1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:12,600 Yo, what's up? 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:13,600 Hello. 3 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,600 Hi. 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:18,560 Give us a little intro there, Brandon. 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,960 Oh, there you go. 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:21,960 Perfect. 7 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:22,960 What are you drinking there? 8 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:23,960 Wait. 9 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:24,960 Make a little Ultra Amber Max. 10 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,960 Wait, what is that? 11 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:26,960 Can I taste it? 12 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,960 It's better than regular Mical-Tra, I think. 13 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:28,960 Pass it down. 14 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,960 Pass it down. 15 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:30,960 I've never seen it. 16 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,960 I saw it and I was like, why does it have a weird thing to the side? 17 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Is it different colored? 18 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,960 I need to wipe my lips. 19 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:36,960 It's an amber. 20 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:37,960 It's an amber. 21 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:38,960 My lip gloss is kind of sticky. 22 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,960 Sorry. 23 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,960 Wait, stop. 24 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:41,960 It has agave in it. 25 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:42,960 Does it? 26 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:43,960 Yeah. 27 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,960 It does, doesn't it? 28 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Aren't you allergic to agave? 29 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,960 Yeah. 30 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,960 What the hell? 31 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Yeah. 32 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:49,960 It has agave in it. 33 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,960 Rich tasting light lager with agave. 34 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,680 I can't believe you remembered that because I literally told her the other day on the 35 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,840 way to Supper Club, I'm like, we need to go to this new place, Condado. 36 00:00:58,840 --> 00:00:59,840 They had one in Cleveland. 37 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,480 They had margarita flights and she was like, I can't have that. 38 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,480 I'm like, she always does that. 39 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,480 I forget every single time. 40 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,480 She'll be like, margaritas. 41 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,920 I love, because I always say, I want a margarita and I can't have them, but I love them so 42 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:10,920 much. 43 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,880 So, I was actually reading the side of this and as she said it, I was reading the side 44 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,880 of this earlier, the first time I ever read the side of the can, and I was like, agave. 45 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:19,880 I was like, isn't somebody allergic to that? 46 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,880 Agave. 47 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:21,880 That would be me. 48 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:22,880 And then as soon as you had it, I was like, you're it. 49 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:23,880 You're it, too. 50 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:24,880 You're the person. 51 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:25,880 Don't break that. 52 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:26,880 You're the freak. 53 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:27,880 Oh my God. 54 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,280 I really don't. 55 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,120 So what does it taste like though? 56 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,120 An amber beer. 57 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,120 I don't know. 58 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,120 Does it taste sweet? 59 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,120 Because agave is sweet. 60 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,120 No. 61 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,120 No. 62 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,120 No. 63 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,120 I wonder why like it's got agave in it. 64 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 I'd love for you to try it. 65 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Me too, but I'm good. 66 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,840 And also, Michelob Ultra gives me headaches. 67 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,840 So. 68 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,840 Really? 69 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,840 Yeah. 70 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:49,840 I don't know why. 71 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:50,840 I just don't really like beer that much anymore. 72 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,840 It's like, I don't know what it is about it. 73 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,560 I think it's got a chemical or something in it. 74 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,560 I said, excuse me. 75 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,560 Excuse me. 76 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,360 So all that was like a weird burp though. 77 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,840 That sounded like Melanie likes to call a dinosaur burp. 78 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,840 Like a baby dinosaur burp. 79 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,800 It was like more like. 80 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,720 It's more like airy and guttural. 81 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:13,720 I don't know. 82 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,360 It sounded like it didn't sound. 83 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,760 It didn't sound airy to me. 84 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,480 It sounded more like liquidy. 85 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,480 Yeah. 86 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:22,480 Beer burps. 87 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,480 All right. 88 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,480 Let's get into this FMK. 89 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:31,840 All right, just there's a whole fuckmarrykillgame.com and it generates them for you. 90 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,320 So we can choose guys or girls. 91 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,280 You want to do one of both and you just like refresh it and it reaches. 92 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,280 This is for people. 93 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,280 This is for people. 94 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,280 Yeah. 95 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,280 Let's do one of each. 96 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,280 All right. 97 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,280 So for girls. 98 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,280 Make sure you do a good one though. 99 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,280 Like skip it if it's like weird. 100 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,280 Yeah. 101 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,280 Yeah. 102 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,280 So what is it called again? 103 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,280 And tell us about the titties on the screen. 104 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:57,200 Well, there is the only ad that they have on here is TikTok tips. 105 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,400 Big breasted girls snaps only. 106 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,320 That's how you click on it. 107 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,320 So is this on TikTok? 108 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,440 This is like a porn site, Sarah. 109 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,440 It sounds like it. 110 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,800 You're going to start getting like weird. 111 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,160 You're going to get like a virus on your phone. 112 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,760 Did they even have those in here? 113 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,760 Hopefully not. 114 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,760 I don't know. 115 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,760 Titty virus. 116 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:16,760 Okay. 117 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,760 So here we go. 118 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,760 Cara Delevingne. 119 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,760 I don't know who that is. 120 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:20,760 I have no idea who that is. 121 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:21,760 Okay. 122 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,760 Nevermind. 123 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,760 Who is it though? 124 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:24,760 Sounds like a vegetable. 125 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,760 She is like a model actress. 126 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,760 How about this? 127 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,760 Emma Watson. 128 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,760 Okay. 129 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,760 Alexis Bledel. 130 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,760 Okay. 131 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,760 That's the girl from Gilmore Girls. 132 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,760 The young one. 133 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,760 Oh, okay. 134 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,760 Tiffany Amber Thiessen. 135 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:35,760 Okay. 136 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,760 That's the girl from that's. 137 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:37,760 Saved by the Bell. 138 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,760 Saved by the Bell. 139 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,760 What's her name? 140 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,760 Kelly Kapowski. 141 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,760 You don't know who Kelly Kapowski is? 142 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:42,760 Hold on. 143 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:43,760 Hold on. 144 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Hold on. 145 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:45,760 Don't touch it though. 146 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,760 Who was the first one? 147 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,760 Emma Watson. 148 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,760 Emma Watson. 149 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:49,760 Okay. 150 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,760 I'm going to go. 151 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,880 I'm going to and who was the second? 152 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:53,880 I'm so. 153 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,880 I can't see it anymore. 154 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,880 Oh God. 155 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:56,880 I'm going to go Tiffany, Alexa, Emma. 156 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:57,880 So wait, that's the. 157 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,880 Wait. 158 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,880 No, you can't just do that. 159 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,880 Okay. 160 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,160 Emily's going to go first and then you will have your turn. 161 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,160 Oh, okay. 162 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,160 Sorry. 163 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:07,160 Well, Brandon. 164 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,160 Okay. 165 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,160 That's fine. 166 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,160 Show me again who they are. 167 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,160 Okay. 168 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,160 I'm going to fuck Tiffany Thiessen. 169 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,680 Is that how you say her name? 170 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,680 Yeah. 171 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:27,920 Marry Alexis and kill Emma Watson because I really, really like Kelly Kapowski and Tiffany, 172 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:34,720 but she is probably the most, the hottest one if you, if you would say, I think that's, 173 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:40,400 I feel like she is kind of like the, she stands out in a different way than the other two 174 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,400 do. 175 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,400 They, they kind of go to, you know what I mean? 176 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,280 Like they don't all go together in this. 177 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,800 They're not the same category of female. 178 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,840 Because she's not exotic looking. 179 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:53,200 That's not the word that I'm looking for, but she's like your girl next door next door. 180 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,200 Yeah. 181 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,800 And they're like, you're nerdy. 182 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 Yeah. 183 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Yeah. 184 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:02,640 So I am, oh, we have a new Tik Tok one with more titties. 185 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:08,640 This is like, she has got these like animated, animated cartoon things that are animated 186 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,640 that are coming out. 187 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,000 It's like that just like turn it real quick. 188 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Oh, it's an apron. 189 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:19,280 I remember that, that game at the, at the bar in Avondale across from Avondale, it's 190 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,280 the airplane bar. 191 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,920 Oh, 41st street. 192 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,680 41st street pub. 193 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:30,400 They have that game that you put money in and the girl is drunk and you try to make 194 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,400 her walk straight. 195 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,960 And when she walks straight, her clothes come off. 196 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:33,960 It's like a cartoon. 197 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,960 Do you not remember it? 198 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:35,960 You didn't play that with us? 199 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,960 I think Santana and like everybody, we all like played that one night. 200 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,960 I haven't been there with you. 201 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:40,960 You haven't? 202 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,960 Uh-uh. 203 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:42,960 Maybe it wasn't Santana. 204 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,560 It's just like this like little screen that they have in the corner of the, over there 205 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,880 at 41st street. 206 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:47,880 We need to go play it. 207 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,920 I was telling my dad about it the other day and it's just like this girl that like, she's 208 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:55,760 got like heels on and she's like a teacher kind of like, and she's drunk and you have 209 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:59,000 to make her walk straight and you have to do your fingers like tapping to the sides 210 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,920 to make her like go to the right side. 211 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,800 And every time she walks straight, her clothes start coming off. 212 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,800 So dumb, but it's hilarious. 213 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,800 All right. 214 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,360 Do you want to go next? 215 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,400 So you have to say who you're going to marry, who you're going to fuck and who you're going 216 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,520 to kill. 217 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:18,120 I would marry Tiffany because you know, I was a big fan of Saved by the Bell. 218 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:22,480 Uh, the little bit of Gil, I've seen pretty much all the Gilmore girls, so Alexis and 219 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,480 not a big Harry Potter fan. 220 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,480 So who are you fucking? 221 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,920 Oh, I'm fucking Alexis and I'm killing Emma. 222 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,600 I'm doing the same thing as him. 223 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,480 I was going to do that, but I used to watch Saved by the Bell every single day. 224 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,480 We do. 225 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:35,480 We do. 226 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,480 We do. 227 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,480 We do. 228 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,480 We do. 229 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,480 We do. 230 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,480 We do. 231 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:41,480 We do. 232 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,480 We do. 233 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,480 So she's a good cook. 234 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,200 So I'm going to marry her. 235 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,200 Okay. 236 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,200 Yeah. 237 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:50,040 Well, so I kind of wanted to marry her at first, but then I thought maybe I really like 238 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,120 Gilmore girls. 239 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,360 So I'm going to fuck her. 240 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:58,560 And then maybe I'll like end up marrying her after Alexis divorces me for cheating on her 241 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,560 with, with Tiffany. 242 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 Yeah. 243 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,960 But then Alexis is also best friends with Suki. 244 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:04,960 Suki? 245 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,960 No, that's uh, what's it? 246 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,960 Melissa McCarthy. 247 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:08,960 Yeah. 248 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:09,960 Suki. 249 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:10,960 No, but they're not best friends. 250 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,080 That, that was, that's the other one. 251 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,080 That's what's her name. 252 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,080 Uh, oh my God. 253 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,080 I love her too. 254 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,080 I read her books. 255 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:20,680 It starts with an L. Well, Laura, Laura, but Lauren, Lauren Graham. 256 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,680 Graham. 257 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:22,680 Yeah. 258 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:23,680 I love Lauren Graham. 259 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,680 Yeah. 260 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,680 I love her a lot. 261 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,600 Um, I like her husband, Peter Krause. 262 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:28,600 Oh yeah. 263 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,600 Me too. 264 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,880 Wait, is, are they married in real life? 265 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:31,880 Yeah. 266 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,880 Oh, you know that show, um, Parenthood? 267 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:34,880 Yes. 268 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,480 Aren't they like brother and sister in that? 269 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,600 I love that show. 270 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,120 I could watch it a million times. 271 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,120 I've seen all of it. 272 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:45,600 You want to know what I'm upset about though is I didn't realize the last episode was the 273 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:49,000 last episode until it was like too late and I was not mentally prepped for that. 274 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Oh no. 275 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I hate when that happens. 276 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 That's the worst. 277 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I will watch the last. 278 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,800 Oh, you know, yeah, I never watched the last season. 279 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,600 I couldn't, I, I was emotionally ready for that. 280 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:01,600 Yeah. 281 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,600 So that's what happens. 282 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:08,040 Like if it's a book and there's a series end, I'll like read half of the last book and like 283 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,040 not, I won't finish it. 284 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,400 Cause I don't ever want it to end. 285 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:16,040 If I know it's the last one, I do that with like TV shows too. 286 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,240 I'm so bad about it. 287 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,280 I, Oh, I hate that about myself. 288 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,400 Sometimes I'll make myself go back and do it. 289 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,400 And then I get really sad. 290 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,400 Did you ever finish Game of Thrones? 291 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,400 Hell no. 292 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,600 It takes forever for me to get through those. 293 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:28,720 Oh my gosh. 294 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,080 It's like, it's exhausting. 295 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,880 Game of Thrones and Parenthood is actually one of the other ones where it was one of 296 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,920 those shows where I was like, Oh, this is going to be dumb, blah, blah, blah. 297 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,600 And then like, you just get into it. 298 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,040 Parenthood is so good. 299 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,080 Like I did not think I was going to get into Parenthood. 300 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:47,560 And it just turned out to be one of those things where like five years were just kept 301 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,680 waiting for the next season to come on Netflix. 302 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,240 And then I would just binge it. 303 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,600 When it has all the good actors, like it's got Dax in there. 304 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,600 It's got everybody. 305 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,600 Yeah. 306 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,600 Yeah. 307 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,600 So many good. 308 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,600 Craig T. Nelson. 309 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,600 Love that guy. 310 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,600 Yeah. 311 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,600 It's such a good show. 312 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,600 And whoever the mom was, I can't remember the mom. 313 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,920 I can't remember what her name was either, but she was great. 314 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,920 She was great. 315 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,920 Yeah. 316 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,920 Yeah, they're good. 317 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,920 I love her hair. 318 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:10,920 It's like that curly. 319 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,920 Yeah. 320 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,680 But I'm always surprised because she has a good voice. 321 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,640 I did not think I was going to like Parenthood and I love that show. 322 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:17,640 Yeah. 323 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,440 And the last season I just did not watch. 324 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,440 Yeah. 325 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,440 Parenthood. 326 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,760 That's the one with the dude's autistic. 327 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,240 Oh, so there's another show that within autistic kid. 328 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,640 The good doctor. 329 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,320 No, I like that one too. 330 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,320 That's okay. 331 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,720 But it's kind of, it's a little bit more like that's more like sitcom me to me than, 332 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:40,520 and I feel like, yeah, the, oh my God, what is it called? 333 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:45,160 He really likes penguins and it's called, Oh, I have it on the tip of my tongue. 334 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,160 He really likes penguins. 335 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,160 Oh my God. 336 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:48,160 Hold on. 337 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,160 Young Sheldon. 338 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,760 No, and I don't really like that show for some reason. 339 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,760 Young shit. 340 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,760 No, I like young children. 341 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,920 I don't really like the big bang theory. 342 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,160 I never really got into it. 343 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:03,280 I can't, I don't think their humor is that funny, but the, the young Sheldon is funny 344 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,280 in my opinion. 345 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,280 Don't y'all think it is? 346 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,280 I've never seen it. 347 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,280 I've never seen it. 348 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,200 Some tick top snippets, but I mean, it's not really something I've sat down and watched. 349 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,680 I think it's really cute when like little kids are like super smart and like, yeah, 350 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,880 they just like know more than the parents and stuff. 351 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:21,960 And you're like, huh, huh, that parents are dumb. 352 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,160 I was going to say, I'll give the dudes for fuck marikel. 353 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160 Yes. 354 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,160 All right. 355 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,160 Charlie Hunnam. 356 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,160 I don't know who that is. 357 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,160 He's from sons of America. 358 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,160 Yeah. 359 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,160 I was like, that's the sons of America. 360 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160 What's he look like? 361 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 Show me the pic. 362 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,160 He's hot. 363 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:36,160 I don't know any of those guys. 364 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,160 All right. 365 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,160 Well, I'll pick another one then. 366 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,160 Okay. 367 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,160 It's called a typical, the TV show. 368 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,160 Have you seen it? 369 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,160 It's so good. 370 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,920 I could watch that forever too. 371 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:49,160 Ashton Kutcher, John Ham and Brad Pitt. 372 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,160 Okay. 373 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,160 Which one's John Ham? 374 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,800 He's the hair guy, the guy with the good hair. 375 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,800 Yeah. 376 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:54,800 From Mad Men. 377 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,800 Yeah. 378 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:56,800 Mad Men. 379 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,800 Okay. 380 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:58,800 Wait, you, you got somebody else go first. 381 00:10:58,800 --> 00:10:59,800 Okay. 382 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:00,800 Who are they? 383 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,800 Ashton Kutcher. 384 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,800 Brad Pitt, John Ham, Ashton Kutcher. 385 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,800 Okay. 386 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,800 Yeah. 387 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:12,000 I am going to marry John Ham, fuck Brad Pitt and kill Ashton Kutcher. 388 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,520 He's just too tall and skinny for me. 389 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,520 I don't like it. 390 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,520 I wasn't, so I don't go after looks necessarily. 391 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,520 I guess I'm not skinny. 392 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,520 So. 393 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,080 The too tall is not the problem. 394 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,080 The skinny is the problem. 395 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:24,080 Okay. 396 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,080 So who are you going to do? 397 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,840 I actually have to go with the exact same thing. 398 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,560 John Ham just seems like he would be really cool to hang out with. 399 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,560 Yeah. 400 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,360 Like he would just be like, Hey, we're going to go play golf. 401 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,360 Do you want to go play golf? 402 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,120 Perhaps a fucking Lutely. 403 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,120 Let's go. 404 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,120 We're going to go work out. 405 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,120 Do you want to work out? 406 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,120 Yes. 407 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,120 Let's go. 408 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,120 Okay. 409 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:48,360 So I am going to fuck John Ham, marry Ashton Kutcher and kill Brad Pitt. 410 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,360 And I will tell you why. 411 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,360 Okay. 412 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:57,560 John Ham, although he seems upfront, that would be the guy to marry. 413 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,760 He probably isn't my mama. 414 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,080 And he, I think he might be also funny, a funny dude. 415 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,680 I think he's like funny. 416 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,720 Have you not seen him? 417 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,720 No, he is. 418 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:12,560 But I do really like freaking, I know he's also a little older than me too, I think. 419 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:16,340 But my mama said marry for funny, not for money. 420 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:17,760 But I disagree. 421 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,760 I think they should have both. 422 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:22,720 I knew you would marry Ashton Kutcher because of the funny. 423 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,720 He's coming out. 424 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:29,320 I'm going to marry him because I feel like he's been married to multiple people, which 425 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,000 is probably a bad thing. 426 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,800 But I think his marriages have lasted a long time. 427 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:40,400 And also John Ham is just, I like a man in a suit. 428 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,400 I know. 429 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,400 Yeah. 430 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,820 I like a man in a suit with the hair. 431 00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:48,120 His hair is nice, but I don't feel like it would work out between us for some reason. 432 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,400 When I look at him, I think cheater. 433 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,600 Do you know what I mean? 434 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:58,240 Like, see, and I look at Brad Pitt and see, oh, that's why I said I'm killing him. 435 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,240 Yeah. 436 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,240 Kill Brad Pitt. 437 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:05,000 He's like, no, he wouldn't like me anyways. 438 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000 So sorry. 439 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,920 Anyways, these titties, these big breasted girl snaps only. 440 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,920 What is it called? 441 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,920 Tick tock tits? 442 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,920 Is that an app? 443 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:15,920 Real quick. 444 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:16,920 Oh my gosh, y'all. 445 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,840 Can you act like you don't ever see my boobs? 446 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840 I see them every day. 447 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:25,720 They're completely fake. 448 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,720 They're so weird. 449 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,720 They're really pale. 450 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,840 Listen, last night, Sarah had been drinking when you were at work. 451 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:32,840 Did you know? 452 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:33,840 Yes. 453 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,280 I know she was wasted when she called me. 454 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,640 She's like, oh, she's FaceTiming me. 455 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,320 And then she showed me her boobs. 456 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,320 Who all did you call? 457 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,320 I talked to Melanie for an hour. 458 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,840 She texts, probably Melanie was like, I got to go to bed. 459 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,000 And Sarah was like, oh my God, Emily, or FaceTiming. 460 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Probably. 461 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Yeah. 462 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 So she FaceTimed me and then she started showing me her boobs. 463 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 And I was like, dude. 464 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I did? 465 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Yeah. 466 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I was like, why? 467 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Why? 468 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 You just kept lifting them up and showing me your boobs. 469 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,360 And I was like, you need to go to the tanning bed. 470 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,360 Your boobies are white. 471 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,040 Yeah, they should be. 472 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,040 They're covered up when I'm at the pool. 473 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,040 So white. 474 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040 She's so tan, other than that. 475 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,040 But she a white girl underneath. 476 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,240 I had to tell her about when I got home, like everything. 477 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,240 Well, nothing really happened. 478 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,240 It was just, she was standing there talking to me and I had to like put her to bed. 479 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,840 I was like, come on, let's go to bed. 480 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,480 I was surprised she was awake so late. 481 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,280 And I was like, where's Brandon, Sarah? 482 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,400 I was like, why are you drinking by yourself? 483 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,040 I had to work late. 484 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,120 I had to close and shift at my job. 485 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,240 And that's when I was like, he's it's so late. 486 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,800 He's not normally home that late. 487 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,800 Yeah, I know. 488 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,800 I was just bored. 489 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,640 She was like, I was like, what is wrong? 490 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:45,920 She's like, oh, no, I'm just watching my shows and I'm having a good time by myself. 491 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,800 And I was like, okay. 492 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,440 And then she goes and makes herself another drink. 493 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,440 And I was like, you sure you need that? 494 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:56,040 When I woke up this morning, there was a half drink. 495 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,040 That was it. 496 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,600 I normally put in the fridge. 497 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,160 Because at one point you were like, gotta go. 498 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,640 And you just like hung up. 499 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,680 And then I tried texting you and you didn't answer. 500 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,800 You even said, what was it that made me laugh so hard? 501 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:12,360 I was just hanging up the phone. 502 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,600 She was texting me about a title for the episode. 503 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,120 And she finally said, still don't know a name. 504 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,120 Help, battery pack. 505 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,120 I don't know. 506 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,120 Circle jerk, girl power, women have the power. 507 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,120 I'm bad at this. 508 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,120 Then she said, dirty girl martini. 509 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120 And that was the greatest. 510 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,120 Yeah, that's what we had to drink. 511 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,120 Yeah. 512 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,120 I could not think of any names. 513 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,520 And I'm like, why is she laughing when you said circle jerk? 514 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:33,880 We never even talked about that. 515 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,720 I know we didn't talk about any of that stuff. 516 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,240 But I was like, there was four dudes at a table that we asked questions to. 517 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 And it was like a circle jerk. 518 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240 I don't know. 519 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:46,240 If they ever found that episode, I'm sure they're really excited that you guys didn't 520 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,240 name it circle jerk. 521 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,400 They better have listened to the episode. 522 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,520 I sent to one of the guys that I became friends with on Facebook. 523 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:57,160 I sent him the link to it on Facebook Messenger and he said he sent it to his friends. 524 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,160 So they listened to it. 525 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,160 Yeah. 526 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,160 Yeah. 527 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,160 Yay. 528 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,160 I feel like we did. 529 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,160 We didn't do them dirty or anything like that. 530 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,160 No, no. 531 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,160 Like there was no reason to do. 532 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,120 I mean, I didn't listen to the whole episode, but no, I mean, from what I did listen to, 533 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,120 you guys were just being with it. 534 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,120 Yeah, they were nice. 535 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,120 They were very nice. 536 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,120 So yeah. 537 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,120 Yeah. 538 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,120 Anyway. 539 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,120 Oh, OK. 540 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:23,920 So me and Sarah are going on a beach trip at the end of this month and I'm just very 541 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:24,920 good. 542 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,920 Orange Beach. 543 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,920 Yes. 544 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,360 And yeah, same thing as Destin. 545 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,080 Is that the same as I thought we're going to Orange Beach? 546 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080 No, we're going to Destin. 547 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,440 I think we're going to Orange Beach. 548 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,840 So what are you going to do while we're gone? 549 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,200 Work and work out. 550 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,160 Work and work out. 551 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,160 Sounds like GT. 552 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,800 Oh my gosh. 553 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Where was I? 554 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,880 We were driving through a town, a small town. 555 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,920 Me and Rose and DJ, we were driving to the river the other day and we were driving through 556 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:54,200 like Talladega ish area. 557 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,920 And and there was a place called Jim Tan. 558 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,920 Wait, no. 559 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,200 Yeah, it was Jim and Tan. 560 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,040 It just didn't have the laundry. 561 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,040 All it needed was laundry. 562 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:07,000 And I'm like, why don't they have the laundry mat right next to it? 563 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,800 Like, what the hell? 564 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,080 And I was like, I drove by and I was in my car and they were in their car. 565 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080 Good concept. 566 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,000 And I was like, GTL, GTL and nobody understood. 567 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,840 But what did you all go to? 568 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,840 It wasn't a lot. 569 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,840 I don't know. 570 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,960 It's a river, some river that it's a big river. 571 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,600 I don't know. 572 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,600 It's in Wadley, Alabama. 573 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,600 All right. 574 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,360 In the middle of nowhere. 575 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,240 So a laundry mat with a gym and a tan. 576 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,520 It was a gym. 577 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:32,520 Right. 578 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:33,520 With tanning. 579 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,520 Oh, OK. 580 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,140 And it didn't have the laundry. 581 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,680 Why would you have a laundry mat? 582 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,680 Do you know what? 583 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,000 GTL from Jersey Shore. 584 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,040 Oh, I never watched that shit. 585 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,040 Are you serious? 586 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,040 Who are you? 587 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,040 We need to go back and watch it because it's epic. 588 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,040 I don't know who Snooki is. 589 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,040 Snooki? 590 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Yeah, I don't know who that is. 591 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,040 Snooki? 592 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,080 Brittany was and my sister Brittany was in love with her. 593 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080 Him? 594 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,080 Or her? 595 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,080 Her. 596 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,560 She was in love with her. 597 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,560 Pause. 598 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,080 I can't believe you've never seen Jersey Shore. 599 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,080 Me either. 600 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,080 Butterbean is my spirit animal. 601 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,080 Oh my God. 602 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,160 Well, but if you saw him during the day when he's not sleepy, which you never do, you would 603 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,160 want to kill him. 604 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,480 Yeah, that is fair. 605 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,800 He's like, you've seen his Snapchat. 606 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,800 You know what I bought? 607 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:24,320 One of the like high pitch, high frequency things for dog bark things. 608 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,320 It doesn't work. 609 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,320 Mine does. 610 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,320 Oh, it does? 611 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320 It does. 612 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320 Oh, you need to tell me which one you got. 613 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 I will. 614 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,400 It was the best $30 I spent on Amazon. 615 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:35,440 I bought one and I did all this research to find it because I do that for everything that 616 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,440 I buy. 617 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440 Oh, I know. 618 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,380 And it does, Butterbean will just be like, what? 619 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,080 And it's got a vibrating thing on it too. 620 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Yeah, mine does too. 621 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,760 It doesn't work. 622 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,440 And mine has like a light flash. 623 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,440 Oh. 624 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,440 Yeah. 625 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,720 Oh, so it's going to give them like a seizure. 626 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,560 No, it just goes once. 627 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,560 You know, you get a light flash. 628 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,560 Yeah, that's it. 629 00:18:53,560 --> 00:19:00,240 You vibrate light flash and like, ding, like a high pitch beep. 630 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,240 Yeah. 631 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,240 Yeah. 632 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,240 It's not a shock one. 633 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240 No. 634 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,240 So yeah, I would never get one of those. 635 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:09,500 I hate it because as soon as she fires it off, Sarah will fire off and JoLynn comes to me 636 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,240 like I'm the one that did it. 637 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,880 She's like, what are you doing? 638 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,880 Like, stop. 639 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,480 Are you sure she comes to you or because she thinks you did it or do you think she comes 640 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,560 to you because she knows Sarah's doing it. 641 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,760 She wants you to protect her. 642 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,760 No, no. 643 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Are you sure? 644 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,760 She, no, I'll be in the kitchen. 645 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,800 If she wants to be protected, she comes to me. 646 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,800 Why? 647 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,800 Are you hurting her? 648 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800 Yeah, I beat the shit out of her. 649 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800 Oh my God, Brandon. 650 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,800 I love all that. 651 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,320 Brandon, I spank her and I'm the bad parent. 652 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,000 Like I'm the bad cop and it's very annoying sometimes. 653 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,320 I have to tell them you were punishing her. 654 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,520 Then why does she think that you're doing it? 655 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,520 I don't know. 656 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,920 What do you do when I close doors? 657 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,960 When she learns telepathy, I'll figure it out. 658 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,840 But I mean, like Sarah will fire it off. 659 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:53,840 She'll be on the front porch. 660 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:57,920 I'll be in the kitchen and JoLynn will bolt right straight to me. 661 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,880 And the look on her face is like, stop it. 662 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,880 Leave me alone. 663 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,960 Well, I'm wondering if it's because she wants you to help her. 664 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,400 Normally, that's the thing. 665 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,960 She wouldn't go to you if she thought you were hurting her, right? 666 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,640 No, because if she was scared, she does. 667 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,160 She goes to her. 668 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,160 She's done it many of times. 669 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,160 What was it? 670 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,160 Good dog? 671 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,160 Yeah. 672 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,480 Or that girl sound that horn off. 673 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,560 She ran straight to her. 674 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,560 Yeah, she was playing too rough with Violet or somebody. 675 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,400 I can't remember who. 676 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,400 They have like a. 677 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,400 Air horn. 678 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:35,040 Well, yeah, but they have a water squirter thing, like just to pop them real quick with 679 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,760 some water and make them quit. 680 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,920 But I guess it got aggressive enough to where they blew the air horn and she lost her mind. 681 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:45,200 She hit under the picnic table for several minutes. 682 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,200 Oh, my God. 683 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200 Poor baby Jo. 684 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,400 Most of the time we're there and we're there a couple of hours. 685 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,400 Oh, my gosh. 686 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,400 Why you'll. 687 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,000 I had to drag her out from under the table and be like, you're fine. 688 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,320 Go play. 689 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,240 OK, so recently. 690 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,600 So I had the storage unit for like a long time, for like four years. 691 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:08,280 I was paying like two hundred dollars a month for to keep this furniture that my mom wanted 692 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,280 me to keep. 693 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,520 She gave it to me and then she told me that I needed to keep it for her. 694 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,480 And then when I was like, I've got to get rid of this. 695 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,120 I'm paying all this money for no reason. 696 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:20,520 She came down and was like, she only picked like two things. 697 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,980 And I had this like the largest storage unit for all this stuff. 698 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:24,980 So I'm like, oh, my God. 699 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,960 And the bed that she took, she didn't take the mattress and the mattress pad with her. 700 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,920 And you can't throw that stuff away in the dumpster at the storage unit because they've 701 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,440 got it locked and you can't like you have to get some. 702 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440 I don't have a truck. 703 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,120 You have to get somebody to come get that stuff or whatever. 704 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:44,400 Anyways, I'm like trying so hard to get rid of all this crap because I'm paying all this 705 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,400 money. 706 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:50,200 And so I'm like on Facebook trying to like Facebook marketplace, trying to sell my stuff. 707 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,400 And I put like literally put the mattress and the mattress pad on there like for like 708 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,400 nothing. 709 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,400 I was like free. 710 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,400 Please come get it. 711 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,000 Do you know how many scams I got, y'all? 712 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I'm sure a bunch. 713 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,680 Oh, my God. 714 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,280 People like I'll let you pay with I'll come. 715 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,560 I'm going to have my cousin come pick it up and then we're going to pay through some weird 716 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560 app. 717 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,560 Yeah. 718 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,560 And I was like, OK, obviously. 719 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:16,000 Now I was like and then I was like some of the people were they said stuff that seems 720 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,960 scammy and they seemed like like they didn't have a lot of followers and stuff like that. 721 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,640 But then I was like, well, maybe this is a real person. 722 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,640 So because I was like trying to like look through their stuff to see if it's like a real person 723 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,300 or if they're going to scam me. 724 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:34,480 But so I felt bad just like not responding or like not saying something nice back, like 725 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,480 being like, fuck you. 726 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,280 You're a scam. 727 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:43,400 I was like, look, I said that for I was like going down. 728 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,120 I was like, I know, probably. 729 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:52,680 So I was like telling them, I'm sorry, I have another buyer or whatever. 730 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,960 And then I told one person and this was different furniture that I put on there. 731 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,840 I was just really just trying to get rid of it. 732 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:03,040 So at some point I was like, I'm going to sell it for money so I don't get scams. 733 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,040 Right. 734 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,180 Then I started getting scams for that, too. 735 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:10,620 And I was like, I'll just tell them that I have another buyer. 736 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,880 And I told somebody I have somebody else coming with. 737 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,360 This was actually the truth. 738 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:19,360 I had somebody, a worker that works at our condo unit that said he wanted to come get 739 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,360 the mattress or whatever. 740 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,560 I was like, I'm going to he's going to come get it tomorrow. 741 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,480 She's like, well, started harassing me. 742 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,080 Like I'll come get it now. 743 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,080 I know. 744 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,440 Why are you going to give it to that person? 745 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,940 I'm going to come get it now. 746 00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,760 And I was just like, are you freaking kidding me? 747 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760 Scammer or carrot? 748 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,760 I don't know. 749 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,760 I have no idea. 750 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,160 And I was like, do you really think that you're going to get me to let you come get it? 751 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,160 Right. 752 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,520 So I had to like pack up my gun in the car to go to the storage unit and like my pepper 753 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,080 spray had my pepper spray. 754 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,560 I told my thing and I was like, oh, my God, like so scared. 755 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,320 But I ended up getting rid of everything. 756 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,400 And so I'm free of my storage unit. 757 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,520 And you know what? 758 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,200 I assumed I saved so much money. 759 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,200 I know. 760 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:04,160 I assumed that they were going to be like hassling me to either keep it or to they were 761 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:09,680 going to be like, oh, well, you didn't you didn't you didn't cancel by the 15th or whatever. 762 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,760 So you they immediately were like, oh, no, you're good to go. 763 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,080 They they were you didn't even have to come tell us. 764 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,720 We saw you leaving or whatever. 765 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,720 And like, oh, wow. 766 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,840 They were like, we go around and check immediately to see if somebody's got their locks or whatever. 767 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,560 And they basically but they that's nice. 768 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,560 I know it's really nice. 769 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,560 I loved it. 770 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,400 It's but that was a really good storage unit. 771 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:34,080 It sucks that it's really far away, but it's the one on Montclair extra space storage. 772 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,400 I think that's what it's so called. 773 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,640 It might be it used to be called climate storage, I think. 774 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,720 And then they they bought it. 775 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,880 But anyway, that's my story. 776 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,280 Well, I found it. 777 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,120 You should actually take this whole entire story and put it on and donate to this guy, 778 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,080 Chris on Tiktok. 779 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,400 And this is all his whole entire gimmick where people will tell him about. 780 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,420 I know exactly what you're talking about that they've had on Facebook marketplace. 781 00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:59,840 And you would not believe some of the conversations like that. 782 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:04,240 He's literally going word for word of those conversations of people that have had these 783 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:05,240 exact same conversations. 784 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,240 Seriously. 785 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,240 Oh, yeah. 786 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,240 It's hysterical. 787 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,240 What's the guy's name? 788 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,240 Chris something. 789 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,240 I'm going to say that name wrong. 790 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,240 Chris W. Guerrero. 791 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,240 Maybe. 792 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,240 I don't know. 793 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240 I can't see it. 794 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,240 Speak. 795 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,240 Guerra. 796 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,240 I don't know. 797 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,240 Guerra. 798 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240 It's G-U-E-R-R-A. 799 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,240 I don't think it's Guerrero. 800 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,240 It's just Guerrero. 801 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,240 Yeah. 802 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,240 Who knows? 803 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,240 Anyway. 804 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240 Yeah. 805 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:36,240 But no, I've seen this guy on there and some of these conversations are fricking hilarious. 806 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,240 Yeah, because these people are just pushy, pushy, pushy, pushy. 807 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,240 Yeah. 808 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,240 It's like, what the heck? 809 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,240 Yeah. 810 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,240 And it's, you know, it's probably a scam. 811 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,960 And they're pushing, they're trying to get you, but they're doing it the wrong way. 812 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,960 Like when you start doing that, I'm going to be like, even if you were legit, I will 813 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,680 be like, no, I'm sorry. 814 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,560 No, but that's the funny part about it is that they're still like just fucking rude 815 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,520 to these people that are selling things. 816 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,280 And it's like, I'm sorry. 817 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,240 Do you think that's going to make you win? 818 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,240 No. 819 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,240 It's not. 820 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,240 Have I told you about the time? 821 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:13,360 So my dad was telling me about how my mom made a scammer dude like tell her like cry, 822 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360 essentially. 823 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:19,440 He actually cried, but he, she was like, when she has scammer people call, she doesn't know 824 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,440 the number. 825 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,440 She'll be like, yeah. 826 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,280 And she'll answer it and be like, ma, hello. 827 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:29,960 And like make weird noises until they like either hang up or they're like, what the hell? 828 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,840 He told her at in the beginning, he started cussing her out and he was like, what the 829 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:34,840 hell? 830 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:38,840 It was like calling her all kinds of names, all the names in the book, blah, blah, blah. 831 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,680 And then finally my mom just started lecturing him like she does. 832 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,520 She's the best lecturer ever. 833 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,520 And it's the worst. 834 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,520 I hate it. 835 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,760 But she like lectured him and my dad, she's got him on speakerphone and my dad's like 836 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,160 upstairs listening to all this. 837 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,540 And he's like, oh my God, you should have heard it. 838 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:57,640 Dude was like promised her he was going to quit and go back to school and stop scamming 839 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,160 people like all this stuff. 840 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,400 It was going to get, and she was like, she kept telling him, she was like, all you have 841 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,260 to do is, you know, cut your, make sure you have a haircut. 842 00:27:05,260 --> 00:27:07,080 You don't have to have fancy clothes. 843 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,080 Just make sure your clothes are clean. 844 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,880 She's like, go get an interview. 845 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,800 She's like, anybody will hire you. 846 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:21,440 She's like, I'm like, oh my God. 847 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,440 She's hilarious. 848 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,440 That is so funny. 849 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,440 Yeah, crazy. 850 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,440 But he probably called her back. 851 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,720 The same dude probably called her back the same day, you know, that kind of thing. 852 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,720 Oh my gosh. 853 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,720 Can you imagine? 854 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:37,360 Do you think that these scammers like flag you and like take you off a list or like, 855 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,760 you know, what do you think happens? 856 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,760 Like, I think that the scammers, I think that they have different people that they do stuff. 857 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,160 I think, and I think that they have a phone list and it's just like auto generating and 858 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,720 then it just pops up and they have like these phone things and they just, it audit auto 859 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,720 dials. 860 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,240 We actually watched a docu series on it. 861 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,280 I can't remember what it was, but it was so good. 862 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,720 Covered different topics on every episode. 863 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:04,600 But the, I, one of the first episodes that we watched was about scammers and they have 864 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,000 people in Israel and then in Jamaica, right? 865 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,880 It was Jamaica and they interviewed these people. 866 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:17,560 I mean, they, you know, put masks over their face or like grade them out or whatever and 867 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,800 did some voice change type stuff because the people didn't want to be found. 868 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:27,000 But I mean, they just will have like, it's not any sort of like system. 869 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 They're not in office. 870 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 These people are in their homes with burner phones. 871 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Yeah. 872 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,960 They pay people with, yeah, for these lists or whatever and they don't feel guilty about 873 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,960 it. 874 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,400 This is like their job and the way that they make money. 875 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:39,400 Well, and that's what, okay. 876 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,440 So my thing is, all right, how do you get into that? 877 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:50,040 Well, apparently in Jamaica, like this is like a huge major crime thing in Jamaica. 878 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,040 Yeah. 879 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,680 And we're talking like, it's like mob level, like there's levels of people who are doing 880 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,120 phone scams. 881 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,400 So are they like human trafficking to get people to do this stuff for them? 882 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,720 Or are they like, people are just signing up. 883 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,960 They're just saying, Hey, we need, we don't have any money. 884 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,160 These are Jamaican residents trying to make money. 885 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,160 They're like, we don't have any money. 886 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,840 So we're just going to like scam you. 887 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,840 Yeah. 888 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,200 And some of them will talk like they also like work at a resort or whatever, but they 889 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,200 don't make enough money. 890 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,200 But I mean, they'll scam people at the resort too. 891 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,920 Oh, heck yeah. 892 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,920 Get their credit card information or get their personal information and then call them and 893 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920 stuff. 894 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:31,320 The Israel one was really good because it was this one guy who literally called a federal 895 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:37,200 government and told them, I am a scammer in Israel and this guy keeps sending me money. 896 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,280 Yeah. 897 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:44,280 And they, I mean, she went for like a job interview and everything, trying to like figure 898 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,800 out, you know, how they hire people. 899 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:53,320 Cause they, those people did have an office and they, she recorded the whole thing, you 900 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,480 know, of him interviewing her, showing her where her desk was going to be set up and 901 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:02,080 you know, the list that they're given and all that kind of, and the script that they're 902 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,200 supposed to go by and all that kind of stuff. 903 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,440 So how do they, so do they pay them a certain amount and like, are they actually getting 904 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,440 paid? 905 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,440 I don't remember. 906 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,200 Is the thing like if they're getting scammed, if they're scamming other people, don't you 907 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,520 think that the scammer is scamming this, that there's like, they're scamming the people 908 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,360 that are working for them. 909 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:25,480 I would, I don't remember if it was like a salaried or commission based or you know what 910 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:31,000 it was, but I'm sure that they're only getting a very small percentage, you know, of what 911 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,680 the overall dollar amounts are made. 912 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,720 And I mean, it's millions of dollars. 913 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,400 I would say it's like giving that guy's bummer, his boat, that was a nice boat. 914 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,160 It was a nice boat considering the fact that he didn't work at all. 915 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,520 He was just the head honcho in Israel. 916 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,040 So do they ever catch these people? 917 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,960 I mean, this was not about catching people. 918 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,400 It was about educating essentially like the docu series. 919 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,400 Right. 920 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,040 But does anybody ever catch anybody is the thing. 921 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,040 Yeah. 922 00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,040 I mean, I'm sure people get caught. 923 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,520 I mean, cause we did watch one about, was it cocaine or and fentanyl? 924 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520 What about fentanyl too? 925 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:09,360 Fentanyl in Mexico and they were like how they're trafficking it up into from Mexico 926 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,740 in the States. 927 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:14,160 And like the people that they're using to help traffic are not people you think that 928 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,160 would be trafficking. 929 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,160 No, not at all. 930 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:22,680 Like one was like literally like a mom of three driving an Explorer into the States. 931 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,400 Well, that's how they, that's what they do. 932 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,400 Yeah. 933 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,800 They use like girls like us. 934 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800 Yeah. 935 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,000 They want somebody like a little, like a white girl. 936 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000 Yeah. 937 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,840 I know we could fit it in our boobs and our butt. 938 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,760 What I was going to say is like, you guys can talk your way out of anything. 939 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760 So I'm sure. 940 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,760 Can we? 941 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:38,760 I can't. 942 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:39,760 My mom is. 943 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,520 As soon as you guys hit the line, be like, yes, when you go get some margaritas, you 944 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,200 know, on here and girls weekend. 945 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,200 Woo. 946 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,200 I would never traffic. 947 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,200 I would so do it. 948 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,080 I could say never, never say never. 949 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,280 But like if I got forced to do it, maybe like, have you seen, what was it called? 950 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:58,140 Nip tuck where, um, where they, they, the girl like got passed out or whatever and she 951 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:01,560 woke up and she had like cocaine in her fake boobs. 952 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:11,280 Well, the border wasn't like the bad boys first movie and they went and there was like 953 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,960 a dead person or whatever and they cut her boobs open and like ecstasy fell out. 954 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,960 Yeah. 955 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,960 Crazy stuff. 956 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:17,960 Yeah. 957 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,960 I mean, people do anything. 958 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:19,960 Yeah. 959 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:25,640 I mean, can they scan your boobs, your fake boobs for like, when you go through the scanner 960 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:30,960 at the airport, can they tell whether or not you have implants with stuff in it? 961 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,480 Difference where like it would show up. 962 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,920 It's all red and then you got blue boobs. 963 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,920 But I don't know anything. 964 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:42,840 But if it's like silicone is the same as whatever cocaine that they're putting in your body, 965 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,840 you know? 966 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:49,920 I mean, I'm, there's no way that your body wouldn't reject a foreign substance. 967 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,120 So maybe they're putting them inside the implant. 968 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,120 Well, they are. 969 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,120 They're not just shoving it in there. 970 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,120 Yeah. 971 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,120 Okay. 972 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,120 Yeah. 973 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,120 They had to put it in the implant and they'd pull it out and it's, yeah. 974 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,680 So if they were to pop it and the implant popped too, that's how the ecstasy would, 975 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,880 or whatever they put in there would explode out of the boob. 976 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,360 But like if they could, they would just want to, they really want to pull out the implant 977 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,360 and it's inside the implant. 978 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360 Right. 979 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,360 Yeah. 980 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,360 But that's really bad. 981 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:16,000 I mean, if people put in that stuff up their butt, if it were to burst, you will die. 982 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Or eating it. 983 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Eating balloons full of stuff. 984 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Yeah. 985 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Oh my God. 986 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,480 You will, and they'll put like capsules and stuff, like big, like butthole sized capsules 987 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,720 in their like anus and it just like sits in their rectum, I guess. 988 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,800 Like I don't know what part of their butt hole it sits in there. 989 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,000 And then how do you get it out? 990 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,360 Somebody's got to stick their hand in there to get it out because I can't, I don't know 991 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,760 how to stick my hand in my butthole. 992 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,640 I tried that one time to put that- 993 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,440 Your mom told you to put the suppository in? 994 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440 Suppository? 995 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:45,920 I didn't know, I never put a suppository in. 996 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,040 I was sick to vomit. 997 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,400 I was vomiting a lot. 998 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,400 What was, what did I have? 999 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,400 I don't know. 1000 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,400 I was in New York. 1001 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,400 Oh, I was taking some type of medicine. 1002 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,960 I think that was when I had COVID. 1003 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,960 Yeah. 1004 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960 And my brother gave me a medicine and I was like, maybe not. 1005 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:58,960 I don't know. 1006 00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,960 I was throwing up. 1007 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,960 You had a lot done during COVID, didn't you? 1008 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,960 This was a different COVID time. 1009 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,360 No, this was this was last year when I was in New York because- 1010 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,680 Yeah, I didn't like COVID. 1011 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,360 She was telling me how sick she was. 1012 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:15,520 My mom was a nurse or whatever and I was like, she can get medicine from her nurse practitioner, 1013 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,720 but what should she do? 1014 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,680 So then Jerry even did a demo for her. 1015 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,360 Yeah, she did. 1016 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,600 I was on FaceTime and I was so sick. 1017 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,200 I was throwing up everywhere and I was like, I don't know how to put that. 1018 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,200 I can't take, I can't put it- 1019 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,200 Not like a close off demo, but just told her the best- 1020 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,200 She didn't. 1021 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,400 She like, do you want me to show you? 1022 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,400 You lay down on your side. 1023 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:39,720 It sounded like you are there and then you go like this and you like stick your finger. 1024 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,800 You put it in there and you got to make sure it's still cold guys. 1025 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,200 So if it's, you've got this repository. 1026 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,200 What is this? 1027 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,200 It's like Finnergan, not Finnergan. 1028 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:51,280 I forgot what it's called when you put it in your butt, but it's like Zofran, but for 1029 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:56,560 your butthole and you put it in your butthole and you make sure it's cold so that it slides 1030 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:01,760 up there good and it's not mushy and you just kind of stick it on the end of your finger 1031 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,760 and kind of go like this. 1032 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,760 Doop. 1033 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,760 And then when you're sitting sideways- 1034 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:06,760 It'll suck it up in there. 1035 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:07,760 Yeah. 1036 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,840 It's like, and it goes in there. 1037 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,680 But then they told me your mom had the good advice of laying on your side for like 10 1038 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:19,000 or 15 minutes after you put it in there because if you stand up immediately, all the creamy 1039 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,480 stuff will just leak out. 1040 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,480 Is it like- 1041 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,480 I cannot wait to try this. 1042 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,960 Listen, I have some upstairs. 1043 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:26,960 You want to take one with it? 1044 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,960 Yeah, right now. 1045 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,960 Let's do it. 1046 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,280 We should do, I'll give you, I have thought about, I have thought about taking, putting 1047 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,000 some in there when I can't sleep because that thing will knock you out. 1048 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,880 But then I'm like, eh, maybe I'll get addicted to it. 1049 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,360 I don't want to do that. 1050 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:45,560 So, but like you could put that in your butt and like 10 minutes later you are ready. 1051 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,160 You are done. 1052 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,440 It was so, it was amazing. 1053 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,720 My mom used to give us suppositories when we'd get a stomach bug as kids. 1054 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:56,120 You know, there's easier way to do things, right? 1055 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,400 You're like Nyquil, shots of Nyquil. 1056 00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,880 No, if you're throwing up- 1057 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,880 This is an upset stomach. 1058 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,880 If you're throwing up and you can't keep anything down- 1059 00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,880 You can't take medicine. 1060 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880 Yeah. 1061 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,880 Medicine. 1062 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:06,880 That's the only reason I had to do that. 1063 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,880 Medicine. 1064 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,880 Yeah. 1065 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,880 Oh, okay. 1066 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,880 Like it's not over the counter. 1067 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:11,880 No, it's not. 1068 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,880 You have to get it from your doctor. 1069 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,880 You can't go buy a suppository at fucking Publix. 1070 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,000 Well, you can, but it's a different type of suppository. 1071 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,520 This is like a prescription suppository. 1072 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,520 Yeah. 1073 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,520 This is like- 1074 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:19,520 It's like Zofran kind of. 1075 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,520 Real stuff. 1076 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,520 Yeah. 1077 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,520 So, and it makes you go to sleep like big time. 1078 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,520 So what's the fake stuff? 1079 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,520 What's the fake suppository? 1080 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,520 Over the counter. 1081 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,760 Well, those suppositories would be for like, if you had like an asteroid is what I would 1082 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,120 call it, a hemorrhoid. 1083 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,120 It's like- 1084 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,120 Excuse me. 1085 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,120 Dr. Johnson, do you have the good stuff? 1086 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,120 The good stuff that you put in your butt? 1087 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120 Yes, please. 1088 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,120 I can still see your panties, Brandon. 1089 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,120 Are you okay? 1090 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120 Is there some way to talk about it? 1091 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,120 I just need the good stuff. 1092 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,120 You know what I mean? 1093 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,120 You know what I mean, bro? 1094 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,120 The good stuff. 1095 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,120 All right. 1096 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,120 Well, I mean, it's just like when NyQuil and DayQuil or whatever don't work when you 1097 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,120 have a cold, sometimes you need to go get antibiotics. 1098 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:54,120 That's the good stuff. 1099 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,120 Well, because NyQuil and DayQuil are not for- 1100 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,120 I mean, they're not for- 1101 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,120 They're not for- 1102 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,120 They're not for- 1103 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,960 They're for a virus, really necessary. 1104 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,960 I mean, they're talented. 1105 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,840 Well, yeah, because you can't take an antibiotic for a virus. 1106 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,720 You just got to wait that shit out. 1107 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:11,720 Yeah. 1108 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,720 So, yeah. 1109 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,920 What were we- How did we get on the suppository talk? 1110 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:15,920 Talk about scammers. 1111 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,920 Scammers and buttholes. 1112 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,920 That's how we got into this. 1113 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,920 Oh, listen to this. 1114 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:20,920 Okay. 1115 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,120 So, I was going to buy a bog bag the other day. 1116 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,120 Okay. 1117 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,120 Why are you buying another one? 1118 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,120 Not another one. 1119 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,120 Hold on. 1120 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,120 I was buying one- 1121 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,120 What is a bog bag? 1122 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:33,120 It's a bag that is like- Actually, I was trying to buy some accessories from a bog bag. 1123 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,120 Did you tell her about your bag? 1124 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,600 No, I did not. 1125 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,600 What type of bag did you get? 1126 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,600 Green. 1127 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,600 Bremen got me a base weekender. 1128 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,600 A base? 1129 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,680 I don't know what that is. 1130 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,680 The brand? 1131 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,680 I don't know what that brand is. 1132 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,680 I don't know what it is. 1133 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,680 She just sent me a thing and she's like, I really like this bag. 1134 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,120 It'd be nice to have it. 1135 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,560 And I just went, got it, heard. 1136 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,120 I did not say that. 1137 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,120 I forget exactly what it was, but you just told me you wanted a bag. 1138 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,240 I was like, all right, I got a weekender. 1139 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,240 You want a weekender? 1140 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:05,000 Was this just like a random Tuesday kind of present? 1141 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 I like this. 1142 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,600 I mean, not saying that it was actually a Tuesday, but you know what I mean. 1143 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:13,040 Well, because you had messaged me when I was at the pool on Saturday and you were like, 1144 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,000 there's a package at the house for you. 1145 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Oh, yeah. 1146 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,720 And I was like, okay, do I need to go get it or what's up? 1147 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,720 And he was like, no, you don't need to. 1148 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,680 And I was like, all right. 1149 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,120 So you just bought it for just like for a present of the day. 1150 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120 Okay. 1151 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,000 Let me see what this looks like. 1152 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,960 It's actually kind of cool. 1153 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:35,960 Cool. 1154 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,280 I like it. 1155 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,280 Did you get a green one? 1156 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,280 Uh huh. 1157 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,280 I like that is the color. 1158 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280 That is the bag. 1159 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,280 I like it. 1160 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:43,280 Oh, it's big. 1161 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280 Okay. 1162 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280 So it has a shoe compartment. 1163 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,280 I like that. 1164 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,280 Nice. 1165 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,280 I know my goal. 1166 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,480 And he got me the two pack cosmetic bag. 1167 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,800 Are you going to get that suitcase to the green one? 1168 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,800 It's sold out. 1169 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,600 Oh, why did you choose green? 1170 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,360 Because the pink wasn't available and I didn't want orange. 1171 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,360 Solid losing. 1172 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,360 Cute too. 1173 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,360 Yeah. 1174 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,360 Cute. 1175 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,360 So I like neon. 1176 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,440 So I was going to buy a bog bag or some accessories for my bog bag. 1177 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:15,760 And I go to this website that I think is the bog bag website and I'm in there and I'm trying 1178 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,160 to use my card to pay for something and it keeps declining. 1179 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,200 It's declining. 1180 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,060 And then I try another card and I'm like, why is my card going? 1181 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:29,440 And I was out of town at the time and I've had, I've been out of town before where, um, 1182 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:33,680 like I was in Atlanta one time and I went to, my windshield wipers were like messed 1183 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,960 up and we were going to the beach. 1184 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:39,640 And so I had to stop at like an auto zone and it was like, declined it because it said 1185 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:44,440 that I was in like a weird part of town, not in my, in a purchasing area or something. 1186 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,900 And so I had to call the bank and be like, what the hell? 1187 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,160 Why is this being declined? 1188 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,120 They were like, I was cause you were like out of like a region. 1189 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,680 I was kind of in a weird place. 1190 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,760 I was like, anyways, so I was thinking that happened. 1191 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,000 So I tried to use another card, did it with the other card and I'm like, well, that's 1192 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000 weird. 1193 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,200 That wouldn't happen when that card, what the hell? 1194 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:11,520 So then I'm like looking and I realized that the website that I was on was not the right 1195 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520 website. 1196 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,520 I Googled it. 1197 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:18,120 I was on like, no, it was like, it looks, it looks exactly like it. 1198 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:22,240 And they never have sales for these things, the bog bags. 1199 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:26,120 And the reason I was trying to buy it is cause it was all like 50% off. 1200 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,360 And so I put my, so I'm like really afraid that my card's going to like it soon be like 1201 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,560 max, like everything's going to have like maxed out and like my, I'm going to have no money 1202 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,340 in my debit, my bank account because I think it might've been a scam. 1203 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,720 And they were just trying to get my card numbers. 1204 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,680 And I put my card number in there like 45 times. 1205 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,680 Oh no. 1206 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,680 Well, they got it now. 1207 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:48,680 Yeah. 1208 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,080 So be careful about some of those things. 1209 00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,280 I mean, what was it? 1210 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:58,360 The, the passport thing where we paid to do it online. 1211 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,360 Oh yeah. 1212 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,160 I mean, wait, what was it? 1213 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,160 A scam? 1214 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,960 It was a scam. 1215 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,560 It was just a way for them, which we found out later. 1216 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:14,360 It was just a waste of money, basically in a nutshell, like for the passport form, which, 1217 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,600 I mean, I would have gotten her to write all the information, but it basically did. 1218 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:23,560 Just like electronically put all your information in the passport form to get your passport. 1219 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,240 And then it gave you like a mailing sticker. 1220 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:29,600 And I paid like a hundred dollars for this when I could, for the sticker, when all you 1221 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:34,740 had to do is put it, put all the, you know, for all of them to put, to put all the information 1222 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:39,760 on the passport, family passport form, legibly when I could have just had her write it out. 1223 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:44,920 Cause I can't like me doing the turbo tax where I paid for the extra person to do it, 1224 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,520 but it took me extra time to actually work with the person to do it. 1225 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,520 And I'm like, I thought this was supposed to save me time. 1226 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:57,440 All it did was create it in a PDF version instead of handwritten and it was expensive. 1227 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,440 Oh my God. 1228 00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,440 That sucks. 1229 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:03,000 It was a hundred plus dollars when it's like I said, I could have just had her write it 1230 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,240 out for me and then mailed the thing off. 1231 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,720 People, this is how people make money because there's other people that would just be like, 1232 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,960 oh, that, that I'll pay that because they have the money, like a hundred dollars for 1233 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,960 something like that. 1234 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,640 Oh, I'm good. 1235 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,640 So bad. 1236 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,640 Yeah. 1237 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,640 It's messed up. 1238 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,640 So what else? 1239 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,880 You got any more scammer thing stories? 1240 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,280 No, we kind of quit watching it after a while. 1241 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,040 No, I meant like for yourself. 1242 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,840 Like, do you know anybody that's been scammed? 1243 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,760 Like you don't know. 1244 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,680 Oh, I did get scammed one time actually. 1245 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,680 How? 1246 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:41,640 Um, I paid with PayPal thankfully, and they ended up refunding my money, but I was trying 1247 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,880 to buy like a cheap fucking Dyson hair wrap thing. 1248 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,040 Hair wrap or hair dryer? 1249 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,800 The dryer air wrap, you know, with the curls, whatever. 1250 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,800 Oh, the thing that you stick it in and it goes zoop. 1251 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,240 And I paid like $250 for it or something like that. 1252 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,240 And it was supposed to be a cheap one. 1253 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,240 Yes. 1254 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,240 They're like 600 bucks. 1255 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,240 Oh really? 1256 00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,240 I didn't know that. 1257 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,240 Oh dang. 1258 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,240 Oh yeah. 1259 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,120 Where Jerry got one and you wanted to get one? 1260 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,560 No, that was, I've tried to get one before. 1261 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,440 But no, so annoying. 1262 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,840 So then I got tracking information. 1263 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,520 Do you want to know what these people from China sent me? 1264 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,040 A fucking clear phone case. 1265 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,360 And it wasn't even the right phone case, but it, you know, sent tracking and everything. 1266 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:33,600 So then I, you know, called PayPal or whatever and they refunded all of my money. 1267 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,600 Shoot. 1268 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,600 Yeah. 1269 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,400 Thank you, Elon. 1270 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,400 I'm glad you paid through PayPal. 1271 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,840 What if you had paid through a credit? 1272 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,440 I mean, not a credit card, but like something else you think that you would have gotten 1273 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,440 your money back. 1274 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,560 See, it's stuff like this where I just go, just buy it off Amazon. 1275 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:54,040 Yeah, but you can, yeah, you can get scammed on Amazon. 1276 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,560 There's a lot of fakes on Amazon. 1277 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,920 Silicon rings. 1278 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,920 Never got those. 1279 00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,920 Oh yeah. 1280 00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,920 But I mean, I did get my money. 1281 00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920 Wait, you ordered it? 1282 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,880 Oh, but listen, it might be like the pair ring and come three months later. 1283 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,920 By the way, I've been wanting to talk about this all night. 1284 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,360 How's the pair ring working for you? 1285 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,960 It's not really working out because I don't ever go anywhere. 1286 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,720 Well, that, well, I mean. 1287 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,160 Also nobody knows about it. 1288 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,640 Does Butterbean at least recognize you with it? 1289 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,640 Look at him. 1290 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,640 Yeah, exactly. 1291 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,920 He's got his little chicken legs sticking up like ding ding. 1292 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,920 He doesn't like his feet touched though, so he might. 1293 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,320 You better leave him alone then. 1294 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,320 Look at him. 1295 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,320 He's dead. 1296 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:27,320 Bling, bling. 1297 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,320 Okay. 1298 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,320 Yeah. 1299 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,800 So the pair ring has not done much for me yet, but we will see. 1300 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,760 I also forget that I have it on sometimes. 1301 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,800 So I don't know. 1302 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,280 I think it's going to get more popular. 1303 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,280 I do too. 1304 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,280 You just have to give it time. 1305 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:50,240 But did you hear last, this like this past week's episode where they have a purple one 1306 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,640 or a lavender colored one for LGBTQ. 1307 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:57,120 So like Megasyn can get one, but Mason was really upset because it's not rainbow colored. 1308 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,120 Just saying. 1309 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,120 Yeah, and it's purple. 1310 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,520 I know, but wouldn't it be cool if it was rainbow colored? 1311 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,520 Yeah. 1312 00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,520 But I guess it would be kind of like obvious. 1313 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,200 Yeah, I don't know. 1314 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,000 I just feel like that'd be like any kind of silicone ring you could buy. 1315 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000 It is. 1316 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,520 It's exactly like the, any kind of sil, how much were your silicone rings that you bought? 1317 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,680 10 bucks. 1318 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,680 Yeah. 1319 00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,680 How many did you get? 1320 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:28,800 Oh, I got zero, but it was like a six pack and it was supposed to be like a two day chart 1321 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:34,520 or two day shipping, which is weird for Amazon because it's either one day or fucking forever. 1322 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,800 No, Prime is typically two day shipping. 1323 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,480 It's supposed to be two day, but sometimes it's like, sometimes it's next day and sometimes 1324 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:45,040 it's like, oh, they tell you it's going to be in two days and then they delay it. 1325 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,040 Like I got one delayed today. 1326 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,560 It also depends on where you live. 1327 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,280 And the reason why I know that is because I've been like at my mom's house before and 1328 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,600 needed to order something and it takes way longer than two days to get up there. 1329 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,600 Oh yeah, for sure. 1330 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,600 Yeah. 1331 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,600 Because they're so out of the way. 1332 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,360 I know that's what I always think about. 1333 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,440 So we'll be out somewhere and my parents are like, oh, wouldn't it be nice to live out 1334 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,440 here? 1335 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,240 And I'm like, no, I bet they don't even get Amazon delivered. 1336 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:08,440 And like, and my mom's like, yes, they do. 1337 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,160 And I'm like, yeah, but it'll take two months. 1338 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:15,840 And she's like, well, they don't need that stuff as much, you know, blah, blah, blah. 1339 00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,720 And I'm like, um, well, I do. 1340 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,720 I'm sorry. 1341 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:19,720 I buy it. 1342 00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,720 It takes. 1343 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,080 Useless fucking shit on Amazon all the time. 1344 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,080 Me too. 1345 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,080 I ordered. 1346 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,680 So I ordered a refrigerator water filter and it came today. 1347 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:28,720 Did you see the package upstairs? 1348 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:32,960 I'm ready to change it because my water and my ice has been coming out slow. 1349 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,760 My water has been coming out slow and I'm pretty sure it's cause I haven't changed the 1350 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,160 filter since I moved in and that's been two and a half years. 1351 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,160 The water pressure. 1352 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,160 Yeah. 1353 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,760 And like the it's been coming out slow out of the filter could be old. 1354 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,760 Mrs. Taken's. 1355 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:46,760 Oh yeah. 1356 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,760 100% your water pressure and your refrigerator could be. 1357 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:49,760 Oh yeah. 1358 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,440 So I don't know. 1359 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,360 Maybe but hope we'll see about the filter first. 1360 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,360 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1361 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,640 But I'm hoping it's the filter because fingers crossed. 1362 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,640 Yeah. 1363 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,120 Because it's a very old filter and yeah, it's like two and a half years old. 1364 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,480 I think you're supposed to change them every six months. 1365 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,480 I think I put it on auto. 1366 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,480 Before I leave. 1367 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,480 Okay. 1368 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:13,440 I put it on auto auto replenish so that it'll come every six months because I have to do 1369 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:17,880 that with my air, my air conditioning filter because I know I have changed mine. 1370 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,520 I forget, but mine lasts like a year. 1371 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,560 So cause there are these like the filters are like this big, they're like an accordion 1372 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:28,920 and they come in this like skinny box and you pull them out and they're like this thick 1373 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,880 and they they're like three or four inches thick. 1374 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,880 Oh wow. 1375 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,880 And they're very expensive. 1376 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,880 That's an air filter. 1377 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,880 Yeah. 1378 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:35,880 An air filter. 1379 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,880 I've changed my air filter since I moved in. 1380 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,240 Are you have like the little skinny ones? 1381 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,240 Yeah. 1382 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,240 Yeah. 1383 00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,240 That's really gross. 1384 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,240 You should probably change it. 1385 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,160 Give them, I can go get one for the office for free. 1386 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,160 Go get one. 1387 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,160 Yeah. 1388 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,160 Okay. 1389 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,160 No wonder she's hacking up her lungs. 1390 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,160 No wonder I had the sniffles lately. 1391 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,160 No wonder you were snoring the other night. 1392 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,160 Oh my God. 1393 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,160 Shut up. 1394 00:47:54,160 --> 00:48:00,640 And also I will go get an air filter when you make a dentist appointment. 1395 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,800 I need a dentist appointment too so when you make one, will you make one for me? 1396 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:07,320 And did you make your other appointment that I've been reminding you about every day except 1397 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,320 for today? 1398 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,320 No I haven't because I can't. 1399 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,640 I have a calendar reminder every single day. 1400 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:12,640 She sends me a text message. 1401 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,480 Don't send it to me on the weekend because the weekends I can't call them anyways. 1402 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,800 Well okay I'll have to change my recurring. 1403 00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,480 It's my psychiatrist. 1404 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,560 Oh. 1405 00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,840 I forget because I haven't had my medicine in like two months. 1406 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,840 She needs to get her ADD medicine. 1407 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,280 I haven't had it and I've just been like. 1408 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,520 That's a matter all right. 1409 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,600 Well that I take a lot of ADD medicines but like yes. 1410 00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,600 How many are you on? 1411 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,600 Two. 1412 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,600 Two and a half. 1413 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,600 And she's not taking any right now. 1414 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,600 None. 1415 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,600 What's the other one? 1416 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:43,600 Vyvanse. 1417 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,600 70 milligrams of Vyvanse. 1418 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:50,240 Well yeah 70 and 10 milligrams of Adderall. 1419 00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:52,440 So you're on an upper and a downer? 1420 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,200 No they're not downers. 1421 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,200 They're just like amphetamines. 1422 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,520 Oh okay. 1423 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,520 They're both amphetamines. 1424 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:12,840 Vyvanse is like the Adderall is immediate release and the Vyvanse is extended release 1425 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:18,680 so it's like a capsule and it like releases over time. 1426 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,000 That was the one I was on when I tried to go. 1427 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000 Vyvanse. 1428 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000 Yeah. 1429 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,720 I don't like it as much as I like Adderall but they don't ever want to get they don't 1430 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:28,120 want to change me off of it and I'm like I just don't like it. 1431 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,320 I think that me just being on Adderall would be better. 1432 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,320 Yeah. 1433 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:36,360 But because I don't feel as like anxious with the Adderall. 1434 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:41,160 Like the Vyvanse makes me like sometimes in the morning like right after I take it like 1435 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,160 30 minutes after I'll feel like I have to poop for like 20 minutes which is like a nervous 1436 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,160 stomach you know what I mean? 1437 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160 Yeah. 1438 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,680 And I'll be like oh my god I have like nervous stomach I'm gonna poop everywhere but I don't 1439 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,720 really have to poop you know what I mean? 1440 00:49:54,720 --> 00:50:00,240 And but like it goes away and it's not like a big deal but yeah that does happen like 1441 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,520 most mornings if I don't forget about it if I'm not busy doing something. 1442 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:09,640 Look I was in high school I was on Ritalin and I hated I hated that zombie feeling it 1443 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,640 gives you. 1444 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,360 I mean I got my. 1445 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,640 So what is what is ADD medicine supposed to do? 1446 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,640 Just calm you down? 1447 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:23,880 Kind of help no well I mean Ritalin will help you calm down but I was I took Adderall a 1448 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:28,240 couple of times and I loved it because it kind of helped me focus and it gave me energy 1449 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:34,980 to get it done even though it is a form of meth but I mean like I never felt like I couldn't 1450 00:50:34,980 --> 00:50:35,980 get something done. 1451 00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:38,640 That was what I loved so much about Adderall. 1452 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,520 I mean is it truly a form of meth? 1453 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,520 It's an amphetamine. 1454 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,520 Right. 1455 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,520 Not meth. 1456 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,520 Right. 1457 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,520 But essentially they're the same. 1458 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,520 Oh interesting. 1459 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:55,520 Like I mean I'm probably somebody's gonna be like scientists like oh no it's not but 1460 00:50:55,520 --> 00:51:01,320 essentially maybe essentially is not the word like they are basically the same. 1461 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,320 Okay. 1462 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,800 Like if you stop from my understanding if you stop taking Adderall you start having 1463 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:12,000 withdrawals like hard withdrawals depending on how long you've been on I think. 1464 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,880 I've been I've had been taking this stuff since I was like 18 years old. 1465 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:21,160 See that's when I started and I have high doses very high doses and right now it's 1466 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:26,080 like I can't like life is not good. 1467 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,080 It's very bad. 1468 00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,480 I can't get anything done. 1469 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,320 I don't know if you've noticed like I have been trying to clean the carpet for three 1470 00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,600 days like you have got to call your doctor. 1471 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,600 Yeah it's not good. 1472 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,640 There's a lot of things so much easier. 1473 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,640 Yeah. 1474 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:47,320 But the problem is that I don't call the doctor because I get distracted because I'm doing 1475 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,960 other trying to do other things but when I'm doing one thing I'm like doing a million other 1476 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,560 things and then like I was writing down I started because I want to talk to my doctor 1477 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,240 about this because this is happened in a long time and I want to kind of refresh. 1478 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:05,440 I have a new doctor and I want to refresh her on like what my symptoms are now that 1479 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:11,520 I don't haven't had the medicine in my system because it's like. 1480 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:16,920 So I so also I also think they thought that I might have narcolepsy as well. 1481 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:22,000 A while back I had like like two or three years ago I had a sleep study because they 1482 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,960 thought I might have narcolepsy because I'm always sleepy like really sleepy all the time 1483 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,720 and like now I'm not and what and I was like well what would treat this and they were like 1484 00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:31,800 well you're already on the medicine that we would treat it with. 1485 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:39,440 So if you do have it my my test came back like inconclusive because basically I didn't 1486 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:45,280 sleep at all because it was a sleep state literally glue like a million things to your 1487 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,960 head and to your chest and you can't move and then they're watching you and I had eaten 1488 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,440 did I not tell you all the story. 1489 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,800 No how I hear the story. 1490 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,240 I got real curious about a sleep study. 1491 00:52:55,240 --> 00:53:01,640 Okay so this was so not all sleep study so this sleep study was for them also checking 1492 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,680 to see if I had narcolepsy not all sleep studies have all the things on your head as many as 1493 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,440 I did so like a sleep they I don't have sleep apnea which I knew that going in I was like 1494 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,440 I don't snore. 1495 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,080 I think we both. 1496 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,520 Yeah I do too. 1497 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,840 I think you especially have it possibly. 1498 00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:21,480 I can hear him stop breathing so if I sleep a certain way I'll stop breathing. 1499 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,040 Yeah if I sleep on my back I'll breathe and breathe. 1500 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,520 Yeah I've woken myself up because I stopped breathing I start coughing. 1501 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:30,920 Yeah you probably have it and you know but if you do that you're gonna have to get on 1502 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:31,920 like a a mask. 1503 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,960 That's why I'm a side sleeper a lot of the times. 1504 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:43,040 So okay so I go into this thing and I was at that point I think I was staying at my 1505 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:46,600 parent I was might have been living in I don't know where I was living maybe Auburn or something 1506 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,880 and I drive in and I'm starving and they're like bring your snacks because I was had to 1507 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:56,800 be there like from like four o'clock until like the next day or whatever and so really 1508 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800 yeah something crazy and so I get there. 1509 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,080 I figured it might have been five or six it might have been five or six but I was like 1510 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:07,720 they were like bring snacks or whatever so that you can and so I like brought like something 1511 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:11,960 small but then I was like I'm hungry I need to eat dinner so I went to Taco Bell and got 1512 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,760 like a bean burrito. 1513 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,800 Y'all okay and I didn't know but like you go into the room you're in a hospital room 1514 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:23,080 okay you're in a hospital bed and they have have all this stuff hooked to my head it's 1515 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,160 a very uncomfortable and then I have all this stuff hooked to my chest. 1516 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:32,680 If you have to go to the bathroom you have to know well yes but they have to come unhook 1517 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,040 you they have to come get you and take and unhook you. 1518 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,280 I would do so horrible if I was in that situation because I'll pee five times a night. 1519 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,560 Well yeah well you also have you also have stuff on your fingers you have stuff like 1520 00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,960 like like a pull socks and all that stuff with the cords and everything so you're in 1521 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:54,040 there with that and then the worst part is that they have a camera watching you and they 1522 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,480 were like okay if you need anything all you have to do is say hey I need something because 1523 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:02,320 they literally two doors down have a room with cameras of all the rooms and they're 1524 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,680 watching you the whole effing time. 1525 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,680 That is so weird. 1526 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:11,720 And so I ate the bean burrito and the whole time all I could think of was oh my gosh I 1527 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:18,340 have to fart and they're all watching me so I couldn't sleep and I'm pretty sure I farted 1528 00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:21,320 like five times like really loud while I was asleep. 1529 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,920 I slept for like four hours I think it was I can't remember how many hours it was really 1530 00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:29,120 bad but like and then finally I was like I have to get up so I just like you literally 1531 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:34,360 I was like hey I need to go to the bathroom and they were like right in my room immediately 1532 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,600 like you don't they don't even say thing back you just say it I gotta go to the bathroom 1533 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,720 they come get you I go to the bathroom and I'm like oh this is so weird and I'm like 1534 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,720 well because I gotta wait for you to be done. 1535 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:46,920 I try to fart in there with the door shut but then it's like everybody can still hear 1536 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,680 it because it's echoing and it's so embarrassing and I'm like I know it's a hospital and I 1537 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,640 know there's other people that do this all the time and they hear this but it's still 1538 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,640 embarrassing. 1539 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,960 Yeah you can't help but be self conscious about it. 1540 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:02,200 Right right like I don't even like to fart in my bed with my dogs at night like that's 1541 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,200 embarrassing. 1542 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,520 That's very courteous of you. 1543 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,520 Yeah I know it's freaking gross does Sarah fart on you when she sleeps? 1544 00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,520 No. 1545 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,040 Oh my god do you know how. 1546 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,520 She farted this afternoon it was actually really funny. 1547 00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,120 I'm pretty sure. 1548 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,640 That's the first time I've ever done that but I had to. 1549 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,640 It was funny. 1550 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,640 We were laying on the bed. 1551 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:27,680 It was like when she ripped a fart it was just like I don't know I hear this. 1552 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:31,960 Was it like that Sarah do you remember what it sounded like? 1553 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:37,320 It was like a squeal and I was like did you just fart? 1554 00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,320 She's like sorry. 1555 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:42,240 I would have been like no I was moving my arm and like it creaked. 1556 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:48,640 We were laying down on the bed and it was like not that I forgot he was there but like 1557 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,160 I just I had to poo and so I did it. 1558 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:55,960 Oh my god well look I have been in the bed with so many people like guys that I've like 1559 00:56:55,960 --> 00:57:01,040 dated or something and like you're just laying there and like I fall asleep so hard and then 1560 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:06,200 I will like wake myself up with my fart and I'll be like oh my god I know we heard it 1561 00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,000 and I'm like that's so embarrassing. 1562 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 I'm gonna die. 1563 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000 Guys don't care. 1564 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,320 No but like seriously the first day like you get in the bed with somebody it's like a little 1565 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,800 worse than regular. 1566 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,800 100 percent. 1567 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,800 It's because I've been holding it in all day. 1568 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,800 How long have we been together now? 1569 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:24,760 I was literally about to say it was like the fact that we've been together this long and 1570 00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,400 I finally even hurt her. 1571 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,840 Was this the first time you ever heard her fart? 1572 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:29,880 Yeah this is the first time I ever heard her fart. 1573 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,280 She fluffied like bluey. 1574 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,920 Like we're getting ready to go take a nap after Mexican. 1575 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,600 I probably let it on you know. 1576 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:41,920 Oh my god what did you eat? 1577 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,160 I like took my shorts off or something like taking my socks. 1578 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,160 I was ready to lay down. 1579 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,160 I just hear that. 1580 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:47,160 I was like. 1581 00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:52,440 Did you just fart? 1582 00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:55,560 You should have ignored it and been like I didn't hear that or you should have just been 1583 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,480 like um I think I hear something in the other room. 1584 00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,480 I don't know. 1585 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,480 I don't know. 1586 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,480 My dad's like did you guys hear that frog? 1587 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,480 That was weird. 1588 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:06,200 Oh my god let me tell you the story about we were at the river okay so we're at the 1589 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:11,840 river last weekend and Leah and Patrick my friends Leah and Patrick have a camper that 1590 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,360 they just bought and their daughter's in there and we'd stayed up a little bit me and Leah 1591 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:19,060 and Leah and or Patrick and their daughter went to bed first. 1592 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:20,060 So I'm going in there. 1593 00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:22,520 I'm gonna go we're sneaking in to go get in the bunk. 1594 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,040 So I go and get in there and I put my big jug. 1595 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:26,600 I think I told you part of the story. 1596 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:27,600 Part of it. 1597 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,200 So there's this big jug of water that I have. 1598 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,440 Have you seen my jug? 1599 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,600 I don't have it but it I forgot what the brand is. 1600 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:40,140 But the lid Rose and I that day had literally been talking about how in the car if it falls 1601 00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:45,600 over it spills everywhere because the lid is like half gallon looking jug. 1602 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:49,160 Yeah it's it's literally a half gallon of water like or maybe a gallon. 1603 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,320 Like it's it's not a half gallon. 1604 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,300 It's a huge jug of water. 1605 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:56,640 It was completely full and I put it at the end of the bunk bed like I'm on the bottom 1606 00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:00,760 bunk bed and I put it by the end by my feet leaning up against the little wall and you're 1607 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,400 like in this little cubby hole in the camper or whatever. 1608 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:07,960 And I'm like okay I go to sleep sleeping blah blah blah. 1609 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:14,160 And then I'm like dead asleep and I swear to God we're because we're right by the river 1610 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:19,520 where it has flooded there before like big time flooded like flooded like bad. 1611 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:24,000 And I was like oh we're flooding and I wake up and I like make this and I probably woke 1612 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:29,160 everybody up and I was like oh shoot and I looked at my water bottle had spilled and 1613 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,800 the whole entire thing was like the water was everywhere. 1614 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,200 I asked her if she thought she peed her pants. 1615 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:39,240 Well probably that too but like either that or one or the other and I was like oh my God 1616 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,720 I knew I didn't pee because I've never peed in my bed before and maybe when I was little 1617 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,880 I don't know. 1618 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:47,780 But like the half of the bed and I was like there's a baby in here there's a two-year-old 1619 00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:51,560 in here and a mom and dad that are gonna be pissed if their two-year-old wakes up. 1620 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:56,880 I'm gonna be pissed so I just like curled up in a ball at the top of the bed for like 1621 00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:00,760 an hour and I was like my blanket was soaked. 1622 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:07,000 Okay my blanket was and they had the air conditioning in that thing blasting so the water was like 1623 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,120 ice cold like turning like and I was like oh and finally I was like oh my God and I 1624 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,760 had to walk past everybody to get out of the camper. 1625 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:20,800 When you walk in a camper it shakes and everybody wakes up and I'm like oh shoot. 1626 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,680 So finally I couldn't do it anymore. 1627 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:26,680 I had like one corner of the blanket covering my feet because my feet were freezing. 1628 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,680 Where did you go? 1629 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,520 So I get up and I go outside and I'm like I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna 1630 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:35,520 try to find I'm gonna get my towels out of my car so I got my keys got my extra towels 1631 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:39,160 out of the car I was like gonna try to dry it up as much as I could but there were so 1632 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:43,280 much so I get out I go to the bathroom and one of the dudes that was there was still 1633 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,880 up it was like four o'clock in the morning. 1634 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,880 Oh my God. 1635 01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:50,320 It might have been three o'clock in the morning doesn't matter so I'm like I gotta go to the 1636 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,320 bathroom. 1637 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,840 Well he's like okay I'll show you where the bathroom is. 1638 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:57,440 Well I he took me to this other bathroom that was like downstairs and it's like literally 1639 01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:03,720 in this like little like outhouse looking thing that's like in this little house and 1640 01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:12,040 there was like spiders and and I and it's it's it's like thin walls okay and I go in 1641 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,200 there and I'm all I had to do was pee okay. 1642 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:20,640 Well he's like literally right there next to the door and I go sit down to pee and as 1643 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:26,400 soon as my butt cheeks spread on the toilet it was like it was like the biggest fart and 1644 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:32,840 I was so embarrassed because this dude heard it and it happened twice in a row and I was 1645 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,880 like oh my God and I was just like I can't like can I bang on I'm like in there I'm like 1646 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:41,480 what can I bang on to make it sound like something else farted like I don't know. 1647 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,360 So and I was just like I was like uh never mind. 1648 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:47,800 So then I'm like maybe I should blow my nose and maybe he'll think it was me blowing my 1649 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:54,400 nose I don't know didn't work out and but whatever I got out finally I stayed up until 1650 01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:57,880 like six o'clock in the morning with this dude he talked to me and we sat by the fire 1651 01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,600 and I was like I can't go back to bed anyways because it's soaking wet freezing in there. 1652 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,440 It sounds like you didn't scare him off with your farts. 1653 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:08,760 Well it wasn't like trying to date him and so then I go get my towels go get back in 1654 01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:14,840 the bed I lay on top of it in the the wet it was damp through the towels and finally 1655 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:21,420 Leo woke up and I was I had had like 30 minutes of sleep and I was like hey I just wanted 1656 01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:25,720 to let you know that I spilled this and I put the towels down and she was like well 1657 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,520 are you okay do you need more towels I'm like no I'm good and she was okay and I just went 1658 01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:35,000 back to sleep like on top of the wet because I was so tired but anyway that's my story. 1659 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000 That sucks. 1660 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,080 It did suck but and I was like it'll be okay I'll just like on the way back stop and take 1661 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:45,080 a nap but that's when I called you and I realized that my dog sitter who was supposed to spend 1662 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,600 the night with my three dogs. 1663 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:54,320 I'm upset with you for not contacting Rover and leaving a terrible review and getting 1664 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,320 your money back. 1665 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:56,320 I haven't done any of that. 1666 01:02:56,320 --> 01:03:00,040 I would be furious I would probably rip that person a new asshole. 1667 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:04,880 Yeah he he was supposed to spend the night he didn't he came I think it was three times 1668 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:09,960 but when he came he only stayed he took them out and then left and he was literally I was 1669 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:16,320 I washed my sheets my comforter I washed everything on my bed so that he could like spend the 1670 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:20,640 night and I made sure that everything was which is the appropriate thing to do exactly 1671 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:25,040 and which took a lot of freaking time I don't know if you know how long it takes to wash 1672 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:31,080 sheets and a blanket and pillows and all the things I'm aware yeah it takes like hours 1673 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:38,640 because you have to like wash it you know anyway so I but I'm out in the middle of nowhere 1674 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,680 with no with no service so I can't really tell so like it'll like randomly get service 1675 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:46,280 and I'll see like the motion and stuff and like and I'm like I don't know if he's there 1676 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:50,360 or not and finally when I got service I was like I don't think he's been there he hasn't 1677 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:55,400 been there and the next morning he didn't come until was it 11 I think it was a 9 no 1678 01:03:55,400 --> 01:04:01,140 no no no no it was like 11 because when I talked to you no it was like 1030 when I talked 1679 01:04:01,140 --> 01:04:06,280 to you it was like 11 before he showed up and I got home maybe it was 1030 when he got 1680 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:12,640 there and I showed up at 11 he was already gone like I would be furious he didn't overnight 1681 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:17,640 okay and then the night before he left at 930 p.m. yeah but and who knows how many people 1682 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:23,360 he's done that to yeah and he was a nice dude like he's done he's been there before and 1683 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:30,720 he's stayed before and he stayed with them but he didn't take them out very much so and 1684 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:35,420 I have instructions in there that says that they need to be taken out every two hours 1685 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:41,360 like and I paid extra for them to right for him to stay here overnight and for him to 1686 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:47,000 be able to stay here and I think that's the point is that the pricing is different from 1687 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:52,120 you know just visits right you know to spending the night it's significantly different yeah 1688 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:57,020 I would yeah I mean I don't know and I don't care if they leave if he leaves or not what 1689 01:04:57,020 --> 01:05:02,960 not but like you know and I if it were three or four hours I wouldn't have cared I put 1690 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:07,800 two hours on there because they're used to me being here with them at home and I don't 1691 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:11,520 want them to pay on the floor and they did there was two big spots on the carpet I know 1692 01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:18,240 and that's the other part of it is that like he obviously walked right over the P because 1693 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:22,240 that's where he had to take him out so like he knew what happened either that or they 1694 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:31,980 did it like right before I got home yeah yeah not okay yeah so fail yeah no well Sarah sounds 1695 01:05:31,980 --> 01:05:37,320 like she wants to go home it's not sounds looks and I think it's about that time so 1696 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:43,280 you want to lead us out of this yes big convo I can do that thank you very much I look forward 1697 01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:48,440 to this weekend I'm so happy I'm very excited this weekend I know happy early birthday to 1698 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:53,320 you yeah they're gonna come back and they're gonna be married I'm engaged not married 1699 01:05:53,320 --> 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