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Hi.
Welcome to the KS Podcast.
It's been a minute.
It has.
Okay, yeah.
So we went to the beach for, from Thursday to Sunday.
Yeah.
And so, but that means that we were supposed to be on the beach.
Yeah.
And we were supposed to be on the beach.
Yeah.
And we were supposed to be on the beach.
Yeah.
And so that means that we were supposed to record.
We planned, we didn't record last week.
We were supposed to record while we were on the beach.
On the beach trip and we were major failures.
Yeah, we didn't.
So.
There was a lot going on.
Listen, I think we had the best of intentions, but that is a lot complicated with nine people
in a house and going in 75 different directions.
Exactly.
So here we are.
It's been like a couple of weeks, but guess what?
Sarah got engaged.
I did.
The weekend that we were leaving when we recorded our two episodes with Brandon and Emily.
Yeah.
And I called y'all out, called y'all out for somebody's getting engaged.
Like, because Sarah had her nails done.
She never has her fingernails done.
I do too.
I've had them done for like three months now.
Three months.
I have not seen your hands done for three months.
Yeah.
They were the white before this.
They were funny bunny before this.
Oh, I don't remember, but she never has her nails done.
Before the red anyways.
She's doing it because she knows.
Well, I didn't know shit and she knew.
I was so funny because after it happened, I had to find out from Brandon who knew what.
And I finally said, did Emily know?
And he was like, no, she didn't know anything.
I was like, if I knew, I wouldn't have said any of that.
I wouldn't have been like, you're engaged this weekend.
He hall like, no, I would have been like, I don't know what y'all talking about.
Oh, your nails look so pretty.
I'm y'all getting engaged.
Brandon doesn't know what he's talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
She's like, Brandon got a haircut and everything.
I was like, this is sketchy and I haven't heard anything about it.
So I really didn't.
So, okay.
So tell us what happened.
I didn't either.
How did it, how did it happen?
Well, we were going down to Mobile where my sister Jerry and her boyfriend Thomas lives
and we had our own Airbnb that was like a right down the street from them.
But we were just going down there because it was Brandon's birthday weekend.
His birthday was like the following Wednesday after that weekend, but his birthday is the
day before my stepmom's birthday.
So they were, my dad and Connie were leaving to go out of town.
So we took his birthday trip the weekend before.
Well, we had had like all sorts of different plans.
We went down, um, on Friday and we had some dinner reservations and it was going to be
just me and Brandon going to dinner.
And then my sister started talking about some happy hour and I was like, well, cause they
have also art walk on a certain Fridays of the month.
Um, I don't know if it's just during the summer or what, but they, you know, kind of close
off parts of dolphin street and you can, it's like an entertainment district.
So you can carry your cocktails around and they have vendors and parks and things like
that.
So it was really cool.
And I was like, well, let's just maybe cancel these dinner reservations and we'll, you know,
go to this happy hour with Thomas and Jerry and then we'll go to, you know, we can all
go to art walk together.
Yeah.
Well, Jerry was telling me that this place called red or white was having a happy hour,
but it's not at their, you know, restaurant location.
It was somewhere else.
And now that she and Thomas are living together, they're living in a different part of Mobile
that I am much less familiar with.
So I had no idea where we were going and she pulled up to this, you know, parking lot and
we just, you know, parked and got out and she said, I forgot I parked on the wrong side
of the street, but we can walk through this garden to get to the happy hour.
And so I'm like, okay, I didn't really think of any, think of it like anything of it at
first, but then when we walked into the garden, there was nobody.
I figured, you know, cause mobile is kind of walkable in a way.
And so I was like, well, I'll see other people in here.
Well, then I didn't see anybody else.
And then Thomas was like, oh yeah, they have all these placards that tell you what kind
of plants, you know, they are, and things about mobile history.
So instead of it was this garden that had two, you know, pathways that winged out to
the right and left, and then a path down the middle that goes like underneath a like pergola
type situation or whatever.
Well, I fanned out to the right because that was the first placard that I saw.
I didn't make it 10 feet and out of my peripheral, I saw Brandon shorter than me.
And I was like, oh my God, I turned around and they, Jerry and Thomas did a very good
job.
Jerry took pictures, Thomas videoed it, but I turned around and my heart dropped and I
was like, I knew y'all were up to something when we came in here.
And then he proposed and poor thing.
He was on the verge of tears and couldn't get anything out of his mouth except for,
will you marry me?
I was going to say, what did he say?
Nothing.
That's always, sometimes that's better.
Sometimes it's, yeah.
Yeah.
No, it was perfect and it was hot as fire out there.
So we took a few photos and I felt really bad because we didn't even take any pictures
with Thomas or Jerry.
Not one, just like 10 of us.
That was it.
It was hot.
It was horrible.
My mom sent or at least had Jerry go pick up a really nice bottle of champagne.
So we had champagne to pop and Jerry brought these like fan battery powered fans or whatever
that also had like spritzer.
So I mean, they were, we were trying to stay cool and take some pictures, but it just didn't
last long.
It was so funny because afterwards I now get to hear all these planning details and Jerry
was like, yeah, we had to make another dinner reservation because y'all canceled yours.
So you couldn't go to dinner after we wanted you to be able to go to dinner and celebrate.
So they made a reservation at this really nice place called Noja, but it was, the food
is freaking delicious, but it was just funny because Jerry had sent him pictures of where
to enter and everything, cause he rented the garden out for like two hours or something
like that.
He rented the entire garden?
Yeah.
So how do you rent a garden?
Well, I think Jerry called around to a couple of places just to like figure out what the
logistics were and whatever.
And once she found out, she told him and he had to call and he was able to rent it out.
So normally is it busy?
Would there have been a bunch of people in there like chilling, looking at plaques?
I kind of doubt it.
It's not very big, but I don't know, honestly.
So she has like this picture and has an arrow drawn on it, like you go in here and she's
like walk about 50 feet and there's a koi pond.
He didn't even make it to him.
It was just like, okay, I'll do this.
Oh, Jerry.
Well, it was, and it was funny because hindsight's always 20-20.
So like there's things that you realize that happened that you didn't think anything of
at the time.
Like Santana had sent me a text message and was like, have so much fun this weekend.
I'm like, nobody usually gives a shit about what I'm doing on the weekend if I'm out of
town or whatever.
And then we had dropped John Lean off at my parents' house on Thursday night.
And then I was about to leave without even really saying goodbye to my parents.
And then I was like, I turned around and I was like, I guess I better say bye to y'all.
And Brandon and my dad are like in a serious handshake or whatever.
And I'm like, what the hell?
So you knew sort of.
I didn't know, but like that's what I'm saying.
Thinking back, like there were clues that I just didn't pick up on.
Were you surprised at all?
Yeah, I had no idea that that's what was going on.
I mean, I would, my hair was like this up in a clip.
I would have worn something different.
I would have done my hair different.
Well, if he was going to propose to you, what would you have worn?
Probably a different black dress.
I mean, it's something I'm hot outside, you know, we got to wear black when we're sweating.
So what was your reaction other than, oh my God, I knew y'all were up to something.
No, I just said.
Were you just like, did you cry?
A little, but I absolutely, yes, I will marry you.
And how did y'all keep this secret?
And I'm so excited and I can't believe like it's something you think about as like a girl
from the time that you really understand what like marriage and engagement is, like what
it's going to be like.
I haven't.
You've never thought about it.
No, like I've always been kind of like, I don't know.
I don't know why people are always like, oh, I've been dreaming of my wedding and my engagement
for my whole life.
Well, no.
Since I was a girl and I'm like, I'm not, I'm like dreading the wedding planning part
of it.
Like I don't want, I don't like being the center of attention.
Like the thought of walking down the aisle is gross to me, but like I'll figure it out
and I'll do it.
You know, whatever.
But I mean, it's just, I think when it, once it happened, it's just different than you
ever like imagined it being because it's real.
Yeah.
Because it's not going to be like legit, like fairy tales, butterflies or yeah, whatever.
You know what I mean?
So, okay.
So let's jump into an FMK before we get into the rest of this engagement party episode.
Whatever it's called.
Okay.
I have an FMK.
Now you have one.
Do you want to do yours first?
You want me to do mine?
No, you go first.
Okay.
A winter wedding, a summer wedding or a fall wedding?
Well, I'm killing the summer wedding because you know, we thick and we sweat and I don't
want to put, I don't want to put myself through that and I don't want to put anyone else through
it.
I'm going to say I would love to marry a fall wedding if we had a true fall.
Right.
We don't.
Sometimes our summer bleeds into fall aggressively.
Yeah, no, we don't really have a fall.
No, but like, let's just be hypothetical and say like-
Our winter is fall.
I could like put the New York climate, the fall New York, like, I don't know, September,
October in Birmingham, I would do it.
So I'll marry a fall wedding and I'll fuck a winter wedding.
I took this.
I didn't put spring in there because I knew like that's like so easy to choose.
I was like, duh, everybody wants a spring wedding.
So I did all the others.
Okay.
So I would, I don't know, marry a winter wedding because I want to be able to wear long sleeves.
Yeah.
Is that weird?
No, not at all.
I mean, it probably won't be in style when I go get married, which will be never.
But summer, I probably, honestly, I want to kill all of them.
I just don't really, I don't know, really, big, I don't know, it just freaks me out a
little bit.
But if I were to get wet, I don't know, I think it would depend.
I would probably want to get married when it's the cheapest.
It's in winter.
And that's all that really matters.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what's yours?
Mine is, I've got two.
Mine is a big church wedding, a destination wedding, or a tiny wedding.
Okay.
So I want to, I mean, like, okay, so I want to, am I having it myself or am I going to
one?
I mean, you're having it yourself because that's-
If I'm having it myself.
I want to, oh, if I'm having it myself, that's really hard for me because I can't imagine.
But I would, I want to say that I would marry the destination wedding if everyone I knew
was really rich and I was also really rich and we had all the time off in the world that
we could take and all that and all the money to go.
But so I'm going to kill that one.
But I-
You're killing destination?
Is that what you said?
I think I'm going to kill it.
Yeah, I think I'm going to kill it.
I think I said I really want to marry it, but it's not practical for me.
I want to marry the church wedding, but not have it be big.
Really?
And then I want to kill the tiny wedding.
But where's the tiny wedding?
Kind of like Jessica had?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just, I couldn't.
All right.
Well, I'm killing the big church wedding.
Okay.
I figured.
Fucking the tiny wedding.
And the most of the reason why I feel like I couldn't ever do a tiny wedding is because
I have four parents.
That's a lot of people to like-
And all their friends.
And Brandon has three.
That's the whole wedding.
Yeah.
So then I'm going to marry the destination wedding because that's what I want to do anyways.
And I mean, I completely understand like what you just said.
Nobody has infinite time off or money.
So completely understand that I may have, feel a little disappointed that some people
can't come, but that is the reality and that's just life.
But my mom is already getting her stuff together for her passport and this lady hasn't flown
in over 30 years.
So that's really why I want to do it because I want to get Dawn on a plane.
But also I think I don't want to plan anything either.
So I think that would be really helpful.
Like I want somebody to send me options and I pick.
That's all I want to do.
Like I don't want to have to talk to vendors.
I don't want to have to get a bunch of quotes from different people.
I want to do that shit.
I want you to tell me how much I owe you and what my options are.
There you go.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
I don't want to do any of that.
I mean, somebody else can do it and I'll just show up.
I'd be like, if I got married, I would need to marry a dude that was like wanted to do
all that.
I want to taste the food, the like cake though.
I want like, if I did it, I'd want like a raspberry or something in it.
I'm having a realization right now.
What am I going to do about the cake?
Which where?
I don't like cake.
Well, eat a cookie cake then.
You don't have to eat it.
You just have to like take one little bite.
Oh God.
Oh no.
Just do an ice cream cake or something.
Ice cream.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what's your other one?
The other one is related to, you know, how shores and I don't know why I was thinking
of it today.
I probably cause Brandon was folding like two loads of laundry, but fuck Mary kill ironing,
mopping and folding laundry.
Kill folding laundry.
No.
Well, wait.
Yeah.
Kill folding laundry.
Fuck mopping and Mary ironing.
Really?
Actually, I take that back.
Okay.
Depends on how often you mop or iron.
I don't ever iron.
So I steam or throw it in the dryer.
Yeah.
But okay.
You have to iron more often.
So you, so I'm going to do this weekly.
Just once a week.
Yeah.
Everything once a week.
Okay.
All of the tasks have to be done once a week.
How much folding and how much, okay.
I'm marrying mopping, killing folding laundry and, and fucking ironing.
Same.
Yeah.
I hate folding laundry.
Me too.
It is the worst task.
Yes.
That's it.
And then putting it away afterwards.
I'm like, where am I going to put all this stuff?
Listen, that is one of the best things that happened to me with Brandon.
He doesn't give a shit about folding laundry.
He folds all of it.
I love it.
It's the greatest thing ever.
I'll fold it, but I don't want to put it away.
Is that weird?
I don't care about putting it away.
I hate putting it away.
I also hate folding it.
I used to have a boyfriend that did all my laundry and folded it.
And I think we talked about this at one point.
Yeah.
Where he like folded my panties and it wasn't, it was like, I think it was panties in front
of my dad.
Brandon folds my panties.
Yes.
Yeah.
But does he do it in front of your dad?
No.
That's weird.
Like, and well, Brandon might do it too.
He might just be like doing it and not even realize cause he's just doing it.
You know what I mean?
He's the type of dude that would do that.
Like, like not realize I've got my girlfriend's thong in my hand.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Well, all right.
So tell us about your wedding plans.
What are the wedding plans since, of course, so we're at the beach and it's been like a
week and a half since she got engaged.
So like afterwards I was like, so when's the wedding?
And she's like, I don't know.
You know, of course, like I asked prematurely, but then we get to the beach and she's like,
oh yeah, I'm doing this.
And I'm like, well, when the hell did you find this out?
Like where have I been?
I don't know where I've been.
I've been gone.
Well, it was one of those things where I didn't want to talk about it.
And I was like, let me just enjoy this moment.
But the planner that I am, I couldn't help myself because I just, the thoughts were like
consuming me.
So we had plenty of conversations and settled on getting married with just family at my
grandmother's farm.
She's going to be 91 by then.
I want her to be able to be there.
So we're going to do that with just our family and then planning a destination wedding in
Mexico later on.
So she's having two weddings, ladies and gentlemen, which is a lot of money in my opinion.
So you prepared for all that?
Yes.
Who's paying for all of it?
I'm not.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I'm not answering that question.
Okay.
So my other question is, are you going to have two wedding dresses?
No.
You're going to keep the same one?
No.
Okay.
Well that's, do you know what kind you're going to get?
My mom has it.
She has it already?
Was it hers?
No.
Wait, why does she have your wedding dress?
We ordered it and had it shipped to her house.
So when Jerry and I-
When?
I don't know.
It's been there for like a couple of days.
So oh my God, this is so crazy.
Did you try it on?
No, I, that's why I had it shipped there.
So when Jerry and I go up there at the end of September, I can try it on with both of
them.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So I mean, there's a reason behind it.
This is so fast.
Normally doesn't it take like a long time to find a wedding dress?
I mean, fast fashion, I guess.
Shoot.
I could, I could hate the damn thing, but we're, this is our starting point.
All right.
Are you going to have bridesmaids?
No.
No bridesmaids?
We're having a maid of honor and best man.
Okay.
Who's your maid of honor?
Jerry Marie.
That's what I figured.
Who's the best man?
Thomas.
Okay.
Um, are you going to have an open bar?
Yes.
All right.
Are you going to have flower girl and flower boy?
I mean, our girl and can I be your flower girl?
Just kidding.
Um, and what are they called?
Group?
Uh, ring bearer.
I'm like groomsman.
No.
The only, um, well, I guess, I don't know.
We could in Mexico, but may have to have two flower girls in Mexico and one ring bearer
because his sister has two little girls and my cousin has a little boy.
Well, you can have like as many as you want.
You can just have all the children walk down the aisle and get outfits.
There's not that many kids.
So yeah.
So are you going to have an open bar?
You already asked me that.
I did.
Yeah.
Whoops.
What'd you, what'd you say?
Yes.
Okay.
Cool.
At both times.
I mean, what are the other options?
Um, beer and wine only you can do cash bar for everybody.
You can say there's only beer.
You can say, you can literally have nothing.
I say yes.
I don't know.
Cause we haven't picked the place.
So I don't know what my options are, but I mean, I'll pay extra for like a top shelf
liquor package in Mexico for sure.
Yeah.
Um, okay.
So how does it feel to be engaged?
I mean, good.
I don't, I mean, I don't feel any different, but like, but your hand feels heavier, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah.
Do you like your ring?
Yes.
Did you get to pick it out?
Jessica assisted, but you didn't say yes or no.
Did you pick it out?
It's exactly what I wanted.
Okay.
She picked it out.
Let me see.
It's huge.
It's very relaxed.
It's a very big ring.
We like it.
Okay.
Um, has, okay.
So now here's the big question.
Has Brandon canceled his apartment lease yet?
Yes.
Oh, are you freaking kidding me?
He did it on that Thursday.
When does he move in?
Um, I think like the middle of October is his, and I told him already when I leave for
New York, by the time I get back, I think he has to be out of that apartment.
So we have got to start going over there and like figuring shit out.
Otherwise I'm going to come home from New York and there's just going to be his shit
everywhere in my apartment and I can't do that.
No, not good.
Okay.
So this is very fast.
Are you guys planning to stay in your apartment after you get married or, or.
Well, my lease is up before we plan to get married.
So yes, I think while we do all this wedding stuff, I think it's smart for us just to stay
put.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are we going to be there forever?
Absolutely not.
Why not?
You love it there.
I do love my apartment.
Um, okay.
So when was the moment that you knew you were meant to marry Brandon?
I don't know.
Um, this is going to sound like a funny answer, but I, when I think Brandon and I had gone
out on like one or two dates and I had already had a date planned with somebody else and
I wanted to keep that commitment.
And so I told Brandon about it.
Like I was honest.
I wasn't trying to be sneaky or anything like that.
And um, he got upset and kind of said, all right, if you feel like you have to.
Wait, this was in the beginning?
Yeah.
Like whenever we had that whole conversation at your mom and dad's house, you knew that
you were going to marry him then?
Yeah.
Cause he was going to fight for me and it makes me want to fight for him.
All right.
Okay.
It's not what I was expecting.
What did you think it was going to be?
I don't know, but I don't remember you thinking that moment.
Well, in that, no, in that moment, probably not.
But I mean, I don't know.
I just thought it would be like later on.
I thought it was like, maybe, I don't know.
I figured there might be like a moment later on like, oh, he did this.
He, I don't know, took my car and got the gas filled over.
Who knows?
I mean, I would say it was that or like Thanksgiving, which was like four dates in, but like he
came out and he had never met, you know, anybody before and Thomas and Jerry and my dad and
Connie were out there and he, me and Jerry were both, we had stuff to cook in the kitchen
and he just took himself downstairs and you know, I mean, my dad had met him, but like,
like that same day or whatever, but like my dad was outside.
He does drunk turkeys or drunk chickens.
I mean, for Thanksgiving and he didn't stay in there with us, like in a comfort zone bubble.
He went out there and talked to my dad and I was like, all right, he's got it.
Cool.
He can handle himself.
There you go.
Um, okay.
All right.
So what part of the wedding planning process are you most excited about first?
And then what are you not looking forward to?
I mean, the most exciting is going to be when we decide on a date in a venue in Mexico.
Like I don't look forward to planning any of it.
What so, so yeah.
So that's the, okay.
So basically, no, she doesn't like any of it.
I look forward to booking flights, but she's already planned all of it.
Like she's got a dress.
She knows when she's getting married, like you're pretty much done.
I know there's still a lot to be done, but I cannot believe you guys have all this stuff
done already.
I'm like, it would take me like three years.
I'd be like, I'd have to like live in the moment.
Oh, just got engaged for like three months and be like, yay, I got engaged.
Now I want to start playing, but I want Grana to be there.
So I'm like planning.
Yeah.
All right.
What are you looking forward to most about married life?
I mean, I don't know how much different it's going to be than it is now.
So I mean, I guess, you know, just having someone for the good and the bad, you know,
forever.
Okay.
Do you have a dream honeymoon destination?
If finances were infinite, hell yeah.
I want to go to the Maldives.
I mean, I want to see all that bioluminescent water stuff.
Oh, that would be cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would be cool.
So are you going to, do you know if you're going to go on a honeymoon or are you just
going to do your honeymoon at the Cancun or whatever it is that you're going to?
Yeah, I think that's the plan right now.
Okay.
I mean, it of course can change and because I mean, I did ask him if he may want to do
like a venue change or something like that, but I mean, we don't have anything set in
stone.
So what are three qualities you admire about Brandon?
His patience.
I mean, his weird humor.
Oh God.
I'd say that.
What?
You like it and I'm like, oh God.
Sometimes I don't understand it, but okay.
And I mean, just his kindness overall, like he doesn't have a mean bone in his body.
Okay.
So like a couple of weeks ago, I posted a survey on the social medias and let our friends
and followers and things like that respond to the survey.
So I'm going to go through this.
I'm nervous.
Are you going to read the question and all the answers or just the question and the answer?
No, just the question and like a percentage of the answer.
Okay.
But I'm going to let you guess what you think the answer was, like the highest answer.
Okay.
So number one, how did Brandon and Sarah meet?
And the options were on a dating app in line at the grocery store or Sarah ran into Brandon's
car.
So like they got in a car accident.
That would be hilarious if that was the top rated answer.
What do you think everyone answered?
I mean, I think most people know how we met and so I'm going with the dating app.
Yes, you are correct.
A hundred percent of all the people said dating app.
So they all know you.
Question number two, where was their first date?
The choices are the movie theater, Brandon's apartment, walk on sports be true or Sarah's
apartment complex pool.
Which one do you think is the answer that people answered?
I feel like people are going to say my complex pool, but we didn't meet in the summer.
So he said Brandon's apartment.
75% said walk ons and 25% said Brandon's apartment.
Like you mean Brandon's apartment.
I don't know who said that.
I can't tell you who that responsive, but it would be funny if we could know.
Okay.
All right.
The question number three, who was most likely to get a speeding ticket, Sarah or Brandon?
Oh, me.
Well, okay.
So 80% said you and a whopping 20% said Brandon, which, you know, I, I've literally never seen
Brandon drive.
Really?
I don't think so.
He doesn't ever really.
Yeah.
Sarah is a control freak and she likes to drive.
Listen, when we went to mobile and came back, I let him drive both times.
And the like first couple of times that I did that, like when we went somewhere, I was
like, oh, I hate this.
But now I'm like, yes, passenger princess.
I love being the passenger.
I used to hate it before I had this one boyfriend, like a long time ago, it was been years, like
10 years or so.
I was like, I couldn't stand that he always wanted to drive, but then he started chauffeuring
me and I was like, oh my God, this is the best thing ever.
Cause you can like do your makeup in the car.
Yes.
And I've done that.
Play on your phone, do whatever you want.
Well, he's a terrible co-pilot because when he doesn't have anything to do, he just wants
to like go to sleep or whatever.
And I can't stand that because I need you to at least talk to me or be available for
a conversation should I want to have one.
Yeah.
And I do that for him.
Like I don't, I'm not a sleep in the car kind of person, not anymore.
Oh my God.
I will.
I normal, I don't know.
I don't know if I sleep in a car unless it's on a long trip.
Yeah.
Okay.
So next question's how old question?
How many kids do they want?
Answer choices are four, three, two, or one, or kids.
Are you crazy?
And what do you think?
I mean, I know what the answer is, but you know, I know you know what the answer is.
People are going to guess one.
They're going to guess one.
Okay.
But the actual answer is none.
None.
Kids, are you crazy?
So you had a whopping 75% said kids, are you crazy?
And 25% of the people said three.
What?
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, I think somebody like put it like intentionally like botched it.
100,000% because if anyone is a true fan of the podcast, they know how you and I both
feel about kids.
Well, you know, I wouldn't be opposed to having kids.
I just can't have kids because there's no sperm to like make a baby with, you know?
And anyway, okay.
So number question number five, what is Brandon's middle name?
Choices are Brandon, Dale, Smithers and Mitchell.
And you have a, most people said Mitchell.
You had a couple people said Brandon and a couple people said Dale.
Brandon Dale.
I mean, Brandon, Brandon has a middle name is like, I mean, a quality guess because it's
his first name.
Yeah.
But I'm not surprised though that majority got it right because I will say Brandon Mitchell
a lot.
Yeah.
Well, I haven't heard you say that.
Maybe I have.
I just don't pay attention, but Mitchell is his middle name.
So I can't believe you didn't put Sue on there.
Oh my gosh.
I forgot about that.
See you call Brandon Sue and I'll leave.
I had to text you and be like, what's what's Brandon's middle name?
I forgot it.
I was like, oh my God, I like know what this is and I can't remember.
Okay.
Next question.
Question number six, who is the better cook, Sarah or Brandon?
And what do you think the answer is?
I feel like people are going to guess me just because I have been around a lot of people
for a long time and like I always bring food and I am pretty damn good at cooking.
But I mean, Brandon is the one who went to culinary school.
So I'm going to say that I'm just going to let you down a little bit because the majority
of people said Brandon.
I'm never bringing any of your hosts, creamy salsa or creamy jalapeno or buffalo chicken.
You had a couple of people on the Sarah side, but I think they were just being nice.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
I'm a good cook though.
This next one will surprise you either.
Well, this one's, you think you'll get this one right.
I'll see maybe who is more stubborn, Sarah or Brandon?
Me a hundred percent.
Yes.
A hundred percent of all people said Sarah.
I am not surprised.
That is facts.
All right.
Question number eight, when did Brandon meet Sarah's parents for the first time?
The answer choices are Christmas 2022, iron bowl, which is Alabama Auburn game 2022, just
a random Tuesday or Thanksgiving 2022.
What do you think they put?
I think they put the right answer, which is Thanksgiving.
Well, most people did say Thanksgiving, but we did have a few that said iron bowl and
a few that said just a random Tuesday.
Well, I mean, they did.
We went to Leann's for the iron bowl, but he did go back there with me after it.
So we did technically see them then.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see.
What is their dog's name?
Sorry.
I'm like question nine, what is their dog's name?
Answer choices are cricket, Rosie, butterbean, Jolene or ace.
What do you think?
I think people got it right.
Everyone got it right.
A hundred percent.
Jolene.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
I'm not on key or anything like that.
No, please don't steal my man.
I do have to sing that to her because she likes him better than me.
Does he like her better than you?
Probably.
She doesn't make him do things.
No, she doesn't at all.
She might.
She might make him take a walk every now and then.
Okay.
Next question.
Question number 10, who made the first move?
Who do you think?
What do you think the answer is?
I think the answer is me.
Really?
You think so?
Are you sure?
You sure about that?
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Well, it was split down the middle 50-50, Sarah and Brandon.
I think it was Brandon.
We actually had this conversation.
On our first date, we went to walk ons.
Our second date, we were supposed to go bowling, but it was bowling league or something.
We ended up going back to walk ons again and he kissed me in the parking lot.
Oh, go Brandon.
Let's go Brandon.
Unfortunate for you, Brandon.
Okay.
That's it.
Oh my gosh.
I thought we had more than that, but that is the result of the question.
Essentially, everyone knows.
Everyone but maybe two or three people.
I'm just kidding.
Not two or three.
Or somebody just messing with us.
We'll just say a percentage of all the people, maybe 25% don't know Sarah as well as they
thought they did or Brandon as well.
I missed that.
Say that again.
That was cute.
Thank you for doing that.
You're welcome.
All right.
Well, that's it for today, you guys.
That was fun.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'm going to give the engagement party to Sarah.
I don't know.
What is the...
How does the song go?
Or what's the other one that's like the actual wedding when you walk down the aisle?
The wedding march thing?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm just kidding.
I feel like that's from the beginning of a movie thing when they open up, like Paramount
Pictures or something.
It's the one with the lion, isn't it?
Or is it the Pegasus?
I have no idea.
All of them.
Or is it like Disney Castle?
Anyways.
All right.
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