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Hey, folks. We kind of fucked up our dates and

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timing, and at the beginning of this episode,

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you're going to hear us talking about fielding

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questions for an upcoming episode of Unzipped.

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Well, we have already fielded questions and recorded

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the damn episode already. So, whoops. On a different

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note, we do have a Discord server now. You can

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Our heroes found themselves once again facing

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the ire of Rue Moussant. While seeking out the

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turquoise lion, the gemstone incarnate connected

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to the world of Anchor and Sengar. Our heroes

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nearly fell into a most heinous trail. As the

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lion appeared before them amidst the sandy dunes

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of the preserve's desert biome, Jules swiftly

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came to a deadly realization. The incarnate before

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them was no more than an illusion. After Zeb

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tested the creature with an arrow shot, the true...

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We'll see. So what happens if we kill a luminary

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agent? Well, I mean, I don't think killing is

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really an option. I think we have to beat them,

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KO them, stabilize them, and then figure it out.

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Who is this party again? I don't think I've ever

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heard you guys say anything like that before.

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Stabilize? Not kill? Who the fuck are these goofballs?

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What show am I on right now? Nice. Real nice,

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David. Yeah. Yeah. You murder hobos. Are we going

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to get a map here or not? Oh, we'll pull a map.

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What if I wanted some banter before I threw you

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into the grinder? Not so much banter, but it

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is time to start fielding some questions for

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Unzipped. Oh, yeah. So if you have any burning

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questions about the show, Jeremy's love life.

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I've got some questions. That'll go real far.

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Yeah, hit us up on social media, Fantasy Pants

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Pod, and we'll probably collect questions for

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a week or so. Sounds about right. Yeah, so this

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is coming out on Monday. Probably you'll have

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the rest of the week and into the weekend to

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submit those, and then we'll record that as soon

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as we're able to. Hell yeah. I'm looking forward

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to some questions, folks. Please send them our

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way, because I love answering them. It's always

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fun. They're so fun, aren't they? It's a fun

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time. It's so good. There's no pressure. Just

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hanging out. No story to move forward. I'm excited

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to sing the theme song again. It's a high point

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for me. It's a good touch. It's a good touch.

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Nothing else to add to Unzipped. I don't know

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if either of you guys do. No, let's get to killing

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you guys. Oh, great. Fuck me. We'll peek behind

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the curtain here. We'll zip. There I am. Hi,

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I'm in the fly. It's me, David. Thanks for making

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me add that sound effect. It's me, David. I'm

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in the fly. And I want to tell you that Tears

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of the Kingdom just came out, and I can't wait

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to play it. And if I end this campaign tonight

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with this combat, with this goofball, I don't

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have to record anymore, and I get to play all

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week. I'm going to guess Zelda? Yeah, I don't

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know what the hell that is. Why? Was I right?

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Yes. Okay. That just sounded like a Zelda game.

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That's not impressive. Don't be impressed. Dude,

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I have not played Zelda since, like, the original

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Game Boy Zelda. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah, David,

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grow up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no. It was a joke. It was a joke. Yeah, no,

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get over here. I'll take my shirt off. Hang on.

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Hang on. Oh, God. Oh, he's taking his hat off.

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Oh, my God. He's taking his shirt off. He's ready

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to rumble. David, no shirts! This is the first

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time I've seen you with no shirts. Straight to

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rumble. David has literally, no joke, just removed

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his shirt. Beat my chest like a gorilla. He's

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ready to stand up. Standing like a brute. Ready

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to... Yeah! He's ready to stand up for Zelda.

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We're doing this. Which one's Zelda again? You

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better pick up your shirt if you don't want Danny

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to pee on it. You're so fucked. Zelda the guy

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with the... You're so fucked! Keep digging your

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grave, Steven. You say Zelda the guy. Your blessed

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bone dice won't save you from me. That's like

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saying, oh, I love Star Trek. May the force be

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with you, too. Exactly. All right. All right.

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You know what? You know what? I got a game to

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play. Donatello was my favorite Power Ranger.

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Let's get this fucking. Not that. Fuck off. Yeah.

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You know what? All right. You just tainted two

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of my favorite childhood shows. Hey, man, I know

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how to dig deep. Yeah, hear that? You hear that?

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It's the last thing Zebulon's ever going to hear.

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I mean, it doesn't sound like death combat music.

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It sounds like, oh, yeah, this is going to be

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aesthetic combat. No, stop it. It's scary and

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mean. Roll for initiative. Roll for initiative.

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All right, all right. What's Chester's initiative

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bonus? He's gone. Three goofballs here. Speaking

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of three. Oh, no. Wow. Wow. Impressive. That's

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unfortunate. 17 for Zeb. And a 10 for Jean. Okay.

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Here's the thing about this combat. You caught

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it early. You realized something was wrong. You

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did not approach the incarnate. I mentioned before,

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it's a little over 100 feet. away from you on

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the top of a different sort of dune ahead. And

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that's sort of where it was standing, where it

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vanished, and where now Rune stands next to another

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figure beside him. The figure of this elven woman

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with a strange sort of like fur robes adorned

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with these strange colored eyes. And actually,

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if you want to roll a history check before we

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start, go ahead on this figure. Oh, let's see

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if we recognize her. Zebulon certainly does not.

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I got a 21. 21, okay. You actually, maybe you've

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been around the Citadel for some time. Maybe

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Chester, listening around, heard some things,

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informed you. But maybe you're starting to get

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a little more knowledgeable on the luminary scene.

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This figure is indeed a luminary. Shit. 21's

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pretty good. You know that her name is Yara Ivanka.

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She's a luminary from Arnikek. But she goes by

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the name, probably not given to her, more a name

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that was affixed to her, attributed to her, Mesmerize.

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Stop it, it's cool. Hold on. Stop it, it's cool.

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It's not cool. You're fucking so dead. Did you

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come up with that? Shut up. I like it. A for

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effort. Damn it. It was Mesmerize. She is a talented

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illusionist. Okay. With over 20, I will say that

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you also recognize that the Goliath moving up

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to you is her sidekick. And all you know about

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him is that his name is Grunt. Everything you

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see here in this desert is difficult terrain.

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Oh, excellent. Which means that this is why it's

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so good. These guys weren't even close to you

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before. You stand on this one sort of solitary

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dune surrounded by all these other ones. You're

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kind of at the top of this place with a pretty

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good, like, sight on everything. But every other

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figure on this map is moving at half movement.

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Which means you catching this early is a massive

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advantage for you. So we should not try to move

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from this spot. So that being said... Yeah, as

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long as we have... Well, I mean, Zebulon at least

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has range. Does Jules have range? You have some

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spells. I have some spells, but not 120 feet.

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Sure. Yeah. So I'm going to use my full action

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and movement on this turn, unfortunately, to

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move this Goliath halfway to you, basically.

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That's all I can do. He has to go all out, just

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dashing. So they are six feet away. He's using

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his full movement to go 30 feet. And that's all

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I can do right now with him. You see that happens.

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Unfortunately, as he's moving over here, the

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figure ahead of you, not Rune, but the elven

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woman, Mesmer Eyes, we're going to call her that.

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Keep calling her that because it's fucking cool.

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He made pants people happen. He's going to make

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this happen. Make it happen. Damn it. I make

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things happen. I'm special. I don't know. I had

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a cider. Can I call her Mesmer? You can call

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her whatever you want. Just don't call her after

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dinner. I'm going to shoot you with magic now.

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Good try. Good try. This figure, you see this

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figure is like pouring sweat. She's like, and

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she's clearly from a, she's wearing this heavy

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sort of. fur coat. She's clearly from like a

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northern sort of tundra kind of area. I shouldn't

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say northern, but she's from a tundra sort of

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terrain. She's from Arnikik. So in this desert

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heat, she's just like melting, sweating, losing

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a lot of this sort of regal elven sort of way

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about her. She just like wipes her forehead and

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then cups her hands to her mouth and just calls

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out to you. I am sorry. It is not personal, but

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well, I must do as the rune says. You are to

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fall. And she raises up that sort of antler wand.

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I'm going to blast you because I'm actually within

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range to attack. Holy shit. Yes, I just saw.

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It's 120 feet on my... You've got to be kidding

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me. Yeah, baby. Great. I'm going to make two

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attacks. Now at the top of the hill, I have it

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shown as Zebulon and Jules. No, you know what?

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That actually isn't the case. Jean -Franck was

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making a move ahead. Jules stopped him last time,

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which means Jean -Franck is actually... ahead.

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Zebulon and John Franklin are actually ahead

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of Jules who's staying right behind them. Which

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means Jules can't be shot by this. Which is huge

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because I was going to shoot you. But I just

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remembered that whole exchange happened. John

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Franklin's there. I'm going to shoot one for

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Zeb, one for John Franklin. These two bolts of

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this sort of like purple shimmering energy launch

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out towards you. Zebulon first. 17 to hit. Yep.

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Right now, he's got his bow out, so his AC is

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16. Oh, boy. All right. And now, Jean Franklin.

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That's only going to be a 16 to hit. That does

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not hit. Okay. The bolt going to Jean Franklin,

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he just kind of, like, may turns his shell almost,

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like, takes on the shield, just sort of dissipates

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in this blast of light. But your Zebulon strikes

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you true. It, like, hammers into you and almost,

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like, is absorbed into your body. And you just

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see this flash of bright, bright light burning

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inside your mind, right in behind your eyes.

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You feel this explosion of psychic energy. And

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it's going to do... Wow, that is the worst damage

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roll of my life. Oh, thank God. It is going to

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do five psychic damage. Okay, that's great. That's

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great. So you just like, it's eclipsed, maybe

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eclipsed you a little bit. You feel it a bit

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like this burning sensation does some damage,

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but it does not do. A lot. Ow. Hey, you asshole.

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You're going to pay for that. That is going to

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be you, Zebulon. All right. Zebulon's going to

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turn his bow on this lady after taking steady

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aim and going to roll with advantage. 22. 22

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will hit. All right. So now I'm going to give

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her. 1d6 plus 4, and then 2d6 for sneak attack.

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Ooh, yeah, you're not moving, so that's brutal.

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I'm going to use three of these bone die. Oh,

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yeah. Yes. Does Muradin bless you? Not really.

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That's, well, 6 on 3d6 plus 4, so 10. Hey, that's

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not nothing. Not nothing, for sure, but... Man,

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I did not want to see two ones on those die.

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No, no. It's all right. She'll get another one.

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The arrow just launches across the sand. So the

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other dude, she's standing there with her staff,

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the handler staff still held out in front. And

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this arrow just punches right through her shoulder.

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She's almost grunts, slides down a little bit

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in the sand and just like looks up. And again,

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just like shouts out across to you. It's like,

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it is a good shot. You are worthy, but. Well,

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I'm afraid I have my eyes on you. It's a cool

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catchphrase. Yeah. It's a cool fucking catchphrase.

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You can't just say it into being. And is it too

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late slash would it be too lame for Zeb to just

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take one step back to be out of her range? That

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would be lame, wouldn't it? He has no way of

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knowing. It's still your turn. I know, but he

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has no way of knowing that that's her range.

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As much as I want to, I'm not going to do it.

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You sure? It's just not right. It makes sense.

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Okay. You're cool. I get it. All right, all right.

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Okay, that is... I mean, especially with what

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we have behind us, too, right? That's true. Yeah,

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you're getting closer to them. We're getting

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closer to either one. Still is not great. That's

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John Franklin. John Franklin is going to step

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behind into that space between Zeb and Jules,

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so he's lined up with Jules, and he's going to

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turn and ready an action to attack whichever

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of these two guys coming from below us. Okay,

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so he basically steps... Oh, I just moved everybody.

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Oh, we're all out of her range now. Great. Perfect.

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Yeah, let's just leave it. We're good. So he

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takes one step forward, basically, moving besides

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Jules, trying to, like, put his shell back to

00:14:58.710 --> 00:15:02.269
the magic woman and get his spear outrayed as

00:15:02.269 --> 00:15:06.590
a guard as these two figures move in. Hell yeah.

00:15:07.289 --> 00:15:10.570
That's going to be Trace. You see the goblin,

00:15:10.570 --> 00:15:14.149
your old adversary. I said, like, a lot. Eyes

00:15:14.149 --> 00:15:17.220
just... burning. Um, he'll do the same thing.

00:15:17.299 --> 00:15:18.539
Basically, he'll use his entire turn to just,

00:15:18.580 --> 00:15:21.799
like, run, run, just running as fast as he can

00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:24.200
through the sand, crawling, digging his way towards

00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:29.440
you. He's like, I've been waiting, I have. I've

00:15:29.440 --> 00:15:32.659
been waiting for this. I'm gonna eat you for

00:15:32.659 --> 00:15:36.600
reals now. This Tom dragons his juices. This

00:15:36.600 --> 00:15:39.879
Tom will eat you for reals. Just, like, just

00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:45.860
eyes red -tinted, furious. That's all I can do,

00:15:45.919 --> 00:15:48.340
though. Fortunately for me, I'm far away, and

00:15:48.340 --> 00:15:50.500
that's going to be Jules. All right. How far

00:15:50.500 --> 00:15:52.820
are they from us, behind us? They are 30 feet

00:15:52.820 --> 00:15:55.399
away now. 30 feet. Perfect. Jules is going to

00:15:55.399 --> 00:15:59.440
take one step towards them, and Jules is going

00:15:59.440 --> 00:16:02.460
to cast Tasha, Sidious Laughter onto Grunt. Okay.

00:16:03.340 --> 00:16:07.240
Okay. That's such a wild choice. So you'll see

00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:08.759
this guy moving towards you. All you hear him

00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:11.360
go is go, hey, and just starts moving up the

00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:15.279
hill towards you. All right. Raise your hands

00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:18.240
out. I'm going to roll that natural four. Nice.

00:16:18.379 --> 00:16:23.179
Yeah. Fuck yeah. All right. Your magic strikes

00:16:23.179 --> 00:16:25.460
him. He just goes, and just falls to the ground.

00:16:25.580 --> 00:16:29.039
And that's all he makes. But he's just lying

00:16:29.039 --> 00:16:32.039
on the ground, like, heaving, holding his belly.

00:16:32.100 --> 00:16:35.120
His face is, like, still complete, stony, like,

00:16:35.159 --> 00:16:37.179
straight face. But there are tears running out

00:16:37.179 --> 00:16:43.340
of the corner of his eyes. Just, oi. Oi. And

00:16:43.340 --> 00:16:47.179
then as a bonus action, I'm going to cast Bardic

00:16:47.179 --> 00:16:50.139
Inspiration onto Zebulon. Ooh, yeah. Oh, hell

00:16:50.139 --> 00:16:53.200
yeah. All right. All right. Take my D6 reminder

00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:56.799
here. And that's Jules. All right. And that is

00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:01.039
the end of the first round. Well, what else to

00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:05.680
do but fire off some more shots here. And Zebulon,

00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:07.799
unfortunately, you're the only one within range

00:17:07.799 --> 00:17:11.470
now. They're both coming to you. Now I will say

00:17:11.470 --> 00:17:13.410
you had not did you did you keep your bow out?

00:17:13.710 --> 00:17:17.509
Yeah, okay two attacks. That's a d12. So that's

00:17:17.509 --> 00:17:23.910
not gonna do it That is going to be a one hit

00:17:23.910 --> 00:17:26.529
one miss. Okay. All right. I'll take it. I'll

00:17:26.529 --> 00:17:32.109
take it Fortunately, this is not the complete

00:17:32.109 --> 00:17:34.710
flop of an attack I had last time this one is

00:17:34.710 --> 00:17:39.809
much more Powerful it strikes you true It's going

00:17:39.809 --> 00:17:43.470
to do 16 points of psychic damage. Oh, that's

00:17:43.470 --> 00:17:46.009
very bad. Are you shitting me? Oh, yeah. Very,

00:17:46.049 --> 00:17:49.390
very good roll. You're struck by this. And, like,

00:17:49.390 --> 00:17:50.950
I think you're feeling pretty cocky, feeling

00:17:50.950 --> 00:17:54.809
strong. But this bolt hits you. And, like, where

00:17:54.809 --> 00:17:56.730
before you felt that mild sort of explosion in

00:17:56.730 --> 00:17:59.309
your mind, this time it is rough. You're seeing

00:17:59.309 --> 00:18:02.170
only blinding light and spots and motes. And

00:18:02.170 --> 00:18:05.789
as it comes, you almost fall over, your mind

00:18:05.789 --> 00:18:09.779
going blank for a second. Just. fire behind your

00:18:09.779 --> 00:18:14.740
eyes. George, get this bitch off of me. It is

00:18:14.740 --> 00:18:19.940
not personal. And that's going to be Grunt, who

00:18:19.940 --> 00:18:22.140
is going to laugh on the ground like an idiot

00:18:22.140 --> 00:18:25.299
and make another roll. Thank heavens, because

00:18:25.299 --> 00:18:28.299
that's going to open up John's extra turn here.

00:18:28.519 --> 00:18:32.920
Nice. Nice. That is a 10 on the die. Fail. Or

00:18:32.920 --> 00:18:35.440
10 total, sorry. Fail. Yeah, yeah. Excellent,

00:18:35.579 --> 00:18:39.799
excellent. So he's just... All right. All right.

00:18:40.900 --> 00:18:45.240
Most painful sounding laugh in the world. Debulon,

00:18:45.259 --> 00:18:47.799
that's going to be you now. You got blasted,

00:18:47.799 --> 00:18:51.519
but you're standing tall. It's about to be personal.

00:18:53.140 --> 00:18:56.640
Oh, shit. You just did the best job making that

00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:59.240
sound as unintimating as possible. Sorry, I was

00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:01.329
trying to. I was trying to read and speak at

00:19:01.329 --> 00:19:04.150
the same time. I love Zebulon. It's so good.

00:19:04.329 --> 00:19:05.390
All right, we're going to do the same thing.

00:19:05.490 --> 00:19:10.750
Steady aim and two short bow rolls. Oh, shit.

00:19:11.589 --> 00:19:15.630
Ooh, first one. Crit all over this place. All

00:19:15.630 --> 00:19:19.210
over. Dude, I see it running down your leg. Stop

00:19:19.210 --> 00:19:21.990
it. Stop. I think we need to stop the recording

00:19:21.990 --> 00:19:25.150
for just a minute. I got to go change my shorts.

00:19:26.190 --> 00:19:28.529
I was getting ready to go over and actually stop

00:19:28.529 --> 00:19:30.109
it. You fuckers keep talking. I'm going to get

00:19:30.109 --> 00:19:36.950
a drink. Oh, damn. With sneak attack. Oh. It's

00:19:36.950 --> 00:19:39.410
unbelievable every time I hear it. David, give

00:19:39.410 --> 00:19:42.349
us the spiel again. Yes, please. When you crit,

00:19:42.509 --> 00:19:46.029
any die you roll that's not beyond a save, you

00:19:46.029 --> 00:19:48.730
get to apply to your crit. So we're talking...

00:19:49.109 --> 00:19:51.630
You get to double all of your sneak attack die.

00:19:51.730 --> 00:19:55.869
We're talking 6d6 plus 4. That's rogues, man.

00:19:55.970 --> 00:19:58.809
Holy shit. They generally get out damaged by

00:19:58.809 --> 00:20:00.410
other classes unless they get that sneak attack,

00:20:00.609 --> 00:20:02.670
and crits are where they shine. You're supposed

00:20:02.670 --> 00:20:04.769
to line up for those crits because that's your

00:20:04.769 --> 00:20:06.430
whole game. You've got to get those special shots.

00:20:06.829 --> 00:20:10.849
Don't use an unblessed d6. Apart from the bone

00:20:10.849 --> 00:20:13.769
die. Yeah, I'm going to use the 4 bone die, my

00:20:13.769 --> 00:20:18.400
blessed d6, and Jeremy's blessed d6. This is

00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:21.059
gross. I should mention, he hasn't been rolling.

00:20:21.160 --> 00:20:23.599
Rune has actually kind of stepped down behind

00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:25.700
the dune during this. He's seeing arrows fly.

00:20:25.859 --> 00:20:28.259
He's not wanting to be a coward little fucker.

00:20:31.319 --> 00:20:37.140
23. Holy crap. Oh, my God. Okay. Another shot.

00:20:37.299 --> 00:20:40.039
This time it's close to the arrow, but deeper

00:20:40.039 --> 00:20:43.099
in, closer towards the center of the chest. This

00:20:43.099 --> 00:20:46.920
is a good shot. Red begins to well up in that

00:20:46.920 --> 00:20:51.539
sort of fur armor, fur robe, just running down.

00:20:52.259 --> 00:20:55.900
And when Zebulon's hand lets loose from the bow,

00:20:56.079 --> 00:21:00.400
it just slowly, slowly drops it and watches it

00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:04.799
hit. How's that for personal? Oh, man, that was

00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:07.000
pretty good. I fucking love it. That was pretty

00:21:07.000 --> 00:21:11.740
good. And that's the end of his turn. Okay. Yeah,

00:21:11.859 --> 00:21:16.099
she's not even talking. Just like... blood sort

00:21:16.099 --> 00:21:18.299
of running out of the corner of her mouth. And

00:21:18.299 --> 00:21:21.539
that's John Franklin. Hey, John, could you help

00:21:21.539 --> 00:21:25.279
me out here? And John's going to turn around

00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:30.000
and put, let's say, 15 points back into Zeb.

00:21:30.740 --> 00:21:34.140
Okay, yeah. He's got a pool of 20 now. Hell yeah.

00:21:34.339 --> 00:21:35.940
I'm going to save a little bit of that. Let's

00:21:35.940 --> 00:21:38.900
see. Can I edit his lay on hands pool? I don't

00:21:38.900 --> 00:21:42.819
think I can. I think I did it. And that's his

00:21:42.819 --> 00:21:45.359
turn. He's just going to go back to being ready

00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:49.920
for these guys behind him. Okay. All right, so

00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:52.559
he turns. Blast you with a sort of holy healing

00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:56.000
light. Still kind of facing forward, watching

00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:59.440
these two figures approach. And that will be

00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:03.400
Trace. Jules, you step down five feet closer.

00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:07.079
As you cast this hideous laughter, you drop the

00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:11.529
Goliath of the Goblin. Season opening. And just

00:22:11.529 --> 00:22:15.710
grinning like a demon charges you for Trace.

00:22:16.130 --> 00:22:17.970
It's been a long time coming. He has just enough

00:22:17.970 --> 00:22:22.230
movement to reach you and to strike. Does Jaune

00:22:22.230 --> 00:22:24.309
still have his reaction? He does, yes. I think

00:22:24.309 --> 00:22:27.549
so, yeah. Yeah, Jaune's going to. Oh, my goodness.

00:22:27.829 --> 00:22:29.730
Jaune's going to use Noble Sacrifice and swap

00:22:29.730 --> 00:22:34.180
places with Jules. Holy shit. Okay. Okay, yeah,

00:22:34.259 --> 00:22:37.720
so Jules, you see Trace moves in, jumps on you,

00:22:37.799 --> 00:22:41.200
and you just, like, feel a hand grab you, yank

00:22:41.200 --> 00:22:44.740
you back as Jonathan steps before him. Trace

00:22:44.740 --> 00:22:48.319
just blazing, you fucking traitor, and strikes

00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:53.720
at him. Holy shit, let's do this. That's a hit.

00:22:54.259 --> 00:22:57.559
Damn, that was pretty good. Oh, it's not a crit.

00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:00.140
I do have improved critical, but that is not

00:23:00.140 --> 00:23:03.920
enough for that. Oof. Wow, that's not great,

00:23:03.980 --> 00:23:05.880
though. Only four points of damage. All right.

00:23:05.900 --> 00:23:08.779
Very low damage. Not bad, not bad. Oh, hang on.

00:23:08.819 --> 00:23:11.539
I'm actually going to add four more points on

00:23:11.539 --> 00:23:15.019
top of that with Eerie of the Small. Okay. So,

00:23:15.039 --> 00:23:18.980
yes, that is six, no, eight points total. Not

00:23:18.980 --> 00:23:22.839
nothing. Not nothing. He's just absolutely outraged.

00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:25.500
He almost had two jewels, and this tortle, this

00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:27.640
traitor steps in his way. He strikes out with

00:23:27.640 --> 00:23:30.400
everything he's got and cleaves through Jean

00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:33.700
-Francois's natural armor, you know, a shallow

00:23:33.700 --> 00:23:36.859
sort of gash into him. Jumping on winces, but

00:23:36.859 --> 00:23:40.299
stands tall. And we are going to move on to Jules

00:23:40.299 --> 00:23:42.960
the Roach. Guess what Jules is doing. What you

00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:45.619
got, baby? Take a wild guess. We just discussed

00:23:45.619 --> 00:23:49.380
trying not to kill. I'm casting Tasha's Hideous

00:23:49.380 --> 00:23:55.000
Laughter on Trace. God. Why not? What else am

00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:57.420
I going to do right now? All right. I want to

00:23:57.420 --> 00:24:00.480
get these two down. Yeah. I just want to get

00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:05.420
them to stop. Wisdom save. Wisdom save. Oh, that

00:24:05.420 --> 00:24:07.400
is a fail. Fuck yeah. It's a five on the die.

00:24:07.819 --> 00:24:10.059
Jeez. We got two prone enemies behind us. Yeah,

00:24:10.099 --> 00:24:12.500
you just, he's like cutting into him and he's

00:24:12.500 --> 00:24:14.119
like, you see he cuts into Jean -Francois's blood

00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:15.880
sort of at the end of his cinematography and

00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:21.359
he just... What's so funny there? What's so funny?

00:24:23.180 --> 00:24:26.259
He just drops to the ground like scream laughing

00:24:26.259 --> 00:24:29.000
next to the grunting gladiator I guess a short

00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:31.980
ways away from him now. Yeah, just dropping into

00:24:31.980 --> 00:24:35.079
the sand, in the heat, just kicking up sand all

00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.480
around him as he laughs. And like, you see, he's

00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:39.099
just like, as he's laughing, he's grunting and

00:24:39.099 --> 00:24:43.579
screaming out rage, rage. As a bonus action,

00:24:43.700 --> 00:24:45.700
I'm going to cast Bardic Inspiration onto Jean

00:24:45.700 --> 00:24:48.880
Franklin. Ooh, hell yeah. Yeah. Here we go. This

00:24:48.880 --> 00:24:54.500
is... Feeling inspired. You see sort of panting

00:24:54.500 --> 00:24:57.920
and breathing, hand clutching the wound, sort

00:24:57.920 --> 00:25:01.650
of, you know, at the side of her chest. What

00:25:01.650 --> 00:25:04.190
was the name I thought of again? Mesmerize was

00:25:04.190 --> 00:25:13.150
so cool. Mesmerize. If you would have just said

00:25:13.150 --> 00:25:16.869
mesmerize, it'd be fine. But you said mesmerize.

00:25:17.490 --> 00:25:20.450
Mesmerize. With the eyes all over her, like,

00:25:20.450 --> 00:25:24.490
clothing. Yeah, it's cool. They're mesmerizing.

00:25:25.029 --> 00:25:29.269
So you get it. You get it. Yorivanka. Basically,

00:25:29.349 --> 00:25:32.000
just like... clutching this wound here, raise

00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:34.519
her staff one more time, looking fiercely at

00:25:34.519 --> 00:25:38.720
you, Zebulon. And she vanishes. Oh, fuck me.

00:25:39.519 --> 00:25:43.940
And let me do some DM things. Well, I don't like

00:25:43.940 --> 00:25:49.900
that at all. Easy there, buddy. Knocked my whole

00:25:49.900 --> 00:25:51.819
system here. All right. Gregor, Gregor, Gregor.

00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:54.799
Oh, I had to make a roll because I'm still laughing.

00:25:55.880 --> 00:25:57.859
Grunt's turn. The Goliath has not yet done anything

00:25:57.859 --> 00:26:01.240
cool. But he will soon once he's done. Laughing

00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:04.579
on the ground. Ooh. No, that still wouldn't do

00:26:04.579 --> 00:26:07.579
it. That's an 11. Nope. Nice. Nope. Oh, my God.

00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:11.140
I thought you were going to say 14. Holy shit.

00:26:11.299 --> 00:26:12.960
Personally, I thought he had a bonus, and then

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:14.839
I was like, no, he doesn't. It's something else.

00:26:15.259 --> 00:26:19.299
Yeah, no, I don't have a bonus. So sad. So, okay.

00:26:19.619 --> 00:26:22.220
He's just still on the ground, weep laughing.

00:26:22.779 --> 00:26:25.140
This is terrible. I thought I had you guys. Oh,

00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:30.180
my God. Oh, another world. You'd be dead. That's

00:26:30.180 --> 00:26:34.259
okay. Because it is Zebulon's turn. Yeah, you'd

00:26:34.259 --> 00:26:38.619
better run. That's right. Zebulon's going to

00:26:38.619 --> 00:26:43.799
turn around, walk over to Trace, who's on the

00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:47.240
ground, and David, what I want to do is throw

00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:52.819
a pair of manacles on him. Huh. Huh. Ooh. Mm

00:26:52.819 --> 00:26:56.519
-hmm. Here's what I'll say. I... i hate this

00:26:56.519 --> 00:27:00.700
i am incapacitated whoa i mean that's that's

00:27:00.700 --> 00:27:03.759
the rule i can't i have to make a save after

00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:06.200
a successful like attack line so here's what

00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:09.700
i want you to do i want you to roll i'm gonna

00:27:09.700 --> 00:27:11.559
do let's do it let's make a strength contest

00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:14.240
but you're gonna get advantage uh because basically

00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:15.740
you're just still kind of like laughing there

00:27:15.740 --> 00:27:17.099
you're just kind of grabbing and pulling them

00:27:17.099 --> 00:27:19.920
together uh and Yeah, I think that's the best

00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:22.759
way to handle this. You advantage, or he has

00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:24.640
disadvantage actually as well. So you roll once,

00:27:24.700 --> 00:27:26.779
I'll roll twice, take the lower. I'm sorry, was

00:27:26.779 --> 00:27:29.400
this on Grunt or was this on Trace? On Trace,

00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:33.259
okay. All right, so I'm... So Athletics, we'll

00:27:33.259 --> 00:27:37.339
call it. Okay, yeah. I'm probably going to end

00:27:37.339 --> 00:27:39.259
up using my Bardic Inspiration. Now I'm just

00:27:39.259 --> 00:27:40.940
trying to decide if I want to use a button or

00:27:40.940 --> 00:27:44.099
not. I feel like it's smart to use a button.

00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:45.480
I feel like this is a pretty good opportunity.

00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:51.140
Yeah, yeah. And you can even still choose to

00:27:51.140 --> 00:27:52.680
use the Bardic Inspiration die after you see

00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:54.819
your roll. Right, exactly. So we're both rolling

00:27:54.819 --> 00:27:56.660
twice. I'm taking the low, you're taking the

00:27:56.660 --> 00:27:59.539
higher. This is rough. Holy shit. And I've got

00:27:59.539 --> 00:28:01.640
my Bardic Inspiration in the back pocket. You

00:28:01.640 --> 00:28:03.680
can feel, though, as you run in with those, you

00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:06.420
grab his hands and he's laughing, glaring at

00:28:06.420 --> 00:28:10.440
you with tearful eyes. But his muscles are wiry

00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:12.759
and strong. You feel there is raw strength and

00:28:12.759 --> 00:28:22.240
just hatred there. Oh, my God. Holy crit, baby.

00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:26.660
You crit again? I'm not shitting you. Well, I

00:28:26.660 --> 00:28:28.980
am shitting myself. You are critting. I'm critting

00:28:28.980 --> 00:28:32.599
myself. Yep. I'm not critting you. I am critting

00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:34.759
you. Guys, I'm going to have so much fucking

00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:39.920
work cleaning up this studio. God. Thanks. Here's

00:28:39.920 --> 00:28:48.180
the unfortunate news. I also crit. I crit. Holy

00:28:48.180 --> 00:28:54.359
shit. Holy shit. I want you to describe the,

00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:59.119
however you want to bind this goblin, like putty

00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:02.160
in your hands, it happens. Like he tries to fight

00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:04.960
back and like he just, oh no, almost like this

00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:07.460
kick of laughter hits him so hard that he just

00:29:07.460 --> 00:29:09.180
loses all strength and you just have complete

00:29:09.180 --> 00:29:12.559
ability to like manipulate his body. I mean like,

00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:16.440
oh, 20 versus a one. You can't, I mean, at that

00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:19.559
point, can I ask for a hog tie? You can. Okay,

00:29:19.660 --> 00:29:21.779
sweet. We're going to hog tie Trace. You can

00:29:21.779 --> 00:29:24.900
ask for a horse tie. Oh, that's... Hey, man,

00:29:25.019 --> 00:29:29.640
that's a soft spot. Guys, guys, this is the second

00:29:29.640 --> 00:29:32.519
time that Trace has been tied up by us. Oh, my

00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:37.759
God. I... Oh, my God. This is just too good.

00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:41.359
This is too good. Oh, God. You just tie him up.

00:29:41.420 --> 00:29:48.890
He's just like... I hate it. I hate it so much.

00:29:49.130 --> 00:29:54.670
I hate it so much. Just like, oh, the saddest

00:29:54.670 --> 00:29:56.529
goblin. Trace, we're going to take you in, buddy.

00:29:57.250 --> 00:30:01.769
Holy shit. This is what happens when you work

00:30:01.769 --> 00:30:06.069
for guys like Rune. Oh, my God. That's John Franklin.

00:30:06.430 --> 00:30:09.509
He looks down at this and almost looks like super

00:30:09.509 --> 00:30:12.569
pity of Lea Trace and just says, it wasn't too

00:30:12.569 --> 00:30:14.809
late for me. It's not too late for you either.

00:30:15.210 --> 00:30:18.150
I know desperation can cause us to do things

00:30:18.150 --> 00:30:22.009
that we wouldn't normally do, but Rune is bad.

00:30:22.809 --> 00:30:26.230
There's a better way. So I'd kind of like for

00:30:26.230 --> 00:30:32.390
Jaune to look around. Maybe he's not quite as

00:30:32.390 --> 00:30:36.170
off his guard as Zebulon is and see if he can

00:30:36.170 --> 00:30:40.250
notice footprints in the sand from this. mage

00:30:40.250 --> 00:30:43.089
who's gone invisible here. Yeah, that is beautiful.

00:30:44.250 --> 00:30:46.089
What's it called? A seek check or search check?

00:30:46.250 --> 00:30:49.829
Yeah, it takes an action to basically do that

00:30:49.829 --> 00:30:53.769
check in combat, but you can full on do it. Sweet.

00:30:54.750 --> 00:30:56.869
What's the role? I'm looking at his sheet here.

00:30:57.130 --> 00:30:59.930
It's going to be perception. I'll allow investigation

00:30:59.930 --> 00:31:04.150
too. Okay, so investigation is going to be better

00:31:04.150 --> 00:31:06.950
for Jean because he has a plus two to that. Okay.

00:31:07.750 --> 00:31:10.559
All right, so I'm going to roll. This plus two

00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:14.359
for Jaune. And this is something I can also use

00:31:14.359 --> 00:31:16.220
my Bardic Inspiration die on, right? Correct.

00:31:16.319 --> 00:31:18.779
You absolutely can. And you get other bonuses

00:31:18.779 --> 00:31:21.599
for using it for different checks, right? Oh,

00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:23.559
my God. I hate this. Yeah, let me double check.

00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:25.880
Let me double check here. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.

00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:30.119
So, yeah, because he's got the motive potential.

00:31:31.140 --> 00:31:33.769
It can be rolled again. It can be rolled twice,

00:31:33.869 --> 00:31:35.509
and you can choose which one to use. Oh, I can

00:31:35.509 --> 00:31:37.869
roll the D6 twice? Yep. Okay, sweet. All right,

00:31:37.890 --> 00:31:41.970
let's roll the D20. Let's see what we got. That's

00:31:41.970 --> 00:31:44.769
a 12 plus 2 is 14. I'm going to use it. I feel

00:31:44.769 --> 00:31:47.690
like that's close enough. I would agree with

00:31:47.690 --> 00:31:49.450
that. All right, let's see what we got here.

00:31:51.690 --> 00:31:55.549
Five for the first. All right, so five was the

00:31:55.549 --> 00:31:57.890
higher, so that's, what did I say, 17? No, you

00:31:57.890 --> 00:32:04.210
said 14 plus 5. Okay, so that's 19. Whipping

00:32:04.210 --> 00:32:07.549
around. Oh, I will say one thing. Do you want

00:32:07.549 --> 00:32:09.130
to move Jean Franklin? Because he's now, he's

00:32:09.130 --> 00:32:10.569
not like at the top of the dune. He's a little

00:32:10.569 --> 00:32:13.349
ways. Sure, yeah. I guess that he would walk

00:32:13.349 --> 00:32:15.190
to the top to get a good look around. I would

00:32:15.190 --> 00:32:16.789
assume that, you know, because you know where

00:32:16.789 --> 00:32:19.349
they were before. And he's on the opposite side

00:32:19.349 --> 00:32:21.269
of like a structure from that. So he stands up.

00:32:21.289 --> 00:32:24.150
He moves up next to Zebulon. Zebulon's actually

00:32:24.150 --> 00:32:27.710
down the trace now. Okay. So Jean Franklin steps

00:32:27.710 --> 00:32:31.390
up to the top of the dune. Moving away from Jewel's

00:32:31.390 --> 00:32:35.839
side. And looks out over the sandy dunes. The

00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:37.960
wind is blowing, whipping the sand, shifting

00:32:37.960 --> 00:32:41.440
it constantly. And yet, you see he points a finger

00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:46.980
out. Just as Isav tracks. Fresh is overtaken

00:32:46.980 --> 00:32:50.859
in a single, two single holes for two feet. Stands.

00:32:51.859 --> 00:32:56.640
There! She's there! And he points it out. I'll

00:32:56.640 --> 00:32:58.890
put her on the map. You can see where she is.

00:32:58.990 --> 00:33:00.930
You have disadvantage still at striking that

00:33:00.930 --> 00:33:03.730
square because invisibility is still active.

00:33:03.970 --> 00:33:07.509
But you know where to hit. Sweet. How far is

00:33:07.509 --> 00:33:12.349
that? That is, I believe, yeah, about 40 feet.

00:33:12.829 --> 00:33:16.750
Okay. Okay. Okay, that's John Bennett's turn.

00:33:17.910 --> 00:33:20.349
Yes, I don't think he has anything else. All

00:33:20.349 --> 00:33:24.029
right. I mean, it's Trace. I'll see if he stops

00:33:24.029 --> 00:33:28.000
laughing at least. Nope. He's still laughing.

00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:30.299
And doesn't he, doesn't he fall out of rage now

00:33:30.299 --> 00:33:33.480
where he is not able to attack? Um, he doesn't,

00:33:33.480 --> 00:33:35.220
he's actually not, uh, he doesn't, he's not barbarian.

00:33:35.259 --> 00:33:37.359
He's a fighter to archetype. Oh, yes. Pepper

00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:38.839
was the barbarian. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Um,

00:33:38.900 --> 00:33:42.460
but like, he's just on the ground, like weep,

00:33:42.460 --> 00:33:44.839
laughing his face and then fully full on, like

00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:48.450
pressed into the sand. Excellent. Um, Very sad

00:33:48.450 --> 00:33:52.190
goblin. It's amazing, right? I have rolled every

00:33:52.190 --> 00:33:54.450
single save against Tasha's Laughter has been

00:33:54.450 --> 00:33:57.930
abysmal this entire campaign. Someday my karma

00:33:57.930 --> 00:33:59.730
is going to even out. Someday. That spell has

00:33:59.730 --> 00:34:04.089
been like MVP. Oh, my God. Jules, it's you. I'll

00:34:04.089 --> 00:34:05.529
actually say, because it says if you're attacked,

00:34:05.829 --> 00:34:08.010
he'll undo it. Maybe that, like, I think Restrainium

00:34:08.010 --> 00:34:10.690
could. It doesn't really matter. He's literally

00:34:10.690 --> 00:34:11.789
restrained anyway. He's just going to sit there

00:34:11.789 --> 00:34:14.449
and laugh. Okay. I want to make sure I get the

00:34:14.449 --> 00:34:16.739
rules right. I don't know. But it doesn't matter

00:34:16.739 --> 00:34:18.539
in this case because, like, no matter what happens,

00:34:18.699 --> 00:34:22.300
he is fully out of this fight. I want to move

00:34:22.300 --> 00:34:27.340
up and cast Tasha's on her, but I feel like she

00:34:27.340 --> 00:34:31.039
would have a very high modifier for wisdom. I

00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:33.440
also am fairly certain it will say a target you

00:34:33.440 --> 00:34:35.500
can see. Oh, we can't see her yet. That's right.

00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:37.780
Yes, yes. So until she's visible, you would not

00:34:37.780 --> 00:34:42.599
be able to use it. You are correct. Shit. So

00:34:42.599 --> 00:34:45.079
in that case... All right, as a bonus action,

00:34:45.179 --> 00:34:46.699
I'm going to cast Bardic Inspiration on myself.

00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:50.780
And then there's a new spell I'm whipping out.

00:34:51.340 --> 00:34:54.340
I'm going to cast Bless. There you go. On to

00:34:54.340 --> 00:34:58.480
the three of us. Oh, yeah, baby. So Bless, I

00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:00.659
can Bless up to three creatures of my choice

00:35:00.659 --> 00:35:03.659
within range. When either creature makes an attack

00:35:03.659 --> 00:35:07.340
or save, the target can roll a D4 and add that

00:35:07.340 --> 00:35:09.760
number rolled to the attack or save. It's an

00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:12.420
incredible support spell. You cannot go wrong

00:35:12.420 --> 00:35:15.179
with that. So now we can all add a d4 to an attack

00:35:15.179 --> 00:35:17.900
or a save. Hell yeah. You know what? I've got

00:35:17.900 --> 00:35:19.860
to check something. Give me a quick second. I

00:35:19.860 --> 00:35:22.960
want to avoid a wedgie if we get one. Okay. Okay,

00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:26.699
so I just looked into this. Tasha's and Bless

00:35:26.699 --> 00:35:28.519
are both concentration spells. I did not realize

00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:32.059
Tasha's has been a notorious wedgie causer. Tasha's

00:35:32.059 --> 00:35:33.980
going around the schoolyard playground giving

00:35:33.980 --> 00:35:37.860
everyone a wedgie, and I hate it. So technically

00:35:37.860 --> 00:35:40.179
speaking, when it was cast on Trace, it should

00:35:40.179 --> 00:35:42.139
have worn off on Grunt. So what's going to happen

00:35:42.139 --> 00:35:43.860
is I'll give Grunt. I'll have a wear off of Grunt

00:35:43.860 --> 00:35:47.039
now. He'll get his next turn. And here's what

00:35:47.039 --> 00:35:50.000
it is. He did not expect to fall down and laugh

00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:51.599
so hard. So it kind of took a minute to kind

00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:54.159
of get his bearing straight. It's all that difficult

00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:56.460
terrain. And we caught it before this was all

00:35:56.460 --> 00:35:59.019
over. Here's what I'll do, actually. Normally

00:35:59.019 --> 00:36:01.199
he's prone. I'm going to say basically just to

00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:02.320
make up for it, because all that would have happened

00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:04.179
in that round is he would have had to use half

00:36:04.179 --> 00:36:05.940
his movement to stand up, and then he only gets

00:36:05.940 --> 00:36:08.400
like... half his movement to move. So he would

00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:09.699
have basically made it no, he would have made

00:36:09.699 --> 00:36:12.019
it like five feet. Basically, I'll just say that

00:36:12.019 --> 00:36:14.099
he gets to you. He gets to move his full 15,

00:36:14.219 --> 00:36:16.239
whatever he gets. That's fair. Yeah, totally.

00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:18.760
So he'll be there. He'll be there at the same

00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:21.019
time, pretty much. Yeah. Okay, so it's like it

00:36:21.019 --> 00:36:23.340
never even happened. Yeah, never happened. You

00:36:23.340 --> 00:36:27.340
can choose to use Bless if you desire. But then

00:36:27.340 --> 00:36:29.119
Trace will be... It will override Trace's laughter.

00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:32.500
Trace is very fully hogtied. Right. I'll even

00:36:32.500 --> 00:36:34.820
tell you this. Normally, I do have a check I

00:36:34.820 --> 00:36:38.039
can make to break out of manacles. 20 versus

00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:41.000
a 1, I'm not making that check. He's incapacitated.

00:36:42.059 --> 00:36:45.380
That's very generous. In that case, I'm still

00:36:45.380 --> 00:36:48.659
going to cast Bless. Okay, sweet. Alright, alright.

00:36:49.739 --> 00:36:53.119
So that's the end of your turn, then. Well, now

00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:56.739
I have myself a very difficult question to ask.

00:36:56.920 --> 00:36:59.699
Do I... I've been revealed. I know I've been

00:36:59.699 --> 00:37:02.909
revealed. I'm still invisible. Yeah, I'm going

00:37:02.909 --> 00:37:05.369
to keep moving forward. And I'm going to strike.

00:37:06.389 --> 00:37:09.489
And that, I assume, causes you to not be invisible

00:37:09.489 --> 00:37:11.590
anymore? Good point. I forgot about that part.

00:37:12.489 --> 00:37:19.030
All right, I'm DM now. Why can't I grab my token?

00:37:19.849 --> 00:37:22.489
Move aside, David. Oh, I'm DM later, that's why.

00:37:23.489 --> 00:37:27.389
I just realized I had a special ability I hadn't

00:37:27.389 --> 00:37:28.710
been utilizing because I didn't realize it was

00:37:28.710 --> 00:37:33.639
a bonus action. But now I know. Okay. Yes. Let's

00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:36.440
have a little fun, shall we? Uh -oh. Steven.

00:37:36.619 --> 00:37:39.659
Oh, goddammit, Steven. You gave me a button.

00:37:39.900 --> 00:37:45.119
Oh, yep. Yara Ivanka is going to move forward

00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:47.679
more. Jean -Francois watches as, like, more steps

00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:51.960
in the sand start running, then slides, and she

00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:56.119
appears again before him, holding her staff out.

00:37:56.460 --> 00:37:58.179
I knew I was going to regret it as soon as I

00:37:58.179 --> 00:37:59.880
did it. You said you were going to regret it.

00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:02.199
I know, but it was so good, David. First attack

00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:07.679
with advantage on the turtle. Went from a natural

00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:11.079
one to a hit. Jesus. I love that. God damn it.

00:38:14.639 --> 00:38:17.840
Pretty good damage, too. All right, that is going

00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:22.360
to be 17 points of psychic damage. John Franklin

00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:25.130
staying tall just... Ooh, eyes light up as he's

00:38:25.130 --> 00:38:28.730
just struck by this blast. That was my button

00:38:28.730 --> 00:38:31.090
attack. I get one more attack. That turtle has

00:38:31.090 --> 00:38:34.190
some high AC. The button gives you two attacks.

00:38:34.349 --> 00:38:35.670
Oh, you just had two attacks. I have two attacks.

00:38:35.909 --> 00:38:38.429
The second one does miss, though. Thank heavens,

00:38:38.530 --> 00:38:42.070
because he's got 90 left. Does he really? Yeah.

00:38:42.510 --> 00:38:47.369
Wow. 17. Okay, yeah. I know he has like 30 -something,

00:38:47.449 --> 00:38:49.650
right? Yeah, he took 8, and then he took 17.

00:38:49.769 --> 00:38:52.969
Sweet. I mean... Oh, no. Poor John Franklin.

00:38:53.110 --> 00:38:56.570
We're all so sad. We're so upset about this.

00:38:57.909 --> 00:39:02.030
I will choose a bonus action. You see that suddenly,

00:39:02.110 --> 00:39:06.829
superimposed over her body, another image of

00:39:06.829 --> 00:39:09.010
her sort of appears, and the two stars are shifting

00:39:09.010 --> 00:39:12.829
around each other. Oh, no. As she displaces herself.

00:39:13.329 --> 00:39:18.889
Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. What does that mean mechanically?

00:39:19.900 --> 00:39:22.219
disadvantage on any attacks against her. I hate

00:39:22.219 --> 00:39:26.860
it. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. On top of that, our

00:39:26.860 --> 00:39:29.460
Goliath friend is moving up to you, Zebulon.

00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:32.980
Yep. Great. Great, great, great. Oh, I hate that.

00:39:33.099 --> 00:39:35.679
I have pack tactics, which means that I would

00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:38.039
have advantage on attacks rolls against you if

00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:39.800
I'm within five feet of another creature, which

00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:42.260
I am. Trace is there, but it specifies in the

00:39:42.260 --> 00:39:45.960
ally isn't incapacitated. Trace is fully incapacitated.

00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:49.199
That is great. So it's like, well... He just

00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:51.219
kind of looks down at Trace, who's still weeping

00:39:51.219 --> 00:39:54.340
into the sand, and just does a, and just turns

00:39:54.340 --> 00:39:59.000
to you. And just starts to strike. Here we go.

00:39:59.980 --> 00:40:05.300
Zebulon. Ooh, that is going to hit. I'm fairly

00:40:05.300 --> 00:40:09.800
certain with a 19. Yep, that's a hit. Goddamn.

00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:13.639
Oh, yeah, baby. First attack is eight damage.

00:40:14.179 --> 00:40:17.900
First attack is eight damage. Second attack.

00:40:19.329 --> 00:40:23.849
is going to... No, it's only a 15. Ha -ha. That

00:40:23.849 --> 00:40:26.809
misses. Oh, by one, right? Yes, by one right

00:40:26.809 --> 00:40:30.710
now. Yep. Oh, yeah, yeah. So second one, you

00:40:30.710 --> 00:40:32.550
barely managed to, like, dodge your hat out of

00:40:32.550 --> 00:40:34.789
the way. This club just takes you once hard,

00:40:34.929 --> 00:40:36.449
and then he rears again to hit you again. You

00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:38.309
duck out of the way. You feel the stones of the

00:40:38.309 --> 00:40:40.510
club just grazing the scales on the top of your

00:40:40.510 --> 00:40:45.530
head, just over your horns. And, yeah, that is

00:40:45.530 --> 00:40:49.719
my attack with him. That's you, Zebulon. All

00:40:49.719 --> 00:40:53.340
right, big guy. And Zeb drops his bow and he

00:40:53.340 --> 00:40:56.960
draws his sabers. All right, fellas, the spell

00:40:56.960 --> 00:41:02.300
cash is up to you. And Zeb's going to take his

00:41:02.300 --> 00:41:11.369
first swing at this guy. That's a 21. Oh, my

00:41:11.369 --> 00:41:13.989
God. You are kidding. Dude, I'm not kidding.

00:41:14.070 --> 00:41:18.230
Stop it. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Stop it. I'm serious.

00:41:18.510 --> 00:41:22.489
Holy crit. Third one. Holy crit. Dude, in, like,

00:41:22.550 --> 00:41:25.769
five or six rolls. That is wild. These are blessed

00:41:25.769 --> 00:41:28.250
dice. That is fucking wild. These are fully blessed

00:41:28.250 --> 00:41:30.369
dice. Holy shit. Oh, my God. They're running

00:41:30.369 --> 00:41:32.110
out of blessing, damn it. They're running out.

00:41:32.429 --> 00:41:34.650
No, I think they're getting stronger. No. And,

00:41:34.650 --> 00:41:36.989
I mean, like, we can be super nitpicky if we

00:41:36.989 --> 00:41:41.050
want, but... I would like to retroactively take

00:41:41.050 --> 00:41:44.090
a 5 -foot step over so that I'm not right next

00:41:44.090 --> 00:41:45.789
to Trace so that I get my sneak attack damage

00:41:45.789 --> 00:41:47.690
from Swashbuckler. That's absolutely fine, of

00:41:47.690 --> 00:41:49.190
course. Okay, I kind of figured that was fine.

00:41:49.989 --> 00:41:55.289
Holy shit. Okay, so the first attack is just

00:41:55.289 --> 00:42:02.929
the 1d8 plus 4, and then 2d8 plus 4, and then

00:42:02.929 --> 00:42:07.280
the 2d6 for sneak attack. So unbelievable. Okay,

00:42:07.400 --> 00:42:10.739
let's throw these 2d6 in there first to get that

00:42:10.739 --> 00:42:12.800
out of the way. This is full design to be unfair.

00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:19.559
And you guys are just mopping up. Holy shit.

00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:21.980
I'm counting on you to do the math because I

00:42:21.980 --> 00:42:23.400
wasn't paying attention to all of those rolls.

00:42:23.420 --> 00:42:26.059
Yeah, hold on a sec. What is happening? Don't

00:42:26.059 --> 00:42:28.159
let him see it. Don't let him see it. Stop it.

00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:31.420
Don't let him see it. No! There was a 6 in there

00:42:31.420 --> 00:42:33.409
too, wasn't there? Oh, no, no, no. That wasn't

00:42:33.409 --> 00:42:36.110
it. No, yeah. The first D8 roll was a 5. The

00:42:36.110 --> 00:42:38.670
second D8 roll was a 7. The third D8 roll was

00:42:38.670 --> 00:42:42.550
an 8. 20. Then it's plus 8 because those 12 attacks

00:42:42.550 --> 00:42:48.989
get plus 4. Then it's plus 8 for the sneak attack.

00:42:49.630 --> 00:42:55.949
30 fucking 6. Damage. That's... I didn't think

00:42:55.949 --> 00:42:57.710
that was right. I had to pull up my calculator.

00:42:57.710 --> 00:43:02.059
I didn't think that was right. Fuck. I... Have

00:43:02.059 --> 00:43:05.440
a chance to survive this. As a Goliath, I have

00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:08.719
Stone's Endurance as a passive. I can, as a reaction,

00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:13.880
roll a d12. And my con modifier, I have a plus

00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:17.179
two con. I'm rolling a d12. I'm going to tell

00:43:17.179 --> 00:43:22.340
you right now. You're on 36. Fucking 36. I need

00:43:22.340 --> 00:43:26.199
to get a three or over on the die. Ah, okay.

00:43:26.340 --> 00:43:28.159
So it's probably okay. Except I'm going to give

00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:31.380
you two buttons for disadvantage. What are you

00:43:31.380 --> 00:43:34.679
doing? Two buttons for disadvantage. Oh, but

00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:40.039
that's still really... Okay. If it can make him

00:43:40.039 --> 00:43:45.659
go down? He does stay up. Yeah. I got lower,

00:43:45.719 --> 00:43:47.480
though, the second time, so he has less HP than

00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:51.039
he did before. Okay. Shit. I stand still with...

00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:52.599
I still don't think that was a waste of a button,

00:43:52.659 --> 00:43:53.980
because he got lower the second time. Yeah, it

00:43:53.980 --> 00:43:56.320
made it a one out of six. I mean, how amazing

00:43:56.320 --> 00:44:02.440
would it have been? Still, just this absolute

00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.860
incredible strike by Zebulon. The only reason

00:44:05.860 --> 00:44:07.579
you don't drop this guy, you can feel it, is

00:44:07.579 --> 00:44:10.039
that his body seems to harden like stone where

00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:12.380
the blade hits. You feel like your blade sparks

00:44:12.380 --> 00:44:15.800
fly for a second as you rake across this stone

00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:19.000
form, but you still cut in before this fully

00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:22.619
happened. You still just carve a chunk deep into

00:44:22.619 --> 00:44:26.800
him. Both your blades are striking true. He just,

00:44:26.820 --> 00:44:30.360
like, just loud grunt, sort of slides back in

00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:33.440
the sand a little bit, barely standing. Stand

00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:38.440
down! Make him stand down! Oh, my God. That's

00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:40.659
John Franklin. Oh, crap. What is John Franklin

00:44:40.659 --> 00:44:43.059
going to do? I mean, he can't get to the caster.

00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:47.079
I mean, he could get to this guy, maybe. What's

00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:48.900
his movement speed? And then we're talking, I

00:44:48.900 --> 00:44:51.659
see he's 30 feet. He could get to him. He can

00:44:51.659 --> 00:44:54.079
get to him? He can get to the Goliath, yes. He's

00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:57.889
15 feet away, exactly. Okay. And tell me again

00:44:57.889 --> 00:45:00.170
about our non -lethal rules. Is it disadvantage?

00:45:00.869 --> 00:45:03.429
Yes. So attack with disadvantage, but then you

00:45:03.429 --> 00:45:06.309
get the full... Yep, full damage. It's just harder

00:45:06.309 --> 00:45:08.110
to get that, like, you know, as it should be.

00:45:08.150 --> 00:45:09.690
If you're just bringing a deadly weapon, but

00:45:09.690 --> 00:45:11.449
you're trying to keep someone alive. He is also

00:45:11.449 --> 00:45:14.789
blessed. Right, exactly. He's blessed, and he

00:45:14.789 --> 00:45:17.230
still has his Bardic Inspiration, right? You

00:45:17.230 --> 00:45:19.210
used his Bardic Inspiration. Oh, okay. I believe.

00:45:19.550 --> 00:45:21.789
I remember I used one of them. You used his to

00:45:21.789 --> 00:45:24.090
see the footsteps. Yes, good call, good call.

00:45:24.920 --> 00:45:28.500
Okie doke, he's going to run over and make a

00:45:28.500 --> 00:45:34.400
non -lethal attack. That's a plus 4 to hit. And

00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:38.980
I am almost certainly going to use this d4 for

00:45:38.980 --> 00:45:47.559
the bless. That's a 17. 8, 4, 12. Let's see what

00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:54.219
the d4 gives me. 14. 14 hits. Oh my goodness.

00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:57.280
Holy shit. Okay, that's great. He's not heavily

00:45:57.280 --> 00:45:58.920
armored. He's just wearing leather straps over

00:45:58.920 --> 00:46:04.440
his body. Alright, d6 plus 2. That's just 4.

00:46:05.539 --> 00:46:09.739
Because of that button, that's enough damage.

00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:13.800
Oh yeah! There we go. There's that button coming

00:46:13.800 --> 00:46:15.639
into handy. It would not have been enough damage.

00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:17.780
I would have had 5 HP left. I had 4. Oh my goodness.

00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:21.980
Holy shit. That is nuts. Jean -Francois steps

00:46:21.980 --> 00:46:24.099
forward, and, like, I think you see he just spins

00:46:24.099 --> 00:46:26.099
his spear around, so rather than the point facing

00:46:26.099 --> 00:46:27.980
against the blunt part, and this guy just, and

00:46:27.980 --> 00:46:30.059
he just, like, takes, he just rears his arm back

00:46:30.059 --> 00:46:32.780
and just pokes him as hard as he can in the middle

00:46:32.780 --> 00:46:35.139
of his, like, swirling pattern on his forehead

00:46:35.139 --> 00:46:37.860
with the blunt end of his spear, and Grunt just

00:46:37.860 --> 00:46:41.760
goes, and just collapses into the sand unconscious.

00:46:42.179 --> 00:46:46.340
Nice. Take that, Grunt. Wow. Just lying next

00:46:46.340 --> 00:46:49.139
to a trace who's still just struggling against

00:46:49.139 --> 00:46:52.510
his bonds. So that brings it down to one enemy

00:46:52.510 --> 00:46:57.750
left. Trace, of course, gets no turn. So moving

00:46:57.750 --> 00:47:01.449
on to you, Jules. Give it up, lady. This isn't

00:47:01.449 --> 00:47:04.809
going to end well for you. Sorry, that was really...

00:47:04.809 --> 00:47:10.630
I just changed what I'm going to do. If I give

00:47:10.630 --> 00:47:15.170
up, he's also bad. I am sorry. All right, so

00:47:15.170 --> 00:47:17.590
Jules is going to step just around the side here.

00:47:18.110 --> 00:47:19.989
So you're moving around the dune besides Jean

00:47:19.989 --> 00:47:22.389
Franklin, basically? I mean, just so I have a

00:47:22.389 --> 00:47:24.869
clear shot. Okay. Because from the map there,

00:47:24.889 --> 00:47:26.449
it doesn't look like I have a clear shot. Yeah,

00:47:26.510 --> 00:47:27.809
so you're kind of rounding over the side of the

00:47:27.809 --> 00:47:29.309
dune where you can see her. You see Jean Franklin's

00:47:29.309 --> 00:47:31.449
pointing down. So you kind of round around the

00:47:31.449 --> 00:47:32.849
side where you can see where she stands now.

00:47:32.929 --> 00:47:35.329
You can see the overlaid image of her where she's

00:47:35.329 --> 00:47:38.889
kind of superimposed over herself, shifting and

00:47:38.889 --> 00:47:41.230
changing. Hard to really get a beat on exactly

00:47:41.230 --> 00:47:43.550
where she's standing. And I'm going to cast Level

00:47:43.550 --> 00:47:47.530
2 Dissonant Whispers. Okay. That's a wisdom save.

00:47:48.110 --> 00:47:51.429
All right, I have failed every save. Every wisdom

00:47:51.429 --> 00:47:53.429
save in this entire campaign, it feels like.

00:47:55.690 --> 00:48:01.969
16. God damn it. Shit. Okay. Oh, I was worried

00:48:01.969 --> 00:48:04.650
there. But yeah, I do have a decent save. So

00:48:04.650 --> 00:48:08.369
you cast this. The same general sort of mist

00:48:08.369 --> 00:48:13.550
floats down. Same sort of screams. She stands

00:48:13.550 --> 00:48:16.110
strong in the midst of it. You see her eyes like.

00:48:16.510 --> 00:48:19.230
wins for a second, almost against it. And then

00:48:19.230 --> 00:48:21.969
she just, like, firms her posture, sort of firms

00:48:21.969 --> 00:48:24.329
in the sand, grits her teeth, she holds against

00:48:24.329 --> 00:48:27.449
it, and she looks up at you, points her staff.

00:48:27.849 --> 00:48:30.650
I'm gonna fire. Before that happens, though.

00:48:30.710 --> 00:48:33.250
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. No, this is just for flavor.

00:48:33.469 --> 00:48:36.829
Okay. I'm gonna look over to Rune. I'll say Rune

00:48:36.829 --> 00:48:39.809
actually is full gone. That little fucking piece

00:48:39.809 --> 00:48:41.769
of shit. Mm -hmm. You look over that spot where

00:48:41.769 --> 00:48:43.630
he was, and there's just no one there. I am going

00:48:43.630 --> 00:48:48.019
to kill this guy. We can't help you if you don't

00:48:48.019 --> 00:48:50.400
stop. Yeah, I think Jules will hold out his hand

00:48:50.400 --> 00:48:51.980
as well and be like... If you want to make a

00:48:51.980 --> 00:48:53.780
plea, I'm going to allow it because the situation

00:48:53.780 --> 00:48:56.699
is clearly very bad. She can't see what happened

00:48:56.699 --> 00:48:59.619
to her allies. Okay. But, like, I think she knows

00:48:59.619 --> 00:49:02.000
when she hears that things aren't good. Listen,

00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:04.260
listen, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know

00:49:04.260 --> 00:49:07.500
what runes promised you. This is not the way.

00:49:08.260 --> 00:49:11.719
This is going to get you nowhere. You kill us,

00:49:11.739 --> 00:49:14.440
what happens to you? What happens to your status?

00:49:15.509 --> 00:49:18.690
Runo make these things go away. Look, it is not

00:49:18.690 --> 00:49:21.329
personal. He has blackmail. I do bad things for

00:49:21.329 --> 00:49:23.349
him. I become luminary. Now I do bad things for

00:49:23.349 --> 00:49:25.250
him because I do bad things for him. You see,

00:49:25.349 --> 00:49:28.449
it is a cycle, but I must continue. I got two

00:49:28.449 --> 00:49:32.570
words for you. Sky prison. Roll a save. All right,

00:49:32.590 --> 00:49:35.369
roll a persuasion check. Roll any save. Any save

00:49:35.369 --> 00:49:37.949
you want. Just roll, yeah, persuasion I think

00:49:37.949 --> 00:49:40.250
is the one. Intimidation would also work because

00:49:40.250 --> 00:49:44.269
that's a scary threat. I'm going to use my bardic

00:49:44.269 --> 00:49:46.789
inspiration. Okay. I think that's going to help.

00:49:46.929 --> 00:49:51.349
It might. I have to max. It's not going to help.

00:49:52.070 --> 00:49:55.869
That's a 10. You say sky prison. And she just

00:49:55.869 --> 00:50:00.070
nods solemnly and says, this is true, but only

00:50:00.070 --> 00:50:03.210
if there are witnesses. And she blasts you twice.

00:50:03.610 --> 00:50:08.730
I'm going down. First one is going to be A. I

00:50:08.730 --> 00:50:11.670
shouldn't have attacked. Only a 15 to hit in

00:50:11.670 --> 00:50:17.570
the first. Yeah, that hits. Second one is only

00:50:17.570 --> 00:50:20.849
a 10 to hit. That misses. Okay, so I only hit

00:50:20.849 --> 00:50:27.230
you once, actually. You got full HP. Yeah. 13

00:50:27.230 --> 00:50:30.110
points of psychic damage as you're smashed by

00:50:30.110 --> 00:50:33.650
this bolt. You feel that same burning pain in

00:50:33.650 --> 00:50:38.090
your mind, but the second bolt misses. So you're

00:50:38.090 --> 00:50:40.829
hit once, and you manage, as you're sort of weaving

00:50:40.829 --> 00:50:42.769
away from that first hit, the second one goes

00:50:42.769 --> 00:50:45.519
sizzling right past your face. Thought you were

00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:48.239
a luminary. You don't know what it is to be a

00:50:48.239 --> 00:50:53.260
luminary. But you will. I mean, my guy's down.

00:50:53.500 --> 00:50:55.539
He's not even like, he's actually, here's what's

00:50:55.539 --> 00:50:57.519
great. I can't even be over there like, oh yeah,

00:50:57.579 --> 00:50:59.340
there's a DM, which I actually have not been

00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:00.539
doing this anyway, but I can't even try to make

00:51:00.539 --> 00:51:03.300
those saves to see if he gets up because he's

00:51:03.300 --> 00:51:05.900
already stabilized. He's unconscious and stable.

00:51:06.099 --> 00:51:08.260
So that's actually another cool part of knocking

00:51:08.260 --> 00:51:10.199
people out is like, if your DM wants to roll

00:51:10.199 --> 00:51:13.760
death saves, they can't. Zebulon, that's you.

00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:17.800
All right. Zebulon's going to pick his short

00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:22.480
bow back up. Gian, get ready to heal her. Oh,

00:51:22.619 --> 00:51:28.059
shit. Whoa. He's going to fire at her with steady

00:51:28.059 --> 00:51:30.420
aim. So I'm assuming you move up the top of the

00:51:30.420 --> 00:51:31.480
dune because you're kind of down at the bottom

00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:33.679
where you just dropped. Oh, okay, sure. If you

00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:35.780
can't see her from there. You move 15 feet up.

00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:37.599
You stand right next to Gian. You climb to the

00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:39.739
very top. The three of you now visible to her

00:51:39.739 --> 00:51:42.800
standing tall above her. All of you injured.

00:51:43.179 --> 00:51:45.539
Pretty. Pretty badly injured if I remember right.

00:51:45.699 --> 00:51:48.980
Yeah. Yeah, and there you go. So before I roll,

00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:55.760
I use Steady Aim to get advantage, but her displacement

00:51:55.760 --> 00:51:58.719
gives me disadvantage. You also can't Steady

00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.300
Aim because if you want to see her and shoot

00:52:00.300 --> 00:52:02.519
her, you have to move. Oh, okay. Yeah, because

00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:04.400
Steady Aim means you can't move Steady Aim, correct?

00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:08.820
Oh, that's right. Yes. So you were fully on.

00:52:08.940 --> 00:52:10.179
She could not. You could not shoot her from where

00:52:10.179 --> 00:52:11.639
you were. You were at the bottom of the dune,

00:52:11.659 --> 00:52:13.829
and she was on the other side of the dune. So

00:52:13.829 --> 00:52:16.130
you get this advantage, but you don't balance

00:52:16.130 --> 00:52:20.150
it out. That's fine. I also have both my Bless

00:52:20.150 --> 00:52:22.909
and my Bardic Inspiration. That's pretty good.

00:52:23.130 --> 00:52:25.130
Let's see what happens. Can I stack those? Can

00:52:25.130 --> 00:52:27.250
I use those both on the same roll? Yeah, absolutely

00:52:27.250 --> 00:52:33.769
you can. Here we go, baby. Oh, my God. Second

00:52:33.769 --> 00:52:37.449
roll was a fucking 20. First roll was a 10. All

00:52:37.449 --> 00:52:41.389
right, so that's 16, and I'll go ahead and add

00:52:41.389 --> 00:52:42.750
these anyways. I'll tell you right now. Oh, okay.

00:52:43.119 --> 00:52:46.659
Oh, yeah, 16. Holy shit. 10 on the die, 16. I

00:52:46.659 --> 00:52:48.579
mean, I'm guessing that even if I get two ones,

00:52:48.699 --> 00:52:51.840
I'm going to have a five and a four, so. Holy

00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:55.079
shit. There's, like, shimmering sort of magic

00:52:55.079 --> 00:52:56.699
around her. You've punched through it every time.

00:52:57.460 --> 00:52:59.679
She does have, like, mage armor, basically just

00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:01.739
like a sort of force field around her body, but,

00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:03.340
like, every shot you've done has been high enough

00:53:03.340 --> 00:53:07.260
to punch through it. Yeah, yeah. You get that

00:53:07.260 --> 00:53:12.960
hit. All right. D6 plus four. Six points. Six

00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:15.920
points. Okay. I was really hoping she was, like,

00:53:15.940 --> 00:53:18.739
on her last leg. She looks bad. I will tell you

00:53:18.739 --> 00:53:20.920
that. She looks very bad. Crap. You shoot her

00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:24.019
again, and she... And, like, I don't know, just

00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:27.039
this absolute force of bleeding and sweating

00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:30.380
and, like, just looking rough, but still staring

00:53:30.380 --> 00:53:32.380
at you. I should have saved one of those die.

00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:35.110
I thought this was, like, a formality. I just

00:53:35.110 --> 00:53:37.769
wasted the Bless and the Bardic Inspiration.

00:53:37.789 --> 00:53:40.010
Oh, no, this is not over. You do see, though,

00:53:40.170 --> 00:53:42.929
this placement vanishes for this round. Okay.

00:53:43.010 --> 00:53:45.889
Oh, that's right. Yeah, so it's just her now.

00:53:46.329 --> 00:53:49.170
And you see her clearly. And she sees you clearly.

00:53:49.269 --> 00:53:53.309
There are many eyes. It's really cool. And that's

00:53:53.309 --> 00:53:57.289
Jean Franklin. All right. All Jean's going to

00:53:57.289 --> 00:54:01.710
do is move his... Yeah, I guess he's going to

00:54:01.710 --> 00:54:05.079
move as far as he can up towards her. Okay. Start

00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.139
to close the gap. I don't think he can get there

00:54:07.139 --> 00:54:09.420
in one turn, can he? If he double moves and doesn't

00:54:09.420 --> 00:54:11.900
do an action, he can. He's 30 feet away right

00:54:11.900 --> 00:54:14.780
now. Okay, what about this? Let me look over

00:54:14.780 --> 00:54:17.519
it real fast here. Okay, I'll put him back. I'm

00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:21.900
thinking about shell defense. Interesting. He

00:54:21.900 --> 00:54:25.380
can withdraw into his shell as an action. So

00:54:25.380 --> 00:54:29.940
if I move, then use shell defense, he gains a

00:54:29.940 --> 00:54:32.280
plus four to AC, and then his next turn he can

00:54:32.280 --> 00:54:35.150
get back out. Is that an action to get back out

00:54:35.150 --> 00:54:37.690
of his shell defense and move? Oh, it takes a

00:54:37.690 --> 00:54:40.010
bonus action to emerge from his shell. So the

00:54:40.010 --> 00:54:44.309
next round, he could do... Oh, but he's prone.

00:54:45.150 --> 00:54:47.650
While in his shell, he's prone. Oh, so that would

00:54:47.650 --> 00:54:49.150
cause movement down to the point where... That

00:54:49.150 --> 00:54:53.489
was a really good strategy. Damn. Okay. Yeah,

00:54:53.550 --> 00:54:55.190
then he'll just move right up to her. And you

00:54:55.190 --> 00:55:00.090
know what? She's got two of those awful, horrible

00:55:00.090 --> 00:55:02.590
missile attacks. But she can't take all three

00:55:02.590 --> 00:55:07.070
of us out in one round. Right. Yeah. Jaune's

00:55:07.070 --> 00:55:09.210
going to move right up into her grill. Okay.

00:55:09.869 --> 00:55:13.070
Jaune slides down the dune and just pounds against

00:55:13.070 --> 00:55:15.110
the sand, moving right up to her, using everything

00:55:15.110 --> 00:55:17.590
he's got to get within range. I will tell you

00:55:17.590 --> 00:55:19.869
this. It's actually a very solid move because

00:55:19.869 --> 00:55:23.590
ranged attacks get disadvantage if there's someone

00:55:23.590 --> 00:55:27.150
in melee range. That's right. Excellent. I am

00:55:27.150 --> 00:55:29.010
now going to be disadvantaged if I don't get

00:55:29.010 --> 00:55:30.570
out of your range, but if I get out of your range.

00:55:31.000 --> 00:55:35.079
I'm in trouble. Yep. So I get A -O -O'd. So actually,

00:55:35.219 --> 00:55:37.539
solid strategy there. Cool, cool, cool. Good

00:55:37.539 --> 00:55:40.000
shit. Trace is still on the ground. I forget

00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:43.820
him. Jules, that's you. One foe left. Already?

00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:46.320
Very injured, but she is deadly. That went fast.

00:55:47.119 --> 00:55:50.860
Huh. Yes, I view it. Time flies when you're having

00:55:50.860 --> 00:55:55.119
a good time. We're not going to kill you. Let

00:55:55.119 --> 00:55:57.219
us show you what it really means to be a luminary.

00:55:58.019 --> 00:56:01.179
You want to be famous? You want lots of money?

00:56:02.260 --> 00:56:04.059
Guarantee you there's a lot more on the other

00:56:04.059 --> 00:56:09.239
side. Not with Rune. He is a pile of stinky shit

00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:13.000
that is going to get what's coming to him. And

00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:14.360
you're going to be with him when it happens.

00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:16.679
Is that what you want, or do you want the glory?

00:56:18.019 --> 00:56:21.380
Eternal glory. Go ahead and make me a persuasion

00:56:21.380 --> 00:56:23.599
check. It's going to be a little higher now.

00:56:24.659 --> 00:56:27.460
She basically resolved it the last time. No,

00:56:27.599 --> 00:56:32.159
it's only an 11. You speak well, but you do not

00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:37.099
know me. I am sorry. And go ahead and do your

00:56:37.099 --> 00:56:39.199
turn. All right, let's go level two, Dissonant

00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:44.119
Whispers again. Okay. Oh, boy. Come on, don't

00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:46.780
fail me now. Don't fail me now. Got a big turn

00:56:46.780 --> 00:56:54.039
planned. 15. No, you passed. Shit. Okay. Oh,

00:56:54.239 --> 00:56:58.139
God. Again, you're fog. shoots down to her, and

00:56:58.139 --> 00:57:00.539
again, she just, like, this resolve, I think

00:57:00.539 --> 00:57:02.780
you probably haven't seen resolve like this in

00:57:02.780 --> 00:57:05.619
any of the foes you've combated so far, but she

00:57:05.619 --> 00:57:08.980
just stands tall against it. And now I have to

00:57:08.980 --> 00:57:10.500
make a bit of a gambit, and this may end the

00:57:10.500 --> 00:57:14.440
fight. I'm going to, once again, cast Displacement

00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:15.980
on myself. Oh, wait, no, I have to see if I get

00:57:15.980 --> 00:57:18.880
this back. Um, I used it two rounds ago, so I

00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:23.420
can do this twice. Hang on. Okay. I did get it

00:57:23.420 --> 00:57:26.420
back. uh displacement once again appears over

00:57:26.420 --> 00:57:28.679
her she see you see like the super host image

00:57:28.679 --> 00:57:31.920
of herself uh as she like waves her wand and

00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:33.719
i'm going to have to step out of jean franklin's

00:57:33.719 --> 00:57:36.039
range which means you're gonna get an ao against

00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:40.219
my uh it's disadvantage come on come on because

00:57:40.219 --> 00:57:44.639
she's gearing up to shoot both of you yep plus

00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:48.099
four to hit let's see what we get this is actually

00:57:48.099 --> 00:57:51.320
really tense like this could go with disadvantage

00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:54.070
so that's a natural one on the first All right,

00:57:54.090 --> 00:57:59.889
then. I mean, I can't think of any horses. On

00:57:59.889 --> 00:58:04.769
an AOL? I've done it before. I think more or

00:58:04.769 --> 00:58:06.269
less he just... I'm sure you have. She just steps

00:58:06.269 --> 00:58:08.809
back. He, like, jabs out. The wind and sand catch

00:58:08.809 --> 00:58:11.550
him in the eye. He's just kind of... Not able

00:58:11.550 --> 00:58:14.530
to quite get his bearing. Trust me, I should

00:58:14.530 --> 00:58:17.050
blind him for one turn. That'd be rude. It's

00:58:17.050 --> 00:58:18.869
natural one. He's blinded his next turn. He has

00:58:18.869 --> 00:58:20.969
sand full in his eyes when he did that. Yeah.

00:58:21.389 --> 00:58:23.699
Natural ones. Let's have fun with them. Let's

00:58:23.699 --> 00:58:25.380
have some fun with them. Excellent. Makes sense.

00:58:25.380 --> 00:58:27.940
It's sand. It's wind. All right. All right. So

00:58:27.940 --> 00:58:30.179
he's sort of blinded by that. He starts jabbing.

00:58:30.420 --> 00:58:31.940
Maybe like he would have got her, but like the

00:58:31.940 --> 00:58:34.360
sand picks up right then. And she just kind of

00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:38.719
like slides out of the way. John Franklin, distracted,

00:58:39.219 --> 00:58:41.719
speared down. And she looks up to the top of

00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:44.780
the dune where she sees the two of you in view.

00:58:45.059 --> 00:58:47.199
I'm going to fire once at each of you. I was

00:58:47.199 --> 00:58:50.320
not prepared to die tonight. It's a possibility

00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:54.039
now. This is intense. This is like a true luminary

00:58:54.039 --> 00:58:58.019
showdown. Yeah. If she hits, I've got... Don't

00:58:58.019 --> 00:59:00.820
tell him. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. First

00:59:00.820 --> 00:59:06.579
attack on Zebulon is an 18 to hit. Yep. Second

00:59:06.579 --> 00:59:12.860
attack on Jules is a 12 to hit. Yep. Really?

00:59:13.099 --> 00:59:19.110
Wait, really? Yep. Whoa. Two hits. One on each

00:59:19.110 --> 00:59:21.289
of you. Zebulon will resolve yours first. Oh,

00:59:21.289 --> 00:59:24.570
shit. This blast of psychic energy goes flying

00:59:24.570 --> 00:59:27.050
up towards you. How did this turn around so poorly?

00:59:28.610 --> 00:59:32.929
Zebulon. Oh, my God. That is 18 points of psychic

00:59:32.929 --> 00:59:36.730
damage. Holy shit. Okay, Zebulon is down. She

00:59:36.730 --> 00:59:41.510
stands tall, her eyes on you, and blasts out.

00:59:41.590 --> 00:59:45.570
This strikes you, Zebulon, and you fall. The

00:59:45.570 --> 00:59:49.119
blinding light. Arcing through your mind. And

00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:52.480
the light takes you. And you are unconscious.

00:59:52.780 --> 01:00:00.639
You are gone. And Jules. Pretty low damage. Still

01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:04.719
seven damage. Jules. Oh, my God. Are you fucking

01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:09.099
kidding me? Are you kidding? Oh, my God. It is

01:00:09.099 --> 01:00:11.980
on John Franklin. Jules and Zebulon. I'm blind.

01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:16.230
Both hit you. You're both just like. The shining

01:00:16.230 --> 01:00:20.510
light covers your gaze, and you both fall at

01:00:20.510 --> 01:00:24.130
the top of this dune. Okay. Let's finish this

01:00:24.130 --> 01:00:28.949
fight. Okay. I need Zebulon to make a death save.

01:00:29.530 --> 01:00:34.309
Okay. All right. All right. Hold on. Okay. Maybe.

01:00:34.449 --> 01:00:38.369
Oh, my God. I can't believe this turned around.

01:00:38.550 --> 01:00:43.739
What? What? Dude. What? What? I don't. Dude,

01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:47.280
I just crit my pants out of stress. I don't know

01:00:47.280 --> 01:00:52.219
what's happening. He's on the floor. That's it.

01:00:53.079 --> 01:00:55.699
You know what? Hang on. Dude, this is the most

01:00:55.699 --> 01:01:01.119
wild fucking fight. You see? His shirts are off.

01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:05.420
His shirts are off. You need to get this for

01:01:05.420 --> 01:01:10.400
Instagram content. I don't get it. Oh, my God.

01:01:10.460 --> 01:01:13.300
I haven't rolled this many 20s the whole game.

01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:20.420
Damn it. Wow. Sebulon, you wake up. Back up.

01:01:20.940 --> 01:01:25.340
I don't even know how to do that from dead. Do

01:01:25.340 --> 01:01:27.840
I just give myself one HP? Yeah, you gave yourself

01:01:27.840 --> 01:01:31.519
one HP. You're back up with one HP, and I'm going

01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:33.480
to let you fall into your mood. It makes no sense

01:01:33.480 --> 01:01:35.119
to not do your turn. Please fucking take her

01:01:35.119 --> 01:01:37.260
out. Fucking take her out. Sebulon, you stand

01:01:37.260 --> 01:01:40.639
up. You're from Prone. Stand up from Prone. Okay,

01:01:40.739 --> 01:01:43.480
so that's movement, so I can't use fucking steady

01:01:43.480 --> 01:01:47.639
aim, but I can use a button. Yes. Oh, my God.

01:01:48.019 --> 01:01:50.880
Oh, my God. I can't fucking believe. So we just

01:01:50.880 --> 01:01:52.800
see the light takes Zebulon's eyes, and you fall.

01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:55.639
Before this happens, I want you to describe what

01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:57.920
you're thinking as the light takes you, as you're

01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:00.460
falling into unconsciousness and maybe death.

01:02:01.019 --> 01:02:05.019
What drives you back to your feet? Zebulon can't

01:02:05.019 --> 01:02:09.130
stand the thought of leaving. Arhalon alone in

01:02:09.130 --> 01:02:12.710
whatever darkness he's facing. So his face hits

01:02:12.710 --> 01:02:16.510
the sand, and it could have been a second later,

01:02:16.690 --> 01:02:20.090
an hour later, a day later. He doesn't know,

01:02:20.090 --> 01:02:24.989
but his eyes open, and he stands up, sees her

01:02:24.989 --> 01:02:28.809
still there, and with advantage takes his, well,

01:02:28.889 --> 01:02:32.969
advantage canceled by her disadvantage, takes

01:02:32.969 --> 01:02:39.469
his one shot. Use movement for steady aim, right?

01:02:39.590 --> 01:02:41.989
I gave you a button. Oh, that's right. I forgot.

01:02:42.230 --> 01:02:43.989
That was too cool. Your description was so cool,

01:02:44.050 --> 01:02:45.650
I forgot everything that happened before that.

01:02:46.489 --> 01:02:49.469
Take that shot. Take that shot. One shot. Holy

01:02:49.469 --> 01:02:51.010
shit. If it's a crit, I'm going to punch you

01:02:51.010 --> 01:02:59.369
in the face. 18. 18 hits. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah,

01:02:59.429 --> 01:03:05.949
it does. 18 hits. Okay. D6 plus 4. No sneak attack

01:03:05.949 --> 01:03:13.050
damage on this one. Five plus four is nine. Describe

01:03:13.050 --> 01:03:23.650
it. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Oh, my goodness. I

01:03:23.650 --> 01:03:27.030
don't think she was expecting it. You see eyes

01:03:27.030 --> 01:03:30.670
wide open in surprise. Yeah, I think she saw

01:03:30.670 --> 01:03:34.360
Zebulon go down. She saw Jules go down. And all

01:03:34.360 --> 01:03:37.460
of her focus was on Jaune. And maybe the whatever

01:03:37.460 --> 01:03:41.380
camera we're viewing this game through was just

01:03:41.380 --> 01:03:44.420
focused on her and on Jaune. And it's like that

01:03:44.420 --> 01:03:46.380
movie moment where the bad guy holds his gun

01:03:46.380 --> 01:03:50.480
out. And you hear a gunshot. But it's not her

01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:53.860
gun. Oh, my God. And she looks down and she sees

01:03:53.860 --> 01:03:56.820
this arrow pointing out of her belly. And that's

01:03:56.820 --> 01:03:59.260
when she looks up the dune and realizes that

01:03:59.260 --> 01:04:03.719
Zebulon's standing there. The wind. Blowing his

01:04:03.719 --> 01:04:07.679
cape and cool shit like that. Once again, her

01:04:07.679 --> 01:04:13.780
eyes are on you. Opened in shock and awe and

01:04:13.780 --> 01:04:18.760
just fully impressed. I think the slightest smile

01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:22.019
touches her face as she falls into the sand.

01:04:22.659 --> 01:04:24.099
And we'll call it there.