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Hey there, pants people! We've been doing a lot

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of talking lately about the upcoming Vermont

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Gaming and Anime Expo. You know, wanting to inform.

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But, uh, we're idiots. Old Steven here, hey Steven,

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doesn't even know what month it is. I'm sorry,

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Steven. So rather than us telling you about the

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Expo, we figured you should hear it all from

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the mind behind the magic. So let me introduce

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you all to Avon. Avon, how you doing? Hey guys!

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I am fantastic and even better now to be here

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with both of you and everybody listening. How's

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everyone? We're really excited about what's coming

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up. Yes, yes. We are definitely thrilled as well.

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And just a little bit about myself, because people

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are probably wondering, you know, who is this

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person and why is she here? I moved to Vermont

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about five years ago. I just haven't personally

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seen a lot of events in this area that represent

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the video game community. There are a couple

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of smaller anime events, but also I haven't been

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to anything that had a certain type of magic

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to it. And we really are hoping to bring that

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to Burlington, Vermont. Hell yeah. I know that

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the community would also appreciate if we were

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able to get the attention of some larger companies.

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Like if we had representation from Crunchyroll

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or some other big video game developers, it would

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be so exciting. And I know that everybody that

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lives in this general area would just be thrilled

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if we got some representation. And that's very,

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very important to us to be able to put on an

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event where we do get some representation here

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in Vermont and New Hampshire areas. Even bringing

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big nerd vibes to Burlington. Yes, yes, yes.

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So thankfully, we already have some cool stuff

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coming, but I won't get into those details until

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the next episode. But big things are coming for

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sure. Awesome. Where can people find out more

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about the Vermont Anime and Gaming Expo? There's

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a few different places, actually. If you Google

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Vermont Anime and Gaming Expo, we should come

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up. But the website is vermontanimeandgamingexpo

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.com. Our Instagram is shortened. It's just vermont__anime__expo.

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And same thing on Facebook. If you look up Vermont

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Anime and Gaming Expo, then you'll find information

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on Facebook. So depending on what you prefer.

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But yeah, tons of information out there. You

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can get tickets through Eventbrite. Super simple.

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And we also have extra tickets. You can get to

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the maid cafe if you want to be entertained and

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get a Japanese lunch. Whoa. All right. This sounds

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amazing. That's got to be a first for Vermont,

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right? Yeah, seriously. Yes, it sounds like you

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can find a bunch of information online, but if

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you don't want to go online and check it out,

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then we'll bring it back to you here next week

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with some exciting info, huh? You can put your...

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You can stop zipping your fly. Yeah, stop zipping

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your fly. Put that thing away. Get back in there.

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Keep it in the pants, the fantasy pants. Gentlemen!

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Fantasy pants! Everybody listening, welcome all

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to Fantasy Pants Unzipped, the sixth one, I don't

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know. I don't know. A lot, a lot. A lot of them,

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because we had a lot of arcs and a lot of crazy

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shit happening in this here, that there show.

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Welcome to also, I believe, our third anniversary.

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Hold on, hold on. What? Are you going to stop

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me from saying anniversary? Yes, where's my tavern

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music? Oh, shit. Fine. Good point. It's not me.

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The fader's up. No, hang on. There we go. Another

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round for it is our anniversary, baby! Yeah!

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Three years of Fantasy Pants. Holy shit. So much

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shit has happened. We're moving up towards the

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end game of our show at this point. Well, we

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have a fourth year. Probably, yeah. But probably

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not a fifth. Probably not a fifth. The way things

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are moving. Of the Radiant Citadel campaign.

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No, I'm killing both of you when this is over.

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Lighting in a bottle, no one else gets you. But

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boom. No, this is so exciting. And I just want

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to say, bottom of our hearts, thank you all for

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spending the last few years in our pants. You

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already agreed. Yeah, I know. You signed off.

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You signed off on it. Honestly, no notes. Legally

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binding. Yeah. What's the catchphrase? What's

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the tag? Fantasy pants. Thanks for being in our

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pants. We'll work on it. We'll work on it. I

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just finished up Labor Day weekend in the culinary

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world, so I'm going to get a little drunk. Cards

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on the table. Full warning. Steven. No, wait.

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One more thing. One more thing. We're going to

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talk about an episode. When this comes out. No,

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wait. You're right. Because the next week after

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when this comes out will be Jeremy Wolf's 40th

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birthday. Oh, yeah. That's cool, though. Yeah,

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that's coming up. It's either happening now or

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the week after now. So if you're out there in

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this world, wish Jeremy Wolf a happy 40th. I

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think it's like the week and like six days after

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this comes out. Which, again, you know, podcast

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is limited. This comes out, what, on the 8th?

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I think 7th? Oh, man. I'm not prepared to make

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that kind of judgment. 8th. 8th. You heard it

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here, folks. You heard it here. 8th. This comes

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out on the 8th. It's a mental man. Oh, yeah,

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my birthday. So, yeah, about six days after that.

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Not a week, it's six days. Sorry. The 14th. 14th.

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40th birthday, guys. This is probably Jeremy's

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last fancy pants anniversary. I'm sorry to say.

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Sucks for you guys. We got some young blood out

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there. Gotta be at least seven feet tall. Yeah.

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I'm leaving all my studio equipment to the dogs.

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Oh, man. That'll be a tall bottle of glue to

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make out of him. I was taking a sip of whiskey.

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Well, it's not. Actually, for our anniversary

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or for your birthday. It just so happens there

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is a present here. We'll get to it. We'll get

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to that. Yeah, that'll be a little later. For

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Mr. Jeremy Wolf. It is so exciting. It's pretty

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cool. Yeah. Holy shit. We'll get there. We'll

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get there. Steven, shut up. We'll get there.

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Now go on. Are you already drunk? How many sips

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have you had? I'm just so happy, though. Summer's

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over, baby. It's September. Taurus season's over.

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Speaking of being drunk, I have a quick share.

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Quick story to share from our old buddy, Captain.

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Oh, shit. I was talking with Captain the other

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day, and we were just catching up and whatnot,

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and he was like, yeah, I was at some party with

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some young bucks, whatever, some 20 -somethings,

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and he was like, they were talking and wanted

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to... they wanted to drink and captain was like

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well yeah i'll drink you know what i mean you

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can't keep up with me but i'll drink and so he

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starts to tell me about all the drinking they're

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doing um and he's like yeah first i drank a um

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a six pack of some domestic um beer and i was

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like oh yeah you know it's that's not nothing

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you know what i mean that's that's a lot of and

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then he goes yeah and then i had 10 or 12 shots

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jesus christ Holy shit. So he drinks these kids

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under the table, I guess. Wakes up the next morning.

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And I think, I don't know. I think these kids

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got the last laugh. Because he woke up and is

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now the proud owner of two kittens and a cat.

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And a cat tree. What? I guess. How did that even?

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I don't know. And neither does he. Well, congratulations,

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cat self. That's amazing. He thought that you

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specifically, Dave, would enjoy that story. The

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captain is just a D &D character in real life.

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And it's so good. Oh, congrats, man. That's amazing.

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He's now a member of the Handful of Cats Club.

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Hell yeah. Hey. Yeah. Glad to have you. Yep.

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So aside from that, seems like he's doing well.

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Hell yeah. Now I know to never go drinking with

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a captain because he'll pass them on. It's the

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way. It's the ritual. Oh, yeah. It's like. It's

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like a ring style. You get a VHS, you watch it,

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and then you wake up with three more cats. Oh,

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God. That is a true horror flick. All right.

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Speaking of stuff you can drink, you know that

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two -thirds of us around here are coffee fans.

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And so I have some cool, fun, interesting, exciting

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news. Oh, I bet. We have our first affiliate.

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Affiliation? Affiliatron. I like that. I like

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that one. Affiliatron. Nailed it. So our friends

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at Treasure Grounds are making some wonderful

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coffee. I have a bag here that they sent us.

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Mail time, baby. Wait, wait, wait. Shut up. Shut

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your mouth. Firehouse! It's been a while. It's

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been a while. It's been a while. Send us more

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mail. A couple of... Oh, my goodness. What was

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that? Let's just drop stuff all over the place.

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David. I'm so mad about the mail. David. Go ahead.

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Coffee. A couple of exciting things about the

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Treasure Grounds coffee is, one, it's... small

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local roasted sort of thing um i i grabbed i

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asked for this one because it's a micro lot which

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is a word that i learned like just a couple of

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weeks ago it basically means that like the roaster

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selects not just a specific farm but a specific

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like part of the field where these beans come

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from. It usually means that the roaster has a

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really good relationship and a really good idea

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of like the terroir of the region and the farm.

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So, you know, it's really like interesting and

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well -selected sort of beans even. And fun, special

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thing, every one of these bags. Comes with a

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D20 inside. Oh, that's actually cool. Nice. That's

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actually pretty cool. We've been following Paradox

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Dice on Instagram for a while. They are a husband

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-wife team. Oh, give me that dice. So Paradox

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Dice has been making dice for a while. Nice.

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And now they're starting Treasure Grounds Coffee,

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putting dice in it. And later this fall, they're

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going to start to partner with maybe some of

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your other favorite... You know, small batch

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dice creators. Nice. That you can find on Instagram.

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Nice. And put their die in coffee bags. And let's

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make it even more exciting. David. He's just

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tearing into it. I can't open it with my teeth

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or anything. I'm afraid of watching this. I think

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you're going to hurt yourself. Give me a murder

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knife. No. I've got a pen. That's all I've got

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for you. All right. So let's make it even more

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exciting. When you use the code FANTASYPANTS

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at checkout, you get 10 % off. Nice. That's FANTASYPANTS

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at checkout. FANTASYPANTS at checkout. Hell yeah.

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And if you care to make it even better, if or

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when you buy Treasure Grounds coffee, either

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with our link or with that coupon code, your

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boys get a little kickback. What? Your boys get

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a little of that coffee cash. All right. So it's

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like... It's a win, win, win, win, win. You get

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great coffee. You get a handmade D20. You support

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a small business. And you throw a couple pennies

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our way. You know what I mean? Support a small

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podcast. Yeah, support a small podcast. Now roll

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that die. I roll a die. And let's get this unzipped

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roll. Gorgeous turquoise die here. First roll.

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A nat 19. Nice. Not bad. Holy shit. Hell yeah.

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So just a tiny bit more shilling is I want to

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mention the Vermont Anime and Gaming Expo, October

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5th in Burlington, Vermont. When or if you go

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to the Vermont Gaming Expo, you go in, you check

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in, you get your badge, blah, blah, blah. You

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take a look at the badge. You do a double take.

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You take a closer look at that badge. You're

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like, what's going on there? Guess what's on

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that badge? What? It's the Fantasy Pants logo.

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You want to know why? Because we're going to

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be a sponsor of the Vermont Anime and Gaming

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Expo. Hell yeah. In October. Hell yeah. So. You

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want to talk about supporting your boys? Get

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your free Fancy Badge merch. Yeah. Kind of, sort

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of, right? It's kind of, yeah, it counts. You

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get your badge. It's a collectible. You can call

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it merch. It's a collectible. And come meet me

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and Steven and Jeremy there. You help me, you

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know? I'm very busy that weekend. Are you cosplaying

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with me? Who's cosplaying with me? I'm playing,

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I'm going as Yangus in Dragon Quest VIII and

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I need... I'll go as Pikachu. All right, I at

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least need Pikachu face paint out of you. The

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little red cheeks. You heard it here, folks.

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It is a binding contractual promise. Jeremy Wolf

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will be Pikachu. Speaking of Mr. Jeremy Wolf.

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Mr. Jeremy Wolf, I love those segues. Lots of

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exciting tech news going on in the back room

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of the Fantasy Pants editing suite. Yeah. You

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want to tell us about what you got cooking? I

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just upgraded my shit. Yeah. I went to the dark

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side. I got a Mac. Gross. I know. I know. But

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for anybody who is an audiophile, is that the

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term? That's the right term. Yeah, that's the

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one. Audiotron. I'm now diving headfirst into

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learning Logic Pro. It's a lot, but it's so fucking

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awesome. Damn. I love it. I love it. I think

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you said earlier that this is probably the first

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episode you're going to edit on the new digs.

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Thanks for the pressure, man. I bet it sounds

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like shit. I've seen, I've heard a little bit

00:14:50.830 --> 00:14:53.549
of your, you know, the updated quality of this

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thing, and it's actually pretty damn incredible.

00:14:55.649 --> 00:14:58.610
Well, no, I mean, that's not, that doesn't come

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from the... Oh, really? From the software, yeah.

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Software is software. That just comes from getting

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smarter. That just comes from learning and growing.

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It's all magic to me, man. I have no idea what's

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going on over there. Yeah, so the pants people

00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:12.460
know what the hell David's talking about. I've

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decided to go back and start remixing all the

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old songs with what I know now and what I have

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learned since writing those songs. It's night

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and fucking day. Yeah, the little bit that we

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heard so far, excellent. Yeah. Excellent. Soul,

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baby. As if you thought it couldn't get any better.

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So keep an eye out for those. So while the software

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upgrade is great and it's wonderful, that has

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a lot more to do with workflow and that kind

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of stuff than the actual quality. Gotcha, gotcha,

00:15:40.179 --> 00:15:42.559
gotcha. It's what you do with it that makes the

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quality. That's what she said. No one was taking

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it. I had to. No, it was just dead silent. Everyone

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thought about it. No one went for it. Love a

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good hardware joke. But that efficient workflow

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gives you more time to do more stuff, right?

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Yeah. In theory, yeah. Yeah. Like some editing

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stuff, maybe? Maybe. What are you getting at,

00:16:09.649 --> 00:16:16.590
Steven? I'm just fucking with you. Yeah, no.

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I am working on opening up my editing services

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and my audio services. So if any pants people

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out there looking to start a podcast, or you

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know anybody that's looking to start a podcast,

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or maybe they want some music mixed up, let me

00:16:34.059 --> 00:16:36.799
know. Let me know. I'm going to get a website

00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:40.059
going, get some official shit happening, so you'll

00:16:40.059 --> 00:16:42.580
probably see that on our socials. Do you have

00:16:42.580 --> 00:16:45.460
a name yet for your solo org? You've got to be

00:16:45.460 --> 00:16:47.679
a wolf pun. I do, but I'm not going to reveal

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that here. It's not a wolf pun, but I did hear

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it. Can you whisper it in my ear over in the

00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:54.970
corner? I'll show you my logo. Your logo? Pause.

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Pause this fucking shit. Sexy. Sexy logo. Yeah.

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I like it a lot. Mwah. Give it a kiss. Taking

00:17:02.730 --> 00:17:11.210
that logo out after. Logo, you look nice. So

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stupid. So stupid. Anyways. Anyways. Yeah. It's

00:17:16.470 --> 00:17:17.509
going to be out there eventually. You're going

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to see that logo and you're going to say, hey,

00:17:18.789 --> 00:17:21.609
I want to do some mixing. I don't know what you

00:17:21.609 --> 00:17:24.859
do. But I mean, hey. Before the website's up,

00:17:24.940 --> 00:17:28.880
before the corporation or LLC is all, you know,

00:17:28.880 --> 00:17:31.220
pushing paper and stuff like that, if you want

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to get in on the ground floor, get some early

00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:37.279
access editing done, hit up my man. Yeah. Send

00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:40.259
us an email at fannyspantspodcast at gmail .com.

00:17:40.299 --> 00:17:42.900
That's the one. Or a lot of you have me on social,

00:17:43.000 --> 00:17:45.859
so hit me up. You know where to find me. You

00:17:45.859 --> 00:17:50.000
can find us. Or find us on the Discord. Oh. No,

00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:53.559
come on. No. Here. And the sacred unzipped. Come

00:17:53.559 --> 00:17:54.960
on, man. That's where we do all our businesses,

00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.259
on the Discord. It's true. All right. It's true.

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It's fair. Speaking of business. Oh, shit. He's

00:18:00.519 --> 00:18:02.059
got another segue for us. You want to get down

00:18:02.059 --> 00:18:06.880
to it? To business? Whoa. You want to get down

00:18:06.880 --> 00:18:08.559
to business? You're running the show. You're

00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:10.920
the GM now. It's business time. Get the segue

00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:16.240
thing going. Business. I want to talk about this

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last arc. Oh, yes, the last arc. Yes, yes, yes,

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yes, yes. Yeah, like why you decided to delete

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all of the battles and how it was supposed to

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really go in the book and what you changed. This

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is really fun. This is really fun because let

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me just tell you what happens in the book and

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then we'll kind of get into it. So in the book,

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basically what will happen is you'll probably

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hear rumors of some strange happenings, mysterious

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deaths happening in the world of Holory and the

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city of Yanito. Or actually, there's no real

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world in the book, but you know what I mean.

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It's the... Holleray is kind of the region. Union

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is the city. So you go to that area through the

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Citadel. And as you're approaching, you happen

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to notice that a bunch of fog is covering over

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the city. And you go back and it kind of disappears

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very quickly. And you see people are just kind

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of acting sort of strange. But, like, there are

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dead bodies around. No one seems to be acknowledging,

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like, what just happened. Just lying around?

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People have just died. So the idea is this. When

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you're over there, people are kind of... everyone

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except for you is forgetting in the book you

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don't forget when the mist comes you see the

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deaths happen you see things happening but everyone

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else seems to kind of like forget about it because

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a curse doesn't affect outside people only affect

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people from the city i thought that was cool

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and all but i really want to change it because

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i think it's fun to have the whole like why is

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the whole world being super weird about this

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situation but i think it's more fun to be like

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what just happened you found the only thing that

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could be more frustrating yes exactly yeah uh

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you know take it to the next level crank it up

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baby uh but yes so so so you're going through

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and basically in the book it's kind of funny

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because you're investigating all these things

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and you find out that eventually as you're investigating

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people you find a baduk hall and you meet some

00:19:53.930 --> 00:19:55.730
old men pin baduk and you have to help them do

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their game uh they are not young he young he

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comes up later in the arc but is an important

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character because he was just like in this the

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kind of main sort of a conspirator behind the

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erasure of an important person named daewon ha

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who was a magistrate that did a lot of important

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things for the city but those things were essentially

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like erased all these years ago and given over

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to the queen in this case it wasn't queen jimmy

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it was queen jimmy's mother the former queen

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but i mixed things up because i wanted the whole

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nine years ago plot basically no sholey in the

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book no nine years ago no arathlon uh daewon

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ha was actually the main villain. The Gwishin

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was Daewon Ha. I just want to take the book's

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mystery and essentially create it again, but

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just add another layer to it. That's sweet. Yeah,

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and then I had Young Gi do the whole Bodak thing

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because I like the idea of the characters, but

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with, you know, all these new characters to show,

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like, getting a lot of exploration, all the past

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star, Hyronix, you know, I wanted to kind of...

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consolidate some of the characters in the arc

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a bit so sometimes i miss that like really simple

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part of dnd where something like a bada game

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can be like a quest of its own yeah yeah i mean

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yeah yeah it's like yeah oh help these two old

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guys and their bada game it's like i don't know

00:21:05.390 --> 00:21:08.970
man like people just died i think we have something

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a little more important to take care of than

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this bada game But yeah, no, it's a solid arc.

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It's one of my favorites when I first read the

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book. I like the concept of, and immediately

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when I read it, I had the idea of what if they

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lose memories too? Because that's so fun and

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freaky that this, you know, this supernatural

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entity that's super powerful is causing mass

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memory wipes throughout the city. And then I

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realized how much, honestly, I didn't plan on

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it. I just realized how well that connected to

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everything going on with Arathelon. because way

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back at the start of this campaign, I think we

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just didn't really plan in enough about your

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father as Zebulon. And so when I kind of finally

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realized I want to do something with your father,

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it hit me that I'd already missed too many opportunities

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to talk about him or hint at him. And so it was

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like, well, this guy, it's weird if this guy

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even exists, right? And then it hit me like,

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wait. What if, wink, wink, he does not? Essentially

00:22:01.210 --> 00:22:04.150
doesn't. Yes. And that's kind of what slowly

00:22:04.150 --> 00:22:07.910
created the idea of the erased person, which

00:22:07.910 --> 00:22:09.769
I liked because it hinted at the idea that the

00:22:09.769 --> 00:22:11.809
Crystal Network can do a lot more than bridging

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worlds, which is a huge plot point going forward.

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And you get to get rid of our strongest ally.

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That's true. Huge for you. Great for me. Awesome.

00:22:23.250 --> 00:22:27.160
Awesome for me. Because things are, if you didn't

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catch from that last episode, folks, about to

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get even darker in this show, as always. I always

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had in my mind that after the halfway point,

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which to me was the episode 100, the battle with

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Ozen, all the stuff with the Shrine of Storms,

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after that point, things are going to take a

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very dark turn in the narrative, and we're going

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to continue that turn until perhaps our beacons

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of light, wink, wink, here, can fix this. That

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is us. Oh, my God. It's callback. It's a callback.

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That's our role. Yeah. You're saying lots of

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stuff like halfway point, next year, blah, blah,

00:23:03.859 --> 00:23:08.240
blah. Did you say earlier? I don't remember if

00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.799
you said it tonight or if it was just a conversation.

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You said that we have like maybe three major

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arcs left. Three. Yeah, essentially three. One

00:23:16.579 --> 00:23:18.700
might even argue two major arcs left because

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you'll find it. You want to give us any? Any

00:23:22.690 --> 00:23:25.369
behind the scenes? Any little teasers? Teasers?

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Oh. It's okay if you don't. I'm going to do something

00:23:29.930 --> 00:23:34.730
very complex for our next arc. All right. It's

00:23:34.730 --> 00:23:38.789
going to be a lot of fun, I think. Okay. This

00:23:38.789 --> 00:23:40.750
is going to be a lot of fun, I think. Every arc,

00:23:40.789 --> 00:23:42.309
I go for something even more ambitious than the

00:23:42.309 --> 00:23:43.589
last, and I think I'm going to go for my most

00:23:43.589 --> 00:23:46.450
ambitious arc yet, and I'll put you guys through

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it in a very fun way. I got some maps. A very

00:23:50.269 --> 00:23:55.009
gorgeous, incredible map already made up by SoundPukyGirls.

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Hell yeah. Shout out. Shout out. I'm very, very

00:24:00.609 --> 00:24:02.670
excited for what's coming up next, but let's

00:24:02.670 --> 00:24:06.059
just say the deck is stacked against you. Well,

00:24:06.140 --> 00:24:09.779
that's nothing new. You have so little you can

00:24:09.779 --> 00:24:12.920
do to turn the tide of what's happened now. And

00:24:12.920 --> 00:24:14.519
we're going to get into that next episode. It's

00:24:14.519 --> 00:24:20.259
about to go completely wild. But maybe there

00:24:20.259 --> 00:24:24.640
are a couple of tools you can yet obtain. So

00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:26.960
glad to get together with my friends and find

00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:34.509
some escapism and feel totally powerless. You

00:24:34.509 --> 00:24:36.670
don't love just like really nihilistic politics

00:24:36.670 --> 00:24:42.569
in your D &D? Is it not your jam? I'm glad that

00:24:42.569 --> 00:24:45.990
everyone loves that. They're listening to it.

00:24:46.130 --> 00:24:48.009
You know what's going to give me a new sense

00:24:48.009 --> 00:24:51.109
of power though? Don't fucking do it. What? What's

00:24:51.109 --> 00:24:56.769
in our next Mail Time submission? Mail Time!

00:24:58.029 --> 00:25:01.869
I think we have dawdled on. Long enough. We're

00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:04.150
doing this now? I think it's time to get into

00:25:04.150 --> 00:25:07.230
that box sitting right there. Let me get the

00:25:07.230 --> 00:25:09.289
murder knife. Get the murder knife. Get Abby.

00:25:12.069 --> 00:25:16.509
Abby! Abby! I don't know what's happening. She

00:25:16.509 --> 00:25:18.990
just said she wanted to see. Okay. This is going

00:25:18.990 --> 00:25:21.369
to be cool. Okay. This is incredible. Oh, we

00:25:21.369 --> 00:25:23.269
got all the dogs, too. Do you want to be there

00:25:23.269 --> 00:25:24.990
for the box opening? Yeah. Bring the dogs in.

00:25:25.089 --> 00:25:27.289
Dogs, check out this box. Oh, my God. Everyone's

00:25:27.289 --> 00:25:29.200
in the room. Everyone's in the room. Jeremy?

00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:31.420
What? Take it away. Okay, I'm going to walk over.

00:25:31.500 --> 00:25:33.140
I don't have my headphones on, so. Steve? Oh.

00:25:34.660 --> 00:25:35.599
It's true. I don't know how you're going to,

00:25:35.640 --> 00:25:37.059
like, open this thing. Yeah, you can open it

00:25:37.059 --> 00:25:40.279
in front of your microphone. It's a big box,

00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:43.119
by the way. It's a tall box. Very tall box. It's

00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:49.200
a tall box for a tall boy. I am a tall boy. No,

00:25:49.220 --> 00:25:50.960
you know what? I'm almost 40. I'm a tall man.

00:25:51.420 --> 00:25:54.519
He's almost earned the man title, yeah. It's

00:25:54.519 --> 00:26:00.559
good. Oh, man. I'm so excited. We'll say this

00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.700
box that come with a letter for Jeremy. He already

00:26:03.700 --> 00:26:06.500
read it More private affair, but it is do we

00:26:06.500 --> 00:26:09.579
say who is this from yet? We say oh, yeah? We

00:26:09.579 --> 00:26:13.660
forge you know him you love him. He's the guy.

00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:22.519
He's the goat He's the mean ghost oh He's woe

00:26:22.519 --> 00:26:29.009
and whoa I'm low in He's damning. Look at that

00:26:29.009 --> 00:26:34.630
thing. What? That is dangerous. Holy shit. That

00:26:34.630 --> 00:26:40.109
is a war pick. That is a full war pick a la Dresden

00:26:40.109 --> 00:26:45.450
Kellig. Look at that handle with the resin. The

00:26:45.450 --> 00:26:48.609
resin in the cracks and stuff. It's so cool.

00:26:48.710 --> 00:26:50.950
The purple resin. Oh my gosh. It looks so magical.

00:26:52.269 --> 00:26:55.430
What the fuck? You want to swing it at something?

00:26:55.690 --> 00:27:00.289
No. You got any old TVs or... Want to step out

00:27:00.289 --> 00:27:02.210
back? Swing it or something? Yeah, let's take

00:27:02.210 --> 00:27:04.049
it outside. Let's take it outside! Alright, let's

00:27:04.049 --> 00:27:09.839
take it outside. Yeah. Should we pause it? Dude.

00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:13.140
I cannot believe you swung that at David's car.

00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:16.099
I cannot believe you hit it. Yeah, sorry guys.

00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:20.440
This is the last night of Fantasy Pants. Dude,

00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:22.920
you know those like fundraisers where you get

00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:24.720
to pay like a certain amount and you get to take

00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.839
like X amount of baseball bat swings at a car?

00:27:27.549 --> 00:27:30.109
We should do that. Dude, imagine that with that

00:27:30.109 --> 00:27:33.630
war pick. It's so gorgeous. It's so cool. Just

00:27:33.630 --> 00:27:36.950
to add to the coolness, another little hint of

00:27:36.950 --> 00:27:40.650
what's coming up. Expect a secondary kind of

00:27:40.650 --> 00:27:43.029
additional present along with that war pick.

00:27:43.109 --> 00:27:46.289
What? The Pod universe as well. The what? The

00:27:46.289 --> 00:27:49.130
Pod universe. The Pod world. What does that mean?

00:27:49.369 --> 00:27:51.970
It means Dresden's getting a present too. Oh.

00:27:53.289 --> 00:27:57.740
Oh. I'm like, we're living entirely in a pod

00:27:57.740 --> 00:28:01.519
world. In world slash out of world. Dude, we're

00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:05.859
all in a pod world. We're all corns on the cob.

00:28:06.140 --> 00:28:09.559
Take the red pill, David. Damn. It's crazy. Wow.

00:28:10.649 --> 00:28:12.829
anyways thank you so much thank you and that

00:28:12.829 --> 00:28:15.750
was so fucking cool yeah he's been we've been

00:28:15.750 --> 00:28:17.450
we've been keeping the secret from jeremy david

00:28:17.450 --> 00:28:18.569
and i've known about this for a little while

00:28:18.569 --> 00:28:20.490
and i've been seeing all the like pictures of

00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:22.329
the progress and this and that and it's been

00:28:22.329 --> 00:28:24.490
really really cool to watch the video of him

00:28:24.490 --> 00:28:27.930
just destroying a bucket and it was strong dude

00:28:27.930 --> 00:28:30.029
by the way show me this you gotta show me this

00:28:30.029 --> 00:28:32.069
i will i don't i don't know where it is but yeah

00:28:32.069 --> 00:28:35.759
when we're yeah but yeah so it was really special

00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:38.539
to actually like see it in person Andrew's countdown

00:28:38.539 --> 00:28:42.420
on Discord yes he's been like every like day

00:28:42.420 --> 00:28:44.660
for the past like week or well not week but you

00:28:44.660 --> 00:28:46.700
know what I mean three days leading up to it

00:28:46.700 --> 00:28:50.119
two days like today's the day dude yeah we got

00:28:50.119 --> 00:28:52.059
once this is over we gotta send some messages

00:28:52.059 --> 00:28:55.599
out there oh yeah yeah yeah definitely thank

00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:57.579
you so much Andrew we'll get at you man as ever

00:28:57.579 --> 00:29:01.230
the coolest dude yeah The fire -forging fella

00:29:01.230 --> 00:29:04.789
that makes you want to yell out. That's right.

00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:09.109
Nice. Hey, should we get to some questions? Now

00:29:09.109 --> 00:29:13.150
we can get to the rest of our, well, not the

00:29:13.150 --> 00:29:15.309
rest of, we haven't done any yet, but we can

00:29:15.309 --> 00:29:18.670
jump in to our listener questions. Oh, yeah.

00:29:19.130 --> 00:29:23.549
Hand in hand, dive. Whoa. I've got some here

00:29:23.549 --> 00:29:28.400
from... Matthew's Nerdy Nation, who I think isn't

00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:30.640
quite caught up yet. I think he's still somewhere

00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:34.680
in the 30s. So he'll get these all later on.

00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:37.160
Hopefully he doesn't jump ahead and get any spoilers.

00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:40.220
Yeah, actually, don't listen to this one. I just

00:29:40.220 --> 00:29:43.759
talked about a lot of stuff. Oh, shit. We put

00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:49.000
the spoiler warning way too late. But let's crack

00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:52.599
this open and see what we got from Matthew. Hey,

00:29:52.660 --> 00:29:59.099
Matthew here. In one of the early episodes, David

00:29:59.099 --> 00:30:02.799
had said that he was pronouncing Jules' last

00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:07.240
name wrong for the entirety of the show until

00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:10.460
that point. Yeah, he did. And said there were

00:30:10.460 --> 00:30:13.319
other names that he was pronouncing wrong in

00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:17.380
the Journey to the Radiant Citadel book. Oh,

00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:22.839
no. What were those names? This is fun. Oh my

00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:26.140
gosh. Time to produce receipts, my friend. It

00:30:26.140 --> 00:30:29.319
is honestly easier to say what weren't those

00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:35.059
names. I'm pretty sure Ariat is Ariat. Shule

00:30:35.059 --> 00:30:39.400
is Shule. There are so many. When you get to

00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:44.519
the first arc, I don't know how many of those

00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:46.660
names I got wrong, but probably most of them.

00:30:48.539 --> 00:30:53.119
I'm really bad at, I guess, pronouncing names.

00:30:53.660 --> 00:30:56.680
Pick one that makes you cringe when you think

00:30:56.680 --> 00:31:02.220
of how you pronounced it. Oh, hang on. The Sholay

00:31:02.220 --> 00:31:05.039
one is pretty... It's a hard one. The thing is,

00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:07.000
it doesn't have the pronunciation guide for...

00:31:08.410 --> 00:31:11.349
Ariat and Sholay. So that's shame on you, Wizards

00:31:11.349 --> 00:31:12.809
of the Coast. I'm trying to think of one from

00:31:12.809 --> 00:31:16.490
a world that was particularly bad. Kiss, kiss.

00:31:18.529 --> 00:31:21.069
Oh, I'm having a hard time. I'd go back and take

00:31:21.069 --> 00:31:23.349
a look. I kind of said a long time ago that I'm

00:31:23.349 --> 00:31:26.849
just horrible at this. In a lot of the worlds,

00:31:26.910 --> 00:31:28.210
they will have different pronunciations. I'll

00:31:28.210 --> 00:31:29.529
go through the world and look back and be like,

00:31:29.589 --> 00:31:32.509
oh, crap. San Sitian is actually San Situan.

00:31:32.650 --> 00:31:38.690
I just assumed that the L was a ya. You know?

00:31:38.730 --> 00:31:41.069
I don't know. It looked fitting. I like the way

00:31:41.069 --> 00:31:42.769
it sounds. It rolls a ton better. Let's not even

00:31:42.769 --> 00:31:45.190
get into fucking Papalapadapadahill because fuck

00:31:45.190 --> 00:31:46.990
that one. Nobody knows how to say that. Nobody

00:31:46.990 --> 00:31:49.650
knows how to say that. Probably everything on

00:31:49.650 --> 00:31:51.789
Sansatyan will be straight. It's probably like

00:31:51.789 --> 00:32:00.750
Popalotion. Oh, man. Papalapadapalus. So, I will

00:32:00.750 --> 00:32:03.089
say everything on Sansatyan will make me cringe

00:32:03.089 --> 00:32:05.049
because I'm probably bad at all of it. All right.

00:32:05.349 --> 00:32:14.319
Nice. And I am very sorry. I'm very sorry. Sorry.

00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:20.819
Let me get into some questions from Zila. Hey,

00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:25.200
Fantasy Pants. It's Astropathic, or Zila. I've

00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:27.660
got three questions for you today. The first

00:32:27.660 --> 00:32:31.059
one is that if you had to run another module,

00:32:31.220 --> 00:32:36.849
which module would you pick? Honestly, easy answer,

00:32:36.970 --> 00:32:39.150
I would say. Because there's one module I've

00:32:39.150 --> 00:32:41.670
played that I've absolutely adored. I only played

00:32:41.670 --> 00:32:43.829
a little bit of it, but it was my favorite because

00:32:43.829 --> 00:32:45.950
I love the setting so much. I love the whimsy,

00:32:45.950 --> 00:32:48.829
I love the fun, and that is Wild Beyond the Witchlight.

00:32:49.049 --> 00:32:52.529
I really loved Wild Beyond the Witchlight. I

00:32:52.529 --> 00:32:55.369
would love to run that and go beyond that, but

00:32:55.369 --> 00:33:00.009
the Feywild is so fun. It can be scary in the

00:33:00.009 --> 00:33:03.769
old nursery rhyme way, but like... You have puzzles

00:33:03.769 --> 00:33:05.869
in that one where it's like, oh, there's a door,

00:33:05.990 --> 00:33:07.410
but it has a big face, and once you're through,

00:33:07.529 --> 00:33:09.170
you gotta tell the door a joke to make it laugh,

00:33:09.289 --> 00:33:11.289
so its mouth goes, and you go through. Like,

00:33:11.309 --> 00:33:15.029
stupid, stupid. I love it so much. I ran for

00:33:15.029 --> 00:33:17.390
some people, and there was some, I literally

00:33:17.390 --> 00:33:19.029
ran it by book, and there was like some water

00:33:19.029 --> 00:33:20.750
methods, or mud methods that came out of this

00:33:20.750 --> 00:33:22.970
mud, and they're like, hee hee hee, if you want

00:33:22.970 --> 00:33:25.750
to get by, you must name our favorite food, otherwise

00:33:25.750 --> 00:33:28.970
we will kill you. Otherwise we will kill you.

00:33:29.069 --> 00:33:32.299
And they just thought, they were like, um, Mud

00:33:32.299 --> 00:33:36.000
pie? And as written, I had to be like, hee hee

00:33:36.000 --> 00:33:39.160
hee hee. Go ahead. Oh my god. Because they were

00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:44.579
right. It was mud pie. Just like the whole book

00:33:44.579 --> 00:33:47.259
is just tomfoolery, but also legitimately scary.

00:33:47.740 --> 00:33:50.180
I ran it like you start off as children. So you

00:33:50.180 --> 00:33:51.980
have this whole like opening bit where you're

00:33:51.980 --> 00:33:54.339
all children dealing with these nightmarish Feywild

00:33:54.339 --> 00:33:55.880
creatures that steal something important from

00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:57.240
you. So you have to go on as your adults back

00:33:57.240 --> 00:33:58.599
into the Feywild and this grand adventure to

00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:00.579
get that stuff back. It's really cool. So if

00:34:00.579 --> 00:34:02.240
you're looking for a cool module out there, check

00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:05.680
out Wild Beyond the Witchlight. I love it. Something

00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:07.319
that I really want to play. I think we've talked

00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.860
about it before. I would love to play Spelljammer.

00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:13.599
That's right. Yes. This is almost Spelljammer.

00:34:13.659 --> 00:34:15.699
We were very close. It was around the same time

00:34:15.699 --> 00:34:17.579
as Journeys. Spelljammer came out and I chose

00:34:17.579 --> 00:34:20.420
this one over it. Barely. I want to do some spacey

00:34:20.420 --> 00:34:25.059
sci -fi, but still like swords and shields and

00:34:25.059 --> 00:34:27.320
you know what I mean? Yeah. Sorcery. Swords and

00:34:27.320 --> 00:34:29.539
sorcery. That's the term. It's a cool blend.

00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:33.059
It's a really, really cool blend. Oh, you guys

00:34:33.059 --> 00:34:38.230
are looking at me now. Yeah. I don't know. Puppy

00:34:38.230 --> 00:34:39.949
dog eyes. I'm the one that hasn't played D &D

00:34:39.949 --> 00:34:41.829
for a very long time. It's true. So I played

00:34:41.829 --> 00:34:43.449
Radiant Citadel and Frostmaiden with you guys,

00:34:43.469 --> 00:34:45.210
and I've loved both of them. Cool. Frostmaiden

00:34:45.210 --> 00:34:48.710
was great. We had a lot of fun with what we played

00:34:48.710 --> 00:34:50.710
of Frostmaiden. We didn't quite finish, but maybe

00:34:50.710 --> 00:34:54.929
someday. Maybe someday. Yeah, I'm having a blast

00:34:54.929 --> 00:34:56.889
playing. I don't really know what else is out

00:34:56.889 --> 00:34:59.829
there. I trust you guys' judgment. Hell yeah.

00:35:01.150 --> 00:35:04.949
Second. What is the ideal amount of dice to have?

00:35:05.150 --> 00:35:09.929
Be aware that there is a correct answer. I have

00:35:09.929 --> 00:35:12.650
one set of dice I typically use, to be honest.

00:35:12.889 --> 00:35:15.670
I feel like that's not the correct answer. I

00:35:15.670 --> 00:35:18.170
need the full metal die to handle the Port of

00:35:18.170 --> 00:35:21.050
Pain, you know? They gotta be heavy die or else

00:35:21.050 --> 00:35:23.829
they go flying. I appreciate that. I appreciate

00:35:23.829 --> 00:35:26.469
that, but I think one set, I don't think that's

00:35:26.469 --> 00:35:28.289
the answer. I do feel like when we're in combat,

00:35:28.369 --> 00:35:33.610
it's kind of like... Oh, it is terrifying when

00:35:33.610 --> 00:35:37.969
you roll like 18 D6 and they each sound like

00:35:37.969 --> 00:35:43.269
boulders falling down a chimney. Yeah. The hooves

00:35:43.269 --> 00:35:45.630
of a god beast coming down to crush you. That

00:35:45.630 --> 00:35:48.630
dice set works for you, especially when paired

00:35:48.630 --> 00:35:53.889
with your dice tower. But I'm going to speak

00:35:53.889 --> 00:35:57.530
for Zila and say that assuredly you're wrong.

00:35:57.869 --> 00:36:01.389
Okay. All right. The only correct answer is the

00:36:01.389 --> 00:36:03.730
limit does not exist. You can never have too

00:36:03.730 --> 00:36:05.929
many. Limitless. You can never have too many

00:36:05.929 --> 00:36:07.690
dice. This is the opposite end of the spectrum.

00:36:08.230 --> 00:36:12.869
All right. Dice high? That's a reference. Dicetron.

00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:17.500
Hey, I just made an old Fantasy Batch reference.

00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:20.500
It's true. That's right, yes. If anybody remembers

00:36:20.500 --> 00:36:23.099
the original trailer. Yeah, they called that.

00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:27.320
Dice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Die. Dices. Yeah,

00:36:27.340 --> 00:36:32.360
yeah, yeah. That's so good. That's so good. My

00:36:32.360 --> 00:36:36.820
answer is somewhere in between. I hope it's the

00:36:36.820 --> 00:36:39.659
right answer. Okay. I feel like as soon as you

00:36:39.659 --> 00:36:44.280
feel like you have too many die, that's the right

00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:47.239
number. I guess Steven's answer was somewhere

00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:49.360
between one and infinite, you know? Yeah, exactly.

00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:51.900
Exactly. I hope that's the right answer, you

00:36:51.900 --> 00:36:55.320
lazy son of a bitch. It's individual to everybody,

00:36:55.380 --> 00:36:59.159
but you need to have more than enough, right?

00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:01.159
Yeah. Just get into politics, Steven, with that

00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.380
way of saying nothing. I thought it was good.

00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:06.380
When you think you have too many, that's when

00:37:06.380 --> 00:37:09.340
you just get just one more. See? He gets it.

00:37:09.440 --> 00:37:11.960
No, but then when you get one more, do I have

00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:13.820
too many? I think I have too many. Then you get

00:37:13.820 --> 00:37:15.940
one more. Do you have too many then? Yeah, I

00:37:15.940 --> 00:37:17.579
have too many. So now it's an infinite loop.

00:37:17.760 --> 00:37:20.920
You can never have too many die. Well, I'm curious

00:37:20.920 --> 00:37:23.800
to know what Zila's answer is. Find out on Discord!

00:37:23.800 --> 00:37:30.440
And your answer too! Find out on Discord! I think

00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:34.400
we got one more from Zila. Third question is

00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:41.699
which is it better to roll? 3d4, 2d6, or 1d12?

00:37:42.139 --> 00:37:44.869
Be aware that there is also a correct answer

00:37:44.869 --> 00:37:49.369
i think i'm first hold on i think there was something

00:37:49.369 --> 00:37:53.849
else i missed the last like 30 seconds be aware

00:37:53.849 --> 00:37:58.130
that there is also a correct answer thanks oh

00:37:58.130 --> 00:38:01.889
it was thanks thank you zilla thank you integral

00:38:01.889 --> 00:38:10.989
now i get it hold on jeremy spoke up first i

00:38:10.989 --> 00:38:15.980
want to hear what jeremy's got to say 3d4 3d4,

00:38:15.980 --> 00:38:18.360
2d6, or 1d12. Yeah, they all total the same.

00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:22.519
Your choice is 3d4? Yeah. David? 3d4, yeah. Yeah.

00:38:22.780 --> 00:38:24.900
If I'm using a boss monster, I at least want

00:38:24.900 --> 00:38:27.920
my minimum four damage. If I roll a one on a

00:38:27.920 --> 00:38:32.800
d12, I will go to the bathroom and cry. The only

00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:37.019
reason I think that I maybe know this is just

00:38:37.019 --> 00:38:39.400
from watching, I don't know, some casino show.

00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:44.769
I've heard that in craps, Because you roll 2d6

00:38:44.769 --> 00:38:48.590
in that casino game. And they say that the most

00:38:48.590 --> 00:38:54.010
likely number to roll on 2d6 is 7. Huh. I don't

00:38:54.010 --> 00:38:56.630
know why. We've discussed many times before.

00:38:56.750 --> 00:39:04.150
I'm not a statistician. I think I've heard this

00:39:04.150 --> 00:39:07.750
stat in the zeitgeist. So I'm going to bullshit

00:39:07.750 --> 00:39:14.199
blindly math guess 2d6. All right. Okay. Well,

00:39:14.300 --> 00:39:19.380
you're wrong. I will say, I love the feeling

00:39:19.380 --> 00:39:21.719
of rolling a D12, because you don't do it very

00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:26.059
often. I've played a Warlock before with Toll

00:39:26.059 --> 00:39:29.820
the Dead, and God, I love rolling D12s, baby.

00:39:30.699 --> 00:39:36.139
D12s just feel good. But I'm, again, curious

00:39:36.139 --> 00:39:38.940
to hear Zila's answer, because it sounds like

00:39:38.940 --> 00:39:42.289
she's got it in the bag. How about we do some

00:39:42.289 --> 00:39:45.349
written questions? We've got some written questions

00:39:45.349 --> 00:39:50.789
from a couple of people. All right. Firstly...

00:39:50.789 --> 00:39:52.090
Wait, you've got to do a voice with them, though.

00:39:52.130 --> 00:39:53.630
That's the new rule. I don't know if I can do

00:39:53.630 --> 00:39:54.710
it. Someone doesn't put a question in voice,

00:39:54.929 --> 00:40:01.349
we've got to do a voice for them. I've got questions

00:40:01.349 --> 00:40:05.219
here. That's a horrible voice. Keep going. That

00:40:05.219 --> 00:40:09.760
sucks. From Oliver, a .k .a. Scipio Africanus.

00:40:09.780 --> 00:40:13.820
Ooh, Oliver. The first ones are to David. I'll

00:40:13.820 --> 00:40:18.460
have David read the David question. Ooh. Let's

00:40:18.460 --> 00:40:21.139
see. All right. How do I do an Oliver voice here?

00:40:21.380 --> 00:40:27.719
I just, I mean. Okay. How much of the campaign

00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:30.840
is from the journeys through the Radiant Citadel

00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:35.059
official material, and how much is homebrew?

00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:39.199
Thank you, Oliver. Great question. Thank you

00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:45.480
for that. Okay, Oliver. Sorry. This is like we

00:40:45.480 --> 00:40:47.159
didn't even do two episodes tonight, so this

00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:49.340
isn't even second episode energy. Will you hurry

00:40:49.340 --> 00:40:51.679
up and answer my question? Sure thing. One second.

00:40:52.650 --> 00:40:54.230
So I would actually say about half and half,

00:40:54.329 --> 00:40:57.730
right? I use a lot of like pieces from Radiant

00:40:57.730 --> 00:40:59.469
Citadel, but I change a lot of what those pieces

00:40:59.469 --> 00:41:01.210
mean. Like Sholay's in the book, but Sholay is

00:41:01.210 --> 00:41:02.670
an entirely different character with a whole

00:41:02.670 --> 00:41:05.090
different arc, whole different backstory. I mean,

00:41:05.130 --> 00:41:07.530
that's just one sort of person. Like I like to

00:41:07.530 --> 00:41:10.110
use a lot of the names and faces and places,

00:41:10.190 --> 00:41:13.250
but I like to change a lot about them. It's one

00:41:13.250 --> 00:41:14.869
of my favorite parts of DMing is looking at the

00:41:14.869 --> 00:41:17.550
puzzle pieces and saying, this is cool. How can

00:41:17.550 --> 00:41:20.079
I make this even cooler for me? How can I make

00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:22.519
this a David story? And like, just, you know,

00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:24.719
make me more excited about it. And it's honestly

00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:26.199
why I'm almost like nervous like going into a

00:41:26.199 --> 00:41:28.679
full homebrew because I love so much the feeling

00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:31.880
of having the support system of those puzzle

00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:35.079
pieces. So if you're running a module, get creative,

00:41:35.099 --> 00:41:39.019
get crazy because it's fun to have something

00:41:39.019 --> 00:41:42.559
to jump off of. It's a great place to start and

00:41:42.559 --> 00:41:47.039
say, how can I take this balanced piece of work?

00:41:47.710 --> 00:41:52.429
and be a dick about it. Exactly. Dude, that final

00:41:52.429 --> 00:41:54.090
fight was so much easier than the book. It's

00:41:54.090 --> 00:41:56.469
not even fair. It's crazy. It was like a ghost

00:41:56.469 --> 00:41:59.329
and two gargoyles. Like, no way, dude. I want

00:41:59.329 --> 00:42:01.510
three tigers. I want the ghost to be way stronger

00:42:01.510 --> 00:42:04.489
with legendary actions. I'm going to slap a golem

00:42:04.489 --> 00:42:07.289
stat block onto a revenant stat block and do

00:42:07.289 --> 00:42:09.329
some weird in -between, some fire elemental stuff.

00:42:09.449 --> 00:42:12.730
I don't care. It was fun. It was awesome. Whose

00:42:12.730 --> 00:42:15.500
question's up next? This is going to be a question

00:42:15.500 --> 00:42:17.579
for Steven. Do you want me to read this to you?

00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:18.840
You're going to read it? Okay. I'm doing them

00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:22.039
all now. Okay. What do you think would have happened

00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.920
if you took Pepper or Trace as Zebulon's sidekick

00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:28.139
instead of Jean Franklin? That's a really good

00:42:28.139 --> 00:42:30.039
question. Damn. Thank you, Oliver. Holy shit,

00:42:30.099 --> 00:42:36.000
yeah. Yeah, sure thing, man. So... I think part

00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:38.840
of the reason why I picked Jean Franklin was

00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:42.159
because he annoyed me the least. That's shocking.

00:42:43.469 --> 00:42:47.429
Yeah. As hateable as he was early on. Dude, Trace,

00:42:47.449 --> 00:42:49.909
the goblin, like that goblin voice all the time,

00:42:49.929 --> 00:42:52.650
I think would have drove me nuts. And Pepper's

00:42:52.650 --> 00:42:58.750
unpredictable energy also would have, like, probably

00:42:58.750 --> 00:43:01.269
driven me nuts. So I think. So what happened

00:43:01.269 --> 00:43:03.150
in the show, like, otherwise? Like, if you change,

00:43:03.230 --> 00:43:04.650
pick one of those two. Oh, sure, sure, sure.

00:43:04.849 --> 00:43:07.389
Think of how different. Well, we probably wouldn't

00:43:07.389 --> 00:43:09.949
have had Blanche. Yeah, no, no way. Blanche was

00:43:09.949 --> 00:43:11.989
brought in because of the connection. Yeah. Well,

00:43:12.070 --> 00:43:15.730
even earlier than that, we had the Pepper connection,

00:43:15.889 --> 00:43:18.210
which I don't know if it would have been the

00:43:18.210 --> 00:43:22.750
same otherwise, but at least my intention was

00:43:22.750 --> 00:43:26.329
to pump some money into the party by kind of

00:43:26.329 --> 00:43:30.630
having like an in with our sponsor. So we could

00:43:30.630 --> 00:43:33.610
have started out with less gold, been worse equipped

00:43:33.610 --> 00:43:37.230
in those early levels, and been more annoyed

00:43:37.230 --> 00:43:40.289
for it. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, you're already so

00:43:40.289 --> 00:43:43.369
annoyed. That's crazy. That's nuts to imagine.

00:43:43.789 --> 00:43:48.369
Why am I doing this? I'm so annoyed. Yeah, it's

00:43:48.369 --> 00:43:51.190
so funny. Like, so much of the story has revolved

00:43:51.190 --> 00:43:54.780
around that. choice that that option that that

00:43:54.780 --> 00:43:56.380
initial like hey which one of these three do

00:43:56.380 --> 00:43:59.599
you want um it's it's wild to see all the big

00:43:59.599 --> 00:44:02.579
moments that that happened as a result like well

00:44:02.579 --> 00:44:04.619
well we also know like we've talked about before

00:44:04.619 --> 00:44:08.599
jean franklin is a character that we in our personal

00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:11.400
experience is more familiar we've yeah played

00:44:11.400 --> 00:44:13.960
with jean franklin before in a game before this

00:44:13.960 --> 00:44:18.000
so so i i think it was kind of the obvious choice

00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:20.380
easter egg though honestly i didn't like think

00:44:20.380 --> 00:44:22.300
of it as being like uh pick this It was like,

00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:23.880
hey, they'll think this is funny. They'll get

00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:25.780
a laugh out of this in our third or sixth episode.

00:44:26.000 --> 00:44:27.960
I tried to make it objective, but I think it.

00:44:28.059 --> 00:44:31.739
I remember being very much in camp John Franklin

00:44:31.739 --> 00:44:34.219
and saying, yeah, are you kidding me? You have

00:44:34.219 --> 00:44:36.579
to pick John Franklin. Right. Yeah. This is what

00:44:36.579 --> 00:44:38.019
has to happen. Well, yeah. I mean, you know,

00:44:38.019 --> 00:44:39.880
if you have to pick someone to be by your side

00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:43.920
and your choices are the berserker. Was Trace

00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:48.579
a fighter? Yeah. A fighter or a paladin? I think.

00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:51.750
Yeah. Especially for like. backup for support

00:44:51.750 --> 00:44:53.929
i think i'm choosing the palette and for the

00:44:53.929 --> 00:44:56.530
rogue character who's high damage but less defensive

00:44:56.530 --> 00:44:59.329
right it makes sense it made sense so so in a

00:44:59.329 --> 00:45:02.150
lot of ways even even if they're just personally

00:45:02.150 --> 00:45:04.929
john franklin made the most sense but also um

00:45:04.929 --> 00:45:08.670
trace and pepper kind of annoyed me oh yeah and

00:45:08.670 --> 00:45:13.230
finally two jokes that was a fine answer to my

00:45:13.230 --> 00:45:15.570
question by the way steve and i'll give you a

00:45:15.570 --> 00:45:17.829
b plus thanks happy to hear it can i have a button

00:45:17.829 --> 00:45:21.579
no I'll give David a button. I never get those

00:45:21.579 --> 00:45:27.300
from Oliver. Finally, to Jeremy, do you write

00:45:27.300 --> 00:45:31.059
your own song lyrics? Yes. Now, I want to add

00:45:31.059 --> 00:45:33.760
to this question as Oliver. Tell me about your

00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:36.739
process for how you write lyrics. I, David, and

00:45:36.739 --> 00:45:43.699
Oliver, am curious. I don't have a process. No,

00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:46.699
that's cool. I don't. Just sit down and be awesome.

00:45:46.980 --> 00:45:47.559
I just sit down and I'm like, okay, what's the

00:45:47.559 --> 00:45:49.960
situation? Just sit down and be awesome. Yeah.

00:45:50.300 --> 00:45:54.139
Hell yeah. All right. That's cool as hell. No

00:45:54.139 --> 00:45:56.239
process whatsoever. Just whatever comes to me.

00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:59.840
Usually it's based around like what kind of song

00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:03.019
I want to do. Okay. Which I have really enjoyed

00:46:03.019 --> 00:46:06.179
so far is like you're picking from different

00:46:06.179 --> 00:46:09.059
genres. Yeah, and that wasn't intentional either.

00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:13.760
It's just like, hey, we're in here. right let's

00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:15.800
do this because it feels right and i've loved

00:46:15.800 --> 00:46:18.619
the vibe every time yeah it's it's always so

00:46:18.619 --> 00:46:22.719
perfect uh i know you have one more kind of extra

00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:26.119
question here uh to steven and jeremy other than

00:46:26.119 --> 00:46:28.739
the main characters zebulon jules and blanche

00:46:28.739 --> 00:46:31.900
who was your favorite character or sidekick to

00:46:31.900 --> 00:46:35.519
sort of play uh jean franklin dance arhalon crispin

00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:38.780
uh because you play as the sidekicks in combat

00:46:38.780 --> 00:46:43.460
so yeah who do you like the most My favorite

00:46:43.460 --> 00:46:45.739
one, which I did not get to utilize near as much

00:46:45.739 --> 00:46:50.119
as I wanted to, was Arhalon. Oh, yeah. Arhalon

00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:52.199
had a cool kit. He had a cool kit. Yeah. He was

00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:54.099
like a better Jean Franklin. Yeah, but he might

00:46:54.099 --> 00:46:55.820
come around later, though. Yeah, he might. He's

00:46:55.820 --> 00:46:58.360
back now. Oh, yeah. We have a chance, yeah. Wink.

00:46:58.599 --> 00:47:02.860
He might come back. Wink. Oh. Hint, hint. All

00:47:02.860 --> 00:47:05.920
right, Steven. I guess you want to hear your

00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:10.300
answer now. Well, if we want to talk - Keep it

00:47:10.300 --> 00:47:16.849
to one word, please. No. If we want to talk in

00:47:16.849 --> 00:47:20.070
like monster of the week sort of terms, I love

00:47:20.070 --> 00:47:24.090
playing like big magic. So Dresden was really

00:47:24.090 --> 00:47:28.690
cool for that. Dresden? Oh, God. What? Crispin.

00:47:28.690 --> 00:47:30.590
I do that all the time. Yeah. We mix it up a

00:47:30.590 --> 00:47:33.070
lot. Crispin. I loved playing Crispin for that,

00:47:33.110 --> 00:47:34.690
you know, because I could pull out like some

00:47:34.690 --> 00:47:37.750
big weird spell. Yeah. And do some cool wild

00:47:37.750 --> 00:47:42.219
shit. But I'll kind of pivot and say that that's

00:47:42.219 --> 00:47:44.820
why I'm really excited to play Salome. Yeah.

00:47:45.139 --> 00:47:49.559
Because I'm pretty quickly falling in love with

00:47:49.559 --> 00:47:54.059
playing clerics. And I'm really excited to explore

00:47:54.059 --> 00:47:56.460
more of that. I think we might see a lot of Salome

00:47:56.460 --> 00:48:01.239
coming up. Ooh, la la. Just to end off here,

00:48:01.300 --> 00:48:04.420
I want to say love the podcast. Keep up the amazing

00:48:04.420 --> 00:48:07.840
work. Thanks, man. Thank you, Oliver. Appreciate

00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:11.679
that. You're welcome. I'm going to leave. Goodbye,

00:48:11.800 --> 00:48:17.300
guys. See ya. Bye, Oliver. Bye, Oliver. Here's

00:48:17.300 --> 00:48:21.199
your phone back. All right. You guys have some

00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:26.059
wife questions. Yes. Oh, yeah. We do. Shall I

00:48:26.059 --> 00:48:29.920
start? Please do. Heck yeah. I look forward every

00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:34.280
unzipped to hearing Gabby. Hi, it's me, Gabby.

00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:37.679
I want to know your bucket list of places and

00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:42.719
food. Oh. Bucket list places and food. Bucket

00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:47.000
list place for me, 100%, is Dragon Quest Island

00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:49.820
in Japan. I want to go there so badly. It is

00:48:49.820 --> 00:48:52.019
my life dream. I thought we talked about going

00:48:52.019 --> 00:48:54.590
there. We talked about going there a long time

00:48:54.590 --> 00:48:58.750
ago. Remember? We might have. We should make

00:48:58.750 --> 00:49:02.610
it happen sometime. Let's do it. I could just

00:49:02.610 --> 00:49:07.230
die happy after that. Food. More pizza. All the

00:49:07.230 --> 00:49:10.030
pizza. Try the pizzas. I love pizza, man. More

00:49:10.030 --> 00:49:16.250
pizza. Yeah. So, I also... I really would love

00:49:16.250 --> 00:49:18.610
to visit Japan. I'd also throw in South Korea.

00:49:19.210 --> 00:49:23.550
Oh, yeah. Any of those, the whole continent.

00:49:23.750 --> 00:49:27.050
I would love to visit some place in Asia, especially

00:49:27.050 --> 00:49:29.389
some place that has that sort of nerdy underculture,

00:49:29.489 --> 00:49:34.090
like Japan or South Korea. As far as bucket list

00:49:34.090 --> 00:49:39.449
food goes, I think bucket list food is a big

00:49:39.449 --> 00:49:42.599
reason why I... learned and like taught myself

00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.139
how to cook was because i was like i want to

00:49:45.139 --> 00:49:48.119
have good food so i'll just learn to make it

00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:50.760
hell yeah so i don't know if i have anything

00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:52.400
that i'm really like chasing right now that's

00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.239
that's pretty interesting i'll i'll uh i'll have

00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:57.260
to think about that i'm glad you have challenged

00:49:57.260 --> 00:50:00.480
your mind yeah thank you gabby that was jeremy

00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:03.980
what about you Bucket list place is New Zealand.

00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:06.679
Ooh. Good one. Yeah, that's a good one. There's

00:50:06.679 --> 00:50:08.360
big spiders, so it's actually a bad one. And

00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:11.679
then my bucket list food is an entire Hobbit

00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:14.420
feast. Oh, okay. There's also She -Love there.

00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:16.159
See, we could make that happen, though. Yeah.

00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:20.940
An entire Hobbit feast. Or a close second, the

00:50:20.940 --> 00:50:24.300
feast from Hook. You guys might be too young

00:50:24.300 --> 00:50:25.619
to fucking understand that. No, I remember. Oh,

00:50:25.699 --> 00:50:27.219
you remember it? Oh, yeah. It was imaginary.

00:50:27.849 --> 00:50:30.170
Yeah. No, it was real. What are you talking about?

00:50:30.230 --> 00:50:32.989
It was real. It was real. It was real. Shit.

00:50:33.329 --> 00:50:36.349
But then when it became real. It looked pretty

00:50:36.349 --> 00:50:38.090
good. Yeah. It looked pretty good. Yeah. All

00:50:38.090 --> 00:50:40.909
right. Hobbit birthday. Let's do it. Oh. Oh.

00:50:41.309 --> 00:50:45.670
Oh. What? Oh. Yeah. Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah.

00:50:45.949 --> 00:50:49.650
Hobbit feast? Oh, yeah. Now I have one more question

00:50:49.650 --> 00:50:52.510
for you. What's that, Gabby? Do you have any

00:50:52.510 --> 00:50:55.150
childhood memories where you still cringe thinking

00:50:55.150 --> 00:50:59.210
about how awkward you were? I will get the ball

00:50:59.210 --> 00:51:02.090
rolling. Okay. I'll get the ball rolling. I'll

00:51:02.090 --> 00:51:04.389
turn over the stone for you pants people. I'll

00:51:04.389 --> 00:51:08.849
do it for you. So when I was very young, I didn't

00:51:08.849 --> 00:51:11.050
really know how urinals were supposed to work.

00:51:11.650 --> 00:51:14.489
Stop. Hang on. I haven't got to the funny part

00:51:14.489 --> 00:51:17.650
yet. Don't laugh, even at that part. So I didn't

00:51:17.650 --> 00:51:19.090
know how urinals were supposed to work, and I...

00:51:19.880 --> 00:51:24.039
I would kind of just go in and, you know, unbutton,

00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:28.539
unzip and just drop full cheeks. You know, just

00:51:28.539 --> 00:51:30.980
full cheeks. So you'd walk in. It's just like

00:51:30.980 --> 00:51:33.260
pants on the floor, full cheeks. That's a pretty

00:51:33.260 --> 00:51:36.179
normal small kid thing to do. No, we're talking

00:51:36.179 --> 00:51:41.219
middle school. Oh. Why did you pry that out of

00:51:41.219 --> 00:51:43.840
me? What did I say? I went to middle school.

00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:48.500
God damn it. And I have memories. Hang on. I'm

00:51:48.500 --> 00:51:51.400
walking into the bathroom. This better not be

00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:54.659
yours. Just turn in the corner and just look

00:51:54.659 --> 00:51:57.199
at the mirror. And there's David. Pants around

00:51:57.199 --> 00:52:02.280
his ankles. Full butters. Oh, God. Full cheeks,

00:52:02.500 --> 00:52:07.619
baby. Stephen Howland at that moon. And just

00:52:07.619 --> 00:52:10.480
turn around, look over his shoulder, and just

00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:15.889
be like, hey, what's up? I think... The kids

00:52:15.889 --> 00:52:22.030
today would refer to that as a power move. Nobody

00:52:22.030 --> 00:52:24.590
challenged you, I guess. Yeah, I owned the school.

00:52:24.929 --> 00:52:28.329
Oh, my God. That's so funny. Top that, Steven.

00:52:28.489 --> 00:52:30.389
No, it's not even close. I don't want you to

00:52:30.389 --> 00:52:31.889
tickle me until I piss my pants. Oh, my God.

00:52:31.889 --> 00:52:37.250
It's not even close. You jerk. Okay. I remember

00:52:37.250 --> 00:52:40.150
there was... It's also a middle school one. I

00:52:40.150 --> 00:52:42.849
remember there was a school dance. And like last

00:52:42.849 --> 00:52:47.849
minute, the DJ canceled. And so the teachers

00:52:47.849 --> 00:52:49.389
came and they were like, hey, guys, we're not

00:52:49.389 --> 00:52:53.750
having the school dance anymore. And I was like,

00:52:53.889 --> 00:52:58.710
bullshit, we're not. I was so cool. I had just

00:52:58.710 --> 00:53:04.280
bought a $300 boom box from Walmart. like with

00:53:04.280 --> 00:53:07.500
like the six disc CD changer and the speakers

00:53:07.500 --> 00:53:10.619
that were like thigh high. And it was like black

00:53:10.619 --> 00:53:12.639
with like orange highlights. I was like, nah,

00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:16.579
man, I'll bring my boom box in and we can do

00:53:16.579 --> 00:53:22.800
the school dance on that. And like, I still don't,

00:53:22.820 --> 00:53:24.619
but at the time definitely didn't know anything

00:53:24.619 --> 00:53:28.000
about audio or whatnot. So like when you hook

00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:33.809
up a $300 Walmart stereo to like, you know, big

00:53:33.809 --> 00:53:36.889
speakers that are supposed to play at a school

00:53:36.889 --> 00:53:39.750
dance. Yeah. It doesn't go well. It skips a lot.

00:53:39.849 --> 00:53:43.670
It cuts out. I don't know why, but it was like,

00:53:43.710 --> 00:53:45.630
I don't remember this. It was like an hour and

00:53:45.630 --> 00:53:48.510
45 minutes of the music just not working. I must

00:53:48.510 --> 00:53:52.130
have been there. Oh yeah, probably. Damn. Yeah,

00:53:52.170 --> 00:53:55.309
it was really bad. But yeah, I was so confident

00:53:55.309 --> 00:53:57.369
that I was like, I'm going to save the day. I'll

00:53:57.369 --> 00:54:00.579
be the DJ. Yeah, no, I still think about that

00:54:00.579 --> 00:54:02.599
sometimes. Well, if I didn't laugh at you then,

00:54:02.679 --> 00:54:09.500
please allow me to laugh at you now. Nerd. Thanks.

00:54:11.039 --> 00:54:13.360
That's truly embarrassing and you should feel

00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:15.099
bad for yourself. In front of Gabby? In front

00:54:15.099 --> 00:54:18.159
of Gabby? Yeah. Jeremy, give me an answer that's

00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:21.480
even funnier. Nope. Oh, man. I'm going to leave

00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:26.159
trauma where it lives. That sounds like a hard

00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:31.110
pass to me. All right, I've got questions from...

00:54:31.110 --> 00:54:33.449
Wait, more about my wife. Oh. Oh, yes. I thought

00:54:33.449 --> 00:54:36.230
you passed. Huh? Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:54:36.230 --> 00:54:38.230
that's right. We're not done with wife questions.

00:54:38.349 --> 00:54:41.090
I have a question, actually. Oh, that's right,

00:54:41.130 --> 00:54:44.909
yes. Is I, Abby, who did not want to submit a

00:54:44.909 --> 00:54:47.250
voice and walk in the room, so I'm going to be

00:54:47.250 --> 00:54:52.789
Abby now. My, Jeremy, you look so tall and dashing.

00:54:53.769 --> 00:54:57.840
How I pat my eyelashes at you. Moi. I don't even

00:54:57.840 --> 00:54:59.579
know how to respond to that. Yeah. Even as a

00:54:59.579 --> 00:55:03.139
joke. What's the question again? Can someone

00:55:03.139 --> 00:55:05.460
say it to me so I can say it back to you? She

00:55:05.460 --> 00:55:08.300
was curious about how you and I... How do you

00:55:08.300 --> 00:55:15.679
and David... Figure out when and how to have

00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:18.360
a song. Figure out when and how to write a song

00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:23.199
for an arc of Fantasy Pants. Considering we don't

00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:26.199
know. You can't really spoil it for me. You don't

00:55:26.199 --> 00:55:30.199
know what's going to happen and it can't be spoiled.

00:55:30.980 --> 00:55:42.239
Jesus Christ. Thank you, Abby. Great question.

00:55:42.340 --> 00:55:48.260
Great question, Abby. Yeah. So pretty early on.

00:55:49.469 --> 00:55:51.949
Pretty early on, we kind of had this loose idea

00:55:51.949 --> 00:55:54.429
that we wanted to kind of maybe do like a full

00:55:54.429 --> 00:55:58.050
song per arc kind of thing. Yeah. Basically,

00:55:58.050 --> 00:56:00.269
when we start a new arc, I'm like, okay, got

00:56:00.269 --> 00:56:02.090
to figure out a song at some point. So I'll go

00:56:02.090 --> 00:56:05.110
to David and I'll say, hey, David, without giving

00:56:05.110 --> 00:56:07.929
away really anything, because I can't really

00:56:07.929 --> 00:56:10.550
know anything. Tell me something about the arc.

00:56:10.849 --> 00:56:12.510
Yeah. Like usually it'll be like, what's the

00:56:12.510 --> 00:56:14.949
setting or what are going to be the main players

00:56:14.949 --> 00:56:17.690
in the arc? Like theme or tone. Yeah. Like this

00:56:17.690 --> 00:56:20.420
last one, I knew. that you know it wasn't a huge

00:56:20.420 --> 00:56:22.239
spoiler that we were going to be working with

00:56:22.239 --> 00:56:25.139
sholey yeah and by the time like we like i actually

00:56:25.139 --> 00:56:26.960
only decided to do the song shortly after we

00:56:26.960 --> 00:56:28.800
started the arc so we knew that she was there

00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:31.559
and i was like okay i feel like this is going

00:56:31.559 --> 00:56:33.639
to be some type of confrontational thing with

00:56:33.639 --> 00:56:35.539
sholey at some point because jules is gonna jules

00:56:35.539 --> 00:56:38.019
is getting more and more pissed yes yeah um you

00:56:38.019 --> 00:56:39.360
know she was hiding stuff going into it and i

00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:41.019
basically yeah we kind of confirmed like like

00:56:41.019 --> 00:56:43.059
there will probably be a point where you are

00:56:43.059 --> 00:56:46.820
going to have to confront showly about something.

00:56:46.880 --> 00:56:48.780
Yeah. And opening up about something. And I was

00:56:48.780 --> 00:56:50.840
like, okay, that's good. Yeah. We decide, okay,

00:56:50.880 --> 00:56:52.139
that's going to be the song. The tone of this,

00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:54.699
this arc is very, very gritty, very dark, you

00:56:54.699 --> 00:56:56.239
know, I knew that going into it. And yeah. And

00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:58.420
like, and like, yeah, yeah. And everything else

00:56:58.420 --> 00:57:01.860
is just vibes and yeah. Nothing too specific,

00:57:01.920 --> 00:57:04.800
just vibes. And yeah, it's really cool what we're

00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:06.599
building off of that. Like, right. Like some

00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:07.960
of them, sometimes we have a little more, sorry,

00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:09.940
it's empty. It's been empty for a while. I'm

00:57:09.940 --> 00:57:12.320
just playing with a can, which is great for audio.

00:57:13.980 --> 00:57:17.380
So like, for example, real time. Yeah. You said

00:57:17.380 --> 00:57:19.679
we have probably like two major arcs left. Yes.

00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:23.719
So we've already discussed, spoiler alert, I

00:57:23.719 --> 00:57:26.179
got two songs left. Do one for this next arc

00:57:26.179 --> 00:57:29.860
and then provided I'm still alive. Yeah. Got

00:57:29.860 --> 00:57:32.179
to do some big finale song. 40th birthday, you

00:57:32.179 --> 00:57:36.880
might not be. So yeah, that's a real big peek

00:57:36.880 --> 00:57:40.500
behind the fly. Ooh, I like that. Yeah, got two

00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:44.880
more songs in this season. Hell yeah. Yeah. Well,

00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:52.780
that answers my question. Thank you, honey. She

00:57:52.780 --> 00:58:00.920
left. Pause it for one second. It's working.

00:58:01.179 --> 00:58:05.099
Okay, we're back. Okay, hang on. All right. I

00:58:05.099 --> 00:58:07.539
got a message for someone out there in the pants,

00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:10.619
people. Because a pants people has an enemy.

00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:11.860
What do you call the enemy of the pants people?

00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:15.440
What's the opposite of a pants person? There's

00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:17.400
a real shirt out there somewhere. A real shirt.

00:58:17.900 --> 00:58:20.219
I was going to say like a pants on fire person.

00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:21.559
Pants on fire. Yeah, you know what? There's a

00:58:21.559 --> 00:58:23.099
liar, liar, pants on fire right out there with

00:58:23.099 --> 00:58:25.179
you. Oliver. No, actually he told the truth.

00:58:26.400 --> 00:58:27.760
That's a fair point. He told the truth. Oliver,

00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.099
earlier today in the Discord. We don't even have

00:58:30.099 --> 00:58:33.280
a word. Yeah. Oh, my God. Bad enough. We're going

00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:34.780
to think of one. In fact, if you think of a word

00:58:34.780 --> 00:58:36.480
bad enough to describe Oliver, put it in the

00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:39.280
Discord. In the Discord. Oliver, earlier today,

00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:42.739
said that I will create technical difficulties

00:58:42.739 --> 00:58:46.340
for you of epic proportions. He said that in

00:58:46.340 --> 00:58:47.840
response to last week's episode, which just came

00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:51.039
out today. And guess what? And guess what? We

00:58:51.039 --> 00:58:52.739
almost lost the whole episode we just recorded.

00:58:52.760 --> 00:58:54.940
We almost lost the whole episode. So this is

00:58:54.940 --> 00:58:57.719
us an hour after you just heard us being very

00:58:57.719 --> 00:59:01.739
upset with Oliver. The last hour. Was it an hour

00:59:01.739 --> 00:59:03.619
or was it longer than an hour? I felt like it

00:59:03.619 --> 00:59:06.739
was six hours. We had, what, the time stopped?

00:59:07.059 --> 00:59:09.159
I aged six years. Yeah, it was a very long time.

00:59:09.219 --> 00:59:12.159
It was at least an hour. Yeah. It was like super

00:59:12.159 --> 00:59:14.760
high tension. We thought that the whole recording

00:59:14.760 --> 00:59:18.280
was lost. Yeah, we had 58, basically, we had

00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:21.420
58 minutes recorded. Pretty much most of the

00:59:21.420 --> 00:59:23.099
damn thing. Everything that you've heard before

00:59:23.099 --> 00:59:28.659
this. And then, yeah. That stuff. Yeah, the good

00:59:28.659 --> 00:59:32.880
stuff over there. So I decided, okay, we're going

00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:34.820
to enter into a different segment here. So I

00:59:34.820 --> 00:59:37.639
wanted to stop the recording, save it, and then

00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:42.460
restart it as a new file. Went to hit stop. It

00:59:42.460 --> 00:59:46.489
didn't stop. Could not stop the recording. It's

00:59:46.489 --> 00:59:48.150
like that movie Speed where the bus won't stop.

00:59:48.349 --> 00:59:51.190
Yeah. So and basically. So we just spent the

00:59:51.190 --> 00:59:54.809
last hour in the movie Speed. Higher stakes though

00:59:54.809 --> 00:59:57.590
because we almost lost that fucking goal of the

00:59:57.590 --> 01:00:00.230
last 58 minutes. Yeah. The problem with not being

01:00:00.230 --> 01:00:02.550
able to hit stop and stop it is it does not save.

01:00:02.829 --> 01:00:04.829
Yeah. It is an active recording that is still

01:00:04.829 --> 01:00:07.949
going and it will not save unless you press stop.

01:00:08.130 --> 01:00:10.190
We thought. Yes. We got to a point where it's

01:00:10.190 --> 01:00:12.789
like okay the only thing to fucking do. is to

01:00:12.789 --> 01:00:18.909
unplug it and 95 % to 98 % chance we lose the

01:00:18.909 --> 01:00:21.369
recording when we unplug it. You know the thing

01:00:21.369 --> 01:00:24.429
is though, I was just going to say, we're overdue.

01:00:24.829 --> 01:00:28.650
For big technical... We haven't had it. Many

01:00:28.650 --> 01:00:33.030
of the podcasts that I listen to, you tune in

01:00:33.030 --> 01:00:35.710
occasionally and they're like, hey, we lost the

01:00:35.710 --> 01:00:38.489
whole recording. This is... what we came up with

01:00:38.489 --> 01:00:41.449
yeah we haven't had that in three years and we

01:00:41.449 --> 01:00:44.389
almost did why tonight's the anniversary yeah

01:00:44.389 --> 01:00:47.530
stevens when you're trying to wish bad mojo on

01:00:47.530 --> 01:00:50.329
us like hey we're over two guys really we should

01:00:50.329 --> 01:00:52.530
lose 10 episodes i'm just saying that we're lucky

01:00:52.530 --> 01:00:54.809
that we've gotten this far and i thought tonight

01:00:54.809 --> 01:00:58.909
was our night but guess what the power of belief

01:00:58.909 --> 01:01:02.329
i don't love and friendship yeah and if you believe

01:01:02.329 --> 01:01:08.239
in santa claus uh Christmas will come true. I

01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:10.780
can't explain to you how it happened. We unplugged

01:01:10.780 --> 01:01:12.659
it. We should have lost it. I turned it back

01:01:12.659 --> 01:01:15.320
on, looked in the list, and there's the fucking

01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:18.079
recording. I loaded it into my computer just

01:01:18.079 --> 01:01:20.219
to make sure we had the entire recording, like

01:01:20.219 --> 01:01:22.900
everything, you know, the entire length, and

01:01:22.900 --> 01:01:25.380
it's all there. The Christmas miracle. It is

01:01:25.380 --> 01:01:27.420
a Christmas miracle. The question on everybody's

01:01:27.420 --> 01:01:29.510
lips now. Yeah. Is what are we going to do now?

01:01:29.750 --> 01:01:33.730
I have a plan for that. Because I have more questions.

01:01:34.130 --> 01:01:37.210
I got zipped questions. You have more questions,

01:01:37.230 --> 01:01:39.570
but we have no more time, unfortunately, because

01:01:39.570 --> 01:01:45.570
of that debacle, Oliver. So I have a little plan

01:01:45.570 --> 01:01:47.429
for what's going forward. I think it's going

01:01:47.429 --> 01:01:50.449
to be a cool one. It's even better than our original

01:01:50.449 --> 01:01:52.289
idea of just doing it all in one night. Here's

01:01:52.289 --> 01:01:55.579
what I'm thinking. Ready for this? Half zipped.

01:01:55.880 --> 01:01:58.940
What's that? Your fly's half unzipped? That's

01:01:58.940 --> 01:02:01.340
right. Next episode of Fancy Pants, we're doing

01:02:01.340 --> 01:02:03.820
a half zip. You'll get half arrested that way.

01:02:03.940 --> 01:02:10.320
Yes. What? Half the episodes. It's going to be

01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:12.340
more questions, more unzipped, more behind the

01:02:12.340 --> 01:02:14.440
scenes, and then we're going to get into the

01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:17.480
final sort of pieces, bits, follow -up to this

01:02:17.480 --> 01:02:20.639
arc we just went through. So look forward to

01:02:20.639 --> 01:02:22.699
that. It's going to be awesome. It's going to

01:02:22.699 --> 01:02:25.579
be great. And it's not going to get ruined by

01:02:25.579 --> 01:02:29.300
you, Oliver. But until then, guys, we're going

01:02:29.300 --> 01:02:36.659
there! Whoa! We saved it! Yeah!
