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Today, I thought it'd be fun to talk about the

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world of Hauri, or as many call it, the world

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of Yonido. Now, technically, Yonido is the capital

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city -state of Hauri, but it's also the governance

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that rules over the entirety of the world, so

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the two are often interchangeable in reference.

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But because of this, I figured the best way to

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discuss Hauri is to talk about the history of

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Yonido, because it is fascinating. You see, legends

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say that Yonido, the city of judgment, was founded

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by the great dragon Miraihu thousands of years

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ago. Braille's chosen mortal task was creating

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and leading a great civilization, one that would

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never fall or falter. It is because of this mandate

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and the sheer resilience of Unido's people that

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the city -state stands today in all its glory.

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The people of Unido believe in tradition above

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all else and hold steadfast to ideals of fealty

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and order. Structure is the key to everything,

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and devotion to family and to the royal family

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is the most crucial of personal traits. The royal

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clan currently is headed by Queen Jean -Mi, and

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they are said to be descendants of Mireille herself.

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Through their monarchical nature, this government

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also relies heavily on bureaucracy to see the

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needs of its people's men. Nigel's trades are

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meticulously chosen and painstakingly tested

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to see if they can stand worthy of governing

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the city and forcing its rigid laws. The most

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promising of these can ascend to the rank of

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Spirit Arbiter, which, I mean, sounds really

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cool, but their role is kept pretty secretive.

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And that's kind of the thing with the Unido.

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We know a lot of the big picture of how the city

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-state runs, how it's ruled, but the city of

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judgment has also been called by another name,

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by outsiders. The city of secrets. The people

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of Unido, of Howray, are legendarily tight -lipped

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by many of the goings -on to their culture, leaving

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us all to wonder at their reasons. Oh my god,

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three computers in. Two hours to think. Technical

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difficulties. We are here. We're actually doing

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this. It's happening. That was a lot. That was

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a lot. Oh, my gosh. I'm so stressed. Yeah, we've

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been dealing with internet connection issues

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for the past, like, hour. The one night. I don't

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have a beer. The one night. So you're dealing

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with this David. Up in the zone, David. Flailing

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arms, David, tonight. Well, we got it figured

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out, finally. We got it figured out. I'm on Steven's

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computer. With my notes. Steven here peeked at

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the name of my notes and now knows I probably

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got spoiled. It wasn't my fault. He is sneaking

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through my notes. No, you messaged me the Google

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Doc and said, hey, can you put this on the drive?

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And I said, yeah. That file name is kind of a

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spoiler, though. Yeah. You should be ashamed

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of yourself. All right. So. I was going to do

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a banter, right? Andrew brought up a really fun

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idea for a banter, basically picking theme songs

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for our PCs and major NPCs, and I really want

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to dive into that, but not tonight, I think,

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because I have some fun thoughts on this, right?

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I have a few themes already picked out, but as

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much fun as that sounds, I want to move forward,

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right? I've been having so much fun with this

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Citadel Inbetween arc, the party boy, just wild

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shenanigans arc we've been up to. And we've moved

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the story forward in some really fun, really

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crazy ways. We finally got Trace. Big things

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have happened that were not great for you. But

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here's the thing. If we do not get into the next

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big arc by the end of this episode, I will die.

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I will physically die right here. I'm so excited

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for what's coming next. I want to get into it.

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I want to tickle it, Steven. So I have, I'm not

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saying them, we're skipping that banter part,

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but I have a theme song picked out for Blanche

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and I have a theme song picked out for Zeb. And

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I think, I would think it'd be fun next week

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if we like say, oh yeah, my theme song for so

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-and -so is blank. Pause recording, listen to

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the song together. Maybe the people can listen

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along if they want. That is fun. And then pick

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it back up. I like that. Okay. Wouldn't that

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be cool? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So you're. Think hard,

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gentlemen. Think hard in your theme songs. Get

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them ready to go. Get them loaded up. We're going

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to hear them. I got some for Jean, for Akio,

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for the Sapphire Wyvern, actually. This one I've

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known for a long time because I listen to it

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when I get in the mindset. And Pants people,

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if you have any guesses on these themes or any

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ideas of your own, get in the Discord. Okay?

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Just get in there. Get in that Discord. The what?

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Discord. Discord. Discord. Oh, God. But yes,

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a lot of fun to be had, but not tonight. Because

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tonight, we're serious podcasters. We'll save

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the fun for next week. Yeah, no more fun. It's

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a fun -free zone. It has been for an hour now.

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I haven't had fun. If we're not having fun, why

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should the pansy people have fun? Five days.

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You've been given five days before. Embarking

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on Sholay's task, you know, in four days from

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your conversation that evening, she will embark

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herself for the world of Halri, for the city

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of Yanido, to meet with Queen Jinmi, who absolutely

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commands the speaker for the ancestors for Halri.

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So if they want that speaker, if she wants that

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vote, if she wants that control. that bulwark

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against Atash's efforts. She needs to pull this

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off. This is a diplomatic mission of the utmost

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importance. And you have become a crucial part

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of it because all these events, everything's

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swirling around out there. It now revolves around

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you. So I want to talk about these five days.

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I want to montage through them because there

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are a few important things I want to bring up.

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And if there's anything you want to do or bring

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up, I want to touch on those too. I will say

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that on day three, of these five days, a whole

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crazy adventure happens. It was nuts. We'll talk

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about it after Mountain Mania, though. That happens.

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So stay tuned. Stay tuned. Characters will just

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never mention it until after Mountain Mania,

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but it happened. It was crazy. But apart from

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that, yes, let's talk about what. Goes on. Hey,

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Jules, all that shit that happened at Mountain

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Mania, let's take a couple of days to really

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absorb that before we discuss it. Yeah, Blanche,

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that was kind of crazy. That was wild. I'm actually

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calling the adventure Mountain Mania. Oh, my

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God. Because there's going to be a Mountain Mania

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at Mountain Mania. You'll find out. That's great.

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Oh, my God. There's actually going to be a mountain.

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I am so excited. But let's talk about something

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else that's very, very exciting. Very soon in

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these days. a package arrives at the Ugly Coyote.

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A package bearing the emblem of the Mage Smith.

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You've seen one other package from this figure

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before. A memorial hanging above the fireplace.

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And this package is addressed to Chester. Is

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this Andrew burning more buttons? This is Andrew

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burning a lot of buttons. This is Andrew burning

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15 buttons. I wasn't even sure I was going to

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do this because this feels like a crazy thing.

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But at the end of the day, I thought about it

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and I was like, you know what? He pitched me

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an idea. I really liked it. And he gave me the

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buttons. He's been doing a ton of shit. He's

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always done a ton of shit for us. And so I was

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like, you know what? I really like this a lot.

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I mean, the idea itself is so cool. You want

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to know what's in that package? Yeah. Is Chester

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going to open that package? Of course Chester's

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going to open the package. He pulls out a crossbow.

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I'm already a fan. Master metalwork made crossbow.

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It matches aspects of Zebulon's armor that hangs

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from the fireplace. You can see the same kind

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of rippling patterns in the metal. This is misdirection.

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Yes. No, it's so good. Hang on. This is the perfect

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Chester weapon. It's incredible. It's a plus

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one crossbow. Nice. And it has an effect on it

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where if Chester misses an attack three times

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a day, he can... use the catapult cantrip to

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essentially, when it goes behind, launch the

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bolt the other way back at someone. They have

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disadvantage on the saves to avoid that because

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they don't see it coming. It's really cool. It's

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a trickster weapon. Wow. That is awesome. He

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actually sent me this, too. He sent me a little

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description, and I love this. Each of the pattern

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-welded metal pieces were etched by being dipped

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in acid provided by a Haringan by the name of

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Roger, who just seemed to be happy to be rid

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of the stuff. No questions. I'm pretty sure that's

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what's allowed it to take this particular magic

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so easily. Black as night, the ironwood stalk

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is hefty enough to use a club as a last resort.

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I am 99 % sure that's a Roger Rabbit reference,

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and I am here for it. So thank you, Andrew. Wow,

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yeah. Thank you, Andrew. 15 buttons, but for

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our little trickster, Chester, this is the perfect

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weapon. There also is, I should say, a note right

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in there with it. Chester picks it up and reads

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it out. It says, I'm going to say there's a blank

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spot here, as he put. Look at those goosebumps.

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I'm seeing those goosebumps, yeah. Goosebumps.

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There's a little blank spot, I'm going to say,

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where it allows for a psychic name to be engraved

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right underneath his name. Oh, man. And Andrew

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did send. So we're going to do this tonight,

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but I'm going to put these out there. Andrew

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sent a couple of options he thinks are pretty

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cool for psychic names. Some of these are amazing.

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So one shot, trick shot. Chester trick shot's

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pretty solid. Chester the Ember Guard. Okay.

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Chester the Crimson Rogue. And I love this. Chester,

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the ginger quiver. So good. I'll put that on

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you, Jeremy. Jeremy, you can pick his psychic

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name as we go. All right, I'm going to think

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on it. Think on it. I'm going to think on it.

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They'll be etched down just below his name. He's

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kind of still making that name for himself. Tell

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us which one you like. In the Discord. In the

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Discord. In the Discord. We're like season eight

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parodies of ourselves. Flanderized versions of

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fantasy pants. We've lived too long. Oh no, don't

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say that. Chester takes his new crossbow in hand.

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Maybe he goes off to the roof and begins to start

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training, shooting cans on roofs across the street.

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Let's pan away from his little scene here. I

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want to open on Blanche. at some point early

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in these weeks. I'm going to assume maybe there's

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a mailbox out in front of the other coyote. Ader

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asks you to step out and grab it when you're

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going outside anyway. You're over by the door.

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You step out to grab some mail from this box.

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And as you do, you're kind of pulling through.

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You can remember little letters, probably a bunch

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of shady little things for Ader, unmarked and

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undressed, and you kind of just shrug. But you

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do find one red envelope. Very familiar, and

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it will be turned over. You see it's marked by

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the seal of the Golden Bay, a golden wax seal,

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usual emblem. Do you open and read it? Yeah.

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She's going to toss the smut aside. Goddesses

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of God's breath. Dude, yes. Oh, my gosh. Whatever

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else. It's just like a scroll. Goddesses of God's

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breath. I just imagine Hader, like, picks up

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the bar, drops this whole scroll, drops down.

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Dude, scroll port is brilliant. Take a button.

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Oh, yeah. I'm already at three, though. Oh, never

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mind. I'm keeping that one for me. That was funny.

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Okay. It's funny as hell. All right. Yeah, so

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shaking off the chuckles, Blanche is going to

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cut open the... The letter. Now, let me ask,

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have you been saying John Ehlers, is he up to

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date on what you've been experiencing, everything

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that you've been going through? Because you haven't

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seen him since before the Shrine of Storms, before

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Ozen. I think probably up until the point where

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we got put on blast on the network. I think after

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that, Blanche thought that maybe communication

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was unsafe, going to be listened in on. So he

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knows about the shrine events, but nothing afterwards,

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basically. Yeah, if I have that option, yeah,

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for sure. You see what's in there. It's too long

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for me to read out loud. It's multiple pages.

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John's very long written. Is this a mail time

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drop? Give me that drop. Why not? Mail time!

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Mail time! Blanch edition. Blanch edition. This

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is a formal report from your pupil. multiple

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pages detailing his recent actions, as well as

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his strides and self -training. But it kind of

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goes on to more personal things after a while.

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It sort of starts off very matter -of -fact,

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very business -y, probably things you've kind

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of seen before from him. Following that, you

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see just this... multiple pages where he is just

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deeply apologetic for allowing Atash to put a

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hand in Zinda. and kicking himself for making

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moves to combine the shell guard with Zinda's

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own policing force. What seemed like an ingenious

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idea at the time has been turned on its head

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due to recent developments. With that precedent

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set, Ataja Celestials will soon be trying to

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push their way into the Golden Bay, after fully

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replacing Harlan and his silent verse. Yeah,

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geez. Our godly Ledoux will need Jean's help

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to combat this, and so Jean will still be tied

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up for some time yet, though he desperately wants

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to adventure with you and Jules again. He acknowledges.

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Maybe again, you've seen a few times, you know,

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how sorry he is for what you faced in the Shrine

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of Storms. He also seems a little defensive over

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this news of you taking on a new sidekick. Something

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written between the lines there, you just feel

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like, you know Jean would be like, oh no. Wait

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a minute, isn't Jean a luminary? He's a full

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luminary now. Jean is Jean. I see. This Akio

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sounds quite interesting. If you're reading this,

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just about finishing this scroll of letters,

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this long thing, and... You feel suddenly a small

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form, perhaps a child or a halfling, just knocks

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into you and just sort of knocks all the letters

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from your hand. The porn scroll gets all rolled

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down the middle of the street. No, no, they can't

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see that. You're rushing out to grab all that.

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Blanche casts something. I don't know what. You

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cast Mage Hand to grab. You just sort of pull

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out together. You kind of look over and the figure

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that ran into you, whoever it was, just seems

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to vanish around the corner just as soon as you

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look up. You only see a dark braid slipping into

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the shadows just extremely fast. You're kind

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of hands are full trying to keep this goddess

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of God's breath scroll from getting everywhere.

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Is it a hairstyle that I would have recognized?

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No, just a dark braid, very slow to the ground,

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very small form. But as you kind of look up and

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you look down at the scroll, you do notice that

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another letter now rests among those that have

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fallen. Okay, so I'm not meant to follow. Unmarked.

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Black envelope. Okay. I was like looking through

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my spell list. I was like, hmm, I could cast

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haste, I guess. Let's just say Andrew's not the

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only pants person that's paid up some buttons

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this episode. Yeah. Is this another button drop?

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No shit. All right. Yeah. Blanche will open this

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new black letter. There's like essentially almost

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a card inside, a very firm sort of. sheet of

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paper that just reads, Be wary of Omid Pastar,

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ambassador for Ankara and Sengar. He awaits in

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Yanido, an honored guest of Queen Jinmi. He is

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not strong, but he is clever and he is dangerously

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zealous. He intends to prove you are the monsters

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that they say you are. Do not fall for his tricks.

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If he succeeds, they win. And then a dash and

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the name. Shrike. Thank you, Zila. Oh, no way.

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Zila, spend five buttons and ask that Shrike

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deliver, of my DM choice, some piece of important,

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relevant information. And so you are forewarned

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that there is an enemy awaiting you on the window.

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That's fantastic. One that intends to prove you

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are what they say you are. From Anchor and Sengar?

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This ambassador is from Anchor and Sengar, yes.

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What was his name? Omid Pastar. Omen Pastor.

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From Sholay's world. And Atash's world. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Sholay is the speaker

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of the ancestors. It was Sholay's world first.

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Atash is the ruling party of the world. Omen

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Pastor would be an ambassador for Atash. Oh,

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so he's gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. Sholay

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mentioned that she believes Atash will make a

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move on Queen Jinmi as well, since this is an

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important power play in the governance of the

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Radiant Citadel. So you see that this can be

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a problem. You see this immediately. And you

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know in this moment, despite what they're saying

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about you, despite how the world's turning against

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you, there are allies out there. Shrike, you

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maybe barely recognize as a luminary. One of

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some renown, one that tends to keep to the shadows.

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You've got others watching your back. You think

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that as you hear... Across the street above you,

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Chester shooting a can off of the building across

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the street, holding his new dark iron, dark metal

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crossbow. Nice shot, kid. Hey, thanks. Whoa.

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He looks down at the scroll on the street. Whistles.

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It's not old enough for any of this. Not the

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party. Not the adventure. That dares. Oh, my

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goodness. Jules. Yes? I have a hard question

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for you. Okay. Dance Macabre. You have been made

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aware that her trial will be coming soon. You

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don't know if you leave if she will still be

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here to talk to. They have asked you to change

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her mind, to push her into supporting. to letting

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this justice undying movement die? If so, Artavazda

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will drop the assault on a speaker for the ancestors

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charge that has been raised against her. But

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if that does not happen, she's being caught on

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camera. Hard evidence she will do time in the

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Sky Prison. But you have an open invite to visit

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her. Do you want to take that invite? Jules will

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accept the invite. Then let's cut to a back room

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in the barracks for the shield bearers. Somewhere

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where just off the way you can hear like grinding

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sort of cells being opened and closed. Perhaps

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you're just sitting at a single table in a private,

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you know, just small private, very sparse kind

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of dungeon room, hard oaken table, two chairs.

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The other side is a gray sort of iron, sort of,

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what do you call it, like a circle? An iron circle?

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Iron circle, like a hook, but it's a full hook.

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Like an iron hook? Like people are shackled to?

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Yes, yes, thank you. Yeah, like on the table?

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Yeah. Yeah. I need a word. Circle. Yeah, an iron

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circle. You see an iron circle kind of sitting

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across from you, and you look at it and just

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feel something foreboding. You can hear the sound

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of jingling chains, and the door across the way

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from you opens. Two shield -bearer guards step

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in with dance, and you can see that faded bruises

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cover her face and arms from when she was arrested.

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It was not a pretty sight. They never, I mean,

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despite the fact that the Celestials can, it

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seems they never actually healed her. They shackle

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her to the table. They even leave her feet sort

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of chained together. They know. just how dangerous

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a weapon dance is, even without wielding a weapon.

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And without saying a word, they slip out, slam

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the door, and she is just sitting before you.

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Despite her beaten form, she sits tall. Her eyes

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blaze, those dark, dark eyes, almost black, just

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filled with a fire. And she does smile when she

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sees you, Jules. A genuine smile. I should say

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she's not wearing her usual mask, folklorico

00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:07.960
dress. She's just wearing a simple, I don't know,

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probably just gray kind of jumpsuit sort of thing.

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Jules is going to wait for a brief moment and

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let her be the first to say something. I am surprised

00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:22.720
they let you come to talk to me. I assume there's

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a reason. I will not stand down, Jules. Artavasta

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has told me of the deal. I will not stand down.

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The things they are doing, saying, what they

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said about you. This is madness. I think we both

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know what needs to happen. And Jules will get

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up and walk around the table. I don't think you're

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supposed to do that. Just smiles deeper. Sometimes

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fire leaves your eyes. And he's going to reach

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in for a hug. Jingling chains as her arms wrap

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around you. She presses her face hard into your

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chest. And softly into her ear. Just this undying.

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And he pulls away, grabs her cheeks, looks her

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square in the eyes. I will come for you. I know.

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And with a little kiss, I will stand up and walk

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out. You see, as you move out, just outside the

00:24:27.019 --> 00:24:34.779
door, Ariat stands, very grim face, eyes boring

00:24:34.779 --> 00:24:39.500
holes into you as you move past. Jules glares

00:24:39.500 --> 00:24:43.119
back at him as he walks by, and with no funny

00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:48.980
flair, gives him the finger. Fuck yeah. Let's

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move on to the fourth day. The day that Sholay

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is supposed to make her way to Yanito. On this

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day, perhaps as you're kind of out and about,

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perhaps it's in the early morning, and Dresden

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and everybody has established, you've got essentially

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tents set up in the main dining room, everyone's

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sleeping downstairs, everyone's sleeping communally

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together. And I mean, I think throughout this

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time, there have been people have come to the

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door, you know, kind of like barging in drunk,

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Ader and Dresden might just push them out. People

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have tried to like... paint on the front of the

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building, people throwing bottles and rocks at

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the windows. People are not happy with you, and

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there are those who will cause trouble, and you're

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starting to realize that having someone here

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to guard the place, having Dresden around potentially

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could be very helpful, could be necessary. But

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so far, no one had any kind of, no one in any

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position to actually do any harm has come by.

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That could change. Here we see in the morning,

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everyone sort of waking up in their tents. Everyone

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kind of like gathering together. They just go

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off to do their sort of daily things. And before

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anything's open, the pub is still closed. I think

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we see a visitor comes barging through the saloon

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doors. The coyote just boom, boom, boom, boom.

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A huge hulking form, wings spread out. We see

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Arhalon. Hello, my friends. We see him looking

00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:11.279
in many ways more refreshed than you've ever

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seen him. He wears his usual chainmail armor

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with a new cloak hanging over it. Rough spun

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and rustic. It's a very God's breathy in design.

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He's got a great big pair of like dark jeans

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tightly covering his legs. And I think if this

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is okay with you, Steven, a very familiar on

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him, very small bandana is wrapped around his

00:26:32.490 --> 00:26:39.150
wrist. Oh, that's so sweet. He comes in. He's

00:26:39.150 --> 00:26:42.279
sort of smiling at everyone here. Maybe he, like,

00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:43.920
notices, you know, maybe, like, you guys sort

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of, like, Dresden, I imagine, might look towards

00:26:46.059 --> 00:26:49.700
that. He knew Crispin well, and Arhalonkav nods

00:26:49.700 --> 00:26:52.220
to Dresden, nods to you, and raises his wrist,

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kind of puts a finger, a thumb on it, and almost

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bashfully just, they, uh, insisted that I take

00:27:01.059 --> 00:27:04.119
it, the family. I just returned last night from

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God's Breath. I had planned to come here immediately,

00:27:06.779 --> 00:27:08.779
but Grandmother's agents caught me leaving the

00:27:08.779 --> 00:27:13.779
gem, and... Well, now I'm leaving again. You're

00:27:13.779 --> 00:27:19.339
leaving to Ionito? Smile's a big sort of toothy

00:27:19.339 --> 00:27:21.819
smile. Did you think you were the only weapons

00:27:21.819 --> 00:27:24.640
Grandmother was going to deploy? It seems we'll

00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:27.240
be allies in battle again so soon, though in

00:27:27.240 --> 00:27:32.920
the struggle of politics. Hopefully there won't

00:27:32.920 --> 00:27:40.680
be too much of that. Hopefully. though my role

00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:43.559
in this is more or less simply as an escort.

00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:47.680
Grandmother's real secret weapon is, uh, well,

00:27:47.740 --> 00:27:50.000
a bit nervous being out and about, so I thought

00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:52.079
I'd bring her here to calm her nerves before

00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:55.319
we take the amethyst. And kind of looks back

00:27:55.319 --> 00:27:57.380
out, almost like he realized that someone's not

00:27:57.380 --> 00:28:00.079
behind him, and looks out the door. Come on,

00:28:00.140 --> 00:28:02.859
Mother! Don't get distracted again! Come, come,

00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:06.180
come! And the other door kind of opens up for

00:28:06.180 --> 00:28:09.880
a bashfully, and you see... What? The towering,

00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:13.660
half -tracking, looking much like her son. Before

00:28:13.660 --> 00:28:15.519
you saw her, I imagine she was wearing some form

00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:18.539
of bathrobe over her, like, brass scales. So

00:28:18.539 --> 00:28:20.019
you're kind of surprised she steps in wearing

00:28:20.019 --> 00:28:22.660
a floral white sundress. She's got, like, four

00:28:22.660 --> 00:28:25.839
oversized purses hanging from, like, her arms.

00:28:27.599 --> 00:28:29.940
bulging with various things. You can see, like,

00:28:29.940 --> 00:28:33.160
bits of rag and cloth sticking out of one. One

00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:35.759
of them, like, has a gigantic goblet shape, like,

00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:40.000
sort of pressed in a fabric. She kind of peeks

00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:43.359
in, just like, Oh! It's Chosen Blanche! Hello!

00:28:43.500 --> 00:28:45.960
Is this her house? It's so empty! It's real stuff!

00:28:48.779 --> 00:28:52.359
How we keep it quite sparse on purpose, I'm afraid.

00:28:52.940 --> 00:28:58.309
She just looks baffled. Hmm. It's weird. And

00:28:58.309 --> 00:29:00.789
she's kind of looking around, and her eyes fall

00:29:00.789 --> 00:29:04.150
on the Zebulon mural in the back, and then flicker

00:29:04.150 --> 00:29:07.609
to the memorial set over the fireplace. And you

00:29:07.609 --> 00:29:09.690
see Arhalon sort of do the same, and he places

00:29:09.690 --> 00:29:12.029
a tender hand on his mother's shoulder as her

00:29:12.029 --> 00:29:15.869
eyes kind of start misting over a bit. And I

00:29:15.869 --> 00:29:17.549
think Arhalon sort of coughs off with a, you

00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:20.029
see, her mother used to do a lot of traveling

00:29:20.029 --> 00:29:22.609
to Hauri, into the city of Unido, before she

00:29:22.609 --> 00:29:27.140
stopped traveling. She became close friends with

00:29:27.140 --> 00:29:29.579
Queen Jean Mee, maybe one of the closest the

00:29:29.579 --> 00:29:31.559
queen has ever had, and they still send each

00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:33.339
other letters and gifts to this day. Isn't that

00:29:33.339 --> 00:29:36.019
right, Mother? And this sort of jolts Xena away

00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:38.960
from her reverie. Oh, yes, yes. Ginny is the

00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:41.980
sweetest little girl she is. She's 60, Mother.

00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:46.299
To you, she's young, but not a little girl. Oh,

00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:47.940
oh, right, right, right, right. And you have

00:29:47.940 --> 00:29:50.359
to call her Queen Jean Mee. Queen Jean Mee or

00:29:50.359 --> 00:29:52.099
Your Royal Highness. She carries the blood of,

00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:54.200
you know, her draconic founder, you know. Oh!

00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:56.279
Oh, yes, yes, right, right, right, yes, yes.

00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:04.019
Queenie genie. No, stop. Okay. It just looks

00:30:04.019 --> 00:30:10.119
exasperated. It sort of sighs. Well, anyway,

00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:12.319
we'll both be there on holiday to help you see

00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:14.339
things through. Grandmother figures that Mother's

00:30:14.339 --> 00:30:16.900
high regard for you will make for a great boon

00:30:16.900 --> 00:30:19.339
in winning over the Queen. There's been some...

00:30:20.359 --> 00:30:22.279
distance between our families for years, but

00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:25.000
we may be able to bridge that gap now. I've been

00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.519
briefed on most of the situation. I think criminal

00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:31.980
strategy might work. And he kind of wings sort

00:30:31.980 --> 00:30:37.019
of fall a bit. Kind of bares his teeth a little.

00:30:38.059 --> 00:30:42.500
I, uh, haven't always trusted her. I think I

00:30:42.500 --> 00:30:45.480
still don't fully, but she may be the only chance

00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.539
we have at fighting it back against all of this.

00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:53.519
Just be careful with her, all right? With Sholay.

00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:58.420
What has she done to keep you from trusting her?

00:30:58.960 --> 00:31:05.380
I told Crispin this once. That those who work

00:31:05.380 --> 00:31:09.019
for Sholay don't always tend to survive the experience.

00:31:09.940 --> 00:31:13.480
She must burn a pawn to seize the information

00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:16.180
or the keys she requires to achieve her goals.

00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:19.589
And burn them she will. And he reaches down for

00:31:19.589 --> 00:31:24.849
the bandana again. And I fear she has already

00:31:24.849 --> 00:31:32.029
one warning that fell on deaf ears. That's pretty

00:31:32.029 --> 00:31:36.069
heavy. Well, with her own grandson around and

00:31:36.069 --> 00:31:39.769
your mother, I'm sure we'll be perfectly safe.

00:31:40.049 --> 00:31:44.569
Oh, yes, yes, so safe. And goats. Ah, did you

00:31:44.569 --> 00:31:47.799
bring your goats? I forgot the goats. Mother,

00:31:47.819 --> 00:31:49.519
we can't bring a... No, no, no, we have to go

00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:53.160
back. No, no, no. We do need to get going, though.

00:31:53.660 --> 00:31:55.660
Mother does tend to dawdle, and we have a gem

00:31:55.660 --> 00:31:58.220
to catch. Mother, if you behave, we might have

00:31:58.220 --> 00:31:59.859
time to visit a souvenir shop near the Passage

00:31:59.859 --> 00:32:03.599
of Respite. Just, like, hopping up and down the

00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:08.079
whole building, shaking as she's... Oh, yes,

00:32:08.099 --> 00:32:10.420
yes, yes. We must go. We must buy souvenirs.

00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:12.859
I'll buy one for you and one for you. She starts

00:32:12.859 --> 00:32:14.380
pointing at the cherry lights. And you, and you,

00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:16.400
and you, and you, and you. And I want to pay

00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:21.500
for all of it. No, no, mother. Okay. And he starts

00:32:21.500 --> 00:32:23.779
kind of like pushing her out the door like, we

00:32:23.779 --> 00:32:25.900
will see you on the morrow then at the palace.

00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:31.180
We'll be there. Good. Oh, bye, Blanche. Bye,

00:32:31.259 --> 00:32:34.000
Jules. We'll see you later. We'll see you later.

00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:38.200
He should have. Pushed out the door. Arlan's

00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:39.720
kind of, you can hear him just bickering and

00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:41.599
sort of, mother, mother, mother, mother, this

00:32:41.599 --> 00:32:45.759
way. No, we want to go down. As they kind of

00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:50.000
vanish into the street. Now I'm going to ask

00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:53.920
you, is there anything else you wish to do before

00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:57.000
you depart? Any other, anything else that needs

00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:59.380
to be done? I don't have enough money to go shopping.

00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:05.130
Should be better at the game, just saying. Bad

00:33:05.130 --> 00:33:11.470
at D &D, I don't know. Has Fibro picked up on

00:33:11.470 --> 00:33:13.609
anything that could be useful? Not yet. What

00:33:13.609 --> 00:33:16.210
is Fibro's current research, actually? What would

00:33:16.210 --> 00:33:18.509
you like him to be working on now? He's pretty

00:33:18.509 --> 00:33:20.730
good at, like, he kind of figured all this stuff

00:33:20.730 --> 00:33:22.109
out or helped figure all this stuff out with

00:33:22.109 --> 00:33:24.769
the history of the worlds and the Drakkon and

00:33:24.769 --> 00:33:27.450
the split and everything, but I guess he's kind

00:33:27.450 --> 00:33:29.390
of been left floating in the void, kind of not

00:33:29.390 --> 00:33:31.950
really directed on a topic yet. Would it be too

00:33:31.950 --> 00:33:36.940
weird or bad? To see if he can look into Sholay's

00:33:36.940 --> 00:33:42.200
role in everything. Yeah. Or at least in the

00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:45.299
history books to see, you know, what things say.

00:33:45.380 --> 00:33:48.420
Deep dive on Sholay. I like it. Not necessarily

00:33:48.420 --> 00:33:52.059
with the explicit intent of looking for dirt.

00:33:52.180 --> 00:33:56.619
Right. Just some context. We can have a clear

00:33:56.619 --> 00:34:00.819
idea from outside eyes apart from her word. I

00:34:00.819 --> 00:34:04.599
love that. And on top of that. One thing we should

00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:07.200
bring up, this makes sense. Crispin and Dresden

00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:09.320
had sending stones they used for each other.

00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:12.800
I imagine Blanche or you, one of you two, have

00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:16.219
Crispin's stone. So you have a way to contact

00:34:16.219 --> 00:34:18.820
Dresden here and vice versa anytime. Oh, cool.

00:34:18.880 --> 00:34:21.380
Yeah, that'll work out. So if you need to, if

00:34:21.380 --> 00:34:23.019
he was looking into this and you want information,

00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:24.659
he might have, you have a question, he might

00:34:24.659 --> 00:34:27.619
be able to answer it. Hell yeah. Cool. Really

00:34:27.619 --> 00:34:31.480
cool. I'm guessing we can give Fibro one topic

00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:34.699
at a time to research. I mean I don't know I

00:34:34.699 --> 00:34:36.139
can give him two but if he has one he's probably

00:34:36.139 --> 00:34:38.039
gonna get more detailed information I guess I'd

00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:40.820
say sure that's fair we can save it then okay

00:34:40.820 --> 00:34:44.460
I was thinking sky prison oh that too that is

00:34:44.460 --> 00:34:46.559
interesting yeah that's a good one that's very

00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:50.599
interesting okay um maybe have him do both on

00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:55.880
those because maybe they overlap hmm maybe a

00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:58.780
pants person conspiracy yeah I don't know give

00:34:58.780 --> 00:35:02.539
you some information maybe yeah I like it I don't

00:35:02.539 --> 00:35:04.710
know what do you think I'm going to let that

00:35:04.710 --> 00:35:08.110
be. That's a Cherry Delight decision, so that's

00:35:08.110 --> 00:35:11.369
on you, buckaroo. Yeah, let him do both. Okay.

00:35:11.429 --> 00:35:13.369
Let him do both, because at the very least, we

00:35:13.369 --> 00:35:16.130
might get a nugget out of something. Sure. And

00:35:16.130 --> 00:35:18.889
we can tug on that nugget. All right, Jules.

00:35:19.250 --> 00:35:21.989
I'm on it. Dives. Full -on Scrooge McDuck dives

00:35:21.989 --> 00:35:26.329
into a pile of books. Ow! Tell Penny we said

00:35:26.329 --> 00:35:32.650
hello. Hell yeah. With that, do you want to proceed?

00:35:33.559 --> 00:35:37.159
To the fifth day. Got my boarding pass, my carry

00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:41.599
-on. Your dog gets to ride on with you. He's

00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:43.860
going to go in the back. Yeah, he's an emotional

00:35:43.860 --> 00:35:46.820
support dog. There you go. Don't need a kennel

00:35:46.820 --> 00:35:52.000
for him. And so you depart. Before you leave,

00:35:52.059 --> 00:35:54.480
I imagine, you know, there's probably some exchange

00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:57.059
with Dresden who's standing with all the cherry

00:35:57.059 --> 00:35:59.679
delights kind of surrounding all around him.

00:35:59.739 --> 00:36:02.840
He rounds up his climbing on his head. Any last

00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:06.539
words of, you know, to kind of ease the worried

00:36:06.539 --> 00:36:09.760
jewels that Dresden might drop? I got it here.

00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:13.739
Do your thing. And Roundstuff kicks him in the

00:36:13.739 --> 00:36:20.619
face. Pulls his hair, ties his shoelaces together.

00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:25.539
See, I'm just fucking fine. It's Radiant Citadel

00:36:25.539 --> 00:36:30.280
Kindergarten Cop. Seriously, yeah, exactly. We'll

00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:32.739
come back to this. We actually will. But anyway,

00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:35.699
don't worry. We'll see Dresden again real soon.

00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:41.500
But with that, I suppose you leave Jules. I mean,

00:36:41.539 --> 00:36:44.000
if there's one person you can trust to watch

00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:46.940
your family. Yeah. It's him. A member of your

00:36:46.940 --> 00:36:52.300
family. Yeah. Hell yeah. So you leave. So you

00:36:52.300 --> 00:36:57.300
travel up the length of the Citadel through streets,

00:36:57.340 --> 00:37:01.900
through crowds that stay away from you. Crowds

00:37:01.900 --> 00:37:05.820
that avoid you, glare at you, whisper about you.

00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:08.659
Pushing up and up and up until you reach the

00:37:08.659 --> 00:37:12.260
passage of respite. Where just on time you see

00:37:12.260 --> 00:37:16.460
the amethyst conquer jewel is coming to dock

00:37:16.460 --> 00:37:23.019
this great dark purple gemstone. And you board?

00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:28.769
Yes. Blanche is probably a little nervous about...

00:37:28.769 --> 00:37:30.769
Yeah, Jules and Chester are pretty seasoned in

00:37:30.769 --> 00:37:33.590
all this. Well, Blanche is worried about, like,

00:37:33.610 --> 00:37:36.110
what... Are they going to let her on? You know

00:37:36.110 --> 00:37:39.909
what I mean? She's really nervous about the authorities

00:37:39.909 --> 00:37:42.929
right now. You're still a luminary. You have

00:37:42.929 --> 00:37:45.250
full access. Yeah, I think Jules and Chester

00:37:45.250 --> 00:37:48.849
will walk ahead. Jules will turn around and just

00:37:48.849 --> 00:37:53.590
extend his hand back. Yeah. Blanche will grab

00:37:53.590 --> 00:37:57.380
on and, you know, now that the... The nerves

00:37:57.380 --> 00:38:02.079
of almost expecting or waiting for getting denied

00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:05.539
have passed. You can see the gate guards don't

00:38:05.539 --> 00:38:07.380
like it. Before they'd seen you, they'd probably

00:38:07.380 --> 00:38:10.000
been delighted. Now that you see these sour faces,

00:38:10.260 --> 00:38:12.260
they can't let you. But you have to remember,

00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.199
Atash can say whatever he wants. He can rile

00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:17.119
up the public, but he does not make the laws.

00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:19.639
He does not command the luminaries. That's the

00:38:19.639 --> 00:38:24.460
speakers. Not yet, I should say. But if this

00:38:24.460 --> 00:38:28.079
mission fails... That could change, and that

00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:31.820
could be very, very bad. But you step upon the

00:38:31.820 --> 00:38:35.480
amethyst, move into the crowd, and just as happened

00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:47.219
before, rises up into orbit and phases. When

00:38:47.219 --> 00:38:51.880
the sort of sliding door jumps out of the amethyst,

00:38:53.089 --> 00:38:55.449
opens. I imagine you probably can see blurrily

00:38:55.449 --> 00:38:57.750
through it, like the, you know, this long landscape

00:38:57.750 --> 00:39:00.030
around you and a great shadow that you're facing

00:39:00.030 --> 00:39:03.250
as you open up, kind of facing west in the world

00:39:03.250 --> 00:39:06.230
of Holory. You see as it opens and you can look

00:39:06.230 --> 00:39:09.090
out the sort of doorway as you're moving out

00:39:09.090 --> 00:39:11.159
of it. that it opens in the middle of a great

00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:13.960
plain, long yellow grass blowing easily in a

00:39:13.960 --> 00:39:16.579
calm breeze. Perhaps somewhere far off, you can

00:39:16.579 --> 00:39:19.320
see a family of tigers are prowling and moving

00:39:19.320 --> 00:39:22.599
away. Far, far away, they're orange stripes kind

00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:25.340
of standing out to you. Sorry, black stripes,

00:39:25.460 --> 00:39:30.400
orange. You know what? Orange and stripes, maybe?

00:39:30.619 --> 00:39:32.559
No, no, no. Tigers actually are black with orange

00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:36.989
stripes. Look it up. You look out, this blue

00:39:36.989 --> 00:39:41.349
sky hangs overhead. A beautiful, perfect day.

00:39:41.909 --> 00:39:43.909
As you step out, you're facing west. You see

00:39:43.909 --> 00:39:48.510
that the sky is dominated by the city of Yanito.

00:39:49.130 --> 00:39:51.090
You must be just a half mile away from the main

00:39:51.090 --> 00:39:53.929
gate where you stand, where a long wall bearing

00:39:53.929 --> 00:39:56.889
colorful flags and ribbons rungs along the front

00:39:56.889 --> 00:40:00.070
of a great wide hill that rises up and up and

00:40:00.070 --> 00:40:02.550
up, and the entire city is built in layers upon

00:40:02.550 --> 00:40:05.250
this hill, a majestic display of sloping roofs

00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:07.949
and switchhacking streets broken up by parks

00:40:07.949 --> 00:40:10.289
and copses of trees. At the very top of this

00:40:10.289 --> 00:40:12.429
hill, more flags and ribbons adorn the walls

00:40:12.429 --> 00:40:16.369
of a colossal red palace. Beyond that, you can

00:40:16.369 --> 00:40:18.769
see the hill rises even still, and a second wall

00:40:18.769 --> 00:40:21.409
separates the city from lush forests beyond.

00:40:22.070 --> 00:40:24.550
There's a great roaring river standing against

00:40:24.550 --> 00:40:26.449
the city's northern side, coming down the hill

00:40:26.449 --> 00:40:29.869
in a rush, rushing off into the plains and sort

00:40:29.869 --> 00:40:31.909
of scattering away in a different direction.

00:40:32.710 --> 00:40:38.170
You see this city. I mean, this titan of a city.

00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:41.480
You see a mess of activity at the main gate far

00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:44.820
ahead where wagons bearing crops line up and

00:40:44.820 --> 00:40:46.719
travelers move past. They have guards and dark

00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:49.539
breastplates and long blue battle skirts. Among

00:40:49.539 --> 00:40:51.679
the folks you see, there are a number of chromatic

00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:54.039
-scaled dragonborns, mostly red, green, and blue,

00:40:54.099 --> 00:40:56.320
as well as humans with dark hair. These are the

00:40:56.320 --> 00:41:00.099
primary peoples of this world. you are looking

00:41:00.099 --> 00:41:01.719
at all this. I think in other worlds, you usually

00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.440
have those like stands and, you know, kind of

00:41:04.440 --> 00:41:06.159
like when you get in this information. Like a

00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:07.480
farmer's market sort of thing. Yeah, there's

00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:08.699
probably one of those here, but it's a little

00:41:08.699 --> 00:41:10.480
small since you're so close to the main city.

00:41:10.500 --> 00:41:12.039
There's not really a reason to have it go all

00:41:12.039 --> 00:41:14.699
out. You're just a short jaunt away. There's

00:41:14.699 --> 00:41:16.900
probably still, you know, people who can take

00:41:16.900 --> 00:41:19.280
you on mounts to bring you in closer, but. Is

00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:21.840
this the biggest city that we've visited so far?

00:41:22.900 --> 00:41:24.980
Tythos is by far, was by far the biggest city.

00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:27.860
Oh, that's a really good question. This is probably

00:41:27.860 --> 00:41:30.260
about. This is probably bigger than Saint -Étienne

00:41:30.260 --> 00:41:31.739
City, because Saint -Étienne City wasn't like

00:41:31.739 --> 00:41:34.559
an actual full city -state. I'd say yes, yeah.

00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:39.780
A little bigger than even Zinda, which is quite

00:41:39.780 --> 00:41:44.599
large. Okay. So what instructions were we given

00:41:44.599 --> 00:41:46.820
by Sholay? Did she want us to meet her at the

00:41:46.820 --> 00:41:48.599
castle? Are we supposed to... Oh yeah, she said

00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:50.519
to join her there. You probably received a missive

00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:52.519
sometime afterwards, basically said, when you

00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.760
arrive, proceed to the castle. Guards have been

00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:58.489
informed of your arrival. Basically, just go

00:41:58.489 --> 00:42:01.250
there. You have rooms and board at the castle.

00:42:01.650 --> 00:42:03.769
Queen Jean -Mi is accepting you as guests. She

00:42:03.769 --> 00:42:07.710
did her thing, got you in, made her introductions.

00:42:08.449 --> 00:42:10.849
She's going to use Xena to kind of soften your

00:42:10.849 --> 00:42:16.650
reputations, Queen Jean -Mi. So, yeah. All you

00:42:16.650 --> 00:42:18.010
got to do is show up and be impressive, right?

00:42:18.329 --> 00:42:23.289
You can do that. Our ability to freely travel,

00:42:23.369 --> 00:42:27.630
I think, depends on our performance here. Maybe

00:42:27.630 --> 00:42:31.510
it's best that we blend in, head straight for

00:42:31.510 --> 00:42:35.929
the palace, try not to make any ruckus. Yeah.

00:42:36.269 --> 00:42:39.909
Just do what we got to do. Right, Chester? Oh,

00:42:39.909 --> 00:42:42.690
yeah, Jules. Let's do it. Right, Chester? Yeah,

00:42:42.690 --> 00:42:47.190
yeah. Hey, hey. We're good. All right. Sidekick.

00:42:47.289 --> 00:42:49.929
Keep your ears open and your hands in your pockets.

00:42:50.829 --> 00:42:53.969
He slides him grudgingly down. But you do see,

00:42:54.010 --> 00:42:57.210
like, at the same time, his eyes sparkle at the

00:42:57.210 --> 00:43:00.030
sight of this city. You know, Chester loves a

00:43:00.030 --> 00:43:02.969
metropolis. He loves to, you know, scamper through

00:43:02.969 --> 00:43:04.650
the streets, causing all sorts of mayhem. And

00:43:04.650 --> 00:43:06.409
he just, like, it's like he is in his element,

00:43:06.710 --> 00:43:11.210
like, shaking with excitement. Meanwhile, Akio

00:43:11.210 --> 00:43:13.170
is shaking with the opposite of excitement because

00:43:13.170 --> 00:43:16.869
he lived in a quiet shrine for his entire life.

00:43:17.489 --> 00:43:22.139
Oh, we're going there. It looks full. Is there

00:43:22.139 --> 00:43:24.780
one that's not full? I'll be with you the whole

00:43:24.780 --> 00:43:28.840
time, Akio. There will be nothing to worry about.

00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:32.340
It kind of slides up right next to you. Very,

00:43:32.380 --> 00:43:35.440
very close. I wish I could be attached to you

00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:39.039
by some sort of lead or leash. So you can't get

00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:44.179
away from me. Think of it this way. Anywhere

00:43:44.179 --> 00:43:47.440
we go in this city is going to be less crowded

00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:54.329
than the handsome house. It's like a small groan

00:43:54.329 --> 00:43:57.710
mixed with a growl. I was thinking about Handsome

00:43:57.710 --> 00:44:00.690
House. You did fantastic there. You are a very

00:44:00.690 --> 00:44:08.030
good boy. Huge wide eyes. Stiffens up, sort of

00:44:08.030 --> 00:44:10.309
puffs out his chest, more determined than ever.

00:44:10.349 --> 00:44:12.670
Like, okay, I can do this. He kind of starts

00:44:12.670 --> 00:44:17.269
proudly long strides as he moves towards the

00:44:17.269 --> 00:44:19.469
city gates. I hear they have fish fillets here

00:44:19.469 --> 00:44:25.380
that you can't get on the Citadel even. It moves

00:44:25.380 --> 00:44:29.980
faster. And so you move. As you get closer, I

00:44:29.980 --> 00:44:31.920
think that line of the gate gets a little smaller.

00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:33.599
You're in this early part of the day where a

00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.699
lot of activity is happening and people are moving

00:44:35.699 --> 00:44:38.179
in to sell crops to wherever markets are in town.

00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:40.900
So when you get there, there's not too large

00:44:40.900 --> 00:44:42.719
a line of people kind of funneling in behind

00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:45.099
you. It's like a mother and a child. She's like

00:44:45.099 --> 00:44:46.579
shushing the child who's sort of complaining

00:44:46.579 --> 00:44:49.360
and she wants to get off their feet. Like, oh,

00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:52.219
it's going to be fun. Don't worry. Kind of sitting

00:44:52.219 --> 00:44:54.780
back there. A few people ahead of you. I imagine

00:44:54.780 --> 00:44:56.760
people kind of looking at you, creating space

00:44:56.760 --> 00:44:59.099
again. Do you wait in line or do you want to

00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:01.320
kind of move around ahead as luminaries? You

00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:04.000
probably could do either. No way. I think we

00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:07.219
should wait in line. Yeah. Don't want to give

00:45:07.219 --> 00:45:09.960
anybody any reason to call us out. No. You're

00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:12.679
probably thinking well in your mind of that note

00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:16.239
left by Shrike. This ambassador from Ankara and

00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:19.280
Sengar. Someone who's here, who's out to get

00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:23.989
you. As the cart ahead of you moves in, creaking

00:45:23.989 --> 00:45:26.829
wheels, the city gates are wide open. You can

00:45:26.829 --> 00:45:29.230
see the magnificence of the city streets ahead.

00:45:30.989 --> 00:45:33.949
There are, I think, four guards here at the gate,

00:45:34.030 --> 00:45:36.869
all wielding these, like, long halberds. You

00:45:36.869 --> 00:45:38.789
can imagine, like, dark sort of breastplates,

00:45:38.789 --> 00:45:41.429
long sort of battle skirts. And one of them,

00:45:41.489 --> 00:45:47.050
a woman with very, very green eyes and long black

00:45:47.050 --> 00:45:49.860
hair and a ponytail. kind of steps up to you.

00:45:50.340 --> 00:45:53.900
And she has this very cool demeanor as she looks

00:45:53.900 --> 00:45:59.000
to you both. We were told you would be coming

00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:01.760
here. You will of course need to be searched.

00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:06.500
Do you comply? What are you searching for? We

00:46:06.500 --> 00:46:08.500
have been informed that you may have ill intentions

00:46:08.500 --> 00:46:11.880
for our city and our queen. We want to be sure

00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:14.920
that's not the case. Other guards are kind of

00:46:14.920 --> 00:46:17.789
moving up. Surely we could pose no threat to

00:46:17.789 --> 00:46:21.789
the great city of Ionito? Surely not. Especially

00:46:21.789 --> 00:46:26.349
if you comply. There's something wrong here.

00:46:28.530 --> 00:46:31.010
Do you have any checks or anything? Yeah, I'd

00:46:31.010 --> 00:46:35.349
like to roll insight, I guess. Hell yeah. Jules

00:46:35.349 --> 00:46:41.630
can't see shit. Okay. Three on the die. Just

00:46:41.630 --> 00:46:46.440
11. Okay. With an 11, all you know is... She

00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:49.219
seems like she's being overly aggressive. You've

00:46:49.219 --> 00:46:50.519
seen her speak to everybody else and she was

00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:55.659
not like this. Sure. I would feel most comfortable

00:46:55.659 --> 00:46:58.400
if there was a supervisor present for this search.

00:46:59.179 --> 00:47:01.300
Is there somebody higher up we can speak with?

00:47:01.940 --> 00:47:05.219
I am supervising the gate at the moment. Right,

00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:10.099
your supervisor. I mean, we are guests of the

00:47:10.099 --> 00:47:12.880
Queen. Surely that much respect can be shown.

00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:17.449
We will comply. This kind of a furrowed brow,

00:47:17.590 --> 00:47:21.349
a bit of an annoyance. Kind of sighs. I don't

00:47:21.349 --> 00:47:24.809
think you understand. And she kind of waves other

00:47:24.809 --> 00:47:27.110
guards, kind of move a little closer, almost

00:47:27.110 --> 00:47:29.789
like a gesture of, they're giving us trouble.

00:47:29.869 --> 00:47:31.329
The guards probably wore out an earshot, start

00:47:31.329 --> 00:47:33.889
moving in, kind of curious expression, sort of

00:47:33.889 --> 00:47:36.849
moving around you. You're looking at her, and

00:47:36.849 --> 00:47:39.070
then you guys see something kind of strange,

00:47:39.389 --> 00:47:42.360
sort of in the background of all this. Just looking

00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:44.679
on past her, past the guards behind her, past

00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:48.300
the gate into the city. You can see that the

00:47:48.300 --> 00:47:50.139
switchbacking streets curving up and up and up

00:47:50.139 --> 00:47:52.119
behind layers of towering city structures. You

00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:55.519
can see that above all of it and around the palace

00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:58.260
and behind it in the forest that stand behind

00:47:58.260 --> 00:48:01.019
and above the city on this great hill, there's

00:48:01.019 --> 00:48:04.360
like this thick white mist forming. You can see

00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:06.849
it just... falling down over the city, falling

00:48:06.849 --> 00:48:10.010
like a tidal wave in a rush, blanketing structures,

00:48:10.309 --> 00:48:12.070
obscuring the hustle and bustle of moving cities,

00:48:12.230 --> 00:48:15.889
silently enveloping the city, falling quickly,

00:48:16.030 --> 00:48:18.969
so quickly down towards the gate, towards you.

00:48:19.469 --> 00:48:22.650
It's almost like watching hot fudge poured over

00:48:22.650 --> 00:48:27.449
a sundae. And Blanche points behind the guard.

00:48:27.769 --> 00:48:32.469
Is that normal? She looks over her shoulder.

00:48:33.010 --> 00:48:36.920
You can see, like, cocks her head, and it kind

00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:38.139
of looks back to you and shakes her head like,

00:48:38.219 --> 00:48:42.519
I will not deal with your distractions. You will

00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:44.480
surrender ourselves to a full surge, or we...

00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:50.480
And the white mist surges over you all. Do you

00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:55.000
use any spell slots? I don't like the way that

00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:59.239
was worded. No. Any abilities? Bardic Inspiration?

00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:02.260
Maybe a use of Misdirection's Catapult? Bladesong?

00:49:02.579 --> 00:49:05.000
Anything. Let me know. What do you want to burn?

00:49:05.699 --> 00:49:09.079
So the weird thing is that I, Stephen, was planning

00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:12.480
on casting a spell. Yeah. Or at least Blanche

00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:14.599
was planning on casting a spell. Okay. But now

00:49:14.599 --> 00:49:18.820
because of this, Stephen doesn't want to. Might

00:49:18.820 --> 00:49:21.300
want to cast that spell. I don't know. Jeremy,

00:49:21.340 --> 00:49:22.880
I don't know what to do. Because I just showed

00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:25.739
you on my phone what I was going to do. All right,

00:49:25.739 --> 00:49:29.119
let's lay it out on the table. You know, top

00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:33.099
level stuff. If I cast invisibility at fourth

00:49:33.099 --> 00:49:37.559
level, I can make Blanche, Chester, and Akio

00:49:37.559 --> 00:49:39.820
all invisible. You have invisibility as well.

00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:41.920
You can cast on yourself. The four of us can

00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:45.019
just scoot on by, which is what my character

00:49:45.019 --> 00:49:50.039
was ready to do, but now I'm afraid at what David's

00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:53.079
saying. Jules was not ready to do that. Okay.

00:49:53.739 --> 00:49:56.119
You would not have done that. I think, okay.

00:49:56.519 --> 00:49:59.900
So why would Blanche not have done that? Because

00:49:59.900 --> 00:50:02.960
of what happened. I don't think you would have

00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:07.219
done that. Okay. But you can use a fourth -level

00:50:07.219 --> 00:50:10.179
spell slot if you want. No. No, I don't think

00:50:10.179 --> 00:50:12.119
so. You don't think so? Any abilities? Nothing?

00:50:12.920 --> 00:50:15.159
I am going to give you a plus 10 luck bonus here

00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:17.320
since you have absolutely no idea what the fuck

00:50:17.320 --> 00:50:20.920
is going on this time. I am so benevolent. I

00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.119
have no idea what is going on. Yeah. Jules does

00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:25.900
not make a knee -jerk reaction move before he

00:50:25.900 --> 00:50:29.019
can get a lay of kind of what's going on. I mean,

00:50:29.019 --> 00:50:31.639
not entirely what's going on, but... I'm not

00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:34.300
asking you guys. He pauses for a second. I'm

00:50:34.300 --> 00:50:36.659
not asking your characters in the moment. I'm

00:50:36.659 --> 00:50:37.840
asking you guys. What the fuck are you doing,

00:50:37.900 --> 00:50:40.239
David? Do you use a spell slot? I don't think

00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:43.360
so. No. Any spell slots? No. Okay. I think it's

00:50:43.360 --> 00:50:46.400
time to wait a beat and see what happens. Okay.

00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:49.159
That makes sense. You want to reserve them. It's

00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:50.940
still early in the day. Look at your shit -eating

00:50:50.940 --> 00:50:55.199
grin. What is this? Plus 10 luck bonus and that's

00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:57.989
it. What do you mean? I'm so fucking confused.

00:50:58.010 --> 00:51:00.449
Sure. Plus 10 luck bonus and that's it, I guess.

00:51:01.110 --> 00:51:03.030
All right. I'll bump it to a 20 because... Oh,

00:51:03.050 --> 00:51:05.110
God. We have to do something. We have to do something,

00:51:05.309 --> 00:51:09.550
Jeremy. Roll a D100. So, what the hell? Okay.

00:51:09.630 --> 00:51:11.510
Jesus Christ. Whoever wants to roll, you need

00:51:11.510 --> 00:51:14.250
one for all of you. Oh, one for everybody. One

00:51:14.250 --> 00:51:19.190
roll for everybody. Oh, my God. I've been waiting

00:51:19.190 --> 00:51:22.610
so long for this. 65. 65 with a 20, that's a

00:51:22.610 --> 00:51:25.949
75. That is... Not with a 20. With a 20, that's

00:51:25.949 --> 00:51:32.039
an 85. You're right. That's actually really good.

00:51:32.539 --> 00:51:35.679
Okay. That's great news. Good? Great news. Good

00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:38.659
roll. That plus 20 was way too nice. Can we have

00:51:38.659 --> 00:51:41.559
a plus 10? I guess you can do whatever you want,

00:51:41.659 --> 00:51:44.360
you sick son of a bitch. Damn. No, you're right.

00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:47.539
I'll be nice because I'm not being very nice

00:51:47.539 --> 00:51:49.679
right now. Jeremy, I'm willing to use a dice

00:51:49.679 --> 00:51:53.380
roller for this for reasons. What is happening?

00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:56.989
What is going on, David? Hang on. You know, he

00:51:56.989 --> 00:51:59.590
said before we're going to hate this arc. What

00:51:59.590 --> 00:52:02.050
the fuck? He said we're going to hate it. Sorry,

00:52:02.110 --> 00:52:03.090
I got to do a bunch of math in my head. Give

00:52:03.090 --> 00:52:04.809
me a second. Don't point at me. I'm pointing

00:52:04.809 --> 00:52:08.090
at you. Pointing at you again. That's two. Let

00:52:08.090 --> 00:52:10.170
me ask. I assume that if I was to break down

00:52:10.170 --> 00:52:12.550
your party into frontliners and backliners, Akio

00:52:12.550 --> 00:52:13.769
and Blanche would be your frontliners, Chester

00:52:13.769 --> 00:52:15.789
and Jules your backliners. Oh, God. This is very

00:52:15.789 --> 00:52:17.929
important. Yeah. No, that's definitely. Cool.

00:52:18.010 --> 00:52:23.099
Okay. Blanche. David. Damn it. You are suddenly

00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:25.659
standing, blade raised, some 15 feet away from

00:52:25.659 --> 00:52:28.159
where you were. What? You have taken five points

00:52:28.159 --> 00:52:30.320
of damage, a large sort of gash kind of in your

00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:33.119
upper sort of arm and shoulder. A whimpering

00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:35.139
sounds behind you, and you turn to see that woman

00:52:35.139 --> 00:52:37.639
and child. They were just behind you in line,

00:52:37.699 --> 00:52:40.699
cowering together under your protection. What?

00:52:40.739 --> 00:52:42.380
Tears run down their cheeks. What? They are not

00:52:42.380 --> 00:52:47.380
crying now. They just look confused. Jules. A

00:52:47.380 --> 00:52:50.280
burning pain in your sort of waist, kind of like

00:52:50.280 --> 00:52:53.780
down in your side, and you have taken five points

00:52:53.780 --> 00:52:57.559
of damage. What? A large gash in you. The stirred

00:52:57.559 --> 00:52:59.380
sword is in your hand, positioned in a forward

00:52:59.380 --> 00:53:02.340
thrust, like you've just moved your leg sort

00:53:02.340 --> 00:53:04.960
of out in this sort of reaching step. You feel

00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:07.400
Chester behind you, sort of like pressed up by

00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.219
your back, his crossbow raised and loaded, and

00:53:10.219 --> 00:53:12.539
Akio stands nearby, growling over the blade in

00:53:12.539 --> 00:53:15.320
his mouth. He stops growling, though, and then

00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:16.900
looks around as if trying to figure out what

00:53:16.900 --> 00:53:20.559
he was growling at. The guard that stopped you,

00:53:20.579 --> 00:53:23.820
the woman, lies somewhere between you both, Blanche

00:53:23.820 --> 00:53:26.519
and Jules. Her body covered in blood and large

00:53:26.519 --> 00:53:30.840
gashes. She is not moving, not breathing. You

00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:33.659
see two of the guards at the gate are sort of,

00:53:33.659 --> 00:53:35.739
again, their weapons, sort of out looking around,

00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:39.820
confused, nervous. One of them sits propped up

00:53:39.820 --> 00:53:41.760
against the stone wall beside the gate, their

00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:44.920
neck a fresh gushing wound, a trail of blood

00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:47.980
soaking the wall behind them in a streak down

00:53:47.980 --> 00:53:50.780
to their bodies. And you can see around them

00:53:50.780 --> 00:53:53.239
enormous gouges have been torn from the stone

00:53:53.239 --> 00:53:57.000
of the wall. And there is stone all around you,

00:53:57.059 --> 00:53:59.900
too, cracking, crumbling stone, falling apart

00:53:59.900 --> 00:54:03.340
but looking as though it has just held some shape.

00:54:03.820 --> 00:54:07.420
What? Crackling, but looks like it used to hold.

00:54:07.460 --> 00:54:10.000
Cracking. Cracking crumbling. It's stone, almost

00:54:10.000 --> 00:54:11.960
like it's sort of you look down and see a vague

00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:15.519
shape before it dissolves into just this rubble.

00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:22.400
You stand here, hurt, confused, wondering what

00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:26.599
the hell just happened. It's like you just fought

00:54:26.599 --> 00:54:31.320
for your very lives, and you don't remember a

00:54:31.320 --> 00:54:33.880
thing. And we'll call it there.
