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Hey fans people, it's Jeremy. You all kick ass.

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That's all I wanted to say. Enjoy the show. Talking

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on this show about the big people wandering around

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our worlds. The luminaries, the leaders, the

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legends. The commonality that a good portion

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of these figures have is, well, spending time

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at a particular academy of the magical arts.

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Anissa Academy. Looming high over the city -state

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of Anissa on Senza. This prestigious palace of

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proficiency pursuing is populated by the most

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precious and polished holds of potential in all

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our worlds. Going far beyond the loss of simple

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instruction or spell work, Anissa Kelly places

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an emphasis on a wide, varied instruction. From

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history to artificery to political theory to

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the inner workings of monstrous wildlife. Even

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now, the lofty future position of some of these

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students in the school just boggles the mind.

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We're talking Cesar's old Prince Carina of Nebo.

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We're talking Asher Lagiatis, second son of Consul

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Marcus Lagiatis of Delmira. We're talking Princess

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Ji -Yun of the Dragon Clan, eldest daughter of

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Queen Ji -Mi of Yanido. Just amazing. And who

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can forget this academy was built and is helmed

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by Kejo Kamal himself. The master of conjuration.

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The master. The one who was the prolific magical

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architect and the very founder of the Crystal

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Network. I'm speaking to you now on. All I can

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say is, with Kejo Kamal and his chosen faculty

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instructing tomorrow's leaders, our future is

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certainly looking bright. My god, Oren is a pro

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at alliteration. How do I do that to myself?

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That was impressive. I can't believe you did

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it the first time. It's because honestly, I get

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bored when I'm writing these and I just start

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doing alliteration to make it more funny. I don't

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know. It makes me laugh. Well done. I'll be typing

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and just be like, and just go back to typing.

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It's stupid. Let me ask you guys a question.

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What? You feeling... Grabby? Feeling gobliny?

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Grabby? Yeah, I'm feeling grabby. Feeling goblin

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grabbity? Come here. Oh. Oh, goblin grab. You

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know what time it is? Oh, oh. You want to ruin

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that? Do it again. Take it to the top. No, I

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think it was perfect. What time is it? You guys

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ready to play? It's second episode time. It's

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episode two. Episode two, baby. We're playing

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some goblin grab. So everyone take a die of any

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size, any die. Okay. Just whatever you want.

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Don't grab the D100, though. That's... I got

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to 100. You said any. Okay. I have to check with

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Andrew because I was thinking about that. I was

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like, okay, so David rolls a 70. I guess it's

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fine. All right. So the rules. So we each roll

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a die simultaneously. And it's any size die.

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I guess that counts. It might count as D10. Stupid.

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I'm just kidding. It doesn't matter. It doesn't

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matter. So whatever the total is of the numbers

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that we all roll, we add up. That's our target.

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Okay. And then... Oh, I think we were supposed

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to be... Hold on. I think it was supposed to

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be a secret whatever die we grabbed. Oh, shoot.

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Sorry, Andrew. We did it wrong. No, it's fine.

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It's... No, you got to pick one of the... No,

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I got one of mine. Okay, whatever. Fine. Loser.

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Okay, so we roll them. We add it up. And the

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total is our target number. Okay. And then we

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each get to pick... any number of any size die

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to try and match it. And it's Price is Right

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rules. You go over, you lose. So whoever's closest

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without going over wins the pot. I love that.

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Wait, no, I don't use one of my die. Yeah, that's

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the thing. Yeah, you don't want to bet. I mean,

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at least not right now where Andrew gave us probably

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literally at least a hundred die. Did you see

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what I grabbed? No. It's a secret. Good. Cool.

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You ready? Ready? Roll. Okay. I guess you're

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going to know what die I got because I rolled

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a 19. Three. Three? Five. Five. All right. So

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now we get to pick our whatchamacallit. What's

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the total? 21, 27? 26. 26. Ah, 25. No, 22, 25.

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Yeah, never mind. You're right, 26. Math. Who

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said 26? I read it. I still think it's 27. It's

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27. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. All right. We got

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this. Okay. So now. So any die you can choose.

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Any amount of die you can choose. Yes. You can

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choose. It's the same type of die. I don't think

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it has to be the same type. Can I play as a knight?

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Shut up. Secretly choosing any number of any

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size die. Cool. Okay. All right. So I think it's

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whatever. So Jeremy, why don't you grab die first?

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And then roll them in your dice tower. See how

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close you get to 27. Stand by. Am I going first?

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I'm going to do all the same dice. I'm going

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to do something fun here. We can either go at

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the same time or however you want to do it. I

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don't know. Let's go at the same time. A bunch

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from here. Yeah, you got to take it out of the

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chest, man. That's the game. All right, let me

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hit the chest. I'm not looking at what you're

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getting. Okay. David, don't look. You're not

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supposed to know what he takes. Yeah. Clattery.

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Click, clack, click. Uh -huh. That's a beautiful

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sound. Can I put one Fullmetal Captain's die

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in this block? I'm putting one Fullmetal Captain's

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die. Yeah, I used one of my other die, too. And

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one Zeela die. You guys want to say what you

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picked before we roll or after we roll? No. All

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right. I'm banking on something. Oh, no. It's

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a lot of high numbers. I think I'm fucked. Yeah,

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same. 29. Jesus. So, so close. They were rolled

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really high. Dude, I got 43. Holy fuck. What

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the hell did you do? How many dice did you roll?

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I rolled 96. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Well,

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I win. I rolled 19. Damn. I had a D20 and a D6.

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Nice. Oh, gosh. Jerry's strategy was to hold

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off while we goofed. No, I rolled. I rolled.

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Three sixes, two fives, two fours, and I don't

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remember what the other two were. I was like,

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yeah, you guys are grabbing a lot of dice there.

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5d8 and 1d6. Well, hang on. I got the pot. Oh,

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sorry. I'm kidding. This is our community pot.

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Dude, this is so many die. Fantasy pants. This

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is so many die. All right, yeah. Please go check

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out Andrew's game at Goblin Game Co. on Instagram.

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Hopefully by now he's got his Kickstarter up

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and running. If not... follow his page stay tuned

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because i think it's coming i love that i love

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the whole like it's like the old school trading

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cards you know and you do a big duel and you

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win like the big card at the end of it it's like

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like winning the die is a cool feature i love

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i love the gambling dice yeah it's truly it is

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the perfect dice goblin game it gives you a reason

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to use all the dice you're collecting folks pogs

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man pogs this guy pogs yeah and his pogs Pogs.

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Hey, if you missed out on playing Pogs, I...

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I feel so sad for you, man. I think my brother

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had Pogs. I don't know if he even had some. To

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Jurassic Park! Pogs was the pinnacle of elementary

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school gaming in the 90s. It was the pinnacle

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of elementary school gaming. You sit out on the

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playground on the basketball court. The whole

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court was filled with a bunch of kids fucking

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sitting down playing Pogs. Anyways, let's get

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started. You know what we did a recess? Stepped

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on mustard packets. Did we do that? And you're

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mocking me for pogs. Some kid got hit in the

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eye with mustard. Was it you? No, it wasn't me.

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Holy shit. All right. Speaking of pogs, this

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is going to be poggers. I mean, you could have

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just rhymed it and said something about Akio

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with dog. Speaking of pogs, let's check in on

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our dogs. D -A -W -G -S. That's this party. That's

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what we call them. I really miss my dogs, man.

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I'll ask you to set the scene for me, because

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I don't know. You have entered the city. We can

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skip forward in time a little bit. I'm not interested

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in you dawdling around here. If you want to take

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a rest, you can take a rest. You made your checks

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for each day, and this is part of that day. What

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I want to know... is how and when you approach

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the Academy proper. Am I supposed to see all

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the people around it? Yeah. I'm seeing a bunch

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of people. I'm seeing tokens down the hallway.

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You may see that for now. Okay. Although I guess

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you should probably have scouted first, but you

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already mentioned you have a bat on the loose,

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so I imagine your bat's going to do a sweep.

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Oh, okay, okay. You kind of already seem like

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you're edging that way. Well, we're not going

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to that southern... The Academy is risen up,

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kind of. And don't worry about that crowd. That

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crowd's not there yet. We'll get to that crowd.

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Ignore that crowd. The Academy is, as I mentioned

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before, on this sort of like totally shaved down

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peak of a mountain staying just behind the city

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of Anissa. It is just this, I mean, kind of magical,

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wondrous thing to look upon as you move through

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the city. At the base of the mountain, there

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are lifts, magical, that can carry you. There

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are stairs carved in and up, switchbacking to

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reach the top. There are bridges from the nearby

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mountains that have their own access points that

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will reach the top. There's many ways to access

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the academy grounds without having to break out

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the fly spell or the rod of flying that we all

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know Stomp has. So I don't care how you got here.

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I want to know what time it is. And how you want

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to proceed. Are you staying the night and coming

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in the day? Are you coming up at night? When

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you reach the city, the sun had fallen. If you

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pushed right through it, you'd be reaching the

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academy somewhere around 9 o 'clock p .m. Before

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we make any decisions, can you give us a micro

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lore dump reminder as to what we know going into

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this? You know. Nisa Academy is a prestigious

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magical academy that teaches you all the arts.

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It is heralded as being the birthing place of

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the leaders of tomorrow. You know it is founded,

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literally built from the ground up by and run

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by one Kejo Kamal, the founder of the Crystal

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Network, and someone who is intimately involved

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with Atash and the Sapphire. One that was old

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friends with... Ozen Yoshikatsu, who tried to

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get Ozen on the fold, and he's the one that kind

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of tipped Ozen off and brought him into what

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eventually ended up being his death. You know

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that Keijo Kamal has a code phrase. He founded

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the network, and he knows a phrase you can use

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to basically take it back. You'd have to use

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the phrase deep within the networks. Like, it

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wouldn't be something you could just keep, right?

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Because when you get in there, when you do this

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thing, likely you're going to cause a stir. But...

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You'll have the chance to broadcast to the world

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anything you want for whatever time you can hold

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sort of the network headquarters. But you need

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this code phrase. And only Kedro Kamal has it.

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Okay. You know, he's somewhere within the confines

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of the school. You know, the school is currently

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closed down. It's closed down because of an Aurum

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Vorax infestation. Weird little gold -eating

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weasels. Yeah, they are eating away at all the

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gilded ornamentation of the building. And so

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the building had to be closed down for both reconstruction

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and for extermination efforts. And you can assume

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that there's probably a lot of people. I think

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even from far away, you can see a number of tents,

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clusters of tents in various locations, not close

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necessarily to the actual main building, but

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dotting the sort of grand grass laden school

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grounds where you assume the exterminators and,

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you know, construction workers are. Okay. Thank

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you for the mini lore dump. Yeah. However, Jeremy.

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Yes. I think we gave him a pass on Archipelago.

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But are we really going to let Harald go by?

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No, hang on. No, we're not. Don't do this to

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me. Stop it. Fuck you. I thought I was the only

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one there. I guess not. Harald. You're paying

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for this. Thank you. Oh, my God. You're going

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to. It's the better way of saying it. How dare

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you, sir? What was the one that we fought about?

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Fuck you. No, no, no. Shut up. I don't think

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it was you that said it differently. Okay, that's

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fine. I think I said it differently than the

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two of you. Was it during like Babies and Broadswords

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or something? It was so long ago. Point and laugh

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at the loser. He said something different. No,

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wasn't it like you said something different and

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I'm like, no, I think that's wrong. That's not

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the way you say it. I think it's this, but it

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turns out I was wrong and you were right. Hold

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on. It was the SpongeBob thing. SpongeBob was

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related somehow. What? What? You said you learned

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how to say conch. Conch. Conch, conch. Yeah,

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that's both the same, yeah. Conch is for fools.

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My fizz went to herald my presence. My coming.

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Knock that smile off your face. Okay, oh my god.

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Punch that ponytail to the front. Oh god. So

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we... Jeremy, I'm getting the impression. What

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are you doing? I'm getting the impression we

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can't just walk in. Yeah. No, of course not.

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I know, but it scares me to go at night, too.

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Do you want to? Are you scouting? Do you want

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to actually, like, you can take time to, like,

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scout, have your bat check things out. Turbo's

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definitely flying around. And I think if Turbo's

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flying around, I think it's got to be dark out.

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If it's, like, noon and this bat's flying around,

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someone's going to be like, what the fuck is

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a bat doing out here? Okay. Let's do this first.

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You, let's say you're holding out somewhere nearby,

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you know, some shaded spot, an alley, as Turbo

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flies out, the rest of the party, Dresden, the

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Keoghan, guarding as Blanche is fully kind of

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becoming Turbo. You can hear and see, correct?

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I'm pretty sure, yeah. Okay. I'm almost positive,

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but yeah. Turbo flies out. I'd like you to make...

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investigation checks before you make those there's

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one thing that's very very obvious as turbo takes

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the sky as it's like it's it's getting late but

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it's not like late late late night yet we'll

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say it's like it's at nine o 'clock you notice

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there is a commotion of sorts at the front gate

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uh number of guards you see like a very notable

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torch lit uh you see looks like five guards and

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one other figure are uh Moving up towards, again,

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a different group of guards. Four guards. You

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see kind of a mess. Two groups of guards coming

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together? Yes. One group you see heading from,

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it looks like they just arrived up the stairs

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and moved up the academy grounds, heading towards

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the main door of Nisa Academy. You see a small

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group, five guards and one other figure. Guards

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are in light flowing cerulean garb, wielding

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long curved swords at their hips. They stand

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at attention behind a man in a striking blue

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coat of the same bright blue, embroidered by

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braids and bands of gold. This man is young,

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maybe 17 or 18. You see his dark skin with notably

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sort of the big bright white teeth and a shaved

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head, and the quartz lights kind of catching

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it all, gleaming. He is gesturing wildly and

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angrily, his every finger adorned with gold and

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jewels that again gleam in the light. I don't

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care what you say. I know Z is in there. You

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think Kejo Kumal will get his favorite five out

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of his sight? Even with the school closed? Of

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course not. She did not return to Zing. I checked.

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And besides, my rival Prince of Neba has also

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been notably absent. Do you have an answer for

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that? Prince Sembon, we... Kejo Kumal may have

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gotten away with expelling me for distracting

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her, but he will not stop me from seeing her.

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He has no right! I am the crown prince of Anissa,

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and Kajol Kamal will not bully me. He does not

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hold the power here. Right? You see, this figure

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turns around, the guards behind him, they kind

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of shuffle. Your Majesty, if Kajol Kamal has

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restricted all access, another speaks up, I don't

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know that we have the authority to... Can we

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perhaps receive a writ from the Empress? The

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Empress is the authority of the Crown Prince

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of Anissa, not enough. Shall I ask the faceless

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prophet permission to enter? Or does Kedra Kamal

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outrank her as well? Kedra Kamal is a nobody,

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and I will not! You see, just like he, like,

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stops breathing hard, all the faces around, the

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guards on either side are horrified, silent.

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I will. CZ. I'll return with whatever authority

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I need to see her. And if I have to go to Atash

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himself on the Sado, I will do so, and you will

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all be sorry. And this prince kind of spins around

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on his heel and marches away, the guards nervously

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moving in tow. That's the obvious thing you notice.

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Do you want to roll an investigation check to

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learn more? Absolutely. Hell yeah. Can Dresden

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get in on this? Uh, no. Unless you want to go

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scout the grounds. This is only because... Oh,

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this is turbo. It's not a crit, but it's a 19

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on the die. Nice, nice. Yeah, 24. Oh, yeah. 24.

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Okay. You note, as you spend some time watching,

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that there are guards all around the premises,

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and they are, you realize, truly guards. I spoke

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guard before, but the garb they wear, the clothing

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they wear, seems to be that of, again, like simple

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exterminators or contractors here to fix the

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school. They're not fixing anything, and no one

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is stepping inside the building. No one's deleting

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any kind of extermination efforts. They're just

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standing at attention, moving around, looking

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busy, and they're spread all around the perimeter,

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very carefully trying to keep an eye on every

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entrance. Every once in a while, you note the

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turbo's ears, a sound of a boom, some kind of

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explosion or sound of something inside the confines

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of the building. But every time there's a loud

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bang or any of this noise, any kind of ruckus,

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the guards around just ignore it, stand at attention.

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I think one time you might, turbo catches like

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one person kind of looks back almost nervously

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and a hand falls on their shoulder. You know

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the rules. We ignore. Any sound? Perfect. Nice.

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That's so perfect. Thank you. Don't be happy.

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That's a bad sign. What's going on in there?

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I don't know. Could have prepped the knock spell

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or something. I don't know. I actually didn't,

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but. You see there are many entrances inside.

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There's one entrance to the southeast, six to

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the northeast, kind of ringing around the upper

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corner. There's the central sort of main entrance

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where that commotion happened at the front. That

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seems to be the most guarded, clearly. And there

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look to be some other faculty entrances, one

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to the southwest, one to the northwest. There

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are ways in all around this school. The question

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is, which one leads to where? Where would you

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want to go? Wouldn't possibly know. Nope. But

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I think I have a weird idea. Oh. Clearly you

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know something's happening. This is, you know,

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as you probably kind of already realized, this

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is a ruse. The Aurum Borax, Bordegard mentioned,

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is a creature that was extinct and suddenly they

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just returned now. They're just back now. You

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do see chewed metal. All around the place. Like,

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there was something that had been eating away

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at the metal around the school. You catch no

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sign of these weasel -like creatures. Maybe they're

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inside. Certainly no one's going in to deal with

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them. How high is this school? It's a single

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-story school standing about 30 feet high. Okay.

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All the windows you see look to be entirely shut

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off. Like, something has been closed. on the

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inside of them in some form of security. I think

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I mentioned before, this building is like made

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of just like reinforced, like magically reinforced

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mud and the windows be covered over by the same

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actual, you see the impression of them, but no

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actual like means in. What does Turbo see on

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the roof then? The roof is, there's, you don't

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see any access points, I suppose. You just kind

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of see, you know, long, I think it would stand

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like, probably like, you know, crenellations

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along the edges, but a flat expanse across the

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top. Anybody on top? Roll a die for me. Okay.

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Roll luck die. What do you want? I don't know.

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20. I'll say 15 or higher. There's nobody stationed

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on the roof. No one thought that was necessary.

00:22:10.069 --> 00:22:15.730
Okay. 18. There's nobody stationed on the roof.

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Trouble is, how do we get to the roof? Dresden

00:22:19.009 --> 00:22:22.109
can teleport with his echo up there, but I don't

00:22:22.109 --> 00:22:24.759
know how anybody else can. Can he teleport with

00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:30.440
them in the hole? But there's no access on the

00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:32.880
roof, though. Yeah. Unless you can find a way

00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:36.200
to make access. No, but that... But yeah, no,

00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:37.660
no, no. I mean, you take all your items with

00:22:37.660 --> 00:22:39.119
you, right? Or there's nobody up there. That

00:22:39.119 --> 00:22:40.960
means we can get anywhere around the building

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that we want to. True, true. At the very least.

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Okay, I think we can pair... Well, let me give

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you my idea first. Sure. And then you tell me

00:22:51.319 --> 00:22:57.740
if we can make them kiss. Okay. Quick, quick

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theology lesson, David. Yeah. What's the, what's

00:23:01.519 --> 00:23:03.759
the name of this God? The faceless what? Faceless

00:23:03.759 --> 00:23:06.799
prophet. Faceless prophet. Okay. You know, the

00:23:06.799 --> 00:23:13.309
ancient prophet of Senza, her. bones are locked

00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:15.650
in the tomb of the faceless uh it's kind of a

00:23:15.650 --> 00:23:17.269
whole thing that like no one's supposed to know

00:23:17.269 --> 00:23:18.930
what she has ever looked like she's supposed

00:23:18.930 --> 00:23:21.650
to remain faceless to them it kind of what grants

00:23:21.650 --> 00:23:24.769
her this mystique and this power you knowing

00:23:24.769 --> 00:23:27.049
what you know might assume that this faceless

00:23:27.049 --> 00:23:30.930
prophet was a dracon was one of these serpents

00:23:30.930 --> 00:23:33.920
cool That hails from a very ancient time. Just

00:23:33.920 --> 00:23:36.660
like the Shrine of Storms held the bones of the

00:23:36.660 --> 00:23:39.779
great Sage Umizu, the great prophet of Senza

00:23:39.779 --> 00:23:42.940
likely is being held in its own shrine. All right.

00:23:43.619 --> 00:23:46.440
Plug your ears, David. Not really, but you want

00:23:46.440 --> 00:23:49.160
to hear my crackpot idea? Yeah. I bet we can

00:23:49.160 --> 00:23:53.299
talk this prince into, like, helping us with

00:23:53.299 --> 00:23:56.299
a distraction. Blanche is already dressed up

00:23:56.299 --> 00:24:01.119
as a follower of the Faceless Prophet. Huh. Ooh.

00:24:02.809 --> 00:24:05.289
So here's what I'm imagining, and you tell me,

00:24:05.309 --> 00:24:06.750
Jeremy, if you think it's a good idea or not.

00:24:07.190 --> 00:24:12.410
As this prince is going down this winding path

00:24:12.410 --> 00:24:16.990
away from the school, Blanche just stands in

00:24:16.990 --> 00:24:20.230
the center of the path where they would have

00:24:20.230 --> 00:24:23.569
to walk by her, and they engage in some sort

00:24:23.569 --> 00:24:25.309
of conversation, and she tries to convince him

00:24:25.309 --> 00:24:30.299
that we can help him. Okay. Okay. Want to try

00:24:30.299 --> 00:24:34.500
it? Okay. Want to try it? Yeah. I like that better

00:24:34.500 --> 00:24:38.200
than just trying to sneak in or brute force in.

00:24:38.299 --> 00:24:42.720
Well, so I think we can do both. I think we can

00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:47.420
use the hole to sneak us in, and I'm hoping that

00:24:47.420 --> 00:24:49.160
we can talk this guy into providing a distraction

00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:52.819
for us to actually get in. Yep. Yeah. I like

00:24:52.819 --> 00:24:54.720
that a lot. All right. So Blanche is standing

00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:57.680
solo. Their hands crossed in front of her in

00:24:57.680 --> 00:25:02.480
the path as this attache rounds the corner. I'll

00:25:02.480 --> 00:25:04.539
say you like watch the Turbo's eyes and you see

00:25:04.539 --> 00:25:06.720
them get on one of those great sort of magical

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lifts. And as it falls, you probably leave Turbo's

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vision, move out to the street at the base of

00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:13.500
the elevator where you know they have to pass

00:25:13.500 --> 00:25:18.500
by you. It lands. Street's very clear here. Only,

00:25:18.539 --> 00:25:20.279
you know, people going to and from the academy

00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:22.859
are going to be in this sort of region. And no

00:25:22.859 --> 00:25:26.799
one is currently. So as Prince Simbon, the name

00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:30.559
you heard, and his retinue begin to move, they

00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:35.059
suddenly stop. You see the guards all kind of

00:25:35.059 --> 00:25:38.359
like take this sort of prayer pose and deference,

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almost like putting their fingers in the shape

00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:43.599
of a circle and holding to their chest and bowing

00:25:43.599 --> 00:25:49.579
their heads. But Simbon simply steps over, faceless

00:25:49.579 --> 00:25:54.220
one. You see very jockey, very like arrogant

00:25:54.220 --> 00:25:57.180
air about him. He's very thick, muscle bound

00:25:57.180 --> 00:26:01.099
up close. Blanche repeats the gesture and bows.

00:26:02.259 --> 00:26:07.099
I'm here to answer your prayers, my lord. You,

00:26:07.099 --> 00:26:15.559
you've heard. She told, what do you know? I know

00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:17.799
only what the faceless prophet wishes me to know.

00:26:18.220 --> 00:26:21.650
She has heard your plight. and has sent me to

00:26:21.650 --> 00:26:28.450
help you. Take that, Kejo! I got the faceless

00:26:28.450 --> 00:26:31.269
prophet on my side. I knew it! I'm sorry. Does

00:26:31.269 --> 00:26:35.170
the letter Z mean anything to you? Z. Yeah, yeah,

00:26:35.170 --> 00:26:41.349
Z. Songwen Z. She's my girlfriend. Look, I used

00:26:41.349 --> 00:26:45.329
to go here, Tunisa Academy. You know, but Z's

00:26:45.329 --> 00:26:47.789
one of Kejo's favorite five. They're the top

00:26:47.789 --> 00:26:50.329
students, and he doesn't like anyone... talking

00:26:50.329 --> 00:26:52.450
to them or distracting them, as he would say.

00:26:52.549 --> 00:26:55.230
I wasn't the best student, but I was a prince.

00:26:57.049 --> 00:26:58.750
But even that didn't save me when he saw that

00:26:58.750 --> 00:27:01.269
me and Z were together, so he gave me the boot.

00:27:01.329 --> 00:27:04.109
I got expelled. Then the school closed. Everyone

00:27:04.109 --> 00:27:07.069
left. But I know, I know Z didn't leave. All

00:27:07.069 --> 00:27:09.529
right? She's in there. The favorite five, they're

00:27:09.529 --> 00:27:13.109
still in there. My rival prince Karina of Neba,

00:27:13.230 --> 00:27:17.049
he's in there. I know this. Love is a powerful

00:27:17.049 --> 00:27:20.279
emotion. I can see why the Faceless Prophet was

00:27:20.279 --> 00:27:25.119
moved to help you. What can we do? Kejo's not

00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:26.460
going to let anyone inside. He's got that place

00:27:26.460 --> 00:27:31.160
locked down. I don't know. I don't know. What

00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:34.140
I need is very simple. I need a distraction.

00:27:35.859 --> 00:27:40.940
Distraction? If you give me enough time to set

00:27:40.940 --> 00:27:44.299
up, and if you can get the guards away from a

00:27:44.299 --> 00:27:48.849
door for only a few moments, By the blessing

00:27:48.849 --> 00:27:52.410
of our faceless prophet, I can sneak inside and

00:27:52.410 --> 00:27:56.309
find your Z for you. You see just this bright,

00:27:56.569 --> 00:28:03.009
bright, wide smile. Just all teeth. Yeah, all

00:28:03.009 --> 00:28:05.150
right. Yeah, no, anything, anything. What door?

00:28:05.369 --> 00:28:07.490
You want to go staff entrance? You want to go

00:28:07.490 --> 00:28:10.690
with a beast entrance? Supplies, kitchen, front?

00:28:10.829 --> 00:28:14.470
What are you looking? And you realize this guy

00:28:14.470 --> 00:28:18.180
has been here before. He knows. A lot more about

00:28:18.180 --> 00:28:20.940
this location than you do. If you have any questions...

00:28:20.940 --> 00:28:23.940
Yes. He's not, like, the brightest bushel of

00:28:23.940 --> 00:28:28.259
beans over there, but... Well, Lord Simbon? Prince

00:28:28.259 --> 00:28:33.019
Simbon. Prince Simbon? Sorry. I suppose... You

00:28:33.019 --> 00:28:35.920
can come whenever you want. I suppose even I

00:28:35.920 --> 00:28:38.579
have been blessed this day to meet someone with

00:28:38.579 --> 00:28:42.460
knowledge of the building on the inside. I would

00:28:42.460 --> 00:28:45.380
graciously take your suggestion for an entrance.

00:28:46.140 --> 00:28:50.440
And perhaps even deign to ask you for a rough

00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:59.000
layout. Ooh. Nice. Okay. I like that a lot. He

00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.299
kind of scratches. Oh, it's been a minute, but...

00:29:01.299 --> 00:29:03.140
Well, there's, of course, the main entrance hall.

00:29:03.180 --> 00:29:05.640
That's kind of center in the south, right? And

00:29:05.640 --> 00:29:07.839
then... I was getting north and east mixed up.

00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:11.880
He holds up his two hands to make up the L's.

00:29:14.220 --> 00:29:17.869
So, um... Never eat soggy wheat. Yeah, that's

00:29:17.869 --> 00:29:21.029
the one. So the southeast side, that's the kitchens,

00:29:21.109 --> 00:29:23.049
right? Entrance there, you go through, kitchens,

00:29:23.130 --> 00:29:25.289
cafeteria. If you push northwards, you're going

00:29:25.289 --> 00:29:28.950
to be reaching the dormitory area. Staff are

00:29:28.950 --> 00:29:31.069
kind of fully focused on the east side. When

00:29:31.069 --> 00:29:32.789
you get further in, you're going to see student

00:29:32.789 --> 00:29:34.609
dorms. And to the north, that's going to be all

00:29:34.609 --> 00:29:38.589
the faculty, right? Going around to the sort

00:29:38.589 --> 00:29:40.990
of west side of the school, the northwest, that's

00:29:40.990 --> 00:29:42.869
where they bring in magical beasts. You know,

00:29:42.869 --> 00:29:45.769
sometimes they like to... do some combat training

00:29:45.769 --> 00:29:48.769
or biology lessons or just taking a look at them.

00:29:48.829 --> 00:29:49.789
I don't know. I think they just want to spend

00:29:49.789 --> 00:29:51.930
money. But that's the main entrance they use

00:29:51.930 --> 00:29:54.569
for those. And if you cut down into the sort

00:29:54.569 --> 00:29:56.809
of southwest side, that's all the classrooms

00:29:56.809 --> 00:29:59.910
and a lot of supplies for, you know, alchemical

00:29:59.910 --> 00:30:02.470
and artificery sort of classes come in that entrance

00:30:02.470 --> 00:30:05.869
there. That seems to be a safe place to enter.

00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:09.650
There are a few guards there as well. No mythical

00:30:09.650 --> 00:30:13.509
beasts to deal with. I think they're all in cages.

00:30:14.490 --> 00:30:17.990
Still noisy, perhaps? Anything else, my lord,

00:30:18.069 --> 00:30:20.710
or my prince, that you think we should know before

00:30:20.710 --> 00:30:26.609
entering the building? No. Something about this

00:30:26.609 --> 00:30:30.730
usually gets very grim. What do you know about

00:30:30.730 --> 00:30:34.009
Kejo Kamal? I know he's probably some kind of

00:30:34.009 --> 00:30:36.289
holy figure or something to you guys. Everyone

00:30:36.289 --> 00:30:38.309
thinks he's some kind of holy figure, but what

00:30:38.309 --> 00:30:40.150
do you really know about Kejo Kamal? Because

00:30:40.150 --> 00:30:44.039
I was a student. I only know what the faithless

00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:48.000
prophet has led me here to learn of him. Perhaps

00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:53.039
you could shed some light. He's a maniac. His

00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:56.559
ego is everything, and he's crazy, I think. I

00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:00.259
mean, he's smart, sure. He knows damn near everything,

00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:03.859
but they say when you get older, you get wiser.

00:31:04.799 --> 00:31:07.519
You know, my dad and my grandpa, they're wise

00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:14.400
rulers. I'll get there. But... Kejo Kamal. I

00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:17.000
don't see wisdom in him. I never saw wisdom in

00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:19.019
him. And his students, they worship him like

00:31:19.019 --> 00:31:22.460
he's some kind of god. But when I look into his

00:31:22.460 --> 00:31:26.700
eyes, have you ever gotten real close to a spider?

00:31:27.460 --> 00:31:31.920
Scorpion looked at their eyes. It's just blank.

00:31:32.940 --> 00:31:35.880
I've seen many devils in my service to the Faceless

00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:40.339
Prophet. I wonder if you've seen any quite like

00:31:40.339 --> 00:31:46.240
Kejo Kamal. Maybe I'm talking crazy, but he scares

00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:49.279
me. That's all. He really, really scares me.

00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:52.059
Where might he keep the students? Where might

00:31:52.059 --> 00:31:57.720
he keep Z? They have their own room in the dormitory.

00:31:58.059 --> 00:32:00.220
Makes them all sleep in the same spot together.

00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:01.960
He wants them to be their own clique, you know?

00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:03.839
They gotta hang out with each other and nobody

00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:07.680
else. They gotta strengthen each other. He wants

00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:09.900
them to be the brightest lights of the future,

00:32:10.019 --> 00:32:13.650
whatever crap he sells. And Kejo's office itself,

00:32:13.890 --> 00:32:16.190
is that in the north with the rest of the staff?

00:32:16.750 --> 00:32:18.329
He's got a room there, like the rest of the staff,

00:32:18.450 --> 00:32:21.430
yeah. He's the conjuration master. There's one

00:32:21.430 --> 00:32:24.029
for every sort of art, except for necromancy,

00:32:24.049 --> 00:32:26.769
of course. They don't get that dark, at least

00:32:26.769 --> 00:32:30.170
not that I know of. If that's his office, I'm

00:32:30.170 --> 00:32:33.450
not sure. He spends a lot of time in the school,

00:32:33.549 --> 00:32:36.869
but to be honest, no one really knows where.

00:32:38.069 --> 00:32:39.970
Some people say it's kind of rumored that he's

00:32:39.970 --> 00:32:44.240
got secret spots there, you know? and who knows

00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:47.940
what. Well... He built the place. I'll be sure

00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:51.099
to keep my eyes out. If you see me traveling,

00:32:51.339 --> 00:32:55.359
Prince Simbon, I won't look like myself. It might

00:32:55.359 --> 00:32:58.779
not be myself. We of the Faceless Prophet have

00:32:58.779 --> 00:33:03.200
many allies, many secretive allies. Of course,

00:33:03.259 --> 00:33:06.440
of course, yeah. Yeah. I trust you'll help us

00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:12.180
get in, and if you wish to see Z when we... Exit

00:33:12.180 --> 00:33:14.720
the building. I hope you'll help us escape as

00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:19.599
well. Is there a way you can signal me how long

00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:22.819
you'll be in there? It's a big school. Pausing

00:33:22.819 --> 00:33:26.640
to look at spell list. What? I didn't say that.

00:33:26.779 --> 00:33:28.480
What'd you say? I didn't say that in character.

00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:32.779
Wait a minute! He pulls off your hood. Ah! Guards!

00:33:33.180 --> 00:33:35.980
Killer! Dresden from off somewhere. She didn't

00:33:35.980 --> 00:33:39.259
say anything. Oh! We don't have the stones on

00:33:39.259 --> 00:33:41.960
us, I don't think. This prince doesn't have the

00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:51.720
stones. Perhaps, my prince, if we are blessed,

00:33:51.940 --> 00:33:57.119
a bat may carry my message. A bat will herald

00:33:57.119 --> 00:34:06.579
your return. Stop. Cut the mics. Stop. He's out

00:34:06.579 --> 00:34:10.690
of control. I'm going to tell my friend Harold

00:34:10.690 --> 00:34:23.730
on you. God. All right. So I don't think we want

00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:25.630
to drag this out any further. I think we have

00:34:25.630 --> 00:34:28.389
a pretty decent plan. Yeah. I would like to jump

00:34:28.389 --> 00:34:30.530
to executing it. I want to do that. I love that.

00:34:30.570 --> 00:34:33.369
I love that. Let's get in the scene. I think

00:34:33.369 --> 00:34:37.670
Jeremy has the perfect idea. Put us in the hole.

00:34:38.349 --> 00:34:42.469
Wrap it up in this little bag. Do the fucking

00:34:42.469 --> 00:34:46.369
zoopty -doopty on the roof. That's the mechanical

00:34:46.369 --> 00:34:51.469
term. Zoopty -doopty. Okay. Zoopty -doopty. And

00:34:51.469 --> 00:34:54.010
then wait for the distraction to hop into that

00:34:54.010 --> 00:34:59.809
southwestern door. Hell yeah. You find a quiet

00:34:59.809 --> 00:35:02.769
corner where you kind of move in. Give me just

00:35:02.769 --> 00:35:04.610
a stealth check with advantage there, Dresden,

00:35:04.730 --> 00:35:06.809
because you have a means of moving up to the

00:35:06.809 --> 00:35:08.469
roof very quickly, so you just got to move in

00:35:08.469 --> 00:35:15.289
in the dark and just vanish. Sure. It's a good

00:35:15.289 --> 00:35:17.610
thing I had advantage because the first one was

00:35:17.610 --> 00:35:19.750
a natural one. Oh, my God. Could you imagine?

00:35:20.269 --> 00:35:23.579
Oh, my God. Second was a 16. Hell yeah. With

00:35:23.579 --> 00:35:26.360
a 16, you go to move in. The natural one, you're

00:35:26.360 --> 00:35:31.179
moving in. You just brush over. There's a little

00:35:31.179 --> 00:35:33.059
hole in the ground. You see a little badger thing

00:35:33.059 --> 00:35:36.400
peep out, pop out. It's like, yeah! It tries

00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:38.739
to nab at you, and you slip out of the way. A

00:35:38.739 --> 00:35:40.659
little sound is made, and you see a guard. What's

00:35:40.659 --> 00:35:42.519
going on over there? Spins around, and they just

00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:47.000
see vapors of nothing as you're already on the

00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:50.179
roof. Nice. Guard just kind of turns around,

00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:54.250
and you're... Can I also retcon that as Blanche

00:35:54.250 --> 00:35:59.889
and Dresden were debriefing, she instructed Akio

00:35:59.889 --> 00:36:03.230
to don his armor? I don't know if Dresden wants

00:36:03.230 --> 00:36:05.090
to yet or not. If Dresden does that, that stealth

00:36:05.090 --> 00:36:08.230
check would not be... Oh, fair. Okay, fair. We

00:36:08.230 --> 00:36:10.050
can don our armor on the roof. You can do that.

00:36:10.150 --> 00:36:12.230
Or when you get inside or something. Yeah, yeah,

00:36:12.269 --> 00:36:15.719
yeah. But Akio in the hole. And he's putting

00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:19.019
his armor on. Sure. He's got no arms, so he's

00:36:19.019 --> 00:36:22.699
kind of... I don't want to walk in the door or

00:36:22.699 --> 00:36:25.139
something and be caught by surprise and be like,

00:36:25.219 --> 00:36:28.139
no, you didn't don your armor. Yeah. From this

00:36:28.139 --> 00:36:31.199
point forward, any second is go time. Yeah. Hell

00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:34.739
yeah. So yes, Dresden does put on his armor once

00:36:34.739 --> 00:36:36.489
they're on the roof. So you're looking at the

00:36:36.489 --> 00:36:38.250
southwestern entrance, the one that leads into

00:36:38.250 --> 00:36:40.489
the classes, the supplies entrance, and you see

00:36:40.489 --> 00:36:43.789
there is only a singular guard. The guards around

00:36:43.789 --> 00:36:45.550
are kind of far away. This one is stationed right

00:36:45.550 --> 00:36:47.610
in front of the door, though, not even a pretense

00:36:47.610 --> 00:36:50.510
of doing work, just full -on guarding, standing

00:36:50.510 --> 00:36:53.510
around, you know, large, looks like a Sensen

00:36:53.510 --> 00:36:57.909
figure. I think it's a dwarven man just kind

00:36:57.909 --> 00:37:03.079
of hunkered down. Looking out one way, looking

00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:05.219
out the other, you guys sort of creep up overhead

00:37:05.219 --> 00:37:10.300
and peek down. And you see, in the light of his

00:37:10.300 --> 00:37:13.719
torch, he kind of glances up, stiffens, as a

00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:18.280
figure of Prince Simbon steps out. Hey there.

00:37:19.619 --> 00:37:22.980
Who? You, you, you were at the front. We told

00:37:22.980 --> 00:37:26.059
you we can't. Hold on, hold on. He puts his hands

00:37:26.059 --> 00:37:29.340
up like, look, all that. I'm sorry about that.

00:37:29.420 --> 00:37:32.400
Just, I got a quick message. I'd like you to

00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:35.780
tell Z when you see her. Can I? It's a little

00:37:35.780 --> 00:37:38.699
personal. So I'm going to tell you real quiet.

00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:41.980
And the guard sort of puts a hand down on his

00:37:41.980 --> 00:37:45.099
weapon, curved sword. He sort of eyes narrow

00:37:45.099 --> 00:37:47.760
and Simba steps forward like, whoa, hey, I am

00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:49.539
a prince. You don't want to put your hand on

00:37:49.539 --> 00:37:51.599
your weapon in front of me, right? Guard looks

00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:54.420
nervous. Does he want to do a few more steps?

00:37:55.400 --> 00:38:00.019
I just wanted to tell her that I'll see her soon.

00:38:00.219 --> 00:38:03.449
And you see, he just like, full -on tackles into

00:38:03.449 --> 00:38:06.449
this guy who grabs around the neck with a stranglehold

00:38:06.449 --> 00:38:09.190
and they both just go rolling off to the side

00:38:09.190 --> 00:38:13.670
you see kind of in the darkness they're like

00:38:13.670 --> 00:38:16.110
fighting they're making some kind of commotion

00:38:16.110 --> 00:38:17.489
but like no one seems to be picking up on it

00:38:17.489 --> 00:38:19.409
quite quite yet but you got to make a move you

00:38:19.409 --> 00:38:22.909
drop down teleport right back down okay you're

00:38:22.909 --> 00:38:24.909
in front of me you drop down you hear the strong

00:38:24.909 --> 00:38:29.289
good go go go uh What's going on over there?

00:38:29.349 --> 00:38:30.909
You hear guards in the corner. Door in front

00:38:30.909 --> 00:38:34.070
of you. What do you do? I try to open it. Locked.

00:38:35.150 --> 00:38:36.550
Oh, fuck me. Oh, come on. You think it's going

00:38:36.550 --> 00:38:39.230
to lock the door? Yeah, I know. I'm mean. I know.

00:38:39.349 --> 00:38:41.969
I'm mean. Hold on. Hey, we need battle music.

00:38:42.369 --> 00:38:45.949
Wait. Hold on. Wait. Now it's this. Choke point.

00:38:46.070 --> 00:38:47.429
That sounds good for a guy getting choked up

00:38:47.429 --> 00:38:51.530
next to you. Fuck. So we don't really want them

00:38:51.530 --> 00:38:54.879
to know that we went in is the problem. Yeah,

00:38:54.879 --> 00:38:57.260
I'm trying to decide. We didn't really talk about

00:38:57.260 --> 00:39:00.820
this. No. Is Blanche in the hole still? I think

00:39:00.820 --> 00:39:03.619
so. I don't see why she would be out at this

00:39:03.619 --> 00:39:05.980
moment. Yeah. You guys are pulled out on the

00:39:05.980 --> 00:39:09.519
roof, I say. Everyone drops down. Oh, okay. Okay.

00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:17.000
Well, the funny thing is I literally did not

00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:22.280
prepare knock. You can break the door down. What

00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:24.269
do you want to do here? I don't want to. That's

00:39:24.269 --> 00:39:26.030
the thing. We don't want them to know we're in

00:39:26.030 --> 00:39:29.269
there. Right. But the only thing that I could

00:39:29.269 --> 00:39:31.269
potentially do to get this door down is something

00:39:31.269 --> 00:39:34.190
like if you would allow me to use the dash action

00:39:34.190 --> 00:39:38.289
to try and break it down. You can make an attack

00:39:38.289 --> 00:39:40.869
on it. We can make an attack on it. You can do

00:39:40.869 --> 00:39:42.309
either a strength check or an attack to kind

00:39:42.309 --> 00:39:43.889
of like... Could I take the end of my war pick

00:39:43.889 --> 00:39:46.710
and try to pick the lock? You could try to break

00:39:46.710 --> 00:39:50.289
the lock. Is it magical? Is it a magical lock?

00:39:51.030 --> 00:39:53.840
Or is it just the mechanical... Do you have a

00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:57.719
means of telling? I don't think I do. I don't

00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:01.719
have detect magic. You drop down. Time is ticking

00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:03.420
away now. We're going to start counting it out.

00:40:03.500 --> 00:40:05.199
You drop down. Do you want to take some time,

00:40:05.260 --> 00:40:07.539
a second to read the door, see if you can give

00:40:07.539 --> 00:40:09.099
me an arcana check or an investigation check

00:40:09.099 --> 00:40:13.719
to get information? Is there a crack that Turbo

00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:17.679
could fit through? No. This is a highly secure

00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:20.500
location. Yeah, I'll take the time for an arcana

00:40:20.500 --> 00:40:29.530
check then. 25. 25. 25 is fun. You're looking

00:40:29.530 --> 00:40:33.909
at this door. The lock seems to be mundane. Was

00:40:33.909 --> 00:40:36.130
this Arcana or Investigation? Arcana. Arcana,

00:40:36.130 --> 00:40:38.710
perfect. The lock seems to be mundane. You just

00:40:38.710 --> 00:40:42.289
need to, like, break it or unlock it. But as

00:40:42.289 --> 00:40:43.570
you're taking a look at that, you realize something

00:40:43.570 --> 00:40:46.409
strange. The lock is mundane, but the door itself

00:40:46.409 --> 00:40:48.630
seems to have magical inscription weaving into,

00:40:48.750 --> 00:40:53.130
like, the fibers of its wood. Fuck. You're not

00:40:53.130 --> 00:40:56.349
sure what that means, but there is some magic

00:40:56.349 --> 00:40:59.349
to this door. See, like, even Counterspell I

00:40:59.349 --> 00:41:02.909
don't think would work here, though. Yeah, Dresden

00:41:02.909 --> 00:41:07.610
has nothing but just Brute Force. So anything

00:41:07.610 --> 00:41:11.090
apart from that is unblanched. I don't know that

00:41:11.090 --> 00:41:13.230
I have anything but Brute Force in this instance

00:41:13.230 --> 00:41:17.110
either. Hold on. Looking, looking, panicking,

00:41:17.269 --> 00:41:22.710
looking. This is a tough spot you're in. What

00:41:22.710 --> 00:41:26.050
are you doing? Come on! Simone's just wrestling

00:41:26.050 --> 00:41:27.969
this guy. And the guards aren't even here. The

00:41:27.969 --> 00:41:29.449
guards did not want to fuck with Kedra Kamal.

00:41:29.570 --> 00:41:32.590
He came on his own. He ditched his whole retinue

00:41:32.590 --> 00:41:35.650
to do this. Yeah, if Blanche doesn't have anything,

00:41:35.750 --> 00:41:38.070
then Dresden's going to just try and attack the

00:41:38.070 --> 00:41:40.869
lock with his pick. Go for it. Yeah, Blanche

00:41:40.869 --> 00:41:42.869
is sitting there. She's got her fingers on her

00:41:42.869 --> 00:41:44.829
temples, and she's looking at the door. She's

00:41:44.829 --> 00:41:47.889
like, no time. Break the lock, Dresden. I'll

00:41:47.889 --> 00:41:52.989
think of something. It's a 17. 17 will hit. Okay.

00:41:56.510 --> 00:42:00.829
For nine. Nine points of damage is enough. The

00:42:00.829 --> 00:42:04.150
lock caves in. You see, like, I think where you

00:42:04.150 --> 00:42:06.070
said the lock is on the door, you just break

00:42:06.070 --> 00:42:07.829
right through it. And, like, the entire, like,

00:42:07.829 --> 00:42:11.070
sort of carved out portion of wood locks in is

00:42:11.070 --> 00:42:14.110
just vacant as the lock goes back into the school.

00:42:14.550 --> 00:42:18.389
For a brief second, everything is quiet and paused.

00:42:19.130 --> 00:42:21.659
Dresden looks down at the broken lock. Looks

00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:24.420
over to Blanche. Time's up. Do you know what

00:42:24.420 --> 00:42:27.699
that says? Fuck. At this point, you don't need

00:42:27.699 --> 00:42:30.980
to know. Because you're about to find out. Because

00:42:30.980 --> 00:42:34.139
a very familiar to Dresden thing happens. Fuck.

00:42:34.139 --> 00:42:37.800
As the door begins to rattle. Oh, come on. Oh,

00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:40.000
come on. It comes to life to attack you. This

00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:41.920
is the guy that made the Shrine of Storms defenses.

00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:45.980
Come on. We're fighting the doors again. Oh,

00:42:45.980 --> 00:42:49.079
my God. Classic door fight, Oni. Come on. Let's

00:42:49.079 --> 00:42:54.079
do it. Let's do it. Oh, no. Guards charging around.

00:42:54.340 --> 00:42:57.980
I almost prepped dimension door. Dimension door

00:42:57.980 --> 00:42:59.940
would have been able to go inside, open the door.

00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:01.460
This door is about to send you to a dimension

00:43:01.460 --> 00:43:05.280
of pain, baby. God. Let me get the mouse up.

00:43:05.340 --> 00:43:07.820
Let me get Simbon over here with his guy he's

00:43:07.820 --> 00:43:11.539
choking out on the ground. either they're stumbled

00:43:11.539 --> 00:43:14.519
over here you see they're like about uh 15 paces

00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:17.320
south of the door they're just kind of uh rolling

00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:19.579
around the ground simone's got just got him come

00:43:19.579 --> 00:43:24.239
on come on uh what's that you guys on the map

00:43:24.239 --> 00:43:28.599
this is so bad i feel like we did so much work

00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:31.239
to actually get in and then we were like in front

00:43:31.239 --> 00:43:33.340
of the door like oh wait a minute there's a door

00:43:33.340 --> 00:43:37.239
here it's locked who do you think i am All right,

00:43:37.260 --> 00:43:38.400
you guys can place yourselves where you want.

00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:41.179
I'll move your tokens closer. Where are we? I

00:43:41.179 --> 00:43:42.579
think we're right in front of the door, right?

00:43:42.780 --> 00:43:46.599
Yeah. We just drop down. This map is so gigantic,

00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:50.719
it's really hard to move across it. Yeah. I know,

00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:54.039
it's big. There you go. Put you guys on. Yeah,

00:43:54.139 --> 00:43:56.440
that's exactly where we're at. Let's roll for

00:43:56.440 --> 00:44:01.480
initiative. Oh, God. Oh, God. Fuck. John's...

00:44:01.480 --> 00:44:12.389
Ten for Blanche. 15 for Akio, though. Eight for

00:44:12.389 --> 00:44:17.690
Dresden. 17 for Jean Franklin. Hell yeah. Okay.

00:44:18.070 --> 00:44:20.449
Oh, wait a minute. I always forget Akio has advantage

00:44:20.449 --> 00:44:25.429
on... Oh, that's better. 19 for Akio. Guards

00:44:25.429 --> 00:44:29.449
are on their move. In one round, they're probably

00:44:29.449 --> 00:44:32.500
going to be on top of you. Oh, great. Yeah. Oh,

00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:35.719
my God. You have one round to clear this obstacle

00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:39.639
and get inside. Thankfully, my door was a little

00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:41.539
slow to activate. It rolled very bad initiative.

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:43.900
So this thing kind of shudders itself. And you

00:44:43.900 --> 00:44:46.039
see, like, the hinges fall away. So they're meant

00:44:46.039 --> 00:44:47.739
to just fall once the door kind of activates.

00:44:47.860 --> 00:44:51.179
And it sort of rises up, kind of pushing itself

00:44:51.179 --> 00:44:53.559
out of its spot and tries to go to swipe at Dresden.

00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:56.340
But you've got the initiative on it. And it's

00:44:56.340 --> 00:45:00.300
going to be Akio to start us off. Oh, what is

00:45:00.300 --> 00:45:06.369
Akio going to do? I guess Akio is going to draw

00:45:06.369 --> 00:45:16.010
Ichigenka and go for a hit on the door. 21 on

00:45:16.010 --> 00:45:19.949
the first, 14 on the second. Okay. It's going

00:45:19.949 --> 00:45:29.090
to hit on both, actually. 21 points of damage

00:45:29.090 --> 00:45:33.400
on both hits. Holy shit. That's pretty huge,

00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:36.599
okay? And that's it for Kyo. Okay, but there's

00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:38.739
two attacks. I imagine you're just piercing.

00:45:38.860 --> 00:45:40.519
He just has his weapon. He's trying to plunge

00:45:40.519 --> 00:45:42.519
it right into the door. We're not trying to break

00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:46.699
it down too bad. Splinters flying into the darkened

00:45:46.699 --> 00:45:48.880
inside of the school, and the door kind of seems

00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:52.800
to shrink down a fair bit. It's not crazy strong.

00:45:53.480 --> 00:45:56.960
You guys are heroes. That's going to be Jean.

00:45:58.320 --> 00:46:02.409
Take that, you stupid door! I can open you on

00:46:02.409 --> 00:46:07.070
my own now. Oh, my God. So this is my first time

00:46:07.070 --> 00:46:09.190
ever playing John Franklin. Oh, yeah. Bear with

00:46:09.190 --> 00:46:11.550
me. Bear with me. He's going to go in with his

00:46:11.550 --> 00:46:14.070
King Spear. Hell, yeah. Golden Spear of Kondor.

00:46:14.090 --> 00:46:17.849
He gets two attacks, correct? Yes. Cool. Cool.

00:46:19.909 --> 00:46:22.989
Oh, shit. That is only an 11 on the first hit.

00:46:23.130 --> 00:46:25.869
Does not hit. Goes to hit. The doors are up.

00:46:25.989 --> 00:46:28.119
Weaves out. Yeah. This is not what I'm used to

00:46:28.119 --> 00:46:31.900
fighting. Second one is a 27. That will certainly

00:46:31.900 --> 00:46:34.900
hit. Would it be stupid just to use a smite point

00:46:34.900 --> 00:46:37.300
on this one? You have one round to get this thing

00:46:37.300 --> 00:46:39.480
out of the way. Yeah. Okay. There'll be a notably

00:46:39.480 --> 00:46:41.639
flash of light, but at this point, shit's happening.

00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:45.019
So I have three numbers. Yeah. Smite slots equal

00:46:45.019 --> 00:46:48.559
to the level, which John is nine. So I'm going

00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:53.460
to expend three. Holy shit. Hell yeah. I want

00:46:53.460 --> 00:46:54.920
to get this thing down and in. Dude, take that

00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:59.980
door out. So that gives me, what, 3d8? That gives

00:46:59.980 --> 00:47:07.139
you, yeah. 3d8 plus the regular 1d6 plus 4. All

00:47:07.139 --> 00:47:10.239
right, so for just the regular, it's going to

00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:16.139
be an 8. 8. Cool. And then 3d8. 3d8, maybe. And

00:47:16.139 --> 00:47:17.579
you also did damage this thing when you used

00:47:17.579 --> 00:47:26.719
your pick, too. Yep. That is another 22. It was

00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:29.920
eight and two sevens. John tries to hit the door.

00:47:30.860 --> 00:47:33.840
Rises up out of the way. And he braced himself

00:47:33.840 --> 00:47:37.260
down low beneath it and hurls the spear upwards.

00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:39.280
The door kind of moves over ahead of him. As

00:47:39.280 --> 00:47:41.519
the spear tip strikes right into the center,

00:47:41.719 --> 00:47:45.800
light flashes through every fiber of the wood

00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:49.719
of the door. And you watch this thing just explode.

00:47:50.219 --> 00:47:53.619
Oh, no. Yeah. Wait, does the door have to explode?

00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.480
Yeah. Can't it just be like a dead door? Fine,

00:47:57.900 --> 00:47:59.960
it can be a dead door. You're all really good.

00:48:00.059 --> 00:48:01.739
I'll give you that. He hits it and he kind of

00:48:01.739 --> 00:48:07.300
burns it out. It looks a little crispy. In the

00:48:07.300 --> 00:48:09.739
dark you can't really see it It's like all the

00:48:09.739 --> 00:48:11.519
inscription all the magic on the door is just

00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:15.340
expunged in one clean blast of radio That's gonna

00:48:15.340 --> 00:48:17.579
work out perfect. Yeah, the flash of light guards

00:48:17.579 --> 00:48:20.360
are You see they're moving for it's dark where

00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:21.760
you are the torch I think like there was one

00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:23.199
torch but the guard was holding but it got put

00:48:23.199 --> 00:48:25.079
out when he's being pressed by Simba on speaking

00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:33.230
of Simba you kind of hear of like Go on, guys.

00:48:33.809 --> 00:48:37.670
Go find her. Holy shit. At least nobody heard

00:48:37.670 --> 00:48:42.210
him say that, I guess. Holy shit. Hell yeah.

00:48:42.250 --> 00:48:45.030
What do you do? I don't know whose turn it is,

00:48:45.110 --> 00:48:48.809
but the goal is to get inside ASAP and everyone

00:48:48.809 --> 00:48:50.789
pulls the door back up and Blanche is going to

00:48:50.789 --> 00:48:52.530
cast a spell when the door is in place. Honestly,

00:48:52.949 --> 00:48:55.309
at this point, you beat the guy. You guys are

00:48:55.309 --> 00:48:58.019
moving. You're casting a spell inside when the

00:48:58.019 --> 00:48:59.599
door's in place, so you guys all slide in. You

00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:01.800
get to hear Simbon just kind of, hey, ha, I broke

00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:04.519
your stupid door and took this nerd out. Hey,

00:49:04.539 --> 00:49:06.820
hey, yeah. And the guards are, Simbon, what are

00:49:06.820 --> 00:49:09.099
you? You hear him scream as you guys move in.

00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:11.380
Close the door behind you. What do you cast?

00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:18.119
Arcane lock. Oh. I love that. Yeah. You fear.

00:49:18.340 --> 00:49:20.300
And I think, like, a guard, did they just? And

00:49:20.300 --> 00:49:22.599
someone just goes to, like, hit the door to open

00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:27.269
it. No, it's secure. No one got in. Simba, what

00:49:27.269 --> 00:49:29.230
is the meaning of this? You hear, like, screaming

00:49:29.230 --> 00:49:35.989
outside. You hear, like... As the prince of Anissa

00:49:35.989 --> 00:49:39.869
is dragged away into the night. Oh, my God. Dude,

00:49:40.070 --> 00:49:46.510
what the fuck? And you are inside Anissa Academy.

00:49:47.010 --> 00:49:51.989
Let's reveal some map. The, um, the password

00:49:51.989 --> 00:49:56.210
on this door. It will last until the spell ends.

00:49:56.949 --> 00:50:03.030
The password is, um... Justice Undying. Ooh,

00:50:03.289 --> 00:50:08.869
super original. If that password is spoken within

00:50:08.869 --> 00:50:12.469
five feet of the door, it will suppress the arcane

00:50:12.469 --> 00:50:15.289
lock magic for one minute. Okay, Chesnan looks

00:50:15.289 --> 00:50:17.570
back. Okay, Kuder, we're about ten feet away

00:50:17.570 --> 00:50:22.780
because you just said it. Good call, actually.

00:50:23.179 --> 00:50:29.300
That's pretty smart. Let me change the music

00:50:29.300 --> 00:50:35.059
up. The darkened corridor hallway of a school

00:50:35.059 --> 00:50:38.739
that has been shut down. No windows. Everything

00:50:38.739 --> 00:50:41.260
goes quiet outside as whatever activity has been

00:50:41.260 --> 00:50:44.119
moved away and you are standing in this place

00:50:44.119 --> 00:50:49.880
in silence. A place that should be filled with

00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:53.460
the chatter and laughter of students this first

00:50:53.460 --> 00:50:56.260
hallway you're entering into uh basically just

00:50:56.260 --> 00:50:57.460
kind of widens up i'll give you the i'll give

00:50:57.460 --> 00:50:58.820
you a picture of the entire thing as you want

00:50:58.820 --> 00:51:02.300
to look around but you'll see that it kind of

00:51:02.300 --> 00:51:05.000
creeps up slightly to the north where it curves

00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:10.059
into a long corridor with three doors two doors

00:51:10.059 --> 00:51:13.500
uh ring around a another hallway expanse leading

00:51:13.500 --> 00:51:15.719
to the south now you were told this is where

00:51:15.719 --> 00:51:19.420
the classrooms are and a single door On the northern

00:51:19.420 --> 00:51:22.079
side of the hallway as well. Opposite of that

00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:25.179
corridor. So you're kind of standing at the top

00:51:25.179 --> 00:51:29.940
of the edge of a T shape with doors on each arm

00:51:29.940 --> 00:51:35.159
of the T and one on the top. Everything is deathly

00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:38.960
silent in this school. You see... Like, like,

00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:41.900
gilded ornamentation running along the walls.

00:51:41.980 --> 00:51:45.260
You see floors where the dried mud of the floor

00:51:45.260 --> 00:51:47.519
has been, like, carved in this intricate tile

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:53.260
pattern. It is beautiful in here. It is perfect.

00:51:54.820 --> 00:51:58.460
The first thing we need to do is determine if

00:51:58.460 --> 00:52:01.659
anybody's in any of these rooms. These classrooms,

00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:07.250
I assume. Akio, with your... keen hearing and

00:52:07.250 --> 00:52:10.730
smell you have advantage on perception checks

00:52:10.730 --> 00:52:17.969
that rely on hearing and smell that's damn okay

00:52:17.969 --> 00:52:22.150
yeah could you perceive at each of these doors

00:52:22.150 --> 00:52:29.130
determine if anybody's inside i shall do so go

00:52:29.130 --> 00:52:41.550
ahead and roll Thirteen. He moves to the first

00:52:41.550 --> 00:52:46.769
door in the tea. First arm of the tea. Oil and

00:52:46.769 --> 00:52:55.070
powder. Weird smells. He moves to the next door

00:52:55.070 --> 00:53:03.190
to the north. Slight. Something strange. Not...

00:53:03.769 --> 00:53:09.349
A person with something strange, pungent, magic,

00:53:09.710 --> 00:53:19.190
and metal. Magic and metal. Perhaps one of those

00:53:19.190 --> 00:53:24.070
animated robot god -bot things that we fought

00:53:24.070 --> 00:53:27.630
before. You two think back to San Satyan. To

00:53:27.630 --> 00:53:31.550
the armored guard of Itzman Del Prado. Dressed

00:53:31.550 --> 00:53:34.429
in you and Jean, standing beside Ramin, nearly

00:53:34.429 --> 00:53:37.329
overwhelmed by them. You remember an army of

00:53:37.329 --> 00:53:39.030
them coming to strike at you. You remember certain

00:53:39.030 --> 00:53:44.110
death. Could this be what Kejo's working on?

00:53:44.170 --> 00:53:47.869
Is he creating more? He was there. He was on

00:53:47.869 --> 00:53:49.369
Settlestone. He was speaking with Itzmin Del

00:53:49.369 --> 00:53:53.269
Prado. And you know Atash made way with Itzmin's

00:53:53.269 --> 00:53:58.210
research. Maybe. Maybe there's a way to find

00:53:58.210 --> 00:54:04.130
out. What about the last door? Goes a sniff.

00:54:04.309 --> 00:54:06.510
Also, can we see down that hall now that Akio

00:54:06.510 --> 00:54:08.269
has passed it? Oh, yeah, I'll give you that.

00:54:08.429 --> 00:54:11.670
I'll give you that hallway. Cool. You look down,

00:54:11.690 --> 00:54:16.710
and the tea drops down a very long ways, about

00:54:16.710 --> 00:54:21.730
70 feet. He appears down there. He goes to the

00:54:21.730 --> 00:54:25.610
other door on the other side of the tea. Shakes

00:54:25.610 --> 00:54:28.789
his head. Doesn't smell anything. And he stops.

00:54:29.929 --> 00:54:34.670
I don't hear anything, Master Blanche. Just smell.

00:54:35.630 --> 00:54:40.150
What do you smell, Akio? Nothing here, but...

00:54:40.150 --> 00:54:44.269
And the guy just looks at the other door. Something

00:54:44.269 --> 00:54:49.369
strange. So the first one was like oil, powder,

00:54:49.789 --> 00:54:52.150
strange smells he couldn't really fully put his

00:54:52.150 --> 00:54:54.349
finger on, and the other door was metal and magic.

00:54:55.530 --> 00:54:58.230
Well, I think the metal and magic door seems...

00:54:58.730 --> 00:55:02.190
A little too dangerous. The oil door could be

00:55:02.190 --> 00:55:08.650
just a chemistry classroom. And the third where

00:55:08.650 --> 00:55:13.489
he smelt nothing is both reassuring and concerning.

00:55:14.929 --> 00:55:18.650
Well, soldier boy, which door shall we breach

00:55:18.650 --> 00:55:23.949
first? It can't be nothing. Let's go to the far.

00:55:24.809 --> 00:55:29.519
The last door where he smelt nothing? Yes. Okay.

00:55:30.179 --> 00:55:33.460
Who opens the door? Either Blanche or Dresden.

00:55:33.460 --> 00:55:36.039
I think Dresden will go. Okay. Blanche will be

00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:39.980
in the space behind him. This interior door is

00:55:39.980 --> 00:55:45.179
not locked. You push it open. You're looking

00:55:45.179 --> 00:55:48.219
into a classroom. You see a nice, fine, like,

00:55:48.219 --> 00:55:51.119
blue and gold -weaving carpet covers the floor.

00:55:52.139 --> 00:55:54.619
You see there's, like, standing desks along the

00:55:54.619 --> 00:55:58.670
edges of the room. You see charts along the walls

00:55:58.670 --> 00:56:00.309
that Blanche, as you're kind of like looking

00:56:00.309 --> 00:56:02.530
at them, you realize, you see like lifts that

00:56:02.530 --> 00:56:06.449
would be used in enchantment spells and workings.

00:56:07.030 --> 00:56:09.150
Looks to be some kind of standing classroom that's

00:56:09.150 --> 00:56:13.530
focused on the enchantment school of magic. Okay.

00:56:13.590 --> 00:56:16.550
If you were to guess at a glance, called motivational

00:56:16.550 --> 00:56:22.969
posters. You can dominate. Blanche wants to put

00:56:22.969 --> 00:56:28.599
on her. Eyes of minute seeing and just quickly

00:56:28.599 --> 00:56:33.679
investigate the room. See if there are any hidden

00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:39.079
passageways or something that might be overlooked

00:56:39.079 --> 00:56:43.159
at a glance. Yeah, go ahead. I'll just tell you

00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:46.719
in this case, you take your time. You see nothing.

00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:51.699
Okay. Maybe in the first room where Kia smelt

00:56:51.699 --> 00:56:54.780
the oil. Maybe there's something in there that

00:56:54.780 --> 00:57:00.619
can help us disarm whatever lies beyond the metal

00:57:00.619 --> 00:57:05.420
and magic door. And as Blanche looks at that

00:57:05.420 --> 00:57:08.440
door, is it like you said before, where there's

00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:12.840
no way that Turbo could squeeze under or around

00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:16.039
the door or through a... I'm going to say no.

00:57:16.119 --> 00:57:17.820
I'm going to say they're built to try to avoid,

00:57:18.059 --> 00:57:20.699
you know... pests and critters moving through.

00:57:20.780 --> 00:57:23.320
It's a very, very carefully constructed academy.

00:57:23.659 --> 00:57:26.400
Even though they're under lock and key on the

00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:29.800
guise of an infestation. Well, there's none here,

00:57:29.860 --> 00:57:31.760
right? There's none here, yeah. That's not really

00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:35.500
good. Mostly I don't want to say to the president

00:57:35.500 --> 00:57:37.139
that you can just turbo into every single room.

00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:41.219
Sure, fair. It's like, no. You open that door?

00:57:42.340 --> 00:57:45.239
I'll cover you, Dresden. Yeah. You open into

00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:48.530
a room filled with... what looks to be like tools

00:57:48.530 --> 00:57:51.949
and supplies for the workings of artificery uh

00:57:51.949 --> 00:57:55.030
like a lot of metal working tools and objects

00:57:55.030 --> 00:57:57.070
there's like there's like these little uh sort

00:57:57.070 --> 00:57:59.349
of heat metal platforms one might use to like

00:57:59.349 --> 00:58:02.650
try to you know pulled out of this room potentially

00:58:02.650 --> 00:58:05.289
to smith objects in some sort it makes metal

00:58:05.289 --> 00:58:10.440
way more manageable you see just like bags of

00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:13.159
various powders hanging. Actually, there's probably

00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.619
one bag hanging that has some diamond dust that's

00:58:15.619 --> 00:58:17.880
used in a lot of artificery and magical item

00:58:17.880 --> 00:58:20.440
creation. If you want to take it, you can claim

00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:23.860
300 golds worth of diamond dust. Ooh, yeah, baby.

00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:29.320
Let's take that. You're taking your time and

00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:33.219
looking through? Yes. You also would see, kind

00:58:33.219 --> 00:58:35.460
of in the back, sort of off to one side, almost

00:58:35.460 --> 00:58:38.619
like... I think it's almost like a part of the

00:58:38.619 --> 00:58:40.420
wall that juts out just a little bit, and you

00:58:40.420 --> 00:58:42.260
realize this part of the wall is actually some

00:58:42.260 --> 00:58:47.099
kind of, like, case or stand. And it seems to

00:58:47.099 --> 00:58:50.219
be almost like a lockbox inbuilt, just like the

00:58:50.219 --> 00:58:53.119
dried, hardened mud, like everything, just this

00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:57.000
gilded design around the top. You see there is

00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:01.219
a slot for a keyhole. Blanche will try it anyways,

00:59:01.320 --> 00:59:04.880
even though there's a keyhole. Locked. Can Dresden

00:59:04.880 --> 00:59:09.079
roll an investigation? I will say you took your

00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:10.300
time to look through the room. No key in this

00:59:10.300 --> 00:59:13.300
room. You could try forcing it open if you want

00:59:13.300 --> 00:59:17.760
to do something like that. Nah. I really wish

00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:20.940
we had detect magic as a cantrip in this party.

00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:25.420
You should have picked that. I don't know that

00:59:25.420 --> 00:59:28.199
it was on my spell list. David put it on his

00:59:28.199 --> 00:59:33.639
spell list. I think, Dresden, it might be smarter

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for us to... continue down the hall before we...

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Well, that was going to be my next thing. Like,

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do we really need to go into every single room?

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Probably not every single room. If one is, like,

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sitting quite dangerous, like, right at the edge.

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Right. I don't think it's... I mean, I think

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we can use Akio's advantage at perception at

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pretty much every door. Sure. And if we think

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it's a dangerous room, maybe we don't go in right

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away. Yep. So we start to walk down. Make it

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real hard to give me an ending sting on this.

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What if we just checked out everything that wasn't

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exciting first? I'll think of something. Think

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of the fly, David. Okay. Well, Akio goes up to

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this door and does his advantage perception.

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Eighteen. He looks to you. Stiffens. It's faint.

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But magic. In metal. It's same. Perhaps dormant.

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Why are we trusting the dog anyway? Perhaps just

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pots. Because the dog has advantage, Sean. What

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do you think, soldier boy? Fuck. Is it worth

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the risk? It might give David a pretty cool ending.

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We have to check it. You looking in? Dresden's

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looking in. You're looking into an artificery

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workshop. You see desks along the end with various

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tools of metalwork and sort of inscribing all

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set out. Hmm. You see he stiffens his fur, bristles.

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Master Blanche! Master Blanche! Look at it! He

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moves closer. You see tools are all around it

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as if it's been, like, worked on. Someone was

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messing with it. You see it's been cut, severed,

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metal, broken. You see tools here that must have

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severed it. Someone took this arm, this metal

01:02:16.409 --> 01:02:20.039
armored arm. Broke it in this room and we're

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tinkering with it for some strange reason. But

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Blanche, that's not what phases you as you come

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closer. As you really take a look at this thing.

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No. What bothers you is that you know this arm.

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You know this armor. Because it's Ozen's armor.

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Oh no. And we'll call it there.
