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Welcome to Your Sidequest. Do you know what it

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does, Farto? No, I'm just guessing it's bad.

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He's replaced his arm with a small dragon. Are

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you looking for a double date? Your Characters

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Grungo stench! I'm a goblin! I'm Margaret Thatcher.

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I have a goblin. I'm Tommy Fury! I'm schnitzel

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one crumb with a very low tongue. Your locations.

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Welcome to the entrance to Butterland. In the

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depths of the Belly Button Factory. In the quiet

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little place of my mum's house. An interactive

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and I thought it was absolutely magnificent.

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Cracks me up every time. You like Dungeons and

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Dragons? Perfect. I haven't actually laughed

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this hard in a very long time. But how well do

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they slice with their teeth? How well do they

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transform into a goat? Well, let's find out.

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With a roll of the dice of fate, who would like

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which I'm told is probably okay. But Steven and

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Jeremy all know that's their thing. That's their

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thing. Nah, it's really good. It's great beer.

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in your mouth for sure. Anyway, show up at Reckless

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and have a good time. Michael Horne is not here

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because we're still live. We're getting right

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back into it. I have a confession to make. During

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our 10, turn 20 minutes break, almost immediately,

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I stepped all over Jean Franklin. I glued the

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shit out of it. It looks terrible. No, what happened?

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His arm is on his hip. I goofed that. Wait, I

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was getting here. He's a freak. Hold on. You're

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not just confessing this to the audience, you're

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confessing this to me. Let me see. So what you're

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telling me is it's really John Franklin you pushed

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off the cliff and not Rendon. Dude, why did you

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glue it there? Why did you glue it to his hip?

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I was digging for the glue. Dude, we have super

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glue. It's not going to like... What? You broke

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it again. Yeah, because it doesn't belong there.

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Jean -Baptiste drops the shield, moves one AC,

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immediately. Okay. Well, the mini, the mini John

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Franklin is going to live without his shield

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so that later after the show, we can put it back

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where it belongs. I think you want to keep this,

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right? Oh my God. And sorry, before we jump back

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into it, I want to have like a tiny bit of fun.

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I want to know who's got the bud heavy. What?

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Hell yeah. All right. No, I looked out we were

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like getting ready to start and I looked up and

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I was so like throwing I was like this I like

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tall boy a bud heavy Much respect much respect.

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Thank you for showing up. I think our entire

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party just did shots During the break so the

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only two of us Energy going to this one. You're

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gonna understand why real fast the P break turned

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into a beer break Get back into this thing Let's

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get some Fantasy Plus going. Let's refresh Fantasy

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Plus' page real quick. Oh, no. Fantasy Plus.

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We love Fantasy Plus. It's fantastic. It's not

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when you refresh the page. Sometimes the loading's

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a little slow, but... There it is. The music

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is incredible. Well, and there are so many nerds

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here sucking up the Wi -Fi. Oh, let's have fun.

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That's right. You rolled a three on athletics

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check. I'm going to roll my check. Let's see.

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Plus three on my... Okay. I roll anything higher

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than a natural one. It's a 16. You go flying.

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Fully knocked down. We're going to be rolling

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some D6 damage here. That's pretty bad for us.

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Windmill takes 14 points of falling damage. Holy

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shit. Yikes. And drops off the 30 -foot cliff,

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landing all the way down, smashing into the snow

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by Jean Franklin. Now, here's a cliff right next

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to that. I want a little save here. How about

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a deck save? See if you keep on rolling. Come

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on, let's have fun with this. Oh, my God. That's

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your idea of fun? It's so much fun. You're sick.

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Wait, you want... You want a deck save. You want

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a deck save for more. Yeah. Do you hate... Okay,

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fine. It doesn't need to be a big one. You're

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just trying to save your flat. What'd you roll?

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That's a two! That's a two? Oh my god. That's

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not a big one at all. Oh! Ring bell! I'm gonna

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say you're off the map. There's a ledge right

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next to that ledge you're just moving up. You're

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gonna fall another ten feet down because that's

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funny. Fuck. Because I think it's funny. That

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is five points of damage. Don't give this man

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any buttons. He's sick. You are dropped off.

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I actually have a secret button! What? Secret

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buttons are allowed? Yeah, it's a secret button.

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Who allowed secret buttons? My good friend in

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the audience did. So, let us carry on then. My

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boars are going to all move in closer. Let me

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move some boars around. Head up. You're on a

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second layer up, moving up towards a bad guy,

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and they're all going to block your way off.

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Hold on, hold on. Block whose way? Oh, block

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our way to the top. Gotcha. Shit. No, I think

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that's fine, honestly. No, I'm not talking to

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you. I'm talking to Jeremy. I think we can deal

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with that. All right, that's enough boars. Boars

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all start sliding in. You see two of them suddenly.

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You're on this ledge. There's another ledge near

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you about another 30 feet up towards the sort

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of bottom of the ruin where the boss stands a

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good 45 feet above you. And on that lower ledge,

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kind of your one way if you're trying to reach

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this guy. Gordo Ramseer. These two boars stand

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in your way, snorting, stomping, blocking the

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path. You're in trouble. That is all of my cool

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giant boars. Rimbell, you blessed that weapon

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and you toppled down, crashing beside the disfigured

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form of Jean Franklin. You know what happened

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down there. It kept rolling off the cliff. Took

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a heavy blow there. That's going to be Jules

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now. Jules, you just saw a dwarf go flying past

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you. Things look pretty bad already. What are

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you going to do about it? All right. I think

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as a bonus action, Jules is going to cast Bardic

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Inspiration onto Jean Franklin. Oh. We need it.

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Yeah. Thank you, Jules. Yes. We must help sir.

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And then I think he's going to look up. reach

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out his hand, and cast third level Dissonant

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Whispers onto the boar with the rider. The one

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with the rider, okay. So the Ripper Hog with

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the rider just above you. Yep. Hell yeah. The

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one locked in battle with Blanche Trudeau. You

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cast a spell. A mist, I believe, comes from you.

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A whispering fog wraps around this guy's head,

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and I'm rolling a Wisdom save. You said it's

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the boar, not the rider. The boar, correct. Hell

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yeah. Okay. Let's see. No joke. Natural 20. Again.

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Stop. Oh, this is great. Stop with the crits.

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How far away is Rindel at this point? Oh. Is

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Rindel within 30 feet? No. Not of Jules you are,

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not of the... This thing I should mention is

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huge, by the way. Hold on. This one's a full

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-on Warforce -sized creature. David. If Rinbell

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is within 30 feet of Jules, that's the condition.

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Oh, then yeah, you're good. Yeah, then it's not

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a crit. Ooh! Wait, wait. You can crit on a save?

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You can have save crits? If it's a crit, yeah.

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Yes, the Sentinel thing. Sentinel negates a crit,

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period. Okay, but it still would be a 20 on the

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die to pass. The save. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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No, that's not how that works. Okay. No, it's

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an attack roll. Never mind. You were correct,

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David. I'm sorry. I was getting too excited.

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We were strategizing. We heard 20 and got excited.

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Got excited. And I have a sentinel thing. I don't

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see how excited. We want to take everything away

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from you. No, I just don't want to die. You're

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the one 20. You're like, get him, get him. Tear

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him apart. I hate it. So even on a successful

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save, though, you still take half damage. Oh,

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okay. 3d6. 3d6, uh, Psychic. Psychic. 3d6. So

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that's 11, so that's 5. Oh. Did you upcast it?

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Yeah, it's 3rd level. Oh, wait, no, no, no. 5.

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Thank you! Take a button. Take a button. What

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side are you working for? You know what? I respect

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that. I respect that. So that's 17, so that would

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be 8. Okay. Hell yeah. All right. Solid whispering

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sounds. The boar has to run away, I believe,

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now, correct? No, it does not, because it has

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to. No. You failed it. I'm loving this. That

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is all of my boars moving in, and that's your

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turn to hit that guy. Do you want to move, Jules?

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I mean, you probably want to start getting up

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the trail, right? Yeah, I'm going to start going

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up as much as I can. Oh, you're going to start

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climbing? Do you want to try to climb the cliff?

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Or do you want to start moving the long way around

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up the trail? How many feet is the long way around

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to where Blanche is? And isn't there a boar in

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front of me? Insanely far. Because you climbed

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up to 20 feet. You have to wrap around the entire

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terrain and then move back around again to reach

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where you are. Yeah, no. You have committed to

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essentially a climbing assault rather than a

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wraparound full assault. so i'm gonna i'm gonna

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see if i can climb okay it's athletics check

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uh dc 16. jesus christ oh yeah yeah that's gonna

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be a tough roll uh 16. that just 16. oh 16. okay

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15 on the die plus one. It's hard. You have that

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loot in your back. You're trying to move, but

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you've got this tall form. You've been through

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the rough streets of Cerule. You've probably

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climbed some buildings before. This isn't so

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different. Second story work. You begin to move

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your way up. Now I'll put you actually behind

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the Ripper Hog. You're flicking it now with Blanche.

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That's not great. We gotta get you out of it.

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Once again, standing on Cliff's edge. There you

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are. And that's Jules' turn? Yep. That's his

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turn. Yeah, that's gonna be naked John Franklin.

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Okay, so we did a little strategizing. Sorry,

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Santa Claus John Franklin. Santa, thank you.

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Yeah, he's not naked anymore. We did a little

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strategizing and John Franklin has the bardic

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so that we can try to make that athletics check.

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Oh, okay. So that's... Yeah, he's gonna need

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it. He's gonna need it. I don't even know if

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it's... 16 on the die. Don't even need the bardic,

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baby. Save it. Climbs up, his arm falls off mid

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-climb. That's fine. Don't worry about it. I

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can do it one -handed. I'll glue it back on later.

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Thank you, sir. He slides up behind you, Blanche.

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The three of you now stand on cliff's edge with

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this Ripperhog rider in between you, snorting,

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smiling down, hammer, rage. Other ones are closing

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in. You realize, as these enemies are getting

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closer and closer to you, you can't win this

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fight. You need to find a way to defeat this

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guy, this Gordo Ramsey, to reach the only one

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that truly needs to get down. Because... When

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you become surrounded, you see the sheer force

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of these things already. It's going to be bad.

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There's no flying away, only a long drop to your

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death. That's going to be Blanche Trudeau. Magic

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blade in hand. Wait, is that spell, was it holy

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blade concentration? Yes, and I passed you concentration

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test. Okay, there we are, okay. David, is there

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a way for when Jaune climbs up to be close to

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Jules? Is there a space there for him? I'll say

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yes. Given where he was, he couldn't really interest

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you guys on the map, so we'll say he was in the

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back and he climbs up behind Jules. Okay, thank

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you. That's perfect. That's what I wanted. Okay,

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now it's... I'll give you something. Gosh, okay.

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Well, let's try... Let's kill this one and then

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continue climbing. So Blanche is... Damn, that's

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the thing. It's going to be a whole nother turn.

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Blanche is going to cast Haste on herself. Okay.

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All right. So a quick turn. That's all she's

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going to really do right now. And... No, we got

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a we got to get rid of this guy I need Jules

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to be able to get by and I don't want like Jules

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with this giant Ripper hog Okay. All right. That

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is Blanche and that's gonna be me Well, let's

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get really nasty over here Still too far away

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to do much. I guess I'm just gonna shoot my bolt

00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:30.919
at The Blanche again. Yeah, try that Blanche

00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:34.330
again This is so, so bad if this thing hits.

00:15:34.350 --> 00:15:40.250
So bad. You're in range. Come on. Oh, that I

00:15:40.250 --> 00:15:42.570
think is going to do it. You're going to have

00:15:42.570 --> 00:15:47.830
to give me a number. 25. I'll use a reaction

00:15:47.830 --> 00:15:52.330
and cast shield, and it's a miss. Here's what

00:15:52.330 --> 00:15:55.250
happens. This bolt comes down. First one missed.

00:15:55.289 --> 00:15:57.710
You turn around to see. He's aiming above you

00:15:57.710 --> 00:16:02.159
again. Fires down. This. bolt is massive. As

00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:03.779
it comes down at you, you can see some kind of

00:16:03.779 --> 00:16:06.559
enchantment on the actual bolt itself. It glows

00:16:06.559 --> 00:16:10.779
softly, like cracks at the tip. And as it kind

00:16:10.779 --> 00:16:13.379
of comes almost right at you, you boom! Shield.

00:16:13.679 --> 00:16:16.519
This aura surrounds you, and this thing slams

00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:19.340
against it. And as it does, you can feel a force

00:16:19.340 --> 00:16:23.179
in this bolt. A force that would have not only

00:16:23.179 --> 00:16:27.039
hurt you, you can tell, but thrown you back quite

00:16:27.039 --> 00:16:32.399
far. It would have been So funny. Don't let the

00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:33.960
bolts hit you. It'll knock you off the mountain.

00:16:34.620 --> 00:16:37.759
I wasn't planning on it. You know what? I will

00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:40.240
do something else's turn, though, too. I'm going

00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:42.200
to cast a little thing called Hunter's Mark.

00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:46.919
He looks down just like, there it is. You're

00:16:46.919 --> 00:16:53.000
my prey. Who is that? That is the Gordo Ramsey

00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:55.559
looking down. No, no, no. Who's the prey? You.

00:16:55.679 --> 00:16:57.960
Oh, me, okay. Sorry, yeah, I blanched. Go ahead

00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:00.580
and call my attack. Looks down, says that. You

00:17:00.580 --> 00:17:03.679
feel this aura surround you. You are caught in

00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:06.380
the gaze of this predator staring down, smiling.

00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:09.140
He looks at the other guy just like, Oh, meathead.

00:17:10.019 --> 00:17:13.059
Leave her for me. Make quick work of the others

00:17:13.059 --> 00:17:16.140
and be snappy. Yes, yes, yes, chief. They're

00:17:16.140 --> 00:17:19.259
going to move. That is Gordo, and that is going

00:17:19.259 --> 00:17:23.480
to be the meathead. Oh, let's have fun. I'm going

00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:27.390
to... Attack you with the rider first. Hog second.

00:17:31.990 --> 00:17:33.789
Blanche. Wait, you still have shield up, don't

00:17:33.789 --> 00:17:38.309
you? Yeah, until the next round here. Ride boss.

00:17:38.490 --> 00:17:42.269
Okay. I mean, even still, just give me a number.

00:17:43.170 --> 00:17:48.569
That's going to be a 21. No way. Okay. He hits

00:17:48.569 --> 00:17:50.210
you. Blanche has shield. He's going to turn around

00:17:50.210 --> 00:17:54.839
and hit Jules now because obviously... Ooh, that

00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:56.799
might just do it. Actually, it's going to do

00:17:56.799 --> 00:18:00.740
it with 25. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. We have

00:18:00.740 --> 00:18:05.000
some damage, Jules? Huh? No, actually, John Franklin

00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:11.200
is going to use his reaction to use Noble Sacrifice

00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:18.369
and trade places with Jules. Nice. Switches places,

00:18:18.430 --> 00:18:20.670
stands in the way. Some of the jewels you feel

00:18:20.670 --> 00:18:22.930
are thrown back. Jaune's there. His arm gets

00:18:22.930 --> 00:18:28.250
fully cut off. Brutal. Horrible. As he takes

00:18:28.250 --> 00:18:32.869
this blow for you, he takes 18 points of damage.

00:18:33.049 --> 00:18:35.670
Jaune takes 18 points of damage? Yeah. That's

00:18:35.670 --> 00:18:38.549
great. I'm serious. This is serious time. Hold

00:18:38.549 --> 00:18:42.470
on, hold on. Jaune was there for the extra 15

00:18:42.470 --> 00:18:45.910
points of... Correct. Okay. Only three points

00:18:45.910 --> 00:18:49.200
of his actual... Normal HP. Great. Much better.

00:18:49.500 --> 00:18:54.500
Hell yeah. Sorry, I didn't mark the 15 HP earlier

00:18:54.500 --> 00:18:58.019
on Jaune. But now we're good. So I'm going to

00:18:58.019 --> 00:19:00.079
attack Blanche with the actual Ripper Hog itself.

00:19:01.740 --> 00:19:03.759
Oh, I don't think your shield's going to stop

00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:08.700
this one, Blanche. Not a 27. Hold on. I think

00:19:08.700 --> 00:19:14.279
so. What? Hold the horn. What? So with haste,

00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:18.930
it's 23 before shield. So it's 28 right now.

00:19:19.369 --> 00:19:21.950
That's outrageous. You're just standing there

00:19:21.950 --> 00:19:24.569
completely immovable. The master of defense indeed

00:19:24.569 --> 00:19:26.890
saying tusks are ripping all around you. It's

00:19:26.890 --> 00:19:30.690
like a man in a shark cage. Trying to get to

00:19:30.690 --> 00:19:34.529
you and you're just holding strong. Damn, that's

00:19:34.529 --> 00:19:37.269
crazy. Some nerdy numbers for our new friends.

00:19:37.710 --> 00:19:39.690
Because Blanche is a tortle, she starts out with

00:19:39.690 --> 00:19:43.859
17 AC, gains 4 AC for the blade song. Two AC

00:19:43.859 --> 00:19:46.200
for haste, and shield gives her an extra five.

00:19:46.980 --> 00:19:54.079
Yeah. I'll take some falling damage. This guy

00:19:54.079 --> 00:19:55.619
realizes he can just turn around and get down

00:19:55.619 --> 00:19:59.180
there faster if he jumps off the roof. I don't

00:19:59.180 --> 00:20:03.059
know, man. I'll use my double move to get basically

00:20:03.059 --> 00:20:05.019
on top of you guys. I'm going to take a little

00:20:05.019 --> 00:20:07.200
bit of damage doing so. I'll just roll it here.

00:20:08.819 --> 00:20:13.670
I'm on the hog. Okay, and that is, oh my guys,

00:20:13.730 --> 00:20:15.490
the first guy on the front is weaving his way

00:20:15.490 --> 00:20:18.829
around again, getting very close to the lying,

00:20:19.009 --> 00:20:22.089
prone Rinbell, who's on a cliff down below the

00:20:22.089 --> 00:20:24.750
first cliff. Very soon will get blocked off by

00:20:24.750 --> 00:20:27.329
this nasty piece of work. Meanwhile, a second

00:20:27.329 --> 00:20:29.730
guy is looming just over you two, where you're

00:20:29.730 --> 00:20:31.849
fighting yours. You see what these guys can do,

00:20:31.910 --> 00:20:35.450
and you are getting outnumbered very, very quickly.

00:20:36.430 --> 00:20:42.539
And that is going to be their whole turn. Very

00:20:42.539 --> 00:20:44.660
soon, they'll all be able to attack. Before that

00:20:44.660 --> 00:20:48.000
happens, Rinbell, once again, looking to redeem

00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.539
yourself, you have fallen and you can't get up.

00:20:50.759 --> 00:20:55.819
Well, you can, right now. What is my distance

00:20:55.819 --> 00:21:01.279
from Blanche at the moment? Blanche is 40 feet

00:21:01.279 --> 00:21:04.599
up from you. Okay. You are 10 feet down on a

00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:06.119
ledge, and then there's a five -foot ledge, and

00:21:06.119 --> 00:21:07.559
then there's a third one. So that's technically

00:21:07.559 --> 00:21:10.589
45. Really, I care about what's next to Blanche.

00:21:10.690 --> 00:21:16.049
So that's fine. Okay. I hope you got something

00:21:16.049 --> 00:21:21.910
crazy. Well, it's not too crazy. So the mounted

00:21:21.910 --> 00:21:28.410
rider next to Blanche. Okay. How does a 19 do?

00:21:29.210 --> 00:21:31.950
19 will hit on the rider for sure. All right.

00:21:33.009 --> 00:21:38.309
It's going to take... 13 points of radiant damage

00:21:38.309 --> 00:21:44.410
from an upcast guiding bolt. You just fire up,

00:21:44.430 --> 00:21:47.569
this bright light slides there, smashes into

00:21:47.569 --> 00:21:50.890
his chest, and you see this glow, almost like

00:21:50.890 --> 00:21:53.250
light is being drawn towards it, color drawn

00:21:53.250 --> 00:21:57.750
towards it. You see an opening. Actually, in

00:21:57.750 --> 00:21:58.930
your case, it's probably a little more raven

00:21:58.930 --> 00:22:01.210
-y, isn't it? The effects of this thing. It's

00:22:01.210 --> 00:22:04.359
probably purple. Ooh, I love it. Yeah, purple

00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:07.960
light drawing in light. Drawing in attacks. You

00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:09.460
have advantage on your next attack against this

00:22:09.460 --> 00:22:13.799
creature with Gigan Bold. Do you want to move?

00:22:13.880 --> 00:22:15.859
You are prone, so have to move to stand up. I'm

00:22:15.859 --> 00:22:17.539
just going to stand up for the moment. I'm not

00:22:17.539 --> 00:22:20.019
going to try and get up in that nonsense just

00:22:20.019 --> 00:22:27.339
yet. Hell yeah. That is the boars. Is John's

00:22:27.339 --> 00:22:30.579
going before Jules, right? at this point? Yes.

00:22:30.779 --> 00:22:36.559
No. Jules before John. Okay. Dude. Yeah. You

00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:40.319
know, David voices John, but Stephen plays John.

00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:42.319
Yeah. John's going to tell you to just get out

00:22:42.319 --> 00:22:46.980
of there. Yeah. Get out of there! Go! I'll take

00:22:46.980 --> 00:22:52.119
him on myself. Only one boar is going to be able

00:22:52.119 --> 00:22:54.980
to attack this turn. Unfortunately, it's attacking

00:22:54.980 --> 00:22:57.859
Blanche, so fun stuff there. Let's see what I

00:22:57.859 --> 00:23:05.380
can do. No. Okay, so that's that. Moving on,

00:23:05.500 --> 00:23:06.940
all the boars start to move in a little closer.

00:23:07.099 --> 00:23:09.180
The ones up top are staying strong. They're just

00:23:09.180 --> 00:23:11.039
kind of holding off as sentinels before the boss.

00:23:11.180 --> 00:23:13.519
Another one moves in just above you, staying

00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:16.299
kind of beside that, the Ripper Hog Rider that's

00:23:16.299 --> 00:23:19.059
moving in. And they're closing in. They're closing

00:23:19.059 --> 00:23:22.279
in fast. You are almost fully surrounded. And

00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:25.359
victory is so far away. Jules, what are you going

00:23:25.359 --> 00:23:29.240
to do about it? Oh, God. So I'm behind the boar,

00:23:29.240 --> 00:23:36.420
right? Well, you swap places with Jaune. So it's

00:23:36.420 --> 00:23:40.160
Ripper Hog, then Jaune, then Jules. Yes, yeah.

00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:44.220
Your back is to the cliff moving up towards the

00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:46.119
boss. You are the furthest there, and there's

00:23:46.119 --> 00:23:48.380
no one to stop you if you want to make that move.

00:23:50.599 --> 00:23:52.319
I'm trying to think if I should go up the cliff

00:23:52.319 --> 00:23:56.980
or back behind the board. I mean, I guess as

00:23:56.980 --> 00:23:58.240
long as you're out of here and moving uphill.

00:23:58.380 --> 00:24:01.930
Yeah, exactly. So, I think Jules is going to

00:24:01.930 --> 00:24:05.329
Misty Step. Oh, okay, yeah. To the corner of

00:24:05.329 --> 00:24:07.589
the trail there. Because that's as far as he

00:24:07.589 --> 00:24:14.390
can see. So, corner of the trail. That -a -way.

00:24:15.869 --> 00:24:18.109
Up towards the front, towards the... Yep. Okay,

00:24:18.170 --> 00:24:21.450
cool. And then from there... Up next to the other

00:24:21.450 --> 00:24:26.970
ripper hog rider that's above you? Or... Where

00:24:26.970 --> 00:24:28.869
does the trail go coming around this way? yeah

00:24:28.869 --> 00:24:30.130
but we're skipping the trail we're trying to

00:24:30.130 --> 00:24:32.369
go straight up yeah if you want to go straight

00:24:32.369 --> 00:24:33.809
up you're going to want to go basically straight

00:24:33.809 --> 00:24:36.390
back uh kind of towards the focus you see where

00:24:36.390 --> 00:24:38.710
you are standing if you were to go sort of northwards

00:24:38.710 --> 00:24:40.930
uh deeper into the mountain you find there's

00:24:40.930 --> 00:24:43.329
a lot easier sort of climbing locations uh a

00:24:43.329 --> 00:24:45.150
sloping sort of trail it's not it's not it's

00:24:45.150 --> 00:24:46.789
not it's not trail it's sloping sort of levels

00:24:46.789 --> 00:24:48.809
but if you start moving off trail crunching up

00:24:48.809 --> 00:24:50.450
that you should be able to reach the sky before

00:24:50.450 --> 00:24:53.470
too long okay i'm gonna go that way instead missed

00:24:53.470 --> 00:25:00.150
a step yeah and you find yourself about 20 feet

00:25:00.150 --> 00:25:02.789
higher from where you were, 20 feet sort of farther

00:25:02.789 --> 00:25:07.470
away, you are much closer to your goal as boars

00:25:07.470 --> 00:25:11.390
sit above you. Only one more 20 -foot climb between

00:25:11.390 --> 00:25:16.589
you and the ledge they stand on. Okay. I still

00:25:16.589 --> 00:25:19.529
have a bit of movement. Can I sneak up a little

00:25:19.529 --> 00:25:22.000
bit? Yeah, right here it's a little easier to

00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.700
climb. You can see a ledger next to you. If you

00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:25.779
want to move up that way. I kind of want to sneak

00:25:25.779 --> 00:25:28.319
up. I don't want to go all the way up. I just

00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:30.619
kind of want to sneak. Okay. Sneak a little bit.

00:25:30.740 --> 00:25:33.960
Like 5, 10 feet? Yeah. You need to roll a stealth

00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:35.420
check and that would be an action. So you would

00:25:35.420 --> 00:25:37.599
not be able to get a natural stealth. If you're

00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:38.940
within 20 feet, though, you're close enough to

00:25:38.940 --> 00:25:44.359
cast spells next turn. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, the

00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:47.299
Misty Step is a bonus action. Yeah. So, yeah,

00:25:47.400 --> 00:25:49.319
I'm gonna stealth up. Oh, if Misty Step is the

00:25:49.319 --> 00:25:50.839
bonus action, then he's got the action left.

00:25:50.900 --> 00:25:52.960
Hell yeah, you're moving 20 feet up. You start

00:25:52.960 --> 00:25:55.259
to climb. Give me a DC 12 athletics for this

00:25:55.259 --> 00:25:59.440
one. Shit. That's only gonna be an eight. It's

00:25:59.440 --> 00:26:00.579
not gonna do it. You can't make it. You start

00:26:00.579 --> 00:26:01.940
sliding. Your hands are sliding off. You cannot

00:26:01.940 --> 00:26:03.519
make headways. You're going up. You see these

00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:05.680
things just above you, snorting, looking down.

00:26:05.880 --> 00:26:09.220
Above them, you know, is this villainous Gordo

00:26:09.220 --> 00:26:12.480
Ramseer. You gotta close that distance, Jules,

00:26:12.619 --> 00:26:17.000
because your allies are surrounded. Do you have

00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:19.740
an action you want to take? No, that was your

00:26:19.740 --> 00:26:21.460
movement to do that. I'll give you a second action.

00:26:21.980 --> 00:26:23.880
It's your action action, but you can do your

00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:26.019
movement action there. Oh, no. No, I'm just going

00:26:26.019 --> 00:26:28.660
to chill right where I'm at. Okay, cool. Just

00:26:28.660 --> 00:26:30.460
slide down. You're looking up. Got to find another

00:26:30.460 --> 00:26:33.380
way. All right. That's going to be Jean Franklin.

00:26:34.380 --> 00:26:37.740
Jean Franklin's going to withdraw and climb.

00:26:39.500 --> 00:26:45.160
Is that going to be a... What's the word of the

00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:48.440
war? Disengage. Action. Disengage. Yeah, yeah.

00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:50.339
I said withdraw. I meant disengage. There it

00:26:50.339 --> 00:26:55.539
is. So we're going to need the bardic this time.

00:26:56.539 --> 00:27:04.420
How close? Not close. That's a five. So it's

00:27:04.420 --> 00:27:10.759
a 15. DC 12 up here. The hard climb was a lower

00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:12.660
one. You're good. You make it up. Are you going

00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:14.660
next to Jules? You can go all the way to Jules.

00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:19.900
Yes. Jean wants to stick with Jules and protect

00:27:19.900 --> 00:27:23.299
Jules. Climbs up. Jules, your hands slick on

00:27:23.299 --> 00:27:26.359
the ice. Jean comes beside you like, Can I have

00:27:26.359 --> 00:27:31.640
you, sir? Come on. Let's fight together. Is that

00:27:31.640 --> 00:27:35.200
his turn? That's... Yeah, I mean, I don't have

00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:38.960
anything to throw or anything, so... Okay. All

00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:43.079
right, then. Top of the round with you, Blanche.

00:27:43.359 --> 00:27:49.279
Okay. Time to do some damage. We've got Holy

00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:56.099
Weapon. We've got Haste. So we're going to sword

00:27:56.099 --> 00:28:00.839
slice at the boar behind us for the first attack.

00:28:01.160 --> 00:28:08.900
Okay. That's a 12 to hit the boar. Armored boar

00:28:08.900 --> 00:28:14.279
does not land. Okay. Second attack on that first

00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:21.720
action. That's a 17. 17 will hit. Okay, thank

00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:26.440
goodness. So now we're rolling 3d8, thanks to

00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:32.079
Rinbell, plus 6. Oh, 3d8, that's... Not good

00:28:32.079 --> 00:28:38.319
rolls, though. So that's 14. 14 is not bad for

00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:41.759
a single slice. Yeah. Cuts in. First one, Bounce

00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:43.809
of Armor. Second one. Tear out, pierces deep

00:28:43.809 --> 00:28:46.390
in. Suck it right into the thigh, the flank of

00:28:46.390 --> 00:28:50.289
the boar. Streaches out. Hell yeah. That's a

00:28:50.289 --> 00:28:52.609
boar sound. I don't know. Yeah. That's a boar

00:28:52.609 --> 00:28:55.269
sound, Mike. Not so fast. Haste will give Blanche

00:28:55.269 --> 00:28:59.930
another attack action. So we'll do a third. That's

00:28:59.930 --> 00:29:03.730
a natural one. Don't push me off the cliff. I

00:29:03.730 --> 00:29:05.369
already got you enough earlier. It's fine. We'll

00:29:05.369 --> 00:29:07.049
let this one go. Please. I'll let this one go.

00:29:08.809 --> 00:29:13.319
Okay. That's... Yeah, I think that's where Blanche

00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:15.220
is going to end her turn. If we can pull that

00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:17.799
much focus, I think that's pretty valuable. Okay.

00:29:17.900 --> 00:29:21.099
Well, the two assassins move up as you stand

00:29:21.099 --> 00:29:25.240
to fight everyone. That is bold, Blanche. Rinbell,

00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:28.799
can you get up the mountain? I will try. I'll

00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:32.000
hold them off. Holy crap. Okay, let me roll a

00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:34.640
bunch of attacks on you. This is going to be

00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:37.819
bad. Yeah, I already marked you, so I'm going

00:29:37.819 --> 00:29:42.000
to try that crossbow on you again. Come on. We're

00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:48.240
at 24 right now. 24, okay. So let me know. That

00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:52.359
is not going to hit. Cool. So boom, shoots out.

00:29:52.420 --> 00:29:55.099
You sort of parry at your blade, seeing as you

00:29:55.099 --> 00:29:58.359
cut it from the air. You do not get blown backwards

00:29:58.359 --> 00:30:01.599
in a horrible manner. Sorry, 23. Still good.

00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:07.730
Okay, that is going to be the two riders. Actually,

00:30:07.769 --> 00:30:08.990
I really can't get into you with this top one.

00:30:09.049 --> 00:30:11.150
The boar can. The rider can't. So I'm going to

00:30:11.150 --> 00:30:13.410
have the rider or the boar attack you. Two boar

00:30:13.410 --> 00:30:16.630
attacks first. So Blanche just has her sword

00:30:16.630 --> 00:30:19.549
held out in front of her, and she's in her blade

00:30:19.549 --> 00:30:23.390
song, so she's moving super smoothly, and she's

00:30:23.390 --> 00:30:25.650
got the haste, so she moves super quickly, and

00:30:25.650 --> 00:30:27.250
just attacks are coming, and she's just like

00:30:27.250 --> 00:30:30.309
bolts flying from the mountaintop. She's deflecting

00:30:30.309 --> 00:30:33.430
them. Boar attacks. I'm hoping she's deflecting

00:30:33.430 --> 00:30:37.619
them. Right, David? Uh... You deflect one of

00:30:37.619 --> 00:30:40.859
them. Okay. All right. You take 12 points of

00:30:40.859 --> 00:30:42.940
damage on the other one. From just the boar?

00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:44.680
Or is that the... From the rip -off hog. Sorry,

00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:47.039
the big thing. The big cool boars. The ones with

00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:50.880
many tusks. That's a low roll. Yeah. I'm going

00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:52.359
to let it go through. I'm going to save that

00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:57.420
reaction. Rider, do something cool. Why did I

00:30:57.420 --> 00:31:00.299
save the reaction? That is going to be one hit

00:31:00.299 --> 00:31:04.670
from the rider. I'll use my reaction to shield

00:31:04.670 --> 00:31:06.690
that one. Oh, okay. I don't know why I didn't

00:31:06.690 --> 00:31:07.829
do it sooner, because then I would have had the

00:31:07.829 --> 00:31:10.170
rest of the turn. Shield, boom, comes up, blocks

00:31:10.170 --> 00:31:11.569
the second one, so the boar comes in and strikes.

00:31:11.789 --> 00:31:13.529
As you feel the pain flood through, you realize

00:31:13.529 --> 00:31:15.549
this is serious. The rider comes down to bash,

00:31:15.750 --> 00:31:18.430
and you put up a shield just in time to not take

00:31:18.430 --> 00:31:21.789
21 points of damage. Wow. This is bad. You've

00:31:21.789 --> 00:31:23.730
got to do a thing. This is crazy. We have to

00:31:23.730 --> 00:31:24.529
get around these guys. I don't even know what

00:31:24.529 --> 00:31:25.710
I'm doing right now. This is the most dangerous

00:31:25.710 --> 00:31:28.250
fight I've ever done in this show. Hell yeah.

00:31:29.769 --> 00:31:32.569
And the first one's going to ride around, sort

00:31:32.569 --> 00:31:34.769
of ducking through this cliff, sort of little

00:31:34.769 --> 00:31:37.910
cave here in the cliff to move up between you

00:31:37.910 --> 00:31:40.670
all and Rin Bell on the ledge from which you

00:31:40.670 --> 00:31:45.309
started. Oh, you're lower than that, Rin? Yes,

00:31:45.309 --> 00:31:47.750
I fell off twice. You fell off twice. I was having

00:31:47.750 --> 00:31:51.069
fun. Okay. It just looks down and says, Come

00:31:51.069 --> 00:31:56.089
on, stand, climb. Let us engage in the hunt together.

00:31:56.289 --> 00:31:59.710
Don't laugh at me. Almost scary. I can do 21

00:31:59.710 --> 00:32:03.670
points of damage, I can. That's all I want to

00:32:03.670 --> 00:32:04.890
do, though, this turn. Everyone else is kind

00:32:04.890 --> 00:32:06.109
of moving into place. The other guy can't really

00:32:06.109 --> 00:32:08.490
go down there. That's going to be... Right now,

00:32:08.529 --> 00:32:10.049
the terrain is working with you. You didn't pick

00:32:10.049 --> 00:32:11.910
the path. These guys kind of have to move in

00:32:11.910 --> 00:32:14.789
awkwardly. The terrain's working against their

00:32:14.789 --> 00:32:17.509
riding forms. Maybe the advantage you need to

00:32:17.509 --> 00:32:22.650
pull this off. Rin, Mel, that's you. All right,

00:32:22.670 --> 00:32:24.809
what is it going to take me to get up on that

00:32:24.809 --> 00:32:28.529
next level? that I felt the smaller fall. Oh,

00:32:28.589 --> 00:32:29.970
that's very low check. That's pretty, pretty

00:32:29.970 --> 00:32:33.130
slope. Let's just say it's going to be a DC eight.

00:32:34.630 --> 00:32:41.430
Okay. Thank heavens. That's a 15. Okay. So from

00:32:41.430 --> 00:32:45.309
there, you're now facing down this Ripper Hog.

00:32:46.190 --> 00:32:49.250
Bonus action. Misty step as far up as I could

00:32:49.250 --> 00:32:51.849
get. You feel it's hot, mist on your face. It

00:32:51.849 --> 00:32:59.109
goes to snap at you and you vanish. How far is

00:32:59.109 --> 00:33:02.589
Rin from Jules at this point? Jules, it looks

00:33:02.589 --> 00:33:06.109
like about 30 feet. Okay, great. That works.

00:33:07.289 --> 00:33:10.650
Sorry, 60 feet. That also works. Bad at feet.

00:33:10.869 --> 00:33:14.910
Okay. So Rin has a little item called Staff of

00:33:14.910 --> 00:33:17.630
Sorcerer's Reach, and it is charged with Healing

00:33:17.630 --> 00:33:26.940
Word. No. Wrong. Wrong spell. David, I rolled

00:33:26.940 --> 00:33:30.400
18 on my con save for haste. Oh, cool. You're

00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:34.539
good. It's got cure wounds. So it cure wounds

00:33:34.539 --> 00:33:38.039
from a distance. Whoa, what? Yeah. That's actually

00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:42.960
amazing. So Jules, that's 20 points of healing.

00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:46.519
Yeah. Oh, were you down? No, I don't need it.

00:33:46.660 --> 00:33:49.859
You don't? Okay. I thought John got it. Oh, John.

00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:55.640
Okay. Yeah, same distance. John. Hell yeah. Flooded

00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:58.480
with strength. Thank you! Yes, Jules! We can

00:33:58.480 --> 00:34:03.180
do this! Uh, hell yeah. Anything else? No, that's

00:34:03.180 --> 00:34:08.440
it for her turn. Okay. Boron Rin, Boron Blanch.

00:34:08.539 --> 00:34:09.820
That's all I'm going to do with boards this turn.

00:34:09.940 --> 00:34:13.659
Let's see what they do. Uh, that's going to be

00:34:13.659 --> 00:34:19.849
a... Only a 14 on Rin? No. Okay. And no, I'm

00:34:19.849 --> 00:34:21.550
Blanche. So these two things kind of go in. So

00:34:21.550 --> 00:34:24.610
you guys, Ren, you parry it. Blanche, you parry

00:34:24.610 --> 00:34:27.889
it. You're just a walking tank. It just can't

00:34:27.889 --> 00:34:30.469
even touch you. And that is going to be all my

00:34:30.469 --> 00:34:31.829
boars. They're all kind of in the position they

00:34:31.829 --> 00:34:35.150
want to be in. Slide away from that team. We're

00:34:35.150 --> 00:34:38.019
going to Jules. They're climbing up around. all

00:34:38.019 --> 00:34:39.920
of this your allies are taking all the focus

00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:41.920
away from you while you're moving you're not

00:34:41.920 --> 00:34:43.300
really necessarily stealth but you're moving

00:34:43.300 --> 00:34:45.199
carefully enough and your allies are drawing

00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:48.340
so much focus that you are not noticed yet climbing

00:34:48.340 --> 00:34:50.159
off the edge of the cliff what do you want to

00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:54.000
do i want to keep moving up a little bit but

00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:56.440
i want to i don't want to get entirely up there

00:34:56.440 --> 00:34:59.920
the smaller ledge right next to you it's about

00:34:59.920 --> 00:35:03.539
15 feet down from the top 10 feet down from the

00:35:03.539 --> 00:35:06.619
top you can just climb it with no save it's okay

00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:11.679
Let's climb that. And then where is Gordon from

00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:19.440
there? Gordo is 35 feet away. 35 feet. Can I

00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:20.980
see him from where I'm at? Something happens

00:35:20.980 --> 00:35:23.699
actually real quick. Sorry. As you get closer,

00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:26.179
you look up at Gordo Ramseer, you notice something

00:35:26.179 --> 00:35:29.679
a little funny. You see a couple of arrows are

00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:31.960
sticking from the snow at the corner of this

00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:35.139
place, which you just stepped into 30 feet above.

00:35:35.849 --> 00:35:39.369
which activates a certain spell. No. Oh, come

00:35:39.369 --> 00:35:46.449
on. Oh, yes. Let me just roll some D6 real fast

00:35:46.449 --> 00:35:56.269
on you. Only 10 points of damage as these arrows

00:35:56.269 --> 00:35:59.309
all launch into the air. I believe they all attack

00:35:59.309 --> 00:36:03.230
at once. Oh, sorry. Only one piece does. So the

00:36:03.230 --> 00:36:06.650
first one was a six. So one arrow slides down.

00:36:06.789 --> 00:36:12.829
You need a dex save to not take damage. We lost

00:36:12.829 --> 00:36:14.429
one of the dice to the floor. The floor has consumed

00:36:14.429 --> 00:36:27.530
another die. That's a 15. 15. Okay. Okay. You

00:36:27.530 --> 00:36:30.420
are... You're good. That's actually the exact

00:36:30.420 --> 00:36:33.179
same thing. You go and this thing flies at you.

00:36:33.239 --> 00:36:35.500
You weave out of the way. Arrow blasts past you,

00:36:35.539 --> 00:36:38.159
falling into the abyss behind. Two more of them

00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:39.940
you see kind of shaking, shivering and watching

00:36:39.940 --> 00:36:45.300
coming at you. But that is that. Well, let's

00:36:45.300 --> 00:36:49.440
go. That's it? That's all I can do for my sort

00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:51.760
of reaction to your movement and to my range.

00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.099
So I can see Gordo from where I'm at? I can see

00:36:54.099 --> 00:36:57.360
Gordo. Perfect. He's big. You can see his head

00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:02.050
kind of beyond the ledge. Okay. I got one fourth

00:37:02.050 --> 00:37:05.889
level slot. What? Fourth level? I'm going to

00:37:05.889 --> 00:37:08.489
use a spell that I've wanted to use that I haven't

00:37:08.489 --> 00:37:11.170
been able to use yet. What? I'm going to use

00:37:11.170 --> 00:37:15.010
Phantasmal Killer. You got to make a wisdom save.

00:37:15.349 --> 00:37:18.800
Oh, man. I'm going to fail. It's 4d10 psychic

00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:21.099
damage. Only you guys had two buttons to give

00:37:21.099 --> 00:37:22.619
me disadvantage on this. What's happening here?

00:37:22.699 --> 00:37:25.840
Oh, my God. We got one for advantage. Is there

00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:27.880
a second button? You guys can give me full disadvantage

00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:29.840
on this save. You need one more button to do

00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:31.639
it. Oh, my gosh. The second button. Oh, my God.

00:37:31.820 --> 00:37:36.599
This is it. All right. So disadvantage on a failed

00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:40.949
save. I thought you were on my side. If you fail,

00:37:40.969 --> 00:37:44.010
you take 4d10 psychic damage and disadvantage

00:37:44.010 --> 00:37:47.269
on ability checks and attack rolls for the duration.

00:37:48.210 --> 00:37:51.449
Which is a minute. The rest of it, yeah. Yeah.

00:37:51.550 --> 00:37:53.710
Step on one minion. The whole room turns against

00:37:53.710 --> 00:37:55.590
you. All right. Let's see what I can do here.

00:37:55.690 --> 00:38:01.650
Come on. Come on. That's a whole whopping 13.

00:38:02.150 --> 00:38:05.889
Fail. Wow. Okay. Okay. Wow. What's going on?

00:38:05.909 --> 00:38:07.409
So what are you doing? What are you doing to

00:38:07.409 --> 00:38:10.840
this guy? He's... It shows the deepest, darkest

00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:16.860
fear, right? Wow. What is this guy afraid of?

00:38:18.559 --> 00:38:25.099
Bacon. I feel like when you're the head chief,

00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:27.400
you know, the only thing you fear is a header

00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:31.500
chief, right? Like, no, I'm not a fat head! I'm

00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:33.719
not a fat head! Stormy! Stormy's yelling at the

00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:38.889
air! No! No! Screaming out. It's raw! You take

00:38:38.889 --> 00:38:43.110
20. Oh, my God. 20 for psychic damage. You're

00:38:43.110 --> 00:38:46.230
spooky raw. You scream. It's shaky. You take

00:38:46.230 --> 00:38:49.050
a stab at ears bursting with blood. Oh, my gosh.

00:38:49.170 --> 00:38:50.710
So then you have disadvantage on ability checks

00:38:50.710 --> 00:38:52.429
and attack rolls for the duration, but also at

00:38:52.429 --> 00:38:55.050
the end of each of his turns, you can make a

00:38:55.050 --> 00:38:57.769
wisdom save again. If you fail again, you take

00:38:57.769 --> 00:39:00.449
the psychic damage again. Am I running away or

00:39:00.449 --> 00:39:02.510
anything like that? Do I have to run away or

00:39:02.510 --> 00:39:05.269
anything? No, it's just the damage and the disadvantage.

00:39:05.429 --> 00:39:09.079
Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. You've no idea

00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:10.679
what you've just done, and I'm so excited about

00:39:10.679 --> 00:39:15.019
it, but we'll get to that. Oh my gosh! No! Screaming

00:39:15.019 --> 00:39:17.059
at the top of this thing, looking down upon you,

00:39:17.159 --> 00:39:19.159
but looking beyond you, looking at something

00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:25.179
scarier than you. And that's Jaune? Jaune is

00:39:25.179 --> 00:39:30.440
just going to keep close to Jules. That's really

00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:33.619
all I want Jaune to do right now. With his decreased

00:39:33.619 --> 00:39:38.340
equipment, I think his best use. is just to be

00:39:38.340 --> 00:39:40.800
a noble sacrifice for Jules. So he's going to

00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:42.800
keep up with Jules. He's going to stay back and

00:39:42.800 --> 00:39:48.460
provide support. Hell yeah. Okay. Support for

00:39:48.460 --> 00:39:53.699
the support. Yeah. Oh, that's so much fun. All

00:39:53.699 --> 00:39:56.340
right. That's going to be the top of the round.

00:39:56.480 --> 00:39:58.579
Jean moves up beside you. Jules is like, what

00:39:58.579 --> 00:40:00.820
did you do to him? He's freaking out. He's screaming.

00:40:01.099 --> 00:40:03.820
He's like, I'm going to have to piss you off,

00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:07.119
Jules. That's terrifying. And that's going to

00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:12.579
Blanche Trudeau. Blanche is going to disengage

00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:16.219
and try to climb. Okay. I got to get out of here.

00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:19.219
You're in a tough spot because this guy, this

00:40:19.219 --> 00:40:20.940
big guy is kind of between you and the way out.

00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:25.739
Sure. So does Blanche have a way out with disengage?

00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:28.980
There is one, but it's a longer way. You can

00:40:28.980 --> 00:40:30.940
kind of move sort of eastward towards across

00:40:30.940 --> 00:40:34.280
the mountains front or westward. moving up to

00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:36.179
a lower ledge around the front of the building

00:40:36.179 --> 00:40:38.000
and kind of climbing around it's basically you're

00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:40.840
not moving towards the battle you're moving around

00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:43.340
the battle that's the only opening you see there's

00:40:43.340 --> 00:40:45.840
two boars uh just sort of to the south of you

00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:47.699
one big guy to the north of you you got to move

00:40:47.699 --> 00:40:52.179
west that's okay so i'll use that disengage action

00:40:52.179 --> 00:40:56.159
and with blade song she's got 40 feet of movement

00:40:56.159 --> 00:41:00.300
so do what what if any acrobatics checks does

00:41:00.300 --> 00:41:03.320
she need to make to disengage and move 40 feet?

00:41:05.019 --> 00:41:08.400
Honestly, none. Okay, great. That's not what

00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:11.360
I was expecting. That's not what I was expecting.

00:41:11.559 --> 00:41:15.519
Let me see if... So where does that put Blanche

00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:19.420
on the map then? Fully kind of in front of the

00:41:19.420 --> 00:41:21.559
first ruin down below. You're moving around.

00:41:22.860 --> 00:41:24.739
You can then try to climb the ruin to get to

00:41:24.739 --> 00:41:26.800
the top quickly. Oh yeah, my intention was to

00:41:26.800 --> 00:41:29.699
try to get as high as I can if that's possible.

00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:31.440
That's probably about as far as you're going

00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:34.360
to go. Okay. Because the other way it's blocked

00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:37.219
by the other Ripper Hog item. Can you point to

00:41:37.219 --> 00:41:40.679
Blanche on the map? So I'm pretty far away from

00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:44.280
the nearest enemy, huh? Somewhat. Do you want

00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:48.400
to be close? Who's on... What enemies, if any,

00:41:48.500 --> 00:41:52.900
are on the same level as Blanche? Just one. The

00:41:52.900 --> 00:41:54.940
Ripper Hog rider with the horn that had come

00:41:54.940 --> 00:41:57.579
down near you before. The one they call the Suchi.

00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:01.380
That's concentration, so I can't... I can't cast

00:42:01.380 --> 00:42:09.579
that. Are we within 30 feet? Hell yeah, you are.

00:42:10.179 --> 00:42:15.739
That's not going to super matter anyways. I'm

00:42:15.739 --> 00:42:17.980
so excited. I'm going to be so gnarly in a second.

00:42:20.380 --> 00:42:24.380
Okay. Let's try this. Blanche is just going to

00:42:24.380 --> 00:42:28.340
disappear. She's going to cast Blank. Whoa. Ooh.

00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:32.260
Whoa. Okay. Yeah. So cast Blink and we'll deal

00:42:32.260 --> 00:42:36.320
with it later on her next turn. Bringing that

00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:38.400
spot where you left. Blanche vanishes off the

00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:39.940
face of the mountain. Facing the front of these

00:42:39.940 --> 00:42:43.500
ruins. So moving around the corner where no one

00:42:43.500 --> 00:42:44.800
can see her. They kind of turn and Blanche is

00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:49.500
gone instantly. Blinking away. I need to roll

00:42:49.500 --> 00:42:55.300
11 or higher though. We're good. Gordo's doing

00:42:55.300 --> 00:42:58.110
something really fun on his turn. My, literally,

00:42:58.289 --> 00:43:02.250
when he got scared was kind of my reaction cost

00:43:02.250 --> 00:43:04.849
for this particular ability I'm going to do.

00:43:04.989 --> 00:43:07.429
So Gordo's over there. He sees you're over there

00:43:07.429 --> 00:43:10.150
casting the spell on him. He's screaming, no,

00:43:10.289 --> 00:43:13.429
no, this shit, this shit! And he draws something.

00:43:14.590 --> 00:43:16.869
Now, Jules and Jean are the only two that see

00:43:16.869 --> 00:43:18.809
this. You see he draws something from his cloak

00:43:18.809 --> 00:43:23.250
and holds it out. And there's a tiny figurine,

00:43:23.289 --> 00:43:24.809
you can't make out what it is, but some small

00:43:24.809 --> 00:43:29.090
figurine, a green stone, gemstone, sort of glinting

00:43:29.090 --> 00:43:32.369
in the sun. And he clutches it tight and it begins

00:43:32.369 --> 00:43:37.150
to glow. No! Help! Save me! Save me from him!

00:43:37.409 --> 00:43:41.750
Oh, so I'm a good chief! And you see that stone

00:43:41.750 --> 00:43:46.349
begins to quickly enlarge and growing, growing

00:43:46.349 --> 00:43:52.690
into a full Tyrannosaurus Rex. What? What the

00:43:52.690 --> 00:44:01.530
fuck? Oh, that's the surprise? Oh, no. Roars

00:44:01.530 --> 00:44:04.610
out. Whole mountain shakes. Boom! Stamps down.

00:44:05.190 --> 00:44:07.809
There's a Tyrannosaurus Rex on the field. This

00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:12.190
guy just throws it out. I get to make a command.

00:44:12.329 --> 00:44:14.110
No, let's have fun. Let's have fun. I'm going

00:44:14.110 --> 00:44:15.630
to have fun because we're getting... No, no.

00:44:15.650 --> 00:44:17.849
You might like this one because the story she

00:44:17.849 --> 00:44:21.250
set up is very funny and it's also getting pretty

00:44:21.250 --> 00:44:24.940
late. Let's do something fun. He gets to make

00:44:24.940 --> 00:44:26.639
one command of this creature that appears. It

00:44:26.639 --> 00:44:29.320
doesn't do anything. He looks and says, Kill

00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:34.599
the chief! Kill the head chief! Wait, wait, wait.

00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:39.679
What? He said kill the chief? Yeah. He's the

00:44:39.679 --> 00:44:42.619
head chief. Phantasmal killer. But this isn't

00:44:42.619 --> 00:44:44.760
gets you the killer. Oh. It'll all die for something.

00:44:45.579 --> 00:44:48.400
Doesn't matter. Tyrannosaurus Rex looks down

00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:55.570
at him. Kind of. And that's going to be its turn.

00:44:56.309 --> 00:44:58.730
As Gordo is kind of staring, pointing towards

00:44:58.730 --> 00:45:01.449
something the T -Rex can't see, it has to follow

00:45:01.449 --> 00:45:04.369
its commands, as the nature of the figurine of

00:45:04.369 --> 00:45:07.630
power it has come from. And so it's going to

00:45:07.630 --> 00:45:12.730
take a big jump out of Gordo Ramseir. He's the

00:45:12.730 --> 00:45:14.469
chief. I don't know. Got to follow the rules.

00:45:14.530 --> 00:45:18.389
Got to follow what I'm saying. He actually misses,

00:45:18.469 --> 00:45:23.039
though. Very sad for T -Rex. Okay, I realize

00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:24.619
what's going on. What were you doing? Are you

00:45:24.619 --> 00:45:30.099
stupid? That's gonna be that turn Rainbow, I'm

00:45:30.099 --> 00:45:33.460
sorry. I'm taking a bunch of tax I'm just gonna

00:45:33.460 --> 00:45:35.460
roll. I'm just a roll. I heard the hogs guys

00:45:35.460 --> 00:45:49.699
Oh my gosh That gosh, what the hell would do

00:45:49.699 --> 00:45:54.860
attack from the lights act guys sorry uh you

00:45:54.860 --> 00:45:56.019
know what actually one of those guys probably

00:45:56.019 --> 00:45:57.159
can't reach you because boards are in the way

00:45:57.159 --> 00:45:58.760
so one of them will attack i wonder how to attack

00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:02.679
so mix two of those uh but the first four attacks

00:46:02.679 --> 00:46:08.079
there were two hits two misses uh one is a bash

00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:09.980
attack from arriving right where the horn goes

00:46:09.980 --> 00:46:13.440
with a sphere strikes out 17 points of damage

00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:20.320
now pretty gnarly uh Now it's going to be the

00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:24.539
hog coming in to gore you. Doesn't move far enough

00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:26.159
to get the extra damage, unfortunately, so it's

00:46:26.159 --> 00:46:29.639
only going to be another 14 points of damage.

00:46:31.320 --> 00:46:34.360
Ouch. But the other two attacks come at you.

00:46:34.659 --> 00:46:37.840
You sort of block them, and no one's really moving

00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:39.719
here. The other guy is going to move down enough

00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:43.800
to get close to you. But that's about it. You

00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:45.460
are now on the corner of this cliff. You have

00:46:45.460 --> 00:46:47.719
two armored boars around you, one Ripper Hardwiker

00:46:47.719 --> 00:46:52.199
blocking you in. Another one sort of moving up

00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.619
beside you. Rinbell, you've taken all of the

00:46:55.619 --> 00:46:59.000
heat. You are entirely surrounded. It's your

00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:02.780
turn. Good luck. Good luck. Hey, at least you

00:47:02.780 --> 00:47:04.920
took T -Rex. So is there a chance going northwest,

00:47:05.219 --> 00:47:10.019
Rinbell can move up to that little blank space

00:47:10.019 --> 00:47:12.360
in the corner of the hut if she Misty Steps?

00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.840
It looks like a blank space. Oh. Right, like

00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:23.250
we're 30 feet northwest. How far can I get? Did

00:47:23.250 --> 00:47:27.429
his blue hold up? It did. Yes, 30 feet, you can

00:47:27.429 --> 00:47:29.610
reach the corner of that hut. Yeah, totally bonus

00:47:29.610 --> 00:47:31.429
action. Just above where Blanche disappeared.

00:47:34.710 --> 00:47:39.030
David. Misty Step's coming in clutch tonight.

00:47:39.929 --> 00:47:41.949
I mean, hey, when you have terrain like this,

00:47:41.969 --> 00:47:44.449
you appear just where Blanche had vanished. Wren's

00:47:44.449 --> 00:47:46.210
going to use the rest of her movement to try

00:47:46.210 --> 00:47:49.289
and get around the hut so she has line of sight

00:47:49.289 --> 00:47:52.980
on Gordo. Do you want to use your movement to

00:47:52.980 --> 00:47:58.400
climb up the wall? What's the DC on that? It's

00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:01.920
pretty short. Large sort of openings in the brickwork.

00:48:02.019 --> 00:48:04.079
Let's just say it's going to be a DC 10. Yeah,

00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:10.199
we'll try that. Athletics, right? Yep. That's

00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:15.559
an 11. Wow. That's crazy. Okay, all right. Movement

00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:17.639
up there. Just barely climbing. You got to do

00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:20.099
a full like pull up. It's like, oh my gosh, no.

00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:23.260
Heavy dwarven armor. You're like me doing the

00:48:23.260 --> 00:48:25.219
pull -up. It's terrifying. Except you actually

00:48:25.219 --> 00:48:28.420
do it, so you're not like me. Hallelujah. Okay.

00:48:29.139 --> 00:48:37.039
So then, for Mr. Gordo, does a 17 hit? 17 does

00:48:37.039 --> 00:48:42.320
indeed hit. Mr. Gordo. He's big dead. He's not

00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:45.699
super heavily armored. All right, let's see.

00:48:45.699 --> 00:48:47.599
He's wearing more like patchwork armor, hides,

00:48:47.739 --> 00:48:50.239
big wolf cloak over his shoulder, just hunter's

00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:53.840
garb. He's geared to move, not to sort of take

00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:56.860
attacks. Well, this is not anything particularly

00:48:56.860 --> 00:48:59.659
special, but it is another guiding bolt. Okay.

00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:02.760
And he's going to take 20 points of radiant damage,

00:49:02.780 --> 00:49:05.079
and whoever hits him next is going to have advantage

00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:08.300
because he's now glitterly in purple. Oh, great.

00:49:08.420 --> 00:49:14.880
Okay. Great. Nice. Okay. Oh, hell yeah. That's

00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:16.380
the boars. They all just kind of look around

00:49:16.380 --> 00:49:17.820
like, what the hell just happened? You just vanished.

00:49:19.739 --> 00:49:21.480
Just sniffing the ground where you came from.

00:49:21.539 --> 00:49:23.219
They do not move to strike because there's no

00:49:23.219 --> 00:49:24.900
one around to strike. You're on a rooftop and

00:49:24.900 --> 00:49:27.980
Blanche is just gone. So that's their whole move.

00:49:29.260 --> 00:49:31.199
Yeah, no one. They can't see anybody. That's

00:49:31.199 --> 00:49:36.719
going to be Jules. Cool. Jules will continue

00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:42.639
to stay where he's at. And he will... You know,

00:49:42.659 --> 00:49:43.920
let's have some more fun. Let's go touch the

00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:46.300
city's laughter again. Oh, my gosh. On Gordo.

00:49:46.780 --> 00:49:50.239
On Gordo? Yeah. Oh, okay. It's fine. You can't

00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:52.179
possibly. If he's getting attacked by his own

00:49:52.179 --> 00:49:54.400
dinosaur, give his dinosaur advantage. Actually,

00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:57.559
no. Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I

00:49:57.559 --> 00:49:59.159
don't know about that. That's concentration,

00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:01.239
and concentration is holding up Phantasmal Killer.

00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:05.280
Oh, fair. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really want to

00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:09.460
do that. However, let's still have some fun.

00:50:10.699 --> 00:50:14.840
Okay. Okay. Let's cast third level blindness

00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:21.579
deafness. Holy shit. It's con, so. It's a constitution.

00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:25.880
Yeah, it's a con save. Okay. All right. Come

00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:28.199
on. I can do this. Pretty good con. Pretty good

00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:32.739
con. Only a 10. Oh, fuck. Only a 10. That was

00:50:32.739 --> 00:50:35.599
bad. Okay. Wow. I'll cast those at multiple targets.

00:50:40.509 --> 00:50:43.210
Third level or higher, actually. Yeah, it is

00:50:43.210 --> 00:50:45.829
third level or higher. Cool. So it is actually

00:50:45.829 --> 00:50:48.510
multiple targets. But you probably don't want

00:50:48.510 --> 00:50:50.230
to blind the dinosaur. Yeah, no, don't blind

00:50:50.230 --> 00:50:54.250
the dinosaur. You can cast it lower. So, yeah,

00:50:54.309 --> 00:50:57.010
he's going blind. Hell yeah. Okay. You want to

00:50:57.010 --> 00:50:58.269
blind those two boars in the ridge near you?

00:50:59.329 --> 00:51:01.210
Oh, if they're within 30 feet. Yeah. Yeah, why

00:51:01.210 --> 00:51:08.889
not? Yeah. It's a DC 14. 14. Both blind. Nice.

00:51:09.289 --> 00:51:16.269
Hell yeah, yeah. Cool. Jules can't see you in

00:51:16.269 --> 00:51:19.829
the ball? Or can he? Yes, you can. Would you

00:51:19.829 --> 00:51:22.989
say he's within 30 feet? No. Damn. Never mind.

00:51:22.989 --> 00:51:25.829
60 feet or so away. Okay, now. No, that's all.

00:51:25.929 --> 00:51:27.889
That's Jules' turn. Okay. You just blind everyone.

00:51:28.210 --> 00:51:30.150
You cast a snort. So it covers the feet of the

00:51:30.150 --> 00:51:34.110
two boys. Starts snorting. And the Gordo just

00:51:34.110 --> 00:51:36.610
goes, No! No! We're right there! The tree! The

00:51:36.610 --> 00:51:39.219
tree! What the? Ah! What's happening? He can't

00:51:39.219 --> 00:51:40.880
stand it. He's screaming out to the heavens.

00:51:41.800 --> 00:51:49.460
That's Jaune. Jaune. Oh, gosh. It would be silly

00:51:49.460 --> 00:51:52.880
for Jaune to do anything because he's got his...

00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:55.260
He's sitting back like... He's got rebuke evil,

00:51:55.380 --> 00:51:59.860
but he's going to pull attention. Is he next

00:51:59.860 --> 00:52:02.840
to... He's next to Jules. Go up next to Jules,

00:52:02.940 --> 00:52:06.300
and I guess he's going to just do the dodge action.

00:52:07.150 --> 00:52:09.130
In case somebody comes up on him. He's going

00:52:09.130 --> 00:52:11.610
to cover Jules. I need to stay close to Jules

00:52:11.610 --> 00:52:15.070
to be able to do that noble sacrifice. He's just

00:52:15.070 --> 00:52:16.710
standing there and he's kind of just like, damn,

00:52:16.789 --> 00:52:20.389
Jules, damn. Watching his chaos unfold at the

00:52:20.389 --> 00:52:24.869
top. No, if we're, is he within, is Jon within

00:52:24.869 --> 00:52:28.329
30 feet of any of the Ripper Hogs? No. Okay.

00:52:28.510 --> 00:52:31.550
They're all 60 feet high, by the way. Jules and

00:52:31.550 --> 00:52:33.050
Jean are on their own adventure up the side of

00:52:33.050 --> 00:52:34.369
the cliff. You guys are all front facing on the

00:52:34.369 --> 00:52:36.110
cliff. You just sort of escape from them, but

00:52:36.110 --> 00:52:37.070
that's where you kind of, they're all gathered

00:52:37.070 --> 00:52:40.210
around you. What about the boar behind Gordo?

00:52:40.409 --> 00:52:46.889
Is that 30 feet? 40. No, never mind. Okay, he'll

00:52:46.889 --> 00:52:50.989
hang out and be a safety valve for Jean, or Jules.

00:52:51.329 --> 00:52:55.500
Okay, you have an opening on this guy now. blinded

00:52:55.500 --> 00:52:58.599
him he's glowing purple it's a t -rex attacking

00:52:58.599 --> 00:53:01.480
him he's terrified in one round you've turned

00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:03.619
this fight around can you keep that up blanche

00:53:03.619 --> 00:53:09.719
yeah i hope so so as her first action here she'll

00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:13.719
dismiss the blink so she can teleport uh up to

00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.539
10 feet away does that get her any higher up

00:53:15.539 --> 00:53:17.460
the mountain gets her on the top of that first

00:53:17.460 --> 00:53:19.139
ledge you blink next to so you're just behind

00:53:19.139 --> 00:53:22.059
rinbell basically okay perfect and then how close

00:53:22.059 --> 00:53:28.250
does 40 feet of movement get her to Gordo. If

00:53:28.250 --> 00:53:31.610
you pass a DC 10 athletics check, you would be...

00:53:31.610 --> 00:53:35.389
Sorry, DC 8 athletics check, you would be very

00:53:35.389 --> 00:53:37.389
close. Okay, DC 8 athletics check. You are at

00:53:37.389 --> 00:53:39.329
the edge of the roof. There's one sort of crevice

00:53:39.329 --> 00:53:42.469
between you and him. It's the natural one. What

00:53:42.469 --> 00:53:48.150
about double movement? Just use my last action.

00:53:48.269 --> 00:53:50.329
Yeah, go ahead and try it again. Okay, again.

00:53:50.449 --> 00:53:54.650
All right, sorry. All right, I got a button.

00:53:55.159 --> 00:54:00.159
But I passed. I got a 19. Okay, good. Can I save

00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:02.500
my button? You can save your button. Thank you

00:54:02.500 --> 00:54:06.320
so much. Next roll. It's a lot of buttons for

00:54:06.320 --> 00:54:08.179
me today, but that's okay. I got one. I'm saving

00:54:08.179 --> 00:54:09.679
for something. Wait, I should use that for something

00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:11.420
else. I should use it for a save. Darn it. No.

00:54:11.699 --> 00:54:17.139
So now Blanche is right up on Gordo. What are

00:54:17.139 --> 00:54:21.739
you asking? Passing that check. Or is Blanche

00:54:21.739 --> 00:54:23.980
now? 30 feet away. You climb up the second roof.

00:54:24.059 --> 00:54:26.460
You pass the rim belt. You move up to the end

00:54:26.460 --> 00:54:28.400
of the crevice. There is now an opening of about

00:54:28.400 --> 00:54:31.239
20 feet between you and where Gordo stands. So

00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:35.099
on Blanche's next turn, there's really not much

00:54:35.099 --> 00:54:36.539
that she can do to get there other than climb

00:54:36.539 --> 00:54:38.860
down, walk over, climb back up. Do you want to

00:54:38.860 --> 00:54:43.119
try to jump over like a hero? What would it take

00:54:43.119 --> 00:54:45.800
to jump over? You're under haste. So I'm going

00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:46.960
to actually say that it's going to be a little

00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.960
less of a check. I'll say it's a DC. That's great.

00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:54.079
Good thing I have a button for next turn. Okay.

00:54:54.679 --> 00:54:57.940
Okay. And on that note, that is going to be Gordo.

00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:00.260
How long is he going to do? Because he's kind

00:55:00.260 --> 00:55:06.099
of freaking out right now. He's blind. He doesn't

00:55:06.099 --> 00:55:09.019
know where Blanche is. Pass turn. I don't know.

00:55:09.500 --> 00:55:12.239
Blanche, you do throw a dex save on me. Dex save

00:55:12.239 --> 00:55:14.179
on who? Just you. Because there's an arrow that's

00:55:14.179 --> 00:55:15.440
going to fly up from that one cordon of arrows.

00:55:15.500 --> 00:55:24.210
Oh, okay. 16. You pass. So, whizzes by you. You're

00:55:24.210 --> 00:55:26.869
all right. I want to say real fast, my stag rune

00:55:26.869 --> 00:55:29.230
dice are rolling pretty killer tonight. Yeah.

00:55:31.650 --> 00:55:34.809
Hell yeah. Okay. That's going to be Gordo's turn.

00:55:35.510 --> 00:55:39.030
Gordo is blinded, giving advantage. He is also

00:55:39.030 --> 00:55:43.550
covered in a purple haze, giving advantage. And

00:55:43.550 --> 00:55:47.210
the next person up to follow that strike is the

00:55:47.210 --> 00:55:52.210
Tyrannosaurus Rex. So, I guess this is happening.

00:55:52.409 --> 00:55:55.530
I'm going to roll advantage and plus two on that.

00:55:56.469 --> 00:55:58.909
Wildly enough, it was kind of necessary to roll

00:55:58.909 --> 00:56:02.170
that advantage to get this attack off. This guy's

00:56:02.170 --> 00:56:08.349
going to actually hit this time. That's a lot

00:56:08.349 --> 00:56:11.050
of dice. As Gordo is sort of screaming before

00:56:11.050 --> 00:56:16.840
you, he takes 34 points. Wow. Nasty blow. Thing

00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:19.940
just reaches down, rips him to him. He's sort

00:56:19.940 --> 00:56:22.860
of screaming out. He's looking pretty bad at

00:56:22.860 --> 00:56:24.780
this point. Then he gets a phantasmal killer

00:56:24.780 --> 00:56:31.039
save, right? Yes, sir. Natural one. Oh my god,

00:56:31.059 --> 00:56:33.000
so he takes the damage again. No! Not the horses!

00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:38.119
Not the horses! No, no! Damage again, yeah. Yeah,

00:56:40.300 --> 00:56:43.300
you just gotta hold on to that. Jean will protect

00:56:43.300 --> 00:56:57.800
you as long as it. 18. Looking real bad. Okay,

00:56:57.860 --> 00:57:00.360
I was going to ask. But you're not? Yeah. All

00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:06.139
right. Okay. Let's keep this thing moving along.

00:57:08.179 --> 00:57:09.559
So wait, that was the end of Gordo's? The hog

00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:11.000
riders just start moving around. I'll move in

00:57:11.000 --> 00:57:13.239
a second. You guys move up a cliff. They can't

00:57:13.239 --> 00:57:15.400
really follow you on mount. They're going to

00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:17.260
start kind of moving down and around the terrain.

00:57:17.599 --> 00:57:19.800
When you go, I'll place them. But they're kind

00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:21.679
of all, go, the tree, the tree, let's go, let's

00:57:21.679 --> 00:57:24.340
go. Oh, start sliding down and rounding you.

00:57:24.380 --> 00:57:25.400
They're going to try to get back to you again.

00:57:25.800 --> 00:57:28.559
Can you finish this before they all gang up on

00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:31.059
you is the question. David, Gordo's got to make

00:57:31.059 --> 00:57:34.019
one more save. What? To take off blindness. Con

00:57:34.019 --> 00:57:43.559
save. Uh -oh. Natural two. Wow. No. He hears

00:57:43.559 --> 00:57:46.320
the horses. He does not see the horses. And that's

00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:50.139
going to be Rimbell. So Run's going to use her

00:57:50.139 --> 00:57:55.440
movement to come up next to Blanche. Okay. She's

00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:59.280
up top. Yeah, yeah. You stand on the rooftop's

00:57:59.280 --> 00:58:00.900
edge by Blanche's side looking at this pathetic

00:58:00.900 --> 00:58:03.139
Gordo screaming out the chief being attacked

00:58:03.139 --> 00:58:05.480
by his own Tyrannosaurus, blinded, terrified.

00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:08.960
And I need Gordo to make a constitution saving

00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:14.380
throw. Okay. Hell yeah, let's do it. Okay, come

00:58:14.380 --> 00:58:22.679
on, Gordo. You got the good con. Good con. 16.

00:58:23.619 --> 00:58:27.219
That will not do it. What? And that is 40 points

00:58:27.219 --> 00:58:32.599
of necrotic damage. Holy shit. From Blight. I

00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:35.219
cast Blight. Oh my god. Yes, that was a crappy

00:58:35.219 --> 00:58:41.889
roll. Holy shit. Legitimately. You can look at

00:58:41.889 --> 00:58:44.730
my screen if you want right now. I had 41 HP.

00:58:45.010 --> 00:58:51.809
Oh, my God. Hang it on. Okay. Okay, don't hate

00:58:51.809 --> 00:58:56.809
me. So she sees that he is badly hurt, and with

00:58:56.809 --> 00:59:00.469
a bonus action, she dismisses Holy Weapon, which

00:59:00.469 --> 00:59:05.670
does 4d8 of radiant damage on dismissal. Wait.

00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:09.980
On dismissal? On dismissal. That's nasty. As

00:59:09.980 --> 00:59:12.719
a bonus action. That's 23 points of radiant damage

00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:15.400
to anything. Within 30 feet? Within 30 feet.

00:59:15.559 --> 00:59:20.159
That's crazy! What? Yeah. Okay, all right. Let's

00:59:20.159 --> 00:59:21.780
narrate this. Let's narrate this. This guy's

00:59:21.780 --> 00:59:22.980
screaming. You guys know you gotta beat this

00:59:22.980 --> 00:59:26.820
guy. Everyone else is moving in on you. You have

00:59:26.820 --> 00:59:29.360
him on the ropes. He's screaming, Blanche, you

00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:31.039
are close enough now. You go within 30 feet with

00:59:31.039 --> 00:59:33.059
that holy weapon. Just within 30 feet with that

00:59:33.059 --> 00:59:35.320
holy weapon. He's like raised, ready to strike.

00:59:35.949 --> 00:59:38.570
Yeah, and you just feel like this ray, the light,

00:59:38.690 --> 00:59:41.730
whoo, shines off of it, gleaming in the sun as

00:59:41.730 --> 00:59:43.809
it falls down upon this mountaintop. Rinbell,

00:59:43.989 --> 00:59:45.230
you hit him with this, what do you hit him with

00:59:45.230 --> 00:59:48.150
before? It does the 40 points. That was blight,

00:59:48.150 --> 00:59:50.409
so that looks like black smoke and feathers.

00:59:51.590 --> 00:59:54.010
Feathers, smoke, his body withering, withering,

00:59:54.010 --> 00:59:57.429
sort of like crumbling. No, chief, no, chief,

00:59:57.670 --> 01:00:00.829
no. And then holy weapon looks like a purple

01:00:00.829 --> 01:00:03.500
explosion, but it only targets... who she wants.

01:00:03.639 --> 01:00:06.619
So it only targets Gordo. Blancher sword explodes.

01:00:07.019 --> 01:00:09.820
And you're just watching Gordo radiate holy light.

01:00:10.980 --> 01:00:16.199
This aura wades out. It's almost like this beam

01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:19.300
that shoots out right towards Gordo Ramseer and

01:00:19.300 --> 01:00:23.840
he is fully annihilated. Immediately you feel

01:00:23.840 --> 01:00:26.280
something lighten on you. This enchantment on

01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:28.539
you begins to fade away. You're not disappearing.

01:00:29.099 --> 01:00:31.480
Quite yet, it seems, but you look down, you see

01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:33.920
your fingertips almost fading. You have time.

01:00:34.440 --> 01:00:39.699
That is also scary on its own. Blanche and Windbell,

01:00:39.780 --> 01:00:41.739
where you stand, still enemies closing in around

01:00:41.739 --> 01:00:44.019
you. This guy's gone. But you look down, you

01:00:44.019 --> 01:00:47.679
do see there is a doorway into the ruins just

01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:49.900
ahead of you. A place you may be able to find

01:00:49.900 --> 01:00:52.460
some safety until the spell fully dissolves.

01:00:53.099 --> 01:00:55.280
There is a full dinosaur looking at you now.

01:00:55.460 --> 01:00:58.800
Its prey is gone. Full T -Rex. Staring you down.

01:00:58.860 --> 01:01:01.059
Enemies coming at you. What do you want to do?

01:01:03.219 --> 01:01:08.119
So the dinosaur is sort of preoccupied with Gordo.

01:01:09.619 --> 01:01:12.719
Not anymore, it's not. He doesn't want a snack.

01:01:13.079 --> 01:01:15.840
All right, I guess. It's going berserk. Its commander

01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:21.639
is dead. Full berserk figurine now. Blanche is

01:01:21.639 --> 01:01:25.500
going to wait so that she can cover Jules and

01:01:25.500 --> 01:01:28.619
Jaune's retreat. She'll wave them over. This

01:01:28.619 --> 01:01:33.619
way, boys. There's a safe place to hide. Okay.

01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:36.139
Hell yeah. I actually missed the boars' turn

01:01:36.139 --> 01:01:38.320
that were after Rinbell. Two boars that are in

01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:40.559
your way are blind. They fully run off the cliff.

01:01:41.380 --> 01:01:43.860
They just jump off the cliff. I'm going to step

01:01:43.860 --> 01:01:46.760
on them. Step on them just to prove a point.

01:01:48.679 --> 01:01:51.940
Boars fall off the cliff. The way is clear. Literally,

01:01:51.940 --> 01:01:54.159
perfectly. The way between you is clear. Gordo's

01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:56.059
gone. T -Rex is up high. Other guys are moving

01:01:56.059 --> 01:01:57.480
around the mountain. The boars are gone. If you

01:01:57.480 --> 01:01:59.380
want to move into that terrain, we can end the

01:01:59.380 --> 01:02:01.059
combat now and you guys can just get there because

01:02:01.059 --> 01:02:02.820
there's no one to really stand in your way. Is

01:02:02.820 --> 01:02:06.400
that your objective? I think so. Get away from

01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:07.860
the fight. Get away from the heat. Close away

01:02:07.860 --> 01:02:12.800
behind you. Hell yeah. Let's do that because

01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:16.000
it is already way past time. So we should wrap

01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:21.159
this up. You jump down. You hear the T -Rex sort

01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:22.739
of Roaring out. Hang on, I got to snap it for

01:02:22.739 --> 01:02:27.179
this. Didn't go all the way through. It's a very

01:02:27.179 --> 01:02:31.099
weak roar, that T -Rex. Come on, T -Rex. Try

01:02:31.099 --> 01:02:32.659
it again. I can't hear you. No, that's cool.

01:02:32.980 --> 01:02:38.440
He's hungry. He's a little busy. You begin moving.

01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:41.579
towards the doorway, you drop down from the roof,

01:02:41.619 --> 01:02:44.519
Blanche and Rinbell, you slide, you open the

01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:46.739
door, your allies go climbing up the last leg

01:02:46.739 --> 01:02:48.099
of the cliff, moving past the place where the

01:02:48.099 --> 01:02:50.639
boards have just fallen off, and you rush down

01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:53.760
into the ruins, you slam the door behind you.

01:02:55.079 --> 01:03:00.820
Let me refresh this real fast. It's gonna sound

01:03:00.820 --> 01:03:04.360
really cool once I refresh it. I can't believe

01:03:04.360 --> 01:03:09.079
we all made it. Even Jean. I lost an arm, sir,

01:03:09.139 --> 01:03:14.679
but I just said you can get it back on. You step

01:03:14.679 --> 01:03:17.800
into the ruins. The air is surprisingly warm

01:03:17.800 --> 01:03:19.739
and moist in here. You slam the door behind you.

01:03:19.760 --> 01:03:22.059
There's a bar on the inside. You close. You hear

01:03:22.059 --> 01:03:24.739
the sounds of riders moving up. And you hear

01:03:24.739 --> 01:03:27.320
a little scream. It's a T -Rex. It's roaring.

01:03:27.599 --> 01:03:29.659
You're stomping. It jumps down somewhere. The

01:03:29.659 --> 01:03:31.099
whole place is shaking. And you're just like,

01:03:31.139 --> 01:03:33.460
that's fine. Just don't worry about that. That'll

01:03:33.460 --> 01:03:37.250
handle itself. The air is surprisingly warm and

01:03:37.250 --> 01:03:39.610
moist in this chamber, this opening first chamber

01:03:39.610 --> 01:03:47.150
you're in. You see the room, what? Moist. The

01:03:47.150 --> 01:03:51.130
room smells of fresh blood. You see weapons and

01:03:51.130 --> 01:03:53.610
trap supplies line the walls, a giant pot sitting

01:03:53.610 --> 01:03:56.369
over a fire, steam and smoke fermenting out a

01:03:56.369 --> 01:03:58.949
large crack in the corner. You see like a broth

01:03:58.949 --> 01:04:02.150
boiling. Not unpleasant smell coming off of that,

01:04:02.210 --> 01:04:05.880
just wafting through the room. You want to take

01:04:05.880 --> 01:04:09.480
a look around? Yeah, we'd like to investigate.

01:04:09.980 --> 01:04:11.559
See if there's anything that's going to kill

01:04:11.559 --> 01:04:13.659
us while we're here. Slowly a little more. You

01:04:13.659 --> 01:04:16.360
can feel that magic. You can hold. You look around.

01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:21.739
You find some backup bolts. The same sort of

01:04:21.739 --> 01:04:24.920
bolts you saw being fired by Gordo Ramseeker.

01:04:25.099 --> 01:04:27.480
I call them push bolts. Can be used in a crossbow

01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:29.800
to add 15 feet of knockback to an attack. There's

01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:32.579
five of them. You don't have crossbows, but a

01:04:32.579 --> 01:04:35.920
certain other sidekick of yours does. You also

01:04:35.920 --> 01:04:38.519
find, sitting on one of the tables, a potion

01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:42.079
of mana. This is an Andrew original. Hooli Forge

01:04:42.079 --> 01:04:43.960
original restores a number of spell slots with

01:04:43.960 --> 01:04:45.599
a combined spell level equal to or less than

01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:49.920
1d4 minus 1. It's a little extra spell slot return.

01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:53.239
And a pair of pretty interesting looking boots.

01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:57.099
These sort of black ornate hunting boots. You

01:04:57.099 --> 01:04:58.340
kind of mess around with them. You see they actually

01:04:58.340 --> 01:05:01.139
can change the souls. Boots of false tracks.

01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:03.820
Magical boots that be activated to... Mimic the

01:05:03.820 --> 01:05:07.559
tracks of other creatures. Pretty neat little

01:05:07.559 --> 01:05:11.880
thing. Redbell, as they're kind of gathering

01:05:11.880 --> 01:05:13.860
these sort of cool little items moving through

01:05:13.860 --> 01:05:16.619
this actual spot, I think for you, this isn't

01:05:16.619 --> 01:05:20.079
what you're here for. This room holds no interesting

01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:22.519
secrets, holds no artifacts, but you see stairs

01:05:22.519 --> 01:05:26.159
coiling down in the back. You see above the stairway,

01:05:26.159 --> 01:05:27.920
above the little doorway, you see the same coiled

01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:31.639
serpent symbol that the snake eater... creatures

01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:35.260
the boars had emblazoned on them. So you go down

01:05:35.260 --> 01:05:37.460
these stairs leading down into a wide chamber

01:05:37.460 --> 01:05:40.579
that looks like some kind of grand chapel. The

01:05:40.579 --> 01:05:42.519
molded remains of a thick red rug covered over

01:05:42.519 --> 01:05:45.500
the smooth stone floors. The walls are formed

01:05:45.500 --> 01:05:47.760
of natural mountain granite which have been carved

01:05:47.760 --> 01:05:50.420
to a series of worn images that circle the room

01:05:50.420 --> 01:05:54.139
underlined by lines of ancient scripture. Rows

01:05:54.139 --> 01:05:55.659
of granite benches surround the center of the

01:05:55.659 --> 01:05:57.820
chamber and the incredible artifact that rests

01:05:57.820 --> 01:06:01.739
there. And we see it, a massive black bone hanging

01:06:01.739 --> 01:06:04.079
from thick chains and stretching up 20 feet towards

01:06:04.079 --> 01:06:07.199
a small vent in the ceiling. It forms a long

01:06:07.199 --> 01:06:09.760
comb with a pointed end hanging just off the

01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:13.199
floor. The entire thing is hollowed out and circled

01:06:13.199 --> 01:06:15.960
by diamond dust engraved iron bands. Spots of

01:06:15.960 --> 01:06:18.760
rusty brown decorate the exterior of the bone,

01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:21.940
carrying the faint metallic odor of very, very,

01:06:22.000 --> 01:06:28.869
very old blood. It's a horn. the horn of Erechard,

01:06:28.989 --> 01:06:32.409
as mentioned by the late Gordo Ramsir. And the

01:06:32.409 --> 01:06:34.210
bone from which it is forged is extremely familiar

01:06:34.210 --> 01:06:38.070
to this whole group. The bone of a dracon, one

01:06:38.070 --> 01:06:40.769
of the ancient gods. A bone that you know carries

01:06:40.769 --> 01:06:45.610
incredible magical power within it. You have

01:06:45.610 --> 01:06:46.929
a small bit of time as they're investigating

01:06:46.929 --> 01:06:49.190
up there in Bell, and you can read some of the

01:06:49.190 --> 01:06:51.130
ancient or calm language. Enough to put together

01:06:51.130 --> 01:06:53.550
the gist of the story written along the walls,

01:06:53.769 --> 01:06:58.730
told in picture and scripture. And this is going

01:06:58.730 --> 01:07:00.409
to sound like complete baloney to any new folks,

01:07:00.530 --> 01:07:03.130
but if you check out our show, I promise it's

01:07:03.130 --> 01:07:07.190
pretty cool. This was the abbey of the Cath Dracon,

01:07:07.510 --> 01:07:10.809
roughly translated as the Serpent Hunters, a

01:07:10.809 --> 01:07:13.110
group founded by a Mazir Dracon, a mortal that

01:07:13.110 --> 01:07:15.630
was granted incredible power by the old gods.

01:07:16.090 --> 01:07:18.949
This mortal was a mountain dwarf named Erikar,

01:07:19.110 --> 01:07:20.949
and Steven's going to miss all this cool lore.

01:07:21.170 --> 01:07:22.730
Don't tell him. He doesn't get to know. He went

01:07:22.730 --> 01:07:26.449
to the bathroom. During the Great War that happened

01:07:26.449 --> 01:07:28.889
some millennia ago, Erikar turned on the Dracon

01:07:28.889 --> 01:07:31.130
that guided the mortal races and used his power

01:07:31.130 --> 01:07:33.329
and influence to do the unthinkable. He was the

01:07:33.329 --> 01:07:36.639
first mortal. to kill a Dracon. And the bones

01:07:36.639 --> 01:07:38.300
of that first kill now stand before you in the

01:07:38.300 --> 01:07:40.780
form of the horn of Arakard. Once used as the

01:07:40.780 --> 01:07:43.199
ultimate threat, a means to force a life -or

01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:45.480
-death challenge on any that would stand in the

01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:49.679
Cath Dracon's way. Now, multiple millennia later,

01:07:50.139 --> 01:07:52.199
the serpent hunters seem to live on in the form

01:07:52.199 --> 01:07:54.559
of the Snake Eaters, a mistranslation of the

01:07:54.559 --> 01:07:57.460
name, a shadow of a shadow, a group that once

01:07:57.460 --> 01:08:00.440
fought to slay gods, now diminished to a paltry

01:08:00.440 --> 01:08:05.719
network of greedy poachers. You are gathering

01:08:05.719 --> 01:08:07.760
all of this as your allies come down armed with

01:08:07.760 --> 01:08:11.320
their new gear. And you all stand in this ruined

01:08:11.320 --> 01:08:16.060
chapel. And you feel, you feel something rippling

01:08:16.060 --> 01:08:17.800
the air around you. You feel yourselves being

01:08:17.800 --> 01:08:21.260
pulled away again. Do you have any words to speak

01:08:21.260 --> 01:08:25.819
before you are returned to your place of origin

01:08:25.819 --> 01:08:33.880
here? I have no idea what's going on. Welcome

01:08:33.880 --> 01:08:37.119
back, Steven. Yeah. I was given a button on my

01:08:37.119 --> 01:08:40.119
way out the door. I used it on a con save to

01:08:40.119 --> 01:08:45.220
get to the restroom. Okay. You failed. No, I

01:08:45.220 --> 01:08:46.899
passed. Thanks for the button. Thank heavens.

01:08:47.000 --> 01:08:52.760
Yeah. Oh, man. So what were Rinbell's instructions

01:08:52.760 --> 01:08:55.760
regarding this particular artifact? To learn,

01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:59.899
to return. To take it. You don't need to take

01:08:59.899 --> 01:09:01.039
it with you. You wouldn't be able to. You see

01:09:01.039 --> 01:09:02.520
it now that you see it, you're like, oh, I can't

01:09:02.520 --> 01:09:04.659
take this. It's fully way, way too big. Got it.

01:09:04.680 --> 01:09:06.220
But you have the knowledge associated with it.

01:09:06.260 --> 01:09:08.899
The Raven Queen wanted to know more about what

01:09:08.899 --> 01:09:11.060
it was, to learn more of the ancient history

01:09:11.060 --> 01:09:14.079
here of the Dracon. This land borders the Shadowfell

01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:16.079
in many ways, and so learning more of the land

01:09:16.079 --> 01:09:18.180
and its unique properties and powers is very

01:09:18.180 --> 01:09:21.180
important to her. You have accomplished your

01:09:21.180 --> 01:09:24.699
goal here. You see everyone is fading away around

01:09:24.699 --> 01:09:27.800
you. Jaune just kind of looks at all of you.

01:09:28.560 --> 01:09:33.039
You'll save me again. Thank you. I promise I'll

01:09:33.039 --> 01:09:36.079
be back soon. Sir, Jules, I'll be back soon.

01:09:36.159 --> 01:09:38.119
And thank you for coming again. I don't know

01:09:38.119 --> 01:09:40.520
how you do that or why or how you're here, but

01:09:40.520 --> 01:09:46.439
thank you. Be safe, Jean. We'll find you. Hey,

01:09:46.460 --> 01:09:50.460
Jean. Fuck the pale moonlight. Hey, hey, no!

01:09:51.279 --> 01:09:55.590
He's fully gone. The first to vanish. You look

01:09:55.590 --> 01:09:57.250
to each other, you know you'll see each other

01:09:57.250 --> 01:09:59.210
on the other side. You look to Rinbell as she

01:09:59.210 --> 01:10:03.170
fades as well. Any parting words for your mysterious

01:10:03.170 --> 01:10:07.449
friend? No, but there is a parting spell. What?

01:10:07.529 --> 01:10:11.729
What? And she just casts Cure Wounds. Oh, okay.

01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:14.729
She's still pretty messed up. Oh, yeah. Okay,

01:10:14.890 --> 01:10:20.590
okay. Who gets 22 points of healing as she fades.

01:10:21.180 --> 01:10:23.680
Waves. I love that. As she goes away. Reach out

01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:25.140
and you feel yourself healing. Let you look up

01:10:25.140 --> 01:10:27.979
before you can even thank your secret savior.

01:10:29.020 --> 01:10:32.680
Rainbow is gone. And you and Jules are pulled

01:10:32.680 --> 01:10:37.960
as well. You leave this world carrying with you

01:10:37.960 --> 01:10:42.500
what you have gained. And one more quick scene

01:10:42.500 --> 01:10:46.520
to end off this whole thing. We see Jean Franklin

01:10:46.520 --> 01:10:49.039
reappears in a grand misty spa surrounded by

01:10:49.039 --> 01:10:51.619
walls of hardened sand. He stands in the middle

01:10:51.619 --> 01:10:53.720
of the room, hands curled into fists. He looks

01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:57.159
down. We see his eyes widen as he opens his hand

01:10:57.159 --> 01:11:02.100
and looks into it. How did... I don't understand.

01:11:02.359 --> 01:11:04.840
But another voice interrupts his startled words.

01:11:05.600 --> 01:11:08.300
Jean? Oh, there you are. Did you fall asleep

01:11:08.300 --> 01:11:10.880
in the mud bath? I had to enjoy the salt soak

01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:13.539
all alone. I suppose a second dip wouldn't be

01:11:13.539 --> 01:11:16.789
the worst thing. You see another tortle, smaller

01:11:16.789 --> 01:11:18.550
and thinner than Jean, but its full match and

01:11:18.550 --> 01:11:20.989
sheer pompous air steps out from a misty doorway,

01:11:21.289 --> 01:11:23.770
wiping his bald head with a white towel, his

01:11:23.770 --> 01:11:26.689
eyes narrow as he takes in his husband. Well,

01:11:26.710 --> 01:11:28.670
it happened to you. Why are you so insufferably

01:11:28.670 --> 01:11:31.850
dirty in my castle? Your castle is on screen's

01:11:31.850 --> 01:11:33.890
back. I don't remember you being born in it,

01:11:33.949 --> 01:11:36.989
you damnable ado. It's my castle. No, it is my

01:11:36.989 --> 01:11:39.369
castle. If you remember, my brute of a husband

01:11:39.369 --> 01:11:41.270
wanted to go traipsing off on adventures and

01:11:41.270 --> 01:11:45.840
left me with all the responsibility. I'll have

01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:47.260
you know that I just returned from an incredibly

01:11:47.260 --> 01:11:51.680
important adventure. I saw Sir and Jules. You...

01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:57.779
You what? The Littoral just kind of looks requisically

01:11:57.779 --> 01:12:01.899
at this impossible statement, and Jean just gets

01:12:01.899 --> 01:12:03.739
this far -off look in his eyes, peeling his gaze

01:12:03.739 --> 01:12:06.399
from Ledoux and staring at the far wall as if

01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:08.699
seeing an impossibly far -off mountaintop through

01:12:08.699 --> 01:12:12.220
the grains of hardened sand. I have to get stronger,

01:12:12.340 --> 01:12:14.550
Ledoux. They will need me soon enough. Everything

01:12:14.550 --> 01:12:17.630
that has been happening, soon. I must join them

01:12:17.630 --> 01:12:21.949
again. And he smiles, holding out his hand towards

01:12:21.949 --> 01:12:24.189
his husband, opening the fingers to reveal something

01:12:24.189 --> 01:12:29.329
standing within his palm. A small Jasper figurine

01:12:29.329 --> 01:12:35.350
of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And it looks like I won't

01:12:35.350 --> 01:12:38.670
be joining them alone. And we'll call it there!