Oh my God, I want to buy one of those two. And he bought one not for Halloween just because

562
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they're so cozy. Yeah. But you have to buy like a size small and like, I feel bad for

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the people that are small because I think that mine is a size small and it's big on

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me. Yeah. It's not big. It feels good. Anyway. Interesting. So that I have like a lots of

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ideas for Halloween costumes and I don't know, that might be it, but tell us what you think.

566
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Send us an email, thick ad podcast at gmail.com. Yeah. Um, so I don't know. You want to wrap

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it up for today? We got it. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks for hanging out with us today

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guys. Thanks y'all. We'll see you next time. You can find us at thick AF podcast on Instagram.

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Like Emily just said, thick AF podcast at gmail.com. If you want to send a vote for

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what Emily should be for Halloween, or if you would like to send us some FMKs or anything

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like that, and we'll see you next time. Bye.

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ABCDEFG. I have to go.

