WEBVTT 00:00:11.809 --> 00:00:18.070 Too soon. He caught me in the bathroom. You're 00:00:18.070 --> 00:00:20.489 supposed to knock. You're supposed to knock first. 00:00:21.530 --> 00:00:25.129 I said do something with it. And that's where 00:00:25.129 --> 00:00:28.629 you went? I'm very tired. What the hell? Welcome, 00:00:28.710 --> 00:00:31.149 everybody, to another episode of Roll Em. Right? 00:00:31.289 --> 00:00:33.250 We rolling them again? We're rolling them again. 00:00:33.350 --> 00:00:35.109 I'll roll. So if you are caught up, if you listen 00:00:35.109 --> 00:00:37.590 to Monday's episode, you would know that we are 00:00:37.590 --> 00:00:40.929 bringing in... The backups. Oh, we are so going 00:00:40.929 --> 00:00:43.950 to have to put a spoiler warning on this. Yeah, 00:00:44.009 --> 00:00:47.250 yeah. Just in case people aren't caught up. Hopefully 00:00:47.250 --> 00:00:48.609 they will listen to that one before this one 00:00:48.609 --> 00:00:51.710 because it's very important to know why we are 00:00:51.710 --> 00:00:54.170 doing this. And the reason is because I'm crazy 00:00:54.170 --> 00:00:55.829 and I want to do something fun and weird. And 00:00:55.829 --> 00:00:58.090 these guys are perfect gentlemen and always go 00:00:58.090 --> 00:01:00.070 along with my zany bullshit no matter what it 00:01:00.070 --> 00:01:02.649 is. Thank you guys so much for that. Yes, we 00:01:02.649 --> 00:01:08.129 willingly go along. Listeners, it is true. I'll 00:01:08.129 --> 00:01:09.709 put the handgun away. We willingly go along. 00:01:09.829 --> 00:01:14.030 We trust you. We trust you. But do you trust 00:01:14.030 --> 00:01:17.689 the dice? Because today, here and now, we're 00:01:17.689 --> 00:01:20.829 about to roll the numbers for these new characters. 00:01:20.890 --> 00:01:24.010 And last time, last time didn't go so well. Yeah, 00:01:24.010 --> 00:01:27.250 well, we don't trust them yet. But we're going 00:01:27.250 --> 00:01:32.950 to grab our holy water from our level one cleric, 00:01:32.950 --> 00:01:36.120 Rochelle. Oh, wow. I don't think the mic's going 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:40.760 to get this opening it up, but I'll try. Ooh, 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:43.099 I think I got it. It sounded nice. It sounded 00:01:43.099 --> 00:01:46.900 great, too. It's not real nice. It's that high 00:01:46.900 --> 00:01:49.159 -quality bottle that Rochelle sent us. You keep 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:51.540 that holy water off of me. Oh, it's going on 00:01:51.540 --> 00:01:55.420 you first. No! Don't you... No! I only got a 00:01:55.420 --> 00:01:58.680 small. Yep, I got David first. Now I got to get 00:01:58.680 --> 00:02:01.500 my dice. It's a good thing I pissed in it. You 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:03.579 got to get the red dragon in there, too. Oh, 00:02:03.579 --> 00:02:06.780 yeah. Absolutely. Oh, hey, I got some dice here 00:02:06.780 --> 00:02:10.099 if you want to. You know what? Oh, thank you. 00:02:10.139 --> 00:02:13.120 Wow. I'm saving these ones for the boss fight 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:17.460 now. That was so wholesome. Hey, I mean, as much 00:02:17.460 --> 00:02:21.680 as we are all friends here. For now. For now. 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:26.139 I got a for now and a sure. Just you wait. I'm 00:02:26.139 --> 00:02:29.060 surprised after that last episode. Well, last 00:02:29.060 --> 00:02:32.289 week's episode. The last Zeb and Jules encounter. 00:02:32.729 --> 00:02:35.210 I'm surprised we're still friends. Well, I mean, 00:02:35.210 --> 00:02:37.569 that wasn't entirely your fault. That was the 00:02:37.569 --> 00:02:42.210 dice. Eh, well. Yeah. A lot of the dice. So, 00:02:42.210 --> 00:02:45.789 gentlemen, the age -old question. Who would like 00:02:45.789 --> 00:02:48.610 to start us off? You want to roll a dice about 00:02:48.610 --> 00:02:52.210 it? Yeah, I think we should roll a d20. Whoever 00:02:52.210 --> 00:02:55.169 goes highest rolls first. Okay. I'm into it. 00:02:55.169 --> 00:02:58.680 I was going to suggest flipping the pick. Oh, 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:00.759 that's even better. The pick of destiny. Yes. 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:02.680 The pick of minor destiny. The pick of minor 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:05.560 destiny. Sorry. You're right. Just a little bit 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:07.139 of destiny. Don't want to oversell that pick. 00:03:08.419 --> 00:03:14.000 It's a fine pick. It's a fine pick. Okay. Who's 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:17.240 who? You call it. It's your pick. No. No. You 00:03:17.240 --> 00:03:20.800 call it. I refuse. David, you call it. My finger's 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:23.460 on my nose. Jeremy Heads, Stephen Tales. Okay. 00:03:23.659 --> 00:03:25.639 Heads is the maker's mark. Heads is the mark. 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:31.560 It's heads. It's heads. Jeremy's up first. All 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:33.599 right. No, that means I get to choose. I'm going 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:36.479 second. That's fine. I don't care. I'll go first. 00:03:36.639 --> 00:03:39.340 All right. Oh, this is exciting. This is so, 00:03:39.340 --> 00:03:42.219 so exciting. Okay, so you know the rules. It 00:03:42.219 --> 00:03:47.659 is 4d6. You take the highest. If I was a nice 00:03:47.659 --> 00:03:51.039 DM, you'd be roll ones. But you know that that's 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:53.879 not true because you rolled like 16 ones the 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:56.400 first time around. So can you do better than 00:03:56.400 --> 00:03:58.960 that? So you're going to roll them. I'm going 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:03.060 to open up a notes document, and I want you to 00:04:03.060 --> 00:04:05.620 roll 46 and tell me the three highest numbers. 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:08.099 So the three highest numbers, the one drops. 00:04:08.139 --> 00:04:11.139 Yeah, the lowest number drops. And we do this 00:04:11.139 --> 00:04:15.860 six times. Okay. Here we go. Okay, let me know 00:04:15.860 --> 00:04:17.379 what you get. Let me know the three highest, 00:04:17.459 --> 00:04:22.300 and I will jot them down on my notepad. 13. Ooh, 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:24.759 not a bad start. Yep, not a bad start. Thank 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:25.959 you for adding them for me, because that would 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:33.660 have been hard for me right now. Fifteen. Oh 00:04:33.660 --> 00:04:35.980 my gosh! This is going well. That is the highest 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:37.899 you'll get on standard array, so you're doing 00:04:37.899 --> 00:04:40.240 very well right now. Fuck yeah. I'll take it. 00:04:42.779 --> 00:04:46.160 This is going well. Thirteen. These backups! 00:04:46.459 --> 00:04:49.480 Oh my gosh. I think thirteen was Jules' highest 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:53.060 roll. Yes. I'm pretty sure. It might have even 00:04:53.060 --> 00:04:58.480 been 12. It's nuts. It's nuts. So what are we 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:02.879 at? This is number four? This is number four. 00:05:03.220 --> 00:05:10.879 All right. Fucking 15. Oh, my God. These characters 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:13.819 are so powerful. At least this one is. Yeah. 00:05:13.860 --> 00:05:16.120 I can't wait to see the mass disparity between 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:21.860 Dresden and Crispin. Yeah, I know. You know what? 00:05:21.899 --> 00:05:23.699 It's going to be fine. Either way, it's going 00:05:23.699 --> 00:05:26.899 to be fine. Come on, get six in there. One bad 00:05:26.899 --> 00:05:32.259 number. Lowest number yet. Twelve. Oh, wow. That's 00:05:32.259 --> 00:05:37.019 one more. That's one more. These stats. Unbelievable. 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:40.500 Oh, my God. Oh, well, I can see a five and a 00:05:40.500 --> 00:05:43.939 three. No, that's a nine. Okay. Okay. You got 00:05:43.939 --> 00:05:46.540 one dumb stat. Congratulations. That's better 00:05:46.540 --> 00:05:49.360 than saying it right. That is a good setup. All 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:51.620 right, Steven, what do you want me to leave in 00:05:51.620 --> 00:05:53.199 here? What do you want me to take out? Well, 00:05:53.319 --> 00:05:57.060 I'm going to use the metal die we got from Jason. 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.680 I'm going to use the die from my set that I got 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:05.180 from my wife, the die that we got from Rochelle, 00:06:05.379 --> 00:06:12.439 and let me get that Zoobeard D6. Oh. We get that 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:16.800 gold vein. I like it. I mean, we don't usually 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:21.540 cross die over the table here, but... Quick, 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:26.839 bless it. Yep, I'll take a quick bless. Thank 00:06:26.839 --> 00:06:28.339 you, thank you, thank you. Absolutely, anytime. 00:06:29.420 --> 00:06:37.519 Okay, I'm a little nervous. You should be. What? 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:43.819 What? What? What? I rolled three sixes. What? 00:06:46.660 --> 00:06:50.500 David, you are fucked. The legendary 18? Is this 00:06:50.500 --> 00:06:56.879 a joke? These blessed die. Holy crap. People 00:06:56.879 --> 00:07:00.000 are going to think we fudged this. They know 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:04.019 I wouldn't allow that. I hate this. Holy hell. 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:08.319 I almost feel bad. No, no, you know what? You 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:11.680 put Zebulon for a long time to get this. I kind 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:14.699 of hope the rest of them are not great. It's 00:07:14.699 --> 00:07:16.500 going to be funny when you have these amazing 00:07:16.500 --> 00:07:19.420 backups and you still have these two primary 00:07:19.420 --> 00:07:22.160 characters who are just less good. I'm telling 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:24.879 you, don't kill Zeb and Jules because you will 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:27.540 be fucked. Actually, the build I have in mind 00:07:27.540 --> 00:07:29.779 is going to require more than just one good stat. 00:07:30.060 --> 00:07:32.800 So let's see what happens. It's MAD. It's MAD. 00:07:33.220 --> 00:07:35.810 Multiple Attribute Dependent. Okay, I didn't 00:07:35.810 --> 00:07:38.790 know what that was. Okay, let's see if I can 00:07:38.790 --> 00:07:45.529 follow up that 18. Let's see. What? It's a 17. 00:07:45.910 --> 00:07:55.050 What the f - I - Oh. Wow. Is this okay? Are we 00:07:55.050 --> 00:07:56.170 gonna keep going with this? They're blessed. 00:07:56.170 --> 00:07:57.930 They're blessed. I keep going. This is the game. 00:07:57.990 --> 00:08:02.990 This is what happens. Okay. Don't for a second 00:08:02.990 --> 00:08:05.379 think that I can't still fuck you up. I know. 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:07.639 It just feels too good to be true. I'm just waiting 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:11.180 for the other shoe to drop here. It's gonna drop, 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:16.560 damn it, right now! What? It's 14. You are so 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:18.899 full of baloney. You got three more. You got 00:08:18.899 --> 00:08:21.959 three more. 18, 17, 14. You got three chances 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:27.360 to shit the bed. This is gnarly. This... It's 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:30.279 night and day, these two characters. All right, 00:08:30.300 --> 00:08:33.759 there's a 10. There's a 10, see? Your karma's 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:39.669 coming. Whoa, there's a six. Oh, there's three. 00:08:40.110 --> 00:08:43.610 Oh, shit. I read that as an eight. I mean, so 00:08:43.610 --> 00:08:45.289 far, before you roll the last one, I want to 00:08:45.289 --> 00:08:47.649 say this is almost the perfect inverse of Zebulon, 00:08:47.750 --> 00:08:50.169 who rolled one good stat. Right. And then everything 00:08:50.169 --> 00:08:52.730 else was, like, completely, like, you rolled 00:08:52.730 --> 00:08:56.090 so bad, it's mind -boggling. Yeah. A five and 00:08:56.090 --> 00:08:59.809 a six. Yeah. Like, truly insane. Just, yeah. 00:08:59.950 --> 00:09:02.009 This is, like, your karma. You deserve this. 00:09:02.289 --> 00:09:05.840 I... You earned this. Okay, I'll take it. Don't 00:09:05.840 --> 00:09:07.620 you worry about it. Don't you worry about it. 00:09:07.679 --> 00:09:10.700 Last one. I mean, there's really no losing. I'm 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:13.299 really bad at balancing encounters. You're going 00:09:13.299 --> 00:09:19.019 to go through hell anyway. It's another 17. Holy 00:09:19.019 --> 00:09:26.799 shit. Hey. I'm like considering like selling 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:33.379 half of that bottle. Look, here's the nice thing, 00:09:33.419 --> 00:09:36.720 though, for me, right? Your build means that 00:09:36.720 --> 00:09:38.840 most of the time, you're not using your own stats. 00:09:39.379 --> 00:09:41.379 I don't know if we've gotten into this yet in 00:09:41.379 --> 00:09:47.000 the main show, but next, let's move on from this. 00:09:47.980 --> 00:09:49.679 Let's talk about your build, Steven. Let's go 00:09:49.679 --> 00:09:58.080 into this. Sorry, I'm still in shock. Okay. Wow. 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:04.049 Yeah. Jeez. Hey, this is a real, true, luminary, 00:10:04.149 --> 00:10:07.330 tried and tested. You know what? I love that 00:10:07.330 --> 00:10:09.830 Crispin is the badass starting off that Zebulon 00:10:09.830 --> 00:10:13.309 wasn't. Yeah, Crispin Dubois is no joke. Crispin 00:10:13.309 --> 00:10:18.629 Dubois is a Circle of the Moon druid with a barbarian 00:10:18.629 --> 00:10:24.929 dip. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice. Nice. So the idea 00:10:24.929 --> 00:10:27.899 is to kind of have some cool... druid spells 00:10:27.899 --> 00:10:30.059 that are going to help outside of combat with 00:10:30.059 --> 00:10:33.159 adventuring. Then when the shit hits the fan, 00:10:33.379 --> 00:10:38.480 kind of all in on that wild shape and rage. It's 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:40.000 going to be cool. It's going to be fun as hell. 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:43.320 Yeah, so he'll be pretty tanky, which is funny 00:10:43.320 --> 00:10:47.580 because he is a small -sized Haringan. Yeah, 00:10:47.620 --> 00:10:52.740 that's right. It just seemed fun, but also really 00:10:52.740 --> 00:10:55.679 cool. You and your fondness for tiny characters. 00:10:56.889 --> 00:11:02.049 He's not that short. I mean, he's short. But 00:11:02.049 --> 00:11:05.169 he's not tiny. Is everyone actually technically 00:11:05.169 --> 00:11:07.789 medium or small? No, I think he's a medium creature. 00:11:07.889 --> 00:11:13.710 Okay. He's tiny now. Jeremy, what's going on 00:11:13.710 --> 00:11:15.950 with Dresden, huh? What's his build going to 00:11:15.950 --> 00:11:18.169 be? Just in case the folks at home haven't heard 00:11:18.169 --> 00:11:21.690 yet. I got Dresden as a fighter. Went with a 00:11:21.690 --> 00:11:24.950 variant human on this one so that I can get an 00:11:24.950 --> 00:11:28.889 extra feat. Hey, never hurts. My martial archetype, 00:11:28.889 --> 00:11:33.269 I'm going with the Echo Knight. Ooh, hell yeah. 00:11:33.769 --> 00:11:37.409 I had the pleasure of playing this in another 00:11:37.409 --> 00:11:39.970 campaign. I had the displeasure of DMing for 00:11:39.970 --> 00:11:43.029 this in another campaign. And oh my god, the 00:11:43.029 --> 00:11:45.149 Echo Knight. It's fucking wild. The things you 00:11:45.149 --> 00:11:47.490 can do, it's fun. I'm not going to dive too deep 00:11:47.490 --> 00:11:49.590 into it, because anybody that doesn't know it, 00:11:49.629 --> 00:11:52.009 I want to experience it. And you'll experience 00:11:52.009 --> 00:11:55.129 it very soon, folks. Just you wait. What does 00:11:55.129 --> 00:12:01.429 that mean, David? I will say we were recording 00:12:01.429 --> 00:12:04.250 this before the episode where these characters 00:12:04.250 --> 00:12:06.970 make their real debut in the spotlight. So really, 00:12:07.769 --> 00:12:11.250 what are you saying, David? Oh, who knows? Yeah, 00:12:11.330 --> 00:12:13.909 and I picked for my two feats, I got Piercer 00:12:13.909 --> 00:12:17.389 and Crusher. So I'm going to be dealing you some 00:12:17.389 --> 00:12:18.990 fucking damage, my friend. This is a brutal. 00:12:19.320 --> 00:12:21.879 brutal characters. I love it. It's like the frontline 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:24.159 party that your main party doesn't have going 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:26.360 on. You have Jean Franklin as your main frontline 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:28.960 tank, and now who knows what these guys are going 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:30.759 to have. You have no sidekicks to start, but 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:33.100 hey, those slots might get filled. Or maybe I 00:12:33.100 --> 00:12:34.700 won't let them get filled because you're so powerful. 00:12:34.899 --> 00:12:37.179 Who knows? Yeah, I'm looking at the rest of this 00:12:37.179 --> 00:12:41.120 build and this is going to be unfair. I don't 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:42.340 know how we're going to keep this entertaining 00:12:42.340 --> 00:12:44.240 because we're just going to be so fucking OP. 00:12:45.539 --> 00:12:47.460 Did you remember? Okay. Do you remember what 00:12:47.460 --> 00:12:50.820 happened? The last time we recorded. We survived. 00:12:50.899 --> 00:12:53.720 The owl situation. Sort of. Barely. Dude, I was. 00:12:53.779 --> 00:12:55.279 We survived with shitty characters. I actually 00:12:55.279 --> 00:12:58.259 never said this during the recording. I said 00:12:58.259 --> 00:13:00.980 it afterwards. I don't want to spoil much, but 00:13:00.980 --> 00:13:03.120 let's just say Zebulon did nine damage at the 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:08.000 very end. I had eight HP, and the threshold was 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:11.480 to get below. You got the threshold by one HP. 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:15.039 It was that close. I was going to end the episode 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:17.690 with either this thing being chased off. Or this 00:13:17.690 --> 00:13:19.429 thing going for the kill shot on Jules. That 00:13:19.429 --> 00:13:21.129 was it. That was going to be the ending. I had 00:13:21.129 --> 00:13:22.490 it in mind. I didn't know which one was going 00:13:22.490 --> 00:13:24.350 to be. And it all came down to that damage roll. 00:13:24.750 --> 00:13:26.669 It's just going to be tight. Make strong characters. 00:13:26.909 --> 00:13:29.450 I'm okay with that. Because I can make stronger 00:13:29.450 --> 00:13:33.429 villains. How about you guys take just a few 00:13:33.429 --> 00:13:36.210 minutes here and allocate those stat points. 00:13:36.789 --> 00:13:39.230 And we'll come back. And you can tell us what 00:13:39.230 --> 00:13:40.970 your stats are currently with all your bonuses 00:13:40.970 --> 00:13:43.690 for racial bonuses, all that. And we'll have 00:13:43.690 --> 00:13:45.860 these characters fully ready to go. Knock him 00:13:45.860 --> 00:13:48.480 out the fucking factory floor and we'll do some 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:51.179 shit. Are we saving HP till the end? Oh my gosh. 00:13:51.179 --> 00:13:53.460 That's four levels of HP. You guys want to roll 00:13:53.460 --> 00:13:57.580 that? I'm okay doing either rolling all four 00:13:57.580 --> 00:13:59.559 levels or we can just start with the average 00:13:59.559 --> 00:14:01.320 and continue to roll from there. I'm going to 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:03.220 leave that up to you. Let's roll all four, but 00:14:03.220 --> 00:14:04.419 first you got to do your stat points so we know 00:14:04.419 --> 00:14:06.539 what your con is. Okay. So take your time. Do 00:14:06.539 --> 00:14:08.720 that. We'll get right back to you guys in a minute. 00:14:08.820 --> 00:14:12.950 Let's do it. All right, and we are back, and 00:14:12.950 --> 00:14:16.450 we have some numbers all set to go in these stat 00:14:16.450 --> 00:14:19.190 blocks. First things first, we did a little talking. 00:14:19.309 --> 00:14:20.809 Another thing we had to bring up was what we're 00:14:20.809 --> 00:14:22.370 going to do for starting gold and equipment. 00:14:22.710 --> 00:14:26.070 I gave these gentlemen 400 gold each, as I am 00:14:26.070 --> 00:14:28.730 very generous, which they spent on a number of 00:14:28.730 --> 00:14:30.269 trinkets they can tell you about or they cannot 00:14:30.269 --> 00:14:32.169 tell you about. It's up to them. First things 00:14:32.169 --> 00:14:35.009 first, what I want to hear about is your stats. 00:14:36.409 --> 00:14:38.570 Jeremy, you were the first one to roll up your 00:14:38.570 --> 00:14:41.360 numbers. Uh -huh. Where'd you put them? I put 00:14:41.360 --> 00:14:44.279 my two highest numbers, the 15s, into strength 00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:48.559 and dexterity. Solid. And my two 13s I put into 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:53.940 constitution and wisdom. The 12 went into intelligence. 00:14:54.379 --> 00:14:57.799 And then my nine dump stat went to charisma. 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.620 The exact opposite of jewels. Yeah, seriously. 00:15:02.759 --> 00:15:06.259 Yeah. The exact opposite. Yeah. Yep. That's nuts. 00:15:06.779 --> 00:15:09.740 How about you, Columbo, over there? What do you 00:15:09.740 --> 00:15:16.240 got going on? Columbo? I don't know. Isn't he 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:21.139 a TV detective? He's an elephant. Sounds like 00:15:21.139 --> 00:15:24.340 an elephant name. What are your stats? All right. 00:15:24.860 --> 00:15:30.840 So after features and feats and stuff like that, 00:15:30.980 --> 00:15:34.799 I ended up, I'll go down the line, strength ended 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:40.919 up being 18, dexterity 14, constitution 18. Intelligence 00:15:40.919 --> 00:15:45.419 10. Ended up maxing out wisdom at 20. Oh my god. 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:50.740 And 6 charisma. I love the lack of charisma this 00:15:50.740 --> 00:15:54.419 group has. Just no charisma, no social skills. 00:15:54.759 --> 00:15:59.179 Yeah, but we got AC. Yep. This small -sized Haringan 00:15:59.179 --> 00:16:04.120 has 16 AC without armor. That barbarian dip. 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:07.539 Because of that barbarian. Nice. Yeah. That's 00:16:07.539 --> 00:16:11.669 crazy. Nuts. I've got Dresden up to 18. Nice. 00:16:12.049 --> 00:16:14.409 Dude, holy shit. Which makes me very happy. Yep. 00:16:14.590 --> 00:16:16.649 Makes me very happy. Yeah, you guys live in a 00:16:16.649 --> 00:16:17.970 different world now. What's it feel like being 00:16:17.970 --> 00:16:23.950 good characters? Uncomfortable. Honestly. I feel 00:16:23.950 --> 00:16:26.450 like we've done so much with so little for so 00:16:26.450 --> 00:16:29.690 long that we're given this bounty and it just 00:16:29.690 --> 00:16:31.750 doesn't feel right. Oh, don't worry. I'll find 00:16:31.750 --> 00:16:35.009 a way to fuck you up. Just you wait. Not if we 00:16:35.009 --> 00:16:38.970 fuck you up first. With that said, do you guys 00:16:38.970 --> 00:16:40.490 want to share what you spent your starting gold 00:16:40.490 --> 00:16:43.169 on, or do you want to keep that a secret? Let 00:16:43.169 --> 00:16:48.789 me see. Yeah, I'll share the most exciting one. 00:16:48.850 --> 00:16:51.509 The other one can just, and winner if it ever 00:16:51.509 --> 00:16:57.710 appears. I got a horn of silent alarm. This horn 00:16:57.710 --> 00:16:59.850 has four charges. When you use an action to blow 00:16:59.850 --> 00:17:01.970 it, one creature of your choice can hear the 00:17:01.970 --> 00:17:04.170 horns blare, provided the creature is within 00:17:04.170 --> 00:17:07.410 600 feet of the horn and not deafened. No other 00:17:07.410 --> 00:17:09.690 creature hears sound coming from the horn, and 00:17:09.690 --> 00:17:13.029 the horn regains 1d4 expended charges daily at 00:17:13.029 --> 00:17:15.869 dawn. That's pretty nifty. It's pretty nifty. 00:17:16.009 --> 00:17:17.750 That's going to be a fun one, if we ever decide 00:17:17.750 --> 00:17:22.410 to split the party or whatnot. Or whatnot. Tell 00:17:22.410 --> 00:17:24.430 me what you got going on over there. Eh, nothing 00:17:24.430 --> 00:17:27.829 fancy. Ooh. Nothing fancy. Keeping it a secret, 00:17:27.930 --> 00:17:31.829 huh? I mean, most things don't really merit talking 00:17:31.829 --> 00:17:33.910 about. I did get a ring of obscurity, which is 00:17:33.910 --> 00:17:36.450 pretty neat. That's pretty fancy. It's a little 00:17:36.450 --> 00:17:39.390 fancy. Sounds fancy. It's a little fancy. Yeah, 00:17:39.509 --> 00:17:43.250 it creates kind of a fog centering around me 00:17:43.250 --> 00:17:46.210 at first. Might allow for some good getaways. 00:17:46.390 --> 00:17:49.009 There you go. There you go. Or hiding something. 00:17:49.670 --> 00:17:55.730 Or hiding something. Now, with that done, remind 00:17:55.730 --> 00:17:58.349 me, did we give you guys, did you guys roll your 00:17:58.349 --> 00:18:00.490 initial HP or did we just go for the max? I think 00:18:00.490 --> 00:18:02.869 that's the normal way is you go for the max you'd 00:18:02.869 --> 00:18:06.319 get on your die, right? What? Oh. Your first 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.920 level. First level you get max. Yep. And then 00:18:08.920 --> 00:18:11.019 you roll after that. That's what we have done. 00:18:11.059 --> 00:18:14.240 Three rolls for HP. Okay. Which is actually a 00:18:14.240 --> 00:18:16.380 weird one. So what are you taking first? Barbarian 00:18:16.380 --> 00:18:20.339 or Druid? Well, yeah, I know. I mean, I guess 00:18:20.339 --> 00:18:27.500 you tell me because you know the origin. of Crispin 00:18:27.500 --> 00:18:29.559 becoming powerful like this? Well, it depends 00:18:29.559 --> 00:18:31.400 on whether or not you feel like you had that 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:33.339 sort of innate rage if you were like a powerfully 00:18:33.339 --> 00:18:35.599 built warrior before this origin. Because the 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:38.920 origin we talked about is basically how you gained 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:41.200 your druidic powers. Yeah. You may have been 00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:45.259 strong and bulky and filled with the rage before 00:18:45.259 --> 00:18:48.359 then, which means you're barbarian first. I mean, 00:18:48.380 --> 00:18:50.339 I want to say yes, because then I'll get a D12, 00:18:50.400 --> 00:18:54.359 but it doesn't feel... It's a Steven call. Nah, 00:18:54.359 --> 00:18:58.599 we'll switch it up. We'll do Druid first. Okay. 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:01.319 So here's what we're going to do when it comes 00:19:01.319 --> 00:19:03.740 down to rolling HP. I'm going to go through. 00:19:03.819 --> 00:19:08.880 I just added up your con modifiers for 4th level, 00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:10.480 what you'd be getting built up, plus you're going 00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:12.700 to have your max HP rolled for your 1st level, 00:19:12.779 --> 00:19:16.400 just like we did before. In this case, for 8 00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:19.240 HP as a Druid at 1st level, and for a plus 4 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:23.190 bonus on your con modifier for every level, Crispin's 00:19:23.190 --> 00:19:25.910 going to have 24 HP before we roll the three 00:19:25.910 --> 00:19:29.009 dice for your three level ups. Yeah, buddy. Absolutely 00:19:29.009 --> 00:19:33.849 insane. Woof. Yep. Drezin, in a similar fashion, 00:19:33.970 --> 00:19:37.029 you had four HP, one for each level, plus a D10 00:19:37.029 --> 00:19:39.069 to start off, so you have 14 HP to start this. 00:19:39.289 --> 00:19:41.450 Sweet. Okay. Sweet. You're going to roll me, 00:19:41.650 --> 00:19:45.529 Jeremy, three D10. And are we still going to 00:19:45.529 --> 00:19:48.569 do the U roll and we take the higher, or are 00:19:48.569 --> 00:19:50.009 we just going to straight up roll? Oh, that's 00:19:50.009 --> 00:19:52.450 a good point. You know what? No. You just roll. 00:19:52.950 --> 00:19:55.430 These characters don't need my help. You don't 00:19:55.430 --> 00:19:58.450 get my blessings. We've always done this. Your 00:19:58.450 --> 00:20:00.630 backups get my blessing. Or your main hits get 00:20:00.630 --> 00:20:01.950 my blessing because they sucked. So wait, are 00:20:01.950 --> 00:20:05.410 we re -rolling ones? At least give us that. Fine, 00:20:05.450 --> 00:20:07.250 you can re -roll ones. Okay, we get to re -roll 00:20:07.250 --> 00:20:10.890 ones. That's hard to say really fast, re -roll. 00:20:11.230 --> 00:20:14.029 Re -roll ones. Re -roll ones. If you get two, 00:20:14.269 --> 00:20:17.809 may the gods help your souls. Okay. Because I'm 00:20:17.809 --> 00:20:24.240 not gonna. Here we go. All at once. I got two 00:20:24.240 --> 00:20:27.519 ones. Two ones in there, yeah. I was so glad 00:20:27.519 --> 00:20:29.119 you guys brought that up. Yeah, that would have 00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:31.339 been... Oh my gosh. That would have been not 00:20:31.339 --> 00:20:35.839 great. Not great. Not super great. All right, 00:20:35.900 --> 00:20:39.220 not too bad. Above average, for certain. What'd 00:20:39.220 --> 00:20:41.240 you get? I just said for certain. Yeah, you did. 00:20:41.900 --> 00:20:46.259 What's the number? 22. 22? On top of that 14, 00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:49.039 that's... Yes. That's solid. I'll take it. I 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:51.619 will absolutely take it. That's 36, right? Oh, 00:20:51.640 --> 00:20:55.319 this is what health feels like. This is what 00:20:55.319 --> 00:20:58.220 not dying every episode or almost dying every 00:20:58.220 --> 00:21:00.440 episode feels like. It's pretty damn good. It's 00:21:00.440 --> 00:21:03.279 pretty damn good. All right, I'm going to do 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:07.759 my two D8s first, and then I'll do the D12 last. 00:21:08.019 --> 00:21:11.039 I can't wait until you add two in that D12. It's 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:12.920 going to make my whole day. It's going to make 00:21:12.920 --> 00:21:16.460 my whole day to watch your face. All right, six. 00:21:19.429 --> 00:21:22.309 Four. All right. All right. Here's the D12. Big 00:21:22.309 --> 00:21:27.349 money. Big money. You got 34 now. Nine. Nice. 00:21:27.710 --> 00:21:29.869 I'll take it. Fuck yeah. Oh my gosh. I'll take 00:21:29.869 --> 00:21:32.509 it. That is incredible. I believe that puts you 00:21:32.509 --> 00:21:38.650 at 43. Oh yeah, baby. Nice. Wild. Just wild. 00:21:38.829 --> 00:21:41.509 All right. So here we are. We have two characters. 00:21:41.849 --> 00:21:44.730 Two splendid characters. These guys are powerful. 00:21:45.069 --> 00:21:48.130 Yeah. This is going to be... This is going to 00:21:48.130 --> 00:21:50.349 be a lot of fun. This is going to be wild. This 00:21:50.349 --> 00:21:51.829 is going to be fun. Yes. I mean, now you can 00:21:51.829 --> 00:21:54.650 finally get some revenge on me. Yeah. Well, I 00:21:54.650 --> 00:21:56.789 think that's that, folks, huh? You guys ready 00:21:56.789 --> 00:21:59.470 to wrap this up? Yep. Because it's time to, for 00:21:59.470 --> 00:22:01.529 us at least, throw these characters into the 00:22:01.529 --> 00:22:04.470 spotlight and see how they do. It's time to play. 00:22:04.769 --> 00:22:07.089 It's time to play. Zip it back up and get into 00:22:07.089 --> 00:22:11.549 episode 41. All right. Well, in that case, we'll 00:22:11.549 --> 00:22:12.009 call it there.