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Hello, adventurer. I'm Lloyd, Dungeon Master

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of Nat 1 and Done, a Dungeons & Dragons actual

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play podcast that follows our group in a chaotic

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both in and out of play, and a rich story with

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amazing players and characters. Join us as we

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embark on a campaign. and some side quests where

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critical success and failure play an equal part

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in our story of mystery, danger, romance, intrigue,

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and a whole lot of fun. We are Nat One and Done,

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and we hope you come along with us on our quest

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for a good time. of his incredible career. Being

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the son of Sholay Brass, Arathelon was no stranger

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to the public. He was well known for his charming

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personality and endless drive, and made his way

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across all of our worlds over the centuries,

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dining with dignitaries, negotiating deals for

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the Citadel. And yet, it wasn't until the founding

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of the Crystal Network that Arathelon's true

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potential came to light, when he stepped into

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the role of one of our earliest luminaries. Now,

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Arathelon's first stint as a luminary lasted

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around 18 years. He had come to a great amount

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of acclaim during this time, but was a tad overshadowed

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by the original big hitters, the likes of Atash

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and the Storm Eye. He had a period of inactivity

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following his marriage to the half -dragon Xena,

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and the birth of their first son, Arathelon Jr.

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Though this didn't last long. After nine years

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of playing the good father and husband, the supernova

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made his explosive return to the spotlight, and

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boy, did he skyrocket! rocket and success. Suddenly

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wielding more power than ever, the supernova

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became well known for diving into battle like

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a comet from the sky and laying out foes like

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breathing righteous flames. Through mysterious

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means, he had acquired a weapon of legendary

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power, a sword wreathed in fire that can cut

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through any foe. In no time at all, he had searched

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the number three spot just below the soon -to

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-retire storm eye. All was going amazingly until...

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well, I'm sure you all know what... Happened

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already nine years ago. A damn shame. That. Arathelon

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the Supernova here's hoping that you are resting

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in peace. Let's get into it. My weapon raised.

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You see, I mentioned this before, but there's

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a flame building inside this statue. A flame

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glowing bright, fire surging up through the cracks

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in the scorched stone. Hotter and hotter. My

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legend is not over. It can't be. I'm the only

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one who understands the game. And Arathelon's

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going to bring his sword down twice. Akio's going

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to use a reaction to impose defender. Disadvantage

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on the attack roll. I am attacking the T -Rex.

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Oh, okay. That's good. Actually, wait. I have

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to be within five feet. Sorry, I thought you

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were attacking John. That would be fun, but no.

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He's messing up already. He's already down there,

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dying. That T -Rex is a problem. It just did

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like 50 damage to me or some shit on its turn.

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I need to get this thing out of here. Man. It's

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so funny. That would have been a miss, but my

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flanking with that tiger still counts, even if

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it's blinded. That is going to be a hit and a

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hit. Just a moment to do some damage here. Jesus.

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Let me open a calculator real quick. Check the

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math. Somebody check his math. So, hey, I feel

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like he got hit last one, right? T -Rex? Yeah.

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T -Rex is what hit once by a Gargoyle, I believe,

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and currently at 108 out of 116. Okay, cool,

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cool, cool. Okay, I thought so. That is 43 points

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of damage. Holy shit. That is the two attacks.

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Holy fuck. That is both of my attacks coming

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down hard. So... 65. One, maybe two more rounds.

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I mean, that's before Legendaries. It's before

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the Tigers. Yep. The first attack comes up. Luminaries,

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never stop smiling. Strike. Project roars out

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as flame slices through its body. Luminaries,

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never stop sacrificing. The second attack comes

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down hard. You hear bone crack and break. Smell

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seared flesh. Sword raises again. Luminaries

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never stop blazing! I have hit a certain HP threshold.

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That has unlocked my bonus action. What the fuck?

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Oh, yeah. You see, as this sword raises again,

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between the cracks in the stone, that heat. blasts

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out, venting from this stone body, the very soul

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of a Rathalon, scorching everything within five

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feet. Holy shit. Dealing set. Holy shit. Taking

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the page of the Fire Elementals book here. Oh,

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gnarly. 11 points of damage. So you just did

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11 points of damage to everyone within five feet,

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including Jaune? Jaune. The cat rock. The rock.

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Cat rock's like, meow. Wait, how much HP? 11.

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Cool. Fire damage. This thing has 45. And the

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T -Rex has taken 11 more. God damn it. Now, here's

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where we get into something very interesting.

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Jaune takes another death fail. You rolled a

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three and a seven last time, Steven. Only because

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of the button Jerry put towards the roll. and

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the inspiration he'd given Jean before that,

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only because of those two things, either one

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of those not in place, Jean Franklin would be

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permanently dead right now. This would have been

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his last act. God. So, I'm stupid. I had three

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buttons. Um, yeah, I mean... Isn't three buttons

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an automatic... Yeah, automatic comeback up to

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one HP, yeah. That'd allow it, yeah. Yeah. But,

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at the same time, You know, you might need those

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buttons later. Yeah, it's true. It's huge. It's

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true. Yeah. It's a big sacrifice to make for...

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I mean, I know he's not just a sidekick. He's

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not just a sidekick. He's not just a sidekick.

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Jesus Christ, give him more dignity. He's a beloved

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character. Yes. I want to zoom in on not just

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the sidekick for a second. Oh, God. Just flesh.

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torched as he's already lying, barely conscious,

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hands shaking out. I think his mind blurs back

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to the very, very early hours of this morning,

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embracing Ledoux before he took off on this journey.

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And as the two turtles part, you see Ledoux just

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looks to Jean. Jean, don't go. There's too much

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happening here, too much changing. Your father

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continues to refuse to leave his chambers to

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help at all. Without a true Ontario here, I don't

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know how long the Golden Bay will hold its independence.

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Jean, just consider... Ledoux, you saw what happened.

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A coyote was attacked. I worry that Sir and Jules

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are in trouble. They may need my help. Jean,

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don't you get it? Master Blanche doesn't want

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your help. You may have given yourself a luminary

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title and handed me the crown, but to her, you

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will always be the king she needs to protect.

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Hmph. I know that will do. It's just... Jon strikes

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a step back, looks to the sky. To me, Sa, she's

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more important than a king. She's... Well, she's...

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She's my... And we cut back to the battle and

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we see Blanche, her sword, a flickering shadow

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contrasted by a shield of roaring flame that

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surrounds her. We see her eyes snap to her dying

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charge. We hear a single word, a single syllable

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carried on a misty wind accompanied by the smell

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of burning meat. Mom? Jules, you have cast out

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your magic, your soul, to pull Jean from the

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edge of death. You... You don't even know if

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it worked. You only know that mode of inspiration

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he held is gone now. This creature, this monster,

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spent the last years of his life being applauded

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as a hero, all the while tormenting you in secret.

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Your mother at least acted as she did in the

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name of her corrupted faith, but this thing committed

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his sins purely for the sake of fame and fortune.

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A base monster. Simple, raw, evil. And now, for

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the same petty goals, he seeks to take everything

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from you. Tell me, does your loot glow any colors

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in this moment? In this fight? I think it's flickering

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between blue and red. Oh, I love that. What a

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visual. Jeremy, you titled this series of episodes,

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Wrath. The question now is, who does this title

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refer to? As you hear Wrath, Arathelon Brass

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continue to speak. You need to lose everything

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if you want to surge to the top. I'll show you.

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I'll show you how to lose it all! But that is

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my turn. And that's Akio. Okay. It's been a week

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or so. Can you remind me the gargoyle between

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Blanche and Akio? He's taking a lot of hits,

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right? It looks. barely up. It's like this crumbled

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mortar all around. I can't remember which one

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this was because I made those one short one,

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one five foot, one seven foot. I believe this

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was the shorter one, the five foot one. I could

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be wrong. If not, I'm going to say it is now.

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But you see a smaller gargoyle, the one that's

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supposed to be in the image of Zebulon. And you

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can see almost like where the head would be,

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where there could be fins. It's not a perfect

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image. It's hard to really tell, but there are

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tiny little points almost spiraled kind of at

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the edge of its head, almost to represent those

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curled horns. You see this thing is cracked,

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broken. One arm is like barely hanging on, just

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like stone piled beneath it. It is barely, barely

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up. Okay. Akio's going to take a swing with Ichigenka.

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at this gargoyle. That's an 18 on the die. Ooh.

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For minimum damage, seven damage. Describe your

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kill. All right. He's been working on a spot

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on the gargoyle's thigh, chipping away at the

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stone, and finally he cut through, and with the

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momentum, cut through both legs. And the gargoyle

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crushes and falls to stone dust on the ground.

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Holy shit. Master Ozen's blade seems to fit this

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dog so well. Strong slice. Gargoyle falls. He

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still has another attack. Yeah, the next thing

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Akio's going to do is he's going to step behind

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Jean, going out of range and... Taking an A -O

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-O. Oh, you're damn well taking the A -O -O.

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Hold on one sec. Let me read my stuff real quick.

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I'm going to use Warding Bark to give disadvantage.

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Yeah, it's your turn. So you have it back now.

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I believe it's the start of your turn to get

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it back. So that is amazing. You react to my

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reaction. That first attack, hit. Let's see if

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this disadvantage, this flare will stop. 16?

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I think that's a miss. Let me double check. Sorry,

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I'm on the wrong. Oh yeah, that's a miss. Okay,

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it was an absolute hit. Turned into a miss because

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that second warding bark is gone. But holy shit,

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did it serve you well. Dodging two of my attacks,

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this massive sword comes crashing down. Flash

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of light. Arathelon goes wide to the mark, crushing

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into the ground. Grass singed. Akio slides to

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the side. Okay, so I'm hoping for something like...

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an object interaction onto Jean's, I don't know,

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clothing, something like that. Interesting. I

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want Akio to bite onto something. I'll allow

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it. Object interaction, yeah, that's fine. Okay.

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And then I want to drag him back as far as you'll

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let me. I've got 40 feet of movement. I've already

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used five of it. Here's what I'm going to say.

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I'll let you do it, but there's one tiny cost

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for now. It's to drop the sword. It's already

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in your mouth. Well, so Akio has a trait called

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Quick Sheath. Damn you! Throw it back at me!

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He can draw and sheath his katana as a free action.

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For free action. Yep. No, no, no. You got me.

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Okay. It's sheathed instantly. Yeah, he grabs

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it. You're dragging him away? Yes, as far as

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you'll let me. Up to 35 feet. So half your...

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You're technically grappling, we'll say, so half

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your movement. Okay, so... 15 feet. Okay, so

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I'll drag him back to somewhere about there,

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I think? Sounds about right to me. Okay. Yep,

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so you grab, you just peel Jaune away, away from

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the stumbling, crashing feet of the T -Rex that's

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just like roaring in pain, and away from the

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statue, away from certain death, although he

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still has one more check to make. Yeah, that's

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all I can do though, because Akio or Blanche

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has no potions, no spells, so. Getting him out

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of there is the best that Akio can do. Two fails,

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it is. It's bad. Yeah. That's your turn? That's

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the end of Akio's turn. That's the gargoyles,

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and one of them is not doing shit. The other

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one, the stone did not attack last time. It's

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gone into full defensive, so I think it's going

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to turn to attack the T -Rex. It's the biggest

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target here. That's going to be a hit. Four points

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of damage in the first attack. Second attack

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hits for eight points of damage. Chipping away.

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Going to take a legendary action with a Rathalon.

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Jesus Christ. And I hit the T -Rex. He's going

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to die. That's it. That is pretty good. Oh, that's

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definitely going to hit. Yeah. I literally can

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only miss that on a one because of that, because

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that shouldn't have said that. Oh, yeah. It's

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a huge target, so. Jesus Christ. I don't think

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he'll kill it in one hit. We got one more round.

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Really, really bad. For you or for me? He doesn't

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care about us. He doesn't care about you at all.

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That is only 15 points of damage on that attack.

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Not good. He's got one more bigger raffle. I

00:16:55.559 --> 00:16:58.179
need this to be a good one. If that T -Rex gets

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to go again, this fight hinges on what happens

00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:08.700
with that T -Rex, I think. That's Blanche. Okay.

00:17:08.700 --> 00:17:12.720
The stone cat that's next to Blanche, has that

00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:15.660
been hit at all? Oh no, those aren't stone. The

00:17:15.660 --> 00:17:17.859
stone cat's an actual stone cat. The other cat's

00:17:17.859 --> 00:17:21.519
a tiger. Don't get the tigers to use a little

00:17:21.519 --> 00:17:24.960
stone cat. There's a lot of living statues running

00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:29.940
around. The tiger icons are gray. That one has

00:17:29.940 --> 00:17:33.549
not been hit. The one that's over by... Jules

00:17:33.549 --> 00:17:35.549
and Chesta has been hit once, and that's the

00:17:35.549 --> 00:17:37.710
only one that's been hit so far. Okay. This one

00:17:37.710 --> 00:17:39.089
had basically just came out. It hasn't attacked

00:17:39.089 --> 00:17:41.369
yet. It just got on you, which is really dumb

00:17:41.369 --> 00:17:43.829
of me because they have a pounce move, I realize.

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And so, like, you're supposed to have them run

00:17:46.230 --> 00:17:48.250
and hit, and I had them all move up like an idiot

00:17:48.250 --> 00:17:50.269
last round, and I'm not going to take that back.

00:17:50.410 --> 00:17:54.250
I'm just dumb. So that sucks. Yeah. All right.

00:17:55.490 --> 00:17:57.769
Gosh, I was thinking so much about what I'm going

00:17:57.769 --> 00:18:00.450
to do with Akio that I didn't think enough about

00:18:00.450 --> 00:18:02.910
what I'm going to do with Blanche. Wizards are

00:18:02.910 --> 00:18:05.849
famously uncomplicated. Yeah, so I'm looking

00:18:05.849 --> 00:18:10.430
around and it's like, gosh, I could run all the

00:18:10.430 --> 00:18:13.609
way around and actually, maybe that's better.

00:18:13.690 --> 00:18:19.809
I don't know. Sure, let me double check my distance

00:18:19.809 --> 00:18:26.269
here. Okay, perfect. I'm going to run away from

00:18:26.269 --> 00:18:32.559
this guy. You can try your AOO. Okay. No. Okay.

00:18:32.680 --> 00:18:35.160
That's what I figured. Absolutely not. So that

00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:37.920
I was banking on. So now I'm in flanking against

00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:42.059
another tiger with Dino Girl. Okay. So you're

00:18:42.059 --> 00:18:44.220
sliding around the back of the T -Rex, sliding

00:18:44.220 --> 00:18:45.980
to place behind the T -Rex that's flanking that.

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So you're flanking the flanker. I'm flanking

00:18:47.859 --> 00:18:50.380
the flanker. All right. Flanking out. And take

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another, take a first swing anyway with Shadow

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Blade. This tiger is blinded. You have advantage

00:18:56.720 --> 00:18:58.740
on this attack. Oh, excellent. And all attacks

00:18:58.740 --> 00:19:01.019
on this creature. Okay, that's fantastic. You

00:19:01.019 --> 00:19:04.619
saw Jules blind it. Blanche slides in, run past

00:19:04.619 --> 00:19:07.500
Akio, who's like holding Jaune unconscious. You

00:19:07.500 --> 00:19:10.359
still smell that singed flesh. You see he's barely

00:19:10.359 --> 00:19:12.759
alive, barely breathing as you run past, but

00:19:12.759 --> 00:19:14.240
you've got to focus up and fight. There's nothing

00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:18.279
she can do for Jaune. So that's 18 for the first.

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18 hits. Okay, and... Ooh, we're going to test

00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:26.559
the limits here. 17 on the second. On the tiger?

00:19:26.890 --> 00:19:29.150
On the tiger. It hits. Okay, sweet. Oh, yeah.

00:19:29.250 --> 00:19:34.029
Okay. And if you remember, dear listener, we

00:19:34.029 --> 00:19:37.069
have Shadowblade cast at third level on Blanche,

00:19:37.170 --> 00:19:41.269
so... So cool. That's lots of... Is it 3d8? Let

00:19:41.269 --> 00:19:44.450
me double check. Bibbidi -bobbidi -bobbidi -bobbidi

00:19:44.450 --> 00:19:46.970
-bobbidi -boo. Yeah, 3d8. It tells me that he

00:19:46.970 --> 00:19:50.829
has either one of my attacks. Almost. 13 points

00:19:50.829 --> 00:19:57.369
for the first. Just seven for the second. Ooh.

00:19:57.369 --> 00:20:00.509
Yeah. Not the best rolls. First one was, you

00:20:00.509 --> 00:20:04.390
know. Even so, it's barely up. You cut through

00:20:04.390 --> 00:20:07.410
it twice. This shadowy blade moving through this,

00:20:07.450 --> 00:20:09.990
like, strange, almost misty tiger. You feel there's

00:20:09.990 --> 00:20:12.410
a physical form there. It is this corporeal thing,

00:20:12.509 --> 00:20:15.630
but it has been born of the mist, of this Shadowfell

00:20:15.630 --> 00:20:18.650
magic. But as your blade touches it twice, you

00:20:18.650 --> 00:20:23.559
see it crumples, lowers, barely. Barely alive.

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Damn. All right. That's all Blanche has. Okay.

00:20:28.200 --> 00:20:31.099
Okay. Legendary action. I'm going to hit that

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T -Rex. Fuck. Of course he is. I can only miss.

00:20:35.859 --> 00:20:38.059
Only miss with a one. A natural one. Did you

00:20:38.059 --> 00:20:39.420
get one? Did you get a one? I rolled a natural

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fucking one. Oh, my God. Thank goodness. No.

00:20:42.180 --> 00:20:46.039
Holy shit. A break. Oh, no. A little breathing

00:20:46.039 --> 00:20:47.619
room. I need to drop that stupid thing. A little

00:20:47.619 --> 00:20:49.559
breathing room. What is the turn order? Holy

00:20:49.559 --> 00:20:52.579
fuck. I think he just goes to strike, and as

00:20:52.579 --> 00:20:54.480
he goes to strike, the little cat rock flies

00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:57.440
up and responds to your desperation, Jules, right

00:20:57.440 --> 00:21:01.539
into his face. The sword goes over the T -Rex's

00:21:01.539 --> 00:21:05.500
head. It kind of ducks a little bit. Flames wreathe

00:21:05.500 --> 00:21:08.940
in the sky, but I do not hit. That is amazing,

00:21:09.079 --> 00:21:12.660
and I'm so mad. What is the turn order? It is

00:21:12.660 --> 00:21:15.839
now the tigers. After that, it'll be Jules. Okay.

00:21:15.940 --> 00:21:21.019
Okay. Okay. Well. I might not have hit, but the

00:21:21.019 --> 00:21:22.759
tiger might be able to hit. Come on, tiger. You

00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:25.599
can do this. I'm going to hit the T -Rex. Hit

00:21:25.599 --> 00:21:29.500
the T -Rex. I'm blinded. Come on. I think I missed

00:21:29.500 --> 00:21:33.779
already. Yeah, I missed the T -Rex. Oh, my gosh.

00:21:33.839 --> 00:21:37.119
Tiger one sucks. All right. Tiger two is not

00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:41.440
blinded. He's going to run over to Akio. I was

00:21:41.440 --> 00:21:43.859
wondering what you were going to do. How far

00:21:43.859 --> 00:21:45.400
away is Akio? Let me go back to where I was.

00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:47.640
I was right here. 20 feet, 20 feet, 20 feet.

00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:51.799
Exactly 20 feet, baby. All right, he's going

00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:53.960
to charge Akio. I don't have a reaction. I'm

00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:56.140
going to go for a pounce, and you have no reaction,

00:21:56.299 --> 00:22:06.019
you stupid, stupid loser. All right. It's only

00:22:06.019 --> 00:22:10.099
a 15. That's a miss. Oh, come on. Oh, yeah. Oh,

00:22:10.099 --> 00:22:11.660
if I hit it, I could have done a pounce and done

00:22:11.660 --> 00:22:15.539
the whole thing. Phew. Okay. This has been best

00:22:15.539 --> 00:22:18.740
-case scenario. This sucks. We need to take this

00:22:18.740 --> 00:22:21.960
and roll with it. Or run with it, rather. Jules,

00:22:22.019 --> 00:22:23.720
I'm going to attack you with a tiger. Fuck off.

00:22:23.940 --> 00:22:25.920
Wait, this one's blind, though, isn't it? Yeah,

00:22:25.940 --> 00:22:28.819
but it smells your flesh. Fuck off. It's glasses

00:22:28.819 --> 00:22:33.339
to cure blindness. Fuck off. Here we go. Disadvantage.

00:22:35.180 --> 00:22:37.059
Ooh, it might still get you. Actually, I think

00:22:37.059 --> 00:22:38.680
it will still get you disadvantage. Yep, that's

00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:41.960
going to be a 19. Oh, goddammit. I rolled good.

00:22:43.120 --> 00:22:46.400
But I had not... Actually, I have maneuverability.

00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:48.319
I could have stepped back and then charged towards

00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:49.519
you. I'm going to say that's what I did because

00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:51.279
that's Tiger's work. He's going to pounce you.

00:22:51.799 --> 00:22:54.099
Would that work blinded? What? Yeah. Step back,

00:22:54.099 --> 00:22:56.680
step away from him, and then... Fuck. Yeah. Good

00:22:56.680 --> 00:22:59.079
point. Because he can have... I'm just trying

00:22:59.079 --> 00:23:00.440
to challenge you. Thank you, Steven. Thank you,

00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:02.000
Steven. Let me look at one thing real fast. One

00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:05.440
thing real fast. Yeah, is that like a 50 % miss

00:23:05.440 --> 00:23:07.779
chance or something? Disadvantage on attacks.

00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:12.339
I have keen smell. I think I can argue that because

00:23:12.339 --> 00:23:15.019
of keen smell, I can find the wounded singed

00:23:15.019 --> 00:23:19.460
jewels. You are crispy. I know as a cook, even

00:23:19.460 --> 00:23:22.200
though I can't smell, that crispy meats got smell.

00:23:22.740 --> 00:23:24.339
It's true. They do have smell. So I'm going to

00:23:24.339 --> 00:23:26.440
step back and I'm going to pounce on you because

00:23:26.440 --> 00:23:31.599
I can't help it. It's too fun. It's going to

00:23:31.599 --> 00:23:35.019
be seven damage. Jesus Christ. I need you to

00:23:35.019 --> 00:23:38.119
make a strength saving throw. Fuck. Jewels, no!

00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:41.880
Thing leaps onto you. Chester wants to stop it

00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:43.920
so bad. He cracked this thing in the head. You

00:23:43.920 --> 00:23:46.400
blinded it, but it's still in the fight. Failure

00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:49.119
on the strength save will be prone, I'm guessing.

00:23:49.180 --> 00:23:51.940
That's what I'm thinking. Yep. Which is very

00:23:51.940 --> 00:23:55.019
bad. What's your plus? I'm guessing zero, or

00:23:55.019 --> 00:23:57.440
is it negative? It's plus one. All right. It's

00:23:57.440 --> 00:24:00.519
probably a 15. It's not the worst. So you probably

00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:05.380
need a 14 or higher, is my guess. We guessing

00:24:05.380 --> 00:24:12.349
or we rolling? Sorry. Whoa. All right. Button.

00:24:12.470 --> 00:24:16.769
It's a button. A button for me. Jules' next turn

00:24:16.769 --> 00:24:21.109
is insanely important. You also know from the

00:24:21.109 --> 00:24:24.170
chest's move that if you go prone, I get a bonus

00:24:24.170 --> 00:24:26.930
action extra attack on you. God damn it. It's

00:24:26.930 --> 00:24:29.230
very bad. That's unconscious immediately. And

00:24:29.230 --> 00:24:31.710
it's advantage because you're prone. So really

00:24:31.710 --> 00:24:34.769
bad if I get this. Really bad. 14, baby. 14.

00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:48.640
Fuck. What'd you get? 12. 12 fails. Jules, knocked

00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:51.019
prone. I'm going to take a second attack on you.

00:24:52.059 --> 00:24:59.319
It's a bonus action. That will hit. The pounce

00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:07.420
isn't a bonus action? With what? 18. Fuck. Damage

00:25:07.420 --> 00:25:11.460
is not great, only... Six points of damage with

00:25:11.460 --> 00:25:14.559
a second hit. Okay. But it is now just kind of

00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:16.460
standing over your prone form. It takes half

00:25:16.460 --> 00:25:19.900
your movement to get up. But that is all the

00:25:19.900 --> 00:25:21.579
tigers, and that's going to be you, Jules. This

00:25:21.579 --> 00:25:26.220
thing is bearing over you. Currently hot tiger

00:25:26.220 --> 00:25:30.400
breath, mist wafting out of its mouth, rushing

00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:34.660
past you, moist. What are you going to do, Jules?

00:25:37.579 --> 00:25:40.920
Who's that? Stephen. Stephen's just over there

00:25:40.920 --> 00:25:42.559
in the mist watching this whole thing go down.

00:25:43.339 --> 00:25:46.700
Stephen lamenting how poorly this battle is going

00:25:46.700 --> 00:25:48.779
for us. I rolled a natural one on the T -Rex.

00:25:48.859 --> 00:25:52.500
I think I have to do what my original thought

00:25:52.500 --> 00:25:57.960
was with the T -Rex. Heal the T -Rex? It's a

00:25:57.960 --> 00:26:01.619
big risk. He's going to die. I know. John has

00:26:01.619 --> 00:26:04.960
a 50 -50 chance of permanent death. 50 -50 chance

00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:07.970
of permanent death. How far is he away? Who's

00:26:07.970 --> 00:26:11.750
Jean? I think he's 50, 60 feet. 45. Fuck, he's

00:26:11.750 --> 00:26:15.430
within range. Okay. He's within range. What?

00:26:16.230 --> 00:26:19.029
God damn it. What? How many potions does Jean

00:26:19.029 --> 00:26:22.869
have on him? Huh? Fuck. None. He sold them for

00:26:22.869 --> 00:26:26.549
sushi. Okay. The husband of the king of Zinda

00:26:26.549 --> 00:26:28.269
came here without any health potions. He was

00:26:28.269 --> 00:26:30.930
in a rush. He had to pack up and go. Sal was

00:26:30.930 --> 00:26:32.990
in trouble. I had to get out of there. God damn

00:26:32.990 --> 00:26:36.250
it. The potion milk didn't open until 9 o 'clock.

00:26:36.369 --> 00:26:39.650
You had to hit the road. It's a holiday. I mean,

00:26:39.650 --> 00:26:41.930
they're actually closed. What holiday? Golden

00:26:41.930 --> 00:26:47.849
Day. Golden Day? In the Golden Bay. Jules is

00:26:47.849 --> 00:26:55.430
going to be Jules and on the ground with the

00:26:55.430 --> 00:26:58.970
tiger standing over him. Dude, I love that visual.

00:26:59.210 --> 00:27:04.480
Yeah. He cranes his head backward. Looks over

00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:08.200
at Jaune and very slowly reaches his arm out.

00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:12.519
Outstretches it towards Jaune. Pushes the other

00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:14.700
hand onto the face of the tiger that's standing

00:27:14.700 --> 00:27:18.940
over him. And with his hand outstretched towards

00:27:18.940 --> 00:27:23.640
Jaune, he casts Healing Word. Level four. Oh

00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:27.920
my goodness. My one level four slot. Whoa. It's

00:27:27.920 --> 00:27:34.390
4d4 plus four. Ooh, baby. Cool. Okay. Let's do

00:27:34.390 --> 00:27:37.250
it. That's wild. All right. Hey, you can win

00:27:37.250 --> 00:27:39.269
this still. Here, I got a D4 for you. Crazier

00:27:39.269 --> 00:27:40.349
things have happened. I don't know if I want

00:27:40.349 --> 00:27:44.410
to do all at once or... Oh, it's up to you. Oh,

00:27:44.569 --> 00:27:47.710
I can't believe. Okay. I missed stupid T -Rex.

00:27:47.789 --> 00:27:49.569
It's going to get me in two attacks again. All

00:27:49.569 --> 00:27:51.150
right, I'm going to do it all at once. Fuck it.

00:27:51.349 --> 00:27:59.690
Try it. Two went out of the box. That's 12. Okay.

00:28:00.269 --> 00:28:04.250
Two threes. Oh, no. 13. What? 13 with the plus

00:28:04.250 --> 00:28:09.589
4? Yep. Okay. Boom. Jaune being dragged away.

00:28:09.609 --> 00:28:14.309
I snap open heels immediately. Under the legs

00:28:14.309 --> 00:28:17.670
of the T -Rex. He clocks Blanche. Finally, he

00:28:17.670 --> 00:28:20.329
clocks you. Jules reaching out towards him. As

00:28:20.329 --> 00:28:22.490
a bonus action, he's going to cast Bardic Inspiration

00:28:22.490 --> 00:28:26.829
onto Jaune Franklin. Oh, yeah! Another golden

00:28:26.829 --> 00:28:29.190
moat surrounds him. And he's going to get up.

00:28:29.809 --> 00:28:32.869
Okay. Half your movement, you stand, you're still,

00:28:33.069 --> 00:28:34.910
hand's still on the tiger, just trying to thrash

00:28:34.910 --> 00:28:36.390
out, and you've got this, like, whole, is it

00:28:36.390 --> 00:28:38.269
your, like, messed up hand on the tiger? Yeah.

00:28:38.369 --> 00:28:40.329
That's so cool. Fuck you, beast. It seems to

00:28:40.329 --> 00:28:42.269
almost, like, shy away from it a little bit.

00:28:42.289 --> 00:28:43.970
Like, it's scared of what it's sensing in the

00:28:43.970 --> 00:28:46.769
hand. Like, you're not even making full contact.

00:28:46.849 --> 00:28:48.210
You touched it first, and it's almost, like,

00:28:48.250 --> 00:28:50.210
trying to keep away, like a magnet repelling

00:28:50.210 --> 00:28:55.089
it just a little bit. It's kind of... Holy shit.

00:28:55.109 --> 00:28:58.250
So, speaking of... What? I'm just curious, Jeremy,

00:28:58.369 --> 00:29:01.269
at this level, at this level, Yeah. What's the

00:29:01.269 --> 00:29:05.569
damage for Inflict Wounds? Remember, I double

00:29:05.569 --> 00:29:08.470
it. It's not the worst. What? It's double whatever

00:29:08.470 --> 00:29:11.089
the spell thing it is. Are you serious? Holy

00:29:11.089 --> 00:29:13.089
shit. I want you to use it because I get to fuck

00:29:13.089 --> 00:29:14.549
the whole thing if you get a roll of one again.

00:29:14.609 --> 00:29:17.369
So it's a plus seven to hit. Nice, yeah. And

00:29:17.369 --> 00:29:20.369
if it's double, that means it's fucking 6d10.

00:29:20.549 --> 00:29:22.589
Sweet. Yeah. Sweet. I'll give you a button for

00:29:22.589 --> 00:29:25.410
that if you want to. You can't use buttons on

00:29:25.410 --> 00:29:27.990
it because I forgot. You can't, I guess. Damn

00:29:27.990 --> 00:29:32.880
it. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to say

00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:36.099
when or what, but it's absolutely in play for

00:29:36.099 --> 00:29:38.180
this fight. Just run over to a Rathalon and be

00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:43.180
like, here's 60 -10. You do know it is necrotic

00:29:43.180 --> 00:29:45.740
damage, and you're aware. Oh, it's necrotic damage.

00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:49.480
Damn it. Wait, what? Oh, fuck. It's necrotic.

00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:50.960
I'll give you that because you know that. Okay,

00:29:51.019 --> 00:29:54.480
so then might as well just say 3D -10. No, I

00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:58.099
think it's zero, or is it resistance? Is it resistance

00:29:58.099 --> 00:30:00.960
or immune? It's resistance, which is halved.

00:30:01.019 --> 00:30:02.799
Okay, so yeah, 3d tiger. I mean, you could just

00:30:02.799 --> 00:30:04.660
delete this tiger, though. You could just delete

00:30:04.660 --> 00:30:07.420
that tiger from the world. But is it worth it

00:30:07.420 --> 00:30:09.640
for a potential fan? Well, that is your turn,

00:30:09.859 --> 00:30:12.660
Jules. You did not command your cat rock, so

00:30:12.660 --> 00:30:17.220
it's going to keep evading. Yes. Okay. Yeah,

00:30:17.359 --> 00:30:19.440
it's a bonus action for him to do anything else.

00:30:19.740 --> 00:30:22.720
And that is, I hate this, but that is Joan Francine.

00:30:23.059 --> 00:30:25.220
Okay. Do you have even even track of which piece?

00:30:25.259 --> 00:30:27.809
Real quick. Yeah, I have. I'm not going to tell

00:30:27.809 --> 00:30:29.650
you what I... Don't fucking look. You know what?

00:30:29.650 --> 00:30:33.069
Don't fucking look. She's got 85 HP. No. Damn

00:30:33.069 --> 00:30:36.450
it. 200. What are you talking about? I was trying

00:30:36.450 --> 00:30:40.109
to be realistic. That wasn't realistic. Yes,

00:30:40.109 --> 00:30:42.549
it was. She started at 100. I hit her like three

00:30:42.549 --> 00:30:47.589
times. So, with Jules' movement, would I still

00:30:47.589 --> 00:30:50.099
take an AOL? If I moved out of the way a little

00:30:50.099 --> 00:30:51.839
bit. Yes, you would. From this bitch. I have

00:30:51.839 --> 00:30:53.960
not used my... No, you would take it by a disadvantage.

00:30:54.400 --> 00:30:55.680
It would be disadvantage, yeah, because she's

00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:59.619
blind. It's blind. With 15 HP, I don't know if

00:30:59.619 --> 00:31:02.559
it's worth it. What's your AC, though? 14. Yeah.

00:31:03.539 --> 00:31:05.480
We don't know what their hit is. That's true.

00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:07.980
But, I mean, if I stay there, it's pretty much

00:31:07.980 --> 00:31:10.500
a guaranteed shot on me anyway. If you move away,

00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:14.000
though, you would know it's worse if I can run

00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.839
at you. I know. Sure, yeah. True. And Chester

00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:18.539
still has a turn. Okay, we're not going to do

00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:20.440
anything. Yeah, we're going to go with... T -Rex

00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:23.519
time! Joan Francine! Joan Francine having dearly

00:31:23.519 --> 00:31:25.680
dodged what was probably a killing blow. Going

00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:30.680
in. Comes in hard. For a bite. Oh my god, no.

00:31:30.779 --> 00:31:32.319
Let's do this shit. You're going to miss all

00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:33.799
of these. You're going to. You have to. Let's

00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:35.799
do this. Oh yeah. If I had two buttons, I'd use

00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:37.539
them right now. But I only have one button. I'm

00:31:37.539 --> 00:31:40.420
going to use it tonight! I should have had Blanche

00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:42.140
move to the other side of a Rathalon to give

00:31:42.140 --> 00:31:46.690
Joan Francine... Flanking instead of the tiger.

00:31:47.349 --> 00:31:54.450
Oh, well. Bite attack. Plus nine is not going

00:31:54.450 --> 00:31:57.890
to help a natural fucking one. Oh, no. They miss

00:31:57.890 --> 00:32:01.130
each other. Flame goes wide. Going to kind of

00:32:01.130 --> 00:32:03.569
spook by the breathing flame. Kind of stumbles

00:32:03.569 --> 00:32:05.829
back a little bit. Tries to bite. Misses it.

00:32:05.890 --> 00:32:12.730
You have a second attack. Tail. 14 won't do it.

00:32:12.930 --> 00:32:16.470
14 won't do it. Oh, no. We are so fucked out.

00:32:16.650 --> 00:32:19.990
A one and a five. We are so fucked. On the bright

00:32:19.990 --> 00:32:23.430
side, Flanking would have done shit. Joe and

00:32:23.430 --> 00:32:25.470
Francine, the T -Rex, locked him out. Boom, boom.

00:32:25.490 --> 00:32:26.670
They're still fighting each other. It still means

00:32:26.670 --> 00:32:28.750
I have not dropped her yet. I need to get rid

00:32:28.750 --> 00:32:32.369
of this T -Rex. That's Jaune. Jaune is back.

00:32:34.150 --> 00:32:35.930
Well, dog. Jaune, I'm Jaune. I suppose you're

00:32:35.930 --> 00:32:43.210
not so bad. Jaune hasn't... used any of his Lay

00:32:43.210 --> 00:32:46.430
on Hands pull, has he? Not any. No. Okay. So

00:32:46.430 --> 00:32:50.809
he's at 13 out of what? Out of 60? And can you

00:32:50.809 --> 00:32:53.230
remind me what his Lay on Hands pull is? Five

00:32:53.230 --> 00:32:56.009
for every level. So he's level seven now. So

00:32:56.009 --> 00:33:02.309
five times seven is 35. 35. Okay. We're just

00:33:02.309 --> 00:33:05.099
going to dump that into Jaune. Okay. That'll

00:33:05.099 --> 00:33:07.799
be his action. Just boom, glowing with this light,

00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:11.779
all his wounds closing, the singe flash, re -knitting.

00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:19.720
He's back in it. And then how cavalier, Jeremy,

00:33:19.779 --> 00:33:21.940
should I be with John Franklin? There's a tiger

00:33:21.940 --> 00:33:25.240
behind him fighting Akio, who just saved him.

00:33:25.539 --> 00:33:29.440
John Francine is in trouble. His cherished daughter

00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:33.059
T -Rex. I would personally... In my head, I'm

00:33:33.059 --> 00:33:34.859
thinking we need to proceed as if we're going

00:33:34.859 --> 00:33:41.420
to lose John Francine. Okay. I think we should

00:33:41.420 --> 00:33:46.440
plan on losing the T -Rex. Unfortunately. Fuck

00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:49.500
you, David. Okay. Jeremy, I'm going to be fully

00:33:49.500 --> 00:33:52.319
out in the open with this. Okay. A little bit

00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:55.380
of table talk. Jean has a reaction called Noble

00:33:55.380 --> 00:33:57.750
Sacrifice. When a creature Jean -Francois can

00:33:57.750 --> 00:34:00.069
see targets an ally within five feet, he can

00:34:00.069 --> 00:34:04.430
swap places. So if Jean leaves the fight with

00:34:04.430 --> 00:34:08.550
the tiger and Akio, he'll take an A -O -O, maybe

00:34:08.550 --> 00:34:14.610
hopefully pass it. Okay. Get next to Jean -Francine

00:34:14.610 --> 00:34:19.489
and Arathelon and be able to take one of the

00:34:19.489 --> 00:34:23.860
hits. I mean, if he hits both, then there's a

00:34:23.860 --> 00:34:26.739
chance that Jaune is back in really rough shape

00:34:26.739 --> 00:34:29.559
and Jaune Francine is dead. That's the worst

00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:33.780
case scenario. Best case scenario, he hits one

00:34:33.780 --> 00:34:37.320
and Jaune takes it and then misses the other.

00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:40.440
You know what I mean? Yeah. Then that leaves

00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:45.280
Akio in a rough spot because Akio is at 20 HP

00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:48.059
fighting this tiger alone. This is not looking

00:34:48.059 --> 00:34:55.369
great. but I think Jean recognizes the importance

00:34:55.369 --> 00:35:00.489
of Joan Franklin. If there is a chance, we can

00:35:00.489 --> 00:35:03.010
give Joan Franklin one more round. Joan Francine?

00:35:03.210 --> 00:35:07.269
Joan Francine. Yeah. How do you get them confused?

00:35:07.409 --> 00:35:13.030
They're totally different names. Okay. I would

00:35:13.030 --> 00:35:16.880
agree. I hate it, but I agree. Jaune gets up

00:35:16.880 --> 00:35:20.000
and he sprints to Jaune Francine's side. Holy

00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:25.400
shit. Back into the fray. Okay. Okay. Slides

00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:28.199
up beside her. Do you want to take that AOO for

00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:31.199
the tiger? I do want to take that. You don't

00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:32.639
have to. You don't have to if you don't want

00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:36.420
to, but I think it's optional. That tiger might

00:35:36.420 --> 00:35:39.239
need its reaction later on. It's a natural one.

00:35:39.539 --> 00:35:42.639
Okay, cool. So that tiger's out for the round,

00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:46.239
right? Yeah, of course. Yeah, it goes prone.

00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:49.639
Pounce, Akio. Mm -hmm. I love the thing he, like,

00:35:49.659 --> 00:35:52.659
goes for. Jaune, Akio's blade, like, sticks up.

00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:58.159
Like, before it. Roof! Halt! Beast! You're my

00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:05.420
foe! Roof! The tiger's... I hate cats! We don't

00:36:05.420 --> 00:36:08.400
deserve these sidekicks. They're so cool. And

00:36:08.400 --> 00:36:12.019
that's... Is it Jon's turn? He runs up. Heal

00:36:12.019 --> 00:36:13.980
was the action. Right. Yes. Okay, so that's his

00:36:13.980 --> 00:36:18.960
turn. Correct. That's Chester. Okay. Chester's

00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:21.340
not within five feet of the tiger, which means

00:36:21.340 --> 00:36:25.440
he's not actually. How is he not? The squares

00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:28.039
are ten feet. He's ten feet away. It looks like

00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.380
he's kind of splitting the squares. Yeah. I'll

00:36:30.380 --> 00:36:32.460
let you decide. Is he within five feet or not?

00:36:32.500 --> 00:36:34.360
You can choose because he is splitting the square

00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:35.920
right now. So if I were to move him behind the

00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:38.840
tiger, can I get some flanking? Yes, you can.

00:36:38.980 --> 00:36:43.780
Fucking A. Okay. Yep, we're gonna go behind the

00:36:43.780 --> 00:36:47.820
tiger. Hell yeah. Just loops around. Alright,

00:36:47.880 --> 00:36:50.400
Jules! Together! Let's do it! Does he get his

00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:54.579
double attack for this one? Oh, he does. Here's

00:36:54.579 --> 00:36:59.340
the thing. He's gonna use the war hammer. The

00:36:59.340 --> 00:37:02.980
language of the extra attack says the archer

00:37:02.980 --> 00:37:05.500
can attack twice, but it doesn't say that he

00:37:05.500 --> 00:37:09.030
has to use his bow. Yes, he can use it just as

00:37:09.030 --> 00:37:11.250
the archer. So you could, for instance, use your

00:37:11.250 --> 00:37:12.769
crossbow. You have disadvantage because you're

00:37:12.769 --> 00:37:14.929
in five feet of the creature, but if you miss,

00:37:15.130 --> 00:37:19.070
you might do more damage because misdirection

00:37:19.070 --> 00:37:22.889
is weird. That's true. So you could do a crossbow

00:37:22.889 --> 00:37:25.329
and a hammer if you want to go for that. Cool.

00:37:25.809 --> 00:37:28.090
We're going to go with the warhammer first. Hell

00:37:28.090 --> 00:37:30.869
yeah. This thing's already been cracked once

00:37:30.869 --> 00:37:37.050
with it. Yep. Advantage because of... I mean,

00:37:37.070 --> 00:37:40.469
it's... 21. You might crit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:40.650 --> 00:37:44.429
True, true. I did not crit. Okay, 21 definitely

00:37:44.429 --> 00:37:46.909
hits. Also, you don't disadvantage on the five

00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:48.630
feet because he's also blinded, so you actually

00:37:48.630 --> 00:37:53.289
get neutral attack. Okay, cool. Sweet. All right,

00:37:53.309 --> 00:37:57.969
1d8 plus two for the damage on this. That's going

00:37:57.969 --> 00:38:01.050
to be nine, almost max. Holy shit. Thing's looking

00:38:01.050 --> 00:38:03.550
pretty rough. All right, misdirection. Oh, can

00:38:03.550 --> 00:38:11.880
misdirection finish this? Let's do it. It's an

00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:20.179
11. 11, including flanking. 13. 13 hits. All

00:38:20.179 --> 00:38:25.099
right, all right. 13 hits. All right. 1d10 plus

00:38:25.099 --> 00:38:29.119
4 piercing. You'll need a high roll to finish

00:38:29.119 --> 00:38:32.360
it off. Let's go. All right, so there's a chance.

00:38:34.659 --> 00:38:37.019
Fuck. It's only going to be eight total. Eight

00:38:37.019 --> 00:38:39.159
total. Not quite enough to finish it, but it

00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:42.860
looks real bad. Okay. Okay. Okay. He just, like,

00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:45.780
cracks it, spins around, the crossbow's out,

00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:47.659
the tiger kind of blinding it straight. You see

00:38:47.659 --> 00:38:49.300
that crossbow, like, goes right towards its mouth,

00:38:49.460 --> 00:38:50.860
tries to fight right into its throat, but the

00:38:50.860 --> 00:38:52.420
tiger at the last second flails out of the way,

00:38:52.460 --> 00:38:56.159
just rips through its cheek. Bulko's flying off.

00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:58.559
Chester's just standing there coolly, hammer

00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:02.360
in one hand, crossbow in the other. Hell yeah.

00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:07.519
All right, then. Oh, that's his turn? Because

00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:11.260
that actually means it's my turn again. The whole

00:39:11.260 --> 00:39:14.139
super... Damn it, I forgot to do my layer action.

00:39:15.099 --> 00:39:17.079
Oh, well, too late now. I'll do it next time.

00:39:17.139 --> 00:39:21.739
The stage is loading. Yeah, let's do this thing.

00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:28.420
On the T -Rex. Yeah, I'll let you say it first

00:39:28.420 --> 00:39:30.579
because it's a reaction. Still got that flank

00:39:30.579 --> 00:39:34.469
with the tiger. Because of that, I do hit. Okay.

00:39:35.190 --> 00:39:40.869
Jaune will take his reaction and... Wait. It

00:39:40.869 --> 00:39:42.869
means the attack I rolled goes against Jaune,

00:39:42.869 --> 00:39:50.230
right? Yep. Did I miss? Fuck. Oh my god! Oh!

00:39:52.110 --> 00:39:55.349
I did not expect that. Oh, my God. I was too

00:39:55.349 --> 00:39:57.789
high to hit, but yet I rolled really bad. I rolled

00:39:57.789 --> 00:40:00.670
really bad. He goes a strike down, and Jaune

00:40:00.670 --> 00:40:03.380
just, like, bleeps. I mean, like... It's so weird.

00:40:03.460 --> 00:40:04.900
He's supposed to switch to places with the T

00:40:04.900 --> 00:40:06.559
-Rex. I'm not going to do that because that makes

00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:09.659
no sense. He's like, come here. He just grabs

00:40:09.659 --> 00:40:11.519
the T -Rex. Yeah, Jean just jumps in the way

00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:14.940
and blocks out of the shield. Wham! He just really

00:40:14.940 --> 00:40:18.639
quickly leaps off the bent knee of the T -Rex,

00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.800
goes flying up, parries the shield in the air,

00:40:20.820 --> 00:40:23.659
goes crashing down a little bit. All flavor.

00:40:23.780 --> 00:40:26.739
The weapon goes wide of the mark. That is insane.

00:40:26.940 --> 00:40:29.500
That's fantastic. That worked out really well.

00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:32.860
Oh my gosh. I need it for... I need to drop this

00:40:32.860 --> 00:40:34.639
thing so I can do fire breath again. All right.

00:40:34.760 --> 00:40:36.820
It's fine. It's fine. One more attack with T

00:40:36.820 --> 00:40:42.260
-Rex. Oh, he's pissed. Oh, he's pissed. Oh, my

00:40:42.260 --> 00:40:45.719
God. Dude, are we going to do this? Oh, God.

00:40:45.780 --> 00:40:47.480
Are we going to do this? Are we going to save

00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:49.699
John Franklin? Holy shit. Look at this stupid

00:40:49.699 --> 00:40:52.599
fucking one. Holy shit. Look at it. See my shame.

00:40:52.739 --> 00:41:01.280
David, this is shame. God. Wow. Cool -ass, super

00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:05.199
bad guy, Arathelon, flumps two attacks. No! Don't

00:41:05.199 --> 00:41:10.119
you cheer! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you cheer!

00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:17.199
That's the saddest. Hey, you know what? Heat

00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:20.260
vent, baby. Oh, no, I hate that. Boom, heat flares,

00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:22.239
bonus action. Still doing some damage. Fuck.

00:41:28.619 --> 00:41:33.019
Only six points. Fire damage attacks. Jaune and

00:41:33.019 --> 00:41:37.539
the T -Rex. This is... I'm so angry. Oh my gosh,

00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.579
that's Akio. Oh, Akio. Rassilon's starting to

00:41:40.579 --> 00:41:44.380
look a little almost impressed. Almost like stepping

00:41:44.380 --> 00:41:48.199
back. Maybe he's seeing what these newfangled

00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:53.159
luminaries are all about. So Akio is in single

00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:56.380
combat with this tiger, this untouched tiger.

00:41:57.369 --> 00:42:01.789
What size creature is the tiger? Large. Okay,

00:42:01.869 --> 00:42:05.250
great. It's bigger than a Kiyo. That's great.

00:42:05.389 --> 00:42:08.550
So for Kiyo's first attack, he's going to take

00:42:08.550 --> 00:42:15.449
a bite attack. What? What is going on? 15 to

00:42:15.449 --> 00:42:17.929
hit. 15 hits? What are you doing? Okay, great.

00:42:18.130 --> 00:42:20.829
What's happening? That's 1d6 plus 2 piercing

00:42:20.829 --> 00:42:23.309
damage, and the target has the prone condition.

00:42:23.650 --> 00:42:30.519
Jeremy, slap him. No, absolutely not. Seven damage.

00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:34.739
And for my second attack, I will take... He's

00:42:34.739 --> 00:42:36.780
just wrestling the tiger? Hey, I didn't make

00:42:36.780 --> 00:42:39.119
the sidekick. You made the sidekick. I remember

00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:41.860
that. He just goes to the throat. He's like funny.

00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:45.880
Tigers. They're like doing the whole cat, you

00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:47.699
know, two dogs rolling around or two cats rolling

00:42:47.699 --> 00:42:50.639
around. Now I've got advantage on my Ichigenka

00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:56.099
strike. That's silly. Don't you dare. Damn, just

00:42:56.099 --> 00:43:00.480
a 17, so not a crit. Someday, they'll get that

00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:03.739
crit. What Ichigenka hit is still going to really

00:43:03.739 --> 00:43:10.980
hurt. Yeah. Eleven. Tiger's looking pretty bad.

00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:14.719
All three looking pretty rough right now. Damn.

00:43:15.539 --> 00:43:19.780
Damn. That's it for Akio. Hell yeah. I just love

00:43:19.780 --> 00:43:22.519
that Akio bites, pulls it down, and then in the

00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.239
swift motion grabs a sword and slices through

00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:30.360
fur. Mist -like blood. Spraying out. Holy shit.

00:43:30.539 --> 00:43:33.400
All right. That is going to be a legendary action

00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:38.019
to kill this T -Rex. Come on. Oh, that's going

00:43:38.019 --> 00:43:42.079
to be a hit, baby. That is a 21 to hit. Come

00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:52.699
on. I need to get this thing down. Only 19 points

00:43:52.699 --> 00:43:55.119
of damage. Is it still up? The T -Rex is still

00:43:55.119 --> 00:43:58.980
up? Still up. Gosh darn it. This is impossible.

00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:03.699
Impossible. All right. Strikes out again. Why

00:44:03.699 --> 00:44:10.599
won't you die? Cleaving again and again. That's

00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:13.579
my legendary. That's the gargoyles. Gargoyle.

00:44:13.659 --> 00:44:15.960
One of them's dead. The second one is going to

00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:20.920
go for the Z -Rex. Yeah, this is the third episode

00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:23.900
of this combat. We've killed one guy. Seriously.

00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:25.559
They're all looking bad. Seriously. Except for

00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:26.699
that other gargoyle. He's looking pretty good.

00:44:27.750 --> 00:44:35.369
And he hits four. Come on. Anything above a two.

00:44:35.889 --> 00:44:38.429
Oh, really? He's got two. Okay, then it will

00:44:38.429 --> 00:44:41.829
hit because it's two on the die. So it's four

00:44:41.829 --> 00:44:45.389
points of damage. T -Rex is taking that last

00:44:45.389 --> 00:44:48.190
hit. Barely standing, goes to move, and the gargoyle

00:44:48.190 --> 00:44:51.360
comes flying up. This big one looks... very much

00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:54.519
like Arhalon, comes sliding in, slashes, and

00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:57.119
the T -Rex finally, as just one long streak,

00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:01.380
runs up its body, bleeds, and falls. I still

00:45:01.380 --> 00:45:04.699
used all of my legendary actions and my actions

00:45:04.699 --> 00:45:07.719
on this turn to do that, so that is a net loss

00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:12.760
for me. But, finally! That's Blanche. Okay. Oh,

00:45:12.780 --> 00:45:14.880
and by the way, the T -Rex, when it dies, does

00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:20.409
not collapse. It simply vanishes. And you see

00:45:20.409 --> 00:45:22.449
a small figurine, ting, ting, ting, ting, falls

00:45:22.449 --> 00:45:29.730
into the dirt. Oh my gosh. So David, by the rule

00:45:29.730 --> 00:45:37.289
of like every other diagonal is 10 feet. Yeah.

00:45:37.349 --> 00:45:39.690
Do you think with 40 feet of movement, Blanche

00:45:39.690 --> 00:45:44.170
can get to the spot? You'd have to take an AOL

00:45:44.170 --> 00:45:46.670
from the gargoyle. I'm totally fine with an AOL

00:45:46.670 --> 00:45:48.050
from the gargoyle. Then yes, you can get there.

00:45:48.309 --> 00:45:53.670
Okay. So Blanche is going to enter into flanking

00:45:53.670 --> 00:45:57.670
with Jean Franklin against Arathelon. That's

00:45:57.670 --> 00:46:01.429
going to be a 17 to hit. That's not a hit. Ping.

00:46:01.550 --> 00:46:05.010
All right. You slide in the back. Oh, man. Jean

00:46:05.010 --> 00:46:08.369
and Blanche flanking on either side. Jean just

00:46:08.369 --> 00:46:13.389
looks to you with a nod. Sir! I'm back. I'm here,

00:46:13.469 --> 00:46:17.530
sir. Stay safe, Jean. And Blanche is going to

00:46:17.530 --> 00:46:20.690
go in for... Two attacks. You've got to get this

00:46:20.690 --> 00:46:26.469
thing down, man. Oh, my God. The first is...

00:46:26.469 --> 00:46:29.550
Hold on. Sorry. I should have had... Oh, no.

00:46:29.630 --> 00:46:32.210
It's only a 14 for the first attack. Oh, that

00:46:32.210 --> 00:46:39.570
will not hit. Second attack is 23. That will

00:46:39.570 --> 00:46:43.070
hit. Okay. Great. Do you have flanking for both

00:46:43.070 --> 00:46:51.440
of those? Yes. Okay. 14. Damage. All right, 14's

00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:57.280
pretty good. You strike true. Yeah, I feel bad

00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:59.099
kind of ignoring the adds, but... I love the

00:46:59.099 --> 00:47:01.559
idea of the shadowy blade driving into, like,

00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:03.699
the fire of, like, this thing. You drive into,

00:47:03.739 --> 00:47:05.800
like, a leg, and you see, like, the flames around

00:47:05.800 --> 00:47:09.400
almost begin to extinguish as the blade meets

00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:15.139
them. He kind of roars out. Okay. Come at me,

00:47:15.179 --> 00:47:18.039
Arathelon. Let's see what hero you really are.

00:47:20.500 --> 00:47:26.659
That's the tigers. One on Akio. Do I send this

00:47:26.659 --> 00:47:28.739
one down to fight Jules as well? No, I think

00:47:28.739 --> 00:47:31.380
this one's going to go fight Jaune. One on Akio,

00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:34.159
one on Jaune fighting with Arathlon, and one

00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:36.880
still battling Jules. Two of them are still blinded.

00:47:37.019 --> 00:47:42.250
Actually, I got all my saves. Two of them are

00:47:42.250 --> 00:47:45.449
still blinded. Oh, my God. That's great. Now

00:47:45.449 --> 00:47:49.309
I'm going to get you. Good. Okay. Come on. Which

00:47:49.309 --> 00:47:50.750
one do you hit first? This is going to be on

00:47:50.750 --> 00:47:56.449
jewels or chest. Jewels. We'll do jewels. First

00:47:56.449 --> 00:47:59.710
one would hit. Second one will miss because of

00:47:59.710 --> 00:48:02.869
the blind. Okay, great. Oh, come on. All right,

00:48:02.929 --> 00:48:06.650
Akio now. Not blinded, and that will be a hit,

00:48:06.670 --> 00:48:10.619
I believe, with a 19. Yeah, let me double check.

00:48:10.920 --> 00:48:15.900
Yep, 19 hits. Okay. I will be using Hellish Reboof

00:48:15.900 --> 00:48:22.260
once you do damage, so... Thank you, Andrew.

00:48:24.820 --> 00:48:27.579
Oh, that's a good one. That is going to be 11

00:48:27.579 --> 00:48:30.260
points of damage on Akito. Yikes. Strong bite

00:48:30.260 --> 00:48:33.219
as he comes back and... Half move to stand up

00:48:33.219 --> 00:48:36.760
again, I'll say, and then bite. Hell yeah. So

00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:41.920
that's a... DC 15 deck save. Okay. Come on, Tiger.

00:48:42.340 --> 00:48:47.940
Come on, Tiger. Hang on. Hang on. Please fail.

00:48:48.139 --> 00:48:52.280
I have good decks, right? Please fail. 13. Oh,

00:48:52.300 --> 00:48:55.960
that's a fail. Okay, great. 2d10 fire damage.

00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:05.400
2d10. Yep. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 11 fire damage.

00:49:06.380 --> 00:49:09.739
Just barely. Not enough. Oh my god. Just barely.

00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:14.079
Barely not enough. He just bites down on Kiyo.

00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:17.960
So his armor lights up in flame. All over this

00:49:17.960 --> 00:49:20.840
thing. This singed beast. Sort of crouched down.

00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:24.340
Still shaking. Moving towards a mist. Bleeding

00:49:24.340 --> 00:49:26.780
out all over the place. Flowing into the air

00:49:26.780 --> 00:49:28.639
all around. You can barely see the tiger itself.

00:49:29.940 --> 00:49:33.199
Okay. And that is one more tiger on Jean with

00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:35.320
flanking. But it's blinded. So what am I doing?

00:49:38.659 --> 00:49:43.880
No. No. Hang on. With flanking, that is... Actually,

00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:48.739
maybe. 17. That's not a hit on Jaune. Okay. So,

00:49:48.820 --> 00:49:52.400
boom. Not going to hit Jaune. Kind of catches

00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.519
on his shield. He's got one shield back. Fight

00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:56.860
nothing. Spear. Prophet. Torch. Arathelon. That

00:49:56.860 --> 00:50:01.079
is my tigers. And that is Jules. You never rolled

00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:04.940
damage for Jules. You missed. I thought you hit

00:50:04.940 --> 00:50:08.690
one. I hit on Akio. No, on you. It was a disadvantage,

00:50:08.710 --> 00:50:12.010
so the first roll would have been a hit. The

00:50:12.010 --> 00:50:14.210
tigers only get one attack. I'm okay with this.

00:50:14.250 --> 00:50:15.829
I'm okay with this. I'm okay with this. I roll

00:50:15.829 --> 00:50:17.210
some damage on you if you want. Nope, fuck off.

00:50:17.710 --> 00:50:21.750
You got a d12 over here. All right, that's two

00:50:21.750 --> 00:50:23.550
jewels. God, okay. The question is, are you going

00:50:23.550 --> 00:50:27.610
to roll some damage on me? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going

00:50:27.610 --> 00:50:32.630
to. All the tigers look like they are barely

00:50:32.630 --> 00:50:35.349
alive. Their gargoyle is pretty good, but you

00:50:35.349 --> 00:50:38.429
guys have almost cleared out the ads. I know.

00:50:38.570 --> 00:50:41.869
This is so close still. So clutch. I don't know

00:50:41.869 --> 00:50:46.090
where this is going. That's you, David. Is it

00:50:46.090 --> 00:50:48.429
me or that was Jeremy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's me.

00:50:48.710 --> 00:50:57.469
Whose turn is it? It's me. Okay. Let's see. I

00:50:57.469 --> 00:51:01.400
do want to do damage. And so... Yeah, three tigers

00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:04.119
hauled him barely up. What about psychic damage?

00:51:04.820 --> 00:51:06.659
I mean, you wouldn't think there's anything wrong

00:51:06.659 --> 00:51:08.719
with that because you've seen Blanche doing shadow

00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:15.099
blade. Right, right. Okay. Okay. I want to make

00:51:15.099 --> 00:51:18.340
sure that this gets finished. So we're going

00:51:18.340 --> 00:51:24.780
to do level three dissonant whispers. Okay. Onto

00:51:24.780 --> 00:51:26.920
the tiger. On the one that's facing you? Yes.

00:51:26.980 --> 00:51:30.119
Hell yeah. Yep. Okay, it's a save on me? Yep.

00:51:31.900 --> 00:51:33.760
Ooh, that's a pretty good roll. A natural 19.

00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:37.519
Fuck. Still do half damage. Still do half? Okay,

00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:43.460
so it's 5d6. 5d6. Can you finish it with 5d6?

00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:56.179
Got one if you want it. Nine. That one had the

00:51:56.179 --> 00:52:01.679
most HP left. Eight. Oh, my God. Wow. That was

00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:04.380
a lot of information. That was super telling.

00:52:04.659 --> 00:52:05.760
You know what? I should have said that. It sounded

00:52:05.760 --> 00:52:07.699
cool to say. Yeah, that was a lot of info. It

00:52:07.699 --> 00:52:11.880
was cool to say, but it was also, yeah. Don't

00:52:11.880 --> 00:52:13.760
say I did nothing for you. Thanks, David. What's

00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:15.300
it look like? As he does this. So he's already

00:52:15.300 --> 00:52:17.079
got his hand on him. Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:52:17.340 --> 00:52:21.880
So from under his palm, you see this bright white

00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:25.059
light start radiating over the face of this tiger.

00:52:26.219 --> 00:52:33.300
And as it grows, and then the white light completely

00:52:33.300 --> 00:52:38.599
encompasses the tiger and it just disappears.

00:52:38.780 --> 00:52:43.599
Holy shit. Hell yeah. Holy fuck. I thought I

00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:46.599
was going to die. Down. I still might. I still

00:52:46.599 --> 00:52:49.420
might. Still. Anything else, Jules? That was

00:52:49.420 --> 00:52:51.320
your action. Bonus action. You could command

00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:53.179
the rock if you want. Oh, that's right. I could

00:52:53.179 --> 00:52:54.420
command the rock. Yeah, you know what? He's going

00:52:54.420 --> 00:52:56.559
to go for the fucking little gargoyle there.

00:52:56.980 --> 00:53:00.280
Rock versus rock fight. Boom, boom. Yes. Yeah,

00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:01.480
he's going to go for that. Are you ready for

00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:05.099
Rock Mania 7? Rock v. Rock. Yep. Oh, yeah. He's

00:53:05.099 --> 00:53:07.900
going to go for it. Let's do it. Okay. All right.

00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:09.460
So, yeah. You command the rock. The rock's going

00:53:09.460 --> 00:53:13.179
to do its thing. The rock got a natural 20. Oh,

00:53:13.179 --> 00:53:28.090
my God. The only crit of the night. That's double,

00:53:28.250 --> 00:53:33.369
right? Double the die. Amazing. Stupid rock.

00:53:33.710 --> 00:53:37.530
That's 17. Oh, please kill it. Please kill it.

00:53:37.570 --> 00:53:39.530
No, he's just a tanky as shit. But it does, like,

00:53:39.650 --> 00:53:44.309
hit the T -Rex, kind of makes a little growling,

00:53:44.349 --> 00:53:47.130
kind of chittering sound. Jules, like, points

00:53:47.130 --> 00:53:48.650
to the rock, and the rock just whirls around

00:53:48.650 --> 00:53:51.570
and cracks it so hard in the jaw. And just, like,

00:53:51.570 --> 00:53:58.710
breaks the jaw off. Nice. Nice. Holy shit. Steven,

00:53:59.010 --> 00:54:01.840
don't forget that John Franklin... Has Bardic

00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:05.219
again. Oh, I did forget that. Don't forget that.

00:54:05.219 --> 00:54:06.860
You guys got to take this Robin with you. That

00:54:06.860 --> 00:54:09.400
came in clutch last time. Over there. It might

00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:12.500
again. Okay. Well, is that the end of your turn?

00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:18.539
You know what? What? Jules will move next to

00:54:18.539 --> 00:54:23.760
Chester. Get a little more space here. But he's

00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:28.420
still within range to do stuff. Okay. I need...

00:54:29.449 --> 00:54:31.449
Top of this round, a Rathalong kind of desperate

00:54:31.449 --> 00:54:34.750
stands back and just like raises his hands up.

00:54:34.949 --> 00:54:39.389
Come to me, my friends, come! God damn it. And

00:54:39.389 --> 00:54:41.530
you see like, and all around them is, they still

00:54:41.530 --> 00:54:43.530
started chanting again, just like, Supernova,

00:54:43.789 --> 00:54:47.090
Supernova! A number of these figures, almost

00:54:47.090 --> 00:54:50.309
a surging tide, rushes forward, a mist creating

00:54:50.309 --> 00:54:54.210
a stampede of people. I'm going to need, let's

00:54:54.210 --> 00:54:56.690
see, let me take two of you. What in the fuck?

00:54:57.929 --> 00:55:00.670
Akio and Jaune need real strength saving throws.

00:55:00.949 --> 00:55:02.949
Gotta pick on Akio. They say they're coming from

00:55:02.949 --> 00:55:04.630
the top, rushing towards Rathlons. They're pushing

00:55:04.630 --> 00:55:07.510
right through those two. Jesus Christ. The miss,

00:55:07.570 --> 00:55:09.090
the Tigers seem to just like, they go right through

00:55:09.090 --> 00:55:12.010
them. They're missed. Akio first. Ooh, that's

00:55:12.010 --> 00:55:18.570
nine for Akio. Okay. That might be very bad.

00:55:18.769 --> 00:55:21.909
Don't forget. Bardic. I know. I wanted to use

00:55:21.909 --> 00:55:24.230
Bardic for Max Attack, but I might need it for

00:55:24.230 --> 00:55:26.630
Jaune. Oh, I definitely need it for Jaune. Fuck.

00:55:26.750 --> 00:55:29.929
That's a five before Bardic. The thing is, I

00:55:29.929 --> 00:55:32.489
don't think that the Bardic is going to help.

00:55:32.690 --> 00:55:36.130
No, I don't. No, not at all. So, I'm going to

00:55:36.130 --> 00:55:41.630
leave it. You're right. Not bad, only four points

00:55:41.630 --> 00:55:43.889
of damage, but both Jaune and Akio go prone.

00:55:43.949 --> 00:55:48.469
Oh my god. Oh no. And Jaune is in a very bad

00:55:48.469 --> 00:55:51.349
space to be prone. Except it's his turn now,

00:55:51.409 --> 00:55:53.750
so that doesn't actually... Oh, okay, yeah. Damn

00:55:53.750 --> 00:55:56.989
it. I was like, oh my god, I'm going wild. Jaune

00:55:56.989 --> 00:55:59.530
just slowly and carefully stands back up with

00:55:59.530 --> 00:56:01.630
all the time in the world. The mist sort of like

00:56:01.630 --> 00:56:04.449
coalesces around Arathelon and then... Layer

00:56:04.449 --> 00:56:06.750
action done. You took some damage, but Jaune

00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:10.250
stands up his turn. Akio is in a very bad way,

00:56:10.309 --> 00:56:13.349
though. Yeah. Still locked in battle with this

00:56:13.349 --> 00:56:20.309
beast. All right. So now that I know that the

00:56:20.309 --> 00:56:24.250
tiger behind Jaune has less than 8 HP. Yeah.

00:56:25.409 --> 00:56:27.630
Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold

00:56:27.630 --> 00:56:30.769
on. Stephen. Stephen, stand by. Stand by. What's

00:56:30.769 --> 00:56:35.159
up? So on an attack roll. You can use your bardic,

00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:38.920
and if you use it for the attack roll, each creature

00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:42.019
within five feet has to succeed on a con save

00:56:42.019 --> 00:56:44.679
or take thunder damage equal to the bardic. I

00:56:44.679 --> 00:56:47.119
always thought it was the attacking creature

00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:49.500
or the creature being attacked. The target and

00:56:49.500 --> 00:56:51.639
each creature of your choice that you can see

00:56:51.639 --> 00:56:54.420
within five feet has to make a con save or take

00:56:54.420 --> 00:56:56.800
damage equal to that bardic. That's fantastic.

00:56:57.039 --> 00:57:00.690
Crazy. So, I mean, if you hit... and you use

00:57:00.690 --> 00:57:03.329
the Bardic. I mean, I guess you don't even have

00:57:03.329 --> 00:57:06.190
to hit to use the Bardic. It's true. But you

00:57:06.190 --> 00:57:09.989
could potentially hit a Rathalon and take out.

00:57:10.429 --> 00:57:12.909
But I think you'd have to roll. I don't know.

00:57:12.969 --> 00:57:15.210
I don't know how high you'd have to roll on that

00:57:15.210 --> 00:57:19.769
Bardic. Let's start with the attack roll on the

00:57:19.769 --> 00:57:30.289
Tiger. Okay. King Spear. 17 on the die. That's

00:57:30.289 --> 00:57:36.889
23. That will hit. So that is... Jaune spins

00:57:36.889 --> 00:57:39.409
around, driving the spear out towards this tiger.

00:57:39.590 --> 00:57:43.710
So I have the hit. If I can do the... Yeah, so

00:57:43.710 --> 00:57:47.750
I'm going to add the... It doesn't do anything.

00:57:48.170 --> 00:57:51.800
It won't. There's no reason not to use it because

00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:53.760
I'll still hit a Rathalon. My plan was to use

00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:55.460
the second attack on a Rathalon. Now, if you

00:57:55.460 --> 00:57:57.219
save it, you might be able to hit a Rathalon

00:57:57.219 --> 00:57:58.940
attack with a miss. You might have to... Oh,

00:57:59.260 --> 00:58:01.079
to make up the miss. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:58:01.139 --> 00:58:03.519
Okay. That makes perfect sense. So then we're

00:58:03.519 --> 00:58:09.619
just going to do the 1d6 plus 3. Okay. Because

00:58:09.619 --> 00:58:12.840
Jaune cannot hold it with two hands because shield

00:58:12.840 --> 00:58:16.800
and stuff. Ooh, minimum damage. Four damage.

00:58:18.199 --> 00:58:21.679
Just short. Aphasia off. That's fine. Just short.

00:58:21.940 --> 00:58:24.699
Jaune's still going to turn around. Oh. Nice.

00:58:24.900 --> 00:58:27.099
Because now he has flanking. Oh, he's got flanking.

00:58:27.300 --> 00:58:32.960
Oh. And hopefully the bardic damage. Oh, that's

00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:36.320
clever. Nice, nice. Rips through, spins around

00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:38.820
again. Spear, the king spear. King spear. Golden

00:58:38.820 --> 00:58:44.119
spear striking out. Oh, that's a dirty 20. Dirty

00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:47.400
20 will hit Arathelon. Okay, sweet. And then

00:58:47.400 --> 00:58:50.469
I'm going to use the. Bardic, I don't really

00:58:50.469 --> 00:58:52.190
need to. It doesn't matter what the roll is.

00:58:54.170 --> 00:58:58.329
To use the Bardic for that damage, he has to

00:58:58.329 --> 00:59:02.590
make a con save for both of them. Okay, so yes,

00:59:02.769 --> 00:59:06.610
con save for both of them for the Bardic damage.

00:59:07.190 --> 00:59:09.949
What's the DC? Or what did you roll? Tiger failed

00:59:09.949 --> 00:59:13.909
horrendously. Okay, great. Rathlon rolled a 15.

00:59:14.269 --> 00:59:18.079
15 is the DC. Okay, Rathlon beats it. So Rathlon

00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:21.179
attacks, but Tiger takes two damage. Two damage.

00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:25.199
Tiger is gone. The thunder rips out from this.

00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:27.659
It's at the golden moat, and the tiger gets hit.

00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:29.960
Jean turns away. It's about to strike, and Jean,

00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:31.659
coolly, not even looking at it, as the thunder

00:59:31.659 --> 00:59:34.039
rips out from him and just tears the tiger into

00:59:34.039 --> 00:59:37.480
mist. It's like an action movie where the heroes

00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:39.840
don't look at the explosion. Hell yeah. We're

00:59:39.840 --> 00:59:42.539
going to make this even spicier. What? I'm going

00:59:42.539 --> 00:59:44.440
to use a trait that I keep forgetting Jean has,

00:59:44.679 --> 00:59:48.199
Divine Smite. He just got it. He just got it.

00:59:48.199 --> 00:59:50.400
So he can use up to three smite slots to add

00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:54.860
an extra D8 damage per smite slot. Holy shit.

00:59:54.980 --> 01:00:00.420
Oh my gosh. Kingspear is 1d6 plus 3 and then

01:00:00.420 --> 01:00:08.059
3d8 for the smite. Holy fuck. Let's see. 5 for

01:00:08.059 --> 01:00:13.980
the kingspear. 12 for the smite damage. It's

01:00:13.980 --> 01:00:18.059
radiant if it matters. Wow. So 17 total? That

01:00:18.059 --> 01:00:22.440
sounds right. Hot dog. That's a lot of damage.

01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:25.519
Just the spear strikes through. Kite Tiger explodes

01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:28.360
behind him. Spear strikes in and a pulse of light

01:00:28.360 --> 01:00:39.539
drives into the flames of Arathelon. Screams

01:00:39.539 --> 01:00:41.579
as he's being torn apart by holy light from within.

01:00:42.139 --> 01:00:45.329
Oh, but he's still up. Yeah, oh yeah, I didn't,

01:00:45.329 --> 01:00:50.570
yeah. Cool -ass move for Jaune, though. Okay,

01:00:50.670 --> 01:00:52.650
that's his turn? That's the end of Jaune's turn.

01:00:53.070 --> 01:00:57.929
Chesta. Chesta! Tiger's down. There's one more

01:00:57.929 --> 01:01:01.150
fighting Akio. There's a Gargoyle. And there's

01:01:01.150 --> 01:01:05.110
a Rathalon. Okay, what we're going to do is he

01:01:05.110 --> 01:01:09.690
is first going to take misdirection for the tiger

01:01:09.690 --> 01:01:16.150
at Akio. Nice. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. Uh -huh.

01:01:16.210 --> 01:01:24.750
Okay. Uh, that's a 17 to hit. 17 hits. Oh, yeah.

01:01:25.030 --> 01:01:27.070
And you don't need to bother rolling damage.

01:01:27.230 --> 01:01:29.610
Oh, fuck. Great. Excellent. Yeah, excellent.

01:01:29.610 --> 01:01:31.730
It is automatically going to fail. Okay, cool.

01:01:31.730 --> 01:01:33.809
So you're just locked by all this air, and then

01:01:33.809 --> 01:01:36.369
it just vanishes as a bolt pierces through it,

01:01:36.369 --> 01:01:39.230
ripping through. It's a weakened creature. Okay.

01:01:39.510 --> 01:01:42.429
Thanks, Chester. It's got a sword in his mouth.

01:01:42.840 --> 01:01:47.639
Cool. How was the little gargoyle doing? Gargoyle

01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:49.119
was still in pretty good shape, but took one

01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:50.239
solid hit. Still in pretty good shape. Okay.

01:01:50.659 --> 01:01:54.400
Okay. That'll be it. I think Chester will move

01:01:54.400 --> 01:01:58.300
a little bit closer. Hell yeah. And I think that'll

01:01:58.300 --> 01:02:02.480
be it. Okay. That is Arathelon back again, baby.

01:02:03.099 --> 01:02:04.739
Oh, and who am I going to hit? I thought it was

01:02:04.739 --> 01:02:10.280
Arathelon Brass. Just for that, I'm killing John.

01:02:11.679 --> 01:02:14.280
Hey, could fight the stone cat, but nah. Blanche

01:02:14.280 --> 01:02:16.139
did a bunch of damage, though. I'm going to hit

01:02:16.139 --> 01:02:17.980
you both once. You know what? I'll hit you first,

01:02:18.099 --> 01:02:23.400
Blanche, just for speaking up. Why? It's every

01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:26.440
time. Another crit? No, it's two. It's a shitty,

01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:29.739
stupid, I wish it was a zero on that thing. I

01:02:29.739 --> 01:02:31.320
have a button. I have a button. If I want to

01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:32.699
use a button at the right time, I need to put

01:02:32.699 --> 01:02:34.780
pressure on you guys now. I thought I was going

01:02:34.780 --> 01:02:37.619
to test your metal tonight, Arathelon. I'm going

01:02:37.619 --> 01:02:39.460
to use that button now. Wait, hold on, hold on.

01:02:39.539 --> 01:02:41.429
I'm going to use that button now. What? On what?

01:02:41.929 --> 01:02:44.369
On my attack on Blanche. You only get one on

01:02:44.369 --> 01:02:46.849
the whole show. Wait, you can't use it after

01:02:46.849 --> 01:02:48.809
you first attacked and failed. No, I'll let him

01:02:48.809 --> 01:02:52.230
attack. I'm going to attack Blanche first. You

01:02:52.230 --> 01:02:54.570
only get one button for this whole show, man.

01:02:54.710 --> 01:02:56.750
Are you sure you want to waste it now? I keep

01:02:56.750 --> 01:02:59.210
on saying I'm going to use it and not using it.

01:02:59.269 --> 01:03:02.449
Oliver deserves it better. Oliver deserves to

01:03:02.449 --> 01:03:04.909
have this button crit Blanche. Don't waste it

01:03:04.909 --> 01:03:06.809
against Blanche. I mean, you can try it, but...

01:03:06.809 --> 01:03:10.050
Do it. Oh, I shouldn't have attacked you at all.

01:03:10.799 --> 01:03:12.880
No, it's okay. Well, Arathelon doesn't know that.

01:03:13.579 --> 01:03:16.219
He doesn't know that. He doesn't know that. Do

01:03:16.219 --> 01:03:19.079
I waste the button? It's not a waste. Steven

01:03:19.079 --> 01:03:23.400
thinks it's a waste. Oh, man. Okay. You're not

01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:25.639
helping our cause here, Steven. Honestly, I really

01:03:25.639 --> 01:03:28.099
feel like I know he's going to waste it. I mean,

01:03:28.119 --> 01:03:30.500
like with Blanche's AC. If I crit you, you just

01:03:30.500 --> 01:03:33.960
go out. You're just done. Maybe. I believe in

01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:36.710
the crit. I believe in it. All right. I want

01:03:36.710 --> 01:03:38.210
to believe in it. You're going to have to look.

01:03:38.449 --> 01:03:40.590
I believe in the crit. Oliver, I'm so sorry if

01:03:40.590 --> 01:03:42.269
I waste this button, but I believe in the crit.

01:03:42.369 --> 01:03:43.130
You're going to have to look Oliver in the eyes.

01:03:43.210 --> 01:03:45.230
I know this is happening in the past for you,

01:03:45.329 --> 01:03:50.130
but believe in me. Believe in this crit. Believe

01:03:50.130 --> 01:03:53.150
in taking out Lance Trudeau and wiping that stupid

01:03:53.150 --> 01:03:55.409
smug smile off of stupid smug Steve and stupid

01:03:55.409 --> 01:03:56.889
smug face. I'm going to watch these rolls because.

01:03:57.449 --> 01:03:58.849
You can watch these rolls. Yeah, I'm quite curious.

01:03:59.150 --> 01:04:01.670
Come watch these rolls. Come watch my crit. Just

01:04:01.670 --> 01:04:05.650
don't look at my screen. Come on, give me that

01:04:05.650 --> 01:04:10.889
crit! Oh, it's not a crit. It's not a crit, but

01:04:10.889 --> 01:04:14.429
it is pretty good. It is still going to be. Hang

01:04:14.429 --> 01:04:18.849
on. It's still going to be. Wait, you saw the

01:04:18.849 --> 01:04:21.190
rolls. Let me tell you what the hit is. I don't

01:04:21.190 --> 01:04:24.510
even remember. Darn it. It is going to be a 26

01:04:24.510 --> 01:04:28.250
to hit Blanche. I'm going to use Reaction and

01:04:28.250 --> 01:04:31.349
cast Shield. Is that high enough? Well, it stopped

01:04:31.349 --> 01:04:33.789
me. I don't think you have Bladesong up. Yes,

01:04:33.829 --> 01:04:36.170
she does. It's a bonus action. She did it ages

01:04:36.170 --> 01:04:38.849
ago. Damn it. Yeah. I remember putting the sound

01:04:38.849 --> 01:04:42.730
effect in. No! Oliver, I'm so sorry. I believed

01:04:42.730 --> 01:04:45.230
in the crit. What is it like? I just was itching.

01:04:45.349 --> 01:04:49.750
27 with all that? Yeah. Yeah. So 26 just misses.

01:04:49.969 --> 01:04:52.659
Wait. No, there's no tiger, not flanked with

01:04:52.659 --> 01:04:56.280
anything. No! Okay. Damn it. He comes down. You

01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:58.519
see this massive sword attack comes down directly

01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:00.320
on top of you. Your shield, I think you're like

01:05:00.320 --> 01:05:02.139
pushed into the ground a little bit as a crater

01:05:02.139 --> 01:05:04.559
crushes around you. That shield holding true

01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:08.500
as a flame comes back. It's impossible. Impossible.

01:05:09.300 --> 01:05:12.679
Are you sure you were a luminary? Hey, keep them.

01:05:14.239 --> 01:05:16.000
Jean and Blanche take four points of damage.

01:05:17.259 --> 01:05:19.260
Blanche actually takes half because fire. Damn

01:05:19.260 --> 01:05:22.099
it. I forgot about fire shield. Oh, actually,

01:05:22.500 --> 01:05:24.719
yeah. Does that proc fire shield? You just did

01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:27.559
damage to Blanche. Is it damage or a hit? Hold

01:05:27.559 --> 01:05:29.980
on. I think it's a hit. I think it's a hit, too.

01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:32.059
I think it's a hit. Yeah, it hits you with a

01:05:32.059 --> 01:05:34.440
melee attack. Okay. Never mind. That's fine.

01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:36.780
That's kind of part of the reason why. No, that's

01:05:36.780 --> 01:05:38.400
part of the reason why I had it up. It was like,

01:05:38.460 --> 01:05:40.159
I know I'm not going to get hit, but if I do,

01:05:40.239 --> 01:05:42.099
I want to at least do something about it. That's

01:05:42.099 --> 01:05:45.820
Akio. Okay, Akio, let me mark down Jean's damage

01:05:45.820 --> 01:05:47.619
real fast. Can you finish this thing tonight?

01:05:48.380 --> 01:05:52.659
Yes. Only one add remains. Arathelon standing

01:05:52.659 --> 01:05:55.940
tall, Akio freed up. What's he going to do? Akio

01:05:55.940 --> 01:06:01.199
can't reach flanking, unfortunately, so instead

01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:04.260
he's going to stand five feet away from Jean

01:06:04.260 --> 01:06:09.519
in melee with Arathelon. And he's going to go

01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:17.579
for an Ichigenka attack. There is no biting for

01:06:17.579 --> 01:06:20.719
prone because Arathelon is bigger than large.

01:06:23.360 --> 01:06:28.800
It's a 17 for the first attack. 17. Hang on.

01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:31.320
You would get prone technically, I believe, because

01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:36.219
you are across from Blanche. Well, it's not like

01:06:36.219 --> 01:06:39.230
directly through. I think it has to be center

01:06:39.230 --> 01:06:41.710
to center going through the center. Okay. Is

01:06:41.710 --> 01:06:43.949
that how it goes? Yeah. And I couldn't quite

01:06:43.949 --> 01:06:47.869
get to flanking with the stone guy because it

01:06:47.869 --> 01:06:50.090
would have been 40 feet in a straight line. 17

01:06:50.090 --> 01:06:55.150
will miss. Oh, shit. That stinks. Okay. Let me

01:06:55.150 --> 01:07:01.050
take another one. That is definitely going to

01:07:01.050 --> 01:07:06.190
miss. Okay. Damn. Wow, huge bummer. Huge bummer.

01:07:06.210 --> 01:07:08.989
Huge bummer. There, okay. Hold on. No, I'm actually

01:07:08.989 --> 01:07:11.909
going to stay in that spot. So no movement. Legendary

01:07:11.909 --> 01:07:16.570
action. Great. On a Kyo. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Kyo's

01:07:16.570 --> 01:07:19.070
not doing well. That's a good way to do it. Now

01:07:19.070 --> 01:07:20.409
Blanche, I'm going to hit you for sure. Hold

01:07:20.409 --> 01:07:23.150
on. Does Jean have his reaction? He hasn't used

01:07:23.150 --> 01:07:25.170
a reaction. He does have his reaction back. Okay.

01:07:25.550 --> 01:07:30.110
Well, I can wait until... Oh. 29 to hit. Ooh,

01:07:30.250 --> 01:07:32.369
yeah. Jean could take it or Kyo could take it.

01:07:32.730 --> 01:07:35.309
Your choice. Yeah, I think Jaune needs to take

01:07:35.309 --> 01:07:36.989
it because Akia will go down if he takes it.

01:07:37.150 --> 01:07:46.190
Okay. The stone can't do anything, right? Nah,

01:07:46.309 --> 01:07:47.710
too far away. I mean, I don't know what it has

01:07:47.710 --> 01:07:50.590
for abilities, but... It's got its own reaction.

01:07:50.610 --> 01:07:55.530
That's about it. I rolled really good. That is

01:07:55.530 --> 01:07:58.489
30 points of damage. Wow. Holy shit. Jaune is

01:07:58.489 --> 01:08:03.389
just barely up. Holy shit. Holy shit. John just

01:08:03.389 --> 01:08:05.309
reaches over. Akio just like comes in, tries

01:08:05.309 --> 01:08:08.469
to strike twice, misses. Rathal comes down hard.

01:08:08.969 --> 01:08:11.210
And John just dives in the way. Actually, no,

01:08:11.210 --> 01:08:14.010
Swag Places was in this time as part of their,

01:08:14.090 --> 01:08:18.310
his shell defense. Slides in the way, takes the

01:08:18.310 --> 01:08:24.609
hit. Crack. I won't let Sass sidekick. Fall.

01:08:25.850 --> 01:08:30.960
Okay, that is, holy shit. That's the remaining

01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:37.060
gargoyle. Going to attack that rock. Sorry. 17

01:08:37.060 --> 01:08:41.699
on the rock. Damn it. Yeah. That hits. Hell yeah.

01:08:41.920 --> 01:08:47.140
Come on. Four points of damage. Oh, wait. You

01:08:47.140 --> 01:08:50.319
have two attacks on this guy. Hang on. No, it

01:08:50.319 --> 01:08:53.220
misses the rock. So one little chip on the rock.

01:08:53.300 --> 01:08:56.060
Other miss. Rock's whipping around. That's you,

01:08:56.140 --> 01:08:59.989
Blanche. Okay, Blanche is still in flanking,

01:09:00.010 --> 01:09:03.390
so we're going to go in for our... I love Blanche

01:09:03.390 --> 01:09:05.590
on one side and on the other side. Her protege

01:09:05.590 --> 01:09:08.850
and her sidekick. Her surrogate son and her dog.

01:09:09.590 --> 01:09:13.069
It's so perfect. You're still wreathed in a fire

01:09:13.069 --> 01:09:14.890
shield, still wielding this flickering black

01:09:14.890 --> 01:09:20.989
blade. Holy shit! 18 for the... Sorry, 19 for

01:09:20.989 --> 01:09:25.250
the first attack. 19 hits. Nice, nice. Oh, and

01:09:25.250 --> 01:09:29.029
21 for the second. 21 hits. Holy shit. Okay.

01:09:29.810 --> 01:09:33.989
I need a crit on someone. Oh, all right. 16 damage

01:09:33.989 --> 01:09:38.970
on the first. Oh, really bad damage on the second.

01:09:39.050 --> 01:09:43.409
Five damage on 3d8 on the second. So 16 and five.

01:09:43.489 --> 01:09:48.289
So 21. Yes. Holy shit. Holy shit. I'm looking.

01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:51.199
actually really bad another like one side jaunt

01:09:51.199 --> 01:09:52.880
hitting with light other side blanching with

01:09:52.880 --> 01:09:55.380
shadow inside his flames are being extinguished

01:09:55.380 --> 01:09:57.939
on both sides the powers of light and dark combining

01:09:57.939 --> 01:10:02.779
and closing him in holy shit okay okay that's

01:10:02.779 --> 01:10:05.159
jewels i'm considering doing something really

01:10:05.159 --> 01:10:09.060
stupid do it this sounds like the perfect time

01:10:09.060 --> 01:10:11.960
to do something stupid it really does it really

01:10:11.960 --> 01:10:15.979
does It really does. Oh, my God. I think I'm

01:10:15.979 --> 01:10:17.479
going to do something stupid. I'm a little nervous.

01:10:17.539 --> 01:10:19.220
Look at his eyes. Look at his eyes. Look at his

01:10:19.220 --> 01:10:21.560
eyes. He looks crazy. Are you drunk? He's insane.

01:10:22.539 --> 01:10:24.859
Steven, should I do something stupid? Well, I

01:10:24.859 --> 01:10:26.739
mean, I don't know how to answer the question.

01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:32.760
The pants people think you should do something

01:10:32.760 --> 01:10:34.720
stupid. I think I'm doing something stupid. You

01:10:34.720 --> 01:10:36.800
want to give me a hint? You know what I'm thinking.

01:10:36.939 --> 01:10:38.899
No, I have no idea. I know what he's thinking,

01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:42.979
I think. I know what he's thinking. Oh. Come

01:10:42.979 --> 01:10:46.300
on, do it. Do it. Yeah, you certainly could.

01:10:47.140 --> 01:10:51.239
I'm not going to tell you no. He's looking pretty

01:10:51.239 --> 01:10:53.800
bad. Your friends also look real bad. It might

01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:56.000
be time for desperate action. Might be time to

01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:58.760
do something. A voice in your mind. Your friends

01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:03.399
are dying. You have the power to strike them

01:11:03.399 --> 01:11:08.399
down. Use it. Open your eyes. Nice. Think about

01:11:08.399 --> 01:11:13.039
the memories, the presence of a Rathalon brings

01:11:13.039 --> 01:11:16.039
back up. Flickering blue and red. Flickering

01:11:16.039 --> 01:11:17.260
blue and red. You're pushing me to do it. Flickering

01:11:17.260 --> 01:11:20.380
blue and red. We're going to Misty Step. Okay.

01:11:21.619 --> 01:11:23.920
Where are you going? Fucking doing it. Holy shit.

01:11:24.420 --> 01:11:29.180
We're going to Misty Step at a Rathalon. Something

01:11:29.180 --> 01:11:31.340
beside Blanche. Blanche, you're not flaking with

01:11:31.340 --> 01:11:33.659
Jaune. The two of you, Jaune and Nakia, one side

01:11:33.659 --> 01:11:35.060
of Blanche and Jules and the other. Holy shit.

01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:38.899
I'm going to give you a button for this. Oh,

01:11:38.979 --> 01:11:42.640
wait. You missed all two ones. I know. So I got

01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:46.199
flanking. So in case anybody listening doesn't

01:11:46.199 --> 01:11:52.039
know what I'm about to do. What are you doing?

01:11:52.380 --> 01:11:57.760
I am going to. Well, first, Jules will look up

01:11:57.760 --> 01:12:02.180
to a Rathalon. Cape of magma flying around. He

01:12:02.180 --> 01:12:08.979
turns to face you. Hey, Arathelon. Get fucked!

01:12:09.699 --> 01:12:16.039
And he reaches out his right hand, touches Arathelon,

01:12:16.039 --> 01:12:22.619
and casts Inflict Wounds with advantage. Now,

01:12:22.619 --> 01:12:24.079
he will be cut down a bit because of necrotic

01:12:24.079 --> 01:12:25.659
damage. You're fighting him with his own power,

01:12:25.739 --> 01:12:29.779
but Zomate Shab's own magic strikes into him.

01:12:30.060 --> 01:12:39.210
No! No! 22. Oh, to hit? To hit. That hits. So

01:12:39.210 --> 01:12:43.130
it's... This dark magic coursing through him.

01:12:44.289 --> 01:12:49.430
6d10. Halved. Still not pretty damn high. That's

01:12:49.430 --> 01:12:52.609
pretty fucking good. Oh my god. Let's go. I'm

01:12:52.609 --> 01:12:55.609
going to roll all six of these one by one. You

01:12:55.609 --> 01:12:58.750
don't deserve this power. You deserve nothing.

01:12:58.850 --> 01:13:10.850
You're nobodies. All of you are nobodies. What's

01:13:10.850 --> 01:13:17.189
39 divided by 2? 18? 19. No. Well, because you're

01:13:17.189 --> 01:13:19.329
lowered by 1, right? 39 to 40 divided by 2 is

01:13:19.329 --> 01:13:22.770
20. Yeah, so it's 19. It's 19. 19. Yeah. Holy

01:13:22.770 --> 01:13:27.270
shit. 19. Still up, but barely. As you just read

01:13:27.270 --> 01:13:29.270
this, what's it look like? This wound, like this

01:13:29.270 --> 01:13:31.310
magic course through this fire is fully just

01:13:31.310 --> 01:13:36.069
going out. I think when he reaches out and initially

01:13:36.069 --> 01:13:40.010
touches him. You see this evil aura kind of coming

01:13:40.010 --> 01:13:43.869
out of Arathelon and starting to engross Jules'

01:13:43.930 --> 01:13:46.550
hand, starting to take him over. It's almost

01:13:46.550 --> 01:13:47.810
as if he wants you dead, but at the same time,

01:13:47.810 --> 01:13:50.649
you're using his power. He can't stop you. And

01:13:50.649 --> 01:13:53.970
then with one heave, he pushes it back and sends

01:13:53.970 --> 01:13:58.949
it right back into him. Holy shit! You see that?

01:14:01.420 --> 01:14:04.439
Something in your mind growling in pleasure and

01:14:04.439 --> 01:14:06.439
despair in equal measures. You feel your arm

01:14:06.439 --> 01:14:08.600
tingling. You feel perhaps it's spreading just

01:14:08.600 --> 01:14:11.260
a little bit down your back. Something changing.

01:14:11.840 --> 01:14:15.359
From here on out, this power gets used for good.

01:14:15.920 --> 01:14:24.020
Get fucked. Arathalon stumbling, flames barely

01:14:24.020 --> 01:14:29.520
flickering within him. He's looking so, so...

01:14:29.979 --> 01:14:36.220
Bad right now. And that's Jaune. Okay. This could

01:14:36.220 --> 01:14:37.939
be a lair action. I'm going to say, honestly,

01:14:38.119 --> 01:14:39.699
because it used that, because this shit's fucking

01:14:39.699 --> 01:14:41.920
crazy right now, I'm not going to use a lair

01:14:41.920 --> 01:14:44.420
action. I think Arathelon is too shaken to call

01:14:44.420 --> 01:14:48.859
upon it. I think that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You

01:14:48.859 --> 01:14:51.859
see in his face, he has truly realized that your

01:14:51.859 --> 01:14:55.420
words were true. That he will die here for real.

01:14:55.779 --> 01:15:01.220
And that he will be forgotten. fear that Blanche

01:15:01.220 --> 01:15:03.199
so wanted to strike into him with her glyph of

01:15:03.199 --> 01:15:05.399
warding at the start of this fight. That fear

01:15:05.399 --> 01:15:11.960
comes rushing back. He is terrified. As much

01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:15.319
as I want to use Nightly Challenge to make a

01:15:15.319 --> 01:15:18.319
Rathlon attack Sean, I think that we're probably

01:15:18.319 --> 01:15:21.859
close enough that it might just come down to

01:15:21.859 --> 01:15:23.939
the next couple of hits. I've already used my

01:15:23.939 --> 01:15:26.239
legendary, didn't I? Second one. I think I only

01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:28.840
used one legendary, right? I don't know. I don't

01:15:28.840 --> 01:15:31.819
know. Crap. While you think about it. I have

01:15:31.819 --> 01:15:34.199
one more. I will use it after this turn. Okay.

01:15:34.319 --> 01:15:36.159
I'll let you go first. Then I'm going to crush

01:15:36.159 --> 01:15:38.020
somebody like a bug. Probably Jules. Jules, I'm

01:15:38.020 --> 01:15:40.659
crushing you like a bug, Jules. Okay. We're going

01:15:40.659 --> 01:15:42.920
in for a couple of King's Spear attacks. Come

01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:44.479
on, Arathlon. You've got to hold through so you

01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:47.979
can kill Jules. 18 on the first. 18 will hit.

01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:52.779
Ooh, 18 on the second. No, it hits twice. Oh,

01:15:52.779 --> 01:15:55.340
God. Arathlon turns the face. He turns away from

01:15:55.340 --> 01:15:57.920
Jaune. The sword goes up. He's going to crush

01:15:57.920 --> 01:16:00.699
you, Jules. He's going to kill you in his fear,

01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:05.359
in his despair, in his desperation. Unless he

01:16:05.359 --> 01:16:12.399
dies now. 16 damage. Come here. Come here. Come

01:16:12.399 --> 01:16:16.260
here. Look at that number. Oh, my God. Look at

01:16:16.260 --> 01:16:24.319
that number. He had 15 HP. Holy fuck. Describe.

01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:29.100
Holy shit. Jaune's kill. Erathlon is turned,

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looking at Jules. He's about to make an attack.

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He's about to crush Jules. Flame. Ignites again,

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hotter than ever. And then out. No, actually,

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fire breath. He's got fire breath in your ass.

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That's what he's gonna do. And then out of Erathlon's

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mouth, instead of a streak of fire. comes the

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tip of a golden spear. Oh my god. And we'll call

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it there!