1 00:00:00,620 --> 00:00:09,040 HELLO! 2 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:10,040 Hello. 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,040 Hello. 4 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,040 Okay. 5 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:13,040 I think that's better. 6 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,040 Happy Hump Day! 7 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:15,040 Happy Hump Day! 8 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,040 Happy Wednesday! 9 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,040 How you doing? 10 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,040 Because I'm not very good. 11 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,040 I don't remember what I said. 12 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,040 I'm even worse now. 13 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,040 At least it was only like four minutes. 14 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,040 Yeah. 15 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,040 So we recorded. 16 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,040 We started recording this episode. 17 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:30,040 I'm just going to let you guys know what, what it's because of me, because I'm a 18 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:42,640 flustered and I just am an idiot and I'm not paying attention. 19 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,280 Apparently I thought I was paying attention. 20 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,280 I even tested it. 21 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,560 I said, talking to your mic. 22 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,560 Yeah. 23 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Thought it was right. 24 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:54,540 I had the mics on like not on set to pull the mic in and it was coming from the computer 25 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:57,600 and it was like, Oh my God, the whole thing. 26 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:02,920 Anyways today has been a hot mess and yesterday and my life is crazy. 27 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:03,920 Yeah 28 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:04,920 And Sarah is here just for the ride. 29 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:09,660 You were texting me yesterday and she was like, why does everybody text me about their 30 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:10,660 problems? 31 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:13,480 She got 87 things going on yesterday. 32 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,460 87 different things going on today. 33 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:19,760 Well and then I got 87 things going on and then my mom calls me and it's like, Oh, and 34 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,480 I'm like, what do you, I literally said, what do you need? 35 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,020 I'm already, I've got a hundred, like I'm already stressed out. 36 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,020 What is this? 37 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:27,600 And she was like laughing. 38 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,940 And my immediate response was, 39 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:30,340 oh, Sassy's sad now. 40 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:33,500 No, she laughed and was like, ha ha. 41 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,900 She was like, ha ha, I'll just add, 42 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:37,380 I'll take your mind off of it. 43 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:38,540 And she added to it. 44 00:01:38,540 --> 00:01:40,260 She added some stress to it. 45 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:41,260 It wasn't stress for me. 46 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:44,940 It was just like, seriously, why does this stuff happen? 47 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,100 Why do things happen? 48 00:01:47,260 --> 00:01:48,180 You give good advice. 49 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:49,420 That's what I told you yesterday. 50 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:50,660 OMG. 51 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:54,300 So anyway, the whole hot mess. 52 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,580 So I don't know how we segued into, 53 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,180 oh, the diet thing. 54 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,460 Was it Dr. Now? 55 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:01,300 Yes. 56 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,120 Dr. Now. 57 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,180 Man, I really wish that we had that whole recording. 58 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:06,020 I do too. 59 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:06,840 It was so good. 60 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,220 It was good. 61 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,060 Boo. 62 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:09,900 Yeah. 63 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:10,720 Okay. 64 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:11,900 Well, I mean, you've already said his name now. 65 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,700 Okay, so we were talking about Dr. Now 66 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,820 from 600 Pound Live for 1,000 Pound Sisters. 67 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:19,660 One of their weight loss shows. 68 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,860 And he, so our friend Jessica, 69 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,260 she has been on here before. 70 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:25,140 J Nail. 71 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:27,140 She was at work the other day 72 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:30,740 and like had sent a Snapchat of a magnet 73 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:34,340 with Dr. Now on it, on the refrigerator that said, 74 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:35,700 you're not going to starve. 75 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,540 You know, going to starve or something like that 76 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,380 is hilarious. 77 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:40,200 I think it's so funny. 78 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,940 Cause they talk about it on Howard Stern all the time. 79 00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:45,900 And one of the guys on there has like the best impression. 80 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,120 I can't do it. 81 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,960 I tried earlier and it sounded real bad. 82 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,020 It's like, can you do it? 83 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:50,860 Try it. 84 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:53,420 No, I haven't seen that guy on the TV in a minute. 85 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,540 I haven't seen him on the TV ever. 86 00:02:55,540 --> 00:03:00,140 I only listened to the impression guy on Howard Stern. 87 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,980 And then like the other day I looked it up 88 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:05,700 and I was like, oh my gosh, he sounds exactly like him. 89 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,780 It's great. 90 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:09,780 He's got a little accent and he's like, 91 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:10,900 you're not going to starve. 92 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,020 You're not going to starve. 93 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:13,860 I can't do it. 94 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,860 It's so bad. 95 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,140 Oh my God. 96 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,300 And he's like, mmm, yeah, mmm, yeah. 97 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,100 He's like, how y'all doing? 98 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:20,940 How y'all doing? 99 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,660 I can't do it. 100 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,140 It's so bad. 101 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:24,980 Man. 102 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:26,980 We're both starving because we're on diets right now. 103 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:29,340 Yeah. Stupid diets. 104 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:30,180 Why? 105 00:03:30,180 --> 00:03:31,020 I don't understand. 106 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,340 I do want to say one thing is that 107 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,940 I'm not trying to be not thick. 108 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:37,220 I want to say that first and foremost. 109 00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:38,060 Same. 110 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:39,620 Yeah. Like I still want to be a thick. 111 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,700 I'm just a little too thick. 112 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,260 Yeah, exactly. 113 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:44,620 I'm like borderline puffy at this point. 114 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:45,860 Yeah. 115 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:48,780 When your mom tells you that your face is look swollen, 116 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,980 there's an issue. 117 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:51,820 Oh my God. 118 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:55,380 I've been kind of waiting for my dad to be like 119 00:03:55,380 --> 00:03:57,120 the relationship weight. 120 00:03:58,140 --> 00:03:59,220 Have you gained weight? 121 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:00,100 Yes. 122 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,180 Oh, I haven't noticed. 123 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,020 I've probably gained 10 pounds. 124 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,700 But it's probably because we see each other all the time. 125 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,220 I don't get on the scale. 126 00:04:05,220 --> 00:04:06,860 So that the scale, I like fall backwards. 127 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:08,020 Well, I weighed myself the other day 128 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:10,020 and I was real upset and I was like, 129 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,460 aw, some's gotta give. 130 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,660 So when I go to the doctor, 131 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:15,380 I get on backwards like a bulimic person 132 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,460 or an anorexic person. 133 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:18,220 Like seriously, like somebody told me about that 134 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,140 a long time ago and I was like, 135 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:21,020 that's the best thing that you've ever told me. 136 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:23,340 And the, like when I went to the nutritionist, 137 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,800 they were like, I told her, I was like, 138 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,640 yeah, I wanted to get on, 139 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,660 like I had to get on the scale. 140 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,140 And she was like, oh, if you don't wanna be weighed, 141 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:28,980 you don't have to be. 142 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:30,620 Like she was like super nice about it. 143 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,660 And I was like, because I feel like when I look at it, 144 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:35,740 it stresses me out and then I wanna eat more. 145 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,020 It's like depression eating. 146 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,780 Well, it's emotional eating. 147 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:41,540 And it's something that I think both you and I do. 148 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:44,940 And sometimes when we're together, we fuel it. 149 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:47,700 Well, like today I've been so freaking stressed out. 150 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,520 I'm like starving. 151 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,360 I'm on this stupid diet. 152 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:54,180 So I told Sarah that I ate an entire can of diced tomatoes 153 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:56,180 because I can't eat anything else. 154 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:57,840 So gross to me. 155 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,020 See, I can have- 156 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:01,340 It's only like a hundred calories. 157 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:04,240 Well, and I can have tomatoes on Weight Watchers 158 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,980 for zero points, but I will eat raw tomatoes 159 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,620 and just put salt and pepper on them. 160 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,840 Yeah, so I didn't have any raw tomatoes. 161 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,500 And usually when I buy raw tomatoes, they go bad 162 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,100 because I'm not a huge fan of that. 163 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:17,300 Unless it's on a BLT, can't have that though. 164 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,700 Nope. 165 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,540 Or like a cheeseburger. 166 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:20,860 You ate tomatoes every day. 167 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:21,700 Oh, I did. 168 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:22,860 So today, oh man. 169 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:25,940 So I'm doing Nutrisystem because I have an issue. 170 00:05:25,940 --> 00:05:27,580 I've tried Weight Watchers. 171 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:29,740 Listen, I've tried every diet in the book. 172 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:31,340 I've done low carb. 173 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:33,060 I've done Weight Watchers. 174 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,140 I've done not eating. 175 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:37,720 I've done starvation and that actually worked. 176 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,580 Water? 177 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:43,660 We're not promoting anorexia in any capacity. 178 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:45,500 And I was like miserable, 179 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,320 but I would like run five miles a day 180 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,320 and I wouldn't eat anything. 181 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,540 This was when I was younger. 182 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:52,060 I think I was borderline. 183 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,940 And then I would binge drink on the way. 184 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:55,420 This was when I was in college, obviously. 185 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:57,060 Everybody does this. 186 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:57,900 And you should not. 187 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,620 It was really bad for me. 188 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:02,260 And that's probably why I weigh, 189 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:04,140 that's why my weight is where it is now 190 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,300 because I had that issue before 191 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,540 and it's really bad for you. 192 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:12,540 But yeah, so I've tried everything 193 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,340 and my issue is I don't have time, 194 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,880 or okay, I could probably make time, 195 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,580 but I will not make time to count the calories 196 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,860 and go to the grocery store like you and Brandon did today 197 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,980 and scan all the backs of the things 198 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:26,540 to make sure you have all the points 199 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:28,300 and then figure out the points. 200 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:31,140 Oh my God, NutriSystem is so much easier. 201 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,360 I did that once and the food was disgusting. 202 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,100 I know you said it's good, this. 203 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,980 Well, okay, so there are some things that I have had 204 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,140 that have not been as good, 205 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:42,660 but the first day, oh my God, it was so good. 206 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:45,460 Excuse me, I just burped because I ate. 207 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:48,700 Oh my God, that's so embarrassing. 208 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:52,780 I can't edit it out now, but that's really embarrassing. 209 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,900 I'm sorry, guys. 210 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:56,020 Okay, but it was like a little baby one. 211 00:06:57,580 --> 00:06:59,060 It looks like it was a poop. 212 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,460 No, it wasn't a poop. 213 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,300 No, I know, I see. 214 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,140 It was a burp. 215 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:03,060 No, I know. 216 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,580 But it's basically the same thing. 217 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:06,960 Okay, so, but just out of the wrong end. 218 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,020 Oh my God. 219 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:13,820 So I had this, it was like pollock or something, 220 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:16,260 like some type of fish that was really, really good. 221 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:18,660 And I got really full that first time. 222 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:20,200 And I'm like, oh my God, this is delicious. 223 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,260 There have been some things 224 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:23,500 that have been like really small servings. 225 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,020 And I'm like, am I, 226 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,000 like I have been putting off eating those things. 227 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,060 I look at it like a chicken sandwich or something, 228 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:31,380 and it's like smaller than my fist. 229 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,540 I'm like, and I've got big hands, 230 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,780 but like seriously, it's smaller 231 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:38,600 than like a small person's fist. 232 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,020 And I'm like, what? 233 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:43,260 And you don't get to put any condiments or anything on it. 234 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:44,260 Okay, so today. 235 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:45,500 Nothing. 236 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,780 Nothing. 237 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:48,500 I mean, I guess you can have, 238 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:50,220 so there are certain things that you can do. 239 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,820 Like you can have three a day of these like extras. 240 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:54,980 And I think ketchup is one of those or something. 241 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:57,660 And like, but you only get like a teaspoon or a table. 242 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:58,500 I don't know. 243 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,060 And I don't eat ketchup. 244 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,740 Or, and there's like certain things like that 245 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:02,580 that you can have. 246 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:04,780 But my thing, I'm not doing that. 247 00:08:04,780 --> 00:08:06,500 I know that they want you to, but I can't, 248 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:09,520 if I like, it's like a teaspoon or a tablespoon 249 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,660 of like peanut butter that you can have. 250 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,140 If I eat one teaspoon or tablespoon of peanut butter, 251 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,580 I'm gonna eat the whole jar, 252 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,420 especially when I'm on a diet. 253 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:18,860 Like, no, I'm sorry. 254 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:20,100 That's not enough. 255 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,780 Weight watchers definitely holds me accountable. 256 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:23,780 And I think it's just cause like, 257 00:08:23,780 --> 00:08:27,460 I'm seeing the actual points, numbers, measurement. 258 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,140 Like I have a food scale and everything. 259 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:29,980 So. 260 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,140 See, that's too much effort for me. 261 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:33,240 But I, I don't know. 262 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,260 I just did it before and I was very successful with it 263 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:38,080 when I was in Cleveland and then the pandemic hit. 264 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,220 And I kind of just said, screw it after that 265 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,620 and ate whatever I wanted for a really long time. 266 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:47,860 But I do like the counting of it, 267 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,960 the seeing how many points I have left, 268 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,380 knowing, you know, as I, especially I get deeper into it, 269 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:58,180 like the ways that I can save points to have a cocktail 270 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:01,360 or eat a dessert or, you know, whatever. 271 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,700 Yeah, I get that. 272 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:03,780 And that's training you. 273 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:05,540 But, and I've done that a million times. 274 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:08,580 It's never really been successful for me, unfortunately. 275 00:09:08,580 --> 00:09:10,940 I even went to like the meetings and stuff like, 276 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:13,340 and it didn't work out. 277 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,260 Maybe I lost like four pounds total. 278 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:17,100 Oh wow. 279 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,100 And I did it for like a really long time. 280 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,940 I lost like 20, 25 pounds when I did it the last time. 281 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:21,980 Oh, that's nice. 282 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:22,900 I wish. 283 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:25,900 And I had been, when I did it, when I left Cleveland, 284 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:29,020 I was my lowest weight that I had been in a long time. 285 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,420 Well, that's awesome. 286 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,380 So I just need the pre-package. 287 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:34,380 Okay, so another thing, I don't have the food scale 288 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,260 and I don't have all that stuff. 289 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,940 So I would be like, okay, one chicken breast. 290 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:41,740 No, I would do the whole thing where you get the free foods 291 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,100 and you would just, I just like eat all the free foods 292 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,780 all day long and that's not how it's supposed to be. 293 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:49,140 If you do that all day long, you're just gonna eat more 294 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,940 than what you're supposed to eat and. 295 00:09:50,940 --> 00:09:52,300 Well, I think the whole point of it 296 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,140 is to not deprive yourself. 297 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:54,980 Well, it's not. 298 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:58,700 So like make that choice and eat that slice of pizza, 299 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,620 but then eat a handful of carrots with it. 300 00:10:01,620 --> 00:10:04,380 Right, well, so that this is how the Nutri system is, 301 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:06,780 but it's pre-packaged and I don't have to think about it. 302 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:07,620 Right. 303 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:08,500 I still have to think about it. 304 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,620 I still have to be like, okay, I need, 305 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,540 cause they want you to eat small portions 306 00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,700 throughout the day, I guess. 307 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,900 And so you have to eat like, you have to have like a shake, 308 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,820 a protein shake or like a certain, 309 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:20,900 or like a bar at certain, you know, during the day. 310 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,620 And you're not supposed to be hungry 311 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,420 and you can eat like all the vegetables, 312 00:10:24,420 --> 00:10:27,940 starch, not starchy vegetables that you want 313 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:28,780 and things like that. 314 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,260 And I like it. 315 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:33,220 I don't, I just don't like the counting of the things. 316 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,420 Well, and that doesn't bother me. 317 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:36,900 Like I will count out my 55 goldfish 318 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,460 and count four points for it or whatever. 319 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,820 No, I want mine pre-counted. 320 00:10:41,820 --> 00:10:43,100 No, I don't. 321 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,260 And I just don't care because like, 322 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,860 then I can still eat like French fries and brown gravy. 323 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:48,980 I just have to measure it. 324 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,080 And I'm cool with that. 325 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,020 Like I'll eat 22 French fries for five points, 326 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,460 whatever, you know, it might be. 327 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:56,140 I don't know what it is off the top of my head, 328 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,780 but hell yeah, I'll do that. 329 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:00,700 Yeah, I'd rather just have it. 330 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,140 So I'm just, yeah. 331 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:06,060 I need like basically a personal assistant. 332 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:09,420 I need, so when Rosie, my dog was overweight 333 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,860 and she still is a little, 334 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,900 but she's very skinny now compared to what she was. 335 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:15,700 She lost like a fourth of her body weight 336 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,780 or a third, I think. 337 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:20,080 And I had to put her on diet dog food 338 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,340 and only give her a certain amount. 339 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,100 And she was starving all day, 340 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:27,500 but she couldn't go get her own dog food and eat it. 341 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,420 I need somebody to do that to me, put me in a room 342 00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:34,340 and be like, go on this walk, go on this walk twice a day 343 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,140 and only eat this. 344 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:38,780 I know, I don't think I have near enough steps today. 345 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,740 It's what I need, but that's okay. 346 00:11:40,740 --> 00:11:43,180 Well, I don't have any steps for today 347 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,900 because I literally have sat and worked all day 348 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:49,620 and then I walked down the stairs and that's about it. 349 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:52,540 So yay for my healthiness. 350 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,800 Oh my gosh, yeah, we'll get there. 351 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,160 Yeah, so Dr. Nell, you're hilarious. 352 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,300 And honestly, I need Dr. Nell to be like, 353 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,100 you don't go starve, you look fat. 354 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,420 No. You're so fat. 355 00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:06,140 And you only need to eat this 356 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:09,020 and I need him to come home with me and just be like, 357 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,100 why you try to eat that? Stop it. 358 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,060 You're not going to starve. 359 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,660 Also, he's not even that skinny. 360 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:18,580 Like he just looks like, you know what I mean? 361 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:23,140 Like he's not like, he's just a regular like dad bod. 362 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,380 Oh my gosh. 363 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,420 So, okay, let's jump into our, 364 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,100 well, we can do a FMK if you'd like. 365 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,940 Yeah, all right, okay. 366 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,580 So this is a little bit random, 367 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:37,140 but I don't care because I want to know what you think. 368 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,400 I think I already know your answer, 369 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,140 but I'm going to ask anyways. 370 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:43,980 Road trip, flying or cruise? 371 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,340 Okay, but where are we going? 372 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,760 Is it all to the same place? 373 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:50,060 I think it's just travel modes of transportation 374 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,020 and your preference. 375 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:55,280 Okay, but a cruise is different than flying and a road trip. 376 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,560 Cruise is like an excursion. 377 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,140 Okay, you're going to Cancun, Mexico. 378 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,780 Okay, cool. 379 00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:05,700 I would prefer to, if I'm going to Cancun, Mexico, 380 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:09,260 I would prefer to go to fly there, obviously. 381 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,460 Can't drive, I guess you could drive there. 382 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:15,660 To fly there, can you drive there? 383 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,220 Yeah, you gotta go through Texas. 384 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:21,180 Yeah, but is Cancun, like, is it an island? 385 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:23,100 Is this sounding really dumb? 386 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,380 I don't think it's an island, no. 387 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,220 Oh, okay, okay. 388 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,260 Because when you fly into the airport, 389 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:28,880 you don't have to go over a bridge or take a boat 390 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,460 or anything to get to Cancun. 391 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,740 It's like 20 minutes from Cancun airport. 392 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:32,940 All right, but when you go to Hawaii, 393 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,420 you don't have to go over a bridge 394 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,900 or take a boat to get there. 395 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,500 You just fly into Hawaii. 396 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,220 But I'm pretty sure it's not an island. 397 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,100 Okay, gotcha. 398 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:44,300 So, okay, so I would fly there 399 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,300 and I would have an all-inclusive resort. 400 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:51,300 You're not going to a surf? 401 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,100 Especially not at an all-inclusive resort. 402 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,300 No, definitely not. 403 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:58,940 Because that is the way to go, 100%. 404 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,140 Cruise, no thank you. 405 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,160 So I'm, oh wait, okay. 406 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:06,160 So Mary flying, fuck, oh. 407 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:09,140 I don't know, it depends. 408 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:13,140 Okay, so if I'm gonna go on a road trip to Cancun, no. 409 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,500 No. 410 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,340 That actually, it could be fun though. 411 00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,420 That was kind of a poor destination. 412 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,660 I'm killing, I really like road trips. 413 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,500 I think they're fun, especially if you're going to out west. 414 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,940 That's why I didn't wanna pick a destination 415 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,260 because I know you like a road trip. 416 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,660 Yeah, but a cruise is different 417 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:29,620 because I'm killing, I think I'm gonna kill the cruise 418 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:33,780 because I don't know, I wanna kill, it depends. 419 00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,460 What kind of car am I in? 420 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,380 Who's driving? 421 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,860 I don't wanna drive. 422 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:40,780 If I'm being chauffeured, that's what's up. 423 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:43,780 You get chauffeured everywhere we go. 424 00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:46,340 That's the truth. 425 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,180 I know. 426 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,660 This is why I'm supposed to be, 427 00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:53,660 y'all need to hurry up and make me famous, okay? 428 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,500 So I can have a driver. 429 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,340 You need a driver? 430 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:56,780 Yeah, like driving Miss Daisy. 431 00:14:56,780 --> 00:15:01,580 Yeah, so, but I do like a road, 432 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,940 I think I'm gonna kill the road trip though. 433 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:03,780 Actually, you know what? 434 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:04,600 I'm killing the cruise. 435 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,140 Oh my God, make up your mind woman. 436 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,180 Cruises are too expensive. 437 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:11,860 They make it seem like it's super cheap 438 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:14,100 and then you get on there and you can't have anything 439 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,620 and their drinks taste like skeetle juice. 440 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:21,620 And it's like. 441 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,300 Don't y'all have a friend named that? 442 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,860 Do we have a friend named skeetle juice? 443 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:26,700 From college. 444 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,820 I don't know if we named anybody skeetle juice. 445 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:33,700 We talked about, maybe Jessica calls him skeetle juice. 446 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:34,540 One of the people. 447 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,460 Do you know what I'm talking about? 448 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,100 I know, that's why I said that, 449 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,380 is cause it's skeetle juice 450 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,500 but I don't think it's somebody's name. 451 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,860 I don't know, we'll have to ask Jessica 452 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:43,740 if we named somebody that. 453 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,580 I think that we just. 454 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,060 I can tell you who it is. 455 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:47,100 Is it the blonde dude? 456 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:47,940 Yeah. 457 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,420 Yeah, really tall guy. 458 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,260 Yeah. 459 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:51,380 Kinda like dopey. 460 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,220 Yeah. 461 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,060 Oh yeah. 462 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,420 He's hilarious. 463 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,260 I wanna know, I did not know him in college. 464 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,700 I met him because we worked together. 465 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,540 Where? 466 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,020 At Success EHS. 467 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:04,020 Oh, interesting. 468 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:04,860 Yeah. 469 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,700 I didn't know he ever had a job. 470 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:10,740 And he was like professional college student. 471 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:11,580 He was funny. 472 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,700 We were really good friends with him. 473 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:17,820 Anyways, so yeah, it's just, no, I'm not doing the cruise. 474 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:18,980 I would love to go on a cruise. 475 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:19,820 It sounds great. 476 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,740 But I'd like, if I was getting, 477 00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,820 like don't count me out of a trip 478 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:26,260 because I said I would kill the cruise. 479 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,260 This is a choice, you have to make a choice. 480 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:33,900 So killing the cruise, marrying the flying to Cancun 481 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:34,740 or to anywhere. 482 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,540 And then what was the other one? 483 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,580 Kill, kill, I already killed. 484 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,420 Mary. 485 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,240 No. 486 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,080 Fuck. 487 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:42,920 Yes. 488 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,740 The drive. 489 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,580 Oh my God. 490 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,500 What about you? 491 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,700 That was a damn chore. 492 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,780 It was. 493 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:51,900 What's a hard one? 494 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:56,740 I am killing the road trip. 495 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:02,700 I think it's because I have been either the designated 496 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,740 or volunteered driver for a lot. 497 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:08,580 Volunteered. 498 00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:09,580 Yeah. 499 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,380 I think you're, yeah, volunteered. 500 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,780 Volunteered, volunteered. 501 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,020 I do. 502 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,980 But I hate it once I'm doing it. 503 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,580 I know I used to love driving 504 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,220 and I like to have my car there. 505 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:21,880 But no, I need to have a boyfriend 506 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,300 that drives my car. 507 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,100 Well, I let Brandon do that sometimes for sure. 508 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:30,020 But I think I'm gonna kill it though, 509 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,980 because like I definitely, I don't know. 510 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:34,060 I mean, I drove to Cleveland and back by myself 511 00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:37,140 before went to New York from Cleveland. 512 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,340 You know, when I was living up there to go visit my mom. 513 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,180 But it's so much better when you don't have to drive. 514 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,020 Oh, for sure. 515 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,300 You can lay in the back seat and go to sleep. 516 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,260 Yeah. 517 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:47,860 Yeah, but I mean, I was by myself or with a dog, you know? 518 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,160 So I think I'm gonna kill that 519 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,680 because it's just not my vibe. 520 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,940 I would rather get on an airplane. 521 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,340 So I'm gonna marry an airplane 522 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,980 and I guess I'm fucking a cruise. 523 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,060 I've never been on one. 524 00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:00,780 So might as well do it once, you know, bucket list. 525 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,960 I would love to get an RV or several RVs. 526 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,380 Like those rental RV things 527 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,980 that you can get at like the Grand Canyon 528 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,140 and get all our friends 529 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:12,660 and like have like three people in each RV, four people. 530 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:13,900 We would kill each other. 531 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,780 No, we wouldn't because then we could switch RVs 532 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,340 if we needed to. 533 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:18,460 If we needed to. 534 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,060 Amazing. 535 00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,060 It would be so fun. 536 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,820 Like Rose has talked about doing this 537 00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:25,700 and like we could go cross country 538 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,240 and we'd have a bathroom. 539 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,340 Everybody could sleep. 540 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:30,820 I'm not driving the RV. 541 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,300 Look, we've got like DJ. 542 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,620 Who do you think is gonna drive an RV? 543 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:36,460 DJ and Brandon. 544 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,300 Whoa! 545 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,760 Oh, you should see your face. 546 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,980 Maybe not Brandon. 547 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:44,820 What about- 548 00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:46,060 I don't know, I don't know. 549 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,860 DJ and Erin. 550 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,700 Yeah. 551 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:52,020 Erin would be like, no, I'm not driving. 552 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:52,860 Yeah, he probably- 553 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:53,680 Make somebody else drive. 554 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,860 I think DJ would do it for us though. 555 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:56,900 He probably wouldn't want to, 556 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,780 but he would do it because he's nice. 557 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,600 I don't know. 558 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,700 Being in an RV, like, 559 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,240 and I used to do that with my grandparents. 560 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,500 Like we went every summer on a trip, 561 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,540 went to Dollywood a lot, 562 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,380 but we went to several different RV parks. 563 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,460 We went to RV parks in Perdido before 564 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,980 and like we had a great time. 565 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:16,500 But I think on a road trip like that, 566 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,500 depends on how many people are in the RV. 567 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,460 Cause if it's too many, 568 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,460 then people are sleeping in weird, uncomfortable places. 569 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,300 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 570 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,120 We don't have that many. 571 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,540 And I just feel like the smell at some point 572 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,820 of all the different people combined, 573 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,420 like it's just going to stink in there. 574 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,260 I don't know why. 575 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,100 Why would it stink? 576 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,580 Why are we like having bodily functions? 577 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:33,420 I don't know. 578 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,260 We're going to stop at gas station to poop. 579 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:37,060 Yeah, but if anybody shits in the thing, 580 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:37,900 it's going to stink the whole thing up. 581 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,020 Oh listen, let me tell you this story. 582 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,780 My friend, Caitlin, her, 583 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,180 she doesn't live in Birmingham anymore, 584 00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:46,340 but her dad, they had an RV 585 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,660 and her dad was at the gas station one time 586 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,860 and he accidentally like pulled the, 587 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:53,380 he was trying to dump stuff and it went, 588 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,220 he pulled it out of the thing somehow 589 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,260 and it like sprayed all over somebody else's RV. 590 00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,100 Gross. 591 00:19:59,100 --> 00:19:59,940 Gross. 592 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:00,780 Ew. 593 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:01,600 Ew. 594 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,440 Ew. 595 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,280 Ew. 596 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,120 Ew. 597 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,980 Oh God, it was hilarious when they told me that. 598 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,220 I was like, no way. 599 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,160 Disgusting. 600 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,000 Yeah, yeah. 601 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,140 No, see, no, but like you don't really need it 602 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:12,380 for the bathroom. 603 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:15,140 You can stop at a gas station or like a, 604 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,420 you know, whatever. 605 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,260 I don't know. 606 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,660 But the shower is nice. 607 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:20,820 I'm on, yeah, for sure. 608 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,220 But you're not going to use the shower 609 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,060 while you're driving. 610 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,580 It needs to be a nice, nice, nice RV. 611 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,980 Like not some piece of shit. 612 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,820 No. 613 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,660 Like I want to be able to turn around in the shower. 614 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:31,500 Who do you think I am? 615 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,580 I will have a driver. 616 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:36,860 Oh, we're hiring a driver as well. 617 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:41,420 This is going to be like the Ritz Carlton of RVs, 618 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,440 which really it'll probably be like the cheapest one 619 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,340 and I'll be like, I don't care. 620 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:47,460 Exactly. 621 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,340 Okay. 622 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,900 It'll, it would be fun. 623 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,100 You can be in a different one. 624 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:53,940 Than you? 625 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:54,760 Yeah. 626 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,420 I'm not looking to be in a different one from you. 627 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,260 Well, you said it was going to stink. 628 00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:58,380 I'm just apprehensive. 629 00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,460 I didn't say you were going to stink. 630 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:01,660 You and Brandon can get your own RV. 631 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,500 Hell no. 632 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,740 We'll kill each other. 633 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,580 Why? 634 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,860 You're about to get married to each other. 635 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,700 How are you going to be in an RV together? 636 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,820 Yeah, but it doesn't mean I got to be in an RV 637 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,260 with one of us driving. 638 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:12,380 Why would you kill each other? 639 00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,220 I don't know. 640 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:16,300 I feel like it would make me very, very anxious. 641 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,100 Well, that makes me sad. 642 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,940 Poor Brandon. 643 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:21,900 Poor Brandon. 644 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,380 No, I don't trust myself driving an RV. 645 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,300 Well, you wouldn't drive it. 646 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,620 Brandon would drive it. 647 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,420 That makes me a little nervous as well. 648 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:30,860 Well, then you have to drive it 649 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,100 or you have to get over yourself. 650 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,180 Take a Xanax. 651 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,700 Yeah, that's what I need. 652 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:37,100 Let me drive on a Xanax. 653 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:37,940 No. 654 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,780 That would be good. 655 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,940 Lord have mercy. 656 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:41,780 Okay. Yeah. 657 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,500 So you, did we finish your, did you, 658 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,980 we have, by the way, I apologize for in the past, 659 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:51,980 we've done some FMKs and I did not finish 660 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:54,140 or like Sarah did hers and then I didn't do mine 661 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,340 or I did mine and Sarah didn't do hers. 662 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,300 And then I listened back and I was like, okay. 663 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,620 It's because we are the tangent queens. 664 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,900 We talk a lot. 665 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,380 It's me usually. 666 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,860 Sarah will be like, fuck this, marry this, kill this. 667 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:06,860 And I'm like, wait, why? 668 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,860 Tell me why I need to know the reasons. 669 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:12,960 Okay. So today I honestly don't know 670 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,080 what we're talking about, 671 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,760 but I think we're talking about some 90s magazine stuff. 672 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,600 We are. 673 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:22,080 And this idea came to us from Melanie. 674 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,280 She sent me a link to some old magazine covers 675 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,400 and a few inside pages. 676 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,960 It won't show the whole magazine, 677 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,440 but it was just an archive. 678 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,080 And I'll see if I can tell you what the website is. 679 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:39,540 It was, it's called archive.org. 680 00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:43,600 And it's just a handful of magazines from 1999, 681 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,440 mostly is what I pulled this from. 682 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,460 So I just pulled some different topics for us to talk about 683 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:53,480 that are things that were listed on these magazine covers 684 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,320 or in the inside pages that they were willing to show. 685 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,320 So like crazy things from the 90s magazines 686 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,760 or just 90s magazines? 687 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,680 Well, it's different topics and things like that, 688 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,880 but these are the things that they were, 689 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,880 these are teen magazines, by the way. 690 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:11,880 So I pulled from teen magazine or hang on, let me see. 691 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,400 Yeah, teen magazine and 17 magazine. 692 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,160 And they're all from the late 90s. 693 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,720 So I just thought it would be fun to talk about, 694 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,840 I guess, how not PC the topics were. 695 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,440 Okay, so how not PC? 696 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,560 Okay, so I put some comments down here, 697 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:40,200 but I wanna get your take on things as well. 698 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,040 So the first one I saw was, 699 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,360 how far would you go to be popular? 700 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,160 So, there's like a whole article about it inside 701 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,280 and I couldn't get to the articles, 702 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,880 but I just pulled these things 703 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,680 because I feel like now it's like almost cooler 704 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,320 to be who you are as an individual than to conform. 705 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,840 So, how far would you go to be popular? 706 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,240 I don't have to go far. 707 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,080 I just am. 708 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,320 Oh my gosh, I just sounded just like my mom. 709 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,240 She's like, I must come, I must go. 710 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,240 How far would I get in the book? 711 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,880 I don't try to be popular. 712 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,400 If I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be, if I'm not, 713 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,400 then I really could care less. 714 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,520 I just like to be who I am. 715 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,360 Well, and even that back then. 716 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,960 It's probably easier for us to have opinions on this 717 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,320 because we're not like in high school. 718 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,720 And I think that, obviously this was teen magazine, 719 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,440 so that's what it's geared towards. 720 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:37,440 But I think it's less cool now to be like, 721 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,000 I don't know, the cheerleader or the jock than. 722 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,800 Well, I was, when I was in high school, 723 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,240 I still feel like I was the same. 724 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,480 I never really like, I wasn't, 725 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,440 I mean, I guess I wasn't not popular, 726 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,600 but I wasn't like the most popular kid in school. 727 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,040 I was a cheerleader. Yeah, same. 728 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,680 But I wasn't like, oh my gosh, I have to be a child. 729 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,480 Actually, I did feel that way because I really liked it. 730 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,800 I enjoyed it, but I wasn't like, I mean, I don't think I was. 731 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,400 Maybe my friends in high school thought I was same. 732 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,440 And I didn't think that I, 733 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:15,440 I don't feel like I needed that for some reason. 734 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,160 And I wouldn't have gone far to be popular. 735 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,000 No, God, no. 736 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,680 I just was what I was. Do you remember the show Popular? 737 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,800 No. What was it about? 738 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,040 I think it was on the CW. 739 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:31,520 It was about high school students that talked about 740 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,880 how far they would go to be popular. 741 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,520 Oh, yikes. I feel like nowadays- 742 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,600 It's not a docu-series. 743 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,160 It was like a scripted show. 744 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,960 So you say that you think nowadays it's more, 745 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:46,120 it's more accepted to not be the cheerleader or whatever, 746 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,840 but like it is, people are going so far 747 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,000 to be the person popular, like Instagram. 748 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:53,840 Yeah, that's fair. 749 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,400 They have all this social media nowadays. 750 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,760 It's like kind of crazy. 751 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,080 It's like worse than it was. 752 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,600 Oh, 100%. 753 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,600 I think it is way harder to be popular these days 754 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,160 and keep up. 755 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,760 But like when you say to be popular, 756 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,760 like I feel like popular has a different meaning. 757 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,240 Like when you're in high school, 758 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,040 you're like, oh, that's the popular kids. 759 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,600 Okay, but popular was like, 760 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,800 doesn't mean that they're actually popular 761 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,840 in like the definition of like the real definition. 762 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,600 Like if popular, doesn't it mean like, oh. 763 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,440 Well, like- 764 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,360 Everyone, yeah. 765 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,080 Like everyone knows who you are. 766 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:33,920 Right. 767 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,720 But just because, yeah, it doesn't mean that you're not, 768 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,560 you're like, I don't know, like- 769 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,400 I don't know. 770 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,200 I think it's, I think it was easier for us in a way. 771 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,920 And I think it's also easier for us to have an opinion 772 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,240 about something like this and we're not in the thick of it. 773 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,400 Yeah, so it's popular, the definition that comes up, 774 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,880 Oxford languages on Google is liked, admired, 775 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,400 or enjoyed by many people 776 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,640 or by a particular person or group, which- 777 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,480 Could mean many different things. 778 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,840 Yeah, and so like popular, like in high school, 779 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,120 I don't feel like, I feel like people hated everybody. 780 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,600 Like all the other, you know what I mean? 781 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,600 It's not like, just because you're like the- 782 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,880 I think it was much more clicky. 783 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:22,880 And you were, it was less acceptable to participate 784 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,600 in different things like play sports 785 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,720 and be in theater or something like that. 786 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,640 I did, I was a cheerleader and I did the theater 787 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,000 and I was in choir. 788 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,400 I was in a lot of weird things, weird things, not weird. 789 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,240 I was in a lot of things that weren't the same, 790 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,080 like different. 791 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:45,680 Well, and I think also, you know, the portrayal back then 792 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,560 was a very segregated perspective 793 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,960 of you either are a cheerleader or you are a jock 794 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:56,640 or you are a nerd or you know, you're an emo kid, whatever. 795 00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:01,040 And that's what was portrayed in all of our rom-com, 796 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,680 you know, high school movies. 797 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,400 Well, yeah, in the movies for sure. 798 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,400 Yeah. 799 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,280 Yeah. 800 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,600 All right, next. 801 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,760 And these quizzes, and I only wrote down 802 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,760 like one or two things, I think, but it had me laugh. 803 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,640 Will he break your heart? 804 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,240 Wait, what does that mean? 805 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,240 It was a quiz. 806 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,240 Oh, it was a quiz in the magazine. 807 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,040 And how misleading is that, first of all, 808 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:29,040 for anyone who thinks that a quiz can solve a problem 809 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:34,080 in their relationship or give you a firm answer 810 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,640 on like a possible crush, will he break your heart 811 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,040 or sway you into making a decision? 812 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,240 So I just Googled quiz, will he break your heart? 813 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,840 And like 100 things came up. 814 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,080 Like first thing is nerdtests.com. 815 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,240 Will he break your heart? 816 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,680 Do you want me to take it? 817 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,520 Yeah, you can. 818 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,520 I don't have anybody that would break it. 819 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,760 So we wanna take it for you. 820 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,760 When planning dates, he's dot dot dot, 821 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,160 up to do whatever I want to do. 822 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,200 Well, of course, for you, because if you didn't, 823 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,880 he would be like, wow, plans it by himself, 824 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,480 puts a lot of effort into them, 825 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,680 or he doesn't really care about what we do on our dates 826 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,160 as long as he's there. 827 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,360 Oh, as long as there's a make-out session involved. 828 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,880 Oh my God, A then. 829 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,040 Yes, A for sure. 830 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,560 I can just answer for Brandon. 831 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,200 Number two, he wants to hang with you tonight, 832 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,740 but you already have plans with your girlfriend. 833 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:27,840 How does he react? 834 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,760 I don't know this one. 835 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,540 He's upset, but understands that I already have plans. 836 00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:33,060 He doesn't care really. 837 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:35,060 In fact, it doesn't bother him at all, 838 00:29:35,060 --> 00:29:36,680 or he's furious with me. 839 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:39,700 I mean, I feel like we have to go with the first one, 840 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,920 but like we basically live together. 841 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,100 So like he knows, it's not, we're not in like the dating, 842 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:46,760 we don't see each other every day. 843 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,360 But he's like, oh man. 844 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:49,440 Yeah. Okay, gotcha. 845 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,240 Like when I told him, I was like, 846 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,160 I don't know if we're recording tonight or not, 847 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,080 I'll let you know or whatever. 848 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,760 Like I'm sure that he got excited at the prospect 849 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,080 that I was gonna be free tonight instead of. 850 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,800 Brandon, find something else to do, dude. 851 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,080 He is. Hang out with Jolene. 852 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,480 He and Jolene are watching a movie right now, 853 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,640 and he said, I'm gonna watch this 854 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,880 cause you don't want to. 855 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,800 Cause we had to have- What movie is it? 856 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,880 Extraction Three, I think. 857 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,920 I have no idea. Me either. 858 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,760 Don't care. 859 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,440 All right. Flash forward 10 years from now, 860 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,120 what do you see your life like? 861 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,960 We're married, maybe with a few kids. 862 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,480 He has a lot of commitment issues. 863 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,980 So, dot, dot, dot, 10 years, question mark. 864 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:25,560 I can barely look past 10 days. 865 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,160 I mean, I feel that way, but that's just because- 866 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,000 Well, I mean, it has to be A, but without the children- 867 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,240 But there's more, there's more. 868 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:32,320 Oh shit, shit, shit. I know. 869 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,560 We're both not ready to think about stuff like that, 870 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,680 or we won't be together that long. 871 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,520 Oh, well it's still A, just without the kids. 872 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,600 Without the kids. Yeah. 873 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,920 Which word best describes him? 874 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,040 Caring, brave, daring, shy, or attractive? 875 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,680 A. 876 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,520 Caring. 877 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,920 Which booby- 878 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,760 Oh, which booby- 879 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,600 What? 880 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,960 Which booby best describes your- 881 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,920 Which movie? 882 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,520 And I did this accidentally. 883 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,880 I did, I think that I might be dyslexic. 884 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Dyslexic. 885 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,880 Which movie is what it was supposed to say? 886 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,240 Which movie best describes your relationship? 887 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,600 But I said, which booby best rescribes- 888 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,920 I have no idea. 889 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,720 Describes your relationship. 890 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,000 I have no idea. 891 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,560 Okay, so the notebook, 892 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,840 it's like we're made for each other. 893 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,560 Twilight, I know I shouldn't love him, but I do. 894 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,360 Cinderella, he makes me feel like I am worth something. 895 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,320 Or Tangled, we didn't see each other coming. 896 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,440 I'm going with C or D. 897 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,280 I think it should be B. 898 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,120 Why? 899 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:32,320 Because I like Twilight. 900 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,160 I don't know- 901 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,800 I like Twilight too, but not the meaning behind the answer. 902 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,240 I've never seen Tangled, and he- 903 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,560 Oh, I didn't read the second part. 904 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,960 I know I shouldn't love him, but I do. 905 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:44,800 Sorry, my bad. 906 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:45,640 Okay. 907 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:50,200 You saw Twilight and kept it moving, 908 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,760 even though the rest of the words came out of your mouth. 909 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,040 Well, notebook is sad. 910 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,560 Cinderella is like, I don't know. 911 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,440 And then Tangled, I don't think I've ever seen Tangled. 912 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,200 Okay, how long have you been dating? 913 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,880 One year or more, less than a few weeks, a few months, 914 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,600 I think one to 10 months. 915 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,440 One to 10? 916 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,280 Yeah. 917 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,280 Another guy is hitting on you. 918 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,240 Your guy gets defensive, hits him literally, 919 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,920 doesn't do much. 920 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,240 He's not like that. 921 00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,720 He probably wouldn't have seen it. 922 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,680 We're not together that often. 923 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,720 That's not it. 924 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,480 Which one? 925 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,640 This is a good one to know. 926 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,800 He gets defensive. 927 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,320 I bet, I think he gets defensive. 928 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,440 Oh, that was an option? 929 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,280 Yeah, the first one. 930 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,120 Sorry, gets defensive. 931 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:28,960 Yeah. 932 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,800 Or hits him literally is the next one. 933 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,720 No, no, no. 934 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,000 Sorry, I'm trying to do it fast, so it's like real quick. 935 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,960 It's okay. 936 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,120 Describe your elation. 937 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,640 I'm gonna slow down. 938 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,920 Describe your relationship in one word. 939 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,760 Okay. 940 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,920 Passionate, slow, perfect, one word, question mark. 941 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,440 That's hard. 942 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,920 One word, question mark, yeah. 943 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,160 Okay. 944 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,200 When's the last time you spoke to him? 945 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,640 Two seconds ago via text. 946 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,840 I'm already answering it. 947 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,680 Like, I have it though. 948 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,320 Okay, but that's literally like how it should. 949 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,160 Close enough. 950 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,240 Okay, so it's either yesterday, two seconds ago via text, 951 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,560 last week at school slash work, 952 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,760 or a phone call a few nights ago. 953 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,600 Oh, okay, yeah. 954 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,600 Yeah, two seconds ago. 955 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,640 While taking this quiz, what's going through your mind? 956 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,360 I have a pretty darn good relationship actually. 957 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:21,360 I really wonder what my results are. 958 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,000 I'm starting to question this relationship. 959 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,520 I don't know anymore. 960 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,440 A. 961 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,080 Oh, I was thinking B. 962 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,640 I really wonder what my results are, but that was me. 963 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,520 Well, yeah, I mean, I wonder that too, but like. 964 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,840 All right, results are in. 965 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,000 Hold on. 966 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:37,840 Where's it going? 967 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:39,960 Test scores. 968 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,360 He seems to be okay, but be on the lookout. 969 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,840 What? 970 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,440 How is that even possible? 971 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,720 Okay, here's a percentage score. 972 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,480 Percentage he will break your heart, 21%. 973 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,960 What did we answer that he would break? 974 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,800 That's hilarious. 975 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,640 Okay, yeah, I liked that. 976 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,760 Okay, we should rate this test stinks, number one. 977 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,600 Yeah, but anyways, you see my point though. 978 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,320 The results of that test are stupid. 979 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,600 Ridiculous, yeah. 980 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,000 So speaking of ridiculous, 981 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,680 remember Maybelline Express Finish Nail Polish? 982 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,560 It says it's supposed to dry in one minute. 983 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,720 They still have that. 984 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,560 Well, they do. 985 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,400 And I bought it the other day. 986 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,240 And it's bullshit. 987 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,520 And remember when I came to Beer Olympics and I tried to. 988 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,360 Oh yeah. 989 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,360 And it was like goopy stuff everywhere. 990 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,560 It was terrible. 991 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,840 It was so bad. 992 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,560 Don't buy it. 993 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,680 Like you cannot buy anything other than OPI 994 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,000 or like SE or whatever. 995 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:34,840 Yeah. 996 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,240 And maybe like one other brand. 997 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,320 China Glaze. 998 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,160 What? 999 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,980 No, I don't like that. 1000 00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:39,820 That's the worst. 1001 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:40,660 I hate that stuff. 1002 00:34:40,660 --> 00:34:41,500 You like it? 1003 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,320 Ew. 1004 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,440 Is that what that is? 1005 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,920 No, this is OPI. 1006 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,440 I got my toes done yesterday. 1007 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,280 Okay. 1008 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,120 Why are you judging them? 1009 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,200 They were professionally done. 1010 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,520 I'm not judging them. 1011 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,080 I said, is that what that is? 1012 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:53,920 That's all I said? 1013 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:54,840 No judgment. 1014 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,200 Oh my gosh. 1015 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,040 Okay. 1016 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:57,880 OPI gel. 1017 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:58,720 OPI. 1018 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,680 OPI one can OPI. 1019 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,520 Okay. 1020 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,360 All right. 1021 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,600 No, that stuff sucks. 1022 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,440 Don't buy it. 1023 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,280 Oh my God. 1024 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,120 Sorry, Maybelline. 1025 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,860 It's not express finish. 1026 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:10,700 No, it's not. 1027 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:11,600 Definitely not. 1028 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,120 Okay. 1029 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120 There was one article that said, 1030 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,800 cool clothes you can afford $66 or less. 1031 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:18,760 I'm sorry. 1032 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,760 In 1999, a top that cost $66 was a lot for a teenager. 1033 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,680 First of all, cool clothes, 1034 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:31,240 you can afford $66 or less today is a lot for a top. 1035 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,080 Yeah. 1036 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,800 You can like, I would, 1037 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,560 the stuff that I got to buy was like TJ Maxx. 1038 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,320 And it was like on the clearance rack when I was in, 1039 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,880 not in college, in well that college too, in high school. 1040 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:47,400 My mom was like, nope, not spending that money on that. 1041 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,240 Oh, a hundred percent. 1042 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,680 Well, listen, I think my parents would, 1043 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,980 we'd go school shopping every year, 1044 00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:56,240 but I had a set number of dollars. 1045 00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:00,960 So if I wanted some, you know, $45 Abercrombie 1046 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,400 or American Eagle top or whatever. 1047 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,240 Yeah. 1048 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,080 Right. 1049 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,920 But the problem with that is that I would have, for me, 1050 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,820 is that I would have picked that $45 top 1051 00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:10,660 and then I would have been like, 1052 00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:11,680 I don't have any other clothes to wear. 1053 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,040 My mom would have been like, what the heck? 1054 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,640 And then I'd have to go buy more. 1055 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,320 When I was in high school 1056 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,140 and I was like making my own money or whatever, 1057 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:22,400 cause I, you know, had a job that if you ever visit 1058 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,220 Canton, New York, go to Josie's little pizzeria. 1059 00:36:25,220 --> 00:36:26,800 It's the greatest place in the whole entire world, 1060 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,360 best pizza you will ever have. 1061 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,240 But I spent my money on beer. 1062 00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:34,280 Same. And gas. 1063 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,360 I was a lifeguard. 1064 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,720 I also worked at Victoria's Secret at one point. 1065 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:41,240 And you know, you get paid like $7.25 an hour, 1066 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,960 or it might've been less than that back then 1067 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,960 for minimum wage or whatever it is. 1068 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,200 And I mean, I think I got paid more as a lifeguard. 1069 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,420 I think I got paid like $10 an hour or more than that 1070 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:50,600 when I was a head lifeguard. 1071 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:55,600 But like, yeah, I mean, that's all illegally bought beer. 1072 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,600 And we didn't go to anything. 1073 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,160 We bought beer and then maybe, oh, we would go to like, 1074 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,240 like after school, me and my friend Jodi, 1075 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,960 sorry Jodi, if your parents are listening, we would, 1076 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,320 well, it's my parents, we would steal the cars 1077 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,600 and we would go to Burger King and get chicken fries. 1078 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:17,840 When they make, remember the chicken fries? 1079 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:18,920 I don't know if they still have them. 1080 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,880 I think they bring it back every now and again. 1081 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,840 With their ranch dip, it was so good. 1082 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,680 Yeah. 1083 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,080 Oh my God. 1084 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:34,480 All right, the next one is how to be a guy magnet, 1085 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,560 which I thought this was funny because, you know, 1086 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,160 everybody's always focused on women 1087 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,720 being more desirable for men. 1088 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,880 They would still probably have that same thing in a magazine. 1089 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,720 I'm gonna look it up. 1090 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:50,720 I think it may not say how to be a guy magnet now 1091 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,440 or whatever, but it would be something about. 1092 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,160 It would be this YouTube video that I just found 1093 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,200 called how to be a man magnet. 1094 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,040 Oh shit. 1095 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,640 And it was, I don't know when it was posted, 1096 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,120 but if I click on it, I'm afraid it's gonna start playing. 1097 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,560 So. Yeah, it probably will. 1098 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,000 Yeah. 1099 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,240 But there is literally, here's one glamor, 1100 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,160 dating advice, how to be a man magnet. 1101 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,120 Yeah. From 2011 though. 1102 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,800 Oh, well still, I mean, I think that that will probably 1103 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,480 never go away because that is something that caters to women 1104 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,480 and that's what, you know, those magazines are catered for. 1105 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,560 Which I think is ridiculous. 1106 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,280 100%. 1107 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,720 Why don't we have how to be a chick magnet for dudes? 1108 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,000 You know, they're not putting that in GQ magazine 1109 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,200 or any of that shit and I don't know 1110 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,040 if they had any teen magazines for dudes. 1111 00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:35,880 Well, they're not. 1112 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,520 But why don't we talk about how to be a good dude? 1113 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,680 Like get a job, have a car, have a place to live. 1114 00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,040 Exactly. 1115 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,400 Like know how to do your own taxes. 1116 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,520 Right, so why don't we explain these things to men 1117 00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,160 so we can stop bitching about them? 1118 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,440 Which I'm not bitching about Brandon. 1119 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,600 Well, they want to explain it to us 1120 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,440 because they want us to do the work, honey. 1121 00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,440 Duh, and we do it because we believe they're stupid crap. 1122 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,560 We do do it. It's so bad. 1123 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,560 Okay, so I also, speaking of the man magazine stuff, 1124 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,680 I watched Secrets of Playboy. 1125 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,040 Have you watched it yet on Netflix? 1126 00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,480 Oh my gosh, it's so good. 1127 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,040 I don't remember, I watched one on Hulu, 1128 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,760 but I don't remember if I watched one on Netflix. 1129 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,880 And maybe it was on Hulu. 1130 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,120 I can't remember which one it was on. 1131 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,200 I have all the things. It was a docu-series. 1132 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,040 Yeah, it was like all the things 1133 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,200 and it had like all the old girlfriends. 1134 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,000 It had like Holly. 1135 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,440 Oh my gosh, that is the craziest thing. 1136 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,440 And it's basically, oh my gosh, I can't, I can't with that. 1137 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,160 We will get into that later, at a later date. 1138 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,000 But yeah, man. 1139 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,760 No, I would love to talk about that. 1140 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:43,600 Yeah. 1141 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,440 I actually told my parents this the other night 1142 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,560 and I can't remember why. 1143 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,120 Oh, I know we were talking about it 1144 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:51,440 because my sister was just in Chicago 1145 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,360 and a place that they went or whatever had, 1146 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,800 and I don't even know if it still exists, 1147 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,160 but the Playboy Club. 1148 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,280 And so we were talking about that. 1149 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,960 And I remember the night that Hugh Hefner died 1150 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,640 because I was laying in the bed and something told me, 1151 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,400 like I was laying there and I was like, 1152 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,000 Hugh Hefner's dead. 1153 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,120 And like 30 minutes later, I got an E-news notification. 1154 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,960 That's weird. 1155 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,880 I know, and I've never done that before. 1156 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,960 I've never done it since. 1157 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,560 Don't remember if I, I don't think I've ever done it before. 1158 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,760 It was the weirdest thing. 1159 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,240 Were you listening to some like, 1160 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,640 was some radio or something on? 1161 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,880 Because let me tell you what happened to me this morning. 1162 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,720 What? 1163 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,880 This morning, Howard Stern, I actually don't even know 1164 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,360 if this was like actually today that happened, 1165 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,040 but Kelly Clarkson was on, yeah, 1166 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,800 on Howard Stern this morning. 1167 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,360 And I'm listening to it, but I'm like half asleep, okay? 1168 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,960 And I was having dreams that I was hanging out 1169 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,280 with Kelly Clarkson. 1170 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,720 And then some, this is so weird. 1171 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,360 I had, cause you know, I chipped my tooth over the weekend. 1172 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,200 No. 1173 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,240 Oh my God, I haven't told you about that. 1174 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,640 Okay, I'll tell you that soon. 1175 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,480 Oh my God. 1176 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,240 I chipped my tooth on a Ring Pop. 1177 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:55,280 Okay. 1178 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,520 But over, so while I was asleep, 1179 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,680 I was having this dream that I was hanging out 1180 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,440 with Kelly Clarkson and I was chewing gum 1181 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,120 and the gum wasn't, it was getting stuck to all of my teeth. 1182 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,960 And when I was trying to pull the gum out of my teeth, 1183 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,800 the teeth were coming out with it. 1184 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,640 It was crazy. 1185 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,520 Have you Googled what losing your teeth in dreams means? 1186 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,360 Yeah, of course. 1187 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,360 Yeah, it's like really bad. 1188 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,960 That's obviously I am stressed out, okay. 1189 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,800 Yeah. 1190 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,360 Duh. 1191 00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:21,960 And it was like me pulling it out. 1192 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,320 So it's like, it's like not stressed from someone else. 1193 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,920 It's like me giving myself my own stress, apparently. 1194 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,800 I don't know, it's really bad. 1195 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,360 But also Kelly Clarkson was there and I was okay with it. 1196 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,960 I was, she had some like, oh my God, 1197 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,720 it was hilarious in this dream. 1198 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,680 She had these shoes and she was like showing us her shoes. 1199 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,000 I don't know who I was with. 1200 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,320 And it was like a size like 15. 1201 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,160 Oh my God. 1202 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,920 And I was like, I looked at him and I was like, 1203 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,080 your size 15 shoe? 1204 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,280 And she's like, she was like, just like real chill. 1205 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,600 Like, yeah girl, like. 1206 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:52,440 Yeah. 1207 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,320 It was like, I was like dang. 1208 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:56,120 She's like five two or something. 1209 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,240 Yeah, do you wanna know what a size 15 in women's would be? 1210 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:02,400 It'd be like a size 18 in men. 1211 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,160 It was the weirdest dream. 1212 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,000 I have weird dreams, y'all. 1213 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,840 I don't know. 1214 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,680 Oh my God. 1215 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,440 But it was because she was talking to like Howard Stern 1216 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,640 in the background and that's like why she like. 1217 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,120 No, there was nothing playing that night. 1218 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,960 I don't know why. 1219 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,640 It was the only time that that's ever happened to me 1220 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,480 that I recall. 1221 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:27,480 And it was, it was creepy when it happened, but all right. 1222 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,840 All right, moving along. 1223 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,680 The next one I saw was bathing suits 1224 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,920 that fit and flatter all figures. 1225 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,420 And then in parentheses, honest with an exclamation point. 1226 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:39,280 The fact that they had to include the honest 1227 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,080 means it probably doesn't apply at all. 1228 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,000 And of course back then they didn't have like the TA3 1229 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,680 or like any of these good ones that were like inclusive 1230 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,280 of size. No, but they also didn't put like 1231 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,800 a quote unquote plus size woman in one of those magazines 1232 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,160 is probably a size eight. 1233 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,240 I don't think, it probably is four. 1234 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,120 Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. 1235 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,040 Like, you know that there is no way that Ashley Graham 1236 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,680 is showing up in one of those magazines in the nineties. 1237 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,040 Oh my gosh, we should look to see if there were any 1238 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,800 and what they, what size they were. 1239 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,900 Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. 1240 00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:13,480 I would like to know that. 1241 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,720 Yep. All right. 1242 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,280 They all looks like they like came from the Holocaust 1243 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,880 or something. I mean, that's terrible, 1244 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,840 but like a legit like, yeah. 1245 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:21,940 Very, very skinny. 1246 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,920 So then I've got two quizzes that I want to save for last, 1247 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:30,360 but then I saw one that had, you're obsessed. 1248 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,640 He's oblivious, how to get over him. 1249 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,640 And on the same cover, it said quiz, is he crushing back? 1250 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,480 I'm like, what the hell? 1251 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,800 You're like how to get over him, 1252 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,040 but is he crushing back in the same cover? 1253 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,760 Because you have to have a man at all times. 1254 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,520 I know. Or you are not fulfilled. 1255 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,880 You just cannot function. 1256 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,240 You have to have children, you have to have a man. 1257 00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,800 You're not allowed to have a job or you're not fulfilled. 1258 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,880 Yeah. 1259 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,400 It just made me laugh because I was trying to read 1260 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,680 like all the different topics that they had 1261 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:04,520 because I knew I couldn't get to the articles. 1262 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,300 And when I saw both of those, I was like, 1263 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,720 you've got to be kidding me. 1264 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,480 They're going to tell you, you don't need him, 1265 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,240 but then is he crushing on you at the same time? 1266 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,080 So I don't know. 1267 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,800 Okay. So you're obsessed and he's oblivious. 1268 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,480 Okay. So he's oblivious to you being obsessed with him. 1269 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,360 Yeah. I would assume that's one of those situations 1270 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,880 where like you've got a best guy friend or whatever, 1271 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,600 and you're obsessed with him. 1272 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,360 And he just totally doesn't know. 1273 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:30,200 So you have to teach yourself how to get over him 1274 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,440 instead of telling him your real feelings. 1275 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,300 You should probably not tell him your real feelings 1276 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,440 if you still want to be friends with him 1277 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,840 because in my opinion. 1278 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,680 Yeah. No, I mean, I think that's fair. 1279 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,480 Unless you know it's somebody that you're good enough 1280 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,760 friends with to where you can say it, 1281 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,700 if it's not reciprocated, 1282 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,040 then you have to be prepared to move on 1283 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,600 and like act normal again. 1284 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,080 Right. Right. 1285 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,840 Which is I think the hardest part. 1286 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,660 Right. 1287 00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:55,480 All right. So the last two are quizzes. 1288 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,800 75 reasons why life without a boyfriend rules, 1289 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,480 except there's also a quiz for decide if it's a fling 1290 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,360 or the real thing. 1291 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,200 So that's really interesting that they have that 75 reasons 1292 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,600 why life without a boyfriend rules. 1293 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,440 Do you have that? 1294 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,260 I want to look that up. 1295 00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:12,600 No, I couldn't get to it. 1296 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,480 Because that, I want to know what those reasons are. 1297 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:16,320 Yeah. 1298 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,960 Because that's interesting in the nineties, 1299 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,320 because you would think that they would be saying like, 1300 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,160 let me see if I can find the cover. 1301 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,240 You have to have a boyfriend. 1302 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,080 All right. 1303 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:27,120 So it was 17 magazine, February, 1998, 1304 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,480 the 75 reasons why life without a boyfriend rules. 1305 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,880 And on the cover of it was, 1306 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,000 y'all she's my least favorite actress of all time. 1307 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,840 Who is it? 1308 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,500 Sarah Michelle Geller. 1309 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,340 Oh yeah. 1310 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:41,520 I think I've just got mad at her 1311 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,920 because she married Freddie Prince Jr. 1312 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,240 and I had the biggest crush on him. 1313 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:48,040 So I liked her in, what was she in? 1314 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:48,860 Buffy. 1315 00:45:48,860 --> 00:45:51,080 Yeah. Did not really, wasn't a big, huge fan 1316 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,520 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but wasn't she in- 1317 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,000 Is it a movie or a show? 1318 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,820 It was movies. 1319 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:57,660 It was like, nice cringes. 1320 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:58,500 Curl Intentions. 1321 00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,820 Well, I liked Curl Intentions, 1322 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:02,160 but wasn't she in like one of those scary movies? 1323 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,440 Like I Know What You Did Last Summer or something? 1324 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,280 It was, and I know what you did last summer, 1325 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,240 that was Jennifer Love Hewitt. 1326 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:11,600 It was, it was, she was in I Know What You Did 1327 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,440 Last Summer too. Oh, was she? 1328 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,840 Yeah. Oh. 1329 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,360 Yeah, and she was in Scream too. 1330 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,680 Okay, fair, fair. 1331 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,600 And apparently this is what Google says. 1332 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,440 Yeah. 1333 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,440 Yeah, she was in a lot of those movies back then. 1334 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,560 She was in Scooby Doo, remember that? 1335 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,880 That was in 2002. 1336 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,840 I feel like my favorite actresses from that time 1337 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,640 were like Alicia Silverstone, Drew Barrymore. 1338 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,760 Oh, I did love her. 1339 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,800 Not a huge Natalie Portman fan. 1340 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,240 Oh, I love Natalie Portman. 1341 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,400 I wasn't back then, I like her now. 1342 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,880 Well, somebody told, so this was a long time ago when I, 1343 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,080 this was, these were the days when I was like starving 1344 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,200 myself and I also had short hair. 1345 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,080 Somebody, I worked at this restaurant, 1346 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,000 worked at Zoe's Kitchen and somebody came into the 1347 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,720 restaurant and told me that he was like, 1348 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,240 how many people tell you that you look like, 1349 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,880 just like Natalie Portman? 1350 00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,360 And I was like, this is the best day of my life. 1351 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,200 Was that right up there with you, 1352 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,200 you have nice eyebrows compliment. 1353 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,760 That was better than the nice eyebrows. 1354 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,520 I was like, and I like, the whole day I was like cheese in 1355 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,600 and I told this guy that worked with me, I was like, 1356 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,120 oh my gosh, this guy just told me I look like Natalie 1357 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,480 Portman, do I look like Natalie Portman? 1358 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,600 And I was like obsessed with it. 1359 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,520 He was like, I mean, kind of, I guess. 1360 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,560 And I was like, yeah, no, I don't. 1361 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,560 I might have back then, 1362 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,080 cause I was a lot like skinnier looking in my face, 1363 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,920 would might have like more like, 1364 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:29,880 cause she's tiny. 1365 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,760 Yeah, more definition. 1366 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,960 She bones. 1367 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,800 And we had, I think I have, I have a mole 1368 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,600 and she has a mole, right? 1369 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,440 Doesn't she? 1370 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,760 I don't know, but I have a mole too. 1371 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,840 Yeah, no, she doesn't have a mole or she got it removed. 1372 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,680 I thought she did. 1373 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,500 Yeah. 1374 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:46,720 And the last one I have is a little bit of a soapbox, 1375 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:49,000 kind of, not gonna be a long one, 1376 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,680 but there was a quiz on here that said, 1377 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,080 are you a good flirt? 1378 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,000 And my note was, why were we teaching teenagers 1379 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,420 how to flirt when sex education was shit in the nineties? 1380 00:47:59,420 --> 00:48:01,120 Was it bad in the nineties? 1381 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,920 I mean, what was, do you remember what your sex ed was like 1382 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,760 when you were in high school? 1383 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,600 And that was in the early 2000s. 1384 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,480 Well, so I was a cheerleader 1385 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,560 and my cheerleading coach was our health teacher. 1386 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,000 So I never literally went to health class. 1387 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,840 Okay. 1388 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:15,680 I was like out doing other things. 1389 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,000 So that is my point entirely. 1390 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,320 You didn't even show up to a health class 1391 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:25,220 to have to have a conversation about P's and V's, 1392 00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:27,360 penises and vaginas. 1393 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,400 But we wanna teach people how to flirt. 1394 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,760 Why are you giving me a blank stare? 1395 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,000 I'm just thinking about it because- 1396 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:37,120 Do you know what I mean? 1397 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,520 No, because it's a magazine, not a school. 1398 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,480 No, I get, yes, I understand what you're saying. 1399 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,320 I- 1400 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,800 But did you find any that said like, 1401 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,640 that had like sex education? 1402 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,440 No, I did not find the word sex 1403 00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,240 on any of the magazine covers. 1404 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,960 Interesting, okay. 1405 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,760 Did you find any like abstinence things? 1406 00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,600 No. 1407 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,420 Interesting. 1408 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,440 That's wild. 1409 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,500 Yeah. 1410 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:04,340 I mean, I just- 1411 00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:05,600 Do they have them now though? 1412 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,480 Is there even a teen magazine now? 1413 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,320 I don't know. 1414 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:10,920 I can't remember. 1415 00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,800 There was like Teen Vogue though, I know that. 1416 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,040 Teen Vogue, yeah. 1417 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,880 I don't know. 1418 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,240 It was comical to me though to know like, 1419 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,560 okay, we're sending these girls out into the world, 1420 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,080 teaching them how to flirt, quote unquote. 1421 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,720 But nobody was really educating folks back then 1422 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:30,080 that much anyways, unless it was individual parents. 1423 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,780 I mean, you had to have a permission slip 1424 00:49:31,780 --> 00:49:33,920 to even have sex ed. 1425 00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:34,760 Like it's crazy. 1426 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,600 Wait, what? 1427 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,420 You had to have a permission slip? 1428 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,260 Yeah. 1429 00:49:37,260 --> 00:49:38,080 Oh, I didn't. 1430 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,520 They did that in New York? 1431 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:41,840 They made you have a permission slip? 1432 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,440 You think that they would make you have to do that 1433 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,440 in Alabama, but I guess it's because there's too many 1434 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,760 teen pregnancies down here. 1435 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,600 I don't know. 1436 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,740 I'm pretty sure we got sex ed in fifth grade. 1437 00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:52,200 And then again, at some point through your high school 1438 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,160 career, you had to take health class. 1439 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,800 And so I think I took it as a sophomore. 1440 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,040 You got sex ed in fifth grade? 1441 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,480 Mm-hmm, yeah. 1442 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,440 But I mean, that was a whole sitting us in front of the TV 1443 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,240 with a old school cartoon type movie, like animated movie. 1444 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,080 Oh. 1445 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:09,900 Yeah. 1446 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:10,960 I don't remember any of that. 1447 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,160 I think we probably had it and I just, 1448 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,960 I got to skip class a lot. 1449 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,120 In fifth grade? 1450 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,480 Well, yeah, like in every grade, 1451 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,360 I was like the teacher's pet kind of person 1452 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,040 and they would have me run in errands. 1453 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,240 Of course you fucking were. 1454 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:28,680 Or like when I was- 1455 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,200 She's writing the list down of shit 1456 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,280 she knew from her teacher in third grade. 1457 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,120 That's how she got started with her career. 1458 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,600 This is why I'm so dumb nowadays 1459 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,440 because I miss all of my high school education 1460 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,280 because I was running errands. 1461 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,320 You have a master's degree, shut the hell up. 1462 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,160 Good God. 1463 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,920 I did, I did get like pulled, 1464 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,360 cause I was really good. 1465 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,020 Like I never did anything bad. 1466 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:53,120 And I was like, if they told me to go run an errand, 1467 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,000 I went and did it and I came back. 1468 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 And I wasn't like gonna like veer off. 1469 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,640 I mean, I didn't push my teacher's buttons in high school. 1470 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,480 Definitely not. 1471 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,480 They liked me and I was good and I got good grades 1472 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,320 and I was an athlete. 1473 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,320 And so I just kind of flew under the radar. 1474 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,360 Yeah, the only thing bad that I did that one time 1475 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:11,360 was when I got, it was, I think it was a senior, 1476 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,280 might've been a junior when I got in school. 1477 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,200 I think we talked about this, 1478 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,320 in school suspension for being late, 1479 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,800 but it was not my fault. 1480 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,600 It was my mom's fault for dropping me off. 1481 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,480 I thought we did. 1482 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,440 No. 1483 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,280 We didn't talk about it 1484 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,880 cause we were afraid that my mom would be mad. 1485 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,760 Okay, well we won't talk about it. 1486 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,000 But like anyway, so I got in school suspension 1487 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,840 and then like, so in order to go, 1488 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,520 like it wasn't, I didn't do anything bad. 1489 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,880 It was just like, you have so many tardies you can have 1490 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,360 through your whole high school career. 1491 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,560 And if you meet those, you have to go. 1492 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,520 And I'm like, why did I have to go 1493 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,880 when I couldn't even drive? 1494 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,200 It wasn't my fault. 1495 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,580 Like, so I had to go to in school suspension, 1496 00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:52,360 which is like the worst thing ever. 1497 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,200 And especially me, like a good kid. 1498 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,400 Well you're sitting in a room all day 1499 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,880 and you miss out on your classes. 1500 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,040 You don't even get to go to lunch. 1501 00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,080 Yeah, oh. 1502 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,640 No, they bring you your lunch. 1503 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,040 And if you don't bring money, 1504 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,720 you don't bring your lunch, you can't go to the, 1505 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,280 it's like they make you eat the nasty food. 1506 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,280 You don't get to pick what you get to eat. 1507 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,760 Yeah, it's like prison. 1508 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,760 And so it literally is. 1509 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,680 And so before, look, and you're in there 1510 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,680 with all the bad kids and they're all trying 1511 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,800 to do crazy stuff. 1512 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,640 And I'm like, I'm like, I have no friends in there. 1513 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,560 You're like the goody goody who like committed 1514 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,440 a white collar crime in prison with these criminals. 1515 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,880 F'd up a booty basically. 1516 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,880 Yeah, they're like, oh, look at you pretty girl. 1517 00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,640 Oh, you look pretty. 1518 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,480 Oh yeah. 1519 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:38,320 Oh my God. 1520 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:39,160 And I'm like. 1521 00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,160 What are you in for? 1522 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,160 Right, and I'm like. 1523 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,160 I was late once. 1524 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,280 I was late to school. 1525 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,960 Yeah, and so you have to go around before you go 1526 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:50,760 and you have to get all your teachers to sign the slip 1527 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,960 that says you got in school suspension or ISS or whatever. 1528 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,960 So I go around and I'm like so embarrassed, number one. 1529 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,400 And I get my coach, Coach Smith. 1530 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,680 I don't know if he's still alive. 1531 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,640 Hope he is, but God bless you, Coach Smith. 1532 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,840 This will never leave my brain my entire life. 1533 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,120 He announced to the entire classroom 1534 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,040 of all of my friends in AP economics. 1535 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,160 He's like, oh, no, it wasn't Coach Smith. 1536 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,440 It was Coach, Mr. Winton, it was Coach Winton. 1537 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,520 He's like, oh, Kraves is going to the big house. 1538 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,680 And I was like, oh my God. 1539 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,640 I'm standing up there and I almost, 1540 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,920 I morphed into the floor. 1541 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:30,760 I was like, this is the most. 1542 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,680 Well, because your friends know that you're at school 1543 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:34,360 and they know you got ISS. 1544 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,200 Yes. 1545 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,840 So then you just have to be embarrassed 1546 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,880 because they're like, where's Emily? 1547 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,160 And they're like, oh yeah, she's in ISS today. 1548 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,080 Yeah, I was like, oh my God, it was the worst. 1549 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:44,080 I was so embarrassed. 1550 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,240 How many times did that happen? 1551 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:46,640 Once, so that was the only time. 1552 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,200 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1553 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,200 No, one time, and it was because 1554 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,640 of previous year's tardies. 1555 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,280 No, I hear you. 1556 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,520 But I am just laughing because you made it seem 1557 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:02,480 for one second that it was like a recurrence. 1558 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,680 No, it only happened once. 1559 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,280 He's like, Kraves is going to the big house. 1560 00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,040 And it was just like very embarrassing. 1561 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,800 Oh my God, I'll never forget that. 1562 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,880 I was so embarrassed and everybody's like, what? 1563 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,120 She spent one day at ISS and she thinks 1564 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,520 that she'd make it in prison now. 1565 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,040 I would never do anything bad. 1566 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,720 And that was the one that I got, 1567 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,480 white collar crime and I get, 1568 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,400 have to get a free. 1569 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,880 Oh, and one time my phone got, 1570 00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,480 oh yeah, this happened one time. 1571 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,520 I forgot to turn my phone, my cell phone off. 1572 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,720 We were not allowed to have cell phones at all. 1573 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,600 And I forgot to turn it off and it went off in my phone, 1574 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,240 in my thing and they took it to the principal's office 1575 00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:36,400 and they kept my phone for like two weeks. 1576 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:37,240 Oh wow. 1577 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,160 Yeah, and then my parents had to go up there. 1578 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,960 And I was like, you don't even pay for this. 1579 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,400 Like, yeah, like we pay for the bill and like, you don't, 1580 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,160 you can't keep somebody's property. 1581 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,160 I mean, I remember Melanie at one point getting 1582 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,000 like a shoe rack for the back of her door 1583 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,200 and she would make the kids put their cell phones in there 1584 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:55,160 when they came into the classroom or whatever. 1585 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,800 And this was after COVID because they were just 1586 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,280 bad ass children after that. 1587 00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,120 Like so bad. 1588 00:54:59,120 --> 00:54:59,960 Are they allowed to have their phones? 1589 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:02,560 Well, no, I mean, they're not supposed to, 1590 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,840 but all of them got their phones 1591 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,600 and then they all try to get on the, you know, 1592 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,680 wifi and then they can't do anything for class. 1593 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,680 And also they're just, you know, 1594 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,080 fucking around on their phones or whatever. 1595 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,680 And she started making them, 1596 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,800 put them in the little shoe rack. 1597 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,640 I thought it was a great idea. 1598 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:15,640 That is a good idea. 1599 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,080 Yeah. 1600 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,120 I would probably be like, I lost my phone. 1601 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,040 Or I didn't bring it today. 1602 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,960 My mom doesn't let me have one. 1603 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,320 Yeah, exactly. 1604 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,480 Yeah, no, that's- 1605 00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,520 That was a non-issue for me 1606 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,040 because I did not have a phone in high school. 1607 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,680 We were not allowed to have phones. 1608 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:30,800 But like, I think, you know, 1609 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,000 it was a day that I had to go to like cheerleading 1610 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,480 and somebody else was picking me up 1611 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,720 and we were going out of town for like a, 1612 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,040 like a football game or something. 1613 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:42,080 And so we were either riding the bus or like, 1614 00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,640 and I was not going home 1615 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,720 and my parents weren't gonna be there 1616 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,880 and I was getting a ride back, something like that. 1617 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,600 So that's why I had my phone in my, 1618 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:50,720 well, I usually probably had my, 1619 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,040 I probably had my phone in my backpack the whole time 1620 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,360 or I left it in the car. 1621 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,040 But I had it in there and I forgot to turn it off. 1622 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,360 And I'm pretty sure it was my mom that called me too. 1623 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,200 Freaking saucy. 1624 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,760 Yeah, like seriously. 1625 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,160 And then my parents were just like, you know, 1626 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,280 of course they don't really care 1627 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,720 because it's not their phone, you know. 1628 00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,760 But this was back in the day. 1629 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,400 And you know, that was when I had a Nokia 1630 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,160 when you get to play Snake on it. 1631 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,880 And it's like, oh my gosh, it's so messed up. 1632 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,960 That was so funny. 1633 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:18,800 Yeah. 1634 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:19,640 Good Lord. 1635 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,800 Yeah, so it was, it was, 1636 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,040 I'm trying to think of anything else. 1637 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,400 Did you do anything bad in high school 1638 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,480 that like you got in trouble for in high school, 1639 00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:28,960 not like outside of school? 1640 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,720 No. 1641 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,860 No. 1642 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:33,880 I mean, I did. 1643 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,720 I guess I'm- 1644 00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:36,840 No, I'm like, oh, you sure? 1645 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,400 No, I got, I did get in trouble one time 1646 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,060 and it was guilt by association. 1647 00:56:43,060 --> 00:56:45,920 I was at a party and a kid that had graduated 1648 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,040 the year before ended up dying in a car accident. 1649 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,920 So the whole party situation got like really blown up. 1650 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,680 Wait, but this was outside of school, not with school. 1651 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:58,000 I got in trouble with athletics for being at the party. 1652 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,320 I was suspended for 20% of my basketball games. 1653 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,400 Wait, you're not allowed to go to a party 1654 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,160 if you're an athlete? 1655 00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,400 Cause I was drinking there. 1656 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,280 They could, that's weird. 1657 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,720 We couldn't even show up where there was alcohol. 1658 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,480 Interesting. 1659 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:11,480 I had to sit out for two basketball games. 1660 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,440 Nobody told us that. 1661 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:16,240 And if we had, nobody would have been able to play. 1662 00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:17,060 Oh, I know. 1663 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:20,480 I mean, it was, yeah, it was a wild situation. 1664 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,160 There would have been like two cheerleaders 1665 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,000 and I know who they are. 1666 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:24,840 It would have been Morgan. 1667 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,680 Well, maybe not. 1668 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,760 I was going to say Morgan. 1669 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,840 Why are you giving full government names? 1670 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,040 Damn. 1671 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,440 She doesn't go by that name anymore. 1672 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,280 She got married. 1673 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,480 You throw all these people all the way under the bus. 1674 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,020 I'm just saying that she would be the one 1675 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:38,400 that wouldn't be the one drinking. 1676 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,240 Oh. 1677 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,060 That's what I'm saying. 1678 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:40,900 Okay. 1679 00:57:40,900 --> 00:57:42,680 She would be the only cheerleader left. 1680 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:44,120 She was a head cheerleader at one point. 1681 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,280 So her and like maybe Jana, 1682 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,080 which was our cheerleading coach's daughter. 1683 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,920 Yeah. 1684 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,280 No, I never got in trouble in school. 1685 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,720 I don't, I never went to ISS. 1686 00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:57,560 Not one time. 1687 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,320 I've never had detention. 1688 00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:01,720 I don't know if I ever got detention. 1689 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,680 Oh, I probably got detention before I went to ISS 1690 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,880 because of the tardies. 1691 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,240 I think I did have to do that. 1692 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,480 No, I didn't ever have detention. 1693 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:11,640 Yeah. 1694 00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:14,480 But I also like rode the bus until I got a car. 1695 00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:17,000 But it wasn't that bad. 1696 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:17,960 Cause like I was an athlete. 1697 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,120 So I stayed after school for practice most of the time 1698 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,680 anyway, so I just had to ride the bus there. 1699 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:24,480 And we were the very last stop for the bus. 1700 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,320 So like there are kids that had been on there for, 1701 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,840 you know, 20, 30 minutes or whatever. 1702 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,680 And we were the last one. 1703 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,920 We went straight to school after they picked us up. 1704 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,160 Oh, so you were the bus to school? 1705 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,840 Till I got a car. 1706 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,680 We don't have buses in Decatur, Alabama. 1707 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:39,920 My mom had to drive us to school 1708 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,280 and that's why I was always late. 1709 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,400 Well, we have kids that lived like out in the country 1710 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,960 and stuff, so they had to pick kids up. 1711 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,360 Well, I lived out pretty much out in the country, 1712 00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,120 like 25 minutes, I mean, 20 minutes away, 1713 00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,520 15 if you're doing good. 1714 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,440 And look, I had to do, I did my makeup in the car. 1715 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,520 I only had one side mirror 1716 00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,040 because the other side mirror did not, okay. 1717 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,880 The side mirror did not come with the car. 1718 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,440 It wasn't knocked off. 1719 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,760 It legit like back in the day, 1720 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,040 it was a 1992 Honda Civic. 1721 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,560 And it does not have a- How are you supposed to see anything? 1722 00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,000 You look out the, listen, I know how, 1723 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,120 I can drive real good, girl. 1724 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:20,000 I have driven some jankity, jank cars 1725 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,720 that break down every five seconds. 1726 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,480 I know how to rig it up to where- That is hilarious. 1727 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,160 Look, like having a car that works 1728 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,760 is like a very big luxury. 1729 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,200 That's why I need a driver 1730 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,280 because I've been having to deal with these problems 1731 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,040 my entire life. Oh, man. 1732 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,920 Oh, God. You're not. 1733 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,440 I know, but you know what? 1734 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:40,960 Life lessons, and that's what my mom said. 1735 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:42,160 It gives you a character. 1736 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:43,000 Oh my gosh. 1737 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,360 And I'm like, yeah, okay, thanks. 1738 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,160 Well, we both have a lot of character then. 1739 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:49,720 When I first moved back to Birmingham, 1740 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:53,800 it was in January of 2008 and I didn't have my car here. 1741 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,720 So my car stayed in New York. 1742 00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:59,520 My sister drove it for the next year. 1743 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:00,880 What kind of car was it? 1744 01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,840 In New York, it was a Grand Am. 1745 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,160 I don't even know what year it was. 1746 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,440 Was it old or was it like a new one? 1747 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,920 It was not new, no. 1748 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,360 I don't even know what a Grand Am is. 1749 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,760 It was a Navy blue Grand Am 1750 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:15,400 and I had manual roll down windows or whatever. 1751 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,240 So if I pulled up next to somebody- 1752 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,080 Oh, Grand Am. 1753 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,280 Yeah, if I pulled up next to somebody- 1754 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,480 That's fancy. 1755 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,000 At a light or whatever, 1756 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,400 and they would be like, roll your window down. 1757 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,440 I'd have to be like- 1758 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,240 But that's how all of them were, weren't they? 1759 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,480 No, I couldn't get over there to unroll it. 1760 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,320 Oh, me too. 1761 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,320 I had to do it too. 1762 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,400 No, I'm saying I couldn't. 1763 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,960 So I had to just tell them like, 1764 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:35,800 Oh, yeah. 1765 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,160 Sorry. 1766 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,800 Oh, I would reach over and do it. 1767 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:41,440 Well, I couldn't reach over. 1768 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:42,880 I don't know, it was too wide or some shit. 1769 01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,920 I couldn't do it. 1770 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,680 But when I moved back here, I downgraded 1771 01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,320 because I drove my step-moms. 1772 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:52,040 This was in 2008. 1773 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:56,920 I drove my step-moms, 1991 Honda Accord. 1774 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,440 It had a sunroof, but the radio didn't work. 1775 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,600 The air conditioning didn't work 1776 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,160 and it had automatic seat belts. 1777 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,280 We called it the POS. 1778 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,400 The ones that come from the door. 1779 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,240 Yes. 1780 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:07,720 Oh, those were the best. 1781 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,160 You don't even have to buckle up. 1782 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,360 No. 1783 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,960 It's like you start the car and it's like. 1784 01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:12,800 Yeah. 1785 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,640 Yeah. 1786 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,960 We called it the POS Honda. 1787 01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:18,520 Do they still make those? 1788 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,800 I don't, well, it worked. 1789 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:20,840 With the seat belts? 1790 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:22,480 I don't, I don't think so. 1791 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,960 I don't think so, but it was hysterical 1792 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,840 because one time. 1793 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,000 I love that. 1794 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,840 Those are awesome. 1795 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,960 So I was like sweating my ass off, 1796 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,720 just waiting for, you know, 1797 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,800 Jerry to be done with school or whatever. 1798 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,600 So my car could come down here and it was crazy. 1799 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,680 And we, one time we went, 1800 01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,480 me and Jessica and our friend Tanner 1801 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:51,480 and our friend Sarah and I can't remember maybe, 1802 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,680 I can't remember who the other person was, 1803 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,680 but I was like, I'm not rolling up to Zydeco underage. 1804 01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,440 In your POS Honda. 1805 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:03,920 So I made Sarah drive it and we got in there 1806 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,080 and it was still when you could smoke inside Zydeco 1807 01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,120 and we washed our exes off and we got lit that night. 1808 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,440 We washed our exes off. 1809 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:12,280 We did. 1810 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,120 It's so funny. 1811 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,680 We got so lit and it was hysterical. 1812 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:19,320 I was house sitting for this lady 1813 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,680 that I used to house it for. 1814 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,400 She got out of the country all the time 1815 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:23,360 and I would go house it. 1816 01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,040 So it was like, I had my own little place there or whatever. 1817 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,200 And when we got home, 1818 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,720 our friend Tanner threw up all in the bushes that night. 1819 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:30,560 Oh my God. 1820 01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,720 So you mentioned the crank windows. 1821 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,560 Yeah. 1822 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,640 My mom bought this, I refused to drive it. 1823 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,880 I did not want to drive it. 1824 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:41,760 This way worse POS Volkswagen Golf. 1825 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:42,600 Okay. 1826 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,120 And it had a sun roof, but you had to crank it. 1827 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:45,960 No. 1828 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,960 So it was like, runt, runt, runt. 1829 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:54,000 I really thought she had clothes 1830 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,360 because it'd be too much work, man. 1831 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,640 We didn't have it for very long. 1832 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,520 And she had things she got. 1833 01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:59,360 She loved it. 1834 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,840 She was trying to, and I was like, oh my God. 1835 01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:02,680 Oh man. 1836 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,840 So a family friend ended up buying that Honda 1837 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,880 after we got rid of it. 1838 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,480 And they actually got the air working in it for a while. 1839 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,400 I think Connie sold it for a thousand dollars 1840 01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,680 and it was probably 20 years old at that point. 1841 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:15,520 Yeah. 1842 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:19,200 So my Honda that I had the 1992, they ended up, 1843 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:20,720 cause my mom and dad drove it. 1844 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,360 They bought it when I think it was new. 1845 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,720 And then when we moved from Virginia to Alabama, 1846 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,520 we bought that in 1992. 1847 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,120 Cause I literally, it was 1992 when we moved. 1848 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,240 And it was so ugly. 1849 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,160 They bought it. 1850 01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,240 My mom and dad, or I guess my mom and dad drove it. 1851 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,120 Then Eric drove it. 1852 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:38,960 And then I drove it. 1853 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,920 Daniel didn't have to drive it, fortunately. 1854 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,440 And unfortunately at the same time, 1855 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:44,640 like why didn't you have to drive it? 1856 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,480 Screw you. 1857 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:46,320 He got a Lexus. 1858 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,680 Like, I know. 1859 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,800 With like a disc seat each disc changer and all this stuff. 1860 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,640 Yeah. 1861 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,960 More than one, like five disc changer. 1862 01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:54,440 Yeah, the five, and you had to like open, 1863 01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:55,280 do you know what we're talking about? 1864 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,120 You have to open the console. 1865 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:56,960 Yeah. 1866 01:03:58,360 --> 01:03:59,200 So. 1867 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,440 You gotta get prepped before you're on a road trip. 1868 01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,280 Yeah. 1869 01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,120 So we had a, oh, so somebody, 1870 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,480 like I guess it kept breaking down. 1871 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:08,520 And finally my parents were like, okay, let's, it's done. 1872 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:13,520 So one of my friends sisters was like friends 1873 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,320 with a bunch of guys that like were big into Hondas 1874 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,160 and like racing Hondas. 1875 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,120 Pimped out Hondas, Pimp My Ride, remember that show? 1876 01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:21,960 Yes. 1877 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:22,800 Oh my gosh. 1878 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,360 I wanted my car to be pimped so bad back then. 1879 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,280 Oh, I was like, can we get my car to be pimped 1880 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,520 to like pink and stuff? 1881 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:33,160 And they bought it and they redid it. 1882 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,520 And then I think that when they bought it, 1883 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,880 there was like a picture of me or somebody in the back, 1884 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,440 in the trunk that they found and they brought it over 1885 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,960 and that's how they knew it was mine. 1886 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,600 Or cause they brought it over to my friend's sister 1887 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:45,880 or my friend's house. 1888 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,880 And they were like, oh yeah, there's a picture of the girl 1889 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,400 that was, that used to own this car in the back 1890 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,240 or something like that. 1891 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:53,880 And they were like, oh my God, that's cramps-y or whatever. 1892 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,720 Yeah. 1893 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:55,560 So. 1894 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,400 Yeah. 1895 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,240 Yeah. 1896 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:58,080 So. 1897 01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:58,920 That's funny. 1898 01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,320 Well, it was good talking to you guys today. 1899 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:03,160 Yeah. 1900 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,000 Yeah. 1901 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,720 Thanks for, thanks for joining. 1902 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,640 We'll catch back up with you again soon. 1903 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,880 Yeah. 1904 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,800 As usual. 1905 01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:11,760 For the reg. 1906 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:13,080 Yeah. 1907 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,880 Yep, y'all can find us on Instagram at Thick AF Podcast. 1908 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:19,560 Send us an email if you'd like, thickafpodcast.gmail.com. 1909 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,400 Like, rate. 1910 01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,760 Also, we're on YouTube now. 1911 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,200 Oh yeah, oh my gosh. 1912 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,080 And so you need to subscribe to us on YouTube, 1913 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,040 our YouTube channel. 1914 01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,920 I'm still working on downloading most of the, 1915 01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,880 that takes a minute to get all the episodes. 1916 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,920 Anyways, find us on YouTube and subscribe. 1917 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,760 Like, subscribe. 1918 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,880 There's no like, we won't have any videos yet. 1919 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,320 It's just like, if you want to listen to it on there, but. 1920 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,240 Yeah, we're working on the video part, but. 1921 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,320 Check us out. 1922 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,240 Yep. 1923 01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:45,080 Thanks y'all. 1924 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,520 See you next time. 1925 01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:47,360 Bye. 1926 01:05:47,360 --> 01:06:16,360 I have to go. 1927 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,360 I don't know why it's so good.