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Welcome to the Arcane Amphitheater, a Dungeons

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& Dragons actual play centered around a cast

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of morally ambiguous re -deviants. Join us as

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our cast attempts to atone for the sins of their

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past in this roleplay -heavy, character -driven

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story. He's a really good friend. Are you all

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really good friends? Our troupe is sure to bring

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you laughter. I am in the position of magic -enhancing

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drugs. Tears. The pain that I've endured. It

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can't be for nothing, right? Hope. I did the

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unthinkable, and you better believe I will do

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the impossible. But most importantly, characters

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worth rooting for. I summon a visage of a person

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that I wish I could have become, but never could.

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Don't miss out when the curtain rises at Arcane

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Amphitheater, available anywhere you get your

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podcasts, with new episodes dropping every Wednesday.

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We hope to see you there. Gang ho. Storage Hall

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Rune is... not here. Huh. I wonder why not. Well,

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I suppose if we aren't going to hear from our

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old buddy Rune, then we should probably check

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up on him. And so we open on the opulent hallways

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of the fourth floor of the House of Convalescence.

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We see white tile, white walls, splashes of gold

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and trim and decor, wildflowers from various

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worlds, decorate hanging vases. All in all, we

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take in a sight far closer to a palace than a

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hospital. And we see Rune Rusong in a mint green

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suit. It's awful. Surrounded by diva guards.

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They move in unison around him, their marching

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steps echoing down the hall. They reach a door,

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magically reinforced wood with a gold nameplate

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bearing the gnome's own name. We see Rune stealth

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steps forward, placing his hand upon an arcane

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symbol on the wall at Rune height. He speaks

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a command, an audible click sounds from the doorknob.

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He turns and looks up to the foremost of his

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guard. After you. Just try to be quick about

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it. I've got another recording in two hours,

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and I need to do some digging into my files before

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then. All right? With a silent nod, the angel

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opens the door and moves inside, and we see Rune

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watching and waiting, his usual sly smirk plastered

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passively on his face. Up until he hears the

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angel shout in alarm. And Rune's smile drops

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as his eyes go wide as a few small figures come

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bounding out of the open doorway, screeching.

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He stares slack -jawed at the strange cat -rat

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creatures with bony frames and razor teeth, all

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fucked up looking. One of them spins its head

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around and lets out a yelp of laughter towards

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Rune. As the group scrambles away, we see the

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D .Va guard burst out of the doorway behind them

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and leads half of its security team in. And at

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this, Rune finally snaps into focus. He calls

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for the guards as they fly down the hall. Catch

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the pests! Quick! Those are Gromishkas! Don't

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let them hear anything magical! They are allergic

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to magic! It might explode if... If... He trails

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off and slowly turns his eyes towards the open

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door. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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And Rune charges through the door, leaping out

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of the protection of his very, very alarmed remaining

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guards. He dives into his office, eyes wild,

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taking in an absolute disaster. What had been

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an office to match or even surpass the sheer

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opulence of the hall outside has now been turned

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into a torn ruin. Papers are scattered all around,

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many chewed into wet pulp. His fine shag carpets

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have been ripped into piles of stuffing. His

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desk of fine mahogany reveals more scratched

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surface than smooth. A portrait of Rune himself

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lies just beside it, a yellowish liquid staining

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the canvas and floor around. Rune takes this

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all in, but seems to barely notice. He turns

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instead to the far left wall, to an alcove cut

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into it. An alcove that shouldn't be visible.

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The etchings of illusory magic marking the wall

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are laid bare, revealing marks of damage, recent

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damage. The contents of the alcove, a variable

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library of blackmail and secrets, some of which

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belong to Rune himself, have been viciously destroyed.

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A number of recording contents spilled into the

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floor, and we see Rune slowly reach down for

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one of the diamonds. He lifts to his eyes, wills

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it to reveal its secrets, and sees no images.

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Erased. All of it. He looks at the shelves and

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the wet pulp that remains of the folders and

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files. All of it. And he just stares at the wreckage.

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Stares and stares and slowly his eyes move upwards

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to a tiny vent near the ceiling, the cover hanging

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open. And Runru Song screams his rage. We follow

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that scream through the vent shaft and through

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a network of shafts. It echoes all around and

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finally it breaks free of this imprisonment outside.

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And here it echoes around a singular gromishka

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hanging on the wall outside of an external vent.

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One ordered to return the way it came in. A gromishka

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carrying a single diamond yet in its mouth. The

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rat -cat creature scrambles up the exterior wall

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of the House of Convalescence and into the presence

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of a waiting figure on the roof. A halfling,

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cloaked in black with a dark braid hanging down

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her back. A blade of violet light swirls around

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Luminary Shrike's fingers. The scream reaches

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her ears very, very faintly, and she smiles.

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And we follow the phantom with that scream even

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further away, down the walls of the hospital

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and into the surrounding streets, into an alley

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on the street. Here we see a copper -skinned

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tiefling wearing a trench coat and full -brimmed

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hat. Plumer needs steadfast bright orange mustache,

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parts, and a grin as he stares up at the layers

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of the house of convalescence and places his

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hand on an opened crate covered in anti -magic

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runes. From there, we fade to a new scene. A

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scene of the interior of a giant jet black gemstone.

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The Obsidian Conquer Jewel. We see an excited

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crowd bunch up all through this gemstone as it

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makes its descent into a new world. And we see

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a gap in this crowd. Around the figures of Blanche

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Trudeau, Jules LaRoche, and Akio the Akita. Two

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luminaries and a sidekick. For now, at least.

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It is... Interesting that you've not had your

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passports and privileges removed yet. You had

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expected what happened earlier this week, at

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least. Perhaps something has happened that has

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distracted the powers that be? And perhaps, Blanche,

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the message you now hold in your hand could explain

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that. You remember distinctly moving through

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the crowds and the passage of respite and having

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something pressed into your hand. You looked

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around. You could not see the figure that gave

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it to you. But as you found a subtle place to

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look at the scroll as you unfurled it, you see

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a very simple note. Keep your eyes on the network.

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Justice undying. The Shrike. Oh. There will be

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more fallout from what we saw at the start of

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this episode, but the first boon is that travel

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is going to be easy for now. Whatever this might

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mean, this message you receive might mean, however

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it may relate to your continued ability to move

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between the worlds, who can say? What matters

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most now is that this situation allows you a

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chance to travel between the worlds right now,

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today, for a mission of vital, vital import.

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But before we get to all that, let's level up.

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You want to level up? You want to level up? Mail

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time. What? You received a level in the mail.

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No. Trumpets, maybe. You do trumpets. Oh, hell

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yeah. You got that letter for strike. That's

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mail. Yeah. um let's talk level eight because

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there's a lot going on you guys just amped up

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in more ways than one because uh yeah i just

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finally have money yeah you guys have money uh

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i did not i will say pants you don't let them

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have all their money yet they've uh i will say

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they're see that money it's been a little bit

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of time they probably see the money about two

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weeks following genito and it's been maybe two

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weeks since then and so i allowed them each The

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possibility of up to two magic items per player

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to be received by psychic player, whatever, at

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this point. The rest can happen over time. Magic

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items, you know, they're hard to get a hold of.

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They take time to gather them. So you don't get

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them all at once because I'm mean. And I gave

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you 50 ,000 gold. For the first time ever. Get

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on the ground and worship me. Worship my feet.

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I was talking with David about this today. And

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I was like, wait a minute. You've nerfed me as

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a wizard so hard because I've never been able

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to afford spells. Look. So now I can finally

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buy spells. You can't complain anymore. You're

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rich. Not for long. No, I spent most of it already.

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So let's talk level ups. Let's talk magic items.

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And before we get to anything, let me do a Keo

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because he's definitely the most boring one here.

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They powered up. A Keo. And also, those are the

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characters. I know. Other sidekicks. We'll get

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to them. We'll get to them. We'll get to them.

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But right now, these three are the ones that

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matter. Huh. Something's happening. It's weird.

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I bought Jean a little something something. Oh,

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yeah. He threw it away. That would be hard. It

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was gaudy. You are a lot kinder than I would

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be to Jean -Francois. Ola Keogh. I'm just kidding.

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I love Jean. Really only actually got an ASI

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this level up. And I actually gave the choice

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to Steven because he was sitting right next to

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me and I was doing this sheet like an hour ago.

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keo the akita has a bonus to his con bringing

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from 12 to 14 so he's beefed up a little bit

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he's been uh taking some heavy hits and maybe

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it's time to survive a little better poor doggo's

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gone down a lot yeah plus with his hp from leveling

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up he is now at 68 hp nice oh yeah yeah uh uh

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tougher beefy little boofer beefy little boofer

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pretty tough for a nine going on 10 years old

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akita that's uh it's old boy teddy's 10 Whoa.

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A little Aussie. Teddy's got a, what's his con?

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Low. I'm going to guess a nine. Oh, no. Oof.

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Negative on those. Yeah, he's got a minus one.

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When he levels up, it's like, oof. Hell yeah.

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Hell no. I don't know. That was Akio. Let's talk.

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Who wants to go first? Who wants to go first?

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Steven. I don't mind going first. Go first. Tell

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me about Blanche. Do you want to level up? Do

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you want to roll HP first and tell me about Blanche?

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Oh, no. Let me tell you about what I did first.

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I got a couple spells from the level up. So I

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got a couple new spells. And then since I actually

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had money and time, I got a boatload more spells.

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Nice. My spell is actually looking like a spell

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book rather than a spell pamphlet. Are you going

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to tell us all these spells? Are you going to

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hide them? Oh, God, no. I'll give you a couple.

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Let me see. A couple. I'm actually really excited

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about a level one spell that I took. Yeah? I

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took Chromatic Orb. Okay. I mean, it can be upcast.

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I just think Chromatic Orb is great. Get that

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elemental coverage, bro. Yeah. I did a couple

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other elemental things. I'll kind of leave it

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at that. Let's see. I'll give you one more because

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I wanted to get some bonus action stuff going.

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So I got Minute Meteors. Whoa. Okay. That's a

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fun one. So I can pop that and then I've got

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bonus actions for a little while because I feel

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like a big weakness of Blanche's was that she

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had her blade song. That was a bonus action,

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and that was pretty much it. Sounds like a wizard

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to me. So I wanted to start to expand that action

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economy and get some more bonus actions in there.

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So I got a couple things with that in mind. That's

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a smart choice right there. Then I maxed out

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intelligence. So I did the ASI up to 20 intelligence,

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which is great. So that's a... Higher to hit.

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My spell saves are a little higher. And yeah,

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that's cool stuff. Higher history checks. That's

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an exciting part of the game. Yeah, for real.

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A plus five to history. Holy shit. Yeah, right?

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Do you want to talk about magic items? Let's

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talk about magic items. What did you get? I'm

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really excited about both of these. This is like

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the biggest, most substantial power -up you've

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probably ever gotten. I mean, Ichigenko was pretty

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decent. Ichigenko was fantastic, yeah. Now I

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have a plus two of a different kind. Oh? I got

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the plus two one of the War Mage. Hell yeah.

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So now with that... And max intelligence, that's...

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And max intelligence, we're talking plus 10 to

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hit on those spells. Those minute meteors are

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going to look like our meteors, if you know what

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I'm saying. Ha ha, ha ha. Because it couldn't

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hit so hard. And then you want to talk about

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bonus actions and action economy. I spent a pretty

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penny on Boots of Speed. Okay. So Blanche is

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going to be one fast little tortle. Okay. Buzzing

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around the battlefield. Hell yeah. I mean, battlefield

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control. That's Blanche's bread and butter. I

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mean, getting anywhere, being everywhere, solid.

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Yeah, so now it'll be a lot easier. Bonus action,

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click the heels, and boom, speed is doubled.

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Hard thing is, which one did you use first? You

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go into a fight, do you boot to speed? Do you

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blade song? What do you do? Yeah, it's got to

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be blade song first. Blade song is kind of what

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Blanche is built upon. And then after that, it's

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like, okay, do I need mobility? Boot to speed.

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Do I need more damage? minute meteors never gonna

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hit you again no never gonna hit you again no

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i don't think sucks this sucks so now hopefully

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i can just get a couple hit points because blanche

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i'm pretty sure we mess this up every time i'm

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pretty sure blanche is sitting at 50 hp from

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level seven okay so uh i hope you're right i'm

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i also hope i'm right we should get that in the

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wiki get that in the wiki um you want to roll

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that hp yeah i'll roll my uh Oh, D6, yeah. My

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D6 is a wizard. Damn. Foie. Hey, pretty good.

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What are you looking at me for? You're not doing

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the thing anymore? You think a 9th level, 8th

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level, whatever the fuck you are, needs a double

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advantage on HP? You're not doing the thing anymore?

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Your training wheels are off. Oh my god. Time

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for the big kids to ride their bike on their

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own. No more handouts from the David. You got

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your 50 ,000 gold. Lame. You got your little

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time skip to get your spells. No more hand holding.

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Now I'm going to get mean. Hand punching. That's

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what I do. Jeremy, let's level you up. Yeah.

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You want to start with HP? Just when we thought

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David couldn't get any harsher. Well, where my

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HP is at currently is tied to my magical item.

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Yes, yes, we're going to get to that first. I've

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only got one magical item so far that I've decided

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on, and that is the Amulet of Health, because

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I'm already attuned. to the Amulet of Minor Health.

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So all it is is just a little swap. And guess

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what? A little swap. That brings my con up to

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19. Jesus. Which brings Jules' HP up. Wait for

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it. Wait for it. Two. 70 fucking two. Yeah. That's

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so crazy. Jules is now the frontliner. He's actually,

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we're getting into end game and he's actually

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a contender now. Does Jules just put this thing

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on and just like, boom, full abs? He's yoked.

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Yeah, he's got the full abs and then maybe his

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thighs grow like. Oh, man. They triple in size.

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The bigger the dance is now. There's just lots

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of veins on his neck. Boom. Yep. Yep. He's full

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on Jim, bro. All right. So, yeah, 72. Do we want

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to roll? Let's roll. Well, you can roll. You

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get one fucking roll. I'm rolling for Jeremy

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still. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No

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one gets help. You know, I was nice to you for

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the last time with that 50 ,000 goal. That's

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it. It's over. Yeah. The first man last time.

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Making up for lost ground. Yeah. You got the

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pants people on your side. You don't need me.

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Six. Six. Damn it. You guys are rolling good.

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78. 78. That's crazy. Suck it. So, David, how

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do I do this without fucking everything up? Go

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to override? Yes, over HP and just, it'll say

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72, go to 78. Because we had to do some weird

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stuff because I couldn't figure out what was

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happening to the sheet. 78, baby. 78, that is

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nuts. And then I do get an extra spell. Oh, yes.

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Ooh, and another fourth level spell slot. And

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you had your ASI feat level. What'd you go for?

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Oh, fuck yeah. So I had the ASI. I put both into

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charisma, so my charisma is now maxed out. Our

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casters are max casted. So my save DC is 16.

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And yes, I do get an extra spell and I got an

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added fourth level spell slot. I haven't decided

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on a spell yet. I'm leaning toward Dimension

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Door because I think that's just cool as hell

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for 50 % of us to have Dimension Door on top

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of Misty Step. It tells a story too because you

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saw Chester use that magic. Right, exactly. So

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Chester. It's very fitting. I'm not set on it

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yet. I'm going to take the week to look around

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and figure it out. But that's a front runner.

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Okay. I love it. I actually feel powerful now.

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It's great. It's wonderful. Yeah. Wait until

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David gets to bring out his enemies. I know.

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One shot. One shot. 80 damage. There you go.

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Yeah. Now, I think we can agree that a lot has

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happened in these last few weeks in the Concord

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worlds. You've watched as Atash's control has

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become unstoppable. You have trained in secret,

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learned new spells, gathered powerful items,

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carefully preparing yourselves for what comes

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next. A lot has happened, but for Blanche Trudeau,

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I think what has not happened is a matter of

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great concern as well. You see, since your rumble

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with the snake eaters in Danatu, Blanche has

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been receiving regular letters from M 'rath.

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detailing his adventures and his hunt for other

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snake eater poachers it was one of these very

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letters that tipped you off to the ogre clan

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of hell's killing and their hunting ritual and

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more known as say it with me mountain mania mountain

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mania mountain mania all right let's move on

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we did it steven yeah yeah post No. Don't you

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dare. The most recent letter you received informed

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you of a breakthrough in Emon Rath's investigation

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into the leader of the Snake Eater Posters, though.

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He and Bink found another one of the group's

00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:51.299
leaders on the subterranean world of Rotham,

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a prolific dark elf hunter named Rhea Chelray.

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I forgot I wrote that. That's so stupid. Oh,

00:20:56.180 --> 00:20:59.160
my God. That's so stupid. Never mind. Let's move

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on. Before Rhea Chelray died, she left Emon Rath

00:21:02.700 --> 00:21:07.180
and Bink with a few parting words. The obsidian

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world, the world of fire, Teletopec, the head

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of the snake eaters, is one of that world's gods.

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Go there and die. Become my final offering to

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the ultimate predator. He said he was going there

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to investigate, to see his quest finished, him

00:21:29.839 --> 00:21:35.700
and Bing together. That was weeks ago. Now, he

00:21:35.700 --> 00:21:37.819
usually sends a letter every two weeks, and he's

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about two weeks late for his last one. And so,

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you find yourself in this situation. You have

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perhaps one last chance to leave the world without

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some trouble, right? I mean, perhaps there's

00:21:53.500 --> 00:21:56.720
ways to slow yourselves off following this removal

00:21:56.720 --> 00:21:58.720
of your passports, but it's going to be hard.

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Your movements are going to be so difficult,

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and you'll have to move in such secret. But right

00:22:03.460 --> 00:22:07.940
now, For whatever reason, you are free. And your

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friend, Emon Rath, a fellow disciple of Ozen,

00:22:13.140 --> 00:22:16.700
someone who's saved you jewels on multiple occasions,

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come to your help when you needed it, may be

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in a dire situation himself. The others of your

00:22:24.220 --> 00:22:27.839
group, Gabriella, Sean, Arhalon, and Dresden,

00:22:28.019 --> 00:22:31.819
all stayed behind to take care of things to Coyote.

00:22:32.359 --> 00:22:34.680
wanting to make sure security is as beefed up

00:22:34.680 --> 00:22:38.880
as possible. But old Akio was very, very interested

00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:41.460
in meeting another one of Ozen's disciples and

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gave you the old puppy dog eyes, big, beautiful

00:22:43.299 --> 00:22:45.160
eyes, until you said, all right, come with me.

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And that's where we find ourselves now. Before

00:22:51.799 --> 00:22:56.319
this jewel lands, do you want to make any checks

00:22:56.319 --> 00:22:58.220
about this world? Do you want to make any history

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checks? Want to answer any questions? this would

00:23:01.420 --> 00:23:04.420
be the time as your investigation into Emon Roth's

00:23:04.420 --> 00:23:09.839
movements into this apparently villainous god

00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.900
of this world. I'll be down for a history check.

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Yeah, now that I got a beefed up history bonus.

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Alright, okay. Roll some beef on history. Oh

00:23:20.619 --> 00:23:23.279
no. If there's anything to roll a natural one

00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:28.000
on. I'm glad it's just a check. Probably a water

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world. All oceans and stuff. Is that Kevin Costner

00:23:32.019 --> 00:23:35.220
over there? Come on, you got it. Somebody's got

00:23:35.220 --> 00:23:38.000
to get that. I heard Jules in a bathing suit

00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:42.480
with a rubber blown up duck. Water wings, like.

00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:45.819
Blanche did a little bit better. She got an 11.

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11. You know the basics. Actually, you know what?

00:23:52.450 --> 00:23:54.150
I'll give you a little more than the basics because

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of one interesting detail that you would have

00:23:55.789 --> 00:23:57.509
come across in your reading. And I'm going to

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give you on that level and give you that. You

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know it's called the World of Fire because it

00:24:02.029 --> 00:24:05.029
is a world dominated by volcanoes and volcanic

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activity. A world where the constant eruptions

00:24:10.089 --> 00:24:13.890
and ash fall and lava flow is kind of destroying

00:24:13.890 --> 00:24:16.730
and recreating life, creating sort of a verdant,

00:24:16.730 --> 00:24:23.119
you know, climate. amidst all the flame and smoke.

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And I'll give you this. You were researching,

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some time ago, before the events of the Shrine

00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:32.079
of Storms, the history of Mazir Drakon throughout

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the worlds. And so one thing you would have come

00:24:34.619 --> 00:24:38.900
back on tidbit is that the capital city of Tlalepac,

00:24:39.039 --> 00:24:42.259
known as... You know what? Hang on. Let me double

00:24:42.259 --> 00:24:44.480
check this pronunciation. I'm pretty sure...

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I know what it is. I just don't like it. It goes

00:24:47.009 --> 00:24:48.730
against my tongue, but I actually did it this

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time. I looked up pronunciations. I'm going to

00:24:50.150 --> 00:24:54.150
do this right. Z -O -Z -O -T -L -A, Xochotl.

00:24:54.650 --> 00:24:58.430
X -O -X -O -T -L -A? Fuck. I want to say Z, because

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Xochotl is what rolled off my tongue, but it's

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Xochotl. Xochotl is the capital city of Tlalepic.

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It was founded when a person seen as a great

00:25:13.490 --> 00:25:16.750
hero to the people of Tlalepic. But someone that

00:25:16.750 --> 00:25:20.210
history remembers as a Mazir Drakan named Metzli

00:25:20.210 --> 00:25:25.490
essentially came to this place in the center

00:25:25.490 --> 00:25:29.690
of this sort of world map and asked the gods

00:25:29.690 --> 00:25:34.769
to create a plane untouched by flame and quake,

00:25:34.890 --> 00:25:39.089
a place of stability and peace where they could

00:25:39.089 --> 00:25:44.359
build a city. And the gods answered. The mountains

00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:48.140
moved, and a great vast plain now sits amidst

00:25:48.140 --> 00:25:52.559
the mountains of Tletepec. This is where the

00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:55.900
jewel will be landing. But that's all you know.

00:25:57.019 --> 00:25:59.960
With an eleven, I think you're not sure what

00:25:59.960 --> 00:26:04.119
that means. The gods of this world. Whatever

00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:06.759
Emonrath is chasing, you have some work to do.

00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:12.710
To find his trail. And that brings us back. to

00:26:12.710 --> 00:26:19.690
the obsidian conquer jewel as you finally land

00:26:19.690 --> 00:26:24.549
and as the door slides open the crowds begin

00:26:24.549 --> 00:26:27.809
to move again very much avoiding you just the

00:26:27.809 --> 00:26:33.690
dark stairs that look your way the scowls a heavy

00:26:33.690 --> 00:26:37.309
heat falls over all of you the air feels thick

00:26:37.309 --> 00:26:40.500
with moisture and Even now, just like flowing

00:26:40.500 --> 00:26:42.660
in through that open door, a thin white haze

00:26:42.660 --> 00:26:45.019
just lingers all around. Like the world itself

00:26:45.019 --> 00:26:48.880
is a natural sauna. You know what this haze carries?

00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:53.339
A faint, kind of unpleasant scent. Vaguely sulfuric.

00:26:54.259 --> 00:26:56.859
I take it you leave the jewel. You don't just

00:26:56.859 --> 00:26:59.220
wait around and go and take it home. You gonna

00:26:59.220 --> 00:27:02.640
give up? You done? No, we'll walk off the jewel.

00:27:03.700 --> 00:27:07.390
And you... Walk off the jewel, seeing that it

00:27:07.390 --> 00:27:09.769
comes to rest on the edge of a great flat plain

00:27:09.769 --> 00:27:13.400
just outside the capital city of Shoshotla. Streaks

00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.900
of colors paint the exterior walls of these stone

00:27:15.900 --> 00:27:18.619
-wrought homes ahead of you. Paved streets stretch

00:27:18.619 --> 00:27:20.980
beneath them, shadowed beneath the branches of

00:27:20.980 --> 00:27:22.819
vine -covered decorative trees and the vibrant

00:27:22.819 --> 00:27:25.359
canvas -covered of shop stalls. You see a good

00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:27.660
crowd of folks milling about. Most are humans

00:27:27.660 --> 00:27:29.660
and dwarves with brown skin and dark hair, their

00:27:29.660 --> 00:27:31.579
clothing well adorned with jewels and colorful

00:27:31.579 --> 00:27:34.220
dyes. There are also a few tieflings mixed among

00:27:34.220 --> 00:27:36.700
the crowd, with skin that holds a sheen, not

00:27:36.700 --> 00:27:38.559
unlike the gemstones that tend to dominate the

00:27:38.559 --> 00:27:42.180
combined cultures of the conquered worlds. You

00:27:42.180 --> 00:27:45.119
can see beyond the city, too. You find, looking

00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:48.180
out over everything, that the world of fire is

00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:50.920
surprisingly verdant. The skyline of the city

00:27:50.920 --> 00:27:53.720
is dominated by mountains, many of which release

00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:57.019
constant plumes of steam from their apex. You

00:27:57.019 --> 00:27:59.240
see thick forests covering the sides of these

00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:02.839
mountains. That good, good green stuff we love

00:28:02.839 --> 00:28:06.319
so much on this show. And as you're taking this

00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:10.890
in, you hear a voice from behind. A figure also

00:28:10.890 --> 00:28:12.789
stepping down the ramp of the Obsidian Conquer

00:28:12.789 --> 00:28:15.150
Jewel, one that doesn't seem to be afraid to

00:28:15.150 --> 00:28:19.990
stand by you. Beautiful, isn't it? We are so

00:28:19.990 --> 00:28:23.369
very blessed to live on Mitsli's plane of peace.

00:28:24.289 --> 00:28:27.250
Observers of nature's miracles, yet untouched

00:28:27.250 --> 00:28:32.470
by the scorn of our gods. You turn to see, as

00:28:32.470 --> 00:28:34.970
the book actually notes, an impossible figure

00:28:34.970 --> 00:28:39.289
to ignore. A tiefling with skin of shining jade.

00:28:39.349 --> 00:28:41.049
You see, their features are masculine. Their

00:28:41.049 --> 00:28:43.410
clothes are more feminine design, flowing and

00:28:43.410 --> 00:28:46.990
free. They move with a natural grace that feels

00:28:46.990 --> 00:28:51.450
so familiar to you both. Much like Gabriello's

00:28:51.450 --> 00:28:55.369
own movements. A trained dancer's movements.

00:28:56.170 --> 00:28:59.730
This tiefling, very tall, moves up towards you.

00:29:00.730 --> 00:29:05.130
I'm Olin. just a simple fire dancer that occasionally

00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:08.390
demonstrates their art to the people of the Radiant

00:29:08.390 --> 00:29:14.710
Citadel. And you, well, I know who you are. You

00:29:14.710 --> 00:29:21.190
are, slight smile, unpopular to most people of

00:29:21.190 --> 00:29:24.230
these worlds. But you've done me no personal

00:29:24.230 --> 00:29:27.890
wrong. I do hope you intend no trouble here on

00:29:27.890 --> 00:29:31.039
Tletepec. Many will find your appearance here

00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:38.359
to be a poor omen. But tragedy comes in the wake

00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:41.559
of Ozen's wave. Neath the brackened midnight

00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:45.940
sky, run and hide, scream and die. Luminaries,

00:29:46.000 --> 00:29:49.859
branch and jewels are nigh. It's become a pretty

00:29:49.859 --> 00:29:53.700
popular poem. A little apologetic smile and shrug.

00:29:55.309 --> 00:29:58.490
You have popular poems here on Talatapak, eh?

00:29:58.890 --> 00:30:02.390
That one's been shared throughout the worlds.

00:30:03.029 --> 00:30:08.470
You have a reputation. I do hope you try to destroy

00:30:08.470 --> 00:30:11.950
our world. If you can help it, I am not one who

00:30:11.950 --> 00:30:17.349
is eager for the ash rice. We are more concerned

00:30:17.349 --> 00:30:20.849
with saving worlds than destroying them. And,

00:30:20.849 --> 00:30:25.150
uh, to that end... We may be more aligned than

00:30:25.150 --> 00:30:28.509
you think. You seem to be one who loves nature

00:30:28.509 --> 00:30:34.369
very much. I enjoy beautiful things. Then you

00:30:34.369 --> 00:30:38.990
must detest the ruining of those beautiful things.

00:30:39.890 --> 00:30:46.269
Of course. Only a monster would not. We're here

00:30:46.269 --> 00:30:56.009
hunting pouches, she whispers. Poachers on Teletopec.

00:30:57.269 --> 00:31:05.089
Has there been no word, no discovery of unsavory

00:31:05.089 --> 00:31:10.569
acts in the forests here? Ah, nothing I am aware

00:31:10.569 --> 00:31:16.029
of. But I do know of an inn nearby that may make

00:31:16.029 --> 00:31:20.250
for a font of information. The Jory Katinga,

00:31:20.410 --> 00:31:23.799
they call it. If you keep to this road heading

00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:27.380
south, five blocks down, you won't be able to

00:31:27.380 --> 00:31:31.259
miss it. Well, Jules, would you care to get jolly?

00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:37.779
Yeah, I could jolly it up. Will we see you again?

00:31:39.680 --> 00:31:44.839
Perhaps. I travel to the Citadel often, and it

00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:49.539
seems very soon you'll be locked in place. Come

00:31:49.539 --> 00:31:52.930
and see my shows sometime. If you get bored of

00:31:52.930 --> 00:32:02.450
your captivity. Ta -ta. And they very elegantly

00:32:02.450 --> 00:32:08.769
stroll away from you. Well, Jules, I don't know

00:32:08.769 --> 00:32:11.150
about captivity. I think that's maybe a little...

00:32:11.150 --> 00:32:18.410
It's not the point. I'm trying to drink, dammit.

00:32:18.630 --> 00:32:21.819
Let me have my beer. That's not the point. I

00:32:21.819 --> 00:32:24.859
think we should... It's the only lead we've got.

00:32:24.900 --> 00:32:27.619
I think we should continue to do this in. Also,

00:32:27.660 --> 00:32:31.099
side note, did they just say ta -ta? Perhaps

00:32:31.099 --> 00:32:33.619
a common expression here on Toledopec. Yeah,

00:32:33.619 --> 00:32:37.880
so we go, ta -ta! Ta -ta! We'll have to learn

00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:43.319
the local vernacular. Well, let's go. Ta -ta,

00:32:43.339 --> 00:32:51.920
Jules. Ta -ta! You can't say that! We get to

00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:54.440
move down the busy streets. And again, as you

00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:58.440
move, it's like a crowd parts around you. People

00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.960
whispering. You hear that word a few more times.

00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:09.759
People just like talking, whispering about you.

00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:13.400
You, I imagine, ignore them and push on. Yeah.

00:33:13.559 --> 00:33:15.539
You know, Blanche is very interested to hear

00:33:15.539 --> 00:33:19.690
about what they think is coming. what they think

00:33:19.690 --> 00:33:23.049
we are the heralds of. You've been the heralds

00:33:23.049 --> 00:33:27.309
of a lot of things. You keep moving until your

00:33:27.309 --> 00:33:30.069
eyes fall on a large square structure ahead,

00:33:30.170 --> 00:33:32.549
single -floor building. You see bands of yellow

00:33:32.549 --> 00:33:36.029
and red paint, the exterior stones, and a bird

00:33:36.029 --> 00:33:39.329
-shaped sign hanging above and between the two

00:33:39.329 --> 00:33:43.250
entrances showing the Jolly Katinga, which is

00:33:43.250 --> 00:33:46.750
a bird, by the way. It's a bird. Cool. Nice.

00:33:46.849 --> 00:33:48.410
Because you want to know which Katinga was. It's

00:33:48.410 --> 00:33:50.170
a bird. Birds love them. As you're moving up

00:33:50.170 --> 00:33:52.289
to it, actually, you do notice someone kind of

00:33:52.289 --> 00:33:54.369
passes by you, crossing the road, carrying a

00:33:54.369 --> 00:33:56.990
crate of fresh red peppers around, sort of going

00:33:56.990 --> 00:33:59.390
around towards where they head to the back of

00:33:59.390 --> 00:34:03.930
the building. As this person passes you, they

00:34:03.930 --> 00:34:10.210
just look so familiar to you, Jules. A young

00:34:10.210 --> 00:34:12.690
man, very handsome, dimpled cheeks, dark stubble,

00:34:12.690 --> 00:34:15.469
wavy black hair. He's wearing sort of white robes,

00:34:15.469 --> 00:34:17.690
bands of color wrapping all around. And there's

00:34:17.690 --> 00:34:21.329
something in his eyes, almost sad or tender,

00:34:21.369 --> 00:34:22.889
as you see him raise a particularly impressive

00:34:22.889 --> 00:34:25.909
pepper up for inspection and then place it back

00:34:25.909 --> 00:34:29.829
in the crate. What's the crate say? Peppers.

00:34:31.630 --> 00:34:34.230
Nondescript. It doesn't say peppers, peppers?

00:34:35.439 --> 00:34:37.179
You know what? No, I think they're grown here.

00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:39.619
These are grown on this one. I want to give it

00:34:39.619 --> 00:34:44.599
to you, but these are grown by this person. But

00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:46.099
you're looking at this person, Jules, and you

00:34:46.099 --> 00:34:50.380
just know that you know him. But this is an interesting

00:34:50.380 --> 00:34:53.320
one because this is such a... The kind of thing

00:34:53.320 --> 00:34:55.099
that I don't know if Jules would actually remember.

00:34:55.300 --> 00:34:56.300
You don't want to just give the information for

00:34:56.300 --> 00:34:57.500
free, but I think this is the kind of thing that's

00:34:57.500 --> 00:35:01.500
so obscure. Okay. I want you to roll to see if

00:35:01.500 --> 00:35:03.159
you can immediately catch on to this. I'm going

00:35:03.159 --> 00:35:04.300
to give you a chance to be rolling intelligence

00:35:04.300 --> 00:35:06.539
or wisdom because I don't know which one's more

00:35:06.539 --> 00:35:08.940
fitting for just a memory, right? It's like how

00:35:08.940 --> 00:35:10.679
much did you perceive in the moment of that way

00:35:10.679 --> 00:35:14.840
back when versus, you know, remembering and activating

00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:17.119
your neurons and going back there. Like, do your

00:35:17.119 --> 00:35:19.960
instincts tell you who this is? Does your mind,

00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:23.199
like, do you search it and find it? Your choice.

00:35:23.780 --> 00:35:25.360
I'm going to go intelligence because that's a

00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:28.150
plus zero. Wisdom is... you said wisdom yeah

00:35:28.150 --> 00:35:32.070
yeah negative two i forgot you're terribly unwise

00:35:32.070 --> 00:35:34.929
right yeah well actually with my stats now it's

00:35:34.929 --> 00:35:39.269
like uh plus zero for strength dex and intelligence

00:35:39.269 --> 00:35:43.130
negative two for wisdom plus five charisma plus

00:35:43.130 --> 00:35:47.650
four con just that's weird oh lopsided the weirdest

00:35:47.650 --> 00:35:55.989
bar anyways intelligence uh 14. 14 14 is pretty

00:35:55.989 --> 00:35:59.130
good okay i want to start what i want to do is

00:35:59.130 --> 00:36:01.650
i want to give you like clues with the 14. okay

00:36:01.650 --> 00:36:03.929
you can guess it and if i give you a few clues

00:36:03.929 --> 00:36:05.550
and you guess it i'm going to give you a button

00:36:05.550 --> 00:36:09.889
oh are you maxed out no i don't have any then

00:36:09.889 --> 00:36:12.030
yeah that's your button right steven yeah i have

00:36:12.030 --> 00:36:14.949
one i have jeremy has zero we've done a lot of

00:36:14.949 --> 00:36:16.909
really cool lately you don't do this because

00:36:16.909 --> 00:36:19.710
first clue you weren't there well that's not

00:36:19.710 --> 00:36:22.860
a clue blanche wasn't there I think Steven maybe

00:36:22.860 --> 00:36:25.639
has an idea, though. You see this person, and

00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:31.099
you feel very sad for some reason, Jules. That's

00:36:31.099 --> 00:36:32.880
the first thing, this impression, this feeling

00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:38.519
of sorrow. Okay. And you feel like this is someone

00:36:38.519 --> 00:36:43.099
you did not meet personally. You never saw them,

00:36:43.179 --> 00:36:47.760
but you saw an image of them. You look at the

00:36:47.760 --> 00:36:51.940
peppers, and you're almost there. Do you know

00:36:51.940 --> 00:36:53.800
what, Steven? I think so. Do you think you know

00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:58.300
it? I'm 90%. This is a long -ass callback. Okay.

00:36:58.420 --> 00:37:02.039
Is this somebody from Sonsonko? Sort of. Sort

00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:08.219
of. You saw that image on Sonsonko. Do you mind

00:37:08.219 --> 00:37:11.960
if I go pee while you think of it? Yeah. Go pee.

00:37:13.019 --> 00:37:16.219
That'll tell you. Okay, Steven peed all by himself.

00:37:17.219 --> 00:37:20.989
Like a big boy. Like a big boy you are. And I

00:37:20.989 --> 00:37:22.530
have no clue. You're going to say it and I'm

00:37:22.530 --> 00:37:25.969
going to be like, oh, duh. I'll give Steven a

00:37:25.969 --> 00:37:28.610
chance for this button then. If you can recall

00:37:28.610 --> 00:37:31.150
who this person is. I don't remember the kid's

00:37:31.150 --> 00:37:33.829
name. I'm going to guess it's the kid that Zebulon

00:37:33.829 --> 00:37:37.909
saved from the fire. Nope. I asked him, is it

00:37:37.909 --> 00:37:39.889
related to the fire? And he said loosely. That

00:37:39.889 --> 00:37:43.449
was a dragonborn child. It was either that or

00:37:43.449 --> 00:37:45.329
I was thinking about the people that were fighting

00:37:45.329 --> 00:37:49.070
over the, was it the green beans? It's not them.

00:37:49.110 --> 00:37:51.269
Well, because wasn't there a kid that was working

00:37:51.269 --> 00:37:56.449
with Pepper to pick Pepper's Peppers? Oh, my

00:37:56.449 --> 00:37:58.070
gosh. What's his name? Something Young Goon.

00:37:59.010 --> 00:38:02.110
Oh, the kid was... So not that kid. Not that

00:38:02.110 --> 00:38:05.869
kid. Okay. My other guess was... If this is a

00:38:05.869 --> 00:38:07.530
man, it hasn't been that long enough for a kid

00:38:07.530 --> 00:38:10.170
to grow up. Yeah. Oh, I guess then this is probably

00:38:10.170 --> 00:38:13.329
wrong, too. My other guess was... Remember when...

00:38:14.010 --> 00:38:18.550
uh when zebulon died one of the um hostages that

00:38:18.550 --> 00:38:24.070
didn't live was the mother and she was like oh

00:38:24.070 --> 00:38:27.630
my son my son that's a fun one uh but no okay

00:38:27.630 --> 00:38:31.070
so i remember lots of kids but i will tell you

00:38:31.070 --> 00:38:33.170
because i think a 14 is still good enough he

00:38:33.170 --> 00:38:37.530
wasn't on like some banner at the games no damn

00:38:37.530 --> 00:38:43.500
in subsunko you arrested the uh sort of criminal,

00:38:43.719 --> 00:38:46.860
sort of mischief -maker -turned -murderer Kasim

00:38:46.860 --> 00:38:51.500
Arun. When you fought Kasim Arun, his brother,

00:38:51.659 --> 00:38:56.619
Vi Arun, died. And what caused Kasim to go down

00:38:56.619 --> 00:38:59.780
this path was concern because his twin brother

00:38:59.780 --> 00:39:03.440
was leaving. That's right, with, um, what's his

00:39:03.440 --> 00:39:06.679
face? Oh, son of a bitch. Oh, God. What was his

00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:08.679
name? Fuck. I don't think I said his name, actually.

00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:09.940
I think you said his name. Did I say his name?

00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:12.800
You might as well say it. I hope not, because

00:39:12.800 --> 00:39:16.340
the name I have is Yowali Aka. No, you didn't

00:39:16.340 --> 00:39:17.659
say it. You don't have that name. You didn't

00:39:17.659 --> 00:39:19.699
say it, but I remember what you're talking about.

00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:26.340
This is, Jules realizes, Vaya Runes' former fiancée.

00:39:26.460 --> 00:39:29.159
Yeah. Oh, that's what you meant when you said

00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:30.800
we've seen a picture. You saw a picture. Yeah,

00:39:30.900 --> 00:39:33.300
yeah, yeah. I remember the locket. He held that

00:39:33.300 --> 00:39:37.110
picture when he died. It should have been worth

00:39:37.110 --> 00:39:38.590
like a thousand buttons. We never would have

00:39:38.590 --> 00:39:41.670
got it. Yeah. I would have got it. I don't understand.

00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:45.130
Yeah, of course. Hey, write in, pants people.

00:39:45.309 --> 00:39:47.710
Show us in the Discord if you got it. Yeah, uh

00:39:47.710 --> 00:39:50.550
-huh. After the fact. I got the world and the

00:39:50.550 --> 00:39:53.130
Ark, right? Should I get a button for that? No.

00:39:54.150 --> 00:39:58.650
Anyway, this figure passes by you heading around

00:39:58.650 --> 00:40:00.150
the building. I don't know if you have an interest

00:40:00.150 --> 00:40:01.869
in talking to them or if you want to just go

00:40:01.869 --> 00:40:04.829
inside. No, I think... It's one of those things

00:40:04.829 --> 00:40:07.050
where as he passes, Jules kind of does a double

00:40:07.050 --> 00:40:08.949
take and is not quite sure, and then it kind

00:40:08.949 --> 00:40:11.210
of hits him, but it's just a little too late,

00:40:11.269 --> 00:40:13.150
and it would be a little too awkward to stop

00:40:13.150 --> 00:40:15.329
him. You see him around the corner. And he wouldn't

00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:19.309
even know what to say. Yeah. What do you say

00:40:19.309 --> 00:40:23.250
to him? Yeah, it's... What kind of feelings?

00:40:23.449 --> 00:40:26.869
You know, you were there, but you caught the

00:40:26.869 --> 00:40:30.010
brother, didn't save the other. You guys going

00:40:30.010 --> 00:40:33.239
in? Guys going into the building? No, we're just

00:40:33.239 --> 00:40:35.579
going to loiter out front. Well, Blanche isn't

00:40:35.579 --> 00:40:37.920
hesitating because Blanche didn't just see somebody

00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:41.320
from her past. You're inside. Boom. You push

00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:45.039
the guy over. After the way. Peppers go everywhere.

00:40:45.199 --> 00:40:51.820
Move it, nerd. And so you push into the Jolly

00:40:51.820 --> 00:40:56.420
Cotinga. You step inside and see a, I guess.

00:40:57.070 --> 00:41:00.070
probably somewhat rowdy establishment kind of

00:41:00.070 --> 00:41:02.170
earlier in the day but i think what you notice

00:41:02.170 --> 00:41:04.130
immediately is there's a lot of off -worlders

00:41:04.130 --> 00:41:06.309
in here it seems to be more of an off -worlder

00:41:06.309 --> 00:41:09.329
catering uh in slash pub which is why you were

00:41:09.329 --> 00:41:11.349
probably sent here if you're looking for poachers

00:41:11.349 --> 00:41:15.909
um just peoples of all sorts you see dragonborns

00:41:15.909 --> 00:41:19.510
you see you know gnomes you see halflings humans

00:41:19.510 --> 00:41:23.909
all around various clothing skin tones uh this

00:41:23.909 --> 00:41:26.150
is kind of a melting pot sort of city haha or

00:41:26.150 --> 00:41:28.670
the fire joke and so you are sort of pushing

00:41:28.670 --> 00:41:31.309
through all this push past these tables you notice

00:41:31.309 --> 00:41:34.820
immediately the air is like heavy with spice.

00:41:35.019 --> 00:41:36.139
And you kind of look at these tables, you see

00:41:36.139 --> 00:41:40.039
like a lot of peppers everywhere. A lot of the

00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:41.780
food is heavily peppered. I think you catch one

00:41:41.780 --> 00:41:44.579
person just like falls over off his chair, almost

00:41:44.579 --> 00:41:46.920
like choking. You see a black pepper bearing

00:41:46.920 --> 00:41:50.639
a image of a skull on his table. Jules has full

00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:55.400
war flashbacks. And you're just like smelling

00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:58.460
a lot of this like pepper and a lot of the scent

00:41:58.460 --> 00:42:03.550
of, do you pronounce it cacao? c -a -c -a -o

00:42:03.550 --> 00:42:06.070
and it's more raw form yeah i think so okay yeah

00:42:06.070 --> 00:42:09.789
a lot of those cacao um some people are enjoying

00:42:09.789 --> 00:42:12.710
like these sort of looks like these strange almost

00:42:12.710 --> 00:42:18.230
dried fruit uh cover coated candies uh that also

00:42:18.230 --> 00:42:20.150
seem to have some form of peppers on them people

00:42:20.150 --> 00:42:22.329
are eating those and their faces grow hot you

00:42:22.329 --> 00:42:25.849
could tell this is spicy is the way of life here

00:42:25.849 --> 00:42:29.909
um you're pushing past you do see a figure sitting

00:42:29.909 --> 00:42:33.400
at the bar i think Standing kind of on a raised,

00:42:33.500 --> 00:42:37.579
almost like bench behind the bar is a dwarf.

00:42:38.559 --> 00:42:40.940
Sort of a couple feathered earrings in his hair.

00:42:41.159 --> 00:42:44.880
He has a thick, thick, very curly black beard.

00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:49.460
You know, brown skin. A lot of purple and red

00:42:49.460 --> 00:42:52.880
sort of mingling in his outfit. And he's very

00:42:52.880 --> 00:42:56.679
happily sort of sliding drinks down the bar to

00:42:56.679 --> 00:42:59.440
other patrons. But there's a spot open on the

00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:00.639
edge of the bar if you guys want to head over

00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:03.329
and hit it up. Yeah, Blanche will walk over,

00:43:03.389 --> 00:43:07.289
pull one stool out for Jules, and she'll sit

00:43:07.289 --> 00:43:12.469
in the other. Figure steps up to you. Hello there.

00:43:12.610 --> 00:43:15.909
What can I get you? I'll have what he's having.

00:43:16.670 --> 00:43:19.070
What are you having? It's the fantasy version

00:43:19.070 --> 00:43:25.269
of whiskey. Fantasy whiskey. I'll have a fantasy.

00:43:26.829 --> 00:43:33.889
Coming right up. What do they call whiskey here

00:43:33.889 --> 00:43:38.289
on Toledopec? Fuck. Uh, uh, hang on. They even

00:43:38.289 --> 00:43:40.550
have whiskey? It's awful. No, you're not. I'll

00:43:40.550 --> 00:43:43.650
make it easy. I'll have a boybin. After looking

00:43:43.650 --> 00:43:45.929
around, there better not be any capsaicin in

00:43:45.929 --> 00:43:51.510
that whiskey. Uh, uh, uh, I can't find anything.

00:43:51.710 --> 00:43:53.710
So we're going to say they have whiskey because

00:43:53.710 --> 00:43:55.349
it's an off -world bar and they got lots of stuff.

00:43:55.469 --> 00:43:57.269
So he kind of turns around. He sighs. That's

00:43:57.269 --> 00:44:00.929
kind of sad. Um, all right. I think we'll go

00:44:00.929 --> 00:44:03.099
with it. Got some spicy candies that'll clear

00:44:03.099 --> 00:44:05.139
you out. I got some of them, some Sunco skull

00:44:05.139 --> 00:44:07.039
peppers. If you want to try one of those things.

00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:08.960
I mean, I got dishes you wouldn't believe. Had

00:44:08.960 --> 00:44:12.320
mole sauce. It's to die for. Splatter on everything.

00:44:12.420 --> 00:44:18.599
I don't care. Ice cream, mole sauce. I have a

00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:21.219
little bit of a lower constitution when it comes

00:44:21.219 --> 00:44:24.679
to spice. Thank you all the same. How about you?

00:44:24.699 --> 00:44:26.579
Your constitution looks ridiculously high now.

00:44:27.139 --> 00:44:30.019
Look at those pecs! I've had my fill of spice.

00:44:30.260 --> 00:44:33.320
I've had my fill of spice. I'm good. I'm good.

00:44:33.420 --> 00:44:35.900
You could wrestle that black pepper now. Just

00:44:35.900 --> 00:44:38.860
the whiskey, please. Slides over a couple of

00:44:38.860 --> 00:44:41.260
whiskeys. Kind of turns like he's going to walk

00:44:41.260 --> 00:44:42.920
away. You guys want to ask anything? Or you want

00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:45.900
to just drink and get drunk and hang out? As

00:44:45.900 --> 00:44:50.699
Blanche makes eye contact with the bartender,

00:44:50.780 --> 00:44:55.619
she'll ask. Sort of in hushed tones. Do you...

00:44:55.619 --> 00:44:59.719
I realize how this sounds. Yeah. Know who we

00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:04.019
are? Seen you before. And I'm guessing there's

00:45:04.019 --> 00:45:06.019
a reason why. Everyone near you just moved away.

00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:10.940
You're a chair. It's great. Yep. But you're paying.

00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:14.119
Look, if I wanted to throw you out of here, it's

00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:16.900
a fight I'd lose. You're luminaries. Your money's

00:45:16.900 --> 00:45:21.280
good, so... We've... had this sort of welcome

00:45:21.280 --> 00:45:27.000
before on other worlds that we have saved. We're

00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:31.880
here to save Teledipac. Would you help us? What

00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:36.780
is your name? Tonali. Tonali. Would you like

00:45:36.780 --> 00:45:41.340
to help us save Teledipac? Look, if you want

00:45:41.340 --> 00:45:42.760
information, I can give it to you. You want me

00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:48.260
to fight? No. You can leave the fighting to us.

00:45:49.289 --> 00:45:54.869
We are looking for, hoping for, at least a lead.

00:45:56.050 --> 00:45:57.889
I'll give you a lead. Look, let me be straight

00:45:57.889 --> 00:45:59.570
with you. The faster you get out of this bar,

00:45:59.670 --> 00:46:01.289
the faster I can fill up the tables that are

00:46:01.289 --> 00:46:04.849
all vacated all around you. So, yeah, I'll help.

00:46:04.949 --> 00:46:10.829
Cut to the chase then. Poachers. Poachers. Do

00:46:10.829 --> 00:46:14.929
you know of any here on Toledopec scourging the

00:46:14.929 --> 00:46:19.579
land? I'd like you to roll. Die for me. I want

00:46:19.579 --> 00:46:22.679
to do a full -on luck die here. D100. Oh, D100.

00:46:23.019 --> 00:46:27.179
Here, put it through my tower. It won't fit.

00:46:27.340 --> 00:46:29.860
There's a 50 -50 chance he will have this be

00:46:29.860 --> 00:46:32.539
a lead you can follow. If not, you may need to

00:46:32.539 --> 00:46:36.280
find a different path to this goal. Okay, 0 -50

00:46:36.280 --> 00:46:40.039
is good for me. 51 -100 is bad for me. Sure.

00:46:40.539 --> 00:46:47.699
Okay. 50 -fucking -6. Thanks for the moment.

00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:50.960
Yeah, I saw that. How about any... I saw that

00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:53.159
guy there, you know, the one that you killed

00:46:53.159 --> 00:46:56.780
with the spike ant, you know? He was a poacher,

00:46:56.840 --> 00:47:02.260
but... Did you see him with anybody? No, no.

00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:07.440
What about any outdoorsy types? Any hunters,

00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:12.619
backwoods, hobos? Not hobos, what's the word?

00:47:12.880 --> 00:47:14.639
That was a friend of yours, Luminary Emonrath.

00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:17.199
He was here some time ago, too. I don't know

00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:20.179
why I didn't just jump straight to that. But,

00:47:20.260 --> 00:47:24.559
again, I don't know where he went. He's off kind

00:47:24.559 --> 00:47:30.119
of private, you know? Who would know? I don't

00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:32.500
know who would know. You dead -ended on this

00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:36.500
one. Yeah. But perhaps there are other avenues

00:47:36.500 --> 00:47:38.579
to ask. Evanrath did give you some information

00:47:38.579 --> 00:47:41.559
in that letter. Can you remind me what the letter

00:47:41.559 --> 00:47:44.760
said, specifically? I can. I will tell you. Uh,

00:47:44.900 --> 00:47:51.380
the final words of... Rey Achelrey. The obsidian

00:47:51.380 --> 00:47:54.300
world, the world of fire, Tledepec. The head

00:47:54.300 --> 00:47:57.059
of the snake is one of that world's gods. Go

00:47:57.059 --> 00:47:59.480
there and die. Become my final offering to the

00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:03.019
ultimate predator. Can you tell me of the gods

00:48:03.019 --> 00:48:07.599
here on Tledepec? Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure

00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:10.780
you've seen them. They're all around us. The

00:48:10.780 --> 00:48:13.510
points. a window behind you, somewhat raised,

00:48:13.670 --> 00:48:16.849
and you look out and you see a distant mountaintop

00:48:16.849 --> 00:48:21.489
with a smoking plume. Volcanoes. Old lore states

00:48:21.489 --> 00:48:23.510
they were once the heroes of our people, who

00:48:23.510 --> 00:48:25.710
transformed themselves to keep vigil over our

00:48:25.710 --> 00:48:28.789
world. So, uh, a lot of folks here worship them

00:48:28.789 --> 00:48:32.429
like gods. Leave them offerings. You know, hope

00:48:32.429 --> 00:48:36.389
they take care of us and don't, uh, you know.

00:48:37.210 --> 00:48:40.110
Until you have an even more interesting question.

00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:45.039
How can the head of the snake eaters be a volcano?

00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:50.940
Be a volcano, yeah. We've got volcano, something

00:48:50.940 --> 00:48:56.500
about predators, gods, sacrifices, or offerings

00:48:56.500 --> 00:49:01.559
anyway. Blanche will ask, what sort of offerings

00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:05.199
are made? Could be anything, really. Anything

00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:10.039
unsavory? There are types that would, I'm sure,

00:49:10.139 --> 00:49:13.820
but typically we just give what we can. It matters

00:49:13.820 --> 00:49:16.719
more how much the offering means to you when

00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:20.000
you give it, right? So rich man gives gold doesn't

00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:22.000
mean much. Rich man gives a lot of gold, maybe.

00:49:22.500 --> 00:49:25.079
A lot of people will give food. Hunters will

00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:30.340
give game, things like that. I mean, food seems

00:49:30.340 --> 00:49:33.860
to be a popular one, which is odd, but it kind

00:49:33.860 --> 00:49:36.769
of harkens back to an old myth. What's the myth?

00:49:36.889 --> 00:49:40.289
Does it have something to do with ash fall? Not

00:49:40.289 --> 00:49:45.369
much with that. Have you heard of telethilatels?

00:49:46.309 --> 00:49:48.869
It's an old word, our word. I can promise you

00:49:48.869 --> 00:49:52.849
I have not. Some people believe that the volcanoes

00:49:52.849 --> 00:49:58.429
themselves, the gods, held spirits. Fire elementals

00:49:58.429 --> 00:50:03.250
that would dwell within their calderas. Like

00:50:03.250 --> 00:50:05.650
I said. Old stories, no one's ever seen one of

00:50:05.650 --> 00:50:08.309
the things, but not that I'm aware of, not that

00:50:08.309 --> 00:50:12.889
anyone's said, but yeah, elementals. Supposed

00:50:12.889 --> 00:50:14.750
to look like big -furred lizards or something.

00:50:15.510 --> 00:50:18.650
Guess they sleep basically all the time, hundreds

00:50:18.650 --> 00:50:21.690
of years. Supposed to be smart, though, at least

00:50:21.690 --> 00:50:24.309
enough to carry stories and lessons from forgotten

00:50:24.309 --> 00:50:26.389
times. My mom used to tell me all about them,

00:50:26.429 --> 00:50:28.489
but that's what people do with food, anyway,

00:50:28.650 --> 00:50:31.389
in case the, you know, the big lizards get hungry.

00:50:33.219 --> 00:50:36.579
Blanche will knock back the rest of her whiskey.

00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:41.639
Careful. So will you tell me about Ashfall over

00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:47.800
another one, or should we move on? Ash. The Ashrise,

00:50:47.980 --> 00:50:51.659
you're thinking of. Ashrise, Ashfall. I guess

00:50:51.659 --> 00:50:57.159
it comes full circle, doesn't it? Ain't a fun

00:50:57.159 --> 00:50:59.239
one to talk about on drinks. Basically, it's

00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:04.059
our world's doomsday event. prophesized. A lot

00:51:04.059 --> 00:51:06.579
of people believe in it. One day, the gods will

00:51:06.579 --> 00:51:10.000
decide to end it all. Volcanoes will erupt, chain

00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:13.480
reaction, and boom. There goes the world. Is

00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:16.920
that what happens if the offerings stop? Some

00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:19.639
people think so. And some people think it's a

00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:23.739
good thing. The destruction beginning life. The

00:51:23.739 --> 00:51:25.900
next life. We'll be moving on to something bigger

00:51:25.900 --> 00:51:28.019
and better. I don't know. I'm not a religious

00:51:28.019 --> 00:51:31.940
type, so... Well... let's pretend that you were,

00:51:32.099 --> 00:51:36.099
or pretend that you were Emon Rath. Excuse me,

00:51:36.139 --> 00:51:40.119
Emon Rath. Yeah, get it right, Blanche. If you

00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:44.059
were to go to one of these volcanoes from here,

00:51:44.219 --> 00:51:48.159
which one would you go to? What's the purpose

00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:50.579
of the visit? Emon Rath's searching for a volcano.

00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:53.099
What does he want with it? I mean, if you want

00:51:53.099 --> 00:51:55.659
to find an easy one to get to, I mean, the...

00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:58.840
Well, what about one with... The twins are just

00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:02.980
up north. Easy path. Wide road. If you want to

00:52:02.980 --> 00:52:06.400
have an impossible time, go to Jade Mount. Path

00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:09.360
isn't blocked for an age. Elementals all over

00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:13.199
the place. In cracks of molten lava scorching

00:52:13.199 --> 00:52:19.159
the forest. Pockets of toxic gas. But, tons of

00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:22.860
options. What if you were hunting valuable game?

00:52:23.900 --> 00:52:28.639
Perhaps something forbidden? Well, if you don't

00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:31.760
want to get caught, maybe you do go to Jade Mount.

00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:36.019
Because nobody's going there these days. Blocked

00:52:36.019 --> 00:52:39.960
by elementals, you say? That's what they say.

00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:45.179
Seems like a hefty bet, Jules. Do we bet it all

00:52:45.179 --> 00:52:48.940
and head for Jade? If you do, bring an offering.

00:52:49.099 --> 00:52:52.780
Here's a favor. It's been a little rumbly lately.

00:52:53.380 --> 00:52:57.750
Sounds just suspicious enough. Just enough. What's

00:52:57.750 --> 00:53:01.050
an appropriate offering? Like I said, food's

00:53:01.050 --> 00:53:04.389
always good. Goes with the old tales. But, uh,

00:53:04.469 --> 00:53:08.929
get what you got. Here, actually. I was just

00:53:08.929 --> 00:53:11.130
gonna say, what's your best dish here? I'll take

00:53:11.130 --> 00:53:14.369
some of those spicy candies. He just puts a plate

00:53:14.369 --> 00:53:17.070
down and smothers it in mole. You can see a bag

00:53:17.070 --> 00:53:21.630
of mole. So much mole. Oh, I think they're offering

00:53:21.630 --> 00:53:25.070
a whiskey, too. You should throw that in there.

00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:29.079
He's, you know, a wise guy, kind of eyebrow -raised,

00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:31.340
and he smiles and hands you his eye. Oh, sweet.

00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:33.920
I was just about to roll persuasion. Deception,

00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:36.019
rather. Well, tell them it comes from you and

00:53:36.019 --> 00:53:40.599
you're in. Hell yeah. Now, uh, please leave.

00:53:41.980 --> 00:53:44.280
Keep people behind you, just, like, staring.

00:53:44.699 --> 00:53:50.340
Because he asked nicely. Blanche grabs a armful

00:53:50.340 --> 00:53:55.519
of mole. An arm full of mollusks. Yeah, you know,

00:53:55.579 --> 00:54:04.059
like, scoop it up. Each of the volcanoes has

00:54:04.059 --> 00:54:05.539
temples built on them as you're kind of walking

00:54:05.539 --> 00:54:07.179
away as they're calling over there. Oh, you're

00:54:07.179 --> 00:54:10.260
not done? Do you have a map? You're the one that

00:54:10.260 --> 00:54:12.880
said, please leave. Yeah, well, you probably

00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:14.800
know this. If you're going to the offering, you

00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:16.480
gotta leave it in the temple. You gotta find

00:54:16.480 --> 00:54:17.940
the, uh, what's it called? Gate of Illumination.

00:54:17.940 --> 00:54:19.960
That's the one on Jade Mount. You'll find it.

00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:22.619
Keep taking the path. There should be steps leading

00:54:22.619 --> 00:54:25.300
up and around towards the caldera. That's where

00:54:25.300 --> 00:54:27.420
you're going to find it. Which path is this?

00:54:28.539 --> 00:54:32.519
Can you draw us a map? There's a map store over

00:54:32.519 --> 00:54:37.840
there. Are there trail signs, perhaps? No. Stephen,

00:54:37.900 --> 00:54:41.079
I want to go to the map store and describe all

00:54:41.079 --> 00:54:45.179
the maps. Let's role play that. Hello. Are you

00:54:45.179 --> 00:54:49.369
here for the map? Here's one. Leave. There we

00:54:49.369 --> 00:54:51.429
go. You have a map now. You spent money. How

00:54:51.429 --> 00:54:53.010
much money did that map cost? No, no, no. We

00:54:53.010 --> 00:55:00.389
bartered for mole. I don't care! You have a map.

00:55:00.469 --> 00:55:02.030
Go on roll 20. It's right there. Check it out.

00:55:02.090 --> 00:55:04.670
It's cool. Yeah, and none of them say anything

00:55:04.670 --> 00:55:08.369
about... It's because it's on the GM layer, you

00:55:08.369 --> 00:55:10.730
son of a bitch. Oh shit, I'm not logged in to

00:55:10.730 --> 00:55:12.469
roll 20. I should probably do that. Yeah, well

00:55:12.469 --> 00:55:15.940
now you can't go to the... Jade Mount. They actually

00:55:15.940 --> 00:55:17.340
don't have Jade Mount on the... So this is actually

00:55:17.340 --> 00:55:18.679
the map from the book. I did move some things

00:55:18.679 --> 00:55:21.500
around because I wanted it to line up with my

00:55:21.500 --> 00:55:26.019
view of things. You are in Shashotla. That's

00:55:26.019 --> 00:55:29.340
what it is. Shashotla. Is that a question? I'm

00:55:29.340 --> 00:55:31.900
so bad at pronunciation. On the edge of the Atiyali

00:55:31.900 --> 00:55:35.539
Lake. As you look out, you see, if you travel

00:55:35.539 --> 00:55:40.400
about 25 miles across the sort of mountainous

00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:44.119
wilderness, you will reach the... mountain known

00:55:44.119 --> 00:55:47.420
as jade mount in the temple known as the gate

00:55:47.420 --> 00:55:50.179
of illumination and you're hoping this is what

00:55:50.179 --> 00:55:51.980
eminrath went but i think as you're thinking

00:55:51.980 --> 00:55:54.900
over this does make sense right if one of these

00:55:54.900 --> 00:55:59.139
mountains is as he said some kind of leader i

00:55:59.139 --> 00:56:03.440
mean if perhaps when he said this or when the

00:56:03.440 --> 00:56:08.280
dark elf mentioned a god of this world being

00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:11.980
the leader of the snake eaters Could it not be

00:56:11.980 --> 00:56:14.440
one of these spirits, one of these elementals?

00:56:14.679 --> 00:56:18.380
If that's the case, would it not be one that's

00:56:18.380 --> 00:56:22.880
hard to reach? One that's out of the way? One

00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:26.059
perhaps that exists in a land where quakes have

00:56:26.059 --> 00:56:30.539
broken the road, where a harsh trek through magma

00:56:30.539 --> 00:56:34.699
-streaked forests and poison gas sort of swamps

00:56:34.699 --> 00:56:39.039
blocks your path? Stands to reason this is the

00:56:39.039 --> 00:56:41.960
right direction to go. You are going to make

00:56:41.960 --> 00:56:47.760
a very long trek. Are you sure of your choice?

00:56:48.840 --> 00:56:55.639
What do you think, Akio? I'm here! Ruff! I was

00:56:55.639 --> 00:56:58.460
waiting for someone to talk to me. I was staying

00:56:58.460 --> 00:57:02.019
quiet. Because I don't like all the people. Ruff.

00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:08.360
But yes, I can try to smell the trail as we go.

00:57:08.440 --> 00:57:12.019
Perhaps I can catch a scent. Do you have anything?

00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:15.280
I was actually just thinking about that. Does

00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:17.980
Jules have anything? I actually don't know if

00:57:17.980 --> 00:57:20.380
you do. Yeah. I'm not sure if there's ever been

00:57:20.380 --> 00:57:25.320
an exchange. No. Damn. Yeah. No. Fuck. Bummer.

00:57:28.119 --> 00:57:32.219
Well, I mean, you have our scent. You know what

00:57:32.219 --> 00:57:35.719
I smell like and what Jules smells like, so perhaps

00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:39.159
if you pick up on a third unique scent on this

00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:46.380
oft -untraveled trail... Ah, yes. I shall do

00:57:46.380 --> 00:57:50.940
my darndest as a disciple of Ozen to find this

00:57:50.940 --> 00:57:54.719
other disciple of Ozen and tell him that he should

00:57:54.719 --> 00:58:02.070
not call Master Ozen the Big O. How did you know

00:58:02.070 --> 00:58:17.750
he says that? Do you have any business in the

00:58:17.750 --> 00:58:22.489
city? Oh, almost certainly, but no, I'm anxious

00:58:22.489 --> 00:58:27.940
to get on the trail. Okay. And so you push onwards.

00:58:28.900 --> 00:58:34.179
Past people that scorn you. Outside of this city.

00:58:34.659 --> 00:58:39.239
You leave Shishotla behind. Moving away from

00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:42.860
the safety and comfort of Metzli's plane. Traveling

00:58:42.860 --> 00:58:45.699
into the forest beset by spewing flame and shaking

00:58:45.699 --> 00:58:49.280
earth. Traveling deeper into this world of fire.

00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:54.739
And into the territory, perhaps, of a raging

00:58:54.739 --> 00:59:19.659
god. And we'll call it there. Go there and die.

00:59:19.940 --> 00:59:25.420
Become my final orphan. Words.
