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Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones, Bones. Dive right

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in to Legend of the Bones. There'll be no re

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-rolls, no fudging the dice, no metacurrency.

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The roll of the bones will determine the character's

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destiny, and no one will be spared their fate.

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None shall escape the destiny of bone. length

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with the heroic work of the shield bearers on

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our show before. We haven't gone deep into the

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current head of the group, the man of the myth,

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Captain Commander Aureon. Now in true luminary

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fashion, no one has known about Aureon's childhood.

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We only grew up in the streets of the city of

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Califang, where the world lay alone. In his struggle

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to get by each day, he found peace in practicing

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the martial art of Eskrima. especially when it

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concerned the mastery of short swords. He said

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he would spend each evening watching the local

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master of the arts spar from afar, practicing

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the moves and stances obsessively. And then,

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one day by fortune, a young Aureole found himself

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drawn to the radiance in an ill, seeking purpose.

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Purpose that he found among the ranks of the

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shield -bearers. He threw himself into mission

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after mission, traveling to various worlds during

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events of chaos and calamity. The alchemical

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fires in the First Taib War. The purple worm

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quakes on Anchor and Sengar, the triple tidal

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waves on Amizu, the spider's march on Nendu,

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the ice rays of cyclones on Arnikek. Aria has

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truly seen it all from the front lines, and he

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has seen many around him fall in these events.

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Every superior officer he had when he started

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has died in the line of duty, until Aria himself

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stood at the very top of the shield bearers.

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And these deaths have haunted the man greatly.

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It is known that he presses two darts of ash

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to his forehead every morning, a symbol of his

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unending... morning for his fellow fallen officers.

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He fights on for them, for they believed in and

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died for him, as he worked each and every day

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to protect our conquered worlds from harm. He

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even survived both the fall of Tythos and the

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fall of Omizu, putting himself in absolute danger

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twice to see as many civilians evacuated from

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the storm's wrath as he could. So no, Arya may

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not be a luminary adventurer, but damn it, he

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might just be our world's greatest guardian.

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No, he's not. Angel. Guardian. No, he's not.

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Don't finish that. I gotta say the thing. For

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the episode title. Fine. Angel. Thank you. Hmm.

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So we know how he survived the falls of both

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worlds. I wonder how those superiors mysteriously

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died. You guys think he's a killer? He's a poisoner.

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He is a poisoner. He is a poisoner. It's a hard

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thing. Every time you've talked to Arya, though.

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He seems like a man who's doing what he does

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for self -righteous reasons. Yeah, sure. I mean,

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maybe he thinks he's doing the right thing. Maybe

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he thinks he is. Or maybe he's just a psychopath

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like you. Ah! Oh, man. Summer is here, boys.

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And you know what that means? It's been really

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fucking hot. Exactly. Yeah. And that means as

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well that it is. Wedgie season. That's right.

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A bunch of hot, sweaty wedgies in our hose. Hot,

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sweaty crack. Take that back. I said it wrong.

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Oh, no. Oh, gosh. Although, with all the wedgies

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we do, we might as well be wearing fancy thongs.

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Am I right? We're always doing wedgies. Nah,

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not always. Not always. Let's pick them. Let's

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dry them. Let's pick them. So, we're all a bit

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more tired. I was a bit more buzzed the last

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time. That was so funny. So the likelihood of

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a combat goof or two has gone up a little bit

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for the next few months while everything is on

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fire. And last week was, of course, no exception.

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So let's talk wedgies. I know of three big ones

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that are really easy to rectify. There's a fourth

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one. We'll get to it a little later because it's

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kind of a weird one. And I want to talk to you

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guys about a ruling. But we'll get to that later.

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So let's talk wedgies. One. My tired, dumb brain

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didn't actually have the poison damage from Arya's

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attack last episode. I said I did. I did the

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10 points of slash to the blade itself. Didn't

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have? I didn't have. Have. H -A -L -F? No, it's

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have in this situation, right? Didn't have it?

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Didn't have it? I couldn't tell if you were trying

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to say I didn't have it. Like, I didn't. Oh,

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have. Have or have. Literature nerds out there,

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get on it. But the 16 points of damage it did

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to you, Dresden, was the full roll I rolled at

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the time. Not factoring your resistance from

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your belt, like I said I did. So you should have

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only taken 18 points of damage from the full

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attack, not 24. So go ahead and give yourself

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8 HP back. Oh, yeah. That's huge. Oh, it is huge.

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And two, on the note of HP, Dresden, we got to

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roll your level 7 HP. Yeah. I think you automatically

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tracked on there, but let's do a roll here. We

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undid the auto. We're doing this again. What

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did you say? Was it a D10? Yeah. D20 up. What

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was I doing? You can roll that. Yeah, that'd

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be fine. Sure. No. We're done with wedgies. No

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wedgies tonight. Not a single one. My pants are

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dry and loose. I'm going fucking commando. You

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ready? Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. One. Fuck.

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What'd you get? Three. Oh, bummer. Oh, man. You

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missed the jersey. That's terrible. Okay, so

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with your con, that gives you a five for this

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level. Okay, cool. Hell yes. And on the note

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of HP, three. Salma, we've got to alter your

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HP for level seven. yeah yes so so uh you we

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should have had a static max roll for your first

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level replacing the three with an eight i believe

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yeah exactly i believe it was actually zilla

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that confirmed that for us in the discord so

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thank you zilla hell yeah and keep the train

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going on the note of zilla I just want to point

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out that we are using some new updated Dresden

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token on this map. We also have a new Salome

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token. All Zealots work, so check those out.

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They're going to be in the Discord soon. Actually,

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already, I hope, if I remember, I'm going to

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have this battle map in the Discord under Battle

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Maps. Check it out. It's really cool. And the

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map itself is actually pulled from the pages

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of our collab zine with Meg. The very ugly coyote

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map that Rochelle drew up for us way back. I

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got it all on here. I'm so stoked to finally

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use it. it and uh yeah yeah also uh blast from

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the blast uh round stuff i have a token of hers

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on this map that was that was uh zilla's and

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also the uh zebulon ornament the uh uh memorial

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was uh you know designed by andrew drawn by zilla

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over the fireplace boom so this entire map we're

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looking at is like a collaborative effort from

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so many people and that is so cool yeah for real

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um Yeah. Super stoked. Super stoked. I can't

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wait to kill Dresden on it. Out of the way. Before

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we get Dresden with a beard art, you're going

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to kill him? Yeah. Seriously? No. Before he has

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that big, beautiful dwarven beard? We'll get

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the beard art with a little halo. Because he'll

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be sailing off to greener pastures. No. No. I

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will live to see the day that I can braid my

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beard. Summer may be here. Oh, man. But Dresden,

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you're unlucky. Looks like your summer vacation

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is over. It's a Kingdom Hearts reference. What?

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Someone out there enjoyed that. Anywho, it's

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my turn. The ugly coyote filled with fog. A last

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-ditch effort by Dresden to hold off these assailants

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that outnumber him, that threaten his family.

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It is Ariat's turn. Now, I'm going to bring this

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up before it comes up later on. I want to talk

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about this now. There is one fourth wedgie, one

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that I found earlier today, but it's kind of

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an odd one. It involves Fog Cloud, because Fog

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Cloud is weird. Basically, in Fog Cloud, everyone

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is blinded, correct? They are under the blinded

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condition. Now, this condition means disadvantage

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on all attacks. but it also means enemies have

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advantage on you. Do you see the problem with

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this now? Yeah, it's just a... It just doesn't

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change anything. Right. Now, I think it makes

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sense to have advantage on a blind opponent,

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right? If you're not blind, someone's blind,

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you're going to walk up. They can't guard you

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properly, and that makes sense. But there's just

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something about the raw, the rules of written

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idea of a thick, blinding fog filling an enclosed

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space, changing absolutely nothing about melee

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combat, barring stealth roles and hide actions,

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and, you know, range and magic would be harder.

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But, like, it just feels... Super wrong to me.

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So, I don't know. For this combat, for this right

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now, I'm going to keep what we're doing right

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now. Everyone's disadvantage. Sweet. Because

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it just feels stupid to be like, you're still

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fighting normally in the cloud and nothing changed.

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It's a little hard to know where someone went.

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All right. Given that, Ariat's up. You can hear

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footsteps. And finally, a confirmation of just

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who it is you're facing as a voice. Calls out

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behind the mask somewhere in the fog as you crouch

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down by the fireplace. Dresden Kellig, I understand

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your plight well. You are just protecting your

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own. I know it may be hard to believe, but I

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am doing the same. To create a world where shield

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-bearer officers no longer die needlessly. No,

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no. To create a world that has no need for shield

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-bearers. That is my goal. Believe it or not,

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that is why I am here now. You hear like some

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rustling of fabric. You hear like a little whistling

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sound hissing. And it sounds like metal and hollow

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bouncing against the wood floor. I am sorry about

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this. I will not harm the children, but I will

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use them as leverage against Jules. He will convince

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Ms. Cortez to speak out against her rebel movement.

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And then the conquered peoples will step united,

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hand in hand, into a safe new world. As this

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voice booms out, you begin to notice a light

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blue mingling with the gray haze around you.

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Another canister has been dropped. And I need

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you to make a constitution saving throw. Fucking

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hell. With advantage. Because your fucking belt

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is so good. This is a poison. So I call this

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a poison. So yeah, this is. Yeah. Same roll.

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14. 14. Okay. You're hiding down and you feel

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that blue, that smoke goes into your throat.

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You know that you're. You've moved to a safe

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location. You know the cherry delights have all

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hidden in the shadows that wreathe them, the

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shadows of this monument above the fireplace,

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but how long can you all hide? Your mind begins

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to go hazy, blurry, fading out to dark. You can

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hear Ariad continuing to speak, though it's sounding

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farther and farther away as... Your consciousness

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is beginning to fall further and further back.

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My allies did not want me to act against your

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group, but I have decided to act regardless.

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They are afraid of you, of your friends. They

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would be content to tarnish your reputations

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and leave you alone, but not me. I want you to

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know that I knew everything that was happening

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on Tythos. The things you saw as the Laroche

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family's staff. The things you were made to do.

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I was aware of it all. The suffering caused by

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the royal family. The worship of Zilmotte Schaub.

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Yet with Cirilla as my superior, I could do nothing.

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Say nothing. I could only wait. Wait for the

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plan to be enacted. For the worlds to be saved

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in one fell swoop. Now you and yours jeopardize

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the plan. Our one chance to make a better world.

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And I will wait no longer. The children will

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not be harmed, Dresden Kellegg. But I think that

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you will have to die tonight. I am so sorry.

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That last word, sorry, is the last word you hear

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as you begin to slip into unconsciousness. What?

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What in the fuck? Unfair. Unfair. I call horse

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shit. You got rid of the first one. But the ring

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of obscuring is so clutch right now. I don't

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even know what's going to happen. I guess you

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don't see my turn. Interesting. Let me roll some

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dice real fast as things happen in the mist.

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Things that you aren't aware of. Do me a favor.

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I need one more. Yeah, actually, I'll just roll

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this myself. What am I doing? It's a constitutional

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dwarf for somebody else that has advantage because

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they are also a dwarf. This is important for

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some reason. Fuck. You hear one more thing just

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behind the sound of Ariadne's last words. A loud

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dwarven snore. That's my turns. And we don't

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know what happens during them. And that is very

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fun for me. Dresden. It's such an interesting

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thing. Right now, you have fallen into unconsciousness.

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I am treating this as though you are under the

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sleep spell. What is going through your mind

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right now? Nothing. I'm sleeping. I'm unconscious.

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Is that supposed to be fucking funny? It's hilarious.

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You know you acted fast. You have bought time.

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You know someone else is fighting outside. Maybe

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you bought enough time. But as you drift away,

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as your body goes limp, do you feel like you've

00:15:42.830 --> 00:15:45.250
done a good job? Do you feel like you've done

00:15:45.250 --> 00:15:52.509
your duty? No. No? No. I'm telling you. Perhaps

00:15:52.509 --> 00:15:55.809
Dresden's fight, it's not over yet. No, it's

00:15:55.809 --> 00:15:59.860
not. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. uh it

00:15:59.860 --> 00:16:01.500
just gives me some time to do some things that

00:16:01.500 --> 00:16:04.159
you aren't aware of so let's hop back outside

00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:09.379
where you are a little more aware situation salome

00:16:09.379 --> 00:16:12.299
you have dropped one of these two riot mages

00:16:12.299 --> 00:16:15.220
boom with lightning the other one stands before

00:16:15.220 --> 00:16:19.440
you it is my turn i've thought a lot about this

00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:22.940
now this one you got hit by one of their attacks

00:16:22.940 --> 00:16:27.419
kind of shrugged it off and obliterated uh his

00:16:27.419 --> 00:16:31.440
ally there. So he is going to drop concentration

00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:34.960
and run. Kind of, sort of. This actually, this

00:16:34.960 --> 00:16:37.200
spell does not require concentration, which is

00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:41.399
pretty cool. So not going to run. Instead, you

00:16:41.399 --> 00:16:47.120
just see, very suddenly, he vanishes. Almost

00:16:47.120 --> 00:16:51.360
like a pop in the air. So can you move to a different

00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:54.259
spot, though? Because I saw your marker go to

00:16:54.259 --> 00:16:56.899
that spot. Oh, no, don't worry. That was my...

00:16:56.899 --> 00:16:59.000
That wasn't... Oh, okay. Don't worry about it.

00:17:00.179 --> 00:17:03.539
That was just an accident. You don't know. You

00:17:03.539 --> 00:17:09.660
don't know where I am. Okay. That changes everything,

00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:13.480
I guess. That's you, Salome. Yeah, cool. He just

00:17:13.480 --> 00:17:18.039
looks at you in fear and then just... Gone. Where?

00:17:18.519 --> 00:17:22.660
How? Why? You can roll checks. Then you can figure

00:17:22.660 --> 00:17:27.099
out what happened. I'm doing a few rolls here.

00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:35.900
I am completely stumped. Okay. Salome is going

00:17:35.900 --> 00:17:39.819
to use this opportunity. She'll double move and

00:17:39.819 --> 00:17:44.480
move 60 feet to the edge of the building here

00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:50.359
overlooking the street. Okay. You could do a

00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:51.680
seek action if that's something you want to do.

00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:55.420
I used my action to double move. I'll let you

00:17:55.420 --> 00:17:58.140
seek bonus action. Have I done it before? I don't

00:17:58.140 --> 00:18:01.279
remember. I guess I probably shouldn't. What

00:18:01.279 --> 00:18:04.660
is your passive perception, actually? Her passive

00:18:04.660 --> 00:18:07.660
perception is massive. It's 19. Okay. That's

00:18:07.660 --> 00:18:11.900
good to know. I would not have been able to do

00:18:11.900 --> 00:18:16.619
any kind of hide action. Sure. And I did need

00:18:16.619 --> 00:18:21.559
to go somewhere I could see. So, this is a little

00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.509
weird, Salome. i want you to turn your attention

00:18:24.509 --> 00:18:29.829
to the top of the map where you see a figure

00:18:29.829 --> 00:18:31.849
in the upper window so you're standing on like

00:18:31.849 --> 00:18:34.109
a one -story building across this china shop

00:18:34.109 --> 00:18:37.230
it's probably about 15 20 feet up high um across

00:18:37.230 --> 00:18:39.630
the way a similar somewhere sort of height up

00:18:39.630 --> 00:18:42.690
on the second floor of the ugly coyote in one

00:18:42.690 --> 00:18:45.089
of the bedrooms uh you see appearing within a

00:18:45.089 --> 00:18:47.549
window or just a shifting of movement uh as a

00:18:47.549 --> 00:18:51.619
black robed figure is moving there, you realize

00:18:51.619 --> 00:18:54.720
this figure used Dimension Door. Gotcha. To move

00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:56.900
across the way to get into the building and into

00:18:56.900 --> 00:18:59.059
that combat away from you. Okay, good. So there's

00:18:59.059 --> 00:19:03.819
more people in that fight. Yes. Yeah, okay. That's

00:19:03.819 --> 00:19:06.559
what you see. All right. That's the end of Salome's

00:19:06.559 --> 00:19:12.720
turn. Okay. You have no bonus actions? No meaningful

00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:20.900
bonus actions. Okay. Salome seeing that. That

00:19:20.900 --> 00:19:23.839
is the end of the first round here, of the night

00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:26.640
at least. And I'm doing something else at the

00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:29.380
end of this round. Another turn is being played.

00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:32.319
I've been ruling other saves in the meanwhile

00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:35.140
for all the other cherry delights in the room.

00:19:35.180 --> 00:19:39.319
Anyone not wearing a mask. And somebody saved

00:19:39.319 --> 00:19:43.779
with a natural 19 on the die. Oh, God. It was

00:19:43.779 --> 00:19:47.289
Miskin, wasn't it? Mm -hmm. I wonder, let me

00:19:47.289 --> 00:19:49.450
look at the stat block really, really, really

00:19:49.450 --> 00:19:53.809
fast. Okay, rely on smell. I'm supposed to use

00:19:53.809 --> 00:19:56.269
the stat block for this character, so I assume

00:19:56.269 --> 00:20:00.410
I can rely on smell to find someone who is obscured

00:20:00.410 --> 00:20:02.150
because I have phantom checks that rely on smell.

00:20:02.210 --> 00:20:04.549
I think that's high enough with a passive to

00:20:04.549 --> 00:20:07.829
be able to move in and find a non -hiding Dresden

00:20:07.829 --> 00:20:11.380
who is unconscious. I'm going to assume that's

00:20:11.380 --> 00:20:12.940
the case, and I'm going to run with it, because

00:20:12.940 --> 00:20:15.400
I think this makes a lot of sense. And it's hilarious

00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:17.400
that it worked out this way. And it's the only

00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:20.160
way we have a chance. Sleep can only be broken

00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:25.859
if an action is used to wake you by shaking you

00:20:25.859 --> 00:20:27.279
or something like that, or if you take damage.

00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:30.019
Now, this figure's not very shakable, so I'm

00:20:30.019 --> 00:20:32.059
going to do one point of damage to your hand,

00:20:32.299 --> 00:20:40.819
Dresden, as Jamal the Pangolin. Bites down hard.

00:20:41.059 --> 00:20:44.160
Holy shit. Are you serious? When they can't bite?

00:20:44.339 --> 00:20:47.160
Can't bite. What's it do? Honestly. How does

00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:49.140
it damage? Are they scratching? What's the stat

00:20:49.140 --> 00:20:50.259
block say? Yeah, you could probably scratch.

00:20:50.460 --> 00:20:52.339
It's the cat stat block they say to use. A claws.

00:20:52.460 --> 00:20:55.579
Okay. A real pangolin can't bite. A little rake

00:20:55.579 --> 00:20:58.940
of claws. Oh, my God. On you. You feel this scratch,

00:20:59.099 --> 00:21:00.839
a tiny little scratch, draws a little bit of

00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:03.299
blood, and you kind of snap awake feeling that.

00:21:03.400 --> 00:21:05.960
Your hand reaches over, running over the, like,

00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:09.849
firm shell of the pangolin. who's like fully

00:21:09.849 --> 00:21:15.049
shaking uh terrified but some innate wisdom some

00:21:15.049 --> 00:21:17.150
animal instinct brought it to the one person

00:21:17.150 --> 00:21:22.549
that could help you snap awake you hear the sounds

00:21:22.549 --> 00:21:29.490
of chain nets being thrown and dragged uh to

00:21:29.490 --> 00:21:32.789
the like just the head across the room from where

00:21:32.789 --> 00:21:36.410
you are to where mulligan miskin had been where

00:21:36.410 --> 00:21:39.609
you heard that snore from You cannot see anything

00:21:39.609 --> 00:21:44.569
still. What do you do? So I'm awake, so I have

00:21:44.569 --> 00:21:48.369
all of my actions. Actually, oh wait. That was

00:21:48.369 --> 00:21:50.410
the end of the round that woke you up. I would

00:21:50.410 --> 00:21:52.009
have turns. I don't think they're going to...

00:21:52.009 --> 00:21:54.750
Am I going to do anything with these turns? Yes,

00:21:54.750 --> 00:21:58.589
okay, actually, here's the thing. You wake up.

00:21:59.410 --> 00:22:02.609
You feel this shaking figure before you. You

00:22:02.609 --> 00:22:07.349
begin to stand. And just then... A figure begins

00:22:07.349 --> 00:22:10.750
to resolve itself above you in the mist. Ariat.

00:22:12.390 --> 00:22:15.509
The fuck? I did roll a check to see if I could

00:22:15.509 --> 00:22:20.329
find you. What the fuck? They heard you didn't

00:22:20.329 --> 00:22:22.250
have a hide action, so while you're obscured,

00:22:22.329 --> 00:22:26.349
they could hear your movement. Seek check would

00:22:26.349 --> 00:22:28.910
be my action, though. I don't know if I necessarily

00:22:28.910 --> 00:22:30.529
have to use a seek check because he didn't do

00:22:30.529 --> 00:22:32.589
hide, but because we're in mist and in the heavy

00:22:32.589 --> 00:22:34.910
fog, I think it's weird to just say he gets you.

00:22:34.970 --> 00:22:37.509
I'm going to say it was his turn to seek you

00:22:37.509 --> 00:22:40.970
out. Okay. But because you are awake, you have

00:22:40.970 --> 00:22:44.789
a chance to counterattack. As you see, a sort

00:22:44.789 --> 00:22:47.549
of glint of metal where a little fog disperses

00:22:47.549 --> 00:22:50.930
for a second as a weapon sweeps out. Spray of

00:22:50.930 --> 00:22:54.650
poison. Some liquid falls across you as the weapons

00:22:54.650 --> 00:22:57.859
are drawn from the sheaths again. ariat stands

00:22:57.859 --> 00:23:01.759
above you above your form still lying on the

00:23:01.759 --> 00:23:05.180
ground and probably he does not know that you

00:23:05.180 --> 00:23:08.920
are awake right they heard what movement uh if

00:23:08.920 --> 00:23:10.779
you don't have a hide action when dresden would

00:23:10.779 --> 00:23:12.599
have moved into that corner they would have heard

00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:14.819
him moving and hiding there unless you use a

00:23:14.819 --> 00:23:17.099
hide action like you're not obscuring your sound

00:23:17.099 --> 00:23:20.619
and dresden is uh sleeping in full plate armor

00:23:20.619 --> 00:23:23.579
uh so like definitely you were loud enough that

00:23:23.579 --> 00:23:25.400
they knew the direction you were in so right

00:23:25.400 --> 00:23:27.200
like he's probably just taking his time walked

00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:29.500
over there thinking that you were down sees the

00:23:29.500 --> 00:23:32.319
slump form in the fog raises the weapons goes

00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:35.319
in that's his turn as he's kind of raising up

00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:38.099
to strike down at you as you're kind of lying

00:23:38.099 --> 00:23:41.259
there you then hear the sounds of like again

00:23:41.259 --> 00:23:46.740
more movement people being dragged away somewhere

00:23:46.740 --> 00:23:49.640
outside the fog, somewhere farther into the room.

00:23:50.339 --> 00:23:58.720
Maybe just a grunt. This one's heavy. And that's

00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:03.539
that turn. Dresden, that's you. All right, I'm

00:24:03.539 --> 00:24:07.380
going to use my bonus action for a second wind.

00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:13.400
Ooh. 1d10 plus 7 HP. Okay. Pretty good stuff.

00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:18.440
uh that gives me 10 okay almost back to full

00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:24.440
i'm going to command my echo to come in behind

00:24:24.440 --> 00:24:29.220
aria oh shit there's a table between you and

00:24:29.220 --> 00:24:33.059
the uh the corner i imagine like he's like essentially

00:24:33.059 --> 00:24:35.440
on top of the or maybe on the stool next to the

00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:37.500
table and your echo just appears on top of the

00:24:37.500 --> 00:24:40.180
table which is on top of fibro who's like underneath

00:24:40.180 --> 00:24:43.119
just kind of looming suddenly behind him and

00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:45.339
over him aria like feeling that sort of movement

00:24:45.339 --> 00:24:50.740
spins around what uh what do you want to do we're

00:24:50.740 --> 00:24:51.880
going to go in for an attack from the echoes

00:24:51.880 --> 00:24:55.099
position hell yeah are you at the same time are

00:24:55.099 --> 00:24:58.319
you going to stand up like so dresden half movement

00:24:58.319 --> 00:25:02.579
stands up fully surrounded i have you are i have

00:25:02.579 --> 00:25:07.390
so plus two Your poison is gone, by the way.

00:25:07.490 --> 00:25:09.529
As you wake up, the poison effect is gone. So

00:25:09.529 --> 00:25:14.470
it's just disadvantage with a plus two. Cool.

00:25:19.849 --> 00:25:26.930
17. 17 hits. Sweet. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. First

00:25:26.930 --> 00:25:31.829
blood drawn on the captain commander. Holy shit.

00:25:34.089 --> 00:25:38.829
For max damage, that's 14. Holy mother of God.

00:25:38.930 --> 00:25:42.029
That is 14. Blood sprays all over the stones,

00:25:42.029 --> 00:25:44.210
the fireplace. Is the Echoes the one that gets

00:25:44.210 --> 00:25:47.849
a cut? Mm -hmm. Holy shit. This is attack number

00:25:47.849 --> 00:25:50.069
two. Jamal the Pangolin gets blood sprays on

00:25:50.069 --> 00:25:52.930
him. He just rolls away under the table. Hell

00:25:52.930 --> 00:25:58.430
yeah. Second attack comes. That one's not going

00:25:58.430 --> 00:26:01.359
to do it. That's only a 10. Okay. Second one

00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:04.400
he's ready for. Ping parries the blade. I've

00:26:04.400 --> 00:26:07.279
been sort of twirling in his hands. Holy shit.

00:26:07.980 --> 00:26:11.119
We're going to unleash incarnation. Oh shit.

00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:13.440
So I'm going to make one additional melee attack.

00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:25.140
Okay. Whoops. Oh no. Yeah, natural one. But can

00:26:25.140 --> 00:26:28.920
I really do a Nat 1 Horses in the ugly coyote?

00:26:28.920 --> 00:26:33.059
On the Echo. On the Echo. On the Echo. On the

00:26:33.059 --> 00:26:38.380
Echo. That's what Unleashed Incarnation is. Yeah.

00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:41.279
Horseshoe Falls, Echo vanishes. No. It happens.

00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:43.319
You're good. Fine. I won't do it to you here.

00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:46.519
It's your home base. I'm nice. All right. All

00:26:46.519 --> 00:26:48.160
right. Anything else you want to do there, Dresden?

00:26:48.299 --> 00:26:51.880
Think. You said he's across the table from me?

00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:54.220
Whereabouts is he? Where exactly is he? Remind

00:26:54.220 --> 00:26:56.839
me. So, Aria is standing between you and the

00:26:56.839 --> 00:26:59.279
Echo. He's, like, on a stool above you, and the

00:26:59.279 --> 00:27:02.480
Echo is on a table behind him. It's, like, your

00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:04.960
really cramped corner here. You're, like, or

00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.759
on the floor. You kind of stood back up. So,

00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:09.460
it's almost like a three -tier step between you,

00:27:09.539 --> 00:27:14.400
Aria, Echo. Okay. So, if I wanted to, say, kick

00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:17.380
the stool out from under him as maybe an object

00:27:17.380 --> 00:27:19.579
interaction, would that allow me to run without

00:27:19.579 --> 00:27:25.569
an AOL? Oh. That's interesting. That's kind of

00:27:25.569 --> 00:27:28.710
fun. I'll let you do it for a butt. Goddamn.

00:27:31.390 --> 00:27:37.069
Okay. Okay. All right. I gotta make a check here,

00:27:37.109 --> 00:27:38.589
though, at least. It won't be a hard one. You're

00:27:38.589 --> 00:27:42.529
kicking a stool. It's not bad. Give me a athletics

00:27:42.529 --> 00:27:51.039
check. Okay. 15. 15. You, your foot. rockets

00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:55.279
out hard metal greaves break right into the stool

00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:58.000
the stool like the bottom of the stool just snaps

00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.759
fully and the whole thing just kind of topples

00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:04.359
you hear sort of start fall and you have an opening

00:28:04.359 --> 00:28:07.400
to move okay how far is this table up here at

00:28:07.400 --> 00:28:09.619
the top what's the distance basically across

00:28:09.619 --> 00:28:11.619
the entire room yeah oh there's a whole room

00:28:11.619 --> 00:28:17.140
uh it's about 60 feet hit the table okay You

00:28:17.140 --> 00:28:18.839
know that the fog cloud, you know of it. You

00:28:18.839 --> 00:28:20.759
know if you go about 40 feet one way, you'll

00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:22.519
probably get breakthrough of it. Breakthrough

00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:24.740
of it. You would be in one corner of it now.

00:28:24.859 --> 00:28:27.779
I can only move the one though, so. Oh, gotcha.

00:28:27.779 --> 00:28:31.500
I can't double move. Yeah. So in any case, he's

00:28:31.500 --> 00:28:34.799
still going to run as far as he can. Hell yeah.

00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:37.279
And then, so he's still in the fog, correct?

00:28:37.890 --> 00:28:39.950
Yes, still in the fog, almost clear, but you

00:28:39.950 --> 00:28:42.410
just heard breaking across the room, about five

00:28:42.410 --> 00:28:43.789
feet away from the edge of the fog, and you know

00:28:43.789 --> 00:28:46.009
that you cast this fog. You know roughly where

00:28:46.009 --> 00:28:48.509
it will end. You hear the sounds of people being

00:28:48.509 --> 00:28:50.289
dragged. You know the Cherry Delights are in

00:28:50.289 --> 00:28:54.569
danger somewhere outside. Okay. Okay. Dresden.

00:28:54.609 --> 00:28:56.789
I think that's it. Waking up, breaking free.

00:28:57.670 --> 00:29:02.519
Now let's pop outside. Salome. Don't pause it,

00:29:02.539 --> 00:29:05.039
but just real fast. I was reading and I looked

00:29:05.039 --> 00:29:07.220
on the map and all of a sudden I can see somebody

00:29:07.220 --> 00:29:11.039
outside. How'd that happen? That is just because

00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:13.319
that's Fibro. So he was under the table and I

00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:15.259
didn't want to put him on. He was token weirdness.

00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:17.680
He's under the table. That echo is on. I just

00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.859
don't want to have them laughing. I was like

00:29:19.859 --> 00:29:21.819
listening and I thought I was listening. You

00:29:21.819 --> 00:29:25.059
see Fibro skulks outside. His hands are maniacally

00:29:25.059 --> 00:29:27.920
twirling. He pulls out his mustache. I did it.

00:29:27.940 --> 00:29:31.460
I got them. It's me. The main villain. uh no

00:29:31.460 --> 00:29:35.160
he's just chilling uh as you stand there salome

00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:36.900
you kind of appear at the end you see that figure

00:29:36.900 --> 00:29:40.960
blurb movement on the top window uh mask turns

00:29:40.960 --> 00:29:43.960
to face you one snaps out i'm going to shoot

00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:46.700
at you from the window oh that's right you did

00:29:46.700 --> 00:29:51.599
move before me okay yes all right great uh oh

00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.319
that's a pretty good 23 to hit hey yeah that's

00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:58.859
gonna hit hell yeah just like glass shatters

00:29:58.859 --> 00:30:01.640
as this like figure blasts right through it right

00:30:01.640 --> 00:30:04.700
towards you as arcane lightning bolt uh fires

00:30:04.700 --> 00:30:08.400
out uh oh okay was bad damage and rolled max

00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:11.440
in the second one so that was going to be 12

00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:14.119
points of lightning damage oh my god burning

00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:18.500
into you by this figure you freaked out when

00:30:18.500 --> 00:30:22.059
dresden did 14 points on you yeah that was on

00:30:22.059 --> 00:30:25.559
me And then that figure. You would have said

00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:27.539
the same thing if it was two. These ads have

00:30:27.539 --> 00:30:29.680
brought me to half HP. Guess what? Holy fuck.

00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:32.619
And that figure vanishes. They go deeper in the

00:30:32.619 --> 00:30:34.220
room. You don't see them anymore. Cool. Great.

00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:38.279
Yeah. Do something cool or I'm going to win.

00:30:38.819 --> 00:30:41.500
Yeah, dude. For real. Your turn, Salome. Oh,

00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:48.720
my God. Holy shit. My gloves are so fully off.

00:30:48.859 --> 00:30:51.539
I wear gloves at work all week. I'm tired of

00:30:51.539 --> 00:30:55.170
gloves. They're gone now. Black nitrils? Nah.

00:30:55.710 --> 00:30:58.069
Bare hands. That's what I beat you with. Jerry

00:30:58.069 --> 00:31:04.869
Wolf. I'm buzzed again. I can't even get across

00:31:04.869 --> 00:31:07.990
the street. We're dead. This is a 30 -foot street.

00:31:08.130 --> 00:31:09.849
I can't even get across the street this turn.

00:31:10.150 --> 00:31:11.549
Dude, what the fuck? Without double moving. Is

00:31:11.549 --> 00:31:13.009
that a weird size for a street? I was just kind

00:31:13.009 --> 00:31:14.789
of guessing. I don't know. I mean, yeah, I don't

00:31:14.789 --> 00:31:16.769
know. Two -lane wagons? I think that makes sense.

00:31:16.809 --> 00:31:18.250
I don't know. I don't know what distance is by

00:31:18.250 --> 00:31:19.950
just, like, thinking about them. I'm bad at that.

00:31:20.009 --> 00:31:21.690
I have to, like, take a tape measure. Yeah, it's

00:31:21.690 --> 00:31:23.960
tough. It's really tough. People are always like,

00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:25.420
so effortlessly like, oh, it's a 20 foot tall

00:31:25.420 --> 00:31:26.920
tree. It's like, what? What are you talking about?

00:31:27.019 --> 00:31:29.079
It's madness. Yeah. No, bear in mind, if you

00:31:29.079 --> 00:31:30.660
get the right angle, you can find, if you might

00:31:30.660 --> 00:31:33.819
be able to see through the window where. Sure.

00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:36.140
Yeah. Let me waste all of my movement to get

00:31:36.140 --> 00:31:40.200
the right angle. Yeah. Yeah. Great. No, that's

00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:44.539
fine. Thank you though. Just trying to help.

00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.640
Yeah. Yeah. Just being a friendly fella. Oh yeah.

00:31:47.700 --> 00:31:53.119
You're super helpful and friendly. Okay, I need

00:31:53.119 --> 00:31:59.480
to do a little bit of something here. You want

00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:02.599
to do it again? No, no, no, no. It's cool. I'll

00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:06.259
do... That takes 10 minutes, so that won't help.

00:32:06.819 --> 00:32:13.380
Just do that. Nah, I'm not gonna... God, I hate

00:32:13.380 --> 00:32:17.960
to... I'll wait. Yeah, I'm sure I'll wait. This

00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:20.420
is stupid. I'm gonna waste that. Or I could just...

00:32:21.130 --> 00:32:24.470
Screw it. Cast your spell. We cut to, like, Dresden's

00:32:24.470 --> 00:32:27.490
dead body. Cherry lights are all gone. Oh, he's

00:32:27.490 --> 00:32:28.970
burned down for the fun of it. I don't know.

00:32:28.970 --> 00:32:30.910
Dude, I literally don't know what the fuck I'm

00:32:30.910 --> 00:32:34.309
going to do. Like, I kind of want to move to

00:32:34.309 --> 00:32:38.309
the door. But I know that won't do anything.

00:32:38.410 --> 00:32:40.509
And then I'm just going to have this guy harassing

00:32:40.509 --> 00:32:43.849
me from above. Okay, well, I guess this will

00:32:43.849 --> 00:32:50.630
help a little bit. I'm going to commute. Go on.

00:32:50.630 --> 00:32:54.210
I'm going to speak the command word for my sensor.

00:32:54.730 --> 00:32:59.349
Come eat! It gives a life. The sensor works.

00:33:00.289 --> 00:33:03.869
Okay, so the sensor has been activated, and at

00:33:03.869 --> 00:33:07.470
the start of each of my turns, I'll get 1d4 hit

00:33:07.470 --> 00:33:11.029
points back. Is it all right if I roll that for

00:33:11.029 --> 00:33:14.430
this turn, since I'm going to die otherwise?

00:33:15.009 --> 00:33:19.420
I'm being mean. Okay, great. It's 1. One HP back.

00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:24.180
Look at that. You deserve it. Look at that. And...

00:33:24.180 --> 00:33:27.559
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:35.319
Salome will fly 30 feet straight off the top

00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:40.240
of the building here. So she'll get right here,

00:33:40.299 --> 00:33:43.180
almost to the other end of the street. Okay.

00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:46.000
Let me ask you, are you going for the bottom

00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:47.539
floor or are you going for the top floor? Because

00:33:47.539 --> 00:33:50.460
I want to put you on the other map in relation

00:33:50.460 --> 00:33:52.000
to the top floor. If that's the case, it might

00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:54.519
be more helpful visually for both of us. Yeah,

00:33:54.539 --> 00:33:57.940
that's fine. Yeah, I was flying at the same level

00:33:57.940 --> 00:34:02.240
as the second story. So right above the door

00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:08.579
would be about right here. And with that, in

00:34:08.579 --> 00:34:12.480
the exact spot on the upper floor, you would

00:34:12.480 --> 00:34:14.119
see the figure that stepped right into the center

00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:16.159
of the room. As you move to the other window,

00:34:16.380 --> 00:34:19.820
you would have a view through. You could take

00:34:19.820 --> 00:34:21.300
an action against this figure if you wanted to.

00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:24.340
No, I can't because I already activated my sensor.

00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:26.500
Oh, that was an action. Okay, cool. But you do

00:34:26.500 --> 00:34:30.320
see them now. No, sorry. That's a bonus action.

00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:34.559
Okay, great. That's okay. That's great. All right.

00:34:34.619 --> 00:34:36.920
Went to the right spot. Call lightning. Do you

00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:39.519
think this will work through the window? Let

00:34:39.519 --> 00:34:43.869
me ask the rules. Think so. I mean, it's a it's

00:34:43.869 --> 00:34:47.630
a pretty big cloud. It's 60 feet Around so I

00:34:47.630 --> 00:34:49.150
would guess that there's probably a line of sight

00:34:49.150 --> 00:34:51.610
I suppose if it says there's anything about like

00:34:51.610 --> 00:34:55.650
it being like it can't be It's only undercover.

00:34:55.909 --> 00:35:00.050
It won't work It doesn't say anything about cover

00:35:00.050 --> 00:35:02.750
blocking it I'm just thinking that, like, from

00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:04.670
the sky, like, if you're standing by a window,

00:35:04.750 --> 00:35:06.889
you can still see the sky, right? Yeah. Yeah.

00:35:06.969 --> 00:35:08.369
No, I think it's fine. Yeah, it sounds about

00:35:08.369 --> 00:35:10.829
right. Yeah, you can use it. Okay. Nice. Then,

00:35:10.829 --> 00:35:13.250
um... As you can see the figure, you can use

00:35:13.250 --> 00:35:15.949
it. I almost imagine, like, it shoots down and,

00:35:15.969 --> 00:35:18.349
like, you channel it off of you, like, your full

00:35:18.349 --> 00:35:21.730
going Tesla coil. That feels so cool. Then how

00:35:21.730 --> 00:35:25.969
about a deck save for me? A low one, if you don't

00:35:25.969 --> 00:35:30.130
mind. It was a low one. I think I may have complied

00:35:30.130 --> 00:35:33.050
with your wishes there. Do I have a good dex?

00:35:33.170 --> 00:35:37.289
Nope. Okay. That is a 12. Okay, great. So you

00:35:37.289 --> 00:35:43.730
fail. I'm in a bind, so I'm going to use my last

00:35:43.730 --> 00:35:47.869
channel divinity to do 30 damage on this guy.

00:35:48.389 --> 00:35:51.630
30 damage, huh? Yeah. And something that I forgot

00:35:51.630 --> 00:35:58.500
last time that I'm going to do now. What? is

00:35:58.500 --> 00:36:01.760
scrolling to find the name of it. You know I

00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:05.559
hate that. Thunderbolt Strike. What? When you

00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.699
deal lightning damage to a creature that is large

00:36:08.699 --> 00:36:11.699
or smaller, you can also push it up to 10 feet

00:36:11.699 --> 00:36:14.719
away from you. Oh, shit. I'm actually not going

00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:18.320
to do that because he's near a window where I

00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:20.780
can attack him with. That's a good point. My

00:36:20.780 --> 00:36:24.690
lightning. Okay. But... I could have done it

00:36:24.690 --> 00:36:26.949
last time. I should have done it last time. Pushed

00:36:26.949 --> 00:36:29.610
that guy off the 20 -foot roof. Done 2d6 falling

00:36:29.610 --> 00:36:33.090
damage. Yeah, true. So you're not going to push

00:36:33.090 --> 00:36:36.929
the corpse 20 feet back? Oh, he's dead? Nice.

00:36:38.050 --> 00:36:41.489
30 HP is exactly what I gave them. Oh my god,

00:36:41.570 --> 00:36:45.030
thank goodness. I thought that it was going to

00:36:45.030 --> 00:36:48.050
take me two turns because the first guy, I...

00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:51.159
You know, I had to attack him twice, but okay,

00:36:51.239 --> 00:36:53.880
but you did need to get pretty good a role in

00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:57.739
the second hit with him but yeah, that was That

00:36:57.739 --> 00:36:59.940
was clutch. So you just like go to the window

00:36:59.940 --> 00:37:03.340
figure stops turns around sees you Just this

00:37:03.340 --> 00:37:08.179
full glowing angel wings spread out like this

00:37:08.670 --> 00:37:11.030
pure arbiter of justice. And this figure kind

00:37:11.030 --> 00:37:13.829
of puts a hand up, like, stop. And like, I imagine

00:37:13.829 --> 00:37:15.369
your lightning bolt goes right through the hand.

00:37:15.510 --> 00:37:18.449
Yeah, she just reaches her hand out to shoot

00:37:18.449 --> 00:37:20.710
the lightning. Yeah, right through the palm.

00:37:20.929 --> 00:37:22.309
Right through the palm, right into the heart.

00:37:22.409 --> 00:37:25.409
And this figure puts her funsies, does get launched,

00:37:25.570 --> 00:37:29.449
20 feet back, smashes under the back wall. You

00:37:29.449 --> 00:37:32.510
can hear a crash upstairs as someone goes flying.

00:37:33.289 --> 00:37:35.610
Crack of lightning, broken glass, all sorts of

00:37:35.610 --> 00:37:40.949
sounds happening. Hell. Yeah. Good shit. Salome

00:37:40.949 --> 00:37:44.909
is in the fight. And with that, unknowingly to

00:37:44.909 --> 00:37:47.929
you, Salome, and maybe you have an idea of it,

00:37:47.989 --> 00:37:52.010
Dresden, the wall of force outside the coyote

00:37:52.010 --> 00:37:56.989
has dropped. Thank goodness. Nice. Nice. All

00:37:56.989 --> 00:37:59.849
right. Yep. Okay. Here's what we're going to

00:37:59.849 --> 00:38:03.239
do. You start to run. I cannot AOO you as the

00:38:03.239 --> 00:38:06.320
chair moved, but as you move past Ariat, sort

00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:09.079
of like restatus tool leaps off of it and goes

00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:14.059
bounding behind your form coming after you. Can

00:38:14.059 --> 00:38:18.780
the echo take AOOs? Yes. Okay. AOO disadvantage.

00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:25.800
Because, yeah. So, okay. With no plus two though,

00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:29.860
right? No plus two. Okay. Again, it's like, I

00:38:29.860 --> 00:38:31.980
think blinded might not do AOs, but I don't care.

00:38:32.059 --> 00:38:33.659
I'm doing weird rules. It's not blinded in this

00:38:33.659 --> 00:38:37.579
sense. Now, an AO is it... I ask this every time,

00:38:37.619 --> 00:38:39.719
but I use it so infrequently. Single basic attack.

00:38:39.820 --> 00:38:42.340
Single basic attack. Yep. Okay. Cool. With whatever

00:38:42.340 --> 00:38:44.880
weapon you already have, so Echo just... Yep.

00:38:45.539 --> 00:38:50.460
Warp and flings out. 17. With disadvantage. Ah,

00:38:50.500 --> 00:38:51.840
fuck, that's right. Yeah, unless you want to

00:38:51.840 --> 00:38:53.780
give me that button. I don't have a button. You've

00:38:53.780 --> 00:38:56.039
taken all my buttons. You've taken all my buttons,

00:38:56.079 --> 00:39:01.840
Dave. Fuck. 17 would hit, but, you know. Yeah,

00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:05.480
12 doesn't. It does not. Again, like, almost

00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.980
so close. I go, Reese flings out to hit. Arya

00:39:07.980 --> 00:39:10.440
weaves, like, just jumps full on over the attack.

00:39:10.739 --> 00:39:13.699
Hits the floor, goes bounding after you. Swords

00:39:13.699 --> 00:39:18.340
go wide. In movement, sheath in, sheath out.

00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.820
Two different sheaths and two different sides.

00:39:21.539 --> 00:39:23.059
Slides up behind you. I'm going to make some

00:39:23.059 --> 00:39:27.280
attacks. I have to stop you. I have to stop you.

00:39:28.630 --> 00:39:31.869
let's do this thing all my attacks at disadvantage

00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:41.670
can dresden dispel the fog or um 16 to hit no

00:39:41.670 --> 00:39:54.250
cracked no last attack 18 to hit no Oh, my gosh.

00:39:54.349 --> 00:39:57.230
I can't get in. Oh, that poison was so gnarly,

00:39:57.230 --> 00:40:01.349
too. Oh, man. Yeah, no. Oh, you don't even know

00:40:01.349 --> 00:40:03.090
what that one does, but it's so fun. You know

00:40:03.090 --> 00:40:06.369
how long my AC is? What? 20. Damn it. Yeah. It's

00:40:06.369 --> 00:40:10.369
hard. It's the fog. That was a good -ass move.

00:40:11.329 --> 00:40:12.969
You just feel this figure come behind you. Perhaps

00:40:12.969 --> 00:40:15.090
you whip around the last second, Dresden. Shield

00:40:15.090 --> 00:40:16.590
kind of goes out, and the figure just bounces.

00:40:17.340 --> 00:40:20.320
off your shield three times. Can't get into you.

00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:23.940
Hold it out into the fog knowing he's coming.

00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:26.400
You can't get a good opening. You can't see you.

00:40:26.940 --> 00:40:31.800
And that is my turn. It lasts for one minute,

00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.099
the fog. I don't think it's been a minute, right?

00:40:34.219 --> 00:40:40.320
No, you're good. That's him. Alright, let's...

00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:43.159
Leave them there and start moving into the fog.

00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:46.420
You hear movement, troopers, troop, troop, troop,

00:40:46.420 --> 00:40:49.340
troop, moving up. I don't know if they can get

00:40:49.340 --> 00:40:50.900
within range of actually the movement they already

00:40:50.900 --> 00:40:55.380
had. No, they cannot. Okay. They spend their

00:40:55.380 --> 00:40:57.579
turn basically just getting up to you. What,

00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:00.760
they can see me? No, but they can hear the metal

00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:03.420
clanging of Ariat's blades, and you feel figures

00:41:03.420 --> 00:41:05.360
sort of resolve nearby around these troopers

00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.929
coming back. Whatever they were moving, they've

00:41:08.929 --> 00:41:12.230
left behind somewhere, but you are surrounded

00:41:12.230 --> 00:41:15.829
in the fog. This is so stupid. You just feel

00:41:15.829 --> 00:41:19.869
these shapes, huge, hulking bodies, wailing nets

00:41:19.869 --> 00:41:22.929
and clubs appearing by you, but that's all I've

00:41:22.929 --> 00:41:27.210
got. And that is going to be... Oh, man, if I

00:41:27.210 --> 00:41:28.550
could just have gotten an attack. I could have

00:41:28.550 --> 00:41:30.829
done a ranged... I couldn't throw a ranged net

00:41:30.829 --> 00:41:31.969
in there. I don't know where you were. No, never

00:41:31.969 --> 00:41:35.840
mind. Dresden, that's you. Okay. The fog is really

00:41:35.840 --> 00:41:37.679
getting me. Like a lot of my abilities here I

00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:40.699
can't really work with. Okay. So here's what's

00:41:40.699 --> 00:41:46.460
happening. As a bonus action, I am going to swap

00:41:46.460 --> 00:41:49.880
places with my Echo. Oh, nice. Nice, nice, nice.

00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:55.860
You son of a bitch. Yeah. Amazing. Amazing. And

00:41:55.860 --> 00:41:59.059
no one's over there. And then... You just appear

00:41:59.059 --> 00:42:02.000
on top of a table. You hear, as you kind of swap

00:42:02.000 --> 00:42:04.400
places, you can hear, like, fibro sort of snoring

00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.320
softly somewhere under the table, but you land

00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:07.699
on top of the wood, sort of shakes a little under

00:42:07.699 --> 00:42:10.820
you. The echo suddenly standing surrounded. As

00:42:10.820 --> 00:42:13.360
a bonus action, I'm going to drink my potion

00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:17.239
of heroism. Like that was Dresden's right Ariat

00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:19.320
knows what you can do if he sees the echo he

00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:21.679
would go he would go after you Not the echo but

00:42:21.679 --> 00:42:23.739
in the fog. It's a silhouette doesn't matter

00:42:23.739 --> 00:42:27.739
Yeah, damn it Dresden. That's so clever. So Dresden

00:42:27.739 --> 00:42:29.239
had the potion of heroism, right? That was for

00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:31.579
Dresden if you want to be oh, yeah, I'm gonna

00:42:31.579 --> 00:42:35.059
drink it Yeah, holy shit. So potion of heroism

00:42:35.059 --> 00:42:37.900
one hour for one hour. I gained ten temporary

00:42:37.900 --> 00:42:41.320
hit points and For the same duration, I'm under

00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:43.900
the effects of Bless. No concentration required.

00:42:44.380 --> 00:42:47.940
Holy shit. So, yeah. So I will get an additional

00:42:47.940 --> 00:42:51.829
D4 for attacks that I make. Or saving throws.

00:42:52.010 --> 00:42:54.329
You pull this potion out. Jules, I left this

00:42:54.329 --> 00:42:56.530
for you. A gift from Handsome Jai. Left for you

00:42:56.530 --> 00:42:59.050
to protect his family. You slam this thing. I

00:42:59.050 --> 00:43:01.730
think your eyes close when you do. And we see

00:43:01.730 --> 00:43:05.489
your eyes reopen. And around his irises, we just

00:43:05.489 --> 00:43:09.190
see these golden halos. Shimmering light. You

00:43:09.190 --> 00:43:13.190
feel, boom, power rushing through you. So, and

00:43:13.190 --> 00:43:16.349
then, will he be able to silently go over and

00:43:16.349 --> 00:43:20.530
crack the door? It's a saloon door, baby. Fuck.

00:43:20.590 --> 00:43:22.309
You can know it. It means you can go right out

00:43:22.309 --> 00:43:25.889
that thing. It's whatever. Okay. Just don't go,

00:43:25.969 --> 00:43:28.449
bam, through it. I've already used my action,

00:43:28.530 --> 00:43:32.750
so I can't wake up. It does say use an action

00:43:32.750 --> 00:43:36.429
to wake up. Nah. Yeah, nah. Damn it. I was doing

00:43:36.429 --> 00:43:39.130
a bonus action stabbing. I've already used my

00:43:39.130 --> 00:43:40.710
bonus action. Too bad. Damn it. Next time. So,

00:43:40.710 --> 00:43:44.489
yeah, that's my turn. I love the dude that's

00:43:44.489 --> 00:43:46.530
so cool on top of the table. Drinks it through

00:43:46.530 --> 00:43:49.050
golden eyes. You hear combat in the distance.

00:43:49.389 --> 00:43:57.150
That is so damn heroic, Dresden. All right. My

00:43:57.150 --> 00:44:00.730
mages are gone. That is going to be Salome. All

00:44:00.730 --> 00:44:06.309
right. Salome is going to slowly float down to

00:44:06.309 --> 00:44:08.909
the street. Doing a like superhero pose with

00:44:08.909 --> 00:44:11.949
like her arms out and her toes touch first. So

00:44:11.949 --> 00:44:15.489
this is your whole turn. Yeah. It's like 12 seconds

00:44:15.489 --> 00:44:20.110
of falling. It's two turns. And she lands in

00:44:20.110 --> 00:44:22.789
front of the saloon doors. As you land, honestly,

00:44:22.869 --> 00:44:24.050
there's so much noise. I think you start seeing

00:44:24.050 --> 00:44:25.809
people are appearing on the street. People will

00:44:25.809 --> 00:44:28.929
see Salome, the sight weavers, like slowly falling.

00:44:29.010 --> 00:44:30.630
I mean, just destroyed this window. And they're

00:44:30.630 --> 00:44:33.769
like scared. People look. taking in your like

00:44:33.769 --> 00:44:36.230
radiance and they kind of begin to like whisper

00:44:36.230 --> 00:44:38.809
so i'm smiling uh a lot of them just growing

00:44:38.809 --> 00:44:41.349
more calm she's like a family you see someone

00:44:41.349 --> 00:44:47.130
walks to the china shop like oh no my shop salome

00:44:47.130 --> 00:44:50.010
stays focused though and she has her her hands

00:44:50.010 --> 00:44:53.630
in like a mage's battle stance and she's looking

00:44:53.630 --> 00:44:59.130
at the door she calls out children come out to

00:44:59.130 --> 00:45:05.989
me i'll keep you safe Or I'm coming in. And I'm

00:45:05.989 --> 00:45:10.289
going to hold. Okay. I'm going to wait and see

00:45:10.289 --> 00:45:12.150
what happens. Salomon, you don't know what's

00:45:12.150 --> 00:45:13.110
going on in there. You don't know. It's just

00:45:13.110 --> 00:45:16.369
fog. Yeah, it's just fog. You have no idea what's

00:45:16.369 --> 00:45:19.170
happening inside. You call this. That voice rings

00:45:19.170 --> 00:45:21.909
out. Dresden, you're very nearby. You hear that

00:45:21.909 --> 00:45:24.230
voice. Oh, he hears it. Just outside the door.

00:45:24.510 --> 00:45:29.329
Yep. And you're going to hold your action. Okay.

00:45:29.570 --> 00:45:38.300
Yep. Going to wait. That's Ariat. 16 on the echo.

00:45:38.460 --> 00:45:40.840
Nope. Oh, thank goodness. If I don't kill this

00:45:40.840 --> 00:45:44.219
echo, I'm going to full -on riot. Oh, my gosh.

00:45:44.340 --> 00:45:48.239
Nope. Oh, my gosh. No way. Did you not hit the

00:45:48.239 --> 00:45:50.559
echo? I did hit the echo. Wow. I'm rolling shit.

00:45:50.780 --> 00:45:52.599
I mean, I'm still in the fog. I'm just like,

00:45:52.659 --> 00:45:54.320
swords. You just hear ping, ping, ping, ping.

00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:56.340
My other guys are going to try to hit the echo,

00:45:56.460 --> 00:45:57.659
I guess. I was going to say, we at least get

00:45:57.659 --> 00:46:00.400
to waste another turn. Damn. Club attacks on

00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:02.969
the echo. Come on. Okay. Oh, it's a disadvantage.

00:46:03.070 --> 00:46:06.250
Hang on. Fuck. All right. No, no. Three more.

00:46:06.389 --> 00:46:10.590
No. Damn, I think that hit your phone. It did.

00:46:11.190 --> 00:46:13.170
Oh, my God. What the hell are you doing? What

00:46:13.170 --> 00:46:15.110
is going on, David? I dropped my phone on the

00:46:15.110 --> 00:46:17.250
cabinet right off my... Right out of the port

00:46:17.250 --> 00:46:19.530
of pain. Dropped down. Probably cracked my phone

00:46:19.530 --> 00:46:21.309
screen. This is as heavy as hell. Is your phone

00:46:21.309 --> 00:46:22.570
on the floor? Yeah, his phone's on the floor.

00:46:22.869 --> 00:46:24.389
No, yeah, it's on the floor. I'm not checking

00:46:24.389 --> 00:46:26.829
sports, Steven. Why is your phone on the floor?

00:46:27.050 --> 00:46:29.769
Because I'm in the moment. Don't you have pockets?

00:46:29.989 --> 00:46:33.960
I'm in the game. You got a cheeky little pocket

00:46:33.960 --> 00:46:35.780
on your sleeve right there. Three more attacks,

00:46:35.980 --> 00:46:39.019
you son of a bitch. Oh, oh, oh, I got the echo.

00:46:39.380 --> 00:46:43.320
That's a 18 to hit. Yeah, that hits. Yes, okay.

00:46:43.900 --> 00:46:47.019
And he's gone. Of course, though, that was the

00:46:47.019 --> 00:46:49.159
second attack. The very last attack. Well, it

00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:51.619
was the first attack of the second guy, so he

00:46:51.619 --> 00:46:54.019
gets one more attack. But, like, the echo vanished,

00:46:54.059 --> 00:46:59.460
and that guy's like, what? He doesn't know where

00:46:59.460 --> 00:47:01.400
you are. He didn't see where you were. Yeah,

00:47:01.500 --> 00:47:03.019
that's it. I'm not going to do anything. He's

00:47:03.019 --> 00:47:05.260
going to like take a step back out of the fog

00:47:05.260 --> 00:47:08.460
and look around the room. And they heard Salome.

00:47:09.380 --> 00:47:12.739
They heard Salome. He'll start beelining towards

00:47:12.739 --> 00:47:16.539
the door. Fuck. 30 feet towards the door. Not

00:47:16.539 --> 00:47:19.719
quite there, but like getting close. Just kind

00:47:19.719 --> 00:47:21.659
of looks like he peeks out of the fog, looks

00:47:21.659 --> 00:47:23.780
at his ally, kind of puts like a hand on him

00:47:23.780 --> 00:47:26.670
and wants to signal. I'll handle this and just

00:47:26.670 --> 00:47:29.050
kind of starts moving that way, grabbing his

00:47:29.050 --> 00:47:32.889
weapon, ready to go. And that is all I got because

00:47:32.889 --> 00:47:36.750
that echo play was incredible. Um, when is, when

00:47:36.750 --> 00:47:39.449
is Dresden up in right now? Okay, great. Then

00:47:39.449 --> 00:47:41.309
I'll, then I'll let Dresden do Dresden before.

00:47:41.570 --> 00:47:45.429
So Dresden will move toward the door. Okay. run

00:47:45.429 --> 00:47:47.610
into this guy you move into you you move to the

00:47:47.610 --> 00:47:49.389
door uh you strip collide with this person in

00:47:49.389 --> 00:47:51.610
the fog they kind of turn towards you uh but

00:47:51.610 --> 00:47:53.630
you have the initiative here yeah i'm gonna manifest

00:47:53.630 --> 00:47:56.409
my echo right behind him and we're gonna attack

00:47:56.409 --> 00:47:59.730
the fuck out of him oh my gosh so right in front

00:47:59.730 --> 00:48:01.670
of the door now we have like to the left of the

00:48:01.670 --> 00:48:03.230
door dresden to the right of the door dresden's

00:48:03.230 --> 00:48:05.289
echo and this guy right in front of the door

00:48:05.289 --> 00:48:08.190
just yeah you guys are wailing on him hell and

00:48:08.190 --> 00:48:12.610
i got i get a d4 Yeah, right. Holy shit. The

00:48:12.610 --> 00:48:14.550
Bless. Yeah. So it's still disadvantage, but

00:48:14.550 --> 00:48:17.610
with Bless now. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. Well, wait

00:48:17.610 --> 00:48:20.809
a second. Where does the fog end? It ends right

00:48:20.809 --> 00:48:22.969
outside the door. So that gray area, can you

00:48:22.969 --> 00:48:25.030
see the gray spot? So where did he poke his head

00:48:25.030 --> 00:48:27.329
out to see this guy? Yeah. Where did he poke

00:48:27.329 --> 00:48:28.969
his head out of the fog then to look back at

00:48:28.969 --> 00:48:31.920
his guy? They were at the very edge, basically,

00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:34.699
because he was next to this guy up top. I see

00:48:34.699 --> 00:48:35.900
what you're saying. Do you guys see the gray

00:48:35.900 --> 00:48:38.920
circle, right? No. You don't see the gray circle

00:48:38.920 --> 00:48:41.340
the whole time? No. Oh, shit. That's why I've

00:48:41.340 --> 00:48:43.480
been really confused. Oh, my God. This is my

00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:46.139
fault. All players. Now look at this. That's

00:48:46.139 --> 00:48:50.780
the fog. There we go. Okay. Okay. I thought you

00:48:50.780 --> 00:48:53.500
saw it. I just assumed it was like, no, I was

00:48:53.500 --> 00:48:56.380
there. Yeah. So he was up by there. So that's

00:48:56.380 --> 00:48:58.199
the fog. You see the fog. Okay. You were like,

00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:00.539
you were like right past Ari. Well, okay. Episode

00:49:00.539 --> 00:49:06.659
and a half then. So I got, so. Oh, it's like

00:49:06.659 --> 00:49:08.780
more like two episodes. I want to, I'm going

00:49:08.780 --> 00:49:12.880
to avoid a wedgie. Okay. And I'm going to proceed

00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:16.190
with honesty. You certainly aren't Steven. Manifesting

00:49:16.190 --> 00:49:19.849
my echo says within 30 feet in a spot that I

00:49:19.849 --> 00:49:22.369
can see. I didn't know that we were still in

00:49:22.369 --> 00:49:24.489
the fog there. I thought we were on the edge

00:49:24.489 --> 00:49:26.510
of the fog on the outskirts. Wait, hold on, hold

00:49:26.510 --> 00:49:29.530
on. Manifesting? Yes. Oh, okay, so you can move

00:49:29.530 --> 00:49:31.929
him, but it's just this one. Okay, yeah, yeah,

00:49:31.989 --> 00:49:34.110
yeah. But manifest on the space, you can see

00:49:34.110 --> 00:49:36.610
it. At the time that I manifested him, I thought

00:49:36.610 --> 00:49:38.489
we were outside. I'm going to give you this.

00:49:38.630 --> 00:49:40.130
I'm going to give you this. I'm going to let

00:49:40.130 --> 00:49:42.050
you manifest it in the spot right next to you,

00:49:42.110 --> 00:49:45.199
and you can move it from there. Because I think

00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:46.820
you can see right next to you. I can see the

00:49:46.820 --> 00:49:48.239
form. Yeah, you can see. It's not like you're

00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:49.920
blind. You're looking in the fog. You can see

00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:51.780
the ground next to you. Okay, that works because

00:49:51.780 --> 00:49:54.420
it's no action to move him. Yeah, so he appears

00:49:54.420 --> 00:49:56.079
and it's part of your movement, but you didn't

00:49:56.079 --> 00:49:57.760
move your whole movement. See, we got there,

00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:00.820
guys. We got there by being open and trusting

00:50:00.820 --> 00:50:04.179
and honest. Yeah, Andrew, go catch us. Catch

00:50:04.179 --> 00:50:08.079
our pants down. Not looking at our wedgie. Disadvantage

00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:15.210
plus two, right? Yes. Plus a D4. Yes. I got a

00:50:15.210 --> 00:50:18.670
shot. You got a shot. You certainly have a shot.

00:50:18.789 --> 00:50:24.250
Wait. Isn't it just... Doesn't the flanking negate

00:50:24.250 --> 00:50:26.650
the disadvantage? No. Flanking is a bonus or

00:50:26.650 --> 00:50:27.949
disadvantage is a disadvantage. It's a whole

00:50:27.949 --> 00:50:39.030
thing. You're a whole thing. It's true. First

00:50:39.030 --> 00:50:42.940
roll was a 19. That would have been enough. Second

00:50:42.940 --> 00:50:46.079
roll was a fucking three. How did you get a three?

00:50:46.340 --> 00:50:49.539
It was a natural one. I rolled a two on the four.

00:50:50.139 --> 00:50:53.820
Plus two. Sorry, five. I was going to say, I

00:50:53.820 --> 00:50:57.039
don't think there's a way. A horse on the street

00:50:57.039 --> 00:50:58.780
starts charging towards it, but then a barrier

00:50:58.780 --> 00:51:02.440
and then he just bounces back. I can't horse

00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:05.880
them. Second attack. No, it's the barrier of

00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:08.059
this being your home base. I'm not doing it to

00:51:08.059 --> 00:51:10.670
you. The horse thinks better of it. It's like,

00:51:10.710 --> 00:51:13.409
nah, I'm under control. It's fine. Solidly, the

00:51:13.409 --> 00:51:17.829
side waver's there. 18. On the second. 18 hits.

00:51:18.050 --> 00:51:20.550
Fuck yeah. I mean, I don't think I'm going to

00:51:20.550 --> 00:51:22.789
be able to take him down with this, but... You're

00:51:22.789 --> 00:51:25.789
getting a hit. Jeremy, I need you to think...

00:51:25.789 --> 00:51:27.150
Oh, there's going to be 12. I just need you to

00:51:27.150 --> 00:51:28.670
think if Dresden's going to say anything on his

00:51:28.670 --> 00:51:31.050
turn, because that's going to dictate what I

00:51:31.050 --> 00:51:33.289
do or do not do after your turn is done. You

00:51:33.289 --> 00:51:34.889
do hear attacking right outside the down. Yeah,

00:51:34.929 --> 00:51:38.889
he is going to... You know that whoever's helping

00:51:38.889 --> 00:51:40.670
you is just outside. I knew he was going to say

00:51:40.670 --> 00:51:42.090
something. I haven't thought about yet what he's

00:51:42.090 --> 00:51:43.710
going to say. Let me ask you a question. Let

00:51:43.710 --> 00:51:45.789
me ask you a question, Dresden. Do you recognize

00:51:45.789 --> 00:51:47.449
the voice? You were there on the road. Do I?

00:51:47.650 --> 00:51:49.110
When you were on the road with Jules, when you

00:51:49.110 --> 00:51:50.929
were flying up with Jules, you remember this

00:51:50.929 --> 00:51:53.829
angel broke apart, came up, and said to Jules,

00:51:53.989 --> 00:51:55.849
I'm sorry, but I must share this burden with

00:51:55.849 --> 00:51:57.710
you. Something like that. Right. Well, yeah,

00:51:57.730 --> 00:51:59.150
and then Jules went unconscious for a long time,

00:51:59.210 --> 00:52:00.630
and you were pretty pissed off about it. Do you

00:52:00.630 --> 00:52:02.869
think you remember that voice enough to recognize

00:52:02.869 --> 00:52:04.650
it? I think I remember that voice, but I don't

00:52:04.650 --> 00:52:06.340
think I ever knew her name. You don't know her

00:52:06.340 --> 00:52:09.199
name, but you know it's her. Actually, you saw

00:52:09.199 --> 00:52:11.780
her on TV. Oh, okay. Well, even still, it doesn't

00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:13.840
matter who it is. Yeah. It really doesn't matter

00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:15.380
who it is to Dresden. I'm sure it's just perplexing

00:52:15.380 --> 00:52:17.059
to be like, oh, wait, it's that person that made

00:52:17.059 --> 00:52:19.019
Jules go unconscious for a while. Sure. Like,

00:52:19.019 --> 00:52:21.820
she's here helping. That I saw on TV, and it

00:52:21.820 --> 00:52:24.840
works for Atash. Yeah. Yeah, it's a really weird

00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:26.440
twist for Dresden. You knew someone was helping

00:52:26.440 --> 00:52:28.199
you. You probably never expected to be one of

00:52:28.199 --> 00:52:33.360
Atash's celestials. So, again, Dresden doesn't

00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:36.420
care who it is. He's going to scream out, Enemy

00:52:36.420 --> 00:52:40.639
just inside the door. Kid's still inside. Holy

00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:43.920
shit. Is that going to activate your raid action

00:52:43.920 --> 00:52:49.960
there? Yeah, I guess so. What? I mean, it's going

00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:55.539
to be fun. Shit. You're in a fog over the saloon

00:52:55.539 --> 00:52:57.480
door. You're staying in the street. What are

00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:59.420
you going to do? Salome is going to cast one

00:52:59.420 --> 00:53:02.300
of the few spells that can dispel fog of cloud.

00:53:02.420 --> 00:53:06.409
Cloud fog. Fog cloud. Fuck. um all right okay

00:53:06.409 --> 00:53:09.489
it does require dropping concentration but uh

00:53:09.489 --> 00:53:12.449
she's gonna cast god damn this is gonna kind

00:53:12.449 --> 00:53:17.190
of suck she's gonna cast gust of wind so a line

00:53:17.190 --> 00:53:19.530
of strong wind 60 feet long and 10 feet wide

00:53:19.530 --> 00:53:23.019
blast from you in a direction you choose Each

00:53:23.019 --> 00:53:24.960
creature in the line must succeed on a strength

00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:27.760
saving throw or be pushed 15 feet away from you.

00:53:27.860 --> 00:53:29.679
Wait, so everyone that's on the door is getting

00:53:29.679 --> 00:53:33.500
blown away? Wait, hold on. She's outside the

00:53:33.500 --> 00:53:37.559
door. How wide is the door? It's five feet wide.

00:53:38.300 --> 00:53:40.179
It's as wide as the one dude. Correct me if I'm

00:53:40.179 --> 00:53:41.980
wrong. You're not wrong. It's going to come through

00:53:41.980 --> 00:53:43.940
the door. It's going to funnel in through the

00:53:43.940 --> 00:53:45.539
door at five feet. I don't like it. And then

00:53:45.539 --> 00:53:47.440
go straight ahead where that one guy is. It's

00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.909
upsetting. I feel sick. I'm not wrong, though.

00:53:50.010 --> 00:53:51.650
You're not wrong. I'm not wrong. You're not wrong,

00:53:51.730 --> 00:53:54.710
you son of a bitch. If it's any consolation,

00:53:54.769 --> 00:53:58.010
the drops call lightning. Okay. Storm begins

00:53:58.010 --> 00:54:01.030
to dissipate as you just kind of, what's it look

00:54:01.030 --> 00:54:02.329
like? Put your hands together, come at me hostile

00:54:02.329 --> 00:54:05.289
and blow the door down? Exactly. Yeah. That's

00:54:05.289 --> 00:54:07.309
exactly it. I love it. You know what? I love

00:54:07.309 --> 00:54:10.369
it because saloon doors start battering in the

00:54:10.369 --> 00:54:12.469
wind as you just blast through. You say this,

00:54:12.590 --> 00:54:17.840
um, hell yeah. And the fog. begins to disperse

00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:23.400
in the room as this guy goes flying back uh does

00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:25.920
it just automatically get rid of all the fog

00:54:25.920 --> 00:54:28.480
uh well hold on let me or just in the line it

00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:32.559
doesn't say super i think it says disperse let's

00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.400
have fun and say it moves the fog like like back

00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:38.539
a ways I want to move some of the fog. No, disperse

00:54:38.539 --> 00:54:40.460
means it's gone. Yeah, you're right. It's gone.

00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:43.119
Okay. Yeah. Fuck. Also, it's a circle, so I don't

00:54:43.119 --> 00:54:44.500
know how to make that work. I mean, this way,

00:54:44.599 --> 00:54:46.099
the things kind of open up. You have an alley

00:54:46.099 --> 00:54:47.500
here. There is no way I would have been able

00:54:47.500 --> 00:54:50.619
to help you otherwise. Yeah. You have backup

00:54:50.619 --> 00:54:52.219
now. You guys got to go 15 feet back, though.

00:54:53.019 --> 00:54:57.579
Save, right? Strength save, yeah, which is...

00:54:57.579 --> 00:54:59.199
Don't worry about it. Scrolling, scrolling. He's

00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:03.579
not going to pass it. 15 feet? Correct. And prone?

00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:07.829
No. I don't think so. Let me triple check, but

00:55:07.829 --> 00:55:10.510
does he have to be consciously running away to

00:55:10.510 --> 00:55:15.150
get an AO? Yes. Fuck. He does. Uh, yeah, it doesn't

00:55:15.150 --> 00:55:16.409
say anything about being. So you just see like

00:55:16.409 --> 00:55:18.900
you like. Coming out of the door, blast open,

00:55:18.980 --> 00:55:21.380
throwing the wind, the wind sort of moves the

00:55:21.380 --> 00:55:24.400
fog back, revealing the room inside, revealing

00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:26.780
actually in the back corner you see Miskin and

00:55:26.780 --> 00:55:30.559
Mulligan are like both manacled in nets and like

00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:33.440
sleeping at the bottom of the stairs. They were

00:55:33.440 --> 00:55:35.579
preparing to make away with those two at least

00:55:35.579 --> 00:55:37.639
who they did find. Nobody else looks to have

00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:39.980
been found. Shadows, still a dimly lit room,

00:55:40.019 --> 00:55:41.599
still shadows lingering over the other chariot

00:55:41.599 --> 00:55:43.639
of lights who are in hiding. But as you blast

00:55:43.639 --> 00:55:46.320
this door, as the wind courses through, this

00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:49.400
figure, sort of stays themselves. Shield goes

00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:51.960
up, right? Shield goes up and just gets blasted

00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:56.159
backwards, sliding across the wooden floor, 15

00:55:56.159 --> 00:56:01.059
feet back. And Salome, you look into this room,

00:56:01.179 --> 00:56:04.980
you see Dresden and you see Dresden, both just

00:56:04.980 --> 00:56:07.880
inside the door. Okay, so she's gonna step up

00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:11.420
between the two. Oh my God, that's so cool. The

00:56:11.420 --> 00:56:18.780
three heroes standing at the doorway. And that's

00:56:18.780 --> 00:56:20.559
the end of her turn. That's the end of your turn?

00:56:21.099 --> 00:56:26.400
We see Ariat inside. Fog is gone. Swords out.

00:56:26.500 --> 00:56:29.420
Looks up towards the three of you. The two other

00:56:29.420 --> 00:56:33.159
riot troopers kind of stand tall. Shields out.

00:56:33.519 --> 00:56:36.579
Cherry Delights bound in nets. Cherry Delights

00:56:36.579 --> 00:56:40.219
hiding in shadow. the three of you stand tall

00:56:40.219 --> 00:56:43.599
before it all ready to fight this out ready to

00:56:43.599 --> 00:56:46.920
protect the guardian angels that you are so say

00:56:46.920 --> 00:56:59.519
something cool dresden's modest he's humble daddy's

00:56:59.519 --> 00:56:59.760
home
