WEBVTT 00:00:02.029 --> 00:00:04.490 Let me tell you about our exciting new partnership 00:00:04.490 --> 00:00:07.650 with Danny Pirate Studios. It is the Pants People's 00:00:07.650 --> 00:00:10.630 source for miniatures, terrain, and all your 00:00:10.630 --> 00:00:13.070 painting needs. Browse Danny's treasure chest 00:00:13.070 --> 00:00:14.929 of a gallery. And if you can't find the booty 00:00:14.929 --> 00:00:17.649 you seek, reach out to Danny himself in the Fantasy 00:00:17.649 --> 00:00:20.309 Pants Discord server. And now Pants People get 00:00:20.309 --> 00:00:24.010 15 % off your purchase on DannyPirateStudios 00:00:24.010 --> 00:00:27.530 .com with the code FANTASYPANTS. That's Danny 00:00:27.530 --> 00:01:10.859 with two N's, PirateStudios .com. And we have 00:01:10.859 --> 00:01:12.659 some incredible characters protecting our conquered 00:01:12.659 --> 00:01:15.959 worlds. Largely alive heroes like Atash. Pragmatic 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:18.739 geniuses like Full Milling. Willful, charismatic 00:01:18.739 --> 00:01:21.439 souls like Jules LaRoche. And mixed in with a 00:01:21.439 --> 00:01:26.340 lot, we have, uh, well, we have Bob. To say Bob 00:01:26.340 --> 00:01:28.859 is a strange one is to say too little of a matter. 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:32.099 A plain story from the world of Moor, Bob's story 00:01:32.099 --> 00:01:35.180 is as thrilling as it is odd. Once a simple cook 00:01:35.180 --> 00:01:37.659 heard, Bob took to the adventure with only his 00:01:37.659 --> 00:01:41.280 cookware. Here's a... Hurley weapon and a massive, 00:01:41.420 --> 00:01:44.560 massive set of bagpipes. A natural leader, he 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:46.480 came to lead his clan against the terrible invasion 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:49.459 of trolls, using his very bagpipes to issue commands 00:01:49.459 --> 00:01:51.920 and rout the forces of trolls that came to threaten 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:54.060 his people. They say the leader of the enemy 00:01:54.060 --> 00:01:56.579 band came to feel the harsh sting of stones from 00:01:56.579 --> 00:01:59.620 Bob's hurley before being set aflame by Bob's 00:01:59.620 --> 00:02:02.620 mount. And that might be the strangest thing 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:05.719 about Bob. You see, he rides upon a giant fangled 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:09.180 horse goat named, uh, Goaty. A creature known 00:02:09.180 --> 00:02:12.219 for its powerful build and far, far more powerful, 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:16.280 uh, uh, flatulence. Now combine that with a well 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:18.520 -lit torch and, uh, let's just say that troll 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:21.759 warchief came to a vile and smelly end. Now, 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:24.419 Bob isn't fully a dwarf of war, though. He practices 00:02:24.419 --> 00:02:27.180 in the clerical arts of the death domain. It 00:02:27.180 --> 00:02:29.460 is known to try to feed his foe before ever coming 00:02:29.460 --> 00:02:32.139 to fight them. So if you ever see a bagpipe golden 00:02:32.139 --> 00:02:33.879 dwarf combing through the fur on the backside 00:02:33.879 --> 00:02:36.879 of his mount, be sure to wave to Bob. Just, uh, 00:02:36.979 --> 00:02:49.099 don't do it from downwind. Farting ghosts. Now, 00:02:49.379 --> 00:02:52.680 pop quiz. Whose character was that? That could 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:54.240 only come from one person. That could only come 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:57.180 from one man. The one, the only. The captain. 00:02:57.620 --> 00:03:00.419 Evil Incorporated. Evil Incorporated. CEO and 00:03:00.419 --> 00:03:03.560 president. Has given us a luminary to spotlight. 00:03:03.699 --> 00:03:05.340 Hell yeah. Thank you, captain. That's awesome. 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:13.360 A breath of fresh air. Unlike the breath you 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.520 get when you're hanging out around Goaty. Yeah. 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:19.780 Oh, that's awesome. Thank you, captain. There's 00:03:19.780 --> 00:03:21.479 going to be a lot of thank yous tonight, I think. 00:03:21.580 --> 00:03:23.900 Yeah. We've got a couple little things to touch 00:03:23.900 --> 00:03:27.300 on. The first is, as of recording, 4 -4 -24, 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:32.159 the button episode, the Finders Keepers episode 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:36.419 has not aired yet. So we do not yet have a conclusion 00:03:36.419 --> 00:03:40.319 to the genie's button problem. We do not. But 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:43.430 we do have new buttons. Oh, yes, David. I finally 00:03:43.430 --> 00:03:46.129 replaced my garbage. Literally, for one of our 00:03:46.129 --> 00:03:48.150 first sessions, I cut them off a flannel and 00:03:48.150 --> 00:03:49.969 threw it away and brought some really little 00:03:49.969 --> 00:03:52.370 buttons. But I bought some nice big round gold 00:03:52.370 --> 00:03:54.009 buttons. I've been using them for years, actually, 00:03:54.009 --> 00:03:57.009 at home for my home games and then didn't bring 00:03:57.009 --> 00:04:00.110 them here for our games. The thing where we use 00:04:00.110 --> 00:04:02.870 buttons. Purely because I forget. But they're 00:04:02.870 --> 00:04:04.590 here now, and they're really cool, and they're 00:04:04.590 --> 00:04:05.930 really pretty. They look great. Yeah, they're 00:04:05.930 --> 00:04:10.090 like quarter -sized gold buttons, very shiny. 00:04:10.229 --> 00:04:12.699 And they sound better when they rattle. Yeah, 00:04:12.699 --> 00:04:16.519 you know? I mean, that has presence. It's like 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:19.500 it was time now to upgrade our systems, upgrade 00:04:19.500 --> 00:04:23.079 our whole situation here. Speaking of quality 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:27.899 and presence, we opened our package from Danny 00:04:27.899 --> 00:04:31.360 Pirate Studios the other day. Nice segue on that 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:34.560 one. Thank you. Just like the way that it lined 00:04:34.560 --> 00:04:37.459 up, we just weren't able to really open it during 00:04:37.459 --> 00:04:40.120 a recording. Well, to be perfectly honest, I 00:04:40.120 --> 00:04:42.240 forgot the package at home the last time we recorded. 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.560 On me. Apologize to Danny. Blah, blah, blah. 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:48.079 But we opened it at Nerd Out Night. We recorded 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:51.079 it. We put it on Instagram, social media. Hopefully 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:54.339 you guys saw that because we had some cool visuals 00:04:54.339 --> 00:04:58.720 of the minis. We got a pangolin, like an armored 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:02.220 pangolin wielding two swords. Dude, it's so cool. 00:05:02.220 --> 00:05:04.319 I mean, how could I resist that? How could I 00:05:04.319 --> 00:05:05.939 resist that? It's outrageously cool. Then we 00:05:05.939 --> 00:05:11.370 got a three -piece set. of forest golems oh my 00:05:11.370 --> 00:05:13.810 gosh those guys are awesome right down to the 00:05:13.810 --> 00:05:15.730 grain of the wood i have no idea what what printing 00:05:15.730 --> 00:05:17.930 situation is happening over there at uh danny 00:05:17.930 --> 00:05:20.949 pyra studios but holy yeah he's pretty wild told 00:05:20.949 --> 00:05:22.750 me about his printing setup i don't remember 00:05:22.750 --> 00:05:25.310 i'm not that technical but it's legit stuff for 00:05:25.310 --> 00:05:27.329 sure nice dude i couldn't believe the texture 00:05:27.329 --> 00:05:29.509 quality yeah and then and then we got like a 00:05:29.509 --> 00:05:32.550 sort of grab bag full of like rando skeleton 00:05:32.550 --> 00:05:35.740 parts that are supposed to be like Terrain almost, 00:05:36.100 --> 00:05:40.319 you know. Yeah. You come into this burial ground 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:42.339 and you see this big pile of skeleton bones and 00:05:42.339 --> 00:05:44.160 something rises out of it or whatever. I don't 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:46.000 know. It was wild. Yeah, they're really cool. 00:05:46.139 --> 00:05:48.920 You know, shields, weapons, all kind of mixed 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:51.420 in with it. Yeah, it's awesome. And the bones 00:05:51.420 --> 00:05:53.699 and the pieces are so teeny tiny. It's like, 00:05:53.800 --> 00:05:55.620 I just, I don't get how it happens. My brain 00:05:55.620 --> 00:05:59.860 doesn't, does not compute. All that to say, if 00:05:59.860 --> 00:06:02.459 you want some minis, you want to buy them from 00:06:02.459 --> 00:06:05.259 our friend Danny Pirate Paints. Danny Pirate 00:06:05.259 --> 00:06:08.720 Minis. Danny Pirate Studios. Not the other two. 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:14.620 Danny Pirate Studios. We're taking your salesman 00:06:14.620 --> 00:06:17.360 job away. You started off so hot. I know. Yep. 00:06:17.939 --> 00:06:22.279 If you want to buy... There he is. Trying to 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:24.920 start over. Oh, no. Now this is all standing. 00:06:24.980 --> 00:06:31.100 Oh, great. Great. Nice try, nerd. All right, 00:06:31.139 --> 00:06:39.569 I'm done. Okay. No. We're not going to let you 00:06:39.569 --> 00:06:41.430 get a clean restart. All right, that's fine. 00:06:41.509 --> 00:06:43.290 All right, we'll let it go. It's not my problem. 00:06:44.230 --> 00:06:47.089 Anyway, if you want to buy minis from Danny Pirate 00:06:47.089 --> 00:06:49.790 Studios, just visit his website, DannyPirateStudios 00:06:49.790 --> 00:06:53.949 .com. Danny with two N's and use code FANTASYPANTS 00:06:53.949 --> 00:06:55.889 and you'll get 15 % off your order. Danny with 00:06:55.889 --> 00:07:00.269 two N's and Pirate with one R. Oh, Jesus. Fuck, 00:07:00.269 --> 00:07:04.850 I'm good. David. Off the dome. That's my part. 00:07:04.870 --> 00:07:09.389 You've had some doozies. That tops it. That should 00:07:09.389 --> 00:07:14.509 be his new slogan. Two N's and one R. No pirate 00:07:14.509 --> 00:07:17.750 with one R. That's the pirate part. It works. 00:07:18.069 --> 00:07:21.310 All right. Well, let's bring it back around and 00:07:21.310 --> 00:07:24.589 talk real fast about what we're doing May 10th 00:07:24.589 --> 00:07:27.149 to 12th. Yes. We're going to be at the Burke 00:07:27.149 --> 00:07:29.810 Mountain Hotel and Conference Center in Vermont 00:07:29.810 --> 00:07:34.769 at the Mountain Mania Gaming Convention. role 00:07:34.769 --> 00:07:37.189 -playing games, board games, card games. They're 00:07:37.189 --> 00:07:39.290 even going to do lots of giveaways. Pretty much 00:07:39.290 --> 00:07:41.810 all you have to do to enter in to win a game 00:07:41.810 --> 00:07:45.310 is you have to go to their game library, sign 00:07:45.310 --> 00:07:48.930 out one of their games, walk away, go play with 00:07:48.930 --> 00:07:50.750 your friends or make new friends and play a game. 00:07:50.850 --> 00:07:52.589 And when you bring it back, you'll be entered 00:07:52.589 --> 00:07:54.470 in to win that game at the end of the convention. 00:07:54.730 --> 00:07:56.730 That's crazy cool. Yeah, they've got a bunch 00:07:56.730 --> 00:07:59.009 of games they're giving away. I'll try to get 00:07:59.009 --> 00:08:02.189 some examples of some at some point, but we're 00:08:02.189 --> 00:08:04.839 going to be there. We're going to do a live recording. 00:08:05.579 --> 00:08:07.439 We're going to be hanging out, playing games 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:10.920 all weekend long. And if you want to show up 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:13.939 and go, it's $25 for the day. If you want to 00:08:13.939 --> 00:08:17.079 go the full three -day weekend, it's $55. That's 00:08:17.079 --> 00:08:18.740 cheap entertainment if you ask me. That's amazing. 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:22.040 So if you're in the area, you want to play board 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:23.980 games for three days straight, and you got $50 00:08:23.980 --> 00:08:26.180 burning a hole in your pocket, we'll see you 00:08:26.180 --> 00:08:28.220 there. We'll see you there. Yeah. Hell yeah. 00:08:28.620 --> 00:08:31.759 Yeah. Then I want to talk about... Oh my gosh. 00:08:32.469 --> 00:08:34.490 Language. I've got more to say, people. Language? 00:08:34.509 --> 00:08:36.330 What do you have more to say? Oh. Are you doing 00:08:36.330 --> 00:08:39.690 a Babbel ad now? Okay. No, we're not there yet. 00:08:40.289 --> 00:08:42.570 Banter's half the episode today. We're not there 00:08:42.570 --> 00:08:44.669 yet, David. Yeah, this is going to be like 25 00:08:44.669 --> 00:08:46.750 minutes of banter. Let us know. Do you guys like 00:08:46.750 --> 00:08:48.690 the long, like, do you want to hear about what 00:08:48.690 --> 00:08:50.789 I have to say? I don't know. You tell me. Do 00:08:50.789 --> 00:08:54.769 you want to hear it in Spanish? What about South 00:08:54.769 --> 00:08:59.250 Korean? Or is it just Korean? You know, ask Babbel. 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:01.679 Our sponsors. We'd have to get a sponsorship 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:06.659 to figure it out. But the language I'm talking 00:09:06.659 --> 00:09:10.360 about is French. What are you doing? Or French 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:13.620 Canadian. Okay. Quebecois, I've heard it called. 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:17.580 I know what he's doing. Okay. So I learned about 00:09:17.580 --> 00:09:20.399 French Canadian meat pie. This is not a babble? 00:09:20.500 --> 00:09:23.019 No, it's not a babble. Okay. We've talked about 00:09:23.019 --> 00:09:24.100 this before. We talked about it on the show. 00:09:24.179 --> 00:09:25.980 French Canadian meat pie. Yes, we have. We have. 00:09:26.019 --> 00:09:29.409 We have. And... I learned about this meat pie. 00:09:29.549 --> 00:09:31.710 I learned the recipe. I learned how to say the 00:09:31.710 --> 00:09:35.789 words. All from, I guess, second generation French 00:09:35.789 --> 00:09:38.230 Canadians who have settled here in northern New 00:09:38.230 --> 00:09:40.730 Hampshire. You know, people whose families came 00:09:40.730 --> 00:09:45.230 here in the 1800s, whatever. And the way I learned 00:09:45.230 --> 00:09:47.370 to pronounce this word. First and only time I've 00:09:47.370 --> 00:09:52.269 ever heard it. It's Tutsier. Well, I pissed off 00:09:52.269 --> 00:09:55.970 our friend Meg. Meg from Hungry Familiar. I knew 00:09:55.970 --> 00:09:59.409 it was wrong. And her husband. They're Canadian. 00:09:59.909 --> 00:10:04.570 And Phil, I think at least Phil, speaks French. 00:10:05.029 --> 00:10:06.970 Her husband. He uses Babel. Sorry if I'm not 00:10:06.970 --> 00:10:08.450 supposed to say that. Yeah, he might have used 00:10:08.450 --> 00:10:10.970 Babel. No, I don't think he used Babel. But anyway, 00:10:11.169 --> 00:10:16.429 I was corrected in my pronunciation. It's tortier. 00:10:17.549 --> 00:10:19.870 Tortier. So you roll the R. Or you don't have 00:10:19.870 --> 00:10:22.830 to, I guess. But apparently anything is better 00:10:22.830 --> 00:10:25.389 than what I said. So I'm fascinated to know. 00:10:26.029 --> 00:10:30.049 How you get from tortier all the way down to 00:10:30.049 --> 00:10:34.210 what this lovely little old lady whose parents 00:10:34.210 --> 00:10:38.570 came from French -speaking Canada pronounced 00:10:38.570 --> 00:10:41.909 it. Tortier. Kind of fascinating, isn't it? You 00:10:41.909 --> 00:10:45.149 heard it bad. That's totally, honestly, totally 00:10:45.149 --> 00:10:48.250 possible. Totally possible. I am not even going 00:10:48.250 --> 00:10:50.350 to attempt to pronounce either of those ways. 00:10:50.470 --> 00:10:53.990 So as penance, I've decided, I've volunteered. 00:10:55.860 --> 00:10:59.759 to make some tortillas. I'm gonna try to make 00:10:59.759 --> 00:11:02.659 a meat pie soon. Oh, God. I thought you were 00:11:02.659 --> 00:11:04.259 gonna say, and I brought it tonight. No, no, 00:11:04.299 --> 00:11:05.600 I didn't bring it. Damn. I didn't bring it tonight, 00:11:05.659 --> 00:11:10.080 but what I did bring, what I did bring. What 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:12.159 did you bring, Steven? What'd you bring? I brought 00:11:12.159 --> 00:11:16.019 mail from our friend Andrew. Oh, shit. I found 00:11:16.019 --> 00:11:20.480 it. Yes. Do it again. We did that joke already. 00:11:20.700 --> 00:11:29.980 Fine. I know what this is. I know. I know what 00:11:29.980 --> 00:11:33.379 this is. Do it again. We didn't do it three times. 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:39.679 We lost. Oh, shit. I'm going to do it until you 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:42.220 hate it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, guys. No, I already 00:11:42.220 --> 00:11:46.659 hate it. Stop. Do it again. Yeah, what is this? 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:49.960 This is really, this is amazing. This is so amazing. 00:11:50.019 --> 00:11:53.259 Before you open it. Yeah, I just. I just had 00:11:53.259 --> 00:11:55.740 to step away to cut it open. What do you think 00:11:55.740 --> 00:11:58.000 this is? I literally have no idea. Andrew keeps 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:00.580 saying, oh, guess, guess. I picked it up. It's 00:12:00.580 --> 00:12:02.480 definitely heavier than I expected it to be. 00:12:02.799 --> 00:12:05.620 I don't have a guess. I really have no idea. 00:12:05.779 --> 00:12:07.340 I should say, what do you think these are? There's 00:12:07.340 --> 00:12:09.080 a lot of things in that box, if I remember right. 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:11.299 I really have no idea. All right. Do you want 00:12:11.299 --> 00:12:13.659 to give us a clue before I open the box? I will 00:12:13.659 --> 00:12:16.620 say you already have a couple of these things 00:12:16.620 --> 00:12:22.360 on your character sheets. Oh. On our character 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:24.279 sheets. I don't know, but this is fun. This is 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:28.139 fun. Ooh. This is fun. Ooh. Ooh. Stephen, open 00:12:28.139 --> 00:12:29.600 the box. I was going to say, I'm tired of waiting. 00:12:29.720 --> 00:12:33.440 Open the box. Oh, the potion bottles. Yes. Holy 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:36.059 shit. He sent pictures of these. And scrolls. 00:12:36.059 --> 00:12:39.559 Oh, dude. Look at these guys. What the hell? 00:12:39.740 --> 00:12:43.320 Holy shit. Let me explain what some of these 00:12:43.320 --> 00:12:45.220 are. He probably does too. Oh, there's dice. 00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:48.500 There's dice. That blue right there is your phase 00:12:48.500 --> 00:12:51.500 spider venom. Whoa. The dice will go in there 00:12:51.500 --> 00:12:54.700 for that. And you roll it. There's so many. When 00:12:54.700 --> 00:12:56.419 you actually use the venom, you roll the damage 00:12:56.419 --> 00:12:58.759 out of that bottle. That is incredible. The red 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:02.039 is your potion of superior healing that you have. 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:05.039 Wow. So again, roll that when the time comes 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:07.659 to use that potion. A couple scrolls there too. 00:13:07.740 --> 00:13:09.100 Check those guys out. Oh my God, there's so many 00:13:09.100 --> 00:13:11.100 scrolls. There are so many scrolls. There are 00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:15.240 so many die. Potion bottles, they came open. 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.059 The dice are all over the place, but I'm collecting 00:13:17.059 --> 00:13:18.759 them. We'll get that. I know what they are. But 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:20.720 let me tell you this real quick. There's three 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:22.620 other ones here. Look at this wax. Look at this 00:13:22.620 --> 00:13:25.059 wax. Dude. It's amazing. It's amazing. This is 00:13:25.059 --> 00:13:27.500 legit. You see this silver guy right there, right? 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:29.820 Silver sparkles? I see the silver sparkles. That 00:13:29.820 --> 00:13:36.120 is Mr. Wolf's new button bottle. What? How about 00:13:36.120 --> 00:13:39.799 gold for the Golden Bay, Mr. Rodriguez? Oh my 00:13:39.799 --> 00:13:45.169 goodness. Fucking way. Dude, these are so cool. 00:13:45.409 --> 00:13:48.330 And that one's yours? I had Andrew himself do 00:13:48.330 --> 00:13:50.590 one I should get. I let him pick the colors. 00:13:50.629 --> 00:13:52.570 He gave me an awesome sort of green, blue swirl. 00:13:52.629 --> 00:13:55.850 It looks sick as hell. Wow. Mine's empty. Oh, 00:13:55.909 --> 00:13:58.769 my God. Here, listen to the sound of mine going 00:13:58.769 --> 00:14:04.169 into my new button jar. Ooh. Oh, wait. Let's 00:14:04.169 --> 00:14:08.100 give it a shake. Not bad. Oh, my God. This is 00:14:08.100 --> 00:14:10.940 legit. Now let's see some real buttons. Dude, 00:14:11.019 --> 00:14:13.360 look. Yeah, look at all the D4 for the potion 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:19.059 of superior thingy. Yep. Yeah. I got it. Good 00:14:19.059 --> 00:14:22.139 try. I got it. Okay, so when you use that potion, 00:14:22.220 --> 00:14:24.120 when the time comes, we're pulling the port -a 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.340 -pain over there, and you're going to roll out 00:14:26.340 --> 00:14:29.159 of that guy right into the tower because that 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:30.860 is the coolest shit ever. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:14:31.059 --> 00:14:34.620 What? Now it's starting to seem like you want 00:14:34.620 --> 00:14:38.480 us to lose. I want you to use the bottle because 00:14:38.480 --> 00:14:43.259 the bottle is awesome. Which one's my cap? I 00:14:43.259 --> 00:14:46.399 can't tell. This one's definitely David's. This 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:49.419 one was on mine, the sort of purple one. That 00:14:49.419 --> 00:14:54.379 one's very Midnight Princess. Ooh, ooh, yeah, 00:14:54.519 --> 00:14:56.820 that's cool as hell. So hold on, hold on. So 00:14:56.820 --> 00:14:58.860 that's why, again, that's why I brought the new 00:14:58.860 --> 00:15:01.500 buttons because this setup deserves, these bottles 00:15:01.500 --> 00:15:03.120 deserve the best buttons. Hold on, we're not 00:15:03.120 --> 00:15:04.940 quite done yet. Look at all these scrolls. These 00:15:04.940 --> 00:15:07.580 all say, dude, there's like, there's like a dozen 00:15:07.580 --> 00:15:09.799 of them or at least 10 of them. Here, I'm going 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:13.389 to pick one. Summon bees. Oh, they're homebrew 00:15:13.389 --> 00:15:16.710 spells? What? That's insane. Yeah. Look at those 00:15:16.710 --> 00:15:19.750 things. This is wild. Holy hell. And the paper 00:15:19.750 --> 00:15:22.169 is such cool. Oh, my gosh. It's incredible. All 00:15:22.169 --> 00:15:23.330 right, we're going to take pictures of these, 00:15:23.389 --> 00:15:25.549 put them on. Yeah, yeah. And again, real quick, 00:15:25.750 --> 00:15:28.889 it's Hooley Forge on Etsy, correct? Yeah, Hooley 00:15:28.889 --> 00:15:32.929 Forge. Hooley Forge, H -O -O -L -E -Y. Forge. 00:15:32.929 --> 00:15:35.570 F -O -R -G. Chromatic Missile. Get on there. 00:15:36.450 --> 00:15:38.529 This is, I mean, the quality of things is absolutely 00:15:38.529 --> 00:15:40.730 incredible. He was taking pictures as they were 00:15:40.730 --> 00:15:42.850 going. He asked me if I could do some potions 00:15:42.850 --> 00:15:44.889 and maybe some poisons after that last, the spider 00:15:44.889 --> 00:15:46.690 combat where he gave me the baddie. And I was 00:15:46.690 --> 00:15:49.710 like, dude, hell yeah. And then from there, I 00:15:49.710 --> 00:15:51.070 was like, he's going to send me those two. And 00:15:51.070 --> 00:15:52.490 he's like, hey, how about I get you each a new 00:15:52.490 --> 00:15:54.470 custom button jar too? It's like, you don't need 00:15:54.470 --> 00:15:56.409 to do that. And he's like, oh, I'm so pumped 00:15:56.409 --> 00:15:59.210 to do that. His wife helped a lot too, actually. 00:15:59.389 --> 00:16:01.169 No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really cool. Oh my 00:16:01.169 --> 00:16:04.080 God. Yes, I can't remember which one it was. 00:16:04.299 --> 00:16:05.700 Thank you, Mrs. Forge. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, 00:16:05.700 --> 00:16:09.620 Mrs. Forge. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Yeah, 00:16:09.980 --> 00:16:12.879 this is so cool. Yeah, thank you, Andrew. Seriously. 00:16:13.120 --> 00:16:16.220 I mean, from the boss monster in that last combat 00:16:16.220 --> 00:16:19.580 to these jars here on the table to the scrolls 00:16:19.580 --> 00:16:22.340 in Steven's hand. This is amazing. It's so awesome 00:16:22.340 --> 00:16:26.700 to involve our community in this way and to be, 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:31.519 like, so greatly rewarded with this awesome. 00:16:32.090 --> 00:16:36.950 bounty of cool ass stuff so so cool i just like 00:16:36.950 --> 00:16:39.690 i'm i'm i'm just legit speechless yeah i don't 00:16:39.690 --> 00:16:42.950 have the words i don't have the words we're supposed 00:16:42.950 --> 00:16:45.850 to like jump in and play a game now for real 00:16:45.850 --> 00:16:48.669 i wanted to save mail time for last because i 00:16:48.669 --> 00:16:51.559 was like man how cool would that be Now I don't 00:16:51.559 --> 00:16:54.519 know how to continue. And thank you very much 00:16:54.519 --> 00:16:56.639 because now I have to use my last two buttons 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:58.879 in this episode. I get it. Because I want to 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:01.360 use this goddamn jar. I want to crack this thing 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:05.420 open. Oh, the button jar. Yeah, it's so cool. 00:17:05.539 --> 00:17:09.759 Wow. So cool. Wow. We have an eclipse coming 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:12.579 up, guys. Well, you got more to say? Yeah. Well, 00:17:12.619 --> 00:17:13.940 I was going to say, I mean, with an eclipse coming 00:17:13.940 --> 00:17:17.200 on this coming Monday, I mean, obviously I have 00:17:17.200 --> 00:17:20.079 to talk about NBC's heroes, but we're out of 00:17:20.079 --> 00:17:24.299 time. Wait, what? That's Heroes, always in Eclipse. 00:17:24.700 --> 00:17:28.359 Oh. You would know this. If you were a man of 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:29.920 any kind of culture, you would know. Way over 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:31.500 my head. I bet Andrew got it, though. It's fine. 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:34.920 We're out of time. I could talk about the ping 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:37.119 pong all over the place characterization of Matt's 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:40.759 character another day. Look forward to it. Or 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:45.359 else. Today, let's talk about... Giant caimans. 00:17:45.539 --> 00:17:48.000 Yeah, I gotta open my laptop. Open your laptop, 00:17:48.140 --> 00:17:51.900 you feller. I'm playing with scrolls on top of 00:17:51.900 --> 00:17:54.539 it instead of actually, like, playing the game. 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:57.480 Now, I threw this comment at you last second. 00:17:57.940 --> 00:18:00.000 You were like, you were all going through a wagon 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:01.920 all nice and cozy, and I was all like, wham, 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:04.480 bam, thank you, ma 'am. Here's a giant caiman 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:07.799 in your face. And you were so unsurprised. So 00:18:07.799 --> 00:18:09.720 unsurprised. Didn't show a lick of reaction. 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:13.440 What's wrong with you? What happened to the fresh 00:18:13.440 --> 00:18:15.420 -faced youngins I played with before? Now you're 00:18:15.420 --> 00:18:17.799 just old, washed up, and dried out. Well, because 00:18:17.799 --> 00:18:19.640 you're sitting there. Where's the drama, Jeremy? 00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:23.500 Dude, we're in fantasy right now, okay? Where's 00:18:23.500 --> 00:18:26.859 the drama, Steven? No, you laid it out pretty 00:18:26.859 --> 00:18:30.519 well. You were like, oh, yeah, we're going over 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:33.579 this bridge with this giant crocodile, notorious 00:18:33.579 --> 00:18:37.839 apex predator. But it's a nice guy. John Franklin 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:40.400 was like, I'm so surprised that my mother always 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:43.400 took me to see this very big, always friendly, 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:45.180 like, I'm sitting there, I'm like, okay, yeah, 00:18:45.299 --> 00:18:46.660 I know what's going to happen. Maybe that was 00:18:46.660 --> 00:18:49.240 a hint too much. Yeah. I should have done that. 00:18:49.240 --> 00:18:51.839 Not subtle. That was a last minute kind of, yeah. 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:55.819 Not subtle, my friend. Sometimes you do things. 00:18:56.799 --> 00:18:58.640 Not subtly. That's the end of the, that's all 00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:02.700 I had. Let's do a fight. All right, let's fight. 00:19:04.259 --> 00:19:09.460 Now, where were we? Oh yes, a giant caiman, Tikalosh 00:19:09.460 --> 00:19:13.079 he's called, has just struck at you as your wagon 00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:16.079 was crossing, or carriage was crossing this stone 00:19:16.079 --> 00:19:20.220 bridge over this large sort of pool. Beautiful, 00:19:20.440 --> 00:19:22.980 sparkling pool beneath you, covered with lily 00:19:22.980 --> 00:19:25.640 pads, little green frogs jumping from place to 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:27.140 place. We're not looking at those green things. 00:19:27.420 --> 00:19:30.319 Because a big green caiman, alligator -like creature, 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:33.240 has just launched from the water. A peaceful 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:36.529 soul suddenly turned to violence. He has smashed 00:19:36.529 --> 00:19:38.509 into the side of your carriage, his teeth bearing 00:19:38.509 --> 00:19:41.289 into the white wood, chips of it just flying 00:19:41.289 --> 00:19:44.109 everywhere. The elephant that was holding it 00:19:44.109 --> 00:19:47.150 has been yanked down, dropping and dragged in 00:19:47.150 --> 00:19:49.130 surprise to the side of the bridge. And currently 00:19:49.130 --> 00:19:51.470 the tethers of the carriage are holding it sort 00:19:51.470 --> 00:19:55.049 of onto the bridge, kind of suspending it as 00:19:55.049 --> 00:19:57.609 it's dropped down five feet into the water, sort 00:19:57.609 --> 00:19:59.869 of splashing into it. Right now, the only land 00:19:59.869 --> 00:20:03.910 beneath your feet. is the carriage itself kind 00:20:03.910 --> 00:20:07.069 of floating, sort of partially submerged and 00:20:07.069 --> 00:20:11.049 slowly sinking down. But are your feet standing 00:20:11.049 --> 00:20:13.349 upon the wood of the carriage? We don't know, 00:20:13.410 --> 00:20:16.349 because we need a strength saving throw from 00:20:16.349 --> 00:20:20.049 all four characters. Strength saving throw for 00:20:20.049 --> 00:20:25.349 Blanche. Natural one. Oh, no. Let's have fun 00:20:25.349 --> 00:20:29.890 with that one. Give me Jaune. Yeah. Yeah, I'm 00:20:29.890 --> 00:20:34.569 going to give you Jaune. Oh, crap. Here's John's. 00:20:36.769 --> 00:20:43.910 14 for John. Okay. That's an 18 for Jules. Okay. 00:20:45.690 --> 00:20:50.930 And a 14 for Chester. All right. I'll tell you 00:20:50.930 --> 00:20:53.549 this. To stay on the wagon, I was looking for 00:20:53.549 --> 00:20:59.069 a 15. Oh, my God. So here's what happens. Chester 00:20:59.069 --> 00:21:03.779 and John. are jolted off the wagon, knocked about 00:21:03.779 --> 00:21:08.059 10 feet into the water, just rolling off, sort 00:21:08.059 --> 00:21:11.240 of getting taken in by the churning waves as 00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:15.440 the wagon presses down in. Blanche, it was your 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:18.240 position where you stood as this thing hit, just 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:21.740 so unexpected as it crashed into it, but you 00:21:21.740 --> 00:21:25.160 were thrown, full thrown off of this thing, splashing 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:27.539 into the water, and maybe landing on your shell 00:21:27.539 --> 00:21:30.369 and sort of pushing you even further out. As 00:21:30.369 --> 00:21:34.890 you're knocked 20 feet back into the pond, all 00:21:34.890 --> 00:21:39.650 three of you are treading water. And so any sort 00:21:39.650 --> 00:21:43.329 of underwater combat rules apply, unless you 00:21:43.329 --> 00:21:44.809 can find yourself on land. That's going to be 00:21:44.809 --> 00:21:47.269 difficult terrain. I do not believe, even as 00:21:47.269 --> 00:21:48.509 turtles, I don't believe you have a swim speed. 00:21:48.670 --> 00:21:51.170 I think you can breathe underwater, but you don't 00:21:51.170 --> 00:21:52.710 think you have a swim speed, so it's going to 00:21:52.710 --> 00:21:56.769 be half movement to get around. If I do things 00:21:56.769 --> 00:21:58.690 that are wild and turn up the water, I might 00:21:58.690 --> 00:22:00.809 have athletics checks. And if you're going to 00:22:00.809 --> 00:22:03.029 strike from within the water, unless you're using 00:22:03.029 --> 00:22:04.869 certain weapons, which I don't believe are the 00:22:04.869 --> 00:22:06.569 weapons you're wielding, unless you're Jean Franklin 00:22:06.569 --> 00:22:08.490 with a spear, it's going to be disadvantage. 00:22:10.690 --> 00:22:14.210 Jewels. You are the only one. As this thing hits, 00:22:14.470 --> 00:22:16.329 you just kind of look up at the last second, 00:22:16.410 --> 00:22:19.650 brace yourself. You're knocked free. Maybe Jean 00:22:19.650 --> 00:22:22.170 pushes you forward and helps you out as he goes 00:22:22.170 --> 00:22:24.369 flying off the side, and you are standing tall 00:22:24.369 --> 00:22:27.309 as this great creature is bearing down on you. 00:22:27.349 --> 00:22:28.829 Maybe it's not even a good thing that you passed. 00:22:29.470 --> 00:22:33.289 As now, you're the only one standing in the face 00:22:33.289 --> 00:22:39.869 of this massive, snapping maw. The man riding 00:22:39.869 --> 00:22:42.309 the elephant has also fallen off over the bridge. 00:22:42.369 --> 00:22:43.970 He's sort of treading water by Jean, sort of 00:22:43.970 --> 00:22:49.009 screaming. As all of this is going down. Crowd 00:22:49.009 --> 00:22:51.829 at the edge of the bridge, screaming out. This 00:22:51.829 --> 00:22:54.130 is Tickalosh. He's nice. He's friendly. Why? 00:22:54.369 --> 00:22:57.950 Why is he doing this? You don't know. Tell us, 00:22:57.950 --> 00:23:00.869 David. Why? I'll tell you why. Why? It's because 00:23:00.869 --> 00:23:03.230 you got to roll for initiative. All right. Here 00:23:03.230 --> 00:23:08.289 we go. Okay. All right. For Blanche, 13. And 00:23:08.289 --> 00:23:14.789 for Jean, four. Oh, God. All right. Jules got 00:23:14.789 --> 00:23:23.730 an 18. Chester, five. Wow. Okay. We stink. Oh, 00:23:23.789 --> 00:23:27.900 boy. Okay. You are. thrown off this thing. Look 00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:29.740 at this caiman token. Look at this guy. Pretty 00:23:29.740 --> 00:23:32.980 big. Isn't he terrifying? Oh, yeah. Yep. No, 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:34.859 he's nice and cute. Look at that face. Come on. 00:23:35.559 --> 00:23:37.759 You don't want to hurt that guy. Yeah, I kind 00:23:37.759 --> 00:23:41.960 of do. Look at him. Yeah. Really? Sure. You think 00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:44.039 he's cute? Sure. Hang on, let me swap tokens. 00:23:44.900 --> 00:23:48.960 How about now? That's worse. Come on, he's cute 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:50.519 in that little backpack. Am I supposed to know 00:23:50.519 --> 00:23:52.660 who that is? No, he's just cute. You had that 00:23:52.660 --> 00:23:55.390 ready. I did. You had that ready. Just a little 00:23:55.390 --> 00:23:58.309 cute cartoon crocodile with a backpack. You want 00:23:58.309 --> 00:24:00.890 to hit this guy? He's nice. Well, we all thought 00:24:00.890 --> 00:24:02.650 so until he knocked us off the bridge. Yeah, 00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:06.490 he hit first. See, this is along the lines of 00:24:06.490 --> 00:24:09.170 no takesies, backsies, and all that stuff. He 00:24:09.170 --> 00:24:11.890 hit me first. Yeah. He's got a little backpack. 00:24:12.049 --> 00:24:13.890 He's skipping off to school, and you're going 00:24:13.890 --> 00:24:16.789 to murder him. Jules, you're up. Jules is going 00:24:16.789 --> 00:24:21.690 to use a bonus action to cast Bardic Inspiration 00:24:21.690 --> 00:24:27.299 onto Blanche. Okay. All right. And then he's 00:24:27.299 --> 00:24:31.559 going to cast Vicious Mockery. What? How dare 00:24:31.559 --> 00:24:36.500 you? Onto this little guy. This big little guy. 00:24:36.839 --> 00:24:38.079 This little guy with a backpack. I don't think 00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:39.980 I've ever actually used this one yet. What are 00:24:39.980 --> 00:24:41.339 you saying? I'll read it real fast. You might 00:24:41.339 --> 00:24:43.200 have. It says, you unleash a string of insults 00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:44.759 laced with subtle enchantments that a creature 00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:46.740 you can see within range. If the target can hear 00:24:46.740 --> 00:24:50.230 you, it must succeed on a wisdom save. or take 00:24:50.230 --> 00:24:52.549 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on its 00:24:52.549 --> 00:24:54.569 next attack roll. He's just a nice little guy. 00:24:54.809 --> 00:24:56.150 What are you going to say to him? Oh, it makes 00:24:56.150 --> 00:24:58.349 before the end of its turn. What do you say to 00:24:58.349 --> 00:25:01.170 him? Fuck, I didn't think about that. Hold on. 00:25:01.809 --> 00:25:04.609 How do you insult this caiman? It might be able 00:25:04.609 --> 00:25:06.029 to hear you, but I don't think it can understand 00:25:06.029 --> 00:25:08.869 you, so I don't think it matters that much. Yeah, 00:25:08.930 --> 00:25:13.809 if it can't understand me, I just go... It cries. 00:25:13.869 --> 00:25:16.789 Get lost. Get lost, alligator. Get out of here. 00:25:17.450 --> 00:25:22.460 How could you do this? Oh, my God. Oh. It's a 00:25:22.460 --> 00:25:25.059 four on the dice. Crying. Alligator tears pouring 00:25:25.059 --> 00:25:27.579 into the sides of his face. How could you? No, 00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:30.200 it's just like you make yourself big. It's so 00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:32.259 funny. Jules is standing alone before this creature, 00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:35.500 and your initial reaction is just like, get big. 00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:37.180 Like a bear is coming at you, you know? You just 00:25:37.180 --> 00:25:39.420 get big, make some sounds, scare it, and this 00:25:39.420 --> 00:25:41.170 creature actually kind of like... Sort of almost 00:25:41.170 --> 00:25:43.710 backs up a little bit. Almost, like, put off 00:25:43.710 --> 00:25:46.750 by you. This towering, colossal creature. I guess 00:25:46.750 --> 00:25:49.470 huge would be the term, mechanically. But still, 00:25:49.549 --> 00:25:51.950 just enormous maw that could snap you up in a 00:25:51.950 --> 00:25:56.170 moment. And you're scaring it away? Insulting 00:25:56.170 --> 00:26:00.269 it away? And it only gets one psychic damage. 00:26:03.130 --> 00:26:05.670 But you have disadvantage on your next attack 00:26:05.670 --> 00:26:07.269 roll before the end of your turn. Really put 00:26:07.269 --> 00:26:12.480 him off. That's my poor sad. Take that. I can't 00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:17.960 believe you. Okay. That's me now, actually. Oh, 00:26:17.980 --> 00:26:21.019 now here is... Yes, here's what's going to happen. 00:26:21.140 --> 00:26:24.799 Here's what's going to happen. The caiman. You 00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:27.599 kind of say this to it. It kind of recoils a 00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:31.039 little bit. Kind of eyes sort of fluttering. 00:26:31.700 --> 00:26:36.200 And it sort of turns the tension towards Jaune. 00:26:37.209 --> 00:26:39.849 hanging in the water just 10 feet north of where 00:26:39.849 --> 00:26:41.990 you are, just off the edge of the wagon, kind 00:26:41.990 --> 00:26:43.750 of like swimming towards it, treading water. 00:26:44.549 --> 00:26:50.670 What? What? Sorry, it's 2d4. Roll a d4. Another 00:26:50.670 --> 00:26:53.029 2. Alright, well I'm going to get another 2 attacks 00:26:53.029 --> 00:26:58.329 on you. I don't know. So he actually slides up 00:26:58.329 --> 00:27:00.190 to where he's kind of both in you and Jean's 00:27:00.190 --> 00:27:02.970 range, kind of pressing down onto the wagon itself. 00:27:03.069 --> 00:27:04.950 It sort of creaks and snaps, the elephant being 00:27:04.950 --> 00:27:06.690 pulled tighter as this thing is putting its full 00:27:06.690 --> 00:27:10.230 weight upon this, this like sinking thing. And 00:27:10.230 --> 00:27:12.450 he's just like standing above Jean Franklin. 00:27:13.109 --> 00:27:17.529 Something in his eyes wants Jean. Hungry for 00:27:17.529 --> 00:27:21.190 Jean. And Jean's just, ah, shit, shit. Trying 00:27:21.190 --> 00:27:22.990 to get his spear at the ready as this thing comes. 00:27:23.370 --> 00:27:27.869 barreling down on him. So the bite attack will 00:27:27.869 --> 00:27:31.309 go on Jean. That's the one that will get disadvantage 00:27:31.309 --> 00:27:38.250 from your cutting remarks. Yeah. Uh -huh. Thought 00:27:38.250 --> 00:27:41.730 them all up by myself. And it's going to miss. 00:27:42.730 --> 00:27:44.990 Excellent. The nine on the die. Nice. It's not 00:27:44.990 --> 00:27:47.410 going to hit Jean Franklin. This thing is a high 00:27:47.410 --> 00:27:51.089 to hit, but not high enough. It tries to bite 00:27:51.089 --> 00:27:52.650 down. And maybe at the last minute, it's like, 00:27:52.650 --> 00:27:54.470 it's like that moment of hesitation you gave 00:27:54.470 --> 00:27:56.130 it as it goes snapping in. There's just no time 00:27:56.130 --> 00:27:57.470 for Jean to pull up his spear. As it goes to 00:27:57.470 --> 00:27:59.170 bite down, he like holds his spear up and kind 00:27:59.170 --> 00:28:01.430 of like props it between some of his teeth. The 00:28:01.430 --> 00:28:03.309 mouth's sort of open. And he's sort of fighting 00:28:03.309 --> 00:28:06.950 against it. Jules! But then you see, like, as 00:28:06.950 --> 00:28:09.730 you kind of take this in, this thing's huge tail 00:28:09.730 --> 00:28:12.430 comes swinging around towards you, Jules. And 00:28:12.430 --> 00:28:17.230 this one will not have disadvantage. It's a natural 00:28:17.230 --> 00:28:22.150 one. Oh, yeah, buddy. You know, one might say 00:28:22.150 --> 00:28:25.509 elephants are like horses. Big gray horses. Oh, 00:28:25.809 --> 00:28:29.470 no. The elephant. How could you, David? No, no. 00:28:29.650 --> 00:28:31.890 This is good. The elephant. He's right next to 00:28:31.890 --> 00:28:33.329 the elephant. He's lying there. The elephant's 00:28:33.329 --> 00:28:35.529 going to just. kick out powerfully with his legs 00:28:35.529 --> 00:28:37.230 as he's trying to struggle himself up and clock 00:28:37.230 --> 00:28:39.529 this thing right in the face. The tail, he clocks 00:28:39.529 --> 00:28:41.190 it, the tail's coming at you, Jules, and it just 00:28:41.190 --> 00:28:42.789 goes wide to the mark and suddenly just gets 00:28:42.789 --> 00:28:45.750 crunched by an elephant. Yeah, I got to you, 00:28:45.809 --> 00:28:47.470 didn't I? I thought you were going to make him 00:28:47.470 --> 00:28:50.890 fall off the bridge or something. The elephant 00:28:50.890 --> 00:28:54.509 did 10 damage. Nice. Just good thwomping smash 00:28:54.509 --> 00:28:57.349 on this. Jules bends down and pats the elephant. 00:28:57.630 --> 00:29:01.150 Good job, good job. It's still just... struggling 00:29:01.150 --> 00:29:03.890 to move at all, flailing madly. It's dangerous 00:29:03.890 --> 00:29:06.869 to you guys, this thing is, possibly. If you 00:29:06.869 --> 00:29:09.490 roll a natural one. I can't believe you guys 00:29:09.490 --> 00:29:13.150 are... Hang on, let me change my token. What, 00:29:13.190 --> 00:29:15.630 do you have something mean now? He's prepared 00:29:15.630 --> 00:29:18.809 like six tokens, I bet. Oh my god. It's even 00:29:18.809 --> 00:29:22.069 cuter with big bug eyes, a pink bow, pink hearts 00:29:22.069 --> 00:29:24.289 around it. You wouldn't hit this guy. Yeah, I'm 00:29:24.289 --> 00:29:26.349 gonna hit that guy. You wouldn't do that. How 00:29:26.349 --> 00:29:30.910 dare you. Blanche, you're up. Okay. Blanche is 00:29:30.910 --> 00:29:35.089 going to be, obviously, in the water. Tadpole, 00:29:35.269 --> 00:29:39.029 swim to Shaw. Yes, sir. He's kind of still fighting 00:29:39.029 --> 00:29:42.210 it with the spear in its mouth. She's going to 00:29:42.210 --> 00:29:50.250 cast Witch Bolt at second level. And I'm probably 00:29:50.250 --> 00:29:52.970 maybe going to use my Bardic Inspiration. We'll 00:29:52.970 --> 00:29:56.009 see. I believe this is going to be a disadvantage 00:29:56.009 --> 00:29:59.039 because you're in the water. You believe or it 00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:02.519 is? Let me double check. It's a D8. Inspiration. 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:05.880 Oh, because of the level up? Fucking A, man. 00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:09.220 I'm wrong. It's actually only melee weapons that 00:30:09.220 --> 00:30:12.960 have underwater combat. So you're still able 00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:15.240 to get your melee and aim this thing off. Yeah, 00:30:15.339 --> 00:30:17.319 you got me. You caught me. That bodes well for 00:30:17.319 --> 00:30:20.299 Chester, too. Bodes well for Chester. Actually, 00:30:20.299 --> 00:30:21.960 it doesn't. It's weapon attacks. All weapon attacks. 00:30:22.500 --> 00:30:26.359 What's your roll? Even with a plus seven and 00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:31.480 bardic inspiration. It was a natural one. On 00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:37.960 a second level spell. What? I can't. I needed 00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:40.000 that. You know, frogs are kind of like horses. 00:30:40.700 --> 00:30:44.099 Oh, my God. I can't believe it. A little frog 00:30:44.099 --> 00:30:49.019 hops onto your face. I can't believe it. I don't 00:30:49.019 --> 00:30:50.380 know what I can do with that. It's just funny. 00:30:50.519 --> 00:30:52.740 Your spell just kind of goes wide, blasts on 00:30:52.740 --> 00:30:54.140 the side of the bridge, just carving this sort 00:30:54.140 --> 00:30:56.750 of charring. Into the edge of the bridge as this 00:30:56.750 --> 00:30:58.589 frog jumps in your face and you can't, well, 00:30:58.630 --> 00:31:01.630 you're kind of struggling. You move back five 00:31:01.630 --> 00:31:03.130 feet in the water as you kind of struggle against 00:31:03.130 --> 00:31:05.690 this frog. The blast of spell knocks you backwards 00:31:05.690 --> 00:31:07.829 just a little more. Two natural ones in a row. 00:31:07.910 --> 00:31:09.789 It's so funny. I'm running out of things that 00:31:09.789 --> 00:31:14.289 are like horses, guys. Stop it. Wow. Just wow. 00:31:14.829 --> 00:31:17.410 Okay. Well, that's Blanche's very exciting turn. 00:31:18.289 --> 00:31:21.390 That's all she's got. That's all. That's all. 00:31:22.050 --> 00:31:24.410 Now we have a very exciting turn coming up, guys. 00:31:24.470 --> 00:31:26.769 One that requires a little bit of chit -chat 00:31:26.769 --> 00:31:28.849 as we move into it because this is going to be, 00:31:28.890 --> 00:31:33.349 for the first time since God's Breath, it's Chester. 00:31:35.930 --> 00:31:38.569 Chester's up. I forgot how to play Chester. Chester's 00:31:38.569 --> 00:31:40.569 lying there. Chester's got a, let me give you, 00:31:40.589 --> 00:31:43.470 he's actually at 29 HP now. He's level 5 now. 00:31:43.650 --> 00:31:45.109 He leveled up post -God's Breath and never got 00:31:45.109 --> 00:31:47.869 to use that level 4 goodness, but he's been training 00:31:47.869 --> 00:31:53.329 hard. Not a whole lot has changed. His proficiency 00:31:53.329 --> 00:31:56.990 has gone up, so he's a higher to hit. He's very 00:31:56.990 --> 00:31:58.789 good at aiming that shortbow, getting those hits 00:31:58.789 --> 00:32:00.609 with that shortbow. In the water, though, it's 00:32:00.609 --> 00:32:01.869 going to be disadvantaged with that shortbow. 00:32:02.029 --> 00:32:05.670 That's rough. One cool thing with Chester, one 00:32:05.670 --> 00:32:08.369 thing we never actually talked about, was the 00:32:08.369 --> 00:32:11.230 second spell he received from Fae Touched. And 00:32:11.230 --> 00:32:13.210 Mr. Wolf, you chose a spell. I think it's really 00:32:13.210 --> 00:32:15.470 cool. I love the spell you chose. I love the 00:32:15.470 --> 00:32:17.579 reasons you chose it. Give it to the pants, people. 00:32:17.660 --> 00:32:19.200 Oh, thanks for putting me on the spot. Yeah. 00:32:19.220 --> 00:32:22.319 Appreciate it. Yeah. No, I chose Hex. Hex, baby. 00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:24.789 So, uh... All right, so yeah, Hex. You place 00:32:24.789 --> 00:32:26.529 a curse on a creature that you can see within 00:32:26.529 --> 00:32:28.789 range. Until the spell ends, you deal an extra 00:32:28.789 --> 00:32:31.490 1d6 necrotic damage to the target whenever you 00:32:31.490 --> 00:32:34.029 hit it with an attack. Also, choose one ability 00:32:34.029 --> 00:32:36.710 when you cast the spell. The target has disadvantage 00:32:36.710 --> 00:32:40.430 on ability checks made with the chosen ability. 00:32:40.930 --> 00:32:42.769 If the target drops to zero hit points before 00:32:42.769 --> 00:32:44.950 the spell ends, you can use a bonus action on 00:32:44.950 --> 00:32:47.549 a subsequent turn of yours to curse a new creature. 00:32:47.690 --> 00:32:50.109 It's pretty cool. It's really, really cool. Really 00:32:50.109 --> 00:32:53.420 good spell. It's once a day. that you can cast 00:32:53.420 --> 00:32:55.440 this as far as it's based on your feat, you have 00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:57.900 no spell slots, but man, what an awesome spell 00:32:57.900 --> 00:33:00.339 for Chester. For one thing, that extra damage 00:33:00.339 --> 00:33:02.799 is needed on this ranged character with high 00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.599 to hit, but low actual damage output. And another, 00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:08.619 holy shit, does that pair well with jewels. Yeah, 00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:12.019 exactly. Yeah, the two reasons that I went with 00:33:12.019 --> 00:33:14.640 Hex was one, because of that necrotic damage. 00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:18.630 I think Chester was... While he's stronger now 00:33:18.630 --> 00:33:20.950 and he made it through his turmoil after God's 00:33:20.950 --> 00:33:23.089 Breath, I think it left a permanent scar on him. 00:33:23.190 --> 00:33:25.869 So I think a lot of his new abilities and spells 00:33:25.869 --> 00:33:28.849 will kind of lean in that direction. It's so 00:33:28.849 --> 00:33:31.430 cool. It's so cool. And then the ability save 00:33:31.430 --> 00:33:33.630 pairs really well with Jules because a lot of 00:33:33.630 --> 00:33:37.750 Jules' spells require wisdom saves. So guess 00:33:37.750 --> 00:33:41.829 what? Oh, yeah. So, once a day, we have Misty 00:33:41.829 --> 00:33:44.490 Step and Hex. We've got Chester with a scale 00:33:44.490 --> 00:33:47.049 mail. He's got a warhammer, a sling, shortbow, 00:33:47.109 --> 00:33:51.309 dagger, just ready to go. As this thing crushes 00:33:51.309 --> 00:33:53.630 into him, as he was flying off the wagon, I think 00:33:53.630 --> 00:33:56.690 we don't see him. Like, remember the snake on 00:33:56.690 --> 00:33:58.470 God's Breath? And he stood boldly in front of 00:33:58.470 --> 00:34:01.430 that thing. At that point in time, he had been, 00:34:01.470 --> 00:34:03.710 like, sort of tainted by, like, I guess the horrors 00:34:03.710 --> 00:34:05.549 that were awaiting him on that world. He was 00:34:05.549 --> 00:34:08.079 trying to put up this brave front. And he's there 00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:11.460 again. He does not blink. He does not, like, 00:34:11.500 --> 00:34:15.599 show fear as he hits the water, rolling, surging. 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:18.519 He rises to the top, his wet red hair kind of 00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:21.420 running down his face, between eyes just burning, 00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:24.639 holding on a target. What is Chester going to 00:34:24.639 --> 00:34:28.860 do? So you said all weapon attacks are disadvantage? 00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.239 Yes, except for, like, certain ones. I believe 00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:34.250 daggers would be able to... Hit normally. Daggers 00:34:34.250 --> 00:34:35.570 can hit, okay. I think it's usually piercing 00:34:35.570 --> 00:34:37.650 weapons, particularly, are, like, good in water. 00:34:38.769 --> 00:34:41.489 Piercing melee weapons. Okay, what about... What 00:34:41.489 --> 00:34:44.150 about... What about shortbow? I think shortbow 00:34:44.150 --> 00:34:46.269 is disadvantaged. Crossbow, I believe, does work 00:34:46.269 --> 00:34:49.130 underwater normally. Okay. Okay. Just because 00:34:49.130 --> 00:34:51.230 it's piercing. It's brought it up. Let me double 00:34:51.230 --> 00:34:52.349 -check. Let me double -check this, make sure. 00:34:52.869 --> 00:34:54.429 Yeah, I think there's a whole thing about range 00:34:54.429 --> 00:34:57.929 underwater, isn't there? Okay. Melee weapon attacks 00:34:57.929 --> 00:35:00.289 only work if it's a dagger, javelin, short sword, 00:35:00.389 --> 00:35:02.349 spear, or trident. So Chester can use his dagger. 00:35:02.489 --> 00:35:04.809 Jean can use his spear there in the clear. Blanchard's 00:35:04.809 --> 00:35:06.989 is a long sword, correct? Mm -hmm. Yeah, okay. 00:35:07.110 --> 00:35:09.190 In fact, I think we actually utilize the stat 00:35:09.190 --> 00:35:11.110 block for Rapier. We say it's a long sword because 00:35:11.110 --> 00:35:12.969 I don't care about... Yeah, we just flavor call 00:35:12.969 --> 00:35:14.789 it long sword. Yeah, it's the same thing to me. 00:35:15.070 --> 00:35:17.530 It's more of a finesse -based long sword, the 00:35:17.530 --> 00:35:20.989 way we kind of described and designed it. Range 00:35:20.989 --> 00:35:22.869 attack automatically misses a target beyond the 00:35:22.869 --> 00:35:26.360 normal range. So if the word has the cutoff range, 00:35:26.500 --> 00:35:28.320 okay, you get that. Even against a target with 00:35:28.320 --> 00:35:30.019 a normal range, attack has disadvantage unless 00:35:30.019 --> 00:35:32.980 the weapon is a crossbow, net, or a thrown weapon. 00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:36.900 Damn. I don't think so. It's a rough start. It's 00:35:36.900 --> 00:35:38.659 basically, yeah, for the shortbow, it's 1d6 plus 00:35:38.659 --> 00:35:40.900 3 for damage. For the dagger, it's 1d4 plus 3. 00:35:40.940 --> 00:35:44.739 I don't think that extra 2 on the die is worth 00:35:44.739 --> 00:35:46.559 going for disadvantage. I mean, he's the closest 00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:50.420 to land. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so how far away is 00:35:50.420 --> 00:35:53.239 he? He's 40 feet from the edge of the bridge. 00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:56.500 30 feet from the edge of the, or sorry, 40 from 00:35:56.500 --> 00:35:59.940 the bridge. From what's his face? Tickly. He's 00:35:59.940 --> 00:36:01.539 only 20 feet from the water. Yeah, I was saying 00:36:01.539 --> 00:36:04.219 to the bridge. 20 feet to the land. 25 feet to 00:36:04.219 --> 00:36:06.360 the bridge, but the bridge is higher. Oh, why 00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:08.599 is he 40? You're right. Yeah. I'm stupid. Okay, 00:36:08.659 --> 00:36:14.000 so, yeah. 15 feet from the gator. Yeah, he's 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:15.820 not, I mean, I don't want him to go in there. 00:36:16.420 --> 00:36:19.860 If he gets on land, he can take full. You could 00:36:19.860 --> 00:36:22.539 burn Misty Step to be on land right now. That's 00:36:22.539 --> 00:36:23.920 true. I forgot he has Misty Step. But then you 00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:26.119 lose Misty Step. I know. Until the next long 00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:29.599 rest. Yeah. This is the battle now. I'm telling 00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:31.800 you guys right now, resources are going to matter 00:36:31.800 --> 00:36:34.679 in this arc a lot, I think. Yep. Which is great 00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.079 since I just burned a second level spell slot. 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:45.079 Damn frogs. All right. So, yeah. He's going to... 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:48.159 Fuck it. He's going to go with a short bow with 00:36:48.159 --> 00:36:50.550 this advantage. Okay. You want to move towards 00:36:50.550 --> 00:36:53.590 the land? Yes. Sweet. So you get to the point 00:36:53.590 --> 00:36:54.949 where you're like almost on the, you move 15 00:36:54.949 --> 00:36:57.570 feet just fine, swimming, spins around. He's 00:36:57.570 --> 00:36:59.570 just about on land. He can still fire off this 00:36:59.570 --> 00:37:03.090 turn. You got a gnarly little plus eight on that, 00:37:03.150 --> 00:37:06.550 so. That's a 19 to hit. He's going to hit. Oh, 00:37:06.690 --> 00:37:08.750 yeah. He's going to hit. He's still within that 00:37:08.750 --> 00:37:11.170 range. So he just spins around with a short bow, 00:37:11.289 --> 00:37:13.409 kind of saves himself on the edge of the land. 00:37:14.010 --> 00:37:17.309 What does he say? Fires. He's like, all right, 00:37:17.309 --> 00:37:20.280 Jester. Let's show them what you got. I'm back, 00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:24.179 baby. Launches an arrow. What's the range on 00:37:24.179 --> 00:37:29.679 Chester's bow? 320. And 80 is the short range. 00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:32.119 80 short range. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Yep. 00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:36.960 That is two on the die plus three. So five. Not 00:37:36.960 --> 00:37:40.800 nothing. Just clips this giant, beautiful, cute 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.239 bow -having caiman on the head. Rips into it. 00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:49.679 Roars out. Nice first showing for the returned 00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:52.760 Chester Meeps. He's playing a little smarter 00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:57.099 this time. And now, we have old Jean -Franklin 00:37:57.099 --> 00:37:59.840 Montelio. Eh, to House Montelio, future lord 00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:01.280 of nine pools and bearer of the banner of the 00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:04.860 Golden Bay, don't you know? I hate the move that 00:38:04.860 --> 00:38:09.739 I have to make. I hate it. Jean -Franklin is 00:38:09.739 --> 00:38:14.500 going to disengage and swim 15 feet towards the 00:38:14.500 --> 00:38:18.050 shore. Okay. And that's his full turn. Okay. 00:38:18.309 --> 00:38:20.849 He's got no bonus actions or anything. I hate 00:38:20.849 --> 00:38:22.630 it. I hate it, but I need to do it. I need to 00:38:22.630 --> 00:38:24.030 do it. I've got a plan. I'm curious what you're 00:38:24.030 --> 00:38:26.730 up to. All right. I'm interested in seeing what 00:38:26.730 --> 00:38:30.329 that's all about. Before then, Jules, you're 00:38:30.329 --> 00:38:33.630 up. Wait, before you go, let me talk about my 00:38:33.630 --> 00:38:38.469 token. Has he got even a cuter token? Oh, God. 00:38:38.489 --> 00:38:40.550 Is he going to have one for every round? Now, 00:38:40.849 --> 00:38:42.789 you wouldn't hit a man in a suit, would you? 00:38:43.190 --> 00:38:46.219 I don't know what that's supposed to be. Crazy, 00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:49.500 silly cartoon. He's going to a job interview, 00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:51.539 about to turn his whole life around. Where did 00:38:51.539 --> 00:38:53.480 you get these? You killed this gainer. Are these 00:38:53.480 --> 00:38:55.960 from like a show or a children's book or something? 00:38:56.099 --> 00:38:58.320 I recognize one of them. I googled cute alligator. 00:38:58.659 --> 00:39:01.880 You googled cute alligator. All right, pants 00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:03.480 people. Well, now you know how to find all our 00:39:03.480 --> 00:39:08.039 tokens. All right. Shit. Our very unofficial 00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:11.260 tokens. Jules is going to cast Bardic Inspiration 00:39:11.260 --> 00:39:14.820 onto John Franklin. Ooh, okay. All right. All 00:39:14.820 --> 00:39:16.139 right, let's go level one just in the whispers. 00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:25.460 Wisdom save. Wisdom save. It's a 10. Fail. Okay. 00:39:26.340 --> 00:39:31.480 3d6. How could you? I'm going to dirty your soup 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:35.920 with those whispers. So that's 10. 10 damage, 00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:38.500 okay. And you know what you have to do. I do, 00:39:38.579 --> 00:39:40.530 and you know you're getting AOO now. As this 00:39:40.530 --> 00:39:43.909 thing suddenly repelled by this. I'm going to 00:39:43.909 --> 00:39:46.750 mock it as it's running. Cross the bridge. Ooh, 00:39:46.889 --> 00:39:48.610 which way should I go? I can go north towards 00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:51.170 John Franklin, or I can go across the bridge. 00:39:51.849 --> 00:39:54.650 Am I an asshole? Or am I not an asshole? There 00:39:54.650 --> 00:39:56.889 might be conditions on that. It's away from you, 00:39:56.969 --> 00:39:59.610 and both would equally work. Hang on, hang on. 00:39:59.650 --> 00:40:01.909 Just roll for it. Roll a die. I'm going to go 00:40:01.909 --> 00:40:04.030 away from you the nice way. It doesn't move. 00:40:04.230 --> 00:40:06.949 It says it doesn't move through obviously dangerous 00:40:06.949 --> 00:40:10.000 ground. It doesn't say anything about a character. 00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:13.860 So it literally, like, jumps off the cart. You 00:40:13.860 --> 00:40:15.960 see the cart sort of resurges. The elephant's, 00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:17.960 like, not pressed so heavily against the side 00:40:17.960 --> 00:40:19.699 of the bridge, the sort of wall of the bridge, 00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:21.519 as this thing's weight comes off of it. And it 00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:24.260 kind of dives down, goes over the side of the 00:40:24.260 --> 00:40:28.039 bridge, and plunges down into the water. Yeah, 00:40:28.780 --> 00:40:34.869 run, you little wimp. I'm going to keep this 00:40:34.869 --> 00:40:37.409 flavor going. This complicates things for me. 00:40:38.090 --> 00:40:40.070 Well, you didn't tell me what you were going 00:40:40.070 --> 00:40:41.170 to do. No, I know. You didn't tell me you were 00:40:41.170 --> 00:40:42.889 doing that. That's right. No, you guys can't. 00:40:42.989 --> 00:40:45.409 It's chaos. Pure chaos right now. It is chaos. 00:40:45.690 --> 00:40:49.269 I believe it's pronounced chowse. It's chowse. 00:40:49.690 --> 00:40:51.989 This is interesting. Okay, so it's my go now, 00:40:52.070 --> 00:40:56.550 huh? Let me check one thing. It dives down into 00:40:56.550 --> 00:40:59.559 the water. And then immediately, as the whispers 00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:02.820 fade from its mind, its eyes become less terrified, 00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:06.699 it just whirls around and goes beneath the bridge, 00:41:06.739 --> 00:41:10.920 surging up and back towards old Sean Franklin. 00:41:11.780 --> 00:41:14.059 Just coming out, boom. So that token's now under 00:41:14.059 --> 00:41:15.639 the bridge, not halfway on the bridge like it 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:17.659 looks like. Just blasts out. By the way, this 00:41:17.659 --> 00:41:20.599 map was made by me, and it looks amazing. Yeah, 00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:24.840 we don't have a Rochelle map tonight. I wasn't 00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:26.400 going to do that to her. I kind of did this last 00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:29.179 minute. We didn't actually do my AOL. Oh, do 00:41:29.179 --> 00:41:34.119 your AOL. Ooh. That is a 22. That's going to 00:41:34.119 --> 00:41:38.440 hit for sure. Give me some damage. A little more 00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:41.420 gusto than I want. It's only three. Three ain't 00:41:41.420 --> 00:41:44.579 nothing. You're whittling him down. He's already 00:41:44.579 --> 00:41:47.340 been hurt a fair bit, but he's a big fella. It's 00:41:47.340 --> 00:41:51.019 going to take a lot to take him out. That's me 00:41:51.019 --> 00:41:53.820 now. And I get to make some attacks on old Johnny 00:41:53.820 --> 00:41:58.300 Franklin. Oh, Johnny boy. The bite is going to 00:41:58.300 --> 00:42:03.840 hit. The tail is going to miss. Okay. The bite 00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:09.059 is the one you do not want to hit. Great. Jean 00:42:09.059 --> 00:42:15.739 Franklin's hit points need to be reset. I have 00:42:15.739 --> 00:42:17.960 them accurately on mine. Do you know how to do 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:20.460 them on yours? I am applying changes now. Okay. 00:42:20.860 --> 00:42:23.440 Once you apply those changes, subtract 15 points 00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:26.659 of damage as this maw. He's just like, guys, 00:42:26.699 --> 00:42:28.460 he's swimming. And all of a sudden, he just turns 00:42:28.460 --> 00:42:30.679 his eyes, big blue eyes turn over as his maw 00:42:30.679 --> 00:42:32.340 just starts driving up from beneath the bridge. 00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:34.760 So it's like, ha, ha, shock! And he just ripped 00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:38.820 into red pools in the water around him. But his 00:42:38.820 --> 00:42:42.719 spear is up and ready now. It's gnarly stuff. 00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:45.940 It's gnarly stuff. That's going to be Blanche. 00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:49.739 All right. Continue the plan, Tadpole. Trust 00:42:49.739 --> 00:42:53.849 me. Blanche is going to move... Hold on, I've 00:42:53.849 --> 00:42:56.590 got to measure before I... Blanche is going to 00:42:56.590 --> 00:43:03.110 move 10 feet and cast Lightning Lore. Ooh! Create 00:43:03.110 --> 00:43:04.889 a flash of lightning energy that strikes at one 00:43:04.889 --> 00:43:06.530 creature of your choice that you can see within 00:43:06.530 --> 00:43:08.909 15 feet. The target must succeed in a strength 00:43:08.909 --> 00:43:11.369 saving throw or be pulled up to 10 feet in a 00:43:11.369 --> 00:43:14.489 straight line towards you. That's really cool. 00:43:14.849 --> 00:43:18.739 Yep. Okay, so strength save? Yes. I'm guessing 00:43:18.739 --> 00:43:21.360 it's got crazy strength. Pretty high strength. 00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:26.380 It's going to be a 20 on the save. Okay. I rolled 00:43:26.380 --> 00:43:29.300 very high. I rolled very high, too. All right. 00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:31.159 This is rough. This is rough. You blast into 00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:33.539 it, and it's just like it's so determined to 00:43:33.539 --> 00:43:35.320 tear. It's like you don't know what's gotten 00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:39.679 into this thing. It's wild. Like, what is happening? 00:43:39.820 --> 00:43:43.980 Why this? Not just, like, hunger, but, like, 00:43:43.980 --> 00:43:47.670 true rage, anger. It's ripping, ripping. You 00:43:47.670 --> 00:43:50.190 blast out with lightning. Does it still do damage? 00:43:50.730 --> 00:43:54.849 Nope. Okay. Just a cantrip, so that is it. I've 00:43:54.849 --> 00:43:58.269 got no bonus actions that are useful, so I'm 00:43:58.269 --> 00:44:01.530 going to move my last five feet a little closer, 00:44:01.650 --> 00:44:05.449 and that's it. All right. Getting in there. This 00:44:05.449 --> 00:44:08.210 is getting nasty. Chesta, you're up, and you 00:44:08.210 --> 00:44:10.289 can hit the land. Chesta, yes, and he's going 00:44:10.289 --> 00:44:13.570 to hit the land, and he's taking out his short 00:44:13.570 --> 00:44:17.329 bow. This thing is still only 45 feet away, so 00:44:17.329 --> 00:44:20.150 Chester's got easy access. Actually, he's not 00:44:20.150 --> 00:44:22.130 even, yeah, he's not in the water anymore. It 00:44:22.130 --> 00:44:26.449 doesn't matter. That's an 18 to hit. That'll 00:44:26.449 --> 00:44:30.670 hit. Nice. Ooh. Come on, come on. Yes. Another 00:44:30.670 --> 00:44:35.369 one strikes home. Chester is back. That's seven 00:44:35.369 --> 00:44:38.969 damage. That's not nothing. Chester's actually 00:44:38.969 --> 00:44:40.690 kicking this thing's ass a little bit. Yeah, 00:44:40.809 --> 00:44:43.210 I think he's taking the most off so far. I'm 00:44:43.210 --> 00:44:46.230 trying to set things up, but geez, Louise, I'm 00:44:46.230 --> 00:44:48.010 having a hard time. We may get him down before 00:44:48.010 --> 00:44:49.550 you get to do what you were going to do. I know, 00:44:49.550 --> 00:44:53.070 I hope so. That's Jean Franklin. All right. Jean 00:44:53.070 --> 00:44:56.369 Franklin is going to use his nightly challenge. 00:44:57.110 --> 00:45:03.750 Oh. So. Jean Franklin can make a creature that 00:45:03.750 --> 00:45:07.110 fails his saving throw vulnerable to his own 00:45:07.110 --> 00:45:09.050 spear attacks. That's really cool. And while 00:45:09.050 --> 00:45:11.929 vulnerable, this creature has disadvantage against 00:45:11.929 --> 00:45:14.150 targets other than Jean Franklin. That's really 00:45:14.150 --> 00:45:17.489 cool. What's the save? I think it's wisdom. No. 00:45:18.250 --> 00:45:20.670 It just says the knight can use an action to. 00:45:20.670 --> 00:45:23.929 It's based on the earlier. Right. It's a DC 13, 00:45:24.010 --> 00:45:26.309 but I don't know what the save is. It just says. 00:45:26.869 --> 00:45:30.000 Did I not have the save? I don't think so. I'm 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.739 almost positive it's wisdom. I'm like 99 .9 % 00:45:32.739 --> 00:45:34.920 sure it's wisdom. So rebuke evil, but knight 00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:36.980 can use an action to frighten evil line creature. 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:38.639 Each evil creature must succeed in the 13th. 00:45:39.059 --> 00:45:41.039 Five and the die does not matter. Nothing is 00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:44.739 going to pass it. Okay. Yeah, so it like, it 00:45:44.739 --> 00:45:47.099 just, and also I love this too because it's already 00:45:47.099 --> 00:45:49.760 fixed in Jean and Jean's just like, all right 00:45:49.760 --> 00:45:52.659 then, you want to fight? You want to duel? Very 00:45:52.659 --> 00:45:56.119 well. Just boom, glows with this pure light that 00:45:56.119 --> 00:45:58.980 like. The sphere kind of points forward, hits 00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:01.260 this creature. Its eyes glow with the same light, 00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:04.000 and it moves into fight. But now Jaune can, like, 00:46:04.019 --> 00:46:07.420 see its movements. Now Jaune can target it perfectly. 00:46:08.500 --> 00:46:12.440 And then he's going to move his 15 feet and A 00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:15.500 -O -O. What? And get onto the land. I got to, 00:46:15.500 --> 00:46:19.539 like, I got to move, man. I'm so curious. Why? 00:46:20.340 --> 00:46:23.719 Well, he can't do anything now. I guess he doesn't 00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:26.039 need to. He fights just as well in the water. 00:46:26.059 --> 00:46:27.619 He doesn't land. He's a fisherman. He's a fisher 00:46:27.619 --> 00:46:29.880 turtle. Okay. So he's just going to move 10 feet. 00:46:29.940 --> 00:46:31.760 He's not going to leave the threatened area. 00:46:32.019 --> 00:46:37.199 Okay. And stay there. Okay. Hell yeah. That's 00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:38.860 cool as hell. And this thing's eyes glowing. 00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:44.820 Jules, you are up. Oh my goodness. What do I 00:46:44.820 --> 00:46:49.159 do? I don't want to keep using spell slots, but... 00:46:51.179 --> 00:46:54.099 It's nasty. It's nasty time for Nasty David. 00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:59.739 Yeah, I hate this. Fuck. I don't like this at 00:46:59.739 --> 00:47:03.119 all. I don't really have a choice if I want to 00:47:03.119 --> 00:47:06.440 do anything. So I'm going to cast... Let's try 00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:08.139 to make it go prone. Tasha's Hideous Laughter, 00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:11.199 level one. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. Can prone happen 00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:13.659 in the water? Can it? I think it would still 00:47:13.659 --> 00:47:16.139 be incapacitated regardless. Sure. Which is, 00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:19.320 like, really good. I think that means... Yeah, 00:47:19.340 --> 00:47:22.880 fall prone, becoming incapacitated. Yeah. I think 00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:25.699 incapacitated means auto -crit too, so. Nice. 00:47:26.139 --> 00:47:30.760 Yeah. Nice. Wisdom save on that. Just making 00:47:30.760 --> 00:47:32.800 sure about the incapacitated auto -crit bit. 00:47:33.519 --> 00:47:35.900 No, okay, that's only for unconscious, but it 00:47:35.900 --> 00:47:38.139 still gets, still can't take actions or reactions, 00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:41.320 but I will get that save again. Yep. If I get 00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:44.599 hit. Yep. 13. Nope. Okay. Fail. So it just kind 00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:50.059 of... Just like, eyes glowing, water's bubbling, 00:47:50.179 --> 00:47:51.739 and this thing's like moving its mouth and laughing 00:47:51.739 --> 00:47:55.119 in some strange way. Now's your chance, guys. 00:47:55.340 --> 00:47:57.940 Just rolling around, the water churning around 00:47:57.940 --> 00:48:01.519 it. Hell yeah. Except you get to do it. I just 00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:03.219 realized that was stupid. I shouldn't have wasted 00:48:03.219 --> 00:48:05.940 that because it's his turn next. Oh, that means 00:48:05.940 --> 00:48:07.619 I get no turn. And he gets... I get no turn. 00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:10.199 Oh, you get... It's end of my turn. So it's just 00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:14.139 bubbling in the water, laughing, and 11 on the 00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:16.199 save. That helped. Yeah, no, fail. Fail. Oh, 00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:18.300 okay. Still alive. Still not moving. Here we 00:48:18.300 --> 00:48:20.179 go. That's Splanch. Now we're about to turn around. 00:48:20.820 --> 00:48:22.639 This is it. This is the moment. This is the turnaround. 00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:24.679 Wait, before you turn around, let me change the 00:48:24.679 --> 00:48:28.940 token. Oh, my God. What the fuck? How much time 00:48:28.940 --> 00:48:30.420 do you... This is the fifth token. Is this the 00:48:30.420 --> 00:48:32.280 two hours of prep work that you said we needed? 00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:35.650 Yeah. You wouldn't hit a baby, would you? Oh, 00:48:35.650 --> 00:48:37.889 God. Guys, I can't play Pathfinder. I have to 00:48:37.889 --> 00:48:41.750 prepare all these tokens. I'm seeing a baby alligator 00:48:41.750 --> 00:48:44.829 with, like, the biggest sad eyes. It's a cartoon 00:48:44.829 --> 00:48:46.449 baby alligator. It definitely looks like it was 00:48:46.449 --> 00:48:48.530 drawn by AI, by the way. At the end, it's in 00:48:48.530 --> 00:48:52.030 the water. It just looks like that. The elephant 00:48:52.030 --> 00:48:53.789 rider went under the bridge. He swam under the 00:48:53.789 --> 00:48:55.630 bridge to kind of hide out, like, you know, sort 00:48:55.630 --> 00:48:58.389 of away from this. Baby alligator, cute little 00:48:58.389 --> 00:49:00.550 bottle. You wouldn't possibly hurt this thing. 00:49:01.030 --> 00:49:05.800 You're up, Blanche. Okay. Blanche is going to 00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:08.539 cast Witch Bolt again. We'll do it at first level 00:49:08.539 --> 00:49:11.199 this time. Okay. Have you ever hit with Witch 00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:14.019 Bolt? Stop. Shut up. Have you ever hit with it 00:49:14.019 --> 00:49:17.900 one time? Just shut your stupid crocodile -loving 00:49:17.900 --> 00:49:23.780 face. You definitely didn't care. No, I didn't. 00:49:23.780 --> 00:49:26.659 Well, I mean, it's an 11 plus 7. Now I'm rolling 00:49:26.659 --> 00:49:30.079 the Bardic Inspiration. It's a plus 7? You've 00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:32.860 missed that much? Dude, it was a natural 1. Which 00:49:32.860 --> 00:49:33.940 is bad at the game. Doesn't matter if it's a 00:49:33.940 --> 00:49:37.400 plus 20, homie. Bad at D &D. And that's an 8 00:49:37.400 --> 00:49:39.260 on the Bardic Inspiration. Holy shit, yeah, you 00:49:39.260 --> 00:49:42.300 hit. So it can be used on the attack roll. You 00:49:42.300 --> 00:49:44.659 must also make a con save. Oh, right, right. 00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:47.860 Or take thunder damage equal to the Bardic Inspiration. 00:49:47.900 --> 00:49:50.340 Which is 8. Which is 8. 3 on the die. Fucking 00:49:50.340 --> 00:49:52.840 fail. Taking 8 damage from the Bardic alone. 00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:55.539 Wait, hold on. Are you within 5 feet? Is she 00:49:55.539 --> 00:49:59.909 within 5 feet? Uh, no. Nope. Nope. Fuck me. Oh, 00:49:59.909 --> 00:50:01.690 bummer. Oh, it doesn't do the lightning damage? 00:50:01.690 --> 00:50:04.269 It's within five feet. Oh, so it must rock out 00:50:04.269 --> 00:50:06.769 from land. You can move five feet first. If you 00:50:06.769 --> 00:50:08.389 move five feet and you have disadvantage on the 00:50:08.389 --> 00:50:10.289 attack. I'll let you do it. Why would I have 00:50:10.289 --> 00:50:11.369 disadvantage on the attack? Because it's a ranged 00:50:11.369 --> 00:50:13.070 attack and you're within five feet of it. Oh, 00:50:13.070 --> 00:50:16.690 yeah. That's fine. I'd rather hit. That's fine. 00:50:16.769 --> 00:50:20.010 Yeah. We will hit. We will save the bardic for 00:50:20.010 --> 00:50:22.730 another day. It rocks as you shoot. No, no, no. 00:50:22.869 --> 00:50:25.570 Wait, no. You use the bardic to hit. Oh, I just 00:50:25.570 --> 00:50:27.309 don't get the... You just don't get the additional 00:50:27.309 --> 00:50:29.889 thunder damage. So I basically just wasted it. 00:50:30.409 --> 00:50:33.030 No, I think you needed it to hit. It was an 18. 00:50:33.650 --> 00:50:37.510 You rolled an 18? I rolled an 11 plus 7. Yeah. 00:50:37.889 --> 00:50:40.090 Oh. I'll let you take back the bardic if you 00:50:40.090 --> 00:50:42.250 wanted it for damage. Or will you let me roll 00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:44.130 with disadvantage on my move 5 feet? I will let 00:50:44.130 --> 00:50:46.730 you do that too. Yeah. Yeah. But you've never 00:50:46.730 --> 00:50:49.909 hit with this. If you miss... I've already got 00:50:49.909 --> 00:50:54.230 7, the plus 7, and the 8 for the bardic. Yeah. 00:50:54.799 --> 00:50:56.840 If you miss. That's already 15. When you roll 00:50:56.840 --> 00:51:01.639 a natural one, I'm going to shit my pants. 13 00:51:01.639 --> 00:51:04.440 on the die. Oh, you're fine. You get up in there. 00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:06.860 So the bardic inspiration was not used? No, the 00:51:06.860 --> 00:51:09.699 bardic inspiration was used. Okay. He let me 00:51:09.699 --> 00:51:11.719 roll it with disadvantage in order to do the 00:51:11.719 --> 00:51:13.360 lightning damage. I think it's cool. I like that. 00:51:13.400 --> 00:51:15.360 I'm fine with that. You move in close up to this 00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:17.480 thing. You feel this power around you surging, 00:51:17.500 --> 00:51:19.300 and you're like, okay, I can get in close and 00:51:19.300 --> 00:51:21.579 do this. You reach out. You blast out with your 00:51:21.579 --> 00:51:24.000 sort of witch bolt lightning with your hand as 00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:26.139 you touch onto this thing's side. I don't know 00:51:26.139 --> 00:51:29.860 if it scales. And as you do so, this sound just 00:51:29.860 --> 00:51:32.860 bursts out from your body. Giant wave. sort of 00:51:32.860 --> 00:51:36.280 rocks out from you, and this force just strikes 00:51:36.280 --> 00:51:41.019 into the caiman. And another plus four for the 00:51:41.019 --> 00:51:44.559 witch bolt damage. Hell yeah. So that's 12 damage 00:51:44.559 --> 00:51:47.539 total. Not bad. This thing is starting to look 00:51:47.539 --> 00:51:50.599 like it's getting hurt. It just kind of rolls. 00:51:51.219 --> 00:51:53.280 Oh, now I get to roll a save against the laughter. 00:51:54.440 --> 00:52:00.940 Yeah. And he does pass. So Tikalosh kind of drives 00:52:00.940 --> 00:52:03.219 this, kind of hits it, sort of rolls in the water, 00:52:03.400 --> 00:52:05.699 spins around. No, and I get damage. You have 00:52:05.699 --> 00:52:07.800 to roll the save. Oh, damage, damage. But I missed 00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:09.639 a turn. I missed a turn. That's the best thing 00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:11.840 you can get from that. That's Chester. Cool. 00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.019 Sure, bro. You're turning it around. You guys 00:52:14.019 --> 00:52:19.300 are turning it around. Ooh, that's the natural 00:52:19.300 --> 00:52:22.920 one. Oh, no. This is impossible. You hit the 00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:27.539 elephant. Oh, no. You know. Horses are kind of 00:52:27.539 --> 00:52:33.739 like horses. Okay. Chester's sitting at the water's 00:52:33.739 --> 00:52:35.260 edge, and suddenly in the midst of all this, 00:52:35.340 --> 00:52:38.519 from the crowd on the edge, a horse kind of panics 00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:40.500 and blasts away from the crowd, running across 00:52:40.500 --> 00:52:42.860 the sort of edge of the water. Chester has to 00:52:42.860 --> 00:52:44.659 dive into the water to avoid it. He's now 10 00:52:44.659 --> 00:52:47.659 feet into the water. Oh, God. Jewel screams out, 00:52:47.780 --> 00:52:49.719 now that doesn't make sense. That horse wasn't 00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:53.480 there before. It's a road. This horse is on roads. 00:52:55.109 --> 00:52:57.389 Ah, shit. Just like old times, huh, bud? You 00:52:57.389 --> 00:52:58.809 said he's back 10 feet in the water? He's back 00:52:58.809 --> 00:53:00.090 10 feet into the water. Okay. So you have to 00:53:00.090 --> 00:53:01.429 dive away from the horse. It's not the worst. 00:53:02.010 --> 00:53:03.510 Yeah, you can get back out of the water next 00:53:03.510 --> 00:53:06.230 turn. Ah, you had fun. I don't care. You want 00:53:06.230 --> 00:53:10.349 to pick on me? John Franklin's up. What kind 00:53:10.349 --> 00:53:11.949 of horse is going to get him? All right. Well, 00:53:12.150 --> 00:53:16.050 John Franklin's going to go for a spear attack. 00:53:16.130 --> 00:53:19.150 He's got advantage now, right? Because of his 00:53:19.150 --> 00:53:22.960 rebuke evil. Maybe challenge. He's vulnerable 00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.760 to, yeah. I take double damage. Right, right, 00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:28.059 right. I take double damage, yeah. I knew it 00:53:28.059 --> 00:53:31.300 was something. Which is honestly better. Yeah, 00:53:31.340 --> 00:53:33.860 exactly. As long as he can hit. And he's got 00:53:33.860 --> 00:53:36.039 Bardic. And he's a fisherman, so he just dives 00:53:36.039 --> 00:53:37.260 and he like braids himself. This is the first 00:53:37.260 --> 00:53:38.760 time he's fought like in the water since the 00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:41.079 battle. I think he might have fought in the water 00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:44.500 a bit when you were fighting the koi, the koi 00:53:44.500 --> 00:53:47.489 prawns. Way back on some Sunco, but this is, 00:53:47.510 --> 00:53:49.289 yeah. This is him pulling out that fisherman 00:53:49.289 --> 00:53:51.389 sort of athleticism again. He just gets into 00:53:51.389 --> 00:53:54.429 a space, sort of, you know, pulls a spear back 00:53:54.429 --> 00:53:58.269 and just flashes out so fast. Silver in the water. 00:53:58.670 --> 00:54:01.610 It's 11 plus five, but I'm going to use the bardic 00:54:01.610 --> 00:54:04.289 to see if we can... Oh, turn that into a hit. 00:54:04.489 --> 00:54:08.730 All right. Three. That's a hit. Sweet. And that 00:54:08.730 --> 00:54:11.389 same sonic damage blasts out from his spear. 00:54:11.449 --> 00:54:15.170 Another wave shooting out over the bridge as 00:54:15.170 --> 00:54:17.230 he does an extra three damage. Are you going 00:54:17.230 --> 00:54:19.050 to take that thunder damage, too? Oh, wait. I 00:54:19.050 --> 00:54:21.170 have to roll the thing, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's 00:54:21.170 --> 00:54:24.250 taking it. Two on the die. Sweet. D6 plus two. 00:54:25.250 --> 00:54:27.630 Are we just doubling the die? I think it's double 00:54:27.630 --> 00:54:29.190 damage. Oh, wow. Holy smokes. It's vulnerability. 00:54:29.510 --> 00:54:33.090 Vulnerability is gnarly. Five on the die, so 00:54:33.090 --> 00:54:39.440 that's 14. Holy shit. Nice. This pokes into this 00:54:39.440 --> 00:54:43.639 thing. Tickalosh, sorry. I'm so sorry, Tickalosh. 00:54:43.760 --> 00:54:46.179 You're so cute. He just cuts into this thing. 00:54:46.280 --> 00:54:48.579 He likes Tickalosh. He's sad. He doesn't want 00:54:48.579 --> 00:54:52.380 to hurt him. Just pushes in, though, because 00:54:52.380 --> 00:54:57.860 he has to. Because he has to. Damn. Okay. Back 00:54:57.860 --> 00:55:00.880 to Jules. People are just screaming out. It's 00:55:00.880 --> 00:55:02.500 a really bad spot. Not just that your guys are 00:55:02.500 --> 00:55:04.300 getting attacked, but also Tikalosh is like the 00:55:04.300 --> 00:55:06.760 guardian of this pawn. He's like a beloved figure, 00:55:06.900 --> 00:55:08.500 and he's getting hurt. Are you really going to 00:55:08.500 --> 00:55:11.880 kill this cute baby alligator? This is a really 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.159 fucking, it's a really tough spot. Because I 00:55:14.159 --> 00:55:17.679 don't want to move into him. I can't, I don't 00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:19.500 even think I could get to him. I'll tell you 00:55:19.500 --> 00:55:22.280 now, he does look pretty bad now. That last attack 00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:26.239 did some good, good work. Just like stabbing 00:55:26.239 --> 00:55:30.750 right into the mouth. Okay. Yeah, let's mock 00:55:30.750 --> 00:55:34.349 him again. Okay. It's a cantrip. I'm not wasting 00:55:34.349 --> 00:55:37.010 spell slots. Do it. Okay, it's within 60 feet. 00:55:37.510 --> 00:55:41.909 All right, wisdom save. 13. Fail. What do you 00:55:41.909 --> 00:55:46.250 say? What do you say to this cute little baby 00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:49.110 innocent cartoon alligator? I want you to picture 00:55:49.110 --> 00:55:51.289 as if Jeremy Wolf is speaking to a legitimate 00:55:51.289 --> 00:55:54.369 baby. I think it looks like it's holding a bottle. 00:55:54.570 --> 00:55:56.679 It's holding a bottle. You see a baby on the 00:55:56.679 --> 00:55:58.480 street. What do you say to this baby to savagely 00:55:58.480 --> 00:56:00.440 cut it down? I don't know. I'm out of insults, 00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:07.119 you stupid baby. Nobody calls me stupid baby. 00:56:07.460 --> 00:56:09.960 And that's four for damage. That was a cutting 00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:12.380 remark. Four psychic damage and you get disadvantage 00:56:12.380 --> 00:56:14.920 on your next attack roll. That's really good 00:56:14.920 --> 00:56:17.980 because it's my turn. And I'm making attacks 00:56:17.980 --> 00:56:23.929 on Jean Franklin. Disadvantage. I rolled the 00:56:23.929 --> 00:56:26.909 same die twice, and it was a nat 16. It's going 00:56:26.909 --> 00:56:31.230 to hit. Fuck. Yeah, yeah. Not great. Can you 00:56:31.230 --> 00:56:34.349 show me John's HP? Think of the number zero. 00:56:35.110 --> 00:56:38.989 Imagine that after this. Actually, it was not 00:56:38.989 --> 00:56:41.710 the most damage we've ever done. That was 14 00:56:41.710 --> 00:56:43.889 damage. Oh, boy. These have actually been low 00:56:43.889 --> 00:56:46.929 rolls. Very low rolls. A couple ones in there 00:56:46.929 --> 00:56:52.530 on my 3d10. What? Jeez Louise. Yes. Oh, wait, 00:56:52.590 --> 00:56:55.349 I forgot. Jaune's grappled now. I didn't do it 00:56:55.349 --> 00:56:57.190 last time. What? I forgot. Holy shit. This time 00:56:57.190 --> 00:56:58.690 he's going to do it. This time he got bit. He's 00:56:58.690 --> 00:57:01.090 mad. He bites down. Jaune's now grappled in this 00:57:01.090 --> 00:57:03.170 thing's mouth. But I also get a tail attack. 00:57:03.929 --> 00:57:05.650 But I can't do it to a target grappled, so it's 00:57:05.650 --> 00:57:07.670 going to be against Blanche. That means disadvantage 00:57:07.670 --> 00:57:13.300 because Jaune's nightly challenge. It's going 00:57:13.300 --> 00:57:15.880 to miss. It's too focused in. Its tail just sort 00:57:15.880 --> 00:57:17.559 of sweeps out at you. You easily kind of duck 00:57:17.559 --> 00:57:20.179 underneath it, swim beneath, swirling. Tail goes 00:57:20.179 --> 00:57:23.360 wide. You're good, and it's your turn to make 00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:25.699 a move, Blanche Trudeau. All right, Blanche is 00:57:25.699 --> 00:57:28.780 going to, as an action, continue the spell. Oh, 00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:32.320 yes, that's right. Do another d12. Hey, that's 00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:38.159 a good spell slot saver. Yep, exactly. Just six 00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:41.679 damage. It's lightning damage if it makes a difference. 00:57:41.940 --> 00:57:45.119 It does not. Okay. It does not. Blanche, you 00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:47.780 kind of move in. You start just like shocking 00:57:47.780 --> 00:57:51.739 this creature, sort of biting into it. As this 00:57:51.739 --> 00:57:56.000 electricity sort of courses up, it looks really, 00:57:56.079 --> 00:57:58.440 really hurt. It's kind of still snapping down 00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:04.559 on Jaune. I can't hold it off much longer. Holy 00:58:04.559 --> 00:58:07.750 shit, it's Chester. He's doing what he does best. 00:58:07.889 --> 00:58:15.150 Do it, short bow. That's 22 to hit. 22 to hit 00:58:15.150 --> 00:58:16.949 is going to hit. What do you got for damage? 00:58:18.570 --> 00:58:21.710 Max damage. Oh, yeah. Six on the die plus three 00:58:21.710 --> 00:58:27.110 for nine. Tickalosh had eight HP left. Yeah. 00:58:27.389 --> 00:58:31.630 Oh, fuck yeah. Chester, don't worry, John. I 00:58:31.630 --> 00:58:34.309 got you. Just kind of goes on. Look at me now, 00:58:34.389 --> 00:58:38.539 Jules. Arrow goes flying out, perfectly set. 00:58:38.940 --> 00:58:42.019 Tickalosh is biting down and then just ripping 00:58:42.019 --> 00:58:45.619 into the side of his head. Tickalosh gasps out. 00:58:45.659 --> 00:58:49.039 His mouth sort of snaps open wide. Jaune swirls 00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:53.300 out of it into the water, safe, breathing hard. 00:58:53.659 --> 00:58:56.280 Chester just smiles and nods towards you. Jules 00:58:56.280 --> 00:58:59.119 turns around and looks at Chester. Welcome back, 00:58:59.219 --> 00:59:04.360 buddy. Welcome back. Holy shit. It will call 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:04.719 it there.