Hey, folks. We kind of fucked up our dates and
timing, and at the beginning of this episode,
you're going to hear us talking about fielding
questions for an upcoming episode of Unzipped.
Well, we have already fielded questions and recorded
the damn episode already. So, whoops. On a different
note, we do have a Discord server now. You can
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Our heroes found themselves once again facing
the ire of Rue Moussant. While seeking out the
turquoise lion, the gemstone incarnate connected
to the world of Anchor and Sengar. Our heroes
nearly fell into a most heinous trail. As the
lion appeared before them amidst the sandy dunes
of the preserve's desert biome, Jules swiftly
came to a deadly realization. The incarnate before
them was no more than an illusion. After Zeb
tested the creature with an arrow shot, the true...
We'll see. So what happens if we kill a luminary
agent? Well, I mean, I don't think killing is
really an option. I think we have to beat them,
KO them, stabilize them, and then figure it out.
Who is this party again? I don't think I've ever
heard you guys say anything like that before.
Stabilize? Not kill? Who the fuck are these goofballs?
What show am I on right now? Nice. Real nice,
David. Yeah. Yeah. You murder hobos. Are we going
to get a map here or not? Oh, we'll pull a map.
What if I wanted some banter before I threw you
into the grinder? Not so much banter, but it
is time to start fielding some questions for
Unzipped. Oh, yeah. So if you have any burning
questions about the show, Jeremy's love life.
I've got some questions. That'll go real far.
Yeah, hit us up on social media, Fantasy Pants
Pod, and we'll probably collect questions for
a week or so. Sounds about right. Yeah, so this
is coming out on Monday. Probably you'll have
the rest of the week and into the weekend to
submit those, and then we'll record that as soon
as we're able to. Hell yeah. I'm looking forward
to some questions, folks. Please send them our
way, because I love answering them. It's always
fun. They're so fun, aren't they? It's a fun
time. It's so good. There's no pressure. Just
hanging out. No story to move forward. I'm excited
to sing the theme song again. It's a high point
for me. It's a good touch. It's a good touch.
Nothing else to add to Unzipped. I don't know
if either of you guys do. No, let's get to killing
you guys. Oh, great. Fuck me. We'll peek behind
the curtain here. We'll zip. There I am. Hi,
I'm in the fly. It's me, David. Thanks for making
me add that sound effect. It's me, David. I'm
in the fly. And I want to tell you that Tears
of the Kingdom just came out, and I can't wait
to play it. And if I end this campaign tonight
with this combat, with this goofball, I don't
have to record anymore, and I get to play all
week. I'm going to guess Zelda? Yeah, I don't
know what the hell that is. Why? Was I right?
Yes. Okay. That just sounded like a Zelda game.
That's not impressive. Don't be impressed. Dude,
I have not played Zelda since, like, the original
Game Boy Zelda. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah, David,
grow up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. It was a joke. It was a joke. Yeah, no,
get over here. I'll take my shirt off. Hang on.
Hang on. Oh, God. Oh, he's taking his hat off.
Oh, my God. He's taking his shirt off. He's ready
to rumble. David, no shirts! This is the first
time I've seen you with no shirts. Straight to
rumble. David has literally, no joke, just removed
his shirt. Beat my chest like a gorilla. He's
ready to stand up. Standing like a brute. Ready
to... Yeah! He's ready to stand up for Zelda.
We're doing this. Which one's Zelda again? You
better pick up your shirt if you don't want Danny
to pee on it. You're so fucked. Zelda the guy
with the... You're so fucked! Keep digging your
grave, Steven. You say Zelda the guy. Your blessed
bone dice won't save you from me. That's like
saying, oh, I love Star Trek. May the force be
with you, too. Exactly. All right. All right.
You know what? You know what? I got a game to
play. Donatello was my favorite Power Ranger.
Let's get this fucking. Not that. Fuck off. Yeah.
You know what? All right. You just tainted two
of my favorite childhood shows. Hey, man, I know
how to dig deep. Yeah, hear that? You hear that?
It's the last thing Zebulon's ever going to hear.
I mean, it doesn't sound like death combat music.
It sounds like, oh, yeah, this is going to be
aesthetic combat. No, stop it. It's scary and
mean. Roll for initiative. Roll for initiative.
All right, all right. What's Chester's initiative
bonus? He's gone. Three goofballs here. Speaking
of three. Oh, no. Wow. Wow. Impressive. That's
unfortunate. 17 for Zeb. And a 10 for Jean. Okay.
Here's the thing about this combat. You caught
it early. You realized something was wrong. You
did not approach the incarnate. I mentioned before,
it's a little over 100 feet. away from you on
the top of a different sort of dune ahead. And
that's sort of where it was standing, where it
vanished, and where now Rune stands next to another
figure beside him. The figure of this elven woman
with a strange sort of like fur robes adorned
with these strange colored eyes. And actually,
if you want to roll a history check before we
start, go ahead on this figure. Oh, let's see
if we recognize her. Zebulon certainly does not.
I got a 21. 21, okay. You actually, maybe you've
been around the Citadel for some time. Maybe
Chester, listening around, heard some things,
informed you. But maybe you're starting to get
a little more knowledgeable on the luminary scene.
This figure is indeed a luminary. Shit. 21's
pretty good. You know that her name is Yara Ivanka.
She's a luminary from Arnikek. But she goes by
the name, probably not given to her, more a name
that was affixed to her, attributed to her, Mesmerize.
Stop it, it's cool. Hold on. Stop it, it's cool.
It's not cool. You're fucking so dead. Did you
come up with that? Shut up. I like it. A for
effort. Damn it. It was Mesmerize. She is a talented
illusionist. Okay. With over 20, I will say that
you also recognize that the Goliath moving up
to you is her sidekick. And all you know about
him is that his name is Grunt. Everything you
see here in this desert is difficult terrain.
Oh, excellent. Which means that this is why it's
so good. These guys weren't even close to you
before. You stand on this one sort of solitary
dune surrounded by all these other ones. You're
kind of at the top of this place with a pretty
good, like, sight on everything. But every other
figure on this map is moving at half movement.
Which means you catching this early is a massive
advantage for you. So we should not try to move
from this spot. So that being said... Yeah, as
long as we have... Well, I mean, Zebulon at least
has range. Does Jules have range? You have some
spells. I have some spells, but not 120 feet.
Sure. Yeah. So I'm going to use my full action
and movement on this turn, unfortunately, to
move this Goliath halfway to you, basically.
That's all I can do. He has to go all out, just
dashing. So they are six feet away. He's using
his full movement to go 30 feet. And that's all
I can do right now with him. You see that happens.
Unfortunately, as he's moving over here, the
figure ahead of you, not Rune, but the elven
woman, Mesmer Eyes, we're going to call her that.
Keep calling her that because it's fucking cool.
He made pants people happen. He's going to make
this happen. Make it happen. Damn it. I make
things happen. I'm special. I don't know. I had
a cider. Can I call her Mesmer? You can call
her whatever you want. Just don't call her after
dinner. I'm going to shoot you with magic now.
Good try. Good try. This figure, you see this
figure is like pouring sweat. She's like, and
she's clearly from a, she's wearing this heavy
sort of. fur coat. She's clearly from like a
northern sort of tundra kind of area. I shouldn't
say northern, but she's from a tundra sort of
terrain. She's from Arnikik. So in this desert
heat, she's just like melting, sweating, losing
a lot of this sort of regal elven sort of way
about her. She just like wipes her forehead and
then cups her hands to her mouth and just calls
out to you. I am sorry. It is not personal, but
well, I must do as the rune says. You are to
fall. And she raises up that sort of antler wand.
I'm going to blast you because I'm actually within
range to attack. Holy shit. Yes, I just saw.
It's 120 feet on my... You've got to be kidding
me. Yeah, baby. Great. I'm going to make two
attacks. Now at the top of the hill, I have it
shown as Zebulon and Jules. No, you know what?
That actually isn't the case. Jean -Franck was
making a move ahead. Jules stopped him last time,
which means Jean -Franck is actually... ahead.
Zebulon and John Franklin are actually ahead
of Jules who's staying right behind them. Which
means Jules can't be shot by this. Which is huge
because I was going to shoot you. But I just
remembered that whole exchange happened. John
Franklin's there. I'm going to shoot one for
Zeb, one for John Franklin. These two bolts of
this sort of like purple shimmering energy launch
out towards you. Zebulon first. 17 to hit. Yep.
Right now, he's got his bow out, so his AC is
16. Oh, boy. All right. And now, Jean Franklin.
That's only going to be a 16 to hit. That does
not hit. Okay. The bolt going to Jean Franklin,
he just kind of, like, may turns his shell almost,
like, takes on the shield, just sort of dissipates
in this blast of light. But your Zebulon strikes
you true. It, like, hammers into you and almost,
like, is absorbed into your body. And you just
see this flash of bright, bright light burning
inside your mind, right in behind your eyes.
You feel this explosion of psychic energy. And
it's going to do... Wow, that is the worst damage
roll of my life. Oh, thank God. It is going to
do five psychic damage. Okay, that's great. That's
great. So you just like, it's eclipsed, maybe
eclipsed you a little bit. You feel it a bit
like this burning sensation does some damage,
but it does not do. A lot. Ow. Hey, you asshole.
You're going to pay for that. That is going to
be you, Zebulon. All right. Zebulon's going to
turn his bow on this lady after taking steady
aim and going to roll with advantage. 22. 22
will hit. All right. So now I'm going to give
her. 1d6 plus 4, and then 2d6 for sneak attack.
Ooh, yeah, you're not moving, so that's brutal.
I'm going to use three of these bone die. Oh,
yeah. Yes. Does Muradin bless you? Not really.
That's, well, 6 on 3d6 plus 4, so 10. Hey, that's
not nothing. Not nothing, for sure, but... Man,
I did not want to see two ones on those die.
No, no. It's all right. She'll get another one.
The arrow just launches across the sand. So the
other dude, she's standing there with her staff,
the handler staff still held out in front. And
this arrow just punches right through her shoulder.
She's almost grunts, slides down a little bit
in the sand and just like looks up. And again,
just like shouts out across to you. It's like,
it is a good shot. You are worthy, but. Well,
I'm afraid I have my eyes on you. It's a cool
catchphrase. Yeah. It's a cool fucking catchphrase.
You can't just say it into being. And is it too
late slash would it be too lame for Zeb to just
take one step back to be out of her range? That
would be lame, wouldn't it? He has no way of
knowing. It's still your turn. I know, but he
has no way of knowing that that's her range.
As much as I want to, I'm not going to do it.
You sure? It's just not right. It makes sense.
Okay. You're cool. I get it. All right, all right.
Okay, that is... I mean, especially with what
we have behind us, too, right? That's true. Yeah,
you're getting closer to them. We're getting
closer to either one. Still is not great. That's
John Franklin. John Franklin is going to step
behind into that space between Zeb and Jules,
so he's lined up with Jules, and he's going to
turn and ready an action to attack whichever
of these two guys coming from below us. Okay,
so he basically steps... Oh, I just moved everybody.
Oh, we're all out of her range now. Great. Perfect.
Yeah, let's just leave it. We're good. So he
takes one step forward, basically, moving besides
Jules, trying to, like, put his shell back to
the magic woman and get his spear outrayed as
a guard as these two figures move in. Hell yeah.
That's going to be Trace. You see the goblin,
your old adversary. I said, like, a lot. Eyes
just... burning. Um, he'll do the same thing.
Basically, he'll use his entire turn to just,
like, run, run, just running as fast as he can
through the sand, crawling, digging his way towards
you. He's like, I've been waiting, I have. I've
been waiting for this. I'm gonna eat you for
reals now. This Tom dragons his juices. This
Tom will eat you for reals. Just, like, just
eyes red -tinted, furious. That's all I can do,
though. Fortunately for me, I'm far away, and
that's going to be Jules. All right. How far
are they from us, behind us? They are 30 feet
away now. 30 feet. Perfect. Jules is going to
take one step towards them, and Jules is going
to cast Tasha, Sidious Laughter onto Grunt. Okay.
Okay. That's such a wild choice. So you'll see
this guy moving towards you. All you hear him
go is go, hey, and just starts moving up the
hill towards you. All right. Raise your hands
out. I'm going to roll that natural four. Nice.
Yeah. Fuck yeah. All right. Your magic strikes
him. He just goes, and just falls to the ground.
And that's all he makes. But he's just lying
on the ground, like, heaving, holding his belly.
His face is, like, still complete, stony, like,
straight face. But there are tears running out
of the corner of his eyes. Just, oi. Oi. And
then as a bonus action, I'm going to cast Bardic
Inspiration onto Zebulon. Ooh, yeah. Oh, hell
yeah. All right. All right. Take my D6 reminder
here. And that's Jules. All right. And that is
the end of the first round. Well, what else to
do but fire off some more shots here. And Zebulon,
unfortunately, you're the only one within range
now. They're both coming to you. Now I will say
you had not did you did you keep your bow out?
Yeah, okay two attacks. That's a d12. So that's
not gonna do it That is going to be a one hit
one miss. Okay. All right. I'll take it. I'll
take it Fortunately, this is not the complete
flop of an attack I had last time this one is
much more Powerful it strikes you true It's going
to do 16 points of psychic damage. Oh, that's
very bad. Are you shitting me? Oh, yeah. Very,
very good roll. You're struck by this. And, like,
I think you're feeling pretty cocky, feeling
strong. But this bolt hits you. And, like, where
before you felt that mild sort of explosion in
your mind, this time it is rough. You're seeing
only blinding light and spots and motes. And
as it comes, you almost fall over, your mind
going blank for a second. Just. fire behind your
eyes. George, get this bitch off of me. It is
not personal. And that's going to be Grunt, who
is going to laugh on the ground like an idiot
and make another roll. Thank heavens, because
that's going to open up John's extra turn here.
Nice. Nice. That is a 10 on the die. Fail. Or
10 total, sorry. Fail. Yeah, yeah. Excellent,
excellent. So he's just... All right. All right.
Most painful sounding laugh in the world. Debulon,
that's going to be you now. You got blasted,
but you're standing tall. It's about to be personal.
Oh, shit. You just did the best job making that
sound as unintimating as possible. Sorry, I was
trying to. I was trying to read and speak at
the same time. I love Zebulon. It's so good.
All right, we're going to do the same thing.
Steady aim and two short bow rolls. Oh, shit.
Ooh, first one. Crit all over this place. All
over. Dude, I see it running down your leg. Stop
it. Stop. I think we need to stop the recording
for just a minute. I got to go change my shorts.
I was getting ready to go over and actually stop
it. You fuckers keep talking. I'm going to get
a drink. Oh, damn. With sneak attack. Oh. It's
unbelievable every time I hear it. David, give
us the spiel again. Yes, please. When you crit,
any die you roll that's not beyond a save, you
get to apply to your crit. So we're talking...
You get to double all of your sneak attack die.
We're talking 6d6 plus 4. That's rogues, man.
Holy shit. They generally get out damaged by
other classes unless they get that sneak attack,
and crits are where they shine. You're supposed
to line up for those crits because that's your
whole game. You've got to get those special shots.
Don't use an unblessed d6. Apart from the bone
die. Yeah, I'm going to use the 4 bone die, my
blessed d6, and Jeremy's blessed d6. This is
gross. I should mention, he hasn't been rolling.
Rune has actually kind of stepped down behind
the dune during this. He's seeing arrows fly.
He's not wanting to be a coward little fucker.
23. Holy crap. Oh, my God. Okay. Another shot.
This time it's close to the arrow, but deeper
in, closer towards the center of the chest. This
is a good shot. Red begins to well up in that
sort of fur armor, fur robe, just running down.
And when Zebulon's hand lets loose from the bow,
it just slowly, slowly drops it and watches it
hit. How's that for personal? Oh, man, that was
pretty good. I fucking love it. That was pretty
good. And that's the end of his turn. Okay. Yeah,
she's not even talking. Just like... blood sort
of running out of the corner of her mouth. And
that's John Franklin. Hey, John, could you help
me out here? And John's going to turn around
and put, let's say, 15 points back into Zeb.
Okay, yeah. He's got a pool of 20 now. Hell yeah.
I'm going to save a little bit of that. Let's
see. Can I edit his lay on hands pool? I don't
think I can. I think I did it. And that's his
turn. He's just going to go back to being ready
for these guys behind him. Okay. All right, so
he turns. Blast you with a sort of holy healing
light. Still kind of facing forward, watching
these two figures approach. And that will be
Trace. Jules, you step down five feet closer.
As you cast this hideous laughter, you drop the
Goliath of the Goblin. Season opening. And just
grinning like a demon charges you for Trace.
It's been a long time coming. He has just enough
movement to reach you and to strike. Does Jaune
still have his reaction? He does, yes. I think
so, yeah. Yeah, Jaune's going to. Oh, my goodness.
Jaune's going to use Noble Sacrifice and swap
places with Jules. Holy shit. Okay. Okay, yeah,
so Jules, you see Trace moves in, jumps on you,
and you just, like, feel a hand grab you, yank
you back as Jonathan steps before him. Trace
just blazing, you fucking traitor, and strikes
at him. Holy shit, let's do this. That's a hit.
Damn, that was pretty good. Oh, it's not a crit.
I do have improved critical, but that is not
enough for that. Oof. Wow, that's not great,
though. Only four points of damage. All right.
Very low damage. Not bad, not bad. Oh, hang on.
I'm actually going to add four more points on
top of that with Eerie of the Small. Okay. So,
yes, that is six, no, eight points total. Not
nothing. Not nothing. He's just absolutely outraged.
He almost had two jewels, and this tortle, this
traitor steps in his way. He strikes out with
everything he's got and cleaves through Jean
-Francois's natural armor, you know, a shallow
sort of gash into him. Jumping on winces, but
stands tall. And we are going to move on to Jules
the Roach. Guess what Jules is doing. What you
got, baby? Take a wild guess. We just discussed
trying not to kill. I'm casting Tasha's Hideous
Laughter on Trace. God. Why not? What else am
I going to do right now? All right. I want to
get these two down. Yeah. I just want to get
them to stop. Wisdom save. Wisdom save. Oh, that
is a fail. Fuck yeah. It's a five on the die.
Jeez. We got two prone enemies behind us. Yeah,
you just, he's like cutting into him and he's
like, you see he cuts into Jean -Francois's blood
sort of at the end of his cinematography and
he just... What's so funny there? What's so funny?
He just drops to the ground like scream laughing
next to the grunting gladiator I guess a short
ways away from him now. Yeah, just dropping into
the sand, in the heat, just kicking up sand all
around him as he laughs. And like, you see, he's
just like, as he's laughing, he's grunting and
screaming out rage, rage. As a bonus action,
I'm going to cast Bardic Inspiration onto Jean
Franklin. Ooh, hell yeah. Yeah. Here we go. This
is... Feeling inspired. You see sort of panting
and breathing, hand clutching the wound, sort
of, you know, at the side of her chest. What
was the name I thought of again? Mesmerize was
so cool. Mesmerize. If you would have just said
mesmerize, it'd be fine. But you said mesmerize.
Mesmerize. With the eyes all over her, like,
clothing. Yeah, it's cool. They're mesmerizing.
So you get it. You get it. Yorivanka. Basically,
just like... clutching this wound here, raise
her staff one more time, looking fiercely at
you, Zebulon. And she vanishes. Oh, fuck me.
And let me do some DM things. Well, I don't like
that at all. Easy there, buddy. Knocked my whole
system here. All right. Gregor, Gregor, Gregor.
Oh, I had to make a roll because I'm still laughing.
Grunt's turn. The Goliath has not yet done anything
cool. But he will soon once he's done. Laughing
on the ground. Ooh. No, that still wouldn't do
it. That's an 11. Nope. Nice. Nope. Oh, my God.
I thought you were going to say 14. Holy shit.
Personally, I thought he had a bonus, and then
I was like, no, he doesn't. It's something else.
Yeah, no, I don't have a bonus. So sad. So, okay.
He's just still on the ground, weep laughing.
This is terrible. I thought I had you guys. Oh,
my God. Oh, another world. You'd be dead. That's
okay. Because it is Zebulon's turn. Yeah, you'd
better run. That's right. Zebulon's going to
turn around, walk over to Trace, who's on the
ground, and David, what I want to do is throw
a pair of manacles on him. Huh. Huh. Ooh. Mm
-hmm. Here's what I'll say. I... i hate this
i am incapacitated whoa i mean that's that's
the rule i can't i have to make a save after
a successful like attack line so here's what
i want you to do i want you to roll i'm gonna
do let's do it let's make a strength contest
but you're gonna get advantage uh because basically
you're just still kind of like laughing there
you're just kind of grabbing and pulling them
together uh and Yeah, I think that's the best
way to handle this. You advantage, or he has
disadvantage actually as well. So you roll once,
I'll roll twice, take the lower. I'm sorry, was
this on Grunt or was this on Trace? On Trace,
okay. All right, so I'm... So Athletics, we'll
call it. Okay, yeah. I'm probably going to end
up using my Bardic Inspiration. Now I'm just
trying to decide if I want to use a button or
not. I feel like it's smart to use a button.
I feel like this is a pretty good opportunity.
Yeah, yeah. And you can even still choose to
use the Bardic Inspiration die after you see
your roll. Right, exactly. So we're both rolling
twice. I'm taking the low, you're taking the
higher. This is rough. Holy shit. And I've got
my Bardic Inspiration in the back pocket. You
can feel, though, as you run in with those, you
grab his hands and he's laughing, glaring at
you with tearful eyes. But his muscles are wiry
and strong. You feel there is raw strength and
just hatred there. Oh, my God. Holy crit, baby.
You crit again? I'm not shitting you. Well, I
am shitting myself. You are critting. I'm critting
myself. Yep. I'm not critting you. I am critting
you. Guys, I'm going to have so much fucking
work cleaning up this studio. God. Thanks. Here's
the unfortunate news. I also crit. I crit. Holy
shit. Holy shit. I want you to describe the,
however you want to bind this goblin, like putty
in your hands, it happens. Like he tries to fight
back and like he just, oh no, almost like this
kick of laughter hits him so hard that he just
loses all strength and you just have complete
ability to like manipulate his body. I mean like,
oh, 20 versus a one. You can't, I mean, at that
point, can I ask for a hog tie? You can. Okay,
sweet. We're going to hog tie Trace. You can
ask for a horse tie. Oh, that's... Hey, man,
that's a soft spot. Guys, guys, this is the second
time that Trace has been tied up by us. Oh, my
God. I... Oh, my God. This is just too good.
This is too good. Oh, God. You just tie him up.
He's just like... I hate it. I hate it so much.
I hate it so much. Just like, oh, the saddest
goblin. Trace, we're going to take you in, buddy.
Holy shit. This is what happens when you work
for guys like Rune. Oh, my God. That's John Franklin.
He looks down at this and almost looks like super
pity of Lea Trace and just says, it wasn't too
late for me. It's not too late for you either.
I know desperation can cause us to do things
that we wouldn't normally do, but Rune is bad.
There's a better way. So I'd kind of like for
Jaune to look around. Maybe he's not quite as
off his guard as Zebulon is and see if he can
notice footprints in the sand from this. mage
who's gone invisible here. Yeah, that is beautiful.
What's it called? A seek check or search check?
Yeah, it takes an action to basically do that
check in combat, but you can full on do it. Sweet.
What's the role? I'm looking at his sheet here.
It's going to be perception. I'll allow investigation
too. Okay, so investigation is going to be better
for Jean because he has a plus two to that. Okay.
All right, so I'm going to roll. This plus two
for Jaune. And this is something I can also use
my Bardic Inspiration die on, right? Correct.
You absolutely can. And you get other bonuses
for using it for different checks, right? Oh,
my God. I hate this. Yeah, let me double check.
Let me double check here. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.
So, yeah, because he's got the motive potential.
It can be rolled again. It can be rolled twice,
and you can choose which one to use. Oh, I can
roll the D6 twice? Yep. Okay, sweet. All right,
let's roll the D20. Let's see what we got. That's
a 12 plus 2 is 14. I'm going to use it. I feel
like that's close enough. I would agree with
that. All right, let's see what we got here.
Five for the first. All right, so five was the
higher, so that's, what did I say, 17? No, you
said 14 plus 5. Okay, so that's 19. Whipping
around. Oh, I will say one thing. Do you want
to move Jean Franklin? Because he's now, he's
not like at the top of the dune. He's a little
ways. Sure, yeah. I guess that he would walk
to the top to get a good look around. I would
assume that, you know, because you know where
they were before. And he's on the opposite side
of like a structure from that. So he stands up.
He moves up next to Zebulon. Zebulon's actually
down the trace now. Okay. So Jean Franklin steps
up to the top of the dune. Moving away from Jewel's
side. And looks out over the sandy dunes. The
wind is blowing, whipping the sand, shifting
it constantly. And yet, you see he points a finger
out. Just as Isav tracks. Fresh is overtaken
in a single, two single holes for two feet. Stands.
There! She's there! And he points it out. I'll
put her on the map. You can see where she is.
You have disadvantage still at striking that
square because invisibility is still active.
But you know where to hit. Sweet. How far is
that? That is, I believe, yeah, about 40 feet.
Okay. Okay. Okay, that's John Bennett's turn.
Yes, I don't think he has anything else. All
right. I mean, it's Trace. I'll see if he stops
laughing at least. Nope. He's still laughing.
And doesn't he, doesn't he fall out of rage now
where he is not able to attack? Um, he doesn't,
he's actually not, uh, he doesn't, he's not barbarian.
He's a fighter to archetype. Oh, yes. Pepper
was the barbarian. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Um,
but like, he's just on the ground, like weep,
laughing his face and then fully full on, like
pressed into the sand. Excellent. Um, Very sad
goblin. It's amazing, right? I have rolled every
single save against Tasha's Laughter has been
abysmal this entire campaign. Someday my karma
is going to even out. Someday. That spell has
been like MVP. Oh, my God. Jules, it's you. I'll
actually say, because it says if you're attacked,
he'll undo it. Maybe that, like, I think Restrainium
could. It doesn't really matter. He's literally
restrained anyway. He's just going to sit there
and laugh. Okay. I want to make sure I get the
rules right. I don't know. But it doesn't matter
in this case because, like, no matter what happens,
he is fully out of this fight. I want to move
up and cast Tasha's on her, but I feel like she
would have a very high modifier for wisdom. I
also am fairly certain it will say a target you
can see. Oh, we can't see her yet. That's right.
Yes, yes. So until she's visible, you would not
be able to use it. You are correct. Shit. So
in that case... All right, as a bonus action,
I'm going to cast Bardic Inspiration on myself.
And then there's a new spell I'm whipping out.
I'm going to cast Bless. There you go. On to
the three of us. Oh, yeah, baby. So Bless, I
can Bless up to three creatures of my choice
within range. When either creature makes an attack
or save, the target can roll a D4 and add that
number rolled to the attack or save. It's an
incredible support spell. You cannot go wrong
with that. So now we can all add a d4 to an attack
or a save. Hell yeah. You know what? I've got
to check something. Give me a quick second. I
want to avoid a wedgie if we get one. Okay. Okay,
so I just looked into this. Tasha's and Bless
are both concentration spells. I did not realize
Tasha's has been a notorious wedgie causer. Tasha's
going around the schoolyard playground giving
everyone a wedgie, and I hate it. So technically
speaking, when it was cast on Trace, it should
have worn off on Grunt. So what's going to happen
is I'll give Grunt. I'll have a wear off of Grunt
now. He'll get his next turn. And here's what
it is. He did not expect to fall down and laugh
so hard. So it kind of took a minute to kind
of get his bearing straight. It's all that difficult
terrain. And we caught it before this was all
over. Here's what I'll do, actually. Normally
he's prone. I'm going to say basically just to
make up for it, because all that would have happened
in that round is he would have had to use half
his movement to stand up, and then he only gets
like... half his movement to move. So he would
have basically made it no, he would have made
it like five feet. Basically, I'll just say that
he gets to you. He gets to move his full 15,
whatever he gets. That's fair. Yeah, totally.
So he'll be there. He'll be there at the same
time, pretty much. Yeah. Okay, so it's like it
never even happened. Yeah, never happened. You
can choose to use Bless if you desire. But then
Trace will be... It will override Trace's laughter.
Trace is very fully hogtied. Right. I'll even
tell you this. Normally, I do have a check I
can make to break out of manacles. 20 versus
a 1, I'm not making that check. He's incapacitated.
That's very generous. In that case, I'm still
going to cast Bless. Okay, sweet. Alright, alright.
So that's the end of your turn, then. Well, now
I have myself a very difficult question to ask.
Do I... I've been revealed. I know I've been
revealed. I'm still invisible. Yeah, I'm going
to keep moving forward. And I'm going to strike.
And that, I assume, causes you to not be invisible
anymore? Good point. I forgot about that part.
All right, I'm DM now. Why can't I grab my token?
Move aside, David. Oh, I'm DM later, that's why.
I just realized I had a special ability I hadn't
been utilizing because I didn't realize it was
a bonus action. But now I know. Okay. Yes. Let's
have a little fun, shall we? Uh -oh. Steven.
Oh, goddammit, Steven. You gave me a button.
Oh, yep. Yara Ivanka is going to move forward
more. Jean -Francois watches as, like, more steps
in the sand start running, then slides, and she
appears again before him, holding her staff out.
I knew I was going to regret it as soon as I
did it. You said you were going to regret it.
I know, but it was so good, David. First attack
with advantage on the turtle. Went from a natural
one to a hit. Jesus. I love that. God damn it.
Pretty good damage, too. All right, that is going
to be 17 points of psychic damage. John Franklin
staying tall just... Ooh, eyes light up as he's
just struck by this blast. That was my button
attack. I get one more attack. That turtle has
some high AC. The button gives you two attacks.
Oh, you just had two attacks. I have two attacks.
The second one does miss, though. Thank heavens,
because he's got 90 left. Does he really? Yeah.
Wow. 17. Okay, yeah. I know he has like 30 -something,
right? Yeah, he took 8, and then he took 17.
Sweet. I mean... Oh, no. Poor John Franklin.
We're all so sad. We're so upset about this.
I will choose a bonus action. You see that suddenly,
superimposed over her body, another image of
her sort of appears, and the two stars are shifting
around each other. Oh, no. As she displaces herself.
Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. What does that mean mechanically?
disadvantage on any attacks against her. I hate
it. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. On top of that, our
Goliath friend is moving up to you, Zebulon.
Yep. Great. Great, great, great. Oh, I hate that.
I have pack tactics, which means that I would
have advantage on attacks rolls against you if
I'm within five feet of another creature, which
I am. Trace is there, but it specifies in the
ally isn't incapacitated. Trace is fully incapacitated.
That is great. So it's like, well... He just
kind of looks down at Trace, who's still weeping
into the sand, and just does a, and just turns
to you. And just starts to strike. Here we go.
Zebulon. Ooh, that is going to hit. I'm fairly
certain with a 19. Yep, that's a hit. Goddamn.
Oh, yeah, baby. First attack is eight damage.
First attack is eight damage. Second attack.
is going to... No, it's only a 15. Ha -ha. That
misses. Oh, by one, right? Yes, by one right
now. Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah. So second one, you
barely managed to, like, dodge your hat out of
the way. This club just takes you once hard,
and then he rears again to hit you again. You
duck out of the way. You feel the stones of the
club just grazing the scales on the top of your
head, just over your horns. And, yeah, that is
my attack with him. That's you, Zebulon. All
right, big guy. And Zeb drops his bow and he
draws his sabers. All right, fellas, the spell
cash is up to you. And Zeb's going to take his
first swing at this guy. That's a 21. Oh, my
God. You are kidding. Dude, I'm not kidding.
Stop it. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Stop it. I'm serious.
Holy crit. Third one. Holy crit. Dude, in, like,
five or six rolls. That is wild. These are blessed
dice. That is fucking wild. These are fully blessed
dice. Holy shit. Oh, my God. They're running
out of blessing, damn it. They're running out.
No, I think they're getting stronger. No. And,
I mean, like, we can be super nitpicky if we
want, but... I would like to retroactively take
a 5 -foot step over so that I'm not right next
to Trace so that I get my sneak attack damage
from Swashbuckler. That's absolutely fine, of
course. Okay, I kind of figured that was fine.
Holy shit. Okay, so the first attack is just
the 1d8 plus 4, and then 2d8 plus 4, and then
the 2d6 for sneak attack. So unbelievable. Okay,
let's throw these 2d6 in there first to get that
out of the way. This is full design to be unfair.
And you guys are just mopping up. Holy shit.
I'm counting on you to do the math because I
wasn't paying attention to all of those rolls.
Yeah, hold on a sec. What is happening? Don't
let him see it. Don't let him see it. Stop it.
Don't let him see it. No! There was a 6 in there
too, wasn't there? Oh, no, no, no. That wasn't
it. No, yeah. The first D8 roll was a 5. The
second D8 roll was a 7. The third D8 roll was
an 8. 20. Then it's plus 8 because those 12 attacks
get plus 4. Then it's plus 8 for the sneak attack.
30 fucking 6. Damage. That's... I didn't think
that was right. I had to pull up my calculator.
I didn't think that was right. Fuck. I... Have
a chance to survive this. As a Goliath, I have
Stone's Endurance as a passive. I can, as a reaction,
roll a d12. And my con modifier, I have a plus
two con. I'm rolling a d12. I'm going to tell
you right now. You're on 36. Fucking 36. I need
to get a three or over on the die. Ah, okay.
So it's probably okay. Except I'm going to give
you two buttons for disadvantage. What are you
doing? Two buttons for disadvantage. Oh, but
that's still really... Okay. If it can make him
go down? He does stay up. Yeah. I got lower,
though, the second time, so he has less HP than
he did before. Okay. Shit. I stand still with...
I still don't think that was a waste of a button,
because he got lower the second time. Yeah, it
made it a one out of six. I mean, how amazing
would it have been? Still, just this absolute
incredible strike by Zebulon. The only reason
you don't drop this guy, you can feel it, is
that his body seems to harden like stone where
the blade hits. You feel like your blade sparks
fly for a second as you rake across this stone
form, but you still cut in before this fully
happened. You still just carve a chunk deep into
him. Both your blades are striking true. He just,
like, just loud grunt, sort of slides back in
the sand a little bit, barely standing. Stand
down! Make him stand down! Oh, my God. That's
John Franklin. Oh, crap. What is John Franklin
going to do? I mean, he can't get to the caster.
I mean, he could get to this guy, maybe. What's
his movement speed? And then we're talking, I
see he's 30 feet. He could get to him. He can
get to him? He can get to the Goliath, yes. He's
15 feet away, exactly. Okay. And tell me again
about our non -lethal rules. Is it disadvantage?
Yes. So attack with disadvantage, but then you
get the full... Yep, full damage. It's just harder
to get that, like, you know, as it should be.
If you're just bringing a deadly weapon, but
you're trying to keep someone alive. He is also
blessed. Right, exactly. He's blessed, and he
still has his Bardic Inspiration, right? You
used his Bardic Inspiration. Oh, okay. I believe.
I remember I used one of them. You used his to
see the footsteps. Yes, good call, good call.
Okie doke, he's going to run over and make a
non -lethal attack. That's a plus 4 to hit. And
I am almost certainly going to use this d4 for
the bless. That's a 17. 8, 4, 12. Let's see what
the d4 gives me. 14. 14 hits. Oh my goodness.
Holy shit. Okay, that's great. He's not heavily
armored. He's just wearing leather straps over
his body. Alright, d6 plus 2. That's just 4.
Because of that button, that's enough damage.
Oh yeah! There we go. There's that button coming
into handy. It would not have been enough damage.
I would have had 5 HP left. I had 4. Oh my goodness.
Holy shit. That is nuts. Jean -Francois steps
forward, and, like, I think you see he just spins
his spear around, so rather than the point facing
against the blunt part, and this guy just, and
he just, like, takes, he just rears his arm back
and just pokes him as hard as he can in the middle
of his, like, swirling pattern on his forehead
with the blunt end of his spear, and Grunt just
goes, and just collapses into the sand unconscious.
Nice. Take that, Grunt. Wow. Just lying next
to a trace who's still just struggling against
his bonds. So that brings it down to one enemy
left. Trace, of course, gets no turn. So moving
on to you, Jules. Give it up, lady. This isn't
going to end well for you. Sorry, that was really...
I just changed what I'm going to do. If I give
up, he's also bad. I am sorry. All right, so
Jules is going to step just around the side here.
So you're moving around the dune besides Jean
Franklin, basically? I mean, just so I have a
clear shot. Okay. Because from the map there,
it doesn't look like I have a clear shot. Yeah,
so you're kind of rounding over the side of the
dune where you can see her. You see Jean Franklin's
pointing down. So you kind of round around the
side where you can see where she stands now.
You can see the overlaid image of her where she's
kind of superimposed over herself, shifting and
changing. Hard to really get a beat on exactly
where she's standing. And I'm going to cast Level
2 Dissonant Whispers. Okay. That's a wisdom save.
All right, I have failed every save. Every wisdom
save in this entire campaign, it feels like.
16. God damn it. Shit. Okay. Oh, I was worried
there. But yeah, I do have a decent save. So
you cast this. The same general sort of mist
floats down. Same sort of screams. She stands
strong in the midst of it. You see her eyes like.
wins for a second, almost against it. And then
she just, like, firms her posture, sort of firms
in the sand, grits her teeth, she holds against
it, and she looks up at you, points her staff.
I'm gonna fire. Before that happens, though.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. No, this is just for flavor.
Okay. I'm gonna look over to Rune. I'll say Rune
actually is full gone. That little fucking piece
of shit. Mm -hmm. You look over that spot where
he was, and there's just no one there. I am going
to kill this guy. We can't help you if you don't
stop. Yeah, I think Jules will hold out his hand
as well and be like... If you want to make a
plea, I'm going to allow it because the situation
is clearly very bad. She can't see what happened
to her allies. Okay. But, like, I think she knows
when she hears that things aren't good. Listen,
listen, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know
what runes promised you. This is not the way.
This is going to get you nowhere. You kill us,
what happens to you? What happens to your status?
Runo make these things go away. Look, it is not
personal. He has blackmail. I do bad things for
him. I become luminary. Now I do bad things for
him because I do bad things for him. You see,
it is a cycle, but I must continue. I got two
words for you. Sky prison. Roll a save. All right,
roll a persuasion check. Roll any save. Any save
you want. Just roll, yeah, persuasion I think
is the one. Intimidation would also work because
that's a scary threat. I'm going to use my bardic
inspiration. Okay. I think that's going to help.
It might. I have to max. It's not going to help.
That's a 10. You say sky prison. And she just
nods solemnly and says, this is true, but only
if there are witnesses. And she blasts you twice.
I'm going down. First one is going to be A. I
shouldn't have attacked. Only a 15 to hit in
the first. Yeah, that hits. Second one is only
a 10 to hit. That misses. Okay, so I only hit
you once, actually. You got full HP. Yeah. 13
points of psychic damage as you're smashed by
this bolt. You feel that same burning pain in
your mind, but the second bolt misses. So you're
hit once, and you manage, as you're sort of weaving
away from that first hit, the second one goes
sizzling right past your face. Thought you were
a luminary. You don't know what it is to be a
luminary. But you will. I mean, my guy's down.
He's not even like, he's actually, here's what's
great. I can't even be over there like, oh yeah,
there's a DM, which I actually have not been
doing this anyway, but I can't even try to make
those saves to see if he gets up because he's
already stabilized. He's unconscious and stable.
So that's actually another cool part of knocking
people out is like, if your DM wants to roll
death saves, they can't. Zebulon, that's you.
All right. Zebulon's going to pick his short
bow back up. Gian, get ready to heal her. Oh,
shit. Whoa. He's going to fire at her with steady
aim. So I'm assuming you move up the top of the
dune because you're kind of down at the bottom
where you just dropped. Oh, okay, sure. If you
can't see her from there. You move 15 feet up.
You stand right next to Gian. You climb to the
very top. The three of you now visible to her
standing tall above her. All of you injured.
Pretty. Pretty badly injured if I remember right.
Yeah. Yeah, and there you go. So before I roll,
I use Steady Aim to get advantage, but her displacement
gives me disadvantage. You also can't Steady
Aim because if you want to see her and shoot
her, you have to move. Oh, okay. Yeah, because
Steady Aim means you can't move Steady Aim, correct?
Oh, that's right. Yes. So you were fully on.
She could not. You could not shoot her from where
you were. You were at the bottom of the dune,
and she was on the other side of the dune. So
you get this advantage, but you don't balance
it out. That's fine. I also have both my Bless
and my Bardic Inspiration. That's pretty good.
Let's see what happens. Can I stack those? Can
I use those both on the same roll? Yeah, absolutely
you can. Here we go, baby. Oh, my God. Second
roll was a fucking 20. First roll was a 10. All
right, so that's 16, and I'll go ahead and add
these anyways. I'll tell you right now. Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, 16. Holy shit. 10 on the die, 16. I
mean, I'm guessing that even if I get two ones,
I'm going to have a five and a four, so. Holy
shit. There's, like, shimmering sort of magic
around her. You've punched through it every time.
She does have, like, mage armor, basically just
like a sort of force field around her body, but,
like, every shot you've done has been high enough
to punch through it. Yeah, yeah. You get that
hit. All right. D6 plus four. Six points. Six
points. Okay. I was really hoping she was, like,
on her last leg. She looks bad. I will tell you
that. She looks very bad. Crap. You shoot her
again, and she... And, like, I don't know, just
this absolute force of bleeding and sweating
and, like, just looking rough, but still staring
at you. I should have saved one of those die.
I thought this was, like, a formality. I just
wasted the Bless and the Bardic Inspiration.
Oh, no, this is not over. You do see, though,
this placement vanishes for this round. Okay.
Oh, that's right. Yeah, so it's just her now.
And you see her clearly. And she sees you clearly.
There are many eyes. It's really cool. And that's
Jean Franklin. All right. All Jean's going to
do is move his... Yeah, I guess he's going to
move as far as he can up towards her. Okay. Start
to close the gap. I don't think he can get there
in one turn, can he? If he double moves and doesn't
do an action, he can. He's 30 feet away right
now. Okay, what about this? Let me look over
it real fast here. Okay, I'll put him back. I'm
thinking about shell defense. Interesting. He
can withdraw into his shell as an action. So
if I move, then use shell defense, he gains a
plus four to AC, and then his next turn he can
get back out. Is that an action to get back out
of his shell defense and move? Oh, it takes a
bonus action to emerge from his shell. So the
next round, he could do... Oh, but he's prone.
While in his shell, he's prone. Oh, so that would
cause movement down to the point where... That
was a really good strategy. Damn. Okay. Yeah,
then he'll just move right up to her. And you
know what? She's got two of those awful, horrible
missile attacks. But she can't take all three
of us out in one round. Right. Yeah. Jaune's
going to move right up into her grill. Okay.
Jaune slides down the dune and just pounds against
the sand, moving right up to her, using everything
he's got to get within range. I will tell you
this. It's actually a very solid move because
ranged attacks get disadvantage if there's someone
in melee range. That's right. Excellent. I am
now going to be disadvantaged if I don't get
out of your range, but if I get out of your range.
I'm in trouble. Yep. So I get A -O -O'd. So actually,
solid strategy there. Cool, cool, cool. Good
shit. Trace is still on the ground. I forget
him. Jules, that's you. One foe left. Already?
Very injured, but she is deadly. That went fast.
Huh. Yes, I view it. Time flies when you're having
a good time. We're not going to kill you. Let
us show you what it really means to be a luminary.
You want to be famous? You want lots of money?
Guarantee you there's a lot more on the other
side. Not with Rune. He is a pile of stinky shit
that is going to get what's coming to him. And
you're going to be with him when it happens.
Is that what you want, or do you want the glory?
Eternal glory. Go ahead and make me a persuasion
check. It's going to be a little higher now.
She basically resolved it the last time. No,
it's only an 11. You speak well, but you do not
know me. I am sorry. And go ahead and do your
turn. All right, let's go level two, Dissonant
Whispers again. Okay. Oh, boy. Come on, don't
fail me now. Don't fail me now. Got a big turn
planned. 15. No, you passed. Shit. Okay. Oh,
God. Again, you're fog. shoots down to her, and
again, she just, like, this resolve, I think
you probably haven't seen resolve like this in
any of the foes you've combated so far, but she
just stands tall against it. And now I have to
make a bit of a gambit, and this may end the
fight. I'm going to, once again, cast Displacement
on myself. Oh, wait, no, I have to see if I get
this back. Um, I used it two rounds ago, so I
can do this twice. Hang on. Okay. I did get it
back. uh displacement once again appears over
her she see you see like the super host image
of herself uh as she like waves her wand and
i'm going to have to step out of jean franklin's
range which means you're gonna get an ao against
my uh it's disadvantage come on come on because
she's gearing up to shoot both of you yep plus
four to hit let's see what we get this is actually
really tense like this could go with disadvantage
so that's a natural one on the first All right,
then. I mean, I can't think of any horses. On
an AOL? I've done it before. I think more or
less he just... I'm sure you have. She just steps
back. He, like, jabs out. The wind and sand catch
him in the eye. He's just kind of... Not able
to quite get his bearing. Trust me, I should
blind him for one turn. That'd be rude. It's
natural one. He's blinded his next turn. He has
sand full in his eyes when he did that. Yeah.
Natural ones. Let's have fun with them. Let's
have some fun with them. Excellent. Makes sense.
It's sand. It's wind. All right. All right. So
he's sort of blinded by that. He starts jabbing.
Maybe like he would have got her, but like the
sand picks up right then. And she just kind of
like slides out of the way. John Franklin, distracted,
speared down. And she looks up to the top of
the dune where she sees the two of you in view.
I'm going to fire once at each of you. I was
not prepared to die tonight. It's a possibility
now. This is intense. This is like a true luminary
showdown. Yeah. If she hits, I've got... Don't
tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. First
attack on Zebulon is an 18 to hit. Yep. Second
attack on Jules is a 12 to hit. Yep. Really?
Wait, really? Yep. Whoa. Two hits. One on each
of you. Zebulon will resolve yours first. Oh,
shit. This blast of psychic energy goes flying
up towards you. How did this turn around so poorly?
Zebulon. Oh, my God. That is 18 points of psychic
damage. Holy shit. Okay, Zebulon is down. She
stands tall, her eyes on you, and blasts out.
This strikes you, Zebulon, and you fall. The
blinding light. Arcing through your mind. And
the light takes you. And you are unconscious.
You are gone. And Jules. Pretty low damage. Still
seven damage. Jules. Oh, my God. Are you fucking
kidding me? Are you kidding? Oh, my God. It is
on John Franklin. Jules and Zebulon. I'm blind.
Both hit you. You're both just like. The shining
light covers your gaze, and you both fall at
the top of this dune. Okay. Let's finish this
fight. Okay. I need Zebulon to make a death save.
Okay. All right. All right. Hold on. Okay. Maybe.
Oh, my God. I can't believe this turned around.
What? What? Dude. What? What? I don't. Dude,
I just crit my pants out of stress. I don't know
what's happening. He's on the floor. That's it.
You know what? Hang on. Dude, this is the most
wild fucking fight. You see? His shirts are off.
His shirts are off. You need to get this for
Instagram content. I don't get it. Oh, my God.
I haven't rolled this many 20s the whole game.
Damn it. Wow. Sebulon, you wake up. Back up.
I don't even know how to do that from dead. Do
I just give myself one HP? Yeah, you gave yourself
one HP. You're back up with one HP, and I'm going
to let you fall into your mood. It makes no sense
to not do your turn. Please fucking take her
out. Fucking take her out. Sebulon, you stand
up. You're from Prone. Stand up from Prone. Okay,
so that's movement, so I can't use fucking steady
aim, but I can use a button. Yes. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I can't fucking believe. So we just
see the light takes Zebulon's eyes, and you fall.
Before this happens, I want you to describe what
you're thinking as the light takes you, as you're
falling into unconsciousness and maybe death.
What drives you back to your feet? Zebulon can't
stand the thought of leaving. Arhalon alone in
whatever darkness he's facing. So his face hits
the sand, and it could have been a second later,
an hour later, a day later. He doesn't know,
but his eyes open, and he stands up, sees her
still there, and with advantage takes his, well,
advantage canceled by her disadvantage, takes
his one shot. Use movement for steady aim, right?
I gave you a button. Oh, that's right. I forgot.
That was too cool. Your description was so cool,
I forgot everything that happened before that.
Take that shot. Take that shot. One shot. Holy
shit. If it's a crit, I'm going to punch you
in the face. 18. 18 hits. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah,
it does. 18 hits. Okay. D6 plus 4. No sneak attack
damage on this one. Five plus four is nine. Describe
it. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, my goodness. I
don't think she was expecting it. You see eyes
wide open in surprise. Yeah, I think she saw
Zebulon go down. She saw Jules go down. And all
of her focus was on Jaune. And maybe the whatever
camera we're viewing this game through was just
focused on her and on Jaune. And it's like that
movie moment where the bad guy holds his gun
out. And you hear a gunshot. But it's not her
gun. Oh, my God. And she looks down and she sees
this arrow pointing out of her belly. And that's
when she looks up the dune and realizes that
Zebulon's standing there. The wind. Blowing his
cape and cool shit like that. Once again, her
eyes are on you. Opened in shock and awe and
just fully impressed. I think the slightest smile
touches her face as she falls into the sand.
And we'll call it there.