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Hey pants people if you love the original music

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we have in the podcast you can find it all on

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Spotify and I think Apple and like, you know

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the places you get music just search Music from

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the fantasy pants podcast. I bet if you just

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search fantasy pants and probably come up check

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it out Startula Rune is not here, and neither

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is Auryn. And you know why? Because Jon's still

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here, and he doesn't want to hear from them.

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He hates them. Oh, come on. No, I can hear for

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him. That's fine. Did you just not write something

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for that? They already left. Oh, OK. Sick. God.

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All right. Awesome. No, I didn't write it. I

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couldn't think of anything to write. It's a challenge.

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It's hard. You have the manager all the time.

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I'll say we're out of time. That's, yeah. I followed

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some of that. Got my excuses out of the way.

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Welcome back, John. Well, you didn't go anywhere.

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What's up? I just kept standing here the whole

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time. We just went somewhere for a week, but

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we're back. Hey. I'm sure I've been doing other

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stuff during that week in between, but. I'm so

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pumped. This is a weird, wild, fun situation.

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It's such a weird thing, but I'm so excited to

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see more characters kinda doing cool stuff. We

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are ramping up. We are in the 11th hour of this

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campaign. Everything is building into some huge

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finale, and even this, even side adventures like

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this are all building. We have four arcs simultaneously

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happening, and it's crazy. I thought about this

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a lot, and I was telling Steve about this earlier.

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We were on a walk, and... way back when you said

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something to me and you said to the past people

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about how you designed Zebulon as a character

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to be built around the concept that anybody can

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be a hero. And I feel like as a show that was

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a theme we had going for a while and we've kind

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of surpassed that theme now and grown to this

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point where it's like, everyone can be a hero.

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You know, suddenly Pepper and Paloma and Rizzo

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are like crucial parts of what might turn the

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tides in this finale. Everyone everyone working

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together all the pants people bring in their

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characters Every spotlight luminary. They all

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have a part to play. They all have a they don't

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carry a piece of this puzzle and I'm just so

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pumped I don't know you pumped. Yeah, I'm super

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pumped. Yeah, I'm pumped cuz you mentioned that

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like our Performance here could in some way affect

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the outcome. It really can. Yeah, it's pretty

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neat really can It's scary, but oh, yeah, we're

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going to die. Right now, as you're facing this,

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other forces are working to like, and the other

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thing is you might die, but even if you die at

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this point, you've brought the chaos. You brought

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all three of these things here. Chaos is happening.

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Xena's accomplishing her goals up above. If you

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can keep the focus, keep this thing busy, keep

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the worms thrashing, keep the celestials fighting,

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keep the distraction going. then maybe Zini can

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finish the job, whether you live or die. But

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obviously the more soldiers that live, the better

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the outcome for the next big thing. With that.

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You guys want to get into a dog fight? Plane

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style magic carpet dog fight? Like an in the

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air dog fight. Dog fight? We're going to have

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the dogs fight. Like a Red Baron dog fight. Classic

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Red Baron World War II, except not because your

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magic carpet's in the desert dog fight. We love

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that fight. That's a good fight. Hell yeah. I'm

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going to, before I do the cool music, I'll explain

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my rules now. Because there's going to be some

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new. uh mechanics again because i can't i don't

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want you guys crazy i want you guys to go to

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an episode without me explaining rules for 20

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minutes uh that'd be so lame so dogfight rules

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here we go combat's gonna flow as normal but

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there's gonna be one major change i don't know

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why i said one there's a lot of changes but one

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this is the first major change one root change

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in the change tree that branches out the other

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changes at the end of each round I'll be rolling

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for certain effects that only occur based on

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what altitude zone you are in. So zones, that's

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the big thing here, right? There are three of

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them, three zones you can be in in this fight.

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There is open sky, the central zone. You have

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a map you have open there. So it's kind of like,

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you'll see there's three different tiers of spots

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you can be in. That's kind of the - Right down

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the middle. It's right now we're doing a, we

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did our theater of the mind arc. We had that

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going. We have our map arc going. Now we have

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our right in the middle arc, kind of a theater

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of the mind, kind of a map arc. Yeah, open sky,

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central zone. Visibility here is very clear.

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There are no extra threats to support or hamper

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you, but at the end of each round, I will roll

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to assign you tails, essentially enemy adds that

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are chasing after you. The number of these available

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to attack you is determined by how many worms

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you're able to bring into the fight. Thankfully,

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you brought all three, so you're not gonna get

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absolutely swarmed. It could've gotten really

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bad. These enemies will be set on you and they

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will stay on you unless something is done by

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you or an ally to get rid of them. Tails will

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not be able to attack you until the very end

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of the following round following all the other

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end of round effects. So your goal if you get

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Tails is to get rid of them or tank them when

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the time comes. Cause they're going to just rush

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you into a bunch of damage and they'll keep building

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as long as you stay in the middle zone. But apart

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from Tails, you know, cause you're seeing the

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Celestials flying around Pegasi and, and Hawley

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fence. And they're going to start gathering on

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top of you when they notice you for a long enough

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in the clear sky. You know, time's a little different

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here. We're not doing straight six seconds. You're

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moving pretty far between attacks. That's open

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sky. I'm not telling you to do the tail rolls.

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So, middle zone, open sky, top zone, cloud cover.

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The arcane mirage that hides the sky prison creates

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an area that is heavily obscured. While in this

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area, you are all blinded. At the end of each

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round, any player in the cloud cover zone will

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lose all tails. So simple enough, you can't see

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anything, but if you end your turn there and

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the round ends, your tails will be gone before

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they can attack you. Simple. Bad things could

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be added to that, you'll find out. And the bottom

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zone is the cemetery itself. Flying near to the

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surface will bring you and your adversaries within

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purple worm attack range. At the end of each

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round, any player in the cemetery zone will lose

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all tails. Additionally, I'm gonna make a roll.

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to determine if a purple worm, it's a 50 -50,

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gets to make an attack on a player of the DM's

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choice in the zone. So it's only gonna happen

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to one of you. If you're all three there, I'll

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only do it to one of you. If you succeed on the

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roll, sorry, if you fail on the roll, I'm gonna

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womp you. If you succeed on the roll and Gray

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Allen is in the zone, I will womp him instead.

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He will be attacked. We have. two additional

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rules as well additional rule one going prone

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on a carpet of flying will simply result there's

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no really prone in this not going to have your

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movement gone because i'm kind of not like considered

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movement as deeply in this everything's got the

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same fly speed essentially everything's gonna

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be on you no matter what you do so what's gonna

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happen is you will have to make a dc -16 dexterity

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saving throw to see if you are knocked off of

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the carpet If you fall in the cloud cover zone

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and you fall all the way down, it will result

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in 20 D6 damage. Falling in the open sky zone

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will result in 10 D6 damage. Falling in the cemetery

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zone will result in 3 D6 damage. We're counting

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at 200 feet, 100 feet, and 30 feet. You will

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fall down one zone each round until hitting ground

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and taking damage. So if you are in the top zone,

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every round you'll fall one zone. Someone might

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be able to come and get you, do something for

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you. Who knows? The corporate of flying, if you

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lose, if you fall off of it will be lost in this

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found with a seek action. Additional rule to

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having two players running one carpet will put

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it over the weight limit meaning that it will

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take two consecutive Turns to climb to a higher

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zone. So if you're down the bottom one person

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falls off there You have to do all up on one

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carpet. It takes two rounds to get out of the

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worm pit So okay pretty gnarly and that's it.

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It's all the rules. See that was fun We all learned

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something today. All right sick. Can I tie the

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rope from the bell onto my waist? Hell yeah.

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You're moving this way. Okay. I like, Oh, cause

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you're, cause if you follow the carpet, you're

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okay. Yeah. Paloma's going to fall. I think you'd

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be like, yeah, well that seems smart. Ties it

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around. All right. I like it. Um, it's interesting

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because if that happens, you're still not controlling

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the carpets here. They're verbally commanded.

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So you know what? You can be yelling to it and

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yeah, it'll still move. I like that. I like that

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a lot. Uh, like theoretically we could be Maybe

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50 feet away for how long are these ropes 30

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feet? You can tie yourself wherever I suppose

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true. Yeah. Yeah, I would cut the bell off for

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the most part. Okay, put it in my unlimited inventory

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I think we have six things. Yeah, and then yeah

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tied to my waist. Oh, yeah All right. So yeah

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rules are weird, but I'll kind of I can go over

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those we go we can learn as we go How dare you?

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How dare you laugh at me? Are you just gonna

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snort it? How dare you snort it? I just love

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these random moments where you and I both hear

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it. We just look at each other. Bullshit. I gave

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you four buttons and it's so nice. So nice. I

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was being polite. We don't have to. Alright,

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sick. I'm putting the paralysis effect back on

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this guy. Oh my god. You know what? That was

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funny. You don't deserve it. It's the little

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things, you know. I cannot wait to see you all

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die. That is what's gonna happen. Oh yeah, this

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is insane. Go ahead and roll for initiative.

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Oh boy. Oh boy. What is Pepper's? I'll be Dex.

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Oh my god, look at that awesome initiative roll.

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More crit. More crit, okay. So that is a 23.

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Yes. Nice. I can see your bonuses. Pepper. I

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was gonna say, I was like, Pepper. Are you looking

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at my sheet? Pepper's a fucking nine. Oh no.

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No, Pepper. Maybe he sees this thing and he's

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feeling scared. He's feeling scared. RZA. 17.

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17. What? Too shabby, RZA. All of you. Moving

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in chaos from below I'm starting you off in the

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open sky zone moving up towards this creature

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both sides purgling Towards each other you have

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your target you have to slay this thing or die

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trying and Paloma's just start this off You can

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start in within range of this thing if you desire

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or you can hold back You're setting this up.

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You're setting the scene. Well, can you explain

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my options? I can start within range, meaning

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it's going to be following me and I can attack

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it. You don't know who's going to go after it

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on its turn, but you can attack this thing now.

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I'm saying you guys are moving towards each other.

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When this opens up, we'll say you're essentially

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within 30 feet of the creature. Okay. Paloma's

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going to move forward. You said our fly speed

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is 60 feet? Yes. Paloma's gonna move forward

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another 30 feet away from the flying lion guy.

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And she's gonna throw her returning dagger. Okay,

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all right. Good opener. Oh no, that's a nine.

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A nine will not hit somehow. Okay, well luckily

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she has an extra attack. and rolled a oh yeah

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right does the return does it return yeah it

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says returns after you take oh an attack action

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though no after you use it to make a ranged attack

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roll okay cool I can do two of those in a yeah

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you throw it it's like you can see is it kind

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of surges just we off course and before you know

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it goes like you can tell immediately it's not

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gonna hit right it's back in your hand the moment

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you can get that calculation you're already throwing

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again uh next one's not super great either just

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a 15 not gonna hit okay this one actually does

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cut some this thing kind of turn as you're moving

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up and away consider the way you throw this thing

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uh the dagger slices off a few of these radiant

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white hairs which puff into life because they

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are removed from the Sphinx. Oh boy, I think

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I made it mad. I think it did. I think it did

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make it mad. Is that your turn? It's my turn.

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I'm so excited. Now you're all within 30 feet,

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I said. Who will be my first target? One, two,

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three, four, five, six. A six pepper, my friend.

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You're the first to feel the lion's wrath. This

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thing sees the frail rabbit, the easy prey. It

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spoke of a hunt, and you are getting hunted.

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It, boom, blasts towards you. It's going to make

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two claw attacks. Claw attack one. 24 to hit,

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will that hit? Nah, nah. Give me a second to

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fill that back too. It'll be funny. Yeah, that

00:14:04.059 --> 00:14:07.220
hits. It'll be funny. That's going to be a, ooh,

00:14:07.419 --> 00:14:12.620
only a 18. Only an 18. 21. Sorry, that's wrong.

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You want it? Yeah, they both fucking hit. All

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right, let's do this thing. Oh my god. This is

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so nasty. Can you get to Pepper? Yeah, I'm basically

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starting this off with everyone. Everyone's moving

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towards. He just slides to you immediately. Let's

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see your blade That is 18 points of slashing

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damage from the first clock I didn't get the

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chance to rage yet. It's rough you have those

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potions though bonus action potion and 20 points

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of slash damage for the second What the fuck?

00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:49.299
Welcome to the fight. So you took 38 points of

00:14:49.299 --> 00:14:52.759
damage. 38 points of damage. Pepper, this thing

00:14:52.759 --> 00:14:56.120
is on you like a predator pouncing upon a poor

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small rabbit. It truly is a lion versus a rabbit.

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Blood tears in the air, spray of it, white fur.

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Holy shit. Pants people revolt David's gonna

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kill a fan favorite. Oh, I'm gonna kill the shadow

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pepper. But first I want to do something else

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I'm gonna roar and this is where I get to have

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so much fun it tears into you and excitement

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just arcs its head up towards the sky and This

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roar booms out washing over you all roar one

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The First Roar, you might say, requires a wisdom

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save and throw from all of you. As long as you're

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within 500 feet. Are you within 500 feet of me?

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Uh, so far, yes. Okay, cool. Alright, cool, cool,

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cool. Uh, wisdom saving throws. Don't worry,

00:15:51.389 --> 00:15:57.509
it's a high one. Uh, dirty 20. Hey, you bad.

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10. 10, okay. Pepper, you don't. That's an 8.

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Riza, Paloma, you've seen some shit. And I think

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as you see like blood spray, your ally gets torn

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apart immediately before you. This thing bloody

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mouth rises, roars out to the heavens. You're

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the only one that as this fear effect hits you,

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you are unaffected by it. Riza and Pepper, you

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are both under the frightened condition. For

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one minute, so just for the fight. Really, really

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bad. This is crazy. Hey, you could win. I believe

00:16:35.659 --> 00:16:37.960
you. You can win. I believe in you. I believe

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in you. That's my turn. That all? That's all.

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Rizzo, that's you. All right, sick. Rizzo, you

00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:48.639
just feel this primal. I mean, like, I love this.

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You are a hunter, too. A predator, too. These

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two figures see each other. I have that same

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ability. Do you really? Yeah, I do. Is it also

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daunting roar or is it a different one? This

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is cool. This one is, I'll tell you, I'll give

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you a little hint. This is a three tiered roar.

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Okay, I have a baby version of it then. Every

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roar gets worse. Oh, that's good. That was the

00:17:12.009 --> 00:17:14.730
chill ass roar. Wait till the next two roars.

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Oh my god. I told one now. So, is there any way

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to be within 500 feet? She says there's any way

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to not be within 500 feet? Of course not. It's

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not like you can go to a different layer to get

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out of the roar. The roar is just happening whether

00:17:33.660 --> 00:17:35.740
we want it or not. The roar is always going to

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happen. The important thing is to let other things

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happen to you. Yeah, it's so fun. All right,

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so First gonna do the fungal entity thing. Oh

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hell. Yeah, so you just get covered up There's

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something that's a bladed kind of claws of like

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fungal claws in your arms big sort of fungal

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tail I need two bonus actions. I have to wait

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between two turns, but I'll start with the fungal

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entity form which like grows like a big like

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suit of like fungal armor making them look a

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little bit more like an actual lion, okay and

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Her flavor is gonna grow a much like more of

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a barbed tail, but I can't actually do the functional

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barbed tail until the next bonus action. I'm

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gonna say this. You know what? I should be nice

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here. You had moments moving into this fight.

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You saw SkyHeads here moving in. How about we

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give you your bonus action setups, right? You

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should have rage going because you would have

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rage going. Cool. So take... Let's pay take back

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half that I should have given you the option

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I didn't this is super nasty And I'm willing

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to give you a work of the old bit here And now

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you can take up extra bonus action too if you

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want to have it. Oh sick you are both So I guess

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I'll already be in fungal form because I have

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to you know, it's the thing wild shape before

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your rage so I think yeah, he's going to fungal

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entity and already being that. Probably just

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because he's right now beefy and I'm not thinking

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that any of the spells are going to do that much.

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Well how close is the line? I'll say you're all

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close together when you move in. So he's within

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five, ten feet of you, wherever you want to be.

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He moved right to Pepper who was right by your

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side. My plan, I was gonna hit him with a poison

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spray, which is just a cantrip, but when you're

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at a higher level, it's actually really nice.

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Hell yeah. And then to try and do some bullshit.

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So we're like 30 feet away currently. Well, we

00:19:41.119 --> 00:19:43.400
were. But I think that's where we were, right?

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So like that distance right there is theoretically

00:19:45.500 --> 00:19:47.660
30 feet. You said that we have like 30 feet of

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rope. And then that these carpets would fly without

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us because they are... You can speak to them.

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So yeah at this point I went up to the top. I

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will say at this point He's more like on you

00:20:01.009 --> 00:20:02.970
because he charged didn't had his turn. Okay,

00:20:02.990 --> 00:20:04.829
so I should have moved things around Paloma kind

00:20:04.829 --> 00:20:08.589
of moved actually back 60 feet away Would I get

00:20:08.589 --> 00:20:11.910
an attack of opportunity on me if I went above

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him into the clouds? Not yet because he was focusing

00:20:15.910 --> 00:20:17.809
pepper and yet can't say for sure he was on you

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I didn't really say it will say you're behind

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pepper you you can move away I'm gonna do that.

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Okay. And then I'm gonna go into a rage and then

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with my... I actually have a rig of Featherfall

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but I don't want to fall that slowly. I will

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let my carpet kind of fly in cloud cover kind

00:20:41.740 --> 00:20:47.329
of in cruise control and I'll... rappel down

00:20:47.329 --> 00:20:50.470
with just the 30 feet of rope. Okay. And I'll,

00:20:50.490 --> 00:20:53.450
while I'm doing that, I'll rage and take a couple

00:20:53.450 --> 00:20:56.049
swings on him. All right. Oh, hell yeah. Oh,

00:20:56.089 --> 00:20:57.990
so the carpet's up above and you're just dropping

00:20:57.990 --> 00:21:00.690
down. Yeah. I love the, yeah, sails into the

00:21:00.690 --> 00:21:04.170
clouds. You just leap down, hanging above this

00:21:04.170 --> 00:21:06.410
guy. As you kind of roar, suddenly you're just

00:21:06.410 --> 00:21:08.910
dropping down right towards this open maw. And

00:21:08.910 --> 00:21:11.390
it's voice activated, right? Yes. OK, so I'm

00:21:11.390 --> 00:21:13.049
not going to go all the way down. I'll go 10

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feet away, so I'm not in his range. And I'm going

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to hit him with my barbed tail, which has the

00:21:24.390 --> 00:21:33.250
reach feature. And I guess I'll attack with the

00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:36.430
advantage thing that barbarians get. Reckless

00:21:36.430 --> 00:21:40.049
so I'll okay. I'll reckless first With a 10 -foot

00:21:40.049 --> 00:21:43.509
reach melee attack. All right. All right. Yeah,

00:21:43.509 --> 00:21:49.430
go for it. Oh Yeah, plus 7 so That was a dirty

00:21:49.430 --> 00:21:56.990
20 I believe okay or 21 goes to 13 Nothing crazy

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Five damage from that five damage you then the

00:22:02.430 --> 00:22:07.599
next one is 21 21 hits all right uh nine damage

00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:10.680
nine damage and then he'll like give a command

00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:14.599
for the carpet to start pulling him back up hell

00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:17.920
yeah hell yes you're like so you're guys are

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right towards the top i don't want to be fully

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up but i want to be like hell yeah hovering the

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line between the clouds and him i'll say the

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the space here is a little weird like each of

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these spaces isn't exactly necessarily What it

00:22:31.250 --> 00:22:33.230
really represents. So like you're at the very

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base of the carpet So you're everyone's kind

00:22:34.549 --> 00:22:36.630
of pretty high towards it for you to like move

00:22:36.630 --> 00:22:40.130
that far You know, everything's kind of I guess

00:22:40.130 --> 00:22:42.849
moving in and what would be multiple rounds with

00:22:42.849 --> 00:22:44.990
a movement between attacks? We'll say because

00:22:44.990 --> 00:22:46.970
the car the cloud cover should be you know, like

00:22:46.970 --> 00:22:49.470
200 feet up and the ground is 200 feet You know

00:22:49.470 --> 00:22:52.829
down below this middle, but you will say you're

00:22:52.829 --> 00:22:54.930
all up close towards it So you're at the edge

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of the sort of obscure where I can go up and

00:22:57.250 --> 00:22:59.430
knowing escape his grass, but I want to be like

00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:02.579
Just like teasing him a little bit. Okay. All

00:23:02.579 --> 00:23:06.519
right. But you did move within... You did attack

00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:08.640
him on that route, which means, as you point

00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:12.240
up, you are within 30 feet of me. Oh, damn it.

00:23:12.559 --> 00:23:15.160
Good. Is that your attack range, is 30 feet?

00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:19.539
No. But it is the range of a certain legendary

00:23:19.539 --> 00:23:22.299
action I have called Arcane Prowl, where I can

00:23:22.299 --> 00:23:24.279
teleport up to 30 feet into an unoccupied space

00:23:24.279 --> 00:23:28.269
I can see and make a claw attack. Okay, I will

00:23:28.269 --> 00:23:35.690
take my reaction using my tail to try to, uh,

00:23:35.809 --> 00:23:38.769
negate it a little bit. Oh, John. Yeah, let's

00:23:38.769 --> 00:23:40.309
see if it works. I'm not attacking you. Oh, fuck,

00:23:40.470 --> 00:23:44.210
really? I'm attacking the rope. Oh my god. I'm

00:23:44.210 --> 00:23:49.480
evil. I see you dangling by a string. You think

00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:52.900
my cool smart lion's not gonna cut you down?

00:23:53.259 --> 00:23:56.279
I'm gonna have so much fun with this. You're

00:23:56.279 --> 00:23:58.779
at con cover. This is still 26 fall damage. That

00:23:58.779 --> 00:24:01.299
just makes sense. Let's see if I can hit a rope.

00:24:02.940 --> 00:24:05.319
Let's see if I can hit a rope. Probably nothing.

00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:09.259
Unless you roll the nat 1. You roll a 3. But

00:24:09.259 --> 00:24:11.279
I have a really high to hit, as you might expect.

00:24:11.420 --> 00:24:15.890
Yeah, it hits a rope. Rope rips. and suddenly

00:24:15.890 --> 00:24:19.849
you find yourself beginning to fall. I'm nasty.

00:24:19.970 --> 00:24:21.970
I'm gonna get so nasty up in here. I mean, I

00:24:21.970 --> 00:24:24.109
do have the Ring of Feather Fall, so I'm not

00:24:24.109 --> 00:24:26.130
actually falling. Oh, that's true. That's true.

00:24:26.250 --> 00:24:28.809
I'm just like... Yeah, you're kind of slowly...

00:24:28.809 --> 00:24:33.069
Feathering. Yeah. What? You're just kind of slowly

00:24:33.069 --> 00:24:37.269
moving down. Um, hell yeah. Okay. With the Ring

00:24:37.269 --> 00:24:39.109
of Feather Falls, it takes you two rounds to

00:24:39.109 --> 00:24:40.910
move down a zone. So you're like in the open

00:24:40.910 --> 00:24:43.549
sky for a while. It's just slowly moving down.

00:24:44.119 --> 00:24:46.980
Which means you can't pick up tails. Before we

00:24:46.980 --> 00:24:50.539
get to that, that's gonna be Pepper. Pepper,

00:24:51.220 --> 00:24:55.099
you flexed rage. You... Yeah, what does it look

00:24:55.099 --> 00:24:57.940
like when Pepper rages? Yeah, like, is it still

00:24:57.940 --> 00:25:01.299
all anxiety? Are you like... I think it's just

00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:04.380
psychotic. I think Pepper just goes and starts

00:25:04.380 --> 00:25:09.980
shaking. Holy shit! I was like, what? some anime

00:25:09.980 --> 00:25:15.420
style shit. The wounds weren't nearly as bad

00:25:15.420 --> 00:25:18.519
as they should have been. And you kind of hold

00:25:18.519 --> 00:25:20.339
strong. What do you want to do here? Can I can

00:25:20.339 --> 00:25:24.460
I go and catch Rizzo? You can. You'll have to

00:25:24.460 --> 00:25:26.259
you'll be moving slower after that. So it's a

00:25:26.259 --> 00:25:28.720
two rounds to go up essentially. But yeah, okay.

00:25:29.140 --> 00:25:32.140
It's fine. You move over and Rizzo and Pepper

00:25:32.140 --> 00:25:37.500
are now on the same carpet. And then okay. He

00:25:37.500 --> 00:25:39.880
has next to each other so I can cool and then

00:25:39.880 --> 00:25:41.400
since we're there. He's just going to go into

00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:49.259
this mall Okay, hell yeah So that is a 14 14

00:25:49.259 --> 00:25:51.759
does not all right. He does have an extra attack

00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:58.819
though We're about 17 17 hits Hey, that's You'll

00:25:58.819 --> 00:26:00.980
scan plus two on this for a rage damage. Hell.

00:26:01.140 --> 00:26:04.819
Yeah, that mall is pretty it's only for seven

00:26:04.920 --> 00:26:07.480
Ooh. Damn. Okay. Hey. Oh, no, wait, no, no, no.

00:26:07.660 --> 00:26:13.099
What? 13. No, 12. 12. 12. 12. 12. Yeah. That

00:26:13.099 --> 00:26:17.460
is... Okay, got it. Hey, solid strike. Whoooom!

00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:20.519
Aw, wall slides up, crashing into the jaw of

00:26:20.519 --> 00:26:23.500
this thing. Head snaps back after it avoids your

00:26:23.500 --> 00:26:26.559
first strike. Actually, hold on. Remind me of

00:26:26.559 --> 00:26:30.039
the fighting condition. Uh, oh, sorry, that's

00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:32.099
disadvantage on attacks. Oh, bummer. I forgot

00:26:32.099 --> 00:26:33.579
about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about that?

00:26:33.619 --> 00:26:37.339
Yeah. You also... Oh, I would have been able

00:26:37.339 --> 00:26:39.380
to roll a wisdom save at the end of the turn,

00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:42.920
right? Or do you not with this one? What? Yeah.

00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:45.099
I let it pass, so we'll keep going, because I

00:26:45.099 --> 00:26:46.740
didn't catch it. So we'll just keep going, because

00:26:46.740 --> 00:26:50.319
otherwise... You have a moment of, like, heroism

00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:52.420
in this, but after this, you're starting to feel

00:26:52.420 --> 00:26:55.740
the fear creeping in. Yeah, like, he had a lot

00:26:55.740 --> 00:26:57.240
of confidence running in there, and then now

00:26:57.240 --> 00:26:59.740
all of a sudden he's like, oh shit! Oh shit!

00:27:01.689 --> 00:27:04.069
Now it's like you don't actually now you can't

00:27:04.069 --> 00:27:07.730
move closer to this thing On your own, but it

00:27:07.730 --> 00:27:11.710
can come to you So those are happening as long

00:27:11.710 --> 00:27:14.109
as you can see it if you can't see it actually

00:27:14.109 --> 00:27:16.809
you Don't have this advantage. It's like pulling

00:27:16.809 --> 00:27:22.289
the blanket over your head Hell yeah, all right,

00:27:22.509 --> 00:27:24.829
that's me me again with the legendary action

00:27:24.829 --> 00:27:28.329
I'm gonna take it on Paloma. I see it to be there.

00:27:28.329 --> 00:27:32.640
I see Paloma beyond Paloma, I would like you

00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:36.599
to roll a Constitution saving throw. This thing

00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:40.259
just kind of looks to you and its eyes stare

00:27:40.259 --> 00:27:46.799
at you, big and yellow, and you just feel something.

00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:51.859
Sand falling around you. It feels like the sand

00:27:51.859 --> 00:27:55.779
of an hourglass ticking away, like years of life

00:27:55.779 --> 00:27:58.519
ticking away. As you stare at this thing, you

00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:03.299
just feel... Time, time, time. The weight of

00:28:03.299 --> 00:28:07.279
it. So crushing. What'd you roll? A five. You

00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:10.180
gain one level of exhaustion. So that's a negative

00:28:10.180 --> 00:28:13.440
one to all D20 tests. Great. You also, hang on.

00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:15.500
This is fun. I like this part. This is my favorite

00:28:15.500 --> 00:28:22.720
part. Hang on. You also suddenly look 18 years

00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.380
older. That's not a big shake. That's not a big

00:28:26.380 --> 00:28:30.240
deal. Do I have any ears? Hang on. Is it relative

00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:34.279
to... Hang on. It appears... Yeah, okay. It's

00:28:34.279 --> 00:28:36.579
not that big of a deal. You gain one more wrinkle.

00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:42.319
Yeah. Under your eye. You feel older. It's scary.

00:28:43.000 --> 00:28:47.160
Two of you guys don't care about that, huh? Damn

00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:51.759
it. So cool. That was Wait of Years. And that

00:28:51.759 --> 00:28:55.190
was my legendary. And that brings us... to the

00:28:55.190 --> 00:28:58.190
end of the round, and we are all still in the

00:28:58.190 --> 00:29:01.410
open sky, which means, I'm gonna roll for tails.

00:29:03.230 --> 00:29:08.410
RZA. As you fall, perhaps out of the clouds above,

00:29:09.190 --> 00:29:16.109
two winged Pegasi come down to perhaps apprehend

00:29:16.109 --> 00:29:22.109
you. Pepper, you hear a trumping. From down below

00:29:22.109 --> 00:29:25.440
is one of these great. Whoa, God man has come

00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:28.180
flying up towards you. You're getting penned

00:29:28.180 --> 00:29:36.599
in and Paloma You're right Okay All right. All

00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:39.599
right caught a break. He caught a break You're

00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:41.380
quickly getting swarmed as enemies are coming

00:29:41.380 --> 00:29:44.640
in. They heard the roar They realize the leaders

00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:49.880
in a fight here to support Let's move into round

00:29:49.880 --> 00:29:52.299
two These things will not attack you until the

00:29:52.299 --> 00:29:54.380
end of this round. If you can move somewhere

00:29:54.380 --> 00:29:57.880
else, you can lose them. With two figures in

00:29:57.880 --> 00:29:59.480
the same carpet, that's gonna get tough. You

00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:01.640
are close enough. We would say you're like at

00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:02.960
cloud layer, so you could move in the clouds

00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:05.799
if you so wanted. Even with two figures. I think

00:30:05.799 --> 00:30:08.619
that's just fine. Perhaps you can find the lost

00:30:08.619 --> 00:30:11.640
carpet that's up there somewhere. Theoretically,

00:30:11.740 --> 00:30:15.299
there's still a dangling rope somewhere close.

00:30:15.420 --> 00:30:16.980
That's true, that's true. Like I didn't fall

00:30:16.980 --> 00:30:19.140
that far. Feather fall and then him coming up.

00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:21.680
It's probably actually close enough. If you're

00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:23.759
in 30 feet, you can command them. So if you think

00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:25.440
you're in 30 feet still, you could. Well, you

00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:28.119
said the rope was 30 feet, so I'm gonna say yeah,

00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:31.500
we're right there. I don't know. Well, if I tied

00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:32.920
off, I would have used some of the rope. True.

00:30:33.180 --> 00:30:36.920
OK, you know what? I like that logic. You might

00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:39.140
just be close enough. Let's see if you're dead

00:30:39.140 --> 00:30:40.819
before you ever get a chance. Paloma, let's see

00:30:40.819 --> 00:30:46.160
you. Paloma wants to try to save Lion's Mane

00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:51.000
the actions, and she wants to go up. and either

00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:55.319
command or pull his carpet back down to him.

00:30:55.539 --> 00:30:57.539
Is it free to command the - Wouldn't it be object?

00:30:57.559 --> 00:31:00.359
It would cost your movement for the turn. I mean,

00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.079
where am I running? I mean, probably away. That's

00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:10.940
true. And Paloma can dash, so I would like to,

00:31:10.940 --> 00:31:13.599
if I can - Oh, and you can disengage. Disengage,

00:31:13.619 --> 00:31:20.990
right. So Paloma's goal is to get - Lion's Mane's

00:31:20.990 --> 00:31:25.869
carpet back to him, and then exit to cloud cover.

00:31:26.009 --> 00:31:28.190
I'll say, you can't, yeah, you finding the carpet

00:31:28.190 --> 00:31:30.690
would be tough, but you see the rope dangling,

00:31:31.190 --> 00:31:33.710
you see Paroma sliding up beyond the pegasi,

00:31:34.470 --> 00:31:36.650
moving around them, past them, sliding up just

00:31:36.650 --> 00:31:39.829
beyond you, Lion's Mane. Her wrinkled, dwarven

00:31:39.829 --> 00:31:42.569
hands are reaching around the rope, following

00:31:42.569 --> 00:31:45.869
it, following it up and up and up. You find the

00:31:45.869 --> 00:31:50.710
carpet. you have a lead to it. You use your dash

00:31:50.710 --> 00:31:52.809
that'll give you enough time space to like bring

00:31:52.809 --> 00:31:55.630
it back down if you so desire. Okay so the movement

00:31:55.630 --> 00:31:58.069
wasn't enough to get to the I have to use the

00:31:58.069 --> 00:32:00.210
dash to get it back down? We'll say that yeah.

00:32:00.450 --> 00:32:03.670
Okay all right I'll be in the fray but that's

00:32:03.670 --> 00:32:06.309
fine she'll bring the carpet back down to lion's

00:32:06.309 --> 00:32:09.930
mane. Okay suddenly just above you lion's mane

00:32:09.930 --> 00:32:15.190
Paloma slides down. technically still in the

00:32:15.190 --> 00:32:17.369
open sky zone, but we got you the cloud cover

00:32:17.369 --> 00:32:19.930
zone because that's visually what this kind of

00:32:19.930 --> 00:32:23.329
looks like. You come down, Lodgeman, you feel

00:32:23.329 --> 00:32:29.529
that rope suddenly go loose as your carpet comes

00:32:29.529 --> 00:32:34.269
flying down towards you. Sweet, thanks. And yeah,

00:32:34.329 --> 00:32:36.829
delivered. Slides back underneath you. You're

00:32:36.829 --> 00:32:40.150
able to move if you so desire. Here you go, honey.

00:32:40.210 --> 00:32:44.869
We need you to hit this thing hard. That's your

00:32:44.869 --> 00:32:48.150
turn That's the end of Paloma's turn. Oh, man.

00:32:48.150 --> 00:32:51.089
I guess that doesn't mean I get one more legendary

00:32:51.089 --> 00:32:55.130
action, don't I? Let's swamp lion's mane lion's

00:32:55.130 --> 00:32:58.210
man. I hit you. Okay. Good. I'm gonna hit you

00:32:58.210 --> 00:33:03.289
with a 18 I'm gonna take seven off of that. Okay

00:33:03.289 --> 00:33:06.029
using my tail So I said off that to hit or the

00:33:06.029 --> 00:33:09.210
damage. I have to make sure that it's not damage.

00:33:09.390 --> 00:33:13.640
Oh, it's adding my AC. So it's like a shield,

00:33:14.539 --> 00:33:16.259
so seven off of what was the original hit. That's

00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:20.079
crazy. 18. Yeah, no, it doesn't hit. Holy shit.

00:33:20.660 --> 00:33:22.180
So what's your reaction? He goes to spear you

00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:25.720
with his massive claws. Claws, ring, clash with

00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:29.799
fungal tail. Ting, parries the attack. Holy shit.

00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:32.910
And you're fine, and that's gonna be... Now my

00:33:32.910 --> 00:33:35.250
actual turn. Let's see how fine you are. Before

00:33:35.250 --> 00:33:40.849
your actual turn, I made a mistake. My dash is

00:33:40.849 --> 00:33:43.750
just my bonus action because Paloma has Lightfooted.

00:33:43.910 --> 00:33:47.609
So I still have an action to attack. Oh, get

00:33:47.609 --> 00:33:50.910
that attack in there. Yeah, so I'm gonna do...

00:33:50.910 --> 00:33:53.289
It's kind of six half dozen whether I do Cutlass

00:33:53.289 --> 00:33:55.289
or Returning Dagger, so we're close enough we'll

00:33:55.289 --> 00:33:56.670
do the Cutlass because that sounds like fun.

00:33:57.109 --> 00:34:00.140
It is fun. It's more damage because your charisma

00:34:00.140 --> 00:34:02.380
modifier gets added to it as a swashbuckler.

00:34:02.700 --> 00:34:06.359
Um on the sheet it shows them both the same damage

00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:11.500
Yeah, it says 1d6 plus 4th thrown, but both of

00:34:11.500 --> 00:34:15.820
them say 1d6 plus 7 Oh Cuz I may change to melee.

00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:20.980
Never mind. I'm dumb 24 for the first attack

00:34:20.980 --> 00:34:30.579
24 it's gonna hit all right Uh, is 9 damage?

00:34:30.860 --> 00:34:33.039
9 damage. Sliding in coolly, comfortable with

00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:35.059
you. I think at the same time it goes to parry

00:34:35.059 --> 00:34:38.179
the attack. Hwing! Paloma, you come in with your

00:34:38.179 --> 00:34:42.199
cutlass as this opening is created. Slicing through.

00:34:42.860 --> 00:34:46.699
Second is only 14. 14 does not hit. Okay. The

00:34:46.699 --> 00:34:48.480
second claw comes up as you bring your blade

00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:52.309
down again and parries you. Both claws fighting

00:34:52.309 --> 00:34:54.849
two combatants in the middle of the air cloud

00:34:54.849 --> 00:34:59.570
cover above enemies whoa Cycling in circling

00:34:59.570 --> 00:35:02.449
in whatever the word is. I don't care That's

00:35:02.449 --> 00:35:05.329
my turn. It's my turn to turn now from a turn.

00:35:05.329 --> 00:35:08.170
You can turn now. That's awesome I'm gonna attack.

00:35:08.170 --> 00:35:10.789
Oh my gosh who I attack here. I do lions man.

00:35:10.789 --> 00:35:14.909
We lie maybe you parried me I'm like that. I

00:35:14.909 --> 00:35:17.949
like very much You used your cool reaction now.

00:35:17.949 --> 00:35:21.599
I'm gonna beat you up with a 21 to hit yeah,

00:35:22.019 --> 00:35:23.480
all right. Let's do two attacks. I'm just do

00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:27.019
both night at once here. Oh my god It was on

00:35:27.019 --> 00:35:30.360
a 20 and it rolled off of it. So thank God That

00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:35.880
is going to be a 16 to hit no, sorry 26 to hit

00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:40.579
You know exactly what you were saying carry the

00:35:40.579 --> 00:35:45.960
one Damage first is going to be 17 points of

00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:50.869
slashing damage That's right. That's right. Holy

00:35:50.869 --> 00:35:54.630
shit. Next is going to be Really? Hang on. Is

00:35:54.630 --> 00:35:58.789
it true? That can't be true. 23 points of slashing

00:35:58.789 --> 00:36:02.969
damage. Also heft. So, uh, do you want to do

00:36:02.969 --> 00:36:04.869
the total and then half them since it would be

00:36:04.869 --> 00:36:07.590
an even number? Yeah, do that. Okay. I like that.

00:36:07.750 --> 00:36:11.269
Alright, so 17 and 23 is 40 altogether, so 20

00:36:11.269 --> 00:36:17.150
damage. Alright. Okay. Uh, cuts in. Not too bad.

00:36:17.829 --> 00:36:20.349
Battling you in the air, this thing looks to

00:36:20.349 --> 00:36:28.590
you. It has been so long since I've had fun.

00:36:32.429 --> 00:36:35.570
Second roar. The third one's gonna kill me. The

00:36:35.570 --> 00:36:39.619
third one's going to murder my throat. Then normally

00:36:39.619 --> 00:36:40.940
I'm gonna tell you right now. This one would

00:36:40.940 --> 00:36:42.360
normally do a paralyzed condition if you failed

00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:45.219
that sucks and not doing it I hate that I'm not

00:36:45.219 --> 00:36:48.280
doing that. I don't like paralyzed. It's lame.

00:36:48.280 --> 00:36:53.300
It's gonna do a bunch of damage Everyone loves

00:36:53.300 --> 00:36:57.500
damage. He doesn't look damage You feel something

00:36:57.500 --> 00:37:02.480
is ramping up. Okay, that is First of all, I

00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:04.579
need a wisdom saving throw. I'm sorry constitution

00:37:04.579 --> 00:37:10.250
saving throw from all of you. Oh, thank God Oh

00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:16.550
my god, another five. Stop! This is getting bad.

00:37:16.570 --> 00:37:19.929
This is getting bad fast. Four. Four. Twenty

00:37:19.929 --> 00:37:22.489
-four. You're alright. Alright, so. You're taking

00:37:22.489 --> 00:37:28.010
half damage. Thirteen. Thirteen thunder damage

00:37:28.010 --> 00:37:31.829
as it roars out. Yeah, you can't have that again.

00:37:32.909 --> 00:37:34.449
The rest of you are taking twenty -six points

00:37:34.449 --> 00:37:42.079
of thunder damage as your bones shake. Your old

00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:46.179
bones, Paloma. Old skin splitting. It's like

00:37:46.179 --> 00:37:50.239
half. That's like half. This thing. And you can

00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:54.539
see it sucking in air. Throat moving. I got one

00:37:54.539 --> 00:37:58.920
more of those, baby. That's my turn. And that's

00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:02.579
RZA. How are you? Huh? How are you right now?

00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:05.820
Really bad. Okay, sick. Really bad. It's it's

00:38:05.820 --> 00:38:08.679
possible. It's possible for one more hit. Oh

00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:12.880
my god I'm not sure why listed in my bonus actions

00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:16.780
Healing word is there It must be a class feature

00:38:16.780 --> 00:38:19.800
that I didn't remember seeing. I mean, yeah drew

00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:24.599
it. I guess yeah And is technically over tenth

00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:27.599
level so I'm gonna say that that's legit if you

00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:29.460
say that's legit. That's legit All right, sick.

00:38:29.539 --> 00:38:31.420
That's what it tells me in here. So I will healing

00:38:31.420 --> 00:38:35.889
word you Which is so I'm so bad at looking at

00:38:35.889 --> 00:38:42.190
spells 64 plus 2 So do we want to? You want me

00:38:42.190 --> 00:38:53.070
to roll it? Believe that's 21 21 All right, that's

00:38:53.070 --> 00:38:56.909
okay. All right. All right, so clutch cool. Yeah

00:38:56.909 --> 00:38:59.210
potions do each of a potion spirit healing. Yeah.

00:38:59.530 --> 00:39:03.579
Yeah, so damn Yeah, what you gonna do this guy's

00:39:03.579 --> 00:39:09.480
still fresh I guess swing on him. I will reckless

00:39:09.480 --> 00:39:12.460
at first so I at least have one straight roll

00:39:12.460 --> 00:39:18.099
and I will then I guess do the second roll with

00:39:18.099 --> 00:39:23.780
disadvantage. So I'll roll both of them 18 straight

00:39:23.780 --> 00:39:29.280
plus I believe seven but I'll do with the great

00:39:29.280 --> 00:39:33.969
sword That you so kindly let me have that is

00:39:33.969 --> 00:39:37.289
a plus one It's definitely above a 20 above his

00:39:37.289 --> 00:39:40.570
over class someone something. Yes, someone kind

00:39:40.570 --> 00:39:45.730
gave it to me. Definitely not David All right

00:39:45.730 --> 00:39:50.449
12 damage add the fungal form junk onto that

00:39:50.449 --> 00:39:56.230
That's nothing it's another one So that's going

00:39:56.230 --> 00:39:59.489
to be 13 from the first one. Second one's going

00:39:59.489 --> 00:40:01.510
to be disadvantage. He's starting to feel it.

00:40:01.510 --> 00:40:03.630
He's starting to feel a little tickle, guys.

00:40:04.469 --> 00:40:06.449
Starting to feel a little tickle on his nose.

00:40:06.469 --> 00:40:09.889
He's going to sneeze at you. 14 to hit for disadvantage.

00:40:10.369 --> 00:40:12.710
Hey, hey, hey, we can't afford for you to miss

00:40:12.710 --> 00:40:15.909
around here. And you missed around here. Oh,

00:40:16.190 --> 00:40:18.150
shit. You're doing the thing. Paloma's going

00:40:18.150 --> 00:40:21.110
to use intimidating leader. You get to reroll.

00:40:21.409 --> 00:40:25.369
So much ass. Oh and shit I have that I totally

00:40:25.369 --> 00:40:29.650
forgot about the butchers apron that That has

00:40:29.650 --> 00:40:33.489
the I could reroll the damage, but I hit so yeah,

00:40:33.510 --> 00:40:37.090
okay, and then I crit on 19s and 20s So I have

00:40:37.090 --> 00:40:39.469
to remember to do that shit, so I had a real

00:40:39.469 --> 00:40:42.570
world, so I'm rerolling still disadvantage That's

00:40:42.570 --> 00:40:47.050
worse first one it was a tip. Oh, sorry For one

00:40:47.050 --> 00:40:50.650
a peg is worth a try yeah, it's worth a try and

00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.260
Did my bone section so we're good. Okay. Do you

00:40:54.260 --> 00:40:55.820
want to move you want to stay in this? Yeah,

00:40:55.820 --> 00:40:58.760
I'm gonna rock it down now that I have my carpet

00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:04.079
back he'll like saddle back on it and Just rock

00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:06.940
it downward if he gets an opportunity attack,

00:41:06.940 --> 00:41:09.920
that's fine. I think he's gonna go down towards

00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:12.800
the graveyard I will take my AO on you with him.

00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:16.980
I'm just him the The tails don't get that until

00:41:16.980 --> 00:41:20.469
they're like fully in the bite. So It's a natural

00:41:20.469 --> 00:41:24.409
1. Wait, you used Reckless, didn't you? Thank

00:41:24.409 --> 00:41:26.769
goodness. I'm not getting trampled by a horse,

00:41:26.889 --> 00:41:29.889
Pegasus, whatever. Instead, I'm gonna... Natural

00:41:29.889 --> 00:41:33.050
fucking 20. Jesus Christ. Natural 20! There he

00:41:33.050 --> 00:41:39.130
goes. Jesus Christ! This is gonna be nuts! I

00:41:39.130 --> 00:41:42.550
need so many d6s. Hang on. We'll just do this

00:41:42.550 --> 00:41:45.329
twice. Holy shit. He just takes a handful of

00:41:45.329 --> 00:41:47.530
d6s. He's like, okay, we'll just do this twice.

00:41:48.269 --> 00:41:56.329
Oh my god. 16 oh sorry 16 is the first hang on

00:41:56.329 --> 00:42:01.809
yeah more coming 16 that is going to be 34 points

00:42:01.809 --> 00:42:05.889
of damage have to have no sorry you know it's

00:42:05.889 --> 00:42:08.750
half because it's your claws slashing so you

00:42:08.750 --> 00:42:10.690
already have to know so I did not already have

00:42:10.690 --> 00:42:16.869
34 okay So 20 17 17 17 haha math smoking do math

00:42:16.869 --> 00:42:20.230
here. This is great, dude You technically work

00:42:20.230 --> 00:42:23.110
in STEM, so I do have to do math every day to

00:42:23.110 --> 00:42:26.250
my chagrin But we should invite John to do basic

00:42:26.250 --> 00:42:30.070
subtraction more often. I know pretty good at

00:42:30.070 --> 00:42:33.909
it All right, you slide down. Are you going all

00:42:33.909 --> 00:42:36.010
the way down into the cemetery zone? So you're

00:42:36.010 --> 00:42:38.170
going startling down towards the worms you see?

00:42:39.010 --> 00:42:43.039
chaos worms blasting shards of flying past you

00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:47.420
as you move down, down towards them. Will he

00:42:47.420 --> 00:42:50.659
follow? I don't know. Will he? I don't know either.

00:42:51.159 --> 00:42:52.500
We'll find out when it's next turn, I guess.

00:42:53.619 --> 00:42:55.380
He's kind of locked in now. He did his turn already.

00:42:57.179 --> 00:43:00.199
Pepper, that's you. How far is Pepper from this

00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:05.239
thing? You're up on it right now. OK. Yay. OK,

00:43:05.340 --> 00:43:08.980
Pepper will, he has frenzied rage, so he's going

00:43:08.980 --> 00:43:11.059
into a rage again. You can do it three times

00:43:11.059 --> 00:43:12.719
for a long rest. Oh right, Frenzied Rage gives

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:14.219
you an extra attack, right? I think you get like

00:43:14.219 --> 00:43:16.239
full... That also does give me an extra attack.

00:43:16.260 --> 00:43:18.360
Yes. By doing it that way, but... Hell yeah.

00:43:19.059 --> 00:43:21.280
Can you explain to me how this works? Because

00:43:21.280 --> 00:43:23.420
it says while he's raging, he can make a bonus

00:43:23.420 --> 00:43:26.500
action. So what this is is a Frenzied Rage...

00:43:26.500 --> 00:43:28.579
But it's also a bonus action to go into Rage.

00:43:28.780 --> 00:43:32.329
Sorry, Frenzied Rage is um... It's a rage feature.

00:43:32.449 --> 00:43:34.690
So what it means is when you're in rage, you

00:43:34.690 --> 00:43:37.050
get to use that feature. Basically, what Frenzy

00:43:37.050 --> 00:43:39.369
Rage is, is every time you're in rage, three

00:43:39.369 --> 00:43:41.429
times per long rest, you can just do an extra

00:43:41.429 --> 00:43:44.329
full attack, like hit, as a bonus action. So

00:43:44.329 --> 00:43:46.170
you can attack twice and then attack a third

00:43:46.170 --> 00:43:48.289
time with your bonus action. You already used

00:43:48.289 --> 00:43:50.090
bonus action to rage, so you're good. Okay, okay,

00:43:50.090 --> 00:43:53.289
okay, cool, cool, cool. Sweet. As long as you

00:43:53.289 --> 00:43:56.809
take damage or try to hit things, you'll keep

00:43:56.809 --> 00:43:59.769
rage. Keep the rage, okay. Cool. Alright, so

00:43:59.769 --> 00:44:04.230
yeah, he will just go in for another at this

00:44:04.230 --> 00:44:06.429
point three attacks. Yeah three attacks. That's

00:44:06.429 --> 00:44:09.889
huge With this advantage. I'm still afraid the

00:44:09.889 --> 00:44:12.750
thing is towering over here shaking what you're

00:44:12.750 --> 00:44:15.690
trying so hard to fight pepper God damn it. You

00:44:15.690 --> 00:44:17.329
ever thought you'd be in this position. You ever

00:44:17.329 --> 00:44:19.170
thought you'd be here. You just want to sell

00:44:19.170 --> 00:44:22.510
peppers So yeah, damn it second role was a natural

00:44:22.510 --> 00:44:27.619
20, but the first role was 10 And I can't use

00:44:27.619 --> 00:44:30.360
my reaction until the next round, right? Is that

00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:33.579
with your modifier? It's 10? Yeah. Damn. Oh yeah.

00:44:33.960 --> 00:44:36.480
Okay. Yep. Let's tack one. Yep. Three attacks.

00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:39.860
One of them's got to hit, right? Right? Cracked

00:44:39.860 --> 00:44:41.699
on the second one. First one was a natural fucking

00:44:41.699 --> 00:44:44.480
20 again. I've rolled like four of those today.

00:44:45.460 --> 00:44:46.659
With disadvantage, of course. I've only been

00:44:46.659 --> 00:44:52.239
able to use one. Right. Second roll was a 14

00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:56.059
for 24. That hits cool. All right. I'm just gonna

00:44:56.059 --> 00:45:02.420
go ahead and take the third one as well. Okay?

00:45:05.099 --> 00:45:14.219
Well damn okay, all right Near max damage. Oh,

00:45:14.219 --> 00:45:18.760
that's gonna be 16 16. Okay. Hey, not bad. It's

00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:20.360
starting to get low. It's starting to get low

00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:24.679
ish Wailing away at this thing. You have a tail

00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:28.159
on you too, Pepper. Yep, and I think Pepper...

00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:32.079
Pepper will follow. Going down? Yeah. Okay. Wait

00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:38.940
for me! Boom! RZA and Pepper flying down, down.

00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:43.519
Whoa! Hurdling! Ears flapping! Main caught in

00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:45.760
the wind towards the surface, towards the graveyard,

00:45:46.059 --> 00:45:48.679
towards the chaos and the worms below, leaving

00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:51.800
Paloma alone with this creature. Where? Will

00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:55.679
it go? And that's the end of the round. Just

00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:57.260
give it to the end of the round and he's not

00:45:57.260 --> 00:46:00.860
behind you. First things first, your tails are

00:46:00.860 --> 00:46:03.260
gone. They fall you down into the fray. You see

00:46:03.260 --> 00:46:07.539
like the, uh, the holophant, the two pegasi on

00:46:07.539 --> 00:46:09.699
your tail right behind you as you come down one

00:46:09.699 --> 00:46:13.389
of the worms. launches up big twisting body kind

00:46:13.389 --> 00:46:14.909
of blocking them off and they kind of run into

00:46:14.909 --> 00:46:17.230
it and start fighting that thing they get locked

00:46:17.230 --> 00:46:21.630
in this combat you dive dive whoo behind a gravestone

00:46:21.630 --> 00:46:25.769
moving moving it's like flying through the the

00:46:25.769 --> 00:46:29.909
Death Star and new hopes great gravestones and

00:46:29.909 --> 00:46:32.789
then a worm bursts out I'm going to choose one

00:46:32.789 --> 00:46:35.610
of you attack it's going to be you know I roll

00:46:35.610 --> 00:46:37.150
die for it because I want it you know I want

00:46:37.150 --> 00:46:41.170
to hit pepper but You're so strong. That's fine.

00:46:41.650 --> 00:46:45.670
Evens is RZA odds or pepper Evens is RZA. Oh,

00:46:45.670 --> 00:46:48.690
yeah All right. This thing is going to first

00:46:48.690 --> 00:46:50.349
of all if you get a chance, will it even attack

00:46:50.349 --> 00:46:53.949
you again? I'm gonna say evens it does odds does

00:46:53.949 --> 00:46:56.329
not was this did I have to roll a deck save coming

00:46:56.329 --> 00:46:59.849
down here? Wasn't there something? No, no, okay.

00:46:59.969 --> 00:47:02.710
It's the it's the chance that I might want you

00:47:02.710 --> 00:47:06.869
Odds it does not actually turn you it like sees

00:47:06.869 --> 00:47:08.289
the other ones you brought and it kind of turned

00:47:08.289 --> 00:47:14.360
away And he gets a feast down on a pegasi You're

00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:16.539
like a moment behind you as you're sliding out.

00:47:16.539 --> 00:47:19.219
You've lost your tail. That was a good dying

00:47:19.219 --> 00:47:26.559
horse Hell yeah, that is going to be Paloma right

00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:33.960
before you blow my To pegasi Detach and come

00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:36.079
after you on your tail. You are still in the

00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:39.119
open sky. Now. It's your turn Paloma is going

00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:43.900
to bonus action pull out her potion pull the

00:47:43.900 --> 00:47:47.539
cork out with her mouth Spit it out down the

00:47:47.539 --> 00:47:51.219
potion and just throw the glass bottle at the

00:47:51.219 --> 00:47:57.860
flying tiger asshole Kill him and then for her

00:47:57.860 --> 00:48:00.760
action she's gonna pop the ring of obscuring

00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:02.980
so that it doesn't see which direction she goes

00:48:03.420 --> 00:48:05.539
And she's gonna go up into the cloud. So close

00:48:05.539 --> 00:48:07.579
to the cloud. So yeah, oh you vanish into the

00:48:07.579 --> 00:48:09.940
cloud cover. I love that. And that's my move

00:48:09.940 --> 00:48:12.760
and I'll figure out my healing here between turns.

00:48:13.340 --> 00:48:14.559
And because of the ring of obscuring I don't

00:48:14.559 --> 00:48:17.179
get an attack of opportunity on you because I

00:48:17.179 --> 00:48:20.579
cannot see through your obscuring cloud because

00:48:20.579 --> 00:48:24.579
it is not an illusion. You are obscured. Illusions

00:48:24.579 --> 00:48:27.380
however, I can see through fully with my true

00:48:27.380 --> 00:48:32.719
sight. You move, you notice what you don't see,

00:48:32.900 --> 00:48:34.619
actually I'll say, is you dive upwards in the

00:48:34.619 --> 00:48:37.579
clouds, is this thing kind of looks to you, can't

00:48:37.579 --> 00:48:40.059
see the cloud, but it sees as you push through

00:48:40.059 --> 00:48:43.380
up into the actual illusory terrain above. Its

00:48:43.380 --> 00:48:46.539
eyes follow you perfectly as you move up and

00:48:46.539 --> 00:48:52.119
up and up. Which way will it go? Which way? Is

00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:56.019
that your turn? Yes, sorry, that's my plow's

00:48:56.019 --> 00:48:57.619
turn. Here's what I'm gonna do. You're moving

00:48:57.619 --> 00:49:01.079
up. I'm going to use, I'm gonna use the legendary

00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:03.619
action at the end of return. Make a wisdom saving,

00:49:03.619 --> 00:49:05.800
no sorry, constitution saving throw again. You're

00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:08.860
a dick. Yeah. You feel the age of your years

00:49:08.860 --> 00:49:11.300
once again and you realize, as it's happening,

00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:14.099
you realize its eyes are on you. Though you cannot

00:49:14.099 --> 00:49:19.380
see it, you know its eyes are on you. You feel

00:49:19.380 --> 00:49:24.579
it. What'd you get? 14. 14. You gain a second

00:49:24.579 --> 00:49:26.820
exhaustion level. You are now at negative two.

00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:29.980
On all dice rolls. Do 20 rolls. Steven, what

00:49:29.980 --> 00:49:33.019
did you heal? I'm back to full. Nice. And you

00:49:33.019 --> 00:49:35.159
gain one more wrinkle with 10 more years of your

00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:39.780
life. Gone. That's nothing, honey. You just switched

00:49:39.780 --> 00:49:44.780
it up. To beat 200 again. Dude, I was going to

00:49:44.780 --> 00:49:46.400
say those cigarettes are doing more than that.

00:49:46.739 --> 00:49:49.820
But as I see, as this thing clocks you, as you

00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:52.300
feel that age, the weariness over you as you're

00:49:52.300 --> 00:49:55.599
pushing up into the cloud, down beneath the clouds,

00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:59.210
this thing turns. and drops not content to let

00:49:59.210 --> 00:50:02.610
its prey fall into the mouths of the worms. It's

00:50:02.610 --> 00:50:04.550
going to launch itself down to the cemetery.

00:50:04.849 --> 00:50:10.630
You're moving and suddenly in your Death Star

00:50:10.630 --> 00:50:14.829
race, Darth Vader slides comfortably in behind

00:50:14.829 --> 00:50:22.010
you. This thing is on your tail again. And that,

00:50:22.489 --> 00:50:25.150
let's see here. Are you guys staying close together?

00:50:25.150 --> 00:50:27.980
Are you side by side? I assume he would come

00:50:27.980 --> 00:50:30.539
like right above me or near me. We're all in

00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:32.739
a movement. I'm going to move basically to where

00:50:32.739 --> 00:50:35.739
I can strike at either of you. So I'll put him

00:50:35.739 --> 00:50:38.300
in this box just above you. And I'm gonna go

00:50:38.300 --> 00:50:42.440
for... But is he in the cemetery zone? He's in

00:50:42.440 --> 00:50:44.360
the cemetery zone. We'll call him. He has to

00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:46.380
be like on them to be there. I would have gone

00:50:46.380 --> 00:50:49.300
deep in to try and lure him down, I would think.

00:50:49.579 --> 00:50:51.840
If he's touching the zone, it's going to be within...

00:50:51.840 --> 00:50:54.079
It's all it's all theoretics. It's all just kind

00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:57.369
of a hypothetical map. It's more like that. Okay,

00:50:57.369 --> 00:51:00.530
so he's right on top of you. Um, I'll do it on

00:51:00.530 --> 00:51:03.829
each of you. Let's start with pepper Pepper that's

00:51:03.829 --> 00:51:07.070
going to be a seven. No, sorry. I'm way higher

00:51:07.070 --> 00:51:11.769
than that. Yes Yes, it'll fucking hit sweet Can

00:51:11.769 --> 00:51:15.670
I reaction when he gets in range? News. Oh actually

00:51:15.670 --> 00:51:18.409
never mind. I'm out of fungal form cuz he took

00:51:18.409 --> 00:51:24.369
all my damage Never mind 16 have to 8 because

00:51:24.369 --> 00:51:29.989
you're raging. Yep, and I'm going to attack Buddy

00:51:29.989 --> 00:51:35.829
the mushroom with a 18 did yeah, okay. I was

00:51:35.829 --> 00:51:43.710
only a minus one from his tail thing 20 points

00:51:43.710 --> 00:51:46.750
of slashing damage have to 10. Oh, yeah, you

00:51:46.750 --> 00:51:52.610
guys are really good at fighting this now Brace

00:51:52.610 --> 00:51:56.510
my throat now as he slices that bolt you gets

00:51:56.510 --> 00:52:02.650
two cuts not so deep in he's just Looming just

00:52:02.650 --> 00:52:07.309
above you his head arcs back one last time one

00:52:07.309 --> 00:52:17.150
final That is pretty good man, that is pretty

00:52:17.150 --> 00:52:20.010
damn good. Oh, you're not gonna like it now though

00:52:20.010 --> 00:52:22.210
because now I'm gonna do All the damage in the

00:52:22.210 --> 00:52:25.550
universe to you, hang on. It's gonna roll like,

00:52:25.730 --> 00:52:28.090
not in here because it'll get lost. Okay, you

00:52:28.090 --> 00:52:32.170
ready for this? You ready for this? I need you

00:52:32.170 --> 00:52:35.329
to make me a... Constitution saving throw all

00:52:35.329 --> 00:52:40.829
of you. Button. Oh, that's a great, yeah, mine

00:52:40.829 --> 00:52:44.190
too. That's a really good choice. Might as well.

00:52:44.369 --> 00:52:46.170
Alright, one button left. All the buttons are...

00:52:46.170 --> 00:52:47.829
This is the time to use the buttons. Honestly,

00:52:48.110 --> 00:52:52.760
good on you for waiting. This is the one. Even

00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:56.579
Paloma in the clouds, like 200 feet above, is

00:52:56.579 --> 00:53:01.800
fully struck by this mighty, mighty roar, this

00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:05.880
shockwave, this boom that resounds out. Just

00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:10.400
a 12 for Paloma. Okay. Pepper got a 19. Nice.

00:53:11.260 --> 00:53:15.809
I hope. I hope too. Nice enough. for a DC 20.

00:53:15.929 --> 00:53:20.150
Jesus fucking Christ. All right, I actually just

00:53:20.150 --> 00:53:22.869
breeze past that because I did need that advantage.

00:53:22.949 --> 00:53:25.489
I rolled a three and then a 19. Nice. So I got

00:53:25.489 --> 00:53:30.750
a 20, 22. You passed this. This is where things

00:53:30.750 --> 00:53:34.230
get so bad for a couple of our characters. So,

00:53:34.230 --> 00:53:38.369
so, so deeply bad. This fight turns against you.

00:53:38.369 --> 00:53:42.150
I've used my ultimate ability, my third roar.

00:53:42.590 --> 00:53:46.050
And those of you that fail are gonna go prone.

00:53:46.889 --> 00:53:49.250
Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, and also you're gonna

00:53:49.250 --> 00:53:52.429
take 44 points of thunder damage. Paloma has

00:53:52.429 --> 00:53:54.409
advantage on saving throws and ability checks

00:53:54.409 --> 00:53:56.690
to avoid being knocked prone for being stubborn.

00:53:57.309 --> 00:54:00.949
Oh, that's cool. But it wouldn't stack. It wouldn't

00:54:00.949 --> 00:54:02.489
work with the damage, but you know what? Just

00:54:02.489 --> 00:54:04.510
say you don't go prone. Are you still up after

00:54:04.510 --> 00:54:06.590
44 damage, though? Yeah, you know how much HP

00:54:06.590 --> 00:54:09.389
she has. You made the thing. You know what? You

00:54:09.389 --> 00:54:11.889
feel this? Your leg's giving out on you. You're

00:54:11.889 --> 00:54:13.989
feeling this weight of your years, and this shockwave

00:54:13.989 --> 00:54:17.769
strikes you in the clouds. You can't even see

00:54:17.769 --> 00:54:19.489
what's happening around you. You hear that roar

00:54:19.489 --> 00:54:23.670
as if he's right behind you. But you are a stubborn

00:54:23.670 --> 00:54:27.489
old bird, Paloma, and you lock yourself in place.

00:54:27.590 --> 00:54:29.750
You do not fall prone. Pepper, how you doing

00:54:29.750 --> 00:54:32.050
over there? Oh, Pepper's down. Pepper is oh my

00:54:32.050 --> 00:54:34.449
god. Yeah and falling into the mouths of a worm.

00:54:34.550 --> 00:54:38.030
You act surprised by that So prone doesn't really

00:54:38.030 --> 00:54:41.269
matter. Pepper is pepper's fucking down. Yeah,

00:54:41.369 --> 00:54:45.449
he's falling We said he was like near me though,

00:54:45.550 --> 00:54:47.769
right? Like he's right. Yeah, we're right next

00:54:47.769 --> 00:54:51.510
to you. Okay, right beside you. That's it Okay,

00:54:51.710 --> 00:54:53.190
pepper is good starting to fall at the end of

00:54:53.190 --> 00:54:54.730
the round pepper will land on the ground and

00:54:54.730 --> 00:54:59.469
take A death fail for taking damage Does the

00:54:59.469 --> 00:55:01.550
ground do melee damage? If the ground does melee

00:55:01.550 --> 00:55:04.289
damage to you, Ryze would be two fails. Can we

00:55:04.289 --> 00:55:06.710
call his hat off? Can we call that? That's only

00:55:06.710 --> 00:55:10.809
fair. Alright. You can fight me on this Discord.

00:55:11.090 --> 00:55:13.429
I think it is, I don't want to be the person

00:55:13.429 --> 00:55:15.269
that's going to kill him, but I think technically

00:55:15.269 --> 00:55:19.170
it's any damage you take after you fall. But

00:55:19.170 --> 00:55:20.909
I don't want to be that person. Yeah, that bans

00:55:20.909 --> 00:55:23.949
people. David killed Pepper. That's my turn.

00:55:24.030 --> 00:55:29.260
Not quite yet. Reset that to you. Okay sick.

00:55:29.500 --> 00:55:34.360
I guess as What would grabbing him be like full

00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:38.699
action? To grab this dude. Yeah or to grab him

00:55:38.699 --> 00:55:41.400
pepper pepper. Oh, so what damage did I take?

00:55:41.420 --> 00:55:44.280
Let's call them action You took half that sorry

00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:48.980
22. Okay. I was waiting How you doing over there,

00:55:48.980 --> 00:55:52.760
oh fine I need to go all out on you all out on

00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:56.420
you. I'm assuming that wasn't bludgeoning slashing

00:55:56.420 --> 00:55:58.900
or any other damage, right? That was thunder.

00:55:59.079 --> 00:56:04.159
Yeah, bummer. OK, so I guess as an action, I'd

00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:07.880
have to grab him, right? Or could I just move

00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:11.880
the carpet underneath him? Totally. Oh, you know

00:56:11.880 --> 00:56:13.300
what? You could do that. You'll be stuck in the

00:56:13.300 --> 00:56:16.000
zone if you grab him. That's fine. I don't care.

00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:21.139
All right. Hell yeah. So I'll like grab him and

00:56:21.139 --> 00:56:35.130
I can't. Like, it halves the speed, right? Okay.

00:56:38.949 --> 00:56:41.050
So this thing's right behind us. I'd say he's

00:56:41.050 --> 00:56:43.230
on, like, the floor of the carpet. I'll turn

00:56:43.230 --> 00:56:46.889
around, reckless, swing at him. Or not him. Him.

00:56:47.110 --> 00:56:49.289
The - guy behind me. Swing at Pepper. Yes, I'll

00:56:49.289 --> 00:56:52.409
swing at Pepper. I'll pull you out of your misery.

00:56:53.469 --> 00:56:58.969
Do it. All right, so my rec... Oh my god. That

00:56:58.969 --> 00:57:02.670
would just be a straight roll. So I assume that

00:57:02.670 --> 00:57:09.650
a 16 does not hit. A 16 does not hit. Yeah. So

00:57:09.650 --> 00:57:15.760
here's the disadvantage roll. That's a 19. Okay,

00:57:15.960 --> 00:57:21.260
maybe uh 19 19 does it okay? That's sick That's

00:57:21.260 --> 00:57:23.739
at least one of those can't do the fungal stuff

00:57:23.739 --> 00:57:30.079
anymore, so this Who was six? 12 oh wait no 14

00:57:30.079 --> 00:57:34.280
14 points of damage, okay? Hey, it's not nothing

00:57:34.280 --> 00:57:39.360
and then bonus action Just for fun. I will do

00:57:39.360 --> 00:57:43.000
daunting roar Just because... No, that's fun

00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:46.019
as hell! I don't know if... I just don't know

00:57:46.019 --> 00:57:48.119
what to do it at. If I should do it at the worms

00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:50.219
to keep it away from us? Or if I should do it

00:57:50.219 --> 00:57:52.960
at him? Oh, I can't do a roar. Yeah, do a roar.

00:57:53.539 --> 00:57:59.059
Do the roar. Do the roar! No, I'm not Dave. I

00:57:59.059 --> 00:58:04.980
can't do that shit. So I think it's... It's the

00:58:04.980 --> 00:58:06.679
cone thing. So you just have to roll a save.

00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:10.789
Okay. And I believe... Is whatever you rolled

00:58:10.789 --> 00:58:14.630
on the die above a 15? It is. Okay, never mind.

00:58:14.630 --> 00:58:16.010
Don't have to add anything to it. I was about

00:58:16.010 --> 00:58:18.489
to look up. I think it's like wisdom or something

00:58:18.489 --> 00:58:20.389
like that. You roll, you roar back and this thing

00:58:20.389 --> 00:58:25.230
is entirely like, you just get this cosmic galactic

00:58:25.230 --> 00:58:30.650
mega roar and you're just like, meh. Well, throw

00:58:30.650 --> 00:58:37.550
the shot. I'll make it sound cool. Holy shit.

00:58:37.849 --> 00:58:40.550
Alright, pepper. to finish up the round. Jesus

00:58:40.550 --> 00:58:43.889
Christ. We need a death save from you. You're

00:58:43.889 --> 00:58:47.289
being carried in this carpet, bleeding out, blood

00:58:47.289 --> 00:58:51.269
dripping down onto the grave, the brass grave

00:58:51.269 --> 00:58:54.849
of Zebulon Brass. I wonder how many death saves

00:58:54.849 --> 00:58:56.650
I've actually rolled in our entire campaign.

00:58:56.730 --> 00:58:58.750
It's been a while for you. I hope you rolled

00:58:58.750 --> 00:59:05.289
one. Pass. It's an 11. It's 11, Pepper. You cling

00:59:05.289 --> 00:59:13.420
to life. Still trying to stabilize Pepper Somewhere

00:59:13.420 --> 00:59:17.199
in that blackness you still fear fear. I know

00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:20.699
what I did Somewhere in that blackness you still

00:59:20.699 --> 00:59:25.500
feel fear That thing is looming just above you

00:59:25.500 --> 00:59:31.139
outside of your darkness RZA stands above the

00:59:31.139 --> 00:59:35.219
Soon -to -be corpse of your new ally staring

00:59:35.219 --> 00:59:39.559
down this monster That's the end of the round

00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:44.300
In the cloud cover Paloma loses all tails and

00:59:44.300 --> 00:59:47.739
I'm not there to ruin your life by using my true

00:59:47.739 --> 00:59:50.679
sight to just Demolish you while you're blinded

00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:55.699
So that's not happening What is happening? Is

00:59:55.699 --> 00:59:59.599
the worms getting hungry one of these worms arcs

00:59:59.599 --> 01:00:03.750
up and I need I'm gonna roll this die You're

01:00:03.750 --> 01:00:05.550
down. It's obvious. Yes, I'm ready. I'm gonna

01:00:05.550 --> 01:00:09.849
hit evens res is getting bit odds This thing's

01:00:09.849 --> 01:00:11.610
getting bit the two of you some said that works

01:00:11.610 --> 01:00:15.510
kind of looms up beside you Come on snapping

01:00:15.510 --> 01:00:26.139
evens as you It's odds three This thing And then

01:00:26.139 --> 01:00:29.539
this war I'm just demolishes it in the sky room

01:00:29.539 --> 01:00:33.619
Smashes into the side of this creature. It's

01:00:33.619 --> 01:00:37.880
spinning. It's now The Sphinx roars out actually

01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:41.480
probably see if I hit it I fucking wreck its

01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:46.079
ass worm is coming in Let me give me 20 minutes

01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:48.239
to do always are you two attacks with the worm

01:00:48.239 --> 01:00:52.699
hang on? Wrecking test again 20 minutes here.

01:00:53.300 --> 01:01:01.840
Okay, you roll a bunch of dice I need The bite

01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:09.019
does 16 points of damage nothing too crazy I

01:01:09.019 --> 01:01:12.239
Realize the poisons actually in their tail stinger

01:01:12.239 --> 01:01:19.079
this whole time. I'm dumb I was kidding Screw

01:01:19.079 --> 01:01:20.679
it these words of poison teeth. I'm gonna do

01:01:20.679 --> 01:01:24.639
the damage. I don't care anymore. It's fine.

01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:33.280
It's very anti climatic 16 points from the bite

01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:37.480
10 points piercing from the tail Always sorry.

01:01:37.820 --> 01:01:42.440
I'm done 16 plus 9 from the bite. Let me uh That's

01:01:42.440 --> 01:01:45.380
more quick. Someone do do some of the math 25

01:01:45.380 --> 01:01:49.719
25. Okay 10 plus 9 is 19. 25 plus 19. Give me

01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:53.000
that. Give me that sick, sick roll. 44. This

01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:55.460
could have happened to any of you. This could

01:01:55.460 --> 01:01:57.960
have happened to any of you. 44 damage. Now let's

01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:02.260
roll the poison. What? From the teeth, not the

01:02:02.260 --> 01:02:06.179
tail, because I don't care anymore. So Paloma

01:02:06.179 --> 01:02:09.539
definitely could have been one hit by these guys.

01:02:09.739 --> 01:02:12.659
Jesus Christ. 50 % chance every time she's in

01:02:12.659 --> 01:02:21.769
that lair. 30 poison damage so that is oh my

01:02:21.769 --> 01:02:25.869
god Christ that was that 74 74 damage on the

01:02:25.869 --> 01:02:32.010
Sphinx holy shit You brought these things along

01:02:32.010 --> 01:02:35.550
for a reason man right thing moves in on you

01:02:35.550 --> 01:02:40.130
Spittle flying and it just gets demolished as

01:02:40.130 --> 01:02:44.769
this worm grabs it smashing it around you hear

01:02:44.769 --> 01:02:50.630
it This chose cry from the Sphinx as it is locked

01:02:50.630 --> 01:02:56.210
in combat. And as it kind of breaks free of the

01:02:56.210 --> 01:03:03.570
worm, it looks to you, RZA, breathing hard, still

01:03:03.570 --> 01:03:08.869
beaten, when you see its eyes fall on Pepper.

01:03:11.849 --> 01:03:17.880
My hunt is not over. It goes to make a move.

01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:22.679
We go to the top of the round, deep in the cloud

01:03:22.679 --> 01:03:28.239
cover, surrounded by whiteness, bones shaking,

01:03:29.820 --> 01:03:32.920
feeling her years. Paloma is turning, realizing

01:03:32.920 --> 01:03:35.579
no one's behind her, not knowing what's happening

01:03:35.579 --> 01:03:39.599
down below. Perhaps she begins to push downwards.

01:03:40.659 --> 01:03:45.440
But in that moment of turning, there's something

01:03:46.219 --> 01:03:55.340
current, something falling past you. It breaks

01:03:55.340 --> 01:04:00.780
to the cloud cover like a meteor sliding down,

01:04:01.199 --> 01:04:10.260
down, moving so quickly, dropping. You see this

01:04:10.260 --> 01:04:14.460
object, this figure that begins to unfurl itself.

01:04:14.909 --> 01:04:21.829
as it moves round skin. Pink little, uh -uh,

01:04:22.090 --> 01:04:25.489
tight -wearing figure, pink mask, and you hear

01:04:25.489 --> 01:04:33.070
a... Fuck yeah. Get excited! Holy shit. Watch

01:04:33.070 --> 01:04:36.889
out! Holy shit. The pig man flying down through

01:04:36.889 --> 01:04:40.250
the clouds, one rescued from the Sky Prison.

01:04:41.510 --> 01:04:46.610
I think you see this sphinx looks up. I see one

01:04:46.610 --> 01:04:49.909
of the greatest prisoners kept in the Sky Prism

01:04:49.909 --> 01:04:52.570
broken free and others begin to rain down as

01:04:52.570 --> 01:04:55.690
well. Faces you don't know. Faces RZA might remember.

01:04:55.989 --> 01:05:01.269
Members of the Silent War long taken. Roam! The

01:05:01.269 --> 01:05:05.550
pig man drops down into the desert dunes cracking

01:05:05.550 --> 01:05:11.690
through a gravestone. Hey kids, don't try this

01:05:11.690 --> 01:05:15.420
at home. I'm just gonna make an attack on this

01:05:15.420 --> 01:05:16.340
dude. I'm gonna make an attack on this dude.

01:05:16.579 --> 01:05:19.679
Hell yeah. You guys have made it long enough

01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:23.440
to get the cavalry. You see the others are kind

01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:25.659
of locked as one of the ones, two of the ones

01:05:25.659 --> 01:05:28.360
at this point have sort of fallen dead. Purple

01:05:28.360 --> 01:05:31.079
ichor spilling out over the graves and all these

01:05:31.079 --> 01:05:33.360
celestials are starting to move and they turn

01:05:33.360 --> 01:05:36.420
and launch up into the clouds and the sky all

01:05:36.420 --> 01:05:38.599
locked in battle. Paloma perhaps appearing down

01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:43.440
just through to see the winds have changed. And

01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:45.579
let's do a pork chop. Let's do a good old pork

01:05:45.579 --> 01:05:49.980
chop on this dude. It's going to hit. That would

01:05:49.980 --> 01:05:52.539
have been very deflating if it didn't hit. All

01:05:52.539 --> 01:05:55.880
right. Yeah, that's a miss. And he breaks Amulon's

01:05:55.880 --> 01:06:01.940
grave in half. He bisects his body. 26 points

01:06:01.940 --> 01:06:06.639
of damage on that first pork chop. Oof. Cuts

01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:11.170
into it. This Sphinx just goes, he gets sent

01:06:11.170 --> 01:06:14.849
flying. This meaty hand comes flying, slapping

01:06:14.849 --> 01:06:19.269
out, whoa, cracks it right in the jaw. It stumbles

01:06:19.269 --> 01:06:25.289
backwards. That's a Paloma. Paloma's gonna see

01:06:25.289 --> 01:06:29.369
the help arrive, and well, I guess that's my

01:06:29.369 --> 01:06:34.570
cue, and she pulls up on her. rug goes over backwards

01:06:34.570 --> 01:06:39.070
and dives straight down. How far down can Paloma

01:06:39.070 --> 01:06:42.010
get? You can get into the open sky area. So you'll

01:06:42.010 --> 01:06:44.130
be, we'll just say if you dive straight down,

01:06:44.329 --> 01:06:45.769
you know, it's all kind of out of time a bit.

01:06:45.849 --> 01:06:47.510
So you're moving. I mean, this thing moved with

01:06:47.510 --> 01:06:49.090
you. You're probably moving down by the pig man's

01:06:49.090 --> 01:06:51.010
side, right? He crashed down and attacked. You're

01:06:51.010 --> 01:06:53.570
close enough above that. You can also make a

01:06:53.570 --> 01:06:55.909
range attack. Okay. So as long as she can get

01:06:55.909 --> 01:06:59.670
within 60 feet, she can throw her returning dagger.

01:07:00.000 --> 01:07:02.960
You're following the the falling stars of these

01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:05.360
figures as they drop drop drop. I think as you're

01:07:05.360 --> 01:07:08.780
moving a winged figure Slides down beside you

01:07:08.780 --> 01:07:15.699
see Xena go that's a dirty 20 for the first It's

01:07:15.699 --> 01:07:20.079
gonna hit The first one was no no that's a 18

01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:25.679
18 for the second. Oh, yeah 18 hits 18 hits.

01:07:25.699 --> 01:07:31.030
Oh, wow. Yeah Actually, it's 17 and 19 because

01:07:31.030 --> 01:07:33.670
I forgot. Oh, the negative two. Negative two.

01:07:34.510 --> 01:07:36.190
No, I already did that. I'm sorry. No, no, no.

01:07:36.210 --> 01:07:40.010
I was adding five instead of seven because I

01:07:40.010 --> 01:07:46.210
re -re -re -re -corrected myself. That's 12 for

01:07:46.210 --> 01:07:51.690
the first and eight for the second. 12 and eight

01:07:51.690 --> 01:07:56.969
total of 20 damage. You slide down. Just like

01:07:56.969 --> 01:08:00.139
trying to stay. Going on so fast. You're kind

01:08:00.139 --> 01:08:04.019
of getting you up in the wind barely sort of

01:08:04.019 --> 01:08:06.179
standing knees buckling her carpet feeling your

01:08:06.179 --> 01:08:10.820
age you Draw out your weapon you go to swing

01:08:10.820 --> 01:08:14.480
it go to throw it Yeah, her her cigars almost

01:08:14.480 --> 01:08:16.500
falling out of her mouth out of the side. She's

01:08:16.500 --> 01:08:20.039
holding on to it with her teeth and Billowing

01:08:20.039 --> 01:08:23.039
behind you, but she's got a nice big target and

01:08:23.039 --> 01:08:26.260
she's coming from above. Hell. Yeah weapon swings

01:08:26.260 --> 01:08:33.520
down One eye pierced back in your hand. You throw

01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:37.399
again, and where do you strike when you kill

01:08:37.399 --> 01:08:43.060
this thing? Oh my god. The daggers coming from

01:08:43.060 --> 01:08:48.539
above lands right between his eyes. You see that

01:08:48.539 --> 01:08:54.140
the one eye struck, beams with this bright light.

01:08:54.340 --> 01:08:56.899
You strike the head in that two wound, bleeds

01:08:56.899 --> 01:09:00.720
with this bleeding light. Radiance just spotlights

01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:03.020
shining out of this body as it begins to almost

01:09:03.020 --> 01:09:06.359
crack and break all the turquoise or the lion

01:09:06.359 --> 01:09:09.020
surrounding it just glow as this thing is being

01:09:09.020 --> 01:09:34.229
torn apart With one last like a shadow caught

01:09:34.229 --> 01:09:39.409
in light. Xena lands beside you. Pepper, you're

01:09:39.409 --> 01:09:40.470
still dying. You want to do something with that?

01:09:40.670 --> 01:09:43.789
Yeah, I'll heal him. You heal dad Pepper. I'll

01:09:43.789 --> 01:09:47.649
give him his potion or my potion, whichever one's

01:09:47.649 --> 01:09:48.649
more available. You're just immediately feeding

01:09:48.649 --> 01:09:50.890
the potion into him as this guy dies. There's

01:09:50.890 --> 01:09:52.550
still a worm that kind of turns into the one

01:09:52.550 --> 01:09:56.649
that kind of looks to you. I mean... Still a

01:09:56.649 --> 01:09:58.289
worm. Honestly, I think the worm looks to you

01:09:58.289 --> 01:10:00.810
and you just hear like, super flex, the pig man's

01:10:00.810 --> 01:10:03.909
gotta wrestle this whole worm. Yeah, there's

01:10:03.909 --> 01:10:05.270
a bunch of people there now. He lifts it like

01:10:05.270 --> 01:10:13.869
an inch off the ground. Oh my god. You guys wanna

01:10:13.869 --> 01:10:17.409
get out of here? Yeah, Paloma's just like lying

01:10:17.409 --> 01:10:22.449
on her back on her carpet as like... new luminaries

01:10:22.449 --> 01:10:24.890
and escape prisoners just start jetting past

01:10:24.890 --> 01:10:32.380
her to go and help. He begins to take off more

01:10:32.380 --> 01:10:35.420
carpets, grabbing people as they move. You're

01:10:35.420 --> 01:10:37.939
sliding up out of the worm's range. The huge

01:10:37.939 --> 01:10:40.359
carpet slides down beneath the pig man as he's

01:10:40.359 --> 01:10:42.619
kind of like, wait, wait, no, I'm not done yet.

01:10:43.520 --> 01:10:46.140
Being pulled away from this giant worm that like

01:10:46.140 --> 01:10:50.859
hisses out. He takes the sky, Celestials scrambling

01:10:50.859 --> 01:10:52.920
all around with no leadership, not knowing what

01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:55.260
to do, where to go, who to target. Everything's

01:10:55.260 --> 01:10:58.760
going wrong. The clouds burst away. You see the

01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:01.699
sky risen above. You hear the trumpeting blare.

01:11:02.020 --> 01:11:06.600
And it sounds like victory. You're moving on

01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:11.859
and on over the burning dunes. Xena looks to

01:11:11.859 --> 01:11:15.020
the three of you. All of you kind of regaining

01:11:15.020 --> 01:11:18.300
consciousness. All of you kind of feeling that

01:11:18.300 --> 01:11:22.020
the rush of battle fade away. The rage, the fungal

01:11:22.020 --> 01:11:27.079
sort of coverings fading away as you. drive out

01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:31.600
into the blue sky. Good job! Good job! We did

01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:35.439
it! We did it! I couldn't get my mother just

01:11:35.439 --> 01:11:39.220
to fall in, but we got so many! We got so many!

01:11:40.539 --> 01:11:44.939
And now, we take the fight to Atash himself!

01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:50.500
We take the fight to the cinema! And we'll call

01:11:50.500 --> 01:11:51.000
it there!