WEBVTT 00:00:02.020 --> 00:00:05.459 toss a coin to your editor. Toss a coin to your 00:00:05.459 --> 00:00:08.080 DM. It costs us a couple of bucks to run this 00:00:08.080 --> 00:00:11.359 thing. If you feel like we earned a tip, visit 00:00:11.359 --> 00:00:55.229 us on ko -fi .com slash fancypants. Orin is not 00:00:55.229 --> 00:00:59.030 here again. Where'd that guy go? What you doing? 00:00:59.310 --> 00:01:01.969 What am I doing? Where is he? Where'd Orin go? 00:01:02.250 --> 00:01:04.030 He's not here. Why? Because we got a big old 00:01:04.030 --> 00:01:06.769 fight to get to. Get Orin out of here. Orin, 00:01:06.769 --> 00:01:08.370 we'll talk about you later. I don't know how 00:01:08.370 --> 00:01:11.170 much I trust him anymore. He's bailed like multiple 00:01:11.170 --> 00:01:13.909 times now. We don't need an update. The update 00:01:13.909 --> 00:01:15.909 is the fight. We're going to roll for initiative. 00:01:16.170 --> 00:01:17.950 We're getting to the final fight of this arc. 00:01:18.090 --> 00:01:20.709 You guys ready? Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. I'm 00:01:20.709 --> 00:01:22.609 so nervous. I'm going to puke. Let's go. It's 00:01:22.609 --> 00:01:24.430 pretty wild. Yeah, I'm afraid of messing up Zebulon 00:01:24.430 --> 00:01:29.489 somehow. First things first. That's a fun sound. 00:01:29.829 --> 00:01:33.250 I like this one. Jules. Yes. What is the first 00:01:33.250 --> 00:01:35.629 thing that goes through your mind in this moment 00:01:35.629 --> 00:01:39.409 as a skeletal glowing Zebulon appears before 00:01:39.409 --> 00:01:43.189 you? I don't think he cares so much about how 00:01:43.189 --> 00:01:46.489 this is happening. I think he immediately feels 00:01:46.489 --> 00:01:49.730 a sense of comfort. and there's kind of a little 00:01:49.730 --> 00:01:53.989 smirk in the corner of his mouth. I like to imagine 00:01:53.989 --> 00:01:57.109 maybe a blue glow from your lute. Oh, of course. 00:01:57.390 --> 00:02:01.849 Hell yeah. Crispin, you don't have a personal 00:02:01.849 --> 00:02:04.409 connection to Zebulon, but I imagine there's 00:02:04.409 --> 00:02:06.430 some sort of emotion stirring in here. This was 00:02:06.430 --> 00:02:10.389 a failure for you, a deep failure when he died. 00:02:11.090 --> 00:02:14.830 Do you feel any sort of comfort like this? Well, 00:02:14.870 --> 00:02:19.159 I mean... There's happiness to see him back, 00:02:19.300 --> 00:02:25.800 you know, in whatever form. But it's sort of 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:28.599 the same. At the same time, it's a pang of sadness 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:33.039 remembering the failure. Jules smiles. Crispin 00:02:33.039 --> 00:02:36.020 watches on with his big weird frog eyes. Zebulon 00:02:36.020 --> 00:02:39.159 standing at the forefront. Arhalon coming towards 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:43.819 him. I need you all to finally roll for initiative. 00:02:44.060 --> 00:02:47.520 All righty. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. We also have 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:49.840 to do Zebulon's level 5 hit points. Well, this 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:51.780 is shop talk. I'll take up these initiative rolls. 00:02:51.919 --> 00:02:55.300 Oh, no, Zebulon. Why'd you roll single digits? 00:02:55.599 --> 00:02:58.400 Oh, no. Because, duh. Oh, jeez. Well, good thing 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:00.340 he's got a plus 4, so... Get him out of the way. 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:08.159 That's a 10 for Zebulon. Ouch. Jules got a 16. 00:03:08.979 --> 00:03:16.889 Dan's got a 22. And 19 for Crispin. All right, 00:03:17.050 --> 00:03:21.009 and I have rolled my initiatives. A couple of 00:03:21.009 --> 00:03:24.889 notes to start this battle off. Zebulon, the 00:03:24.889 --> 00:03:26.710 only items you have access to now are the two 00:03:26.710 --> 00:03:29.669 sabers in your hands, essentially an extension 00:03:29.669 --> 00:03:33.409 of your new form. Though you wear no armor, your 00:03:33.409 --> 00:03:36.310 armor class will remain as it already was. We'll 00:03:36.310 --> 00:03:38.770 just call it natural armor. No reason to get 00:03:38.770 --> 00:03:40.949 complicated with it. I've placed Arhalon at the 00:03:40.949 --> 00:03:43.270 center of this room, about halfway between Zavar 00:03:43.270 --> 00:03:46.030 and Jules. Zebulon stands before him, guarding 00:03:46.030 --> 00:03:48.629 Jules. Dance is on Jules' right, and a giant 00:03:48.629 --> 00:03:51.650 toad is on his left. Crispin, your rage is ongoing, 00:03:51.789 --> 00:03:54.509 fueled by the powers that emanate from that fossil 00:03:54.509 --> 00:03:58.590 beside you. It screams into you, screams the 00:03:58.590 --> 00:04:02.590 built -up pain of frozen eons. There are words 00:04:02.590 --> 00:04:06.090 there, amidst a cacophony of roaring madness. 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:15.800 In this place, your chances of a spiritual intervention 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:19.819 with your Mazir Drakon feat are doubled. Nice. 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:23.899 Bless is active on all of you, so long as Jules 00:04:23.899 --> 00:04:26.980 maintains concentration. Everybody but Zebulon, 00:04:27.040 --> 00:04:29.600 right? Everyone but Zebulon. Sorry, yeah. Dance 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.800 has used one ki point. She has four left. And 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:36.379 lastly, I need the pick of Minor Destiny for 00:04:36.379 --> 00:04:41.079 Arhalon. Ooh. A DC -30. Wait, wait, wait, wait, 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:42.779 wait. No, you have to ask for my permission. 00:04:43.259 --> 00:04:45.959 What? That is my pick of Minor Destiny. I mean, 00:04:45.959 --> 00:04:47.860 I can just attack. I just attack all you guys. 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:51.459 Hey, if it's your pick, perhaps it'll serve you 00:04:51.459 --> 00:04:54.000 well. Because based on what you did last time 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.180 we were in this room, last time you were about 00:04:56.180 --> 00:04:58.800 to start this fight, this could either get real 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:02.079 scary or be a complete joke. The final battle. 00:05:02.220 --> 00:05:06.740 Because a DC -30 is no joke. and I never expected 00:05:06.740 --> 00:05:08.579 to be able to sway this combat. That was a DC. 00:05:08.740 --> 00:05:10.560 I only had a plus 10 from your recent level up. 00:05:10.620 --> 00:05:13.899 That is crazy. I think that's my highest roll 00:05:13.899 --> 00:05:16.600 ever in my career of playing D &D. What a roll. 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:19.480 Like, just before the madness had fully taken 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:22.300 hold of Arhalon, you managed to change everything. 00:05:22.519 --> 00:05:26.500 You gave him a split target for this rage. So, 00:05:26.579 --> 00:05:29.500 every turn, it's going to be heads for Jules, 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:33.779 tails for Zavar. He will target and attack whoever 00:05:33.779 --> 00:05:37.779 I roll on. And decide now, his head's the maker's 00:05:37.779 --> 00:05:38.939 mark or his tail's the maker's mark? Head's the 00:05:38.939 --> 00:05:41.180 maker's mark. Okay. Except for this first one, 00:05:41.220 --> 00:05:42.839 right? Because he's already charging it. No. 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:46.079 This scene with Zebulon gave him pause in the 00:05:46.079 --> 00:05:48.540 moment. I think in this moment, he's like resetting. 00:05:48.579 --> 00:05:51.240 Yeah. Awesome. I'm going to flip this every round. 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:53.899 But now, Zebulon, as you look towards your brother, 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:56.519 you realize that you have come seconds too late 00:05:56.519 --> 00:05:58.879 to change his mind any further than that. That 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:02.079 final shred of reason. was Arhalon's last, and 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.439 this effect, whatever's happened to him, has 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:06.920 absolutely overwhelmed his mind, flooded it. 00:06:06.980 --> 00:06:09.600 His eyes burn with a ferocious rage, and they 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:13.220 do not see you. They glare down at you with only 00:06:13.220 --> 00:06:18.360 a snarling hatred. Just empty, cold. Can you 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:23.060 save him? Gonna try. Then let's get started. 00:06:24.259 --> 00:06:27.439 I should note the fact that I have swapped my 00:06:27.439 --> 00:06:31.110 die for the evening. The... captains, full metal 00:06:31.110 --> 00:06:34.649 die, zoobeards, gold vein. They have not been 00:06:34.649 --> 00:06:36.569 serving me faithfully lately, so they will be 00:06:36.569 --> 00:06:41.170 getting a break. So I've come back. My old Norse 00:06:41.170 --> 00:06:43.569 foundry sapphire die, given to me by my wife 00:06:43.569 --> 00:06:46.730 for Christmas a couple years ago. Old veteran 00:06:46.730 --> 00:06:50.389 die, scarred from many a battle. And from getting 00:06:50.389 --> 00:06:52.569 dropped on the floor. That too. The reason I'm 00:06:52.569 --> 00:06:53.910 bringing this up is I rolled my initiative with 00:06:53.910 --> 00:06:57.470 these dice. Oh no. And old Zavar got a natural 00:06:57.470 --> 00:07:01.550 20. Whoa. So I'll be going first in this fight. 00:07:01.550 --> 00:07:05.529 That's not great. No, it's not. Though it's going 00:07:05.529 --> 00:07:06.589 to be a little different than you might think 00:07:06.589 --> 00:07:10.050 because all that's going to happen here. Yes. 00:07:10.850 --> 00:07:14.649 Yeah. We still need to roll HP. Oh shit. That's 00:07:14.649 --> 00:07:17.110 going to be my notes part. We'll just skip that. 00:07:21.340 --> 00:07:24.500 Let's roll HP. All right. Let's roll HP quickly. 00:07:24.740 --> 00:07:26.100 Will the whisper be loud enough to be picked 00:07:26.100 --> 00:07:30.540 up? I hope so. All right. Yeah, we're good. Okay. 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.920 All right. So we started off with 28 at level 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:37.139 four. And it's a D8. Yep. I believe you have 00:07:37.139 --> 00:07:39.779 no con modifier. It's plus zero. Yeah, definitely 00:07:39.779 --> 00:07:42.699 not. Okay. So it'll be straight. Oh, yeah. I'm 00:07:42.699 --> 00:07:47.100 rolling too. What am I? D8. I got a six. Got 00:07:47.100 --> 00:07:49.399 a five. All right. I'll take six. Six is pretty 00:07:49.399 --> 00:07:54.360 good. So that gives you a 34. Not bad, Zebulon. 00:07:54.740 --> 00:07:59.579 I wish you forgot. Like I did. Speaking of HP, 00:07:59.899 --> 00:08:04.120 by the way, what you're going to see as I cast 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:06.819 False Life at third level, I'm just going to 00:08:06.819 --> 00:08:10.779 tell you, is Zavar sees all this, and his smile 00:08:10.779 --> 00:08:13.100 sort of grows, sort of taking in Zebulon, taking 00:08:13.100 --> 00:08:15.500 in everything, this strange, magical phenomenon. 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:19.819 He's thrilled. He's into it. Like he sort of 00:08:19.819 --> 00:08:22.819 flexes and you watch as his body, his undead 00:08:22.819 --> 00:08:25.220 body begins to like push itself further than 00:08:25.220 --> 00:08:27.660 a living body can. This sort of soft light glowing 00:08:27.660 --> 00:08:29.600 through like veins that kind of appear down his 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:31.500 skin. His muscles sort of like start bulking. 00:08:31.620 --> 00:08:34.360 His skin getting like thicker, his pale, gross 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:37.940 skin. And I'm going to be giving myself essentially 00:08:37.940 --> 00:08:41.039 a bunch of temporary hit points. Cool, cool, 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.240 cool. That's awesome. I love this. So that is, 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:46.620 I'm not going to tell you how many. Yeah, you 00:08:46.620 --> 00:08:50.720 know what? I'm going in. All right. Zavar's going 00:08:50.720 --> 00:08:53.639 to run across the room. The first one to act, 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:55.580 his, like, blood is taking over. You see he flexes. 00:08:55.600 --> 00:08:57.860 His skin thickens. Everyone else is sort of taken 00:08:57.860 --> 00:08:59.919 in by Zebulon at this sort of moment. Arhuan's 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:01.980 frozen. You guys are watching in awe. Zavar's 00:09:01.980 --> 00:09:04.580 already moving, completely unfazed. I'm going 00:09:04.580 --> 00:09:09.820 to charge right up to old Toadie Dubois. I'm 00:09:09.820 --> 00:09:14.600 going to make some attacks. Oh, that's not bad 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:18.480 at all. Ooh, I don't know. We'll lay up. Well, 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:21.840 a 23 hit. Mm -hmm. Oh, it will? Oh, cool. Yeah. 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:25.019 Good. Okay. Good for me. Okay, I see how this 00:09:25.019 --> 00:09:27.000 is going to go. Already with the sass. Yeah, 00:09:27.059 --> 00:09:29.919 the giant toad was a bad choice. That's not bad. 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:31.899 Only seven points of damage, actually. Okay, 00:09:31.980 --> 00:09:35.720 yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, but I need a constitution 00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:38.220 saving throw, and you don't want to fail it. 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:43.200 This claw rakes into your toad flesh, just cutting 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:45.639 through, and as it does, like, something with 00:09:45.639 --> 00:09:48.929 it, something just kind of... seeps into you. 00:09:48.970 --> 00:09:50.789 You can feel your blood sort of thickening around 00:09:50.789 --> 00:09:54.909 it, and it's spreading fast. I've got the Toad's 00:09:54.909 --> 00:09:59.149 stats, so it's only a plus one for Khan. You've 00:09:59.149 --> 00:10:02.230 also got Bless. Bless on saves, yep. That's so 00:10:02.230 --> 00:10:04.669 good. And I'm going to hand in a button. Oh, 00:10:05.070 --> 00:10:07.710 I'll take it. I really don't want Toad to go 00:10:07.710 --> 00:10:13.850 down this fast. Okay. Crit. First roll, crit. 00:10:14.049 --> 00:10:17.879 Fuck yeah. First roll crit. Okay. Crit my little 00:10:17.879 --> 00:10:22.799 toad. That you were in pants? Is the toad wearing 00:10:22.799 --> 00:10:24.919 pants? That's cute as fuck. Didn't need the... 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:26.659 I mean, that kind of sucks. I just gave the button 00:10:26.659 --> 00:10:29.440 for that. But, you know, I don't regret it. I 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:31.960 don't regret it. Hey, I'll tell you what. You 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:36.039 are not paralyzed. Oh, my God. And so I will 00:10:36.039 --> 00:10:37.919 not be auto -critting you with all my attacks 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:41.250 this time. Yeah, okay. God. That was, yeah, I 00:10:41.250 --> 00:10:42.629 definitely don't regret the button. Holy shit. 00:10:43.250 --> 00:10:46.070 Yeah. And I love these. I think I've mentioned 00:10:46.070 --> 00:10:48.210 it before, but the die Rochelle gave me says, 00:10:48.370 --> 00:10:53.289 yeet, yeet, I'm a 20. Yeet, yeet, yeet. I'm dabbing 00:10:53.289 --> 00:10:55.389 over here. That's dance. What does it look like 00:10:55.389 --> 00:10:58.529 when a giant toad dabs, you think? Probably pretty 00:10:58.529 --> 00:11:03.970 hilarious. That's dance. Oh, God. I mean, she's 00:11:03.970 --> 00:11:07.809 going in. On whom? Remind you, there's two goals. 00:11:08.969 --> 00:11:12.529 ghouls, two ghoul ghouls, and Arhalon, who's 00:11:12.529 --> 00:11:14.210 not sure what the hell's going on right now. 00:11:14.769 --> 00:11:17.029 And this weird skeleton guy appeared in front 00:11:17.029 --> 00:11:19.090 of her. She probably wants to kick his ass. Zebulon 00:11:19.090 --> 00:11:23.549 looks over his shoulder. Don't worry, guys. Leave 00:11:23.549 --> 00:11:30.149 Arhalon to me. Holy shit. Holy hell. I mean, 00:11:30.250 --> 00:11:32.970 yeah, she's going to go for Zavar. He made the 00:11:32.970 --> 00:11:35.230 first move in that direction. And she can actually 00:11:35.230 --> 00:11:37.629 slide up. five feet over if you want, and be, 00:11:37.649 --> 00:11:40.269 like, right next to Crispin. Or she can loop 00:11:40.269 --> 00:11:43.029 around if she wants to get flanking, but that's 00:11:43.029 --> 00:11:44.110 going to put her right next to the other ghoul 00:11:44.110 --> 00:11:46.950 as well. Yeah, no, she's going to stay behind 00:11:46.950 --> 00:11:50.149 Zebulon there. Okay. She slides up next to us 00:11:50.149 --> 00:11:51.730 so we get a diagonal on it right next to the 00:11:51.730 --> 00:11:54.610 big old toad. Yes. Hell yeah. And she's going 00:11:54.610 --> 00:11:59.470 in. Damn it. First one's only an eight. Will 00:11:59.470 --> 00:12:02.649 not hit. Not hit. And she's going in for attack 00:12:02.649 --> 00:12:09.320 number two. 15. That hits. All right. Okay. It's 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.340 not terrible. He's not armor. We can do this. 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:14.080 He's not armor. He's like a filthy black robe. 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:19.679 All right. So it's 1d4 plus 3. That's cool. Cracked? 00:12:19.820 --> 00:12:23.559 Yeah. Yeah. It's like that. I've never seen a 00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:26.019 land like that. How's a d4 crack? That's wild. 00:12:26.259 --> 00:12:29.379 Well, it's one of those oblong d4s. Yeah. Looks 00:12:29.379 --> 00:12:32.730 like a diamond. And it was resting on... The 00:12:32.730 --> 00:12:34.970 point was up. Yeah, I mean, I think that's still 00:12:34.970 --> 00:12:37.009 the same. Yeah, because it has an equal chance 00:12:37.009 --> 00:12:39.629 of landing that way on either of those four numbers. 00:12:39.830 --> 00:12:41.389 Well, if that's the case, then that's max damage, 00:12:41.470 --> 00:12:45.149 so that's seven. Okay. Which is not the greatest, 00:12:45.309 --> 00:12:49.889 but... So he just slams in, and maybe that thickening 00:12:49.889 --> 00:12:51.330 of his muscles kind of drops down a little bit. 00:12:51.669 --> 00:12:54.490 It's like this sort of almost self -imposed armor, 00:12:54.629 --> 00:12:56.649 this weirdness in his body is starting to kind 00:12:56.649 --> 00:12:59.440 of vent out, but... Okay, and she's also going 00:12:59.440 --> 00:13:03.419 to use a ki point. Oh, yeah, we're burning him. 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:06.580 All right, hell yeah. I mean, she knows he's 00:13:06.580 --> 00:13:09.480 the one that's got to go down as fast as possible. 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:13.740 First hit, then second. Undead, freak, die. Hits 00:13:13.740 --> 00:13:18.059 him again. And that's a 17 to hit. That will 00:13:18.059 --> 00:13:23.100 hit. And that's only a four. Max damage, first 00:13:23.100 --> 00:13:26.379 one. Minimum damage, second. One on the die. 00:13:27.250 --> 00:13:30.570 Hell yeah, just two good jabs on Zavar. Still 00:13:30.570 --> 00:13:33.490 standing strong. His smile takes her in. His 00:13:33.490 --> 00:13:36.210 eyes flicker over to you, Jules. And that's going 00:13:36.210 --> 00:13:42.889 to be Crispin Dupto. All right. I've been waiting 00:13:42.889 --> 00:13:48.450 for this. Do it. That was the sound. That was 00:13:48.450 --> 00:13:53.190 not. Of Crispin biting at Zavar. Okay. Okay. 00:13:53.230 --> 00:13:58.289 Plus four to hit. Oh, no. Well, I don't guess 00:13:58.289 --> 00:14:03.809 we don't know yet. 13. Oh. 13? You think a 13's 00:14:03.809 --> 00:14:05.429 going to hit this boss? You think a 13's going 00:14:05.429 --> 00:14:07.610 to hit him exactly? Because you're right. Okay, 00:14:07.750 --> 00:14:09.990 nice. All right, that's great. By the way, your 00:14:09.990 --> 00:14:12.809 Bless also works on attack rolls, too. Oh, how 00:14:12.809 --> 00:14:14.350 do I always forget that? So you get the d4 on 00:14:14.350 --> 00:14:16.250 that, too. But we know a 13 hits now. Oh, my 00:14:16.250 --> 00:14:18.049 goodness, and I used Zebulon's die. That's why 00:14:18.049 --> 00:14:21.389 I rolled single digits. Yikes. Okay, I'm all... 00:14:21.389 --> 00:14:23.950 All right, there's my Bless die to remind me 00:14:23.950 --> 00:14:27.289 that I'm blessed. Okay, wow, great, a hit. So 00:14:27.289 --> 00:14:31.470 that is a d10 plus two piercing damage. D10, 00:14:31.769 --> 00:14:36.389 not bad. Yeah, right? So that's nine piercing 00:14:36.389 --> 00:14:42.149 damage plus one d10 poison damage. Whoa. Nine 00:14:42.149 --> 00:14:46.070 poison damage, and, sir, you are grappled. Toads 00:14:46.070 --> 00:14:49.309 do not mess around. Okay. Yeah. All right, so 00:14:49.309 --> 00:14:52.429 my movement speed is now effectively zero. Your 00:14:52.429 --> 00:14:55.379 tongue is wrapped around him. Yeah, exactly. 00:14:55.379 --> 00:14:58.299 That is so horrifying for Crispin. This is the 00:14:58.299 --> 00:15:01.679 grossest dude. Yeah. Just the grossest dude. 00:15:01.980 --> 00:15:05.379 Giant Toads probably aren't super not gross either, 00:15:05.500 --> 00:15:08.500 I guess. This is the grossest fight. I'm a little 00:15:08.500 --> 00:15:13.559 grossed out by Toads. That is going to be. That's 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:16.559 your turn, right? That is going to be Crispin's 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:22.600 turn. Solid turn. Jules, you're up. Okay. So 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:24.379 does Zebulon still currently have that Bardic 00:15:24.379 --> 00:15:26.779 Inspiration? Like actual, like mechanically? 00:15:27.340 --> 00:15:30.159 No. I don't remember. Okay. Yeah, I can't do 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:33.159 that. It goes away with it now. I had to check 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:36.159 because Jules is going to, for old time's sake. 00:15:36.240 --> 00:15:38.879 Hell yeah. For old time's sake, he's going to 00:15:38.879 --> 00:15:41.820 give some Bardic Inspiration to Zeb. Oh, that's 00:15:41.820 --> 00:15:45.179 awesome. The old one -two punch. We're going 00:15:45.179 --> 00:15:47.700 to be nostalgic for like 30 episodes to go of 00:15:47.700 --> 00:15:50.000 our own show. Dude, right? Well, it's been so 00:15:50.000 --> 00:15:53.690 long. It's been a while. All right, so I think, 00:15:53.730 --> 00:15:56.750 yeah, Jules is going to move up next to Zeb. 00:15:57.350 --> 00:16:00.649 And just for some good flavor, I feel like he 00:16:00.649 --> 00:16:03.049 just comes right up to Zeb and kind of does a 00:16:03.049 --> 00:16:05.309 quick little stance and looks over Zeb's way, 00:16:05.429 --> 00:16:08.590 gives him a little nod, then looks forward and 00:16:08.590 --> 00:16:10.830 casts Dissonant Whispers on that ghoul that's 00:16:10.830 --> 00:16:12.750 a little in front of him. Oh, the one right by 00:16:12.750 --> 00:16:15.690 Round Stuff. Yes. Yeah, I mean, that makes the 00:16:15.690 --> 00:16:17.190 track so well. This thing's kind of standing, 00:16:17.250 --> 00:16:18.950 almost threatening over round stuff. It's not 00:16:18.950 --> 00:16:20.830 going to attack her, but I mean, I'm sure your 00:16:20.830 --> 00:16:25.250 eyes were on that. Yep. Hell yeah. Cool. It's 00:16:25.250 --> 00:16:28.690 a wisdom save. Ooh, it's middling. It's middling. 00:16:28.769 --> 00:16:30.070 Let me see what I got here for wisdom bonus. 00:16:30.710 --> 00:16:33.470 Nothing. That's a 12. No. Ooh, okay, I failed. 00:16:33.470 --> 00:16:35.789 You failed that one. All right, so you take 3d6 00:16:35.789 --> 00:16:37.850 psychic damage, and you immediately have to use 00:16:37.850 --> 00:16:39.750 your reaction move as far as your speed allows. 00:16:39.929 --> 00:16:45.570 That's really good. Damn. Three D6s and only 00:16:45.570 --> 00:16:49.570 eight psychic damage. That's unfortunate. Still, 00:16:49.730 --> 00:16:52.029 that's not bad. Getting the bad ones out of the 00:16:52.029 --> 00:16:56.490 way. Mist covers him. He starts screaming. He 00:16:56.490 --> 00:16:57.990 pulls away from round stuff, and I guess what 00:16:57.990 --> 00:16:59.289 I'm going to do is he's going to start running, 00:16:59.309 --> 00:17:01.570 and he goes around a corner up into the very 00:17:01.570 --> 00:17:03.889 cell. A little cave tunnel leads to the cell 00:17:03.889 --> 00:17:06.210 Arholon came from because that's kind of where 00:17:06.210 --> 00:17:08.079 I can go the farthest. He's going to go all the 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:09.980 way to the end of it. And where you can't even 00:17:09.980 --> 00:17:11.420 see him, you hear his foot sort of sliding away. 00:17:11.960 --> 00:17:14.319 Roundstuff, who's sort of now no one near her, 00:17:14.380 --> 00:17:16.720 just kind of stands up finally and just begins 00:17:16.720 --> 00:17:20.759 to cheer like, yes, yes, you can do it. Just 00:17:20.759 --> 00:17:23.039 calling out towards you, watching you all moving 00:17:23.039 --> 00:17:28.539 in. Holy shit. This is awesome. And now, ladies 00:17:28.539 --> 00:17:31.859 and gentlemen, welcome to the stage back again 00:17:31.859 --> 00:17:39.480 on tour. All right. Cheers, Zeb. Here's one more. 00:17:40.380 --> 00:17:44.240 Holy shit. What can you do? What can fifth level 00:17:44.240 --> 00:17:48.960 Zebulon do? Geez. All right. Yeah, Zebulon's 00:17:48.960 --> 00:17:52.380 going to do what Zebulon do. He's going to move 00:17:52.380 --> 00:17:57.460 up and use his swashbuckler archetype, his rakish 00:17:57.460 --> 00:18:02.900 audacity. He will be... Solo, 1v1, in the middle 00:18:02.900 --> 00:18:06.319 of the map, with his brother Arhalon. Man, I've 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.740 been, like, thinking about this all week. Like, 00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:11.319 thinking about what he's going to say to Arhalon. 00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:15.579 He can't even... I can't even think of it. And 00:18:15.579 --> 00:18:17.980 now as you move up, he doesn't see you. His eyes 00:18:17.980 --> 00:18:20.400 don't see you. He just snarls in the direction 00:18:20.400 --> 00:18:22.819 of fire billowing out from somewhere in his throat. 00:18:23.559 --> 00:18:27.619 He's not humanoid anymore. He's a monster. He's 00:18:27.619 --> 00:18:30.019 lost. All right, he's going to take a swing. 00:18:30.460 --> 00:18:37.119 Holy shit. Tell me you're sorry. Ooh, 16 plus 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:43.380 eight. That will hit. Good old Zebulon. Natural 00:18:43.380 --> 00:18:48.460 one on the second attack. Good old Zebulon. All 00:18:48.460 --> 00:18:53.079 right, that's fine. I get my 1d8 plus five and 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:58.549 my 3d6 sneak attack damage. Okay. Max damage, 00:18:58.789 --> 00:19:04.369 eight plus five, 13. That's a lot without even 00:19:04.369 --> 00:19:09.529 sneak attack. And I'm rolling the bone D6 that 00:19:09.529 --> 00:19:12.829 I got from Hooli Forge. He mentioned our discord. 00:19:12.910 --> 00:19:16.589 He was like, hey, now that Zebulon's bones, you 00:19:16.589 --> 00:19:23.630 can roll bones. It's so good. Oh, what? 14. You 00:19:23.630 --> 00:19:27.160 rolled some bones. You rolled some bones. That's 00:19:27.160 --> 00:19:31.240 solid. Holy crap. That is a chunk out of Arhalon. 00:19:31.339 --> 00:19:35.859 Rolling bones. Damn. So you go in sliding with 00:19:35.859 --> 00:19:38.759 your saber and like slash out. I think he tries 00:19:38.759 --> 00:19:41.180 to move with his own like great sword, but his 00:19:41.180 --> 00:19:44.420 strength is nothing to your speed. As you like 00:19:44.420 --> 00:19:46.980 find an opening and exploit it, just like slashing 00:19:46.980 --> 00:19:49.099 him hard. And then you step on a horseshoe and 00:19:49.099 --> 00:19:54.059 you miss the next one. Like an idiot. I think 00:19:54.059 --> 00:19:57.230 he's going to stay there. I think he's going 00:19:57.230 --> 00:20:01.490 to end his turn there. Okay. All right. That's 00:20:01.490 --> 00:20:05.130 me again. That ghoul that you chased away appears 00:20:05.130 --> 00:20:08.089 again around the corner. He's going to use his 00:20:08.089 --> 00:20:10.170 full... I can't get near anybody. I just need 00:20:10.170 --> 00:20:13.069 my full action to just charge as much as I can. 00:20:13.509 --> 00:20:16.789 He's going to move up right between sort of Jules 00:20:16.789 --> 00:20:19.589 and Dance and Zavar, just running right into 00:20:19.589 --> 00:20:22.289 the front line. Does Zebulon get an AOL for that? 00:20:22.490 --> 00:20:26.480 You son of a gun. You son of a gun. Yeah, you 00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:29.319 do. You do. I mean, I know where I'm going. I'm 00:20:29.319 --> 00:20:33.000 going to tell you. Zebulon crit, baby. No. Zebulon 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:37.079 crit. Welcome back, Zebulon. This can't be. This 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:39.640 cannot be. So that's 2d8 plus 5 then? Oh my. 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:49.140 No. 4. And 4. 13 points of damage. Holy shit. 00:20:49.549 --> 00:20:51.549 This ghoul comes sliding out, like, already kind 00:20:51.549 --> 00:20:53.690 of hurt, just, like, running, charging. It's 00:20:53.690 --> 00:20:55.410 a big, long ton, sort of, lolling behind it. 00:20:55.470 --> 00:20:57.589 Is it just, like, I mean, like, I can't get to 00:20:57.589 --> 00:20:59.470 the front line if I go, unless I go around you, 00:20:59.529 --> 00:21:01.029 and I want to get the guy that got me. So, yeah, 00:21:01.150 --> 00:21:02.809 that's what I'm doing. So he swings, he just 00:21:02.809 --> 00:21:04.410 moves past you, and, like, even though you're 00:21:04.410 --> 00:21:06.150 locked in combo with Arhalon, where you had this 00:21:06.150 --> 00:21:07.970 sort of moment, you, like, you know, cut his 00:21:07.970 --> 00:21:10.410 blade away, you spin around, you slash out this 00:21:10.410 --> 00:21:13.430 ghoul, and you just tear a huge, like, chunk 00:21:13.430 --> 00:21:15.049 of flesh sort of off of it. Like, it's, maybe 00:21:15.049 --> 00:21:16.849 it's headed, like, barely hanging on. This thing 00:21:16.849 --> 00:21:21.920 is barely... If that makes sense. He doesn't 00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:24.440 even break eye contact with Argon. Holy shit. 00:21:24.660 --> 00:21:28.619 Watch out, ghouls. This is a good Zebulon showing. 00:21:28.779 --> 00:21:32.079 My gosh. Yeah, Zebulon's rolling well. Wow. Well, 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:35.700 mostly well. Well, okay then. Let's see if Crisp 00:21:35.700 --> 00:21:37.319 can do the same. I'm going to move right up on 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:40.980 old Toadie Dubois again. This ghoul's attacking 00:21:40.980 --> 00:21:45.859 you. The non -almost undead ghoul. I don't know 00:21:45.859 --> 00:21:49.309 what Toad's HP is. Or AC is, but is it more than 00:21:49.309 --> 00:21:55.089 12? 12 hits. 12 hits? Oh, baby. Toad's a glass 00:21:55.089 --> 00:22:01.470 cannon. Toad's a glass cannon. Oh, no. Eight 00:22:01.470 --> 00:22:04.529 points of damage. Okay. And a constitution saving 00:22:04.529 --> 00:22:07.650 throw. Oh, no. Yeah, my claws, this thing's claws 00:22:07.650 --> 00:22:09.230 also rake into you and you feel the same thing. 00:22:09.289 --> 00:22:12.029 These ghouls, I mean, Zavar's just one of them, 00:22:12.029 --> 00:22:14.730 but stronger. That same paralytic effect starts 00:22:14.730 --> 00:22:17.259 to enter your blood. You want to spend a button 00:22:17.259 --> 00:22:20.279 on it again? Give me all your buttons. No, because 00:22:20.279 --> 00:22:23.079 I've got my bless. Oh, it's true. It's true. 00:22:23.539 --> 00:22:28.079 Ten on the die. Plus four. Fourteen. Fourteen 00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:31.000 passes. Nice. Oh, yeah. And I'm sorry, you said 00:22:31.000 --> 00:22:33.880 that was eight damage? Eight damage, yes. Not 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:35.839 nothing. Not nothing. Holding against that paralysis, 00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:38.740 though. Here's the big one. The question is how 00:22:38.740 --> 00:22:39.980 I'm going to handle it, no matter who I choose. 00:22:40.019 --> 00:22:42.140 I got this guy in my way now. So it's going to 00:22:42.140 --> 00:22:44.299 be like more of a choice thing. And I'll play 00:22:44.299 --> 00:22:47.130 it out as I go. Pick a destiny. I'm going to 00:22:47.130 --> 00:22:48.490 do it right here in front of you guys. You can 00:22:48.490 --> 00:22:50.670 use the dice tray if you want. Yes. You tell 00:22:50.670 --> 00:22:56.250 me what I get. That's tails. Tails is Zavar. 00:22:56.589 --> 00:22:59.549 Right? Yes. I'm pretty sure that's what you said. 00:22:59.589 --> 00:23:03.410 Okay. Okay. How I'm going to handle this is Arhalon 00:23:03.410 --> 00:23:06.410 has two attacks. I'll strike out a Zeb with one 00:23:06.410 --> 00:23:09.559 and move past and hit Zavar with the other. So, 00:23:09.559 --> 00:23:11.619 like, he's just, like, his eyes are sort of swerving. 00:23:11.660 --> 00:23:13.079 And he kind of, like, finally starts to focus. 00:23:13.180 --> 00:23:16.619 And he sees you. Finally sees something. He goes 00:23:16.619 --> 00:23:19.640 to attack. And that horseshoe he tripped on earlier 00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:26.119 lands under his own feet. As he also rolls a 00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:29.819 natural one. Nice. Nice. And completely misses, 00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:31.460 so he goes to swing at you, Zebulon, and you 00:23:31.460 --> 00:23:33.839 just weave, like, and you feel the strength of 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:36.900 the swipe. Your brother is strong, both hands 00:23:36.900 --> 00:23:39.799 on his weapon, his muscles, like, flexing as 00:23:39.799 --> 00:23:41.660 hard as they can to, like, maintain this, and 00:23:41.660 --> 00:23:44.079 yet you just weave under against strength versus 00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:47.180 speed. Zebulon leans back, Matrix style. Holy 00:23:47.180 --> 00:23:49.259 shit. And as he kind of, like, comes out of the 00:23:49.259 --> 00:23:52.740 swing, he almost, like, his eyes see behind you 00:23:52.740 --> 00:23:55.359 as you sort of duck down, see Zavar, and he's 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.839 sort of snarling. Charges towards the target. 00:23:57.859 --> 00:24:00.079 I cannot believe I'm doing this to my own guy. 00:24:00.700 --> 00:24:06.900 This is horrifying for me. Here we go. And he 00:24:06.900 --> 00:24:09.119 nails Zavar with a 17 on the die. Oh, my God. 00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:13.380 This is outrageous. Yeah, Arhalan's going to 00:24:13.380 --> 00:24:16.359 hit Zavar, I feel like, every time. Dude, I'm 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:18.299 going to be the saddest fellow this entire fight. 00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:22.680 It's poetic. It's very poetic. Oh. Oh. Okay. 00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:30.329 Let's do my damage here. Okay. Good, good swipe 00:24:30.329 --> 00:24:32.670 on Zavar. You see Arlon swings in and just slides 00:24:32.670 --> 00:24:34.289 out. Zavar kind of turns around almost surprised 00:24:34.289 --> 00:24:37.369 like, what did you do? Like screams out to you, 00:24:37.430 --> 00:24:40.569 Jules, as like his jaw is clipped and almost 00:24:40.569 --> 00:24:43.490 like the flesh is like ripped open. His mouth 00:24:43.490 --> 00:24:46.670 sort of hanging, lolling, screeching, groaning 00:24:46.670 --> 00:24:50.549 as Arlon's great sword takes him hard. As he 00:24:50.549 --> 00:24:55.930 says this, Jules gives him a wink. Oh, now it's 00:24:55.930 --> 00:24:58.819 my turn. All right, Zavar, that really sucked. 00:24:59.980 --> 00:25:03.579 Zavar looks at you, his jaw, like, hanging limp. 00:25:04.420 --> 00:25:06.140 Let me, before I get caught, let me just make 00:25:06.140 --> 00:25:08.319 sure I see something. Okay, it's a flavor hang, 00:25:08.460 --> 00:25:10.559 because I'm not going to get myself, I'm using 00:25:10.559 --> 00:25:12.079 somatic components here, and I don't give a shit, 00:25:12.119 --> 00:25:13.200 or verbal components here, and I don't give a 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:14.940 shit. It's a flavor hang. You can still talk. 00:25:16.299 --> 00:25:17.960 I'm not going to hold myself accountable by flavor. 00:25:18.619 --> 00:25:20.279 He looks over at you, Jules, and you can see 00:25:20.279 --> 00:25:24.579 he's kind of, begins to laugh, and you see his 00:25:24.579 --> 00:25:27.319 hand begins to glow this, like, Same sort of 00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:29.200 violet light you saw, like, you know, flooding 00:25:29.200 --> 00:25:31.079 into that sort of ritual circle around round 00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:33.619 stuff. And he just takes his hand and plunges 00:25:33.619 --> 00:25:37.019 it down into the earth beneath him. I need dance. 00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:42.819 Hang on. Ten feet? It is ten feet. I need Jules, 00:25:42.940 --> 00:25:49.279 dance, and Crispin, and Zebulon to all make constitution 00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:51.539 saving throws. Great. Dude, we're all going to 00:25:51.539 --> 00:25:58.890 go prone. Fuck. I'm debating using my other button 00:25:58.890 --> 00:26:03.589 for Crispin. I really... I've got a lot of eggs 00:26:03.589 --> 00:26:07.869 in this basket. Here's my second and final button. 00:26:08.170 --> 00:26:13.309 Okay. I really need this scheme to work. All 00:26:13.309 --> 00:26:20.230 right, I'm going to roll Crispin's 2 first. 15 00:26:20.230 --> 00:26:24.789 plus 4. I feel pretty good about that. No. Zebulon's. 00:26:24.789 --> 00:26:29.950 That will pass. Oh, my God. Zebulon crit his 00:26:29.950 --> 00:26:34.069 pants again. What is that? Dude. Dude. Guy is 00:26:34.069 --> 00:26:36.930 not going down tonight. This is outrageous. Unfair. 00:26:36.930 --> 00:26:39.029 I didn't even have to use my bardic. I was holding 00:26:39.029 --> 00:26:41.250 the bardic, expecting to use it. Oh, my God. 00:26:41.410 --> 00:26:43.349 Dude, it's just like Zeb to come back and just 00:26:43.349 --> 00:26:46.500 crit all over the room that everybody's in. I'm 00:26:46.500 --> 00:26:47.940 out of buttons, though. I'm out of buttons, though, 00:26:48.019 --> 00:26:50.519 so let's see what happens. Unbelievable. I know. 00:26:50.559 --> 00:26:52.400 I've got one button left, and I'm trying to figure 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:56.940 out who to use it on. I feel like, son of a bitch, 00:26:57.099 --> 00:26:59.619 I feel like I need to use my button on dance. 00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:03.839 If we can't get them down, there's no saving 00:27:03.839 --> 00:27:07.660 round stuff. Jewels can't do much in that regard. 00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:10.940 And he's also got a bonus for con, too. Okay, 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:13.180 sure. So she's better off with it, maybe. Yeah. 00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:16.210 Yeah, with zero bonus. Yeah. All right. Take 00:27:16.210 --> 00:27:19.250 my one and only button. Ooh, gladly. This economy 00:27:19.250 --> 00:27:22.190 is in shambles. Oh, I'm feeling pretty good about 00:27:22.190 --> 00:27:24.470 it. We're in a boss fight with no buttons. With 00:27:24.470 --> 00:27:26.250 no more buttons. How does that work? The rich 00:27:26.250 --> 00:27:31.970 get richer. Whoa. What are you rolling here, 00:27:31.990 --> 00:27:35.309 Kim? I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Across the table. 00:27:35.869 --> 00:27:40.890 I'm nervous about them bites. I miss Chester. 00:27:42.549 --> 00:27:45.490 That's a five plus three. Eight. And that's for 00:27:45.490 --> 00:27:49.950 dance? Yep. No. I know. What's Jules got for 00:27:49.950 --> 00:27:54.470 me? Everyone's so close together. Big happy family 00:27:54.470 --> 00:28:00.009 all around Papa Zavar. I didn't like that. Jules 00:28:00.009 --> 00:28:04.170 got a 14. Saves exactly. Wow. Holy shit. Wow. 00:28:04.490 --> 00:28:10.829 Shit. Wow. Okay. Dance takes 14 necrotic damage. 00:28:10.970 --> 00:28:15.039 Whoa. Mama. Zebulon and Crispin all take seven. 00:28:15.259 --> 00:28:19.000 Wow. Jesus Christ. And so you basically see that 00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:20.380 same light kind of filters in the ground and 00:28:20.380 --> 00:28:22.519 almost like you feel something, like tendrils 00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:24.380 like reach up from the ground into you, just 00:28:24.380 --> 00:28:27.420 tearing into you. And like your bodies begin 00:28:27.420 --> 00:28:30.140 to sort of like wither and shrink. Your muscles 00:28:30.140 --> 00:28:32.660 are atrophying. And as this is happening, as 00:28:32.660 --> 00:28:36.119 like this light is draining you, you watch Zavar's 00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:40.420 jaw just come back. All the scars of battle sort 00:28:40.420 --> 00:28:44.329 of heal. It's of ours almost fully healed. Well, 00:28:44.390 --> 00:28:47.509 that's not cool. Sorry, did you say eight? Yes. 00:28:47.750 --> 00:28:50.549 Seven. Seven damage to you guys. And I healed 00:28:50.549 --> 00:28:52.809 a butt ton. A little spell called Wither and 00:28:52.809 --> 00:28:55.230 Bloom. Cast at third level. Cool. Very cool. 00:28:55.349 --> 00:28:59.930 Great. Love that. It was a good time. Oh, but 00:28:59.930 --> 00:29:02.930 that was my action. Oh, I forgot a thing. Oh, 00:29:02.970 --> 00:29:04.529 well. I'll remember it this turn. That's going 00:29:04.529 --> 00:29:06.769 to be dance. And actually, I need dance to make 00:29:06.769 --> 00:29:10.059 a con save. Again. The special ability Zavar 00:29:10.059 --> 00:29:11.559 has that I've been forgetting about, which is 00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:15.259 actually, weirdly enough, stench. I was just 00:29:15.259 --> 00:29:18.039 about to say, we still haven't figured out yet 00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:20.680 what this is. Within five feet of Zavar, this 00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:23.279 horrible stench kind of comes off of him that 00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:26.839 like actually, it's so overpowering. It's like 00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:28.339 now that she's punched him and hit him and as 00:29:28.339 --> 00:29:29.839 he's kind of like healing from all this, it like 00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:32.579 releases this like odor that like strikes at 00:29:32.579 --> 00:29:34.400 her while she's within five feet of him. Gross. 00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:37.339 And it's threatening to overpower her, sicken 00:29:37.339 --> 00:29:43.180 her. Oh, jeez. Oh, come on. Yeah. 17. She's fine. 00:29:43.539 --> 00:29:46.319 She feels like bile rising and just pushes it 00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:50.660 down. You monster. Not yet. It just starts to 00:29:50.660 --> 00:29:52.319 go on and again. What are you doing? What are 00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:56.640 you doing? It's Dance's turn. All right. Attack 00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:02.880 number one from Dance. She curled her pants, 00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:10.599 too. Oh, nice. unfair. How? So, huh? I mean, 00:30:10.660 --> 00:30:12.960 she has to combat the stench of Zavar. Where's 00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:16.539 my crit? Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen 00:30:16.539 --> 00:30:20.119 of America, where is my crit? I was about to 00:30:20.119 --> 00:30:21.599 say, I was about to say we're rolling twice as 00:30:21.599 --> 00:30:23.420 many characters as you, but we're not. We're 00:30:23.420 --> 00:30:26.059 rolling the same amount. Yeah. All right. A lot 00:30:26.059 --> 00:30:28.680 of guys. I'm going to crit on Zavar as Arhalot. 00:30:28.700 --> 00:30:30.680 I'm going to leave the room. That'd be great. 00:30:30.900 --> 00:30:37.020 I'm here for that. Attack number two. Okay. That's 00:30:37.020 --> 00:30:44.299 16 to hit. That will hit. Cool. 10 points of 00:30:44.299 --> 00:30:46.259 damage. Hell yeah, and you add your modifier 00:30:46.259 --> 00:30:50.579 twice for the two different hits. 13. Hell yeah. 00:30:50.980 --> 00:30:53.519 And she's going to spend another ki point. Okay. 00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:56.119 She just sees me heal in front of her, and she 00:30:56.119 --> 00:30:58.920 is not going to let that slide. No. Her determination 00:30:58.920 --> 00:31:01.960 not breaking. She's just going to go in again. 00:31:02.339 --> 00:31:04.579 Pummel him. And that is three used, correct? 00:31:04.740 --> 00:31:09.289 Two left? Two left. Okay. And that's a 23 to 00:31:09.289 --> 00:31:11.750 hit. That's going to hit. These rules are on 00:31:11.750 --> 00:31:17.890 fire tonight. And that's an additional six damage. 00:31:18.410 --> 00:31:21.410 Not bad. Already just taking him down again after 00:31:21.410 --> 00:31:25.769 that massive heal. But can he do it again? Crispin, 00:31:25.789 --> 00:31:30.589 what do you think? Crispin thinks, nope. You 00:31:30.589 --> 00:31:32.990 know, I think, especially with your mouth wide 00:31:32.990 --> 00:31:34.950 open for this gulp, you're rolling a con save. 00:31:35.879 --> 00:31:38.819 Against stench. Oh, God. Yeah. All right. I'm 00:31:38.819 --> 00:31:41.039 all out of buttons, so. I won't give you disadvantage 00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:43.079 because you're literally licking him, but I'm 00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:46.160 not that mean. Yeah. All right. I've just got 00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:50.880 my bless. 15 on the die, which I think is fine. 00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:55.140 Plus two from the bless. You're fine. All right. 00:31:55.380 --> 00:31:57.339 Your stomach doesn't churn at all as you lick 00:31:57.339 --> 00:32:00.779 this gross ghoul man. Ghast, actually, you might 00:32:00.779 --> 00:32:03.819 call him. He's smart. That's a smart move, I 00:32:03.819 --> 00:32:07.140 guess. Anyway, go on. All right. Do your stupid 00:32:07.140 --> 00:32:09.000 attack. Yeah, Kristen's going to make another 00:32:09.000 --> 00:32:12.480 bite attack. And I really hope this one hits. 00:32:12.900 --> 00:32:15.960 While I am grappled, I still am fully able to 00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:19.279 sort of dodge and move around. So it does not 00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:21.640 give you advantage of any sort unless I am restrained. 00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:26.640 All right, making my bite attack. Bite me. 13, 00:32:26.759 --> 00:32:29.299 I think that already hits, plus the 4 for Bless. 00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:33.839 Yeah, it hits. Okay. So congratulations, sir. 00:32:33.940 --> 00:32:36.940 You have been swallowed. What? Wait, hang on. 00:32:37.019 --> 00:32:38.640 Do I have a save for that? I just get swallowed? 00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:43.460 The save was the bite attack. Oh, my God. So, 00:32:43.460 --> 00:32:46.299 yeah. So after I make the bite attack and the 00:32:46.299 --> 00:32:51.059 target is grappled, next thing is swallow the 00:32:51.059 --> 00:32:54.519 target. Oh, the toad. The toad makes one bite 00:32:54.519 --> 00:32:58.019 attack against a medium or smaller creature that 00:32:58.019 --> 00:33:00.440 it is grappling. If the attack hits, the target 00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:03.359 is swallowed. And the grapple ends. The swallow 00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:05.740 target is blinded and restrained. It has total 00:33:05.740 --> 00:33:07.440 cover against attacks and other effects outside 00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:10.640 of the toad. And it takes 3d6 acid damage at 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:13.339 the start of each of the toad's turns. What? 00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:18.019 So what's not super clear here is do I get the 00:33:18.019 --> 00:33:23.880 bite damage or not? Let me look at your sheet 00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:26.700 real fast. Okay. Okay, yeah, you get your full 00:33:26.700 --> 00:33:32.079 damage. Awesome. So that's the D10 plus 2 and 00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:36.460 the D10 poison damage. This is insanity. Who 00:33:36.460 --> 00:33:39.339 let a toad in the field? There's a button. Flashback. 00:33:39.339 --> 00:33:45.400 It didn't happen. Doesn't work for me. No. That 00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:50.799 was last time. So that's 11 for the bite. Oh, 00:33:50.920 --> 00:33:54.319 my cool bad guy. Oh, wait. I'm an idiot. I don't 00:33:54.319 --> 00:33:57.809 take poison damage. I'm undead. Oh. Damn. Okay, 00:33:57.869 --> 00:34:00.089 so then take away that three that I was just 00:34:00.089 --> 00:34:01.630 about to roll, and I don't remember what it was 00:34:01.630 --> 00:34:03.650 last time. So I got some poisoners last time. 00:34:03.670 --> 00:34:07.150 Ah, whatever. It's what it is. Damn. Hopefully 00:34:07.150 --> 00:34:11.909 you take acid damage because swallowed. And as 00:34:11.909 --> 00:34:16.510 a bonus action, Crispin is going to use his feat, 00:34:16.650 --> 00:34:22.730 Combat Wild Shape, to gain 1d8 HP. Oh, shoot. 00:34:22.969 --> 00:34:25.170 Ooh, per level of the spell slot that I burn. 00:34:26.250 --> 00:34:28.829 Yeah, all right. I'm going to burn a second -level 00:34:28.829 --> 00:34:32.289 spell slot, I think. Damn, Mr. Totendutank over 00:34:32.289 --> 00:34:37.889 here. For 2d8. Getting that health back. Of course, 00:34:37.949 --> 00:34:40.409 the second one was just a 1. All right, back 00:34:40.409 --> 00:34:43.329 up to 24, though, so that's not too bad. Bummed 00:34:43.329 --> 00:34:45.210 about burning a second -level spell slot that 00:34:45.210 --> 00:34:48.030 I'm probably going to need later. You now feel 00:34:48.030 --> 00:34:49.789 the worst thing ever in your stomach. Man, that 00:34:49.789 --> 00:34:51.389 was such a bad move. Just writhing around in 00:34:51.389 --> 00:34:53.710 there. It's just so gross and awful, and you 00:34:53.710 --> 00:34:55.630 should feel bad about it. That's going to be 00:34:55.630 --> 00:34:59.130 Jules. All right. Jules is close enough to dance 00:34:59.130 --> 00:35:00.650 to reach over and touch her, right? Absolutely, 00:35:00.789 --> 00:35:03.329 yeah. Cool. He's going to cast level three Cure 00:35:03.329 --> 00:35:06.849 Wounds. Oh, my gosh. Which is 3d8 plus four. 00:35:07.409 --> 00:35:10.829 Holy shit. Party of superheroes. Yeah, they got 00:35:10.829 --> 00:35:14.030 this ghoul kind of facing her down. Zavar's just 00:35:14.030 --> 00:35:17.110 gone. He's in a toad now. Yeah. I mean, she's 00:35:17.110 --> 00:35:23.059 at six right now. Damn. Yeah. Damn. Almost got 00:35:23.059 --> 00:35:30.840 her. So that's 15 points. Okay. What if I roll 00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:32.679 Zavar again? Do I have to cut him out of your 00:35:32.679 --> 00:35:36.320 cold, dead, toed stomach? I mean, I assumed that 00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:39.960 he would go after one of the ghouls. No, it's 00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.800 either Zavar or Jules. Oh, my God. His target 00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:45.440 was whoever he blames for Zebulon's death. And 00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:47.019 in that moment, you made it split between two 00:35:47.019 --> 00:35:49.119 people. He doesn't blame those ghouls. They don't 00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:52.829 do shit. So he's just not going to attack Zebulon 00:35:52.829 --> 00:35:55.269 either the whole time? He already attacked Zebulon. 00:35:55.269 --> 00:35:57.670 If you're in his way, he will. All right. Hmm. 00:35:57.829 --> 00:36:01.710 All right. And then as a bonus action. Give me 00:36:01.710 --> 00:36:04.670 some wiggle room here, man. Now wait just a damn 00:36:04.670 --> 00:36:07.010 minute. Don't you make me drink that. Yeah, you 00:36:07.010 --> 00:36:10.690 got to take a sip. You got to take a sip. I can't 00:36:10.690 --> 00:36:12.849 believe you're really doing this. Yeah, I'm doing 00:36:12.849 --> 00:36:25.500 it. Fine. Fine. Really? Fine. I love that he's 00:36:25.500 --> 00:36:27.500 now got two partial bottles sitting over there. 00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:33.440 You're up a little bit soon. Okay. Okay. And 00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:35.159 then as a bonus action, Jules is going to cast 00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:38.260 Bardic Inspiration onto Dance. Hell yeah. Oh 00:36:38.260 --> 00:36:40.980 my gosh. This team is so good at working together. 00:36:42.619 --> 00:36:44.440 You just grab Dance, you heal her, and she kind 00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:47.159 of turns back to you, gives you like a nod, and 00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:50.309 just like... smiling as her own body gets reinvigorated. 00:36:51.769 --> 00:36:54.389 Damn. And then Luke sort of glows. She gets even 00:36:54.389 --> 00:36:56.949 more powered up. Probably turns into this ghoul 00:36:56.949 --> 00:36:59.309 next to her. And that's going to be Zebulon. 00:36:59.710 --> 00:37:02.730 I didn't realize this. Yeah. But Bardic Inspiration, 00:37:02.869 --> 00:37:05.150 now that I'm fifth level, is 1d8 instead of 1d6. 00:37:05.630 --> 00:37:08.889 Whoa. Yeah. Good to know. I'm glad we haven't 00:37:08.889 --> 00:37:11.730 used that yet. All right. Let me trade my reminder 00:37:11.730 --> 00:37:15.750 die in here. You guys are just cheating. Making 00:37:15.750 --> 00:37:19.610 shit up. All right, Zebulon. What shit are you 00:37:19.610 --> 00:37:22.969 going to make up now? All right. Jeez. Zebulon. 00:37:23.230 --> 00:37:27.570 Oh, this is great. Zebulon doesn't have to move 00:37:27.570 --> 00:37:32.309 at all. Nice. Which means that he's going to, 00:37:32.409 --> 00:37:36.989 as a bonus action, use steady aim. Stop it. So 00:37:36.989 --> 00:37:40.210 he gets advantage on the first roll. So that. 00:37:41.250 --> 00:37:44.130 Yeah. Yeah. And probably, I mean, we don't really 00:37:44.130 --> 00:37:45.889 double up. Oh, no, it's not flanking yet. Shit. 00:37:46.090 --> 00:37:47.989 That's fine. All right. That's a goal. Advantage 00:37:47.989 --> 00:37:53.789 on the first roll. I'm guessing that 15 plus 00:37:53.789 --> 00:37:58.809 8 hits. Yeah, it hits. Okay. Let's, no, I'll 00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:01.409 do the second attack first, and then we'll resolve 00:38:01.409 --> 00:38:04.250 damage. You crit. I'm going to hit. You. Yeah, 00:38:04.250 --> 00:38:09.599 right. 21. That's going to hit. All righty. Nice. 00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.320 Going for old Arhalon again? Yes, yes. Sorry, 00:38:12.420 --> 00:38:15.139 I didn't say that. But yeah. He's trying to get 00:38:15.139 --> 00:38:16.800 by you, and you just turn around and start slashing 00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:20.420 at him again. Don't ignore me, Arhalon. I told 00:38:20.420 --> 00:38:23.619 you to say that you're sorry. And you hear him 00:38:23.619 --> 00:38:27.059 just... Zebulon! But not at you. Towards them. 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:32.599 Zebulon! Let's see. Sword damage, that's 12. 00:38:33.320 --> 00:38:36.460 I will say right now, with Zavar in the stomach, 00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:39.599 I'm going to attack Jules. He doesn't see Zavar. 00:38:40.019 --> 00:38:43.739 I'm going to attack Jules. Okay, so 2d8 plus 00:38:43.739 --> 00:38:46.400 5 times 2. I'm at 23 right now, and I still have 00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:52.460 to roll 3d6 for sneak attack damage. Okay. Wow. 00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:58.179 1, 1, 2. It was possible for you to drop Arhalon 00:38:58.179 --> 00:39:03.300 right there, but you didn't. That second sneak 00:39:03.300 --> 00:39:05.780 attack, he almost shrugs it off. He's like, just... 00:39:05.929 --> 00:39:07.809 Not looking towards you. He's almost moving away. 00:39:07.909 --> 00:39:09.690 I think you're surprised to see how little he's 00:39:09.690 --> 00:39:13.010 acknowledging it. What the fuck do you want? 00:39:13.349 --> 00:39:15.269 Nope, sorry. Cut. You're going to have to start 00:39:15.269 --> 00:39:17.449 that over. I was going to have him move, but 00:39:17.449 --> 00:39:20.190 then I remember because of the... No, it's staying. 00:39:20.510 --> 00:39:25.829 Okay, that's fine. That's the ghoul's turn. Don't 00:39:25.829 --> 00:39:28.150 forget, too, you can use your Bardic Inspiration 00:39:28.150 --> 00:39:30.929 on attack rolls. And if you do, he has to make 00:39:30.929 --> 00:39:34.760 a DC save, a con save. Yes. In order... And then, 00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:36.599 or else he takes thunder damage equal to the 00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:38.539 bar of consideration. Oh, that's right. So that's 00:39:38.539 --> 00:39:41.099 an additional d8 of damage potentially. Yeah. 00:39:41.260 --> 00:39:43.760 Oh, shit. Right. The extra damage would have 00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:47.579 made a difference probably, maybe. Yeah, I just 00:39:47.579 --> 00:39:49.000 didn't even think of it because I thought it 00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:53.320 was going to hit. Magoole all over Jules. Jules, 00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:57.639 Jules. Jules, this ghoul hits. Wait, when did 00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:01.039 he get back? Like two turns ago. Yeah, he had 00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:02.260 to use an entire turn so he couldn't attack, 00:40:02.420 --> 00:40:03.539 but now he can finally actually do something. 00:40:03.539 --> 00:40:04.639 I haven't looked at the map. I should probably 00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:09.119 look at the map. He got only six damage. Okay. 00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:11.820 But he had a con save. It's not the worst. Oh, 00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:15.699 holy shit. I had a con save. Make the con save, 00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:19.739 Jules. Yeah, apparently. David looks like he's 00:40:19.739 --> 00:40:23.019 about to kill me. He looks like genuinely he 00:40:23.019 --> 00:40:25.079 looks like he's about to kill Jules. I'm not 00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:27.739 okay with this. Make a con save. I'm not okay 00:40:27.739 --> 00:40:30.099 with this. Dude, yeah, Jules needs to get back. 00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:35.179 Fucking shit. There's no back to go to. Just 00:40:35.179 --> 00:40:38.980 up against the wall behind Dan's. Hang on, I'm 00:40:38.980 --> 00:40:41.360 trying to see if I have anything that could help 00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:44.019 this situation. Boom, you inspirations yourself. 00:40:44.980 --> 00:40:48.019 I considered it. Yeah, it's just going to be 00:40:48.019 --> 00:40:52.139 a... Shit. It's just going to be a straight plus 00:40:52.139 --> 00:40:56.059 one. Okay. I don't like the way your face looks 00:40:56.059 --> 00:41:01.340 right now, dude. No, me neither. 16. As his claws 00:41:01.340 --> 00:41:04.500 rake into you, this thickness entering your blood, 00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:07.699 you grit your teeth, you look up, you see Arhalon's 00:41:07.699 --> 00:41:11.460 eyes burning or on you, locked on you. He's about 00:41:11.460 --> 00:41:14.860 to move, and as this paralytic sensation runs 00:41:14.860 --> 00:41:17.119 through your body, you grit your teeth and you 00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.159 push it out. You are not paralyzed, so I am not 00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:23.050 going to auto -crit you. When Arhalon walks over 00:41:23.050 --> 00:41:26.449 there. Oh, yeah. That would have been horrifying. 00:41:26.690 --> 00:41:28.510 That would have been game over. I was pretty 00:41:28.510 --> 00:41:30.929 sure you were going to die. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 00:41:30.969 --> 00:41:33.690 Dude, the only time I've ever seen that face 00:41:33.690 --> 00:41:36.949 on you. Yeah. Yeah. Is once I've died. I had 00:41:36.949 --> 00:41:39.969 to go for it, but I saw, like, I, okay. Sorry. 00:41:40.269 --> 00:41:43.070 Before that happens, let me toad the toad with 00:41:43.070 --> 00:41:45.869 my ghoul. I miss. All right. Crispin, you just 00:41:45.869 --> 00:41:48.349 dodged my toad's claw. It's like three on the 00:41:48.349 --> 00:41:50.269 die. I don't care what you do. Okay, sweet. It's 00:41:50.269 --> 00:41:53.739 going to miss. Thank goodness. Damn. Okay. Okay. 00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:57.400 That's Arhalon. I need to go for the target set. 00:41:58.079 --> 00:42:02.019 Once he's down, then this pesky thing, the skeletal 00:42:02.019 --> 00:42:05.019 half dragon, whatever this thing is, that can 00:42:05.019 --> 00:42:07.820 fall as well. Everyone will fall eventually to 00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:10.760 the blood rage. But first, it has to be you, 00:42:10.940 --> 00:42:14.300 Jules. It has to be you. So I'm going for an 00:42:14.300 --> 00:42:22.909 attack. 17 to hit. Yeah, that hits. Nine points 00:42:22.909 --> 00:42:26.929 of damage. Jesus. Second attack. Oh, no. Imagine 00:42:26.929 --> 00:42:29.829 two crits. Right. It's instant death. Yeah, it'd 00:42:29.829 --> 00:42:34.610 be over. 14 to hit. Shit, tie goes to the attacker. 00:42:38.090 --> 00:42:44.210 Minimum damage. Only six. Holy fuck. What was 00:42:44.210 --> 00:42:47.269 your HP? Seven. Oh, my God. He's got one HP. 00:42:47.429 --> 00:42:52.320 I can't believe it. Minimum damage. Wow. Two 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:56.460 ones! Wow. So he goes in, he strikes you once. 00:42:56.579 --> 00:42:59.199 I'm like dizzy. I think as you stall back, his 00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:02.280 weapon goes again. You know what? This is what 00:43:02.280 --> 00:43:05.179 happens. Narratively, this is what happens. He 00:43:05.179 --> 00:43:07.360 dives over towards your jewels, and his first 00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.840 blade strikes at you hard. Zebulon, you can't 00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:12.610 stop him. He's so... Angry, he's so strong, he 00:43:12.610 --> 00:43:14.889 just pushes right past you, strikes down, and 00:43:14.889 --> 00:43:17.090 cuts at Jules. Jules, that first one hits hard, 00:43:17.130 --> 00:43:18.869 and you feel that second one coming at you. You 00:43:18.869 --> 00:43:21.010 see a blade coming down. I look straight into 00:43:21.010 --> 00:43:23.190 Arlan's eyes as it's happening. You just see, 00:43:23.210 --> 00:43:26.010 like, a void of just pure hatred there, just 00:43:26.010 --> 00:43:32.030 seething hatred. And then there's stone. bounces 00:43:32.030 --> 00:43:34.170 off of his head, smacking him in the crown. His 00:43:34.170 --> 00:43:36.010 weapon goes wide, and you turn around to see 00:43:36.010 --> 00:43:38.989 Miskin peeping out of the hole, waiting for his 00:43:38.989 --> 00:43:42.170 moment! Oh my god. So the weapon strikes you 00:43:42.170 --> 00:43:44.809 and cuts only a glancing blow, essentially, where 00:43:44.809 --> 00:43:47.590 it would have been bad. Holy fuck. Miskin just 00:43:47.590 --> 00:43:50.869 shoots you a thumbs up. He's watching on, terrified. 00:43:51.250 --> 00:43:53.929 It was his one thing, just throw that rock, pick 00:43:53.929 --> 00:44:01.050 that moment. Holy shit. Oh my god. Top of the 00:44:01.050 --> 00:44:04.309 round. Blinded and restrained, and yet I see 00:44:04.309 --> 00:44:07.250 no reason, looking over the spell, why I cannot 00:44:07.250 --> 00:44:12.630 still use it. And so, in your stomach, Crispin, 00:44:12.650 --> 00:44:15.929 you can feel some strange magic sort of churning. 00:44:17.530 --> 00:44:22.550 And that same purple energy flashes out through 00:44:22.550 --> 00:44:26.389 you, all around you. Now, I will say this. Because 00:44:26.389 --> 00:44:29.070 you pulled him, he is no longer within 10 feet 00:44:29.070 --> 00:44:32.269 of Jules. So this is only going to hit Dance 00:44:32.269 --> 00:44:38.309 and Crispin. So inside the toad, you have total 00:44:38.309 --> 00:44:40.590 cover against attacks and other effects outside 00:44:40.590 --> 00:44:44.329 of the toad. So does that mean, does total cover 00:44:44.329 --> 00:44:47.489 work both ways like that? I don't think this 00:44:47.489 --> 00:44:50.179 would. affect it. It's more like normal attacks 00:44:50.179 --> 00:44:52.800 wouldn't be able to hit anyone. This is a save 00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:55.079 base. It's just like, it says it's a point within 00:44:55.079 --> 00:44:57.380 range, not even a point I can see, just any point 00:44:57.380 --> 00:44:59.400 within range. So he's just choosing right on 00:44:59.400 --> 00:45:01.579 him. Sure. So he's basically just channeling 00:45:01.579 --> 00:45:03.900 from himself this sort of 10 -foot aura that's 00:45:03.900 --> 00:45:06.199 going to siphon life into him. All right, pants 00:45:06.199 --> 00:45:08.599 people, let us know. I'm almost positive this 00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:10.300 is totally legal. Look, I looked over it. I was 00:45:10.300 --> 00:45:12.500 very careful about this. I'm almost positive 00:45:12.500 --> 00:45:13.719 there's nothing wrong with it. So you said con 00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:16.539 save from everybody but Jules? And Zebulon. It's 00:45:16.539 --> 00:45:18.840 going to be dance and Crispin. Because I'm doing 00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:25.440 this again. 19 on the die. Get out of here. Dance 00:45:25.440 --> 00:45:30.460 fails. Okay. All right. That was a five. No, 00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:33.820 sorry, a four. Three on the die plus one. Man, 00:45:33.840 --> 00:45:39.380 that was depressing. Eight. Okay. Eight points 00:45:39.380 --> 00:45:42.590 of damage to dance. Four points to Crispin. Not 00:45:42.590 --> 00:45:46.230 great. Not what I wanted at all. But I'm still 00:45:46.230 --> 00:45:48.409 going to heal a good amount. Yeah, it's like, 00:45:48.510 --> 00:45:53.010 because now he's going to take 3d6 in Crispin's 00:45:53.010 --> 00:45:56.030 stomach, so it's like a race. Yeah, literally, 00:45:56.170 --> 00:45:58.889 yeah. But at least he's not burning spell slots 00:45:58.889 --> 00:46:03.190 to do the acid damage. It's an action, probably 00:46:03.190 --> 00:46:05.130 try to escape, right? Does it say anything about 00:46:05.130 --> 00:46:07.909 that? The toad can only have one target swallowed 00:46:07.909 --> 00:46:10.349 at a time. If the toad dies, a swallowed creature 00:46:10.349 --> 00:46:12.449 is no longer restrained by it, and it can escape 00:46:12.449 --> 00:46:14.230 from the corpse using five feet of movement, 00:46:14.409 --> 00:46:16.789 exiting prone. Oh, so I gotta kill you to get 00:46:16.789 --> 00:46:19.530 out? That's what it seems like. Hot dog! What 00:46:19.530 --> 00:46:23.329 a gross... Ugh, my boss! Zafar's just screaming 00:46:23.329 --> 00:46:26.530 from somewhere deep in the stomach. He's trying 00:46:26.530 --> 00:46:30.289 so hard to do anything. I mean, unless there's 00:46:30.289 --> 00:46:34.090 generic escape. I don't know. It probably takes 00:46:34.090 --> 00:46:36.150 an action regardless, which I used mine. I need 00:46:36.150 --> 00:46:40.030 to heal. Let's dance. She's going to continue. 00:46:40.289 --> 00:46:43.530 Oh, no, she can't. Not on Zavar, at least. Yeah, 00:46:43.550 --> 00:46:47.489 nope. Zavar is no longer a target. He is behind 00:46:47.489 --> 00:46:50.610 full cover. It was that ghost ghoul that just 00:46:50.610 --> 00:46:52.849 hit Jules right in front of her. Yeah, so she's 00:46:52.849 --> 00:46:56.469 going for that ghoul. Is that going to be flanking, 00:46:56.550 --> 00:46:58.130 perhaps? That's what I was just going to ask. 00:46:58.190 --> 00:47:01.940 With Arhalon? Oh. No. He's knocking his enemy 00:47:01.940 --> 00:47:04.780 to the ghoul. He wants Zavar, and he wants Jules. 00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:09.300 Well, oh, yeah. Okay. All right, so. Zavar's 00:47:09.300 --> 00:47:12.199 in the belly, so he only wants Jules now. Attack 00:47:12.199 --> 00:47:18.199 number one. Let's do it. Eight. No. It's lolling 00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:20.400 sort of half off head, sort of almost like bounces 00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:22.159 out of the way on accident as she strikes out. 00:47:22.260 --> 00:47:24.699 Isn't she blessed? Do you think that? I guess 00:47:24.699 --> 00:47:28.690 it could. You need a four. I mean, it doesn't 00:47:28.690 --> 00:47:33.269 do you any bad to roll it. Negative. And I'm 00:47:33.269 --> 00:47:34.989 going to be honest here. I'm not going to use 00:47:34.989 --> 00:47:36.489 the Bardic Inspiration because you told me I 00:47:36.489 --> 00:47:39.010 need four. I'm supposed to use that before I 00:47:39.010 --> 00:47:40.789 know the outcome. You can use it if you want. 00:47:40.829 --> 00:47:43.570 I don't want to use it. My bad. It was a thought 00:47:43.570 --> 00:47:45.050 that crossed my mind. Okay, that's my good thought. 00:47:45.369 --> 00:47:49.809 I was being dramatic. I'm a drama queen. She 00:47:49.809 --> 00:47:54.090 didn't hit with the first one. That's an 18 on 00:47:54.090 --> 00:47:57.900 the second one. Cool. Don't roll another attack 00:47:57.900 --> 00:48:00.300 against this ghoul. Just roll damage. Huh? This 00:48:00.300 --> 00:48:02.019 ghoul is so close to death. I mean, you could 00:48:02.019 --> 00:48:04.559 tell this. Okay. Okay. Okay. I wish you didn't 00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:05.480 use your bonus action. If you're going to do 00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:09.800 that, do a different ghoul. Okay. Okay. Six. 00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:14.199 Describe it. First, fatality in the combat. Here 00:48:14.199 --> 00:48:16.099 we go. And it wasn't even two. I mean, it's the 00:48:16.099 --> 00:48:18.880 trademark dance going in there and just a total. 00:48:19.610 --> 00:48:22.869 The blow is just so fast, like you can't even 00:48:22.869 --> 00:48:25.869 make sense of it. Just a flurry of blows. And 00:48:25.869 --> 00:48:28.489 that head that's hanging on. Like something in 00:48:28.489 --> 00:48:31.530 anime or something. I don't know. Just... It's 00:48:31.530 --> 00:48:33.489 a flurry of rush. I don't know anime. Is that 00:48:33.489 --> 00:48:37.010 accurate? It's accurate. Okay, cool. It's Gomu 00:48:37.010 --> 00:48:39.869 Gomu Gatling. And you see the head that's sort 00:48:39.869 --> 00:48:41.710 of hanging off. The one hit just goes flying 00:48:41.710 --> 00:48:44.070 off across the room. It's punted like a soccer 00:48:44.070 --> 00:48:49.320 ball. And that ghoul is full dead. Do you want 00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:51.599 to use a key point? I don't know if you actually 00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:53.739 can do two attacks on different targets when 00:48:53.739 --> 00:48:55.460 you use... I don't know. Let me look at what 00:48:55.460 --> 00:48:57.420 the key point says. Well, I mean, decide if you 00:48:57.420 --> 00:48:59.199 want to burn a key point first. Right, yeah. 00:49:00.099 --> 00:49:02.219 I mean, it just says it allows these three features, 00:49:02.360 --> 00:49:04.039 flurry of blows, patient defense, and step of 00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:05.119 the wind. Yeah, I don't know if I gave it up. 00:49:05.219 --> 00:49:06.340 I'm just going to say you can do it, because 00:49:06.340 --> 00:49:08.380 normally you can spread your attacks up. So I'm 00:49:08.380 --> 00:49:10.440 sure it's fine. Yeah, I couldn't see why not. 00:49:10.460 --> 00:49:11.739 So if you want to switch it on a target, you 00:49:11.739 --> 00:49:14.000 can. And there's still a fresh ghoul over there, 00:49:14.059 --> 00:49:16.519 just kind of untouched so far down the bottom. 00:49:17.230 --> 00:49:20.769 Strike it out at Crispin. It's one attack. You 00:49:20.769 --> 00:49:25.769 know what? Fuck it. Yeah. No. No. She's going 00:49:25.769 --> 00:49:30.590 to stay there. Okay. Arhalon's still there. Everybody's 00:49:30.590 --> 00:49:32.889 right in that group. I don't want to move her. 00:49:33.010 --> 00:49:35.369 Yep. I don't think she should move. Hell yeah. 00:49:35.489 --> 00:49:38.070 That's fair. Yeah, save the key point. Crispin 00:49:38.070 --> 00:49:42.210 Dubois. All right. Do rivet. Start of Giant Toad's 00:49:42.210 --> 00:49:46.590 turn. 3d6 acid damage. Gross. Come on with this. 00:49:47.099 --> 00:49:49.559 I really don't want to use Zebulon's bone die 00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:51.800 for this. I feel like those belong to him. Sure. 00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:53.820 So I'm just going to roll three of Crispin's 00:49:53.820 --> 00:50:05.599 die. Ooh, six. Nine. Damn, just a one. Ten acid 00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:09.099 damage from inside the belly of the beast. That's 00:50:09.099 --> 00:50:11.139 pretty good. That's pretty good. He healed for 00:50:11.139 --> 00:50:13.840 11 last time. Well, I don't know if he heals 00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:16.579 all of it or if he heals half of it or what. 00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:22.079 Then... Roll a con save. This guy's still in 00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.900 your belly. Still gross. Oh, no, wait, never 00:50:24.900 --> 00:50:26.059 mind. You saved on it. You don't have to roll 00:50:26.059 --> 00:50:27.840 it anymore. Oh, okay. Forget me, I'm stupid. 00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:32.920 Then he's going to bite the other ghoul next 00:50:32.920 --> 00:50:36.400 to him. Oh, my gosh. He can't have two grappled 00:50:36.400 --> 00:50:38.719 at the same time, and he can't have two swallowed 00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:40.889 at the same time. But there's nothing that says 00:50:40.889 --> 00:50:42.590 you can't have a swallow and a bite at the same 00:50:42.590 --> 00:50:46.409 time. There's nothing to say it. Ooh, just a 00:50:46.409 --> 00:50:48.789 three on the die. That's a seven. Ooh, my bless. 00:50:51.030 --> 00:50:53.250 Eight. You also have your Bardic Inspiration. 00:50:53.429 --> 00:50:55.269 I think that's Zebulon's Bardic Inspiration. 00:50:55.429 --> 00:50:58.210 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind. Okay. Sorry, Crispin. 00:50:58.690 --> 00:51:00.690 As you sort of open Ralph to strike, Jules, you 00:51:00.690 --> 00:51:06.909 can hear from inside just... Jules! Jules! You 00:51:06.909 --> 00:51:10.269 need me! Look at your hand, your arm. You're 00:51:10.269 --> 00:51:12.690 a freak. They'll imprison you. They'll never 00:51:12.690 --> 00:51:16.349 accept you. You'll never be free. Says the one 00:51:16.349 --> 00:51:18.489 who's imprisoned in the stomach of a damn toad. 00:51:19.789 --> 00:51:23.190 Screaming out. Holy shit. And then I'm going 00:51:23.190 --> 00:51:25.969 to burn a first level spell slot for a D8 of 00:51:25.969 --> 00:51:27.989 healing. Okay. Which is what I should have done 00:51:27.989 --> 00:51:30.730 the first time instead of stupidly wasting a 00:51:30.730 --> 00:51:34.489 second level spell slot. All right. That's another 00:51:34.489 --> 00:51:39.539 three back. Bananas. That's Jules. All right, 00:51:39.579 --> 00:51:42.219 so first things first, Jules is going to cast 00:51:42.219 --> 00:51:45.460 level 2 Cure Wounds on himself. That's a good 00:51:45.460 --> 00:51:50.300 move. Good call. Good call. Man, Bless is broken, 00:51:50.420 --> 00:51:53.820 huh? Bless is crazy good. All right, so that's 00:51:53.820 --> 00:51:59.480 2d8 plus 4. Roll high. Roll them high. That's 00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:01.880 only 12. That one looks cracked to me. That's 00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:04.519 on the edge. That is not flat face down. It was 00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:10.369 cracked. It's the same. It's the same. So that's 00:52:10.369 --> 00:52:15.929 12. It's something. That's not bad at all. And 00:52:15.929 --> 00:52:20.409 he's also going to expend his final party conspiration 00:52:20.409 --> 00:52:23.590 on himself. And then he's going to move the fuck 00:52:23.590 --> 00:52:28.010 away to here. Well, you're going to incur an 00:52:28.010 --> 00:52:30.190 attack of opportunity from Arhalon. Stop it. 00:52:30.230 --> 00:52:32.769 You with the ponytail. He's not even looking 00:52:32.769 --> 00:52:37.679 at the map. I have my dice out. Yeah. Fuck. He's 00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:39.039 an enemy against you. He will attack you if you 00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:41.280 walk away. I was thinking just directly next 00:52:41.280 --> 00:52:43.300 to him. I have my dice hanging over my thing, 00:52:43.300 --> 00:52:45.079 like, so excited. And you're like, get in the 00:52:45.079 --> 00:52:46.699 candy shop. And Stephen's over here like, candy 00:52:46.699 --> 00:52:50.159 shop's closed. Damn it. No, then, yeah, Jules 00:52:50.159 --> 00:52:51.980 is going to do everything after that. That's 00:52:51.980 --> 00:52:55.199 a good move. You heal. You turn. And it's just 00:52:55.199 --> 00:52:57.619 like you and Arhalot facing each other again. 00:52:57.679 --> 00:53:00.639 Him just glaring down at you. His hands sort 00:53:00.639 --> 00:53:02.440 of, like, twist in the grip of his sword. And 00:53:02.440 --> 00:53:06.460 he raises it high. Before he gets to strike down 00:53:06.460 --> 00:53:10.860 at you, it's Zebulon's turn. Come on, Zeb. Stop 00:53:10.860 --> 00:53:16.360 ignoring me, Arhalon. If you had helped me, maybe 00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:22.119 I'd still be alive. 19 and 16. They'll both hit. 00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:27.179 16 is the AC. Wow. So, I mean, you know what 00:53:27.179 --> 00:53:28.599 we're talking about here. We're talking about 00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:35.150 2d8 plus 10 plus 3d6. Do you want me to roll? 00:53:35.630 --> 00:53:40.489 You will definitely finish him off. Whoa. As 00:53:40.489 --> 00:53:45.489 you say those words, something, I think, does 00:53:45.489 --> 00:53:48.190 snap. It's not that he sees you, but maybe for 00:53:48.190 --> 00:53:50.469 a brief instant, something deep inside him hears 00:53:50.469 --> 00:53:52.489 you. And as his weapon sort of strays up high, 00:53:52.650 --> 00:53:56.409 his face just turns around, his eyes looking 00:53:56.409 --> 00:53:59.929 for you. What do you do? He runs him straight 00:53:59.929 --> 00:54:03.429 through the gut. Holy... Shit. As soon as he 00:54:03.429 --> 00:54:09.130 turns around. And as the strength is sort of 00:54:09.130 --> 00:54:11.210 leaving him, as he's sort of like crumpling, 00:54:11.289 --> 00:54:17.489 his knees go down around you. Body shaking. His 00:54:17.489 --> 00:54:21.809 eyes sort of fix, and he sees you. And he falls. 00:54:22.670 --> 00:54:26.989 He is lying on the cavern floor, bleeding out, 00:54:27.030 --> 00:54:30.449 and his eyes do not see now. That will be my 00:54:30.449 --> 00:54:33.079 ghoul. My last ghoul who's not in a stomach. 00:54:33.900 --> 00:54:36.519 Me and Crispin. I got to get this toad out of 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:38.519 here. Bring it on. Another three on the die. 00:54:38.639 --> 00:54:40.619 Dude, this ghoul cannot hit this toad. Dude, 00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:42.920 the toad's got... I can't hit this toad. Dude, 00:54:42.980 --> 00:54:47.500 the toad has 11 AC. Oh, my gosh. I did not expect 00:54:47.500 --> 00:54:50.059 to still be a toad. Dude, the whole reason we 00:54:50.059 --> 00:54:52.219 are where we are right now is because of that 00:54:52.219 --> 00:54:57.019 toad. Yeah. Amazing. Just awful. Okay, I don't... 00:54:57.019 --> 00:54:59.440 I think... I think I keep using Wither and Bloom. 00:54:59.539 --> 00:55:01.300 It's my only really good spell I can get at you 00:55:01.300 --> 00:55:02.940 with when you're in there. So let's do it again. 00:55:03.739 --> 00:55:06.880 Wither and Bloom. Here we go. Actually, I need 00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:09.519 you to make a con save. Dance and Crispin again. 00:55:09.719 --> 00:55:11.179 All right, here we go. And it's a lower level 00:55:11.179 --> 00:55:12.480 because I can't. I'm all out of three level. 00:55:12.619 --> 00:55:19.539 Nice. Ooh, oof for Crispin. That's an oof. That 00:55:19.539 --> 00:55:27.280 is a, yeah, crit fail. And dance. That's a 19 00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:31.079 for dance. Okay. Dance takes three points of 00:55:31.079 --> 00:55:34.119 damage. Crispin takes six. Wow. That was it. 00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:37.380 Gotta go lower level and it's not. Yeah. Okay. 00:55:37.500 --> 00:55:40.840 Right. Yeah. I mean, he's trying, he's trying 00:55:40.840 --> 00:55:43.719 to burn this toad down. I'm just still screaming 00:55:43.719 --> 00:55:45.460 as he's getting burned away. I mean, like, what 00:55:45.460 --> 00:55:47.340 do you do with a corpse? You burn it with acid, 00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:52.320 the Walter White style. I respect that. I just 00:55:52.320 --> 00:55:54.880 like. What a fitting, horrible end for this horrible, 00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:57.619 horrible villain. Rouse that is cheering us on. 00:55:58.260 --> 00:56:01.119 Let's dance. All right, she's going to go to 00:56:01.119 --> 00:56:04.820 the ghoul. Slides into old ghoul face. Attack 00:56:04.820 --> 00:56:09.679 number one. With a 19. It's going to hit. Attack 00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:15.039 number two. With a 19. That's going to hit. Let's 00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:21.539 do some damage. Max. Damage. That's 14. On both? 00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:25.599 Oh, my God. That's 14. Yeah. Still up. Whoa. 00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:27.619 All right. That was unexpected. All right. Well, 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.199 then, another key point time, then. Holy moly. 00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:38.239 And that's a 21. It's going to hit. Five. Still 00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:41.269 up. but barely, just like quick pummeling. It's 00:56:41.269 --> 00:56:43.409 like trying so hard to save its master. It's 00:56:43.409 --> 00:56:47.010 like sitting there like, No, Zafar! Zafar! Open 00:56:47.010 --> 00:56:48.829 up! Trying to scratch this toad just desperately, 00:56:48.889 --> 00:56:51.630 then Dan just slides in, pummeling this thing, 00:56:51.730 --> 00:56:53.630 cracking its head against the back wall, the 00:56:53.630 --> 00:56:57.230 fossil glowing so bright behind it. And that's 00:56:57.230 --> 00:57:00.730 going to be Crispin Dubois. All right. You can't 00:57:00.730 --> 00:57:02.530 eat him, because you already got a guy in your 00:57:02.530 --> 00:57:05.309 tummy. Well, no. Hold on. The bite didn't hit 00:57:05.309 --> 00:57:07.510 last time, did it? Oh, it didn't. Right. Yeah. 00:57:07.849 --> 00:57:10.929 Okay. Well, first, let's do the acid damage. 00:57:11.050 --> 00:57:16.130 3d6. Stop it. Another one. My goodness. Are you 00:57:16.130 --> 00:57:23.630 joking? Two ones. Oh, God. Three ones. What? 00:57:23.989 --> 00:57:27.050 No, see, Zebulon just channeled all his bad rolls 00:57:27.050 --> 00:57:31.050 into Crispin. That is so wild. That just took 00:57:31.050 --> 00:57:36.829 a little. He's acclimating, yeah. He's acclimating. 00:57:36.829 --> 00:57:38.929 Oh, my goodness. All right, well, now I need 00:57:38.929 --> 00:57:41.610 to take out my frustrations on this ghoul in 00:57:41.610 --> 00:57:43.309 front of me. All right, can you roll anything 00:57:43.309 --> 00:57:47.050 but a one? Literally another three. Plus four 00:57:47.050 --> 00:57:51.389 is seven. Let's see the bless. Here's a two. 00:57:52.070 --> 00:57:59.769 Jewels. My goodness. Come on, man. Come on, Crispin. 00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:03.559 I was going to go Dissonant Whispers, but I don't 00:58:03.559 --> 00:58:09.079 want him to go away. I want to kill him. So I'm 00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:11.539 going to cast Tasha City's Laughter. Oh, no. 00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:17.539 I maybe have a suggestion. That would break concentration, 00:58:17.739 --> 00:58:20.039 though. I maybe have a suggestion. What's up? 00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:23.980 Stabilize our horn. Can I do that? Yeah, you 00:58:23.980 --> 00:58:26.539 can do a medicine check. Seriously? It's going 00:58:26.539 --> 00:58:29.840 to be a little high to fully stabilize. I roll 00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:33.800 it as DC 15. Okay. But if you get a 10, I'll 00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:37.159 give him advantage on his next save. Okay. Okay. 00:58:37.460 --> 00:58:39.639 Okay. Is there any modifier on it? Whatever your 00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:41.900 magic skill is. Just medicine. Yep. So after 00:58:41.900 --> 00:58:43.760 all this hatred, this vitriol, just staring you 00:58:43.760 --> 00:58:50.300 down, Jules kneels down. 16. And very quickly, 00:58:50.300 --> 00:58:51.880 you just start, you just, like, pull him over. 00:58:51.960 --> 00:58:53.219 It's probably a lot of effort to, like, turn 00:58:53.219 --> 00:58:54.679 his body, but you're immediately just trying 00:58:54.679 --> 00:58:56.639 to put, like, pressure on the wound, trying to, 00:58:56.639 --> 00:58:58.860 like, cover it whenever you can. Yeah, I imagine 00:58:58.860 --> 00:59:01.760 as Jules is trying to lift over his body, he 00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:04.519 looks up to Zeb and says, hey. Exactly, yeah. 00:59:04.539 --> 00:59:06.199 Helps him push all the way over. I love that. 00:59:06.380 --> 00:59:09.059 Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah, he helps turn over 00:59:09.059 --> 00:59:12.199 with the hilt of his sword that's still in Arhalon. 00:59:13.519 --> 00:59:18.119 That's less than horrifying. You two are working 00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:20.199 on Arhalon. Zebulon, I'm not going to make that 00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:23.019 your action. It's flavor. It's cool. Jules is 00:59:23.019 --> 00:59:26.380 stabilizing Arhalon. You see, I mean, you trust 00:59:26.380 --> 00:59:30.050 him with this. What do you want to do? Yeah, 00:59:30.170 --> 00:59:33.289 as long as Zebulon knows that our Halan is stable, 00:59:33.570 --> 00:59:38.650 he'll jump down two squares and start to attack 00:59:38.650 --> 00:59:44.969 this last ghoul. 14 plus 8. Describe it. Okay. 00:59:46.650 --> 00:59:49.309 Dan's got him so low. You don't need much more 00:59:49.309 --> 00:59:54.690 than that. Yeah, Zebulon's walking over as she's 00:59:54.690 --> 00:59:56.630 just like, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, 00:59:56.630 --> 00:59:59.110 punch, punch. And then finally, when there's 00:59:59.110 --> 01:00:06.250 a break in the action. After you. Gestures. Zebulon 01:00:06.250 --> 01:00:12.409 steps up. Zebulon just lops his head off. Hey, 01:00:13.289 --> 01:00:17.630 Dan. Let's be straight here. I'm burning all 01:00:17.630 --> 01:00:19.550 my spell slots pretty fast. Zavar's just in a 01:00:19.550 --> 01:00:22.480 toad. I can keep playing this game of I'm going 01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:25.420 to keep running this same spell over and over, 01:00:25.500 --> 01:00:27.880 try to heal, try to do damage. I'm not going 01:00:27.880 --> 01:00:30.260 to win that race. So I'm just going to assume 01:00:30.260 --> 01:00:33.179 everyone sort of takes a step back and just watches. 01:00:33.659 --> 01:00:37.239 You can just see Crispin's body as the giant 01:00:37.239 --> 01:00:40.380 toad. He's like bearing Daniel. It looks like 01:00:40.380 --> 01:00:42.980 he's trying to go to the bathroom. You can see 01:00:42.980 --> 01:00:49.139 his belly shaking. And after... a time. I don't 01:00:49.139 --> 01:00:55.619 know. Let's call it 25, 30 seconds. There's silence 01:00:55.619 --> 01:01:05.219 and silence. Nope. And Crispin just burps up 01:01:05.219 --> 01:01:09.159 a pile of bones. It will call it there.