WEBVTT 00:00:01.420 --> 00:00:03.960 Roll for initiative! Alright, Pants People, you're 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:06.799 up! So, here's your options. You can either dodge 00:00:06.799 --> 00:00:09.820 action like a chump, like a coward, and not engage 00:00:09.820 --> 00:00:11.240 with our social media, our Discord, all that 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:13.179 stuff at all, or you can commit full assault, 00:00:13.400 --> 00:00:16.440 get in there, get on our Instagram, our Facebook, 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:19.079 our Discord, what else we got? Instagram? I said 00:00:19.079 --> 00:00:21.320 that one already. We got TikTok, I don't know. 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:23.480 Go do that stuff! It's cool! We're doing things 00:00:23.480 --> 00:00:25.019 all the time, we're working on a YouTube eventually, 00:00:25.219 --> 00:00:26.960 we'll get there. But yeah, check us out, Pants 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:28.300 People, and thank you so much for listening. 00:00:28.420 --> 00:00:31.230 You guys are the best. Uh, your turn's over. 00:01:39.980 --> 00:01:42.739 We also have seen the return of Chester Meeps. 00:01:43.310 --> 00:01:46.430 who had joined Jules, Sean, Zebulon, and I in 00:01:46.430 --> 00:01:48.909 our harrowing journey through Godspread. One 00:01:48.909 --> 00:01:50.829 has to wonder if the brave and talented Mr. Meeps 00:01:50.829 --> 00:01:52.709 will have a sidekick position in the near future. 00:01:52.930 --> 00:01:56.689 Who can say? Finally, we know now that they have 00:01:56.689 --> 00:01:58.769 left the city of Zinda and traveled into the 00:01:58.769 --> 00:02:01.469 Golden Bay in the Nine Rules region, the very 00:02:01.469 --> 00:02:04.430 land ruled over by the Montelio household. It 00:02:04.430 --> 00:02:06.670 seems their celebrations continue beyond the 00:02:06.670 --> 00:02:09.699 March of Vice. We can only hope that these heroes 00:02:09.699 --> 00:02:11.860 have found themselves some much -deserved rest 00:02:11.860 --> 00:02:16.639 and relaxation. Yeah, we're chilling hard. Yeah. 00:02:16.900 --> 00:02:19.939 Yeah. Chilling so hard. Chilling so hard. We 00:02:19.939 --> 00:02:22.620 got the little beach chairs out, sipping. And 00:02:22.620 --> 00:02:24.219 we're on floaties. I don't know. In the ocean. 00:02:24.219 --> 00:02:30.180 What's the Noir equivalent to a margarita? Jelly 00:02:30.180 --> 00:02:31.939 wine Rita? I think it's a margarita. Beacher 00:02:31.939 --> 00:02:38.909 Rita. Wow. Our characters may not be relaxing. 00:02:39.830 --> 00:02:42.789 We will be next week. Oh, that's right. Yes. 00:02:42.889 --> 00:02:44.909 Yeah. What are we doing, Steven? Well, I mean, 00:02:44.909 --> 00:02:47.050 it's not next week for us right now. That's in 00:02:47.050 --> 00:02:49.509 a few weeks. But if you're listening to this, 00:02:49.689 --> 00:02:51.629 you're not going to be listening to this next 00:02:51.629 --> 00:02:53.590 week because we're going to be taking that time 00:02:53.590 --> 00:02:58.710 in real human life to go back. Why do you say 00:02:58.710 --> 00:03:01.270 human? Why human all the time? It is a human 00:03:01.270 --> 00:03:06.110 life, David. It's so weird every time. Are you 00:03:06.110 --> 00:03:09.629 not human? I don't think you are. That's the 00:03:09.629 --> 00:03:13.210 problem. We're going back to see Glass Cannon 00:03:13.210 --> 00:03:15.150 live again when they show up in Boston. Oh, yeah. 00:03:15.810 --> 00:03:19.830 So that's our sort of fancy pants anniversary 00:03:19.830 --> 00:03:23.110 weekend. Jeremy's birthday weekend. Happy future 00:03:23.110 --> 00:03:27.250 birthday, Mr. Jeremy. Thanks. So we're taking 00:03:27.250 --> 00:03:30.009 a little time off again together like we did 00:03:30.009 --> 00:03:33.389 last year. Yearly FP tradition, I think. Yes. 00:03:33.389 --> 00:03:38.349 Yeah. Much deserved for a good Mr. Wolf. And 00:03:38.349 --> 00:03:40.810 then shortly after that, we'll be hitting episode 00:03:40.810 --> 00:03:46.930 100. Oh, after you get back. After I get back. 00:03:46.930 --> 00:03:50.409 From where, Steven? I'm going to Oktoberfest 00:03:50.409 --> 00:03:53.469 in Munich, Germany, as well as a bunch of other 00:03:53.469 --> 00:03:57.110 stops along the way. I'm super jealous. I want 00:03:57.110 --> 00:04:00.430 a lot of pictures. Yeah. I'm going to a beer 00:04:00.430 --> 00:04:03.810 boy's mecca. We're going to hear a lot of stories, 00:04:03.909 --> 00:04:06.030 I'm guessing. A lot of stories when you get back. 00:04:06.189 --> 00:04:08.110 Probably. Look forward to those in episode 100. 00:04:08.689 --> 00:04:14.469 If you remember them. Yeah, exactly. And if you 00:04:14.469 --> 00:04:18.569 get back. If you don't decide to stay in Beer 00:04:18.569 --> 00:04:21.709 Boys Mecca. Don't get drunk and get arrested 00:04:21.709 --> 00:04:25.050 in Germany. I bet it's probably okay. I mean, 00:04:25.069 --> 00:04:27.629 like, I wouldn't want to get arrested in, I don't 00:04:27.629 --> 00:04:30.279 know, some other country. I just mean come back. 00:04:30.459 --> 00:04:39.459 Oh, oh, oh. You know what? No matter what country 00:04:39.459 --> 00:04:41.879 I'm in at the time, I'm probably not going to 00:04:41.879 --> 00:04:44.379 get arrested. That's good. That's my promise 00:04:44.379 --> 00:04:47.620 here to you now. He said probably. That means 00:04:47.620 --> 00:04:51.019 there's a chance. There's always a chance. Always. 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:55.860 A chance. Speed of getting arrested, gentlemen. 00:04:56.300 --> 00:04:58.720 I'm going to arrest you off the back of my manta. 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:01.959 A Blanche's manta. How dare you steal my segue? 00:05:02.500 --> 00:05:05.759 How dare you? Is that a Blanta? How dare you? 00:05:06.079 --> 00:05:10.220 No, it's Chew. It's Chew. Chew the manta. My 00:05:10.220 --> 00:05:15.040 Sahuagin champion. You got it. No, that was it. 00:05:15.220 --> 00:05:18.339 My Sahuagin champion. Sahuagin. Sahuagin. Sahuagin. 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:22.639 I hate this. Jumps from his big old hunter shark. 00:05:23.620 --> 00:05:26.569 Slides down beside you, ready to strike. And 00:05:26.569 --> 00:05:31.670 he gets caught in a gnarly scar on Chew's back. 00:05:31.790 --> 00:05:35.509 And he just falls, fumbles down, splashes down. 00:05:35.709 --> 00:05:39.490 I want to say, as a natural one, not just a fail, 00:05:39.569 --> 00:05:42.129 but a full crit fail, that does take my movement. 00:05:42.389 --> 00:05:45.750 He is prone when this round ends. He slides. 00:05:45.930 --> 00:05:48.829 Excellent! Just acting all tough. You say a cool 00:05:48.829 --> 00:05:54.670 thing, he jumps over. Fuck! I'm going to kill 00:05:54.670 --> 00:05:57.389 you now! And he just slides out. I still get 00:05:57.389 --> 00:06:02.689 two attacks. I used one. Still my turn. But they're 00:06:02.689 --> 00:06:06.069 disadvantage because I'm prone. So, good luck, 00:06:06.209 --> 00:06:08.129 buddy. Good luck. Yeah, let me know if you roll 00:06:08.129 --> 00:06:11.490 a crit. Oh, this one might get you. Come on, 00:06:11.550 --> 00:06:15.589 come on. No. 16 will not hit Blanche, I'm guessing. 00:06:16.089 --> 00:06:19.209 No. Okay, up to that shell. Up to that shell. 00:06:19.350 --> 00:06:22.540 Hey, don't get cocky yet. You may have done everything 00:06:22.540 --> 00:06:24.740 right and I've done everything wrong, but these 00:06:24.740 --> 00:06:27.860 guys are scary and cool. Just you wait. He slides. 00:06:28.100 --> 00:06:29.959 Boom, boom. Kind of hits the side of your shell. 00:06:30.060 --> 00:06:34.459 Cannot quite get barren. But that's going to 00:06:34.459 --> 00:06:39.060 be my turn. 16. Nice. You're going to kind of 00:06:39.060 --> 00:06:42.139 regret everything. I don't know, man. I'm not 00:06:42.139 --> 00:06:44.139 going to go easy on this guy. That's Chester. 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:48.420 All right. Invisible Chester. So just one man 00:06:48.420 --> 00:06:50.259 just kind of going on its own. Yeah. How far? 00:06:50.920 --> 00:06:53.920 Yeah, I need to get in 30 -foot range. Okay. 00:06:54.079 --> 00:06:55.920 Blanche has 40 feet of movement. You could double 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:57.399 move if it's not doing anything else. I mean, 00:06:57.399 --> 00:07:00.740 I really... I don't even know. I don't want to 00:07:00.740 --> 00:07:03.319 get that close. I just want to get to within 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:07.000 30 feet. Like, once I'm at 30 feet, he's misty 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:10.220 -stepping. Okay. Here's the one thing. I need 00:07:10.220 --> 00:07:13.660 an animal handling check. Yep, yep, yep, yep, 00:07:13.699 --> 00:07:17.189 yep, yep. Well, didn't Blanche's... Who's the 00:07:17.189 --> 00:07:19.970 alpha? Yeah, Blanche and Jaune are riding the 00:07:19.970 --> 00:07:22.569 leaders. I never actually said who was following 00:07:22.569 --> 00:07:24.170 who. You could have Chester positioned behind 00:07:24.170 --> 00:07:27.550 Blanche. No, you said you wanted the heroes and 00:07:27.550 --> 00:07:29.529 the sidekicks together, but I have an idea, Jeremy. 00:07:29.689 --> 00:07:34.470 How? Chester could jump onto Jaune's manta because 00:07:34.470 --> 00:07:38.009 Jaune's going up into the battle. True. Well, 00:07:38.129 --> 00:07:40.509 Jaune isn't there yet, though. No, not yet. You'd 00:07:40.509 --> 00:07:42.149 have to wait. Well, that's what I'm saying right 00:07:42.149 --> 00:07:45.550 now. I want Chester there now on this turn. They're 00:07:45.550 --> 00:07:49.069 my hostages and I want them now. I will say, 00:07:49.129 --> 00:07:50.910 you guys had a plan before this. I set you up 00:07:50.910 --> 00:07:52.610 with sidekicks and heroes together. That was 00:07:52.610 --> 00:07:55.110 my decision. If you want to put Chester behind 00:07:55.110 --> 00:07:57.750 Blanche. Yeah, what I was asking is if his mana 00:07:57.750 --> 00:08:01.069 could follow Blanche closer to the action. I 00:08:01.069 --> 00:08:04.610 don't think that's a far stretch for Chester 00:08:04.610 --> 00:08:08.230 to be able to say, hey, you manta that is trained, 00:08:08.470 --> 00:08:11.610 you follow that manta now. Maybe that's easier 00:08:11.610 --> 00:08:14.019 than the animal check at least. Let's make it 00:08:14.019 --> 00:08:16.360 a real easy animal handling check. I'm gonna 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:18.139 drop this one down a little up. I think that's 00:08:18.139 --> 00:08:20.360 good. Let's do the check. Okay, what's his? You're 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:21.860 right. As long as it's following one of the two. 00:08:21.980 --> 00:08:24.360 What's his modifier for it? For animal? I don't 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:27.759 know. Is it wisdom? You guys have character sheets 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:29.860 open. Animal handling is wisdom. Thank you. Animal 00:08:29.860 --> 00:08:31.399 handling is wisdom. Okay, cool. He's good at 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:35.299 that. Fuck yeah, he's got a plus two. Eleven. 00:08:36.299 --> 00:08:38.720 You're good. Oh, God. You're good. Okay. With 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.700 an 11. It's not a hard thing. He just gets within 00:08:41.700 --> 00:08:44.519 range. He doesn't get close because I don't want 00:08:44.519 --> 00:08:47.919 to raise an alarm with a random single man array 00:08:47.919 --> 00:08:50.840 going closer. And then he's going to Misty Step. 00:08:51.379 --> 00:08:53.139 You're saying the goal was to, yeah. That was 00:08:53.139 --> 00:08:55.419 only 10 feet from all the way back there to Blanche. 00:08:56.139 --> 00:08:58.139 Diagonals on World 20 are really weird. You said 00:08:58.139 --> 00:09:00.799 we were at 40 feet. Yeah, diagonals are weird. 00:09:01.100 --> 00:09:04.740 We were at 40 feet from the back. From the back 00:09:04.740 --> 00:09:07.529 line, yeah. I mean, he still uses movement, though. 00:09:07.629 --> 00:09:09.470 He has half movement. He can get close enough 00:09:09.470 --> 00:09:11.669 and use his movement. He has 15 feet of movement 00:09:11.669 --> 00:09:13.470 when swimming. That's half of him, but he'll 00:09:13.470 --> 00:09:15.809 be fine. He can go invisible, plurp down the 00:09:15.809 --> 00:09:18.330 water, and just swim over and get to work. Perfect. 00:09:18.509 --> 00:09:20.870 We'll do that. I want him here on this turn. 00:09:21.450 --> 00:09:25.590 Hell yeah. So we see Chester blast out. Sweet. 00:09:25.809 --> 00:09:28.450 Go right behind this turtle in the back. We don't 00:09:28.450 --> 00:09:30.730 see. Yeah, we don't see. Yeah, this blank, empty 00:09:30.730 --> 00:09:33.970 manticore comes up and... Chester, and we just 00:09:33.970 --> 00:09:36.669 barely see some mist hovering above the ocean 00:09:36.669 --> 00:09:39.929 as Chester performs this magic. Appears, bonus 00:09:39.929 --> 00:09:42.789 action, in the water, diving from there. There's 00:09:42.789 --> 00:09:44.870 a little splash that no one quite notices as 00:09:44.870 --> 00:09:46.789 he moves up towards the turtle in the back, grabs 00:09:46.789 --> 00:09:51.750 on. I just thought of something. Stand by. Fuck. 00:09:52.970 --> 00:09:56.610 Invisibility ends when you cast a spell. Oh, 00:09:56.629 --> 00:09:58.809 it's not just when you attack? No, it's when 00:09:58.809 --> 00:10:01.759 you attack or cast a spell. Even if somebody 00:10:01.759 --> 00:10:09.360 cast it on you, right? Fuck. Shit. Oh, you're 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:15.700 right. Yeah. Wow, good catch. I hate that. I 00:10:15.700 --> 00:10:18.159 will say this. Man, we're really stupid this 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:19.639 episode. He can be visible, but he can dive under 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:21.960 the water. The turtles at this point, the shark, 00:10:22.019 --> 00:10:23.740 let go of them. They're starting to sink. Chester 00:10:23.740 --> 00:10:25.600 holds his breath, goes in. Yeah, in that case, 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:28.210 we could say that... He just kind of pops up 00:10:28.210 --> 00:10:29.870 when he needs breath real quick, but he does 00:10:29.870 --> 00:10:32.370 it in a way where he's kind of behind and close 00:10:32.370 --> 00:10:35.730 up to each turtle. He can hold his breath for 00:10:35.730 --> 00:10:41.389 rounds. Oh, perfect. Okay, we're fine then. Misty 00:10:41.389 --> 00:10:43.490 steps, and what you don't see is he appears in 00:10:43.490 --> 00:10:45.009 the water. He looks down to a spot you can see 00:10:45.009 --> 00:10:46.990 within the water, appears underneath the waves 00:10:46.990 --> 00:10:48.250 where the troglodytes are not looking, behind 00:10:48.250 --> 00:10:51.480 their line. He's visible. But he's now, the turtles 00:10:51.480 --> 00:10:54.220 are slowly sinking down, falling with their tether 00:10:54.220 --> 00:10:56.100 gone. Okay. And he starts cutting them free. 00:10:56.100 --> 00:10:58.360 So I just completely fucking wasted him. No, 00:10:58.379 --> 00:11:00.879 I guess I didn't. No, I mean, without the invisibility, 00:11:01.019 --> 00:11:02.500 you probably wouldn't have gotten through. Yeah, 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:04.259 that's true. Yeah, they basically didn't notice 00:11:04.259 --> 00:11:06.240 him. They just saw an empty mantep coming up. 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:08.139 Okay, cool. With no one in the saddle, and it's 00:11:08.139 --> 00:11:11.720 really suspicious. All right, I like that a lot. 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:15.269 Chester, he gets an action. He cuts the first 00:11:15.269 --> 00:11:16.649 one. Can he use it to cut the first one? Yeah, 00:11:16.649 --> 00:11:18.389 yeah, yeah. I'll give it just as an action. He 00:11:18.389 --> 00:11:20.210 can freely just kind of take, pulls out his knife. 00:11:20.409 --> 00:11:25.289 Perfect. Or Jake, you can't tell. Cuts it. Just 00:11:25.289 --> 00:11:27.370 freeing the first of these turtles, cutting the 00:11:27.370 --> 00:11:29.250 binds. I like to think, yeah, he doesn't even, 00:11:29.289 --> 00:11:31.190 he doesn't even do anything verbal because he's 00:11:31.190 --> 00:11:32.909 underwater. I like to think that he'll come up 00:11:32.909 --> 00:11:36.870 and just kind of give a little tap to each turtle, 00:11:36.950 --> 00:11:39.090 let him know that he's there. Freckle Chief's 00:11:39.090 --> 00:11:41.309 all puffed out. He's got this floral shirt kind 00:11:41.309 --> 00:11:44.169 of floating around him. Hair is a big mess. He 00:11:44.169 --> 00:11:48.350 looks like Ariel. Does he just have his one dagger 00:11:48.350 --> 00:11:52.009 or does he have another sharp object? He could 00:11:52.009 --> 00:11:54.570 have a second dagger. Can he give the second 00:11:54.570 --> 00:11:58.269 dagger to the turtle that he just cut so that 00:11:58.269 --> 00:12:00.360 we have two people? Yeah, I think Chester's Chester. 00:12:00.419 --> 00:12:02.080 He would have more than one dagger. Give him 00:12:02.080 --> 00:12:03.220 the knives, man. He ought to have a lot of knives. 00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:05.259 Perfect. I mean, I think that's, yeah, one of 00:12:05.259 --> 00:12:06.779 the first rules, right? So then I think, yeah, 00:12:06.820 --> 00:12:09.419 he's going to give his second dagger to the tortle 00:12:09.419 --> 00:12:12.379 that he just freed. Okay. So that we can speed 00:12:12.379 --> 00:12:14.100 this up. I like that a lot. Chester's forward. 00:12:14.379 --> 00:12:15.899 So the creature of the tortle kind of reaches 00:12:15.899 --> 00:12:18.220 up, pulls off the blindfold. The gag looks over 00:12:18.220 --> 00:12:20.919 at Chester. Chester pushes forward. The tortle 00:12:20.919 --> 00:12:25.240 nods. The two begin to push forward together. 00:12:26.350 --> 00:12:30.009 We zoom up above the waves where Jules is about 00:12:30.009 --> 00:12:35.070 to make his move. Oh, fuck. Okay. Jules is going 00:12:35.070 --> 00:12:38.809 to position himself a little bit behind Blanche 00:12:38.809 --> 00:12:41.470 and Chester's manor. Probably like right here. 00:12:41.970 --> 00:12:46.070 Okay. He's going to cast Bardic Inspiration onto 00:12:46.070 --> 00:12:51.470 Blanche. Yeah, buddy. As a bonus action. And 00:12:51.470 --> 00:12:55.460 then, what's the range from him to that? It's 00:12:55.460 --> 00:12:59.100 a hwagan down at the bottom there. 35 feet. 35 00:12:59.100 --> 00:13:02.360 feet, okay. And is the shark visible? That's 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:05.179 30 feet. 30 feet, okay. Is the shark visible? 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:07.820 It's going into your square. The shark is visible, 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:10.100 yes. Okay. Blanche probably would have told you, 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:13.080 so I'm sure everyone would be aware. The hwagan 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:14.919 can control sharks with their mind. They have 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:17.419 a magical telepathy they can use to, like, command 00:13:17.419 --> 00:13:19.679 sharks. So this thing was following the command 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:23.179 perfectly of its master. What's its movement? 00:13:23.759 --> 00:13:25.860 The shark? I need the nature check for you to 00:13:25.860 --> 00:13:27.700 tell me if I should sell you that. But you did 00:13:27.700 --> 00:13:30.100 see it clear 80 feet in one go. I was going to 00:13:30.100 --> 00:13:33.679 say, I was like, yeah. Eight's probably not going 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:36.659 to do much. I will say, you did see it go 80 00:13:36.659 --> 00:13:38.240 feet. Maybe that was a double move. That was 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:43.899 more player Jeremy asking. Because I think Jules 00:13:43.899 --> 00:13:45.580 is going to cast Dissonant Whispers onto the 00:13:45.580 --> 00:13:50.700 shark. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I have not used a reaction 00:13:50.700 --> 00:13:52.639 this turn at all. So, yep, that's pretty good. 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:56.899 Okay, so you have to... Yep, so it's a wisdom 00:13:56.899 --> 00:14:01.679 save. Natural 20. Oh, no. Fuck off. Not high 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:04.279 wisdom. Fuck off. Natural. The only time I'm 00:14:04.279 --> 00:14:06.690 ever getting a natural 20 in combat. You go to 00:14:06.690 --> 00:14:08.669 cast it, and I think the shark's kind of for 00:14:08.669 --> 00:14:13.309 a moment, your mist kind of comes out. You reach 00:14:13.309 --> 00:14:15.509 out, and it sort of blends around its head. Its 00:14:15.509 --> 00:14:16.990 eyes go dazed, and it looks like it's about to 00:14:16.990 --> 00:14:19.049 turn, and you see this hog, and it turns its 00:14:19.049 --> 00:14:23.629 head. No! She is mine, and you cannot break my 00:14:23.629 --> 00:14:26.549 heart! And the shark just kind of shakes it off 00:14:26.549 --> 00:14:29.049 and looks at you. His telepathy, this magic this 00:14:29.049 --> 00:14:32.809 champion holds is too strong. God damn it. Still 00:14:32.809 --> 00:14:38.289 like half damage, though. Ooh, yes. 3d6. Halved, 00:14:38.289 --> 00:14:41.409 but where did my d6 go? I don't know. You can 00:14:41.409 --> 00:14:42.929 use mine. Can I use your d6, Stephen? Of course. 00:14:43.090 --> 00:14:53.490 Thank you. So it was 10 total, so it's 5 psychic 00:14:53.490 --> 00:14:55.190 damage. It's not nothing, yeah. The shark still 00:14:55.190 --> 00:14:58.230 shakes us off, but there's a little blood on 00:14:58.230 --> 00:15:02.009 its shark nose. Doesn't look too happy. Oh, I 00:15:02.009 --> 00:15:05.519 should have given you my bone d6. from Andrew. 00:15:06.480 --> 00:15:08.240 Actually, haven't used those in a while. Gonna 00:15:08.240 --> 00:15:13.620 be Jaune. Okie dokie. Can Jaune get close enough 00:15:13.620 --> 00:15:19.259 to this Sahagin here on the edge? It's in 40 00:15:19.259 --> 00:15:21.519 feet. Jaune could reach it and the manta he's 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:23.539 on could even go for an attack. Oh, perfect. 00:15:23.700 --> 00:15:28.759 Yeah. Let's do exactly that. Slide up right before 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:34.059 this thing. Jaune just charge! Romanolda! And 00:15:34.059 --> 00:15:38.019 then it just splashes down, sliding towards it. 00:15:39.139 --> 00:15:41.960 So go ahead and roll me. First of all, a d20, 00:15:42.039 --> 00:15:44.440 see if you hit. It's a plus three. All right. 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:48.080 Oh, hit with the, okay, with the manta. With 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:53.960 the manta. 14. 14 does, in fact, hit that Sohagin. 00:15:54.059 --> 00:15:58.519 Nice. This guy's, as Jaune just rides this thing 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:01.340 up to it, manta tackles. It's actually because 00:16:01.340 --> 00:16:04.399 you move at least 20 feet. It's pretty good damage. 00:16:04.500 --> 00:16:05.960 Nice. Like a charge attack? You have a charge 00:16:05.960 --> 00:16:08.799 attack. Okay, great. So it's only 1d6 plus 1 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:13.019 with a charge. It's 3d6 plus 1. Whoa. All right. 00:16:13.039 --> 00:16:15.980 Now I'll use the bone die. Actually, kind of 00:16:15.980 --> 00:16:19.919 crazy. Get the Andrew die out here. It's madness. 00:16:20.740 --> 00:16:29.480 Okie doke. Whoa. 4, 5, 6. Oh, my God. 16. Well, 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:35.870 then you said it's plus 1? Yeah. 17. No. Wait, 00:16:35.909 --> 00:16:38.090 what? Say it again. I was taking a drink. Yeah, 00:16:38.090 --> 00:16:46.649 what? No. How you going? 16 total. Not 17 total. 00:16:46.830 --> 00:16:51.830 Half of 18 is 10. You said four, five. Oh, not 00:16:51.830 --> 00:16:55.090 one. No, no. Four, five, six. Plus one. Yeah, 00:16:55.169 --> 00:16:58.470 okay. 16. Total. Second episode, guys. We're 00:16:58.470 --> 00:16:59.909 on a second episode tonight. Just so you know. 00:16:59.970 --> 00:17:01.649 Well, and we weren't very good last episode either, 00:17:01.730 --> 00:17:04.109 so I don't know that we can blame the second 00:17:04.109 --> 00:17:06.269 episode. I think we're just stupid. Stephen and 00:17:06.269 --> 00:17:08.910 I both had beers, and we are now sipping on delicious 00:17:08.910 --> 00:17:11.730 bourbon, so. Well, now you can sip on the back. 00:17:11.750 --> 00:17:14.369 No promises on that. This flogging just got rammed 00:17:14.369 --> 00:17:18.190 to death. Oh, yeah. Still hovering from the tidal 00:17:18.190 --> 00:17:21.829 waves. Sees this man to come in. Glides. Just 00:17:21.829 --> 00:17:27.480 plows right over him. Jean. can i guess if you 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:29.240 want john he could jump off to go for an attack 00:17:29.240 --> 00:17:31.059 but his mantas use its full movement and action 00:17:31.059 --> 00:17:36.599 okay um john is currently 10 feet 15 feet sorry 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:38.839 from the nearest combatant the one that was in 00:17:38.839 --> 00:17:40.839 the middle so he could get off his man to swim 00:17:40.839 --> 00:17:43.440 and attack yeah with a spear he does not disadvantage 00:17:43.440 --> 00:17:49.539 in the water what happens if he throws the spear 00:17:50.400 --> 00:17:52.880 and misses. It sinks to the bottom of the ocean 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:54.920 and this priceless plus one speaker is gone forever. 00:17:55.119 --> 00:17:57.839 Yeah, yeah, that's kind of what I thought. You 00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:00.759 should do that. I like that. That's fun. Do you 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:04.140 want to just roll it? Not really. Could Jules 00:18:04.140 --> 00:18:05.920 just, if that happens, could Jules just recreate 00:18:05.920 --> 00:18:14.420 it? No. All right. Let's, okay, so if Sean gets 00:18:14.420 --> 00:18:18.490 off, next round. What does it cost for the Manta 00:18:18.490 --> 00:18:20.890 to come back over and for Jaune to get back on? 00:18:20.970 --> 00:18:23.450 Is it just a movement? I'll say it's the Manta's 00:18:23.450 --> 00:18:25.329 movement to reach him plus half Jaune's movement 00:18:25.329 --> 00:18:28.670 to read. Okay. I think that's more than fair. 00:18:28.769 --> 00:18:31.710 I think we got to get rid of these adds. So Jaune 00:18:31.710 --> 00:18:37.809 is going to dismount and swim over to this Sahagin 00:18:37.809 --> 00:18:42.460 here in the crotch of our hangman. Hell yeah, 00:18:42.500 --> 00:18:44.259 the one that's kind of passed on your earlier 00:18:44.259 --> 00:18:46.380 tidal wave and doesn't look quite as damaged, 00:18:46.460 --> 00:18:48.839 sort of standing firm and looks to him with teeth 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:51.200 bared. I think it looks at the spear and its 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:56.660 eyes sort of widened. We have a special one. 00:18:57.240 --> 00:19:01.839 And now, leveled up Jean with his new king spear 00:19:01.839 --> 00:19:05.400 gets a plus six to hit and he gets multi -attack. 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:08.480 Multi -attack! Jean's a beast! Here goes the 00:19:08.480 --> 00:19:13.759 first. Oh my god. Fuck yeah. A dirty 20 for the 00:19:13.759 --> 00:19:18.880 first. Come on. Just an 11 for the second. Not 00:19:18.880 --> 00:19:20.779 quite going to make it on the second. Ding, dang, 00:19:20.900 --> 00:19:25.299 dong. Will, hit. All right, D6 plus 3. Okay. 00:19:27.000 --> 00:19:31.150 Just a 1 on the D6, so 4 damage. We're up there. 00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:35.690 We're doing damage. We're in the fight. Spears 00:19:35.690 --> 00:19:38.069 kind of clash and Jaune finds itself locked in 00:19:38.069 --> 00:19:43.130 combat in the water with this creature. All right. 00:19:43.690 --> 00:19:47.329 And now it's going to be my Sahuagin. Let's get 00:19:47.329 --> 00:19:50.630 them in position. First things first. Oh, you're 00:19:50.630 --> 00:19:53.569 pretty far. Double move to get up to Blanche. 00:19:54.170 --> 00:19:56.900 Yes. Okay. With this move, I can have one double 00:19:56.900 --> 00:19:58.779 move, reach Blanche, but not be able to attack. 00:19:59.039 --> 00:20:01.400 One reaches Blanche that can attack. One that's 00:20:01.400 --> 00:20:04.339 on the tail end. It's looking pretty rough. Bring 00:20:04.339 --> 00:20:06.559 it on, fish face. So one's going for Blanche, 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.279 and then two, the one that Jean's locked in with, 00:20:08.319 --> 00:20:09.880 and the other one that kind of goes around, goes 00:20:09.880 --> 00:20:12.819 to strike at him. You notice the turtles now 00:20:12.819 --> 00:20:14.759 sinking where they were underneath the waves. 00:20:15.180 --> 00:20:17.740 All the guard has left them. They're pretty well 00:20:17.740 --> 00:20:20.500 unseen. Chester under the water is completely 00:20:20.500 --> 00:20:23.720 unknown to these creatures. They've locked in 00:20:23.720 --> 00:20:27.789 on you. Let's do some rolls. Funny thing is, 00:20:27.829 --> 00:20:29.869 you're all at full HP, which means I can't be 00:20:29.869 --> 00:20:33.630 as nasty as I want to be with these fish. Long 00:20:33.630 --> 00:20:37.730 rest what? Oh, let's go on Blanche first. No. 00:20:38.450 --> 00:20:42.009 No, simply no. I got two on Jaune. And once I 00:20:42.009 --> 00:20:45.670 draw blood, any blood. Oh, shit. Then shit gets 00:20:45.670 --> 00:20:48.089 real. Oh, God, the shark. With these shark boys. 00:20:48.089 --> 00:20:50.049 The shark. Oh, all of them. They're all sharks 00:20:50.049 --> 00:21:02.680 in their own way. 18. Jean? Jean's 19. Oh, my 00:21:02.680 --> 00:21:05.940 God. That's four attacks. I have multi -attack 00:21:05.940 --> 00:21:07.079 on all these guys. They all go in. Dude, you 00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:08.660 can't hit these turtles. I can't hit these turtles. 00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:12.140 I slide in. Two guys make two attacks. Jean just 00:21:12.140 --> 00:21:13.880 parries them both. One with his shield, one with 00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:15.599 his shell. It's kind of turning his back to them. 00:21:15.799 --> 00:21:21.019 Wait. Do I have flanking? No, I don't. No, they're 00:21:21.019 --> 00:21:23.240 not opposite. Yeah. Yeah, I was like 30 feet 00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:26.259 just to get there. Damn. Damn. Do I have more 00:21:26.259 --> 00:21:28.339 than 30 movement in the water? Come on. Something. 00:21:28.859 --> 00:21:33.519 40 could get me. Hang on. 40 would get me flanking. 00:21:33.839 --> 00:21:36.640 I thought it said 35 to get there. No, that was 00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:40.960 to get to Jaune's square. Ah. Which means that 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:45.160 18 is a 20. Thank you for letting me check that 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:47.299 out. I will make sure. I'll make sure. No, no, 00:21:47.299 --> 00:21:51.880 no. It's fine. It's fine. It's okay. Jaune's 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:53.839 fine. All right. Oh, we'll see about that. Jaune 00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:56.309 is fine. So he's going to be fine for now. You've 00:21:56.309 --> 00:22:00.609 fallen right into my trap. My first attack is 00:22:00.609 --> 00:22:05.910 not going to be the... Oh, wait, wrong die. That 00:22:05.910 --> 00:22:08.990 is going to be eight points of damage. One spear 00:22:08.990 --> 00:22:10.910 actually does kind of just get right past the 00:22:10.910 --> 00:22:13.869 shell, striking into his shoulder. Blood flees 00:22:13.869 --> 00:22:16.549 into the water. Oh, right. You see the fins on 00:22:16.549 --> 00:22:21.130 the Sagan. widen out their eyes lock in and they 00:22:21.130 --> 00:22:23.789 grin these great grins as they sense this blood 00:22:23.789 --> 00:22:27.769 and they enter a blood frenzy towards jaune now 00:22:27.769 --> 00:22:31.470 anytime i attack a creature that is injured that's 00:22:31.470 --> 00:22:34.670 below its max hp i get advantage in all of my 00:22:34.670 --> 00:22:37.470 attacks with these creatures oh that is messed 00:22:37.470 --> 00:22:41.130 up again are the ultimate offensive warriors 00:22:41.130 --> 00:22:43.250 kind of like the totals ultimate defensive it's 00:22:43.250 --> 00:22:47.289 perfect right these two uh enemy races But who 00:22:47.289 --> 00:22:50.549 will win in this combat? The hardest shield or 00:22:50.549 --> 00:22:54.390 the sharpest spear? Let's find out. Best offense 00:22:54.390 --> 00:23:02.430 to good defense. You would say that. What? But 00:23:02.430 --> 00:23:06.009 that's all my swagging. You're getting it. Which 00:23:06.009 --> 00:23:11.549 brings us to Blanche. Okay. Blanche looking around, 00:23:11.650 --> 00:23:16.539 seeing the situation she's in. She's got this 00:23:16.539 --> 00:23:20.339 champion in front of her. Two sahagin beside 00:23:20.339 --> 00:23:21.599 her. In front and below her, just like lying 00:23:21.599 --> 00:23:25.019 down. And the shark is not far. Yeah. Blanche 00:23:25.019 --> 00:23:28.059 is going to pull out another third level spell. 00:23:28.319 --> 00:23:31.920 What? Oh, shit. Blanche is going to cast haste 00:23:31.920 --> 00:23:39.359 on herself. That is so cool. Yes. So on the turn 00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:42.140 that I cast haste, does she get that extra attack 00:23:42.140 --> 00:23:44.940 or is that not until next turn? I think it's 00:23:44.940 --> 00:23:48.980 the turn you do. Okay. Nice. Wait, no. Because 00:23:48.980 --> 00:23:53.900 that's kind of her action, is casting haste. 00:23:54.339 --> 00:23:55.579 Yes, you're right. It probably says when you 00:23:55.579 --> 00:23:57.160 take the attack action, you get an extra attack, 00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:59.420 I'm guessing. Let me know which I haven't went 00:23:59.420 --> 00:24:02.799 to haste yet. Gains an additional action on each 00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:05.819 of its turns. So it doesn't gain it until the 00:24:05.819 --> 00:24:09.819 spell is cast, but then does she get it on the 00:24:09.819 --> 00:24:13.430 casting? I think you would, yeah. A full action? 00:24:13.509 --> 00:24:14.809 That means you get to make... Because you're 00:24:14.809 --> 00:24:18.089 level six and you can do two attacks. But not 00:24:18.089 --> 00:24:21.369 actions, right? I think that's just... Your action 00:24:21.369 --> 00:24:23.549 is two attacks now. That's what it means. When 00:24:23.549 --> 00:24:25.509 you take your attack action, your attack action 00:24:25.509 --> 00:24:29.849 is making two different attacks. Hold on. Time 00:24:29.849 --> 00:24:31.950 out. Can we pause real fast so I can... Wait, 00:24:32.029 --> 00:24:33.809 wait, wait. I goofed. I did not read the last 00:24:33.809 --> 00:24:36.589 line of the spell. Right. Okay, so you can get 00:24:36.589 --> 00:24:38.470 an extra action, but this action can only be 00:24:38.470 --> 00:24:40.109 one attack. Yes, that's what I thought. Okay. 00:24:40.130 --> 00:24:41.450 On the next turn, you can do three attacks, so 00:24:41.450 --> 00:24:43.170 it's pretty cool. Yes. It's pretty cool. And 00:24:43.170 --> 00:24:45.230 do I get advantage because this guy's prone? 00:24:45.509 --> 00:24:48.890 Yes, you do. Okie dokie. If you surrender to 00:24:48.890 --> 00:24:52.269 me now, I will kill you last and quickly when 00:24:52.269 --> 00:24:54.930 I impale your shell upon the maw. Steven drowned 00:24:54.930 --> 00:24:57.049 that fucker. Yeah, it's time to go. You can't, 00:24:57.049 --> 00:25:03.930 I'm a fish. Good one. I quit, sorry. All right. 00:25:03.970 --> 00:25:06.250 The first was 18. I'm going to die, but I'm going 00:25:06.250 --> 00:25:09.250 to roll to see if I just crit. No, God damn it. 00:25:09.250 --> 00:25:12.009 I just crit in the water. Look, you come look. 00:25:12.190 --> 00:25:15.470 It's crazy. Ew, ew, Blance, come on. Come on. 00:25:15.630 --> 00:25:18.589 Come on. I'm right behind you. Because of the 00:25:18.589 --> 00:25:21.109 prone and the advantage. You crit your bikini. 00:25:21.109 --> 00:25:27.849 Just crit. It's bullshit. I can't. Come on. It's 00:25:27.849 --> 00:25:31.670 just 2d8 plus 5. I can't get away with it in 00:25:31.670 --> 00:25:36.440 this fight. It's only 11. Still, that's not bad. 00:25:36.500 --> 00:25:38.859 Not nothing, but. For your second action on your 00:25:38.859 --> 00:25:42.500 turn. Yeah, it's pretty damn good. I'm stabbing 00:25:42.500 --> 00:25:45.579 and this guy screams out in pain. Wow, it sucks. 00:25:45.779 --> 00:25:48.720 My turn? That is it for Blanche Trudeau. All 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:53.480 right. All right. Let's turn up the heat. The 00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:57.339 champion sees the situation. He's in some trouble 00:25:57.339 --> 00:25:59.720 here, but he's got backup. There's also this. 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:01.599 Hortle over there that's kind of doing some things. 00:26:01.700 --> 00:26:05.140 And there's Jules in the background. So who am 00:26:05.140 --> 00:26:07.119 I getting? Who's getting sharked? Who's getting 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:10.240 sharked on? Steven, how nasty do you think this 00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:13.720 shark is? I don't... Yeah, the shark is not... 00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:16.000 You think it's pretty nasty? Yeah, don't go crawl 00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:18.960 on its mouth or anything. I gotta send you a 00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:20.640 text real fast. Jean's the one that's in open 00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:22.279 water. Jean's the one that's the most vulnerable. 00:26:22.339 --> 00:26:24.140 He's not on a mount. I feel like with a shark, 00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:25.759 it's weird for it to jump over and hit something 00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:27.539 that's... They probably want to go for the mount 00:26:27.539 --> 00:26:31.140 first. It's not trained. And Jaune's also bleeding. 00:26:31.559 --> 00:26:34.819 A little bit of blood. Perhaps there is no command 00:26:34.819 --> 00:26:36.960 sent. Perhaps the champion is engaged enough 00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:41.079 that the actual order sent to its head sort of 00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:44.319 drop off. And so the shark turns towards blood, 00:26:44.460 --> 00:26:47.460 follows its instincts, and drives itself towards 00:26:47.460 --> 00:26:52.500 Jaune, also in a blood frenzy. That's really 00:26:52.500 --> 00:26:56.480 not good. Stop. What? What are you doing? I think 00:26:56.480 --> 00:26:59.099 we got a long fight ahead of us. You think? Yeah. 00:26:59.930 --> 00:27:02.849 I don't know. You're going to button me? Or am 00:27:02.849 --> 00:27:05.009 I going to button you? I don't see a way of getting 00:27:05.009 --> 00:27:07.769 him out of this, though. I'm going to wait. I'd 00:27:07.769 --> 00:27:10.329 be willing to wait for one hit to see what he 00:27:10.329 --> 00:27:13.089 does. It's going to be a huge hit. We shall see. 00:27:13.230 --> 00:27:16.710 If it is a huge hit, this is happening next round. 00:27:16.950 --> 00:27:20.490 Right. There's a great chance that Sean's in 00:27:20.490 --> 00:27:22.670 a bad way right now. That's what I'm saying. 00:27:22.930 --> 00:27:24.509 I know, but I don't think it's worth two buttons. 00:27:24.710 --> 00:27:27.160 You don't think? Because then it just doesn't 00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:29.599 go to disadvantage. It just gives him straight 00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:32.720 up. That's true. Really building up my shark. 00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:35.640 That's true. All right, go for it, David. Let's 00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:36.980 see what I can do. Come on, give me that crit. 00:27:37.180 --> 00:27:39.819 I've been waiting for all my life. Give me that 00:27:39.819 --> 00:27:44.140 crit. It misses. Wow, thank goodness. It missed. 00:27:44.140 --> 00:27:47.059 No, come on, shark. Thank goodness. Oh, it's 00:27:47.059 --> 00:27:51.279 a good to hit, too. I was, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 00:27:51.900 --> 00:27:55.579 Okay. Yeah, that's just an 18 again. Yeah, damn 00:27:55.579 --> 00:28:01.099 it. Damn. Okay. He dives in. John puts a shield 00:28:01.099 --> 00:28:03.420 up. It gets right in the shark's mouth as it 00:28:03.420 --> 00:28:06.359 kind of like tries to chop down on him, but he's 00:28:06.359 --> 00:28:08.500 still surrounded quite badly. I'm not in a spot 00:28:08.500 --> 00:28:11.740 where I can get flanking with anybody, so yeah. 00:28:11.859 --> 00:28:15.740 It's just a miss. Damn. Okay. Okay. It's all 00:28:15.740 --> 00:28:20.400 right. My champion's going to stand up. And with 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:23.470 the remaining movement, step... Slightly over 00:28:23.470 --> 00:28:26.230 to the side. Kind of a slow angling to try to 00:28:26.230 --> 00:28:30.450 get a flanking on you, Blanche. That's fine. 00:28:30.450 --> 00:28:34.529 Spear lowers. You're lucky. But you will not 00:28:34.529 --> 00:28:38.869 stay lucky. I cannot wait to taste of your blood. 00:28:39.950 --> 00:28:44.150 I'm going to attack you. You won't spill a drop. 00:28:44.529 --> 00:28:49.210 Whatever your name was. My lord! See, I've already 00:28:49.210 --> 00:28:52.680 forgotten it. Fucking... We know who you are, 00:28:52.740 --> 00:28:57.279 Blanche Trudeau, killer of the Sahragan. We all 00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:01.640 know you. Your blood will be quite treasured 00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:09.079 by a god. Um, 18? No way. Talk to me when you 00:29:09.079 --> 00:29:11.819 break 20. Well, if 18 didn't hit, a 24 definitely 00:29:11.819 --> 00:29:14.619 won't hit, will it? Will it? Let this marinate. 00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:18.799 Okay. Let this marinate. 24 would hit? What? 00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:23.819 Until I cast shield. Oh, the blood, friend. So 00:29:23.819 --> 00:29:28.640 your shield is up. What's your AC now? So base 00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:32.279 AC is 17. Then the blade song gives me a plus 00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:35.839 four is 21. Haste gives me a plus two is 23. 00:29:36.700 --> 00:29:41.819 Shield as a reaction is a plus five. 28. I need 00:29:41.819 --> 00:29:48.920 to crit. Holy fuck. Yeah. Okay. You won't spill 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:53.440 a drop. I cannot get in. Invincible. The legends 00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:56.619 tell of the invincible Blanche. And as his spear 00:29:56.619 --> 00:29:58.319 strikes out and out and out, it feels like it 00:29:58.319 --> 00:29:59.900 should go in a perfect hit. And it just gets, 00:29:59.960 --> 00:30:04.500 boom, rebounded by magic. You're too fast. You're 00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:08.099 too magical. You're too strong. He just stares 00:30:08.099 --> 00:30:12.079 in awe. And that's my turn. That's Chester. Chester. 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:16.079 Chester. So is the first turtle that he cut, 00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:19.839 is he bound two rounds? Like, are we going to 00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:21.000 say that? We'll say he goes with Chester. Goes 00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:22.559 with Chester, okay. So they can get the next 00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.720 two people. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's what they're 00:30:25.720 --> 00:30:27.880 doing. Two. Chester goes next one. And, yeah, 00:30:27.900 --> 00:30:29.619 they're cutting them both free. They're looking 00:30:29.619 --> 00:30:32.420 at each other. Again, just blindfolds off, cutting 00:30:32.420 --> 00:30:33.960 them, patting them on the back. Totals are looking 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.420 around. Just this absolute, like, joy. Like, 00:30:36.420 --> 00:30:38.200 they look like they've been through hell these 00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:40.980 last hours, being dragged by this shark, knowing 00:30:40.980 --> 00:30:44.119 the horrors that await them. You know, not knowing 00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:45.920 where they were, how close they were, and now 00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:49.940 seeing this. I mean, Chester just smiles towards 00:30:49.940 --> 00:30:54.250 them as he's cutting free. Incredible. What a 00:30:54.250 --> 00:30:58.190 superhero. Perhaps a sidekick yet. And that'll 00:30:58.190 --> 00:31:01.769 be Jules. Okay. This is going so bad for me. 00:31:01.769 --> 00:31:04.190 It's so bad for me. It's going bad for Jean, 00:31:04.329 --> 00:31:07.450 though. How far is Jules from Jean? 35 feet. 00:31:07.930 --> 00:31:10.930 To reach the square beside him. Cool. Because 00:31:10.930 --> 00:31:13.009 Bardic Inspiration is 60 feet, so he's going 00:31:13.009 --> 00:31:15.450 to cast Bardic Inspiration onto Jean. Hell yeah. 00:31:15.710 --> 00:31:19.029 As his bonus action. And then he is again going 00:31:19.029 --> 00:31:21.860 to cast Dissonant Whispers onto the shark. Oh, 00:31:21.860 --> 00:31:25.240 man. Maybe this distraction... Joel's holding 00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:27.119 the brake. He knows what the biggest threat is. 00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:32.400 Okay. Okay. But this is going to be... It's a 00:31:32.400 --> 00:31:35.259 10. This is going to be third level. Just no 00:31:35.259 --> 00:31:37.140 whispers. It's a 10 on the die. And that's a 00:31:37.140 --> 00:31:39.440 straight 10. Absolute fail. The shark... I think, 00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:40.640 actually, it's less than that. I think the shark 00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:43.240 has negative. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, it's a 15. 00:31:43.579 --> 00:31:46.769 It's a 15 DC. So yeah, it looks... I just said 00:31:46.769 --> 00:31:48.869 it before. The shark no longer had the command. 00:31:49.009 --> 00:31:50.950 It went for Jaune out of instinct. And you saw 00:31:50.950 --> 00:31:53.349 that opening, Jules. You realized he just blood 00:31:53.349 --> 00:31:55.069 -dropped his whole blanch. Just got him distracted. 00:31:55.309 --> 00:31:57.490 You blast out with this white fog again. This 00:31:57.490 --> 00:31:59.690 time it hits the shark in its eyes. Black doll 00:31:59.690 --> 00:32:03.650 eyes. Go wide. So he's about to take some damage. 00:32:03.910 --> 00:32:06.089 Give me that damage and I'll run away. And he's 00:32:06.089 --> 00:32:07.809 got to run away as far as his movement allows. 00:32:08.210 --> 00:32:09.930 Which is why I was asking about his movement 00:32:09.930 --> 00:32:13.240 before. Steven, can I use your d6? Please do. 00:32:13.339 --> 00:32:15.079 Would you like to use the bone D6? So that I 00:32:15.079 --> 00:32:18.700 can roll it five times? Five D6. Oh my god, it's 00:32:18.700 --> 00:32:21.640 40. That's right, it's here. Oh my gosh, that 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:23.819 shark went so far away. I have provided you with 00:32:23.819 --> 00:32:27.240 the tools. You can use them as you wish. I'm 00:32:27.240 --> 00:32:30.519 going to roll the bone die. Six, five times. 00:32:35.059 --> 00:32:44.839 Didn't go all the way through. Didn't go all 00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:49.859 the way through. As the shark is sliding away, 00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:52.599 Malar just spins towards you, looks at you, blinks 00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:54.339 and spins around. Look at you. I was like, what 00:32:54.339 --> 00:32:58.480 are you? What are you doing? That's 16 damage. 00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:02.380 Not as much as I wanted. I got a couple ones. 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:04.740 Got a couple ones, but I got a couple sixes. 00:33:04.779 --> 00:33:07.079 All right. Not bad. This shark looks actually 00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:10.329 pretty roughed up. Again, just more blood pouring 00:33:10.329 --> 00:33:11.990 into the water. It's kind of running up its nose. 00:33:12.009 --> 00:33:15.069 It glides away, leaving a trail of red in its 00:33:15.069 --> 00:33:18.549 wake. That mental damage really hitting home. 00:33:19.190 --> 00:33:22.509 Okay, then. That's Jaune. With that inspiration, 00:33:22.809 --> 00:33:28.029 what's Jaune up to now? Jaune is going to turn 00:33:28.029 --> 00:33:33.009 to the Sahagin to the south of him and attack 00:33:33.009 --> 00:33:37.339 with flanking. With his manta ray. Oh, yeah. 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.299 Damn it. The manta ray is targetable and has 00:33:40.299 --> 00:33:44.220 attacks. Oh. I mean, this guy just saw this manta 00:33:44.220 --> 00:33:47.160 ray totally plow his body. Boom. Gone. Plow's 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:50.940 a weird word for that. It's a nice manta. It 00:33:50.940 --> 00:33:54.960 doesn't do that. No. Rowan Alda, stop. Rowan 00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:57.460 Alda, please. It is a wholesome manta. Dear God, 00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:01.960 Rowan Alda. All right. Leave it alone. Is it 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:05.990 plowing Alda? Oh, no. Give me that button back. 00:34:06.430 --> 00:34:09.789 Hashtag flower. I think I'm going to use John's. 00:34:10.130 --> 00:34:12.710 There's a three on the die for the first attack. 00:34:13.929 --> 00:34:16.989 So I think I'm going to use his bardic. Oh, and 00:34:16.989 --> 00:34:20.489 the flanking. So yeah, so it's just 11 without 00:34:20.489 --> 00:34:23.889 the bardic. So let's see what this is. That turns 00:34:23.889 --> 00:34:28.130 it to a 15. Nice. Nice. So it was a four on the 00:34:28.130 --> 00:34:32.199 D8. 15 will hit. And that's electricity damage 00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:34.679 equal to the number of roll and die, right? I 00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:36.679 think it's thunder damage. Let me double check. 00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:38.300 It's thunder. Yeah, let me double check. Yeah, 00:34:38.320 --> 00:34:40.699 and the attack roll. It's a con save by me against 00:34:40.699 --> 00:34:43.500 your DC, which is a fail. Excellent. So you do 00:34:43.500 --> 00:34:46.079 get the full damage. Yeah, DC's 15 on that. Okay. 00:34:46.159 --> 00:34:50.199 Wow. So four damage in addition to the D6 plus 00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:55.239 three of the king's spear. Another one on the 00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:59.480 king's spear. Good thing he gets a second attack. 00:35:01.179 --> 00:35:06.159 Oh, my God. That's right. That one will hit 19 00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:09.599 with a flanking. Oh, and it's plus three. Sorry. 00:35:09.659 --> 00:35:18.300 So the one is really a four. Another one on the 00:35:18.300 --> 00:35:22.179 D6. I'm serious. Wow. I'm serious. Wow. Three 00:35:22.179 --> 00:35:26.400 ones on the D6 for the King's Spear. So that's... 00:35:26.710 --> 00:35:29.550 Eight damage, then the four from the thunder. 00:35:29.949 --> 00:35:35.130 So 12. To that Sahagin. It's bloody that, Lena, 00:35:35.170 --> 00:35:37.630 you just threw two quick jabs. They don't go 00:35:37.630 --> 00:35:40.630 deep, but they spill blood, rip into this thing's 00:35:40.630 --> 00:35:46.469 scaly, slimy flesh. What the heck, D6? But Roan 00:35:46.469 --> 00:35:48.730 Alda gets a turn here, too. That's right. Roan 00:35:48.730 --> 00:35:51.409 Alda gets an attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is 00:35:51.409 --> 00:35:55.710 Roan Alda's to hit? It is plus three. Plus five 00:35:55.710 --> 00:36:00.170 with flanking. Plus five with flanking. 16. That'll 00:36:00.170 --> 00:36:04.010 do it. What's her damage? 1d6 plus one. Okie 00:36:04.010 --> 00:36:07.889 dokie. Come on. I'm giving this d6 another chance. 00:36:09.269 --> 00:36:11.690 I shouldn't, but I'm gonna. I mean, come on. 00:36:11.730 --> 00:36:14.670 The odds are in my favor now, right? Surely. 00:36:16.789 --> 00:36:19.789 Three. I'll take it. That's fine. Three on the 00:36:19.789 --> 00:36:23.820 die. So four total. Okay. So four total. Still 00:36:23.820 --> 00:36:26.340 up. But again, this guy comes in, slams into 00:36:26.340 --> 00:36:29.300 it from the behind. It's spinning around. John 00:36:29.300 --> 00:36:31.840 smiles like this. Maybe it's some trusty mouth. 00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:34.500 Maybe a childhood like pet that now they're spending 00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:36.219 side by side. It's like the first time they've 00:36:36.219 --> 00:36:38.119 probably been out like this together. And it's 00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:41.440 going so well. Hey, man, don't create too much 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.019 attachment here while we're in the middle of 00:36:43.019 --> 00:36:45.300 a battle. You're right. Everyone be endeared 00:36:45.300 --> 00:36:48.219 to this thing right now. Everybody love Roinalda 00:36:48.219 --> 00:36:52.460 as much as David does. Do it. Okay. Love, love, 00:36:52.500 --> 00:36:55.679 love, because the Sahuagins turn. But I'm not 00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:58.000 going to go for Ronaldo because I'm still flanking 00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:01.659 this tortle. And now he's drawn blood. So I'm 00:37:01.659 --> 00:37:04.059 going to make four attacks, all with advantage 00:37:04.059 --> 00:37:06.159 on Jean -Franck. That's so nasty. Yeah, baby. 00:37:06.280 --> 00:37:08.099 This is where it comes from. What? What? What? 00:37:08.619 --> 00:37:10.940 Blanche just went? No, Jean just went. Oh, Jean 00:37:10.940 --> 00:37:29.820 just went. Okay, never mind. Three hit. One misses. 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:37.480 Okay. This is where it gets bad. Roll out again. 00:37:37.980 --> 00:37:45.639 Do we roll Jean and Chester's new HP? Yes, I 00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:46.960 added them. I never said they were, but they 00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:51.019 are there. You sure? Yes. They are updated. Because 00:37:51.019 --> 00:37:54.960 Chester wasn't healed fully. Yeah, I changed 00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:55.940 their max HP, though. Oh, you just changed their 00:37:55.940 --> 00:38:01.110 max. Okay. This is going to hurt. Stop. 21 points 00:38:01.110 --> 00:38:04.550 of damage. Oh, mama. A couple max damage hits 00:38:04.550 --> 00:38:06.650 in there. Jaune just starts, and that one blood 00:38:06.650 --> 00:38:08.750 came out. They kind of frenzied. He sort of smiles 00:38:08.750 --> 00:38:10.429 at Ronaldo, but then he sees the frenzy in their 00:38:10.429 --> 00:38:12.409 eyes. He tries to hold strong, but when they 00:38:12.409 --> 00:38:14.349 come out this time, they're stronger, they're 00:38:14.349 --> 00:38:16.590 fiercer, they're faster. Blood begins to fill 00:38:16.590 --> 00:38:20.289 the water around him as they tear wounds. Will 00:38:20.289 --> 00:38:24.769 the king of the Golden Bay fall so quickly? Find 00:38:24.769 --> 00:38:28.480 out after I attack Blanche. Good luck. You may 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:31.360 hit Jaune, but you're not hitting this old lady. 00:38:31.980 --> 00:38:34.960 One of my guys gets flanking with the champion. 00:38:36.219 --> 00:38:41.000 New round, so new reaction. Yes. It's a miss 00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:44.760 on him. It's a miss and a three and a four on 00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:48.159 the die. It's a total. It's all right. Hey, when 00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:52.559 I kill Jaune, they can all dogpile you. That 00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:57.349 is my sea beast. We're up to the top with Blanche. 00:38:58.010 --> 00:39:00.190 Okay. I should have been looking around a little 00:39:00.190 --> 00:39:02.190 bit more. So at this point, your shield is gone. 00:39:03.590 --> 00:39:06.929 Okay. I can't cast Shadow Blade because haste 00:39:06.929 --> 00:39:11.190 is concentration. So really all I'm going to 00:39:11.190 --> 00:39:17.010 do is long sword attacks. Okay. So Blanche will 00:39:17.010 --> 00:39:21.730 turn to the Sahagun here. Not the champion, but 00:39:21.730 --> 00:39:23.650 the mook in the water. Not the champion. It's 00:39:23.650 --> 00:39:26.699 time to get some of these. some of these guys 00:39:26.699 --> 00:39:29.300 out of here. I should tell you the one that is 00:39:29.300 --> 00:39:31.960 above you now is the one that Tidal Wave had 00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:34.719 struck. Okay, perfect. That's better. Okay, I 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:36.420 thought that he was... I thought it was switched 00:39:36.420 --> 00:39:39.300 around. Okay. I could be wrong. It's a lot of 00:39:39.300 --> 00:39:41.679 the same token on this map. That's fine. Whichever 00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:46.800 one has a worse look about them is the one Blanche 00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:54.059 is going to attack first. 16 on the die to hit. 00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:57.139 Will hit. Oh, wow. Thank goodness. Okay, that's 00:39:57.139 --> 00:40:00.179 great. I'm going to resolve these one at a time 00:40:00.179 --> 00:40:02.980 just in case we get to the point where somebody 00:40:02.980 --> 00:40:08.599 goes down and I can switch targets. That's 11 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:14.980 damage. Describe your kill. Excellent. So Blanche 00:40:14.980 --> 00:40:17.300 has just blocked all these attacks from this 00:40:17.300 --> 00:40:22.699 champion. And let's get fancy. Like a pirate, 00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:26.219 like a Jack Sparrow sort of move. She throws 00:40:26.219 --> 00:40:29.659 her sword up into the air, turns her body, catches 00:40:29.659 --> 00:40:33.179 the sword, and extends her arm and pokes into 00:40:33.179 --> 00:40:38.880 this sahagin that was flanking her. Groans, ow, 00:40:39.059 --> 00:40:41.119 as it just like floods backwards, blood bubbling 00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:43.659 into the water as it sinks below the surface. 00:40:43.980 --> 00:40:47.320 As she turns, she says, I'll be back for you. 00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:53.019 Second attack at the other less injured Sahagin. 00:40:53.059 --> 00:40:56.079 This one is fresh. Oh, freshy. The only fresh 00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:58.719 one on the map. Okay, let's give him some. Give 00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:02.360 him the beans. Give him the beans, what? 18 on 00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:05.340 the die. Well, horseradish is that. All right, 00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:07.960 that will hit. I thought 14 hit the first time, 00:41:07.980 --> 00:41:12.199 didn't it? I think it's 14. Okay. 14 hit the 00:41:12.199 --> 00:41:16.320 first time. 14 would hit. Oh, that was for the 00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:25.369 champion. Uh, that's max 14. No, 13. Sorry. I 00:41:25.369 --> 00:41:30.050 got excited. Okay. Uh, still up. Okay. Then the 00:41:30.050 --> 00:41:33.929 final attack because of haste. That's insane. 00:41:34.110 --> 00:41:38.010 You can't. Yeah, man. Oh my God. Six level. What 00:41:38.010 --> 00:41:40.869 was I doing? I need 16 more. That's a dirty 20. 00:41:41.150 --> 00:41:42.940 I was gonna bring in so many scouts. I was going 00:41:42.940 --> 00:41:44.539 to bring in so many reef sharks. It's going to 00:41:44.539 --> 00:41:49.019 fucking destroy you. We have 15 % chance. This 00:41:49.019 --> 00:41:53.320 is unfair. That's 11 again. Justice for David. 00:41:54.460 --> 00:41:57.840 Describe your kill. Oh my God. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 00:41:57.900 --> 00:42:00.960 Yes. And the first one falls off the edge of 00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:03.639 her sword and she takes two quick slashes down 00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:06.519 off her manta ray at the other one. And then 00:42:06.519 --> 00:42:09.639 she turns back to the champion and says, now 00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:16.670 it's your time. And it is indeed my turn. The 00:42:16.670 --> 00:42:20.369 champion wipes blood, spits it to the side on 00:42:20.369 --> 00:42:23.210 the tail of the manta. The manta's kind of just 00:42:23.210 --> 00:42:26.769 calmly swimming in place as these figures are 00:42:26.769 --> 00:42:29.349 sort of circling around and locked in this spear 00:42:29.349 --> 00:42:32.030 versus sword battle. Both masters of their craft. 00:42:34.130 --> 00:42:38.929 I'm going to enjoy this. Okay, three attacks. 00:42:45.659 --> 00:42:48.900 One might hit. You have a ridiculous AC, so I 00:42:48.900 --> 00:42:52.000 can't keep up anymore. 22. No, that doesn't even... 00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:55.079 I don't even need shield for that. You can't 00:42:55.079 --> 00:42:59.780 hit the defender of the Golden Bay! The hardest 00:42:59.780 --> 00:43:01.119 shield. That was the answer. The hardest shield 00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:03.239 beats the sharpest spear as the spear slides 00:43:03.239 --> 00:43:06.590 in towards you and you just... boom period i 00:43:06.590 --> 00:43:07.829 mean haste is giving you this right now right 00:43:07.829 --> 00:43:10.130 so you just you're just fast yeah exactly you 00:43:10.130 --> 00:43:12.150 just sidestep it can glance at your shield and 00:43:12.150 --> 00:43:14.090 he's just trying he's trying to get you but you're 00:43:14.090 --> 00:43:17.309 just moving and fast forward like it's ah ah 00:43:17.309 --> 00:43:21.369 wow that's it i can't you're not injured so i 00:43:21.369 --> 00:43:24.050 can't get blood frenzy this is so brutal your 00:43:24.050 --> 00:43:26.269 movements are too erratic you'll never hit that 00:43:26.269 --> 00:43:31.630 way anyone else is brutal though this fucking 00:43:31.630 --> 00:43:34.820 shark It's going to circle right back down those 00:43:34.820 --> 00:43:38.159 40 feet. Come at Joan again. And he's going to 00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:42.059 trip on the way. He only went 40 feet away? Yes. 00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:44.519 He went his full movement speed. I thought his 00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:48.980 movement was 80. It's a double. Oh, fuck. Goddamn. 00:43:49.179 --> 00:43:52.019 He dropped it at the beginning of the thing. 00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:54.400 He said he's going to double move 80 feet. I 00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:58.860 did say that. How dare you. Okay. I'm going to 00:43:58.860 --> 00:44:02.829 shark all over this turtle. A shark right on 00:44:02.829 --> 00:44:04.650 him. Come on. I'm killing Jean at least. Oh, 00:44:04.650 --> 00:44:08.969 yeah. He hasn't gotten his turn yet. Shit. Oh, 00:44:09.010 --> 00:44:12.110 man. Damn. Will a 25 get you? Yeah, it will. 00:44:12.289 --> 00:44:14.889 Oh, no. Jean is not looking great, actually. 00:44:15.630 --> 00:44:17.289 Wait, what? This is scary. Unfortunately. Wait, 00:44:17.309 --> 00:44:18.550 why did I not use my buttons? What sort of a 00:44:18.550 --> 00:44:21.610 crit? Well, that was on somebody else's head. 00:44:21.730 --> 00:44:23.269 I should have used my buttons. No, it was on 00:44:23.269 --> 00:44:27.210 the shark. Oh, it was. Yeah. Fuck. I tell you, 00:44:27.250 --> 00:44:28.710 could he use it here? He's going to get it. He's 00:44:28.710 --> 00:44:30.489 going to survive, I think. I will tell you, for 00:44:30.489 --> 00:44:34.389 the sake of your heart, the 19 was my first roll. 00:44:34.929 --> 00:44:38.530 19 on the die. Uh -huh. So, if you would just 00:44:38.530 --> 00:44:40.969 imagine me, I'm still at 19. Yeah. I was fated. 00:44:41.329 --> 00:44:44.510 This death was fated. No, we're okay. We're okay. 00:44:47.550 --> 00:44:51.130 Stop with that face. We're not okay. We're not 00:44:51.130 --> 00:44:54.809 okay, Steven. What did you do? I don't know where 00:44:54.809 --> 00:44:58.170 Sean's at right now. That's 17 points of damage. 00:44:59.150 --> 00:45:05.949 Jean Franklin is still alive. Holy shit. Oh, 00:45:06.170 --> 00:45:08.849 this shark is barreling down. Teeth rip around 00:45:08.849 --> 00:45:12.429 it, sink into him. He's like in its maw right 00:45:12.429 --> 00:45:14.250 now. Still surrounded, completely surrounded. 00:45:14.929 --> 00:45:23.510 No. Not like this. Fuck. Holy shit. How long 00:45:23.510 --> 00:45:27.539 is he up for? When I saw Huggins go. I don't 00:45:27.539 --> 00:45:29.900 care. I'll never say it right. By the fire of 00:45:29.900 --> 00:45:33.079 the world, it's Chester's turn. All right. Yeah, 00:45:33.179 --> 00:45:35.760 they're going to continue and free the remaining 00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:39.420 two. Okay. Yep, so everybody's free. Yes, these 00:45:39.420 --> 00:45:42.300 two move forward, pound into the water, swimming, 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:44.360 swimming, swimming, tap two more shells, cut 00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:46.639 more mines. The turtles are kind of helping free 00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:48.400 their own feet now and everything else, kind 00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:51.800 of like totally undoing everything. They turn 00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:53.420 towards Chester. What does Chester do? Does he 00:45:53.420 --> 00:45:55.300 make a, what, what, what, what command does he 00:45:55.300 --> 00:45:57.860 give to them silently in the water? He just points 00:45:57.860 --> 00:46:03.019 over and he says, sure. He just points towards 00:46:03.019 --> 00:46:06.800 the, and the turtles like whispering, like, thank 00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:10.059 you. Lost in bubbles and air rising to the surface 00:46:10.059 --> 00:46:13.639 as they all begin to move away. Chester watches 00:46:13.639 --> 00:46:16.739 with pride and turns his head back towards the 00:46:16.739 --> 00:46:23.579 battle, gripping that dagger. Uh, Hell yes. Jewels. 00:46:24.699 --> 00:46:32.320 Jewels will cast level 3 Healing Word onto Jean 00:46:32.320 --> 00:46:38.559 Franklin. Ooh, baby, baby. Some level 3 heals 00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:40.739 up in this. That's pretty amazing. So that is 00:46:40.739 --> 00:46:47.059 3d4 plus 4. Okay, okay. It's going to be difficult 00:46:47.059 --> 00:46:57.099 to get this d4 to go through this. Near max, 00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:00.840 only one wasn't a four. Wow. Wow. So that is 00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:03.800 15 for Jaune. Excellent. Damn. That's great. 00:47:04.039 --> 00:47:06.539 Almost fully depletes that. The shark's biting 00:47:06.539 --> 00:47:08.380 in, and Jules just casts this magic. You see 00:47:08.380 --> 00:47:11.219 the teeth sinking in, almost begin to pull themselves 00:47:11.219 --> 00:47:13.940 out as Jaune's wounds are healing, and the muscles 00:47:13.940 --> 00:47:18.519 are pushing them away. The shark's being pushed 00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:21.199 back, and Jaune is glowing with this healing 00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:24.280 light. And guess what? What? That was a bonus 00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:28.239 action. Yeah, buddy. So he is again going to 00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:30.840 cast Dissonant Whispers level three onto the 00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:34.840 shark. You cannot use two leveled spells. Unless 00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:41.000 one is a cantrips. Fuck. That's true. I mean, 00:47:41.039 --> 00:47:43.940 here's a fun little thought. You got the stirred 00:47:43.940 --> 00:47:45.659 sword. You could run over there and start whacking 00:47:45.659 --> 00:47:47.980 that champion from behind Blanche. You have like 00:47:47.980 --> 00:47:50.380 literally Chester's manta, your manta, are all 00:47:50.380 --> 00:47:52.949 lined up. You could like... hop manta from there 00:47:52.949 --> 00:47:55.150 that's that's one action you could yeah but so 00:47:55.150 --> 00:47:58.489 the stirred sword is literally the exact same 00:47:58.489 --> 00:48:03.750 to hit or the exact same hit modifier and damage 00:48:03.750 --> 00:48:05.650 as my regular rapier oh yeah it's just cool the 00:48:05.650 --> 00:48:09.349 only difference is if i crit it's an extra 10 00:48:09.349 --> 00:48:11.730 necrotic damage what if you crit though what 00:48:11.730 --> 00:48:15.030 if i crit but also when has jewels ever gone 00:48:15.030 --> 00:48:18.710 in the middle of three people uh there's only 00:48:18.710 --> 00:48:21.940 one now Yeah, you could. Well, there's one and 00:48:21.940 --> 00:48:23.519 the shark. You could also get flanking, too. 00:48:23.579 --> 00:48:26.000 Well, if you go to Blanche, I mean. That's true. 00:48:26.079 --> 00:48:27.980 You could walk from Manta back to Blanche. I 00:48:27.980 --> 00:48:33.360 forgot that the freaking champion is still there. 00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:34.780 You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to go up to 00:48:34.780 --> 00:48:36.579 the champion. I will say, if you're doing this, 00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:38.360 I do want an athletics check. Just to see. You 00:48:38.360 --> 00:48:41.659 know, acrobatics, if you stay balanced. DC5. 00:48:42.360 --> 00:48:43.519 Okay. Because you're walking on these. They're 00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:44.780 flat, but they're slippery, and they're kind 00:48:44.780 --> 00:48:47.300 of slowly moving in the waves. Well, I have a 00:48:47.300 --> 00:48:49.539 plus three for acrobatics, so I just need to 00:48:49.539 --> 00:48:54.860 roll a two or higher. Yeah. It was a six. Okay. 00:48:55.039 --> 00:48:56.719 You're just a little tough. You kind of jump, 00:48:56.780 --> 00:48:59.659 hop off your manta onto Chester's, and at the 00:48:59.659 --> 00:49:02.599 edge of Chester's manta, you stand right behind 00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:05.679 that champion fighting. And I got flanking, right? 00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:07.099 Plus two. You got a plus two from flanking? Fuck, 00:49:07.099 --> 00:49:10.239 yeah. All right. Come on, crit. I just looked 00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:12.099 down. I saw the perfect manta bridge. I was like, 00:49:12.139 --> 00:49:19.820 oh, my God. It's ridiculous. That is 17. 17 will 00:49:19.820 --> 00:49:22.980 hit the champion. Wow. Cool, so it's 1d8. That 00:49:22.980 --> 00:49:26.219 shell armor really sucks. Almost didn't hit. 00:49:26.420 --> 00:49:31.500 Flanking made a hit. Near max, 7. That's pretty 00:49:31.500 --> 00:49:34.280 good. It's just a straight d8? Yeah, it's just 00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:37.059 a straight d8. That's what I'm saying. The only 00:49:37.059 --> 00:49:41.179 benefit to the Sturge Sword is extra 10 damage 00:49:41.179 --> 00:49:44.119 if I crit. Okay. Still damage. I can't believe 00:49:44.119 --> 00:49:47.000 I just used the Sturge Sword. All right. Still 00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:49.820 solid turn. This also gives Blanche flanking 00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:52.199 as Jules steps up the champion, looking between 00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:58.980 these two heroes. It's going to be Jean Franklin 00:49:58.980 --> 00:50:02.119 in the water, bleeding out, but a little more 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:08.760 vital now. How much is in Jean's Lay on Hands 00:50:08.760 --> 00:50:14.469 pool? 30. Level 6, 30. Oh my god, that sucks. 00:50:15.090 --> 00:50:18.030 He can't bring himself back up to full to negate 00:50:18.030 --> 00:50:21.250 the... And it takes his action. So no attacks. 00:50:21.750 --> 00:50:25.630 That's fine. I think I'm probably still going 00:50:25.630 --> 00:50:31.190 to do it. Okay. That's so... He's at 20. His 00:50:31.190 --> 00:50:37.340 max is 51. I was like, cool. With that boost 00:50:37.340 --> 00:50:39.820 from Jules, I'll bring myself back up to max 00:50:39.820 --> 00:50:42.619 and there'll be a round where I don't get advantage 00:50:42.619 --> 00:50:48.320 on. All right. I'm going to use 28. I'm going 00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:52.099 to keep two for an emergency in case a couple 00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:56.239 people go down. Okay. Good move. So that brings 00:50:56.239 --> 00:50:59.559 Jaune back up to 48. All right. And that's his 00:50:59.559 --> 00:51:03.980 turn? That's Jaune's turn. Let's get cracking 00:51:03.980 --> 00:51:06.889 with some Sahagin. There's only a couple of them 00:51:06.889 --> 00:51:11.909 left now. He just, the look, he crit. Yeah, I 00:51:11.909 --> 00:51:23.610 hate that. I hate that so much. Three hits. Oh. 00:51:23.730 --> 00:51:27.969 And a crit. Fuck. All blades. He heals. He's 00:51:27.969 --> 00:51:30.349 still open. These things come at him fast. He 00:51:30.349 --> 00:51:32.670 is, I mean, he's used everything. He's used almost 00:51:32.670 --> 00:51:35.409 all the healing power he has. And they're just 00:51:35.409 --> 00:51:37.650 going at him so hard. His spear's diving deep 00:51:37.650 --> 00:51:39.150 in. He's trying to fight off this shark at the 00:51:39.150 --> 00:51:42.030 same time. He's completely overwhelmed. Probably 00:51:42.030 --> 00:51:43.789 having thoughts of his mother. Was it like this 00:51:43.789 --> 00:51:47.530 for her? Did she go down like this? No, she fought 00:51:47.530 --> 00:51:49.570 a champion. Did he make the wrong choice? I dare 00:51:49.570 --> 00:51:53.809 you. Who knows what's flashing through his mind 00:51:53.809 --> 00:51:56.889 as he's taking these gnarly hits. Let's roll 00:51:56.889 --> 00:52:08.400 some damage. Two hours to calculate this. Open 00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:13.199 calculator app. The numbers are too high. It's 00:52:13.199 --> 00:52:21.719 ridiculous. Stop. Stop with that stupid face. 00:52:22.219 --> 00:52:27.920 Oh, man. Damn, that's rough. Only 39 points of 00:52:27.920 --> 00:52:33.809 damage. Wow. Yeah. Wow. High rolls. And a crit. 00:52:34.070 --> 00:52:37.010 Jaune is getting torn apart. Spears entering. 00:52:37.250 --> 00:52:39.989 Getting in through his shell armor. He's beginning 00:52:39.989 --> 00:52:42.789 to sink. His eyes are losing focus. And he's 00:52:42.789 --> 00:52:45.650 turning those eyes towards you, Blanche. Watching 00:52:45.650 --> 00:52:50.809 you as he's starting to fade away. Watching you 00:52:50.809 --> 00:52:58.150 fight. With that, Blanche, fight. Oh, wow. Okay, 00:52:58.250 --> 00:53:01.650 this will be weird, I guess. Blanche is going 00:53:01.650 --> 00:53:08.269 to order her manta to crash into... What? Do 00:53:08.269 --> 00:53:12.130 I crash into the shark or into one of the sauhagen? 00:53:13.929 --> 00:53:16.170 How's everybody looking, David? You need a straight 00:53:16.170 --> 00:53:19.130 charge with the extra damage. Yeah. But the shark's 00:53:19.130 --> 00:53:21.130 too close for that. Okay, so then we'll go for 00:53:21.130 --> 00:53:23.309 the extra damage down here at this guy. Okay. 00:53:23.409 --> 00:53:26.909 He need to get hit, yeah. What's the manta? Oh, 00:53:26.909 --> 00:53:29.329 wait, no. It just happens, right? If it's a 20 00:53:29.329 --> 00:53:32.300 -foot charge? You do need to hit still. Okay. 00:53:32.599 --> 00:53:38.340 That is a plus three. 18 on the die, baby. You're 00:53:38.340 --> 00:53:42.219 going to hit that fishy boy. Holy shit. This 00:53:42.219 --> 00:53:46.500 is the coolest thing. So it's 3d6, right? For 00:53:46.500 --> 00:53:49.179 a charge? Yes. 3d6 because you got the extra 00:53:49.179 --> 00:53:53.280 2d6 on the charge. Yeah. So you just turn towards... 00:53:53.280 --> 00:53:58.719 Oh, my God. What's his name? Two. Look down towards 00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:01.639 Chew. Chester. Chew goes sliding over towards 00:54:01.639 --> 00:54:04.800 the sinking Jaune. Jaune watches Blanche as he's 00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:06.699 fading and Blanche is getting closer and closer 00:54:06.699 --> 00:54:11.280 and closer. So before I roll this damage, I think 00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:19.519 we have maybe an AOO to resolve later. Oh! The 00:54:19.519 --> 00:54:23.980 champion left. I see it. Really? I believe that's 00:54:23.980 --> 00:54:26.599 true. I believe if you push somebody out of someone's 00:54:26.599 --> 00:54:28.760 range, you don't get the extra hit on them. And 00:54:28.760 --> 00:54:30.980 they have to willingly move out. I didn't know 00:54:30.980 --> 00:54:36.380 that. Damn. I'm 80 % joined. Nine damage on the 00:54:36.380 --> 00:54:41.179 3d6. Nine on that guy. Describe how Chu killed 00:54:41.179 --> 00:54:48.050 that very weak and soggy. Holy shit. Chew gets 00:54:48.050 --> 00:54:52.110 enough speed that his front chest starts to come 00:54:52.110 --> 00:54:56.130 out of the water. And he just belly flops, slams 00:54:56.130 --> 00:55:02.530 down onto the sock. I want ecrobatic checks from 00:55:02.530 --> 00:55:04.949 both of us to see if we stay on. Fair, I think. 00:55:05.190 --> 00:55:07.130 This thing is charging and running. I didn't 00:55:07.130 --> 00:55:10.190 do that the first time. You were in your position 00:55:10.190 --> 00:55:13.010 the first time. Now you're fighting on the side 00:55:13.010 --> 00:55:19.250 of the flaps. All right. dc 10 oh okay yeah 13 00:55:19.250 --> 00:55:21.429 on the die okay you're good uh same here so you 00:55:21.429 --> 00:55:23.650 guys just kind of it's not hard it's moving it 00:55:23.650 --> 00:55:25.449 slams but you're kind of ready for you brace 00:55:25.449 --> 00:55:28.489 yourselves uh as this thing hits champion battling 00:55:28.489 --> 00:55:32.730 with you uh holy shit just to avoid a wedgie 00:55:32.730 --> 00:55:35.269 i googled it yeah they if they're forcibly removed 00:55:35.269 --> 00:55:38.750 from the space it doesn't hell yeah yeah ding 00:55:38.750 --> 00:55:44.610 dang damn okay that's blanche's move so now is 00:55:44.610 --> 00:55:48.230 blanche standing it looks like She's five feet 00:55:48.230 --> 00:55:50.949 from both the champion and the shark. It's true, 00:55:51.070 --> 00:55:54.989 yeah. Okay. Blanche is going to turn and start 00:55:54.989 --> 00:55:58.909 to attack the shark. Holy shit. I love this. 00:55:58.949 --> 00:56:00.849 Jaune's fading and just sees Blanche appearing 00:56:00.849 --> 00:56:04.389 there, fighting there, saving his life again 00:56:04.389 --> 00:56:06.650 after everything. Got to save that little shit. 00:56:06.690 --> 00:56:08.730 His father did what he did, everything. And here 00:56:08.730 --> 00:56:12.250 you are, Blanche Trudeau, always there. Blanche 00:56:12.250 --> 00:56:20.550 Trudeau. 21 is the first. So D8 plus 5. 8 damage 00:56:20.550 --> 00:56:27.050 on the first attack. 18 for the second. Oh my 00:56:27.050 --> 00:56:30.869 gosh. 18 to hit, I mean. It's ridiculous. Just 00:56:30.869 --> 00:56:34.329 7 damage on the second attack. And going in for 00:56:34.329 --> 00:56:43.159 a third. Another 21. Oh my god. Ten damage on 00:56:43.159 --> 00:56:45.920 the third attack. Hitting me ten damage? Holy 00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:50.579 shit. Ten damage? That's it. Nine HP left. Yeah! 00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:56.380 Get that shack, Eddie. Oh my god. You come flying 00:56:56.380 --> 00:56:59.199 in in this flurry of movement. What does it look 00:56:59.199 --> 00:57:02.579 like when you take this shark down? The first 00:57:02.579 --> 00:57:08.880 two hits, she cuts on either of its fins to keep 00:57:08.880 --> 00:57:11.960 it from moving away. And then the third, she 00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:15.400 flips her sword around in her hand and just stabs 00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:18.880 down right in between his eyes. It's like its 00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:21.559 mouth was open over Jaune. It's kind of like 00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:23.460 biting into him. And Jaune just like looking 00:57:23.460 --> 00:57:24.980 into the mouth, kind of like turns away from 00:57:24.980 --> 00:57:27.679 him, turns down that maw into the blackness of 00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:30.039 that maw that wants to consume him. And he sees 00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:33.639 a shining, singing blade rip through flesh in 00:57:33.639 --> 00:57:35.699 the throat, between the eyes, into the mouth 00:57:35.699 --> 00:57:39.780 as a shark. coughs up blood from somewhere deep 00:57:39.780 --> 00:57:43.619 within and just sinks, sinks below the waves 00:57:43.619 --> 00:57:48.559 of sorts, sliding cleanly out. One Sahuagin and 00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:55.179 the champion left. Holy shit. Oh my gosh. Okay, 00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:58.820 that's my champion. And he looks really bummed. 00:58:00.579 --> 00:58:10.619 No, my favorite shark. Oliver! Oliver? I'm killing 00:58:10.619 --> 00:58:13.440 you! Jean is still in serious danger, though, 00:58:13.460 --> 00:58:16.980 even with this one Sahagin. Reattacks on Blanche. 00:58:17.099 --> 00:58:19.019 Wait. Wait, the champion goes before Blanche? 00:58:19.300 --> 00:58:25.320 Wait. Wait. I don't need to attack Blanche. Fucking 00:58:25.320 --> 00:58:28.739 hell. When you brought Chew over here, you brought 00:58:28.739 --> 00:58:32.139 yourself and the champion over here. Blanche, 00:58:32.139 --> 00:58:34.079 you have been invincible. I'd be an idiot. A 00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:37.960 fool. Danny's pulling me down. She's just going 00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:40.139 through my cord and yanking me down. I fixed 00:58:40.139 --> 00:58:42.420 it. Where was I? Where was I, Danny? Before you 00:58:42.420 --> 00:58:44.239 so rudely interrupted? You were being sick and 00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:48.599 twisted. Right. I'd be an idiot. A fool. Wait, 00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:51.460 did we skip Chester? No. I thought Chester went 00:58:51.460 --> 00:58:54.400 after the shark. The shark just died. Right. 00:58:54.639 --> 00:58:56.659 The champion goes with the shark, and the champion 00:58:56.659 --> 00:58:59.539 hasn't gone this round yet. Oh. Yes, because 00:58:59.539 --> 00:59:01.619 Blanche goes, that's the champion shark. Okay. 00:59:01.699 --> 00:59:03.940 The shark died, so I'm not going to be a cool, 00:59:03.980 --> 00:59:08.420 nasty bloke there. But Malar would be an idiot, 00:59:08.659 --> 00:59:14.159 a fool, to try to strike at Blanche again. But 00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:17.980 he sees the gold of that spear, and he realizes, 00:59:18.420 --> 00:59:25.340 What is this little treasure? Mayhaps I will 00:59:25.340 --> 00:59:28.900 fall here. Mayhaps the blood of this torture 00:59:28.900 --> 00:59:34.380 will never taste. I messed up the line. Mayhaps. 00:59:34.809 --> 00:59:36.510 The blood of this turtle will never be tasted 00:59:36.510 --> 00:59:41.730 by my God. But it nonetheless shall be spilled. 00:59:42.670 --> 00:59:47.730 He's going to move. Diving into the water. So 00:59:47.730 --> 00:59:49.469 within five feet, still staying close, kind of 00:59:49.469 --> 00:59:52.130 weaves down sort of beneath you very carefully, 00:59:52.230 --> 00:59:57.849 spinning towards the injured Jaune. That's sick. 00:59:58.250 --> 01:00:03.929 That is sick. Jaune looks to you. Blanche, you've... 01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:07.300 Saved him from the shark. But perhaps the greatest 01:00:07.300 --> 01:00:10.199 danger is yet to overcome him. The wave is crashing 01:00:10.199 --> 01:00:15.460 down. Will the new king fall? The champion's 01:00:15.460 --> 01:00:20.480 spear raises. You see his fins react to the blood. 01:00:20.480 --> 01:00:25.519 His eyes go wide and wild. He grins widely. And 01:00:25.519 --> 01:00:29.980 he makes three attacks on the injured Jean Franklin. 01:00:30.739 --> 01:00:32.300 And we'll call it there.