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Okay, so 60 mile an hour winds, my weather radio has been going off.

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We're live by the way.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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And you might want to pull your mic a little closer to your face just a little bit.

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There you go.

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But also I can see your panties, Brandon.

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Their compression shorts.

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His panties are hanging out on the bottom of his pants.

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Their compression shorts.

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That's that thick thigh life right there.

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I guess.

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That's funny.

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What's up, Brandon?

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We have Brandon here.

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Welcome to the Thick AF podcast.

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We haven't said that in a while.

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Right?

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People probably didn't believe that I still had a boyfriend because he hasn't been on

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here for a while.

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We talk about it literally multiple times.

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I mean, even last week we were like, do you think me and Brandon are going to be able

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to have a boyfriend?

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I mean, I'm not going to be able to have a boyfriend.

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I'm not going to be able to have a boyfriend.

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I'm not going to be able to have a boyfriend.

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I'm not going to be able to have a boyfriend.

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I mean, even last week we were like, do you think men should wear, what was it?

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Leggings?

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Leggings.

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Leggings.

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And you were like, Brandon said, Brandon said never.

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That's exactly how often we should wear them.

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They're not made for us.

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I did get some feedback on that.

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Actually, Jess, the girl who got the shout out, our favorite Canadian, she texted me

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today and she was like, I feel like only chubby bearded men can wear leggings.

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Why?

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Because they don't look like little leprechauns.

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I guess.

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Or Peter Pan.

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Yeah, Peter Pan.

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Mason wore leggings for Peter Pan.

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I'm still not wearing them.

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But he's also, he's also could technically be a bearded, what did she call him?

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A bearded chubby man.

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Oh, he's not a chubby.

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He's just a bearded big boy, like tall.

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You know what I mean?

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Like he's like, are you guys the same height?

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Mason's like about an inch and a half.

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We went to-

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Taller?

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Yeah.

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About an inch taller than I am.

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I think so.

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Are you sure it's not with your hair up like that?

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No.

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Yeah.

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So are you sure?

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Yeah, we measured it out in the kitchen and he's an inch taller than me.

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An inch taller than you.

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Well, that's crazy.

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And it's probably Mason's favorite thing about himself.

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It's my favorite thing about Mason too.

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Not really.

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I love his personality.

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He's very tall and also really fun.

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Oh yeah.

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I love Mason.

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My favorite thing about Mason is that he wants to hold hands when he's drunk.

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Mine too and he likes to touch my boobs.

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I asked him about that too.

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I was like, Emily said you like to touch her boobs.

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I was like, you'd never do that to me.

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He doesn't remember probably.

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He's probably like, what?

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He was just kind of sleeping on them and then his hands would go like this.

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Like he's getting comfy in his bed.

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I was his pillow.

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He's in a snuggle pillow and just does that little cup I guess.

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Like he's sticking his hand up there like this.

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I don't know.

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Good stuff.

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So tonight we went to Village Tavern at the summit because last week we went to out and

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we got some good crowdsourcing ideas for the podcast and I hope you guys enjoyed it.

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Tonight we weren't on So Lucky.

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No.

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So they wrote me into this.

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Slim Pickens.

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It was Slim Pickens.

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No, we wrote you in before we had Slim Pickens.

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I know.

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I think that most of the young people from, yeah.

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Yeah, three.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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There's something underneath your arm.

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Pick it up.

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Pick it up.

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It looks like a spider.

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Oh, it's a fuzz.

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Do you see it?

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It scared me.

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It's on the table.

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It scared the crap out of me.

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Is that a cat hair?

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No, this is like, like a cotton.

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Like it came from my jeans pocket.

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Yeah, probably.

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Did you pick it out and put it there?

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Oh my God.

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Whose belly button was it?

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I think it was Pete's.

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I think it might have been Pete's.

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I don't know.

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It might have been, no, it wasn't Pete's.

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It was this other guy that I was like kind of talking to.

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And every time I saw him, he had a piece of-

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How do you get belly button lint?

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He had a huge piece of belly button lint in his belly button and I would collect it.

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Do you have belly button lint ever?

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And I was like, I'm going to make a freaking spider.

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When I do my Q-tips, I also do my belly button.

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No, you don't.

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You don't give me your belly button.

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I did not know this about you.

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No, I don't do that.

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When I Q-tip my ears, I go for the belly button.

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No, I don't.

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Oh, okay.

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It was a joke.

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Okay, got it.

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Got it.

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Got it.

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Got it.

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Do you not clean your belly button in the shower?

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I do.

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I do too.

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I'll stick a finger in there.

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I don't always stick a shower, but when I do, I clean my belly button.

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So tonight, the only thing that we got was like the hostess of the mostess.

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And really her topic was, should we talk?

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Do you want to do it?

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Yeah, we can.

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Let's do an FMK first.

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I have a good one.

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Okay, go ahead.

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It's not that good, but I thought about it the other day and you might not like it.

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And we may have already done it.

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Is it going to be a difficult one?

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Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne.

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Oh.

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Yeah, it is.

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It's like midnight.

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It's like middle school.

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I think this is going to be unpopular opinion, but I'm killing Brittany.

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Me too.

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I love her.

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And I'm marrying Christina Aguilera and I'm fucking Avril Lavigne.

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I like that.

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Brandon?

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I got to go the same.

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Yeah.

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Really?

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I mean, I'm not going to pick Christina over Avril.

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Why not?

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I don't know.

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Wait, wait.

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Christina's better looking?

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You want to pick Christina?

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I think Avril.

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She just has kind of the teeth though, but Christina's teeth aren't like perfect.

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Either are they?

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That's, that's why that's all I'm settling on.

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This is based on their teeth.

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No, I think Christina Aguilera is going to be a freak in the sheets and I love that.

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Well that's the F part.

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No, I can have S-E-X when I'm married.

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So I, I've been thinking about this because I've been on an Avril Lavigne kick lately.

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I've been listening.

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If you look at my Amazon music, like recently played, it is all except for my parents get

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on there.

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I have jazz in there, smooth jazz for pets.

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Jazz for pets?

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That's what I listened to.

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It's really good.

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If y'all, if y'all listen to smooth jazz for pets, you should listen to turtle dance by

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Santino surfers.

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They are my favorite, my new favorite.

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Like, like it's a really good turtle dance by Santino servers.

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Listen to it.

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You'll like it.

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So I'm going to, I used to love Britney Spears y'all.

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And I have to say this.

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I'm going to be, Jessica is going to be like, what?

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Because I literally love Britney Spears, but I can't hurt mental health and all the things

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are just, it's too much for me.

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So I'm going to have to kill her.

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I love you, Britney.

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I still love you.

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Bless her heart.

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And also she's just not as good of a singer as them.

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She used to be just not anymore.

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I just feel bad for her.

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Christina Aguilera.

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So I have thoughts on Christina Aguilera because she is still very popular and like doing all

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the things and she's more popular than Avril Lavigne, I would assume because she's still

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like out there doing like, what is it?

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That turnaround chair show.

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No, I don't think she's doing that anymore.

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Oh, she's not.

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Well, whatever.

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She was doing it.

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Voice.

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The voice.

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Is that one of the one when they turned around?

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I don't really know.

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But I remember seeing something like where she was.

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Yes.

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It is the voice that turns.

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She's still on it.

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I do not think so.

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Well, but she's still kind of been in the public eye and making that money and Avril

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Lavigne's kind of been away, but she has come back.

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She's got some new songs lately.

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But, but I'm going to fuck Christina Aguilera and I'm going to marry Avril Lavigne because

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Avril Lavigne wears all black and we would be like booze.

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Oh my God.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, that's fair.

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I like her style.

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I see and I just want to try on Christina Aguilera's ass less chaps at some point in

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my life from the dirty video.

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Yeah.

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If I tried that, if either one of us tried those on, they wouldn't fit our pinky toe.

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I would like you to try those on also.

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I'm going to not be there for that, but let me know how it goes.

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Cool.

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So, so y'all want to talk about this girl?

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Yeah, we can.

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The hostess?

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There's so many.

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There are so many, especially here.

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Sundays get, the Sundays are the worst.

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The church crowd is specifically the worst.

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I don't know why.

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Why are they so bad?

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I don't know.

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I have a feeling it's because they just came from being God-fearing, loving people that

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they just like, they just came from being upstanding people that they just treat people

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bad.

271
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It's just, it's so bad.

272
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They were holding it in?

273
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Yes.

274
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It's awful.

275
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Like they were just like-

276
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They couldn't hold it in for an hour.

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I mean they could hold it in for the pastor, but they can't hold it in for the service

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people.

279
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It sucks so bad.

280
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But some people are sweet, but it's a lot of Sundays that suck because I had one family

281
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one time I told, it was like a Sunday night, I told them the bar was self-seating and then

282
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they sat themselves in a bar because it's self-seating obviously.

283
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And then they come back like five minutes later and they were like, don't tell us it's

284
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self-seating and then tell them to ignore us.

285
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Like I had told them, like I had told the bar people to ignore them.

286
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So they have to go to the bar and order?

287
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They have to go to the bar and one of the bartenders as soon as they're not busy will

288
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go over to them and greet them.

289
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And so like they acted like I had told the bartenders not to talk to them.

290
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And it was so like, and I was, I just stood here like I was baffled.

291
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I was like silent and I was like, I'm not sure what you mean.

292
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Like I don't, I can't tell the bartenders what to do.

293
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They acted like I have all the authority.

294
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They always think you do.

295
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I have no authority.

296
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I have absolutely no authority.

297
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Like I'm the youngest person in this restaurant.

298
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I don't know.

299
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Like the one that has to go be like, help.

300
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I have no clue what I'm doing.

301
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I don't know what to do.

302
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And so they just like walked out and I just stood here like baffled for like five minutes

303
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of what, like what just happened.

304
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So I was like, what do you think I'm supposed to, what do you think I can do?

305
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People get so mad when they're, it's like, yeah, people get so angry.

306
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They think that they're entitled.

307
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But you know what, I've been like, probably, but they'd only waited for like five minutes

308
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and I'd like, I, I don't know.

309
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Maybe they were having a bad day.

310
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But do y'all call people anything other than Karen when they act like that?

311
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I didn't even call them a Karen.

312
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I just, I just thought that was unbelievable.

313
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I don't, I don't have anything that I call them.

314
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I just call them like crappy customers, like impatient, just entitled.

315
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Yes.

316
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What they are really.

317
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Yeah.

318
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Okay.

319
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So the, uh, essentially the topic is church goers at restaurants, like Sunday, Sunday

320
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crowd at the, at a restaurant and how rude people are.

321
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And I don't know.

322
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I've worked in restaurant.

323
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,360
I know Brandon's worked in restaurant, Sarah, you haven't, have you?

324
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Small town restaurant.

325
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,360
Oh, yeah.

326
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,360
Okay.

327
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,040
Josie's pizzeria in Cana, New York.

328
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But you know what, people in New York, do they go to church and then go to pizza on

329
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Sunday?

330
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,980
Well, we were only open from four to eight on Sundays.

331
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So there was no immediately after church situation.

332
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Oh, well that is because the people that own Josie's is, are smart.

333
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Yeah.

334
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Sylvia.

335
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Yeah.

336
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Yeah.

337
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,720
So, but basically church go, I do remember the church crowd.

338
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They don't tip very well.

339
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Usually they, what else?

340
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I mean, they're high and mighty and they're definitely rude.

341
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Well, also like most, for some reason they have to church her, but I mean, like even

342
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with my current job, you know, you, the after church crowd, people just seem to be bigger

343
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dicks.

344
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Well, I wonder if it's because, okay, so most of the time, a lot of times, I'm not going

345
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to say most because that may not be the right word, but a lot of times people are getting

346
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up their whole family.

347
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They've got their three kids, four kids or whatever, two kids, how many kids you got?

348
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They got to get them dressed in their Sunday best and their kids don't want to go.

349
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And then they got to take them and then they got to like make them sit still.

350
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If you went to the church like me, where we didn't have like kid thing happening, like

351
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Sunday, well, we had, no, like we went to church with the family.

352
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We went to, and it was Catholic church.

353
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We had to stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down.

354
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It's boring AF.

355
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Like, you know, so, and you don't really understand it.

356
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I literally, I remember except for they changed it on me like several weeks, it's probably

357
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been 10 or 15 years since they changed it.

358
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And so I don't really know all the words anymore.

359
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But I like look, I could probably perform mass for you guys.

360
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If you wanted me to, because I have been like when you're a child and you grow up in there

361
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and you hear them say the same stuff over and over again and you stand up, sit down,

362
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stand up, sit down and then for the communion, you know what I'm talking about?

363
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Have you all ever been to Catholic church?

364
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That's my favorite bell.

365
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:05,160
I have been to Catholic funerals and weddings and that's it.

366
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Weddings and funerals are very long, but I like them better than regular weddings.

367
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I don't know why I like that because I feel like they're actually like the regular weddings

368
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are just like, okay, you're married.

369
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Like in two seconds.

370
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,680
Yeah, that's the point.

371
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Nobody wants to sit through a long wedding.

372
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Let's get this done and over with.

373
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People go to weddings just to go to the reception.

374
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That's why they should allow you because Catholics allow you to drink.

375
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You can drink.

376
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It's not like Southern Baptist where you're like, if somebody catches you drinking something,

377
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you're going to like go to hell.

378
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Maybe I'm wrong about that, but yeah, pretty much.

379
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You can drink in the, like the priest will drink and maybe they should just start having

380
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serving wine and beer in the church.

381
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That is a terrible idea.

382
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That is the best idea.

383
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I don't know what kind of thing it is.

384
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,620
You double fist it before you go sit down and then they have a cocktail waitress come

385
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,760
around and throw beers at people.

386
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,760
Oh my God.

387
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:12,080
If I get married, whoever marries me, I bet you they're going to love that idea.

388
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,080
I don't know.

389
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080
You just walk in a beer.

390
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,800
Just walk in like here's a cool, or go sit down.

391
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:17,800
Exactly.

392
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:22,320
And you're going to hear in the background of the, yeah, like in the video, everybody's

393
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,240
going to be like crunching their beers on their head and stuff.

394
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,240
Oh my, no.

395
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,520
I mean, I'm going to go to your wedding if that happens a hundred thousand percent, but

396
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,520
like,

397
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,760
Well, you won't drink when you go.

398
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760
Yeah.

399
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760
If I had them serving drinks there.

400
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,760
Yeah.

401
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:36,760
Why would I not?

402
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,840
Why would they not serve drinks?

403
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,320
Everybody pre-games anyways.

404
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,120
I mean, duh.

405
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,120
You drink on the way.

406
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:49,280
I just wonder if you, I don't know if a church would let you do that.

407
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:55,160
Like you can have a Catholic wedding, but it, and serve cocktails for the wedding, like

408
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,360
the ceremony, but maybe outside.

409
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,360
Yeah.

410
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,360
I think they might.

411
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,960
You can probably do it at a venue, but not necessarily a church.

412
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,040
Well, you don't have to have it at a church.

413
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,040
Yeah.

414
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,040
Agreed.

415
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,040
Yeah.

416
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,040
Yeah.

417
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,040
No, I don't know.

418
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,040
I don't know.

419
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,040
I don't know.

420
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,040
It's growing on me.

421
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,040
Yeah.

422
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,600
Also, if I got married in the Catholic church, I think that the, pretty sure that my husband

423
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,760
would have to go to like classes and you have to do all that stuff and I get married

424
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,760
in Catholic church.

425
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:21,760
Yeah.

426
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,640
Don't you have to go through like couples therapy or couples counseling or something?

427
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,480
I think it's like, like you have to do like classes or something.

428
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,480
She's licking my feet.

429
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,480
My dog's in here.

430
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,480
Well, I see that, but she's wrapped around the floor.

431
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,040
She likes to lick my feet for some reason.

432
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,240
And you're letting, you're opening your toes so she can get in between the tracks.

433
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,240
I know, cause it's itchy.

434
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240
That is disgusting.

435
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,240
It's so good.

436
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240
I'm just kidding.

437
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240
I hate it.

438
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,160
But when she does one and not the others and then one's really cold and the others aren't,

439
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,160
it's like, okay.

440
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,760
Rosie, you are not done here.

441
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,760
Let's go.

442
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,760
Come on.

443
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,760
Wrap it.

444
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,760
Finish it up, girl.

445
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,760
Does it taste good, baby girl?

446
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:54,760
Now she's on the bottom.

447
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,760
What shoes did you wear to dinner?

448
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,760
Flip flops.

449
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:04,720
Listen, this little dog, my ex boyfriend that I got her from, his name is Chris, he would

450
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,600
wear these like rainbow flip flops.

451
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,600
Remember rainbows?

452
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,600
Yeah.

453
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,600
I think they were rainbows.

454
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,600
I had the knockoff ones.

455
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,400
And his were like old and sweaty and stuff.

456
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,720
And he would get out of the shower.

457
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,960
He would have his shoes like by the door or wherever it was.

458
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:23,760
And he would go get in the shower and Rosie would have been in there licking them to death.

459
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:27,440
And they were like soaking wet from where Rosie licked all over him.

460
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:32,160
And he would be so pissed because he would have to put her shoes back on later on to

461
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,480
go do whatever he was doing.

462
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,800
But they had like Rosie's slobber all over him.

463
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800
It was hilarious.

464
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:42,520
Greta used to get my panties out of my laundry basket and lick my panties.

465
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,520
Did she just lick them?

466
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:48,060
I've had friends who had dogs, like my friend Shanna, her dog used to chew up.

467
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:51,480
You would go into her house and if she left her panties out or whatever, her dog would

468
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,600
have chewed the crotch in half.

469
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,200
She would eat the inside.

470
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:59,680
No, thankfully Greta did not tear them up, but she would lick them.

471
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,080
I don't know why they like that.

472
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,080
I don't either.

473
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,080
It's weird.

474
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,080
They don't know what it is.

475
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,080
It's your scent.

476
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,080
I don't know.

477
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:09,880
I mean, it's a special scent.

478
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,880
The dirty scent.

479
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:11,880
Geez.

480
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,920
So yeah, anyway, church crowd to dirty panties.

481
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:21,560
Well, yeah, I want to go back to that for a second because I, you know, had an experience

482
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:27,340
with somebody who I'm not friends with anymore, but they, you know, wanted to go to church

483
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:34,760
every single Sunday or whatever, but would, you know, sleep around and get hammered at

484
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,480
the bar and whatever.

485
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:44,320
It was almost just like showing up at church was, you know, the rationale between that

486
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:50,160
bad behavior and, you know, being a good Christian.

487
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,160
Yeah.

488
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,200
And that, that bothers me.

489
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,200
Yeah.

490
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:59,800
I mean, especially when they act like you are, you know, like not a good person or something

491
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,840
in different aspects or whatever.

492
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,360
And the whole, I'll pray for you.

493
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,600
Yeah.

494
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,600
You know what?

495
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
I'm gonna pray for you too, hoe.

496
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600
Yeah, exactly.

497
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,600
Exactly.

498
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:13,600
Jesus, that hoe needs to be prayed for.

499
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,600
And that rhymes.

500
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,960
And I can do that for my bedroom.

501
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,400
I don't have to go to church to do that.

502
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,400
Yeah.

503
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:28,680
I mean, honestly, it even says in the Bible that you don't have to go to church to be,

504
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:32,360
to do religious, to be religious or whatnot or whatever they say.

505
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,960
I don't know what the thing is.

506
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:39,000
It's something about a rock or whatever, but it's been a minute since I've studied the

507
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Bible.

508
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,200
I basically have never.

509
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
Yeah.

510
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,000
Well, I haven't studied it, but I've heard a few verses.

511
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,920
You've dabbled in a couple of pastors.

512
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,920
When my parents.

513
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,920
Pastors?

514
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:52,920
Passages.

515
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:53,920
Pastors.

516
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,760
When my parents were married, we went to church every day.

517
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:57,760
And then every day.

518
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760
Every Sunday.

519
00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,760
Sorry.

520
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:00,760
Oh my God.

521
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760
Y'all relax.

522
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,760
No, wait.

523
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,760
Your parents are in church.

524
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:07,840
No, and I mean, we had, like, we had a lot of friends at church and we didn't mind or

525
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,920
whatever, but when we moved to New York after my parents got divorced, we went for a little

526
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:16,640
while because I think my mom was just trying to keep consistency because it was something

527
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:22,320
that we had done growing up and we were used to that, but it didn't last for long.

528
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:26,240
And I don't know.

529
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:30,560
I just, I forgot what I was saying.

530
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,120
So what was I saying?

531
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,120
Hold on.

532
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,120
About how much you hate going to church every day?

533
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,120
No, I wasn't saying that I hate going to church.

534
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,120
That you went to church every day.

535
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,120
I know.

536
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:39,120
I forgot.

537
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,120
We're going to have to fucking cut it out now.

538
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,120
No, this is great.

539
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,120
It's okay.

540
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,120
I thought you go to church every day.

541
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,120
I thought you hate going to church.

542
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,120
No, we didn't know.

543
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,120
Like, who wants to go to church with chickens?

544
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:50,840
It wasn't that, but like, I don't know.

545
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,600
I mean, it just didn't feel necessary anymore.

546
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,440
And so, you know, we quit going and that was like fine.

547
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:04,800
And then I went for a little while, like with my parents and when I moved back to Birmingham,

548
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,840
oh, I know what I was going to say.

549
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,980
I got it now.

550
00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:15,200
When I came back down here, I went to Jeff State and I was trying to get my grades up

551
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:19,720
because I was like the worst college student in the whole entire world at Cortland.

552
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:25,500
And so then my stepmom found this program through Huntington College, which is in Montgomery,

553
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,120
and it was at night school basically.

554
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,780
But I got, you know, my bachelor's degree through them.

555
00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:32,840
So I started working full time and going to school at night.

556
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,760
Well, it's a Methodist college.

557
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,980
So I also had to take religion classes while I was there.

558
00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,280
So I was taking this art and religion class and-

559
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:46,240
I hope they gave you those classes for free since they make you take them.

560
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,760
No, they didn't.

561
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:53,880
But tuition was significantly cheaper because we took classes at the local Jeff State campuses

562
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,820
and they brought professors in.

563
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:59,640
So there was, they were not Huntington staff people per se.

564
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,400
I mean, they were and they weren't.

565
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,840
But I had this art and religion class and it was a lady and it was the first time, her

566
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,760
very first class ever.

567
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:12,280
And we used to have class once a week for five weeks and it was from 530 to 930.

568
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,760
A lot of the classes didn't last, you know, that long or whatever.

569
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,240
But this lady was such a twat.

570
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240
And she wanted us-

571
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,520
The religion teacher?

572
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,520
Yes.

573
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,520
She was a twat?

574
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:24,520
Yes.

575
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,520
She wanted us to-

576
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,080
Do you remember her name?

577
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,080
Just kidding.

578
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,080
Don't say it.

579
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,080
No, I don't.

580
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
I don't remember her name.

581
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:37,920
But she wanted us to look at paintings and then cite the Bible verse that goes with it.

582
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:44,540
And I was like, I was upset because I hadn't been going to church and not everybody grows

583
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:45,540
up that way.

584
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,840
I don't know shit about the Bible.

585
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,920
And so I was like, I'm not going to be able to do this.

586
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,300
And I didn't want to have to drop the class.

587
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:59,280
And I was like, I can tell you the story behind the photo, but not necessarily the word for

588
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,480
word passage from the Bible.

589
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:04,160
I don't know if I could tell the story behind the photo either.

590
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,520
Well, maybe just study it.

591
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,240
But which I mean, of course I could have just studied the passage as well, but I didn't

592
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,240
want to do that.

593
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,920
But everybody in the class was so stoked that I said that.

594
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,560
And she changed the whole structure of it.

595
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,560
Oh, wow.

596
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,560
That's really awesome.

597
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,560
I mean, that's awesome because you know what?

598
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:26,120
I'm glad you stood up for you and for everybody else because that's a lot.

599
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:30,600
It felt crappy, you know, to be put in that position because we had to take these damn

600
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
religion classes.

601
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,160
And I don't have a problem with that.

602
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,160
Like there was another professor and I will say his name.

603
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,160
His name was Dr. Brandon.

604
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:40,320
I don't know if he's still alive, but he was there graduated like in a when I graduated

605
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,320
in a robe and everything.

606
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,840
So he was Huntington staff.

607
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,160
He lived at Moore, Alabama, and he drove all the way to Pell City campus and gave us our

608
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,160
religion classes.

609
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,000
And I did several with him because we were in and out in like an hour, maybe an hour

610
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,320
and a half, and it was all just discussion based and, you know, opinions and, you know,

611
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:01,320
just having conversation about, you know, whatever.

612
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,880
Like I think Paul's letters is one of the classes.

613
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:10,020
So was your religion class Christianity only or was it methodist based?

614
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,020
Which is Christianity.

615
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:14,040
So like it wasn't like religion, like like the study of religions.

616
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,280
No, it was just like religion.

617
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,280
Correct.

618
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:18,280
Christianity.

619
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,280
Yes.

620
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,280
Gotcha.

621
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,280
But he was wonderful.

622
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,280
I read it.

623
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,280
I read it.

624
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,280
It was great.

625
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,400
And he was the coolest dude.

626
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,240
So I want to change the subject really quick.

627
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,920
And I would like to call my dad to have him tell this joke that he told me because I have

628
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:31,920
this.

629
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,920
OK, and he's going to answer.

630
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:37,920
So hang on a second.

631
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,920
Hello.

632
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,920
Hi.

633
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,920
Hey, Brandon.

634
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:51,000
Sarah's here and Brandon is here and we need you to tell the mothball joke.

635
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,200
It's not a joke.

636
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200
It's a true story.

637
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,800
Well, it is a true story, but tell it.

638
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,120
All right.

639
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:05,640
Well, we were together like last week, Emily and mom and I, and I was talking about, you

640
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,160
know, weird smells and stuff.

641
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:13,160
But I kept saying, you know, mothballs, mothballs and how they smell awful.

642
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,760
We kept saying we smelled mothballs in a certain place.

643
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,760
Right.

644
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:18,760
Yeah.

645
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,760
Right.

646
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,760
Exactly.

647
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,920
And I said, Emily, you know, have you ever smelled mothballs?

648
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:28,920
And she said, well, no, I tried, but I couldn't get their tiny legs apart.

649
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,920
Hey, I never said that.

650
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:32,920
You have lost it.

651
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,920
I did not say that.

652
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,920
You said that.

653
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,920
You're crazy.

654
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,920
Oh my God, you changed it on me.

655
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:37,920
That's a good one.

656
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,920
I love it.

657
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,920
That's not funny.

658
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,920
That's so funny.

659
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,920
That's a good one.

660
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,920
It's funny because it's true.

661
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,920
Oh my God.

662
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:50,920
Okay.

663
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,920
Thanks.

664
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,920
Bye.

665
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Bye.

666
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:00,920
Bye.

667
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:01,920
Oh my gosh.

668
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:02,920
He changed it.

669
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,920
So we told him, so we were in the car and, or we were somewhere.

670
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920
I was like, really smelling mothballs.

671
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,920
Yeah.

672
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,920
I was like, me and my mom were like, it smells like mothballs.

673
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,920
And she said it's something like gasoline.

674
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,920
I was like, I think it smells like mothballs.

675
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:09,920
Well, those two things do not smell the same.

676
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,920
And he's, I'm like, oh, you don't smell those mothballs?

677
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,920
He's like, I don't know how you smell those mothballs.

678
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920
It's so hard to get their tiny legs apart.

679
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:19,480
And then he changed it up on me.

680
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,480
Oh, and by the way, I did find it.

681
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,480
Find what?

682
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,480
The jazz for pets.

683
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,480
Oh, good.

684
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,480
Yeah.

685
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,480
It's so good.

686
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,480
So you can get-

687
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,480
That is a thing.

688
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,480
He's going to make us listen to it when we fall asleep tonight.

689
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,480
So if you-

690
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,480
No.

691
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,480
Yeah, you will.

692
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,480
No.

693
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,480
It's really good.

694
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480
We've been listening to calm stories at night.

695
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,480
Yeah.

696
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:37,480
And it's helpful.

697
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,480
I gotta say, Matthew McConaughey's-

698
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,480
I can't fall asleep at night.

699
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,480
Calm stories don't make me stay, don't make me go to sleep.

700
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,480
They make me stay up because then I get stuck in the story.

701
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,480
Not me.

702
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,480
And I'm like, ew, stories.

703
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,480
Oh, I don't know.

704
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,480
I just close my eyes and we're like, Matthew McConaughey's-

705
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,480
Yeah, but you fall asleep in 37 seconds.

706
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,480
Why is it 30?

707
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,480
I thought it was like 36.

708
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,480
I mean, I'll time you when we get home.

709
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,480
Don't worry.

710
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,480
Yeah, give us an update next week.

711
00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:01,480
I'll time you falling asleep and then maybe don't ever record me snoring again.

712
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,480
Absolutely not.

713
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,480
I'm going to do that every day for now.

714
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,480
No.

715
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,480
No.

716
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,480
All right.

717
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,480
So I have another topic to talk about.

718
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,480
All right, let's do it.

719
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:22,160
So first of all, I was out of town for a hot minute and I'm getting all these motion sensor

720
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,980
things in my backyard from my ring camera and it's like, there's motion in your backyard.

721
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:27,980
There's motion in your backyard.

722
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,680
It's like every five seconds and I'm like, well, what the hell?

723
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,680
I keep looking.

724
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,680
There's nothing there.

725
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:38,200
Finally, I realize there's a freaking spider making a web in front of my thing and it's

726
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
just crawling right in front of me.

727
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
You were going to tell me there was a ghost.

728
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200
And every time I would look, he would be gone.

729
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
But then I came back and he was right there just like making a freaking spider web.

730
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Did you save the video?

731
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,200
That's cool.

732
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200
I think I've got one.

733
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,200
Isn't that interesting?

734
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,200
Yeah.

735
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,200
I mean, I don't really like spiders.

736
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:55,200
It sucks because it was like, doon doon, doon doon or whatever the thing it sounds like.

737
00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:00,200
It's like, do you get rid of it?

738
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,200
The video?

739
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,200
I don't know.

740
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,200
I probably got a spider web.

741
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,600
Oh, no, I haven't even touched it because I haven't had a chance because I've been like

742
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,600
out of town and stuff a lot.

743
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,280
Well, it's like today we had a spider incident on the back porch.

744
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,280
It was kind of funny.

745
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,280
Oh, yeah.

746
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,880
Well, I was sitting there and I was like, I saw it and I didn't want to say anything

747
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,880
like, oh, look at the spider.

748
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,600
I just kind of sat there and went like, hey, Sarah, can you give me your flip flop real

749
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,600
quick?

750
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,600
And I was like, what is he going to do?

751
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,600
Try it on it.

752
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,600
It ain't going to fit.

753
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,600
Of course not.

754
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,600
But I was like, just give me a flip flop.

755
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,600
So she does.

756
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,080
I was like, all right, can you do me a favor and like stand up and just casually stand

757
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,600
right here next to me for no reason?

758
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,600
And she goes like, oh God, all right.

759
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,600
No, I did not freak out.

760
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,600
You even can you.

761
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,600
I was going to say, congratulate.

762
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,280
You even commented on my calmness.

763
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280
You did.

764
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280
You're like, all right.

765
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,640
So I was like, all I said was, what is it?

766
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,640
And I just got up and walked over there and then I saw it and he killed it and it was

767
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640
fine.

768
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,320
So if somebody had done, if you had done that to me, I would have been like, there's like,

769
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,800
I would have been like frozen.

770
00:27:55,800 --> 00:28:00,200
I would have been like, there's probably a massive like alien spider behind me.

771
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,200
Oh my gosh.

772
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,080
And usually when somebody's like, just calmly, casually walk this way.

773
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,440
Well, it's usually like a big alien.

774
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:13,120
And when, when I sat back down, I'm like, you're lucky I wasn't like my normal self

775
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,800
and was like, what do you want my flip flop for?

776
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,600
A big roach or something.

777
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,400
Like asking questions instead of just following directions.

778
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,400
Yeah.

779
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,760
I even said, I was like, this is one of those times you just do what I ask, please.

780
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,680
And stop, stop, you know, don't question me about everything.

781
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,680
But I didn't.

782
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:30,680
I know.

783
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:31,680
I was like, thank you.

784
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,200
And then got up and killed this one.

785
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,760
The thing was like right over her Angeline.

786
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,800
So it's like, I didn't want it to like fall or anything like that.

787
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800
Gross.

788
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:40,800
It was big.

789
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,800
It was big thing.

790
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800
Yeah.

791
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,960
I'm we're lucky it didn't have babies and they went everywhere.

792
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,800
It's interesting to me that you asked for her.

793
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,080
There are some spiders that do carry their young.

794
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,080
Yeah.

795
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,080
Yeah.

796
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,080
On their backs and then in a pack.

797
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,680
Oh, I've killed a spider before and had babies just squish out.

798
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,680
It was gross.

799
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,680
And they crawl everywhere.

800
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,680
And there's hundreds of them.

801
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,680
I always have to see my face right now.

802
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,680
Like as soon as you kill a spider, you just like see this.

803
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,680
Yeah.

804
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,680
Yeah.

805
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,680
Okay.

806
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,680
That's yeah.

807
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,680
Well, luckily we didn't have that happen.

808
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,680
We need to have like a, not a spoiler.

809
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,680
What do we call this?

810
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,680
A trigger alert?

811
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,680
Oh yeah, trigger warning.

812
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Oh this one?

813
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,680
Trigger warning.

814
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,680
Yeah.

815
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,680
Trigger warning.

816
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,680
Spiders.

817
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680
Okay.

818
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,680
So have you guys ever watched Bluey before?

819
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680
No, but you have told me wonderful things about it.

820
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:29,920
Bluey is the best cartoon for kids that you have ever watched in your entire life.

821
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920
Bluey.

822
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
Like Bluey's Clues?

823
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,920
No.

824
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:33,920
No.

825
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,920
No.

826
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,920
So it's really.

827
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:36,920
Isn't that like Australian?

828
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,920
It's yeah.

829
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,920
It's like Australian.

830
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,920
They're like Australian blue.

831
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:40,920
Wait, what are they called?

832
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,920
They're called, oh my God.

833
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:42,920
No.

834
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,920
Blue Wails?

835
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,920
No, they're called.

836
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Dingoes.

837
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920
Dingoes.

838
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:47,920
No.

839
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,920
That's really funny.

840
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,920
I don't know if that was British or Australian.

841
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,920
No, you're doing a hard one.

842
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,920
Our pirates.

843
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:58,560
Look, I can't do the accent.

844
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,720
I always get them mixed up and then I ended up turning into a pirate accent like, oh my

845
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,720
days.

846
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,720
I can't do it.

847
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,720
Like put a patch on my eye or something.

848
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,720
I'm sure everybody listening to this is like, this is great.

849
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,720
I'm so glad we're listening to this.

850
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,720
Is that sarcastic?

851
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,720
That's what they do.

852
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,720
Yeah.

853
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:17,720
Why?

854
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,720
They better be happy they're listening to it.

855
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,720
We put a lot of work into this fucking content.

856
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,720
Brandon.

857
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,720
One day it's going to pay the bills.

858
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,720
We're basically saying they're pirates.

859
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,720
Oh my God.

860
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,720
What are they called?

861
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,720
They're bluey.

862
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,720
Oh my God.

863
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,720
They're like Australian.

864
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,720
What type of dogs are they?

865
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,720
Oh my God.

866
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:40,720
I'm not going to tell you because I freaking forgot.

867
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:46,080
But they're like, they're a type of dog and they're like a blue something.

868
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,080
Blue Healer?

869
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,080
Blue Healer.

870
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,080
Is it a blue healer?

871
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,200
Those are Australian Cattle Dogs aren't they?

872
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200
Yeah.

873
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,200
Blue Healer.

874
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,200
Yeah.

875
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,680
Because I think their last name is Healer.

876
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,680
Maybe.

877
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680
So anyways, Bluey.

878
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,680
So they're blue healers?

879
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,680
I think they're blue healers.

880
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,680
Okay.

881
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,680
So while I'm talking, you can look it up, Sarah.

882
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,680
I am.

883
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,680
I know.

884
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,680
So, okay.

885
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,920
So Bluey has the best episodes and they have things that are hilarious.

886
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:15,400
Well, they just came out with some new episodes and my dad and I really like Bluey and we

887
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,880
normally watch it with my niece.

888
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880
Those are cute dogs.

889
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:23,600
We were at the beach the other day and my dad's like, Emily, you want to watch Bluey?

890
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,600
And I'm like, seriously?

891
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:25,960
Lola's not here.

892
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,600
And he's like, yeah, you need to watch this.

893
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:31,360
And he's like, Emily, turn it to, it's called Family Meeting.

894
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,920
There's an episode called Family Meeting.

895
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,140
Okay.

896
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:42,320
And Family Meeting is about Bluey, one of the dogs farted.

897
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,580
Okay.

898
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,400
And they call it fluffy.

899
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,720
And they're having a family meeting about fluffing the dad.

900
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,720
I'm sorry.

901
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,720
Excuse me.

902
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,160
The dad fluffied in Bluey's face.

903
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,120
And so they have a family meeting about, and yeah, and it's hilarious.

904
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,760
Y'all got to watch it.

905
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760
Oh my God.

906
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,760
It's so funny.

907
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,520
There are so many different dog breeds that are in this show.

908
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:09,120
Afghan hound, Akita, American fox hound, Australian Cattle Dog, Australian Kelpie, Australian

909
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,680
Shepherd, Australian Terrier.

910
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,040
What's the most, what is Bluey?

911
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,120
Australian Cattle Dog.

912
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,880
Isn't that a Blue Heeler though?

913
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,880
Yeah.

914
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,880
Yeah.

915
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:19,880
Basically.

916
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,880
Yeah.

917
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,880
Border Collie, Bull Terrier, Cattle Hool Hound.

918
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,960
That's wild.

919
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:23,960
There is a Dingo.

920
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:24,960
A Dingo?

921
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,280
I've never seen that many dogs in there.

922
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,280
There's two characters.

923
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,880
Alfie is a Dingo and Alfie's mom.

924
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,280
I've never, I don't know who Alfie is.

925
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,080
I've probably seen him, but they don't have that many.

926
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,600
Like a lot of them are just the family, the four of them.

927
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,480
They got all kinds of stuff.

928
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,600
Bluey is the best.

929
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,720
And I don't know how y'all haven't watched it yet, but y'all need to go home and watch

930
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,720
it.

931
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,720
It's on Disney Plus.

932
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720
You have Disney Plus?

933
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,720
You were talking about it earlier.

934
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,720
Yeah.

935
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,720
Well, yeah.

936
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,720
Cause now Disney Plus is starting to do a...

937
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,320
Cracking down on sharing.

938
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,320
Yeah.

939
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,320
Sharing password.

940
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:57,320
Who are you sharing password with?

941
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,320
My sister.

942
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,320
Isn't Disney Plus only like $299?

943
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:00,320
No, that's Apple TV.

944
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,320
$299?

945
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,320
$299?

946
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,320
I don't know.

947
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,320
It's a more expensive one.

948
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,320
I got the package deal.

949
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,320
So I have ESPN, Hulu, and Disney.

950
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,320
Oh, okay.

951
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:14,320
Well, just, I don't know what they're going to do, but.

952
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,320
That is annoying.

953
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,320
I feel you.

954
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,520
I mean, we've talked about it on the podcast before.

955
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,800
It's so fricking irritating.

956
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:21,800
I can't with that.

957
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800
It's just, it's silly.

958
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,800
Well, but.

959
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,800
Stop that.

960
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,800
Y'all make enough money anyways.

961
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,520
If you were them, you would feel like, you know what?

962
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,440
It's fricking irritating that people are sharing their passwords and not giving us the money

963
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,080
that we deserve, that we need to pay our people.

964
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,560
So I get that.

965
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,880
But that's when we just cancel it and not have it.

966
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,640
And that's my thing is like, sorry, I can't pay for 15 streaming things.

967
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,640
Yeah.

968
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,440
I might as well go back to cable, which sucks.

969
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440
Cable sucks.

970
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440
I'm never going back to cable.

971
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,440
Me either.

972
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,280
I remember the time when I didn't have anything.

973
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,280
All I had was Netflix.

974
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,360
I think I didn't have Netflix at one point.

975
00:33:56,360 --> 00:34:01,480
I never watched TV and all I do is watch TV and do this podcast now.

976
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,480
I know.

977
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:08,320
No, I canceled my cable back in 2017 and it was the greatest thing I've ever done.

978
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:09,320
Oh man.

979
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,880
I canceled mine like way before that.

980
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,800
I think it was like 2012 or 10 maybe.

981
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,880
Well, I have cable with my, but it's built into my rent.

982
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,640
So I have it whether I want it or not.

983
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,640
Oh really?

984
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,640
I think I've yet to watch it.

985
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:24,720
I think the last, the only time I did was like last year's masters and that was it.

986
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:28,760
Is it basic cable or is it like the big cable with a box?

987
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,440
Do you have a box?

988
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,440
Yes.

989
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,440
He doesn't know because he doesn't live there.

990
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,640
He just has the place that he pays for for no reason.

991
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,600
Well, like I said, I watched the masters and that was it.

992
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,600
No.

993
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:44,680
Melanie and I share Hulu and we have Hulu live, but we have that so I can watch football.

994
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,680
Yeah.

995
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,680
Yeah.

996
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,680
If I watch football, it's not at my house normally.

997
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,680
It's usually at somebody else's house.

998
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,640
So I have YouTube TV.

999
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,600
I don't watch a whole lot of games at home either.

1000
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,160
Like I'll go to my parents or I mean we almost every Saturday in the fall, we're all together

1001
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,480
watching a game because a lot of us are Auburn fans and so it works out well.

1002
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,360
Lately every time we go to your parents' house, we're watching some kind of sport, Braves

1003
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,360
mostly lately.

1004
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,360
Oh my God.

1005
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:14,360
Well, that's because my dad is at home and he's like so freaking bored.

1006
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,560
He got a great report from his doctor yesterday.

1007
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,560
Is he still bored?

1008
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,560
Yeah.

1009
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,560
Because he can't go shovel poop?

1010
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,520
He goes 9,000 miles an hour.

1011
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Well, that's what I told him.

1012
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,320
He said he should be I think three weeks is when he's released and like can go back to

1013
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,320
work.

1014
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:33,280
I mean, Connie's doing it right now, but he'll be able to lift no more than 30 pounds I think

1015
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,840
next week.

1016
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:39,920
And so at that point he can at least shovel the stalls, but he won't be able to like lift

1017
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,920
the buckets.

1018
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,360
Well, I bet she's excited for him to at least do some of that because that's exhausting

1019
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,360
I would bet.

1020
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,360
Yeah.

1021
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,960
And I definitely haven't gone out there as much as I kind of thought I would to help.

1022
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,960
Yeah.

1023
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,960
But it's a lot.

1024
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,000
It's hard, especially you have to drive out there.

1025
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Yeah.

1026
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
How long is it like 30 minutes or so?

1027
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,240
No, I mean it's probably about 20 minutes, but I mean it's just.

1028
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,440
Well, that's 40 minutes back and forth.

1029
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,440
Yeah.

1030
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,880
And then the time it takes to do that.

1031
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880
Yeah.

1032
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:08,320
The last time that I, the last time we went out there, we did end up eating dinner with

1033
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,120
them, but Connie was kind of almost done with everything.

1034
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,760
The time before that, I literally went over there through Jolene in the house, went and

1035
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:18,120
you know, cleaned the majority of the stalls and then got her and we left.

1036
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,120
Yeah.

1037
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,600
So, I mean, it's a lot.

1038
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,960
Yeah.

1039
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,080
And then you're exhausted by the time you're done with it.

1040
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,080
Yeah.

1041
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,600
And you need to shower directly afterwards.

1042
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,600
Yes.

1043
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,280
Because have you ever had to pick stalls or anything like that?

1044
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,800
I went out there with you and watched you do it a couple of times.

1045
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800
Yeah.

1046
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,480
The ammonia from the horse pee just sticks to your clothes.

1047
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,480
No, it does.

1048
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,480
It's disgusting.

1049
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,920
Like you cannot wear your sneakers in there.

1050
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,040
I was in a boot, I think, whenever I went out there with you, wasn't I?

1051
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040
Oh yeah.

1052
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,040
Oh yeah.

1053
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,560
So that's why I think you were like, get back and don't, because you were like, just stand

1054
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,560
back over here.

1055
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Yeah.

1056
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,560
It'll stink.

1057
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,560
And it's true.

1058
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,040
And whenever I'm house sitting out there, I always like have one set of clothing that's

1059
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,640
like stall picking clothes that I'll just keep separate from everything else and wear

1060
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,960
it every single time I go do it.

1061
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,240
Because otherwise it just sticks to whatever you're wearing.

1062
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:08,000
So like when I wake up in the morning, I'm putting on dirty clothes because I'm about

1063
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
to go get dirty.

1064
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000
So yeah.

1065
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Yeah.

1066
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Well, sounds fun.

1067
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
But you know what?

1068
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
At least you get some cool animals out of it.

1069
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Yeah.

1070
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
And they all have their own personalities and they're, you know, so freaking smart.

1071
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I know.

1072
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
I remember you like talking to them.

1073
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000
You talked to them like different.

1074
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,680
Like one of them was like old and blind or something, right?

1075
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,680
No.

1076
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,680
Is it blind or just old?

1077
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,680
Nobody.

1078
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,680
They're all old.

1079
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,680
I mean, they're in their 20s.

1080
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:32,880
Which one is the one that you were like, get back, get back.

1081
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,840
This one's going to come out and be like, ah.

1082
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,840
Hank probably.

1083
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,280
Hank is the boss and he's my dad's horse.

1084
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:43,640
But Hank has to have a padlock with a key on his stall because he went through like six

1085
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,840
different types of locks and then he would let the other ones out.

1086
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,560
Hank, I love you.

1087
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,560
You're my type.

1088
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,080
He's your spirit animal for sure.

1089
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,720
He's so freaking smart.

1090
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,720
It's unbelievable.

1091
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:57,840
He's my spirit animal.

1092
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,640
And then Breeze is one of Connie's.

1093
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:05,000
He's like a red horse and he likes to stick his tongue outside of his mouth and turn his

1094
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,520
head sideways and he's just a goober.

1095
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,840
And then Blue is just like the sweetest of sleets.

1096
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,840
Oh, Bluey.

1097
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,840
Yeah.

1098
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,840
Yeah.

1099
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:13,840
He's a good boy.

1100
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,840
They're sweet pies.

1101
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,840
Yeah.

1102
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,840
They pee a lot though.

1103
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:17,840
Oh, it's so gross.

1104
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840
They pee big hard.

1105
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,840
They do.

1106
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840
And they splash everywhere.

1107
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,000
Well, and Breeze is such a dick when it's like time for them to go in, like you'll,

1108
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,280
you know, fresh stall or whatever it will pee as soon as he gets in there.

1109
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,320
He's been out all day, but he's going to pee in a stall.

1110
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,400
Does he like to sit in his pee?

1111
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,840
He pees in on one side of the stall.

1112
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,600
They all have like habitual places that they pee and poop.

1113
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,840
Except, I mean, Hank, like his is just everywhere.

1114
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,840
Maybe he's just like, why did you change his down?

1115
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,840
I like it the way it was.

1116
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,840
I know Blue will pee in the middle, but then like somehow covers it up himself and he poops

1117
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,280
in the very back of the stall.

1118
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,440
He like takes his hooves and he's like, yeah, because it's always covered up.

1119
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440
It's never just like there.

1120
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,840
Cause he does lay down, Breeze lays down.

1121
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,040
I don't know if Hank lays down a whole lot, but.

1122
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,280
How could you stand up all day long?

1123
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,480
They can sleep standing up.

1124
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,160
I know, but I could probably do that too.

1125
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,160
I do.

1126
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,160
Oh, not me.

1127
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,160
I do it five days a week.

1128
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,160
While you're working.

1129
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,160
Yeah.

1130
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,160
I'm just always on my feet.

1131
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,160
Like daydream, like day sleeping.

1132
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,360
I'm not surprised at all.

1133
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,840
Like I come home and just go straight to bed and pass out.

1134
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,100
I mean, he is the king of falling asleep while we're watching shows.

1135
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:24,360
And sometimes he'll nod so hard that he'll hit his head off the wall in the back.

1136
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,960
And then I have to be like, all right, we got to go to bed.

1137
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:26,960
Do you know how many snaps?

1138
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:32,840
Do you guys know how many snaps I get of Brandon asleep on the couch with his head back like

1139
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,840
that?

1140
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,840
It'll be like Brandon's asleep again.

1141
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:42,800
And it's been 37 seconds since we turned on this TV show.

1142
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,440
It makes me so mad when I'm like, here's my thing.

1143
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,920
I need you to commit.

1144
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,920
Okay.

1145
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,920
If you say yes, let's watch one more episode, figure it the fuck out and make it through.

1146
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:58,960
It's bullshit that you're going to sit there for 15 minutes and then fall asleep.

1147
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,240
And then I can't finish the fucking episode because we got to watch it together.

1148
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,240
Oh my God.

1149
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,240
That's annoying.

1150
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,520
Oh, Brandon did have this look on his face like, I'm really upset about this.

1151
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,520
I will journal about this later.

1152
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,520
Are you a journal or nerd?

1153
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:20,520
He probably will stew on it though and apologize again later, which is so crazy because I'm

1154
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,200
really not that mad.

1155
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,200
Like it's just life.

1156
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,560
I'm not mad about this at all.

1157
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,040
It's like, okay, I've been up since 4 AM.

1158
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:34,360
If you go off of my old Fitbit, I did 25,000 steps that day.

1159
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,440
You know, so it's just like, I'm tired.

1160
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,880
You and Christina should have a journaling club together.

1161
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:43,920
I mean, yeah, I want to, and yes, I want to watch one more episode and I didn't make it

1162
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,200
in, I fell asleep in 36 seconds, you know?

1163
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,000
Yeah.

1164
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,720
I wish that I could fall asleep that fast.

1165
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:52,720
So bad.

1166
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:54,760
I mean, it's insane.

1167
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:55,760
Most men are like that.

1168
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,760
Yeah, because they don't have any stress.

1169
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:02,640
They're just like, I go to work and I come home and do nothing.

1170
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,640
Well he doesn't do nothing, so I'm not going to...

1171
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,400
I'm not going to do that, but I just feel that way because I feel like women do a lot.

1172
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,400
Work is stressful.

1173
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,400
... most of the time.

1174
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:15,800
Work is... Well, look, if I had your job, I would come home and go straight to bed too.

1175
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:21,800
I used to have to be on my feet like that many steps a day and have people that worked

1176
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,680
underneath me that were the worst.

1177
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,360
Well, it's like, like I said, I get up at 4 a.m.

1178
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,360
I'm putting in a lot of steps on my feet and given my job itself, I was telling her to

1179
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,360
say it's like, there's a lot of days where it's just sensory overload because I have

1180
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,360
to talk to everybody.

1181
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,360
It's mental exhaustion.

1182
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:42,920
It's so much mental stress and then I have to talk to every single person in the building

1183
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,080
and then everybody comes to me and I got to go to other... I mean, it's just ongoing.

1184
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:50,600
So then when I see him, I'll just get excited about something like holler in the car or

1185
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,760
whatever and I can just see him cringe and I'm like, I'm really sorry.

1186
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,760
I'll stop yelling and that's when he told me today, he was like, it's just a sensory

1187
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,760
thing.

1188
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,720
Well, it's like, yeah, it's like you get home... How long is your drive from work though?

1189
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,200
It's 30 minutes to the front.

1190
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,480
Well, that's good that you kind of have like a... When you're going to work, you kind

1191
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,840
of have this like, okay, pump yourself up to get there and then when you're coming away,

1192
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,840
you have like a 30 minutes to decompress.

1193
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,240
Yeah, decompress.

1194
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:19,600
Well, that's when I kind of like play jazz music in the car and I try to...

1195
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,760
So you play jazz for turtles, smooth jazz.

1196
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,760
Yeah, I totally do that.

1197
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:24,760
Santino's really good.

1198
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,960
And it's not really good right now because the AC went out of my car right now.

1199
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:32,440
So now it's hot jazz.

1200
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,440
But...

1201
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,440
Like hot yoga.

1202
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,440
Yeah.

1203
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,440
Hot jazz.

1204
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,440
Hot jazz yoga.

1205
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,440
So I mean, I try to decompress because I know I'm going to be coming in and she's going

1206
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:44,080
to be excited to see me and Jolene's going to be jumping on me and I don't want to be

1207
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,080
like walking in the door and be like, what?

1208
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,360
What do you want?

1209
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,360
This is why...

1210
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:55,240
There are very few times that you come home, no matter how crazy your day was, where you

1211
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,000
don't have a shitty ingrat on your face and I appreciate that about you.

1212
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,040
Well, I mean, honestly, I'm excited about coming home.

1213
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,800
You know, for a lot of reasons.

1214
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,280
I mean, you have two girls that love you there.

1215
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,160
And I don't mind you yelling, but I mean, it is true.

1216
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:16,520
There's just sometimes where I'm just like, it's just a, it's like, okay.

1217
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,840
Are you done?

1218
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,840
I love you.

1219
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,840
Woo woo.

1220
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,840
Let's do this.

1221
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,840
Yeah.

1222
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,840
It's so funny because Sarah doesn't talk to anybody all day.

1223
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,240
You talk to everybody all day and then it's like...

1224
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,240
I don't not talk to anyone all day.

1225
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:29,240
Well, you know what I mean though.

1226
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,240
Yeah.

1227
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,240
You don't have to go and interact.

1228
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,240
I have nobody in my space.

1229
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:33,240
Yeah.

1230
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,240
She's at home.

1231
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,240
Yeah.

1232
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,040
And so when he gets home, I'm excited because I have somebody to talk to for real face to

1233
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,040
face.

1234
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,840
And he's like, I've already been listening to everyone else's problems.

1235
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,840
Yes.

1236
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,840
Yeah, exactly.

1237
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,840
Yeah.

1238
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,840
I would feel the same way.

1239
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,160
He's a good sport about my hyperness.

1240
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,440
Uh oh, the weather radio was going off and I heard thunder.

1241
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440
Did y'all hear that?

1242
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,880
I heard thunder when we were walking in here.

1243
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,880
Yeah.

1244
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:54,880
Oh really?

1245
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:55,880
I heard that a minute ago.

1246
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,880
Yeah.

1247
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,880
It's going to be crazy.

1248
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,880
She said like how much golf ball size hail?

1249
00:43:58,880 --> 00:43:59,880
One inch.

1250
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:00,880
Yeah.

1251
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,880
Yeah.

1252
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,880
One inch.

1253
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:03,880
And what else?

1254
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,880
60 mile an hour winds.

1255
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:05,880
Yeah.

1256
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,880
But they always say that and down here, you can go outside and the trees up there will

1257
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:14,560
be going nuts and down here there's no breeze because it's like in a hill.

1258
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,400
We got one of it stormed the other day.

1259
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,360
I think it was on Monday that it was or was it yesterday?

1260
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,360
I don't know.

1261
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:26,000
Maybe it was yesterday and I can see from my window at my desk or whatever just the

1262
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:31,120
because we've got like skinny pine trees right out there and they'll just sway back and forth.

1263
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,120
But like when you go outside, it doesn't feel like it.

1264
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,120
Yeah.

1265
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,120
It's yeah.

1266
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,120
Mine, they go, you can hear it and it'll be crazy.

1267
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,120
Yeah.

1268
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,120
Yeah.

1269
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,120
We have all those.

1270
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,120
Yeah.

1271
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,120
I was just making sure I was like, where are the trees?

1272
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,120
We have trees, pine trees?

1273
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,120
We do it.

1274
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,120
We have tons of pine trees.

1275
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,120
They look like baby ones.

1276
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:51,200
They planted them, not babies, but like not ones that would like probably fall over if

1277
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,520
they've not been there for years and years and years.

1278
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,520
Yeah.

1279
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,120
I mean, I don't know how small they were like when if they planted them as baby babies or

1280
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,960
if they had them like, I don't know how tall they were when they planted them when they

1281
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,960
built that complex.

1282
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,320
I feel like those kind of place where they kind of like dug them.

1283
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,280
That complex is almost 20 years old.

1284
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Yeah.

1285
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,280
Yeah.

1286
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,760
So they probably planted them as like small trees and they grew.

1287
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:10,760
Yeah.

1288
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,400
That's how my, I don't have any grass out there either.

1289
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,400
Because you don't have shade.

1290
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,400
Yeah.

1291
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,400
Yeah.

1292
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,400
Yeah.

1293
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,400
And ugly as mushrooms.

1294
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,400
That's good to get free pine straw because it's pine trees.

1295
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,720
Well, I also appreciate it because then there's never grass anywhere.

1296
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:30,920
My old apartment, I had grass all around my front door and the weather seal, like it would

1297
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,000
just bring grass in all the time.

1298
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Hated it.

1299
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,040
Whenever they came to like blow off, you know, when they cut the grass or whatever, it would

1300
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,040
come inside.

1301
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,040
Oh really?

1302
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,040
Oh yeah.

1303
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,040
I hated that.

1304
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,040
Ew.

1305
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,040
Because I just went back and forth.

1306
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:47,000
I thought you had like a little bit of patchy grass out there.

1307
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,080
No, I had tons of grass on both sides of sidewalk.

1308
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,600
No, we have this one little grass thing, but it looks like it's just been dug up and out

1309
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,600
of just mud.

1310
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,600
Yeah.

1311
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,600
Yeah.

1312
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:58,600
That's how my backyard is.

1313
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,600
My grass is growing back though.

1314
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,600
Oh nice.

1315
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Yeah.

1316
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,600
It's real nice.

1317
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,440
You need to plant like some winter rye grass or something.

1318
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,040
I'm not planting anything.

1319
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,800
I don't, I am not responsible for the grass to be growing.

1320
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,240
The HOA should plant it.

1321
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,080
That's how I feel about it.

1322
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,440
Aren't you the leader of the HOA?

1323
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,380
Not anymore, I quit.

1324
00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,220
She quit.

1325
00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:17,040
Oh.

1326
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:17,880
I didn't, I guess I forgot to tell you, sorry.

1327
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,720
Like two weeks ago.

1328
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:19,640
It's been two weeks?

1329
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,480
Yeah, two weeks.

1330
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,320
Two and a half weeks now.

1331
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,160
See, this is what happens when we don't hang out

1332
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,000
for too much, I forget about your life.

1333
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,560
I know, I haven't seen Brandon in like,

1334
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,400
I forgot what you look like.

1335
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,520
No, you didn't, though.

1336
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,360
I know.

1337
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,200
I know.

1338
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,040
I know.

1339
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,660
He got his haircut and everything, and I'm like,

1340
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:32,500
oh, you got your haircut?

1341
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,160
I can't tell because I haven't seen you in too much.

1342
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,000
I don't know.

1343
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:35,840
I know, I looked exactly the same.

1344
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:42,680
I got his haircut because we're going to Mobile this weekend

1345
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,520
for his birthday.

1346
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,360
And guess what else?

1347
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,180
I noticed that Sarah has her nails done,

1348
00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,020
so I don't know what that means.

1349
00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,320
Oh no, I have 60 days, so.

1350
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:48,160
Oh my God.

1351
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,160
You're savage.

1352
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:54,160
Now you have to explain why because it just makes me sound

1353
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,120
like a dick.

1354
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:02,120
No, it was a, we had a conversation the other day,

1355
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,600
and I just made the, you know, we've been talking about it.

1356
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,560
I was like, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and put my 60 day

1357
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,160
notice in at the place.

1358
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,880
And she's like, and she said something,

1359
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,720
and I was like, all right, so I guess I got 60.

1360
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:14,040
Wait, 60 day notice for what?

1361
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,360
My apartment.

1362
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,200
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

1363
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,360
That I'm moving out.

1364
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,320
And she was like, oh, so she got all excited about it

1365
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,640
and was making jokes about it.

1366
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:25,440
And I was like, yep, so I got 60 days to propose.

1367
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,040
Yeah, good luck.

1368
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,480
Sarah's nails are done.

1369
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,040
So just saying, I don't know what that means.

1370
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,640
She probably already knows.

1371
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,680
No, I don't know anything I don't want to know.

1372
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,680
She's going to keep her nails done for 60 days.

1373
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,120
100%.

1374
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,240
I would mind what it would become,

1375
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,320
and I would have like dirt in my nails and I'd be like,

1376
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,160
oh, look at my nails.

1377
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,880
I would be dumb not to.

1378
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:47,720
Okay.

1379
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:48,920
I got fat hands.

1380
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,720
I need something to look good.

1381
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:51,560
Fat hands.

1382
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,920
No, tell them the name of the color.

1383
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,760
I love this name.

1384
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:56,600
Oh my God.

1385
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,420
I love this name.

1386
00:47:57,420 --> 00:47:58,280
Do you know what it is?

1387
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,320
No.

1388
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:00,280
Cajun shrimp.

1389
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,480
Oh, Cajun shrimp, yeah.

1390
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,080
You sound delicious already.

1391
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:05,320
Are you going to lick her toes later?

1392
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,160
No.

1393
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,000
Is it the same color?

1394
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,840
Are they on the toes?

1395
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,680
Yes.

1396
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,560
You will never see me having non-matching hands and fingers.

1397
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,400
Really?

1398
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:14,880
You don't ever have two different colors?

1399
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,720
Absolutely not.

1400
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,560
I've done that before.

1401
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,800
You want to know who taught me that?

1402
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,640
Who?

1403
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,480
Lisa.

1404
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,320
I know.

1405
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,720
So now, okay, so I used to only want not matching.

1406
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,140
I did not like it when they were,

1407
00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:26,680
like if they were the same color,

1408
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,500
like I did not like it.

1409
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,460
But now I'm like, why would I ever do that?

1410
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,760
And I'm like, I mean, if you get your toes on,

1411
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,160
they last longer than your hands.

1412
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,000
And so that's my thing.

1413
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,880
It's like, okay, well I'll change my color on my hands.

1414
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,960
My nail girl was like, girl,

1415
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,120
you don't even need your toes on.

1416
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:43,720
I said, Stephanie, they have to match.

1417
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,340
Like it's happening.

1418
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:47,200
Yeah, but it's like $60.

1419
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,800
It was way more than that.

1420
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,520
Cause I have getting gel on both.

1421
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,360
Yeah.

1422
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,080
No, $60 for your toes.

1423
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:53,920
Like just for gel.

1424
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,740
Well, I don't get a pedicure.

1425
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:56,120
I just get the polish change.

1426
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:56,960
Oh really?

1427
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:57,800
Yeah.

1428
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,920
But it was still expensive.

1429
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,920
Well, your feet look like they had a pedicure.

1430
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,400
That's nice.

1431
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,680
My feet get so nasty.

1432
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,520
I have to scrub my feet in the shower like every day

1433
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,480
because with a thing, because they get so-

1434
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,280
I wear shoes all the time though.

1435
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,120
That's true.

1436
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:12,940
I don't.

1437
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:15,260
And I wear like my sneakers a lot during the day.

1438
00:49:15,260 --> 00:49:17,920
And so I think like when your feet sweat in your socks,

1439
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,240
it probably keeps your feet moisturized.

1440
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:21,000
Yeah, my dad wears socks constantly.

1441
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,360
And oh my gosh, if you ever-

1442
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,720
So does Socksie.

1443
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,900
No, my mom doesn't wear socks all the time.

1444
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,640
My dad and my mom has feet like me,

1445
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,640
but my dad's feet and hands are the softest

1446
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,440
you have ever felt in your entire life.

1447
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,280
What does he use?

1448
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,320
That dude doesn't, it looks like he's never worked

1449
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,140
a day in his life.

1450
00:49:38,140 --> 00:49:41,160
Well he doesn't use anything.

1451
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,000
Yeah, he was.

1452
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,720
He didn't work a day in his life.

1453
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,200
He was a janitor at one point

1454
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,040
and his hair was as long as mine.

1455
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:48,960
So he looked like me.

1456
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,960
I need to find a picture of him.

1457
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,800
Yeah, I wanna see that.

1458
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,520
Like my hair's long right now.

1459
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,760
Like his hair-

1460
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,320
Did he have brown hair or was it blonde?

1461
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,440
His hair looks exactly like mine.

1462
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,280
Oh.

1463
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,560
Like in that picture, it's like the exact same hair.

1464
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,400
Straight.

1465
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,440
I just can't see him like that

1466
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,840
because he's not brown haired anymore.

1467
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:10,560
Well his hair's gray and yeah.

1468
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,240
But yeah, so yeah.

1469
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,960
His hair kinda got darker, more like black color,

1470
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:17,600
kinda like Brandon's hair.

1471
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,640
And then turned gray I guess.

1472
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,720
Interesting.

1473
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:22,280
Does your dad have gray hair?

1474
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,240
My dad has the Mr. Fantastic.

1475
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,040
If you know comic books or anything like that,

1476
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,600
you know who Mr. Fantastic is.

1477
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,680
But my dad has the Mr. Fantastic graying

1478
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,040
which if you look at it, I also have it too.

1479
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,520
I'm starting to gray a lot on the sides of my head.

1480
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,400
But my dad's, I mean last time I saw a picture

1481
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,840
of him he still has like dark brown hair.

1482
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,840
He's got, it's basically more salt and pepper now

1483
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:43,760
but that's about it.

1484
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,280
But I mean he still has like the gray patch on the side.

1485
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,120
It was both sides of his hair.

1486
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,940
Turn to the side.

1487
00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:49,320
I don't see the, I only see a little bit of gray

1488
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,160
in your beard.

1489
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,920
My hair's so short so you don't see it.

1490
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,480
Well I think that I have made Brandon gray

1491
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,960
since we started dating because-

1492
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,800
Probably.

1493
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,800
I don't know, his beard is not as gray.

1494
00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,640
Probably.

1495
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,460
That's working.

1496
00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:01,300
You've made me gray too.

1497
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:03,600
Let me see, let me see.

1498
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,240
Stop saying that you're graying my hair.

1499
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:07,720
Stop stressing him out so much.

1500
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,800
Oh my God, tonight he accidentally dropped a fork

1501
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,800
and Sarah's like, do you have a problem?

1502
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,040
And a poor guy is like, what?

1503
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,120
I didn't mean to drop the fork on the plate.

1504
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:18,960
No, I just turned around like now do you?

1505
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,200
It did make a loud noise.

1506
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,240
It did, it did.

1507
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,960
It made a loud noise but like he didn't mean to.

1508
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:29,280
So yeah, so what are you all gonna do this weekend?

1509
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,040
We're going to Mobile.

1510
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,880
Good job.

1511
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:33,720
Thanks.

1512
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,800
We have a brunch reservation on Sunday

1513
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,740
but as long as the weather is nice then on Saturday

1514
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:45,520
we're gonna go out on Thomas's boat and-

1515
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,000
Thomas's, Sarah's sister's boyfriend.

1516
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,840
Yes and we're bringing Joe-

1517
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,280
We're supposed to do something Friday now.

1518
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,800
Friday is Art Walk downtown

1519
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,240
and so I think we're gonna hit up a happy hour

1520
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,580
and then go walk around Dauphin

1521
00:52:01,580 --> 00:52:03,160
and some of the parks down there

1522
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,920
because they have vendors and stuff like that

1523
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,320
and so they call it Art Walk

1524
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,720
and they close off the street

1525
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,400
and you can carry your cocktails with you

1526
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,200
and it's really nice.

1527
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:13,720
That'll be fun, yay.

1528
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,220
It's gonna be hot as fire but whatever.

1529
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:19,600
But we're bringing Jolene, we got a dog friendly Airbnb

1530
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:21,580
so Joe Bean's coming too.

1531
00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:23,160
Oh yay, that's exciting.

1532
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,320
Hopefully it'll be a nice one

1533
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,040
because I took my dogs to a dog friendly hotel this one time

1534
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,520
and it was really bad.

1535
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,280
And it was all dogs on the same floor

1536
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,960
and all the dogs were barking all night.

1537
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,680
Jerry and Thomas know where it is.

1538
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,680
It's on not the same exact street

1539
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,080
but it's like two tenths of a mile from their house

1540
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,160
so it's walking distance, it'll be nice.

1541
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,280
Cool. Yeah.

1542
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,600
Are you gonna walk though?

1543
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:45,480
Yeah.

1544
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,320
Oh.

1545
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,080
I mean it's street parking wide on, yeah

1546
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,960
and Jolene needs a walk so yeah, we'll walk.

1547
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,920
Oh sweet.

1548
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,840
Look at those, the holes in your curtains from Bird.

1549
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,000
Those actually may not be from him.

1550
00:52:59,000 --> 00:52:59,840
Oh really?

1551
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,680
But those probably are, those probably not.

1552
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,200
Yeah, that's bad.

1553
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,960
But look, they were cheapo curtains

1554
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,280
and I rigged that up myself.

1555
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:12,800
Like that, these were vertical blinds

1556
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,520
that were like wood panel colored.

1557
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,360
This is why I keep talking about

1558
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,160
they need a YouTube channel.

1559
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,360
Who's?

1560
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,200
You guys.

1561
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,040
Why, because I like rigged.

1562
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:21,880
Because you guys are pointing at stuff

1563
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,800
and no one's gonna be able to see this.

1564
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,120
I have these curtains in my office in our studio area

1565
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,960
and they used to be vertical blinds

1566
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,800
that were wood panel that came with the place

1567
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800
and I was like ew.

1568
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,400
So I took the wood panels down

1569
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,680
and I got little hooks and I hooked my curtains

1570
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,280
to the little slidey things instead

1571
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,920
so I could have those so they slide across

1572
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,040
and then that thing up there was a wood panel thing

1573
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:48,280
and I took foam and I covered it with fabric

1574
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,000
and then I glued it, it took forever.

1575
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,480
It's like really hanging down now.

1576
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,320
That's good though.

1577
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:53,800
Yeah, it needs to be fixed.

1578
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,880
The curtains need to be pushed up

1579
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,720
but birdie gets up there.

1580
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,680
It's completely fine.

1581
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,000
But yeah, it looks way better than that wood panel ugly

1582
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,080
like whatever the hell.

1583
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,680
And they like, honestly they would have been ruined

1584
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,120
from the cat trying to get up there anyway.

1585
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,040
Well how long did it take you to paint that?

1586
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,280
It took me forever.

1587
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,120
It took me so long.

1588
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,800
So we have this white canvas hanging behind us

1589
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:18,080
and it just is a white canvas that I bought from Ross.

1590
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,080
It's like a four and a half feet, how many feet?

1591
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,160
It's a serious canvas.

1592
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:28,400
It's a really big canvas and it was on like 75% off

1593
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,560
and this was like two years ago when I first moved in here

1594
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,080
and it wouldn't fit in my car and I got two of them.

1595
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,480
I got the one that was upstairs, that one's smaller

1596
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:38,000
and the one that I painted on it.

1597
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,840
That is so cool.

1598
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:39,680
It is, I know she painted that.

1599
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,520
Do you like it for real?

1600
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,360
I know, I know.

1601
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:42,920
I thought you were just messing with me.

1602
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,760
No, I love it.

1603
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,320
I generally like, every time I see that thing,

1604
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,760
I'm like that is so cool and you just made it.

1605
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,240
I did it when I had COVID.

1606
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,080
I was sick and I couldn't go anywhere

1607
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,440
so I went out here in the backyard and painted it.

1608
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,000
So you need to paint this one.

1609
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,840
I know, so this one.

1610
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,240
You need to paint our logo on there.

1611
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,880
Was in my office and it's been like sitting up

1612
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,400
against the wall, kind of like that piece of glass

1613
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,280
right there that I need to move

1614
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,840
and I was like trying to set up our stuff

1615
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,600
and I'm like, I haven't painted this yet

1616
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,160
and Birdie kept like messing with it and getting behind it

1617
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,360
and like messing up the plastic that was covering it up.

1618
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,200
So I was like, you know what?

1619
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:17,000
I'm just gonna hang it on the wall to get it out of the way

1620
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,120
because it won't be on the floor and it's just been there

1621
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,920
and honestly, I don't hate it.

1622
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,760
No.

1623
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,440
I mean, I kinda like that it's-

1624
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,120
Almost like a conversation piece

1625
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,200
because people are like, did she paint it?

1626
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,280
Is it blank?

1627
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,480
Like, what is it?

1628
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,320
It's on purpose, it's art.

1629
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,640
You got like a couple of doodads right here.

1630
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:34,480
That's from the camp.

1631
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,320
From Birdie.

1632
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:36,880
Well, that's where you go, that's my art.

1633
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:37,720
That's my art.

1634
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,760
Yeah, and there's like little scratch marks over here.

1635
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:40,600
Yeah.

1636
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,440
Yeah, like a couple of things.

1637
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,880
That's my Birdie art.

1638
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,480
It's, if anybody, and I have a Zoom

1639
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:48,880
so like my desk is right over here and it's facing this.

1640
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,120
And so people can see all this over here

1641
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,320
and I'm sure people are like, what the heck is that?

1642
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,360
They probably think it's one of those like sound barrier,

1643
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,720
like those like sound things.

1644
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:01,480
And it actually does work as that, technically.

1645
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,320
So that's good.

1646
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,480
I mean, I don't think we sound echoey in here ever.

1647
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,600
No, no, I've never sound, hell.

1648
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,440
But I don't know if it's necessarily this.

1649
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,120
We can think that it is and that's okay.

1650
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:11,960
It might be.

1651
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,000
And I might paint it one day

1652
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,800
when I don't have anything to do

1653
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,640
but I always have something to do.

1654
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,920
Or TV to watch.

1655
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:19,400
That's true.

1656
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:24,400
Or I've got something to do and then I don't like,

1657
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,280
I'm so tired after I get done doing it the next day.

1658
00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:29,120
I'm like, I just want to chill out all day.

1659
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,160
Painting something is definitely something

1660
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:33,880
that you have to like be mentally like prepped for

1661
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,720
and be in like a creative space

1662
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,080
and also put time and effort into.

1663
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,600
Especially when these cost like $300.

1664
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,240
Like they're, I mean, I got this for like maybe 60

1665
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,320
or something like that.

1666
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,160
So.

1667
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,080
So COVID part two, let's go.

1668
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,200
Yeah, exactly.

1669
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,040
Next time I don't.

1670
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:49,880
Do you want me to cough on you?

1671
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,600
No, do you have COVID?

1672
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:52,440
No.

1673
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,960
Have you heard of anybody getting COVID recently though?

1674
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,000
Like that's. Not in America.

1675
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,160
I haven't, like nobody gets it anymore.

1676
00:56:58,160 --> 00:56:59,920
The last time something happened at my work

1677
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,440
about people getting sick, it was the flu.

1678
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:03,880
And it literally just went from one.

1679
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,960
Yeah, there was a bad flu that went around last month.

1680
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:06,800
I haven't heard of anybody getting a flu either.

1681
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:07,640
It went from one department

1682
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,840
and it literally just went from,

1683
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:11,440
it went just hot all the way through the department.

1684
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:12,680
That's when I got sick.

1685
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,520
I never got the flu shot this year.

1686
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,360
February. February.

1687
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,880
Cause it was Santana and Aaron's engagement party thing.

1688
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,960
I got real sick that weekend.

1689
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,720
Wait, did I get the flu shot this year?

1690
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,560
I didn't.

1691
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,680
Cause they told, I thought I had,

1692
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,320
cause I usually have to get. I've never gotten it.

1693
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,160
Oh really?

1694
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,840
You're like my mom. I usually get it.

1695
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:31,360
Well, and it's so crazy because my mom has to get it also.

1696
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,760
And she acted like we always used to get flu shots

1697
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,600
growing up.

1698
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,440
I'm like, mom, no, we didn't.

1699
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,280
We've never had one.

1700
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,940
Neither Jerry nor I get it.

1701
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:40,260
Like ever.

1702
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:41,460
The flu shot? No.

1703
00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:42,580
My mom's never had one either.

1704
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:43,700
And she doesn't, actually,

1705
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:46,260
I think she may have gotten one the year

1706
00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:49,460
that my nephew was born potentially

1707
00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:53,460
because they made her and she's like pissed about it.

1708
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:54,300
Interesting.

1709
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,140
I usually get it through my work.

1710
00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:57,380
They financially encourage it.

1711
00:57:57,380 --> 00:58:01,300
Well, so my job, like, cause I work in healthcare,

1712
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:02,900
you usually have to get it.

1713
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:05,540
But now that I work from home, this year, I believe,

1714
00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:07,460
cause I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

1715
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:09,820
this year, I believe, cause I was like, oh my God,

1716
00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:11,820
I had like two days to go get it done

1717
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:13,260
because I forgot about it.

1718
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,660
And my boss was like, hey, I was like,

1719
00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:17,020
I'm gonna go today at my lunch break and get my flu shot

1720
00:58:17,020 --> 00:58:19,500
and I'll send you my thing by the way or whatever.

1721
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,180
And he's like, oh, don't worry about it.

1722
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:23,160
I just found out you don't have to have it

1723
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,620
because they've changed the policy or whatever.

1724
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,180
And you work like completely from home

1725
00:58:27,180 --> 00:58:28,020
and you don't come in.

1726
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,860
So I don't have to have it.

1727
00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:31,540
And so I never, I didn't get it this year,

1728
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:34,020
but I also haven't gotten the flu

1729
00:58:34,020 --> 00:58:35,220
and I don't ever go anywhere.

1730
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:38,060
So well, you know, I, and I used to get sick

1731
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:41,020
just about like every fall and every summer, at least once.

1732
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:41,860
Me too.

1733
00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:45,220
And, but I think when I quit smoking, it's helped.

1734
00:58:45,220 --> 00:58:46,900
Did you quit smoking though?

1735
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:47,740
Yes.

1736
00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:49,420
You have a pod.

1737
00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:50,860
That is not the same.

1738
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:52,680
No, it's a vape.

1739
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:55,460
That's the same.

1740
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,660
Why couldn't you just leave it as I quit smoking?

1741
00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,820
Oh, because you didn't, you still vape.

1742
00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:01,620
I'm not smoking, I'm vaping.

1743
00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:02,700
That's the same thing.

1744
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:03,540
It's not.

1745
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,620
Okay, she is in denial.

1746
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:08,500
Yes.

1747
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:09,460
P-break?

1748
00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:10,980
Oh my God, hold on a second.

1749
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,540
I forgot about your hand.

1750
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:17,180
Are we bringing this back up again?

1751
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:18,020
Yes.

1752
00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:19,580
Did we talk about this last time?

1753
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:22,200
His hand looks like Jerry Garcia.

1754
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,740
Did you cut your finger off?

1755
00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:26,060
And you brought up Jerry Garcia the last time.

1756
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:29,060
No, I put my hand in a tube bender at work

1757
00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:30,220
and it snapped it off.

1758
00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:31,060
Wait, so hold on.

1759
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:31,900
Well, it smushed it off.

1760
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:33,460
Let me see, let me see, let me do it again.

1761
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:34,740
Okay, but go like this.

1762
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:36,940
I wanna see, you don't have a fingernail, do you?

1763
00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:37,780
No.

1764
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:40,020
He lost that last knuckle.

1765
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:43,340
No, so you know what I call him sometimes?

1766
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:45,300
4.5.

1767
00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:47,380
Yeah, she does.

1768
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:48,220
Four and a half?

1769
00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:49,460
Which is not right,

1770
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,620
because it's more like two and four or two thirds.

1771
00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:53,100
You're just not all there, Brandon.

1772
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:54,020
You're just not all there.

1773
00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:54,860
I'm not.

1774
00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:55,700
Okay?

1775
00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:57,180
A little piece of me died.

1776
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,340
Hopefully you have all your other limbs, okay.

1777
01:00:03,340 --> 01:00:04,180
Yeah, he does.

1778
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,020
For Brandon, I mean for Sarah's sake.

1779
01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:05,860
And all the toes too.

1780
01:00:05,860 --> 01:00:06,700
Oh, all the toes?

1781
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,540
Yeah.

1782
01:00:07,540 --> 01:00:08,380
Do you have weird toes though?

1783
01:00:08,380 --> 01:00:09,220
Let me see your toes.

1784
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,420
No, I need to trim my toenails back up.

1785
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,300
You need to trim your toenails back up?

1786
01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:13,340
I wasn't over there.

1787
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,580
That's what you guys were talking about

1788
01:00:14,580 --> 01:00:16,140
and I was like, I need to trim my toenails.

1789
01:00:16,140 --> 01:00:16,980
And that's it.

1790
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:19,300
What size shoes do you wear?

1791
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:20,340
13s.

1792
01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,780
What size shoes do you wear?

1793
01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,540
Nine and a half, but I'm short.

1794
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:24,940
And I wear a nine and a half.

1795
01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:27,540
I should wear like a size seven,

1796
01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:30,380
but I think that, did we talk about this before?

1797
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:32,580
I'm pretty sure that I'm supposed to be tall,

1798
01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:35,420
but I got, my growth got stunted by coffee

1799
01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:37,260
when I was little.

1800
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:38,860
That's not true, cause I used to drink coffee.

1801
01:00:38,860 --> 01:00:39,700
I don't know.

1802
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:42,060
Well, Jerry went to a store,

1803
01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:43,260
a shoe store the other day,

1804
01:00:43,260 --> 01:00:44,900
like a sneaker store or whatever,

1805
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:46,260
and got her feet measured.

1806
01:00:46,260 --> 01:00:50,020
And one of her feet is smaller than the other one.

1807
01:00:50,020 --> 01:00:51,460
I think everybody's is kind of,

1808
01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,060
how much smaller though?

1809
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:54,780
Aggressively smaller.

1810
01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:55,740
And I told her, I was like,

1811
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:57,420
well, at least you don't got boats.

1812
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:59,740
I could go skiing with my feet.

1813
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:01,500
Let me see what you got, like a 10.

1814
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,340
Yeah.

1815
01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,860
Yeah, but yours aren't that much bigger than mine.

1816
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,620
My mom's, I feel like a 10 though,

1817
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:07,740
when I put a 10, they look,

1818
01:01:07,740 --> 01:01:09,380
they feel like so much bigger.

1819
01:01:09,380 --> 01:01:10,340
All right, go on for a go pee.

1820
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,300
Okay, go pee.

1821
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Okay, so you guys can check us out on Instagram,

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Thick AF Podcast.

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Send us an email at thickafpodcast.com.

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If you have any questions, thoughts,

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anything like that, give us a like,

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follow, subscribe, all that stuff.

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Thanks, see you next time.

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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I have to go.

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I don't know why it's so good.

