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Hello! Hi! I haven't seen you in forever. It's been a minute. Happy to be back. What's

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been going on? I feel like a whole lot. Went to Huntsville last weekend, hung out with

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Melanie for a long weekend. We saw the most attractive man I've ever seen in my entire

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life. What did he look like? Like a Greek god. A Greek god? Yeah. Was he like, okay, so what

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type of guy, like is he like in a suit? No. I don't know. I don't know if he like owns

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it or just works there, but at this salad place called Chop Chop. Oh my god, he probably

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just works there. He was also probably like 23. I'm pretty sure he does not own the Chop

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Chop. Yeah, that's funny. Well, that's nice. Yeah. Sometimes it's good to see some eye

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candies. I know. No, I went my, I had family in town from Texas. So the last two days I've

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been at my grandmother's house hanging out with everybody. Nice. So, yeah. I went to,

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well, so we had like 4th of July, which week, week, which I don't even, don't even remember

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what I did for 4th of July. Did I work? No, I didn't work. I stayed at home. I think it

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like rained all day, didn't it? I don't think it rained because I did. Or it was supposed

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to. Yeah, it was not supposed to be great. I went to the pool, but it wasn't like anything

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crazy. I ended up, I think I stayed home all day because I was like exhausted from the

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weekend and I was like, I have to work tomorrow. So I'm just going to stay home. It was nice.

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And then last week or this week, was it this week? Yeah. I went to a two day fish show

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in Huntsville. It was great. That venue looks so awesome. It is, it is really good. You

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know, I feel like the, um, the event staff that works there, I feel like in Birmingham,

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the event staff at a lot of these places are like, sit in your seat and don't move. And

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they don't want you to do anything. And it's like, they're not like super like nice, but

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the ones there, they were like, they had people that you can, they had people coming around

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to like get your drink order and they have like these carafe things, like big things

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that you can get like mixed drinks in for like multiple people. I ordered one of those

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at one point. We didn't even finish it. How much was that? $45.50. Well, then you have

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to tip them, you know, of course. So, um, I don't know how much it ended up being, but

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it was actually vodka soda. Cause everybody's on a diet. Your brothers are too. Well, they're

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always on diets. Daniel's always on a diet. You know, Eric's doing keto. Yeah. It's a

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whole thing. But, um, but yeah, we had fun. It was a really good, good show. Um, yeah,

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good. I'm glad y'all had fun. Yeah. It was good. You know, the fish shows are very interesting

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because I don't know if you've ever been to one, but they have like, you know, kind of

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like a shakedown street. Yeah. So it's panic. Yeah. Well, and it's, it's fun to people watch.

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Yeah. And I am like, I kind of stick out like a sore thumb, which obviously these people

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are not like, not like judging me, but like everyone's in there like tie dye and they're

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like shorty shorts and like, and I'm over there with like my black leggings and I'm

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like my black shirt with my like gold sleeves on it. And I'm like, with my, you know, Audrey

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Hepburn sunglasses, it looks like I'm going to, I don't know, Lulu women to go shopping

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or something. Yeah. But people are pretty chill though. No, it's yeah, it's good. Jam

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and people are my favorite kind of people. We got to see a lot of people like that. It's

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not necessarily the people that I went to high school with, but like my brother, my

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older brother, a lot of his friends and like kind of reunion, like decater where it's greater.

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And I actually ran into a girl that was in my sorority that lives in high school and

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her husband is really interesting. I haven't seen them since undergrad. Oh wow. That's

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a long time ago. Yeah. It was a long time ago. So yeah, good to catch up. All right.

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So I got this FMK for us. Alrighty. And I don't know why I wanted to do that. I was

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like so pepped up, pumped up about it. And then I forgot about it. I was like, yeah,

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do you have an FMK today? And I was like, um, yeah, from you. So we're going to do,

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I forgot about it. Now I'm like, not that pumped up about it, but so I think it was,

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I was thinking like the, the fashion and things like that. So FMK, the fifties, the seventies

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and the nineties. And the reason I skipped is because I feel like they kind of like run

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into each other, like fifties to sixties, sixties to seventies and then seventies. So

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like, you know what I mean? Like, so just kind of, you can group that stuff together.

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Yeah. Like they're the fashion. So like if you had to not live in the times or like what

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was going on, but like what they were wearing. This is hard for me, honestly, because I feel

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like in the seventies, there was a whole lot of no bras and that just doesn't work. Well,

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you could still wear it wrong with my boobies. So I'm like, and like, I don't know, but I

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love like a bell bottom. So I don't know, but I also like the fifties housewife dresses.

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Like me too. Those are my favorite, but I feel like they look very uncomfortable. Like

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it's like, it's like me wearing a business suit to stay home. Yeah. I think because it's

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everything like comes full circle in a way. I'm probably going to kill the nineties because

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I mean, that's when we grew up and I've already done it and worn those clothes, you know,

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not as an adult, but right. So I'm probably going to kill the nineties, marry the fifties

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and fuck the seventies. Okay. So yeah. So yeah, I think I'm going to kill the seventies,

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marry the fifties and fuck the nineties. Okay. I like the nineties, but also, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, that's it. I don't know. I just feel like I already did the nineties. So why do

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I need to do it again? I feel like nineties was like comfort. It was like, it like when

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I think about it, like grunge comfort, like right. Like T-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. For some

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people. And then, you know, of course there was like the clueless outfits and what, what

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not. If I could have lived in that movie, I would have. I had, when I was in, I think

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it was in elementary school and I'm pretty sure my mom like didn't want me to wear it,

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but I think it was supposed to be like a crop top for like a high schooler or like somebody

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that's an adult, like an adult woman, but it was not. And it had like a sun. I think

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it had like a sunflower, like in the middle and I had like a ruffly bottom or a freaking

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daisy. So it wasn't because it was like supposed to be for somebody else, like an older person.

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It wasn't like super crop top on me. Obviously. Cause I'm pretty sure my mom would have been

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like, um, I remember one of my school pictures and I had on like 47 necklaces. Like those

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stretchy chokers mesh looking chokers, handmade, like, you know, uh, what do you call them?

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Like necklaces you make at camp. You know what I mean? Like friendship bracelet type

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things, but were they ones that you made with like thread? Oh my gosh. We used to make those.

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It was kind of like those hair wraps. Exactly. Yes. Had that had on like another like choker

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with a charm on it and had this striped long sleeve with the wavy like ends that you're

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talking about on this crop top that had a zipper. Oh yeah. Those are the best. It was

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like red, yellow, black and white. It was epic. That was like probably my ugliest school

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picture ever. I can't believe my mom let me wear all those damn necklaces. I know. I was

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thinking that I'm like, my mom would have been like, no, do not wear any of that. She,

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yeah, she would have been freaking out. That was also like, I was unlucky in the sense

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that I didn't know what the hell to do with curly hair back then. So all the time I would

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just put my hair in a ponytail cause I didn't know what else to do. And then I looked like

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I had a lion's mane from all the like fly away, the frizzy fly aways around my face.

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I don't even have curly hair and I get that with my hair and like just a straight back

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ponytail. So I'm pretty sure I have, I used to, I remember like in elementary school I

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had, I got bangs and I did like this like slick, it was like slick back ponytail with

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big, big, huge bangs. And I would get up and like curl my bangs. And like, then I had like

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a scrunchie in my hair. It was like, I looked like one of those gymnasts from like the eighties

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or the nineties or whatever. Well, my hair does not go curly. It doesn't even really

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hold a curl. It's starting to hold a curl better than it used to, but like-

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Do you want to know why that happens? Cause you're washing your hair less.

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Probably, well no. If I, yeah, that's true.

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I think it's probably, you're just having like healthier hair.

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I don't think it's healthier hair. I think it's the worst hair. I think it's because,

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yeah, yeah. Yeah. My hair is not healthier. Yeah. My hair is definitely not healthier.

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I think my hair used to be a lot healthier because, and you know, dry shampoo is not

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good for your hair. Yeah. It is really bad for you. And I'm pretty sure it like causes

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cancer because it has like talc and stuff in it. So yeah, we're probably all going to

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get it. I don't use it very often. Maybe like once a week if I absolutely have to. Well,

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um, so today we're going to do some truth and truth or drinks. All right. So truth or

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drink. Do you want to start? No, no. Okay. I have so many truth or drinks. Are you excited?

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I'm very excited. Yeah. Okay. Some of them are cool and some of them aren't. Okay. So

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what is your biggest fear? I honestly don't even know if I know. I mean, I think I probably,

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I would probably not getting, not being able to go to sleep at night. And I know that sounds

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so stupid, but I've had the worst time before, like literally not sleeping, sleeping for

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like an hour and a half from like 6 AM to 7 30. And it is the most miserable feeling.

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So not falling asleep at night is something that would really, really bother me. Yeah.

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I feel that. What about you? Oh, I do it. Um, um, I don't know, but I think that so

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lately I mean not lately all the time I have dreams of like, uh, tornadoes. Really? Yeah.

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A lot. Like I've always had dreams of tornadoes and like that I'm like running away from a

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tornado or like go try to find a spot to like, you know, that kind of thing. And I'm very

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fascinated with them because I like want to, I want to understand them more because I am

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scared of them. It's kind of like snakes. I used to, like, I used to be so scared of

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snakes and I'm not as scared. I mean, I don't like, I don't want to like touch a snake or

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like hang out with them or like have a pet snake. But like, I do not, I like, I learned

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about them because I was scared. Snakes are my recurring dream. There are snakes in my

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dreams. Oh my God. That sounds like the worst dream ever. And I'm going to probably start

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having them now. No, no. Oh, snakes on a plane. Oh God. That sounds so bad. Look, that snakes

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on a plane movie is so weird. I've never seen it and I will never watch it. Don't. It sounds

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terrible. Like who, you know, I mean, flying is like a very common mode of transportation

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these days. I don't want to think about a snake when I'm in the air. No, like the only

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reason. Okay. So if there were just snakes on the plane, I would just like open the like

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back hat shit hatch thing and just like let them all fall out. I guess. I mean, I don't

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know. They're crazy. I don't even want to have to come up with a plan. Okay. Yeah. That

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sounds terrible. Um, and where are they poisonous snakes? Like, exactly. Right. And we don't

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have, you don't have time in the air if you're opening an exit door to think about it. They

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all got a dad. Is it an Anaconda? That would be hard to get out of the plane. Can you imagine

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if an Anaconda flew out of an airplane and hit somebody? Yes. Right on your windshield.

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Like you would be dead probably. 100%. The force. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. If that ever

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happens, let us know. Sorry for you. If you're underneath it. It's going to be your next

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dream. All right. You go next. Okay. Would you rather wear white or pink for the rest

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of your life? Those were some dagger eyes right there. I knew that that would be hard

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for you. That is a terrible one. I know what you're going to pick. What are you picking?

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I think I would probably pick pink. Really? Yeah. Just because I am notorious for like

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spilling on myself. And so I feel like I would ruin all of my white clothes all the time.

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Well, but you can bleach white. You can't bleach pink. That's fair. But I'm not always tan

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and white doesn't look good on pale skin. You're always tan. Yes. White looks good on

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hot. White looks pretty much good on everyone. It's just, I don't like white because it makes

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my cottage cheese butt look worse. Oh God bless America. Yeah. All right. So have you

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ever cheated on someone? Yes. Who? Like high school boyfriend. Oh, yeah. With who? It was

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when I went to college. He had cheated on me when he went on his senior trip or I went

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on my senior trip. He had cheated on me. We decided to stay together for when I went to

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school and I basically said, F you bud. And was hanging out with this guy that I went

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to orientation with. Did you tell him that you cheated on him? And did y'all break up?

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Yep. Was it a bad breakup or was it just like, okay. I mean, it wasn't great because I mean,

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I lived in a small town so like I still had to see his family when I came home. So you

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didn't like cheat on him in spite of him cheating on you? Yeah, basically. Oh, that's what you

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did? Yeah. Oh, because he cheated on you. You were like, well, screw you. I'm going

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to go cheat on you back. 100%. Oh my God, Sarah, you're so bad. That's so bad. I mean,

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I was vindictive at the time. Vindictive. I used to call my mom, nevermind. I call her

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that. She gets mad when I call her everything to do. I called her the mom-nip-ulator. I

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call her all kinds of things. Really? Because she likes to manipulate me. Oh my God. She'll

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be like, fine, don't do that. Like try to get all, you know what I mean? Like manipulation.

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And I'm like, okay, mom-nip-ulator. Yeah. Okay. You go. What was the grossest habit you had

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when you were a kid? When I was a kid? I don't know if I had any gross habits, but I have

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a gross habit now of picking my fingers. Same. Yeah. Picking the cuticles is really bad right

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now. I don't know. Mine are too. Yeah. I would say the only other gross thing that I did

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as a kid is I had a wart in between two of my fingers and I would pick the little things

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out of it. No. Yeah. Because I wanted it to go away. Eww. That doesn't make it go away.

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I learned that the hard way. Oh no. Thank you. That's disgusting. I'm going to throw up now.

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Okay. Do you have a hidden talent? No, because cooking doesn't count. So no. You don't have

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a hidden talent. You don't have any talents. I don't think so. I can blow bubbles. Did

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you not know this? No. Oh my God. Let me see this. Hold on. That is ridiculous. It'll fly

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out. I can't. My spit. I was not ready for this. I should have probably did. Sometimes

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my spit's real good and sometimes it's thin because I've been drinking stuff. That is

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wild. It'll float around. It comes off of my tongue and it floats around. How did you

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learn this? I'm pretty sure my cousin Johnny taught me. I'm pretty sure he did it and then

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I was like, I'm going to learn how to do that. I don't even know if he actually taught me.

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I just watched him and I was like, I'm going to do that. No, I don't think I have it. I

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can't sing. I can't believe you've never seen me do that. I have not. I can't sing either,

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but I do anyways sometimes. You do better than me. For sure. So yeah, you don't have

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any talents. No. I find that hard to believe. What do you think my talent is hosting this

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damn podcast? Well, that's truth. You're good talking. She's a talker. She's a talker. Okay.

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I also, I think I have some more hidden talents. I don't know what they are though. I have

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lots of talents. I'm an artist. I mean, you are. Yes, that is so fair. And then what else

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am I? Can I do? I do a lot. I couldn't look. I'm like a jack of all trades, a master of

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none. I'm like Aziz. Aziz. What's his name? Aziz Ansari. Yes. I'm sorry. Jesus. I was

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like, I like the master of none. I'm basically, I don't know how to, I'm not a master of anything.

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I just know how to do a lot of things. I mean, I'm a master at like my, well, I don't know

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if it's, yeah. I mean, I'm a master in business. I got a piece of paper to show it.

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We might have to take comedian off of your hidden talent list after that one. Oh God.

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Oh my God. Look, I'm a master at like dad jokes. We used to, my dad was on the radio.

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We used to say jokes for the nine o'clock hour or something like that. Cause that was

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like after everybody's not listening anymore. Cause they're at work. Yeah. Oh God. Go ahead.

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What's the most illegal thing you've ever done in your life? Illegal? Yeah. Well, probably.

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Oh my God. Okay. So what's the most illegal thing I've ever done? Let's see. Okay. Well,

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I think there's something wrong. I think that I'm going to plead the fifth on that. Yeah,

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I'm not incriminating myself. I mean, honestly, I haven't, that's why I thought I was thinking

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about it. I was like, what have I done? I was like speeding and like nothing really

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bad. Maybe when I was little, I probably stole something from like something. Oh yeah. I

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think I stole a jump rope. Oh man. I did. I was like in kindergarten or preschool and

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I stole a rainbow jump rope from school. I think I put it in my backpack and took it

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home with me because I really liked it. I stole a badminton racket from school and I

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still have it. You do? It moved with me when I moved in December. Wait, from which, like-

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From high school. From high school. Oh, so I was like five or younger. I was a whole

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ass senior. Yeah. That's a lot. I don't care. All right. If you were going to be on a reality

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TV show, which one would it be? Definitely Summer House. Okay. Yeah. You thought I was

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going to say Housewife. No, I didn't. Oh, okay. Good. I was thinking at first, I was

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like she's going to be like, she can't say Love is Blind anymore. I was like, I don't

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know. I had no idea. No, I'd go with Summer House. I mean, Bravo is my shit. The only

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other thing that I would do is if I really wanted to challenge myself, I would be a first

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time like Green as Green can be stewardess on a below deck show. Can you imagine me serving

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rich people and them being assholes? It would be hysterical. I'd get fired. Yeah, you would.

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You would be like, can you believe this? Like in the back, they would be so good though.

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That show would be hilarious. You'd probably spit in their food. No, I would never do that.

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That's gross. Okay, good. I'm glad. I think that I would be on the real world. Yeah, that

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would fit you. Yeah, I like the real world. Yeah. I'm not into these whole other shows.

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I like the ones where it's like- You wouldn't do Love Island or anything, like a love show?

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No, who am I going to be in love with? Whoever they bring on the show. Oh no, because they

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only pick super hot six pack ab people to be on those shows. They do and you know it.

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It's too hot to handle. We're on a diet. It's still not. It's very far from being hot to

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handle and by the time I get hot to handle, I'm going to be like 45. So, okay. All right.

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That's what I would do. It won't take you 10 years to get there. I also really just

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liked the real world. I think that was the best reality show. I loved it way better than

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Road Rules. Way better. I forgot about Road Rules. Yeah, I didn't really watch Road Rules

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as much, but it was good. No, I mean it was much more challenging to be on Road Rules,

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but I don't want to do that. But remember when they did the real world Road Rules challenge

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together? Those were cool. Yeah. They still do the challenges. Do they still have real

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world? I think it is coming back maybe. I don't know. Oh my God, if they do it, I want

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to be on it, but I'm too old. You have to be like 18. Oh, I know. So boring. I want

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to be on it. I could be the host. Okay. What's your biggest insecurity? I don't know. My

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weight probably. Really? Yeah. I mean, it's one of those things where I don't hate myself

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and I don't hate my body by any means, but I wish it was different and I don't have the

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most willpower and determination in the world to change it. And so my only choice is to

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put on a bright face, I guess, and just own it. Yeah. But it doesn't mean I'm not insecure

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about it. I don't know what my insecurity is. I have no idea. I'm going to have to drink

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on that one because I don't know. Maybe like, what do you think mine is? Failure. Yeah,

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that's not good. I don't like that. I do not like it. You got any more? Yeah. Okay. Would

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you ever consider going to a nude beach? I would go, but I probably wouldn't be nude.

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My boobs are uncomfortable. Your boobs are uncomfortable. And also, I just feel like

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I don't even like to sleep without panties on or something on my bottom half at night

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because I feel like something's going to crawl up in there. Just like the snake coming out

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of the toilet. Yeah. The snake might come out of the toilet and then crawl up in there.

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Exactly. See? That kind of snake I want in there. I don't really like to sleep naked

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either. Yeah. I'll do it if I'm really drunk and take a shower and accidentally pass out.

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100%. I mean, I like matching pajamas, but at minimum I'll sleep in a t-shirt and panties.

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Yeah. Lately I've been doing that a lot because sometimes I put on t-shirt and shorts and

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I don't even like shorts because it kind of lets it free down there. It's not super panty

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constrictive, but it's also covered up. I like that. What is the one thing you hate

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people knowing about you? I don't know. I don't think that there's anything. I would

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say, if you asked me that question 10 plus years ago, I would say I hate that people

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know that I'm from New York because that was just an immediate assumption that I was going

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to be a dick. You can't hide that you're from New York. You have the accent. It's so obvious.

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When you just... I mean, sometimes... I mean, obviously it's back and forth, but yeah,

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you can't hide it. But the best part was is that I'm so sensitive and I wasn't a dick.

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I just said what came out of my mouth, but maybe that did make me a dick. I don't know.

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Do you still not do that? No, I definitely do.

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See? She said it. I definitely do. She's from New York. I definitely do. Okay. What you

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got? Or I'll do another one. Have you ever had a run in with a law?

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Yes. I have a couple times. One time I was home from college and I was at a house party

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in town and the cops came and they told me to go home. Another time, a sheriff, I was

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smoking a cigarette on the way home. I was smoking a cigarette and so I knew I needed

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to drive past my parents' house. I went up the street to the hardware store to turn around

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so I could finish smoking my cigarette and a sheriff followed me into my driveway and

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asked me what I was doing and why I turned around in there. He didn't turn his lights

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on or anything. He just followed me into the driveway.

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Yeah. I mean, at least you didn't get in trouble. No, I didn't. Okay. You go.

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Have you intentionally sabotaged a relationship? I don't think intentionally. No, not intentionally.

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Have you? I mean that. Yeah. That same high school relationship.

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Yeah. Okay. Okay. If you had to get back with an ex, who would you choose? None. If you

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had to drink. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I want no part of any of it. Okay. Yeah. What animal

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comes to your mind straight away when you think of me? When I think of you? Yeah. I

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don't know. Like not an animal, like a teddy bear or something. Not now because you just

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did some evil eyes. What the hell is that? Because that is not what I was starting to

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do to say. You were like, even your eyebrows, your eyebrows

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turned into like evil eye eyebrows. They did like a point. It was like, rar. That is physically

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impossible. No, it's true. You should have seen it. Like, I don't know. What animal do

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you think of me? A koala bear. A koala bear? Why koala bear? Because you like snuggly night

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night sleeps. Do I? I mean, yeah. Is that what the koala bears do? And they leaves?

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Yeah. That's how I feel right now. All right. If you had to rate your looks on a scale of

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one to 10, what would you choose? I don't, I mean, I'm going with like at least a seven

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or an eight. Okay. I like that. I mean, I'm maybe fat, but I'm not ugly. Yeah. What about

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you? I don't know. I'd probably say like a five. Why? I don't know. I just don't think

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that I'm like that. That's terrible. I know that is terrible, but like, I don't know.

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Compared to like, like I'm just comparing myself with like the world, like and all the

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things. Yeah. You can't compare yourself to these silly supermodels. Well, but okay. But

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you're, if you had to rate your looks, like if you're like, you know, like if there were,

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if all the supermodels in the world were dead, then I would be like maybe an eight. You're

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an eight now. Look at that face. No, no, no. Thank you though. Okay. You go. Who do you

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say was the last person you stopped on social media? I have no idea. Cause I don't ever

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get on social media. I don't do it much anymore. Probably somebody's, when somebody brought

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somebody up at a party, not a party or like a get together and they were talking about

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somebody that they saw, I probably like looked them up. I don't, I don't remember. I'll have

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to drink on that. Who was it for you? I would say I, this woman who ended up passing away

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from ovarian cancer that I was following on Tik Tok and just kind of watching her end

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of life journey. And she passed away like the other day. And so last night I did a deep

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dive. It's not really stonking. No. All right. Have you ever peed on yourself as an adult

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or a teenager? So like a hundred percent pain in the woods on your feet on yourself. Like,

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no, not because you're trying to pee somewhere else and you accidentally peed on yourself.

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Have I ever peed my pants? Yeah. Yes. Tell a story about it. You want to hear my story?

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Yeah. Okay. So I've hit on myself one time because I went and I like freaking ran a marathon.

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This was back when I used to run. I wasn't, I lived in Auburn and I went and I ran and

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I got to the point where I got so far that I had to like get an Uber back home because

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my legs were like giving out and it was very hot. I went to a gas station and thank God

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I had like my, I didn't even have my credit card. I had to tap my phone to buy a water

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and I was like so far away. And so then I got back home and I had like, it was the next

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morning I was on my way to, it was like a Sunday when I did that. Next morning I was

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on my way to work. I was walking out to my car and I sneezed and I peed all over myself

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because like my whole body was like, didn't, my muscles didn't work. And I had to like

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tell them I was going to be late because I had to go change because I peed on myself.

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I was like, I literally went in and I was like, y'all I peed on myself this morning.

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I'm sorry. No, I peed on myself when I got drunk one night and peed the bed. Oh no. Yeah.

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I was with my dad and stepmom on a beach trip. That was embarrassing. I've never done that

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before. I don't understand how that happened. I guess you just get drunk and like lose bodily

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functions. I have literally no idea. I have had dreams where I'm peeing and I'm afraid

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that when I wake up, I'm like, I'll like wake up and be like, Oh my God, I don't make sure

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I didn't pee. Oh, a hundred percent. If I feel like I have to pee at all as I'm falling

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asleep, I will get up and go to the bathroom. I will pee five times before I fall asleep

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if I feel like I have to pee. That's a lot of, um, it's crazy. Yeah. I know. Would you

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instantly swipe right on someone with dreamy eyes or a great smile? Wait, would I instantly

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swipe right? Yeah. Like would you swipe right on somebody with dreamy eyes or a great smile?

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I mean like without look, it's, are we saying just without looking at their stuff? No, you're

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looking at it. Do you want to swipe right for eyes or a smile? Oh, I'm, I'm, okay. We're

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doing either or. Sure. Okay. I thought it was like, would you swipe? Yes or no? Would

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you swipe right? No, I know. Okay. Um, so we're doing either or probably the eyes. Oh,

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see, I would do smile. Okay. I mean like if they had like dreamy eyes and like a jacked

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up smile, I'd probably be like left, but that's messed up. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. What

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TV character do you relate to the most? Oh Lord, I have no idea. I mean, I feel like

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I, and I thought about, I didn't think about this very hard, but we talked about this before.

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You know, the girl, I forgot her name on grace and Frankie, their daughter. I feel like her

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Brianna, Brianna. Yeah. I don't know. Um, I don't know. I'll think about it. Okay. Yeah.

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You tell me, um, okay. What do you think the worst habit someone can have that is an immediate

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deal breaker for you? Um, an immediate deal breaker is not a habit necessarily, but, um,

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like not having health insurance or like any type of insurance. Like I, like, I've actually

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like, that was a reason, one of the reasons I like, couldn't see somebody anymore because

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of that. Yeah. That was a big deal. Like if, and especially if you, like, I get it. If

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you can't afford it or whatever, or if you, like your job doesn't offer it, but like,

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if you make enough money and your job offers like health insurance, you should have it

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and you're just, yeah. And you're just like not having it because you're just like, Oh,

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I'm just going to live off everyone else. Like you're driving costs up. I made Brandon make

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appointments for the doctor, the dentist and optometrists because he hadn't been to like

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any of them. And I was like, you have great insurance. Go to the doctor. Yeah. Go. Like

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what is happening? Yeah. He still had his cards in the like perforated pop out thing.

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Oh my God. And he brought them that way to the doctor. I was like, um, I'm sure people

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do that a lot. And he was like, I just feel like this is the safest way for me to keep

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it. Probably. Why doesn't he just put it in his wallet? Like, like a credit card. I mean,

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he doesn't seem to be that type of person to lose things a lot. Right. Or does he sunglasses?

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Oh, well. Um, okay. So do you think you're uglier? Wait, do you think you were uglier

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or better looking than most people you know? Not famous people, not models, people you

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know. I have to choose whether or not I'm uglier or better looking. Do you think you're

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better looking? Like, or do you think, yes. Do you think you're better looking than most

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people you know? Okay. Me too. But can I give you a little wink wink? Oh, I was kidding.

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Like twice. Like twice if it's yes. Have you ever accidentally seen someone naked? Yeah.

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Like yeah, I'm pretty sure. Like I'm pretty sure I've probably walked into my parents

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accidentally like when they're getting in the shower or something, you know. Yeah, of

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course. Have you? Yeah. What is something that your significant other does that you

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hate? Um, I cannot stand when I'm like going to do something or I asked Brandon to do something

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and he just says, yep. And keeps, you know, doing whatever he's and does not like just,

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yep. And just keeps on doing whatever. And I'm like, what are you like, can we communicate

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here? Like, is he listening? What is happening? No, he's just like ignoring me, but he's gonna

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do, you know, what I asked or whatever the situation is. But he just says, yep. Instead

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of like communicating and being like, yes, I will do that in five minutes. Oh, it's because

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he's probably feeling like, why are you telling me what to do? That is literally the opposite

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of what he says because I'm like, I need, you know, I feel like I'm doing more around

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the house, you know, what have you or whatever. And he was like, oh, I mean, you just need

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to make me a list. And I'm like, but I'm not your mother and I don't want to nag you and

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beg you and whatever. Like, let's figure out the chores, split them up or whatever and

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figure it out. Cause I'm not leaving you a fucking list. Yeah. I'm not. No. You're not

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my maid. Right. Like just help. You're not my maid. I'm not yours. Yeah. 100%. But usually

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the female becomes the maid. Yeah. When he says, yep. Or okay. And like just keeps it

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moving. I'm like, oh, to the moon with you. Well, maybe he just doesn't want to keep having

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a conversation. Oh, I definitely think that's it. Um, okay. You go. Um, have you had a one

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night stand? Drink. I don't know if I have, but yeah, drink. What about you? Absolutely.

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No shame. Okay. What is one thing that you would sleep overnight on the sidewalk for

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or like camp out? Like, you know, how people like stand outside the Apple store for the

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new iPhone and yeah, free tickets to BravoCon. Seriously. You would sleep overnight for that?

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Absolutely. How much does BravoCon cost? I don't know. They're probably not that expensive.

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You probably just buy them. But I mean, I would for like VIP BravoCon tickets. Yeah.

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Get to meet all those heifers up close and personal. Not sitting, you know, 3000 rows

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back in anything or whatever. You like want to meet those people? Yeah. Interesting. What

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would you talk to them about? Literally nothing. I just want to see them up close. See if they're

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as cute as they are on TV. They probably are better. Usually I feel like people like they

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like look way better in person. You're like, wow, you looked cool on TV, but like you look

380
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amazing in real life. All right. Do you cover your eyes during the scary parts of a movie?

381
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No, I usually get up and like go wash my face or something. Which is covering your eyes.

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Basically. I cover my ears. Or I'll fast forward it or I'll mute it. I'll watch it, but I don't

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want to hear the sounds. The sounds make it so much scarier. Yes. It's like, eh, eh, eh,

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dininininininininin. You're like, ah, I'm about to get eaten by a shark. The suspenseful music is

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what really like takes it up a notch. So I can watch something that's scary if it's muted for

386
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sure. Oh my gosh. I have to tell you about this. Okay. So I went to Huntsville recently. So on

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Monday I went to um, spend the night at my parents' house. They were not there. They were at the beach

388
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or whatever. And I stayed up there before. So I didn't have to like drive. I had to work the

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next morning half a day. So I didn't have to like drive like late in traffic and stuff like that.

390
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So I went up there and um, spent the night and I'm at their house alone and I'm like,

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go get in their bed to sleep. And um, I do. I just want to sleep in the king size bed.

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And my mom was like, and they have, they have a bigger TV in their bedroom. Like,

393
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so my bedroom has like a small TV, but it's not as good. They have like Apple TV and so on. So,

394
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um, so I went in there and um, I'm watching, I'm trying to find something to watch and it's kind of

395
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late because I didn't get there too late and something comes on. I was, I was looking for

396
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:24,000
old classic movies. Okay. Like what? Well, our old classic TV shows like bewitched or like something

397
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like that's like light and scary. That's like, Ooh, fun. Yeah. Well, there are a lot of old horror

398
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movies. Have you ever noticed because I, there were so many and then I, they have cable.

399
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:41,840
Uh, they have YouTube TV. Okay. Yeah. So, but I'm searching like on the Apple TV. I don't know what

400
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streaming service it will own or whatnot, but there was one for, it was called like the legend of

401
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Lizzie Borden. Do you know Lizzie Borden had a nice gave her mother 40 wax and just when you thought

402
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she was done, she gave her father fire one. Yeah. Oh, I think that's how it goes. Okay. So I watched

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it and it's got, okay. So it's got the girl Elizabeth, uh, I forgot her last name.

404
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From the actress from bewitched is plays Lizzie Borden and she is so good. Like in this, and they

405
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like show, Oh my God, they like, Oh, it's so weird. And it's like, you've got, I couldn't finish it.

406
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I was in their house alone and I was like, should I set the alarm? Like, I was like,

407
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I was like, Oh my God, somebody's gonna come in and kill me. And I didn't have any dogs. Like I

408
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didn't have anybody with me. Yeah. No, no, no. I was like, Oh my God. I was like, Oh my God.

409
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Um, I couldn't finish it. I want, I want to finish the rest of it, but like, I got a little

410
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freaked out. Um, she was acquitted Lizzie Borden was, so she killed her dad, apparently killed her.

411
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Well, apparently she didn't, she didn't kill her dad. I think she probably did based on like the

412
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stuff that I was reading about it while I was watching. Cause I love to read all that stuff.

413
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So I was reading about it and I think she probably did it, but I don't know. So another thing is if

414
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you Google it on Wikipedia, so they did, it was like an 18 something, 1840, 1899, I don't know

415
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what it was. Um, it was like 20, 20 to 40 years after they got cameras. So they did have cameras

416
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and the picture they show the pictures, the pictures that they took are of the actual dead

417
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bodies, like on the ground. It's not like crime scene where they have like paint or tape. It's

418
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like literally the body's laying there with like the blood, like the dude. And the movie was actually

419
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very, um, like when I looked at the pictures online, it looked very similar to what the movie was.

420
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And it was, it was really good. And so Elizabeth, what is her last name? I'm going to remember,

421
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um, from the actress from bewitched, she was in there and she's like super creepy. She's like

422
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laughing. She's like, and she's, but it's like so creepy. Oh my God. I hate scary movies. And it

423
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was like old too. So it was like, there was not like a lot of background noise. Like it was like

424
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a lot of creaking and like, it just was like, giving me goosebumps. Yeah. Freaked me out. So

425
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anyway, sorry to get off on that tangent, but it was, I want to finish it and I'll let you know

426
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how it goes. But okay. So yeah, I do, I cover my ears. Would you ever hook up with someone twice

427
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your age? Probably depends. Wait, twice my age. Well, and they'd be like, Oh no, no, no, no.

428
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I was saying, I don't know why I think I'm still 20. I'm like, Oh, maybe like in their fifties.

429
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I don't know. Maybe. Okay. No, probably not. Not anybody older than my dad. That would be weird.

430
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Unless it was like a really rich person. And then I would just be like, dad, I'm sorry, but like

431
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girls got to eat. He would probably be like, okay, that's fine. Um, yeah. Okay. What is your go-to

432
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song to sing in the shower? Currently right now, probably, you know, just some Morgan walling,

433
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I would say. Which song though? I mean, I really like last night right now. How's it go? Sing it.

434
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No, last night. I don't even know the words. Yeah. Last night. What is this? What is it? What are

435
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,200
the words? We let the liquor talk. Oh, let the liquor. I was like, we were doing pillow talk.

436
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I've been singing Mandy Moore candy in the shower. Oh, good Lord. But I've always been singing that

437
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song. Yes, you have. Like literally I will just like tell Alexa to turn on Mandy Moore candy in

438
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the shower and then I'll just have a repeat it while I'm in the shower for 10 minutes.

439
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And I'm sure my neighbors love me. Okay. So what was your most embarrassing moment in public

440
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in front, like in front of everybody, I guess. Um, I don't know. I think I, when I had to go to work

441
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for our holiday party, I had to present an award in front of the company this past December.

442
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,960
And I just fumbled over my words a little bit. I don't really like public speaking a whole lot.

443
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Like I had to stand out. And that was embarrassing for you. Yeah. I was like sweating from every

444
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place on my body before I had to go up there and I had to stand there for like 25 minutes

445
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before it was even time for me to go up there. And I had like written out my whole speech and

446
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I had it ready to go or whatever. But, um, it was, I mean, I had to stand on a stage with a

447
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microphone. Like it was, well, that's nervousness, but was it embarrassing? I mean, I felt like I

448
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didn't do a great job. I don't know. See, that's so interesting to me. Cause I think that like,

449
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I, I don't get embarrassed about stuff like that, but I do get really nervous. Like I would be

450
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nervous. I'd be like, Oh my gosh, I got like nervous. But if I messed up, I'd probably just

451
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be like, whatever. But like the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in public, I don't know,

452
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:03,680
like fall down. Um, so it doesn't mean that what you've done, something that happened to you made

453
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me too. So I one time was in high school and you know, back in the day when you had to take the

454
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graduation exams. Well, when we had to take a graduation, like I think that I passed all my

455
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graduation exams. Whenever the first time I took them. So when you pass them, you just go to the

456
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cafe, like literally, I don't even know why they do this. Everybody else has to take their graduation

457
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exams and, um, you go every, all the other people have to go to like the cafeteria or to the, um,

458
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gym and they have like intramurals or they have like people playing games and stuff. And so we

459
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were all in there. Basically you just study and do your homework while you're in the gym and

460
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they're taking their exams. And I'm literally sitting there like, I don't know what I'm doing,

461
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probably studying, reading a book, talking to people and they're playing like volleyball or

462
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kickball or something. And in front of everyone, like literally in front of everyone in the entire

463
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school, the kickball comes in, like hits me in the head. Boom. And it was like, oh, and I was like,

464
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oh my God, everywhere. Like, okay, that was embarrassing. Oh Lord. Or it could have been

465
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that situation where I had to go to in-school suspension that we talked about like last time,

466
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I think maybe where I had to like, go say that was embarrassing for me. Yeah, I hear that. I don't

467
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:28,880
like to be in trouble. No. Yeah. Would you rather have no heating or air conditioning or no internet?

468
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,880
I mean, I can go without internet. I can never go without air conditioning and live in Alabama.

469
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:42,080
That's a joke. Agreed. And even in like the winter time, I need my air conditioning.

470
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:48,720
I mean, yeah, I mean, not often where you have to turn your heat on here. Like I would rather

471
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:53,040
I would rather be cold. Anyways, I'll put socks on and sleep in them, even though I hate that.

472
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:59,440
Just to be like under a ton of blankets and comfy. Right. But I don't want to sweat.

473
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:07,680
Hell no. No. Yeah. I got to have that AC. Yeah. If you could change anything about yourself,

474
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:14,640
what would it be? I would get a tummy tuck. A tummy tuck? Or I'd get my boobs done. Yeah.

475
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:20,560
Yeah. What is wrong with your boobs or your tummy? I just want them to sit in one place,

476
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:27,440
my boobs, and then my tummy is just a gut. So it needs to go. Yeah. Okay. I mean,

477
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,440
were you did you want me to say something like about my personality or something?

478
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,760
No, I didn't say that. No, mine says in parentheses, I put for myself, I said fat

479
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:43,120
or how sleepy I am. Like I don't want to be sleepy anymore. I'm always sleepy. I am too.

480
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:48,960
Don't worry about it. You're not the only one. I think that's just how you have to live your life

481
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:56,720
when you get older. Yeah. Just exhausted all the time. Yeah. Agreed. Unfortunately for us.

482
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What is the weirdest thing you do in the morning? I don't know why. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know.

483
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:09,680
I mean, I usually get up and drink some water, maybe some coffee and get started on my day.

484
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:16,080
I don't think I snooze like 45 times. Well, I do snooze and for work anyways, like I did snooze

485
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:22,400
this morning too, a little bit, but not too bad. Yeah. But definitely not. Yeah. You do. Cause your

486
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:27,600
alarm goes off before seven and you don't, what time do you start working? Eight thirty or eight.

487
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:35,120
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, I snooze my, yeah, my Howard Stern goes off at like six or six thirty

488
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:49,600
and I snooze until like seven fifty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. Okay. If you had to go out

489
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on a date with one person of the same sex, who would it be? Fucking you. Really? Yeah. I mean,

490
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:02,640
you were Melanie for sure. I know I'd have a good time. Yeah. No, I mean like, okay. So,

491
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:08,880
but like you need to pick somebody that is like, that you would like, if you had to date them,

492
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:16,320
if you had to date them, not just to go on a date and have fun, like, but like, I don't know. I'm

493
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:21,920
don't think about that right now. I mean, if I just had to go out on a date, I, again, I would go,

494
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you or Melanie, cause I know I'd have a good time. I would probably go with you or Jessica or

495
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:36,000
Rose or somebody like that. Santana. I don't know. All of my friends are cool. Exactly. 100%.

496
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:41,040
The only other person I'd say maybe I would go with, because I think that it,

497
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,680
she would make it fun is Leanne, cause she just is doing shit all the fucking time. Oh yeah.

498
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:51,440
Yeah. She's a good person to go on a date with. Yeah. Like if she had to plan the date

499
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:55,280
and I didn't have to plan it, I think it would be fun and it would probably be something that

500
00:49:55,280 --> 00:50:01,280
I haven't done yet. Yes. Agreed. Yeah. Yeah. She's always got good stuff. I know. Always doing

501
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,280
something. I want to be like her. That's why I'm always like relying on her for stuff. Oh,

502
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,840
absolutely. But then I feel bad, but like, I think she likes to be like, yeah, she likes to plan.

503
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:16,000
She likes to plan. Yeah, for sure. Cause I'm always like, I'll just show up. Cause I don't know. I

504
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:21,120
like, don't look at things. I'm just like, tell me where to go. I'll be there and we'll have fun.

505
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:27,920
What, you know? Yeah. So what are you going to do today? Um, I need to go get my toes done,

506
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but I don't know if I'm going to be able to get in. Let me see. Dang. They still look good.

507
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:38,000
That's the same blue that I asked you about. It's Joe. It's been out there for like three weeks.

508
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,160
Um, no, I just kind of want to get it changed. If I don't do it today, then I may do it Monday

509
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:47,680
after work while, uh, Brandon is working late, but I'm probably going to go to the pool if I can,

510
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:54,160
if it's not going to rain. I thought I wanted to go to pool, but it doesn't look like it doesn't

511
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,440
look super nice, but no Mason and I talked yesterday and we're going to go to the pool. So

512
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:02,080
you can come if you want. I think I'm going to go up here. I think Jessica might come over here.

513
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:06,880
I think I'm just going to chill. Yeah. Because I need to just chill. Oh, I know. I've been running

514
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around like crazy person. I'm going to get something to eat on the way home and then I'm going to relax.

515
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:18,240
Relax, chilling out max and relaxing all cool. And I'm shooting some B ball outside the pool.

516
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:28,080
Oh my God. Oh man. All right. Well, you can find us on Instagram at thick AF podcast,

517
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send us an email. Um, I will try to get a poll up there, um, this week for, um,

518
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topics. And so y'all help us out again with that and, um, like rate review and we'll catch you later.

519
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Okay.

520
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ABCDEFG I have to go.

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I don't know why it's so good.

