WEBVTT 00:00:02.310 --> 00:00:05.330 Hello friends, it's Jeremy here. In case you 00:00:05.330 --> 00:00:08.169 happen to miss our advance notice on our Instagram, 00:00:08.550 --> 00:00:11.769 this week's episode is a little different. Last 00:00:11.769 --> 00:00:13.869 week I came down with a stomach bug and we were 00:00:13.869 --> 00:00:17.030 not able to record a new episode to continue 00:00:17.030 --> 00:00:19.550 the story. Have no fear though, we do have something 00:00:19.550 --> 00:00:22.289 special in our back pocket for you. This is our 00:00:22.289 --> 00:00:25.489 episode zero, our session zero for the Radiant 00:00:25.489 --> 00:00:28.269 Citadel, which we recorded last summer, 2022, 00:00:28.910 --> 00:00:32.549 quite a while ago. This is where you get to hear 00:00:32.549 --> 00:00:35.390 us roll up our character stats. And they turned 00:00:35.390 --> 00:00:38.250 out to be really, really shitty stats. And David 00:00:38.250 --> 00:00:41.030 got to evil laugh the entire goddamn episode. 00:00:41.310 --> 00:00:45.109 It was fantastic. So yeah, I hope you guys enjoy 00:00:45.109 --> 00:00:47.229 it as much as we have enjoyed digging this up 00:00:47.229 --> 00:00:49.929 and listening to it again. And I promise we will 00:00:49.929 --> 00:00:53.189 be back with a new episode. next week provided 00:00:53.189 --> 00:00:56.030 we all stay healthy oh and uh one more thing 00:00:56.030 --> 00:00:58.070 too at the beginning of this episode you're gonna 00:00:58.070 --> 00:01:00.250 hear us laughing our asses off about what happened 00:01:00.250 --> 00:01:03.289 previous to this recording well uh we had some 00:01:03.289 --> 00:01:06.170 growing pains and i did not have a setting right 00:01:06.170 --> 00:01:11.010 and we recorded an entire session zero that we 00:01:11.010 --> 00:01:13.150 just lost entirely so that's why we're laughing 00:01:13.150 --> 00:01:15.790 we want you in on the fun with us it was hilarious 00:01:15.790 --> 00:01:18.069 at the time and it's still fucking hilarious 00:01:18.069 --> 00:01:20.870 now uh enjoy episode zero we'll see you next 00:01:20.870 --> 00:02:05.269 week Language of nature, one might say. And what 00:02:05.269 --> 00:02:08.050 is a number but a symbol connected to a value 00:02:08.050 --> 00:02:12.009 connected to the soul of one who sees value in 00:02:12.009 --> 00:02:18.370 that symbol? All right, sorry. Stop laughing. 00:02:18.509 --> 00:02:25.930 This is serious, serious mode. Numbers. That's 00:02:25.930 --> 00:02:29.810 kind of the game, isn't it? Rolling die. Assigning 00:02:29.810 --> 00:02:33.810 value to those die. In that value, seeing the 00:02:33.810 --> 00:02:37.449 soul of a character be born. Are you folks ready 00:02:37.449 --> 00:02:40.810 to see these characters born? Are you ready to 00:02:40.810 --> 00:02:45.789 see their numbers rolled? I hope so. Because 00:02:45.789 --> 00:02:49.370 it's coming. This is a really long song. I hope 00:02:49.370 --> 00:02:55.129 so. Because it's coming. Right? Right? You're 00:02:55.129 --> 00:03:00.469 on repeat, aren't you? It's a minute and 20 seconds. 00:03:00.509 --> 00:03:02.289 I could fade it out wherever the fuck I want 00:03:02.289 --> 00:03:04.430 to. That's true. Wait, wait, hang on, hang on. 00:03:06.409 --> 00:03:13.110 Numbers. The language of nature. In that language, 00:03:13.189 --> 00:03:17.150 we can see many things. Consonants, syllables, 00:03:17.490 --> 00:03:24.150 maybe accent marks. That was enough. Right now. 00:03:24.330 --> 00:03:26.909 All right, welcome everybody to Number Rolling. 00:03:27.500 --> 00:03:33.340 Time to get a look beneath the fly. I need to 00:03:33.340 --> 00:03:38.060 get like a zipper sound. Fantasy pants. Man, 00:03:38.099 --> 00:03:39.479 that whole thing that just happened a minute 00:03:39.479 --> 00:03:41.319 ago in the session was pretty crazy, right? That 00:03:41.319 --> 00:03:43.439 was wild, right? That was some wild stuff that 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:45.979 happened. That was intense. I'm so glad everybody 00:03:45.979 --> 00:03:47.639 heard it. Yeah, it was great. Irreplaceable. 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:55.740 Irreplaceable. You son of a bitch. Oh, my God. 00:03:55.819 --> 00:03:59.949 We got to laugh about it. It was funny from the 00:03:59.949 --> 00:04:04.569 start for two of us. From one of us, it was decidedly 00:04:04.569 --> 00:04:09.469 unfunny. It's growing pain. That's right. Session 00:04:09.469 --> 00:04:13.349 zero, baby. You know what's never painful? Rolling 00:04:13.349 --> 00:04:16.730 your stats for your characters. I think it is 00:04:16.730 --> 00:04:19.910 absolutely painful. Yeah. I mean, imagine all 00:04:19.910 --> 00:04:23.939 the sixes. I mean, six is a total value. I'm 00:04:23.939 --> 00:04:26.100 going to hit three sixes. No, not like that. 00:04:26.139 --> 00:04:28.100 That's not allowed. The devil's number. I hate 00:04:28.100 --> 00:04:29.860 that. I don't know what this means because I've 00:04:29.860 --> 00:04:31.420 never rolled for stats. Okay, well, we're going 00:04:31.420 --> 00:04:33.819 to start with D6s. Okay. If that's the case, 00:04:33.819 --> 00:04:36.500 though, we're going to start with Zebulon. Are 00:04:36.500 --> 00:04:39.240 you ready? Get your pen and paper out because 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.160 we're going to write these numbers down as you 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:43.139 roll them. So here's where we're going to do 00:04:43.139 --> 00:04:45.420 this. I'm going to give you the die roller. It's 00:04:45.420 --> 00:04:47.500 going to sound fresh and popping on these mics. 00:04:48.339 --> 00:04:51.959 Hell yeah. You're going to roll four die. the 00:04:51.959 --> 00:04:55.000 three highest numbers. And you're going to write 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:59.079 them down, the total value down each time, six 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:02.339 times. And then we're going to attribute those 00:05:02.339 --> 00:05:07.680 six numbers to each of your core stats. I'm ready. 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:09.860 And I'm here to help you out if you don't know 00:05:09.860 --> 00:05:11.519 what the best stats would be for your class. 00:05:11.660 --> 00:05:14.860 I know a thing or two, so I can give you a hand 00:05:14.860 --> 00:05:20.040 on that. But when you're ready to go. Here we 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:23.759 are, guys. Zebulon Black is being created now. 00:05:24.860 --> 00:05:30.540 Burped by Stevens. Oh, no. Number Canal. Oh, 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:32.819 that's not great. Ooh, wow. What's that? That's 00:05:32.819 --> 00:05:35.500 an eight. We have an eight, folks. We have our 00:05:35.500 --> 00:05:38.339 first eight. That's going to be your dump stat. 00:05:38.540 --> 00:05:41.459 Yeah. Unless you get something worse. It happened. 00:05:41.980 --> 00:05:47.430 Okay. All right. All right. Okay, that's a four, 00:05:47.509 --> 00:05:50.029 two, and a three. That's a nine. This is terrifying. 00:05:50.610 --> 00:05:53.350 Not looking good, guys. We got two dump stats 00:05:53.350 --> 00:05:57.550 here. You can't afford much more. Oh, jeez. I 00:05:57.550 --> 00:06:01.050 am thrilled about this already. We can restart, 00:06:01.149 --> 00:06:04.970 right? No, no. This is canon. Oh, I'm right here. 00:06:06.209 --> 00:06:09.649 Oh, my God. Wow. Is that what I think it is? 00:06:10.189 --> 00:06:14.480 That's a five. A five. This is really... Folks, 00:06:14.540 --> 00:06:16.579 the legendary five has appeared. Zebulon Black 00:06:16.579 --> 00:06:20.180 is garbage. Let's keep going. I am thrilled. 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:22.620 Steven looks less happy than me. Dude, I just 00:06:22.620 --> 00:06:26.980 got bummed. I don't understand why. If you want 00:06:26.980 --> 00:06:28.439 that fame, you're going to have to work hard 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:30.899 for it. Oh, hey, there we go. Oh, look at that. 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:34.980 What is that? We just got a 16. 16. Nice. That 00:06:34.980 --> 00:06:37.660 is one of the best you could hope for. So there 00:06:37.660 --> 00:06:39.939 we go. I mean, you got your core stat is a 16. 00:06:40.019 --> 00:06:41.600 I got two more. What's to worry about? I got 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:44.399 two more. Now, I think your constitution should 00:06:44.399 --> 00:06:47.939 be the five. Yeah, perfect. Okay. It's a good 00:06:47.939 --> 00:06:51.259 value to attribute to constitution. Oh, my God. 00:06:51.339 --> 00:06:53.660 Are you kidding me? Five, six, seven. Another 00:06:53.660 --> 00:06:57.259 eight. Another eight. Okay. Fuck the dice. What 00:06:57.259 --> 00:07:01.759 stat is going to be a five? That's like being 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:04.920 an actual animal, Dad. Oh, my God. What is happening? 00:07:06.759 --> 00:07:10.279 A five. That's a six. No, a six. Sorry, a six. 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:14.259 A six. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, read 00:07:14.259 --> 00:07:15.899 those. I want you to read those numbers in the 00:07:15.899 --> 00:07:18.279 line, please. And I want you to read them in 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:22.519 the exact emotion you're currently feeling while 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:24.319 you're reading them. Each number, react to it. 00:07:24.339 --> 00:07:31.160 React to it on a soul level. Go. Eight. Nine. 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:48.699 Five. Sixteen. I really like this character because 00:07:48.699 --> 00:07:52.899 he's going to be dead by episode three. What? 00:07:54.379 --> 00:07:59.699 Oh, man. I can't believe it. We might have to 00:07:59.699 --> 00:08:02.019 work with you on something here because I really 00:08:02.019 --> 00:08:03.699 do want to see these characters exist and live. 00:08:03.800 --> 00:08:07.860 I can't believe it. Speaking of mulligans. Oh, 00:08:07.939 --> 00:08:12.759 my gosh. That is really bad. That's pretty rough. 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:15.750 This is the worst. That might be the worst character 00:08:15.750 --> 00:08:19.269 I've ever seen. And I've rolled some duds. I 00:08:19.269 --> 00:08:22.370 mean, that 16 is going to be... You're a rogue, 00:08:22.490 --> 00:08:23.870 right? So let's talk about this. So that's going 00:08:23.870 --> 00:08:25.810 to be my dex. It's going to be your dex. And 00:08:25.810 --> 00:08:30.230 dex is huge, given the fact that that is going 00:08:30.230 --> 00:08:34.169 to be your damage, your two hit, your dex saving 00:08:34.169 --> 00:08:37.750 throws, which will save your butt a lot. Now, 00:08:37.769 --> 00:08:40.629 what I'm really curious about, and we brought 00:08:40.629 --> 00:08:42.590 this up as a joke, what's your constitution going 00:08:42.590 --> 00:08:46.600 to be? I picked the nine. That's a good choice. 00:08:47.259 --> 00:08:51.179 Your race gives you a modifier to con, right? 00:08:53.059 --> 00:08:54.879 Dragonborn, I believe it's Strength and Con modifier? 00:08:55.120 --> 00:08:57.720 Or am I quite wrong on that? Yeah, I'm sorry. 00:08:57.860 --> 00:09:01.360 I don't remember. When you put the values in 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:03.519 the next page, it will show you the modifiers 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:06.679 you gained. Gotcha. We will see from there how 00:09:06.679 --> 00:09:09.600 entirely fucked you are. Yeah, I'm just in a 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:12.399 state of shock. You don't want to be in a negative 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:17.210 con. It's the worst thing. Neutral con is fine. 00:09:17.330 --> 00:09:19.230 Negative con, you're legitimately losing a point 00:09:19.230 --> 00:09:24.470 in HP at every level up. Early levels is just 00:09:24.470 --> 00:09:28.629 devastating. I don't hate this. There's a thing. 00:09:29.730 --> 00:09:32.570 Steven, I know you seem bummed. I'm pretty bummed. 00:09:32.649 --> 00:09:35.269 Let's talk about how amazing this is. How it 00:09:35.269 --> 00:09:37.629 informs the characters so, so well. Look at this. 00:09:37.929 --> 00:09:40.029 Zebulon Black has been looked down on by everybody 00:09:40.029 --> 00:09:43.549 else. Smaller and weaker than his brother. Maybe 00:09:43.549 --> 00:09:46.090 not as smart. Maybe not as savvy. Yeah, I can 00:09:46.090 --> 00:09:47.809 tell you based off the numbers, he's definitely 00:09:47.809 --> 00:09:50.909 not as smart. But you know what? He's fucking 00:09:50.909 --> 00:09:54.070 fast. He's got a little bit of dexterity. He's 00:09:54.070 --> 00:09:57.649 got guile, skill, and speed up the wazoo. No, 00:09:57.710 --> 00:10:01.549 16 is not a little bit. 16 is a good number. 00:10:02.490 --> 00:10:04.429 If you do standard array, the highest you can 00:10:04.429 --> 00:10:07.049 get is a 15. Yeah. So you're breaking that mold. 00:10:07.269 --> 00:10:09.649 I've got one good number. But you know what? 00:10:10.190 --> 00:10:14.129 Use it, Zebulon Black. Use that one good number 00:10:14.129 --> 00:10:17.909 to propel yourself into fame. I want to see that 00:10:17.909 --> 00:10:20.950 story. I want to see the story of Zebulon Black 00:10:20.950 --> 00:10:24.549 taking that fucking number. This is the shit 00:10:24.549 --> 00:10:29.509 I love. I love this. I know it sucks. And anyone 00:10:29.509 --> 00:10:31.429 out there who's rolled bad stats, I know it sucks. 00:10:31.610 --> 00:10:34.750 But just think about how well it informs the 00:10:34.750 --> 00:10:37.129 character. You couldn't write a better stat sheet. 00:10:37.829 --> 00:10:39.909 Character -wise, for Zebulon Black, is it going 00:10:39.909 --> 00:10:42.389 to be challenging? Yeah. Am I going to fucking 00:10:42.389 --> 00:10:45.490 throw the kitchen sink at you anyway? Of course 00:10:45.490 --> 00:10:49.169 I am, I'm an asshole. But I cannot wait to do 00:10:49.169 --> 00:10:51.690 it and see how you react with your one good number. 00:10:52.009 --> 00:10:56.230 Oh, my God. All right. Okay. Here we go. Oh, 00:10:56.230 --> 00:11:00.070 my God. Here we go. All right, so I'll read off 00:11:00.070 --> 00:11:02.129 what you got, which number to which stat. I want 00:11:02.129 --> 00:11:04.529 everyone to know this. I'll start at the beginning. 00:11:04.710 --> 00:11:09.720 I picked... Eight for strength, which, as you 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:11.539 mentioned, David, gives me a total of ten. And 00:11:11.539 --> 00:11:16.019 that's totally, I mean... Yeah. I put sixteen 00:11:16.019 --> 00:11:19.919 dexterity, which is the total. Nine total in 00:11:19.919 --> 00:11:24.539 constitution. Total intelligence of six. Wisdom 00:11:24.539 --> 00:11:28.139 of five. Charisma, I put the eight, which gave 00:11:28.139 --> 00:11:30.860 me a total of nine. Why did charisma give you... 00:11:30.860 --> 00:11:33.159 As a Dragonborn, you get a point in charisma 00:11:33.159 --> 00:11:36.629 in strength? Two points in strength, one in charisma. 00:11:36.850 --> 00:11:38.190 Oh, weird. I thought you got a point in con. 00:11:39.529 --> 00:11:42.990 Okay. Well, that's rough, man. Yeah. Thanks. 00:11:43.230 --> 00:11:46.450 I want to give you this. One boon. Give yourself 00:11:46.450 --> 00:11:50.350 a 10 in con. How come? Because I want to see 00:11:50.350 --> 00:11:52.870 you live. Okay. I want you to not have to take 00:11:52.870 --> 00:11:57.029 a negative in your HP. That's just... That honestly 00:11:57.029 --> 00:11:58.730 would suck for me to have to balance, so I want 00:11:58.730 --> 00:12:00.850 to give you one stat point in con to make me 00:12:00.850 --> 00:12:03.710 feel better about everything. A benevolent and 00:12:03.710 --> 00:12:07.970 merciful DM. This is why they call me the great 00:12:07.970 --> 00:12:11.750 benevolent. I've never called you that. You're 00:12:11.750 --> 00:12:16.529 not they. They is everyone else. No, I love this, 00:12:16.549 --> 00:12:18.669 and you should love this too. This feels like 00:12:18.669 --> 00:12:22.269 a wedding and a funeral at the same time. Like, 00:12:22.289 --> 00:12:24.590 I'm so excited to be here rolling these stats. 00:12:24.830 --> 00:12:29.269 Ladies and gentlemen, a star is born. I'm doomed. 00:12:30.289 --> 00:12:33.870 And probably do. Probably do. To die in episode 00:12:33.870 --> 00:12:41.610 one. Holy shit. Of Fantasy Pants. So, your guys' 00:12:41.710 --> 00:12:44.289 choice. Do you want to move into feet talk now? 00:12:45.350 --> 00:12:47.529 Because my wife has the best feet. I'm sorry. 00:12:48.570 --> 00:12:54.970 I see what you did there. Yeah, yeah. I rehashed 00:12:54.970 --> 00:12:56.629 your joke from earlier, but no one heard that, 00:12:56.690 --> 00:13:00.509 so it didn't count. Steven. Do you want to talk 00:13:00.509 --> 00:13:03.110 feats now, or do you want to roll stats on this 00:13:03.110 --> 00:13:05.570 side and then get into feats? I want to get some 00:13:05.570 --> 00:13:10.230 Jules stats rolled. Jules, you've seen how devastating 00:13:10.230 --> 00:13:13.470 this is. I'm going to put this here so I don't 00:13:13.470 --> 00:13:16.649 scratch it at all. So I want you to do better 00:13:16.649 --> 00:13:19.889 than me, but not like a lot better. I mean, I 00:13:19.889 --> 00:13:23.009 don't want my back to hurt either. I would love 00:13:23.009 --> 00:13:26.019 if Jules LaRoche is like... The competent one 00:13:26.019 --> 00:13:28.759 in Zebulon Black is like essentially his younger 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:31.139 brother that sucks. You know what it is? It's 00:13:31.139 --> 00:13:34.759 rolling through this murder tower. That's what 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:36.600 it is. It's rolling through the murder tower. 00:13:37.019 --> 00:13:38.940 Yeah. You've been cursed by the murder tower. 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:42.179 You rolled stats last time we got together just 00:13:42.179 --> 00:13:45.419 to do it. And it was good. How good was it? There 00:13:45.419 --> 00:13:48.899 were like two 13s. There was a 15, a 12. Yeah. 00:13:48.980 --> 00:13:51.600 Just for like shits and giggles. It's so funny. 00:13:52.250 --> 00:13:54.950 Yeah, hilarious. So hilarious. David, this dice 00:13:54.950 --> 00:13:56.990 tower is beautiful, and it's amazing, and it's 00:13:56.990 --> 00:14:00.470 incredible, but so much malice has been poured 00:14:00.470 --> 00:14:02.149 through it. Oh, come on. Don't be a chick of 00:14:02.149 --> 00:14:03.549 shit. Wait, hang on. Don't roll yet. Hang on. 00:14:04.509 --> 00:14:06.330 Let me rub it. You son of a bitch. Let me rub 00:14:06.330 --> 00:14:08.450 my grease into it. Okay, now you can roll on 00:14:08.450 --> 00:14:13.929 it. My DM grease. Give me that five. Oh, 12. 00:14:14.490 --> 00:14:16.169 12 is good. All right, good start. That's not 00:14:16.169 --> 00:14:18.769 bad. That's a good stat. Well, it's a reasonable 00:14:18.769 --> 00:14:21.620 stat. I think the most important thing, honestly, 00:14:21.720 --> 00:14:24.220 is getting one high number for your core stat. 00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:26.100 It's really, really key. Yeah, that's how you 00:14:26.100 --> 00:14:30.100 feel, David? Eight. Eleven. Eleven? Jules is 00:14:30.100 --> 00:14:33.259 just average. Yeah, average is good. Average 00:14:33.259 --> 00:14:36.159 is better than Zebulon, who is not quite average, 00:14:36.320 --> 00:14:43.679 one would say. Already with the assholery. Four, 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:47.879 seven, ten. Ten? That's not bad though. Hey, 00:14:47.940 --> 00:14:49.580 this is a good I don't want to hear any complaints 00:14:49.580 --> 00:15:01.659 Okay, so very much even stats up until this point 00:15:01.659 --> 00:15:08.700 All right, this is made me feel pretty good now 00:15:08.700 --> 00:15:12.740 as long as I Realize that for the game you want 00:15:12.740 --> 00:15:14.929 to roll high stat right here If you roll a high 00:15:14.929 --> 00:15:16.350 set right here, I'm going to be a little disappointed. 00:15:18.049 --> 00:15:21.169 I mean, you've got a 16. He's got to have a high 00:15:21.169 --> 00:15:23.309 charisma. I've got to have one. He's got to have 00:15:23.309 --> 00:15:31.110 a good charisma. This is clutch. Six. Wow. Are 00:15:31.110 --> 00:15:34.690 you happy? I mean, only a little. I feel like, 00:15:34.690 --> 00:15:36.370 in hindsight, I should have done the re -roll 00:15:36.370 --> 00:15:38.129 ones rule, but I'm a little late for that now, 00:15:38.210 --> 00:15:40.429 I guess. There's a re -roll ones rule? Yeah, 00:15:40.470 --> 00:15:43.529 some people use it. I've heard people re -roll 00:15:43.529 --> 00:15:45.230 ones. Well, it is what it is now. But honestly 00:15:45.230 --> 00:15:48.309 speaking, statistically, you guys are anomalies 00:15:48.309 --> 00:15:51.769 of garbage. So that's something. I mean, you're 00:15:51.769 --> 00:15:54.049 not bad. You're not bad. But the thing is, I'll 00:15:54.049 --> 00:15:55.690 be straight with you, right? If I was to pick 00:15:55.690 --> 00:15:57.590 one of these two stat blocks to run a character 00:15:57.590 --> 00:16:01.789 with, I think I'd pick Stevens. Because classes 00:16:01.789 --> 00:16:04.549 are very much ingrained in one core stat. And 00:16:04.549 --> 00:16:07.610 for you, Jules, charisma. All about the charisma. 00:16:07.909 --> 00:16:10.049 I mean, you're winning the ladies over. You're 00:16:10.049 --> 00:16:14.289 suave. You're smooth -talking. Except, what's 00:16:14.289 --> 00:16:17.389 that? Oh, a 12 in your charisma stat? Maybe you're 00:16:17.389 --> 00:16:20.009 not so smooth -talking. Maybe you just think 00:16:20.009 --> 00:16:24.669 you are. Maybe it shows. And an extra point wouldn't 00:16:24.669 --> 00:16:26.470 give you... Oh, I do get an extra point in charisma. 00:16:27.470 --> 00:16:30.879 Oh, there you go. Well, I gave Steven an extra 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:32.279 point. That's what I was getting at. You take 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:34.120 an extra point as well. If you get an extra point 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:36.200 in charisma, you can take one more extra point. 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:39.960 What gives you an extra point in charisma? Are 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:44.139 you on human or variant human? Variant human. 00:16:44.679 --> 00:16:48.440 Huh. Maybe variant human gives you some stats. 00:16:49.679 --> 00:16:52.039 I thought it just gave you no stats, but a feat. 00:16:52.799 --> 00:16:54.320 But hey, you know what? If you have the extra 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:56.720 point, take it. So then that'll give you a 14. 00:16:56.820 --> 00:16:59.440 You get a 14 in charisma. That's respectable. 00:16:59.700 --> 00:17:03.139 I think considering how shitty our rolls came 00:17:03.139 --> 00:17:06.000 out, I think that's fair. Look, I'm going to 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:08.099 be straight with you. I think this is fun. I 00:17:08.099 --> 00:17:10.319 also know that there are items in the world that 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:12.460 actually exist that you can put on that will 00:17:12.460 --> 00:17:16.599 boost a stat to 20 or 18 or some shit. There 00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:19.380 are wild items in this world that normally I 00:17:19.380 --> 00:17:21.660 would never think of giving out. And honestly, 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:23.660 in this campaign, it could be fun to earn those. 00:17:24.160 --> 00:17:26.200 It would be hard to earn, but if you earn them, 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:28.880 it will. massively change your play style and 00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.259 character and that's really fun. And what's really 00:17:31.259 --> 00:17:33.519 great about this is with both your role setups, 00:17:33.619 --> 00:17:38.220 with these very unique looking die setups, choosing 00:17:38.220 --> 00:17:41.039 feats is going to be so, so critical. I know. 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:43.099 I had already decided on what feat I was going 00:17:43.099 --> 00:17:45.599 to pick and now I'm kind of second guessing it. 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:48.259 I mean, what I'll say about your feats is that 00:17:48.259 --> 00:17:51.220 it's going to play to your highest stat better 00:17:51.220 --> 00:17:53.410 than most feats will. That's true. It won't give 00:17:53.410 --> 00:17:55.150 you any stat points, which some feats do, which 00:17:55.150 --> 00:17:58.069 would be pretty great, but this will capitalize 00:17:58.069 --> 00:18:01.490 on what you're good at. All right, so you're 00:18:01.490 --> 00:18:03.930 telling me to keep it? Let's talk about the feats 00:18:03.930 --> 00:18:05.910 you were going to pick. Give me a list of your 00:18:05.910 --> 00:18:09.529 favorite feats going into this campaign. All 00:18:09.529 --> 00:18:13.630 right, so I had thought about maybe going a little 00:18:13.630 --> 00:18:15.789 off into left field and doing crossbow expert. 00:18:17.369 --> 00:18:20.450 That is left field. Yeah, I decided to ditch 00:18:20.450 --> 00:18:24.960 it. Defensive Duelist was one that I was seriously 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:29.920 considering, so I could do Riposte, get a couple 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:34.019 extra attacks in. Then I was considering Dual 00:18:34.019 --> 00:18:40.720 Wielder to have two weapon fighting. I was considering 00:18:40.720 --> 00:18:44.579 Gift of the Metallic Dragon, specifically Protective 00:18:44.579 --> 00:18:48.920 Wings, which works with the character being... 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:51.500 a half dragon, a dragonborn, whatever you want 00:18:51.500 --> 00:18:56.140 to call them, which would basically give me the 00:18:56.140 --> 00:19:02.920 opportunity to add some extra AC on an attack 00:19:02.920 --> 00:19:05.559 that hit for either myself or an ally within 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:07.000 five feet of me, a little bit of protection. 00:19:07.420 --> 00:19:09.180 I'm going to stop you real quick right there. 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:13.480 I'm going to make a DM decision. DM decision. 00:19:13.480 --> 00:19:16.180 DM law decision. I want to bang down the gavel. 00:19:17.519 --> 00:19:19.579 and tell you this right now because hopefully 00:19:19.579 --> 00:19:21.720 by this point this may have come up anyway so 00:19:21.720 --> 00:19:25.400 it won't be a spoiler. You will be getting that 00:19:25.400 --> 00:19:28.480 blessing as well for free because of your lineage. 00:19:28.940 --> 00:19:31.900 It is a part of your blood. It is a part of who 00:19:31.900 --> 00:19:34.759 you are. It is a power you should have for number 00:19:34.759 --> 00:19:37.940 one. So you will get whatever feat you want and 00:19:37.940 --> 00:19:39.480 you will also be getting the blessing of the 00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:41.940 metallic dragon. Free gift of the metallic dragon? 00:19:42.140 --> 00:19:45.599 That's it. Damn. That kind of makes up for the 00:19:45.599 --> 00:19:52.819 shitty stats. Just now that we're almost through 00:19:52.819 --> 00:19:55.359 my little list of... I was considering mobile. 00:19:55.579 --> 00:19:59.019 I was considering moderately armored. I was considering 00:19:59.019 --> 00:20:03.720 piercer. But I think at the end of the day, especially 00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:07.019 now that David gave me a feat for free, I'm going 00:20:07.019 --> 00:20:12.579 to go with dual wielder. Dual wielder. So the 00:20:12.579 --> 00:20:16.890 way I had imagined this is... Zebulon would carry 00:20:16.890 --> 00:20:21.529 on each hip a slightly curved, sort of like a 00:20:21.529 --> 00:20:25.349 cavalry officer's saber. Something like you might 00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:28.789 see in the Civil War or in the Revolutionary 00:20:28.789 --> 00:20:34.650 War. That type of sword. I like it. One on each 00:20:34.650 --> 00:20:38.490 hip. Yeah, and with that high dex, it's going 00:20:38.490 --> 00:20:40.910 to be a decently high hit, decently high damage 00:20:40.910 --> 00:20:43.890 modifier, and let's not forget, dexterity is 00:20:43.890 --> 00:20:47.869 one of the main points. that affects your AC. 00:20:48.430 --> 00:20:50.470 So while you may not have the highest HP, you're 00:20:50.470 --> 00:20:53.230 going to have a decent AC all in all. Yeah, and 00:20:53.230 --> 00:20:56.769 the dual wielder gives me a plus one AC while 00:20:56.769 --> 00:21:01.329 I'm wielding both weapons. Clutch. Yeah. Absolutely 00:21:01.329 --> 00:21:03.349 clutch for a character that's going to be honestly 00:21:03.349 --> 00:21:05.529 pretty squishy, but also be forced into the front 00:21:05.529 --> 00:21:08.970 line. Exactly. Yeah. And I don't get that dex 00:21:08.970 --> 00:21:12.589 modifier for the second attack, just for the 00:21:12.589 --> 00:21:14.390 first. So the second one's going to be fairly 00:21:14.390 --> 00:21:17.549 weak. But it's better than not having a second 00:21:17.549 --> 00:21:21.009 attack. Okay. Jeremy, I've given you a minute. 00:21:21.490 --> 00:21:24.009 Do you have the sort of allocations for your 00:21:24.009 --> 00:21:26.890 stats yet? I do. Okay. I do. So, yeah. First 00:21:26.890 --> 00:21:28.490 of all, just like Steven, I want you to roll. 00:21:28.750 --> 00:21:30.930 I want you to go down that stat list. I want 00:21:30.930 --> 00:21:33.009 you to read off every number. Just off the list 00:21:33.009 --> 00:21:36.509 first. I want you to read it with your soul. 00:21:38.509 --> 00:21:45.589 Twelve. All right. Eleven. Ten. It's a lot of 00:21:45.589 --> 00:21:56.509 the same, huh? Ten. Nine. Six. And my soul is 00:21:56.509 --> 00:21:59.910 broken. It's so early for that. I mean, it's 00:21:59.910 --> 00:22:01.589 going to happen. It's going to happen so many 00:22:01.589 --> 00:22:08.990 times, but wow. So I do get a plus one modify 00:22:08.990 --> 00:22:11.069 for both charisma and strength. All right, so 00:22:11.069 --> 00:22:12.170 you can go ahead and put the six in charisma 00:22:12.170 --> 00:22:18.599 then. You kidding me? Jesus Christ. All right, 00:22:18.640 --> 00:22:20.339 so I put 9 on strength. That's giving me 10. 00:22:20.900 --> 00:22:23.539 I put 10 on dexterity. That's a total of 10. 00:22:23.640 --> 00:22:26.160 Constitution, I went 11. That's always good. 00:22:27.019 --> 00:22:33.740 Intelligence is 10. Wisdom is 6. And charisma, 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:37.440 I put 12, which plus 1 gives me 13. Just imagine 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:40.599 this. I mean, think of the perception checks 00:22:40.599 --> 00:22:44.720 that will never be. You will be so unaware of 00:22:44.720 --> 00:22:47.559 anything. That's one of my proficiencies. Oh, 00:22:47.559 --> 00:22:50.920 that'll help a bit. So we both dumped wisdom? 00:22:51.380 --> 00:22:56.440 Yep. Wow. My wisdom is a negative three. Oh my 00:22:56.440 --> 00:23:00.559 god. I mean, it's so right, though. Holy shit. 00:23:00.619 --> 00:23:03.640 Every wisdom saving throw. Mine's negative two. 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:05.779 I love it for the character. I really do. We're 00:23:05.779 --> 00:23:08.740 fucked for any wisdom saves. You said you had 00:23:08.740 --> 00:23:10.960 a 13, but didn't David give you a free point? 00:23:11.180 --> 00:23:13.839 Because he gave me a free point. Oh, no, sorry. 00:23:13.980 --> 00:23:16.619 I added that point to strength. Gotcha, gotcha, 00:23:16.680 --> 00:23:22.880 gotcha. With a 13, you only have a plus 1, I 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:25.259 believe, to charisma. With a 14, you get a plus 00:23:25.259 --> 00:23:27.839 2, so it might be worth taking a strength drop. 00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:30.559 That's not a bad idea. It's tough. That's how 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:31.859 I play it, anyway. It could be worth it, though. 00:23:32.680 --> 00:23:34.660 So, I don't know if you have time to... So, ability 00:23:34.660 --> 00:23:36.900 score increase. I get two different ability scores 00:23:36.900 --> 00:23:38.759 to increase by 1, and that's charisma and strength. 00:23:38.940 --> 00:23:41.779 So, those are automatically increased by 1. Okay. 00:23:42.329 --> 00:23:45.309 And I don't think I added the one that you gave 00:23:45.309 --> 00:23:48.250 me. Okay, so we can go back and add that anyway. 00:23:48.950 --> 00:23:51.329 Oh, that's what it was. I added it to intelligence, 00:23:51.430 --> 00:23:53.349 but I think I'm going to add it to charisma. 00:23:54.269 --> 00:23:57.890 You got me convinced. I would say it's the better 00:23:57.890 --> 00:24:00.329 way to build. It'll give you that extra plus 00:24:00.329 --> 00:24:02.730 one, which is going to be so huge. So, so huge. 00:24:03.730 --> 00:24:08.059 Okay. Yeah, so... Jules, a lot of feats can give 00:24:08.059 --> 00:24:11.000 you a point and a stat. If you pick two feats 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:12.740 that can give you points and charisma, you can 00:24:12.740 --> 00:24:14.839 get that much -wanted plus three to charisma 00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:17.700 that you might want, so you can actually be a 00:24:17.700 --> 00:24:21.339 charismatic presence in the world and not a terror 00:24:21.339 --> 00:24:25.119 to the young lady folk of the conquered worlds. 00:24:25.740 --> 00:24:29.279 You're plus two. No, plus two's pretty good. 00:24:29.380 --> 00:24:32.599 It's pretty good. So I'm probably going to, if 00:24:32.599 --> 00:24:36.240 our rolls are any foreshadowing. Yes. then I'm 00:24:36.240 --> 00:24:38.559 probably going to regret bringing up hit points. 00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:44.059 That's a good, good thing to talk about. But 00:24:44.059 --> 00:24:46.339 here's the thing, and this is to your benefit. 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:51.480 For this campaign, for the first few levels at 00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:55.900 least, we're going to roll hit points with advantage. 00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:58.500 I'm going to roll a number, you're going to roll 00:24:58.500 --> 00:25:00.299 a number, and we're going to pick the higher 00:25:00.299 --> 00:25:04.990 of the two. Okay. Oh, gee. So I want you guys 00:25:04.990 --> 00:25:08.609 to live at least past level three. So at least 00:25:08.609 --> 00:25:10.690 for the first three levels after that, we might 00:25:10.690 --> 00:25:13.150 remove this. We might keep it depending on how 00:25:13.150 --> 00:25:15.670 I think things are going. Yeah. But right now. 00:25:16.609 --> 00:25:20.269 Is a D8 what you got? Yeah. I've got a D8 in 00:25:20.269 --> 00:25:22.710 my hand right now, I think. Nope, that's a D10. 00:25:24.710 --> 00:25:28.009 D8. Okay. You first. Goodbye, notebook. Same 00:25:28.009 --> 00:25:32.170 time. Same time. Same time. One, two, three. 00:25:36.300 --> 00:25:38.700 Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, that is a one and 00:25:38.700 --> 00:25:44.740 a two. Okay. Okay. Do you get... So wait, starting 00:25:44.740 --> 00:25:49.319 level is just the one die plus... Plus your constitution 00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:55.039 modifier. What's your starting HP? My constitution 00:25:55.039 --> 00:26:00.799 modifier is plus zero. Is there HP two? No, that 00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:02.940 can't be the case. Is it two die maybe at level 00:26:02.940 --> 00:26:07.539 one? Not that I'm seeing here. That doesn't sound 00:26:07.539 --> 00:26:12.640 likely. Because even if you were to roll it, 00:26:12.700 --> 00:26:16.759 four is still an insane number, even for a rogue. 00:26:17.119 --> 00:26:19.819 Oh, it just says hit points at first level, eight 00:26:19.819 --> 00:26:22.460 plus your constitution modifier. Oh, that's because 00:26:22.460 --> 00:26:25.119 we don't have set roll here. No, I changed it. 00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:29.259 Oh, eight. I changed it to manual. Okay, you 00:26:29.259 --> 00:26:30.599 know what? I guess at first level it gives you 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:33.059 your straight actual hit die. We don't roll it 00:26:33.059 --> 00:26:34.819 yet. So you're safe for now. We're not rolling 00:26:34.819 --> 00:26:37.640 HP. You get an 8. You get, I think, an 8 too. 00:26:37.779 --> 00:26:41.720 D8 for Bard, I believe. For what? For hit die. 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.140 I believe it's an 8. Yeah, you focus on your 00:26:44.140 --> 00:26:46.900 feats. I was looking at my feats. Look at those 00:26:46.900 --> 00:26:49.500 feats. And I chose one. Oh, shit. That was fast. 00:26:49.740 --> 00:26:53.700 Okay. Let's roll on over to feat corner. I didn't 00:26:53.700 --> 00:26:56.680 bother to go through a bunch or read a bunch. 00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:59.740 I just saw one and I'm like, Yes. Okay. Well, 00:26:59.779 --> 00:27:03.119 who knows? Maybe we'll give him a night to think 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:04.539 about it. I mean, I get two, right? No, you are 00:27:04.539 --> 00:27:07.559 locked into this forever from this point onwards. 00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:09.859 You have 30 seconds to choose another feat, or 00:27:09.859 --> 00:27:14.339 it's gone. Prodigy. Prodigy. Which gives me an 00:27:14.339 --> 00:27:17.140 additional language. Okay. I chose Draconic. 00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:21.859 Okay. Draconic, good. I think Zebulon can speak 00:27:21.859 --> 00:27:25.690 it, right? Yes. Yes. We also got to talk about 00:27:25.690 --> 00:27:27.289 languages, actually, in this campaign at some 00:27:27.289 --> 00:27:30.210 point, because that's something I hadn't brought 00:27:30.210 --> 00:27:32.569 up yet. When you normally choose languages, you 00:27:32.569 --> 00:27:35.150 pick elven, dwarven, things like that. In this 00:27:35.150 --> 00:27:39.069 setting, each world has their own language. Draconic 00:27:39.069 --> 00:27:41.730 is still Niffy. There is a world that's general 00:27:41.730 --> 00:27:43.529 languages derived from Draconic, so it would 00:27:43.529 --> 00:27:48.009 still work. I was more thinking about Jules and 00:27:48.009 --> 00:27:51.329 Zebulon. Okay. I feel like that could come in 00:27:51.329 --> 00:27:53.900 handy at some point. Oh. If we can both speak 00:27:53.900 --> 00:27:57.160 a language that others probably don't understand. 00:27:57.420 --> 00:28:00.259 Yeah. I ended up choosing the noble background, 00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:02.819 so I do have another language that I need to 00:28:02.819 --> 00:28:05.680 pick. I was hoping to get some input from you. 00:28:05.859 --> 00:28:08.579 Yeah, we're going to talk about the various worlds, 00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:10.420 the conquered worlds, and which one you'd like 00:28:10.420 --> 00:28:12.960 to take the main language from. Gotcha. I've 00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:17.799 got it. Nice. Four. Nice. That's insane, yeah. 00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:22.849 I chose Draconic. Common. And then I also have 00:28:22.849 --> 00:28:30.210 Orc and Dwarvish. I might re -flavor those last 00:28:30.210 --> 00:28:32.529 two for you for your sake because Orc and Dwarvish 00:28:32.529 --> 00:28:36.670 will not likely appear in this. Okay. I'll give 00:28:36.670 --> 00:28:38.829 you a brief outline of many of these worlds and 00:28:38.829 --> 00:28:40.569 you can pick which one you think would be nice 00:28:40.569 --> 00:28:43.309 to have the in -language on so you can go in, 00:28:43.549 --> 00:28:45.809 chat to the locals in the local tongue, really 00:28:45.809 --> 00:28:48.589 gain some favor. I mean, that's rare for an outsider 00:28:48.589 --> 00:28:50.589 to know the language of a world they're not from. 00:28:51.150 --> 00:28:54.710 So with Prodigy as well, I get proficiency in 00:28:54.710 --> 00:28:57.670 one tool, and I chose the loot. Oh, great. And 00:28:57.670 --> 00:29:04.529 I also gain expertise in intimidation as well 00:29:04.529 --> 00:29:09.670 as deception. That's big. That will double your 00:29:09.670 --> 00:29:12.410 proficiency to this stat. So while your stat 00:29:12.410 --> 00:29:14.450 stuff isn't huge, that's going to make up for 00:29:14.450 --> 00:29:17.170 that in spades. Right. And as you level up, it 00:29:17.170 --> 00:29:19.529 only gets stronger. Very good choice. I'm just 00:29:19.529 --> 00:29:21.740 going to roll with it. Okay. Didn't go down the 00:29:21.740 --> 00:29:25.160 list. I just saw that one. All right. And you 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:26.680 get one more. That sounds about good. Because 00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:28.339 that's if you're very inhuman, you also get a 00:29:28.339 --> 00:29:30.619 level one starting feat for just being existing 00:29:30.619 --> 00:29:34.400 in this campaign because I am so magnificent 00:29:34.400 --> 00:29:38.799 and beautiful and wonderful. It's worked out 00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.339 real well for us so far. It's fantastic. I have 00:29:41.339 --> 00:29:45.220 a negative three wisdom. I love that. Let's talk 00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:47.640 about that for a quick moment. Do you know what 00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:49.359 a negative wisdom means? Ladies and gentlemen 00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:52.039 at home. Non -DMs at home, do you know what a 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.299 negative wisdom means? It means a negative perception 00:29:55.299 --> 00:29:57.900 and a negative insight. Do you know what that 00:29:57.900 --> 00:29:59.500 means? Do you know what that means, Steven? That 00:29:59.500 --> 00:30:02.140 means I don't know shit. That means you guys 00:30:02.140 --> 00:30:04.160 are walking around, right? And you got these 00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:07.700 big old passes tacked to your chest, like name 00:30:07.700 --> 00:30:11.240 cards. And they say, the DM can do whatever the 00:30:11.240 --> 00:30:13.839 fuck he wants. They just say that. Evan, you 00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:16.359 woke up too. They read that and they know. They 00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:20.700 know. I can do anything I want. I'm going to 00:30:20.700 --> 00:30:23.000 be very unobservant. I'm not going to be able 00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:25.339 to read people's intentions. You're going to 00:30:25.339 --> 00:30:27.900 trust every motherfucker you meet on the street. 00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:31.200 Right. Or not trusting when I should be trusting. 00:30:31.380 --> 00:30:34.099 At least nine -tenths of them are going to suck. 00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:37.140 Somebody very genuine comes up and says they 00:30:37.140 --> 00:30:38.880 want to help me, and if I decide to roll insight, 00:30:39.180 --> 00:30:42.279 it could backfire, and I could think that they're 00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:45.640 a serial killer. Yeah. We're going to have a 00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:50.279 lot of fun with this negative insight. And their 00:30:50.279 --> 00:30:52.579 passives? Forget about them. Forget about these 00:30:52.579 --> 00:30:54.940 passives. They suck. They're garbage. We've never 00:30:54.940 --> 00:30:57.299 even thought about them. Well, Zebulon probably 00:30:57.299 --> 00:30:59.880 didn't grow up with a whole lot of contact outside 00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:05.500 of his family and the family staff. It makes 00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:07.339 sense. It's not like he was out on the street 00:31:07.339 --> 00:31:10.680 playing with other kids and gaining those social 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:15.420 skills. He was largely sheltered. Yeah, and then 00:31:15.420 --> 00:31:18.359 in your later life, Arhalon basically moved out 00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.759 from... under the wings, so to speak, of your 00:31:21.759 --> 00:31:24.519 great -great -grandmother. We'll probably just 00:31:24.519 --> 00:31:26.819 call her your grandmother for shortness sake. 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:29.460 Yeah, that's fine. And you guys have this small 00:31:29.460 --> 00:31:33.299 apartment, basically, you know, close to Shield 00:31:33.299 --> 00:31:35.480 Bearer headquarters where Arhalon stays. He keeps 00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:40.740 all his, you know, red lines, conspiracy boards 00:31:40.740 --> 00:31:43.299 and such up where he's doing his detective work 00:31:43.299 --> 00:31:45.859 inside the apartment. And that's your contact. 00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:49.059 for the most part. Zeppelin doesn't really get 00:31:49.059 --> 00:31:51.019 out a lot, but I love this because we were talking 00:31:51.019 --> 00:31:53.980 about this and that one high stat, it's just 00:31:53.980 --> 00:31:57.099 like, I like to think he had a low everything, 00:31:57.339 --> 00:32:00.720 but he worked. Dexterity is the one stat that 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:03.380 really showcases not natural, raw talent, but 00:32:03.380 --> 00:32:06.660 just... Work and effort, training to get it just 00:32:06.660 --> 00:32:08.839 right, getting a little faster, getting a little 00:32:08.839 --> 00:32:13.140 more precise with your striking. Just like imagining 00:32:13.140 --> 00:32:15.740 these exercises you're doing over and over and 00:32:15.740 --> 00:32:18.220 over, sweating down onto your floorboards until 00:32:18.220 --> 00:32:21.519 they're just stained dark. It was Zebulon's anime 00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:27.660 montage. Yeah, yeah. It's fascinating. Yeah, 00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:29.900 what a character who will die in two episodes. 00:32:29.980 --> 00:32:32.970 Yep. Jules, have you looked at any more of those 00:32:32.970 --> 00:32:38.630 feats? Yeah, I changed from prodigy. I did. So 00:32:38.630 --> 00:32:42.049 something similar, I went with skill expert. 00:32:42.589 --> 00:32:45.029 There you go. Which gives me expertise in both 00:32:45.029 --> 00:32:47.490 intimidation and deception. That's very good. 00:32:47.950 --> 00:32:56.759 Also, what is it? Added one to charisma. That's 00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:59.440 really good. There you go. So I believe we're 00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:01.839 at 15 there. You get one more feat, and if you 00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:03.559 choose another one that adds to charisma, you 00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:06.160 get to 16 in charisma, which is going to be another 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:08.259 actual point to your modifier, which is going 00:33:08.259 --> 00:33:11.779 to be incredible. So I'm not telling you what 00:33:11.779 --> 00:33:13.599 feat to pick, but I'm telling you if you see 00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:16.420 another bonus in charisma, give that another 00:33:16.420 --> 00:33:19.700 look. I'll sleep on it for a week. All right. 00:33:19.859 --> 00:33:21.940 That's fair. Okay. That's fair. But you actually 00:33:21.940 --> 00:33:28.380 have one minute. What's going on? I'm going to 00:33:28.380 --> 00:33:30.859 give it to Steven. He'll waste it. He's bad at 00:33:30.859 --> 00:33:33.680 building characters. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 00:33:33.960 --> 00:33:37.980 I do think that... Bad at rolling. The dice were 00:33:37.980 --> 00:33:40.859 bad at building characters here. Well, fellas, 00:33:41.140 --> 00:33:44.920 we've got some feats rolled. We've got some stats. 00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:47.019 Oh, no, sorry. We've got some feats picked. We've 00:33:47.019 --> 00:33:49.880 got some stats rolled. Cut that out of the way. 00:33:49.940 --> 00:33:51.539 We're blaming it on Steven. Steven gave me a 00:33:51.539 --> 00:33:54.059 weird look. We've got feats tickled. We've got 00:33:54.059 --> 00:34:00.039 feats tickled. We've got stats. Grasped. Violently. 00:34:03.099 --> 00:34:08.039 Now. Look at all those zeros. Numbers. The language 00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:13.679 of nature. I want to talk to you. And you about 00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:16.219 one thing. I want you to use this time now. For 00:34:16.219 --> 00:34:19.340 listeners, David pointed to me. Now, I was pointing 00:34:19.340 --> 00:34:20.940 to the listener. Listeners, I want to talk to 00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:23.239 you about one thing. And that is, I want these 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.320 guys to start asking me questions and you guys 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:27.119 to shut up. Listeners, shut up. This is important. 00:34:27.739 --> 00:34:35.119 Hey, nope. Shut up. Thank you. Jules and Zebulon, 00:34:35.219 --> 00:34:37.940 now's the time for you to ask me questions about 00:34:37.940 --> 00:34:40.519 the setting. I'll only answer some of them, of 00:34:40.519 --> 00:34:42.639 course, because some things need to be a surprise. 00:34:42.820 --> 00:34:45.360 But what do you got for me? Anything you want 00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:48.480 to know I'm willing to answer? If you got nothing, 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:52.179 that's fine too. Why do we need to die? According 00:34:52.179 --> 00:34:54.159 to your sheets, very, very quickly. It won't 00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:57.820 take long. Yeah. Then you can roll good characters. 00:34:59.420 --> 00:35:01.219 Now, I will tell you guys, we're going to be 00:35:01.219 --> 00:35:03.179 doing sidekicks in this campaign. Each of them 00:35:03.179 --> 00:35:04.760 is going to get one, so we're not going to go 00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:08.139 in with two under -leveled, under -statted characters 00:35:08.139 --> 00:35:13.019 into all the horrors present in the multiverse 00:35:13.019 --> 00:35:17.090 of Radiant Citadel. We're going to have... two 00:35:17.090 --> 00:35:19.070 characters and then two half characters that 00:35:19.070 --> 00:35:22.230 will also probably be horribly understated. Or 00:35:22.230 --> 00:35:25.030 they could put us to shame. That actually is... 00:35:25.030 --> 00:35:27.809 Who's the sidekick? That would be awesome. Is 00:35:27.809 --> 00:35:29.690 the question I have for you. Yeah, for real. 00:35:30.170 --> 00:35:33.670 Wow. That's the M. Night Shyamalan twist. That 00:35:33.670 --> 00:35:37.329 is deep. Who's playing sidekicks? How this is 00:35:37.329 --> 00:35:41.230 going to work when we get sidekicks and... Spoiler 00:35:41.230 --> 00:35:43.840 alert for Radiant Citadel. because likely we 00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:46.219 won't be here yet when this releases, but actually 00:35:46.219 --> 00:35:48.340 probably we will, because it'll probably be episode 00:35:48.340 --> 00:35:53.860 three or four, based on my brain. So, sidekicks. 00:35:55.019 --> 00:35:56.820 You're going to basically come upon an agency, 00:35:56.900 --> 00:36:01.000 which will give you a list of potential sidekick 00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:03.039 options you can choose. They're going to generally 00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:06.599 be speaking, there'll be monster races, goblins, 00:36:06.679 --> 00:36:10.530 woolly wugs, kobolds, and the like. And these 00:36:10.530 --> 00:36:12.530 sidekicks, these are the less popular races. 00:36:12.570 --> 00:36:16.750 They don't really have a shot at the stardom 00:36:16.750 --> 00:36:19.750 of a luminary. So they're aiming for the next 00:36:19.750 --> 00:36:22.989 best thing. To be the pack horse for a luminary. 00:36:23.150 --> 00:36:26.230 To be their personal guard. To learn from them 00:36:26.230 --> 00:36:30.150 to grow. To get a little bit of their sheening 00:36:30.150 --> 00:36:34.190 sweat dripping down on them. Hopefully brimming 00:36:34.190 --> 00:36:38.050 with that talent and that charisma that so creates 00:36:38.050 --> 00:36:42.360 these. Legendary heroes. But no wisdom. But no 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.739 wisdom. None from you guys. Your sidekicks are 00:36:45.739 --> 00:36:49.019 going to be ten times wiser than you. So they're 00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:51.500 essentially Mooch in office. Yeah. You know what's 00:36:51.500 --> 00:36:53.199 great, though? And this is actually funny. This 00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:55.800 is for you, Zebulon, in particular. Sidekicks. 00:36:56.519 --> 00:36:59.579 Ready for this? Have no negative stats. Oh, fuck 00:36:59.579 --> 00:37:15.090 yourself. Okay, cool. I can't believe I agreed 00:37:15.090 --> 00:37:16.929 to roll stats. I thought it was going to go so 00:37:16.929 --> 00:37:20.389 great. I'm such an optimist. You pushed for it. 00:37:20.409 --> 00:37:24.949 You wanted this reality. I still want it. I still 00:37:24.949 --> 00:37:28.849 want it. It's a little fun to be a little bummed. 00:37:28.969 --> 00:37:39.610 It is. I like the pain. Oh, God. All right. But 00:37:39.610 --> 00:37:40.650 you're going to go to this agency, you're going 00:37:40.650 --> 00:37:41.789 to find these sidekicks, they're going to be 00:37:41.789 --> 00:37:45.750 an array of class and race options. I am going 00:37:45.750 --> 00:37:49.929 far beyond the usual three, the expert fighter, 00:37:50.210 --> 00:37:55.530 not fighter, expert warrior, and spellcaster, 00:37:55.710 --> 00:37:58.789 which are the three basic sidekick stat blocks. 00:37:58.969 --> 00:38:00.730 Each one kind of has a branching path, so you 00:38:00.730 --> 00:38:03.650 can choose a warrior that's more defense -focused 00:38:03.650 --> 00:38:06.840 or offense -focused and the like. A spellcaster 00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:08.539 that's more healing -focused or mage -focused. 00:38:08.699 --> 00:38:12.119 I'm going to go... I actually found some DMs 00:38:12.119 --> 00:38:15.539 Guild add -ons, which I will, of course, make 00:38:15.539 --> 00:38:17.599 a shout -out to my good friends at DMs Guild, 00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:20.940 that are going to really supplement us in the 00:38:20.940 --> 00:38:27.469 sidekick category because... Call us. Yep. Because 00:38:27.469 --> 00:38:29.210 they're going to really give you guys a lot to 00:38:29.210 --> 00:38:30.989 choose from. And you guys are going to choose. 00:38:31.250 --> 00:38:33.110 So when you pick the sidekicks you want, what's 00:38:33.110 --> 00:38:35.050 going to happen, I think, how I'm seeing it, 00:38:35.070 --> 00:38:36.070 is we're going to have a session where you're 00:38:36.070 --> 00:38:38.369 going to probably just go and meet sidekicks. 00:38:39.110 --> 00:38:40.949 They're all going to be voiced by me. They're 00:38:40.949 --> 00:38:42.710 all going to have distinct stupid personalities. 00:38:43.210 --> 00:38:46.409 And you get to pick the one you want, and then 00:38:46.409 --> 00:38:48.070 you get to play them. So if we're in combat, 00:38:48.409 --> 00:38:50.590 they're yours to play. You each get to pick one. 00:38:50.690 --> 00:38:52.650 So you can pick whatever bell, whatever benefits 00:38:52.650 --> 00:38:55.369 your playstyle best, whatever counters your sort 00:38:55.369 --> 00:38:58.599 of... character best and really, really bolsters 00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:00.900 you up. You can get a healer to work with. You 00:39:00.900 --> 00:39:03.519 can get a frontline tank. You can get a combination 00:39:03.519 --> 00:39:05.920 paladin. There's going to be a lot of options. 00:39:06.659 --> 00:39:09.500 And when you have your sidekick choice, I'll 00:39:09.500 --> 00:39:11.019 still always voice them, but they are always 00:39:11.019 --> 00:39:13.400 yours mechanically to do what you want. Okay, 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:15.340 we'll control them and you'll voice them. I love 00:39:15.340 --> 00:39:20.320 it. Yeah, makes it easy. So I can make them spin 00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:23.619 around in circles and you have to narrate that. 00:39:24.469 --> 00:39:29.210 That is true. Sweet. Just don't expect to get 00:39:29.210 --> 00:39:31.389 Arnold Schwarzenegger here on your team. This 00:39:31.389 --> 00:39:32.809 is not going to be the cream of the crop. They 00:39:32.809 --> 00:39:36.650 are our sidekicks for a reason. I mean, our stats 00:39:36.650 --> 00:39:39.909 say differently. Yeah, but you're still going 00:39:39.909 --> 00:39:42.610 to have the drive and the charisma to run this 00:39:42.610 --> 00:39:47.949 show. Not you, Debulon. I don't think I have 00:39:47.949 --> 00:39:49.269 a negative charisma, do I? I don't remember. 00:39:49.469 --> 00:39:56.010 Can I give Zebulon a sidekick? That's all right. 00:39:56.389 --> 00:39:57.750 Zebulon will be all right. So what's going to 00:39:57.750 --> 00:40:01.130 happen here, folks, is Julius LaRoche is going 00:40:01.130 --> 00:40:04.849 to have three sidekicks. One of them is Zebulon 00:40:04.849 --> 00:40:07.690 Black, who will graciously let Steven voice, 00:40:07.889 --> 00:40:11.090 and that's the game. Oh, my God. I've been so 00:40:11.090 --> 00:40:14.170 excited to play this character for, like, months 00:40:14.170 --> 00:40:16.409 we've been talking about this. Jeremy, did I 00:40:16.409 --> 00:40:18.590 ever tell you how we came up with the name Zebulon 00:40:18.590 --> 00:40:21.429 Black? No. Oh, this is the time and place. This 00:40:21.429 --> 00:40:23.130 is the time and place. Let's hear the story. 00:40:24.259 --> 00:40:27.340 David and I were, I mean, now that I think about 00:40:27.340 --> 00:40:29.500 it, it's really not very long of a story. David 00:40:29.500 --> 00:40:31.699 and I were out on a walk. Fill her that shit. 00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:33.380 What were you doing before the walk? It smelled 00:40:33.380 --> 00:40:38.300 like pine. It did. The sky was gray. Yes. And 00:40:38.300 --> 00:40:43.440 the wind was moderate from the southeast. And 00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:46.980 as I stared into Stephen's eyes, I felt a stirring 00:40:46.980 --> 00:40:50.119 somewhere deep within. And then we decided, let's 00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:54.630 go for a walk. I really wish that I had Careless 00:40:54.630 --> 00:40:59.750 Whisper queued up right now. Me and David were 00:40:59.750 --> 00:41:03.869 walking. We often do a couple laps around a fairly 00:41:03.869 --> 00:41:08.349 sizable cemetery close to my house. And when 00:41:08.349 --> 00:41:11.469 you walk through the gates of this cemetery, 00:41:11.570 --> 00:41:16.610 one of the first stones that you see is... I 00:41:16.610 --> 00:41:18.630 think it's from the 1800s anyway. Maybe it's 00:41:18.630 --> 00:41:20.929 1840s. I don't know. That might have been the 00:41:20.929 --> 00:41:24.710 birth date anyhow. But this unfortunate gentleman's 00:41:24.710 --> 00:41:30.429 name, real name, on the headstone was Zebulon 00:41:30.429 --> 00:41:33.349 Black. Holy shit. And we happened to be, because 00:41:33.349 --> 00:41:35.489 we've been talking about doing this for months 00:41:35.489 --> 00:41:40.010 now. Yeah. And we were just kind of made a joke 00:41:40.010 --> 00:41:41.949 out of it. Oh, that's such a funny name, Zebulon 00:41:41.949 --> 00:41:43.309 Black. I can't imagine if my character's name 00:41:43.309 --> 00:41:47.239 was Zebulon Black. Hey. Hey, wait a minute. That's 00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:49.559 kind of a cool name. My character's name was 00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:53.980 Zebulon Black. That puts my character name story 00:41:53.980 --> 00:41:58.139 to shame. Let's paddle it over. How'd you come 00:41:58.139 --> 00:42:00.980 up with Jules LaRoche? Well, you see, one morning 00:42:00.980 --> 00:42:05.719 I was sitting on the toilet. The best stories 00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:08.920 start like this, folks. And it just came out 00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:18.539 of me. His jewels started to fall. Yeah. Super 00:42:18.539 --> 00:42:20.940 exciting. I know. And it sounded kind of like 00:42:20.940 --> 00:42:26.039 this. And then I believe I messaged you right 00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:31.039 after. Yes. You did. You did. I said, hey, this 00:42:31.039 --> 00:42:32.980 is my character. I think we need to normalize 00:42:32.980 --> 00:42:36.079 texting on the toilet. I mean, I think it is 00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:38.360 normal. That's why I do all my texting. We all 00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:40.989 do it. Okay, so we're all on the same page here. 00:42:41.150 --> 00:42:42.750 You've probably noticed that I roughly message 00:42:42.750 --> 00:42:46.389 you guys about three times a day. For a period 00:42:46.389 --> 00:42:49.590 of about half of an hour to an hour at that time. 00:42:50.769 --> 00:42:52.730 That's too long to be on the toilet. That is 00:42:52.730 --> 00:42:54.630 currently the point in time where my toilet bowl 00:42:54.630 --> 00:42:58.309 is cracking and exploding. I suddenly want to 00:42:58.309 --> 00:43:04.030 get all of our phones out of this room. All right, 00:43:04.090 --> 00:43:05.469 so yeah, you're going to look at more feats. 00:43:05.849 --> 00:43:08.480 Yes. Zebulon. Your garbage character is done. 00:43:09.820 --> 00:43:14.059 Wow. Yeah, it's real harsh. As if I don't have 00:43:14.059 --> 00:43:18.219 to already live with the horrible stats, I then 00:43:18.219 --> 00:43:20.820 have to live with this monkey on my back. I mean, 00:43:20.860 --> 00:43:22.559 let's be straight. This is what happens when 00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:26.139 you name your character after a dead man. You're 00:43:26.139 --> 00:43:30.579 creating a dead man. Come on. Come on. Well, 00:43:30.699 --> 00:43:33.440 now we have to research who's Ebulon Black. was. 00:43:33.440 --> 00:43:35.280 I'll have to go to the Historical Society. I 00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:38.820 need everything you have on Zebulon Black. We 00:43:38.820 --> 00:43:42.139 have to figure out the Zebulon Black's real identity, 00:43:42.340 --> 00:43:45.179 find his family, and apologize profusely for 00:43:45.179 --> 00:43:48.119 soldering his name with this garbage, garbage 00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:51.739 dragonborn. The house that we have, we've been 00:43:51.739 --> 00:43:55.659 slowly working on it, doing a couple renovations. 00:43:57.559 --> 00:44:00.780 Upstairs, I was pulling up some of the old subfloor 00:44:00.780 --> 00:44:03.559 to put a new floor in. And we found all sorts 00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:06.639 of crazy stuff. We found a really old beer bottle, 00:44:06.820 --> 00:44:10.699 found an old pair of pants with suspenders attached, 00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:13.219 some really cool metal clasps and stuff like 00:44:13.219 --> 00:44:17.920 that. What we also found were two school books. 00:44:18.500 --> 00:44:23.860 They were like books that you practice your penmanship 00:44:23.860 --> 00:44:27.670 in. big sheet and there's the A and you have 00:44:27.670 --> 00:44:30.349 to write a line of all A's and so through the 00:44:30.349 --> 00:44:33.449 alphabet, blah, blah, blah. So we found those 00:44:33.449 --> 00:44:38.789 for two kids. I'm blanking on their first names. 00:44:40.250 --> 00:44:43.750 Tom and Susie. It wasn't that. It wasn't that. 00:44:43.809 --> 00:44:46.909 I think the first one might have been, the boy's 00:44:46.909 --> 00:44:49.570 name might have been Robert and there was a girl's 00:44:49.570 --> 00:44:52.079 name and it... It might have been someone with 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:54.500 an S, either Sally or Susan or something like 00:44:54.500 --> 00:45:00.480 that, but their last name was Mountain. What? 00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:05.420 So I have two first names and the last name Mountain. 00:45:05.860 --> 00:45:07.320 We've been in this house for like five years 00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:09.400 now, and I've always meant to go to the historical 00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:11.579 society and be like, hey, what can you tell me 00:45:11.579 --> 00:45:14.360 about these people? I've got the address, I've 00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:17.039 got the names, and I'm sure that they can put 00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:21.239 something together. That's so cool. Now that 00:45:21.239 --> 00:45:24.420 it's on tape, maybe it'll hold me accountable 00:45:24.420 --> 00:45:26.820 to go to the Historical Society and try to dig 00:45:26.820 --> 00:45:32.440 up some info. All right. So, with this, we have 00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:37.380 names, we have backstories, we have characters, 00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:40.440 we have numbers, we have feats to inform these 00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:43.420 characters and who they are. For the most part, 00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:45.360 we've got one more coming up from you eventually, 00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:47.940 Jeremy. We'll have it for episode one, I promise 00:45:47.940 --> 00:45:52.760 you folks. And that episode, No promises. She's 00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:56.539 a comic. So, I'm asking, I'm bringing it to the 00:45:56.539 --> 00:46:01.460 boys here. Any other forms of address? Any other, 00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:04.559 that's not the term. Any other things to discuss 00:46:04.559 --> 00:46:09.519 today? No, it sounds like we have a little bit 00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:12.400 of work to do before we figure out sidekicks. 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.159 Yes, and that will be in character. You'll find 00:46:15.159 --> 00:46:16.820 that before. It's not something you'll pick beforehand. 00:46:17.019 --> 00:46:19.960 You will meet them. I like that. Once you're 00:46:19.960 --> 00:46:22.239 at the Citadel, that's where the agency is. I'm 00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.000 going to grab you up and carry you over there 00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.239 and throw you at them. You're just going to line 00:46:27.239 --> 00:46:28.980 them up all nice and neatly and we can just walk 00:46:28.980 --> 00:46:32.420 down the road like, yes, no, no. I'm going to 00:46:32.420 --> 00:46:34.519 put it out here right now. I'm going to find 00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:37.699 some form of way to railroad you to at least 00:46:37.699 --> 00:46:41.619 grab sidekicks so you don't die. I think I have 00:46:41.619 --> 00:46:43.800 a pretty good idea. I think you mentioned, the 00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:46.780 first two you mentioned, a healer and a tank. 00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:49.059 I think that's kind of what we need to go with. 00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:51.099 There'll be options, though. Character options. 00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:53.699 I want you guys to pick, not just stats, but 00:46:53.699 --> 00:46:55.840 also a couple different healers, a couple different 00:46:55.840 --> 00:46:57.900 tanks. You'll look down a list. You'll be like, 00:46:57.980 --> 00:47:01.400 okay, that's the race, that's the class, that's 00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:03.500 the short description of the character. And then 00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:04.739 you'll be like, I want to meet this guy. And 00:47:04.739 --> 00:47:08.780 I'll come in like... Like that, you know? I don't 00:47:08.780 --> 00:47:10.340 fucking care. I want my sidekick to have that 00:47:10.340 --> 00:47:13.719 voice. Remember this. Oh, it's not on the list. 00:47:13.739 --> 00:47:16.380 Oh, no. And I want my sidekick to sound like 00:47:16.380 --> 00:47:17.920 Arnold Schwarzenegger, who you mentioned earlier. 00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.880 I'm not going to do this for reasons, but I will 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.039 tell you one thought I was going to have. I just 00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:26.519 don't think it would mesh with the party very 00:47:26.519 --> 00:47:29.880 well. One of the sidekick options I was thinking 00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:33.980 of putting in was going to be a paladin tortle. 00:47:34.889 --> 00:47:37.409 Maybe Sean Franklin. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, 00:47:37.409 --> 00:47:42.829 my God, David. Oh. Sean Franklin from another 00:47:42.829 --> 00:47:45.690 campaign that we used to play. That was going 00:47:45.690 --> 00:47:48.090 to be a goofy little thing. It was going to be 00:47:48.090 --> 00:47:49.650 like an Easter egg, and I was like, no, they'll 00:47:49.650 --> 00:47:53.289 fucking pick him. And then what? Well, that sounds 00:47:53.289 --> 00:47:56.449 like a decent fit. I mean, I get all their paladins. 00:47:57.289 --> 00:48:01.030 Just don't be the character from GURPS. Yeah, 00:48:01.050 --> 00:48:05.579 but why not? We'll readdress this. See, folks, 00:48:05.579 --> 00:48:10.300 our DM does have PC chops as well. John Franklin 00:48:10.300 --> 00:48:14.400 was fucking incredible. He was so funny. So funny. 00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:17.840 And he was actually built well, unlike YouTube 00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:21.400 goofballs. Go fuck yourself. Starting off great, 00:48:21.500 --> 00:48:26.159 guys. This is going to be wonderful. So full 00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:29.119 of love and death. Let's delete this and reroll. 00:48:31.659 --> 00:48:34.280 That is never going to happen. So with that being 00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:37.400 said, folks, I'm going to say for the first time 00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.260 in this campaign, at least chronologically for 00:48:40.260 --> 00:48:42.420 us, I'm going to say a few words you're going 00:48:42.420 --> 00:48:45.360 to get to know very, very well. I'm going to 00:48:45.360 --> 00:48:47.719 say we're going to call it there.